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« 9mm Madison University Librtrf fg, Va. 22801 <®e freeze Ifm I i ii ill ■•" \ol.5!» James Madison University Monday. September 21, 1981 Theft, student complaints moved parking permits By GREG HENDERSON has saved the university money, according to Parking permits for James Madison MacNutt. University faculty and students are to be Last year 10.000 of the bumper-type stickers placed inside the vehicle's rear window on the were purchased for $2,500. Security purchased passenger side this year. 11.000 stickers this year for $2,100. he said. In past years, the stickers always were Decals placed over any part of a rear- placed on the vehicle's rear bumper. window defrost system can cause damage to The change was made this summer to the mechanism. MacNutt said. Convertibles alleviate security problems and students' and vehicles with plastic rear windows also' complaints, according to Alan MacNutt, have presented problems with placement of director of campus security. The Parking the decal. MacNutt added. Advisory Committee made the change at Alternatives include placing the decal on the* MacNutt's suggestion, he said. right rear side window, issuance of a tern-' Past problems have included theft of the porary permit to attach to the rear-view permits and damage to bumpers. "The only mirror and placing the decal on an alternative way to get them off was with a razor," Mac- spot on the rear window for vehicles with at Nutt said, adding that this caused considerable least two external mirrors. These options are damage to painted, rubber and molded available for those with legitimate problems bumpers. upon permission of campus security. MacNutt' The new decal, which goes inside the win- said. dow's lower right corner, is easier to see and State law prohibits vehicles with less than than one external mirror on each side from having more than one decal on the rear window. That decal can be no larger than 20 square inches and no higher than five inches from the window bottom. MacNutt said. Registration of student vehicles for the academic BY *»MM ^Autumn begins Tuesday, which will be sunny with highs In the ^TERMITS, page 2 7H Suite locks still being considered By JILL HOWARD the end of last year. The survey asked Installation of combination locks on suite residents' opinions of the locks and solicited doors of residence halls here still is in the comments about their use and expansion to experimental stage, according to Jim other dorms. Krivoski. assistant director of residence halls Krivoski added that he has heard requests and commuting students. "through the grapevine" for locks to be put in The locks presently are on suite doors in other residence halls. No dorm has made an Dingledine and Ikenberry halls. Krivoski said. official request for lock installation, he said. Housing officials will decide later this year One Huffman Hall resident told The Breeze whether to expand the program and install she would like the locks in her dorm. "I was locks in other dorms. Krivoski said. The studying in the suite." she said. " and suddenly decision will be based on a survey of these two huge guys appeared next to me. Dingledine and Ikenberry residents taken at See LOCKS, page 2 Jeni Seeing eye dog helps senior cover campus without cane By TERRI JONES when Brittain took a shower. Jeni was brought into As Linda Brittain talks, her 22-month-old golden , Brittain noted that Jeni allows her to "move a the bathroom. little faster." then does a cane. But she is quick to labrador retriever. Jeni relaxes at her feet, Jeni already had undergone three months of oblivious to the conversation. point out that while a guide dog has many benefits, training before being paired with Brittain. it cannot lead his master to a destination without But when Brittain gives the command to go, Jeni The class practiced crossing strets, turning is quickly on her feet and on the job, performing her instructions. corners and going up and dowr steps with their A guide dog must be commanded to go left or function as an extension of her master's- senses. dogs. Brittain noted. They once vent to New York Brittain. aseniorat James Madison University, is right or be given hints to look for a particular City with their dogs, and learned how to use the landmark. Brittain said. blind and Jeni is her new guide dog. subway, buses and trains. Each dog's trainer The two have been working together for about a always was present for assistance, she added. Brittafti u3R not attempt to walk to JMU from month. Brittain and Jertf came home to Harrisonburg on her apartment. "It's walkable out there." she said. Brittain had not had a guide dog for three years, Sept. 3. "But I just don't like to do that. The roads are bad but decided last year that "it was time for another "When you bring your dog home, it's important anu I just don't trust people once you put them in a dog." She had previously gotten around campus not to take life too fast because they're getting used car." using only a cane. to a whole new situation.'' Brittain said. "I had to The only, aspect of having a guide dog that Brit- On Aug. 15. she arrived at The Seeing Eye, Inc. in start off very slow," for about three days, she did tain has found difficult to deal with is strangers' Morristown. N.J. to begin training with Jeni. Others not rely on Jeni too heavily for fear that the dog reaction to the dog. also were being trained in use of guide dogs. "might reject the whole experience." "I would really appreciate it if people would not Masters are assigned dogs based on several pet my dog." Brittain said, explaining that the factors including the temperament and walking When Brittain arrived for her first year at JMU attention distracts Jeni from her job. pace of both parties, Brittain said. The assignments last fall, the buildings she would be using and was Brittain. who g». i--*es in May. is considering generally are successful, she added. left to navigate her way around campus with her graduate schools in Florida, Colorado and Brittain received Jeni on Aug. 16 and for the next cane. Brittain basically learned the layout of the California. She is interested in a career in com- two weeks the two lived together at the school. Even campus by trial and error. mercial music. 1 LTT-*. .4
Page 2. THFBRr- epteniber 21. 1981 * Locks (Continued from page I) changed annually for security £^ic«xyire They were selling tickets reasons. Krivoski said. or something, but I was Ikenberry Head Resident scared." David Anderson said the Jocks The locks originally were there have only been\ in *m**• rnsra/taffnMe fid! of Kfflfi "to opernftolfa few days this M£^ QJJ>»fc encourage people to per- year, and the residents haV sonalize their suite area had minimal experience or without worrying about comments regarding them theft."" Krivoski said. Dingledine Head Resident The housing department Zelda Oliver said she had no decided to try the locks at complaints about the locks JMU on an experimental basis from her residents, and added after seeing similar lock that she thought the locks lie ^ommcirm mtm systems at other universities, were convenient since they according to Krivoski. had combinations instead of Only two dorms were keys. equiped with locks because of Carol Sherwood, a second- the expense involved. year Dingledine Hall resident. Krivoski said, adding that , said she chose to live in Dingledine and Ikenberry Dingledine rather than were chosen for the ex- another village dorm because periment "more or less at she liked the idea of suite random." locks. " I haven't heard any Sherwood also said that the complaints i about the two-digit combinations locks)." Krivoski said. were"too easy to figure out" and that combinations with Any expansion of the system more numbers would be \h
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By MIKE AIIAKT Construction is well under way for the new residence hall located near Wine-Price Hall on Cantrell Avenue and Dukes Drive, according to William Merck, vice-president for business of fairs Bell Hall is scheduled for completion by fall. Merck added. The dorm is* named for Francis Bell, former rector of the university board The hall will house 138 students. The costs for completion are assessed below $2 million. Merck said. The two story dorm will have two wings with a lounge, bet- ween them. Merck said, adding that the exterior design will be similar to the Greek Row structures. The hall will be situated on the hill to allow for future housing on both sides. Merck said. A THREE-DORM complex housing about 300 students may Pfwto by Kim Perm* possibly be built sometime in the future. Merck said. CONSTRUCTION CONTINUES on Bell Hall. The dorm will be finished by fall, according to Sewage and utilities for Bell Hall will tie into existing lines, university officials. Merck said. "It will be meeting current demands for housing," Merck said, stantially." "Eventually we would like construction for at least two adding that the project will not allow more admissions to JMU. acording to Jackameit. "We'll to get out of some of the years. Merck said. The university has continually had more demand for housing than have no place to put them," buildings." he added. No decision has been made actual spaces for students. Merck said. even if the entire three-dorm "We'd have to pay a higher as to whether the new dorm He added no new parking will be constructed for the dorm. complex is built. interst rate than we would like will house men. women or Dr. William Jackameit. director of institutional research and The University has rented to," Jackameit said, if the both. "We don't know what the budget, said "Freshman enrollment has been staying the same, many housing facilities off- entire three-dorm complex is best policy will be yet," said although the transfer trend has been upward." Jackameit noted campus, including Sigma Phi constructed this year. "If Jim Krivoski, associate 12n students are housed in Howard Johnson's, while Bell Hall will Epsilon. Sigma Pi, and interest rates come down director of residence halls and house 138 students. It (the new dorm) will not increase housing disrepaired houses on Port some, we will seriously commuter student services. capacity." Jackameit said. Republic Road, Jackameit consider the new facilities." The dorm will probably house FUTURE JMU ENROLLMENT "will not increase sub- said. There will be no new dorm freshmen. Krivoski said. ••" Social security cuts may affect 500 students By DIANE DUNN and VAL additional 25 percent draws from the university. A months they attend school student Social Security HULCE reduction in the amount of the loss of benefits automatically full-time through July 1982. benefits were first paid in Changes in social security loans each year until 1985. makes one inelegible for Under previous social 1965. according to Ronald benefits will affect as many as Benefits will continue for futher aid. security laws, unmarried full- Heatwole. department of 500 James Madison University those full-time students who Starting in 1982 no benefits time students were eligible for- health and human services students, according to-Doris were entitled to a check for will be paid May through payments unit! the age of 22 if claim representative. Emswiler. record's office August 1981. Students who August and no cost-of-living a parent who had worked long secretary. wish to continue receiving aid increases will be available. enough under Social Security Changes in Social Security Beginning in September must take at least 12 credit Full-time students who first retired, became disabled or and Medicare benefits are 1982 Social Security loan hours per semester. became entitled to benefits in died. designed to strengthen the program benefits will be cut Benefits end when a student September 1981 or later will Other student benefits have financial status of those social by 25 percent. There will be an becomes part-time or with- receive payments only for the now become available since programs. Two more buses purchased, service is slightly expanded
By VAL HULCE metro bus which had "reached its usable James Madison University purchased two limit." additional buses tjiis year for about $57,000. Campus buses are designed for short according to George Marcum. physical plant distance transportation, he added. director. Student opinion about the service is One has was bought new and cost about generally favorable. $45,000. The other bus had about 8.000 miles on "The service is good. They (the bus drivers) it and sold for $12,000. are always pleasant and come and leave on The university now has a total of five buses. time," said Heidi Susheriba. a transfer student Over 1.800 students ride the buses to and from living in Squit*»Hill Apartments. Howard Johnson's. Shank Apartments and John Critz. a junior transfer student, said he Presidential Apartments each day. thinks the system is good because at Texas A & Neither Bill Ward. JMU motor pool M it cost each student $40-$50 to use the superintendent, nor Marcum foresee any campus buses. cancellation of the bus program in the near Only one change appears in this year's bus future, they said. schedule. Because the number of students The university pays about $16,000 each year living in Howard Johnson's has doubled since for repairs and maintenance of the buses. An last year, a bus now picks up twice an hour in additional $12,000 is spent for gas and diesel that lot fuel. Continued from last year" is the weekend The Student Government Association pays transportation of students to the Valley Mall. A for the buses through student fees and money bus leaves .from the Dining Hall bus lot received from renting dorms to various beginning at 10a.m. on Saturdays and departs athletic groups during the summer. hourly until 4 p.m. J.C. Penny. Leggett and Watson's in the Students can take a bus from the mall to Valley Mall also aid in paying the bus ex- campus each hour on the half-hour until 4:30 penses. p.m. "Last year our buses drove 60,000 miles in No areas on campus besides Gibbon's bus student transportation alone and another stop are designated pick-up areas. Buses may 18.000 miles for extra-curricular activities." stop at Eagle or Chandler halls should the Photo by Tom Li»hlon Marcum said "Students riding the buses last driver agree to do so. JMU drivers may also let JMU SPENT S57.IHMI for two buses this year, according to George year totaled 192.543." out students at Fredrikson Hall as they enter Mareum.-phy a leal phMH-director. Ward said the new buses replaced last year's campus. Pafc* JfVKZK Monday. Septem^- Products sold in bookstore must have appeal, familiarity
By HOLLY RAttDKX taken into account before attend IIWM- exhibits and Products chosen for sale in changes in ordering occur. display Ihwf products the James Madiosn Univer- Hancher noted added sity bookstore are those that If the company sees its Some items are tradition. have appeal and are fa mi la r product's sales waning they such as .IMU sweatshirts and to college students, according will occasionally remove it caps Mm changing styles of to William Hancher. from off the line. Hancher apparel may make a certain bookstore manager notes style more popular one year Only a few brands of a Other sources of imput than the next. Hancher said product are sold because of concerning new products Often the changes in style inadequate display space and include sales representative dictate whether or not some also because these, brands and Virginia College Store clothing is available. Hancher suffice for the majority of Association exhibits. added New itemfrjfiis year students. Hancher said. Salesmen somejjrnes bring ■include a line of accessories Orders are placed or can- their company's products to for members of Greek celed according to sales, the bookstore. Hancher said organizations, new glassware, student input and faculty Many products have been popular track-hook-- and an pnoto by Paul Rovghton members needs. Hancher .added to the • bookstore's expansion of the greeting /VSTIDKNT KNTKRS the James Madison University bookstore. said. Students suggestions of shelves from ideas observed cards section. Hancher said. Textbooks account for 65 percent of bookstore sales. brand names. teacher's at exhibits held by the VCSA. The textbooks account for requests for certain items and Hancher said. Salesmen from about 65 percent of bookstore the amount of sales are all all over the United States sales for the vear.
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Intramural football >< » LOWEST GOLD PRICES s canceled at JMU By MIKE CLARK wilLuqrWc^pi wny football Due to last year's high number of injuries, flag Bill Dyer, intramural sports I football has been dropped chairman of White Hall, from the ranks of intramural agrees with Toliver. Dyer felt I ORDER YOUR COLLEGE RING NOW ! g sports, according to George it was a good decision because Toliver. director of in- the sport had become too tramural athletics. rough. There were at least three As an intramural referee. UJ CO serious injuries last year, Dyer had seen sprains and > Toliver said. The most bruises he thought were the toi common Injuries were unnecessary result of "cheap sprains, although head and hits." CO knee injuries were, also The rougher play may have £ > common. These injuries did occurred in the lower leagues, < not always result from according to Dyer. He said You can now purchase your 10 karat m physical contact, Toliver said M00*0 most of the teams in the - gold Cotege Ring for much teas money adding that many sprains higher leagues had better 70 were from players' legs giving athletes and were more than you would have paid last year at * ° °°' i out on the astro turf. 5 M00 < concerned with winning the CO this time. For more good news, we'l ^ m There were also many championship than with rough see you on ring order day. Many M0° scrapes and bruises, Toliver play. 111 sty les are available to choose from. *«o°°. to added. Dyer said the majority of > > The high number of flag residents in White Hall < < CO m football injuries is apparently reacted negatively to the Tom Youn£ a national trend. Toliver said. decision. Dyer added that 111 CO Due to injuries and other negative feedback would > Your Herff Jones Cotege Ring Speciafet > factors many schools have come from upperclassmen < < dropped flag football from who have played the sport for CO rn their program or changed to several years and want to TO ORDER: "Carolina" or "RazzJe- continue playing. He also said UJ CO > > Dazzle" football, both of most people would understand < Date: Titfes Sept 33 Tkne: 10-3 pm < which have less contact. the decision to eliminate flag CO m Toliver said those schools football. that had switched still had a There are no plans to UJ Place: Meeting Room B Student Center high number of injuries, replace football with another > £ Toliver made the final sport. 1 < < CO Deposit required $ -5.00 ' rn decision to drop flag football There are plans, however, from the program. While he to lengthen the volleyball has had no negative reactions season and possibly add Co- from students. Toliver said it rec volleyball to the program. Official Ring Company For 1982 was still early in the year and people might complain once SAVE I SAVE I SAVE I SAVE I SAVE I SAVE I SAVE I SAVE ! SAVE I intramural basketball ends. Toliver feels most people Hie American f Cancer Society thanks you. The I.D.eal Meal: You've become a life saver. Literally. For installing our Employee Education Program. For letting us supply free films, exhibits, speakers, pamphlets, posters, and articles for your company publications. For accepting our help in arranging "action" programs for your employees... for detection of colorectal cancer, instructions in breast cancer examination, for detection of cervical cancer via the Pap test. For simply understanding that if cancer is detected in its early stages, Pizza Hut® will take 20% off the price of any chances for cure are greatly increased. purchase* when you come in wjth your college' Thank you. Hundreds of ID. So stop by for a deal of a meal. companies now have an American Cancer Society Employee Education Program. If yours isn't one of them, call us. 'Excluding alcoholic beverages Ofcr valid Sunday through Tnunday. with proof of student rtgsimaon. on Rgutar menu prices only C1861. Pteu Hut. toe American Cancer Society iOOQOOOpet^hBMwgcwco. Lt'.mjiiiAiitiii in iiiiiiiutitiiiiti LUt\ L *~t. 1 . I i «f» III > ... .—. —. . — — .II i ii ii i.mw^.,miimmT,>J Page 6. THE. »««sfifl HVfon day. September 21. 1981 Cheerieading squad to apply i SPECIAL skills learned at summer camp SANYO 2 CU^IC FEET ISA DANIELS televised **«*♦"=* *bi§ juiuL "We have a good chance." she "Dnrm'yj^rigerator $.109.95 18-member James "It all depenuamHTol^^Wo said. There's no limit to what Madison University at the Homecoming game." we can do if we really try." cheerieading squad will said junior co-captain Don perform new and award- Collins. "If the routine goes The squad's primary HARRY'S TV and APPLIANCE winning stunts on the Dukes' well, we'll send in a tape of it concern is firing up JMU fans, sidelines this fall. to the regional judges." One according to Holtzman. "We CENTER INC< The group will use new winner will be selected to want to get the students to skills learned this past compete against the other show as much spirit as they We do our own service summer at a cheerieading four regional victors, he did last year at the VCU and camp, some of which they added. ODU basketball games." she hope to exhibit in a national The JMU squad has an said. "We encourage students 43 £ Liberty St. 434-8469 cheerieading competition. opportunity to win the to get involved, and if they Downtown Harrisonburg The squad attended a one- regional title, said sophomore want us to do a particular week cheerieading camp in cheerleader Lorei Holtzman. cheer, to come and tell us. August, held at the Virginia Tech- campus in Blacksburg. The clinic was sponsored by the Universal Cheerieading Association and included about 80 groups, of college cheerleaders from all over the country. Instructors taught the cheerleaders stunts, cheers, pyramids and chants during the day. Eacfl evening the l&ppa kega Boh* squads were graded on per- ^7 Vbu have to taste it to believe it. formance and spirit. The JMU team earned four blue superior and two red superior ribbons. At the final award ceremony, they received a Spirit Stick to bring home, and a special gold rating for being one of the most improved squads. Boston College and Ohio State University also attended the clinic. These groups compted on the national level of the National Cheerieading Championship last year. The JMU squad hopes to compete in this nationally Shank Beverage ofcancer. 1350 Country Club Rd My boss didn't under stand that I was healthy Harrisonburg Va. again. So I was let go. A lot of people are like my boas. They think that everyone dies of cancer. I thought so, too. Until the 0^0 434-7829 * American Cancer Society, through one of its service and rehabilitation programs, helped me return to a normal life. The ACS also has local NATIONAL Units that help Americans who've never had cancer BOHEMIA^ understand it better. Tbday, more and more, JER cancer is a curable disease, ignorance about, cancer Is curable, too. 3 5Si>k _— ..g>i!23 American Cancer Society MM tact catnaun» u * IUIUC noa Skydiv*r£ put on pre-game exhibition By IAN KATZ blowing 16 knots from where The most brief, but perhaps *»e took off. But it wasn't bad the most exciting event of enough for us to cancel. It Saturday's Valley Day would have to be around 30 festivities was the pre-game mph for that. skydiving show demoastrated "We intended to leave at by four members of the 82nd lo.ooo feet." Sweeney said. Airborne Division Jump Team "But there were too many from Fort Bragg. N.C. clouds that high. The pilots Despite windy and overcast can't fly when they can't see " conditions, the jumpers left According to Col. Winston the UH-1H Army National Spiller Jr. of JMU'sROTC. "If Guard helicopter from 4.000 conditions are good, they can feet in the- air and slowly give us a guarantee that they descended to the 50-yard line will land within 25 feet of on Madison field just before where they say they will." the JMU Austin Peay contest. Spiller had noted prior to the The four jumpers were Ed jump. "I'll consider it a Lally. Scott Rhoades. Charles success if they land on the • / Gates and Michael Sweeney, field. I'm sure their standards the team leader Three of the are much higher." four landed within ttifeetof the The jumpers would, have midfield mark. The .uurth liked to have landed closer to jumper carried the game ball their "X". but Sweeney said, and the coin for the toss. He adding "We couldn't have landed near the gates of the done much better under those stadium. conditions." "Barnes~"Ma8isb'n * University with "parawing chutes." ROTC department Its pur- which "are extra safe, ex- « pose was to entertain the tremely. maneuverable Valley Day spectators and to parachutes." according to help promote the recruiting Sgt. Donald Cox. "They can command and ROTC. even control their rate of "The conditions for the dissent with these jump weren't ideal." said parachutes." Cox added. Sweeney. "The wind was The paratroopers adjusted to the change of their planned jumping altitude and left the helicopter above Madison Stadium with streams of red smoke trailing behind them. The 82nd had to get special Federal Aviation Ad- ministration clearance for the jump because it took "place within one mile of Newman Lake The jump was funded by the U.S. Army recruiting com- mand. The cost for the exhibition was about $2,000, according to Spiller. The pa ra troopers a rrived at JMU Friday afternoon. The helicopter landed next to Long Field shortly before 11 a.m. Saturday. The 82nd "didn't practice for this jump." Cox said. "They are quite experienced in this." Spiller said. "To us this is special. To them it's not" The 82nd is a step below the Army's Golden Knights, who perform internationally and at highly publicized events, "like the President's Inaugural Ball." Cox said. There are six paratroopers at JMU who have all attended training school at Fort Ben- ning. Ga. Have a new* tip? Call the news desk at 6127 Page 8, THE BREEZE Monday. September 21, 1981 »«K V**'-" Colonial House of Hairstyling I » Welcomes J.M.U. BRING TWO FRIENDS GET YOUR CUT FREE Call 433-1588 1433 South Main Street Photo by Yo Naqaya THE JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY Royal Marching Dukes put on their presentation between halves of the JMU-Austin Peay contest held Saturday. Within Walking Distance LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE DUKES&DUCHESSES When Judy Lof- ferly prepares for a race like the annual cross-Iowa run, she makes sure her bike is in perfect shape. She inspects and adjusts every part. She tunes and balances the whole machine, so it can go thedistance. Because she treats her body the same way, she discov- ered a lump in her breast a few years ago. She discovered it early. And these days, 85% of early breast cancers con be treated successfully. Judy has since had reconstructive surgery, too. And she feels like herself again Alive, vibrant, ready to get on her bike and take on the world. Judy Lafferty is just one example of the kind of progress we're making against cancer in its many forms. The American Cancer Society takes some credit for that progress. But credit won't finance our wo** ._-.■„ We need your money to help us win this race. ©Anheuser-Busch, Inc. St. Louis, MO THE COST HEAD FOR -. OF LIVING. John D. Eiland Co., Inc THE MOUNTAINS! GIVE TO THE AMERICAN Rt. 11 North, P.O. Box 880 Verona, Virginia 24482 CANCER SOCIETY. V Phone:(703)248-8131 BOSCH ..... Increasing JMU enrollment SAT. SEPT. 26 (9am—6pm) SUN. SEPT. 27 (NOON—5pm) requires greater facilities SAT. OCT. 3 (8am-5pm) By AMY LOUVIERE The library addition, begun in Jackameit said, adding Green Valley Auction Barn - 2 miles east of Mt CraWford.Va. A constantly increasing late 1979. remains in phase I of students benefit from one as I—HI. Exit 61. Signs Posted. 75.0W Books (New and Old) and James Madison University construction. Phase II will not well as the other. enrollment has created O'd Magazines for sale! Sept. 26 and 27— New Books begin until the spring of 1982. , There will be a "slight crowded conditions and a need ,. But completion of , the Only. On Oct 3 you'll Find Old Books. Old Magazines and period of disruption" when for larger facilities in both stadium seats has taken place renovation on the library's New Books. Our new book selection is Tremendous and academics and athletics, in only four months time. This original structure takes place our prices are Absolutely the Best anywhere! A Few according to William is not necessarily an in- soon after completion of the examples are! "Tolstoy's Letters" 2 vol. set $5; Jackameit, director of in- dication of JMU's emphasis new section, Jackameit ad- Tolkiens's "Lord of the Rings Trilogy" 3 vols. $7.50 set: stitutional research and on athletics, Jackameit said. ded. "A Tolkien Bestiary" 11; "Dictionary of the History of budget. "I just want to see everything Three classrooms in the Ideas" 5 bol. set 112.50: "The World as it was—A This need is evidenced by caught up," he said. V library's basement will have Photographic Portrait 1865—1921" $4: "The En- the construction of the library Construction on the library to be relocated elsewhere, cyclopedia of Philosophy" 4 vol. set, $20; Anthony addition, the completion of the is a much more technical Jackameit said. He added no Trollope's "Palliser Novelss" $2 each; "Oxford Dic- stadium addition, additional project, and requires con- feasible site has yet been tionary of Quotations" |4; Kurt Bonnegut's "Breakfast dorm space, and construction siderable detail and planning found. of Champions" and "Cat's Cradle" (Trade Editions) $1 of the Convocation Center as compared to the stadium JMU is not undertaking too each; "History of Rock and Roil" 13 each. You'll Find across Interstate-81. addition Jackameit said. many projects at once, ac- thousands of bargains such as these so come to the Book Jackameit siad. cording to George Marcum, Fair—You'll Be glad you did! Call 434—8849 For more The various structures are BOTH ACADEMIC and director of physical plant information! developing at different rates athletic activities are services. of speed. Jackameit noted. regarded on individual merit . 'The key to construction is the (current) availability of -funds,". said Marcum, Since costs are consistently on the rise, it is better to begin construction when money is available, he added. It is the university's aim to "assure quality growth in academic and athletic areas on campus" Marcum said. JACK WARDEN MARIANGELA MELATO RICHARD KEEL "SO FINE" A LOBELL/BERGMAN PRODUCTION MUSIC BY ENNIO MORRICONE PRODUCED BY MIKE LOBELL WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY ANDREW BERGMAN . Fiom Wiirw Bios ^JA Wwnaf Cominun-cjmoiw Company \ ti ummi icmnmim ^^ < tM'Wft"*.**, AH *Wl BMW ,« IT *IN " " OPENS SEPTEMBER 25th AT A THEATRE NEAR YOU! Page 10. THE BREEZE Monday. September 21. 1981 ?»"«rii >!.._-.__ Schwinn LeTour High-performance for RIS tunart shoppers. Due to conditions of our present location-PJ S Our LeTour* puts a lot of high-performan<~ m —^ds is selling their entire stock of beautiful silk to shame. Atjust291bs., it's truly lightweight. 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Placement workshop on prepared by the university as reservations can be made the first meeting at Savage the honor society for Getting Your Act Together on part of the process of reaf- through Sharon at 5723 or Pool. Sept. 22 at 9 p.m. education majors. Sept. 23 at 7 Sept. 23.11 a.m. -12 noon. The firmation of accreditation by Binnie at 433-3170 or box L-5 p.m. in Room C, WCC. first part of this workshop will the Southern Association of by Sept 25 CP4P Initiation and events for the cover writing a job objective, Colleges and Schools. The upcoming year are among the The 19«1 Foreign Service filling out a placement file and Self-Study will be available topics that will be discussed. effective job hunting methods. for inspection by faculty and Tutors Needed Exam will be given Dec. 5. It is offered only pnce a year. The second part will focus on students in the library's JMU Jaycette the on-campus interview Reserve Room until Oct. 2. If you are a JMU student Information and* registration materials can be obtained in procedure. Sign up in ad- Those desiring to speak to and wish to tutor in either vance. specific issues at the hearings your major or minor area of the office of Career Planning Are you a person who enjoys study, please stop by and Placement, second floor. sharing your time with others are encouraged, but not required, to set up a time to do the Counseling and Student Alumnae Hall.' The and helping to serve your Racquetball Clinic Development Center, second registration deadline is Oct. community? Come help us so by calling Mrs. Blanken- 23. ship in the Graduate School floor Alumnae, and pick up an help others. The JMU A racquetball clinic, '.*» office (6466) application. Rosh Hashanah Jaycette Chapter needs you. sponsored by Recreational For information please call Activities, will be conducted Writing Lab Temple Beth El and Hillel Pam at 4058. We serve. CP&P are inviting all students to by David Hott, JMU worship with us on Rosh racquetball coach and his The university Writing Lab A resume writing workshop, staff on Oct. 3,9 a.m. -12 noon provided by Career Planning Hashanah. Sept. 28-29. A bus htramurals offers individualized help to will leave Godwin Hall at the Godwin racquetball students working on papers or and Placement, will be held courts. It is open to all JMU - Monday at 7:30 p.m. and reports, studying for essay Sept.* 24. 2-3 p.m. The Tuesday at 9:30 a.m. Sign-up for intramural students, faculty, staff and exams, writing letters or workshop will describe the horseshoes is noon, Sept. 24 at family members. Call 433-6669 applications, reviewing purpose, content types, the the intramural bulletin board for more information. grammar.- or preparing to mechanics of resumes, and it Jot ten Rings across from Godwin 102. take the GRE, LSAT. or will explain why various Josten's. the official ring Team rosters for intramural GMAT. For further in- techniques are successful or company for the class of 1983, soccer are due Oct. 4 at fi p.m. formation, call Mrs. Hoskins unsuccessful. It will also will be on campus delivering in Godwin 344. Sign up at 6401 or stop by Sheldon 209, discuss the format of the rings and taking reorders deadline for cross country is A math and grammar Monday through Friday. 8:45 cover letter. Sign up in ad- Sept. 23-24. 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. on noon. Oct. 5 at the IM bulletin review workshop for persons a.m. - 2:45 p.m. vance. the WCC mezzanine. board. preparing for the LSAT and GMAT will be held Sept. 24, 4 5:30 p.m. in Room D, WCC. 7 I NUTSHELL Call Mrs. Hoskins (6401), Writing Lab, to sign up. 11" ~ Page 12, THE BREEZE Monday. 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Cheilik's April was not far behind and was the The play looked at how two institutions (rest perfect complement to Legan's ego-mania. homes, if you will) tried to eliminate bad Fuqua and Lofquist were outrageously habits people develop. The play actually was funny, each in his own distinct way. Fuqua two separate one act plays. One dealt with commanded the stage from the moment he Ravenswood. a pseudo-realistic resort for appeared in a silk dressing gown until he left to marriages on the rocks. The other, Dunelawn. find the snapping turtle in the pond. Im- was an absurdist satire on the miracle drug mediately he was replaced by Lofquist's method of curing defects. queen. Francis. The two were opposite sides of Ravenswood, run by an alcoholic invalid, Dr. a weird but terribly funny coin. Pepper (Barry Mulligan), had the therapeutic If anyone came close to stealing the show it philosophy that if you do not like something, f-k was Thomas Kearney as Otto, the ex-Nazi express the dislike openly If you want to dob ' valet. His deadpan delivery, precise something badly, do it. movements, and unexpected bits of action This motto resulted in a song and dance made his character so perfect you truly had to routine by Harry Scupp (Gregg ODonnell) for see it to believe it. •- his wife Dolly (Christie Moniz): a knock-down, tea ry-eyed fight between two homosexual IF REALITY RULED at Ravenswood. then friends (Jefferson Todd Lofquist and Joseph absurdity was king at Dunelawn. The patients Fuqua); and an outburst of Hollywood at Dunelawn had very bad habits—Mr. Ponce paranoic ego-mania from the Pitts (Mark (Thomas Kearney) was an alcoholic; Mr. Jordan Legan and Jill Cheilik). Blum (John Thomasson) was a transvestite: and Mr. Yamadoro (Bruce Taylor) was an THE ACTING, though at times uneven, was Italian sadist who thought he was Japaneese. fairly proficient. Each character was In charge of this group was Nurse Ruth stereotyped to a great degree, but each also Benson (Kathleen Minke). She was kind, had some personal quirks. » cheerful, and self-serving to a fault. Her junior Mulligan, as Dr. Pepper, gave a very calm, was Nurse Becky Hedges (Alison Incontanti) unexcited delivery with sympathy dripping who wanted to be just like Ruth. At the same from every word. He also demonstrated agility time, she tried to avoid the attentions of Bruno in his use of the wheelchair, making it a vital (Dan Bright), the gardener who pointed out part of Pepper's character. suggestively that he wanted to "trim me some Moniz's stereotypical housewife did not ring hedges.'' true in some places. She managed to carry off Dunelawn was run by a saintly man, Dr. Dolly's" neurotic behavior through the use of Toynbee (Scott Chapman), whose miracle r*f by Vo Haaaya extensive gestures. serum was the staple diet at the institution. Dr. Toynbee (Scott and Benson (Kathleen Minke) ODonnell. the changed Harry Scupp. gave The serum made the patients passive, trac- Champman) and Nurses fret over Mr. Ponce (Thomas surprisingly good mood shifts, specifically table and euphoric. Hedges (Alison Incontanti) Kearney) at Dunelawn when he restrained himself from putting a coaster under Dolly's glass. The audience saw vividly his struggle to overcome his neatness. See PLAY, page 17 Another opinion By F. ADAMS is a servant (Thomas If you think of Bad Kearney), once a patient. Habits as a play, you are whose Prussian confronted at once with an background still shows in anomaly. It has two casts, his uniform and heel two settings, two stories. clicking, but who com- Wouldn't it. then, be two fortably indulges his desire plays? Well, not exactly. to listen to classical music, The first part takes place give rubdowns and read at what is evidently a "Opera News." sanitorium called The Scupps make Ravenswood. presided progress and in doing so V over by Dr. Pepper (Barry affect the others to the Mulligan). His treatment is point where they sing to let people do what they together "Auld Lang want, regardless of diet, Syne." manners or morals. Dr. Pepper's patients THE SECOND PART is include Harry Scupp set at another sanitorium,' (Gregg O'Donnel). for Dunelawn. headed by Dr. whom the treatment Toynbee (Scott Chapman). successfully cures com- The contrast is striking. pulsiveness: Harry's wife The setting is severe in- (Christie Moniz) who stead of pleasant: the comes to take Harry home characters are not in hut elects to stay on for couples but separate; the treatment after Harry patients are restrained: leaves: Hiram Spane advice is totally cryptic: i Joseph Fuqua) and Dr. Toynbee is to be Francis Tear (Jefferson worshipped: the only Loquist). a male couple treatment is debilitating who are long-time patients injection. Three patients but presumably have made (played by Thomas the best adjustment Kearney. John Thomasson, possible: and a newly and Bruce Taylor) appear arrived couple (Jill Cheilik to be incapable of love: a Photo by Kristen Ottoitid and Mark Legan) suffering The Pitts (Mark Legan and Jill Cheilik) Ravenswood. the fun place to cure your bad from acute self- See REVIEW, page 17 argue like children over u sun reflector at habits centeredness. Also present v * X ■'*.«.' •' " ■ - . - • s - * [ - i ■ ,■■■ '■. . " ■ ■. ' . * • . .!■"•.'.» ;. ■ !■''•■ ■ ■;. •*• < > '••■ ■■ • —"■■■ ' * +: 1 > ; ,! ■J.'m? -* .'■■■' '•■"■- 'I' ' -"' ■■■:'Z:.- ' ' ■-•■--• • ,. ii-^r-'-V - •■ -■-*:■!»♦•>•.» ■ *.*V . - -v^-' ,-.'4^ i L i: ::r ; >»■<*- ...■'f^*~:-''"t ''■■•■' -•' ■ >'. :'-•'.-i£i_u—— - --;?* T ?- '•■ ..■•: ~\ "~ '/■•■.' • -: . t, ■■ :•■ • :': ...■■''. .'■■■■•-'."..'i'.-y :.'; ■- '• : ■' '■ 'v-?'; ; ."..- 7\.:-.;';.v" ■■■- .'.'-. -*ti ;'"■■< QM£L ■^f '1 i J***^i -». -»•- •* I OH; •»*: Page 16. THE BREEZE Monday. September 24. 1981 discs i. ■ ^ ^ shot of all orginality. The music does not show For the most part, the guitar is the One of many problems is that the a trace of personality and the lyrics factor determining the quality of the album is unbalanced. Side one is are an insult to one's intellisence. songs on Solid Gold. unlistenable V guarantees a few The weakest element of the Gang good yawns, "K Hers Eyes" is r THE BREEZE Monday. September 21. 1961. Page 17 * Playjg Sidetracks -~zw*■•■" "•■ ***•• «Tititinm4l TruiBfpuge 13 > N Conflict arose when Hugh Gumbs (Todd duckling turned perfect person. The plastic The 1978 Campus Entertainer of the Year, Williamsi. the only man Ruth had ever loved, quality she gave the role exemplified the ef- James J. Mapes will be appearing in Wilson Hall was admitted to Dunelawn. When she ran off to fcviency and impersonality of today's medical on Tuesday Night. find him. Bruno took the opportunity to stalk personnel Sharply contrasting was Im- Mapes. the Director of the New York Hypnosis Nurse Hedges in a wild chase during which she contanfs Hedges—who did everything wrong Center, uses up to 50 hypnotised audience par- set the patients free to help her fend off Bruno. but eventually was on top. ticipants in his show which explores hypnotism. Overall. Dunelawn was an exaggerated and Through this show. Mapes would like to do more absurdist Ravenswood—portraying the reality The three patients were excellent, each than just entertain. "I want to eliminate the fear - of absurdity in the world The patients were set achieving a high level of comedic effect. and misunderstanding and prove-that hypnosis is free only to discover they did not want to leave. Especially notable was Taylor's Japaneese a powerful tool that can harness the potential of Hedges, who was terribly unnerved by her accent and tiny ponytail. the human mind and change people's lives." unatractiviness. became engaged and Benson, Bright was the epitome of the dumb, horny Tickets are $1. and are' available at the a beautiful, perfect person, was rejected gardner in the role of Bruno. His accent. University Program Board ticket window. because of her perfection. And Dr. Toynbee. hearing, posture and gestures all combined to the saint with all the answers, could function form the crudest, funniest character in the only by being spaced out of his mind. play Chapman must be commended on his THOUGH VASTLY DIFFERENT in in- imaginative gibberish, which sounded terpretation, the acting in Dunelawn met. if not amazingly like a Swedish Monty Python. His exceeded, the quality of that in Ravenswood. angelic face and sad eyes helped create the The pacing of the show tended to slow in saintly atmosphere the good docter exuded. places—notably in the passages where the Hugh Gumbs was not the easiest character Tuesday, September 22 nurses discussed Hedgees' faults and failings. to portray, but Williams gave it a good shot. —Arznova at The Elbow Room: price unavailable « The most vivid and active sequence was the The transitioas he made were more subtle than Wednesday, September 23 hilarious chase scene with Hedges. Bruno and the rest of the patients as Williams tried to —Headwinds at The Elbow Room: price unavailable all the patients running amok. convey the hopelessness of a man who was not —Crystalwood at Jo's: $1 Minke did an excellent job as the ugly even good enough for a sanitarium. —Silverspring at The Other Place: tickets available from Sigma Nu for $2. $3 at the door Thursday, September 24 —Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts at The Elbow Room; price unavailable * Review—= Jawbone at J.M.'s; $1.50 —Crystalwood at Jo's: $1 The other side, however Jefferson Lofquist's |continued from page 13) —Bruce Olsen and the Offenders at The Other Place; modern and efficient, has a uninhibited prancing. ladies free, men $3 fourth -Todd S. Williams) core of illness One regrets ' At Dunelawn. Kathleen —Diamonds at Scotland Yard: tickets available from demonstrates that he is. that the playwright. Terrance Minke's transition from ice to TKE for $1. $2.50 student and $3.50 regular at door What happens is that one McNally. lacked the final fire to insanity. Alison In- Friday. September 25 nurse i Kathleen Minke) courage to put the more contanti's change from wimp —Killdevil at The Elbow Room: price unavailable deteriorates into being a hopeful one second instead of to spirited lover. Bruce —Empty Pockets at Jo's: $1 petinet and the other (Alison first Taylor's fake Japanese ac- -Evan John and the H-Bombs at The Other Place; $3 Incontanti > frees herself from To this the Stratford cent, and Scott Chapman's —Diamonds at Scotland Yard. $3.50 the wretched spell of the place Players. Magnificently delicious private language —The Willie J. Johnston Bluegrass Dance Band at by falling in love with the directed by Susan Burrell, i his curtain speech, involving Turtles: no cover priapic groundskeeper. a kind bring a wealth of insight and not one real word, is a gem) Saturday, September 26 of Harpo Marx unfettered by fun Treasures abound: all make part of a wonderful —Killdevil at The Elbow Room: price unavailable* censorship, energetally Christie Moniz's devastating evening in the theater. —Empty Pockets at Jo's: $1 played by Dan Bright account of her husband's It was something to see an -Evan Johns and the H-Bombs at The Other Place; $3 So. yes. there are two plays foibles. Jill Cheilik's audience give total attention —Diamonds at Scotland Yard: $3.50 But they ,sbow two sides of one theatrical attitudinizing. and a gret deal of laughter to a —Dane Bryant at Turtles: no cover coin One side, however Mark Legan's rock singer's play which features a Sunday. September 27 liberated and extreme, has a gestures applied to a wildly straitjacket and four —Empty Pockets then open stage at Jo's; no cover saving core of good health inappropriate song. and wheelchairs charge Take lime out for [he good thino in life MIDWAY + " urTreacher's *-MARKET * TUESDAY 157 Warsaw Avc. 434-7948 Mon-Wed SPECIAL from a nice little seafood restaurant Bud 12 pk. A TuborgGold 1.79 Molson 4 Mickeys 1.89 Michelob : Busch 1.99 Miller or Lite 15 fi gal. keg 29.95 30 lbs. free ice Old Mill 7 V2 gal. keg 16.95 20 lbs. free ice Now you Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr., Sunkist can get a real deal on a complete meal at 6-16 bottles 1.89 Arthur Ueachers. Feast on our onojnal Fish &Crnps. tasty cole- |Chips 7oz. bags .89 slaw anda drink of your chaos all to* one. tow Tuesday-only pnee. Its a tempting meal at a tempting price from Arthur Treachers-a nice Mtte seafood [Cigarettes (carton) 4.89 restaurant that makes Tuesday Special Pretzels 4 lb. box 3.89 ^fe 88 CARLTON ST. 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MAPES A Journey Into the Imagination _ THE E&BHfiNT Through Hypnosis MAN • September 22 Paramounl Pic lutes Presents A Brooksfilms Production Anthony Hopkins and John Hurt as The Elephant Man Anne Boncroft John Gletgud Wendy HHIer Music by John Mono Director o( Photography Freddie Froncis Eaecutive Producer Stuart Cornteld Screenplay by Christopher DeVore & Eric Bergren & David Lynch Produced by Jonathan Songer Directed by David lynch Read the Bolantine Book IfOli—m——m Based upon the Me of John Memck. the Elephant Man. ond 8:00 p.m. not upon the Broodwoy ploy or any other tic tianol account ipMomxxtt|»w—tf*p>ow»Ctfpa»wor> n»fmamm'M Ponovision' A Paramount Picture m September 25, 26 Wilson Hall - 7:30, 10:00 G-S Theater Total Audience $1.25 w-ID $1.75 Guest Participation The g ■N*I September 26 8:00 p.m. Wilson Hall $4.00 w-ID $5.00 Guest ■-.-■■ —I*njr THE BREEZE Monday, September 21. 1981. 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Seven plays later Bryan Moore bolted over from the one-yard line to score the first touchdown of his collegiate career. But that was to be the last time the Dukes would score. One major factor determining the outcome was a dismal performance by JMU's kicking game, considered to be one of its strong suits this year. "I thought the difference in the game was the kicking game," said first- year Austin Peay coach Emory Hale. "We came in here thinking JMU had the advantage in the kicking game. "We came here to challenge them, and we won. We outkicked them." Austin Peay's Hampton and punter Tim Hammond outdueled the Dukes' duo of placekicker Scott Norwood and punter Greg Caldwell. In addition to the seven points provided by Hampton, Hammond punted four times for an average of 41.5 yards, com- pared to35.7 for Caldwell. Norwood also missed ona 42-yard field goal attempt, his second miss in two games and an 18-yard punt by Caldwell set up the first of Hampton's field goals. But kicking was only one of JMU's problems. Obtaining possession of the football and then holding on to it proved to be a frustrating experience for the Dukes. JMU ran just 49 offensive plays compared to 73 for the Governors. The imbalance was most evident in the second quarter when the Dukes ran only four offensive plays. After Caldwell punted to open the second period, Austin Peay drove 59 yards in 16 plays, capped by a four-yard touchdown pass from Rob Christophel to Floyd Jones. The scoring drive con- sumed 7:33 and gave Austin Peay the lead, 10-7. Christophel and Jones, both sophomores, led the Governors' offensive attack, which gained 357 total yards. Christophel Photo by DtvM I Johnson completed 11 of 16 passes for 122 yards and Jones rushed for 108 JMU OPENED up throwing on the first play of the game Saturday when quarterback Tom Bowles yards on 12 carries. hit wide receiver Gary Clark with a 48-yard pass to the Austin Peay 25-yard line. But the ex- citement was premature as the Governors held on for a 13-7 win. see DUKES page 23 DEFENSIVE END Bryan Arnone (on the ground) and tackle Mike Fornadel sacked Austin Peay quarterback Rob Christophel for an 11-yard loss ** »««» I ■■■» ■■ I..*. .-«-»»■*-,•. r( By RICHARD AMACHER middle. This leaves three players free to cover the V - Is this the year of the big tease? oppositions' wide receivers. Coach Challace McMillin has already promised The Duke's coaching staff thinks that this par- us the "best potential team ever." ticular defense works best. But it is growing ap- On Saturday McMillin laid out the bait early and parent that it does not. sure enough suckered us again. There are many flaws with it. One is that it This time McMillin led us to believe we would see spreads the players too thin, allowing large holes at a lot of passing and definitely a win: On the first the line of scrimmage. This makes it easy to run play of the game. McMillin instructed quarterback against and it leaves running backs coming out of Tom Bowles to pass—and what a magnificent pass the backfield open on short passing plays that it was. sometimes gain long yardage. Bowles hit Gary Clark with a 48-yard bomb that set up the Dukes' first and only score. Undoubtedly, Austin Peay's first-year coach Emory Hale, who many observers expected a few more. Who has spent most of his career on the high school level, wouldn't after witnessing the explosiveness of the said he loves to go against a wide tackle six. It's not Bowles-to-Clark aerial connection. surprising that Hale understands the problems with Unfortunately, few exciting plays followed the tack this defense since it is seen quite often in high school opener. After the Dukes' loss to Appalachian State football. Bowles attempted or.1" »—vujore passes in the University, much of the ensuing criticism was Most college teams however run a five-man front first half. directed at the offense. In Saturday's contest. to add an extra linebacker who can help shore up • « JMU's defense could not retrieve the ball. holes as they appear or cover a running back. IN THE SECOND HALF Bowles did begirt to In the second quarter, JMU had just one throw the football and finished the game with nine legitimate possession in which it ran three running ALSO HINDERING the middle of JMU's defense completions in 21 attempts for 148 yards. But he plays, all to the right side. The Dukes controlled the is the inexperienced personnel at the guard threw a critical interception in the opening seconds ball for a mere two minutes in the period and their positions. Both starting guards from last year's of the fourth period to stall a 64-yard drive that had time of possession for the half a mounted to 7:49. team graduated, leaving a vulnerable gap in the reached the Austin Peay 16-yard line. Obviously it's hard to score: wheiwhen you don't have heart of the defensive line. Once again James Madison University was the ball But for now McMillin denies that it is time to hit victimized by Austin Peay State University, which the panic button and make any changes. Instead has won ail three contests between the two schools. APPARENTLY THERE IS a weakness with the McMillin defends his philosophies.stating that the This time the Governors won 13-7,. but the score defensive unit. Whether it lies within the ability of wide tackle six was effective in containing teams in probably should have been worse. the players or the alignment they take up is the past. There seems to be a few pieces missing in Mc- debatable at this point. McMillin cited Liberty Baptist College as an Millin's "best potential team ever." JMU's defense has traditionally lined up in a wide example of one team that did not give the Dukes Maybe the talent is there and it is the coaching tackle six formation. This alignment requires six much trouble on defense last year. philosophy that needs to be re-evaluated. players to be present on the line of scrimmage, This Saturday McMillin will have a chance to V*-<: Whatever the case, the time has come to return to while two linebackers are left, with the respon- prove his critics wrong when JMU meets Liberty the drawing board and design a new course of at- sibility of stopping either the pass or rush up the Baptist in Lynchburg. s TIIK BRKKZE Monday. September 21. 1961, Page 23 By DANNY KINNKGAN putting the game out of reach. National soccer power Howard Nevertheless. Vanderwarker seemed University used a first-half goal and another into an open net In the second-half pleased with his squad's efforts "We to defeat a young James Madison pressured them very well, and at times we n moved the ball very well." he said. "We "2-^*** University te;.. ^*^0t^f > just' weren't able to get through their Washington. DC center halfbacks and move into the Howard's Gerald Duggan took a pass 25 penalty area." yards from the JMU net. got by the Dukes' defense and beat goalie Jim Edwards one- Indeed, the Bisons outshot the Dukes 13- JMU competitive on-one to give the Bisons all the offense 8 on the day. Vanderwarker had praise for Casey Stemper. Jeff Brown and Ralph they needed 16 minutes into the game. Cassagnol on the attack. JMU kept pace with the Bisons through Vanderwarker was also pleased with the the rest of the half and continued to do so play of his three freshman starters: throughout the second 45-minute period. midfielder Tony Farrell. back Alan Howard is ranked number two in the Mid- in soccer loss Atlantic region. Carlquist and sweeper Paul Guidash. A Still trailing l-fl late in the game. JMU fourth freshman. Ricky Adams, also saw coach Bob Vanderwarker chose to gamble action in the backfield. and go to a premium offense. In a Vanderwarker thought if JMU had been premium offense, the goalkeeper is pulled able to finish some of the attacks it started to national power in hopes of generating more offense with and if it had gotten a few breaks, an upset an extra attacker. could have been possible. The strategy almost worked for the JMU now l-i will play the University of Dukes, explained Vanderwarker. "We got Maryland next. The Terrapins, who have three good attacks in the last four or five two games to play before meeting the minutes before they got the second." Dukes Sunday at JMU. have not scored The second goal came at the 86:40 mark this season. Maryland lost to the of the game when the Bisons' Car It on University of Virginia 1-0 and played Briscos shot the ball into an open net. American University to a scoreless tie. ~J*EZ prinMtay an exhibi,ion ,ea,on: «*v Fall baseball: chance for newcomers to try out By IAN -KA'TZ High Dukes' starting For James Madison University baseball shortstop for three years, averaging .320 over coach Brad Babcock. the 1981 fall season will that span and hitting .332 with 15 doubles last be primarily an exhibition. spring. "It is a tryout for the players who haven't Babcock has decided to try Bocock as a been regulars for us in the past." Babcock pitcher this fall, and let him start yesterday's said. first game. That tryout began yesterday, when the Bocock took a beating from the Longwood Dukes, sporting a lineup of mostly freshmen batters, giving up five earned runs in his three and sophomores, lost their home opener to innings. Longwood College. 9-8 in the first game of a Bobby Lamon. who was redshirted as a doubleheader. freshman last year, came on in relief of Traditionally, fall baseball, which ends in Bocock. mid-October, is far less important than spring Lamon pitched well for three innings, giving baseball, which covers over three months and up one run in the fifth, but was knocked around 50 games. in the seventh and final inning and eventually "I have nine regulars that aren't even gave up the winning run. playing this fall." said Babcock. "They'll be Several of JMU's starting pitchers from last lifting weights and running to get ready for the spring will not be playing this fall. Seniors Kip spring " Yancey. Dave Blondino. Warner Crumb, and Babcock was keeping a close eye on several Joe Carleton will all be sitting out until the of his players yesterday to see who might fill spring. Babcock. however, has plenty of young some open positions. pitchers he wants to look at this fall. "Usually fall ball brings out one guy who takes away somebody's spot in the fall," There are two freshman pitchers Babcock Babcock said before the game. "So while the would like to play, but will not be able to yet. scores of these games may not be important, Fred Heatwole. from Turner Ashby. and the games themselves are." David Pleasants. from McLean. Va., were both Babcock explained before the game that operated on only two weeks ago. "Who knows Longwood would play their regulars in an when they'll be back?" asked the disappointed effort "to knock off someone bigger than them. Babcock." We're Division I, and they're Division II." Everyone except first baseman Lorenzo Photo by Tom Lighton While Babcock was generally watching his Bundy is returning from last year's JMU team, young players, his first long look was directed The Dukes won the ECAC Southern Division SOPIIOMOKK HOBBY LAMON was redshirted last season and toward senior Tom Bocock. title with a 17-5 Division record, and advanced still has four years of eligibilty. Lamon and several new players are vying for a spot on the Spring roster. Bocock. who is from Dayton's Turner Ashby to the NCAA tournament * Dukes • continued from page 21) On JMU's only legitimate possession of the quarter, it ran three running plays and was forced to punt. Christophel then engineered a 53-yard march which used up another 4:45 before Hampton hit a field goal with four seconds remaining in the half to account for the final score. The Dukes got the ball back with three seconds remaining and Bowles hung up a long pass that fellincomplete. "We didn't anticipate that they would dominate us," com- mented head coach Challace McMillin. "We just didn't play the way we can." Hale attributed Austin Peay's success to an excellent game plan. "I know the wide-tackle six Jfe »- Page 24. THE BREEZE Monday September 21. 1981 DOONESBURY by Garry Trudeau Classifieds GOODB&4IN6. TODAY THE arm THE THREAT OF WAR- 60VERWR KING OF MASSA- G0VERN0RS0FWURNEMI ANI1NE FROM NEIGHBORING CHUSETTS WHOSE STATE IS EN6LANP STATES ASKEP STATES, TTeiVtROOV&NORS HARDEST HIT, BLAMW THE For Sale \/VR EMERGENCY FBXRAL AmmsfAJONTPoosm NEWPOUTICALCUM*7* "' ] AIP&HELPCONTROL 10 COMBAT WHATIS BEING I WASHINGTON FOR THE PRO- • GRLWHS INFESTATIONS OF REGARDED AS A PARWIIM- LIFERATION OF THESE FOR SALE: 10 Speed Bike. t THE AMERICAN PREPPY. LY VIRULENT STRAIN OF WASP. PESKY ELITISTS. Zebra Touring Bike in ex- f cellent condition. Call 6270. / / / FOR SALE: Male Housing Contract. Contact Bob. 433- 3601 or box 1656. 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CONSTRUCTION $c«4& OM— *& TENNIS COUKTS/THe UBKfi^f AOMtaN, THE MEWW?M,1He Aiwrnc CENTER.- WHEN IS »T ALL frO»N&TO 8£ coi^Purrep? | KNOW IT'S MAPlSONr Vs/OMAKJ BUT WHAT fir "TOE HELL- IS THAT LETT , v^< H6R CHES ^T®N?^rtfoKi^! ~ - ■ ||1M \ MAHXtr • . • * KA vO ■ aTawea Kt£& JM(/ needs more spirit By SYLVIA MALL Saturday marked the opening of the James what to expect. Perhaps too much faith was Madison University home football season. It placed in the audience to provide seme also n.arked the debut of Madisonwoman. direction, and when no reaction was received, That's right. Madisonman is no more. This her lack of prior planning became obvious. year's spirit promoter has a little more Unfortunately, there is really no way to plan in cleavage. advance. No matter what Madisonwoman Unfortunately, her first appearance was not does, it is the audience that will make or break v>. well received. I was Hot here to witness the her. first reactions toward Madisonman: I only hope it was more supportive than the one I For the benefit of those who missed the witnessed toward his female counterpart. occasion. Madisonwoman appeared in a Founded 1922 costume not unlike that of last year's It takes a lot of courage and spirit to go Madisonman. She performed several aerials before a crowd of thousands, especially to try and back handsprings, skipped up and down to rouse some support for a team that is behind Editor Chris Kouba on the scoreboard. It is understandable that Managing Editor Martha Stevens both sides of the stadium and received almost Business Manager Diane Dunn the crowd might be a little surprised at first no response. ~y-> and unsure of how to respond. But it is in- I say almost because the newest fraternity News Editor Jeff Gammage on this campus gave a spirited response. The Editorial Editor Rick Settle brothers in Lamba Chi Alpha sat together in Feature Editor Lori Beth Reubusti M«dUonwoman didn't have the stands and provided encouragement to the Sports Editor Richard Amacher, football team and the band as well as Assistant Sports Editor Jeff Nuckles much to work with Madisonwoman. It is too bad that they were Photography Editor Yo Nagaya the exception and not the rule. Art Editor Pat Butters I could turn the whole affair into a women's Production Managers Brenda Morgan. Ruth Sharpe conceivable that the incident should pass by liberation issue, but I don't feel that her gender almdst unnoticed. Q^ had anything to do with her lack of success. It Advisers Flip DeLuca. Alan Neckowitz. David Some might argue that Madisonwoman's is possible that she could use this to her ad- Wendelken performance lacked crowd appeal. This is a vantage Her gender leaves open the field for Newsrpom 433-6127 valid argument, however, it must also be Hussiness Office 433-6596 admitted that the crowd did not give her unlimited remarks from enthusiastic males in anything to work with. I'm sure she would have the audience. appreciated any kind of reaction, negative or Madisonwoman does not discourage easily The Breeze is published every Monday and Thursday except where . otherwise noted positive. Her whole purpose is to involve the and will make another appearance at the next Correspondence should be addressed to The Breeze, crowd. She will be the first to admit that she is game. Hopefully the reception then will be Wme Price Building. James Madison University. Harrisonburg, Virginia i making a fool of herself. There's no easier way lively ??S07 ^-trfJters to the editor are welcomed All letters must be typed, signed, and to attract attention than to give people include the authors address and telephone number lor verification. Un- something to ridicule. Madisonwoman really does have a great signed letters will be published unsolicited editorials may be used at There may be several other reasons ouestspots deal to ofrerin the way of entertainment and an material iseditedat the discretion ot the editor Madisonwoman's first appearance failed. One school spirit^jfihe^s very fun-loving, extremely Unsiqned editorials give the ma|ority opinion ol The Breeze editors might be that the crowd was too involved in the lively, and shyness is unknown to her. If she i.e'ters. columns, reviews and guestspots are the opinions ot their authors and not necessarily those ot The Breeze editors or the students, faculty or game to allow anyone, even a buxom purple is willing in give this much of herself, then the stall ol James Madison University , ■ **> and gold contortionist, to divert its attention. least we the audience can do is meet her half Comments and complaints about The Breeze should be addressed to A very feasible excuse is that this was her way and show some support Good luck. ' Chris Kouba, editor ol The Breeze , first attempt and she really had no idea of Madisonwoman' ' • V THE RREKZE Monday. September 21. 1981. Page 27 >M^| ~ReaderslForu Battered chick* Reader*, Ad fowls-up Cartoon not funny write To the editor: To the editor: As I was reading the Sept 17. examination would be for In the past two issues Of The knocked around. issue of The Breeze. I hap- women. I think it is ironic that Breeze, a local restaurant And how far will this pened upon Mark Legan's chain openly advertised seeming support for sadism this piece of sexist trash battered chickens. progress? Such fowl play, Naturally, our feathers appeared in The Breeze only once started, is hard to stop. "Break-onThru" cartoon, two weeks after a front page were ruffled. We were ap- We would not be surprised to proclaiming "Free breast palled and disappointed that a *r examinations" by a story concerning the attack of worthy publication like The open the next issue of the \ a woman on campus was paper and find an ad for printed. Breeze would contribute to battered wives (with coupon). sleazy panhandler standing on such fowl play. Such cruelty We realize The Breeze does a street corner. I think that The Breeze must certainly should not be tolerated! These need advertising to fund its the "art" is definitely in bad be desperate for material, and Mr. Legan's "art" would best publication. However, in leaders should address typed chickens have it difficult dealing with good taste, we be appreciated if it would enough trying to supply us etters to Chris Kouba. editor, taste, and is. in a word, believe The Breeze has come disgusting. with enough instant eggs for rrhe Breeze. Wine-Price. All "Break-on-Thru" to the nut with egg on its face. etters must be signed and Since breast cancer is a Gibbons Dining Hall without Julie Cohen nearest trash can. ■Mi " »ving to worry about being nciude telephone number disease common in women. I Carole Nash Viek\ LeBlanc was led to believe that this Take JMU's ups and downs Elevators: for the ride of your life By DIANE DUNN People are really the side show in an "Busch Gardens has the best rides around." I elevator ride at JMU. The main attraction and ME" WHAT heard a guy say the other day. "No way," ultimate thrill comes from the elevator itself. replied his friend. "Kings Dominion, man. The All of the elevators on campus have their own Rebel Yell can't be beat" The truth is that distinct personality. James Madison University has rides that will There's always that sense of fear when you top an amusement park any day. get in a JMU elevator—will you make it to the If you want a chilling experience just step top after all ? I remember my freshman year, a C w££M^t>- into a campus elevator. You will go for a real girl put our dorm elevator on hold and left the ride. door open. When she came back, she almost fell into an empty elevator shaft. Tell me that Everyone knows how people act in is not more exciting than The Loch Ness elevators—there is a certain etiquette in- Monster. volved. One is not allowed to look directly at a The elevator in Hoffman Hall is a true ex- stranger. If you should, happen to make eye perience meant only for those with iron con- contact, the only solution is to stare at your stitutions—no pregnant ladies or people with feet. Some people train their eyes on the floor, heart conditions allowed. It always starts out numbers above the door or look at their hands, with a tremendous thud. Experienced Hoffman but feet staring is the sign of a truly refined residents have learned to keep their knees bent elevator rider in order toabsorb the shock. After the first jolt, Of course, tr.are usually are some pretty the car shimmies and shakes its way to each interesting things in elevators which a lot of floor in a manner reminiscent of the great San people miss. There are always phone numbers Francisco earthquake. and comments about people etched into the Another popular JMU hair-raiser is the paint. I always wonder how people manage to Warren Campus Center elevator (when it's find the opportunity or the means to scratch working). It usually takes about 10 minutes for through six layers of paint just to write "K.F. it to reach your floor once you have called it. forever." There must be people out there who but the wait is usually worthwhile. It's great carry around special razors and knives just to watching someone who is riding in it for the immortalize "The Greatful Dead." (It's first time. They keep punching the number of always amusing when the graffiti is the floor they want until it starts moving. misspelled.) I'm pretty curious about about Once the doors close, the novice immediately how long these elevator authors take to starts guessing at which set of doors will open. complete their masterpieces. Do they ride up I love it when some really laid back rider is and down 10 or 12 times until they finish, or do leaning against the wrong door when the they just put the contraption" on emergency elevator stops and falls nonchalantly back- hold? wards. It's always nice to try to call the elevator to The most sophisticated elevator is in the your floor when someone has it has stopped. Education and Human Services building. It is You have about eight books, an umbrella and great for all you science fiction fans. The your backpack as you trudge up six flights of minute you step in you know you are in for a stairs When you get to the top. you find some treat. The shiny, jet black walls reflect the #* girl with her hand holding the elevator door modernistic light bulbs suspended above your open and babbling about this guy named head. As you press the floor number you expect Buford she just met. to hear an All clear" command from Mission All kinds of people ride the elevators. Lovers Control."All right. Scotty. Take her to warp looking cow-eyed at each other or making out speed." you say. You are almost in hyper- in the corner make the ride interesting. What space—you can see Han Solo's Miilinium about the claustrophobics? You can always Falcon shooting through the galactic light spot someone who hates close spaces. By the bulbs. Suddenly, the car stops. The doors open. time they reach the top. they are usually Is Darth Vader getting on? No it's just a dripping with sweat, have turned a sort of professor. Wow. what a cosmic experience! green and resemble lime jello. The most annoying elevator riders are those So next time you get the urge to try who only ride up one floor. Don't you just go something unusual, see normal people act crazy when you are trying to get to Duke's strange or take atrip to outerspace, don* Grill before your ID time expires and Jie car spend a weekend and hard-earned cash on stops on the first floor for people who want to some amusement park. Just hop on a JMU get off on the mezzanine? elevator and go for the ride of your life. Page. 28. THE BREEZE Monday. September 21. 1981 Woodchoppers highlight festivities State rodeo features local talent By MARTHA STEVENS Childhood dreams of Paul Bunyan came to life Saturday at the Virginia State Cham- pionship Woodchopping Rodeo held during the Valley Day festivities. Local professional woodchoppers par- ticipated in the event sponsored by Neff Lumber Mills. Inc. of Broadway. Va. The woodchoppers tested their strengths and skills in the speed chop, ax throw, rail-splitting, one- -JL- man buck and two-man buck for about $1,000 in prize money. For Bernie Weisgerber. Don Liscom and Leroy Weaver, the top three winners, respectively, the contests are challenging and fun. All three men are veterans of both local and out of-state woodchopping rodeos. "The biggest thing about the contest is that most people also work with you. They're loggers of one sort or another." said Weisgerber. Physical condition is an important factor in the contests, particularly in the rail-splitting event, in which endurance is essential, Weisgerber said. Surprisingly enough, most of the nation's top woodchoppers are in their 40s or 50s, Weisgerber added. He attributes- this to the right tools, proper maintenance of them and technique. "The wind goes first when you get older, but the technique is improved and you do better overall then." Weisgerber said. In Saturday's competition, cottonwood was used in the events. The other popular wood used in East Coast rodeos is poplar, which Liscom said is better on the ax blades. "It is very technical to sharpen for different woods." Liscom said, adding "The best insight on what to use is necessary." Weisgerber noted that although he won the grand prize, his overall strategy had not worked just right. He did not participate in the rail-splitting contest since that event depends on the luck of the draw on the woodchopper's choice of log. v In the other events such as the ax throw. Weisgerber said it demands 100 percent ac- curacy and pure technique. The speed chop or ax chop was another event. Both Liscom. who is from Luray. Va. and Weaver, from Staunton. Va.. are excellent in the speed chop, according to Weisgerber. Two other events, though similar in format, require different skills. The one-man and two- man buck or cross-cut saw competition are Weisgerber's favorite events. The two-man cross-cut saw does not require stamina, but technique and strength are very important. Weisgerber attributes this to the split-second of rest that occurs between the two men's sawing motions. The one-man cross-cut saw is a real "killer" because there is no rest, according to Weisgerber. "Of all the events, this is the toughest in my opinion. I like it." Weisgerber won this event on Saturday. "I would like to see the contest continued," Liscom said, adding "There is too much em- phasis on other sports. This is short-time exertion, but it demands very hard work." (Top to bottom, left to right) THE VIRGINIA State Championship Wood- chopping Rodeo was held at .JMU on Saturday. Grand prize winner Bernie Weisgerber and his partner participate in the two-man buck or cross-cut saw event. Leroy Weaver of Staunton competes in the ax throw contest. Don Liscom, second -?m place runner-up. concentrates on the rail- splitting contest.