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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 1988 the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's ND’s ’88 debate readies candidates By JIM WINKLER The debate will begin with opening Staff Reporter statements from each candidate, not to exceed two and a half minutes in length, The race for the next Notre Dame stu­ Olmsted said. dent body president is drawing close as candidates prepare for the annual debate ND/SMC ELECTIONS on Sunday, Feb. 14. The nine candidates for student body president have all been invited to partic­ ipate in the debate in the Hesburgh Li­ brary Auditorium at 7:30 p.m., said Candidates’ statements will be fol­ Erika Olmsted, presidental debate com­ lowed by questions from campus media mittee chairwoman. sources and a 30-minute open question By 5 p.m. Thursday, seven tickets had session. They will then be allowed two indicated to Ombudsman that they would minutes for closing remarks. The Om­ take part in the debate. The two remain­ budsman will serve as official ing tickets have until Friday afternoon to respond. see DEBATE, page 4 Bush makes appeals as ’88 race continues Associated Press Dukakis, the leader in New Hampshire’s tightening Democratic con­ Rep. Richard Gephardt turned on test, stressed his role as opponent of the Democratic presidential rival Michael unopened Seabrook nuclear power plant Dukakis on Thursday, declaring him ig­ as he campaigned in front of a clam bar norant of the “complexities of trade designated as an evacuation shelter in policy.” Vice President George Bush case of accident. pleaded with Republicans to help him Jesse Jackson and Sen. A1 Gore stem Bob Dole’s tide in New Hampshire. shunned New Hampshire, Gore touting “I ’m working my heart out here. So his chances in southern states that vote can you help me?” said the struggling next month while Jackson aimed a few GOP front-runner. barbs at his rivals. Dukakis has “every advantage,” he ELECTION said. “ He lives there. He is at home, he’s Susan Coene / The Observer dripping in money. And of course A whiter shade of pail Dukakis, Gephardt and Simon are using money and commercials. I ’m using mes­ Workers at Irish Gardens, in the basement of LaFortune Student Center, try to prepare Dole sounded like a man on a roll, sage, service and experience.” for the fearsome flood of floral fanatics which will inevitably inundate them because of delivering a speech on the deficit and By word and deed, the rest of the Valentine's Day. From left to right are Pat Koeppl, Chris Hurst, and Martine Beamon, declaring, I want to be nice to everybody this week.” see PRIMARY, page 3 ______SMC Task Force to Making the grade: Are study minority issues pass/fail courses worth it? By BRADLEY GALKO task force to increase this num­ Staff Reporter ber have concentrated on By SCOTT BEARBY grade-point average) more no notification of the stu­ studying and working with Assistant News Editor if there is a large proportion dent’s intent is given to the A report on minority students other schools around the of passfail grades,” Wad­ professor. by Saint Mary’s Diversifica­ country, she said. She ex­ A P ’ may stand for ‘pass­ dick said, citing a 1970 state­ Waddick said he dis­ tion Task Force will be pre­ plained that this has been ac­ ing’ under the pass/fail ment issued by the Law courages the 30 percent of sented to the College’s presi­ complished through question­ grade option, but it also may School Admission Council. the graduating class who dent and Board of Regents in naires sent to other schools, mean penalty’ for juniors Waddick said law schools seek to enter graduate and April, said Pamela Bethel, task guest speakers, and atten­ and seniors who are consid­ and graduate schools weigh professional schools from force member. dance of regional conferences ering post-graduate studies. the mandatory tests (LSAT taking passfail courses be­ The task force’s purpose is on the subject of minority The pass/fail option was in­ cause of the position taken “ to come up with an action plan recruitment by task force stituted in 1970 in an attempt A s and by admissions committees. for the recruiting and retention members. to give students the opportu­ B’s at ND “ A ‘P ’ can be read as a ‘D ’,” of minority students,” and “to “ A lot of (other) schools have nity to explore courses out­ he said. develop ideas to promote a good programs ... to recruit sides their majors, without Part 3 of Vincent Raymond, associ­ more culturally aware and serve minority students,” the pressures of grading. a three-part ate dean of the College of campus,” said Bethel, adding Bethel said. But graduate and profes­ series Business Administration, that the plan will also extend Many decisions still have to sional schools are now ques­ said he agrees that passfail to recruiting more minority be made by the task force, said tioning whether applicants and G R E) more for students courses are not a good idea faculty and staff. Bethel, such as whether or not are merely trying to take the with passfail grades. “What for those applying to law Mary Ann Rowan, task force only one or two minorities easy way out in lightening that report said then is still school and graduate school. chairwoman and Saint M ary ’s should be concentrated on, his or her course load, said true today,” he said. Waddick advised that stu­ director of admissions, was un­ what services should be Robert Waddick, assistant Under the University’s dents interested in post­ available for comment. developed, and exactly how dean of the College of Arts academic code, a junior or graduate studies who wish to Minority students constitute they should be developed. She and Letters. senior may take one passfail take a passfail course a “ really small percentage” of said it will take a “well- “It is understandable that elective course each semes­ should wait until the eighth Saint M ary’s student body, Bet­ many admissions officers ter. Grades ‘A’ through ‘D’ see TASK, page 4 hel said. Present efforts of the are already discounting it (a are considered passing, and see GRADES, page 3 page 2 The Observer Friday, February 12, 1988 In Brief Valentine's Day or no: Love really stinks David Tilley,a first-year law student at Notre Dame, died Thursday night, said Father Peter Rocca, assistant Well, you love her, gyyi : _ vice president for student services. Tilley, a 1984 Notre But she loves him IVI I K C Dame graduate from Fresno, Calif., was ill for several And he loves somebody else weeks before his death, he said. He is survived by his You just can’t win Naughton parents, Cecil and Marlene Tilley, and two sisters, Pamela And so it goes ’til Cogite and Marlene Elizabeth Tilley, of Fresno, Calif. A The day you die Features Editor funeral mass will be offered today at 3:30 p.m. in Sacred This thing they call love Heart Church. -The Observer Is gonna make you cry . . . Love stinks. Yeh, yeh Love stinks. Yeh, yeh Alexander Haig is planning to drop out of the presidential race and endorse Sen. Bob Dole, according to published reports from The Washington Post and the Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday of the Dallas Times Herald. The former secretary of state, who year, but you probably wouldn’t know that from received less than 1 percent of the vote in the Iowa the way I act. caucuses, has called a news conference Friday to discuss I don’t participate in traditional Valentine’s the future of his campaign for the Republican nomination, Day rituals; I haven’t given anyone a card since but his campaign manager, Brian Sweeney, refused com­ third grade and don’t intend to start now. I don’t ment. - Associated Press eat valentine candies because they taste like old chalk, and I don’t like valentine hearts be­ cause they don’t look enough like the real thing. Despite this, I really do enjoy Feb. 14. Valen­ tine’s Day is my favorite holiday of the year “Louie, Louie”may be a rock ’n’ roll classic, but because it proves once and for all, conclusively it’s never been considered classical music - at least until and undeniably, beyond all doubt, that love now. WQED-FM, a classical music station intrigued by stinks. an AM rival’s 63-hour “Louie, Louie” marathon, had three I have to confess that even I, a self- local classical artists record versions of the 1963 garage proclaimed Cupid-slayer, feel a tug at my heart - - band hit and is playing them several times an hour. Pit­ now and then and begin to wonder if there really myself when things didn’t work out and act tsburgh Symphony pianist Patricia Prattis Jennings, is something to this love business. But then V- giddy and silly when they did. I would make pianist Christopher O’Riley and cellist Carter Brey and day rolls around, and I regain m y sense of per­ wishes to the moon, pick flowers, write lousy the Con Spirito Woodwind Quintet all recorded their inter­ spective when I see what love is really all about. poetry, walk around the lake, and spend all my pretations of “Louie, Louie ” this week. - Associated Press money without apology. But love isn’t a good Watching idiots blow their paychecks for thing. It’s a terrible, awful, nasty thing that roses which will survive one week (on a rela­ makes jack asses out of normal people. tionship which will survive two) warms my Not all love stinks. Loving your parents is nat­ heart. Seeing crowds of students lined up like ural enough. I love to go out on weekends. You cattle as they wait to get their Valentine’s Day can love Notre Dame, and love of country is personals in The Observer always puts me in admirable enough. God loves everyone, so does a good mood. And nothing makes my day quite Gary Hart. like hearing some poor slob moan about how he sent out 30 cards and hasn’t got a single one But the love I ’m talking about isn’t like these himself. other loves: It’s that romantic, sappy, I-can’t- live-without-someone-else-to-hold-my- hand- The Annual Mardi Gras Ball will be tonight from 9:30 You see, I really do enjoy Valentine’s Day and-sigh-when-I-sigh kind of love. That kind of to 2 in the South Dining H all. Tickets are available at the because little displays like these help me ap­ love stinks. door. - The Observer preciate the nobility of not having a scope. Even though I have declared myself a con- w ill be held in LaFortune Off-campUS elections Some people have called me “cynical,” and centious objector in the battle of the sexes, I Student Center. A ballot box will be manned at the infor­ I appreciate the compliment, but in the case of am still open to the possibility of love. All that mation desk in the main lobby. Election hours w ill be noon love, I really don’t think that I deserve the I have to is meet someone who is intelligent, to 5 p.m. on Tuesday. The Observer - praise. From everything that I have seen, love beautiful, rich and generous who will be there really deserves to be hated. when I need her but never make demands on Campus Bible Fellowship meets at the Campus my freedom. House, 19525 Pendle Road, 277-8417, tonight at 6:30. - The If love was a good thing I would be into it Observer whole-heartedly, I would carelessly and Now, that’s not too much to ask for, is it? casually fall in love with someone new every Happy St. Valentine’s Day. The Catholic Faith Series continues in the day of the week. I would sigh and feel sorry for Love, Mike. Keenan-Stanford Chapel. Sister Regina Coll will speak from 7 to 8:30 on “The Church,” Sunday, Feb. 14 and The Notre Ha me/Saint Mary's College Republicans Tuesday, Feb. 16. - The Observer Sobering f2.zzi.ent Congressman John Hilerof Indiana’s Third Distict will be presenting a lecture Saturday in the Hesburgh Advice a [zctuxz /j>j Library lounge at 12:30 p.m. The lecture is sponsored by the NDkSMC College Republicans. - The Observer can save U&s, onoria(j[& ^o fin

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Friday, February 12, 1988 The Observer page 3 Former Reagan aide convicted on felonies Associated Press of the federal court jury that single aiding and abetting al­ lawyers vowed to appeal the case said it was unlikely the convicted Nofziger of three legation. convictions. former presidential aide would WASHINGTON - President counts of illegally representing Nofziger, the first former be given a prison term at his Reagan’s onetime political private clients at the White high government official con­ The former White House po­ sentencing, which is set for director, Lyn Nofziger, was House within a year of his res­ victed under the revolving litical director, who dates his March 25 by U.S. District Judge convicted Thursday of illegally ignation from Reagan’s staff in door provisions of the Ethics in association to the president Thomas Flannery. lobbying top White House aides January 1982. Government Act of 1978, at­ back to Reagan’s days as by jurors who said they had no tacked the statute as a “ lousy governor of California, could Independent counsel James trouble finding evidence of The jury, which deliberated law ” and compared his offense receive a maximum two-year McKay said he found the ver­ influence peddling. about six hours, cleared Nof­ with “ running a stop sign.” sentence and a $10,000 fine for dict depressing because “ I just “The evidence just kept com­ ziger of a fourth illegal lobby­ “ I feel I am innocent. I don’t each of three convictions. hate to see someone get con­ ing up all the tim e,” said ing charge and acquitted his think I did anything wrong,” victed of a felony. But we felt Towana Braxton, the foreman partner, Mark Bragg, of a said Nofziger, 63, whose But lawyers familiar with the we had to do our job.’’ ______nation, has become a struggle -Bush, former television candidacy jeopardized by man who has held many jobs to survive: evangelist Pat Robertson and Robertson’s strong showing in in government but has left no Primary -Democratic Sen. Paul former Delaware Gov. Pete du Monday’s Iowa caucuses, laid footprints. That decision Simon borrowed $110,000, most Pont canceled planned trips to plans to attack the form er min­ reflected a belief that the continued from page 1 of it to finance television com­ a political conference in New ister in a Washington speech on Kansas senator, a convincing mercials that began running Orleans, while Dole scrubbed a Friday. winner in Iowa, has the mo­ would-be presidents Thursday criticizing Gep­ trip to Tennessee, all to stay in Dole’s senior aides decided mentum heading into the final emphasized how much next hardt’s voting record in New Hampshire. tentatively not to use a com- days of the New Hampshire week’s prim ary, the first in the Congress -GOP Rep. Jack Kemp, his mercial depicting Bush as a campaign. ______their majors, he said. raise in the minimum grade to Raymond said some students a ‘C’, he said, would make Grades have used pas&fail to lighten pas&fail more challenging, continued from page 1 their course load. Raymond rather than a free ride. cited a recent example of a stu­ About 25 percent of junior Bill Webb Day ! semester, after applications dent who asked him if he could and senior business majors are completed. take a pass/fail class within his take a pas&fail class each se­ For those moving into the major. Waddick said some mester, said Raymond. He said work force after graduation, seniors tend to treat their last he also noted an increase in the Waddick said pas&fail does not semester as “ vacationland.” number of students taking have a large effect. An em­ Peri Arnold, chairman of pas&fail classes in recent ployer generally does not place government and international years. as much emphasis on pas&fail, studies, said he finds it easy to No one in the Office of the he said. spot most students who are on Registrar was available for Raymond said he believes pas&fail because they are not comment on the number of stu­ the pas&fail option has become participating in the class. In dents enrolled in pas&fail distorted from the policy’s the past he has experienced courses. original intent. “It was an op­ students who have not turned portunity for students to dabble in assignments, knowing all Waddick and Raymond both in other disciplines” outside they needed is a D ’. said they would prefer pas&fail “The pas&fail system does grading to be dropped in most not demand enough” cur­ instances. “ I would like to see rently, Arnold said, adding that it abolished, unless students ASSIGNMENT NEPAL: he does believe there is a need follow the true spirit” of the for such a grading scale. Stric­ grading system, said TEACH IN A ter requirements, including a Raymond. CHILDREN DESPERATELY Daily Delivery

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students and staff will Task “definitely require more money,” said Bethel, but added Security Beat continued from page 1 that the issue of money has not supported, long-term commit­ been discussed in great detail. Tuesday, Feb. 9 10:35 p.m.- An off campus student 8:03 p.m.- A Howard Hall resident ment” to be successful. Necessary funding would reported a hit and run accident to his car reported the theft of the stereo from her Possibilities for increasing “probably come from the gen­ 5 p.m.- A Security Officer found a that was parked in the D6 lot sometime car that was parked in the D6 lot. This minority recruitment were dis­ eral college fund,” she said. set of three keys near La Fortune Student between 9:15 and 10 p.m.. Damage is incident occurred sometime between cussed by the task force estimated at $500. Monday afternoon, Feb. 8, and 3 p.m. The task force is comprised Center. Thursday. They include: 7:04 p.m.- A Howard Hall resident on Feb. 10. Her loss is estimated at of students and members of $150. recruiting in schools with high reported the loss of her credit card holder 10:30 p.m.- Four suspicious persons Saint Mary’s faculty and ad­ and contents sometime between 2 and were found in LaFortune and escorted off minority populations, offering ministration. It has been 3:30 p.m. in either Nieuwland Science cam pus. 7:15 p.m.- A resident of Howard Hall scholarships for minority stu­ meeting on a weekly basis Hall, Stepan Chemistry Hall, Howard reported the theft of her wallet and dents, and possibly hiring a since October, said Bethel, one Hall, or D6 parking lot. contents from her room sometime minority student recruiter. of the three students on the task 4:14 p.m.- An off-campus student between 2:30 and 3:45 p.m. Her loss is Recruiting more minority reported the theft of his 35mm camera estimated at $49. force. 9 p.m.- A resident of Zahm Hall from a room in Lyons Hall sometime reported the theft of his jacket, hat, scarf, between 12:30 and 1:30 p.m. His loss is and gloves from outside racquetball courtestimated at $800. 5:44 p.m.- The Audio Center of the lappy 21st Denisia SalernoseTj #2 of the JACC sometime around 8:45 Hesburgh Library reported the theft of the p.m. His loss is valued at $75. Walt Disney Video Cassette, "Pinocchio." Loss is estimated at $30. 9:30 p.m.- A Grace Hall resident Wednesday, Feb. 10 reported the theft of his sweat pants, CB 2:58 a.m.- An Alumni Hall resident jacket, and ID from outside racquetball 5:30 p.m.- A man's jacket and keys reported the theft of his Notre Dame court #1 of the Joyce ACC around 8:30 were found in the upper arena of the Letter Jacket from an off-campus bar. p.m. His loss is estimated at $250. JACC. His loss is estimated at $75. Debate continued from page 1 ND 61

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FOR KEEPS 100 Center Cinema Local Theater Guide The "perfect teengage couple' at their Wisconsin high school Darcy Elliot (Molly Ringwald) and Stan Bobrucz (Randall Batinkoff) find ooooooooooooooooooo themselves with an unthinkable problem - Darcy is pregnant. Are all their plans for the future over? Will Stan study architecture at Cal Tech and will Darcy become a journalist at their state university? TOWN AMD COUNTRY Unlike most stories which deal with teenage pregnancy, this film UNIVERSITY PARK WEST offers an optimistic view of the situation. Darcy and Stan are pre­ READY III CINEMAS 2340 Hickory Rd. sented as strong individuals who are truly in love, so that with these University Park Mall 259-9090 characteristics they have a fighting chance. 277-0441 420 E. Main St. Miles, Michigan "SHE'S HAVING A BABY" 683-1112 "THREE MEN AND A BABY" "SHOOT TO KILL" "MOONSTRUCK" GOOD MORNING VIETNAM " Rock with a twist EMPIRE OF THE SUM" "THE SERPEMT AMD THE MARK NEMEC make great music and to enter­ RAIN BOW accent writer tain people; I'm not arguing that, but evangelism is our SCOTTSDALE CINEMAS A publication once described original mission. As long as we 'PLANES, TRAINS, one of their recent concerts keep winning kids to Christ, I 1153 Scottsdale Mall AND AUTOMOBILES" as having everything a concert know we are in the Lord's will." 291-4583 UNIVERSITY PARK EAST "THREE MEN AMD A BABY" should have "with the excep­ Both DeGarmo and Key are tion of drugs, alcohol, dedicated to this mission. The "ACTION JACKSON" 6424 Grape Rd profanity, topless women, and release of their tenth album, "D "SHOOT TO KILL" 277-7336 vulgar lyrics " - and they are fif K", has a special feature: For coming to South Bend. every cassette that is bought Eddie DeGarmo and Dana the purchaser receives an FORUM CINEMAS THE SERPENT Key are coming to Saint Mary's identical cassette for free with 100 CENTER CINEMA AMD THE RAINBOW" O'Laughlin Auditorium Saturday the instructions "Give one North Village Mail TRONWEED" night, riding a wave of new away...to a friend who needs to 277-1522 100 Center St. ACTION JACKSON" Christian contemporary music hear!" They are also throwing 259-0414 PLANES, TRAINS, that has made Amy Grant and their efforts into the Mission AMD AUTOMOBILES " the rock group Stryper famous. Aviation Fellowship, a Christian "THE LAST EMPEROR BAR FLY" The difference is, that these organization that helps mis­ "SATISFACTION" THROW MOMMA OFF THE BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED" two have been singing about sionaries and workers reach BROADCAST NEWS" TRAIN" "FATAL ATTRACTION" Jesus for ten years. some o f the less reachable FOR KEEPS" DeGarmo and Key have parts of 25 developing known each other since high countries around the world. school and during that time, The MAF is in trouble as to went through many different the type of equipment they are "garage" bands. Gradually they using. "When we were in Zaire, gained popularity and, while flying around the Belgian Con­ with a group called "Globe", go, we were in a Cessna made received a recording contract in 1959," stated Key. We re with a prominent London label. hoping we can encourage sup­ However, after two of their port for the MAF and raise long-time friends became born- some money and buy them a again Christians, their attitudes new plane. " The cost: 200,000 towards some of the songs dollars, or about the cost most they were singing changed. bands pay for a nice tour bus. Saturday night at 7:30 p.m., These performers did not DeGarmo and Key will bring switch to Christian rock for their unique style of music with means of success. In a recent a message to the O'Laughlin > article of Contemporary Christ­ Auditorium. Tickets are avail­ u ian Music magazine, DeGarmo able the O'Laughlin box office, stated "It's all a matter of what the Century Center box office, you are called to do. We've al­ and all area Christian ways felt that we were called to bookstores. Cost is $9.50 in win kids to Jesus Christ; that's advance, $11.50 at the door, our mission and that's our and groups of ten or more are goal. There are a lot of people $7.50 each. For more informa­ The Christian Rock group DeGarmo and Key will be performing at St. Maiy’s College in O ’Laughlin out there who are called to tion, call 284-4626. Auditorium on Saturday, Feb. 13 at 7:30 p.m. Accent Friday, February 12, 1988 page 7 How to choose a valentine: a helpful job description

T he feast of St. Valentine and pounds and guineas/ But ful. In asking a person, whom my blood stream to keep me who must, as chimney­ has been half-spoiled by not your heart away..." you have perceived to be dear, joyful. Be the love in my heart sweepers, come to d u st- all commercialism. Hallmark and Still, love is love, even if to be your sweetheart, you're that keeps me in love with expect to meet Love before the florists grow undeservedly you're young, and young love not inviting that person to be­ love. Be my valentine!-and they meet Death? rich that day. Lucy, In Peanuts, is lyrical, like a song by Bobbie come your Hot lips Houlihan " notice I'm no longer begging Doesn't every kid grow up, complains that Christmas is a Burns: "Till a' the seas gang or any other kind of sex object like a sick fool. Bold with love, aching inside to be loved, sure money-racket run by an Eas­ dry, my dear/ And the rocks that temporarily please you. I'm now trying to take charge that some exact person has tern syndicate. melt wi' the sun/A nd I will luve That's not love-stuff; it's seduc­ of your devotion, if it's not sure been assigned to fulfill his or tion which could lead to a new of itself. " her need for love. Is anyone so version of the St. Valentine's The language on a valentine dull of soul that he or she Day Massacre. may be time-worn and conven­ doesn't have a fantasy of fal­ Father Robert Griffin tional, as that of Romeo and ling in love? True love, when you finally Juliet at their first meeting, Happiness is contingent on Letters to a Lonely God find It, is not apt to arrive when they were playing games your falling in love sometime, neutered of passion; but if with words. whether the love leads to mar­ you're reasoning with wolfish The young cliches can be riage or not: or even to a She could very well be thee still, my d ear/W hile the lust dressed up as Mary's little improved on by time, until fi­ renunciation of marriage, to be equally cynical about what has sand o' life shall run." lamb, one or both of you is nally the images serve love In loving service to Qod for a happened to February 14, True love is prone to exag­ dancing to the wrong music. which does not alter "when it lifetime. taken over by opportunists, gerate, as in a Cole Porter lyric: Instead of “My Funny Valen­ alteration finds," and love's That destiny of falling in love who mass-produce cards ad­ "You're the tops; you're the tine," one of you could be dream can become Yeatsian: that each o f us waits for, is dressed to everyone from your Coliseum/You're the Pops; humming: "Square-shape, or “Would that we were, my what, I think, is celebrated in a grandmother to the family you're the Louvre museum...' Is pear shape, those rocks don't beloved, white birds on the playful, childlike, wholesome gynecologist. The poet e.e. the beauty here mostly in the lose their shape; and Diamonds foam of the sea!" way on St. Valentine's feast. We cummings tells us: "Lovers eye of the beholder? are a girl's best friend." “An aged man is but a paltry shop around among love's alone wear sunlight," whatever Shakespeare, praising his After all, if a worker is worthy thing," wrote Yeats, "A tattered likely candidates, asking: “Are that means, and I hope it's inamorata, repudiated the hy­ of his or her hire, the price coat upon a stick, unless Soul you the one? Do you want to good. perboles: "I have seen roses should be right; why would you clasp its hands and sing." Have be my valentine?" For the sake of love, we damasked, red and white/ But settle for Fanny Farmer's? "Had I sailed the sea and come to If you decide you valentine is should decide on a job descrip­ no such roses see I in her we but world enough and the holy city of Byzantium; is it not the one you should keep, tion of what it means when we cheeks." time, " Marvell propositioned silly to believe in love's young you can enjoy the day as a say: Be My Valentine. " After Love, like wine and cheese, his coy mistress, "this coyness, dream? dress rehearsal for love, which, that, we can decide whether it's grows mellow with age. The lady, were no crim e." The next year, may be the real and proper to send a Valentine's poet Donne, wanting to consult mood of that poem is too “O sages standing in God's lasting thing. greeting to an aunt or uncle, an authority, told us: “I long to heady to be imprinted on a holy fire, Cornel...and be the Knowing this, you can, if you as long as we do it as a com­ talk with some old lover's valentine. singing masters of my soul." I wish, send valentine's greetings pliment, telling them that ghost, who died before the god Is the emotion of a valentine, am an Irish romantic, pas­ to your grandmother. She's they're the last of the real great of love was born." then, limited to love's first fine sionate about passion that is a only a stand-in for the valen­ sports, and that we'd travel to Yeats, a veteran at carrying rapture? It may begin there, lifetime long. It began as a tine of your heart's desire, and the end of the earth to meet torches for a love that was un­ but it can extend all the way to dream that a boy, needing that's all you should want her their match. requited, wrote: "When you are “How do I love thee? Let me love, had in his adolescence. to be - hopefully, she has A noted bishop has reminded old and grey and full of sleep/ count the ways," and I hope it Heeding love, he waited for already met the valentine who Christians that the kind of lan­ And nodding by the fire, take will. But a valentine verse, I love to come along In a per­ fulfills her. guage that they use for prayer down this b o o k / And slowly think, is to love what the bap­ sonal way; he trusted love, How many of you, when you should be the kind of language read.. / But one man loved the tismal prayer is to faith. which was meant for him, to think of It really want my they use in making love. In pilgrim soul in y o u / And loved "Be my valentine? Be the one find him. cocker spaniel, Darby O'QIII, as other words, avoid the “thees" the sorrows of your changing in whom my dreams can find Must one be on a sailboat your valentine? If he thought of and "thous" and the circum­ face..." fulfillment - be my soul's other ride to Byzantium to believe IL do you think he would want locutions you find In the Love's language, as you can half. Be the wine bubbling in that golden lads and girls - you? Psalms. see, is highly specialized and I'd like to suggest another private, and has nothing to do rule of thumb: valentines are with the appreciation you feel meant for the sweetheart you'd for the butcher, the baker, and send love poems to. The valen­ the candlestick maker. This is tines you initially send should why we should get back to the be shy, exploratory, tentative, drawing board, and write a and cautious; that is, you description of what is offered, should take Housman's warn­ what is hoped for, when a ing seriously: "When I was valentine is sent. young and twenty' I heard a A valentine's message should wise man say: “Qlve crowns be innocent simple, and hope- Help save a life KATHY LENNEY An estimated 250,000 people accent writer in the United States have MS. There is no known cause or he students of Motre Dame cure, but there is hope through T are running miles to save biomedical research supported the lives of Multiple Sclerosis by the national Multiple victims. A ten-person, ten-mile Sclerosis Society. relay race will be held at the Loftus All- Sports Center, Satur­ Students from more than day, Feb 13. The men's race is 200 colleges and universities at 1:00 p.m. and the women's around the nation, have rallied race Is at 3:00 p.m. to join SAMS (Students Against Each dorm may enter one Multiple Sclerosis), a campaign team. To participate, the team to stop this crippling disease. must collect at least $40.00 in SAMS is a student movement pledges ' from the dorm. The designed to increase public money raised will benefit the awareness of MS, and to es­ national Multiple Sclerosis Soci­ tablish long- term fund-raising ety. and volunteer support for the Multiple Sclerosis is a chronic national Multiple Sclerosis Soci­ neurological disease that af­ ety. fects young adults between the It is not too late to give your ages of 20-40. It "short cir­ support. To enter your dorm in cuits' the nervous system of the race against MS, contact over 200 people every week. Tim Weber at 283-1695. Classifieds

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HAVE A GREAT VALEN­ roust sessions(l'm laughing wf you!),and Beth Ann and Nancy have a very good sending lots of hugs to tide you over TINE'S DAY I LOVE. KIM drunken dance tests., you know why I’m day, remember no school on Monday! MEG. ANDREA AND GARRETT. Wishing Marla Anglade, that wild woman ’cause we love you sooo much! And always smilin'l Every moment has been Have a super weekendlll HAPPY VALENTINES DAYII Love. Vicki from Puerto Rico, a very happy Valen­ no, I don’t say that to all the Marnls I D TIMOTHY MOUSE, awesome,and they seem to be getting tines Day. From a guy with potential? know -just the one I love. C I would've thought that after about 291 better and better. I meant what I told you To a resident of Badin Hall: Love, days I'd be over you -but I still care about that 1st nightland I like you soft in the Gay. . . At Saint Mary's cafeteria. . . Have Dear "Hazel" I WANT TO BE HAPPY FOR THE REST Al you as much as I did one year ago, or middle! Someday I WILL know you,man! a Fantastic Valentine's Day and Happy Valentine's DayI OF MY LIFE!!! THAT IS WHY I REFUSE even two years ago -our first V-day to­ HAPPY LOVE DAY! Beverly. weekendlllll Love. A"Bewitched" Planner resident. TO MAKE JO, ANN, JEANNE, OR gether. I've learned my lesson, don't CAILIN MY WIFE!!! HAPPY VALEN­ ALLISON It's been a great year thanks mess with a good thing. We were a good KMH Roses are red violets are blue your TINE'S DAY, BABES to you; you're a great person and a spe­ thing. I'm sorry. D Dumbo mother's sick in bed and so are you get Colleen Doyle Have a happy valentine's cial friend. Have a great Valentine's Day! C (and I do mean that literally) P.S. No better he said and I'll take you out to be A LOUIS V day! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY HEY CHILI, I KNOW WE HAVE A All of my love, Don. one else can make me smile on com­ fed just me and you HAPPY V DAY DING Leya "WIERD RELATIONSHIP" AND WE ARE mand. I miss ya pal. E Happy Valentine's JUST "PRACTICING FOR NEXT YEAR", HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SNUGGLES Day KATHY NEE HAPPY VALENTINES BUT I WOULD CRACK IF WE WERE THANK YOU FOR SPENDING IT WITH DAY, BUN! ITS BEEN A LONG 31440 Happy Valentine’s Day Mom, Dad, Gary, Kendall, Bethany, Cory, Elizabeth, Kerstin: IDEAL; AND DOESN'T PRACTICE ME AGAIN THIS YEAR! LOML: Happy Valentine's Day Love, your MINUTES! MISS YOU AND HOPE YOU’RE STILL THE SWEETEST BUN Nothing corny, sweet or crazy. MAKE PERFECTII!" LOVE. SNIFFLES boo-boo kitten P.S. Will you marry me? Kathryn, and AndrewIM tie and Andrew IN TOWN! LOVE AND XOXOXO, BEN­ Just a simple I LOVE YOU. and Frederick and Mlkell • JAMIN P.S. PATCHES SAYS, Enough said Tara, B & S Thanks for the oysters See you FEEEEED MEEEE!" Jimmy I wish I could be there KATHLEEN, These last 15 months have on Sunday P G to tell you that I love been very special to me! Roses are pink JLB I'll keep on kicking. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! you. Happy Valentine's You mean the world to me! Ode to a hatchet wound OWWW, not Violets are pink Happy Valentine's Day! LOVE, KLD A VALENTINE'S DAY BONUSI for JBML day. Only 28 days. Have a Happy Valentines Day! again!! Sweaters are pink Love, I love you more and more each day! from KOALA country; Why do I have to Shoes are pink Steve Love, KEITH! Schaetzle, Happy Heart's Day Cadet Kane! This study TODAY? Backpacks are pink This is plain and simple weekend will be the best!! I love you forever and always 11 - Anne But spike-heeled boots . . . Happy V Day Bambi I love you Jackie-n To my best friend and best The Guy from SAN DIEGO Rook E. Happy Valentine's Day roommate, valentine, hope your VD is awesome!!! You ARE special! Carol, Happy Valentine's Day!! Mike thanks for the cake and signl PE, FARLEY, PLANNER, PW HAPPY Especially to ME! Yours always, John...... VALENTINES DAY TO ALL OUR FEL­ Will you be my Valentine? TACKO JACKO happy V-day! You are Dear Bill, FINALLY!! Here’s the personal LOW FISH III! The Girl from TEXAS all that matters! Love Ed O. Hey LoveStrokes, This one's for you. you've been waiting for! Happy Valen­ Kim De Groote have a super valentine's Have I told you lately how much I love tine's Day. You’re the best! Love, Connie day weekend!!! you? That freshman crush on the girl with ...... KENNY Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite Ann McCormack Happy Valentine's purple sweats isn't just a crush anymore!! DAY AND NIGHT YOU ARE ALWAYS Dear Uba, I'm glad you gave me a dame, Mary Whalen. Sincerely, Barnaby Dayl I love you Babe. I can't wait for the ON MY MIND I LOVE YOU, A.F.N.E. chance. Happy Valentine's Day! Love, the dog Karen Webb(Webster) and Mary have a weekend! Log Sub 2 G? JEANNINE Majo fantastic day and weekend. Faith: Thanks for 3 V2 semi-consistent but Nancy, Happy Valentine's Day Love Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite Tim, Bryan, Pete, & Kellie, Happy Valen­ nonetheless very fun months I hope I Mark TO MY SWEETHEART HEATHER, dame, Mary Whalen. Sincerely, Bamaby tine's Day guys! Love, C & M P.S. T & the dog. Patty Swain... Happy Belated Birthday make you happy. Someday we'll look ALTHOUGH WE WON'T BE TO­ B -With friends like you who needs and happy valentine's day back on all of this and realize that we Happy Valentine's Day GETHER ON THIS DAY, THINK OF enemies!!? shared something a little deeper than to the one and only LAST YEAR AND WHAT THE FUTURE friendship, a little crazier than holding SNOOKUMS HOLDS FOR US. THEN YOU CAN Deidre, Time spent furthest apart has Gia & Maria, Happy V-Day to two ossom hands, a little bit more open than it was You've made me happy! SMILE BECAUSE YOU WILL KNOW brought us closest together. Come for­ roomies!! Love, C & M Hey Aurigemma, ain't this the balls! supposed to be Someday we ll look back Love, Cupcakes HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. HAVE A ward with me, one day at a time. Looking on all of this and sigh. Thanks Sigh... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! ALWAYS forward to weekends in Chicago, Jason MIKE VILLELA: I'm pretty sure I'm AND FOREVER, PETER in the night, the phone, long talks, wine obsessed with you. I've seen you at a Happy V-Day, to Freddie's Kids: 2AB- You are that girl from the Bronx The and cheese Christmas Eve together, few parties & in O'shag & in the dining love c kisses the Murph pseudo-Greek scholar You have yet to heaven on earth, and a reception in Tivoli hall. Needless to say, I'm interested. HRH And if that isn't enough, I have to convince me that my injuries are all in SKITTLES, I'M "CRAZY FOR YOU'I Gardens. The greatest gift of all is given Please respond. . . Happy Valentines in your love. Happy 21st C Happy Valen­ spend a weekend (at least) worshipping my mind Thinking of you on Valentines NEED I SAY MORE? (PROBABLY SO!) day-Your admirer from south quad ATTENTION: THE TACOMA DISCO Day, Ann B -the boy from the Island tine's Day! I dream of tommorrow’s your beautiful face Should we get room -PEPPERMINT PATTIE P.S. YOU'LL MAMMA'S WILL BE PLAYING THE service? Should we leave? memories -Love Bill SOON BE TOAST! SUSAN GRACE.... You know how spe­ JACC SOON, SO WATCH FOR Ah questions such as these are what ** KATHRYN HUMM ** “ KATHRYN cial you are to me and always will be DETAILS!!!! life is made of So what are the REAL HUMM “ “ Every day is an exercise in KRISTIN BALLARD: Thanks for four in­ Peron A or is it C? This Valentine’s Day HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!! honorable intentions on my mind. waiting to see you. ** Thinking of you is credible months. Hope it will be many will mark 1 yr. 1 mon. 1 day and 1 per­ I LOVE YOU Hmmhmmhmmmmmmm what makes my sun continue to shine. more. You're very special to me. HVDI sonal from the only TRUE "Real Man" Yours forever, " And I would be so happy if you'd be Love ya, CHRIS who "L" u. Wow, five "1sts". 2 think I orig. Steve Hey T, "Here we gollll" Ah,ah,ah.ah.. Uuugghhhh I am looking forward to this my Valentine. " As Always, Daryll Dickie. refused 2 do this bcs. of "Phil Mahre". U weekend I think Motzart might be offen­ Blossom, smile some sunshine down my R also "key " and George W. will never ded. but I have a pretty pathetic attention K.R. (aka. HOLTZEY) You are forgiven way, lately I've been lonesome. Blossom, be the same, so remain Just the Way U Moira, The moments we have spent to­ Nance, WHAT THE HELL??? span when someone is blowing In my for dinging my car. (I wanted a new one It's been much too long a day, seems R. Todos mi Amor so "FEED ME"!! gether will forever be my Valentine's! You --but Happy Valentine's Day anyway. ear Happy Valentine's Day. anyway!) You are my friend, confidante my dreams have frozen. Melt my cares are truly my Valentine. Love(?) Matt amd I'm glad you are my brother. HAPPY away. HAPPY V-DAY AMY!! I LOVE KAREN, Thanks for making so many of Have a happy day! VALENTINE'S DAY! Love, your lil' sis’, YOU!!! Love you, MARILYN C. -- You were responsible for JIM (no code; HAM), Lizzard!!!!! Rick the waxy buildup on my jeans last year, my days and nights. Your smile and your HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! BUNKI-your stromboli breath really turns so what will you do for an encore Satur­ Thanks for making me so happy!!! To: The Dish, Maine, Chatty and Queen me on! I'll miss you over V-day out here company has warmed my heart. You've day night? LOVE, YOUR TINY DANCER Scope of Lyons, I couldn't ask for friends in Iowa. Remember-I Love You. O.K.? been so special. Thank you. This is what NDEC4 You are loved by a Terp! P.S. better than ya'III I thank you for opening dreams are made of I Will you be Mine? Table 5 remains alive. doors, carrying trays, getting me p.b. and John C. I LOVE YOU "WHAT ARE YOU To my favorite Day Editor. HAPPY V.DAYMt TO: j’s, carrying a crutch when I go THINKING?" LOVE. ME Steve, Be filled with the Holy Spirit. Me Thursdays will never be the same. LISA & PAUL (THE TRUE GYMNASTIC downstairs, and generally giving me sym­ To Jeff Crouth and Barnaby: Happy and Jesus love you. Happy V-Day Brot­ Happy Valentine's Day Janet! COUPLE), LINCOLN & MARYJO, pathy. I appreciate ya'II putting up with TO ALL MY KARENS: Valentines Day to my two favorite guys herhood. Jim P.S. nice socks! ANGIE & MIKE, CHRIS & MARK, KATHI me in my time of need, which is primarily HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY in the world!!! One of you needs a new & MIKE. AND HAPPY B-DAY TO TIM due to a hurt knee and an eternally KEVIN coat for the snow, the other a personal, Winnie the Pooh Happy Valentines Day SINGLETON!!! scoping heart. Kellie, you are still queen my work is never done!! Love, Mary Love Stay-Puff Purple Forever! LUV LADY Dl of scopes. Dish, you are the pilot of the 0 Sparky, Happy Valentine's day year Chatty, you are blockhead of the PEACHES, Love, Missy Cap'n thinking of you and -.oving year And Maine, you are my scope ad­ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!! To our sister section at 4th floor P.W.: you still Teresa GEE visor. I love you all very much. I hope all LOVE YA, You're crazy, you're weird, you're To Kate, Pizza You are very special to me I your scope's come true! Happy Valen­ FRANKIE awesome! Have a great Valentine's Day. I had a great time at the SYR HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!! tine's Day! Happy Valentine's Day Dan The Man You're the best Valentine Love, The Grace 3C Homefries. Love ya, Tony. Love Always, •Chris Snoopy s Mom GIGI anyone could ever have. . . be mine? I'M ROMANTIC -SO KILL ME. Lisa-Pete Mom, CPA - It’s here to stay BUT FIRST, INDULGE ME THIS 1 may be graduating, but you're still my Pilar, To the cool CE girl that makes my Matt Crowley One good personal WEEKEND. Valentine. whole life at school worthwhile. Have a CHRIS BORON:(l.e SBVP 2B) Happy deserves another-Happy Valentine's HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Vickie: Love, Jim Valentine's Dayl Day1 LOVE, Happy Valentine's Dayl I crazy Valentine's Day. Love, Stewart. 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The power of the P.O. Box Q the chairman of Notre Dame’s Board Coke boycott not of Trustees. It is a naitonwide cam­ a biased move paign which has been organized in At­ breathalyzer lanta, Georgia, and the organizers make no reference to the connection Dear Editor: betweeen Notre Dame and Coca-Cola The Office of Alcohol and Drug Education basked in It was disappointing to read The Ob­ in stating the reasons for the boycott. the spotlight this week, garnering the publicity which always server’s rationalizations for not sup­ This connection, however, should be of oes along with being the newest organization at Notre Dame, porting the nationwide Coke boycott. interest to the Notre Dame community. §ut if the office wishes to maintain student support, it must Why did the Network choose to Indeed, it helps explain why our Uni­ begin to make a significant impact on the Notre Dame com­ boycott Coke? The Notre Dame chapter versity still hasn’t divested from South m unity. of the Anti-Apartheid Network supports Africa, despite the fact that, according The office has taken at least one positive step toward per­ nationwide anti-apartheid efforts. The to the investment policy formulated in suading students they don’t have to drink to have fun. It agreed Coke boycott is a nationwide campaign. M ay 1986, we should have divested in to distribute funds to dorms which sponsor non-alcoholic events. The reason for boycotting coke is that June of that year when South A frica’s But part of these funds were already allocated for this purpose it is a high-profile, American company state of emergency, which is still in ef­ before the office came into existence. whose precedent setting move of fect, was imposed. The Office of Alcohol and Drug Education needs to develop pseudo-divestment has undermined the As for the request for “ ...more litera­ some creative programs on its own, and these programs should sanctions and divestment movement. ture, movies and presentations on the not just encourage people to participate in non-alcoholic events Coke’s style of disengagement - selling evils of the apartheid system” the Anti- but should also encourage responsible drinking. No one expects plant and equipment to local managers Apartheid Network is currently everyone to stop drinking. The University already realizes this and continuing buiness - reveals a lack showing an eight-week series of films when it operates a bar on campus. of social responsibility on the part of on apartheid on Thursday evenings at One positive step the office could take would be to provide a the Coca-Cola company. Whatever 7:30 p.m. in the Center for Social Con­ breathalyzer or alcosensor at the exit of the Alumni-Senior Club public relations mileage they might cerns. Later this month we w ill sponsor so patrons can check their blood-alcohol levels if they plan to have gone from supposedly empower­ an eveing of poetry by a South African drive. Many bars around the country now provide this service ing blacks by their reshuffling of con­ woman from Soweto. We continue to for their customers. trol was cut short by the revelation that meet on the steps of the Administration Some students drive drunk without realizing it. Others feel Amalgamated Beverages, South Building on Fridays at 12:15 p.m. to they are driving safely but risk being caught with a blood- Africa’s new bottlers and distributors discuss news from South Africa and to alcohol level that is slightly over the legal lim it. Some just lose of Coke, have been investing the stand in solidarity with the oppressed. count of how many drinks they’ve had. A machine at the door workers’ pension funds in the South We invite all members of the Notre could help all of these people. African armaments industry. We Dame community to join us at these It could also help the University. As operator of a bar, they should also understand that, before the events. could find themselves liable for a death caused by someone “ pullout,” Coke’s South African One question needs to be raised here. who had left Senior Bar drunk. A quick stop at the machine employees were only made aware of Once we are educated about the evils might have encouraged that person not to drive. the rights due them from the compa­ of apartheid, can we sit still? If we take Part of the reason the University runs a bar which is on ny’s expousal of the Sullivan principles seriously our concern for justice in campus is so that students are able walk back from it. Thus, after a civil rights group forced Coke South Africa, we cannot rem ain idle. an even greater good would be accomplished if the University to comply. These facts prove ample jus­ We can take an option for the oppressed encouraged student bars to install machines at their exits. Or tification for boycotting Coke until it South Africans and respond to their the University could subsidize or donate the machines. ceases all business with South Africa. call. They’ve asked us to withdraw our The breathalyzer machine is rather expensive: It may run Contrary to the opinion of The Obser­ support from the economic foundations $2,500 to $3,000. But the smaller alcosensor device costs only ver, boycotts can have effect. In En­ of the apartheid system by ceasing all about $400 plus a few cents for each throw-away mouthpiece. gland, Barclay’s Bank was forced to business with South Africa. Mandatory, And the smaller machine is still certified to be within plus or withdraw from South Africa after a ten- comprehensive sanctions will have the minus .01 percent of the actual blood alcohol level (.10 is the year boycott had raised its economic, greatest impact. Boycotting companies legal blood alcohol lim it). if not social, consciousness. The strat­ who continue doing business with South The office could finance the purchase of these machines egy of the boycott movement is to con­ Africa is an effective way of keeping through its federal grant money or could take the initiative to centrate efforts on one company at a the pressure on. arrange funding through some other part of the University. time for as long as necessary so as to Make the sacrifice. Stop drinking The Office o f Alcohol and Drug Education is off to a good have the greatest impact. To argue Coke products. We can convince Coke start. But it needs to begin implementing concrete programs against the boycott on the grounds that that doing business with apartheid is if it is to effectively follow its mission of promoting healthy it has little chance of succeeding or be­ bad business. The sooner they see this, attitudes toward alcohol and drugs. cause Coke products are sold the sooner we can enjoy the taste of everywhere on campus tells more Coke again. about the level of one’s commitment to Then we can concentrate on another the struggle for justice in South Africa company. than about the rationality of the Gregory Maggetti -The Observer boycott. Co-chairperson The Coke Boycott is unrelated to the Anti-Apartheid Network fact that Coca-Cola’s president is also Feb. 11, 1988 Doonesbury Garry Trudeau

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When dragged off my skate, and it with the 21-2-2 Irish at 7:30 you’re winning, everything’s probably shouldn’t have gone Billy Bob! Friday and Saturday nights. more positive, and when you’re in. The other goal came when The Wildcats enter the positive, it’s easier to win. Brian Montgomery tipped in weekend with a 7-16-1 record, “ This y ear’s group of seniors m y shot.” and 24 of their 33 players are is a pretty good group of guys. Schafer realizes Foley’s Don’t go out underclassmen. We were all tired of losing,” value to the team in providing “ They lost to Mercyhurst (a Foley continued. “We all senior leadership to a fairly without team Notre Dame beat 7-3), thought we could basically win young defensive unit. and they’re just one of the all our games. It was just a “He’s the granddad of the your rubbers! weakest teams on our matter of doing it.” defense and the team,” Schafer schedule,” said first-year Irish One of the big changes this said. “ H e’s one of the only guys coach Ric Schafer. “This is one year has been the play of the balding already. He’s a good Your Developed game where all the players defense. During Notre D am e’s leader.” who’ve worked so hard all year 12-game win streak, the Irish And he’s helped lead the Irish Lady Friends will finally get some ice time.” have allowed just 33 goals a to a season that helps make up I This weekend’s series also game. That produces a goals- for the disappointments of the features the last two-game against average of less than last three years. home matchup for the Irish 3.00, one of Schafer’s objectives “It’s still really bit­ seniors, including defenseman for the season. tersweet,” said Foley. “I ques­ Pat Foley. “ He’s very important to our tioned m y decision to come ****** Foley chose Notre Dam e defense,” Schafer said. “ He’s here during my first three over Harvard four years ago, been a very steadying force. years. thinking the Irish hockey pro­ We need him moving the puck “ I t ’s a lot more fun now to HAPPY gram was ready to return to up the ice into the neutral feel like we’ve done something prominence. Instead, he spent zone.” for the program. The seniors three years watching Harvard Foley, who ranks third on the all feel they’ve played a part * * ★* * skate with the top teams in the team with 22 assists, made a in the resurgence of the pro­ nation, while Notre Dame was name for himself on offense g ram .” BIRTHDAY enduring three consecutive losing seasons playing fa r in­ ferior competition. * * * * “ I understood it was going to be brought up to a certain ex­ Vtientme’s tent while I was here,” said the DANNY! *1 Roseville, Minn., native. “I Day didn’t expect it to turn out how * * * * it did. The indications were that they’d try to bring it up and Special! play better competition, and President Reagan is coming to our house they didn’t .” Pink or red copies ‘A off with This year, the Irish still have March 9. this coupon. Why not go to his... 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By GREG GUFFEY into the season after being con­ The first step in making the into the top spot. Hirschfeld’s as well as I ever have. I think Sports Writer vinced he was making the right team for Hirschfeld was not a best showing on the 3-meter with the NCAA’s coming in move from members of the test of his diving abilities, but board came Tuesday night March, I should be hitting my When the swim team began team. He was so late in going an interview with Irish coach against Bradley, when he peak by that time.” practice in the fall, Adam out that he failed to make the Tim Welsh. After all, Welsh scored 298 points. But his big Hirschfeld is quick to spread Hirschfeld wasn’t near a pool, team picture. had to wonder why Hirschfeld success story is in the 1-meter the credit for his success to let alone a diving board. “ I decided to go out for a wanted to be on the team after event. other people. He realizes he Now he has the chance to couple of reasons,” Hirschfeld being away from a pool for He tallied a score of 308 on went out late in the season, and qualify for the NCAA Diving said. “ I had a lot of encourage­ three years. the 1-meter board against St. he could have been rejected Championships. ment from members of the “He was a bit skeptical,” Louis and Oral Roberts last just as easily as welcomed. Hirschfeld, a first semester swim team, and I missed com­ Hirschfeld said of the talk with week, and gained a spot in the “ I ’m grateful to coach Welsh senior, decided to join the petition having not done it in Welsh. “ He wondered about NCAA Division Qualifier in and the swim team for giving diving team almost two weeks college.” my motives for joining the March. That performance also me a chance to achieve some­ team my last year. I told him established a new University thing for myself and be a part I thought it would be mutually record. of a tremendous group of Happy 21st beneficial.” “ I ’m really thrilled to get to people,” Hirschfeld said. And Hirschfeld has lived up go ,” Hirschfeld said. “The Hirschfeld and the rest of the Sara! to his promise. With top diver competition is going to be stiff. squad w ill have to be at their Ed Veome academically in­ I tend to be a meet diver, so best again this weekend as eligible, Hirschfeld has vaulted hopefully I will perform there Illinois-Chicago invades Rolf’s today and Cleveland State Let s use your comes to town Saturday. These are the final dual meets of the season for both the men’s and real ID women’s teams. The men have won eight of tonight! 4 2 ways their last nine meets, while the women are looking to put a se­ ries of close losses behind them Love, to say “Be my with a pair of victories. With Veome out, Hirschfeld’s role Brigid and Tim increases with each meet. Hirschfeld, though, is glad he Valentine.” has any role at all in the Irish program. He had a brilliant Chocolate V Strawberry diving career at Chaminade V Apple Pie a la Mode V Wild Raspberry V College Prep in St. Louis, finishing second in the state his Almond Amaretto V Lemonberry V Peanut Butter senior year as his team coasted Fudge V Peppermint V Strawberry Cheesecake V Lemon to the state title. It seemed Hirschfeld was headed for col­ Cheesecake V Pecan Praline V Peach Cheesecake V Amaretto legiate stardom, but he had Cheesecake V Raspberry Cheesecake V Raspberry Fudge V Blueberry V other ideas. Peaches ‘N’ Cream V Apple Pie Cheesecake V Chocolate Cheesecake V He turned down diving offers LIGHT UP THE from Missouri, Eastern Illinois Chocolate Covered Cherry V Chocolate Covered Strawberry V and Columbia among others Chocolate Covered Cherry Cheesecake V Chocolate/Vanilla because he thought it was time Swirl V Strawberries ‘N’ Cream V French Vanilla V Lemon for a change in his life. “Once I got accepted at NIGHT Custard V Chocolate Mint V Peachberry V Banana V Notre Dame, I never consid­ Coffee V Bananaberry V Banana Nut V Peach V ered any other place,” Apple Pie V Eggnog V Cafe Amaretto V Hirschfeld said. “I was more set towards Notre Dame’s edu­ Berryberry V Cheesecake V cation than I was at continuing M ocha y P eanut diving. I had been diving since I was six years old, and I Butter V Pina thought it was a good time for Colada other commitments.”

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By MICHAEL GERARD old, inspired by her parents salutatorian of her class at Bis­ her love for the game keeps her Im m ediate success w ill be Sports Writer love of the game. hop Waterson High School in going through the long hours. available to Tolstedt and the “My parents basically Columbus, Tolstedt anticipated “ I enjoy tennis,” she says Irish in the Eck Doubles Clas­ Sophomore Stephanie taught themselves and then me a hectic engineering schedule with a smile. sic this weekend. Tolstedt of the Notre Dame wo­ and my brother,” said would accompany her action on men’s tennis team has found a Tolstedt. the women’s tennis team. Tolstedt expects to continue The 3-2 squad hosts the tourn­ winning combination in the Tennis became much more The sophomore standout had hitting the ball often after ament, which began at 9 this Irish program. than just a sport, however, to justified reservations about graduation, and plans on a morning at the Eck Pavillion. The native of Columbus, the Tolstedt family. handling academics and a de­ career in engineering. Thus Notre Dame is slated to face Ohio, who combines a solid “ Tennis is a good way to manding team schedule. But far, the numbers she has put Marquette, Miami (Ohio), Eas­ game with some solid work in meet people and socialize, as she has more than proven her on the board in both areas seem tern Michigan, Ball State, the classroom, w ill take to the well as exercise,” Tolstedt ability to excel at both, starting to promise more success in the Western Michigan and courts this weekend in the Eck said. “My family has always the year at No. 2 singles behind future. Fordham. Classic doubles tournament. been close to the sport. M y par­ freshman phenom CeCe Cahill. The 5-10 Tolstedt proved her ents have definitely been the She is playing No. 3 singles this ability to excel on and off the biggest influence on me.” spring, and combines with ALUMNI court as a freshman. Expected But tennis takes a back seat freshman Kim Pacella in to play No. 6 or 7 singles, she to academics for Tolstedt. That doubles. SENIOR started at the No. 2 slot and is not much of a surprise, con­ Playing a more demanding posted a 9-11 record. She also sidering the sophomore is at­ role on the team this year, played doubles with Michelle tending Notre Dame on a full however, means even more Dasso, claiming a record of 8-8. academic scholarship. stress and a greater challenge At the same time, the engin­ “Academics have always for Tolstedt’s daily schedule. eering major has managed to been a priority for me,” said She has had to adjust to in­ build a grade point above the Tolstedt. creased pressure on the court ECLUB 3.0 m ark and earned another Named Joyce scholar and and in the classroom but says impressive position this past sem ester-a spot on Dean’s List. Happy Valentine’s | ra n iD A V Returning to a tougher schedule and a vital role on the 5 0 * DRAFT tennis team as a sophomore Day this year, Tolstedt continues LONG ISLAND ICED TEA *1,50 her strong play in both singles and doubles. to the roaring tiger Tolstedt began her competi­ FRIES w=TiSR='SSotiT 5 0 * tive tennis career as a 10-year- Who make me LIFE'S A BEACH. purr!!! HUGE w* *'-25 I love you sof FILL WITH YOUR FAVORITE DRAFT much!!! FOR JUST " 7 5 4 / / / Until itu'JtiKxltmli'rsifl ti hiirnnmr ripthnnii/h town. hfvmq hundmts hnnit’ti’ss I) //on mn'l s/mtv si’int1 tinh' to hi'lp tpti onqhl to !*■ nshwnril your Tigress MALIBLH HOTCHOCOIATE 7 5 *

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ACROSS Friday 1 Slept like — 5 Float 8 a.m.: Women’s Tennis Eck Doubles Classic: Marquette, M iam i of Ohio, Eastern 9 Mites Michigan, Ball State, Northern Illinois, Toledo, Ohio State, Western Michigan 14 Theater box 15 Provo’s state and Fordham, at Eck Tennis Pavillion. Continues through Sunday. 16 “ And so — ” 12:15 p.m.: Friday Forum at the Center for Social Concerns, ‘‘The University (Pepys) and/for Social Change?” Student perspectives on beginning the Honor Code with 17 Remnants Laurie Bink, 124 CSC. 18 Nap 19 Sheer fabric 4:30p.m.: Mathematical Colloquium, “The Existential Theory of the re . Degrees, 20 Sleep with Additional Predicates, is Decidable,” by Professor Steffan Lemp, Yale 23 Fishhook University, 230 CCMB. leader 6 p.m.: Swimming, mens and womens, vs. University of Illinois, Chicago, Rolfs 24 A Martin 25 Drop — (fall Aquatic Center. asleep) 7 p.m.: Wrestling vs. Ohio State, Joyce ACC Auxiliary Gym. 27 Hit the sack 7:30 p.m.: Ice Hockey vs. Villanova, JACC Ice Arena. 32 Piggeries 7:30 and 9:30 p.m.: ND Communications and Theatre Spring Film Series, “Prick 36 Path 57 66 59 60 Up Your Ears,” Annenberg Auditorium. 39 Frost 40 Sleep 62 Saturday 43 Peek— 44 Stravinsky 66 45 Klckoff 11 a.m.: Swimming vs. Cleveland State, Rolfs Aquatic Center. 46 Hit the hay 69 1 p.m.: SMC Basketball vs. Hope College, Angela Athletic Facility. 48 — hoo! 2 p.m.: Basketball vs. Dayton, JACC. 50 Lights-out signal 2 p.m.: Swimming vs. Cleveland State, Rolfs Aquatic Center. 53 Condemn Yesterday's Puzzle Solved: 7:30 p.m.: Ice Hockey vs. Villanova, JACC Ice Arena. 57 Asleep 10 Odd duck 62 Ballerina 11 Rose lover nnnnn nnnn nnnn Sunday Tallchief 12 Depend nnn nnnn nnnn 63 Column 13 — fixe nnnnnnnnnnnnn moldings 21 Watery mire 1 p.m.: Basketball vs. UCLA, JACC. nnn nnnn nnnnnn 64 Chow 22 Durable nnnn nnnn 2 p.m.: Mass with members of Emmaus, Holy Cross Seminary. 66 Words of 26 Ornamental □nnn nnnnnnnn 3:30 p.m.: Tennis vs. Eastern Michigan, Eck Tennis Pavillion. assent fastening nnn nnnnn nnn 4 p.m.: Music Department University Artists Series Concert, Nai-Yuan Hu on 67 Turgite and 28 Willowy galena □n nnnnn nnnn Violin, Annenberg Auditorium. 29 Charged 68 Deficiency atoms nnn nnnnn nnnnn 69 Run-down 30 Garden tool □nnnnn nnnnnn 70 Eft 31 Formerly nnnn nnnn 71 Gives the 32 Go off hastily nnn nnnn Dinner Menus once-over 33 Forbidden nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 34 “Take — □nnn nnnn nnnnn DOWN leave it!” n n n n LULU IE------l WIAITIE I 1 Porter 35 Sch. subj. 2 Pines 37 Pedro’s gold 02/12/88 Notre Dame Saint Mary’s 3 Poet Nash 38 Give it — 51 Author Alan 57 corny as 4 Beau — 41 Last 52 Breathe Kansas ...” 5 Friml or Hess 42 “W ho’s Afraid noisily 58 Moniker Beer Batter Perch Batter Fried Fish 6 Particle of Vir­ 54 Point of 59 Fig or fir London Broil Calzone 7 Disconcerted ginia — ?” view 60 Deer Cheesy Potato 8 “We hold - 47 Take — (relax) 55 Colorful eel 61 Delineated Broccoli Cheese Casserole truths ...” 49 Orchestra 56 Infer from 65 Tomes: Monte Cristo Sandwich D eli Bar 9 Harmonize member data abbr. Comics

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By JEFF HEILERT the first half. The last 30 get the ball to the block. They Sports Writer minutes, however, belonged to wore us down inside.” the Irish. Notre Dame, the NCAA Sometimes you just get the With six minutes left in the leader in field-goal percentage, job done. first half, Irish guards Karen should stay there for at least The Notre Dame women’s Robinson and Gavin began to another week. The Irish con­ basketball team did just that extend the zone full court. nected on 18 of 28 shots in the Thursday night as it dis­ Leading 27-25 at the time, Notre first half (.643) and finished the mantled an inexperienced Dame closed the half with a 16- game shooting 63 percent, well Detroit squad 79-51 at the Joyce 5 run to push its lead to 13 at above their 53.3-percent mark ACC. 43-30. for the season. The job was to stay intense “We were a little lackadaisi­ The job became much easier against a Lady Titan team cal on defense in the first half,” in the second half. The in­ which entered the contest with said Irish head coach Muffet creased intensity by the Notre a 2-18 mark. The job descrip­ McGraw. “We did a much bet­ Dame defense held the Lady tion became even tougher con­ ter job of guarding them in the Titans to only 21 second half sidering the Irish, now 14-6, had second half. I t ’s tough to get up points. Detroit struggled from played consecutive games for a game like this, but you the floor, hitting on only 6-of-28 against Tennessee and Duke, just have to.” field-goal attempts. both Top-Twenty opponents. Heidi Bunek led the way as “We were really impressed While the night might have she connected on 9-of-14 field- with the way our team played started slowly, by the time the goal attempts and added two in the first half,” said Jones, final buzzer sounded the Irish free throws to enter the locker- “ but did we come out cold in were rolling. room with an even 20 points. the second half.” Early on, however, the com­ Gavin teamed with the inside The Irish guards continued to petition was tough. Using a full- tandem of Bunek and Sandy pound the ball inside as Bot­ court, box and-one trap on Botham consistently to collect ham had 10 second-half points Mary Gavin, Detroit forced the seven first half assists. in only 12 minutes of action. Irish into 16 first-half turn­ “Heidi and Mary really came Notre Dame built the lead up overs. On the other end of the to play tonight,” said McGraw. to 31 at 77-46 before securing court, the Lady Titans stung Detroit head coach Dewayne the final 28-point margin. the taller Irish squad for nine Jones echoed M cG raw ’s words. Detroit was led by Terri offensive rebounds. “ Bunek is a ‘big tim e’ Ford. The sophomore forward The Observer / Robert Jones After a Kim Chandler three- player,” Jones noted. “Their hit 8-of 17 from the floor, in- Heidi Bunek goes up for two of her 20 points as the Notre Dame point play, Detroit held a 19-17 offense is pretty simple, but women’s basketball team beat the Lady Titans of Detroit 79-51 lead with 10:37 remaining in you don’t need a whole lot. Just see IRISH, page 12 Thursday night. Jeff Heilert has the details at left. ND, UCLA to meet in a battle for respect at JACC

By BRIAN O’GARA host the first and second rounds weekend in a 73-68 loss to Bruin offense, dishing out a third-ranked Arizona, which Assistant Sports Editor of the NCAA Tournament at Oregon State. Pac-10 leading 6.9 assists per leads the Pac-10. Pauley Pavilion. Unless they UCLA is lead by 6-8 sopho­ game and chipping in with 12.5 “ I don’t want to hear that this How do you spell respect? pull off an unlikely upset in the more Trevor Wilson, who points. Senior Dave Im m el, 6-4, is a down UCLA team ,” said Two different ways this Sun­ Pac-10 Tournament, however, gives UCLA scoring punch Phelps. “They won six of their day at the Joyce ACC. For the that will probably be their only from the other guard spot, last eight games before Oregon Irish, it could be U-C-L-A. But affiliation with March Mad­ averaging 15.2 points a game. State and they jumped out in for the Bruins, it could be N-O- ness. But if honors are not on Irish senior David Rivers that game.” T-R-E D-A-M-E. the line, pride is. (22.9 points, 4.68 assists) should While the records are far “Tell the students that this return to the starting lineup The Bruins are one of the few from similar, the motives isn’t going to be an easy UCLA after sitting out the win over teams to have a series edge going into Sunday’s game game,” said Notre Dame head Fordham to rest an ankle in­ over the Irish at the Joyce ACC, (NBC, 1 p.m.) are the same for coach Digger Phelps. “A win jury. holding a 9-7 advantage. the 13-7 Irish and the 10-11 for them would do a lot for what Despite their misleading They have won eight of the Bruins. Notre Dame is looking they’re trying to do as far as record, the Bruins have given last 10 meetings. to recover from a recent string credibility. Once again, our a scare to four teams in this of three defeats before Wednes­ sixth-man is going to be impor­ week’s Associated Press Top While this UCLA-Notre day’s 64-59 win over Fordham, tant.” Twenty. E arly in the season Dame clash may not match the holding on to NCAA hopes for The Bruins w ill enter Sun­ they suffered a five-point drama of one of the greatest dear life. day’s game coming off a • V I defeat at the hands of now top- upsets in Irish history, a 71-70 UCLA w ill come into the con­ Thursday night meeting with Walt Hazzard ranked Temple and seven- win in 1974 at the ACC to end test looking to even its record Pac-10 and crosstown rival averages 15.5 points and 9.6 point losses to both No. 6 North UCLA’s all-time 88-game win and put bitter memories of a Southern Cal. Their three- rebounds per outing. On the Carolina and No. 8 Brigham streak, both teams have a lot subpar season behind. game win streak in the perimeter, junior Jerome Young. Three weeks ago they riding on the matchup. Like the Irish, the Bruins conference was halted last Pooh’ Richardson directs the dropped an 86-74 contest with Let the spelling bee begin. February Fever: There's no cure Quick, quick get me a doctor! Carolina, North Carolina State, North Carolina A that afternoon. That’s enough to make you wake I ’ve got February Fever. That’s not the kind you & T or North Carolina School for Truckers ( I ’m up screaming. get from being snowed inside your dorm for days tellin’ ya, they really drive the lane). For that mat­ As with most diseases of this caliber, there is no on end. No, February Fever is much more deadly, ter, it could be North, South, East, Coastal or Ger­ cure. Worse, February Fever is only a weak ask Arizona, UNLV, BYU and Duke. man Carolina. preview of what’s ahead-March Madness, confer­ All those teams began last week ranked numbers It doesn’t m atter, you’ll watch anything. ence and NCAA Tournaments. You actually care one through four in the country. This week they’re Your favorite professors are named Schmuhl, about the NIT and NAIA Tourneys. But the worst numbers three, seven, and eight respectively (the McGuire and Packer. The only thing that keeps you thing is that when all that is over, you have to quit Blue Devils and Cougars are tied for the last posi­ cold turkey. tion). AAAAAHHHHHHH, SHOOT ME!!!! The fever I ’m talking about is much more deadly Dennis Why does February have to be so short? than Asian-Swine-Yellow-Polka-Dotted Flu. It’s the fever that hits when college basketball really heats Corrigan Game of the W eek-W hat else? One of the best up those frigid nights, and its symptoms are horrid. rivalries in college basketball renews itself this Sun­ You walk around saying, “I ’m tellin’ ya, he’s a Sports Editor day afternoon at 1 when the UCLA Bruins visit the PTP; it’s a real M and M ’er, NC, Baby; and Upset, Joyce Center for a game with the Irish. There have Baby.” Your nerf ball never leaves your hand and from flunking out of school is that the dorms aren’t been some classics in this series, and every game you’ve ripped your rim down so many times you wired for cable TV. Then again, you’re always off- is usually exciting. The game’s a sellout, Al’s com­ think you’re Jerome Lane. campus at a friend’s apartment. Both your ing to town and the red light will be on. You’re trying to figure out as many ways of count­ girlfriends are threatening to walk out (Women, it If you can’t get a ticket, the women’s basketball ing to 64 that include your team and leave out Bob seems, are generally immune to the disease). team plays host to Dayton Saturday afternoon at Knight. You don’t sleep until you find out the final 2. Muffet McGraw’s team is very much in the hunt scores from the West Coast. You’re beset by nightmares like the top three for an NCAA bid. This weekend, the Joyce Center And you watch hours of roundball. Hours. Heck, teams in the country playing on separate networks, definitely will be the place to let February Fever it doesn’t m atter who’s playing. It could be North not to mention your own team has a home game run its course.