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Bryant College Thursday, September 12, 1996 Volume 65 Number I Mayor recognizes interns from Bryant
Submitted by the Beetttive Several students from Bryant nior business communications major tenm. He guthercd infonnll tion prior assisted with the ptanningandcoor Office, City of Providence, RI served as interns at the Mayor's from Atlantic Highlands. NJ. to :tn event for thc mll yor and pro dination of cvents in thc city. She •••••••••••••• o ffice throughout this pasl year. Also in thcSpccial Evcnts OflK."C was duced nu merous advert isements for said, "I found the internship ex Interns from Bryant were pre Rodney Lumley. a junior mar Michael Rond ine ll i. a juni or mllr publicat ion in the local newspaper tremely exciting alld challenging. I sentt:d citations fo r their volunteer keting major from Andover, MA, keting major from Norwood, MA. and in event booklets at local orgo worked closel y w ith J o an efforts in the Mayor' s Omce by the worked for the Special Events and Rondinelli learned mnn y ufthe nec nil.3t ion functions. " I e njoyed see Skefli nglO n on the coordinati on of Prov idence May o r Vincent the C itizens Assistance Oflice. He essary steps to prepare and prescn! ing the ads that I produced appe:lr in thc SI. Palrick's Day Celcbrmion, ("Buddy") A. Cianci. Jr. The pre assisted wit h the Prov i,Jt'I/(:e sending inv it:u ions tn department sentations were made hy [hc Mayor the research 10urnlll ." Keefe d irectors and other invllCil gue st.~, at areceplion fbrthei nlernson May nnd coordina smd. "I fell that I and called to confirm the ir atten 10. ti on of speciol playeJ an active dance. I nlso as~ is l ed with the nec Internships in thc Mayor's O ffi ce events includ ro le in effectively ess,l ry step ~ 10 confinn Ihe perf()r of Providence enahled students to ing press eon presenti ng the mancc o f the Irish Step Dancers." gain firs t-hand knowledge of local fcrenccs. Ac i dc : L~and views of According 10 Lisa Ma r ie government. Interns were assigned cording to Ihe ci ty of Provi Camastro, a c o mmu n ica!i on.~ ma to various departments incl ud ing Lumley, '"The dence. Working jor fro m North Smith fi e ld. RI. Special Events, Communications, Specia l wil h thc advance "Working with the MaY(Ir's pho Photography, AdmInist ration, Events team team I found Ihat IOgr.lpher. IsahclleTaft. in the COlli Policy and others IU complemcnt was the mOSt eHe h is integral in municO'lti llns Dcpanmcnl.1 wdsahlc student interests, strengths and ex enjoyable tlnd the IJrClx.lmtio/l of a to attend m.my special events. I was pertences.. enthuSia!llie su.xc:;.-.ful eVCrlt." prescnt at the State (If the City Ad Worktng in the Mayor'" (lrru.:c pan ufthe of RntX!n E'J.kJy. Jr. t.I~i> and fHund it mf!~t IOtcrc,ti nl!' wllh t~ BT)~nt stwent:> "'t"rrQCher fice 10 ~orlo. 1l1..u ;~l~ted with I h>lJ .. I",,·ay, hC>lrJ that M-l)"or tnla:ml. fmm vannul'> cdul,; .1t1 u nal .... Ith. We Srl(:ci" l E\cntsanJ C mnc i had a ln l o f ... harisln-l and ;n .. liIUlions in RI, including Pmvi helpc with ommuniC:l ti on ... a wo nder ful In te nt for ~ pc ak denccC{)ne~e. University of Rhode numerous From lett to right: Kathy Mullaney. Kerry Adams. Mayor He IC
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I,..,a .. ~hborhood lesson To the Editor: As an alumni of Bryant College, I wou ld love 10 see this appear in the first issue of the student newspaper, The Arch Being a freshman brings many joys to way, This should bca lesson forall incoming freshmen, Thank one's life; it is a time in life to expand one's you. horizons and develop a new identity. En Dear Faithful Reader: I believe th is is it: tering the seemingly safe world of Bryant "I drank for happiness and became unhappy. " I drank for joy and became miserable. while possessing a bit of naivete can be fun " I dran k fo r sociability and became argumentative. DANIELLE PORTER but also a bi t dangerous, Henceforth, I am "I dran k for sophistication and became obnoxi ous. Editor-in-Chief going to lend a bit of advice. "I drank for friendship and made enemies. "I drank for sleep and woke up tired. First and foremost, I'll run down the "I drank for strength and felt weak. MELISSA CRISCUOLO bas ics of pulling (for lack of better word " I drank fo r relaxation and got the shakes. Managing Editor ing) an all-nighter (don't try this at home). "I drank for cournge and became afraid. "I drank for confidence and became doubtful. Untempting as they may seem, they are "I drank to make conversation easier and slurred my speech, indeed inevitable. When writing a paper. "I drank to reel heavenly, and ended up feeli ng like hell ." IAJ'I WELLES -Longtimemembcrof AA Photograp hy Editor procrastination stresses all-nighters as par for the course; it gets all the material really LE TIEN ingrained in one's brain. So, when the urge S ports Editor to write does not hit, sit down and force yourself to write all night. If necessary, EILEEN DE MJEN take a nap every now and again. lfaslUdent Advertising Sales Manager Cooperation can make it through a sleepless 24 hours SARA ALCAlDE and complete a thorough and enduring JOYCE ClIAJ'IG paper, they will feel ready to conquer the and help Photographers world (and rightfully so). Nevertheless, it is ill-advised for an all-ni ghter to be at ANNE IlRADN ICK appreciated Typesetter tempted in studying fo r a maj or test; show ing up for an exam while drunk with Sleep To the Ed itor: J ANINE CHAMPIGNY lessness leaves much to be desired, as the .JAY DRIGGERS test score will show. A stitch in time saves On Sunday morning, September I , administrators at Bryant NIGEL FUBAlu\ nme ... met to decide how toensure the safetyofBryant students when Hurricane &Iouard hit the campus. Whi ie wt: were fortu nate JOSE MARrINS As freshmen, students are expected to be MUKESII VASANDANI that the impact of Edouard was far milder than predicted, we KEN WAKEFIELD very friendly and to say hi to every single needed to be sure thai stud ents' needs and safelY were pro person they encounter; that's what you're tected. lnjust a few hours, the Offices of Student Activities and S taff Writers Residence Life planned a fu ll slate of programs and activities here for. As you gain some tenure as a for the night. At the same time. Public Safety set up an PIHICTRAN student, you may begin restricting your emergency medical sta tion in the gymnasium training room, Business ManafJer greetings so that you do not go hoarse. Of and the physical plant men put down a protective tarpaulin in the gym in record time. ARAMARK was busy preparing to course, by the lime you reach your senior SO:'
("10)'''~'''' l c,~,1 ,~~, t ~'"" IoI~ loy II", E,lu",I.. 1 I~ .. "I "111 ,~ " I", ...~ 'q "., .t the staff within Bryant 's administration; ,\11 "" I~ "I"" I , »~~ b",,,,,.e Ihe l'n~"'rty o( rio,' A,,·h .... ,.V ~u( 1 .'U "'. ~ I.. ' "'111""" 1. I\"'~"" """"'''(~ ... ,,1 ~.'''''' rdcu.. '~ r""" , 10.- (""Ik).,,,, u,~1 .. ,r """"lh'II"'M""",,,lly uIT lon"" ',I", Ihe 011",-,-,;(( ••, " r ll,c 1!<11l, .... I" ·('I,;cf. they change with the weather. Though not Are you interested in necessarily true for all departments, at 0\,1""",1.111 II t1I'~" "'~y ("' . ~ ''''I,,~,I h~'" '" ' ...·UIIW 'flt " ,1"io "'" ~ ,.11k" ,I 11.-1"11 computers, writing, ."''''',,! I.e""'",,,,, 10,"" ... tempts to abide with the same person in a particular j uri sdiction throughout your fo ur photography, sales, and (1m."", an: ~""' tc,1 ,," u," "1' 11''''r"r(h ~ ,'hol(II""l' '''' ,\o.'IMtl"" l ·c ,,«, ~Ju l!h'IIO\<1,I"' ... I~ I~,~ 1. Ih}" ", I ·. ,llcl/<', 1I.'\Ollb'II Il<.~ I'''''', S",,,hr.d,!. years at Bryant becomes a bi t of a bother as IU . I~-!! I I1·]2!!4, (100" Idq']"",,, ,,,,,,,I,,,, I" (~II ) :.'::l2 · 1~ 121i. (~,, · f... , ",,,,,I,,, .. having a good time? If you ("C.a Kenneth \Vakefi~ld else at this college will be able to reporter. il is my Obligation to re tostudents Archway Siaff Writer say anyt hing about il either.' With port the tru th about what happens •••• ••••• •• that. I decided that it was not worth on cllmpus to all the students who To the Editor: That is correct fellow students. trying to call nny of the deans. So I take the time 10 read th is newspa over the summer another one of our began rack ing my brain for any per. Second, when paying $20,000 On August 8, 1996. Mrs . Lynda Nagle, an academic adv i ~or in greal facu lty members gO I the ax. possible reasons that wo uld have a year to go here, stud ents have the Undergraduate Programs, was dismissed rrom her position. For all of Faculty member and advisor to nu lead to such a fi ring but could not right to know what happens 10 ad those who knew Lynda, th is event ctlmc as quite a shock. In fact, most merous sludent organi1.ations Lynda come up with .mYlhing. All I re ministrators who go above and students we re unaware of lhe situation until returning last week. Nagel is no longer employed by member is the human being who bcyong the call of dUlY fo r students. Mrs. Nagle.had spcntthirteen years here at Bry ant helping students. Bryant College. I have tried di li was the advisor to the Bryant Play So, if anyone h:.s any information She was the person who handled students on academic probation and gently to obtll in the reason for th is ers. She was the advisor of the year on th lssuhject. please contact meat hel ped them gel back on track. She was also the first person a student aC I but have recei ved no help whlt for the last three years and the car Ih!;': newspaper offi ce and I will re would meet in the office as the designated freshman advisor. Many, many soever by the college. The only ingpcrson who believed in what the porI anything Ihat is told to me students were affected by Mrs. Nagle's words of wisdom. person I knew to try to get in touch clubs shead vised were doi ng. even accui"J.tely, I abo encourage stu Mrs. Nagle not onl y helped students through her position hut took on wilh about the mattcr was her im helping at thc door of the perfor dent~ to wrile leiters to the edilor.IO the additional role as advisor to the Bryant Players. She spent coun tl ess mediate supervisor, Elizabeth Pow mances by the Player.;. J am inter find out nol only the reason for the evenings assisting the Players on everything from memorizing lines to ers. The only response was basi ested in fin ding OUI why she was firi ng but to determine if firing her fundraising. She was our cheerleader and the person who wou ld always cally , 'I cannot help you and nobody fi red for two reasons. Fi rst, as a was justified. be Ihere for any problem we might have. She was named Advisor of the Year three times; more than any other person at Bryant. Mrs. Nagle was wonderful simply because she cnred. Someone said that Lynda was like our mother away from home. She Tori Amos at the Harbor was the reason that many people stayed at Bryant and stayed with the Players. At our freshman orientation, she was well known as the "rogel" lady, and her run, upbeat altitude made many parents and students feel welcome at Bryant. Lights Pavilion Unfortunately, we do nOi know whllt caused this dismissal or why it came so abruptly. What we hope is that Lynda will he re me mbered for always working for the students. It is a shame that SUl; h a remarkable Jnnine CIWIIIl'iWly album "Boys for Pelc." For those fonnance I have seen off this tour woman and role model is no longer with us. She was an asset to Bryant Archway SUlff Writer who have been with Tori a few but this show wa.~ different. possi and will be missed. • • • • •• • •• •• years now, she played a few rarilies blya little specia1. lt WilS as ifit was Tori Amos made a Boslon up and covers. Many songs.. especially a sho w from Under the Pink Tour a pearan~."e last Monday night. Sep the ones not on her new album I;o n few years back. There was a close tember 9. Mystically set overlook tained an added vc rse or variation. ness with the audienl;C that only Allison Weeks ing the water, The Harbor Lights She also told the audience lill ie sto ilppears in small dubs. The beauty Rebecca Guido Pavilion provided a setti ng distinc ries and thoughts about th e show. of the con..:ert was that it did not tive like the woman herself. The This g.. ve the show a unique fecling sound as if someone was just play Slage itself was better ablc \0 appre orbcing special, that it was un like ing he r CO's. This show was unique ciate this once l'hild prodig)'. any ol he r show before il. She let us in its content. its fccli ngand most of For the more recent listeners she into her miniJ , l'ven if il \V a. .'. but for all fo r the talent displayed by il.~ played many song~ rrom her ne ..... a momcnL TIus ..... a.... the thml per- performer. Want Experience and Some Money Too? The Student Senate is looking for an Office Manager. Interested students are asked to go to the Senate Office. Or Call 6271. ------_._-_. -. ------_. Page 4 THE ARCHWA Y Thursday, September 12, 1996 Practicing your What a college education is faith on campus really about Thechaplains whoserve thcBry- Locati on: Student Affairs Com- To all new members of the Bry ing an organization or twO is an When you take peTSonal respon an t Community are eager to infonn pie x ant community. welcome. Bryant excellent way to meet new people, sibil ity for your educati on, and com· you of spiritual and social events Campus Ministry/Counseling staff and fac ulty members took for· learn about campus activiti es, and m it yourself to making the most of available to all members.ofthe Bry- Services ward every summer to your return become more commiued to your your Bryant experi ence, soone r or ant family. Te le phone: 232-61 191232-6045 and are pleased when the firs t over education al Bryant. Time and lime later, you may experience failure. I The Bryant College Campus Min- Office Hours: The Rabbi is loaded cars and trucks drive on cam again, alumni tell us that one of the speak here not of massive failures istry Office is located in the Student present on campus Tuesday morn- pus for move-in day, For those of most imponam fe:llures oftheir Bry in a course or activity. but of the Affairs Complex on the second level ings. you who are new , you are in for the anteducation was what th ey learned small fail ures in exams, quizzes, or of the Unistructure. Calhol i!.: , Prot- HIUEL : This Jewish student or- experience of a lifetime. Whether through campus actj v it ie.~. Accoun in activities you' ve planned to which estanl, and lew ish c haplains !Ire ganiwtion offe rs services (e.g. Ha you're a fi rst year student, sopha-. tants have told us that being the no one shows up. These lillie fail availablctoal1 membersofthc.col- nukkah festivities, Passover Seder, more, j un ior, seni or or in graduate treasurer of their fraternities gave ures are an imponant part of the lege community as sources of sup- etc.) to help meet the needs of res i school, today can mark the begin them their first chance to manage learning process. At Bryant, we pori, g uidance, and spiritual devel- dentlewish students. ning of your opportunity to make and account for money; jo urnal ists beHeve that people who never "fail opment and integration. The cam ~ Advisors: Rabbi Lawrence the most of your college years and pU blicrelationsspeeiaJists poi nt small ," have never taken the ri sks pus chaplains are also available to SilvennanlProfessor Alan Olinsky through your active involvement in necessary lOaid theirgrowthand devel panicipate in programs and discus- PROTESTANT CAMPUS MIN· your education. opment. Similarl y, those whodon'tfail sions sponsored by faculty , resi- ISTRY In many classes at Bryant, part of From My Comer small alongthe way, will neversucceOO dent assistants, campus groups/ Rev. Philip Devens, M.Div. your final grade will depend upon your big in !he long run. This is what a clubs, and individual students. Protestant Chaplain class participation. Inother words, your college education is really all about CAT H 0 LI C =;;;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;... Location: Student involvement in class discussions and FJ. Talley Bryant is not just in the business CAMPUS MINIS- ~ Affairs Complex presentations may help determi ne VP of Student Affairs of preparing excellent accountants, TRY Chaplain's S"o"d Le"l. wtJ;:thcr you receive an A or a B for a marketers and managers, or spe Rev, Pierre Unistructure L"Otlf:iC. This is appropriate, since we cialists in finance, communication Plante Comer Campus Ministry/ know that students who actively in to their Archway experi ences as es or international studies. We are re Catholic Chap- Reverelld Phifli,J Devens Counsel ing Services volve themselves in their education sential to their success; and young ally in the business of changing lain Protestant Chap Iaill Telephone: 232- tend iO learn more and perform at managers boast about their difficult li ves, and most of the impetus for Location: Stu- 6119n32-6045 highcr levels. But th is learning en experiences as committee CM irs and change must come from wi thin each dent AfrairsCom- Office Hours: The vironmenlextends beyond the class club presidents as their first real one of you. Take the challenge o f plex Protestant Campus Minister is room and intostudentorgan izllIions, taste of the c hal lenges of leaders hip involving yourself in departmental Campus Ministry/Counseling present on campus every Monday athletic teams and publiL' service roles. Participation in these activi acti vi tics, cam pus organ izations and Services & Wednesday. :lctivitiesas well. Last Friday, many ties can add a tremendous amount the electoral process. Make your Telephone: 232·61 l~m32·6045 The Protestant Campus Ministry of our clubs and organiwtions show of value to your education, your selves the beSt you can be and help Office 333- 1568 Residem:e' Office supplies: cased themselves to the student body growth as an individual, and your Bryant be the best it can be. If you Office Hours: By appointment Pastoral Counseling by appoint hoping to find new members. Join· marketability upon graduation. do that, we' ll all be winners. onl y ment LITURGY; Sunday Mass · 8 p.m. Radio Programming, "Rev. Dev. - Bryant Center (Room 2A&B) ' Powerline'" on W1MF Holyday Mass - 12 no.on Special Services (Chapel) The Campus Ministry works to Residence Hall Masses: By ap gether to serve you. In addition 10 You scared me last week ... pointment InterfaithlEcumenieal celebrations Sacrament ofReconcitiation: By (e.g. Parents' and Family Weekend appointment Services, Festival of Lights, Bacca I didn't know how else to tell you, so I thought this Sacramental Preparation (RCIA): laureate Services, etc.), Inc Campus Begins in October Ministry also sponsors a weekly letter might be a way to start talking. The point is, JEWISH CA MPUS MINISTRY "Chaplains' COmer" in The Arch· when we were together last time, I was really fright Rabbi Lawrem.:e M. Silverman, Iray. D.HL Stop by our Campus Ministry Of:· ened. lewis h C haplain lice. We will be happy tQ sec you! Everybody likes to have a good time. Me too. That's why I like to be with you because most of the time we Extending a have a lot of fun together. Most of the time. But last time you were really out of control. I'm not healthy welcome even sure you realize it. It was like you were another person, a person I wasn't used to, a person I wasn't Health Services extends a wann 5.Disablcd student counseling; welcome to all new and ret urning ~t u- 6.Women's health care; sure I liked, a person who was scary to watch. It had dents. Wearclocated in Residence Hal l 7.Scxuall y transmitted disease- lrem· to be because of your drinking. There's no other # 16and offera variety orpro grams and menl; services. l1lC clinical staff includes a 8.HcaJ thy Spring Break. Program; explanation for your actions. All of sudden I didn' t JXU1-timcphysici;m,three full -timcand 9.HcaJ thy Ufcstyk:s Fair in April; know who you were. one part-time certified family nurw IO.PeerEducaJ.ionProgrnm(call232- practitioners,a lull-time registered nurse 6703); Yes, I was frightened for me, but I was worried about and a health educator. 1be hour ... are II.AIDS AwarenessDay,Decem· you. I wonder if you know what you're doing, if it is Monday through ber [; Friday, 8:30 - 4:30 "",.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.; 12.Heafthcduc:l true when you say "I'm fine" or "Don't worry I can p.m.EMT,fromtho Health Services (;0" pmgrum' .,;- handle it." Office of Public lored to individual I'm not saying you have a serious drinking prob Safe.,N are available Belt)' Coltu needs; at 232-6001 when Director of Healtll Services 13 .Library on lem-that's not for me to say. I'm saying that you Health Services is health issues, in- closed. eluding videos; could have been hurt that night, or worse, hurt some Students who are ill or have health 14.special presentations to groups one else ... maybe even me. I'm saying that maybe you problems are welcome to stop by 'for of 12 or more on a health topic of ought to take a close look at what is happening. I'm treatment and advice. You may want to your choice: take advantage of some of the fo llow 15.Progr.. ms designed for the s pe~ not the only one who thinks these thing. Maybe I'm ing programs and services. eial concerns of varsity athletes; the one who cares enough about you to do something. 1.Tre..1b1lent for illnesses and inju I 6Jnqui reabout other services and ries; progrd.ms at 232-6220. I care about you, really I do. But you scared me last 2.[}J.ilydel iveryofpescriptionmedi All health care and ad vice are com calions; pletelyconfidential. Parents arc onl y week, and I thought you should know. 3.List of referrals to off-campus spe notified in the e ve nt of a life threat· cialists; ening illness or injury. 4.Laboratory senoiccs available (can Again, welcometoBryantand~ be billed to your health insurance); . stop by for a visit ~~~-==------._=---=------•., .---~- - --- Thursday, September 12, 1996 THE ARCHWA Y Page 5 Questions? The 1996 student vote Enigma is back for its th ird aca· my farm in Kentucky, which I vis· demic year. Have weans,wered ALL ited during August, the state police Congressman Cleo Fields (D· So that you understand why the government and am devoti ng the the questions in the universe? I uncovered about eighty plants be· Uo ) yo uth is so im porlant to me. I need next two months to achieving this think not! ing grown by intruders in secluded to tell you a little about my back· goal. Send your questi on tome by cam. places among the other crops. Even In 1988 I was the youngest ground . I allend Southern Uni ver· I Ihink some students have the pus mail or e·mail to be eJigible for if toxic fungi don't normally in Senator in Louisiana. I was so sity, a histori call y Black College in . feeling that the government and our $25 drawing later thi s semes· habit Cant/ibis sath'a, there arc young that on my fi rst day in the Baton Rouge, Louisiana, where I what it does has lillie to do wi th served as Student Government lhem. Well let me tell yo u, and I've ter. wa ys they could get mixed in. chambers, one of the senior Sena· President during my senior year. been there. it matters who you send Thanks to an anollymous dOllor Would the fungal toxins remain tors, mistaking me for a page, After graduating from Southern, I to the Capitol to represent you . It for th is week's questioll, "Does pote nt after smoking? asked me to get him a cup of decided 10 run for State Senator at matters a 10 1. The issues that will be mold on ma·rijualllJ. pose allY addi· Heat and oxidati on damage many coffee. "You're a page, aren 't you?" he as ked me. "No," I said, the age of24. During that election. debated in the electi on and then in tiO/wl risk to the smoku?" organic molecul es such as fu ngal "but if you find one, get me some I went to my alma mater to ask for the Capitol huilding and the White Being a non·smoker, I had to toxins. For example, a lethal dose coffee 100:' So you kn ow I know Ihe students' suppon· and they gave House will affect you personally turn to my 01' buddy, Hemp Dog· of ni cotine for most adults is about what it 's like to ha ve people dis· it to me. I registered 7.000 out of I guarantee it . bane, for some ad vice on this one, 50mg but the heat of smoking a respect you because of your age. 10,000 students and, with the help Presiden t Clinton and Vice Presi· Hemp says very to bacco eiga· I ran for Congress in 1992 and of those students, won by a close dent Gore will be talking about edu· margin of jus t 2 15 votes. l: ation, Ihe envi ronment, reproduc· calmly thatlhere's ...... ""' .. ~ ...... "rett e ox id izes won. I will complete my second Throughout my two lenns in tive ri ghts, the economy ,jobs, crime, nothing 10 worry mOSI of the ni co- tenn th is fal l, Asone of the yo ung· Enigma Con Jl: ress. I' ve ne ver forgollen the and violence- al l of the issues thm abo ul ( but he tine. reducing il est members of the l03rd and l04th Congress, my two tenns in people who put me in office, I' v.e affect you on your campus, It·s time IVould say that. I David Betsch tosub-Iethal .ad· never forgotten the importance of to pay attention. ,"ppose). dictive le vels. the House ofReprese nt il ti ves h,lVe Department 01 Science been both exciting and challeng. the student vote. I wouldn 'tbe where The youth vote will be crucial in I do kno w and Technology NO I kn owi ng ing, Today, howe ve r, I'm speak· I am today without student organiz· the upcoming election. The candi· abou t se veral ...... ~ .. ;;;;;~"t h e che mic al ing toyou in anew capaci ty. I will ing and am going to make it my dates know it, and you should too. nasty fungi thaI grow on crops structures offungaltoxi ns, l can't not run for re·election this No focus this fall . So as thc election Don' l squander this opponunity to and cereal grains, especially those predict whether they would re- ve mber. Instead, I will be work· approac hes. I will he reaching out make your voice heard . As election used fo rliveslockfeed. Aflatoxin, main toxic if smoked, It' s clear ing with the Democratic Pany as t6 students at colleges and uni versi day approaches. I want you tothink from the fun gus A spngilllls tome, however, that smoking any a National Youth Coordinator. I ti es all over the count ry, encourag· about the issues that you care IlOOut. flavus, is perhaps the most potent plant material exposes the lungs wi ll be advising the Clinton/Gore ing them to fulfill their civic reo It's up to you to choose the r.: aT!di· known li ver carcinogen and is to toxi c chemi cals whi ch are oxi· '96 campaign on youth issues and sponsibility and vote in the Novem· date who you think will serve you ber elections. I wanl 10 ensure thm hest. And thcn getoul the re anJ cns l constantly sc reened for in US ag o dative byproducts of combustion. the most effective ways to com· young people huve a voice in our your vote. ri culture programs. A flour fun· " Horse fea the rs" says Hemp, municate wit h young people, gus, Claviceps purpurea. causes coughing a hit and smiling a big the convulsions and halluci na- ye llow smile ... tions known si nce the middle ages Next week, "What abo ut Live Music! as "SI. Anthony 's Fire" (I won· browmes?" Dm'icl Bt'/J'ch yo urse lf 10 me, Dave Betsch its ,firs t rehearsal Monday. Septem· (Enigma ;s Q "·u kl." colulIIl. in der if SL Anthony did any weed). Ad\'isor to ,hl' Mllsie Program (dhelsch @ucud or ill. 6096), ifyo u·re ber 16 Star Wars- on pace to become fird la· Yawn . ic king wildly in skimpy outfi ts and as cut!!l ! Youjust want 10drcss them up in Kurt Cobain me morabil ia and the #1 grossing movie of al l time. 7ht COOle Guy· . Give the guy a nighl managers at the local gllS'n gu lp li tLie sailor outfits. (1 strongly suggest Garden Gnomes" Starring Will Smith· now shows he break he lried, it sucked, life goes on. station ' 'w ~ the six-day-old hot·dog that you resist this urge,. Most tend to !!.- This stuff isn't to bad . You has what it takes to be both adramatic lad:. "'112- Feel good movie percolating in ICpid dirty water is more react rather violenLly tobeingdressed in might rent it althe videostore ifit's and ac tion star with a sense of humor· of the year. Robi n Wi lli ams act· expensive than the average Hyundai this manncrno matterhowmochcandy a 99 cem speciaJ and there isn' I a repeat and leffGoldblu m- has quietl y found ing life a ten year·old .. . as usua\. and our mouo is ''we charge airport you promise them). of Fricnds or Semfekf on lV. his way into two of the top ten highest New to Video priccs and like it". We are back to hone Having bored of the freshmen as ••• . Good ina bad sort of way. grossing movies of all time. Mr. Wrong " our skills so that one day we can go out entertainment, please feel free to catch •••• . Great sturn! Better than A tiroetrkiff ' • • //2. Asgood asthe Happy Gi lmore ···In into the world atH:! complete the job of a movie in the theater ,a movieon video, finding a large amount of unmarked book Block Sheep **In bankrupting the country that our par. a play , a horseback ride, sc uba divi ng, bills in the street or having yourdad lose Kine Pill • .. ·112 Hilarious in a slap "The Juror·· en ts have begun so splendidly. Be· bikerides andsoon.Myjobistosortoul it and buy you a brand new BMW M· stic k son of way. . "The comb-overs fmm Dusk ti ll Dawn .... In tween all those classes that will forge us the good stuff from the stuff that class using your brolly li ule brother's were sidespli ni ng. Mulhol1 and Falls • .... In into those lean mean downsizing ma ,well .... I'IXS, So you don't have to. college fund money. Mind- blowing!! Chain Rtactioo'" . Why Kean u? . The Substitute· No stars chines, we may take the time to enjoy If you find my idea's or sense of ~ . "The entertainmem equiva Why do you insist on speaking in your Things 10 do in Denver, When you ourselves. Some among us have de humor tOO strange for yoo, please go lent of a quantum leap. A conscious· films? Do you know how little youcan are dead, ··'ln cided 1\01: tobotheratall with the forging back 10 reading your dog-eared copy of ness raisi ng experience, If you don't ac t? Triyja Ouestion· How many mili· and have instead decided 10 zero in on ~mo or big engine block monthly. If sedtry this out, people will look at you Twister ...·Ia· High on special tary movies has Denzel Washington the importantarea.theenjoying. More just have to complain, please call a funny and point you OUI in a crowd. effects. low on plot and acting but wei! been in and what are they. In Chrono power to you!'That means there will be retirement home and give them a n Your name will often be mentioned in worth the time and a whole lona fun. \Qgical order. Email me at less competition for the position of earful. They won't mind the atte ntion the same breathe as The Unabomber, Coumrc _rFire ..... Vcry good [email protected],edu _. _------, -...,.----,- - ..._ ----" ""------,....------_._ ------ Page 6 THE ARCHWA Y Thursday, September 12, 1996 COMICS The ultimate pocket protector. My big brother went as a cowboy. My little brother went as Elvis. I went as a cry for help! NO EXIT (iJ Andy Singer FEMALE MAGIC TRICKS By Leigh Rubin ' , ,' '-' , ,,' . , .. ' .' MORE TiME. x", ... I,ttle teA Pot ., ShorT IV'Id 5tovT, t h,s is InCj hlvldle I'Ind I this '5 ~SPOut ! Slow Death Row There was a strange chanting from the bam. It was true .. . Old MacDonald had a cult. Thursday, September 12, 1996 THE ARCHWA Y Page 7 UPCOMING EVENTS September 1996 Master Calendar ------,-.-.-..-,------~-~---,,------.-"-"'--"'------~. 1 2 3 5 6 7 by SPB.IIAM- ,.,,,, BanqlKl, musK: performlJlC'c. The Ju"e';"". 9pm- 12mid , " 11",·,\.3- y. Sl Michael'. MitIwoe .... 1:00pm Bow' Ad " I. by SI>9. Dry .... P~cr EJUCllt!)fS Train'lI£. >PM October 1996 Master Calelldar In r...hl;~ Aroo.... , ing.i'.",no. JJIlJ"" Mtg.. 4pm,Pap'lto Iw'~,.", Tcnnl$Y Bab,,:on, IM:';~~~. Y ASSIlmptioll, LcoMoyn- IF ,.;._ OTQUP Seu;onf I ""~~~, ~:":~: Y. Johnson" rllfCQ! iI\d family WcclCc , , ' pm Soccc, Y SK'cd 1i ..." . 3I'm b=·,~h~i~,~i'~,;';c~.J~e~n~d"~O~J~S~T~U~DDEENmT'/E;:v"E9N~TTS~c~om;;P.l/ad::bbY;;,Jh~e;CD:;ffi;;c~e~O~J~SI~ud~e~n~I~A~ct~'~"~,'~e'~,~v:~=;ca;;I/~.~X~I.6'ffi("'~"'~,:;n:r:fo~on:;;;,lIsted events All events are Subject to change. PageS THE ARCHWAY Thursday, September 12, 1996 National Marionette Theater to OI r. perform "Aladdin" at Bryant on s//bmittt'd hy rhe almusic MUSIC School, Providtflce, Rt September 20 Do you sing in the shower? Do you hope thlll the nOIse from the water will spare any passetby the ({aum3 of hearing you make music'! SingIng in !..he shower is a symptom 01 aeommon problem: self-consciou:;ness l be award winning National Marionette 111eater will bri ng their about your 0 \\ n musical abllitic:>. production of "Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp" to the Bryant iI' ~ lime to towel off and join (he resl of the world in makmg glorious noise. 'nle Musi\: School's Tone Deaf campus on Friday, September 20. The perfonnanee begins at 7:30 Choir begios Its flrsl season tlus September. and we are looking for a wide variel), (If voices to mllke this p.m. in l ani ki es Auditorium. ensemble memorable. Insuu('lor David Key "an leach anyone 10 rovclul the JOYs of self-t;xpression. In a Tickets are available al the door. General admission IS $4; admis rel ~ed and suppon ive t;nvironmentlike the Tone Deaf Choir. the trick fa producing mmic i! simply to Iislcn sion fo r sludents with an ID and for children is $2. For more and loosen up infonnation call 232-6160. You deserv e to be heard. l oin lhe Tone DenfChOir. Classes will be held on Wednesday evenings from 7- 8 p.llI. All ages and voices are welcome. Contact Leah Rotenberg al (40 1)273-6514 ami ta.x (401) 455·3733 for more infonnallon. Senior Orientation Workshop (Mandatory for Seniors) IS commg Fi nance!Economics William Bake,. Thursday September 12 3:30 p.m. Audilorium Direcw r o! Purcluui"g WId Alaifl(lry Sen ,jci!$ CIS/Applied Actuarial Mathematics Last spring, a campus-wide survey was taken to delcmlinc what type of food service the students would like Thursday September 12 5:00 p.m. Room 2751276 in the fomlcr Tupper's locati on. l lte tOp choice W3S to have another piua operation. Within this category, Liberal Arts Pizza Hut was identified as the most popular choice. Therefore, the College has made arrangements to have Tuesday September 17 5:00 p.m. Room 275/276 a Pizza Hut franchise in the Bryant Center. Assuming there are no dela)'s in obtaining the neceS$ary penn its Creating Powerrul Resumes and licenses, it is estimated they will be open for bU :>1I1ess by the end of October. Thursday September 12 9:30 a,m. Room 278 Wednesday September 18 3:00 p.m. Room 27 5 Interviewing Skills - Part I T uesday September 17 2:00 p.m. Room 275 ROHYPNOL (Roofie.f) Rohypnol (row-hip-note) is (l sedative-hypnotic drug similar 10 Valium but 10 times more pote nt. It is il legal even for medicinal purposes in the Umled Slates but approved in other part:> orthe worl d (Me xico and Swt:den). Navy Showband to perform at Bry Rohypnol is currently being used by students in combina tion with marij ua na, cocaine, and heroine, but, mOSl ant on September 21 common ly. it is mixed with alcoho l. This combinat ion is particularl y ha..:an1ous because togclher. the effects ofillcohol and Rohypnol on memory and judgment arc gre ater that the e ffects re ~ ult in g from either taken alone. The foll owing are some crfects: The Nonheastem Navy Showband of Newpon will give a free extreme feeli ng of drunkenness outdoor concen at Bry ant on Saturday. Septe m r 21, from 7:00 to slurring of words 8:00 p.m. The perfonnance follows the inauguration ofR onald MachUey difficulty walking as the seventh presidenl of the college. effects arc he ightened wilhin two hours and willi alcohol can last 24 hours The IS-member group will perform a variety of coo temporary jazz amnes i SUNDAYS BRYANT COLLEGE'S CAREER DEVELOPMENT COURSE SOPHOMOR ES AND JUNIORS -- DoN'T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN??!! 8 P.M. DRY ANT CENTER - ROOMS Z A&B Fat free & fabulous - Free for you! submitted by Lcaf candies Yes, you can-- indulge in a piece of candy, panicularly if it's FAT FREE and FABULOUS candies from Lcaf. C huckl es. Jolly Rancher, l olly Rancher Mega Fruit, Gummies and Swit7.er arc all fat frcc. TIle FAT FREE group also includes Good & Plenty, which recently celebrated 100 years of goodness. The bookJ el compares calories and fat grams to man y favorite snacks, emphasizi ng the lower calorie and fat free qualities of Leafs Fat Free candies. To receive the free hooklel which also contains cents-off coupons and a buy one, get one free offer. you can call 1-800-515-4171 or wri te 10 Fat Free and Fabulous, P.O. Box 746, Wheeling, IL 60090. JARVIS FITNESS CENTER WilL BE CLOSED ON SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 21 FOR INAUGURATION DAY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE Be proactive in Xill!I career planning and sign up for Bryant's non-cred it career development course. Have fun while learning aboUl yourself, industry and occupations, and maximizing your fU lU re 'ob searchin success. ANONYMOUS AIDS TEST Course meets Tuesdays and Thursdays, 3:30 - 4:30 p.m. from 9/24 through 10/1 7. Course is limited to first 20 registrants. Come reserve you r spot at the Office of Career Services today! RHODE ISLAND STAlE DEPT OF HEALTH 277-2320 Thursday, September 12, 1996 THE ARCHWAY Page 9 CLASSIFIEDS •• ••••••••• •••••••• FREE T-SHI RT ATTENTION: All students +$ 1000 Credit Card fund ·misers for fraternities, sororities & groups. Any campus organilllt ion without a meal plan can raise up to $1000 by earning a whopping $5.00IV ISA app li cation. Call 1-800-932-0528 ext. 65 Qualifi ed callers receive FREE T-S HI RT If you would care to di ne with President Ronald Machtley on the evening of hi s inauguration but ...... FREE n ips & CASH!·" Find out how hu ndreds of student representati ves are not on the school's meal pl an, please complete are already earning FREE TRIPS and LOTS OF the form below and mail it to Sean Kenny at PO CASH with America' s #1 Spring Break company! Sell only 15 aips and tra vel free! Box 2015 by Tuesday, September 17. The dinner Cancun, Bahamas , Mazatlan. Jamaica or Flori da! CAM PUS MA NAGER POSITIONS ALSO will be held in Sal manson on the evenmg of AVAILABLE. Call now! TAKE A BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL (800) 95·BREAK! Saturday, September 21. Than ks. One Card update We arc happy to infonn you thaI the Department of Pu blic Safc lY is now acccJl ting points Name: ______for payment of fin es or 10 pay for lost or destroyed ID Cards. Other locatiOns that accept poin ts arc SUBWAY. Images. The Scoop. Bookstore. Bagel Express, Heritagc Room. South Din ing Hall. Faculty Dini ng Room , Salmanson Din ing Ha ll and the Info Desk in thc PO Box: _____ Bryant Center. Your points may be lransferred to the ve nding stripe on your BRYANT ONE CARD. Once you have transferred your points to the vending stripe. they gain monela ry value on Phone #: ______this stripe and may be used on all laundry equ ipment and Coke ve nding machines (on campus). You may transfer points or udd dullars to your vend ing stripe by using eithcrofthe CVC machines located in the Bryant Center and the Unistruclure. It is important to remember that bcfore usingyour BRYANT ONE CARDon :lny vending Please mai l to Sean Kenny at PO Box 20 15 prior equipment (I:lundry or co ke machines) you need to have dollars on your \-en ding stri pe. to Tue day, September 17. Thanks Anyo ne having points on their card may TRANSFER them to thisstri pc. Tfyou do not have poin ts or if yo u do not want to use your points for vending. you may add up toS20.DO to the vendmg stripe on your card. Please remember you may add POINTS to your BRYANT ONE CARD by g(ling 10 the Bursar's Office. The minimum amount of points you may purchase IS S25.00. !'(lints may he paid for with cash. Visa or Master Card. Should you have :my questions, please fcc! free to call Pau lette:1I X6320. Thanks for yo ur cooperati on. Election related activities at Bryant this semester Marsha Pril)~' uill POJIIJrlC)' Profesmr of Politicul Science Student Club & Organization Thi s is to inform you about some important and exciting activities that will be happening al Bryant this semester in relation to thc upcoming state and fedef:.ll c iccI ions. These events Leadership Retreat will help to generate more of an intellectual climate at Bryant. First, there will be a voter registrati on dri ve. It will ki ck-off in the Rotundaon Wednesday. September I g, at th e 12:00 p. m. class brea.k. Bryant President Ron Machtley and Student Senate President Heather Heartwick will speak. Immediatel y thereafter and during the following two weeks. students wi ll be able to registerin the Rotundaduring lunch ho urs. The Monday, September 16, 1996 vo ter registration drive is sponsored by the Student Senate and the students in my "Electoral Systems and Electoral Reform" class. 4pm - 6pm Second, two weeks after the elections. Bryant will host a Public Forum entitled "The 1996 . Elections and Beyond: Where Do We Go From Here?" with the subtitle. ''The Future of III Economic Policy and the Two Party System in Rl and the US." 1t is scheduled forTuesday, November 19, at 7:30 p.m. in the Papillo Dining Room. and will feature the following th ree Heritage Dining Room speakers: *Darrell West . chair of the Politi cal Science Dept. at Brown Universit y and a freq uent commentator on the elections in the local and nat ional news media. Prof. West will discuss All of the nuts and bolts of operating a club on the the likely impact of the federal elections of futu re na ti onal economic polic y. ·M. Charles Bakst, the polit ical commentdlor for the Provi dence Journ al. Mr. Bakst will Bryant College campus wi ll be covered. Includ ing: discusS the Rhode Island Congressional elections and the electio ns for the state's Gene ral ' Policies & Procedures Assembly, with emphasis on thei r implicati ons for the economic policy and the future of the two-party syStem in Rhode Island , 'Club Budgeting ·Rob Richie. Executive Director oflhc Center for Voting and Democracy tn Washin glOn. *Recruitment & Retention Ideas DC . will speak on the role that third parties and Independent candidates have played in feder:!.1 elections. and the likely outcome of the fUlU re of the two party system in the US. *Publici ty & Promotion in the 90's This foru m is funded by the Academic Affa irs Division. Refreshme nts will be provided *Fundraising Ideas at its conclusion. courtesy of the Historical/Social Sciences, Finance. and Economics Departments. ' Plus a whole lot more! TAP Tap into the fall semester wi th TAP. The Alternative Program. It is a great selection of This is a required program for club non-credit courses designed 10 provide enjoyment as well as opportunities (or selr develop ment. Thi s is a great opport unity for students & faculty to inleract wilhthe community . TAP executive boards is coordinated by the Student Senate. to maintain active status on campus. Some or these excit ing events incl ude: Ballroom Dancing. Swing, Racquetball. Golf, Yoga. Skin Care Analysis. Day Trips to Ne w York. Boston, and olher locati ons. Scuba Di ving, and Water Aerobics. Keep walch for more information on the upcoming events within the nex t few weeks. If you have any sug gestions or would be interested in teachi ng, please contac t th e St ud ent Senate at X627 1. _ _ ~~ _ ____~ '_" '_~' ~.. _____ . • ....__- -_ .:-' ..=' """ _ . ". __' _ _ ~ r ___ ~ __' _ _ _ __ • -..,_---.' • ., _, _ Page 10 THE ARCHWA Y Thursday, September 12, 1996 Guess Who's Coming to Campus Near You OFF ICE OF CAREER SERVICES is now forming .STUDENT ADVISORY BOARD. The folks from Walt Disney World will be at Applications arc: now being accepted from the undergraduate: and MBA popuialion who Johnson & Wales University providi ng are interested in serving on an advisory board 10 the Office of Career Services. Board infonnation regarding the College WorklIntem WLII meet regularly throughou t the academic year . program, Here is an excellent opportunity 10 provide feed back and make suggestions rega rd ing the programs and services that the Office of Career Services offers. Date: Tuesday September 17,1 996 Time: 7:00 pm Applications IIrc available in [he Office of Career Services . second floor of the Location: Johnson & Wales Uni versity Vo iSlnlclure. Completed :lppiications are due by September 26. Providence, RJ Stop by Career Services to confirm time and location of informational session. - .-. ~---- Thursday, September 12. 1996 THE ARCHWAY Page II ANNOUNCEMENT N'lFORMATIONAL SESSION ON THE ELIE WIESEL PRIZE STUDY ABROAD IN ETHICS 1997 ESSAY CONTEST Are you thinking about Study Abroad? SUGGESTED THEMES Do you know what programs Bryant has avallab Ie for • DIscuss ETHICS BASED ON A PERSONAL EXPF.RJENC£ Study Abroad? • WHY ARE WE HERE? How ARE WE TO MEET OUR ETHICAL OBUGATlONS? • Ruucr ON AN ETHICAL ASPECT or A UTERARY TEXT It's not too soon--even If you are a Freshman--to be E Li CIBILITY. F ULL-TIME JUNIOR A:-OO SENIO R UNDERCRADUA"lU p lann Ing for Study Abroad in your Jun ior or Sen lor O£ADUNE:jANUARY 17,1 997 year , No more than three (3) essays from the same college, university or campus will be considered in anyone contest year. Essays mwt be lubmiUd fry '0 'olkgt or uniVC"Sity on behalf of its students. On Thursday, September 12, at 4:00pm in FIRST PRIZE: $5,000 SECOND PRIZE: $2,500 the MRC, Meeting Room #1 THIRD PRIZE: $1,500 (located to the right of the Undergraduate Programs Two HONORABLE MENTIONS: $500 EACH Office) I there will be an Informational session held on Study Abroad. For emry forms and further infonnation, please send a self-addremd, stamped em~lope by December 20, 1996 to: Or. Bill Hili, Director of International Programs, and Sarah levY, lnternational Programs Academic AdVisor, wJII distribute Informallon and provide a brief The Elie Wi esel Foundation for Humanity orientation session on Study Abroad at Bryant at this session. Bryant students 1177 Avenue of the Americas, 36th Floor who have recently returned from Study Abroad will also be there to share some of New York, NY 10036 their experiences. You will also have the opportunity to ask any questions you might have • about Bryant's Study Abroad options and how they might fit inlo your academic program. If you cannol attend Ihls session feel tree to drop by the International Programs Of1lce In MAC 206 (open Monday Ihru Friday 10am-3pmj to get Information about Study Abroad options at Bryant. ~lJn 1\ i n~ in t:olk·gc i~ It llJ¢l cl1< )ugl l, right? Thus \\hy \\\'\-c (bittl'lt"d.1 r:1t:bg\.· 10 m;lke r.I11ng. \.";L~II,:f: Ql(x!'.C \J~I' ;1r'K1 hA.::1t aUyou GUl ,.,'t.1. A'03"nue Rc-"ddl' Sa\ings S:J\'{" 25% o n t.... · ef)' kind of us. caU on your A~' phone hill wht:n you .~ pe[KI jusl $2; a month.' A1U1hJc Rewards '"' Get .'>;I\iing.'> al sam Gondy/Musid;md, leny ' 'TreaL~" and 13LOCKl3USrER \0 IDEO With thl' Ml."mhtr Ikncflr Ca rd Ana' lk1nersat M3.'t1M:ard. A Credll, ca~h anJ '-"ailing ell'll thotl bnng.' )'flll dlscounh on lJSAir. And IX) annllal ftt-evt:r." A1lrr \1brkINet"Senice Gel ~ Ii"l""t:.' hours of 101('011,.1 an:c,'i c.'Vl"f) O'Iomh jU:»1 !()r Iuving J\"(;S;T lonx thstanu.'_ -Ii) ~1.'(Tlllp. look for Ll" CilL (~IIIIPtl\ or Gill 1 800 654-0471 AT&T Your True Choice - Page 12 TilE ARCHWAY Thursday, September 12. 1996 now residents. If you are not famil In case you missed out, we held cue from II :30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. in Bryant Center iar wi th our organization, the Com our fi rst coffee break this pasl Mon lot C-3, or the lot that is fu rthest Delta Chi Operations muter Connection was established day (September 9). Coffee, donuts, from the s(; hool. Thurs day 's plans James Dow & G. Frank and is run by commuters with the and bagels were made available to are not yet definite, however some SilvunulII lennifer Gordirlt!u purpose of giving voice to the com all who came by. Be on the lookout possibilities are late afternoon vol mu ting population of Bryant. We formore coffee breaks in the fut ure. le yball or a party in lot C-3 with On the behalfof una;n brothers, Welcome back everyone, Hope have our own office on the third We have scheduled a Commuter local band Morgan's Tale. Friday. I would like to welcome the Class all is going well with your semester noor of the Bryant Center; any and Week for September 16 through 20. we are planning to go bowling of 2000 10 Bryant and wish you all so far. The Bryan! Center has many all are welcome. Ifthe dooris locked, Monday, we will have Airbrush lee around 9:30 p.m. at Lang's in the best of luck in your four (or new developments in all areas. We the key is available allhe info desk shirts from 10:3Qa.m. -2:30p.m. on Cranston. For more details on any more ) years at Bryant. Coll ege is a are all getting a new and improved in exchange for your 1.0. The office the first noor of the Bryant Center. of these evenlS, come up to the )ot of work but is also a time to BTA. which hopefully won't back is our haven between classes. The On Tuesday, a Psychic fai r will be office, and we'll fill you in with the creale experiences and memories fi re (sorry to all those passengers (;a rds arc perpetually dealt and the held in the same time and place. latest word, that wil l last you a lifetime. Seize al l this weekend). This month's spe radio is always on. so come join us. Wednesday, we will have a barbe- opportuniti es that approach you . cial is a trip 10 Emerald Mall for ••••••••••••••••• $2.00 round trip. The Game Room will be getting air hockey wi thi n the next few weeks. Images has new hours: Monday through Thursday 8:30a.m. - 7 p.m.; Friday 8:30 a.m . • 4 p.m.: Sunday 4 p.m .• 8 p.m. There is a new color printer in im ages and spiral binding pril;cs ha ve decreased 10 $ [.50. Info Desk s\ill has helium balloons and also sells Bryant Center bucks and sift cer tificates, which can be used in all , lITCas of the Bryant Center ex(;ept THE STUDENT PROGRAMMING BOARD for the bookstore. The Scoop now has Pol and Sprin g and navored water. Coming soon to the Bryant Center: Payroll check cashing! ! If you have any questions or sug I gestions, fee l free to call the office WANT TO (x61 17)andspcak withRi(;h,Sandy, I Tom, Jeni, Eric. Brian, Dorothy, GET Dennis or Nicole. Good Luck this - semester. INVOLVED!! ••••••••••••••••• Do you want to have some say in the selection oj bands.Jllms. and other programs that come to campus? Come and see w hat SPB Is all aboutl The Student Programming Board (SPB) BOAC consists oj an executive board. Bryan D. Magnus committee chair people. voting members. and nonvoting members. Hello Bryant, and wekome! hope that your summer was as good There are 10 d!lferent committees and as mine; you would probably be membership Is open to all Bryant surprised by the unlimited number students. of exciting th ings todoon an empty summer version of our campus. Whether you arc just entering Why get involved? you lirst year at this spectacular SPB gets It's Jundlng through a portion oj SUNDAY MOVlfS institution of higher education or It are about to put your education to your tuition. Also. Is the best way. if not the test (u.k.a. the reul world ), the only way. to see the performers you're BOAC has something to offer you. Interested In come to campus. The Bryant Outdoor ActivitiesClub consists ofdivisions including: sail ing, scuba-diving. sky-diving. ski We need people like you to get ing, hiking, mountain-biking, inline Involved. It Is a lot oJJun. looks good on skating, and marc. The list kecps your resume. and gets you Involved on growing, and we arc always open to new ideas. campus and with other students. Our Ourfirst meeting is today, Thurs meetings are every day the 12. at 5:30 p.m . in room 2B of the Bryant Center. All are wel Monday at 4 :30pm in come, and there wi ll be free pizza for everyone. We look for ward to the Papitto D ining seei ng you there! Room of the ~ BRYANT ~ B ryant Center. '%..COLLEGE ~ ••••••••••••••••• -~ ~ PRoow.# Commuter Connection Andrew Young Greetingscommuters! I'd like to welcome any and all new commut ers and welcome back all of our ret urning members. I suppose J should also offer up a welcome to Brendan and Tom, as they have yet to leave us e\'en though they are Thursday, September 12, 1996 THE ARCHWA Y Page 13 BRYANT COLLEGE CELEBRATING 25 YEARS IN SMITHFIELD Fall 1996 Internships PERFORMING ARTS SERIES presents the National Marionette Theatre's The deadline for completed Fall 96 classic tale internship forms is: "ALADDIN September 17, 1996 AND H IS WONDERFUL LAMP" fo llowed by a Candlelight Dessert Reception Fonn must have all required Friday, September 20,1996 signatures and submitted to the 7:30 p.m. Undergraduate Records Office Janikies Auditorium by 4:30 pm. Tickets are available at Bryant Center Info Desk or at Auditorium on evening of performance Students/Children $2.00 Faculty/Staff/Alumni $3.00 General Admission $4.00 L...A-"-Y-O"-e....,.;"-te-'-e-"-e~d~;-" -' ~he-:G~re-'~k--d~e-"-'~M~'-'~h-' ,~,-Y ~· '....,.,"-'-'-g-"'-,~, ~s~"-r=r--,-"-d-'-; -si-' -'-' -is-· "~lO~"~'~h:""~W~e~":. ":n~1C~======~ Community al Bryant should fee l Thanks to Wally, J.D, Pis lO l. GAMMA You made us all very proud. Thurs of the incoming frcshmen and up Thank you 10 TKEand Della Chi open to everyo ne. We will be per day night was a good time at the perc lassmen. It was a huge success! for a good time Ihis weekend. Hey form ing tw o plays during Parent's Emmlll1uelfe Accad townhouses. Li l' B,don' tscare me We coll ected a lot of ideas on DeltaChi-Christy and Jessare wail Weekend: "Country Gothic" and with your vicious day after ru mors. events that coul d add 10 the variety ing for a challenge. Practice Prac "The Trys ti ng Place." Welcome back everyone! We Friday was exciting at Theta's, and of our events schedule. tice Practice. Happy Birthday 10 TIlanks 10 all who helped oul at hope that you all had a great sum we 're looking forward to hanging This year, we are working on Sofy. Glad you had a nice swim Iheorganizational fai r. Thanks also mer and that you are ready for an agai n. Alumni made their presence planning some ne w events and look alo ng with a few siste rs-thanks 10 go oul to the guys in J I fo r Friday eventful year. in the form of Nick, Tim, and Ferris, forward to hearing your ideas. The the help of Bela.. Wanted by ARA: night 's get-toget her. Let me begin by welcoming Saturday Ni ght was a blast, thanx ideas coll ected at lhe fai r will defi Screech, for using an old 10. Hey D, The Bryant Players are always Tonya McGinn \0 Bryant . She is the to the expcnisc of Mr. Crowley, nitely bediscussed at our meeti ngs. can we please have the scrunchie looking for new members so SlOp new advisor for the Greek Commu the origi nal. Table danCing was We also look forward toseeingsome and lampon back? Hark, it's by and check out our meetings. No nit y :IS well as a co-advisor f{lr good, except for all the spills .. . fresh ne w faces in our membership B lOome rs In the wi ndow. experience is necessary, and we GAMMA (Greeks Advocati ng the OUCH! ... Who was the kid in the wi th some fantastic ideas on events Woodstock '94 seemed to be tour don'l ju$t need actors, anyone with Mature Manngement of Alcohol) robe nn yway'! ... whe re' s your soap that should exist he re at Bryant. We ing up on Delta Chi's noor this an inlerest in theater and what goes with Doris from Healt h Services. and towe l? welcome your suggesti ons and en weekend. Thanks to all the fraterni on behind the scenes can join. OUf I would also like to encourage Word On The Strec!.. .. Chad, courage them. In the next couple of ties that came up to the noor on meetings arc held Tuesdays at 5 every one in Ihe Greek community Casey, and Mullins may come up weeks '.",e should be forming our Wednesday night. It seems that p.m. in room 2A of the Bryant Cen· to ge t involved with GAtvIMA and this weekend, so LOOK otn"!!! Community Service, Fundraising, Sprite was locked out of the Suisse ter. Hope to see you there! make a difference. For those of you O nc more thing ... our secret Public Relations, and Eve nts Plan Chalet whi le gelling her Ginger Ale. that are interested in becoming a weapon "Mi lho usc" is rumored not ning comminees. If you 're looking Hey Hadjii, the bus is going to take member, please watch fo r signs 10 show for the Folf Tournament, for a position that is challenging us to and fro where? Tricia has •• ••• •• • ••••• ••• • announcing place and time of our hut he has been .. key component in and requires a 101 of creati vilY and fin all y found her dream man. Now first meeting of the semester. You training our team this year. CHAL leadership skills, please join oneor if she' ll only \:Ilk to him th ings will areall welcome, and we would love LENGERS BEWAR E! our comm ittees. These and many be great. Congrals to lhe Greek SPB to Sl!e yo u there. other opponun ities wi II be discussed Community on winning our second Jeff Hill Unti l then, best of luck to you all ••••••••••• •• •••• at our ne xt meeting. We hope to see annual softba ll game. Maybe next wit h classes; we look forward to man y of you at our next meeting. year, facu lt y and staff. Thanks to all On behalf of the Student Pro another successful year. MSU Have a great week everyone! of the Greek community ro r a great grnmm ing Board I would like to Louis Camacho·RosmJo Ciao! Greek Week. welcome back all returningsLUdcnts •••••• • •••••• • • • • Weare happy tohear Jen Knowles along with wekoming all incoming Welcome hack to alP • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • is having a great time in Germany . students to another eventful year at Kappa Delta Phi It 's time 10 hit the hooks agai n We miss and love you Wallie. Come Bryant. and get 10 work! MS U would like to Phi Sigma Sigma back soon Marla, we miss you! The Student Programming Board Welcome hack to Bryant. and for offer a warm welcome to our new Valerie Amid ••••••••••••••••• provides the campus with diffe rent Ihose new arrivals, welcome. Good President, Ronald K. M;lchtley, and acti vities, perfonners and movies. luck. For those Ihat don't kn ow us hi s fami ly. We'd like to offer Presi Welcome back Bryant! I hope The Bryant SPB receives it 's fund ing th rough a (onnall y, we arc DELTA, il nd we dent Machtley an open invitation, everybody had a relaxing sum mer. Players portion of your tuition. Also, it is liveonthes FRIt>AY NIGHT ~III Ae ~'\ O{J ~ in South Du· u UF, :.,t" 0 ~1":'\8:00p.m to ~ 0 ~ BOAC 'fJ 'f, § 0...... Sept.13 , Vl"'ru:.S c. OCt. 11 by Nov. 8 FIRST MEETING Student WILL BE: ----Activities- Thurs. 9/12 at 5:00pm In rm. 2B of the Bryant Center FREE PIZZA!!!!!! FR££ SODA S\nd POPCORN Prizes for the Tu P10 performers Thursday, September 12, 1996 THEARCHWAY Page 15 and spiritual needs. Tunc into the gician on Wednesday the 18 and a WJMF Psychi c Frie nds Netw ork for all blood drive Monday the 23. If any Frank L Milazzo other infonnation. You may stop one is interested in he lping with the reading now. blood dri ve , please call the SPB Welcome back to the fun-tilled office at x6 1 18. le mony fresh worl d of Bry ant. Yes, Our meetings are every Monday Bryant, where men are men and in Papi tto at 4: 30 p.m, All are wel sheep are nervous. On the behalf of come. We hope to see you there. the loud and abrasive WJMF staff, t welcome all new freshmen (as •• •••••••••••••• • opposed tothcold freshmen, I guess) and wis h the best of luck to the class of 20Cl0. Get involved. get good Class of 2000 Photo T heta Phi Alpha grades, bUI, most im portantly, re member 10 gel some s leep. I li ved lolie Sru / off Mountai n Dew and Snickers hars freshman year, and my ncr· Hey Theta! Welcome back ev vous systcm has neve r been quite eryone, We hope everyone had a the same. great summer! Anyone who is in t know you are all interested in terested in Greek Life be sure to WJMF-The Brave New World of Don't be Left out! sign up for All Sorority Rush. The Rock and in becoming licensed sistcrs of Theta Phi Alpha wo uld DJ 's. Well if you order now you like 10 welcome Tanya McGinnlo, will not onl y gel trai ning, an on-air the new Greek advisor. We look test. and an FCC license bUI you You can still purchase your forward 10 wurking wi th you this wi ll also get, absolute ly free . the year! greatest love balladsofYoko Ono- 8X 10 Class Photo taken during Our hearts gO OU! toCarusso from acherisllcd fami ly gi ft for alI . Train Delta Zeta. We are ve ry sorry and ing is easy and being a OJ is a great you are in our thoughts. expericnce. It doesn't lake much opening weekend in the Happy Birthday-SparToh, Pearl , limc or much taicnt. Anyone in Mona and Jolie! doubt of that can just lislen to my Office of Student Activities. Turtle, Mon a, and Jolle had the show. We are located upslairs in the best day cver. Deb, you bi g block of MAC and ha ve week ly mecti ngs. I Located on the 3rd floor of the brec! Pshshsht! Edouardo caused would tc ll you the time and pla..:e of somc problems but we had a great those meetings, bul we are in a time any ways. The cuckoo's nest transitional phase. and I am unable Bryant Center. and karaoke "Ghostbuster.>." Hailey to communicate thnl informati on was secn up and down the stair.;. right now. The townhouse has become lhe Wild Stay tuned 10 this column fo r up Kingdom-snakes and skunks. Hey to dale infonnati on on upcoming Floyd-have you gottcn your mail concerts and album release infor latel y? G inger-stale DorilO' S? mat ion. \VJMF gives free ti ckets - Splash and Hailey-watch out for out over Ihe ai r for shows at Lupo's, $7.00 flames. Fieck-I have a problem. the Strand, and Club Babyhcad. So Shcp-plcase don', cause anymore lislen to win and to learn. Tune in to damage in my room! Lala Thela! WJMF 88.7 FM for all your music LONDON 199 PARIS 229 M EXICO 179 BANGKOK 509 RIO DE JANEIRO 459 SYDNEY 741 Los A NG ELES 168 CHICAGO 90 fAIIES AIlE (AOf WAY ' 110M Bostot IAS(O ON A ~ ~. FAlES 00 NOt NOLO( fEO€MI. ONE COURSE THAT COULD CHANGE TAlIlS 01 flfCs TOTAU.NC,; Sl AKJ S<45. POf'(tONG ON D€StWAtIOH a OUMfUfIE CHNaS ,1.0 OIIECTlY TO FOJ(JGN GCMINoENfS. THE COURSE OF YOUR UFE. Call-l=eaFRFE Look forward to the future with acter and management skills. All Student ls magazine! confidence. Enroll in Army ROTC. the credentials employers look [or. an elective thai's different from any ROTC is ope n to freshmen and I ~~__ ~ other college course. Army ROTC so p homore s without obligation offers hands-on training. Training a nd requires about five hours per 17 1 ANGELL ST., SUITE 212 that gives you experie nce and week. It will put your life on a PROVIDENCE, RI 02906 helps build confidence, char· ~ whole new cour.oe, 401-3 1-48 0 THE SMAJl:n:sTCOU For details, visit 25 Corney or call • 552·3230 Page 16 THE ARCHWA Y Thursday, September 12, 1996 SP02(rr'S RECREATIONAL COUNCIL VOLLEYBALL CO-ED MEN AND Students interested in serving on the WOMEN LEAGl1ES Rec reational Council are invited to attend a ROSTERS DUE BY FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 20 meeting at 3 p.m. in the gym Bulldog Room 12 PLAYER LIMIT on Wednesday, September 18 . The Council FORMS AVAILABLE IN THE I rRAMl RAL mcmbers will serve as advisors to the OFFICE intramural department. They will present FEE $10.00 and help carry out ideas gathered from students. For further info, contact Coach Reall at 232-6074. Want the Latest in Bryant Sports Information? Call the Automated Bryant Sports Hotline 232-6736 Press 1 for Intercollegiate Schedules Press 2 for Intramural Schedules ,- Press 3 for Sports Complex Information Press 4 for Sport Club Information BryantsporlBroundup Le Tiel! shots. Coach Chris Guay. now in defeated 51. Micheal's 3-0 to give Sports EdilOr his fourth year, said "II was a grcat new hcad coach Theresa Garlacy ••••••• effort. That team beat us 5-0 last hcr fi rs t victory. Women's Soccer year. T acome bock twicc says some The Bulldogs, now2-0, will be ir The women's soccer tcam opened thing about our team." action this weekend in the 13th an· the season by annihi lating Johnson With a record of 1-0-1 . Bryant's nual Bryant Invitation. This is It si) & Wales 13-0 lusl Friday. The 13 next oppone nt will look totake their team tournament which include goals scored was a sc hool record us winning ways on Ihe road wilh teams from Bentley, Dowling (NY) eight di fferent Bul ldogs scored. Kim games at Wellesley(Thursday) nnd UMass-Lowell, Southampiol Gregory led the charge wit h fou r Stonehill (Saturday). (NY), and Stony Brook (NY). goals and one asS ist, and fres hman Kelly Arcoueue added three goals. Women's Volleyball Spi kes Women's Tennis Serves Up : Alison Farley also chipped in wil h Bri dgewater SI. Victory. one goal and two assists. The women's volleyball team The women 'stennis team opene( TIle second game of the season won in convincing fashion last Tues the season with a 4-3 victory OVCl saw Bryant come from behind tO lie duy hy defeating Bridgewater State St. Michael"s. Helen Mallcson a Bnbson learn that hnd beaten them tJl rcc game.~ to nonc. Junior Jc.nni Gayle Zahnke, Jen Keillar, and Jel 5-0 last year. Ei leen Aahcrty 's goal fe r Carvahlo recorded 19 as.'ilst~ Flaherty won theirsinglcs matches 31 24:43 of Ihe sc..:ond overtime and Aljci~ Kadlick had eight killsas The learn will take their show 01 forged the tic. Goalie Stephanie Bryilntwon 15-II,15- I,and 15-11. the road wilhgamcsaiFrnnklin Picm Smith was terrific as she stopped 16 Earlier in the week, Bryant also Stonehil1. and Bentley next wecL FLAG FOOTBALL ROSTERS Ki m had an Impressive opening week DUE BY FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 20 as she scored four goals and added one 20 PLAYERS PER TEAM asSist. Her strong play lifted the INDICATE MAJOR OR MlNOR Women's Soccerte:un to a 1-0-1 starL FORMS AVAILABLF IN THE INTRAMURAL OFFICE Congratulauons Kim! FEE $10.00