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scratchscratch padpad No. 47, February 2002. A fanzine based on *brg*, a magazine for ANZAPA, by Bruce Gillespie, 59 Keele Street, Collingwood, Victoria 3066, Australia. Phone & fax: 61-3-9419-4797. Email: [email protected]. Cover graphic: Ditmar (Dick Jenssen): The Everlusting Journey. 2 Contents 3 THE ENDS OF MUSIC 6 THE ABC CLASSIC 100 Julian Warner 8 SEVERAL PIECES I COULD PROBABLY LIVE 4 REPLY FROM *BRG* WITH 5 THE PIECE OF MUSIC I COULD NOT LIVE 9 LETTERS OF COMMENT WITHOUT: Bob Smith THE ABC CLASSIC 100 Robert James Mapson 5 AND THE WINNER IS . Erika Maria Lacey Matthew Westwood The ends of music by Julian Warner Speaking as someone who worked for a radio station and silence. Or you can just put a blank CD in your player. There got very bored with mainstream music, I started collecting is a recent phenomenon known as ‘lowercase sound’, where music which — to me — represented some of the possible the performers produce ‘music’ which is very, very quiet extremes to which it could go. Although part of the thrill of and which features very few sound events. collecting music that other people didn’t like was the sense This goes quite a long way beyond what is now known as of ‘otherness’ that it imparted (a bit like being a science ambient music. lowercase is possibly sub-ambient. It could fiction fan, really), I did actually enjoy what I was buying. be the ‘emperor’s new clothes’ of music or it could be the What might have once frightened the horses or annoyed next (little) big thing. There is a cross-over between fans of the neighbours is now passé. The music I find most annoy- lowercase sound and fans of quiet environmental record- ing or frightening is simply the wrong music at the wrong ings — whether au naturelle or processed in some way. time. Australian Alan Lamb has made recordings of telegraph There is a chance that the music going whump-whump- wires in WA, which are sort of natural but eerie. whump from inside of some young hoon’s car may actually One of the main exponents of lowercase is Bernhard be something that I like, but distorted and modified by the Guenter, whose ‘un peu de neige salie’ really could be the distance between the speakers in the car and my ears in the digitalised sound of falling dirty snow. bedroom at 3.00 a.m., I am less than impressed. There is a remote chance that if I could get drunk Speed enough at a wedding reception I could be pressured into Every grungy young black-t-shirted teenager seems to go dancing to the ‘Birdie Dance’ or to sing along to ‘Chirpy through a speed-obsessed phase where he or she wants to Chirpy Cheep Cheep’ by Middle of the Road but usually listen to fast punk or fast heavy metal or fast techno or some they give me the absolute shits. Time and Place. combination thereof. There are obvious human limitations For the record, my personal catalogue of extremes runs to how fast anyone can play, and once you crank up the a bit like this: machines too fast, the sound just becomes a blur (cf. ‘Noise’ above). Noise Punk got about as fast as it could in the late seventies It could be argued that all of the music at the noisier end and the later retreads now seem to stick to mid tempo. (In of the spectrum simply tends more or less toward white retrospect, I was surprised to realise just how slow the Sex noise -— in the same way that all food tastes like chicken, Pistols songs were.) Heavy Metal probably peaked for speed more or less. Early rock and roll was described as ‘just noise’ in the eighties and tried to expand elsewhere by going in by older folks and now it is a paragon of respectability. The for increasingly guttural vocals as ‘Death Metal’. shaping and manicuring of sheer abrasive noise has been Guitar solos which go too fast end up sounding noodly largely perfected by performers (mostly Japanese for some and become boring very quickly (cf. Yngwie Malmsteen). odd reason) such as Merzbow and Masonna. Many other Gabba or Gabber is reckoned to be the fastest style of practitioners exist. techno at more than 200 beats per minute. Most of it just However, you can download free software synthesisers sounds silly but the Dutch seem to enjoy it. from the net which will produce glitchy grainy noise At the other end of the scale, you can play slowly. Bands indefinitely should you wish. like the Swans and Flipper and the Melvins — and even Australia’s own Lubricated Goat — all played grindingly Silence slowly but they all pale in comparison to John Cage’s piece People have already released entire CDs of pure digital for organ which has sort of started in a monastery in 3 Germany, even if no actual note will be heard for some to you on the sofa, I can recommend a CD entitled Cybor- months! gasm. Otherwise, I wouldn’t. Ineptitude Minimalism Any fool can play or sing badly but very few can become As opposed to the other stuff previously mentioned, mini- famous for it. There are of course those who start famous malism is a conceit (or a laziness?) of composition, rather and then display beaucoup d’ineptitude afterwards like our than a specific sonic feature. It possibly/probably has its old friends Shatner and Nimoy and other ‘golden-throated’ roots in the serialist classical composers and the mathemati- celebrities. If you really must court ineptitude, then I sug- cal composers who wrote pieces according to strict formu- gest that you stick to the tried and true exemplars like The lae which might sacrifice musicality to further the aims of Shaggs, Wild Man Fischer, The Legendary Stardust Cow- rigidity. boy, The Portsmouth Sinfonia, Slippery Jim and the Minimalism goes that step further in following very Ratettes, The Scratch Orchestra, Divine, Pussy Galore (and simple formulae such as constant repetition of small um, better stop now -— I know too many of these). phrases or very gradual incremental changes in an other- wise static piece. Slickness/niceness An absolute of minimalism would be to hold a single I can’t find a really good term for but it’s where the vocal note for the entire length of a performance. Of course, any harmonies are just too sickly sweet or where the notes are idiot with an organ or electronic keyboard can do this (but too perfect or too regular. The antithesis of ‘soul’, it’s the try it with a piano!). music which is played in a technically perfect manner but When I first read about minimalist composers, I which has nothing to grip you. A lot of today’s computerised approached the subject with trepidation -— fearing (as production-line pop falls into this category but there is a lot most do) that boredom would set in very quickly when I was of blues and jazz which is equally soulless. I can occasionally exposed to the actual music. The biggest surprise I got from be intrigued by the process whereby such ‘perfection’ is the minimalists was the sheer ‘musicality’ of what they do. achieved but the music is basically unsatisfying. I would think that the two most commonly-known mini- malist pieces would be Philip Glass’s Einstein on the Beach and Discord Terry Riley’s In C. Film buffs would also be familiar with the You can refer to Howard Goodall’s Big Bangs for an account work of Michael Nyman, which is less minimal than some of why ‘foreign’ music sounds grating to Western ears. It but which follows the major precepts. only takes a few off-key or microtonal notes to get most teeth Early electronic works by groups such as Tangerine grinding. Unfortunately, as Western music exerts its Dream can be considered as minimalist for their use of long inexorable cultural imperialism, those ‘off’ notes are dis- slow sweeps of synthesiser sound that changes or develops appearing. Try comparing the soundtracks to old and at a glacial rate. recent Cantonese films if you want to hear Western culture After talking about ‘any idiot’, pianist, organist and in action. There is a whole world of music to listen to out composer Charlemagne Palestine has recorded a work there if you can wrest yourself away from equal tempera- where he wedges down a few keys on an organ and makes ment and twelve-note scales. tiny changes by altering the stops on the organ. There is a Gamelan: just get into the kitchen and rattle them pots sort of ‘micro-music’ that happens inside the general swirl and pans! of organ drone and which keeps the interest. There has also been renewed interest in the use of Space fidelity drones in ‘world’ music — using bagpipes, dulcimers etc. By which I mean the extremes of stereo or ‘surround sound’ — or in electric/electronic music — using guitars or synths imaging whereby you are meant to be able to pinpoint etc. The sounds vary (just!) but the compositional theory is where the third violinist is sitting to the nearest millimetre. still minimalist. There is a peculiar species of individual who, having been I would recommend Steve Reich as the best producer of amazed by the sound of an aeroplane flying from one textbook minimalist compositions. The ‘tradition’ has con- speaker to the other on ‘Back in the USSR’ (or some similar tinued from the sort of recording tape experiments that experience) will assiduouly only buy music which has been Reich performed on through to the large slew of minimalist designed specifically for spatial accuracy — if not for listen- techno performers.