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VOLUME LIII. STATE COLLEGE STATION, NORTH DAKOTA, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 1938. NUMBER 18 June Lowe Picked For Leading Role CHOSEN ; Blue Key Makes Final Choice; REPRESENTATIVE SENIORS Yet To Find Leading Man Arneson, Borke, Goplen, Students! Wouldst New Play Slated Piper, Olson, Weir, Anderson, Dahm, Fly And Be Paid Pederson, Weltzin, Brainerd, Ladwig, Myron, Stenehjem, For February 23 Carlson Are Starred For It By Uncle Sam? "Pride and Prejudice", a drama Get ready : Lights ! Action ! Music! Sanders, Smith, Wattam adapted by Helen Jerome from the Would you be interested in learning to novel by Jane Austin, will be presented Director Robert Sanders, Business Manager Martin Wolfe fly and at the same time be paid for as the third in the series of Little Coun- and company have marched into the valley of the 1600 in the last Committee of Four Faculty Members - learning? This is the chance being of- try Theater players this year. The two weeks, gunning for the cream of campus dramatic talent to fered students of NDSC. The U. S. drama is slated Wednesday evening, be harmonized into Tangerine, the 1938 Bison Brevities vehicle. Make Final Decision From Army Air Corps has contacted the col- Feb. 23. They have returned from the chase with all but a leading man. lege authorities and Colonel Easton of When the two-day Blue Key-spon- Student-Faculty Suggestions the military department and have made Virginia Smith and Roland Barnick sored production opens on April 7, arrangements to be at the physical edu- are cast in leads, playing the parts of June Lowe, a home economics junior, cation building on April 4. Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy. In the supporting cast are Thad Ful- will be out front as Shirley Dalton, the News reluctantly broke last night naming the following as You will be trained in the latest type show's leading lady. Prominent femi- representative seniors to be honored in the portrait section of the airplanes for one year at Randolph ler, Mr. Bennet; Edward O'Brien, Hill; Dorothy Bentley, Mrs. Bennet; Gwen- nine supporting roles will be taken by Bison yearbook : Reuben Gordan Arneson of Fargo, Millard Borke Field, Texas. During the year you will Ruth Piper, senior in education who be paid $75 per month plus food, dor- dolyn Stenehjem, Lady Lucas; Ruth of Hillsboro, Orville Goplen of Hannaford, Francis Ladwig of Piper, Jane Bennet; LaVaun Anderson, was a lead in last year's show, as Noa; Fargo, Lois Myron of Ames, Iowa, Robert Sanders of Fargo, Vir- mitory, free medical attention, tailor Shirley Olson, a freshman in home eco- made uniforms, all other necessary Lydia Bennet; Justin Brainerd, Mr. ginia Smith of Fargo, Gwendolyn Stenehjem of Bottineau, and Binley; Robert Nicols, Mr. Collins; nomics, as Elsie Loring; Lorraine Weir, Evelyn Wattam of Fargo. clothing, and transportation to Ran- senior in home economics, as Kate dolph Field. Requirements are: (1) Richard Hoag, Mr. Wickham; Margery From twenty-one lists of private se- Pfeffer, Miss Bingley; Mildred Boettch- Allen; and Marie Anderson, home eco- lections submitted by twelve well unmarried citizen of U. S. (2) Between nomics freshman, as Mildred Floyd. ages of 20 and 27. (3) Two years of er, Mrs. Gardner; Frances Tourtlotte, known students and nine prominent Lady Catherine DeB'ourgh; Virginia Five men have been chosen for the faculty members, the professorial com- college credits. (4) Pass the physical six male leads. They will be subject examination. It is not necessary to be Runyan, Mrs. Lakee, and Margaret mittee of four, including Dean Dinan, Cadieux, the maid. to re-casting until a leading man is chairman, Dean of Men Sevrinson, Dr. in the ROTC to be eligible. definitely determined. Temporarily One Medical Corps officer and two Miss Carol Ladwig is coach and A. Roy Pederson, a freshman in arts and W. C. Hunter, and Acting-dean Rush G. Arvold, general director. made the final selections and commit- Air Corps officers will be here to con- sciences, and Dick Weltzin, sophomore ted the information that the whole stu- duct the examinations and qualificati- in civil engineering will contest for the dent body annually anxiously awaits ons. They will be well supplied with heavy part of Joe Perkins, the king of in the mails. the details and information regarding Erickson the Isle of Tangerine. Supporting roles, This is the first year that any news the life, classes, and anything else you To Speak subject to readjustment, will be taken concerning the final selections for the may want to know. by Justin Brainerd, arts and sciences Bison Representative Senior Section At Convocation senior, as Fred Allen; Ray Dahm, has been allowed to be scooped by June Lowe sophomore in arts and sciences, or John either the Spectrum or the Forum. Carlson, freshman in architecture, as The news was allowed out this year Next Wednesday Lee Loring, and Carl Westberg, phar- because it is commonly realized the macy freshman, as Clarence, the king's stooge. Final shiftings will place one ease with which the news in years Morris Erickson, '31, secretary of the Blue Key Chooses past has leaked about the campus. This of these men as the Warden of Ali- North Dakota Farmers' Union will speak mony Jail, New York. story makes the honorary appoint- on "Education and the World Today" ments official, if semi-formal. Six New Men As The cast will meet for the first of- at convocation next Wed. morning. Be- ficial rehearsal on Monday at 8:30 p.m. sides being secretary of the state or- The Tangerine police force, in reality ganization Mr. Erickson is a member- Honored Initiates a male quartet, will be determined of the national board of directors of dyring a tryout at 4 p. m. Tuesday in Arneson Honored Six, one senior and five juniors, were ENIGMA the Farmers' Union. He has appear- Festival hall. Candidates include Carl elected to membership in the AC chap- White, Lloyd Jones, Ole Quamme, A Bob Sanders Nightmare ed over NBC as a speaker on the Farm- By Phi Kappa Phi ers' Union program of the National ter of Blue Key, national honorary Robert Nelson, Gordon Brandes, Har- This is not a picture of an ermine- Farm and Home Hour. service fraternity, at election last night. old Clausson, Howard Barrett, Oliver They are William Stewart, senior, wrapped cobra doing the rhumba at Mr. Erickson when attending NDSC Uthus, John Plath, Eugene Paulson and Reuben Gordan Arneson has receiv- James Critchfield, Ralph Dahl, John Alfred Thompson. ed the endorsement of the local chap- the North Pole! It's a panoramic view was a founder of Sigma Delta, discus- McDonald, James McGregor, and ter of Phi Kappa Phi as an applicant of the brain of Bob Sanders, 1938 sion group organized under the Carne- A girls singing and dancing chorus James Elwin, juniors. of 16 members will be selected at a for the Sparks Memorial Graduate Bison Brevities director, on the verge gie Peace Foundation, member of Pi Stewart, applied arts and sciences, Scholarship. From the national or- Gamma Mu, social science honor soci- Festival hall tryout at 4 o'clock, Fri- of seeing snakes. Alpha Tau Omega, has been outstand- ganization of Phi Kappa Phi three re- ety, president of the Lincoln Debate so- day, Feb. 11. Candidates include Pa- "Men may come and men may go, ing on The Spectrum and Bison staffs, tricia Oram, Mildred Corcoran, Clarice cipients are chosen each year to re- ciety, and member of Theta Chi, social the Bison Brevities production staff, ceive this $500 fellowship which en- but I go on forever, looking for a fraternity. Lee, Virginia Johnston, Barbara Isaacs, Little Country theatre plays, intercol- Helen Sletvold, Doris Solberg, Mildred ables a student to take graduate work leading man for Tangerine," Sanders As a student Mr. Erickson assisted legiate debate and intercollegiate ten- Cone, Dorothy Cone, Virginia McMil- in any university he chooses. laments. Morris Erickson Dr. A. F. Hunsaker in social and po- nis. Critchfield, Alpha Tau Omega, is During his four years on this cam- litical science. He graduated from the lan, Marjorie Gaetz, Louise Crosby, Some fine, broad-shouldered men editor-in-chief of the 1938 Bison, assis- Virginia Johnson, Helen Landbloom, pus Arneson has held a constantly have taken their tonsils for a sleigh NOTICE—ALL NYA STUDENTS school of education with majors in his- tant business manager of The Spec- tory and political science. Bernice Peterson, Shirley Parizek, high average and for four terms main- ride over at the Festival hall stage. Because all employee reports must trum, was president of the freshman tained the highest undergraduate scho- Mary See, Mary Mahlman and Mar- Some have flirted with the voice be filled out and sent in from this class and is now president of the North Olson. lastic average. At present he is en- guerite range of Dick Owens, the leading man, office next week, it is imperative KAPPA DELTA HOLDS PARTY Central Conference Intercollegiate Tryouts for radio announcers to con- rolled in Arts and Sciences and intends which runs from a B flat below middle that those students who have not Press association. duct Bison Brevities publicity skits to study in the field, public adminis- C through G, but somehow, as Judges filled in their hour cards up-to-date With proceeds obtained from a bene- MacGregor, Alpha Gamma Rho, ag- over WDAY under the direction of Ken tration as a graduate student. Leon Hartwell, Martin Wolfe, Marjorie come in and do so immediately. fit bridge held two weeks ago, pledges riculture, is treasurer of Saddle and Kennedy, station program director, The local committee for the Sparks Pfeffer, Margaret Calhoun, Bill Stew- Those NYA students who have not of Kappa Delta sorority will entertain Sirloin, athletic commissioner on the will be held Tuesday, Feb. 15. All ap- Memorial consists of Matilda Bea art and Sanders grabbed their chairs done this before Saturday noon (to- active members and their escorts at a student body and one of the directors plicants for radio positions must re- Thompson, chairman, Prof. H. S. Rush, in anticipation, something went Hooey. morrow) will automatically forfeit party in the upstairs "Y" tonight. Dr. of the Little International Livestock port to the Bison Brevities office be- and Prof. H. F. McColly. Those with dramatic ability cracked their paycheck. and Mrs. F. J. Brinley and Mr. and show. Elwin, Theta Chi, applied arts fore Monday at 6 p.m. around G. Those who could cut the —C. A. Severinson, Director. +Mrs. Ernst VanVlissingen will chaper- and sciences, is business manager of Two specialty dancers for King Joe vocalizing failed to display an iota of one. the Spectrum, was assistant manager Perkins' court will be chosen next acting ability. Decorations will feature hearts and of the Engineers ball and a member of week. valentines and Babe Scott's band will the inter-fraternity council. Blue Key To Back So what to do? The directors might NOTICE! send a man down to Rochester, Minn., furnish music. The affair will be the McDonald, agriculture, Alpha Gam- for a throat operation. And there's Pictures may now be rented from annual winter term party for the sorori- ma Rho, is manager of the 1938 Little Kappa Psi Pledges Snow-Model Fete ty. still a possible dark horse hanging the Art club. International Livestock show, was as- Entertain Actives around the office, but the aforesaid big sistant manager of the 1937 Little In- Campus organizations will compete shots would rather find a white hope ternational and a member of the AC A party given by the pledges of Kap- in a snow modeling contest as part of who can walk right up and yodel the livestock judging show. Dahl, chemi- pa Psi in honor of the activities will be a city-wide contest being sponsored part like a miniature Frank Parker. NDSC Visitors, Famed Speech cal engineering, Sigma Phi Delta, is held Saturday night at the College Y by WDAY with cooperation of the Maybe somewhere among the approxi- member of Kappa Kappa Psi, honor- with dancing from 9:00 to 11:30 p. m. WPA service bureau and the City of mately 1690 students at NDSC there is ary band fraternity, and the Chemis- Dr. and Mrs. C. I. Nelson and Sgt. and Fargo. Blue Key will be sponsoring a reticent man with a golden voice. If Teachers, Explain Their Work try club. He is secretary of Sigma Phi Mrs. L. L. Detroit will be chaperones. unit on the campus. so, kindly clip this coupon, collect 10 Delta and is a transfer from Luther people an opportunity to hear all sides Honored guests include Dean and Mrs. Maurice Benidt, as Blue Key's King Bull Durham sacks and come ove rto "There are over 15 million speech college. of the question and to make a better W. F. Sudro, Mr. and Mrs. K. Redman, ISno Ball, will direct competition. Con- the Bison Brevities office. Or bet- defectives in the United States," ex- claimed Mr. Bryng Bryngelson,- direc- decision relative to the new problems," Prof. Mattys Johngeward, and Mr. and test ends Feb. 28. Entries may be ter yet, forget about that stuff and Mrs. Vern Johnson. judged anytime until that date. Judges tor of the speech clinic at the Uni- said Mr. Ewbank, chairman of the uni- Barr Opens Art Exhibit RUSH right over for a tryout. San- versity radio commission, operating of the city event will serve in the ders would gladly give a block of re- versity of Minnesota, between appoint- two 5,000 watt stations in Wisconsin. In Old Main Today college contest. served seats to the man who can take ments last Friday morning, while con- His special problem was to help clubs Competition will be in fraternity and the Tangerine overseers out of their ducting conferences here with Mr. H. An exhibit of the paintings of Prof. Ladwig To Talk To YW L. Ewbank of the speech department of work out problems concerning the sorority divisions. Other organizations dilemna. Paul Barr, head of the Art department the University of Wisconsin. school systems, and introducing dis- such as the Co-op House, Y Dugout, at the NDU, opened today in Old Main This term's "All YW" meeting will Home Management House, Ceres Hall Mr. Bryngelson stated his depart- cussion groups into the schools for the under the sponsorship of the Art club. NOTICE be held next Thursday evening in the and Boys' Dormitory are expected to ment deals with and treats folks for community at large. Among the pieces being shown are his In co-operation with agriculture ex- Y dining room in the form of a supper compete. Prizes will be awarded in Somebody on this campus is certainly speech and personality disorders, such well known works done abroad in tension, group discussions were carried meeting. Miss Carol Ladwig will talk both divisions. cussing now because they lost their as left-handedness, lisping, dialect de- France and Holland and those done in faults, stuttering, and backwardness. out on "Who Should Pay the Doctor's on "Jokes," as the major event of the Benidt has called a meeting of rep- eye glasses, but if that person will see this country. Especially notable is his evening. resentatives of campus organizations Dave Brindle, janitor at the Physical By helping the unfortunates, they may Bills," "How Can the Buyer Get His painting of The Narrows at Devils Money's Worth," and "Can America At 5:30 all members of the YWCA Tuesday afternoon at 4:30 in the Bison Education building, he will give her entirely overcome the fear of stut- Lake and a group of pictures done in tering, and the result will be the dis- Remain Neutral?" Each discussion will dine together for the price of ten office. Mrs. Margaret Ziner, who is in the pair that he swept up after the the Badlands of North Dakota. cents. Jane Roderick, Mary Beth direct charge of the contest, will be Charity Ball. He also has a couple of continuation of the stuttering habit. group chooses its own topic. In connection with a general adult ' A member of the Art club will at- Lewis, and Julia Ann Reynolds are in present at this meeting to explain de- men's Scotch plaid caps that have been One of the best ways of doing this is tend the exhibit from 8 a. m. to 6 p.m. by introducing a sense of humor in education movement through the coun- charge of the supper, which will be tails of the contest. lying around for a couple of weeks daily and from 8 a.m. to 12 noon Sat- followed by a musical program under as well as sundry other articles. Now regard to the habit. try, these two men spent a part of last week assisting A. G. Arvold begin urday, and from 3 to 5 p. m. Sunday. the direction of Mary Sherwood. NOTICE as ever the owner can have the same "Based on the idea that in a democ- Pieces from the collection may be racy, citizens ought to vote intelligently work in these fields in the Little Coun- This is your meeting, YW members. YMCA cabinet meeting on Thursday, by calling for and identifying the found bought at the quoted prices. Come out to it. February 22, at 7:00 p.m. articles. on current problems, we are giving the try Theater. One of America's Finest Restaurants OWVV- )/. See our Special Menu—It's made out for you

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but there are very few now who do not think over the week-end. . . Kieth Strinden SPECTRUM that the restriction idea has gone to a perfectly ' 35 called at the house Monday night. • • • At the Movies Official publication of the students of the North Dakota asinine extreme since the recent clamping down State college published every Friday during the school year. on fraternity entertainment rules. What puts Kappi Psi— Al ANON The romantic principals of "The the whole setup in a most ridiculous light is the The following officers were installed Prisoner of Zenda" are played by 19,7 Member 193$ fact that the social constitution and by-laws Monday night: President, Clyde Yeo firl Munn* Madeleine Carroll and Ronald Colman Associated GptletSiate Press have not even been renovated in the last ten of Cathay; vice president, Fay San- in David 0. Selznick's lavish screen ders of Leeds; treasurer Percy Hagen version of the famous Anthony Hope DistrAmtce of years ! The musty antedated rules were made of Kenmare; secretary, Eugene Lee of All has been quiet on 'the Brevities romance coming to the Fargo Theatre when the fraternities on this campus had house- Fergus Falls, and historian, Frank Din- front this week: We can only go back next Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Collegiate Digest in the files MEMBER NORTH CENTRAL PRESS ASSOCIATION mothers. Years ago fraternity financial straits yer of Mandan. . . . Mr. and Mrs. Vin- for a preview of what is Wednesday. prohibited this extravagance, and since that cent of Fortuna visited their son, John, " . . . the dance director: All right Coming to the Grand Theatre next Entered as second class matter at the State College Sta- time there have been none. . . . But the girls . . . James Brady visited at his home girls, let's go! Form a line. Now Wednesday and Thursday is RKO Ra- tion under the Act of March 8, 1879. plus chaperone rule governing fraternity enter- several days last week. Mrs. Vincent spread out a little. Legs together. dio's "Victoria the Great." Starring Hold it! 0. K. We'll take that routine TELEPHONE 2221 tainment was recognized to be ambiguous, so was a house guest for Sunday dinner. Anna Neagle, this production has all it went lazily unchanged and lazily unenforced. a a a once without the music. Ready! 1-2, the action, beauties, and properties EDITORIAL STAFF Delta Tau Epsilon— 1-2-3. Now pick it up. No, wait a that can be embodied in the pictorial- Now, at this late date when things are being minute. You can't drag it. Now let's see Editor-in-Chief Glenn T. McCleary, instructor in vo- ized five different stages of Queen Vic- _George Putz inspected with sharper eyes, the awkward rule those arms moving, that swing, and re- toria's long life. Associate Editor cational agriculture at Stephen, Minn., John Lynch is being unconditionally enforced without benefit member the smiles. I want to see those At the State Theatre next week: Associate Editor ._Florenz Dinwoodie of premonition. who was here Saturday with his judg- heads tilted. 0. K. Music!" ing team in a livestock judging prac- Sunday and Monday, Tyrone Power, Desk Editor _Phyllis Rowe Why ?—because, say the powers that be, it • a a tice, visited at the house and also in- Loretta Young and Don Ameche in Sports Editor Sam Tolchinsky isn't good business to have a rule that isn't " . . . they call the Bison Brevities "Love in News"; Tuesday and Wed- troduced us to his four boys. Bill Mc- cast a stock company because every- Editorials __Jack Clason enforced. They also say that while it is being Enroe, Ralph Thibodo, Chauncey Ben- nesday, Guy Kibbee, Frank McHugh, one in it works like horses." and Joan Blondell in "Three Men on Proofreader Barbara Gwyther so senselessly enforced they will go about son and John Field. . . . Dean Vigen, * * * a Horse"; Thursday and Friday, War- Proofreader. _William Buck changing the social rules and bring them all up who is employed at Lake Park, visited to date. " . . . cut in on the director's fight ren William and Karen Morley in With the Greeks __Patricia Oram with us last Sunday night. talk: Now I realize that we're all Verdine Rice pledged this week. "Outcast"; and for Saturday only, Paul Society Editor Patricia Oram Well, that is very nice. When will the new amateurs, but this show's got to have * * Lukas and Ketti Gallian in "Espion- rules come out ? Tomorrow, perhaps ? Perhaps a professional touch. People are ex- REPORTERS age." is right! We know jolly well from the example Sigma Chi— pecting something big and we've got to Alfred Mm-fin, Virginia Runyan, Jean Renwick, set by the new interfraternity constitution that Sam Dobervich, who is teaching at give it to them. You're going to have Helmuth Freischle, Mike Catalano, Jane Blair, it won't be much before the first of June before Page, spent the week-end at the chap- to make sacrifices — plenty of them. Movie Calendar Jo Erickson, Stanley Jacobson, Alice Zimmer, the clumsy process of local law will smooth the ter house . . . Orville Sorvik, who is We're going to have to drive. drive, Kay Keogh, Dorothy Rau, Rosemary Kniefel, teaching at Evansville, Minnesota, was drive from here on in. And I think CUT THIS OUT FOR YOUR wrinkles out of the delapidated social rules! CONVENIENCE and John O'Day. May these words have their good effect. a guest at the house during the week- we're going to have a lot of fun doing end . . . . Robert Benson spent the it, if everyone has the right spirit. The WEEK STARTING FEB. 13 BUSINESS STAFF These are not my private opinions and convic- week-end at his home in Michigan. tions, although I sympathize with them. They show must be a succession of details Business Manager______Jim Elwin * * skillfully executed—and until we've are the honestly reflected opinion of the student mastered these details, there'll be no Fargo Theatre Associate Manager_ _Dick Cook body. Phi Omega Pi— Mrs. Renwick visited her daughter, letup. Are you with me? Tomorrow, Sun., Mon., Tues., Wed. Solicitors: Dick Hoag and Dick Knapp. at 7:30—we're going to practice late..." Hurray For the Lloyds Jean, during the week . . Mrs. Fitjar * * * Feb. 13-14-15-16 was a guest at the house on Friday .. . Ronald Colman — Madeleine Carroll There will be an exchange pot-luck And that is the kind of a column, —in— There is a fellow in the band named Lloyd kiddies, that results when the publicity with the Gamma Phi's next Monday "THE PRISONER OF ZENDA" Collins who is a musical genius. He can play a manager delegates zylophone, a clarinet, and both the Hammond night . . . The Alums were guests of • The Editor's Corner the chapter Monday night. . . . Elaine the assistant pub- Thurs., Fri., Sat —Feb. 17-18-19 and the wind-pipe organs. Of all the unassum- licity manager to Helland spent the week-end at her "IT'S LOVE I'M AFTER" ing, unobstrusive, self-effacing assets that this home in Arthur . . . Dorothy Green- grind something out, —with— and aforementioned Mr. Arvold, Give Us Chimes! school has, he takes the cake. Two weeks ago land, Bismarck, was a guest at the Bette Davis—Leslie Howard when the band gave its wonderful gratis con- house on Sunday. assistant gives the So many students have been heard to ex- cert he stole the show. Some in the audience job to an acquaint- claim with joy over the chimes we heard Mon- that night expected him to get up and direct the ance who winds up without a column, Grand Theatre day afternoon that I think we should have the last number. Those who have not heard him but with 'a head Sun., Mon., Tues.—Feb. play should follow the band more closely or 13-14-15 pleasure of hearing more of them. Possibly that feels like a col- "MERRY-GO-ROUND OF 1938" if they were played in the mornings before the visit Stone's music store and listen to him play umn had fallen on —with— eight o'clock classes it would be more appropri- classics, jazz, or anything else that is found it, 15 minutes be- Bert Lahr—Jimmy Savo ate. There is something about the custom that in printed music on the Hammond organ that foe e vteher, des et a udlpi neth. Billy House they have there. He is really good. We want rest this week, for we've Alice Brady—Mischa Auer makes one feel good. I've often read about the Kappa Delta pledges are honoring coming at you next time with some • • a students of the University of Paris who gather ever so much more of him. the actives Friday from 8:30 to 11:30 colossal news. We might even tell Wed., Thurs.—Feb. 16-17 around the campus at night singing songs in Another fellow in the band plays the trom- p.m. at the college YMCA. In charge you about a big entertainment feature "VICTORIA THE GREAT" chorus--no one sponsors the activity, it seems bone. His name is Lloyd, too. Lloyd Jensen, of arrangements are Bonnie Grays, suggested by Manny Ladwig, if you're —with— Tokio, N. D., Ione Sorvick, Barnesville, to have grown into a tradition all by itself, the last week's trombone soloist who broadcast over good children. Anna Neagle — Anton Walbrook result of a collective and irrepressible desire on the radio is a sophomore with more possibilities Minn., and Mary Knox of Hope, N. D. * * * * * • the part of the students to show their fraternal as an entertaining student than most people. * And by the way, you probably no- Fri., Sat.—Feb. 18-19 enthusiasm. Purdue, too, has some such uplift- Nothing is better for this school than such talent The active chapter of Sigma Chi ticed those pictures inserted in this "THE TEXAS TRAIL" ing device. We all want chimes here. If we unselfishly displayed. will be entertained by the pledges at column on your —with- lived closer together and nearer the campus, I'm It's a Screwy Business Festival hall on Friday. Robert Ben- way down. That WM. BOYD sure we would be howling for them. Mr. Arvold, son of Michigan is in charge. Mr. one at the right is please give us more chime music. The other day while Bill Stewart, Alice and Mrs. T. W. Johnson and Sgt. and Marion Anstett .. . Mrs. Detroit will chaperon. a somphomore . . . State Theatre Zimmer, and a conglomeration of newsminds * * * Smedley Butler—There's a Chance were hovering about discussing ideas for the sister of the 1937 Sun., Mon.—Feb. 13-14 B. B. director. Her TYRONE rah-rah section of this Friday's Spectrum, Jim- About 25 couples are expected for POWER—LORETTA Smedley Butler will be in Bismarck soon to the informal party to be given by the phone number is YOUNG—DON AMECHE give a talk and it is just possible that we may my Critchfield came slithering in all sticky with Kappa Phi fraternity at the college 1918-W, but don't —in— lure him to visit our campus. The Y cabinet a novel idea for editorial pictures. He said it YMCA on Saturday. Chaperons for bother calling for "LOVE IS NEWS" has an embryonic plan to raise some money and wouldn't come to much—only a hundred-some the party will be Dr. and Mrs. C. I. her line will be con- * • * help foot the bill for his appearance. When the bucks for a camera and bits of equipment and a Nelson and Sgt. and Mrs. Detroit. Sid- nected with 2221. Tues., Wed.—Feb. 15-16 cabinet breaks out with its idea let's all help flat-bottomed boat for the spring thaw, etc., ney LeBein, McHenry, N. D., is in Marion is the secre- "3 MEN ON A HORSE" them with it. et.—and suddenly, in the midst of the ensuing charge. _ tart' for TANGER- —with— a * * INE. Marjorie Pfeffer is a senior .. . Frank McHugh—joan Blondell powwow and laughter, someone tapped me on * Phooey To Your Social Rules! the shoulder. Alpha Tau Omega pledges will sister of Eloise . . . serving as script • * I honor the actives in Festival Hall from girl for the show. If these girls have Thurs., Fri.—Feb. 17-18 looked around. It was a horse. He said, anything to say about it, TANGERINE, One would judge by the attitude prevalent "Is this Santa Anita?" 9:00 to 12:00 p. m. on Saturday. Bud "OUTCAST" the 1938 'Bison Brevities, to be pres- —with— among the students that the hands of the Social I said no. Heiberg, Fargo, is in charge of ar- rangements. Sergeant and Mrs. White ented April 7 and 8, will not be a Warren William—Karen Morley Committee were all thumbs. There are very He said, "How do you like the traffic cop ?" lemon, nor even an orange resembling few students that do not realize that there must * * will chaperone. • • • The Mandarin. It will be magnificent! Saturday Only—Feb. 19 be restrictions in the social rules of a college, • • "ESPIONAGE" So you can tell by that what state we're in. The Gamma Phi Beta Mothers club Bison Brevities Potpourri: Show —with— will honor the fathers and daughters managers still giving tryouts to promis- Edmund Lowe—Madge Evans Paris visited in Wahpeton on Saturday. at a dinner Friday evening at 7 o'clock ing persons two weeks after official ... Josephine passed cigars to the Theta at the Graver Hotel . . . Mrs. E. A. competition is over. .. . Sanders con- WITH THE GREEKS Chis on Monday evening. Calhoun is chairman with Mrs. C. H. stantly on the lookout for some dark * a Patterson and Mrs. J. A. Garrity as- Moorhead Theatre horse who could go to town as Dick, Sigma Phi Delta— Dorothy Hawkinson, Jean May, Ruth Alpha Gamma Rho— sisting. Music will be furnished by Sun., Mon.—Feb. 13-14 the string trio. the leading man. . . . The director Jean Sherman Williams, Earl Mannes, Schmierer and Doris Johnson are now Bruce Wilson, Don Grant and Art Arthur—Edward Arnold trying to locate persons for final try- —in— Robert Ackerman, and Clarence Van living in the Home Management House. Hovland were visitors at the house .. outs after forgetting to post a notice A Fireside Party was held Saturday "EASY LIVING" Ray spent this week-end visiting their . . . Mrs. Spaulding, Wasua, Minn., Roy Peterson was looking rather on the bulletin board, and connecting • • • homes . . . Recent visitors at the house visited her daughter, Janet, on Monday evening from 8:30 until 11:30 Friday. for about a 25 per cent average. . . . * * * • * * forlorn in Science hall during convo- Tues., Wed.—Feb. 15-16 were Kieth Strinden and Harold Mo- cation this week. We asked him what Theta Chi— Alpha Gamma Delta— "READY, WILLING & ABLE" ffitt. the trouble was. He said: "Somebody Found on the assignment sheet this a a * Robert Miller, former student, visited Ruth Askegaard spent the weekend —with— stole my wife, the horse thief!" week: Will you please look in the Lee Dixon—Ruby Keeler Pi Mu— the house this week . . . Cigars were at her home in Comstock ... Opal Fiske second hand drawer on the right and • • • New pledge officers are: president, passed Monday evening in honor of spent the weekend in Fargo, returning look over that corpse? There ought to Thursday Only—Feb. 17 Dorothy Hoseley; vice-president, Betty the bethrothal of the Theta Chi dream to the University of Minnesota Sunday. When Lucille Clark was asked why be some kind of a little feature story on `MARRIED BEFORE BREAKFAST' Langdon; secretary and treasurer, We- girl, Josephine. The cigars were do- . . . Mayme Naden and Marcella she hated the thought of death, she it. Work up a different angle on it.— —with— nono Willhouse; and parliamen nated by the Gamma Phis. Candy was Lindeman were guests at pot-luck dreamily responded, ,"Because then 1 wouldn't have anything to live for." Putz. Florence Rice—Robert Young rian, Betty Hodgson ... Blanche Rinkel, returned . . . Wallace Bjornson has Monday night . . . Marie Letnes re- * * * Dorathy Rau, and Virginia Crust spent spent the past week in the infirmary turned Sunday after spending the week- Fri., Sat.—Feb. 18-19 last week-end in Thief River Falls, in the Men's dorm ... A Fireside party end at her home in Hillsboro ... Emma the junk-heap riverbank looks differ- Robert Taylor — Barbara Stanwyck Minn. . . . Mary May Hall, Milfred Pe- will be held at the house Friday even- Mae Brittin began her duties at the ent. It is still the same dirty black terson, and Ethel Buckholtz were pot- ing. Home Management house this week- Theme Of the Week color, but it seems to have order. There * * "TRES IS MY AFFAIR" luck guests Monday evening . . . Mem- end, as Lillian Pridt completed her stay is a wall there. Two more walls can bers of Alpha Gamma Rho will be en- Sigma Alpha Epsilon— there . . . Vivika Thorson and Jean HOME be seen, partly covered by junk. The Dr. F. J. Brinley was a dinner guest tertained at supper this evening in the Pridt will become W. A. A. members By CHESTER DAVIS other one is completely hidden from the chapter rooms. at the house yesterday . . . Gordon this week . . . Valdis Knudson was ini- outside by the bank of refuse. But • • • Anderson spent the week-end at his tiated into the Fargo Student Musicians Back from the river bank in a junk- these four walls make someone a home. Kappa Delta— home in Forman . . . Mike Benidt and club Sunday . . . Mr. and Mrs. Pridt of heap. It is not beautiful. Old, dirty More of such structures can be seen Pledges will entertain the actives at Myrle Anderson spent the week-end at Hazen spent the week visiting their rusted wheels, shafts, scrap-iron, and nearby. They all seem to lean on the the regular term at the college "Y" Lidgerwood . . . The seniors will enter- daughters Lillian and Jean in Fargo. tin lay all over the ground, which is junkheap for support. Some are part- a Friday night. Dancing will be from tain the actives and pledges at a smoker a a nothing but crushed rust from the junk. ly covered by it. Others are nearly 8:30 until 11:30. Arrangements are in on Monday evening . . . 011ie Uthus Kappa Sigma Chi— Here and there are piles of cloth, pa- half underground. They are not houses. Feb. 11-12 Fri.-Sat. charge of Bonnie Graves, Ione Sorvik, visited friend and relatives at La The annual winter term party was pers, and garbage. Houses have some orderly form of "MEET THE MISSUS" and Mary Knox. Moure on Friday and Saturday. held at the Y. W. C. A on Sat. Feb. 5 The junk pile falls away sharply to structure: windows, useful nooks. They * * a a a from 8:30 to 11:30. About 45 couples the level of the slow, cold, dirty river. are not even shacks. Shacks stand by with Victor Moore Kappa Kappa Gamma— Gamma Phi Beta— attended . . . Dave Ebeltoft visited at The sharp slanting bank seems to be themselves without leaning on a junk- Helen Broderick Frances Akeley, Marjorie Watkins, Regina Garrity will go to Crookston, Lake Park over the week-end . . . composed of old wrecked car bodies pile for support. These are nothing Feb. 13-16 Jeanne Dady, Betty Christiansen, Char- Minn., this week to do some exhibition Blanche Norberg, Ethel Peterson from which have been rolled there and then Sun.-Mon.-Tue.-Wed. but holes in a junkheap riverbank. "THE GIRL SAID NO" lotte Treat, Marion Brainerd, Ann Bra- skating • . . Next Monday nite we Hastings visited George Strum and have been covered by finer junk, gar- They are holes made definitely by four Robert Armstrong Irene Hervy dy, Rose Crary, and Mary Helen Tru- will have an exchange pot-luck with Bernard Neuman over the week-end. bage, and ashes. Between the bank and loose walls of rotten boards. In them bey will be pot-luck guests on Mon- the Pops ... Beverly Barnes, Bismarck, . . . Pledged: Kermit Hummel; Gackle, the muddy edge of the water is a small, can be seen dirty little stoves, broken Feb. 17-19 Thurs.-Fri.-Sat. day ... Barbara Isaacs spent the week- was week-end guest of Jean Paris .. . North Dakota. .. .Leland F. Leland and narrow, muddy path. Someone must down chairs or boxes, and black, filthy "HISTORY IS MADE AT NIGHT" end at her home in LaMoure . . . Ma- Guests at pot-luck were Jean Echmidt Churck Nieman T. K. E. representa- walk here. The path leads to a place pans. Some one lives, eats, sleeps in with rian Smith spent the week-end at her and Mrs. Gaetz of Minot . . . Lois My- tives visited the house over the week- where the bank is a little further from there. These holes are homes in a Chas. Boyer home in Amenia . . . Evelyn Wattam, ron is in the practice house . . . Jean end . . . Don. Hill '37 visited the House the dirty river. Where the path ends, section of our city. Jean Arthur DANCE TOMORROW NIGHT DANCE TOMORROW NIGHT CR.V.STrA.E. BALLROOM THE .ANTA.L./ONT CHAN CHANDLER LEM HAWKINS

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This Ought Not Fargo Weather Very Impressive... Slow Down, Big Shot I have been asked so many times how has made teaching a joy. Oh joy! I What is this thing called campus To Be, Audit? I "like Fargo" that I wonder if others can hardly wait for my next class to more timid are also questioning silently. fame? Is it something that endures start. I like my work so darn well like the stench at the cow barns? Does You could have knocked us over When I consider the amount of meek that I don't even take time off for it improve with age like apple cider, with a pile driver when we read that little souls that 'night be just dying to meals. I just' sample stuff ifz the fruit cake and stuff? Or is it something the NDAC audit of last summer cost meet me and find out all about me, I cooking labs as I go along. In fact, I fleeting and fickle as a freshman from nearly 3,000 smackers. That's a lot could weep a great big splashy tear. slave 23 1/2 hours per day. In the other of dough in anybody's bakery. Fifty half I just mingle with the girls and Alfalfa Junction who has just had a The truth is that I'm just ga-ga over colossal rush by five sororities? per cent of the total went out of the Fargo. I like the weather. I like frozen talk about Home Ache. Gee whiz kid- college emergency fund. If that's ears. Those goofy little hats that the dies, it sure is fashionating. And the The other night, about 11:29 p. m., where our late registration fees went, boys wear get me. This 40 below nice part of it is, I don't care what I when we finally arrived at an all-col- Above is a picture of any old prof lege flop, we saw a rather dignified we'll go into a tantrum next week at weather makes me tingle like a kinder- get in the way of salary. I love my you want to name taking a bath on any 7 o'clock. garten Christmas tree. work too well to even give filthy lucre looking gentleman trying to make his old Saturday night. greying hair merge with the mop of The sum, at any rate, is appalling. One I like the people in Fargo. a passing thought. The brunette curls on the head of a lus- can buy 60,000 double decker ice cream farmers are so artistic. The heels put The college has outgrown its build- cious freshman. A chaperone lightly cones for $3,000. The Kappas may so much soul in their work. And an- ings, but the spirit and desire for edu- Here's Bill Stewart from a different This little touched him on the shoulder and said, think they have a corner on the Cone other thing, they pay swell wages at cation grows in the hearts of the stu- Editor's Note: angle! "We don't neck here on the floor, market, but they haven't got a lick. the NDSC, and you can bluff your way dents. Conditions are really crowded. supplement has been concocted much". He smiled queerly and danced At $17.50 per crack one could have paid through the courses just like nothing. I shall never disremember the time I from the few solicited student for more than 170 tuition fees. Or at away over to a dark corner. He was Really, my dears, I don't know a dam had to sit on Dean Minard's lap over contributions that have been the rate of seven for one cent a person Make Him An Offer... obviously hurt. thing about my subject, but I think I'm at the library. Boy, they were really handed in. It has been done to could have purchased 2,100,000 Nigger a better teacher for it. congested over there that day. But When the chaperone staggered back Babies over at the corner grocery. That By FLASH POWDER The earnestness and enthusiasm of Archy was very good about it. He satisfy the blatantly voiced de- to her seat under the bright arch lights would be enough Nigger Babies to bribe this beloved student body is striking sires of most students, all want- her husband queried, "Good Heavens, Bill De Correvont, bullet of the grid- didn't know I was there. He was read- every grade school pupil in town to in contrast to many places I have been. ing Plato. I'd hate to see Mr. Arvold ing something "funny," some- Gracie, do you know who that there come to NDAC after graduation. Woe iron who played for a Chicago high was whom youse just tapped?" And have I been around! The willing- sit on Dean Minard's lap, though. I'd thing "risque," or something dar- is us; the big shots don't think ahead. school team last fall in Soldier's Field ness to work and work hard to secure bet my last recipe that A. G. would "No", said the tap dancer. "I've Gus Engebretson could have played ing in the columns of the Spec- before 80,000 persons, figures he's going an education on the part of the pupils make a profound impression on even seen the figure some place, but I don't 5,000 hours of smoker at the Y Dugout trum. Everything "good" in this to Northwestern next fall. I claim that the most stoical philosopher. remember the sexy mug?". with the audit money even supposing But I digress. Back to my subject: issue can be attributed directly "Well", said her husband, "that was that he dumped every game. And that the kid is balmy. He would be far I like the swimming pool very much. or indirectly to GUESS WHO, the Joe Polish. He graduated as a represen- is ridiculous. But think of it: had he ahead going to NDSC. He was the Classy Swipe It's always so clean, and one doesn't one student who seems to have tative senior with the class of '33. He lost continually, he could have played outstanding prep player in the nation need a swimming cap over there. Also, was once president of Blue Key, sarge- 24 hours per day for about seven the time or the energy (and most last year, and there's no reason why I like the pig pens. They're sows! In ant-at-arms in his fraternity, water- months straight. Then he could have Club Convenes certainly the ability) to write up we can't yet glom unto him. short, I love life. Watch this space boy for the team, a member of the Y turned professional cleaned up on big for more of my impressions next week. these amusing stories. cabinet and on the Dean's list. That I've been talking with the powers over dough, and naturally left a $100,000 en- The Steal-A-Book-A-Month- club This sort of supplement could was Joe Polish". dowment to the school. in the athletic department, and they be published once a month if will meet in the library today to honor Seventy-five per cent of the males The two dashed after Mr. Polish, the For $3,000 we might have been able more students would put some feel as I do, that we can still get that Joe Filch, newly initiated Sophomore at Kent State University, participating forgotten fan. He had vanished like to talk with Guy Lombardo for the Ju- work on it. If you do or do not kid. He's a good boy. member, for adding his latest find, "The in a poll by the campus humor maga- a hunk of cold cream. He had scooted nior Prom. We could have hired his Boyhood of Studs Lonnigan", to the like this edition, please let the off to do a little pitching backstage, sax section, anyhow, which wouldn't be I am going to send this column to De zine, prefer brunette women. Corr tomorrow. We could make him club hideout. Also scheduled to ap- Spectrum staff members know back there where the orchestra checks too rusty for a 20-minute waltz. And pear on the program, according to about it. its instrument cases. think of poor Bob Sanders. Imagine the a real offer. I have a portable type- Miss Smack-Eaty, secretary and book- For 10 years a University of Ala- A few years ago that man could have thoughts racing through his head. He writer that he could practically call his keeper, is Ghost Reader Thompson, na- bama sophomore has been pursuing Charlie McCarthy, the 2 by 4 "Great got away with manslaughter right in could practically make a leading man own. Ray Whitver has a girl he tional president of the organization. the cleanest hobby on record. He has Lover," is a favorite of Hunter College the foul circle in front of the orchestra. out of a janitor with catarrh for $3,000. wouldn't mind loaning for a term. Plans are also on foot to shelve the sample bars of soap garnered from 20 seniors, who prefer tall, dark and hand- His Blue Key would have sparked in With that dough A. G. Arvold could "Cowboy" Corder could get the existing rostrum of officials in the club. states. some men, according to a question- the chaperone's eye and blinded her. dig up his lilacs which flank highway youngster all the sweatsocks that his little heart might desire. Al Brauer naire answered by 100 seniors. Now he is just another backstage No. 81 from here to Forks, (haven't necker. The futility of it all! Con- you seen them?) and replace them with could get him a job as personality man in the Dugout. Ceres hall would CAMPUS ODDITIES It seems to us that the writer of sider well, then, you Joes, who are orchids. editorials is often the most flagrant piling up honorary keys until your Anyhow, we ask you this whole go nuts over him and line up dates for weeks in advance. Almost any offender of things ethical. He's so busy shoulders droop like those of a broken- thing ought not to have been, audit? down wrestler. fraternity, even the powerful nationals CONCEPTION Q011.14E (MQ) reforming the world that he hasn't time on this campus, would let him flush • OPERATES A FRa LUNCH to save himself. He's so busy pound- the sanitary conveniences once per COUNTER FOR BUMS AND ing out bologney And ethereal, in- HOBOES tangible stuff that he hasn't time to put Student Opinion month for the opportunity to hang a 114EY FEED FROM 10 10 25 NOTICE pledge pin on him. The Bison year- DAILY any of the virtues he raves about into Dear Putz: practice. book and the Bison Brevities could fix All hair-brained women on this cam- I have an awful problem. I'm up him up with snap jobs, and Jim Elwin pus who are interested in boycotting censored creek without a paddle. It would certainly be able to dope out silk stockings until the Japanese quit is commonly known around here that some racket for him. The Twins... raising a stink over in China will meet I am the most handsome fellow on the On what other campus will one hear in the Little Country theater tomor- campus, but nevertheless I don't wish a Joe Halbeisen leading a solo cheer No, this is not a baseball story, al- row at 6:45 a. in. There will be a you to refer to me as "beautiful" in from the stands? Where will you find though it concerns a couple of fellows big bonfire and a luncheon. your columns. I want you to know an alumni secretary as luscious as that are practically twins: Howard Here's why we think you should that I'm red-blooded and have hair Helen Stokke? And where such scin- Fraser of Walhalla and Carl Rorvig come out for this meeting: This school on my chest. I resent the whole thing, tillating coeds? Where will you find an- of Nome. is made up of students. Many students just as Robert Taylor did those ugly other Al Brauer? Manny Ladwig could They seem to jibe as follows: come from farming communities. Many publicity episodes. Since you have push him to the fore of campus politics. 1. Both are handsome. farmers have livestock. Much of this termed me "beautiful", which is a We predict, Bill, that you would be 2. Both are Theta Chis, Fraser being livestock is made up of pigs. The pigs dirty lie— (I am really just handsome) an All-American, a Blue Key, a rep- first guard and Rorvig being second are sold to packing companies. The the girls have become a flock of Ama- resentative senior and president of your guard in the fraternity companies have long been famous for zons, beseeching me for my handwrit- fraternity inside of four years. Maybe 3. Both will graduate about Christ- saving everything but the squeal of a ing, a lock of my hair, etc. It is very we could even get you a date with mas time next year. pig. Some of these pigs have gallstones. embarassing. They have practically Anna Jane Black. Anyhow, we'll be 4. Both are stellar performers on Butchers use these. They drop them snatched me bald. looking for you next fall. the Bison basketball team of cellar per- into a little box strapped to the waist. I tried out for a minor role in the Downtown business men please note: JOE D'URSO, formers. Large ones are sent to China and pol- Brevities and they gave me the lead. I TEMPLE UNIVERSITY, 5. They room together. ished into red jade. The small ones was a corporal in my ROTC unit and if you have an old $10,000 bill lying HAS WRAPPED MORE around the house that you can't use 6. Both started "going steady" with go there too. They are crushed into they switched me to flag bearer. I Ti-iAt4100,000 anybody, will you please forward them their present girl friends at about the powder and used by young Chinese wanted a character part in the Edwin COPIES OF THE to Casey Finnegan and Bob Lowe? TEMPLE NEWS! same time; both "hung their pins" women for incense. War has stopped Booth play and they gave me the juve- around the same time (and of course this trade. Our farmers are going to nile lead. It's all very trying, especi- around the same place). be affected. And so are the students. ally for a guy that isn't half trying. Will The pride of would-be Harvard Lo- 7. Rorvig just barely beat out Fraser Girls, we gotta get even with them you please advise me? tharios has been greatly piqued with STUDENT FOR LIFE/ for class athlete last year. They both there Japs, and boycott their silk. Bring the news from New York that in the CHAS.R HEMENWAY, UNIVER- play football and are pretty good at an extra pair of stockings along to- Seeing Madeline Nimms approaching future they must sign application SITY OF HAWAII REGENT, IS track. morrow for the bonfire. down the street the other day, Marion blanks before being allowed to date AN HONORARY UFE MEMBER 8. Both are popular on the campus. OF THE STUDENT BODY 0 Anstett said: "Oh, here comes a chorines of a Broadway musical show 9. Their scholastic averages are quite Orville Goplen: "You haven't lived Nimm!" for the evening. parallel. until you've kissed a Southern gal." Page Four. THE SPECTRUM BETTY AND JOE SMOOTH THINGS OUT ... Spirit Answer Open Letter To Betty Coed • • • Open Letter To Joe Collitch... To The Editor My dearest Elizabeth: Final Summons prove it to you, that is, if you don't pull My Dear Joe: you made in high school or how many I am feeling reflective tonight, lik e too much of that ultra-coy stuff . . . In the first place, Joe, what yo fraternities were at each other's throats s u Of The Spectum: Janet Gaynor's eyes. My chest mu t Although I appreciate your hominess, dished out to me is pretty hard to to ke, trying to pledge you. If you really This community is mourning the h Darling, sometimes I think you demand be relieved of a burden, even thoug but as long as we have agreed to to ke must exercise your masculine ego, death of our N. D. Spirit, who died you will think I have been kicked in too much concrete and security in your these tirades of criticism in the prope you'll have to find some freshman -coed A No. 1 dark nothern example of last evening while attending a basket- e foundation. Why didn't we throw a ✓ the head by a butterfly. I think th spirit, I have a few contributions. who doesn't know any better, or a how a young man in the fizz of life may ball game at the school. He had been world of you and believe you are po _ couple of more whoops into that New make a snap In the first place, Joe, I want you blonde with dimples whose total voca- - decision and be bleary- ailing for some time, and the deadly tentially a most fascinating woman, bu t Year's Eve, at least until 3 a. m.? Your to realize that I do appreciate those beau bulary consists of "how wonderful" and eyed over it for the rest of his college silence during the first half killed we're playing cat and rat with eac h Mother would have sounded like a tiful curls that cover that foolish hea "oh!" daze occured recently on the old cow him. other now; we're not giving enoug h. storm scene from Euricane, but after- of yours. But I would appreciate the And speaking of vocabulary, Joe, did path which winds leisurely around the Mr. Spirit had come to this territory Let's cook up something delectabl e year memories would have more than m even more if you devoted a little le you ever study the English language? campus from the gates to the hog barns. in a covered wagon in 1880. He adopt- from our raw materials, in the way o f compensated for the top-of-the-stairs ss time and attention to them. I'm sur You make the most outlandish errors • About 8:30 one morning, just as I ed a Bison and tilled his field for many compatibility. Let's crowd a maximum lecture. I don't blame you for con- had that you take out a greasy pocket coin b Yes, I realize that I'm an English ma- walked out of calculus class faking years. He retired from active service of living into these fleeting years. centrating on a little home and fire- a jor and maybe I'm a bit fussy. I know nosebleed, I stumbled across the un- the night that NDSC was beaten by side, but practically any woman can twice for every time I exhibit a com Do you mind it, in my stretching ou pact. And since I have the usual fe - that you're an engineer and can't see conscious remnants of an instructor ly- MSTC, and has been living the life of t have babies. It isn't novel. Sure, for comparatibility, that I ramble ove minine failing for running my finger 5 how the proper use of ordinary pro- ing in the gumbo hole in front of Arts a recluse here since. I'm for the little devils, but there are rough territory and list your most die ✓ through those good-looking locks, nouns and verbs is going to benefit you. and Sciences hall. This particular pe- Mr. Spirit was a man of sterling char- other things. How's about rising above agreeable features? And I'll expec- t would certainly be grateful if you pai d Even if you don't believe my arguments dagoge had long been unconscious, acter, honest and upright in his deal- the babble of the teacups occasionally? you to reciprocate, for I know you f more attention to the wash and a littl e on the subject, you might have enough even in the classroom, but on this par- ings. He was a man of exuberance, al- eel And please don't get in a dither about that I'm a hell of a guy sometimes. Wil 1 „ less to the grease job. And thoug /I consideration for my ideas in this di- ticular morning she was stiffer than a ways willing to do his part for a cause me "making good". If you'll get in you reach out for a common goal with / rection to attempt to correct those scotch and soda, without the soda. She until his last year. No man who knew there and pitch with me we'll come your mirror hasn't told you so, I wil me? . . . most males with new close haircut 5 glaring and obvious errors in your was just a smattering of her former Mr. Spirit could ever say that he ever through like Dan Patch. Or don't you d speech which embarrass me. I don't self; in fact, she had come so close to Here is the worst: Remember the da • look like a healthy peeled egg. An took advantage of his fellow men. He believe that we could live like kings like to be Emily-Postish, Joe, but did oblivion that I didn't notice her until was alw at the College cafe when you entwine d in you, My Darling, are no exception ays a good sportsman in what- a hovel? I wouldn't mind going t yourself about my person like a pytho However, I wouldn't even kick abo u you ever take the trouble to find out my foot squished into what used to be ever field he entered. And he was n through hell for you if you were ap- her thigh. The blood oozed through the and practically gushed me into obli that if you didn't insist on going down the accepted manner of making various well-known and beloved by many - preciative . . . I consider good sports- a hole in my sole. I took out my foun- vion? That's all right in the parl to see the barber on the day before kinds of introductions? — alumni of the institution. or manship a prerequisite for our happi-. tain pen, soked up the corpse, and have with the lights throttled down, but in formal and then showing up with tha I revel in a certain amount of devo- The pioneer was laid to rest last Sat- ness. And that takes in understand- been carrying it around next to my front of Fred and Mary I felt as cheap extremely brief and idiotic tonsoria t1 tion on your part and enjoy thinking urday in back of the cow barns, with ing, sympathy, cooperation and the abil- that I ani your one and only., But did heart since. as a penny waiting for sales tax . . • trim. Rev. Muggin officiating. He leaves a ity to get a Fourth of July bang out of you need to fly in a rage the other The other morning, when over at the That time with Prof. and Mrs. I. M • Speaking of your haircuts glory, ma wife, a brother and some shirt-tail re- insignificant things. You know we're • evening just because you thought a Dean of Men's office answering lations. Smart when you plunked yourself in I add that it would improve your look a not really living fully. And you also • certain boy at our table was entirely charge of having B. 0., the corner like a gargoyle with a de- and my disposition considerable if you I saw a letter . know that we can't afford pettiness. too absorbed with me? If you cannot on the desk. Because I have no ficient I. Q. was bad. Now I don' began your morning about ten minute t We're not reaching out enough. We're 5 control your jealousies, Joe, at least scruples, and because the thing looked relish babblers or cyclones of verba I earlier than usual and managed to re still playing a game with hypocracy - save them for calmer moments and interesting I swiped it. Here it is, ingenuity, but on the other hand, a date move the bristles every day . . . befor Open Letter sitting on the 50-yard line. Or don't • have it out without an audience. with its great message for all reckless with King Tut wouldn't thrill me. I going to school . It isn't smart to look you feel as I do, that when we stop I realize that I'm only a girl, Joe, and drivers on this campus: realize that you look like Myrna Loy, like a tramp. It's just laziness. And grabbing for something better we are couldn't possibly expect to compete To A Thief but please don't coast on your looks. it's not a nice feeling to have my chin "Dear Dean: Please be my police dog static—dead, like a party at the Old with you intellectually. But I do use in this hour of predicament. My emo- Save that for a toboggan party; for People's home? Then, if we try and feel as though it had been rubbed with Well, you got away with it. my head for something beside a hat- tions are dashing about aimlessly like So far, what will you do when you're wrinkled still fail, don't you somehow figure that sandpaper. I think a no-shave-no- rack now and then for some of those an amoeba. The ants in my pants are anyway. Of course you're still a bit and gray and your face is cracked up neck ruling is in order. a "magnificent failure is better than a frivolous jobs you don't approve. Please working 24-hour shifts. If you don't nervous and jittery, startled by door- like Broadway after a hard day in a Again, it isn't smart to have finger- snug, monotonous race daily re-run"? flatter me into thinking I have a mind, come through with some fatherly ad- bells and large blondes. Your palm tornado? Poise is not poise, and a little nails look as though you'd just been . . . And there are a few more drops of vice I'll dwell in the bughouse for- sweats when you pick up the morning thinking now and then is swelegant for whether you believe it or not. I get contention that I may as well spill out digging up dandelions off the fra- ever. paper; your mouth gets dry when a decidedly tired of giggling and cul- even the most superb bundle of fe- from my bucket of gripes: please ease ternity lawn. I'll make you a bargain stranger seems to stare at you, or asks • vating a blank expression just to humor "The other day, about 8:29 a. m., minine "it" . . . Remember when Fred up on that nail polish that has all the I'll remove every speck of that annoy- you how you made out with midterms. you. while trying to make an 8 o'clock, my W. dumped a glass of water on your finger-marks of the Chicago fire . . ing nail polish if you'll promise to keep For there is just a bare possibility that You may be a little insistent once in radiator cap caught an instructor in the lap? I thought you were going to fly When you squawked like Andy Devine your nails up to the ordinary standards. that man saw you. But on the whole, a while, too. You act the all conquer- mathematics department flush on the into delerium tremens or a man-sized reaching for a high G when I was half- Joe, I know you care a lot about me, your pulse is beginning to slow down ing male, and then, for a date you have solar plexus. She went down for the tantrum. You could afford to be more an-hour late, was that really necessa- but couldn't you restrain yourself when to a dogtrot again. absolutely no preference about where count, and I didn't wait around to take narrowminded about such things . . . we're seeing a movie? It usually turns ry? . . . When I couldn't take you out to go or what to do, or any ideas about her to her corner. And, if it will make you feel any bet- And there was the time when I balan- out that I am the only one who sees that week-end couldn't you have done anything . . . just that I must do what "I want you to know, Dean, that al- ter, you'll never be caught. But, my ced my small but erect physique on the show. You are . too busy holding some reading, writing, some music or I wish. Couldn't you cooperate half though I have never been able to dif- craven, cringing fellow, you'll never the base of my cranium over at Toot's one or both my hands, putting your art work instead of pouting like a five- the time? ferentiate between a hypotemus and escape yourself. Never! You'll never place. My actions were illogical and year-old? . .. When you're stomach is arm around my shoulders and watching Well, my pride and joy, please don't an acute angle, I had no especial gripe escape the shame of having committed silly, but you spouted off like Old me rather than the heroine. I do like crying for nourishment I suggest that lose any sleep over this. I spent sev- to settle with her. I am a humani- that deed. You'll never escape the Faithful and a couple of ruptured fire devotion and attention, Joe, but you you grab a hamburger instead of your eral moments of inarticulate rage after tarian and love everybody, even Manny aching, burning memory of preferring hydrants. Don't you really think that nails . . . And why don't you use your sometimes offer overdoses. Speaking perusing that little bit you so kindly Ladwig. It wasn't my fault. My cowardice to courage. it is refreshing to blunder through skiis for a winter sport rather than of attention, Joe, I know you disap- mailed to me. You will probably spout brakes were bad and these campus You will live the rest of your days something unconventional once in a lounging; your protruding posterior pre- rove of smoking, but as long as I do, P unprintable cuss-words for a short roads are as treacherous as a sorority bluffing yourself. You will lie awake while? If you would lose your decorum dominates plenty as it is . . . And I an't you make the best of at? I don't c time, but this is meant in the same girl who hasn't had a date for a month. at night, and when, having fallen in a couple of healthy debacles some- ant too many cigarets. But couldn't wish you wouldn't wander around cafe W spirit . . . merely constructive criticism. "As I say, I was in a hurry to make asleep at last, dreams will steal into time I could eat your heart in a sand- aisles with a fag in your face, for no ou do the much-appreciated small I haven't answered all your questions; an 8 o'clock. I couldn't wait to see your tired brain to reenact that scene wich without mustard. You're looking particular reason except that you look g esture and light mine for me? The what kind of shape she was in. She and as you see there is still a lot of of secret shame. Those nights will for bushels of security. I can only like a character from Limehouse Blues rown of disapproval as I reach for a screamed awful, just like f ground to be covered, I would just as a girls play- be hard. offer you a pint. So how's about a . . . And you might remedy that floppi- C amel and the complete ignoring of me ing basketball in the Ceres hall gym. soon carry on from where we left off A thousand times you will wish to batch of exuberance ,gnce in a decade. ness around the chest by using a more for some time thereafter is somewhat Of course I know that the woods are next week. It's up to you, Honey. release that pent-up shame, to scream, Take formality for a ride occasionallly. stable undergarment . . . I'm getting ritating. Is that unreasonable? full of instructors, but those screams Your Betty. "I cribbed during an exam and ran You could still keep your precious fe- rather tired of seeing that peasant scarf Just because you are a "college man" would have made a Lights Out program P. S.—And do give that Homberg slinking out the door!" It would make minity on hand for easy reference. And draped around your ears . . Perhaps n ow, Joe, doesn't mean that everything sound like a pin falling into a bale of you feel better, but you won't do it. don't tell me you're too proud to be hu- you're unaware of it, but sometimes I t hat is usually considered as ordinary atrocity you call a hat to the Salva- cotton. And that gob of blood on my tion Army! I hope you don't anyhow, for think how man. We're just fly specks in this thing you cross your legs in public too c ourtesy toward a girl has been ditch- radiator cap has kept me jumping up those screams would sound if 1599 out teleological layout . . . As for this busi- exuberantly sometimes . . . Also, you e d. It won't lower your status as an and down in bed at night like turkeys of 1600 students should try to clear ness of courtship, you don't have to act very, very high-brow sometimes for ndependent specimen of rugged mas- on a red hot stove lid." themselves by confessions. play a game. You've read too many no good reason . . . You chew gum ulinity to open a door or two for me Emotions Run In Cycles Students, the collegian who wrote I say 1599 because I can't bear the syndicated articles on how to be al- with too, too much gusto . . . I don't n ow and then, to help me in and out of that letter in blood and tears, could luring, intriguing and glamorous—how thought of hearing Roy Carr screaming care for your curlers in public. They ars or assist with wraps. And if it's have shoveled the depleted framework Students' emotions run in cycles, anything. Some day he's going to ab- to hold your man. But honestly, you look dangerous . . . And when I call ld-fashioned to carry a book or two of that instructor into his back seat, with a low generally reached about the sent-mindedly let one go and it will pack the most oomph for me when you up for a date why don't you suggest 0 f mine when we're walking across the taken her to the hospital, and reported middle of each month. to the Campus cop. That would have cause the whole blasted Artie glacier are just plain Elizabeth Q. Coed and things to do occasionally. My shoul- ampus, then I'm definitely an old- Monday frequently is a "gloomy" cleared him, and given the poor NDSC to slither back into this country. not Emily Post, Elizabeth Woodward or ders are drooping from bearing the fa shioned girl. day, but from Wednesday through flatfoot, unemployed for many long I say 1598 because I can't bear the Louella 0. Parsons. I'm a naturalist, brunt of the burden .. . Joe, please don't think I haven't a Sunday most students are "on top of months, something to get het up about. thought of hearing Lorraine Fitjar I'd like to collect you for my spe- This is only the beginning, Sweet- very complete appreciation of your the world." He could have killed a flock of birds screaming anything either. Some day cimen case. So when a floozy with a heart. We have a lot of ground to looks, abilities and talents in general. Academic activities are the most up- with one slingshot. But he didn't. He she's going to absent-mindedly let one high C voice calls you on the phone cover. I know you are unusual and in most setting, for vacations and examinations got the jitters and fled. So I say to go and it will wake up the clocks in you don't have to intimate that it was Hopefully, with love, respects, head and shoulders above caused the greatest fluctuations. you all: Thou shalt not flee even Old Main, crumble the main gates, and one of your countless secret passions. —Joe Collitch. every other male I know. But I am just if Factors which send students' spirits thy conscience itches like hell! wither the paunch on A. G. Arvold. That stuff should have been discarded conceited and sensitive enough to be soaring are dates, health, weather, That poor collegian has not only a There now, take that you—you—you when you cast out your flannel tri- NOTICE highly irritated by your constant re- angles. I'll try to give you enough at- grades and letters from home. Periods tardy chalked up against him. but now THIEF! There will be a meeting of the Steal- citals of previous conquests. I don't tention so you won't have to rely on of depression are unaccountable and he is a fugitive, a pariah. Unless he A-Book-A-Month club over in the care how many other girls have fallen those subterfuges. Chivalry is not for you or how good-looking they were. are often attributed to "nothing to do" comes clean he will be haunted by comfort room of the library at 4 p. m. aching fear to the end of the school dead; it only sleeps. And I'll try to Neither do I care how many letters and a "feeling that I wasn't wanted A Student Asks Why... today. —Ima Gyp, pres. around." year. Imagine an aching fear coupled with spring fever in June. If he does come clean he'll be hunted for a seat Observations made by an engineer A Beaut and A Beast that will ache in the electric chair. He who made the mistake of attending Dr. The Collegians Philosophize We're Again' It, can't win! Fiegel's convocation speech. (and who is That student broke a campus traffic right?) He really told her off next morning. 1. He said something by talking and Whatever It Is regulation by leaving the scene of the He cursed and swore at her. He using big words. JOHN accident without signing an activity 2. He stood most of the time on his kicked her in the seat. She was used We have recently finished a canvas card. He should have at least shifted left leg with his right leg crossed over I am the campus booster. Every- to this treatment, but it really en- of manners on the campus. Of fifty into second and tipped his hat. thing is OK as long as we are going and resting upon the toes of its foot. raged her this morning. And she WISE OLD RUEBEN persons surveyed seven said, "Hello", Consider what you would do in a sim- "onward and upward". I shall always eight said, "Hiyah, Butch", 15 said, ilar emergency, both of you who read 3. He held himself up with clinched showed how she felt about it all. She Here's owled (our old) ninety-six- have energy to help a brother, even if it "Lo" and 20 "Hi, you rat". Some this article. Don't rely on a split- hands resting upon the table in front of whimpered and spluttered and gasped point student in caricature. He's al- means that I lose weight. I shall be thing must be did about the whole second decision. You can't trust your- him. in the most pitiful manner. ways before us sleeping silently on the able to take setbacks. Pleasure will thing. And another thing, they didn't self as far as you can throw a fit. ' She wished her luck hadn't been so 4. He shifted notes several times. not be an end in itself, but memories of branches of knowledge. tip their hats. Whatsmatter. Are bad. Why couldn't she have become How much better it would have been 5. He placed his left hand momen- stubborn struggles will mellow into a they all bald or don't they care? An- for this collegian if he had decided be- attached to that other fellow that had tarily in the left trouser pocket 79 sort of pleasure. I shall always try to other thing: we have found that 98 forehand that he didn't care a hoot for stood admiring her on the platform the times by actual count. stick my finger in a batch of social per cent of the persons who are trying college instructors so that his conscience day she came to town. He would have 6. He placed his right hand in the service. And as for money, although to get some place in a hurry on the wouldn't hurt him, or else had planned been a plenty swell guy! Why, he right trouser pocket two times. I control several of the choice paying campus will deliberately and malicious- to stop and take all persons that he had said right out loud that she was jobs on the campus, I sign a declaration ly push. To be specific, 49 per cent of nicked, to the hospital. 7. He placed his left hand in his left a beaut, and he had walked up to her of money a la Charming Pollock. That the girls pushed and 49 of the boys did You can't beat the rap! Somewhere coat pocket 3 times. and stroked her. is, I will use the filthy lucre, but I won't likewise. Things have come to a pret- on this campus is a rat who's eating his 8. He rested his left hand upon his She was brought back to reality sud- ty push. left hip several times. let it use me too much. Now don't get heart out right now. And hearts aren't me wrong, I don't want to be independ- denly by the voice of her tormenter: very delectable, even if they are cheesy 9. He scratched his neck just above end and radical. But I will say and do "By gosh I don't know why I put up ones. the collar with his left hand 3 times. and write what I please no matter who with you! You are the orneriest cuss (Note: Any relative of the deceased 10. He rubbed his nose usually with cares, as long as I don't get out of line I've ever seen. If I don't practically aforemen- his right hand and did so quite often. and make enemies. I'm very cautious, choke you to death, you won't do a tioned corpse by paying one cent 11. He adjusted his glasses twice, like to get along with people. Such thing for me. And then if I let you for refilling my fountain pen.-- This cut reminds us of Arvold in once with his left hand and once with conduct brings a guy more campus of- go out with some of my friends you Nicodemus McGlutzl Public Speaking class suddenly break- his right hand. fices. And that's nice. Don't you run along just as sweet as you please. ing off, raising one hand and saying: 12. He walked from the table to the think? No, you wouldn't, you old Now why, for heaven's take?" "How many think so?" chart 4 times. pessimist! For shame. I will grow She didn't answer. It was cold out 13. He smoothed his curly locks with a great cause And that cause is and she had all she could do to keep several times using either hand, beloved Alma Mater. Good old rah, rah, moving. He reached out grimly and 14. He placed both his left hand and zis boom bah. • "Bah", did someone say? started to choke her. At the same r. instant she was siezed with a chill and his right hand in their respective trous. For shame: I am the campus booster. er pockets simultaneously twice. began to ,cough viblently. She MUST BE CONVOCATION! Dye hear about the fella that went quivered gently and stood still. 15. He sat down. out with a girl who had red hair and Above is Snooker-Table-jack-Scue- He spit out his words in a frozen ball Kurke make the hundred yard 16. The audience clapped. green eyes?. He didn't know whether rage: "That settles it! This afternoon I -lash from Science to the Dugout in WHY? to stop or go. trade this junk heap in on a new car!" HERE'S ANOTHER CUT WE FOUND )thinr! flat. 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THE SPECTRUM Page Five. I Visit The Hermit Postal Rowing Fete, Creamery Operaters Study At NDSC Dr. Farber Explains Dormitory Dickerings Coach And All, Buttermakers of North Dakota cream- dairy manufacturers, NDSC; Hon. Wm. eries attending a five-day short course J. Murphy, dairy commissioner, Bis- Dejectedly Discussed Of The Seed House at the North Dakota Agricultural Col- marck; R. J. Theigs, assistant chemist, Far East Conflict May Appear Here lege were given actual practice in all North Dakota regulatory department, By Bored Boarder Yes, I visited the hermit of the Seed types of milk, butter and cream tests, Bismarck; Henry Wyman, Minnesota House You should see the stores of Come on you husky he-men, you pan- including butter scoring. dairy and food department, Bismarck; At Cosmo Club I live in the Boys Dormitory, so what? treasurers that he hoards in steel lined sy he-men, and you men who are not Assisting in conducting the course Dr. D. S. Dedrick, physical chemist at So—when one walks down the hall- vaults Have you ever looked for the were J. R. Dice, head of dairy hus- the NDSC and W. A. Lindberg, Warren, With Dr. Farber, well known mem- he-men at all! For a long time you way, he hears radios blaring forth from hermit's hide-out? Even if you have, bandry and Chris Jensen, in charge of Minn. have been clamoring for more intra- ber of the college faculty, using as I'm positive that you didn't find it. every room. Once and even twice in his subject "Japanese Government", It is the old brick building in the north mural sports on this campus and now awhile he hears someone shouting to the Cosmopolitan Club held their regu- west corner of the college campus, and is your chance. Our spies report that someone else, and the language used- I'm sure that it is the most fascinating lar Monday night meeting on Feb. 7. now is the ideal time to introduce row- tish, tish—it isn't fit to print! If you building on the campus. As the China-Japan conflict is assum- ing as a sport on this school yard, lo- haven't already guessed it, the dorm is I treaded a very untravelled path to cated in the heart of the Red River val- dng gargantuan proportions. Dr. Farber's a little green door; I opened the door that building that filters the sweeping ley, which is located just to the east of information helped to explain the rea- and sneaked in; no one was there. 1 north wind just after it has wound its son for Ithe Japanese invasion of China. crept from room to room and finally I the famous future Great American way around barns. came to the room. It was a large, dust Desert. In his talk, Dr. Farber brought out So—nearly any time of the day or covered room with many curious look- Of course, there is such a thing as the fact that because of the Japanese night in one room or another, one can ing instruments, and there I found the boats to practice in, lakes to row the habit of imitating the western world, always find a "bull-session" to enter into. What do they talk about? Well, hermit of the Seed House. What, he boats in, if we had boats. (Somebody very curious results have occurred. Not didn't have a long beard? Well what just told me that in the true boaing it's everything from the high tariff the least of these has to do with their kind of a hermit was he! lingo they are called shells, and so on peanuts to classes including marri- emperor, who, according to legend, is The old hermit asked me to come in from now on we will allude to them as age, divorce, etc., etc., etc. and he would show me that mysterious true sportsmen do.) But to get back a direct descendant of the sun goddess. So—in any of the three telephone place of his. We climbed to the attic to the subject of what else we need we To the Nipponese, the Emperor is re- booths you can find one, two, and will miss the competition, or in other and then worked our way down to the garded as sacred. His words taking sometimes more fellows all trying to words, there are no other schools basement. the place of law, and his will being re- get a word into the mouthpiece. They around this neck of the woods that In the attic we found all kinds of garded as the people's will. Using the may be talking to their sweethearts, will compete against us, the sissies. shocks of different grains. These Emperor as his prime example, Dr. some little high school girl out on the But we have a cure for everything. Front row, reading from left to right: Hon. Wm. J. Murphy, Bismarck, Dairy shocks, I was told, were for samples Farber contrasted the Japanese views south side, or once in a great while The rifle team shoots dozens of match- Commissioner; Earl Johnson, Maddock; H. G. Kringen, Drake; W. A. Lind- for schools all over the state and were regarding government by the Emperor, they may be asking someone for their es each year but the only opponents berg, Warren, Minn.; Ed Kapperud, Minot; A. W. Helm, Jamestown; F. E. being sent upon request. The second with the constitutional type of govern•. assignments. The booth is occupied that they see are the boys from the Harter, Glen Ullin; H. L. Knutson,Michigan; P. H . Orness, LaMoure: floor ,was very interesting. There were ment. The Japanese, anxious to copy anywhere from one to two hours at a University whom they sometimes beat Prof. Chris Jensen, NDAC Dairy Department. two halls lined with doors. Great, big, the western world, have in force a so- time—nowhere in the world are there two to one. So why couldn't we row Back row, left to right: J. C. Woeste, Harvey; L. E. Johnson, Carrington; Ri- heavy doors of wood, and one of thick called "constitution." They have their such long winds as North Dakota winds. postal matches with the best of them chard Bryngelson, Valley City; E. C. Olson, Fargo; Earl Anderson, James- metal. I wasn't sure if I should follow house of representatives, the people So—the lounge room really gets some too? We could time ourselves rowing town; Allan Bond, Jamestown. him into the chambers behind the may vote, they have their cabinet ,and hard usage—everything from fights to over the course and send in our time. doors, but I did — shivering in my their many other separate departments, love scenes. The radio gets kicked Of course we wouldn't have any boots. The rooms were filled with but, because of the Emperor's holiness, around like a football, but no matter course to row over but Jane Blair, the metal containers filled with a large NDSC Rifle Team SAI To Meet... any of the bills or measures endorsed what is done to it, it will only produce freshman mathematical wizard who variety of grains, and in one there were by a majority is merely a suggestion to static. helped Professor Thompson teach Tri- drawers filled with envelopes. The Keeping Actively the Emperor that he might invoke such So—we only live in the dorm when gonometry last term has volunteered -The next program meeting of hermit informed me that each envelope a measure. Thus, the government is the other joints in town are closed— her help and will compete the strength Sigma Alpha Iota, national music fra- contained a different variety-100's of Engaged Now in reality, a dictatorship. when we are too tired to care. of each oarsmen's stroke and will figure ternity affililated with the AC, will be different varities in each drawer. Then, out the time that the AC crew would held on Feb. 16, at the Fine Arts club, As Dr. Farber progressed through his we came to the metal door. Could have rowed the course in. And if Major Boruski and the rifle team are with Ruth Hannaford as chairman. Re- talk, he emphasized the position of the that be were he hid the greatest treas- Experiments With Flax the equipment doesn't show up, she being kept very busy these weeks, search will be given by Marguerite army and naval departments of the Ja- ure? It was a drying room. Here will just watch the men. Beard on Brahms, the Scholar. Those panese government. These two de- Being Tried in Botany were many metal shelves, and on these keeping up the firing in several Postal Anyway we will have the man pow- rendering musical selections will be partments are responsible to no one but the various grains are placed to find matches. Last week they began to er. Sam Tolchinsky and Sam Trzcin- Viola Moen, Mrs. F. D. Henderson, the Emperor, and, as the present Em- Under the supervision of Dr. Helge- out the exact amount of moisture that ski have both signified their intention compete in the Seventh Corps Area in- Marion Williams, Dorothy Warner, De peror was raised under the jurisdiction son of the Botany Department tests are evaporates from each kernel. Down of coming out for hog caller or coax- tercollegiate meet. The Area includes Ette Hopkin, Delight Stockton, and of an admiral, little opposition is met by being carried out to determinate the the stairs to the main floor we went, swain or something . There is a good eight states and a number of schools. Lorraine Dunlevy. Hostesses fo rthat the two war departments on any of their effect of variable amounts of minerals and in one door, out again, and into enough start for any team. Consisting of four stages the match evening are Essie Cortright, Nell Til- actions. To iVustrate more clearly the in the quality of oil produced by flax. another. Each room that we entered And now to come to the important is being held in weekly periods. Five den, Faith Mischler and Minnie Lyn- power that these two departments hold, North Dakota flax produces an oil of was piled high with sacks of seed, and part. The coach might as well be Al college teams of the Second Corps Area ner. . . . Allegra Lundi, Delores Frye, Dr. Farber pointed out that if the le- low drying qualities but through the all of it was tested and certified to be I.Ilbritson of Washington. After all he will be designated to take part in the Patricia Rasmussen, and Ruth Piper gislative branch at any time should experiments it will show what minerals the best. Then we went down 13 steps national match, although it will be quite coached a crew to a victory in the are pledges. . . . Virginia Runyan, make certain allotments for the army will be needed to decrease the satura- to the basement. At the bottom of the Olympics last year and the best is some time before the results are an- accompanied by Patricia Rasmussen, and navy, the aforesaid departments tion of the oil and thereby to increase stairs there was a large platform—the nounced. none too good for the NDSC. Of course played a group of violin selections for may continue to draw this allotment, the drying qualities, making it a better gallows. In a weak quaking voice I if he is pretty busy we can take lessons Last week the rifle team competed Pi Mu Phi at their regular Wednes- year after year, whether it is needed oil for paints. The present test is be- said, "What's that thing for?" from him by mail. I am sure that if with Boston University and Texas A. day night meeting held in Ingelside at or not, even though the legislature is ing run with variable amounts of po- "Oh that, that's what we carry 'em we pay him enough he will go without & M. in postal matches. Texas won MSTC. . .. A string quartet made up not in favor of their actions. tassium, all other factors constant. The away with.', said the hermit. dessert at supper time in order to write with a total of 3,694 points against of Virginia Runyan, Lorraine Dunlevy, Dr. Farber ended his speech with the aim of experiment is to show what I turned and was ready to run, when us a daily letter. NDSC's 3,535. Boston University has Louise McCutcheon and Miriam Stock- words, "The Japanese are not the most minerals should be supplied as ferti- he added, "you know, carry the sacks That reminds me, we gotta raise not been heard from yet. This week ton will hold its first official practice despised people on earth, they are the lizer to increase the demand for Da- full of grain up to the storage rooms." money to pay the man. Well, Ed Can- the squad is holding postal matches on Saturday. most pitiable!" kota grown flax. So, this wasn't a murderer's den after tor asked all of the radio stars to do- with Penn. State, Kemper Military, all, and the hermit was only the old nate a minute of their program at some Montana State, and Oklahoma A. & M. man that had worked there for the last time during a certain week to ask for A number of other matches are sched- 15 years. I guess he must have noticed dimes to help cure infantile paralysis. uled for the near future. how anxious I was to get out of the The march of dimes brought in over Approximately thirty men are on the basement, because he took me up to the half a million. We could ask them team with considerable shifting being office, and we sat down and talked. to donate two minutes time

Enroute from Washington, D. C. to western South Dakota, Marion (Red) Striker, graduate in soils at the NDAC in 1934 and formerly of Bucyrus, stop- ped off at Fargo for a day. Striker was amazed at the improve- WATCHA DO/N, BUTCH ments in laboratory facilities that have NAW IM ./1157 PRACTION. 70 been made in the soils department since TRAIN/ND FOR YOUR his graduation. He reports that, con- sidering the size of the institution, the NEXT BOUT ? WATCH THE FORDS CO BY soils department at the NDSC is one of the best equipped in the United States. He reports that the soils work he has been doing the past three and half years with the Bureau of Chemistry and Soils has taken him to Porto Rico, Michigan, Tennessee, and now to western South X Dakota. He spent last summer in TUSKEGEE INSITTUTII Michigan, and the work done in Ten- HAS A SCHOOL FOR. CHEFS WHERE THEY nessee was in connection with the Ten- TRAIN =DENTS TO nessee Valley Authority. His assign- BecomE WRTSE ment in South Dakota happens to be a SEASONED COOKINeb, soil survey investigation in connection SOUTHERN STYLE: with range problems. Ford W. WALLWORKI The Best Values Cars and Trucks FARGO and MOORHEAD In Used Cars There Is No Substitute for Sale and Service Six THE SPECTRUM News From Other Schools by A. C. P.

students by the National Youth ad- Quotable Quotes Texas U War Poll Shakespeare Signature ministration was investigated by the Secretary Ickes Down Broadway (By Associated Collegiate Press) Found By Prof. Lewis University and it was found that a By Reveals Slackers group so employed made a better Discusses Fascism showing than a similar group which FRED WITTMER, and MEL ADAMS "The great mass of American girls, Salt Lake City, Utah (ACP)—The Austin, Texas (ACP)—A war poll was unemployed. Chicago, Ill. (ACP)—Secretary of (Associated Collegiate Press Corre- from the girls at the department store Shakespeare laboratory of the Univeri- at the University of Texas brought ity of Utah announcd last week it had A grandson of Sun Yat-Sen, "Father the Interior Harold L. Ickes, in a talk spondents) to the most elite, are much more beau- of the Chinese Republic", has enrolled forth the charge on the part of a Texas authenticated a hitherto unknown sig- before the Association of American Success Story tiful than girls of foreign countries." nature of William Shakespeare. at the University of California for the newspaper editor that if the results Colleges, said last week that educa- Success story of the week is the ap- Dr. Earl H. Bul, University of Ne- Six other signatures of the English winter semester. He had been stu- pointment of twenty-four-year-old braska anthropologist. reflected real ,campus sentiment, it dramatist exist. The seventh, subject dying political science at Shanghai un- tion is an indispensible tool of demo- branded present-day students as slack- til Japanese bombs destroyed that in- Florence Kelley (Smith '34) as law "The result of teaching young per- of 19 months of research by Prof. B. cracy and that "the real thrift to all stitution. sons they are helpless in the clutches ers. Roland Lewis, is four inches long, on a democracies everywhere is Fascism." assistant to District Attorney Thomes of a soulless economic system . . . has The poll, in which 61.8 per cent of piece of paper evidently cut off an -old The University of Nebraska student Criticizing the present procedure of E. Dewey. New York's racket-buster. document. publication board chose a coed editor a a a been an attitude expressed by the the students who answered said they colleges, Mr. Ickes said that they have Prof. Lewis declined to set an exact of the Daily Nebraskan for the first phrase, 'Let Father do it.' " Dr. Hen- been taking the young men and women By Billy Rose wouldn't volunteer for war to invade value for the scrawl but said $75,000 time in 15 years. She is Helen Pascoe, ry C. Link, director of the Psychologi- of America and have been making out some other country, was defended by has been paid for Shakespeare objects junior in the college of journalism. After weeks and weeks of a super- cal Service Center, flays the belief that of them ex-football stars, budding "men student officials and the Daily Texan of less value. An official bulletin of the San Jose colossal build-up, Billy- Rose last man is a victim of heredity and social about town." bond salesmen and "just week who challenged critics to investigate it. State College ranks love as one of the opened his Casa Manana, the erstwhile environment. engineers, just doctors, and just law- They maintained that it reflected ex- THIS COLLEGIATE WORLD ten commonest causes for students French Casino, and presented for the "College-trained women have tried to pressions of only two or three per cent yers." (By Associated Collegiate Press) flunking out in their examinations. first time in the history of night-club be objective in a field in which asjec- of the men students. and doesn't "make Time is given as the only cure. "A social outlook, a sense of obliga- entertainment a book musical comedy tivity is obviously at its minimum. slackers" out of these. tion to the state, coupled with a will- Embattled coeds at the University of "Potting" is classed as another common as the show. A pint-sized showman's They have not allowed themselves real- Jake Pickle, student association pre- cause. ingness to serve the state, ought to be program read: "Billy Rose Presents ly to feel and have any emotions. We Alabama are hurling the charge of inculcated in every youth," he said. sident, said that the poll does not show stinginess at the men on the campus. The Arkansas Traveler, student news- `Let's Play Fair,' Conceived by Billy don't have to confuse mother love with "The colleges have themselves to a refusal of students to fight in de- They think they have good reason, paper at the University of Arkansas, Rose, Lyrics by Billy Rose, at Billy another love, and just because we have fense of the country and that "it is a thank for the sporadic "Red-hunts" to Rose's Casa Manana." It was agreed revolted from over-sentimentality, we since they recently learned that the is doing its part to solve the unem- perverted sense of patroitism that at- ployment problem. A free agency which they are subjected," he said .. . that Rose had a fair musical with no don't have to eliminate sentiment en- university supply store, where food and tempt to foster war. Students, like e,,tablished on the campus by the pa- "I cannot escape the conviction that ... plot, which is understandable since it is tirely." Mrs. Sidinie M. Gruenberg, drinks are sold, has one of its biggest other citizens, don't want war." crowds of the day immediately after per offers to interested townspepole if there were more concern about turn- hard to conceive how his guests could educational director of the Child Study ing out socially trained men and wo- 10:45 p. m., when the men must return the services of students as tutors, ty- eat, drink, handle their dates and still Association of America, gives her views men the "Red-hunts" would be rare their dates to dormitories or sorority pists, odd-job men, nurse maids, chauf- follow a story all in the same evening. on mother love, prompted by the recent indeed." Harvard Finds Coeds houses. feurs, store clerks, dish washers, and New York at Large controversy. "The real trouble with so many of That means but one thing to them. waiters. "Only international disapproved, ex- `Tufts' Assignment our faculties," he concluded, "is that ... Joe Gordon, the much-talked-about Their fond young Romeos are simply Dr. Jay Jones, instructor in English pressed by the peace-loving people of too many of our professors become re- new Yankee infielder, may enter Co- waiting to buy refreshments until they at the University of Texas, got even the world through their only weapon— The ears of the editorial staff of the cluses." lumbia for master's degree after he an economic ban on war lord aggressors Harvard Crimson are bright red. have only one mouth, instead of two, with some "bright boys" in his class. obtains his physical education degree —can end the merciless conquests of Reading in the newspapers that girls to feed. Before Dr. Jones came to class, one of from the U. of Oregon .. .Dorothy Ann the modem day." Maesine Gam, at Jackson said they'd like to be known The boys insist that they aren't trying the students wrote on the board, "Dr. Blank, former editor of College Humor Chinese-American citizen of the sec- as "Tufts coeds", the editor of the Har- to save money on girls, but that they Jones will not meet classes Wednes- Zinc Proves Good in the days when collegians really read ond generation and a student at vard Crimson sent a reporter and a like a late-evening snack; and "there are day." By the time he arrived, an- the mag, was one of the scenario wri- Wayne University, lent her support to a cameraman to get a couple of similar some dishes a gentleman can't eat other student had applied the eraser, Medical Weapon ters for "Snow White and the Seven to leave, "Dr. Jones will not meet his Japanese boycott. statements from the Radcliffe girls. He gracefully in the presence of a lady." Dwarfs," which has even Westbrook thought it would be as easy as that. lasses Wednesday." Not to be out- Pegler have notices . . . Dorothy was the done, Dr. Jones erased one more letter. San Francisco, Calif. (ACP)— Two Oglethorpe U Coeds But back came the photographer with THE COLLEGIATE REVIEW scientists of Stanford University last only Disney representative at the New no pictures, and the reporter, with two (By Associated Collegiate Press) week said that nasal instillations of zinc York premiere, the Mickey Mouse Form 'Ugly Club' sizzling statements. "Are you mad?" sulpate may be the weapon which Maestro not believing in taking time one coed said, "We prefer our splendid Four hundred Drake University men ultimately will control dreaded infan- out for kudos . . . Labor Stage, which Student Fraternity has the town talking with "Pins & Oglethorpe University coeds have isolation." well be needed as escorts for the tile paralysis. Needles," will do as its next produc- formed an "Ugly Club" to protect their And the editor of the Radcliffe News women from Stephens College when Forms New Party The treatment already has proved tion Sidney Kingsley's dramatization of rights against unchivalrous males. said she might be quoted as laughing. they come to Drake for a dance March successful in experiments with mon- 17. And the student council must Millen Brand's "The Outward Room." Their motto is to take everything they The astute Harvard editor cast aside keys, the doctors said. It remains to . . . The three high jumpers who re- can get. match the names and descriptions of Washington, Pa. (ACP) — Student his journalistic ethics to save the pride be seen now how it works when trans- vised the world indoor and outdoor re- "We never turn down anything," said the women with available Drake men. members of Pi Sigma Alpha, honorary of the rest of the Harvard men, and ferred to human beings. cords last year and won all the cham- the girl who is Madame Queen or chief More than 200 University of Minne- political science fraternity at Washing- cooked up a phoney to the effect that The scientists are Dr. E. W. Schultz, pionships will come together for the mogul, if a cigaret is offered and we sota students have been turned away ton and Jefferson College, not satis- the Radcliffe girls were cuh-razy to be- professor of bacteriology and experi- first time this season in the Millrose from the second annual marriage clinic fied with present governmental and po- don't want it ourselves, we have to come Harvard coeds. mental pathology, and his associate Dr. Games at Madison Square Garden sponsored by the University Y. M. C. litical conditions, have laid the ground on take it and give it to one of our sister L. P. Gebhardt. They have been en- Feb. 5. . . . They are Mel Walker and members. Although we're not exact- A. The eight-week clinic will present work for a third party. a different speaker at each meeting. gaged in a long laboratory fight against Dave Albritton, of Ohio State, and ly gold diggers, we're going to take Objectives Needed The fraternity has branded capital poliomyelitis, and the record of the Edward Burke, of Marquette. everything we can get." The Purple Parrot, campus humor magazine, was barred recently from gains and surplus profits taxes as dis- fight, up to now, is one of discourage- Among the Records Hartford, Conn.—(ACP)—Clarity of distribution among Northwestern Uni- criminatory and not progressive, and ment and prolonged researches which objective is what the liberal arts col- proved futile. Add campus fads: At Macalester Col- versity students until a two-page sup- advocates their abolition. Two really swell recordings have lege in St. Paul, coeds have taken up lege needs most, President Dixon Ryan plement of pictures showing coeds in They also advocate the extension of It was not until they discovered that just been released of "Bei Mir Bist du wearing a different color of sweater Fox of Union college told a group of their baths had been deleted. Civil Service "within reason". Com- nasal instillations of zinc sulphate will Schoen." The first is by Benny each day in the week. Union college alumni. Five sons have been sent to the pulsory arbitration of labor disputes create resistance to paralysis in mon- Goodman's quartet (Victor 25751), Mondays the sweaters—and campus "It cannot be a simple objective such United States•Naval Academy at Anna- is scored for its "fassist tone", and other pcoys for a period of three months that Martha Tilton handling the vocal. The —are blue, with every shade from aqua as would be found in Germany or Italy polis by John G. Grommelin, Alabama "undesirable characteristics." they began to see success ahead. tune covers both sides of the disc and to navy seen about the halls. Coeds or Russia, for we are training person- planter. The fifth and youngest son The Roosevelt administration was es- This discovery, and its twin, the fact is full of real jamming. The second turn yellow on Tuesdays while green is alities to make the most of themselves entered the academy this fall. pecially criticized for its supreme court that the disease enters the human body "Bei Nir" record is by Jerry Blaine the next shade on the week's color and personalities differ. We would not Students may work their way activity as the organization advocated through nerves in the olfactory area, (Bluebird 7344). The third record wheel. Thursday is red sweater day. regiment them if we could, for our through college without fear that their limiting powers of the legislative bodies are considered the greatest steps for- this week is Victor 25728, "I can't Get Friday, however, rules are relaxed national ideal is one of mutual con- employment will affect their scholastic with regard to changing decisions or ward in the fight against the most Started" and "Prisoner's Song," both by and the girls can dress up if they tribution, each according to his pecu- standing, according to Temple Univer- influencing opinions of the federal withering scourge of childhood and Wisconsin Bunny Berigan. Plenty of choose. liar strength." sity officials. Part-time employment of court. youth. hot trumpet work in the latter.

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THE SPECTRUM Page Seven. Spectrum SPORT S Section Will Play On AC Court A Bison Victory Bison Leave Sad UNIVERSITY CAGES SMITH "' MAY YET WIN TITLE Over Omaha Trail As Season Iowa State Teachers and Morning- would be possible for three or four of side are now leading the North Cen- them to be "on" during the same game Stops NCI Tie Draws To Close tral Conference basketball race with they certainly would win it. It would but one defeat against each team. It be idael if something like that would If the Bison are going to stay out looked as though North Dakota Uni- happen during the Nodak-Bison series, The basketball season is drawing to of a tie for last place in the North versity was to have their own way * * * Central Conference this year they will a close and the Bison are none too again this winter but since they drop- The loss of Fritz Pollard will be a have to win from Omaha tomorrow sorry to see it come if they have to ped two games last week-end they are considerable blow to the Sioux foot- night inasmuch as Omaha is the team play many more games like they did just about out of the race. They might ball prospects. For the past two years possibly get' a tie but hardly anything he has been a constant threat in that now occupies the cellar position against Minot State Teachers College the without any wins as against five losses. more. We really hate to see our sister backfield and probably as dangerous Omaha plays the Sioux at the Forx last Friday night when they went down school defeated but it should make the a man on returning punts as is in the by a score of 41-31. tonight and the chances are that when coming Nodak-Bison series more in- business. Considering his value as a they come to Fargo they will have six Once again the Herd turned in a teresting. We know now that the kicker and a punter as well as run- losses. game where they played poor ball un- Sioux are not invincible. ning ability you can feel pretty con- * * * However, if Omaha is to stay out of til the other team piled up an insur- fident Coach West will not be able to the cellar.when the final averages are mountable lead and then they turned It is very possible that Morningside pull one out of the bag to fill the chalked up their chance will also be cn the steam and so outclassed the and Iowa State Teachers will knock colored star's shoes next fall. Horace tomorrow night as the Herd is the opposing quint that the spectators were each other out of undisputed leader- Johnson is a good runner but he is softest touch remaining on their sched- left with a feeling that the Bison are ship in the North Central cage race, not up there with Pollard. Pollard ule. They meet South Dakota in their the best team. causing one or both schools to fall into might return next fall but indications a tie with North Dakota University. are that he is definitely through with remaining game after the AC. Minot started out fast and piled up Morningside and Iowa have two games the University. I still would like to Although they still won't be power- a 28 to 10 lead in the first half. The to play against each other—on the 12th see him run the high hurdles. He did ful the Herd will be at full strength Herd scored six points on free throws they play at Cedar Falls and on the not compete last spring in the North for the tilt with Ted Whalen and Carl during that half and did not score a 26th they meet at Sioux City. To fur- Central Conference track meet. Rorvig both returned to the fold. Now, single field goal until more than 15 ther complicate matters Morningside * * * as ever, Coach Lowe is hoping that minutes of the game had elapsed and has to meet South Dakota University, Looking at the standings of the North more than one of the players will then Forrest Stephens swung around choose to play together in the same a team which is now beginning to show Central Conference reminds me of the with one of his one-handed shots and much strength. It looks as though the day, several months ago, when the game. So far that has happened only swished it through. three times and two of those times the final games will have to be played be- Spectrum picked the two Iowa teams Herd won. The other game • where the Minot was playing classy ball both fore the champion can be determined. to fight it out for the title this year. Bison worked pleasingly was against on defense and offense during the first * * Everyone else seemed to think that Concordia, but the Cobbers also chose half, but during the latter moments of James Maxwell had his night last the South Dakota teams or the Uni- that night to turn in the best game of the half the Herd was able to break Monday against South Dakota State versity Sioux were the teams to watch. the year for their team. through for several shots, none of when he put in four baskets. All of Not to lord it over anybody, but who According to the performances in the which they were able to make good, the Bison cagemen have had nights seems to have done the best picking last several games it seems that sev- however. The crowd would cheer when they have looked good. If it so far? eral of the regular starters are going whenever they so much as hit the to be benched in favor of the boys backboard, the Bison being so far off who have shown a little more fight and in their shooting. Omaha College Roster I ability to hit the basket. The probable In the second half the Bison scored Bison Lose To I starters tomorrow night are hard to first, but the Beavers scored 5 points PLAYER No. figure out but Phillips and Stephens soon after to give them a 21-point lead. SDS; Second Julius Bachman 19 may start at forwards. Hawkins at It was beginning to look like another Melvin Boldenow 17 center and Rorvig and Maxwell at the runaway as the first half had been, but Joe Dawson 11 guard posts. the Minot boys began to play smart- Loss Of Week John Elliott 24 aleck ball and that spelled their doom. Don Grote 10 Previously the Bison had been help- Ed Kersenbrock 18 For the second time in less than a less against the fast breaking Beavers Ray Lindekugal 15 week the Bison let an opposing team but now they were continually knock- Gerard Nelson 20 North Central Conference pull away to a commanding lead on ing down one-handed shots and hook Lowell Rundlett 12 them in the first quarter but the trou- passes and capitalizing on them to Earl Strobehn 14 For the first time in years the Sioux ble was that the Herd let SDS continue score. Dale Wolfe 21 have been knocked out of the title to pile up a lead greater than ever in race. It has been a long time since Wes Phillips Comes Through the second half as the AC team went the upstate team has lost two games under by a score of 48 to 25. Clem Erickson, 7-foot giant, will see in one season and now since it has Led by Ray Hawkins and Wes Phil- lips the AC boys began to hit the hoop The defeat was the worst of the year action against U frosh next week— happened it still seems impossible. Al- for the Bison, who previously had the watch for him! though everyone has been hoping for at last. Phillips came through with three consecutive buckets, all of them 43-30 defeat from the same team as years that the Sioux would lose a few their worst mark. The Jackrabbits, games outside of the AC series those pretty shots from fairly far out on the court. The Bison started to break composed mostly of sophomores, reach- same people now hate to see the title ed their peak in the first game with leave the state. in nice and recover the ball off of the Model Laundry backboard and, in other words, they the AC, according to their coach, but It was Morningside and South Da- they surpassed even that peak in last kota University that gave the Sioux began to look like champions. But it IT'S PHONE —4— was too late. These Omaha cagers who will face the Bison tomorrow night include: Monday's game. the low end of the scoring column . DRY CLEANERS SDU eked out a one point victory and The Herd had started too late on Top, Don Grote; middle left, Lindeku gal; middle right, Wolf; lower right, The Bison, obviously tired from the Morningside won with the magnificent their winning stride and although the Mazzeri; lower left, Strobehn. trip, had a difficult time breaking into margin of two points. Minot crowd was plenty worried about the scoring column and it was eight Bill McCosh, the Sioux scoring pow- whether or not the local team was go- minutes after the starting whistle that er, was not stopped in either of those ing to win, the 18-point lead from the Three Boxers To Ted Whalen sunk a free throw to cut two games and now has scored 78 first half was too much and the AC Women In The News the score to 11-1. It was 17 to 1 and DAKOTA. PHOTO points in five games with three left to had failed in their sixth attempt at a Represent School there was only six minutes of the half play. However, Bob Curtis, scoring win over a team from the North Da- left when Jim Maxwell got the first Margaret Jones won the ping-pong ENGRAVING CO. ace of ISTC, is still leading him in kota Conference. bucket of the game for the Herd. championship title by defeating Jean After working out for weeks, three I L LW-7 RA TO R./. DEZIG N E Rd' total points with 80 points in six games. Maxwell was the outstanding player Curious Fouls Called Humphreys in a close tilt in the finals AC boxers will represent the school ENGRAVER" LITHO PLATMAKER/ The leading Bison scorer is Captain of the game for the Herd with nine of the singles tourney. The doubles at the Northwest Golden Gloves tour- FAR G 0 NO. DAK. During the game the referee came points to his credit. Stephens and Carl Rorvig, in twelfth place in the nament in Minneapolis next week. through with a couple of decisions that title was won by Margaret Jones and Phillips, the two supposedly old men standings with 31 points in five games. Betty Jane Wiley. The three men who will fight have yet to be seen called on the Bison next of the squad, also turned in good floor The standings: * * * Monday as AC boxers are Roy W L Pct. TP OP floor. Two double fouls were called. Carr, games. The volley-ball tournament will get middleweight; Red Crane, light heavy- Dr. Andrew J. Kaess, 15 1 .833 257 205 The first one was called on Wheeler The defeat was the fourth conference MORN ____ underway next Monday at five o'clock weight; and Al Johnston, a feather- ISTC 5 1 .833 211 180 of the AC team and one of the Minot loss of the year for the Bison and M. D. with the Frosh meeting the Seniors in weight fighter. Crane and Johnston UND 2 .600 209 180 players. wiped out all chances of an even break PHYSICIAN and SURGEON the first game. The Juniors and Soph- are state titleholders of Golden Gloves in conference standings this year inas- SDS 3 3 .500 199 190 The second one was the one open to Phone 141-W omores clash Tuesday at the same time belts. much as only two games against the U USD 2 3 .400 190 180 argument, but as nobody had heard of 1041/2 Broadway and then the winners of these two count and they have the one game with NDAC 1 4 .200 168 244 it before nobody was able to question FARGO, N. DAK. games will play on Wednesday. most of the time during the Physical Omaha. OMAHA _ 0 5 .000 165 243 the referee's judgment. A Minot play- * * * Education classes. Golf is being taught er was coming down the floor and by Miss Register, who took instruc- Herman Larson and Stephens both The Sophomores won the interclass basketball tournament by defeating the tions from Miss Dorothy Randall of Fritz Pollard Drops came together on him at about the New York City. Miss Register is in- OPPORTUNITIES .... same time. Although both of the AC Freshmen in the finals. Previously the Seniors had been eliminated by the stalling Miss Randall's plan of teaching players had committed an uninten- Opportunities are of value only to those who are prepared to make use Out At University Sophomores and the Freshmen had golf at the AC this year. tional foul, one would expect the ref- * * of them. The plane on which you will be living five or ten years from eree to call the foul on the first one won from the Juniors. An unexpected and powerful blow * * * The Psi Kappa's hot dog queen, Mu- now depends upon the preparation one makes today so as to be able to fouling the Minot boy, but instead, the was dealt to Sioux football hopes when The intramural basketball tourna- riel Stephens, is still holding down her make use of the opportunities which come tomorrow. it was announced that Fritz Pollard, Minot basketeer was given two free trusty position in the gym during The business world offers more opportunities to trained workers than shots and the two Bison players each ment will begin the week of Feb. 21. Olympic hurdler and North Central Although the team rosters are not as practices. And at the last report the all other lines of work put together. Plan your course in business had a foul chalked up against them. Conference all-star football player for yet complete the captains of the vari- nickels were still pouring in. training now. Call at the office, phone 1099 or write for particulars. Another curious thing about the * the past two years, had dropped out of ous teams are as follows: Phi Mu, * game was that it was the first time school. Twenty new members were initiated INTERSTATE BUSINESS COLLEGE, that an opposing outfit had outfouled Anna Marie McMerty; Kappa Delta, Although nobody knows why Fritz Jean Leake; Alpha Gamma Delta, into the Women's Athletic Association FARGO, NORTH DAKOTA dropped out of school it has been as- the Bison. It may have been because on Wednesday night at the Y. Ted Whalen and Captain Carl Rorvig Helen Restevedt; Phi Omega Pi, Mar- certained that he was not in trouble garet Jones; Kappa Kappa Gamma, and he had passed all of his semester were both unable to make the trip, but even so, the rest of the players heart- Jessie Helstad; Gamma Phi Beta, Pat studies. The way is open for him to Oram, and the Independents, Jo Erick- ily wished that they had been there ATTENTION STUDENTS! return next year and if he does de- son and Ruth Bockwaldt. as their presence might have meant a cide to come back to the university he * * * victory for the Herd. THE FIRST ACCURATE Si will be eligible to compete in varsity Tennis and golf are now taking up sports. LOW PRICED Those students who knew Pollard ide Rule 25c exceptionally well advanced the theory Groceries and Meats For Draftsmen! Machinists! Toolmakers! that he was tired of college football Dr. C. J. Anderson Engineers! Carpenters! Students! and didn't want to play any more be- WE AIM TO PLEASE Phone 996 1101/2 Broadway PAT. PPM. cause it slowed him up so much in Evenings r9-ri. by Appointments 4 got • his running. 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Hunter and other YW and Minnie Anderson's Consumers Buying Once again the fans of North Dakota dents, must have amended his ways According to a letter received in the F. J. Brinley, member of the Zoology YMCA officers to make plans for the and thrown off hiS cloak of sarcasm. class. The 100 girls in the class are State College are going to spend a President's office from H S. Diehl, Dean faculty who spent ten weeks this sum- Y conference which will be held at week-end without seeing the Fresh- He was seen explaining a problem for learning by actual experience to buy of the medical sciences for the Uni- mer at the Carnegie Foundation Ma- Jamestown College on April 21, 22, and household goods and clothing to the men in action. This will make it two all of ten minutes to a senior in fresh- rine Biological Laboratory on Dry Tor- 23. Russel Prentice will be conference best advantage. week-ends in a row and after that last man Chemistry without once becom- versity of Minnesota, former NDSC tugas Islands just off Key West, Flor- chairman, and Dr. Harold Boslee, Re- Students take turns at selecting mer- defeat by the ATO's we will wager that ing ironical. students have been above average in ida. ligious Director at Iowa State Teach- * * chandise from Fargo stores to use in there are plenty of fans who would their first year of work in medical One of 16 scientists invited by the ers College, will be the main speaker. class demonstrations. Articles are like to see them play again to see if It has come to our attention that school at Minnesota. Foundation to spend the summer in To help in training the Y workers will chosen, for comparison, in different they are really as bad as the frater- the Home Ec girls are not doing be Robert Johnson of Milwaukee, who The figures, assembled from the re- research work, Dr. Brinley spoke in- price ranges. The girls give demon- nity outfit made them out to be. so well as home managers. They is on the National Council at Milwau- ports which all the medical schools of terestingly of the life on the islands. strations three times a week, using ma- But conference rules limit the fresh- used over $200 during their six kee. Miss Sarah Birch of Chicago, Na- the country make to the Association Colored lantern slides supplemented terial selected by student shoppers. Dis- men aggregations of each member weeks forced stay at the practice tional Student secretary of of American Medical colleges, and the lecture and Dr. Brinley exhibited the YWCA, cussion and criticism of the materials, school to seven games a year and in- house—and ALL the money is sup- will help to train the girl Y workers. compiled from 1930 to 1936, show that various forms of plant and animal life or the manner of demonstrating is asmuch as the Frosh of NDSC have posed to go for food. * * 12% of the students entering the Uni- obtained during the summer. frank and lively. The girls must be already competed in five games they * * * . The YMCA and other campus ser- versity of Minnesota Medical school Sponsored by the Zoology Club, the familiar with the good and bad points want to save two more for the Uni- vice organizations will hold an All- While on the subject of things that from this college were failed or en- meeting was presided over by James of the article shown. versity Freshmen. College dance at Festival Hall on Fri- cannot be figured out someone try to cumbered at the end of the first year. Moore. A brief business meeting fol- Household goods, such as sheets, rugs, Although everyone in the school was day night, February 18, after the first explain the bookstore and the men's As a basis for comparison, it has been lowed the lecture. and mattresses have been studied thus so proud of the Frosh team several basketball game with the University of dorm. calculated that 23% of all the students far. Now the girls are eager to take weeks ago that they were willing to * * * North Dakota. Dancing will be from who entered medical schools from the up the study of clothing, the main bet their shirt on them against the James H. R. Cromwell, husband of 9:30 until 12, with Walsh-Sanders or- We got a peek at the list of 26 following colleges during the same pe- feature of most girls' budgets. Style, Baby Sioux, it is beginning to look the richest girl in the world. Doris chestra furnishing the music. Tickets seniors which will be cut to 9 and riod of time were failed or encumbered fabric, price, quality and suitability doubtful in more ways than one. Duke Cromwell, recently recommended will be 50c with one registration card then called "representative"—Ha! at the end of the first year: Carleton will be carefully studied. First of all the U is coming up with to the house ways and means commit- either from the U or the AC. Vaude- * * college, Duluth junior college, Eveleth The object of the course is to train a strong Frosh quint this year. With tee, immediate reduction and ultimate ville acts put on by the U students will junior college, Gustavus Adolphus col- the students in buying. By learning so many all-state men at the AC none The smooth Sigma Chi's brought the repeal of all forms of income tax. And be the feature of the dance. lege, Hibbing junior college, Luther the values of merchandising they will thought ' that there were any left for K. D.'s inspector a corsage. The figs that's natural. We're all in there pitch- college, Macalester college, University get a better idea of what they should the upstate school to choose from, but received—no thanks. ing for ourselves. He made his recom- Barbara Gwyther's great grand- * * of Minnesota, North Dakota State col- look for in their own buying. it looks like we were wrong again. • mendation for the same reason that father can remember the time when on lege, Rochester junior college, St. John's Girls, who heretofore have had no Coach Arvo Antilla and his Papooses The Kappa Psi's have lost their most of us would favor abolishment of his way to Chicago to obtain an official college, St. Mary's college, St. Olaf col- opportunity to select their own clothes have played only one game to date reputation to the Kappa Kappa Chemistry and Physics courses; for the census of that city, he met a fellow who lege, St. Thomas college, South Dakota in a large store, are especially bene- but in that game they swamped the Gamma's and they seem to have it same reason that Dean Dolve has bit- knew everyone in town and so he State college, and South Dakota Uni- fited by the experience gained in Hoople independents by a score of 65 all bottled up. terly criticized the NDSC; for the same was saved the inconvenience of fin- * * versity. studying the value and suitability of to 36. reason that bookworms condemn subsi- ishing the trip. clothes and home furnishings. The roster of the University team We have nothing on Mercedes Morris dization of athletes; for the same rea- now includes Osgard and Eide, centers; this week except that she ran out of INTRAMURAL STANDINGS son that athletes sneer at bookworms; for the same reason that the boys on Leafe, Allen, Smith and Dragge, for- gas one night—huh? W. L. TP OP * * relief condemn Henry Ford in their Smith, Stenehjem Win wards; and White, Partridge, Bush and * KSig 6 1 186 91 Honorary Members At Enge at guards. corner grocery store sessions, for the Hi-diddle-diddle the cow jumped ATO 5 1 142 92 same reason that the editorial staff Interclass Play Contest Another reason why the AC Frosh over the moon vanishing cream. SigX 4 2 132 138 Lincoln Club Banquet coach, John Smith, is beginning to get criticizes the business staff for filling Moo. KPSI 2 4 119 138 the paper full of ads; for the same rea- gray hairs is because injuries have at • • Virginia Smith and Gwendolyn • DeltT 1 5 104 142 son . . ah, you name a few. Dr. R. A. Beard, Haile Chisholm, and last hit his squad. It was not enough Didjaever sit in the north bleachers SigPhiD 0 6 96 178 Stenehjem, seniors, presenting an ex- Leverett Hoag will be made honorary to have to lose 10 men good enough at a basketball game and watch the Cosmo 0 5 31 132 cerpt from Mary, Queen of Scots, won Selected for their outstanding inter- members of the Lincoln club at the to play in any game because they Dorm 5 0 77 the inter-class one-act play contest yell leaders pucker-up for the whistle 50 est and participation of YWCA affairs, annual Lincoln Day dinner to be held couldn't make the first five here, but in the Sky Rocket? ThetaX 3 3 74 Thursday afternoon and tied for des- 93 eight freshmen girls were placed on the Saturday, February 12, at 12:30 in the now two of his stars are laid up with * * * YMCA 3 2 126 67 ignation as best actresses participating Freshman commission, a basic honorary Lincoln Log Cabin. The menu will hurts. GR 3 2 80 65 in the play festival. Roy Pederson, Marg "Long Pan" Wilson stays group aspiring to Y cabinet. The work consist of dishes which were Lincoln's While the Bison were away on their after class and uses the microscopic SAE 2 3 104 85 freshman, was named best actor. favorites, such as baked potatoes and trip the Frosh had to keep practicing of the group consists of serving the Directors of plays were Lorraine Fit- mirror in order that she may pow- Blue Monday Teas, and making money corn bread. and so they scrimmaged against the der her nose—it's such a delicate NEW HIGH MEN STANDINGS jar, freshman; Dorothy Bentley, soph- DeLaurence Nelson, senior in applied MSTC varsity. Although they held for sending representatives to Lake omore, and LaVaun Anderson, junior. instrument. 56 arts and sciences, Richard Hoag, sopho- their own and in fact outscored the in- • • • Nelson, Delta Tau Geneva at the Summer Conference of Volkerding, Kappa Sig 54 the YWCA. more in applied arts and sciences, and tercity rivals, they lost Bob Johnson, Definition of a girl with class on Boulger, Sigma Chi Dya hear about the cow that drank sciences, and Roger Toussaint, sopho- forward, who is now going around with NDSC campus is: "One that has less 41 The members are Jane Blair, Mildred a bottle of ink and mood Bower, ATO 36 Corcoran, Clarrisa Olson, Dorothy indigo? more in agriculture, will be initiated a cast on his sprained arm. And Pat than three runs in her stockings." Johnson, Kappa Sig 35 into membership after the dinner, to Toomey, alternately guard and for- * * * Luther, Jean Halbeison, Mildred Cone, FRIED CHICKEN White, ATO 34 Barbara Sjordal, and Martha Winslow. which all debaters are invited. ward, is having a great deal of diffi- French Fried Potatoes-20c culty manipulating himself without any "Hot Toddy" Nelson ought to Johnson, Kappa Psi _ 33 Thomas Donovan, president, will pre- Ready—No Waiting crutches. carry a slide rule—she dresses like Pollock, Sigma Chi 32 side. NEWMAN CLUB Specially Wrapped for Outgoing an engineer. Reslock, Sigma Phi Delt ______29 However, Clem Erickson, the col- * * * Orders Loomis, ATO ______29 Meeting Sunday, Feb. 13, at 4:30 p.m. lege giant, came through with a sur- CONEY ISLAND prise performance and scored about 20 Bill Corwin has built himself up—to Voss, SAE 28 in the KC Hall. Dr. J. H. Fjelde will a date? Ph. 331-2 Doors No. Fargo Theater Grenz, Cosmopolitan 25 speak. Refreshments. Jots And Jolts points in one game with a performance * * * that may be good enough to get him Richter, Kappa Psi 25 into a game against the Sioux. Said She: "Want to play post- Fredricks, Kappa Sig 25 Elwood Wylie was unofficially office?" Said He: "Take your stamp col- selected orator of the week after NOTICE he gave an address, "Farewell to Student Commission To lection elsewhere." the 'Shimmy' Bathtub Club" in a * * * PEP RALLY-9:40 a.m., Feb. 18. Good-bye. That's the night of the first U-Bison BUTTREYS recent Speech class. Rold Open Meeting * * * game series, so everyone out! Pharmacists distilling Hydrogen Sul- Members from every campus organ- KAPPA DELTA PI PLEDGES fide on the ground floor have been ization will be invited to attend the Present.... next meeting of the Student Commis- Kappa Delta Pi, international hon- tracked down as being the source of a sion in Ceres A, according to Theodore orary education fraternity, will hold peculiar rotten egg smell hovering Whalen, president. Besides those es- pledging today at 4:15 in the Fireside Tobogganing - Skiing around second floor offices. room of the YMCA. Those to be * * * pecially invited, anyone having an THE NEW opinion to express is asked to attend pledged are: Corrine Anderson, Bryce Skating Shirley Parizek has earned the the meeting which will be held to dis- Cascaden, Howard Huntley, and Don- prestige of being the only girl in cuss student problems. ald Krebsbach, juniors; Jennie Barton, the school to conceal a hot baked The commission also announces that Walter Hinz, James Moore, Beth Oli- Suggest Sandwiches FASCINATING potato through a three-hour lab. those failing to observe the 15-mile ver, Eloise Pfeffer, Maurice Ruland, • * * speed limit are liable to arrest by the and Janet Spaulding, seniors. A tea Made from Gil Friederichs has figured ou to new campus policeman. will follow in honor of the pledges. use for three-cornered scarfs alias fas- William Buck, Lorna Bach, and Mil- FABRIC cinators; at the beginning of a dry BISON PIX dred Boettcher will be in charge. class he poked the gal in front of him Wednesday, Feb. 16: Bluebird Bread and sleepily asked if he could borrow 7:30—Art club. "Expert Watch and Jewelry her hammock for the period. Note: This picture was post- Repairing" • • * poned from Tuesday to Barbara Isaacs and Olive Uthus Wednesday. WIMMERS HOPSACKING about to go to the Charity last 8:00—Alpha Phi Omega. Northwest Bakery Co. Friday, and attired in tux and 8:30—Kappa Delta Pi. FARGO JEWELRY MFG. CO. formal, respectively, suddenly "Walk a Flight and Buy Right" Moorhead, Minn. changed their minds and gallivant- IN FIVE SMART ed off to LaIVIoure, where they spent the week-end with Barbara's folks. One way of impressing the Students Special! home-town. 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