Tuts ember • Red River Kicks the Habit difficulties, the college's Board by Lisa Saunders of Governors feels the health benefits will outweigh such o ifs, ands or butts; negatives. effective Sept. 1, 1994, Jennifer Tribula, executive N there is no smoking assistant to the Board of allowed anywhere at Red River Governors, said second-hand Community College. smoke has become a serious Not even in the parking lot. problem at the college, "The At the June 22 Board of ventilation system at the Governors meeting board college is an old system and members passed the motion it's in the best interest of that, "Red River Community students for Red River to have College will be a totally smoke a non-smoking environment." free environment on all college Tribula says that alternatives property." such as properly-ventilated Bruce Thompson, manager smoking lounges or outdoor of food services, said he expects designated smoking areas a loss of clientele at college were considered, but they were restaurants like the Buffalo too costly for the college. because of the policy, "It's "If you did let people smoke tough to say how much, but outside, there would be debris we do expect to lose some left in the doorways, which customers." would increase cleaning "They may all leave campus costs," said Tribula. and go elsewhere, but it's too The college will not budget early to tell at this point," said What's Wrong With This Picture? for accommodating smokers Thompson. as that money could be better confident his restaurants will sales at the campus The Ox intends to continue All totaled, the college's five used for academic purposes, still attract a fair share of convenience store, but not a selling cigarettes if the demand restaurants have the seating said Norm Konowalchuk, customers though, especially large one. is there, even if students can't capacity for more than 1,200 executive director of in the winter, "In 30 below According to Davies, smoke in the college. The people. students are her customers, administrative services, "Why In the past, 50 per cent of the weather, I don't think people cigarette revenue doesn't said Davies. What they want, would we spend thousands of areas in each of these will head down the street to matter as much as revenue they will get. dollars for smokers and take restaurants was designated for Wendy's." from other fringe items Yet, even though the new that money away from smoking. Now, they are Donna Davies, new manager purchased with the cigarettes, policy may pose certain academic programming?" 0 completely smoke-free. of the Ox, said the policy will such as potato chips, chocolat2 financial problems and other Thompson says he is also have an effect on retail bars and pop. Councilors are Fuming: Petition Started adamant that action against the to show up at the next Board by Todd Besant policy be taken. meeting on Sept. 28 The suggestion that the SA "I think that being visible at the Board meeting and it not he college's new non- circulate a petition opposing being just a piece of paper" is smoking policy lit up the new smoking policy drew important, said Gord Fardoe T the open forum at the a round of applause. SA Executive Director. Aug. 11 Student Council However, the SA Executive is only taking an advisory role. Rummery said that the meeting. sooner a petition gets on the "I feel insulted as a smoking "This ultimately has to come Board agenda, the sooner there student," said Coun. Fiona from the students," said SA could possibly be "another (Business President Randy Rummery. Plumridge vote to reach some form of Administration). "They're "We will do what we can to compromise." willing to put money out to support them and make sure "The board made a bad control it...and hand out their rights are heard." decision, but the Board is not a warnings, but they're not So Coun. Eunice Woodhouse group of unreasonable willing to put out money to (Nursing) is spearheading the people," said Rummery. smoking move to butt out the policy by accommodate And if the petition fails to students." circulating a petition. sway the Board? Councilors were upset that "What happened to choices "There are other avenues," their recommendation to allow here? We (smokers) pay the said Woodhouse with a smile. for designated smoking areas same amount as non- "They'll have to wait and see on campus was ignored by the smokers," said Woodhouse. what those avenues are." 0 Bowed of Governors and were The petition urges students lirojector 111018Ct01 News September 6,199441 (} September 6,1994 News When a Not Crazy, After Why Women Really Go Student To The Bathroom In Pairs Goes Too All These Years years," adding that 35 per cent had worked for by Annette Elvers jobs with the SA because of the Far was too severe a reduction to three years for 7- by Annette Elvers safety risk. handle all at once. 11 as a manager, "My fear is that in future top the insanity! "I'm not happy to see Bill taking over stores ccording to Debbie This call for financial leave. He had a great in financial they will come up against a by Annette Elvers Krywenko, college man and a woman who are S sobriety from Student relationship with many of the trouble and Asecurity failed to help both equally qualified for this Council left Crazy Ox staff students," said Todd Scaletta, turning them nough is enough. her find a peeping Tom while position but they'll say that between a rock and a hard former SA Executive Director. around. "Some That's the message the trail was still fresh. the man is less of a risk because place last June. Scaletta had put forward the drastic measures RRCC gave On July 27, the Creative security is so lax. I'll become E an With more than 30 years of suggestion that the Crazy Ox were needed," upholstery Communications student the example by which they student this experience at the Ox between staff be allowed to stay one said Johnson. summer when found a man crawling towards decide that women can't get he ignored them, the four full-time staff more year to follow through "Money for her on the floor of the women's jobs like this here at the repeated warnings about his members found their options on a new business plan that programs isbeing washroom next to the North college." inappropriate behavior. reduced to a 35 per cent wage might have put the Crazy Ox cut because of Gym. SA president Randy "I felt he was endangering cut or a severance package. back on track. $20,000 losses. She shouted at him, pulled Rummery promised that the safety of the other All four chose the package. Council chose to go with a That's money After 17 yrs. Doreen Demach serves her last customers up her pants and chased him women will not be students," said Lorraine Jones, "Basically, I'm just hurt. I've more agressive plan. from students' down the hallway, calling for discriminated against because upholstery instructor. been a loyal employee for 14 "It wasn't my decision," said pockets." plans were made to revamp competitive prices and better other students to help her. of this incident, "When we hire He was expelled from the years and this is what I get. No Scaletta, adding that those Donna Davies, 1993/94 the Crazy Ox. store organization. When the man entered a female students we may take college August 17. negotiation, nothing. Just take kinds of plans go through the council member, now fills Her experience includes a Renovations have already hallway in a secluded part of more precautions to ensure According to his classmates, it or leave it," said former Student Council, not the SA. Jost's position. diploma in Business taken place. the campus Krywenko gave their safety, but we're never the man made lewd and manager Bill Jost. Student Council member "I want students to know Administration from the "I didn't think it would come up her chase, "I had this going to let it affect hiring explicit sexual remarks from "I was willing to go to 10 per Karl Johnson spearheaded the that this was not an organized college and eight years of retail to this length," said Doreen horrible feeling that he wanted practices." the first day of class. He was cent," as a reasonable pay cut, push for change. blow-out. I was hired on my experience, including Demach, 17 year Crazy Ox me to follow him, just by the But Krywenko 's concerns warned that his remarks were said Jost. "That would put us "It wasn't about the people experience and my ability," management positions. employee. "It's a real slap in sheer fact that he slowed down reach further than her unwelcome and along the lines of SA employees themselves," said Johnson. "It said Davies, adding that she Davies hopes to turn the the face." 0 a little bit and made sure I saw employment. The next day she inappropriate,with no results. that have been here for five was about the job." Johnson was not at the meeting when store around with more where he went." met with RRCC's manager of Student Rebecca Janzen said Krywenko then contacted security Ernie Marion the next that he had tried to follow her security. but, "they didn't go day to discuss her home on several occasions, beyond 'Joint A," she said. SA Budget Passed dissatisfaction with security's RRCC Manager of Security Ernie Marion always sitting a few seats Security accompanied her handling of the incident. behind her and getting off at Wanted: Debbie Delays Don? Faze on a walk of the area where the same stops that she did. She asked a reporter from take any measures. They'll get the incident occurred, but "Ernie Marion told me to "He didn't live anywhere The Projector to be her witness. a statement from the victim Councilors when she asked the guard to Marion said that a search was comeback the next day at noon, near me," she said. "I went to and no-one will ever come go with , her intothe building made of the campus, and which I thought was peculiar," Polo Park," said Janzen, who Krywenko's Posters looking for you." where the man disappeared suggested that Krywenko had said Krywenko. "That's why I didn't want to go home. income of $10,853 may have Rummery has concerns that, she got resistance. not made herself available to called the police. I told them I Jones has training in crisis Randy Rummery, SA on the board," he said. by Todd Besant helped councilors over the "however this shakes out any Krywenko said she was told security and to the police to was dissatisfied with the way intervention, but decided to by Annette Elvers president, telling Krywenko, Krywenko put up a usual budget meeting blahs. student is going to be that, "there were only two aid in a proper investigation, security handled the incident." call in security and to involve "we'll stamp them first so they second round of posters, he 1994-95 Students' The SA expects to generate apprehensive about going to Association (SA) budget $1,206,124 of revenue from: security guards on duty, and "I wanted to help you The woman said that she administration. ebbie Krywenko's can't be taken down." which were also removed. security. People have to beable was passed on Aug. 11, Administration such as that they had to open the yesterday but I got no help at probably could have identified "I had full support of the rest posters attracted a lot The posters were gone the There is only one poster to feel that they can go to despite computer problems Students' Fees, the Student classrooms for night classes all," said Marion. the voyeur, "based on his bui Id of the staff at the college. D of attention. next day. remaining, in front of the security and their complaint that delayed the meeting and Insurance Plan, vending and and that they weren't going to "Yesterday I was very and everything else that I saw Security was really good, they The wrong kind. According to Rummery, the SA office. will be taken seriously." left councilors with little game machines; "The Ox" look." disappointed with you when about him," had he been found were down here constantly," Krywenko's SA was told by security that "I'll start putting themup Executive Director of preparation time. retail store; and the Marketing "I'm really concerned that this happened because there that day. She is no longer sure said Jones. "wanted"posters there was a concern about again once the students are AdministrativeServicesNorm "The budget was being and Promotions department. opening classroom doors took was no report made, there was she could recognize him. Jones was also given code describing the July 27 whether the posters had been back," said Krywenko. Konowalchuk, Ernie Marion's revised right up until 4 p.m. Expenditures include: a precedent over blatant sexual nothingmade," he said. "There "I think that this incident is a words that would tip off voyeur incident were taken properly authorized. Security refused to superior, assured The Projector that day," said SA Vice- Administration items such as harassment. I think they've got are certain steps you have to scary indicator to me, to fellow security if the classroom down by security almost as "I stamped them myself," comment. 0 that he is looking into the president RoseAnna Schick. salaries and benefits, Student to get their priorities straight," take," adding that she should students and to future soon as they were put up. said Rummery. "They're our matter. 0 situation got out of hand. But a new format made "the Insurance Plan, honorariums, she said. have called police from the perpetrators that this kind of Manager of security Ernie The posters had been boardsand if we put our stamp budget easier to read on the donations etc.; "The Ox"; and But her greatest concern is that college, not her home later that thing is okay. You can go right Marion gave the class some personally approved by on them they're allowed to be spot." the Marketing and Promotions women won't be able to get day. ahead and nobody's going to and took a safety tips Plus, the resignation of department, total $1,195,271. student. description of the Executive Director Todd Students interested in seeing Jones, the man According to Scaletta and the hiring of Gord the budget can pick-up a copy description of did not fit the Fardoe as his replacement at the SA office. who harassed the voyeur It's About Time! slowed down the budget In other council business: earlier in the Debbie Krywenko the phrase the maintenance department had to process, Schick added. • Student council elections Butt Out, Or Else summer. by Hilary Pickering department has been hearing, locate it,disconnect The simplified budget are set for Sept. 22-23. "Between this young man without pay for staff. while they tried to get all of the it, set it, and let it format, plus a projected net Nominations close Sept. 16. 0 classes and staff from being enforce the new policy. and [the voyeurism] incident The proposed disciplinary paid. ow many times have 500 clocks in the college run on its own by Lisa Saunders Konowalchuk said that I have one student who is still action is a result of the college's you enjoyed your working together. electrically. But regardless of the help of safewalk very afraid," said Jones. She "The master clocks are very 41, !tree strikes and revised smoking policy,•which disciplinary measures, H morning coffee after A f ter patrollers, staff and would not release the woman's you're out states that Red River will be a class only to find that by the expensive, and weren't in our temporarily fixing Konowalchuk admits that the students will be needed to name, who is afraid the BACHELOR SUITES PROM $375.00 T That's thegame plan totally smoke free new policy will be difficult time you get to your next one, budget until this year," said many clocks this to make sure the college's student will return. college authorities have for environment on all college enforce, "We don't have you're late? Hakam Jon, RRCC's Building way, it was s p i BEDROOM SUITES FROM $455.00 halls remain smoke-free, Even after the man's Manager. impossible to have lL implementing the new property. "What?" you think to enough security (personnel) to "Basically, we will act on dismissal, the upholstery non-smoking policy at Red The decision to amend the walk through all areas of the yourself as the tapping of your "The complaints from staff t h e m Ae 411 CUMBERLAND AVENUE complaints," hesaid, "then students still feel uneasy. River Community College. policy was made by the Board college." teacher's foot can be heard by and students were not going synchronized. security will be called," to They go out into the halls in Rent Includes: Heat,Water, Electricity, Cable T.V. Violators, "will probably of Governors at a June 22 And to be charged the the rest of the class. unheard all of this time, we loll expects that $500 deal with the student. pairs, "I walk the women to (Variety Package),Television Security & be given one verbal meeting. However, the fine that goes along with You gaze up at the clock and were just trying to fix each RRCC's new Konowalchuk said that the washroom," said James Security Guards at night Seasonal Pool warning, then two written enforcement procedure is still breaking the by-law, city police realize that between mall level clock manually by taking it off master clock will the actual procedure will Duke. "He didn't do anything warnings," said Norm being debated. would have to be called to issue and the third floor you got the master." last a lifetime - be finalized after the physically, but it was very On Site Party Room, Coin Laundry on each Konowalchulc, RRCC Konowalchuk says the new the ticket. To the best of his caught in some sort of bizarre Master clocks synchronize without these same Floor, Store, Lockers & Parking College Management frightening to them." executive director of procedure will be tougher than knowledge, time warp of 10 minutes. the rest electronically, but the problems. Konowalchuk Committee, comprised of Some of the women carry CITY BUS SERVICE RIGHT ACROSSTHE STREET administrative services. the old one, which allowed for said that no-one had ever The news is, it wasn't a time two that belonged to the So get your butt the college's deans and hammers to the washroom. "After that, it's suspension two verbal warnings, two received that fine. warp. The clocks really were college were old, and parts to class. Your SEE US: I I I - 411 Cumberland Avenue directors, has made their "Even though he's been from classes," for students, written reprimands, then At this point, the college has out of sync - not just last year, were hard to find. teacher is expecting PHONE US: 944-9979 decision. 0 expelled, you don't know and possibleguspension suspension - students from no plans to increase security to but for the past eight years. Every time one clock began you. 0 HOURS: Monday - Fridas I 0:0005:00 where he is," said Janzen. The clocks are all wrong, is to lose time, the maintenance "That's the scary part." D

**1 4 A 4 4 . * * Septeder 60 1994 Editorial 111018120" ?Stu Opinion September 6, 1194 jal Letters *IC The Smoking Policy: No

r -In limits too. moment, some of the when students are caught What it really comes By Leslie Malkin And get this: you can't implications that this new smoking in the bathrooms? down to is the basic rights of 4 fk,44r Dear Editors, even smoke ou tside, anywhere regulation suggests. Do you feel like you're being a law abiding citizen. on the school grounds. Smoking tobacco is not back in high school? I choose to smoke, just t \ I am responding to the of- ou've tried This includes the an illegal activity, unless you're Don't forget that the college like you may choose to eat hot fensive article written by acupuncture, "the sheltered outer entranceways under age. failed in trying to enforce a fudge sundaes, to have a beer Mike McIntyre (Hackers on y Patch" and even where staff and students used It's not like drinking weaker policy than this one. or ten on the weekend (I know the Links) in the May 24/94 hypnosis, but you can't seem to huddle fora quick smoke in alcohol, whereby a license Do you really think you wouldn't on a school issue of the Projector. to break the smoking habit? midwinter, the parking lots— must be obtained in order for people paid attention to the night), or to shatter your The Projector is Red I find the remarks made Here' a new breakthrough on including your car, or any of the public to imbibe in a given signs in the non-smoking eardrums with your blasting River Community by Mr. McIntyre repugnant. how to quit that dirty the grassy areas you may have area (although, perhaps we're section of the cave stereo. College's student Especially to a golf hack like addiction: enroll at Red River frequented during your lunch headed in this direction). How they expect to So don't tell me that it newspaper. It is me. Community College. hour. Why then must the regulate an even tougher one infringes on your rights to have published by the RRCC He starts out the insults by On Sept. 1, 1994, the (Would you really ban college treat me like a criminal beats me. an area college set aside for Students' Association trying to pretend that he is college adopted a total non- your friends from smoking in if I light a cigarette while Not to mention that smokers. approximately 18 times only an average golfer. He smoking policy. your backyard?) walking back to my car? this new policy is only a Band- You can do whatever ❑ from September to May, says his handicap is 18. You can no longer Now, if you're a non- And tell me, how does Aid solution to a much larger you want in the rest. usually every second Eighteen? At first I thought smoke in the one-time smoker, perhaps you're the college plan to enforce this problem that has long gone Monday. it was a typo. I was looking "designated smoking areas" of applauding, "Finally, no more new policy? ignored by the college: a bad for the extra zero, or perhaps the cafeterias. second-hand smoke." Will it be up to the ventilation system. You're The Projector's mandate McIntyre is dyslexic and put Nope, the Cave is off Well then consider, for a instructors to administer it breathing in stale air all day. is to provide fair and his numbers backwards, balanced coverage of which would be closer to my issues and events of own handicap of 64. interest to RRCC Then he has the audacity students. Any interested to make fun of "rented vinyl students are invited to The Smoking Policy: Yes bags". Hey listen pretty boy, contribute. not all of us have our parents buying us our clubs and by Lara Schroeder on the side. had a physical barrier between buying them a lonely ticket to unenforceable. Letters to the editors are Whose idea was this, anyway? bags. Until the new non- the smoking and non-smoking cancer city—they're taking a If I chose to get into your welcome on any subject, And then, of course, he smoking policy banned lot of us with them, unless car and breathe your filthy air but must be signed. The sections, but it didn't seem to Will anyone take the blame? has to start railing us for t's better than nothing. smoking on college property, we're given a viable alternative that's my fault, and no Projector reserves the help much due to the doorless drinking on the course. He And that's what non- half of all cafeterias at the to sitting in smoke-infested enfringements on my rights. right to edit for good gap in the bather. make a recommendation. determined how students and suggests that if we want to I smokers had before Red college were designated I couldn't even walk into areas. I'm just glad that, thanks taste, length, and by Todd Besant Even though the members of staff should behave and left drink we should go to a bar. River Community College smoking areas. the hall the Buffalo is located That seems to be a plain to the Board of Governors' legality. this council, staff and students, the college with an unen- Well, I would but they won't adopted a new non-smoking I'm quite sensitive to on without feeling my chest and simple fact to most of us decision, I can finally choose ince the College came knew that they would be de- forceable policy. let me tee off on top of the policy. cigarette smoke, and I had a seize up. non-smokers, but a close friend to breathe smoke-free air The Projector is so under board govern- bating a smoking policy mo- Take the example of not The smokers may be choice of coughing my way People who cry out for of mine who smokes once said, during lunch. named because its offices VLTs. S ance in April 1993, tion on June 7, quorum was being allowed to smoke in the (Here, by the way, is the fuming about the policy, but I through lunch or eating in the "smoker's rights" have always "Just because I smoke doesn't Heck, the college could once were in the most students and staff prob- not reached. parking lots. game I play with my friends. for one am glad that I'll finally hallways of the college. pissed me off anyway. mean I'm going to get cancer." even give smokers half the projection booth near the Buffalo for their morning ably haven't paid too much (From interviews and infor- Are security guards going to For every shot over par on be able to eat my lunch without Smokers often pointed If a smoker has the right No, and not checking for South Gym, This is The caffeine and carcinogens, and attention to what the Board of mal conversations conducted flag people down as they drive each hole you have to take a a big dose of carcinogenic air out that the Buffalo cafeteria to sit and spew black smoke traffic before crossing the street Projector's 26th year of I wouldn't complain—I'd just Governors did. with College Council mem- into the parking lots and de- swig of brew. If your a lousy into the air I am trying to doesn't mean I'm going to publication. The policies the Board go to the Voyageur. bers, the best the meeting can mand that they extinguish golfer. you should be gassed I breathe, why don't companies cause an accident and maybe passed, while significant, be described is higgledy- their drive-to-school smoke I have the right to dump get killed—but it sure increases But I have a feeling that The editor's can be by the 7th. If your average, don't, for the most part, affect piggledy. A vote taken before and turn over any contraband whatever they want into our my chances. even then, the smokers would contacted in Trailer K, you'll make it to the 13th.) Buy 1 donut I the day-to-day routines of the it was realized they didn't butts they might have? I environment? Now I'm willing to admit complain and cry about (near the west student But the worst insult is I average person at the college. have quorum defeated the Or will they just be writing They don't, and neither that not allowing people to smokers' rights. parking lot), through the when he makes fun of the & coffee and I Well, that all changed when motion: That the College be- down license plate numbers I do smokers. smoke in the privacy of their They should just Students' Association way we golf, as if a lack of the Board conceived and come a smoke free environ- and sending students and staff It's time smokers realized own car is maybe taking it too remember: office, or by calling 632- golfing skill is enough to call I passed the new smoking ment by September 1, 1994.) their warnings and expulsion receive 2nd I that what they're doing isn't far, not to mention It's better than nothing. 2479. For advertising someone a "knucklehead". policy. So, how did the Board notices with transcripts and information, please call Let me give you a little re- I Now, the most important manage to interpret any of inter-departmental mail? donut 64a I 632-2375 or FAX 632- minder Mr. McIntyre, question about the new these recommendations as Will the smoking policy be 7896. they're called "public" golf I 'Smoking Policy' is: Whose supporting a total ban on coffee of equal I applied equally to students courses. idea was this? smoking? Did they simply and staff? •• • • •• ••••• • • •• •••••• • • •• •••••• • • If you don't like it, you can I • • The Board asked for recom- decide to ignore the recom- Af ter all, students come and or lesser value I drag your candyass over to ■ Ileproiectof I mendations from three college mendations or was there a go, so there isn't much incen- the private courses with all I • bodies: Student Council; the miscommunication sometime tive to ease off on them. I ■ The Projector Smoking Survey the other elitist pigs who College Management Com- during the meeting? Staff, however, is around a FREE. I • think that golf should only ■ mittee; and the College Council People who were present at lot longer, and maybe being Must be presented with this I be for the affluent. ■ What would you like the Smoking Policy to be? Editor-in-Chief On May 19 Student Council the meeting aren't certain of too tough would poison the ad I As for the length of time it passed a motion recommend- the exact order of the events, it long-term work atmosphere. Todd hunt takes to play out a round, New Policy: No smoking ing that the College become was, after all, almost three (Note to Security: Make sure I ■ well, you wouldn't want us I anywhere on RRCC property non-smoking as long as facili- months ago. the ashtray has been removed I ■ News Editor to drive home drunk, would ties were made available for The minutes from the meet- from the C7 washroom.) I • Full-tirn• Part-dme you? We have to play slow I Old Policy: Smoking in 50% Iloaette Elvers smokers. ing won't be available until a Now that we have a foolish so that we won't break the ■ Student This recommendation was week or so before the next smoking policy, a policy that I ■ of all restaurant areas legal limit for driving. I Arts & Entertainment forwarded to the Board by Board meeting. just begs to be reconsidered, I ■ It's time for the hackers of Editor then SA President and student Still, somebody, either a revised, and reviled, doesn't it I • the world to unite. We have Smoke-free campus with one well representative on the Board, Board member or someone seem suitable, or poetic, or just • Staff Elea Coos to rise up, armed with our ■ ventilated designated smoking area Cord Fardoe. with the influence to sway the plain ironic that this Board had I Salvation Army bought The College Management Board, proposed the total their inaugural meeting on I irons, and squash the elitist, Smoking, Graphic Design Committee passed its motion smoking ban. April Fool's Day? I ■ rich golf fascists. a anywhere, Consultant on May 10. Regardless, once the vote No? Well, regardless, if you I ■• Power to the hacker! ■ It also recommended the was taken, only two members see a member of the OPEN 24 HRS A DAY, EVERYDAY I anytime Please 611 this out and return to Trailer K or at The Projector Warfel Nem Board of I College become totally smoke of the Board voted against the Governors heading out to the • mailbox in The Students' Association In FtM DM20. "Triple Bogey Thibault ■ free, but that smoking be al- total smoking ban - Cord parkinglotafter the next Board ■ Other lowed in the parking lots. It's Fardoe and Employee repre- Creative Communications Valid only at ■ Advertising & Sales meeting, put out your ciga- worth noting that this motion sentative Donna Finkleman. rette, and then offer a com- #1 Keewatin Ave. Wpg, Mb. lis•••••••••sommoss.•••• ■■ alp UMW carried in a vote of 11 to 2. The only two members the forting hug. Expires September 30/94 Finally, there was the Col- policy will effect daily. I have a feeling it will be lege Council. In the end, people who don't needed. 0 Well, College Council didn't have to be on campu s everyday 111EMOMICISMII , • a Red River Co-operative Ltd. Red River Co-operatIve Ltd. 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their concerns. I may not be Aerosmith goes Head First with on-line by Tracy Sandmoen able to help them directly, but I can poitit them in the right by Michael Zueff Internet is mucho convenient- with the music industry don't videos. Both said opportunity to buy whole ven though only a direction." it can be done from your home, end at just sales. Recently, afterwards that they were albums or singles. small number of She also wants to cut down he once distant worlds payment is more thoughroughly The technology, however, E students voted in last on the bureaucracy to make it T of rock and roll and convenient, impressed with the isn't perfect yet. Some Internet spring's Students' easier for students to initiate computers may be selection would be response and the users with slower modems had Association elections, changes, "1 want to be involved coming together in what may enormous, and, at quality of the to spend over three hours President Randy Rummery in that process," said Schick. become the biggest least in the case of discussion and say downloading the Aerosmith says he is prepared to work for ❑ ❑ ❑ marketplace of the 21st music shopping, they plan to do it song, and the service provider all students. Tracy Rummery said she century - The Information the customer can again in the near that Aerosmith used "I'm doing work for a lot of wants to work for students, Superhighway. listen to parts of future. (AmericaOnline) only students who didn't even but she also wants the students Last month, Aerosmith an album before The Internet supports IBM compatible vote," says Rummery, who ran to work for Red River. released their single 'Head he or she buys it. could also prove to computers (no Macs thank alone in last spring's election , "This is such an apathetic First' on the Internet, a Another be an invaluable you), although they report that winning through a yes/no campus," said the Vice computer information attraction of on- resource to most of the technical vote. President of Finance of the network currently used by line music aspiring (and difficulties will be ironed out Rummery says that as Students' Association, "We'd over 400 million people shopping is the established) in the very near future. president, he provides student like to get students involved." worldwide. The song, a ability to purchase musicians. Band Some music purists will representation on a number of A volunteer campaign is on previously unreleased outtake just-released members could undoubtedly shun computer committees in the college Rummery's list of plans this from their Get a Grip disc, was material ( a big send each other networks as a musical including the Academic academic year. downloaded (for free) by close plus for compositions or medium. Some audiophiles Appeals Committee and the As Vice President of Finance, to a half million users. Canadians who ideas have been opposed to the Awards Committee. Rummery said she acts as a The success of that release are used to instantly, digitization of music since the He also represents students "bank" for all campus clubs. has caught the attention of lagging be- regard- CD player was released, just about every major record hind the less of contending that some of the on the college's Board of Tracy Rummery, Randy Rummery and RoseAnna Schick "Everything the clubs do has Governors. to come through us." label, most of whom plan to rest of the where finer , more subtle qualities of Along with his sister Tracy Rummery said she will be launch major marketing world they were, sound once the music is Rummery, Vice President of encouraging more club endeavors on the Internet when it and with transcribed. Finance and RoseAnna Schick, and increased visibility and change that. nothing," said Schick. activities and socials on within the year. comes to very little Whatever your opinions Vice President of Student availability to students, "I don't know how Plans for orientations, fairs, campus. Record company execs are music.) cost. though, chances are that Affairs, Rummery is working Rummery acknowledged the students perceive the SA," festivals, socials and a six week A stronger volunteer base quick to point out the Music Music Internet will become a major this year to bring the SA to the SA will probably come under said Schick, Vice President volunteer drive are all in the would make these socials advantages of using the could be comp- music marketplace and forefront of campus life. closer scrutiny by students. of Student Affairs, adding works to promote the SA on possible and more successful. Internet. From a sales available anies possibly even a medium within "I hope [students] come Rummery is prepared for she's not sure if students campus. As a Business Admin. perspective, the Internet is a on-line could the next five to ten years. So away from the college realizing that, "Everything we do has a know the SA exists. "We've got a year of student, Rummery said she is prime 'impulse-buying' before open up dust off those coke bottle the SA is an important part of rationale. There are no careless Schick will be working programming in front of us still learning about the job and market, that is, because the iteven Mick Jagger and direct lines where bands could glasses and start stocking up their education and college expenditures." to wards making the SA more now," said Schick, "there's some wants to keep in close contact cost of downloading material makes it to Keith Richards went send demos directly. on pocket protectors- they may experience," said Rummery. ❑ ❑ ❑ visible on campus; her wicked stuff planned." with the students at Red River. could be added to the users' the stores, on the Internet to have Bands could also market be the metalheads accessories Rumrnery will make himself The goings-on of the objective is to get the message Along with social events, the "I'm very easy to get along monthly Internet fee, record making the a live discussion with themselves on the Internet, of choice very soon. 0 available to students by Students' Association has not out to students about what SA offers other services, Schick with," said Rummery, companies feel that many Internet a prime over two million fans to offering samples of their music defining office hours every been an every day topic of the SA is and what it does. said she wants to be sure that "anyone can come talk to me people will buy on impulse. testing ground for material. discuss the importance (or for free to anyone who wanted term and sticking to them. conversation for students. "I want people to see students get heard. anytime. I'm open to Also, shopping on the And the Inernet's tie-ins lack thereof) of music it, and then giving users the Along with a higher profile RoseAnna Schick wants to they're not paying money for "Students can come to me with suggestions." 0 Star gazing at Floyd In . With the New... s ACTIVE LL Coarfter4.4r 'Pt and support to those by Keith Dixon the Planetarium served up a .E LE CiR•Ali VEO N I a by Nadia Moharib students," said Knowles. daily matinee entitled "Space COFFEE Secondly, an heManitoba Odyssey', which shot images ut with meat-cutting international education T Planetarium showed to a variety of music - from the and hairdressing office is hoped to be THE ONE DATE stars of a different kind New York Philharmonic to 0 and in with 11 new established. Knowles add ed this summer. Paul McCartney. & DONUTS programs at Red River that the college will recruit LASER shows featuring Other groups burned into Community College. off-shore students. music from the past and immortality included U2, Red The new programs being "This will help our YOU CAN'T AFFORD present dazzled spectators Hot Chili Peppers, Led introduced in the 1994/95 students understand and from June through the Labor Zeppelin and the Beatles. Each ON US! school year will meet the training needs of Day long weekend. show consisted of an amazing accommodate nearly 200 Manitoba and the global TO FORGET The shows were "well LASER(light amplification by students, in areas such as marketplace," said attended" overall according to solar emission of radiation) SEPTEMBER 13TH small engine/equipment Knowles. On September 16th we're holding an open house and you're JoyceMoroz, Communications show set to the music of the repair technician, aerospace A third concern is Officer for the Planetarium, featured artists. The LASER 7-9:30a.m., BLDG "D" alcove engineering technology and "greening up the invited. There will be representatives from key manufacturers with the highest attendance on displays ranged from the a post-diploma in institution" by doing more available to demonstrate their products as well as to answer all your Friday and Saturday nights psychedelic to animated (Beside the Bus Loop) advertising art. training in the area of which featured Pink Floyd. sequences. The college is moving environmental issues. questions. Come meet our knowledgable staff and enjoy LASER Floyd -The Wall was The shows, which ran from toward programs that are Knowles is optimistic complimentary refreshments while viewing our extensive range of featured at 10:30, followed by July 1 to September 5, will not Come join us and meet your higher skill oriented, "We about the concept of small Pink Floyd - return this want to offer what people business and the college is electronic products. So don't miss this opportunity to discover or Welcome to f a 1 1 , Students' Association staiffir can't get anywhere else in now able to offer a certific.ate re-discover Active Components, your electronic supply center. the machine however the province," said Tony program in at the stroke Moroz said FREE co ee, donuts surise.e they plan on 1C.nowles, college president. entrepreneurship, "For the of midnight. BROUGHT TO YOU BY: According to Knowles, future, not everyone can One Day Only! T h e bringing this ties in with economic expect to go out to work for Friday September 16, 1994 10am-6pm younger thembackin renewal in Manitoba, everyone else. We have to teens were the near "producing more gainfully 106 King Edward St. E., Winnipeg future. get people thinking about apparently IAan RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE employed grads." doing it for themselves. Tel.:(204)786-3075 Fax:(204)783-8133 drawn to the If there is STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION A strong commitment to Small businesses and LASER Doors a group you aboriginal education is one creating jobs is an increasing =ea DREMEL TEST k show which ran Wednesday would like to see featured in a T FLUKEFLUKE 4 vein nepenthe of three key areas id entified. trend and increasingly PROMS, . IT to Sunday at 730. LASER show, call Joyce Moroz num A et Mine "RRCC will improve access viable," said Knowles. For family entertainment, at 988-0640 0 PALADIN *HITACHI r Chemtronlcs 3M lad any more. 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the Covers and noise. Unfortun- by RoseAnna Schick 50, 000 Stones fans can't be wrong ately, on Bob Mould's a monstrous animated demon the who-dunnits and who's- 'Poison Years", that here's no doubt these Bassist Darryl Jones before jumping right into "It's isn't the case. T stones have gathered no replaced the recently retired Only Rock 'n Roll". gyrated in time with Jagger, doinits celebrities are reading 'Poison Years" moss. Bill Wyman. Jones appeared While fans were captivated who prowled the catwalk in is a compilation Rumors about front of the screen while belting Apparentlydrummer disc (the first Mick Jagger and out the lyrics to "Beast of Broadhursthasn't had trouble Denis Leary Billy Joel reason to be the boys being too Burden". finding work since leaving Keith Richards - The A Rumour of War suspicious), taking material old to rock were During the unmistakable Marc LaBossiere'sband. quickly dispelled classic "Honky Tonk Women" , Biography by Philip Caputo Bob Mould - Poison from "Workbook", "Black Luscious Jackson Broadhurst is recording with Sheets Of Rain" and some after the first few a video featuring hula dancers by Victor Bockis Years Natural Ingredients (EMI) WHY?, and he's about to tour Suede previously unreleased bars of their to harlots filled the screen. live with Mark Reeves. Randy Backman Lolita (Virgin) material. by Aileen Goos opening tune 'Not The ultimate visual climax Neil Young: Don't Be Denied by Vladimir Nabokov by Todd K. Besant 'Poison Years" isn't a bad Fade Away". occurred during "Love Is by John Einarson album, it's just too melodic he music of Luscious An appropriate Strong" , when the stage filled Paul Moliter fter punk collapsed into and precise, and even the live T Jackson is pure basement opener it was, as with an unexpected montage Local up and coming band Chris Robinson The Firm just another fashion tracks barely hint at the alternativethat should've they proved to of enormous inflatable WHY? are putting the final Heart of Darkness by John Grisham statement but before energy and feedback swirl stayed there. Although the four- approximately balloons that including an 18- touches on their debut disc, by Joseph Conrad Grunge became the rebellion that Mould and Husker Du member band has created a few 50,000 awestruc metre Elvis, a skeleton with tentatively entitled "The Larry Gowan of choice, there was the were capable of performing. diamonds in the rough ("Find fans that they glowing red eyes, and a cobra Naked Soul." Word is, the Molly Johnson Siddhartha chainsaw guitar feedback and Mould seems to be analyzing Your Mind", "Rock Freak"), the certainly haven't that appeared ready to strike. house WHY? are recording in Interview with the Vampire by Herman Hesse heavy noise of hardcore. Led and distancing himself from amount of roughage to sort faded away yet. Jagger completed the is the same house Harlequin by Anne Rice by bands such as Fugazi, Black what came before. through isn't worth the hassle. Right from the incredible scene by appearing used to practice in. Flag, and the Minneapolis Although 'Poison Years" Despite the musical let-down, start, Jagger on the screen decked out in a Steve Vai Madonna three piece Husker Du. This deserves a place on your CD the all female group does put strutted from one black top hat, tails, and RoseAnna Schick Vampire Lestat Sex Art and American music deserved the label rack, ultimately, it is a forth some impressive lyrics, end of the 27-metre Lennon-style sunglasses - the by Anne Rice Culture "alternative". curiosity piece for former most noticeably in the track stage to the other, Papa Is a Rolling Stone epitome of the rock 'n roll Mark Reetge0 and the Groove by Camille Paglia When Husker Du split- Husker fans that allows "Deep Shag". never losing his persona he's lived for the past are finisiOg recordi.41Sen Tori Amos up, it wasn't unreasonable to Virgin to capitalize on Unless you're into The stride, missing a beat, or to be as good a fill for Wyman's by the music alone, the three decades. Darvill (hthithonica Crash Test 100 Selected Poems Daniel Lanois expect that solo efforts of the Mould's membership in the Bangles mates with The stumbling over lyrics. shoes as any, with his fabulous light show and All the noise and lighters Dummies) makes .a:::1. -gUest by ee cummings Book of Mercy former members would offer just becoming popular Angries, don't waste your time. His near-flawless thunderous bass tones spontaneous bursts of flame couldn't entice them to play app earanckori.two friekS. by Leonard Cohen some of the Husker Du energy "Sugar". 1' 11 I performance mesmerized the contributing nicely to the added to the insatiable just one more song. Margo Timmins crowd for almost two hours, distinct Stones' sound. pleasure of seeing rock 'n roll Who knows, maybe the Lonesome Dove proving that he still has what Much of the distinction is icons live on stage. Stones will roll into Winnipeg by Larry McMurty The Odds it takes to send fans into near- thanks to drummer Charlie In addition to showing dose- again - by the looks of them Former Voice of Boom bassist Even Cowgirls get the Blues Airheads appropriate title hysteria. Watts, who has been pounding up coverage of the memorable they won't be fading away for Rod Hussey is set to record a Natalie Cole by Tom Robbins But Jagger wasn't the only the skins with precision since performance, the video screen a long time. disc this fall with his new The Bible reason some people paid the Stone-age began. Watts occasionally displayed band, Poppy Cock. Ginger by Shasta Chartrand n' roll, save your $8 and see Amy Locane, who plays hundreds of dollars to see the has been labeled the least- brilliant effects. At one point Moe Berg Women Forrest Gump instead. Cha zz's girlfriend, does no thing Stones' second Winnipeg known Rolling Stone because Falling Angels? by Charles Bukowski Not that Airheads is that but scream and throw inanimate appearance in 28 years. Keith he rarely seeks the spotlight - a by Barbara Gowdy f you go to the movie bad, it just isn't particularily objects. Richards dazzled all with his label few Winnipeg,gers were I Airheads expecting to see that good. It certainly doesn't The talents of Michael lively licks. aware of as Watts received a Suzanne Vega Stompin' Tom Connor a satirical comedy of rock have the savvy of Michael Richards are wasted with Guitarist Ron Wood - no lengthy barrage of cheers and Join Us Wuthering Heights Dialogue of Plato Lehman's previous efforts, Richards' sparse on-camera longer the new kid after 20 applause second only to Jagger by Emily Bronte by Plato especially the black comedy appearances crawling through years - cavorted about, himself. Watts appeared Heathers. air vents to keep from being cigarette in hand, with a genuinely flattered by the At Airheads stars taken hostage. passion for playing the crowd. adulation. if you would like a complete list, send a self- addres Brendan Fraser The run down is this: a rock stamped envelope to: as lead singer n' roll band, The Lone Rangers, Caught between a rock Red River Between The Covers Chazz, along are so desperate to have their and a hard place c/o MuchMusic with his music heard, they take a radio somewhat station hostage (using lethal- 299 Queen Street West by Jason Kopytko Instead of camping out for Community Toronto, Ontario amusing band looking uzis filled with pepper tickets, fans were given M5W 1E6 mates sauce) to garner air play. Adam What was supposed to last ime is on my side...well numbered wristbands to wear College Sandler just until their demo was played T not really, if you were to save their spot in line, special thanks to Greg Whiteway (SNL) turned into mass hysteria. The in line for Rolling Stones distributed to all 18 Select-a- and band became nervous as police tickets. Seat outlets. However the for Bank Week Steve lined the street, the media The August 23rd concert wristbands still resulted in Buscemi , splashed them all over the news, was sold out in just over 90 long lineups. whom at and every rock n' roll fan saw minutes leaving many Stones Jocelyn Schick stood in line times them as heroes. Not to mention fans with no satisfaction. for Stones tickets at the can that everything that could have Many complained about the University of Manitoba outlet Sept. 6 - 9, 1994 ot Ticke wear gone wrong did. limit of tickets sold per person and had number 90 on her Winnipeg Cares your The acting borders on and the wristbands they had wristband, but by number 55, Assisting in Canada nerves. forced and the story is far- to wear. Any person who tickets were sold out. Schick Monday, September 12 Of course fetched bought tickets could buy up said she stood in line when it Student Loans Centennial Concert Hall Buscemi Airheads is a film you can to a dozen, whereas the Pink was sold out, but wasn't told isn't the only just sit back and let amuse you Floyd concert the limit was 8. of the news until an hour and a one who's with its obvious humour, or you According to Nite Out half later. Toronto Dominion Bank annual AIDS fund-raiser, this ye persona is can check your watch to see if Entertainment, the limit is set A spokesperson from the 1580 Dublin Ave. at St. James St. tuning Randy Bachman ♦ Ma- Dionisio annoying. it's over yet. .P .P by the band. arena said the wristbands Winnipeg, MB • velyn Hart ♦ Kevin McIntyre Yet a spokesperson from the " just guarantees them a spot R3E OL4 Br • IP well Tovey ♦ Al Simmons... arena said "It wouldn't have in line." Tel: 988-2635 mattered if there was a limit of So if you didn't get a ticket to Tickets: 00, available at cketmaster two tickets per person or 12, it the Rolling Stones concert, ID "YOUR BANK.YOUR WAY." still would have been remember you can't al ways get sold out." what you want. 0 iligieCtOr Comics September6,19944110

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Q) Mouse Behind the Q) Mouse Behind the iiiiPretty Fridge: Fridge: PANORAMA ^phor, bus sign that someone If you had to My boyfriend's a WITH read somew . for Crichton; s, wait for it, help. Un- that the books m, their novelsate ou're Flo choose between a rasp- really sweet guy -he rubs I pie ()WTI are tie scriptsdiguiSe:ilIfyour ale or a 0141...psycho- berry danish and a blue- my feet, buys me flowers, RED RIVER COLLEGE to knowing their person,li- ''bought the novel before arialyet find YiiiSelf an ex- berry danish, which and writes me poetry. December 27, 1994 - January 02, 1995 ties. the movie came out, applaud cuse to leave and use it would you choose; and How can I get him to So, if you're unsure about theiti for giving that 'reading Magazines are also a good marry me? TRIP INCLUDES: that new person in your life, thins a whirl. indication of what to expect how do you know you've checkout their bookshelves, Those that read Star Trek from your mate. made the right choice? • 4 nights deluxe hotel accommodations at the base of hill five, the answers may be there. books are Loring by'some sort Reader's Digest has a A) You're living in a Volunteers needed for Activities Board restaurants, three lounges, night club & grocery store, sauna, whirlpools, and six outdoor hot tubs Here is my own quick of genetic disorder. Have pity reading level of somewhere A) Go to Wendy's, you fantasy world. Besides, I guide. on them and be polite when around G rade Four so expect can smoke there. saw him first! • 4 days lift passes at Panorama Harlequins and other ro- you leave. the conversation to be the - To assist in the planning, promotion & mancebooks are beacons for Speaking of boring, English same. Soldier of Fortune or execution of a wide variety of Students' • Return bus transportation to and from Panorama a relationship that will go classics epitomize the word. similar mags are scary just Q) Mouse: Association events. nowhere unless, of course, Dickens, Bronte, Austen' and by their existence. If you (Unprintable.) Q) Meeses: • All taxes (except CST) you're Fabio. Don' t be fooled the rest of the sleepers are read know someone who reads Would you like to Triple $399 by someone who says, "Oh, avidly by English professors them, salute and retreat. - Looking for people to assist in setting up Double $459 $369 +.s. A) Oatmeal. touch my calf? them? I just read them for and...well, actually, that's it: Vogue, Cosmopolitan, etc. Cory. and taking down equipment for Nooners, as Based on 4 per room fun. So, at least you know what are the magazine equivalent If you see a disproporfion- your in for. of self-help books. Readers well as people to assist entertainers with A deposit of $125 is required by October 3, 1994 to confirm your reservation. Final payment is required by November 21, 1994. ate amount of horror books French, Russian and other of these mags are consist- Q) Dear Mickey: A) No! Next question... loading and unloading. at a persons house, check European classics are infinitely ently neurotic and insecure. When you wake RESERVATIONS AND INFORMATION around for hidden pornog- better than English, but still, if Too much religious mate- up in the morning and GEOFF SINE rial is a sign from God that GET INVOLVED! SEE GEOFF SINE IN RM DM20 raphy. If you find that too, someone has a lot of Proust, Q) Mouse Behind the ROOM DM20 632-2375 get the hell out of there. Dostoevsky, Sartre, and Kafka you're in the wrong place at you're not really sure Big contemporary authors on their shelves, prepare the wrong time. where you are, what can Fridge: are read by almost everyone. yourself for a mate who knows And if you can't find any you do to orient your- Could I touch your Metaphor crazy Tom how to say 'nothingness' in books, that means that your self? calf? Robbins is read by the po- twelve languages. mate may beilliterate. Cory nytail and VW Jetta crowd. Poetry is the granola of lit- If so, enjoy. Royal Bank of Canada Student Loan Centre is a team dedicated entirely to the administration of Canada and Manitoba Student A) Rub your eyes, Todd, Loans. The staff provide support to the branches and do the work associated with completion and processing of Student Loan you're still in the trailer. A) No! Next question... documents. Feel free to call us at 988-6519 if you have a question about your student loan. Look for the Royal Bank booth during bank week and stop to talk to the Student Loan specialists concerning your loan. 1 WELCOME WEEK 94 CALENDAR OF EVENTS Brought to you by your Students' Association We'll be on campus during Bank Week, Sept. 6 - 9, 1994 FREE Coffee & Donuts 7-9:30a.m., Bldg "D" alcove (beside the bus loop) Tuesday, FREE Pancake Breakfast with CITI FM, 7:30 to 9am at the Buffalo. Drop by and talk to a Student 13th Milk's DrinkYour Way Through College begins Loans Specialist between FREE Nooner with Mark Reeves and the Groove in the courtyard. 9:00 am and 1:00 pm. Laughs for Lunch in the Courtyard featuring Wednesday, Comedians Kerry Talmadge, Simon Menaheim & We offer same day /4th Monty Cohen processing of student- Domino's Pizza & soft drink for only $2.50 loans. Thursday, FREE Nooner in the Courtyard with The Welfare Starlets Lunch for $1.00! Hot Dog & soft drink sponsored by Red River Co-op /5th **proceeds from lunch go to the RRCC Food Bank**

Welcome Week Beer Bash, 2-6pm South Gym. $2.50.And! For Beer Friday, Bash Ticket holders a ticket for Friday night's Oktoberfest at the /6th Convention Centre. • GUARANTEED ADMISSION BETWEEN 6 & 9PM Serving Customers Since 1869 Ask about a Royal Bank Client Card and AC. • OKTOBERFEST TICKET }Sini, $4.00 ROYAL BANK • AWUNDERBAR DAY, BEER BASH & OKTOBERFEST FOR $6.50 enjoy the convenience of our full service • TICKETS GO ON SALES NOON FRIDAY, SEPT. 9 IN THETOWER LOUNGE ACROSS FROM THE OX &AT ORIENTATION IN THE banking machines 24 hours a day. Student Loan Centre • Phone 988-6519 Air SOUTH GYM I 6 Salta 1994 Class! reds Vint& rr•-••••

Looking for the blond girl who physical and mental programs Aquafit classes, aerobic needed directions by the el- for seniors. Should be depend- excercises and a recreation ROOMS FOR RENT PERSONALS evator?!? Meet me in the able, enjoy working with se- program for 3-5 year olds. Must Tower on the 9th - 3pm!! niors and possess strong com- have certification and ORIENTATION munication skills. Downtown C.P.R..First Aid. St James area. area. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9th ROOM FOR RENT, Maples Hey, D! Why do you get so area, furnished, ultra modern, serious all the time? Just trying VOLUNTEER Volunteer Volunteer Coordi- Volunteer Computer Input SOUTH GYM in private home, utilities, park- to have a little fun. Lighten up, nator with knowledge of St Operator required in St James ing, color T.V., cable, vcr, A/C, babe!! Boniface/Norwood area, and area to input information into RED RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE Everything a student needs to know about life at Red River. private bath, etc...., close to bilingual in French and English The following is a list of vol- a database. Volunteer should STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION Red River Community Col- Hey, Rob! Missed you at the required to assist with volun- unteer opportunities avail- have jnowledge of "Filemaker Presentations include a short video guide to the campus, lege bus, FEMALE obstainer "A" on Saturday - Monty's on teer program administration able in the Winnipeg area. If Pro" and previous data entry display booths detailing student services and more. preferred. $250.00/month. call the 16th - be there! K. at a social services agency from Student Patrol Officer you are interested in any of experience. 694-7525 or 661-5580. September 1994 to June 1995. the following or many, oth- DUTIES: The Students Patrol Officer will be part of a team, operating in the • FREE COFFEE AND DONUTS evenings (6-12 hours/week) responsible to ensure a safe environment in Some kind words to my evil ers not lined here, please • " A TON 0' PRIZES " JUST FOR ATTENDING Volunteer "Poinsetta" Project which students, staff and visitors to the College can learn, study, work and buddy: keep smilin', stay evil, contact the Volunteer Cen- The Students' As- enjoy life. The incumbent of the position will participate in the Safe Walk Coordinator with previous • WATCH COLLEGE PRESIDENT DR. TONY KNOWLES and make sure each day at tre for an anointment at sociation is accept- Program by escorting people to and from various locations in the College. FOR SALE experience in Fundraising re- This will include walking, climbing stairs and working outdoors. Other duties work continues to be a whirl- 477-5180: COMPETE WITH S.A. PRESIDENT RANDY RUMMERY quired to coordinate ing applications for include: Providing information to the public, foot patrols, checking classroom wind of fun! One more thing, pointsetta fundraising project the following paid and lab authonzations, and preparing written documents/reports on IN A HIGH SPEED, DEATH DEFYING, kiwi is the forgotten fruit Warm, supportive volunteers incidents. in conjunction with a positions: FOR SALE, 1976 Ford Mer- required as Reading Partners THRILL-A-MINUTE TRICYCLE RACE. fundraising committee. Should QUALIFICATIONS: Demonstrated ability in dealing effectively with the cury Monarch. Automatic Greg, my heart is broken! You to work on a one-to-one basis (But please...NO WAGERING). have strong organizational, Bar Staff public, preferably in a client-service environment. Good interpersonal, transmission, power steering, gave me the wrong number! with a studentfollowing a pro- verbal and written communication skills. Ability to operate a two-way radio • BEER BASH TICKETS FOR SALE management and communica- and to work in a team setting. Valid First Aid Certificate is an asset. Must power brakes, 98,000 original Will I ever see you again?? L gram that has been designed tion skills. Ticket Sellers have experience with and knowledge of the College's facilities, its 10 am Orientation for: to meet the needs of the indi- highway miles, AM radio, good departments and programs. Must be able to perform the physically Business & Applied Arts, Health Community Services, Applied Sciences running condition, excellent Kramer, stop jammin' on me vidual. Daytime only. Security demanding functions of the position including foot patrol for extended winter car, $400.00 O.B.O. for lunch - enough already!! Non-profit recreation agency periods of time. The successful candidate may be subject to a security 11:30 am Orientation for: clearance/criminal record check. Aboriginal Education, Institutional Diversity, Developmental & Continuing call 632-2375 WK in Wpg or Tuesday, Sept, 13 - my office... Volunteers required as activ- requires volunteer instructors Please apply at RM DM20 Education, Mechanical/Transportation/Civil EngineeringTechnology, ity assistants to assist staff with in different areas such as Apply In writing to: 482-3689 Selkirk. Ask for Guy. my treat!! SALARY RANGE: $6.50/hour Electrical/Electronics Construction Technology Red River Community College CLOSING DATE: September 16, 1994 Students' Association Room DM20, 2055 Notre Dame Avenue Winnipeg, Manitoba NO TELEPHONE INQUIRIES PLEASE R3H 049 Proudly presented by: RED RIVER COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS' ASSOCIATION Red River Community College Students' Association Is an Employment Equity Employer TO PLACE A CLASSIFIED AD FILL OUT THIS FORM AND RETURN, PREPAID TO THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF, TRAILER K(WEST PARKING LOT)

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.) '3 L - 110181201 S oils September 6:1994 Halpenny makes Fans Strike Out strides How much money do players and owners really need? average of $146,500 U.S. in to tell them to smarten up and watching players like Ted by Anthonie Koop Williams, Bob Feller and Joe by Jason Kopytko 1980, to over $1.2 million today. get their act together Should the rest of us in the Can fans sympathize? DiMaggio. h, somewhere in this real world, where a recession I can't. In the days when what favored land, the sun has meant cutbacks, layoffs No, it's the fans you should mattered was how many ndrew Halpenny may O is shining bright. The and wage roll-backs in every feel sorry for. triples you had hit, or games be nicknamed "Half- band is playing somewhere and sector, sympathize with men Those fans of the game, who you had won, not how much S ve.i•Se A penny", but he's one after the players and the money you could make. somewhere hearts are light. And like Don Mattingly of the When a player would get his big reason the Winnipeg somewhere men are laughing and Yankees? owners have taken the ball and Goldeyes have been able to picture in the paper for visiting somewhere children shout. But, At the age of 33, Mattingly gone home, are left sitting in make big gains in the second there is no joy in Mudville, mighty can afford to talk of retiring, empty ball parks asking, a children's hospital, rather half of the season. Casey has struck out. but has refused to accept a six "What about us?" than for entering a drug Ammi So, how did the five foot This summer there is no joy per cent wage reduction, has Of course, baseball isn't the rehabilitation clinic. nine, 22 year old Selkirk native in Mudville, but it isn't the refused to settle fora fifty-fifty only professional sport with When players traveling by .• end up playing Double A mighty Casey who is to blame. revenue split with the owners. labour problems. train would stop at small towns baseball instead of Canada's No, it's Moses Alou, it's Ken The NHL looks likem it will along the way and meet fans L • • Then there's the owners. Are winter past-time, hockey? Griffey Jr., it's Paul Molitor, we supposed to feel sorry for have a players stike before the who might never get the ;Sr- Growing up in a sports season even begins. chance to go to New York or H 15 WIFE and the owners of the teams them? atmosphere, Halpenney they play for who have taken Owners who say they need a Why? League president Boston and pay to see them played hockey and baseball the joy from the fans. salary cap to control spending Gary Bettmanhas asked the play. TEN 'YEARS AGO. with his family and friends, It's Major League Baseball, to ensure the existence of small players to make some salary I wish I could have seen but by he time he was 12, he whose players have voted for market teams. concessions. baseball inn the days when it traded his hockey gloves for a the eighth strike in the last 22 Owners who continue to up This hasn't gone over well was a game, not a business. THERE\ST1LL catcher's mitt and moved up years, that has struck out with the bid on one another, driving with the players, who average When players played for the game and for the love of it. N. 7 through the amateur and their fans. salaries higher and higher. $540,000 per year. TI ME TO senior baseball leagues. Once again, dreams of a They don't need a salary cap. It all makes me wish I could When players played for the kt. "I wanted to be a catcher Players who have seen their What they need is someone to have spent my summers in the fans. 0 _eve. because everything else was salary skyrocket from an kick them in the butt, someone golden era of baseball, SAVE HER. too boring. I wanted to be part

: of the action," said Halpenny. In 1989 he got the chance to play in the World Junior Championship in Vancouver and in 1990 he joined the national Baseball Institute (NIB) for the next three years. Halpenny said the experience at NIB was rewarding yet in that time he realized his size would prevent him form reaching the ultimate dream of every player - the Big League. Yet, with a new Winnipeg franchise joining the Independent Northern League, he decided to try his luck with the new team. "I wanted to see how I would fair and use it as a measurement," said Hal penny. Although he may not have the strong offensive numbers, his defensive skills have been impressive and it was these that caught the eye of Goldeye's General Manager Doug Simunic during an open camp in May. LARGO ENTERTAIN\ [NI PRESENTS IN ASSOCIATION JUL ENTEHAIIIVEMI A SIGNATURE /RENAISSANCE/ 1lARI( MORSE FRaion A PETER 111A !S HIM JEMICLAEJOE VAN DAVVE II [COP He started the season as the tc SDI PITOuRE 9Qql team's bullpen catcher, but RON SILVER !:IA SARA nom $1011[1"VER AND gismirm !PER t FIVAVS ;qtrittibe 111(E RICHARDSON was activated during a road SIVIDIRACK AVAIL 4811 ON III All I III 'JR SI SAPABANDI CDs AND CASSIIIIS AND VARK VEHEIIIEN ; 9R411( RICIIAR08011 s .'ARK 11E1111E111EN A`fhPIAIIIIIIERREIDEN NI UK! I Y 1111111( series to St. Paul in July. "I'm glad I started on the 9::E[CRTEE0e, dts P"'"IRDNOSIIE AND S\ RAM AND ROBERT IA11111 PEIE11 FIVA A IJNIVERSAI. RELEASE UNIVERSAL road because there was less PM AS21E141'111 rt'h Is. ..4NMitil [NE 19111 [MO THEATERS pressure when I came home it was easier to relax," said Being a student can be tough, but it does have its advantages, like the no-fee Scotia Banking Halpenny. Advantage' Plan. Since then it has been a It gives you a daily interest chequing account, a ScotiaCardT" banking card and a Classic VISA care. CMOR E The Projector present: learning experience and We also offer low-interest Scotia Student Loans*. another step up. Sign tip for the Scotia Banking Advantage Plan before November 10th, 1994 and you'll He credits the older and A PROMOTIONAL automatically get a chance to win an IBM ThinkPad PS/Note 425 notebook computer. experienced players for Just drop into any Scotiabank branch for full details or call 1-800-9-SCOTIA. SCREENING OF 'TIMECOP' helping out and teaching him SEPTEMBER 12th Grant Park some of the finer points of the game. Cinema, 7:30 pm. As fa• his future with the Scotiabank I f • POWeR TATION TIMECOP opens for regular release September 16th. Goldeyes, "it's year to year,... if I'm fortunate I'll come back t The 13ank of Nova Scotia !tensed user of Mark. * SubjeCt to credit approval. and play a little more." Es Registered Trade Mark of The Bank of Nova Scotia. . 1 N1 Trade Mark of The Bank of Nova Scotia.

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