Alien Mug Shots the Ten Best (Or Worst) Photos of Aliens
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Sep Oct pages cut_SI new design masters 8/1/12 9:54 AM Page 19 [NOTES ON A STRANGE WORLD MASSIMO POLIDORO Massimo Polidoro is an investigator of the paranormal, lecturer, and cofounder and head of CICAP, the Italian skeptics group. His website is at www.massimopolidoro.com. Alien Mug Shots The Ten Best (or Worst) Photos of Aliens hotos of supposed UFOs abound. Most of the time they show dark stains or bright dots in the sky, of varying di- mension and quality, which could be due to a lot of things: military aircrafts, weather balloons, birds, meteors, etc. PSometimes the UFO is well focused, but the flying saucer always looks suspiciously similar to a pan lid suspended from a thread or a lamp holder or a wheel cap thrown in the air. And of course today the possibilities for digitally re- touching an image are endless. What are lacking, however, are credible photos of the creatures that should be flying these UFOs—the actual aliens or extraterrestrials. It appears there are no more than fifty such photos shot in the past eighty years, but once you take out those plainly fake and the more suspicious looking ones all you are left with are about ten photos. These are, essen- tially, “mug shots” of wanted extraterrestrials. Here is my personal list of the best (or worst) photos of aliens. High Bridge, New Jersey Lossiemouth, Scotland Carp, Ontario, Canada 10 (August 2, 1956) 9 (1954) 8 (August 15, 1991) Howard Menger was a well- Cedric Allingham was an ama- The photo of this alien “entity” known American contactee who teur ornithologist who was was supposedly taken along claimed he had met extraterres- looking for birds in the North with the film of a UFO landing. trials throughout his whole life. of Scotland when he saw a fly- The fact that nobody knows He detailed in his books his ing saucer descend to the earth. who took the photo or the film, chats with friendly Adamski-like One of the occupants exited the both sent by an unknown per- Venusian “space brothers” who spaceship and walked up to son calling him or herself also gave him a wife and took him. The alien told him he was “Guardian” to Tom Theofanous, him on their bases on the Moon coming from Mars and, after a a Canadian UFOlo gist, does and on Venus. This is one of the little chat, left. Precisely in that not help in taking the photo se- photos that he took of his ET moment, Cedric took this pic- riously. Other messages sent by friends; interestingly, in his pho- ture. Well, yes, the beanpole “Guardian” describing a “con- tos the aliens are always dark here looks more like a janitor spiracy between the Chinese shapes illuminated from behind. or a plumber than an extrater- and Grey Aliens planning to They almost look like Menger’s restrial. However, it was later sus- take over the world” did little to mother or wife coming out in the pected that Cedric Allingham increase its credibility. porch at night with a flashlight never existed and that the photo in hand, calling for that weird was circulated by Patrick Moore, Howard, always lost in his UFO an astronomer well known for dreams. his pranks. Skeptical Inquirer | September/October 2012 19 Sep Oct pages cut_SI new design masters 8/1/12 9:54 AM Page 20 Alaska Falkville, Alabama Ilkley Moor, England 7 (1930s) 6 (October 17, 1973) 5 (December 1, 1987) This seems to be the most an- That night, police chief Jeff Taken by ex-policeman Philip cient of the lot, even if it was seen Greenhaw received a phone call Spencer, the photo seems to for the first time in 2003. The from an excited lady who said show an alien examining the anonymous source claims that that she had witnessed a “space- bleak moor. Too bad the picture his grandfather took the picture ship” land in an open field not is taken from so far away and is seventy years before in Alaska far from the town proper. The so out of focus it is devoid of any and gave it to him the day before sheriff took off with a camera discernible detail. But wait, he died. Nothing is known about and found a “tinfoil alien” who Spencer also has a story that he the photographer, the location, or consented to be photographed was later able to remember the date of the photo. Some but then ran away. The ridicule (thanks to regressive hypnosis) thought that since the little man that the whole story brought on about him being abducted by seems to be leaning on one side the sheriff ’s office cost Green- the aliens, taken on a spaceship, it might actually be a dummy. haw his job as well as his wife. brought to space, shown a cou- What is more suspicious, how- Some think that he may have ple of movies about the destruc- ever, is the fact that with the encountered someone wearing a tion of Earth, and then returned original source “conveniently” fireman’s asbestos suit; others, to the moor. Unfortunately, no dead exactly one day after his however, think that the being in photos of the spaceship or close- revelation (isn’t that a little too the suit was a friend of Green- ups of the aliens were taken. trite?), all possibilities of verifying haw and that the whole thing the story are defunct. was an attempt to get famous that went terribly wrong. 1 Solway Firth, England (May 24, 1964) This is probably the most in triguing photo of them all. Jim Tem ple ton, a re- tired fireman, was taking pictures of his daughter on the Solway Marshes in Cumbria, north of Eng land, but when he had them developed he found that behind the girl was a big, tall fellow in what looked like a white “spaceman” suit. He was quite sure that there was no one there when he took the photo. The case quickly became an international affair and so far no one has been able to explain the photo. Templeton, who later said he received a visit from two “men in black” who claimed to be from the government, was also known for his practical jokes. Could the photo be one of those jokes? Or maybe Sep Oct pages cut_SI new design masters 8/1/12 9:54 AM Page 21 Wiesbaden, Germany Cologne, Germany South of Laredo, TX 4 (April, 1950) 3 (April 1, 1950) 2 (July 7, 1948) This picture, undoubtedly one This is even better, but the day This one, purportedly showing of the best, was found in 1977 on which it was taken clearly the remains of a large headed among the documents made gives away its true origin. Pub- alien (known among UFO public by the FBI on request of lished by German photo maga- buffs as “Tomato Man”), has the UFO Information Net work. zine Neue Illustrierte, it was a often been shown as proof that The photo seems to show an crude photomontage part of a aliens actually crashed with alien, with an odd breathing tube page devoted to the Aztec their UFOs on Earth. A more in its mouth, being escorted by Saucer Crash hoax of 1948, the careful examination, however, two uniformed agents. Presum- same episode (Roswell was still reveals that the picture displays ably the alien was captured alive not popular back then) that the remains of a human pilot after falling to the ground with inspired the Wiesbaden hoax. perished in a plane crash. The his spaceship. A great photo! Too Incredibly, some uninformed human nature of the body is bad that in 1981 German jour- UFOlogists still take both pic- clearly revealed by the frames of nalist Klaus Webner discovered tures as real proof of aliens. a pair of eyeglasses near the that it was actually an April right shoulder, while the earthly Fool’s hoax made by photogra- origin of the vehicle is shown pher Hans Scheffler, who air- by a close scrutiny of the struc- brushed an image of his five- tural remains: conductor cables, year-old son Peter holding a six-sided hex nut, tubular pip- hands with two real soldiers. The ing, angle iron, and many welded photo had been published in the areas all look man-made, and the German newspaper Wies badener welds conform to standard pro- Tagblatt on April 1, 1950, and cedures of the time. was later revealed to be a joke. someone in the processing lab, knowing Jim’s penchant quickly got out of hand: think of the Fox sisters tricking for tricks, decided to tamper with the film and play one their parents with an apple bumped on the floor and in- on him? But then, perhaps because the image immedi- advertently starting Spiritualism, or the two little girls ately re ceived world-wide fame and Temple ton’s daughter in Cottingley who photographed “fairies” (that were was bullied and had to be taken out of school for a while, thought to be real by none other than Sir Arthur Conan it became embarrassing for Jim or anybody else to confess Doyle) and waited sixty years before confessing. Maybe the hoax? We don’t know and will never know now that things went the same way with the Solway Spaceman. It Jim Templeton is dead. There are many other instances, would have been typical. A typical case of UFOolery. n however, in which phenomena that started as jokes Skeptical Inquirer | September/October 2012 21.