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This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 4.0 License. This Article is brought to you for free and open access by the University Publications at ScholarWorks@BGSU. It has been accepted for inclusion in BG News (Student Newspaper) by an authorized administrator of ScholarWorks@BGSU. Friday April 8,1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 129 Overlap prompts questions by Leah Bamum News staff writer Differences among Similar organizations focus on differences minority groups Editor's note: The following is part two of a series on campus the campus groups which the question remains as to However, those groups have and to help other students be- groups that received money from received general fee funds. whether they are different similar goals, activities and come aware of the issues that / The African People's the student- Overlap. That la a no-no for enough to go beyond ACGFA members. face black students." Association's goal is to educate the paid general groups that hope to receive their criterion number five. The goal of the African Peoples fee last month. share of the student-paid general The groups in question include: Association, as stated in the The Board of Black Cultural public on African affair* through The money fee. However, the focus of the African Peoples Association, BGSU Student Organizations Di- Activities wants to "provide lectures and cultural and social amounted to Advisory Committee on General which received $5,050; Black rectory, is as follows: "To edu- events that promote the history, $370,818 and Fee Allocations on this particular Student Union, which received cate the public on African affairs tradition, and culture of the des- events. was distributed criterion does not appear to be as $19,100; Board of Black Cultural through lectures and cultural and cendants from Africa..." and the by Kenneth L. Whiting padding is supposed to protect the lower spine and The Associated Press internal organs, but rights groups call the whip- ping torture because it leaves permanent scars. SINGAPORE ~ Lawyers for an American teen- The U.S. State Department criticized the practice ager who pleaded guilty to vandalizing cars say in a human rights report last year. they have until April 20 to seek a presidential par- According to Singapore law, the rattan cane, don that would spare him six strokes of a rattan known as a rotan, can be no more than a half-inch cane on the bare buttocks. in diameter. The lashing end is soaked in water to Michael P. Fay, 18, who is at the center of a con- prevent it from splitting and embedding splinters troversy between Washington and Singapore, in the wounded skin. completed his first week in jail Thursday. A juvenile court convicted a Malaysian youth Fay was sentenced to the lashing, four months Tuesday of egging and spray-painting cars with behind bars and a $2,200 fine for spray-painting Fay and sentenced him to two months in a reform and tossing eggs at cars last year along with school. The 15-year-old, who cannot be named be- several other foreign youths. The jail term could cause he is a juvenile, was not sentenced to a can- be reduced by one-third for good behavior. ing. Fay's final appeal of the lashing was rejected According to Singapore law, juvenile offenders March 31 by Singapore's chief justice, and his last can be sentenced to a lashing with a lighter rotan. hope for avoiding the cane is a pardon from Presi- The court did not explain why the Malaysian youth dent Ong Teng Cheong. was spared. The beating is to be done "as soon as practica- Fay's father, George Fay of Kettering, Ohio, said ble," according to the Criminal Procedure Code. in an interview published Thursday in The Dayton The delay in Fay's case is to allow time to process a Daily News that he believes the Singapore clemency appeal. Defense attorney R Palakrish- government is making an example of his son to nan said he was directed to file it no later than send "a strong message that the U.S. should not April 20. meddle in their internal affairs." Fay's jail sentence and fine have attracted little "They're trying to send a strong message to attention, but the flogging has stirred a diplomatic their own people to stay away from Western, dec- controversy. President Clinton and U.S. Rep. Tony adent ways," the elder Fay said. P. Hall, an Ohio Democrat, have appealed to the The Singapore government denies the American Singapore government, calling it excessive. teen-ager has been singled out. If he loses his plea for clemency, the Dayton, The Vandalism Act was introduced in 1966 in Ohio, teen-ager will be strapped to an easel-like Singapore at a time of ethnic unrest as a way of frame and beaten on the bare buttocks. Leather dealing harshly with organized gangs. Crash kills presidents Anarchy, gunfire, violence break out in Africa by Pauline Jell nek \ been killed in Rwanda. He said an Gueye said 11 Belgian U.N. The Associated Press 11th body has not yet been identi- soldiers were found killed fied. He had no details on the cir- Thursday after they were kid- NAIROBI, Kenya - Rampaging cumstances of the slayings. napped Wednesday by elements troops killed Rwanda's acting The capital In neighboring of the presidential guard. The 11 premier and as many as 11 UN. Burundi was reported quiet. were trying to make their way to soldiers Intense gunfire and explosions the site of the plane crash in the Thursday dur- echoed across Kigali, U.N. central African country to try to ing fierce spokesman Moctar Gueye re- determine its cause, he said. fighting ported by telephone. He said that He said it was not clear If the touched off by there were reports of house-to- presidential guards who kidnap- TW M tUwm— We lax r the deaths of house killings and that the city's ped the Cabinet ministers and Alpha Phi Omega sorority sisters Jennifer Kananen (left) and Jenell Newmarch puih a shopping cart the presidents streets were empty except for U.N. soldiers were acting under around the Union Oval for the "Wheeling for Wood Lane" philanthropy, benefiting Wood Lane school. of Rwanda and small groups of youths armed orders from some authority, or Burundi in a with machetes and clubs. were rogue elements. suspicious "So far as we can see, it seems Sills said U.N. officers were plane crash. that there are a lot of guns in a lot denied access to the wreckage Anchor to sit in Perry's seats Reports from of hands and we dont really and could not confirm whether Rwanda's capital, Kigali, were know who is giving orders to the plane was shot down. sketchy and it was not clear who shoot at who and for what Intense gunfire and explosions by Liwrenw Hannan The event will begin at 10:30 pool," Ryan said. "In the first was Involved in the clashes or reason," Gueye said. echoed across the city, U.N. News staff writer am. and continue until Ryan has round of the tournament you got who was in control of the capital. Kigali "Just fell apart," with spokesman Moctar Gueye re- sat in every seat one point for picking the winner, Amid the violence, three Cabinet widespread gunfire and looting ported by telephone early in the BG 24 News sports anchor Ryan is doing this because he the second round was two points ministers were reported abduct- on Thursday, Canadian Maj. day. He said that there were re- James Ryan will sit In all 30,599 lost a bet with Paclone over who and so on. ed and 17 Jesuit Rwandan priests Brent Beardsley, a U.N. ports of house-to-house killings seats in Doyt L. Perry stadium would win the NCAA champion- "Picking California to be in the were also reported killed. peacekeeper there, was quoted and that the city's streets were today in return for losing a bet ship this year. Final Four and having the Uni- In New York, U.N. spokesman as saying by Canadian Press. He empty except for small, quick- with alternate anchor Andrea The bet Andrea and I made versity of Connecticut win it all Fred Eckhard confirmed that at said U.N. peacekeepers had been moving groups of youths armed Paclone, was basically a simple office definitely hurt me," he added. least 10 U.N. Belgian soldiers had shot at twice and returned fire. with machetes and clubs. The BG women's track Friday, mostly sunny In If* springtime. The older A North Baltimore man team Is headed for Miami - the morning...Increasing kids are wandering around who originally faced a unfortunately, to the uni- cloudiness during the INSID* campus visibly wincing In 34-year maximum sentence versity in Oxford, Ohio afternoon. High 50 to 55. anticipation of the future. for three counts of abduc- where they will be taking Southeast winds Increasing Not graduation Something tion, attempted rape and on Miami University, Pur- to 10 to IS mph. Friday bigger. Check Sam and burglary Instead received due University and the night...Mostly cloudy. A Mike's column to see what three years of probation. University of Michigan in a chance of showers after It la. •-PageS. non-scoring meet midnight Low around 40. N EW S • Page 2. «-Page7. i* k The Page Editorial The BG News page two Friday April 8,1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence" KirkPavelich Glen Lubber: editor-in-chief managing editor Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. to the Ground... From the E.A.R. to the Ground Turning In The Grave File: The Final. Request: A recently-departed Pennsyl- vania man wants to burn rubber into the afterlife be- hind the wheel of his beloved white Corvette. The Big Glitch: The plan has been placed in Limbo by the cemetery's humorless bureaucratic cigar- chompers. The Solution (Maybe): His wife may bury his ashes in a Corvette-shaped whisky decanter. Can you imagine his surprise when he reaches the Pearly Gates in an empty hooch container? We at E.A.R. believe a haunting is in order. The Madness and the Frenzy • •• From the You Guys Should READY FOR THE FRENZY? From E.A.R.'s home office in Bowling Green: Write a Column About That file... ARE YOU READY? Madonna's appearance on Letterman last Thurs- It's springtime. The older kids "I'm ready. And you can put day: are wandering around campus that In your little newspaper col- Need we say *!#@ing more? visibly wincing in anticipation of umn." the future. Not graduation. Okay. **• Something bigger. Sam is an old-school wily vet- We're talking this week about eran who remembers The Mad- All the Austin, Texas disc jockey hoped to do was the reawakening of the monster ness and The Frenzy. As a little promote enthusiasm for reading. That's the reason block parties that are East Merry freshman, Sam remembers his he encouraged listeners to go scavenging in the local Madness and Frazee Frenzy. surprise and joy from wandering Note we use the word reawa- Sam Mike library for the $100 bill he'd slipped inside a book &:0 from party to party, because there. kening, not comeback. there were no closed doors. And What he promoted was a full-scale melee that Don't call It a comeback. Melendez Cook there were no problems, no van- trashed the place from A to Z. A money-hungry This Is what we know. dalism. So countless people wander up we mean everybody. Women and someday comes back... Sam remembers it was a happy crowd estimated at 500 swarmed through the stacks to us in the Union, confirm that to the horror of startled librarians. men. The greeks and the Inde- But don't call it a comeback. time. No one was mean, no one we Indeed are "those guys from pendents. Democrats and Repub- We've got this friend and his was angry. Just a lot of friendly When the pillage of the Dewey decimal system was the paper," and demand to know licans. The seniors and the name is Charlie and we think people, some sober, some silly done, 2,000 books lay scattered on the floor. when we're going to write about freshmen. Browns fans and Frenzy. Charlie says this is the drunk. But everyone was friend- No ~rie found the booty but the card catalog will the parties. "You know, they're Steelers fans. year for its rebirth. ly. The weather was nice, every- never be the same. bringing it back this year." It was a celebration of spring- "You can't stop it; you can only one was casual... Which leaves the gang at E.A.R. Central to wonder We don't know exactly who time, a celebration of the end of hope to contain It," insists Char- Mike is an old-school wily vet- how many of those ignoramuses could actually read they are, but since they are bring- the school year. And we'll go so lie He shows us the flyer. He eran who remembers The Mad- the books they so thoughtlessly damaged out of ing The Madness and The Frenzy far to say it was a celebration of says he has seen the T-shirt de- ness and The Frenzy. Mike re- greed. back. It is our Jobs as journalists love. It was like OU's Halloween sign that they have been working members escaping from the to write about it. And we also live without the costumes. Like Lol- on. deathtrap that was the Old Foun- **• on East Merry, so we guess by lapallooza without Perry Fan-ell. "Hey, can you guys put the ders with a pack of freshmen and law we've got to play along. And it was a beautiful thing. official date in the paper?" sophomores, meandering toward Hey, you're old and I'm new. Some dismiss it as just a beer Sure! East Merry Madness is "the apartments" to find some E.A.R. received a telegram from a reader who What are you two talking about? bash, but It was more than that. going to be on Friday, April 22 parties. The weather was always suggests that we bring Singapore-style justice to the Oh. Once upon a time In the There were bands and barbecue, and Frazee Frenzy is Saturday, great for these parties, always. University. happy little village of Bowling and most Importantly, just a April 23. And the parties were always We envision delinquent payments to the Bursar's Green there were two great bunch of happy college kids "C'mon, this is big. Use bold great, always. Two-fistin' beer office resulting in a dance with an iron maiden. springtime block parties. One wandering around and mingling. Charlie is part of they, but we're and dancing on someone's table was thrown on a Friday by the The next morning, hung over not sure. Anyway, Charlie is an to "Twist and Shout." It was a kids on East Merry, so they enviro-kids would pick up all the old-school wily veteran who re- crazier time, a friendlier tune. called it East Merry Madness. cans for recycling, and we'd get members The Madness and The And Mike thinks The Madness The BG News Staff The next day those who lived on on with our lives. type, or something." was one of the first times he par- Frazee threw a similar party, and Everything dies, baby that's a East Merry Madness is going to tied with Sam, giving birth to a they called it Frazee Frenzy. fact... be on Friday, April 22 and Frazee photo editor never-ending series of punk Ross Weilzner Kids from all over the tri-state About four years ago, the Frenzy is Saturday, April 23. pol Itlcal-wonk adventures. assistant photo editor Naihan Wallace area journeyed to the village of whole thing kind of died out. "I got the house, I got some So yeah, we're ready for The sports editor MarkDcChant Bowling Green for the block par- Some misunderstandings, some kegs. I'm prepared. I'm ready. Madness and The Frenzy. assistant sports editor Randy Seller ties. They came to party in the politics, you know. So now we're Let's go, let's go. I'm ready for Are you ready? assistant sports editor Mike Kazimore apartments, to party In the looking at the first generation of The Madness and The Frenzy. All See ya there. Insider managing editor Joe Peiffer houses and to party in the street. BGSU students that have lived of my friends are ready. Hey! Sam Melendez and Mike Cook special projects editor Dawn Keller Everybody shared cool re- without The Madness and The Are you guys ready? are weekly columnists for The BG assistant special projects editor Leah Barn urn freshing beverages. Everybody Frenzy. The End? "I said ARE YOU READY FOR News. E-mail right now: sme- listened to loud punk rock. And But maybe everything that dies copy chief Meridiih McCrackcn THE MADNESS? ARE YOU Umd9andy.bgsu.edu. The BG News Editorial Office Is Michael Fay's flogging sentence an acceptable form of punishment? editor 372-6966 Singapore law has sentenced American Michael Fay to six hits with a soaked, 4-foot-long, half-lnch-thlck split-bamboo rod as punishment Insider 372-6967 for vandalizing cars. managing editor 372-2603 assistant managing editor 372-6968 news editor 372-2952 city editor 372-6968 sports editor 372-2602 editorial 372-2604 204 West Hall Bowling Green State University Bowling Green, Ohio 43403-0726 [email protected] Copyright 01994 by The BG News. Reprinting of any material in this publication without the permission of The BG News is strictly prohibited. The BG News is an independent student voice founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic year and Wednesdays in the summer. The BG News encourages its readers to notify the paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. If a customary for their cul- The crime should be that bad Not for that crime. More peo- Sometimes I think it's a terri- ture, although I believe it la not that he would get beaten. ple commit more serious crimes ble form of punishment, but then Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those of the student totally fair since he Is not one of In Una country and dent get that look at the state of our country. body, faculty or University administration. Opinions expressed in their citizens. severe of a punishment. columns, cartoons and letters are not necessarily those of The BG News. Letters intended for publication must be between 200-300 words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone number and Tonya Miller Sheldon rollma Steven Storeholder ■ Liptak University affiliation, if any. The BG News reserves the right to edit Junior Sophomore Sophomore any and all letters. Communications Disorders Physical Therapy Business Creative Writing L_, .'«-- .»-'*- --i^i-^: TheBG News Headlines Friday" April"!, 1994 page three ACROSS THE NATION Pearman said Pantoja had of- Promotion leads to fered only $100. chaos "He thought putting a few dol- FORT WORTH, Texas - People lars here and there might moti- stormed the Fort Worth Public vate people to go to the library," Library, tearing pages from Pearman said Wednesday. books and throwing volumes on The Dallas station said it will the floor, after a disc Jockey hop- pay for the damage. ing to encourage reading an- nounced that he had hidden It's got to be the money ITHREEApril 8 19 9 4 money in the stacks. LOS ANGELES - As time goes "Times are tough. I don't know by, it was bound to happen. if they're that tough, though," Warner Books has asked two said Marsha Anderson, library writers to come up with a sequel Get up spokeswoman. to the movie classic "Casa- People were "climbing the blanca," Daily Variety reported shelves, stepping on each other Wednesday. and elbowing people in the face" The project - as of now dubbed to get at books Tuesday, Ander- "Casablanca, the Sequel" - con- son said. sists of a book, followed by a mln- When it was over, the library iseries, the Hollywood trade was in shambles, with several paper said. thousand dollars worth of dam- The idea came from the suc- age. No one was hurt. cess of "Scarlett," the 1991 se- Listeners of KYNG-FM disc quel to "Gone With the Wind," jockey A.W. Pantoja told library said Nansey Neiman, who will officials that the country station edit the book. had hidden up to $10,000 in the Compiled from staff and wire books. But program director Dan reports. lop Singles Top Albums Weekly charts for the Weekly chart* for the nation's beat-selling nation's best-selling singles a< they appear albums as they appear in next week'* issue of in next week's issue of B tUboard magazine. B Olboard magazine Reprinted with Reprinted with permission. Platinum permission, signifies more than 1 million copies sold. 1. longing in their 1. Bump N'Grind. R. Hearts. Bonnie Rain Kelly (Jive) (Columbia) 2. The Sign. Ace or Base 2. The Sign, Ace of Base (Arista) (Arista) Platinum. 3. Without You-Never 3. Above the Rtm Forget You, Marian Soundtrack, (Death Carey (Columbia) Row-Inter scope) 4 MMMMMMMMM 4. August & Everything MMM. Crash Test After, Counting Crows Dummies (Arista) (Gef fen) Platinum. APFMWKtiRulaaH 5. The Power of Love, 5 12 Play. R Kelly Jade Galloway, 18, left, and Rhonda Murray, 19, both freshman at school cheerleaders were seeing who could perform the splits In Celine Dion (Music) (Jive) Plattnum. Clem son University, practice their flexibility during a workout on mid-air the best. 6. So Much In love, All- 6. Mask Box, Marian Bowman Field in Clemson, S.C., Tuesday. The two former high 4-One (BUtzz) Carey (Columbia) 7. Whatta Man, Salt-N- Platinum. Pepa featuring En 7. The Colour of My Vogue (Next Plateau- Love," Celine Dion ACGFA London) (Music) Continued from page 1. known as Samuel X - declined to tion is different in the sense that the planning committee. They a The Most Beautiful 8. Not a Moment Too talk about the organization. It Is geared more toward people plan events for the 487 black stu- Girl In the World, Soon, Tim McOraw Foster Amey, the president of 'I'm not interested in getting from Africa," Brown said. "We dents on campus, she said. Prince (NPG) (Curb) both the Caribbean Association used for the mudslinging that's deal with things more from an "Every organization has its 9 Now and Forever, 9. Far Beyond Driven, and the African Peoples Associa- going on about the AGCFA dis- African-American point of view. own different style," she said. Richard Marx (Capitol) Pantera (East West) tion, said the two groups over tributions," he said. We're taking different approach- "There are times when It seems 10. Streets of 10. Live at the which he presides are different The adviser of the organiza- like they do the same things, but Philadelphia, Bruce Acropolis. Yanni He said the Caribbean Associa- tion, Rick Nash, could not be with the outcome of the program Springsteen (Columbia) I (Private Music) tion, which has about 25 mem- reached for comment, either. BBCA has eight members on you can tell [the differences] - bers, focuses on the cultural per- The goals of the African Peo- the board and eight members on it's how you go about it" spectives of people from the Car- ples Association and the Black •>•>•>;>•'•'•'•'•'•'•'■?•? ;>;>•>•>•>: <:':*:':'!'!t!*!':f!i;';t.t-*;/-i'.■>•>•>. ibbean, which is geographically Student Union are basically the :< very different from Africa. same as the purpose of the fourth "Our main purpose Is to unite group, the Board of Black Cul- WORLD STUDENT ASSOCIATION the campus through reggae mu- tural Activities. DELTA GAMMA SPRING FORMAL sic," Amey said. "We have a reg- However, JeJuana Brown, gae band come twice a year - president of the Board of Black ! Carrie Robinson S Dwrtk Sandman Jaime Hessman A Kyle Anthony once in the fall and once in the Cultural Activities, said they are An*Halm* Chris Webb Maura Hassay & Joey Scott spring." He added that they also different from the other groups Kristin Vogti DID YOU KNOW? WINTHOP & SUMMIT TERRACE RECYCLE! Easy Access Bins For All Residents 352-9135 vt Campus The BG News page four Friday April 8,1994 Squeaky clean ASC approves wage increase based on merit by Leah Barnum News staff writer the board. Also, salary Increases for merit should be announced as The Administrative Staff a dollar figure and not a percent- Council on Thursday approved a age increase. recommendation to increase sal- aries according "I think this is realistic," said to merit for the Marcia Latta, director of re- 1994-95 school lations. "I think it's very good." year. The ASC ap- Currently, the University is in proved the fol- fifth place among Ohio state uni- lowing recom- versities for average salaries, mendations, according to Bob Waddle, direc- which will have tor of capital planning, who to be passed by spoke on behalf of the salary the Board of committee of the ASC. Trustees be- fore they can be enacted: "We've always targeted our- ■ The emphasis for University selves for fourth place," Waddle budget Increases should go said. "We're more than 6 percent toward increases in salaries. behind the University of Toledo, who is in fourth place. We're The BG Ncifltoii Wcltincr ■ The salary increases should be distributed on a 60-40 percent closer to last place than our goal Kirk Reltxcl of Perrysburg puu the finishing touches on the wax and now It's my dad's. I still get stuck cleaning It, though," Reltzel split across the board on merit. of fourth place." Job of his father's 1940 Farm al I tractor at Woodland Mall's antique said. If the 60 percent does not meet tractor show Thursday afternoon. "It used to be my grandfather's the projected rate of inflation In other business: (3.0 percent in 1994), then more ■ Ten new members were than 60 percent should be used to elected to the ASC. The chair- bring the across the board salary woman-elect is Pat Green, ad- increases up to the projected rate ministrative director of pho- of inflation tochemical sciences. Banquet honors students ■ Merit raises should be dis- tributed to individuals according ■ Out of 32 applications, the to standard and consistent work scholarship committee has nar- Greek chapters will host, receive annual spring awards evaluations, as being recom- . rowed the possible winners down mended by the Personal Welfare to three. The finalists will Inter- Committee. view with the committee next by Courtney Gingeml "All greek students are Invited Omega; Intel-fraternity Member- sored by Phi Kappa Tau. The ■ Merit monies should be dis- week, according to the commit- News staff writer to support their chapters," ship Development Award, hosted Outstanding Membership Devel- tributed to departments across tee chairman, Scott Bressler. Creech said. "Others are also in- by the Interfraternity Council; Greek students and chapters vited, along with house directors, the highest big/lil' sister aver- will be honored at an annual greek advisers and special age by Alpha XI Delta; the Sigma Spring Awards Banquet Monday VIPs," Creech said. Chi Scholarship Award by the "There is a lot of night in the Lenhart Grand Ball- Company offers Following the awards banquet, Sigma Chi chapter, and the best competition between room in the University Union. a reception for award winners, chapter improvement award, This year's theme is: Scholarship their parents and all VIP guests hosted by Pi Beta Phi. the chapters for "The Key to Our Future," accord- will take place. Each award is given out annu- some of the awards. modeling contest ing to Scholarship Chairwoman Among the awards presented ally by various chapters. The A lot of hard work Briana Creech of the Panhellenlc will be the highest pledge class awards are competitively sought by Aaron Epple ply meant for people who like to Council. average, given by Alpha Chi by chapters, Creech said. and devotion goes News contributing writer be healthy, Waesche said. The "There is a lot of competition into seeking each contest is not out to exploit any- between the chapters for some of For men and women who like to body in any way, she said. the awards," Creech said. "A lot honor." do modeling, either for fun or for "[The contest] is for both men START YOUR WEEKEND RIGHT! of hard work and devotion goes a potential career, Haake-Beck and women who stay fit in mind into seeking each honor." Briana Creech, non-alcoholic beer is providing and body," she said. "It Is a good Bowl -n- Greenery Sigma Alpha Epsilon will give opportunities for people who like chance for [potential models] to the Clayton C. Kohl Scholarship scholarship chairwoman to stay in shape. get a foot in the door." Award, the highest chapter a- of Panhellenic Council Haake-Beck's "Shape of the Waesche said they have ward will be presented by Delta Nation" contest Is open to men already started receiving entries Gamma and Alpha Phi will honor and .women who are at least 21 from throughout the country, the total chapter average. opment Program Award is spon- years old. many from college campuses, of $& %** IFC will present the dean's sored by Alpha Sigma Phi. Carolyn Waesche and Shannon people displaying themselves In male scholarship award. Kappa Gamma Phi Beta will sponsor Henaghan, representatives of the swimsuits, body suits and short Kappa Gamma will award the the Community Service Award corporation and coordinators of pants. honor to the female winner. The and the Hollis A. Moore Commu- the contest, said they expect en- "Our sales force is divided into Panhellenlc Book Scholarship nity Service Award will be spon- tries from people of all ages who eight regions across the country. Shrimp, will be awarded by Panhel. Alpha sored by Kappa Sigma Phi Kap- exemplify a healthy lifestyle A male and female semi-finalist Clams, Gamma Delta will give the Pan- pa Tau will give the Anthony which relates to their cholesterol is picked from each region," she UNIVERSITY UNION hellenlc Spirit Award. Corslglla Award "Greek Sports- and fat-free non-alcoholic beer. said. "Then we pick one man and Scallops & •OWIMllh GREEN STAtClNVCnsnr Other sponsors Include Sigma man of the Year," and Chi Omega "We want people who best rep- woman from the batch of semi- Kappa for the Outstanding New will sponsor the Outstanding resent Haake-Beck," Henaghan finalists." ALASKAN POLLACK Member Class, and the Panhellenic Representative. said. "The contest is geared for G.A.M.M.A- Award presented by The banquet Is being organized people with a fit lifestyle, who To enter, send in photographs Greeks Advocating Mature Man- by IFC and Panhel, Greek Week enjoy drinking beer without all of yourself to the Haake-Beck agement of Alcohol. The Dorothy scholarship adviser Jim Gris- the alcohol." Shape of the Nation Contest, P.O. Lunch Special $3.99 Mrs: 1130-1:30 "Mom" Buttner Outstanding senger and the volunteer help of The contest Is a good opportu- Box 1339, Glastonbury, Conn., Unit Director Award Is spon- various committee members. nity for people who want to start 06033. All entries must be a modeling career and it Is sim- received by August 31, 1994. U U U U U U U U U U U U U k U U ' UUk •» •> •» •> •» •» •> •» •> .» •> .> .> -> .» .> .> .. ., .» .> .» *Pfii Mu Spring Carnation Qatt StUi 1. tip* rndtrim M. Uttm/tH OMEGA PHI ALPHA Jtm ttmmmutmdr.). Xpumm MiSutM.'BuUmUVc^UituTitlmm SAT. APRIL 9th ftm ttntmt md Ml(t 0mn tmWWahmmmUOuiiVi^ki Cathy & Tim Melissa & Scott Don't Miss Out on Smm ftrri mUZik gnm Ai mee & Jack Gretchen & Kevin ttttmfVC MidttjnU mWInfii * KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI KKI The BG News Sports Friday April 8.1994 page seven Kent sports on Bad Break Women juggle cutting block lineup on road KENT, Ohio - Kent State Uni- schools so they can sun partici- pate in the sport," said university bySbmWlldmin hands. Michigan should provide versity President Carol Cart- News sports writer wright has recommended that spokeswoman Dale Gallagher. them with all the competition the school eliminate Its men's "If that happens, the university they can handle. The BG women's team is "The University of Michigan gymnastics and Ice hockey pro- has estimated that it could save headed for Miami - unfortunate- grams to save money. as much as $629,000." has one of the best distance run- ly, to the university in Oxford, ning teams in the nation ~ they "The decision to eliminate any The recommendation came Ohio where they will be taking on sport Is not one that Is taken after consultation with the uni- are going to be quite a chal- Miami University, Purdue Uni- lenge," Price said. lightly because It affects the versity's athletic committee, versity and the University of lives of young people," she said which consists of faculty mem- NCAA qualifier Nlkki Lessig Michigan in a non-scoring meet will be traveling with the BG Tuesday. "Unfortunately, this bers, student-athletes and an In this non-scoring meet, head decision was necessary in light of alumni representative. Mrs. men's team this weekend at the coach Steve Price plans to do Sea Ray Relays in Knoxville, cost containment pressures." Cartwrlght asked the committee some things differently. University officials estimate Term. last fall to develop a method for "Our main goals are to have that cutting the two programs evaluating the university's 18 Lessig is a provisional qualifier some of our athletes establish for the NCAA tournament be- will result In a savings of at least intercollegiate sports. The com- personal records, break the four $340,000 if no athletes in those mittee considered factors that cause she has already thrown by 100 relay outdoor school re- over the 47.S mark In the shot- sports transfer to other schools included expenditures, revenue cord and to experiment by put- next year. and attendance. put. Her throw of 483 at Toledo ting people In events that they Is only four-and-a-half feet away The university has said that it normally dont run," Price said. would honor the scholarships of The Kent State University from the 52.5 mark she needs to The four-by-100 relay team of qualify for the NCAAs. current athletes in both sports Board of Trustees is expected to Julie Shade, Jane Moeller, for the remainder of their four- Sending Lessig to compete at approve the recommendation .at Kaleitha Johnson and Clarice the Sea Rays Relays instead of year eligibility periods if they its April 13 meeting. Gregory have a shot at beating choose to remain at Kent. Miami may be important to her Both the men's gymnastics and the outside school record of 47.11 athletic development. "Usually if a sport is cut, ath- ice hockey teams have concluded seconds. The relay team has "I feel it is best to expose her letes will transfer to other their 1993-94 seasons. already run a time of 47.12 this to competition against national year. level athletes In Knoxville," SPORTS What changes are going to Price said. made at the meet? Michelle Mueller and Jennifer Lessig is not the only BG ath- BRIEFS Devan, who usually run the lete getting prepared for the 800-meter, will be competing in NCAAs. men's basketball coach Bill Rohr, the 400-meter run. Former BG grad named Ohio U. women's basketball Indoor All-American Scott to MAC Hall of Fame player Caroline Mast Daugherty, Jim Meae/AP Paste Julie Shade regularly com- Toledo football player Tom Bcu- Thompson needs to run a time of California Angels' Bo Jackson breaks his bat over his leg In dis- petes in the 200-meter dash but at 14.04 seconds to be a provisional TOLEDO, Ohio - Football tler and former Western Michi- gust after striking out In the fourth Inning against the Twins. coaches Don Nehlen of West Vir- gan athlete, coach and adminis- Miami she will be running in the qualifier for the NCAAs in the ginia and Jim Corrigall of Kent trator John GUI, who gave the 100-meter hurdles. 110 high hurdles. In order to be State and former NFL quarter- school Its Broncos nickname. Bengals sent him to a fat farm an automatic qualifier, Thomp- back Gary Hogeboom lead a class Bengal balloons to 400 Jane Moeller, who usually runs son will have to run a 13.72 or Thursday In Orlando, Fla., to many events, will only be partic- of nine selected for Induction Into Nehlen, a 1958 graduate of pounds work it off. lower. the Mid-American Conference Bowling Green, quarterbacked "I usually know if I'm putting a ipating In the 100 hurdles, the hall of fame. the Falcons to a record of 21-2-4 CINCINNATI - Is offensive few pounds on," said Scott, a triple jump and the four-by-100 "I feel that if the conditions are and the MAC title in 19S6. He lineman Tom Scott another sixth-round pick In last year's relay. right, Thompson could be well Also selected were former Ball served as ah assistant coach and player eating himself out of a NFL draft. "But this time, I didn't under 14.00 and easily be an au- then head coach, going 53-35-4, at State President John Pru is, professional football career? realize it was that way until I ac- This non-scoring meet does not tomatic qualifier," said Price, Eastern Michigan distance run- his alma mater. He is 103-56-5 in He's ballooned to more than tually got on the scale. It was a mean that BG wont have any ner Gordon Minty, Miami of Ohio 14 years at West Virginia. 400 pounds, and the Cincinnati who also coaches the men's hur- big shock to me." kind of a challenge on their dlers. Classifieds 3. Prase 1 to schedule an interview or Press 3 CIRCLE KSCAVENOER HUNT PLACEMENT SCHEDULE to tea if you have, been preselected by an em- I' you have pressed the pound (a) key, the No Show Policy: Failure to appear tor a Get your team of 5 or less and meet ployer system wil say: "An interview has been reser- scheduled interview or violation of the cancella- Tueeday, April It (added) Sal Apnl Bth at 3 30 pm ved tor you at (time)." Press the star (*) key to tion pokey will result in immediate suspension Wayne Co. Board ol Educ. Wooater, OH iniOTBA of your aign-up pnvileges for the next recruiting Bowing Green Sat* University 4. Enter your Identification Number. schedule another or the pound (#) key to return ••••PRIZES"" period. If you do not honor your scheduled Career Planning and Placement Sarvicai to start. Monday. April 25 Open D anyone who wants 5. Enter the position code for the employer interview, you are required to write a letter of Ashland City Schools to join the Campua Recruitment Calendar you'd like to interview (this number is indicated apology to the employer for missing the inter- turn on the Campus Recruiting Calendar, to tie left Please note: If you are unable to aign-up tor an view, bring tie letter with an addressed, stam- Tueeday, April 2« For the weeks of: of tie position title). interview, you wil be asked whether you wish ped envelope, and meet with the Manager of Beacon Graphics Corp. to add your name to the waiting list You must On-Campus Recnjong before acheduling any Finneytown Local Schools April 2S and May 2,1SB4 EARTH DAY CELEBRATION If you have entered a valid number the system akw submK a Placement Data Sheet tor additional interviews. Any student who "no- John Hancock Financial Services Scheduling On-Campua Interview Ap- each waiting I let. shows'* twice wil be denied inlerviewing privi- Mentor PutJ-c Schools Wednesday, April 20th will aay: 9 00-3 30UnK>nOval pointments: Interview signups kx He recruit- leges tor the remainder of the academe year 730 pm Speaker room. 1007 BA ing period April 25 - May 8 wi« begin with Ad- Wednesday. Apr* 27 vanced Interviewers on Monday, April 11„ You have selected (name ol organization), il We advise strongly thai you listen to Place- Notice) Of Citizenship Requirements If an Cleveland Polios Department "TOXIC Chemical Effects si Great Lakes" 1004 at S p.m. and continue) through Tueeday this ia correct press tie pound (■) key to con- ment News to keep informed ol changes or ad- employer is willing to interview international Fastens] Corporation 9 00 pm BenefiiConcen at Howard's al 4 p m. Priority Iraerviewera may acceei tie Dime or the ia/ (•) key to choose another or- ditions to interview schedules, or other Career students, it wil be noted In the positron descrip- The Paul Revere Insurance Group SSI to Rainforest Action Network A Student Environmental Action Coalition lign-up system from s pjn. Tuetday through 4 ganizsoon Plarmsig and Placement Services programs. tion. The Analytic Sciences Corp. p.m Wednesday. Al registered ttudenu may aign-up beginning at 5 p.m. Wednesday. The system will now verity that you meet Thursday, April 21 WIN $1,000 M POETRY CONTEST FOR theroquirernenta, aa specified by the em- Spotlight Presentations Spoftgflt presen- Dun t Bradstreet Information Services RULES, GUIDELINES: SEND SELF- Inal rucl lone far ace adding ployer.* you meet the requirements, then you tations oiler valuable information about career Cencelatkm of Interview Appointments ADDRESSED. STAMPED ENVELOPE TO The Integrated Placemen! Sign-up System can proceed. Otherwise, tie system will tell paths, detailed position responsibilities and or Cancellation of an Interview must be reported POETRY CONTEST: P.O. BOX 435; WAR- (You muet be registered with youwhy you are unable to sign-up with the em- oanizatjonal philosophy Al students schedul- SAW, IN 46581. In person to the Career Planning and Place- ing Interviews are strongly encouraged to at- Reeums Expert Plus} ployer. ment Services no later than 5 p.m. one week (7 CAMPUS EVENTS tend appropriate Spotlights. Please carefully 1. Dial 372-9899. full days) before the Interview day. Complete a Women's Ice Hockey 6. Press the 1 key tor a morning Interview, not) dates, times, and locations ol Spotlight 3 -fYouw.il hear.) cancellation card in the Sigrvup Room ol Ca- Join ua tor skating a organizaional meeting 2. (you wish to ecliedule an appointment with preaa tie 2 key tor an afternoon interview, or presentations, as they may vary. For evening reer Planning and Placement Services DO Saturday 4/9. 3 15-4 15 at ice arena. Bring a visiting employer, press the i key. II you'd press the 3 key for the next available time Spotlight presentations held in the Career VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!! NOT cross your name oil ol an interview Research Study on Dietary Habits ol College helmet A stick. No prior eipartenos needed. I** to hear Placement News, press the 2 My. (Press either 1.2 or 3). Planning and Placement Services office, enter S*n up lor nest year's dub team. Can 2-2785 schedule. Cancellations attar this Dme wil be the Student Services Building using the second Women. FREE nutrition analysis A lips) profile. Press the 3 key to see If you have been pre- considered a no-show You are encouraged to or 2-2339 tor more info. selected by an employer Press the 4 key to floor, paOo entrance. Please consult the calen- Call 372-1499. If you have selected a time, than you many consider carefully employers batons signing up access tie Alumni VIP Service. Press da S press tie pound (i) key to accept the time, or dar tor appropriate dene, s'fim avid locations. continued on p. a tor-lntenriawi. Journalism 300 applicasons tor Summer and key k) hear your confirmed appoinimenti. press the star (*) key to reject. Fall 1904 are now available «i 31 g West Hall. Proas »io star Q key to oult Additional Placement Services: There are important services available to you at the Ca- reer Planning and Placement Services. Please not) that not all organizations and companies 1 regularly recruit on college campuses The list HOMEMADE below generaly reflects the high demand areas in the world ol work. Don't become dis- ICENTER FOR CHD.-.F II Alpha Chi Omega and Theta Chi couraged if your career lieid ia not requested. To asaial you in conducting an asserbve job Conlidentjal Health Care For Women are bringing a piece of SPRHVG BREAK back to search, the Career Planning and Placement Services provides career and placement coun- • Student fee chilly Bowling Green!!! seling, credential services, job search work- ^fyGkeesecake shops, professional development seminars, • Abortion through career fairs and an alumni Falcon Career Con- 20 weeks nection. The eicelent Center tor Career Re- • Morning after "SANDBLAST" Beach Volleyball Tournament sources offers you career and employer mfor■ matron and current fob vacancies in ALL Holds. treatment Registered students are directly relerred to April 10, 1994 at noon at Portage Quarry employers in their desired career fields, insure • Caring friend or your access to these services by registering relative allowed with the Career Planning and Pkwamani Ser- for personal vices in your inal year al Bowling Green State University. support Come out and YOU MUST SUBMIT A COPY Of YOUR rlease join us on Saturday 16 N.Huron have a blast LASER PRINTID PLACEMENT DATA for our informal Food 6t Wine Toledo, OH 43604 SHEET WITHIN 4t HOURS AFTER SIGNING Sampling from 1 until 5 with 1-800-589-6005 UP. FAILURE TO COMPLY WITH THIS POL- with great music, tough ICY MAY RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL Walt Ferrell & Norm Chambers. competition, sand, FROM THE INTERVIEW SCHEDULE. 1068 NORTH MAIN BOWUNG GREEN sun, and surf while Luncheon Buffet supporting worthy Every Day (except Saturday) causes. CHARLESTONS APTS. AND Proceeds so to benefit the Humane Society and the Battered Women's Shelter HOD AM MANOR •NOW RENTING* THE CHINA Door prizes generously donated by the following sponsors: Choose from choice apartments within walking distance to Mon.-Fri. 11:00-1:30 •Burger King • McDonald's* Myles* Pizza Hut campus Summer 1994 and school year 1994-1995. Sun. 12:00 -2:00 * Finders* Tuxedo Junction* Solarium 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heat and All you Can Eat! * Greek Mart * Barry Bagels water included, air conditioning • TMH Sports • DiBennedettos * The Hair Only $4.95 Gallery • The Heat * Video Connection • Subway * 641 Third St Apt 4, B.C. 892 S. Main Si. Resident Manager 352-4380 353-1231 Classifieds The BG News Page eight Friday April 8,1994 continued from p. 7 Club 21 SAE'SAE'SAE'SAE'SAE Respons'bW. trustworthy, non-smoking tomael Life guards wanted. Seasonal work available at t Summer Sublessor needed Saturday 4/0 Brother ol the Week -Lucky'' Sehak roommate lo share 1 bedroom apt. lor Fall 04 A Portage Quarry Rec Club. Musi have current House dose to campus. Rent negotiable. Jericho Turnpike Red Cross certification card A CPR. Apply ,n 372-5000 ATTENTION ALL ORGANIZATIONS ABileie of the Week: Bnan Zeienka Spring 05. Half of phone A electric. Shuttle to 18 A over Schol v ol the Week: Bnan DeAngelo campus. Call Debbie ai 353-3428. person at T-Square Graphics: 121 S. Main, Are you officially registered ai BG SLP Pledge ol the Week: Malt Mairn BG. Accepting app'a through Friday April 22 Do you represent a significant portion of Roommate lo share 3 bdrm house from May 1 2 bdrm. Apartment near campua. Available Club 21 the undergraduate student population m SAE ' SAE' SAE ■ SAE ' SAE Saturday 4/0 to Aug. 31. Own room, tola of space Fall lease 22L now and August., 0 or 12 mo. laaae. No pets. »heer nze and/or percentage of Call3S4-27S3or352-4113. Jericho Turnpike optional $500 tor mere summer. No deposit. Looking tor . too? Earn $8000 lo $8000. work- repecQve consbtules? free utilities, tree wisher/dryer. Can 353-7880. ing on Putin-Bay. Cal tor dtails A application 18 Aover SAE* SIGMA KAPPA 2 bdrm. fum. apt. lor 2 people Do you proude service to the Bad Races Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday Irom 1 pm lo 0 Roommate wanted for 04-95. MVF. dose lo $450. includes free heal, water University community? pm. 800825-5043. BedRaces campus, moety furnished Reasonable rant. gas, HBO, aewer. 354-0014. Are you active in university policy-making? DONATE YOUR PENNIES Bed Races Celljoc«?353-4014. Managamani Position. MT Muggs. If you anawered "Yea" to Iheae ojuea TO THE UNITED WAY Bed Races Must be a reaponaibie. hard-working per- Hone, PENNY DRIVE APRIL 1-15 Today at 5:00 pm Roommate wanted 2 bdrm. house on Ada. Available 5/1 son.Drop off resumes al Quarter's Party Store then you are eligible for a teat on USOf Ridge Si. near Main/Science Bldo Cloee lo campus. $500 ■ ubl. 1 yr. lease. tOam-tpm, Monday-Friday. App'e. for organizational senate seals SAE-SIGMAKAPPA 354-1918 Call 353-6082 (leave message) Every Monday night, 8:00, at now available In Rtn 405 Student Svcee. Migrant Head Sun: Rural Opportunities Inc. - Junction Bar t Grill OX'AXO'OX'AXO' NEEDED - 2-4 summer eubleaeen 2 blocks Completed applications are due back Migrant Head Stan is currently accepting re- 2-3 aubleasers needed lor 2 bedroom furni- Rack'em Up Pool Tournament, $3 Attention All Greeks Get excited for "Sandb- from campus AAO. cheap rent. Call 352-2540. ^^^^V Ajy|MWhs^5£0Dirr^^^ sumes tor seasonal positions in Helena A shed apt Central air, pay electric only. Cioseto i — last" beach volleyball philanthropy this Sunday Please Helpll Genoa lor teachers, teachers' aides bus campus. Price nooosabte. Call 352-4866. * Run tor the Homeleoa Great rood A good times at Campus Pollyeyes al the Quarry from 12-4. Hosted by Alpha Chi Summer Sub. Needed drivers, cooks. A Cooks' assistants Biling- 228 S. College FREE HEAT 5K Wall"Run Enter to win a TREK 800 Bicyclei Omega A Thela Chi. House, own room A full bath ualrmigrant background preferred Please Thets CM - Alpha CM Omega 1 bdrm apa. Free heal, water A sewer. Wa Drawing will be held Apnl 30th. MFCs* 353-4503 specify lie location you prefer A aend resumes ApfUf,$3pre-reg aher/dryer on premises Pets o.k. Cal Now- Call 372-1153 for inlo. Phi Mu is looking lor a houseboy. lo: Rural Opportunities Inc. 2tgE. Washington. AXO • LH' Laura Be/dek • AXO love Rentals 352-5620. Our only office. Please contact 372-2750 if interested. Roommate wanted. Male/Female lor 04-05 Suite 100. Napoleon. OH 43S45. Deadline la F nerds are friends forever, school year. Own room. 1 block from campus. April 15,1994. EOE. 3 bdrm. house. Available 5/1 or 8/1 and friends we'll always be. Call Angle 353-4014. $675 • util 1 yr. lease BALLROOM OANCE No eipenence neces- Tonight is the night youll finely see Pi Phi' Pi Phi' Pi Phi" Pi Phi Nature's Way Landscapes Call 353-6082 (leave message). sary. April 8 from 7 - 9 30 pm. 210 Eppler what an awesome BigAil'pairwe will be1 The Sisters ol Pi Beta Phi Roommate. Male or Female. 1 bedroom Nursery work and landscape installation. apartment with bathroom, kitchen, living room. North. S1 per couple. Sponsored by UDA. LITB congratulate ANGELA KHIZSA Immeduia openings. Flexible work Love. Your Big??? on her recent pearling to $l7Srmo. . alec. A phone. Call Deve at scheduling CHI 686-7885. 3 bedroom apartment. Getting started on tr-e MAC seminar open to ail - 372-4148. AXO * AXO * AXO ' AXO' AXO AXO BILL CROWE Available immediately. students on Wed. April I3(h in Technology lab Pan-time delivery person/office help. Must Pi Phi • Pi Phi • Pi Phi • Pi Phi SUBLEASERS WANTED - 2 bedroom, unfur- 354-8800' We do allow pets. from 9am to noon. This session presents Vie have car. Available 10-12 hours/week during nished. 5/13 - 8/8 724 S. College 132. Call word processing software package. MicroSofi Buying - Star Ware A other Scl-FI, CARDS, summer. Call Todd at 354-2110. 352-4801. Works, including a primer on the Macintosh action figures A related items Any condition, SAE-SAE'SAE'SAE-SAE 3 bedroom house, 1 block from campus, near Photo Tachnidan - photo lab A studio with cm- Desktop & using the mouse -- hands on. any quantify. Call soon Leave message with The Brothera of Sgma Alpha Epailon would Summer Subieasers. May 16-Aug. 8,2 bdrm., downtown. From May or August. 1 year lease. torn color A BAW darkroom. Full or part-time Pleaaa call 2911 reregister for this seminar. Dave ©1-423-8734. Ilka to congratulate Kelly Bingham A Dan 1 block from campus. Total rani $700 for eum- Call 354-1700. position with flexible houra. Eip. In lab or Waterman on being selected through tie mer. Very negotiable. Call 353-0420. 3 bedroom house. 12 month lease IN LOVE WITH A BIG BLUE FROG? —--HONDA NEMfSH—— National Student E .change to attend tie Uni- drtorti. helpful. CHI 672-0007. $750/month » uplines. 632 3rd St. —-HONDA NEMfSH—— versity of South Carolina next year. Phi Alphal Up to 4 subieasers needed tor aummer only. Responsible, mature, non-smoking babysitter Call 353-3993 (after S pm) Check out the upcoming issue of MISCEL- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 8AE-SAE'SAE'SAE-8AE Rent ia $118 a month. Cal 353-6515. Cose to needed tor 6 yr. oM. 8 AM-1 PM. Tranaporta- LANY. It's ail about color and available April RONDA LEE, RONDA LOU Campus. t)on required. 354-4503 11. ^^^^^^^^^^^ OX'SIGMAKAPPA'OX YOU ARE FINALLY TWENTY-ONE. Wanted • Live acton role players for Vampire 353-0325 -Carty Rentals Theta Chi's get psychedl Soeoal Olympics Track Coach Needed. PEACE INITIATIVE ORGANIZATION AND THE FUN HAS NOW BEGUN. Avail. -94-95 school year • fully fum. • We know who's the basil If interested call Aaron at 353-8913 2 positions. April 20 through June 30. Is there hope for global peace? Can the current SO L r IS GO DRINK A BEER. Al unite - 2 earn - 9 pymnt. lease The beds are ready. are you? tS.00mour. Practices Monday and Wednes- international conflicts be peacefully resolved? BECAUSE DEADLINE IS ALMOST HERE I See ye this allemooni day. Application Deadline April 14,1994. Con- 321E. Merry - New6 bedrm.apt. 2 fi. bths Study and Discuss the Bosnian conflict. Come SO. HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN, Love your coaches, HELP WANTED 3091 /2 E. Marry - single rooms for males I'M SO GLAD YOU ARE MY FRINI tact Mary Sehmann at Woodlane: 3525115 join thePEACE INITIATIVE ORGANIZATION, Amy, Beth, Heather A Mariaath Locations available tor Summer. a student discussion and study group, as we LOVE, YOUR FAVORITE PERSON AT THE EEO. OX'SIGMA KAPPA'OX BGNEWS explore ways and means of a peaceful ap- AA CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING. EARN BIG Still looking tor a aummer |ob? 451 ThursOn Aprs 1068 119. Effidendei, fur- —"HONDA NEMfSH™™ proach lo resolving international conflicts, in $$$ A TRAVEL THE WORLD FREEI CARIB- Lifeguard and Swimming Instructors posi- nished. Call John Newlove Real Estate at —HONDA NEMfSH— Phi Mu-Dell-Phi Mu formanonal Meeting will take place on April 11, BEAN, EUROPE. ETC. SUM tions are available et the Student Recreation 354-2260 1994 in the Taft Room of the University Union The sisters of Phi Mu would like to congratulate MEFVPERMANENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE. Center. Call Scott at 2-7477. at 8pm. All students are welcome. For more in- Nicole Denis on her recent pinning Delta Tau 520 E. Reed - only 2 left I GUARANTEED SUCCESS' CALL (910) Sufnmef Job-can Mart Immadiatelyll formation, contact Solomon at 352-6775. AXO' Lil'Undy Miller ■ AXO Delta Brian Marisch. 2 bdrm.. furnished across from campua. Free Tonight's the night you'll find out, 929-4396 EXT. C78 Parl-Dme lumber yard help. Flexible hours Call water and sewer, washer/dryer, extra storage Phi Eta Sigma what Big/Linle is all about 84 Lumbar, Maumee. 1 -893-8400 Also. Congratulations to Ans Hengsteler on her Alaska fisheries summer employment Earn up Call Newlove Rentals 352-5820. Our only of- Initiation Ceremony Youll finally see who's your Big, recent pearling lo Daniel Wxhelm. We're very to $15,000 thia summer in camenM, pro- Walt person needed. Must be able to work fioa. Sunday. ApriM0@l 30 hopefully you wHI not whigl happy for you both! cessors, etc Mill Or lemale lunch. Apply in person. BG Country Club, 023 638 Scott Hamilton Lenhart Grand Ballroom No more worry my hffle one, 1 Phi Mu • Phi Mu - Phi Mu Room/boarrJ/travel after provided Quay- FainnewAvl. Duplex, Brand new Fall ol 1003.1 unit left. Dress is Sunday attire together well have plenty ol lun. mated Success I (010)020-4398 exl. A78. Friends & relatives welcome Jump, shout, do a flip, Seml-fumlahed, 2 bedroom apartment, 3 Ice Beer Happy Hours at Brathaua tonight is gonna be 1 trip! ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT people maximum, 2 blocks from campua, Purple, green and Hue. Friday 4-8 pm •aheriee. FOR SALE no pall allosead. 2 ramrvid parking pi aces. what do these colors mean to you? Also. Sunday 7pm - Closing Many earn $2,000 plus/month 10 mo. leaee (Aug. 1 - June 1) $4as/mo, 12 MISCELLANY MAGAZINE knows the answer AXO'Lil'Jodi'AXO in canneries or $3,000 - $6,000 mo. leaee 8480/mo. Available May IS, 1004. Monday. Apnl 11 th. Read on< Tonight we'll meet lace to lace SIGMA KAPPA ' CHRISTY JAMES plus/month on fishing vessels 1072 Volkiwagon pop top camper DAO Rentals 287-3233. Alter 5pm call The aistera of Sigma Kappa are proud to an- and put an end lo this silly chase. Many employers provide oeneMs Rebuilt engine, weber carboraior. 287-4258- So come to the house A don't be late nounce Christy James' pearling to Brian No experience naoaaaryl Asking $3000 Call 352-2803. VOLUNTEERS NEEDEOII McCullaughl EfficiencyUniliAVAILABLE and see what a great pair well make I For more information col: 1994 Recreational Sports Biathlon Congntulationsl tor SHORT or LONG TERM AXO'Lil'Jodi'AXO 1-208-545-4158 sal. A5S44 1960 Audi 4000. CUS8M211. Ask lor Tim Saturday.Apnl 16,1994 SIGMA KAPPA - CHRISTY JAMES or Linda Engine rebuilt, new tires, IDE AL tor Graduate STUOE NTS Sign up in the Student Rec Center Half Pin) ARTHUR VICTOR PAINTING. INC. battery. Alt.. A more Completely furnished -/lull CA8LE Main Office by April 14 Happy Belated 21 atll HBO, utd.. phone A use ol pool SKI A WORK IN COLORADO NEXT WIN- Seeking motivated students interested in a full- All volunteers receive a free Hope that you are looking forward all ind. LOCATED NEAR CAMPUS TERM time summer position aa a profaasinal, residen- Biathlon t-shirt to this weekend. 1981 Chevrolet Citation CALL 352-7365 Or 352-1520 Crested Butte Mountain Resort will be on canv tial house painter. No eipenence necessary. NEW tires A brakes For mote information call 372-7482 I Really CinlWiitll pua 10 interview interested students for our training provided. For further inlorma- HuataeilbyFrldayl Love Always, student employee program. $500 scholarship. Don/Interview please cal: Call Bron a I 353-9913 FOR RENT Pintl S5mour, a Iree unlimited ski pass, housing,... Cleveland Area: Brad at 352 2154 1 6 2 bedroom apis, turrvunrum. Avallabli for P.S. 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At the Eas- finish second In their division be- glimpse of Bo Jackson sitting on the Staff: This year, the battle to see which ter Sunday opener, he showed as hind the White Sox. and the Reds bench than a spectacular play by a Ohio team will succeed In their di- much effort as a waterlogged ten- win finish third. Whether each team lesser-known player. They Judge vision will come down to one thing nis baK, not even trying to run succeeds or dies In the water, this the worth of the players by who editor-in-chief -- desire. Who wants it the most, ground balls out when there were fan will be watching them both. can sen the most shoes than who Scott DeKatch who's going to fight the hardest, or dose plays. He even got hit by a And speaking of fans, through can hit the most RBIs. They could who's wining to make the sacri- pitch, but because he made no many years of attending baseball care less about actual ability. They managing editor fices? If last Friday's Ohio Cup Is effort to move out of the way, the games from Toronto to Chicago. I get bored when their player Isn't up Joe Peiffer any indication, Cleveland should umpire didn't award him his base. have discovered that there are five and pass the time by stomping on do very well, while Cincinnati won't Boone is playing second with the types of fans. The first and worst empty cups, trying to make a loud fair as good. rigidity of a concrete statue, making are the people who come to the popping sound by merely spraying editorial assitant Both teams made interesting ac- only one error, but rumbling rou- game for the sole purpose of acting pop or beer on those around them. Dorian Halkovich quistions in the off-season The In- tine plays. Rt)o pitched without Hke a complete moron. This is the the fanatic fan Is number four. dians picked up veterans Dennis much Inspiration, giving up a person who sits behind me at This person wears team logo shirt, Martinez. Jack Morris and Eddie double that resulted in two RBI s to every game, paying attention to pants. Jacket, underwear nipple-r- photo editor Murray. Since pitching Is what hurt St. Louis pitcher Bob Tewksbury. nothing, and is usually yelling ing, and anything else made wtth Elizabeth Snider the Indians last year, a healthy The success of the teams could (even though nothing Is going on), their team on It. Last year at a reds Morris and Charles Nagy could He on the shoulders of lesser-k- heddlng players that are not even game, a lady sat in front of me whe art editor make the rotation very potent. The nown players. First baseman Paul on the field or calUng for the firing whenever Chris Sabo came to bat, Reds add two Infielders. youngster Sorrento and awesome rookie of managers that left two seasons see put on a pair of Sabo goggles, Mike Cook Brett Boone at second and Tony Manny Ramtriez both hit homer- before. I had one of these Jokers then took them off when he was Fernandez, of last year's cham- uns at the Ohio Cup, both potential- sitting behind me at Sunday's done. She was very scarey as are production pionship Blue Jays, converting ly could hit over thirty in the opener, and he kept yelling, "put most these fans because they are Vicki Heckman from shortstop to third, to take season. The Reds have Reggie Branily in." even though it was the borderline psychotic and would over for the spot Chris Sabo's ab- Sanders and Hal Morris as their se- first inning and BranUy Is a late shoot you to get a foul ban that Meredith Linamen sence left. How these new players cret weapons. In the first two doser. When BranUy finally did comes up In the stands. do could decide the future season games of the season, Sanders has come In in the ninth inning, this The fifth fan Is the one comes to advisor for both ball dubs. On paper, both had a homerun In each, and Morris guy didn't even notice. There the game to have a good lime by teams look good, but on the field. consistently has hit over .300. but should be a five day waiting period watching the sport that they love. Robert Bortel the Reds lack something. Ai the will need to improve his RBIs in or- when this jerk warns to purchase For some odd reason this Is a rare Ohio Cup the Indians seemed der to help the team. tickets. kind of fan. They yen, bin only senior writers more focused, more like a team, This year could see a flip-flop In Second is the person who when a good play is made; they Walter Campbell while Cincinnati played like a the popularity of the teams. While comes to the game only for social talk, but not throughout the entire bunch of Individuals, something the Cleveland season opener sold reasons, attending wtth their game; they want to see the big Amy Deeb which has plagued them the last out, the Reds opener (which I at- friends of significant other because names, but enjoy the average Andy Dugan couple of years. tended) sold a paltry thirty they had nothing else to do. This player as weC; and maybe they Dorian Halkovich The season hadn't even started thousand tickets and seemed like a person has no desire to watch the wear a shirt and cap at trie num Melinda Monhart yet when Rob Dibble was up lo his mid-season Mets game and not a action going on, they become they're rooting for. They pay atten- Todd Stanley bored and talk throughout the en- tion to detail, sometimes keeping ure game Inducting the National score, and truly love base ban. I be- Anthem and "Take Me Out to the lieve that I faDtMo this category, Balgame." I'm not asking people but I always end up surrounded by contributors not to talk during the game, this ac- fans one through four. I guess I'm David Coehrs from the editors... tually adds to the atmosphere, but Just going to bavc to put up wtth It Trevor Gray this person manages to suck all the untfl someone takes my proposal Mike Kazimore attention towards them, distracting of • 'no kBot' section of the stadium Tom Kitchen those around them and ruining the where the fifth category of fan can game for others. enjoy the game. Sam Melendez '' Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio ? Julie Michalak Our nation turns Us lonely eyes lo you.'' Kirk Pavelich -Paul Simon Michael Siebenhaler Well, sports fans, it's that time of the year again. That's right. Julie Tagliaferro baseball season is finally upon us, and we at laakfar are BIG fans Ross Weitzner of the national pastime. I met up with my dose friend and one-time colleague Dean Dean Wheeler Wheeler (of Scott arid Dean Insider Infamy - we're BG's original tag team Journalists) and went to Hooters On the Cleveland Flats). mascot Then we headed over tojacobs field, where we met up with Kirk "The Terminat or" PaveSch and Julie TagHaferro - from that other Swampy, the Black Swamp publication- and commenced watching the first ever game at the Monster new stadium. The day before, our own Todd Stanley checked out the Ohio Cup baseball exhibition in Columbus. Then MeHnda "Scott, tell me again what my story is" Monhart comes In and teds me about the first baseball game she ever went to. To top that off, I dialed up Lisa Mounrjoy from the Falcon soft ban team and Mike Insider ta an Independent " Alvin, Simon" Kaztmore talked to Falcon baseball ace Andy Tracy magazine pueatned weakly for another huge'20 Questions.'I ten ya, we got baseball coming durlnj the atcedemic uear. out of our ears here at the rat cage. And we Hke it. Lett art, nuatlltmt, poetry., Anyway, there we were, awestruck in a beautiful new ban park. I fiction and art submissions, tell you, the percs of beingj ournalist s/sport s fans like us are never- at mall at aour concemt, ending. thould be sent ta Insider, 2 Is this Heaven? No. it's leakier Scott DeKatch littlest Hall.Bouilino. EdUor-tn-ChJef Green, OH 434M. We can't Deaa Wheeler 0) (of Scott tad Deaa ladder) MM Scott DeKatch tend anything heck, but ate (r) this week for a Mg baseball feature. Wheeler and DeKatch, Front and back photo-llluitreuoni by Ross Weltzner and Mike BG's orlgiaal tag teem Journallrti, make ap two-third, of the Just wfcjht put yeu In Cook. bei t ouUleld on Eighth Street print. Fri., April 8, 1994 Xnaidar « Twenty Questions Twenty Questions... Andy Tracy Lisa Mountjoy When he's not punting for the Falcon Junior pitcher Lisa Mountjoy is one of a Football team, Andy Tracy Is hitting up a handful of standouts from the Lady Falcon storm for the Falcon baseball team. Our Softball team. A control pitcher with one buddy Mme Kaatmore sat down and got hell of a changeup, M ountjoy traveled all the din from him Just for us. the way from FJ Sobrante, CaBf. to take classes and rack up KsinBG. SeottDe- Katca called her up and she agreed to play Hopefully it will be my batting average ban, so here we go. Oh yeah, she would Yoa're a local product straight out of because II be in trouble if its the other like everyone to know her roommate, Jan- BG high school WhT did yon decide to at- way. I probably won't be pitching too long Ice. "Is the coolest chick." tendBGSU? n" Its the other way either. I didn't really think about BG until my Iraathaet taamt to be the bar oTcbosca senior year in high school. They were one for the football team, Is there any one bar So yoa're from Callforala? Oa the collegiate level, do yoa think of only three schools that were going to let thai the baseball team likes to frequent? Yeah. ien's athletics are pat on a back bur- me play both sports and that's why I de- Not reaDy because we play on the week- Long way from borne, eh? ner to men's athletics?Yeah, I think they cided to come here. ends so we really don't go out that much. I wanted to go far away from home be - are... to revenue sports. The baseball team got off to a strong But If we do go out we usually go to cause all my life I've lived in California! Bow does that make yoa feel? Marl over spring break - what was the Mark's. wanted to try something new and Ohio I think across the board, the women's keylothatacciH and wffltht learn be Are there more baseball or football was the farthest place, so I'm here. athletic programs do so wen. so I think we abW to content Its fine play coring the groupies oa campus? What If I aald yon serve up meat? deserve more, uh, respect, maybe. teatoa? Definitely football. What's yoar opinion oa the banning of I'd challege you. What fat yoar favorite baseball movie ? The key was that we had strong hitting Oh yeah. What if I said you throw like a Field (4Dreams. definitely. throughout the lineup. We need to have tobacco la college and minor league baseball games? Staff good pitching and defense, If we get that (Laughs) People have said that before. I I think that It's ready terrible. See MOUNTJOY, page seven. then well be okay for the rest of the challenge them and then I srt 'em down. season. Do yon gays ever try to sneak some Waal Mad of transition do yo« have to chew to the garnet or have yoa made the make from football to baseball teatoa? transition to sunflower seeds? The sports are totally different. In base- Coach Is pretty strict about the chew so ball you have to be more relaxed, but In we switched to seeds. football you need to be more aggressive. Okay, here's the sltaatlon: The bases Baseball is easier because you have to be are loaded with two oots In the bottom of more relaxed and use patience because the ninth tod yoa come to bat with yoar team trailing by three runs-Lisa htosnt- you're playing something like 56 games a year whereas in football you only have 10 Joyls the opposing pitcher. Do yo« take games. her downtown? Artificial toff or natural grata? I would Just try to put the bat on the bad Definitely natural grass. and see what happens. I probably couldn't Ever aaa vaseline whoa yoa're oat there hit her though because I don't know If I on the moand?No, but I've sliced a ban be- could hit that underhand heat. That stuffs fore . If you puD a seam out a lit t le bit rt pretty nasty. Being a two sport athlete do yoa think helps you get a little more drop on your that yoa go through more Jock straps than curvebaB. THIS WEEK AT THE Earlier In the rear a certain sports- the other athletes? Uh. I don't wear one sol reaDy don't writer called Brandon Caroar the bell two-sportathlettatBG.Whatdldroa know. think of that? One question thai Howard Stern con- COUf GE Of MUSICAL ARTS stantly asks baseball players, but never Carps and I had a talk about H. He's a FOR MORE INFORMATION CAU. THE MMAC BOX OFFICE AT good athlete but I think that I'm up there gets a good response to Is, "Ever fart la 372-8171 OR THE MUSK CONCERT HOTUNE AT 372 8888 wtthhbn. the catcher's face?" 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CHORUS SUN/ APR* 1 o / 8 PM / BRYAN RECITAL HALL 224 E. Wooster 352-0717 BRYAN CHAMBER SERIES: BOWLING GREEN BRASS QUINTET MOORE MUSICAL ARTS CENTER wwooooooooouuuu lnnnnnu nnnnnnntjunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Insider Frl., April 8, 19 Heaven? No, Cleveland. by Kirk Pivtllch where the Indians will call home. rattle off the shon list of accom- Oops, I got a little carried away. can League East. The result? A dt .333 "Hey man, this Is too nice to be plishments and long list of low- That one actually took place in record 102 losses. The eternal Cleveland's. We've got to be on the lights In the futile history of the Hollywood-- not Cleveland--dur- hopes of spring are dashed again road," my friend muttered as we franchise. ing the filming of "Major League." Cleveland. What else Is new? "Is this heaven?" entered the park, making It dear Last World Scries Champion- You'll have to forgive me, but when But I sincerely believe this year "No, U's Iowa." that the thought was not unique to ship: 1948 vs. the Boston Braves. you go your whole lifetime rooting win be different. I may have had Just as Shoeless Joe Jackson me. Last World Series Appearance: for a team that never has a winning my doubts when the Tribe wondered about Ray NnseOa's But after pinching myself to 1954 vs. the New York Giants. record, you often find yourself dropped the exhibition game to tr| familand field of dreams tn the make sure I wasn't dreaming, I ac- which resulted In a four games to starting to dream. Pirates 6-4 In 10 Innings. Some movie of the same name, I couldn't tually started to believe. The In- none New York sweep. This year is different. I really be- comments heard afterward range help but think the same thing upon dians were now the actual owners Last Actual Pennant Contention: lieve It. But then again I did back in from: "New ballpark, same old my entrance lnloJacobs Field. of the dasslest ballpark In all of ' 1959. 1987 when Joe Carter, Brett Butler. Tribe" to "Here we go again." Actually, I thought for a brief baseball. And even better, I started Last American League East Cory Snyder and Pal Tabler were But all of those doubts were moment that I had somehow taken to believe that the dty of Cleveland Championship: 1989. The Tribe bringing their lethal bats back from erased during Monday's regular a wrong turn on the highway and was the actual owner of a legiti- captured the division champion- a team that had actually won stac season opener when the Tribe ral ended up at the Immaculate ball- mate baseball team... finally. ship hi a one-game playoff with more games than they lost the year bed twice to defeat the Seattle Ma park of some other American those hated rivals the Yankees before. rtners 4-3 In 11 Innings. As a lilelong resident of North- when WUBe Mays Hayes hooks- The rest of Cleveland and myself League team. This couldn't possi- east Ohio, I've had no choice but to With the soBd nucleus of Albert bly belong to Cleveland. This lided home for the winning run In were hyped. Sports Illustrated evolve into being an avid fan of the the bottom of the ninth Inning. picked the Tribe to win the Ameri- See Unr. page « couldn't possibly be the place Tribe. Like any Cleveland fan, I can New park evokes old memories by Julia Tigllirirn) reer with the Red Sox - it was an that enthusiasm at a sporting event to a team and the true love of scoreboard andjumbotron, angle a league of her own amazing site for a 10-year-old. again and for the next ten years, I baseball. seats and glassed-in luxury suite I can remember the feelings of didn't - not until last season, when It didn't matter that the team lost fans could come to root on their pride all the fans had for Yaz, the I went to the last three home all three games, the fans stood be- team and feel a mixture of mode I can still remember the day I Red Sox and Boston, as balloons games of the Cleveland Indians in hind the Tribe to say farewell to the nity and the age old love of base saw my first major league baseball filled the Boston skyline during the Cleveland Mundpal Stadium. stadium where some great mo- bal. game. It was also the same day emotional, festive night. A New Englander. I will always ments tn baseball occurred. And whfie there were 40.000 history was made, for a BoSox fan I loved how the fans cheered remain a Boston Red Sox fan. Saturday, when I tagged along fans - a sellout crowd -- dressed an way. The great Cad Yastrzemskt when Yaz was up to bat and how, However, as I watched the Indians with a devoted Indian fan and two Indians garb from head to toe, played his last evening game at the when he took his final run around players of past and present stand crazy guys rooting for Pittsburgh to there was not the lively enthusias "Green Monster," Fenway Park. the field, there were tears of joy on the field together last October the first game ever to be played In and cheers of support that I had A beautiful ballpark, a hero play- and remembrance and smiles that while pictures of the greatest mo- the new home of the Tribe - thought there would be. ing one of the final games of his wouldn't fade even when the game ments flashed across the score- m Jacobs Field. I thought I would Perhaps the most amount of life, and a young ban player named was over. board and fireworks erupted. I again see the same dedication dis- spirit came from the children, In- Wade Boggs just beginning his ca- I wondered if 1 would ever see again found that feeling of loyalty played six months ago. cluding the two young boys prou After an, here was a beautiful ry sporting their homemade signs new ban park which could very demanding that "Pittsburgh well signify a new beginning for the smells" and "the Pirates should g Indians. With an old-fashioned. home." Prices are Falling on dosed in design and yet a huge But aside for a few devoted f who boisterously sreamed. most of the crowd, while enjoying the CD's and Tapes, beautiful day, appeared fairly le- H(aleidoscope tahrgic. even when the Indians were winning or the game went Into extra Innings. 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Monhirt sweaty men ran around a grass would rather have a woman sim- Columbus) to the Riverfront Sta- baseball, football and basketball oo deck field swinging a bat to hit a stupid ply pass him a beer than be both- dium In Cincinnati to attend what seasons. Ross and I have tentative little ball. (This story does have a ered by a bunch of nagging ques- would be my first time at a profes- plans to take another road trip this point. Just keep reading.) At the tions during a game. I went to this sional sporting event. As I sung the summer even though I hate to ad As an American H Is automatical- time 1 would have preferred to be game expecting that I would have national anthem with my fellow mH I will need a refresher course in ly assumed that everyone is bom doing anything else in the world. an okay time, but 1 ended up really spectators, I felt a special sense of baseball terrn'*>^r*'*v with an Innate love for sports, and but I kept reminding myself to have enjoying myself, to both of our patriotism and a feeling that I be- If I can survive an Introduction what could be more American than an open mind and try to enjoy my- surprise, and learning about the longed there. I wondered if this into the world of sports and enjoy it taking a trip to the ball park? self. game In the process. was the feeling that kept diehard enough to return, there is a small Among certain circles this fact may Last summer I came to visit Ross I felt ready to move up into t he sports fans returning to lend their glimmer of hope for other men out hold some truth. However. I am in Bowling Green one weekend major leagues with my newly support to these sports teams. there with girlfriends who hem and not afraid to admit that I spent the and in the process of making plans found knowledge. I had discovered The game began at 7:05 p.m. haw when game time comes first 20 years of my life without I told him that I wanted to go to a something that we could both take with the Cincinnati Reds up against around. I have learned to under coming within arms reach of any baseball game. Ross told me later part In. When it came dme to find a the Atlanta Braves. I sat in the stand some sports, which allows ball park and I am si ill alive to tell on that he was surprised I wanted bidhday present for Ross. I wanted stands among true fans like Ross me to be able to sit through an en about It. to go to a baseball game because it to be a sure hit. I decided that I and others who appeared to be fair tire game. I would like to send out All of this changed last March of my widely known disinterest for would get two tickets to a Cincin- weather fans. I also learned what a the message that if you have ever when I met my boyfriend. Ross sports. On Saturday June 5 at 7 nati Reds game, along with a base- bandwagoner was that day and gone to a professional sporting Capers, who has a love for all p.m. I attended my first minor ball cap and t shirt displaying the wondered if I appeared that way in event, give It a chance because you sports and Is an avid fan of the Cin- league baseball game, the Toledo team's logo. This ended up being my brand new Cincinnati Reds might surprise yourself and have a cinnati Reds. This was an Interest- Mud Hens vs. the Pawtucket Red the perfect gift for Ross and an- t-shifl and tried to blend in with the good time. I do have to say that I ing situation for myself because I Sox. Throughout the entire game I other exciting venture Into the crowd. As we left the ball park that enjoy sports to a point, but I will had basically no knowledge of the threw a barrage of questions at world of sports for myself. day, after the Reds had a dis- never be able to sit for an entire ' sport let alone (fid I find any ex- Ross, who happily answered every A historical event took place on appointing loss, I felt that I had set weekend glued to a television set citement In sitting in front of a tele- question I had. He broke away August 15 as Ross and I took a foot into a whole new world of just to watch a game, ask Ross. vision for a few hours as a bunch of from my stereotype that a man road trip tram Grove Qty (near learning. Since I have opened myself to his Interests. Ross has actually lived Since that game I have attended through several plays and an other sporting events with Ross, opera. Between the two of us it along with hours In fiomt of the goes to show that anything is pos television every weekend as I sue sible It you Just put your mind to it. cessfufly made it through my first I did. Insider 6 Fri., April 8, 1994 Insider goes out to th game at its face value. Call me stu- thought Cleveland sports fans were pid, but a 162 -game season Is among the best In the world. And played so the four best teams in I've been to a ton of games at the Nostalgia clouded by baseball can be weeded out, so old park, so I Ike to think I know that the final weeks of the season what I'm talking about. What be- can be chock full of excitement and came of the days when "Indian Fe- heartbreak (last season Is a good ver" rang through an example). AD the new system win 80.000-strong stadium? I was truly greedy scavengers do Is bufld false hope In towns like disappointed. Especially when the Pittsburgh and Cleveland and drag game went into extra Innings. The home plate Is 50 feet further away out the season longer In order to only consolation was a victory for The cool, wet air of April ushers in real from home plate than its Municipal have the same two teams play in my team, and even that Is tainted Stadium counterpart, so as to allow the World Series. It aD bofls down by the fact I consider myself a fan spring. Skies are blue, the dirt smells new for cushy, glass-encased seating to money. The people upstairs see of both organizations. for a bunch of money-grubbing the cash potential and don't care lit and everything is clean. cutthroats who think they deserve what their actions do for the Integ- to be at a game more than Joe Q. rity of the game. While the new The Pirates won 6-4 in 10 In- Oh yeah, WorMngman. who Is already lucky shuffle may result In more fans at- nings. We said "later" to Julie and to be able to take the kids to three tending games. It could also result Kirk and headed back to Hooters, it's baseball season. or four games a season. in people Uke me, who were raised where we stood on the deck drink- Now, while It may seem I'm Just believing baseball was a perfect, ing beer, getting high on baseball. a bit disgruntled, or merely using untouchable institution, losing The wind was Just right. and. to top by Scott DeKatch this as an excuse to rip on Cleve- heart for the last Ume. The days things off, two Hooters gliis with land sports, there Is a means to my when It was a game are gone with Hula hoops asked us what our Such a mystique hovers over our the conversation was nostalgic and madness. the wind, folks. plans for the night were. I guess national pastime. Whether It's the dismal. After aD. we witnessed Recently, the big focus In Major Hooters gbls can't resist two guys smell of a worn leather glove that baseball's all-time greatest outfield League Baseball has been a nostal- Ill in Bucs garb. After al. everybody fits like a hand, the crack of Louis - (Bobby BonHa, Barry Bonds and gic one. Dollars are generated from The game Itself was loaded with knows real men wear black and vllle ash sending one Into the Andv VanSlyke) shin out to New the sale of old-time uniforms. Mov- Irony. The 40.000 strong, sellout gold. Our newly-stroked egos were window of the shop across the York, San rranshco and the Pitts- ies uke The Babe and Field of crowd was unusualy silent. Maybe in for a letdown, though. We street from the left Add wall, the burgh home for aging sluggers with Dreams have sparked a new Inter- because they were used to the old couldn't hang out with the Hooters lightning-quick sting In the hand bad shoulders, respectively. We est In the Ume "when It was a scoreboard antics at Municipal Sta girls because we blew all our from a just in-the-nlck of-tlme were watching when Jim Leyland game." At special events, teams drum, maybe even because It was money parking. ptckoff or a combination of al of pulled Doug Drabek from a near wear old-fashioned uniforms. stffl the preseason. Who knows, the above, baseball Is a thing em- perfect game seven of the 1992 Teams are moving into brand-s- but the only people singing 'Take But It was ad right. Our day's bedded In the collective spirit of NLCS only to have our World Se- panWng-ne w old-time ballparks Me Out to the Balgame" during the mission was done. this nation each time parent and ries dreams crushed by Stan Belin Eke Baltimore's Camden Yards and seventh inning stretch besides us "It was a nice game," I said on child play that first backyard game da's meaty hurling. Damn near even Cleveland's Jacobs Field. were a few other Bucs fans. HeU, . the way back. 'Too bad we didn't of catch. wept last April when we went to Al the same time, the people up- whenever we would cheer for a have enough money to go out wlh Saturday saw me waxing nostal- Three Rivers Just to see Bonds and stairs at MLB central are scurrying good play--and good plays were those two." gic from the moment my phone the Giants make the entire Pirates around on the floor of professional few and far between - the fussy rang at 8 a.m. It was Dean (of Scott franchise look sUry. In other words, sports, scavenging what they can. Tribe fans behind us would accuse "Yeah," Dean said. and Dean ladder) Wheeler, my we love those Bucs. The new realignment of the us of acting Bke children. Now. "You know It," I said, and drifted old sidekick and plot of the Dean- So we hurdled some potce bar- leagues and the new playoff Dean and 1 have been to Pitts- off Into a sleepy dream about a Mobile. ricades, knocked over some Inno- system It created are an Insult to burgh-Cleveland football games. beat-up glove, a homemade bat "You ready to go to the game?" cent bystanders and stumbled into anyone who has ever loved the In both cities. Until this game. I and a brand new pah-of shoes. "Give me five minutes." our seats In time for the first-ever After a trtckyjob of navtgatlng, pitch at Jacobs field. How exciting! we arrived at the Cleveland Four throws later. Pittsburgh had a Hooters (a fine family restaurant) In runner on first, thanks to Chuck fuO gold and black Pittsburgh Pi- Nagy'swOd pitching. rates garb. One of the famous The park Itself is a beautiful Hooters girls, scantily clad In a cut- place, conjuring memories of the off T-Shirt (a big surprise at scene In Bull Durham when Kevin Hooters) eyed us and said, "You Costner tefls Tim Robbtns how the guys are wearing the wrong colors ballparks in the majors are all cath- today.". edrals. At least if you don't think "Oh yeah?" we said. 'You must about things too much. The seats not have been here In October for hug the field and there's not a bad the Steelers Browns game." place to sit anywhere. Behind the We were seated at the bar, right field wall, the neighborhood where we drank and talked about skyline rises like a scene from a - what else - sports. Sure, the great, old movie. On a sunny day conversation started out about the Hke this was, there are few places Bucs and Tribe, but we're all- I'd rather see a game. around Htttsburgh fans, Dean and 1 Ill are. Soon we were talking about a But then you start thinking. Tick- prospective Pittsburgh NBA team. ets to games at Jacob* field cost "Yeah, but they'd have to get about twice as much as their Muni- Bartdey and Latmbeer out of re- cipal Stadium counterparts. Beer Is tirement If they wanted H to float," $3.50 for 12 ounces and the hot one of us said. "They Ike'em dogs come smothered not hi mean In the Burgh." everybody's favorite Stadium mus- "Wefl, at least Xavler UcDanlel tard, but in some yellow goop that would have a starting spot again.'' tastes more like horseradish than Needless to say, we came back mustard. Although Jacobs Field's to baseball. Being die-hard Bucs opacity Is half that of its predeces- >m ut ta A,b 1 d rta fans from the rime we could waft, sor, an upper-level seat behind bltlo«2£T faae "^'.ESfiS!? at Jacobs Flald. " • ** *****"■■ ~ ■* " « *• k-Mw^ •*«- Ftl., April 8, 1994 m Insidar the old ball game... tng teams are afraid to enter be- cause of the psychotic stale of the fans. Rename the park Jacobs Lad- der and put landmines in the out- Field needs excitement field. Cut off fingers for every base- on-bafls Issued by an Indians pitcher and play night games with byOunWltalir guardrail. We threw open our The game itself was exceptional. As I entered the restroom I was the stadtum lights turned off. Now rhp doors and dashed 90 feet through It was a seesaw battle whh the lead surprised to see people actually this season Is shaping up to be one a parking garage, safely reaching changing hands a number of times waiting to use the urinals and spar- reminiscent of a Steelers-Browns II was a hot summer day, or at the stairwell with over four minutes due to poor pitching, but. nonethe- ing the sinks of their Bquld by- football game. Hallelujah! least hot for earty April, and the to spare. No traffic cop on horse- less, It was an exciting game. The product. I have been to baseball 1 made it back to my seat re- way the sun pierced through the back was going to stop us now - crowd could never really get Into and football games at Municipal lieved and weighing a Httle less sun-roof of the DeanMobfle, I DeKatch was on a roll. We ran the game, though. This may have Stadium before, and each time the than when I left. The game was thought we were in store for a bi across East 9th Street and were winding down and the Indians ktnl-rldden. shirtless adventure bi home free, zipping past security were holding onto a one-run lead the heart of a tropical paradise guards and BnaOy stumbling Cut off fingers for every base-on-balls In the top of the nirah when an In- called Cleveland, Ohio. My trusty through the white pearly gates issued by an Indians pitcher and play night dians pitcher, with bases loaded, co-plot Scott DeKatch (at least (they were actually aluminum walked in the tying run. The Tribe trusty whUe he managed to stay turnstyies, but what the hell), we games with the stadium lights turned off. couldn't ratty in the bottom of the awake) directed me to the closest made our way to section 570 and Now this season is shaping up to be one ninth and we headed to extra possible parking place to Hooters, fel Into our scats just In time to Innings. where we would engage In Intellec- watch the Bucs' lead-off batter take reminiscent of a Steelers-Browns football tual discourse whUe sipping a fine his base on balls. game. Hallelujah! In the top of the tenth I cracked. spring nectar (Budweiser). But we made ». There was no The Pirates scored two runs and But Jacobs Field was the real real reason why we shouldn't have took the lead and the Pittsburgh reason we were in town, and not made U. I guess I was Just over- spirit instilled in my blood since the even the perilous temptation of the whelmed by the scene. Forty been because it was preseason sinks were used tn place of the day I was born (or maybe it was Hooters girls could stop us from thousand-phis baseball fans sitting and the outcome had no bearing urinals. But Jacobs Field, for the the Iron Qty beer) took over and making tt to the inaugural game be- quietly in this brand-new old-style on anything, but anytime you sell time being, Is receiving more re- sent me, DeKatch and two fellow tween the Pirates and Indians. So baseball park where the world out a stadium for an event you spect. As the season wears on and black and gold wearin'. Pirate fan we loaded ourselves back Into the champion, or soon-to-be-world would expect some enthusiasm. the Indians fade Into being a sub- yellin', happy with our disposition DeanMobfle and set a course for champion, or maybe-theyTl-never- Few people sang "Take Me Out to par baseball team, I'm sure that re- in Cleveland buddies into a rage. Gateway. wln-a-world-championship Cleve- the BaSgame." a surprise In any spect for Jacobs Field win fan, too. TMs provoked an onslaught of vul- h was five minutes before land Indians were kicking off a ballpark flUed to any capacity. Pissing in urinals isn't necessarily gar language and rude comments Charles Nagy was to throw the first season In which they are expected As the game wore on the seats a bad thing. Maybe It's Just what from the Cleveland bleacher crea- pitch ever In the fine estab- to perform better than they have In got harder, the sun fell lower and I Indian fans need to make them a tures, but we were not phased. lishment's history when my car years. But this was Cleveland and developed an incredible urge to little nastier. Turn Jacobs Field into After all, we got to leave Cleveland screeched to a halt and nudged a ...wed ...you know. check out this facility's restrooms. a nightmarish cavern where oppos- after the game. MOUNTJOY- KIRK Mustard, anyone? Continued from page three. Continued from page four. Belle, Kenny Lofton. Carlos Baerga, So, yon think fM conld strike Yeah, what the heck. Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez SSSL oat, oh. Barry Bonds? Ever banned a batter? providlna the offense, and veteran Yes. Yes. I hit a girt on the face once hurlers Dennis Martinez and Jack Vim* maaamMkmtmtm. Fianw si.■,«,,« yoa-veaaen Bow aboat Swampy? and knocked her out. Morris provkfing the pitching and He'd probably be a challenge. leadership, I believe this team Is ■Janata ttaM, 'fii nt***i*mm*m**m**ti*\imaa Who hna the bail hanxot. BG Waa It oa purpose? one that wffl. for once, not let the News aporti adJtoe Mark D*Ouuit No. fans down. or Falcon basketball diaper dandy And with Jacobs Field providing mm i.nh.-.ai—Y^ti—woyto - JayLarmnafn? 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