University of Central Florida STARS Electronic Theses and Dissertations, 2004-2019 2012 Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You Sherard Harrington University of Central Florida Part of the Creative Writing Commons Find similar works at: https://stars.library.ucf.edu/etd University of Central Florida Libraries http://library.ucf.edu This Masters Thesis (Open Access) is brought to you for free and open access by STARS. It has been accepted for inclusion in Electronic Theses and Dissertations, 2004-2019 by an authorized administrator of STARS. For more information, please contact
[email protected]. STARS Citation Harrington, Sherard, "Please Don't Interrupt Me While I'm Ignoring You" (2012). Electronic Theses and Dissertations, 2004-2019. 2355. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/etd/2355 PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I’M IGNORING YOU by SHERARD HARRINGTON B.A. University of South Florida, 2010 A thesis submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements for the degree of Master of Fine Arts in the Department of English in the College of Arts and Humanities at the University of Central Florida Orlando, Florida Spring Term 2012 © 2012 Sherard Harrington ii ABSTRACT A collection of short stories and personal essays, Please Don’t Interrupt Me While I’m Ignoring You weaves a lamé of humor and private desperation on the page. An actor in one story craves career gratification, while a United Nations coordinator in another finds herself attracted to a nervous NGO. A housewife attempts to convince her husband to commit an infidelity, while an architect finds that his new pet companion isn’t helping him to get over his ex-girlfriend.