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This week has been proclaimed Organ Donor 'Cultivating Utopia' is the theme for this year's In­ The Miami Hurricane baseball team swept a three Week, with activities designed to educate stu­ ternational Week. Each international organization game series this past weekend from cross-city ri­ dents about UM's organ transplant program. will plant a different flower for a garden on the Pa- val, Florida International University. tio News — page 3 - Accent — page 8 Sports — page 10 THE MIAMI

Volume 64, Number 43 URRIC University of Miami Tuesday, April 7,1987 UM center to sell condoms to students By MARA DONAHOE prevent disease and are easy to use." Hurricane Associate News Editor Flipse said the center will only offer one type of condom, which will be equipped with a spermicidal The University of Miami Health Center pharmacy agent that kills sperm and helps protect against will be offering condoms for sale by the end of the Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. week, according to Dr. Eugene Flipse, director of the Rabbi Mark Kram of the Hillel Jewish Student Health Center. Center said that he has no particular objections to the Flipse said the center decided to offer the condoms sale of condoms at the center. because of requests from students but mainly because "The University is recognizing the realization of of a request from the Student Health Advisory sexually transmitted diseases," Kram said. "If they Committee. [the Health Center] can make them available, then it "We are looking at the best price we can get," is a smart way to go about doing it." Flipse said. He added there will be no discount on the Kram said selling condoms on campus would not conri<;ms and that they are only being offered "as a promote sexual activity. If the condoms were not sold matter of convenience." on campus, he added, then students who wanted to Dr. William Butler, vice president for student purchase them would "just walk another five minutes affairs, gave the final approval for the condom sales. off campus" to purchase them. "It is such an obvious natural commodity that we thought it ought to be offered in our Health Center Senior Jean Riescher said she thinks selling the pharmacy," Butler said. "We ought to carry the condoms is a good idea. "It may save someone's life," supplies that are needed here on our campus." she said. Brad Reiter, chairman of the Student Health Advisory Committee, said he has been pushing for the Lisa Lyons, also a senior, said she thought condom sales for several months. condoms were always sold in the Health Center. "I "A lot of schools are promoting condom use," think they definitely should be available," Lyons said. Reiter said. "It |condo.Tis| are an effective way to "They should even be sold in the bookstore." Center not accredited By SHAWNA SERIG Whitehead, a graduate student "There is one more thing," she Hurricane .Stu'' Writer in Englioh, said she and SHAC said. "The only requirement we do chairperson Brad Reiter learned make is that the facility request The University of Miami Health about accreditation at a seminar the accreditation." Center, which had over 15,000 they attended last year in New According to Elliott, accredita­ out-patient visits last year, is not Orleans. When they returned, they tion of a health center includes a accredited as a medical facility. hoped to obtain accreditation for review of existing procedures, In other words, the Health the UM center. fulfillment of the standard of the Center operates hy only the guide­ After examining the guidelines accreditation association and a lines lhe University sets for it and for the center, Whiteheadrecom- survey (which can cost up to in accordance with local, state and mended accreditation to Flipse and $3,000, depending on tbe facility federal lawn. Dr. WeUiMiee lleetl«». etc p»^.«e **Arf(Ti,"accr'ee3itation, we make Ae-cnrdlnj to Ony*** Elliott, BC- for ?»utleTi* affairs sure the institution mmlntmlnm a creditatlQU process' manager for Flipse said he does not think the quality care promrmm and .because Accreditation Association for Am­ .enter Is eligible for accreditation. of itsaccreditation, it is compared bulatory Health Care, "Just be­ "I dont even think the center to nationally-recognized health cause a rente r isn't accredited would qualify since it's not open care standards," she said. doesn't mean it's not good. It just on a 24-hour basis," Flipse said, means that it's operating by their "it's mostly the larger schools that Accreditation, while not manda­ its own standards." are accredited, and 1 think we'd be tory, is a "positive step forward," Dr. Eugene Flipse, director of denied an application." Whitehead said. the center, said that since the But Elliott said that is not the "It is my belief that any University was already accredited case. institution worth its salt would by the Southern Association of "The eligibility criteria are out­ welcome the idea of an outside Colleges and Schools, the center lined in a handbook, and it says group (accrediting team survey­ needed no other accreditation. nothing about requiring facilities ors! coming to study its facility," "But SACS is not responsible for to remain in operation on a Whitehead said. "The results of accrediting the renter as a medical that study will be suggestions for ERIK COCKS/Hurricone .Staff facility," explained Jane White­ 24-hour basis," she said. Elliott said the facility is re­ improvement, and that's a step in head, co-chairperson of the Stu­ the right direction." dent Health Advisory Committee. quired only to operate within the Over the fence "It i.s true' that we are accredited law: to have any required license, "After all, students aren't ex­ as an educational facility, and that to share the facility, equipment pected to go to a college that's not The Miami Maniac greets a fan at Saturday's baseball game against Florida is all that SACS is qualified to and management of the institution accredited ... or a hospital," she accredit us for," Whitehead said. and to avoid discrimination on the said. "Why should they be expect­ International University. See Sports page 8 for story. "That has nothing to do with basis of race, sex, religion or ed to go to a medical facility for medical care or health services." national origin. treatment that is not accredited?" Petition for better food quality posted in Hecht "I'm not trying to be revolutionary. I'm just sick of above regular room-and-board fees. $30 of which is up on the board," Maisel said in regard to the 960 By BARBRA SPALTEN cafeteria. "But their response is 'Sorry you didn't like Hurrieeieir Auiftoftl News Editor it [the food]," Maisel said. used for the community dinners. The idea for the petition came about after the HRC Most of these dinners are barbeques that are not it,' and nothing is done." Copies of a petition for better quality cafeteria community dinner on March 29. Maisel said she was worth the extra money, Maisel said. Maisel said that the administration does not food have been posted on the bulletin boards of every particularly displeased with the food. The letter also states that Marriott Inc. has an understand students' views and lhat the administra­ floor of the Hecht Residential College. Tracy Maisel, "For the extra money we paid, it wasn't very good exclusive contract with the University that prohibits tion can be aware of problems only if students a junior architecture major who lives in HRC, quality," she said. "Somebody should know we're catering by any other company. complain. initiated the petition. unhappy. Then thev can offer solutions." She hopes the letter will bring the problem of the She also said the Undergraduate Student Body Pat Whitely, the resident doordinator for The According to Maisel, the petition had 50 signatures cafeteria food to the attention of the administration. Government is also unaware of students' feelings Residential College, did not allow the petition to be aft-jr two days on the bulletin boards. The petition "We are extremely dissatisfied with the quality," since no senator had ever asked her for input. posted iM TRC. She said she did not think it was done requests a student's signature, room number, phone she said. Andrew Reece, sophomore senator, said student in good tastl number and tvpe of meal plan. Maisel said she will send the completed petition to input is important in any decision. •r. Mescon [the master of TRC) and I felt that Maisel said she conducted the petition in the 960 Cafeteria Director Efren Gort. Residence Halls "I'm glad to see a student so concerned to go the Information '-.as inappropriate, she said. "We proper manner, obtaining permission from HRC Director George Shoffner and Vice President for through all the trouble," Reece said. He said he plans Student Affairs Dr. William Butler. to work with Maisel to improve the quality of the have had no problems here." Resident Coordinator Karen Mclino. Maisel said Dr. cafeteria food. If the petition were written differently, said Ross Murfin. master of HRC, also supported her "If they try to improve, it will be fine," Maisel said in reference to the University Dining Service. The Reece, who is working on a proposal for an Whitely, she would reconsider posting it. alternate meal plan, said he would like to see the Maisel said that whether the administration agrees A letter accompanying the petition states that University's contract with Marriott Inc. expires next students in residential colleges not only have to buy a year. petitions in every residential college and wants to use with the petition is not the point. She added that she them to find out what students want. will solicit signatures door-to-door if necessary. meal plan but are also required to pay an extra $100 "They have the little blue cards [response cards) Admitted 'Athlete' memo rescinded wants everybody treated the Student Personnel William San­ By BARBRA SPALTEN same; so do we," he said. dler's office for disciplinary ac­ Hurricane Assistant News Editor "It's unfair to pick on ball tion. "They can't get anything students players," Frechette said. "There's with a student's name on it." University of Miami President no press interest in nonathletes." Frechette said. To print a story, Edward T. Foote II rescinded a All students are protected hy the newspapers would have to March 18 memorandum from the Public Safety's procedures, Fre­ contact the student and get per­ visit UM department of Public Safety which chette said. Police reports are still mission. stated that any police report open to the public, but members of Frechette said athletes may still involving an athlete must be given the press must make formal end up on police reports but that By LISA SILVERBERG to the commanding officer imme­ Hurricane 5>"taW Writer requests to receive University such actions as playing loud music diately. incident reports. should not make it into the The memo, written by Lt. Cokes Frechette said he was contacted newspapers. "The papers should Over 125 high school seniors Watson of the department of from across the United States by The Miami Herald's executive feel an obligation not to write Public Safety, also stated that the sports director, Paul Anger, who about that," he said. arrived at the University of Miami commanding officer would then Thursday for a three-day orienta­ requested UM reports from March put the report in an envelope 18 to the present in compliance Frechette said that a leak in his tion to the "world of college." under the office door of Joe The V.I.P. program, sponsored with Article 119 of the public office may cause minor incidents Frechette, director of the depart­ records statute. to be written about in the paper by the Office of Admissions, ment. provides students who have al­ The press is not able to get but that security concerning mem­ ready been accepted to the Univer­ "At this time, no other memo in reports that are sent to Dean of os is stricter. sity a chance to get a firsr-hand that form will be written," said look at UM. ERJK COCKS/Hurricone Staff Watson on Monday. The department's policy con­ While visiting, the V.l.P.s stay A panel of juniors in the President's 100 answers the cerning reports involving athletes Board announces new editors with student hosts in one of the questions of V.I.P.'s in the master's apartment of is "no different than it ever was," residential colleges, attend classes said Frechette. He said that the The 1987-88 editor-in-chief and psychology, was announced as and tour the campus. The program Eaton Residential College. reasons for the memo were to business manager of the Miami editor-in-chief of the Miami Hurri­ Hurricane, and editor-in-chief of cane. Dodd Claescn, a sophomore also included an ice cream social, a tunity to visit the campus helps here, he's much more likely to make the reports more secure and majoring in marketing, was named barbeque and free admission to to more efficiently distribute the Ibis yearbook were announced alleviate fears and anxieties a enroll the following year," Dela­ last night at the Board of Publica­ business manager. Friday's Hurricane baseball game student may have about returning ney said. memos to the appropriate people against Florida International Uni­ on campus. tions meeting. Lee M. Stevens, a freshman here In the fall as a freshman. This weekend was the first of majoring in architecture and engi­ versity. "Our research has shown us that Reports involving athletes will four V.I.P. programs the Unlversi- now be treated like other reports, Debbie Morgan, a junior major­ neering, was named editor-in-chief Michelle Delaney, senior direc­ if a student comes to the Universi­ ing In telecommunications and of the /hie. tor of Admissions," said the oppor- ty and has a succesful experience P'cav sec page 2/ADMISSIONS Frechette -aid. "The president t Page 2 Tuesday, April 7. 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE NEWS Update Baker Eddy's Science and Health with Key to the AIKIDO CLUB: Practice will be held Irom 8 to 10 Today Scriptures will be held at 6 p.m. at 1115 Levante p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. RATHSKELLER: A wrestling match sponsored by St. the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity to benefit the STUDENT HEALTH ADVISORY COMMITTEE: Wednesday BRIEFS University of Miami School of Medicine organ A meeting for all students, alumni, faculty and transplant program will be held at 9 p.m. administrators will be held at 4:30 p.m. in the Carni Gras applications being accepted ALPHA TAU OMEGA FRATERNITY: Organ Health Center conference room. VOLLEYBALL: Practice will be held from 8 to 11 donor information will be available from 1 1 a.m. p.m. at Campus Sports and Recreation. Applications for Carni Gras chairperson are being accepted FENCING CLUB: Practice will be held from 8 to HONOR STUDENTS ASSOCIATION: A meeting from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. today through Friday in University Center to 2 p.m. today through Friday at the University Center breezeway. 10 p.m. tonight through Thursday night at the will be held at 7 p.m. at the Hecht Residential 232. For more information, contact David Brown at 284-5646. Lane Recreation Center. College classroom 1. OUTDOOR RECREATION CLUB: A meeting and KARATE CLUB: Practice will be held from 4 to 6 Hillel to open art exhibition elections will be held at 7:30 p.m. in University p.m. at Campus Sports and Recreation. CIRCLE K CLUB: A meeting will be held at 5:30 Center 216. HILLEL: Rabbi Marc Kram's portion of the week p.m. in University Center 237. The University of Miami Hillel Foundation will present an CHRISTIAN SCIENCE ORGANIZATION: A will bo taught from 4 to 5 p.m. at the Hillel CHEMISTRY CLUB: A meeting will be held at 4 exhibit containing the work of painter and graphic artist Amram meeting with readings from the Bible and Mary Foundation, 1 100 Stanford Dr. p.m. in Science Building 213. Ebgi at 6 tonight at the Hillel Foundation, 1100 Stanford Dr. Ebgi's etchings have appeared on the front page of The • •••••••••••••••••••••"A**** Washington Post, Decor magazine and The Miami Herald. The Ebgi exhibition will be at Hillel through May 29. The What birth control method Hillel Gallery is* open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday through Thrusday, and Friday 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. : PASSOVER SEDERS J For more information, contact Rabbi Mark Kram at 665- is the best protection 6948. * Monday and Tuesday April 13,14* • 7:00 p.m,. • against sexually Aircraft automation to be discussed * University of Miami Management Science and Computer In­ Hillel Jewish Center • transmitted diseases? formations Systems Professor Earl L. Wiener will present a lec­ • The condom is the beet protection against sexually ture titled "The March of Cockpit Automation: Will Humans Ever 1100 Stanford Dr. • • transmitted diseases. Replace Computers?" at 4:30 p.m. today in Jenkins Building 508. Coral Gables, FL For the last eight years, Weiner has been active in automa­ • • Whal you don'l know can hurt you. 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Kendall Dr., Miami, FL 33176 on the Economic Development of the Caribbean" will be directed by John Bell, executive vice president of the Caribbean Hotel As­ Call Today! * 595-6363 sociation. Bell will discuss the hotel industry and current econom­ ic development in the Caribbean from 8 to 9:30 a.m. Friday at the ••••*••**••••*••*••*•***** Riverparc Hotel, 100 S.E. 4 St., Miami. The cost of the program is $15. For reservations and informa­ tion, contact Bunny Russian at 284-5484. GNs. JAMES E. FULTON JR., M.D., Ph.D. Registration to begin for fall semester There's more Registration the fall semester 1987 will take place today through Friday ai the University Center Flamingo Ballroom for at Memorial. all undergraduate day students who are currently enrolled and Few hospitals can match the opportunities you'll find will not graduate in May. at Memorial Hospital, a 737-bed health care facility To participate in the registration process, students must be nestled in sunny Hollywood. Florida, minutes from advised, have a completed trial schedule form, have it approved Fort Lauderdale. As our new patient tower. Emer­ by the academic advisor and pick up an appointment slip at the gency Room and ICU near completion, we are Registration Office, Memorial Building 111, which will show the strengthening our staff and our committment to com­ MEDICAL time and date to register. bine warm personal care with state-of-the-art re­ In addition, all students will be required to pay a non-refund­ sources. CENTERS, able deposit of $ 125 (payable toward tuition and fees) on or be­ We can offer you a full range of specialties in an ex­ fore July 6. Those students who do not pay the fee will have their citing environment where you can sharpen and registrations cancelled. develop your skills. We have a Clinical Specialist re­ INC. For more information, contact Sidney Weisburd at 284-5455. sponsible for your individual orientation, and nursing education is available 24-hours a day. And there's our policy to promote from within, so you can ad­ YOUR SKIN PROBLEMS Counseling available for homosexuals ITS TIME TO FACE vance your career. • ACNE TREATMENTS • PUVA THERAPY FOR The University of Miami Institute for Family Living, a If you join our staff, we'll give y.u benefits like com­ • ACCUTANE PSORIASIS petitive salary, 30 paid days off per year, health/ branch of the School of Education and Allied Professions, pro­ • DERMABRASION FOR AND OUR OWN LINE OF vides^counseling for homosexual and bisexual men and women. life/dental insurance, tuition loan, retirement pro- — r~~r. -,nr4 .-, w . t.t.llcr -,—ril tit\J SCARS & WRINKLES COSMETICS, FACE UP, ;t*OT more imue eei..eeeti, . If you want more out or nursing, mere i mute at Alumna to present Job seminar Memorial. Contact Rebecca Caschetre, RN. Clinical • PERMANENT B\ DR. FULTON FOR Recruiter, Personnel Department, Memorial Hospi­ EYELINER ADDITIONAL PROTECTION A leadership seminar titled "How to Get the Job You Want: tal, 3SOI Johnson St., Hollywood, FL 33021. • ELECTROLYSIS A Practical Approach to the Job Search" will be presented by Phone: f30S) 9BS-S872. An Equal Opportunity Em­ & EFFECTIVENESS 1985 University of Miami graduate and Citicorp Corporate Train­ ployer. M/F/H/V. er Sherra Greenspan from 7 to 10 p.m. Thursday at Eaton Resi­ • GENERAL DERMATOLOGY • dential College. Participants will explore and practice several components of Memorial the job search process, including resume development, identifying 20 DISCOUNT potential employers and interviewing techniques. Hospital FOR STUDENTS & FACULTY For more information and reservations, contact Dr. Craig Ul­ Tho Community's Leader m Health Care (FIKST VISIT ONLY) lom at 284-2386. 9875 S. Dixie Hwy. —LINDA J. ZIPPER Miami, FL 33156 666-2263 UM wants to dispel 'party school' image ADMISSIONS/From page J questions, and I was impressed." Questions emerged during the ty is hosting in April. Delaney, first program in the schedule, a MIAMI COMPUTER who is in charge of all on-campus discussion session with a five- programs, said this was the largest member student panel Thursday program of its kind UM has had so night. far, and she was pleased with the A standing room-only crowd turnout. squeezed into the apartment of Pamela Ferguson, master of Eaton Students traveled from New Residential College, to have their York, New Jersey, Connecticut, questions answered. Ohio, Illinois, Virginia, Indiana Students and their parents ex­ and Kansas to participate in the pressed concerns about academics, program. One came from Seattle. drug problems on campus and the Blue Chip Personal Computer Many, regardless of their home­ University's No.2 ranking in Play­ town, were concerned with UM's boy magazines's list of "party * WHILE CURRENT STOCK LASTS * reputation as "Suntan U." schools." The coordinators of the program The panelists, all members of said they fee! misinformation and President's 100, agreed that they lack of information create false had not seen the "parties" fea­ impressions of the University. tured in Playboy. They hope the V.I.P. programs The panel also addressed extra­ 100% IBM PC-XT compatible will dispel uncomplimentary ru­ curricular activities and residential mors and encourage students to colleges. enroll here. John Loper, a visitor from Greg Casebeer of Painesville, Aberdeen, Md., said he didn't Ohio, said his perception of UM know of any other institution that changed as a result of his partici­ has a program like UM's V.I.P. 2 5.25 inch 360KB floppy disk drive included. pation in the V.I.P. program. program. "Up north everybody calls this a "This is original, I think," Loper MS-DOS &GW Basic party school," Casebeer said. "But said, "where you can come in and I met a lot of smart people here. stay with students and really get High resolution TTL input monitor They were able to answer my the feel for the University." 512K RAM (Random Access Memory) on the mother board. UTMOST One serial (RS232C communication port. SF9THESS One Centronics parallel printer port. . CENTER Six expansion slots. 130 watts power supply. 110/220 volts, 60/50 Hz. VJUOSJ FITNESS CENTER — LOCATED IN THE 80.3816-bit central processor. 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Through the booth, sup­ University of Miami community received an organ porters hope to enlist greater about organ donation and raise transplant last student involvement and private funds for the University of Miami sector support. Jackson Memorial Medical Center November through the "We thought the Organ Donor Transplant Program, this week Transplant Program provided an has been proclaimed Organ Donor UM/JM Transplant excellent opportunity to show that Week. the fraternities could work togeth­ The week's activities Include an Program,' er with Eaton Residential College educational booth in the Universi­ Armando DeLeon, associate - in benefiting a worthy cause," said ty Center Breezeway, an arm- master of Eaton Paul Thaller, president of ATO. wrestling contest in the Rathskel­ Ed Mobley, a member of Lamb­ ler and a car stop to raise money tissue procurement, research and da Chi Alpha, said, "Everyone for the program. education in South Florida. Involved stands to gain as a result The events are sponsored by "Through the UM/JM Trans­ of Organ Donor Week. Most Alpha Tau Omega and Lambda Chi plant Program, almost 500 kidney importantly, supporting the pro­ Alpha fraternities and Eaton Resi­ transplants as well as the first gram means helping save lives." dential College. pediatric liver transplant In Flori­ Mobley said that the fraternity's "My own mother received an da have been performed," Trachy involvement with the program organ transplant last November said. helps to prove that Greeks feel a Through the UM/JM Transplant As a result of the transplant responsiblity for philanthropy. Program," said Armando DeLeon, program's efforts, hundreds of An arm-wrestling contest coor­ associate master of Eaton Residen­ organ recipients have benefited dinated with the UM wrestling tial College. "It inspired in me a from contemporary transplanta­ team to raise money will begin at strong need to get personally tion technology. 8:30 tonight at the Rathskeller. involved in seeing that the pro­ However, all transplant recipi­ The activities will conclude with gram comes to the attention of the ents, to varying degrees, depend students collecting contributions community and in ensuring that as on ongoing drug therapy to main­ at street corners from 10 a.m. to 3 many people as possible outside of tain organ function and healthy p.m. on Saturday. Collection loca­ the University understand it exists rehabilitation. tions will be announced at a later and needs support." This drug therapy renders trans­ date. The funds will be used for Ken Trachy, director of educa­ plant recipients vulnerable to com­ transplant immunology research tion for the UM Transplant Pro­ plications inherent in these anti- and education by the UM Trans­ gram, said, "We are especially rejection medications. plant Program. pleased to have the University of The ultimate goal of the trans­ Sponsors for the Transplant Miami students taking such an plant program is to eliminate the Program are still seeking volun­ interest in the need for organ need for continuing anti-rejection teers for Saturday's car-stop. Any­ donations as well as funds neces­ drug therapy, which would mean one who wishes to participate sary for transplant immunology extended lives and improved should contact DeLeon at 284- research." health for thousands of children 2404. 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PLEASE CALL 667-2633 DRS. FEDER & KNAUER 7311 SW62ND AVE. S. MAIMI, FL Pa.-* 4 Tuesday. April 7, 1987 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Committee collects pennies for Soviet Jews By MAUREEN McDERMOTT pennies. would be "easy for people to participate and doesn't wanted to collect something that would visually Hurricane Staff Writer The containers will be set up in Eaton Residential hurt your wallet." conceptualize the 400,000 refuseniks." College today during dinner hours, in the University Barbara Wagner, a representative on the national The money collected will be used for the "If you don't want your pennies, we do!" is the Center Breezeway on Wednesday between 11 a.m. B'nai B'rith Hillel Student Secretariat, said, "The committee's programming on campus. It will also be slogan the University of. Miami Committee for Soviet and 1 p.m. and in The Residential College on objective of the program is not to raise $4,000. The used to send refuseniks items they need such as Jewry hopes will attract attention and encourage Thursday during dinner hours. main goal is to create awareness [of refuseniks] all Hebrew books and Kosher food. students to donate pennies. The pennies are currently in jars at the Hillel through campus." Slotnick said, "Many (Jews) are afraid to apply to The campaign, "A Penny For Their Thoughts," is Jewish Student Center and will remain on display Wagner said she thought of the idea after hearing leave because they are afraid of the consequences. designed to collect 400,000 pennies for Soviet until all 400,000 pennies are collected. about the United Synagogue Youth collecting and Refuseniks live in fear of arrest on trumped-up refuseniks. Refuseniks are Jews who have asked to Marc Slotnick, chairperson of the committee for arranging in a display almost six million cancelled charges which could result in imprisonment, he said. leave the Soviet Union to emigrate to Israel but have Soviet Jewry, said, "We expect to reach our goal by stamps in commemoration of the Jews who died in Wagner said she proposed "A Penny For Their been refused permission by the Soviet government. the end of the semester, which would be nice, or the Holocaust. Thoughts" as a national idea to the Hillel Secretariat. The awareness campaign for Soviet refuseniks within the first two weeks of the fall semester." "It was an amazing thing. I wondered what we "UM is initially beginning the project, and If it is began on Feb. 26, Soviet Jewry Solidarity Day. Slotnick estimated that betweeen 20,000 and could do to create awareness for refuseniks," Wagner successful, I am presenting it again at our next Empty water gallon containers were set up in the 25,000 pennies have already been collected. He said said. "There is only so much you can do for Soviet conference In Washington next October, Wagner University Center Breezeway for students to fill with the committee chose to collect pennies because it Jewry. We wanted to try a different approach. We said. Six-year physical therapy program offers Master's By KAREN DEMUTH the School of Arts and Sciences Medicine's department of orthope­ credit hours, which, according to school." idea of physical therapy as a Hurricane Staff Writer picked us up." dics and rehabilitation has helped Brown, "is a lot more than other Students also use classroom and profession," Sweeney said. "Previ­ Despite the conflict over faculty the program," said Bryon Smith, a master's [degree programs]." laboratory space at the School of ously, it was secondary to doctors The College of Arts and Sciences salaries, the new program offers third-semester graduate student. But first-year student Barbara Medicine. A large lecture and lab and medicine." and the School of Medicine offer a students the facilities of the School "The facilities are excellent, and Sweeney said the master's degree area is under renovation for the six-year program for students of Medicine. the teaching staff is good and will enable one to go into adminis­ fall. For further information on en­ seeking a master's degree in According to Hayes, the pro­ getting better. Many of the profes­ tration a lot faster. rollment, contact Hayes at 284- physical therapy, according to gram grants students access to sors are faculty for the medical "The change has upgraded the The master's degree requires 84 4535. Sherrlll Hayes, assocfete professor "both the clinical and medical and interim director of the pro­ sources of the School of Medicine gram. and [it's] physical therapy pro­ Senior receives student involvement award Kdyth Brown, secretary for the gram." department of orthopedics and By PAUL DEAN Leadership Institute. William Sheeder, dean of students. Kappa, an honor society, vice Students fulfill the College of president of the Nursing Students rehabilitation, said the therapy Arts and Sciences' undergraduate Hurricane Statf Writer According to Ullom, any student Also judging were students Ar- program was switched to Arts and can be nominated for the award. line Soberon, a freshman in the Association and vice commander prerequisites for health science. of the Air Force ROTC. Sciences last year when the School During the summer after their Once notified, the candidates com­ College of Arts and Sciences; Joan of Education and Allied Profes­ Nancy Brockman, a senior nurs­ plete an application and an essay Brown, a freshman in School of She is also a member of Iron junior year, the students begin Arrow and Mortar Board, and she sions dropped all undergraduate their graduate coursework. ing student, received the Award of highlighting their accomplish­ Communication; and Mark programs. Excellence in Student Involvement ments. They are then interviewed. Coomes, a sophmore in the School was a senator in the Undergradu­ After a final year of undergrad­ ate Student Body Government. uate work, students complete the on Thursday. Brockman said she was sur­ of Business. The School of Education could Sponsored by the department of prised to be chosen from the 11 Brown explained the reasons for not provide satisfactory salaries to required one-and-a-half years of Brockman said her involvement physical therapy coursework for a Student Development and the nominees. awarding Brockman. the members of the Arts and Leadership Institute, this award "It was so unexpected," Brock­ "When you look for the recipi­ helped her to develop personally. Sciences faculty who teach physi­ master's degree at the School of "By being involved with a lot of Medicine. was given for the third year. man said. ent of an award like the student cal therapy. "The award ... recognizes the involvement |award|, you not only different people and organizations, "Two percent of all physical Students work out of Jackson one outstanding senior who has The judges were Maureen Big­ look for diversity of involvement I feel that I have learned how to therapy instructors hold a doctor­ Rehabilitation Center, which pro­ best demonstrated exemplary in­ gers, director of academic advising but also for depth of involve­ better relate to others and how to ate," Brown said. "They [the vides physical therapy for chil­ volvement and achievement in at the College of Arts and ment," Brown said. "She was very use my skills to benefit my instructors) refused the low salary dren, burn victims, amputees and curricular and co-curricular pro­ Sciences; Ivory Jones, assistant committed to what she was do­ community," she said. offered by the school." patients with neurological prob­ grams at the University of Mi­ director of admissions; Rev. Ro­ ing." Brockman plans to graduate in Brown said the problem was "a lems. ami," said Craig Ullom, director of land Severson, director of the Brockman, who has a 3.73 GPA, December and begin her career at dramatic period for nine days, but "The move to the School of Student Development and the Lutheran Campus Ministry; and is vice president of Omicron Delta the Wilford Hall Air Force Base.

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Station (U.M.) tjtjittawr_[**-ri_ 661-0033 housing on campus, all apartments housing is refundable, despite ing policy are in conflict, but since The change in Pearson involves to Dadeland South. the contracts were prepared be converting double rooms into sin­ 9100S OeMMandl will be filled to capacity next what the March newsletter from You can see us from Suite 320 semester, according to George the department of Residence Halls fore the change in policy, Shoffner gle rooms. Displaced students the train. said, "I would have to honor were given the opportunity to sign Shoffner, director of Residence says. One Complimentary Visit with Ad Halls. Also affected by the housing According to item 4 of the them." up for double rooms elsewhere on shortage will be married and students' housing contract, stu­ According to Shoffner, the non campus. and international students, as well as dents can avoid the contract "only refundable deposit policy was Additional changes include elim­ students living In the residential under exceptional circumstances designed because of past student inating the all-female floor on the $2.00 OFF Hair Cut colleges. and for compelling circum­ abuse of the refund policy which second floor and restricting the stances." created a housing shortage. Three-bedroom apartments first floor to graduate students, Leonard explained. which previously housed four to Lewis said he is currently apartments provide housing for 87 five students this semester will All students who wish to reside looking for an apartment off students. in Pearson, including current resi­ house six. campus. Students now residing in Uni­ HOMECOMING Shoffner said the Undergraduate dents, are reviewed for disciplin­ Shoffner said the land where the versity Park will be able to stay ary and academic merit. In addi­ Student Body Government backed apartments are located has been there until December. Previously a the apartment increse to avoid the tion, students have to submit an targeted for numerous possibili­ deadline was set for June. essay describing how he or she '87 possibility of denying students a ties, including a new residential International students are also place to stay on campus. would contribute to the residential college, a parking facility, a thea­ affected by housing changes. college. According to Shoffner, the tre and classrooms. Only the International Center in EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE shortage of space is due to an "There is an indefiniteness Mahoney Hall and the Internation­ Regarding the residential college increase in the number of students about the apartment area ... all al House are tailored to foreign system, Leonard said, "The stu­ who want to live on campus and a these projects need money," Shoff­ students. dents have had a pretty positive APPLICATIONS lower University attrition rate. ner said. "If a few donors with a Shoffner said he would like to reaction overall, jbut] students Attrition is the percentage of couple of million dollars showed see more foreign students live in who were denied access were students who leave the University up, construction could start tomor­ the residential colleges. However, obviously dissapointed." before graduation. row." he said he understood the required ARE NOW BEING ACCEPTED "It will just take more patience Shoffner said wholesale im­ meal plan turns many internation­ The department of Residence among roommates," Shoffner said, provements will have to wait, but al students away because they Halls and USBG will provide a list regarding six students sharing one regular repairs on the apartments don't have access to their native of apartment complexes available 2nd Floor Rm. 232 bathroom. will continue. Plans to paint the foods. to students looking for off-campus Darnice Lewis, who lives in the exteriors of some of the buildings "There is no clear-cut answer housing. Listings will also include apartments, disagreed. have already been made, and a regarding international living, not rental charges. 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A OPINION Page 6 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, April 7,1987 What did Foote know, when did he know it? Good advice TIM HUEBNER This new policy in itself had Honor Council should train students to be counselors problems. As The Herald pointed The first year of the University of the council will levy a punishment. As envisioned by the paper, members of According to an article in the out, it raised questions about Miami's Honor Code seems to have been a Though The Miami Hurricane approves the Honor Council would train the April 3 issue of The Miami UM's adherence to the Public success. Its two administrative organs, the of the role of the council, it sees the need students who would constitute the Adviso­ Herald, the University of Miami Records Act. Because UM police Honor Council and the Selection and for students accused of violating the code ry Council. This plan would not divide the Department of Public Safety officers are officially Coral Ga­ Appeals Committee, have heard cases and to be advised of their rights and the loyalties of the Honor Council because, as instituted a new policy in re­ bles officers, they perform a appeals of students accused of violating options open to them. noted previously, the Honor Council is not gards to inci­ public function, and their actions the code. The code's explanatory pamphlet tells a group of prosecutors. Rather, the plan dents involving and involvement in incidents are That a university long known as Sun how a student would go about responding would further the fairness the code is student athletes subject to release to the public. Tan U could have developed a working to charges of cheating. However, the attempting to establish. and law enforce­ By attempting to stifle news code in one short year is, in itself, a Hurricane sees the pamphlet as a confus­ The simple fact is that the people who ment officers. reports involving athletes, UM wonder. Thus far, the Honor Code has ing document — one with which most know the Honor Code best are the A memoran­ Public Safety, even if it was not proven to be a success in dealing with the students are unfamiliar. members of the Honor Council. They have dum written by violating the law, was commit­ cheating problem at UM. A student needs guidelines and advice been trained to interpret the Code, and Lt. Cokes Wat­ ting an ethically questionable One aspect of the code which has added about how to deal with the Honor Code they know the theories from which the son stated that act. greatly to its success is that the Honor process; the code pamphlet simply does code is derived. police reports Fortunately, UM President Ed­ Council does not see itself as a group of not address this in laymen's terms. Fortunately, members of the Honor regarding inci­ ward T. Foote II, upon the prosecutors. Rather, the council views Any student can act as counsel to an Council have helped students who have dents involving acquisition of the memo by The itself as a "questioning body," members accused student. However, this practice come before the council understand the UM athletes Herald and the appearance of the say, that investigates and reviews alleged allows for a large discrepancy in the code. That system overworks the Honor were to be given story* last Friday, rescinded the infractions of the code. quality of advisors. One student may Council, however, and could leave the to the command- order and announced that UM know the code, and another student may code open to abuse. Huebner The council does not attempt to find a ng officer and would not withhold information student guilty but compares the student's only think he knows the code. Therefore, then to Executive Director of about such incidents from the case to code guidelines, interprets the code the need arises for an advisory group It's time that students accused of Public Safety Joe Frechette. The public. and then decides if it has been violated. If which could provide sound, uniform violating the Honor Code have bona fide memo also stated, "There are to Despite this, however, the the code is found to have been violated, advice in every case presented. advisors. be no copies made of this type of initiation of such a policy cannot report whatsoever." be excused. The simple fact that The reason for the new policy, Public Safety would think of according to Frechette, was instituting such a policy, even if OKA^ "pretty obvious." Because of the it was rescinded by Foote, is extensive media coverage of the reprehensible in itself. disciplinary problems UM has This is not the worst part of been having with its athletes, the situation, though. Unnamed especially football players, Fre­ UM police officers also revealed chette felt the need to stop leaks they had been threatened with to the press involving such dismissal if they released such incidents. information to the media. He said, "It appears to me that If these claims are true, and it what's getting leaked to the is unimaginable why they would newspapers is getting out some not be, UM has committed a very way. I'm trying to pin it down." Please see page 7/POLICE End of the semester malaise hits campus PAT McCREERY "Dem Ol' End of the Semester Blues" taking their toll on our This, ladies and gentlemen, is friends and teachers. my end of the year column. Let At the beginning of the semes­ me begin by saying that I ter I, like most students I know, wholeheartedly disapprove of made a solemn pact with myself writers who 'wrap up" the that not only would I not miss a news of a year class this semester, I wouldn't in tidy, smug even be late for one. pae-'kaf es. Ha! Ha'. Ha'. Ha!, the reader I'm sure that miKht say. over the Christ­ No, it's true. Like everyone mas break many else I know I kept the pact for a readers noticed month, then started to show up that their local late, and now I'm missing classes papers ran pages right and left. and pages of Big deal, you say. Dumb idea stories about for a column, you snicker. Things Which But wait, you readers, it does Happened This get better. Year. Writers A few days ago two guys on would rehash my floor, get this, had a fight McCreery the same stories: with and about toothpaste. Do the Challenger tragedy (always a these people sound rational? tragedy, never a screw up). Usually they are. Prince Andrew marrying Fergie When I was in the library a and the increase of AIDS cases. week ago I heard one girl tell Borrrrriiiinnng. another she was skipping all her At the University of Miami classes (except for tests) so that Blood drive done to save face, not lives much has happened this year she could concentrate on writing students to give blood for it. papers and studying for exams. MARIA DRASCHNER to see things get so out of hand judged on something like philan­ which deserves a passing note or Is this what fraternities and that winning is more important thropy or a blood drive? parting shot, but I'll let someone We're not talking pooltime here, sororities have reduced them­ folks. If you love your fraternity — than the deeds themselves. A fraternity may work for else tackle that job. bleed for it. That seems to be selves to? Is this what the spirit charities all year long and not This end of the year column is It's "Dem Ol' End of the what Greek Week and Home­ of Greek Week is all about? Semester Blues." If you aren't Greek, all of your even place when Greek Week about how people act at the end coming at the University of There was a blood drive in Greek friends try to convince comes along. And the amount of of the year. Please, let's fess up Even here at The Miami Hurri- Miami were all about. early September in the Whitten Please see page 7/BLUES you that their organization de­ friends that an organization can and all admit we've noticed I'm as much for saving lives as University Center, where the serves your blood. If you are get to give blood for it doesn't the next person, Homecoming and Greek Week Greek, you feel compelled to necessarily say anything about but I do believe blood drives were also held, and give your blood, to make the that group, only about its mem­ in something the blood that was donated then sacrifice to give your organiza­ bers' powers of persuasion. called priorities (as little as there was) benefited tion that extra point and maybe I think that careful consider­ STAFF and in doing only those who needed it — the save a life in the process. The ation should be given to the way The Miami Hurricane is published semiweekly during the regular academic year, and is things for the patients who received it. That question is, shouldn't the "save a that these particular events are written and edited by undergraduate students at the University of Miami. Thu publication right reasons. I almost sounds like the way it life" part come first? judged so that good deeds don't does not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the University's trustees, faculty am writing in should be. or administration Is the awarding of a shiny, become bad. When students go reference to the One might say that the end golden trophy the only way to • 1987 by the University of Miami blood drive. around stuffing the blood dona­ ' 1987 by the University of Miami's undergraduate student body. justifies the means and that as motivate students to give to a tion box with hypothetical do­ Rumors have long as blood was given it worthwhile cause? A little more MARIL YN GARA TEIX ROLAND S. MEDINA nors for their organizations, you it that the doesn't really matter, but these than pride in an organization know that the drive to win has Editor in Chief Business Manager scramble for petty rationalizations don't hold should come into play for some­ overcome any nobler purpose. points left a fra- too much water. thing like this. Managing Editor Debbie Morgan "ternity coercing The biannual competitions are Contributing Editors Juan Carlos Coto Draschner -friends from It is good to see the Greek fun, lots of fun. Everyone likes Maria Draschner, a freshman David A. Batan other schools to give blood in its organizations concerned with to get invloved, have a good time majoring in English, is an opin­ News Editor Karen Plave name. Additionally, another fra­ important things such as blood and try to win. That is great. But ion columnist for The Miami Associate News Editor Mara Donahoe ternity went so far as to pay drives and charities, but it is sad how can an organization be Hurricane. Assistant News Editors Barbra Spalten Caren Burmelster Opinion Editor Patrick McCreery Accent Editor Rick Munarriz Letter to the Editor Assistant Accent Editor Andy Shipe Sports Editor Jaff Tromberg Assistant Sports Editor John Stoltenborg Photo Editor Robert Duyos Associate Photo Editor Beth Keiser Students need easy access to condoms Copy Editors Una Lopez Erin Murphy To the Editor: l <& 0 LC>HooR_E. rt OO O Laura Plaia Miami University of Ohio is often confused with Pasteup Editor Denise Corbitt the University of Miami in name, though rarely in Newsbriefs Editor Linda Zipper reputation. A small rural town in Southwestern Cartoonists Aileen Buslig Ohio is the home of the conservative Midwestern Anya Clifton Redskins. Natelie Holtom A Feb. 27 article in The Miami Student, Miami Charles Vignole University's student newspaper, brought to light a Production Manager Dodd Clasen proposal by that university's student senate to Asst. Production Manager William Yonkowski make condoms more easily obtainable. This move Herald Manager John Lubs is being made in respect to the continuing increase Classifieds Manager Erika Angulo in sexually transmitted diseases. Subscriptions Managar Stephenie Chancy Student government and administration, take Circulation Manager Kurt Hell note. In a community the size of Miami, we are Senior Advisor Bruce Garrison faced with the inevitability of AIDS. Financial Advisor Raymonde Bilger Talk and moral proselytizing will not stop the Staff Coordinator Pam Hernandez epidemic. A thin, latex sheath may. Anything that can be done to make prophylactics more easily Sales Personnel Tama Bard. Andy Cohan. Tommy "«v available to sexually active students should be PoatOmce Boa 248132 considered. If Miami of Ohio is addressing the Untvarstry ot Miami issue, isn't it past time that we should? Coral Gables. FL 3312* Michael Dixon, 284-*401 department of biology i THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, April 7, 1987 Page 7 Players must get used to scrutiny UNEXPECTED PREGNANCY? 1 POLICE/From page 6 lacked any trace of sensibility or especially football players, are The on-the-field performance logic. public figures. Several of the of the players is closely scruti­ ... YOU HAVE A CHOICE! serious offense not only against Frechette argued that football members of UM's team are nized, and rightfully so. In the the officers who were threat­ players at UM are receiving a known across the country for same way, justifiably or not, TODAY'S WOMAN MEDICAL CENTER ened, but also against the news bad rap by the local media. 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Come to a Demonstration Free Samples* Free Gift Certificates* at University of Miami Bookstore Thursday, April 9,1987 L'OREAL 11 - 3:00 PM '(while supplies last) ACCENT Tuesday, April 7,1987 Page 8 The Miami Hurricane 'Utopia' is goal Greek of festival Week By ANDY SHIPE Hurricane Assistant Accent Editor 'The idea of utopia is In Voltaire's Candide, the pro­ the perfect world. ... '87 tagonist decides at the conclusion of the story that it is better to To achieve that, we By RICK MUNARRIZ cultivate one's garden than to deal Hurricane Accent Editor with the iniquities of the outside need to do a little Greek Week festivities came to world. cultivating.' a high-spirited conclusion at Sat­ The Council of International urday night's Greek Ball at the Student Organizations, in the spir­ Eric Copeland, chairperson. Omni International Hotel. it of Voltaire, has organized this International Week With dreams of trophies and year's International Week under committee prestige in return for their efforts the theme of "Cultivating Utopia." throughout the week, Greek orga­ "|The idea for the theme] came nizations ate, danced and drank to about after a week's deliberation," April 15 will feature Latin the beat of a cash bar anxiously •aid Eric Copeland, chairperson of American Day and Latin American awaiting the week's results. the International Week Commit­ Night on the patio, including a After all was said and done, Pi tee. "The idea of Utopia is the Latin fashion show at noon. Kappa Alpha won for the fraterni­ perfect world. ... To achieve that, April 16 will be Arab Friendship ty division, and Kappa Kappa we need to do a little cultivating." Day and Arab Friendship Night on Gamma emerged victorious in the The opening ceremonies will the patio. sorority division. ERIC COCKS/Hurricane Stall start at 11:30 a.m. Thursday on the April 17 will feature closing For Kappa, this marked the University Center Patio. Each day ceremonies at 11 a.m. It has also sorority's fifth consecutive Greek Greek Week Winners thereafter for 10 days, different been declared Caribbean Day and Week win. groups will exhibit their native Caribbean Night on the patio, with Overall "We worked really hard," se­ Pi Kappa Alpha foods and cultures. festivities starting at 11:45 a.m. nior Patty Cruz said. "It's really At 5 p.m. on Thursday in the All daytime events begin at 10 Kappa Kappa Gamma exciting to win." Olympic Day International Lounge, there will be a.m. and all nighttime events start Pike, who kept atop last semes­ an Internal Revenue Service in­ at 7 p.m. unless otherwise speci­ Sigma Chi ter's Homecoming Champion's Delta Gamma come tax seminar for international fied. throne by winning Greek Week, students working on campus. At 7 The week will close on April 18 God and Goddess pointed out the cohesive bond of Sigma Chi p.m., Hellenic-American Night with a banquet and dance at the brotherhood that arose from the will Uke place on the patio. Biltmore Hotel. Tickets may be Sigma Delta Tau week's events. Scavenger Hunt Lebanese Day and Lebanese purchased for $12 at the COISO "This just shows what brothers Night are scheduled for Friday on office or at the COISO ticket booth Pi Kappa Alpha can do when brothers unite like Sigma Delta Tau the patio. on the patio during International they're supposed to," said junior At 9 a.m. on Saturday, there will Week ceremonies. Special Events Carlos Gutierrez. Pi Kappa Alpha be a soccer tournament on the During International Week, the Unity was also a prelavant Intramural Field cosponsored by patio will house a five-foot globe Sigma Delta Tau theme in the eyes of Greek Week's Blood Drive COISO and Campus Sports and in the middle of a garden. Each Executive Committee. Recreation. Any team may enter Sigma Chi day, the different organizations "The organizations showed their the tournament by signing up Alpha Epsilon Phi will plant different flowers and support for Greek systems while beforehand at CSR. T-shirts will Organized Cheer color a part of the globe. maintaining their individuality," be awarded to the top 16 teams. Alpha Sigma Phi "The main goal of COISO is to co-chairperson Jon Roth said. Turkish Night will be celebrated Delta Gamma have all the organizations really Co-chairperson Lisa Lee praised Saturday on the patio. Philanthropy united," said COISO President her committee as well as the Sunday will be Indian Night in Alpha Sigma Phi Maria Valverde. "At the opening Greek organizations. the International Lounge. Alpha Epsilon Phi ceremonies, there will be 50 "I think everyone had a lot of European Day, sponsored by the Spirit people dressed in white to symbol­ fun," Lee said. "The week as a French Club and the Hellenic- Sigma Alpha Mu and Alpha Sigma ize unity. At the closing ceremo­ whole is a good example of the American Club, will take place on Phi nies, we will have people in all spirit of the organizations which the patio on Monday. A Chinese Kappa Kappa Gamma different colors." were involved." film will be screened at 8 p.m. in Each year, a trophy is awarded All fraternities are listed first. the International Lounge. From an Olympic day out on the to the organization that gives the beach to a scavenger hunt that Asian Day, sponsored by the Klymaxx (top) capped off best presentation during Interna­ took Greeks all over campus, Lee Chinese Student Association, the Greek Week's opening cere­ tional Week. Last year's champi­ felt the week succeeded in bring­ Chinese Friendship Club and the ons were the Arab Friendship Club ing in non-Greeks to participate as monies on March 27. Three Malaysian Student Association, and the Latin American Student well. exhausted dancers (right) will take place on the patio on Association. April 14. In conjunction with According to Lee, 200 of the were participants in the Pow­ "(International week] sort of 1000 present at the Omni Saturday Asian Day, there will be a martial caps off the year for the organiza­ er Dance at the Rat on March arts exhibition at 11 a.m. on the night were not affiliated with a ER/C COCKS/Hurricane Staff tions," said Copeland. "We can all sorority or a fraternity. 28. JMtio. come together at once." Much ado Art students transform at Ring By DAVID A. BATAN Hurricane Contributing Editor clothing into art work By CAREN BURMEISTER It's been approximately five Hurricane Assistant News Editor years since the Ring Theatre has taken a Shakespeare play off the Wearable art made of woven shelf, brushed off the dust and had and printed materials designed by the centuries-old lines recited un­ art students in Ken Uyemura's der the spotlights. Not since A weaving classes will be presented Midsummer Sight's Dream has the and modeled in a one-day showing University of Miami been exposed at 4 p.m. Thursday in the New to Elizabethan humor and dialogue Gallery of the University of Mi­ written in iambic pentameter. ami. From April 8 to April 18, the "Art to Wear: Miami Reflec­ Ring Theatre will present Much tions" will reflect the Miami Ado About Nothing, a comedy scene. Designs refer to such places with dramatic overtones. Main­ as Vizcaya, Miami Metrozoo, Bis­ taining equilibrium between the JIM ROBIDOUX/Hurrtcane Staff cayne Bay and to art deco themes two has been a difficult task for popular on South Miami Beach. director Elowyn Castle. 'Much Ado About Nothing': (From left) Brian Uyemura prefers to call the "Much Ado About Nothing is Corcoran, Felice Cohen, David M. Roden, Steve fourth "Art to Wear" exhibit "a more difficult than other Shake­ wearable show" because he feels speare plays," she said. "I think — McCoy and Margot Rueda. "Art to Wear" is too presumptu­ and some people would disagree Performance senior Joseph E. doing a play written by Shake- ous. — Much Ado About Nothing is Swanberg, who plays the villain­ speare hundreds of years ago — Uyemura said the way a person one of his comedies and his darker ous Don John, said, "There are a that's wrong." dresses reflects the person inside. plays. It's comedy mixed with lot of underclassmen in the cast. Swanberg agreed; from the ac­ "If one is going to design fabric dramatic situations that, at least in Working with them has been tor's perspective, the play has to for himself, that is even more my mind, are not all that funny." good. It was exciting to work with be considered like a modern work. personal," Uyemura said, adding Another balancing factor in this new people, and it's played well." "To approach Shakespeare, you that this exhibit allows his stu­ production is the wide range of the To play Shakespeare well, ac­ don't have to look at it as a classic dents to try their hand at fabric actors' experience. In a cast of cording to junior David M. Roden, work. You should approach it as design as it relates to fashion. approximately 20, there is a fair the actor has to be at ease with the modern. That's what you want to Each year the class establishes a division of experienced seniors and language. "Vou have to be com­ get across to the audience," he different theme for their collec­ neophyte sophomores. fortable; if you think that you're said. tion. This year's Miami theme requires cool and breathable de­ signs. Linen and cotton materials are natural to this theme, as are the bright and clear colors com­ Hypnotist stupifies Rat monly associated with South Flori­ da. There will be between 50 to 60 designs in the collection, including BETH KEfSt/{/Hurricane staff with comedy and tricks shorts, skirts and tops, one long Ella Porter models her Irish cloak for the 'Art to Irish-style cape and other pieces as By JASON R. BARRY the end," Fogler said. "I don't well. Wear' series. Hurricane Staff Writer understand why I didn't look at Ella Porter, a senior student in the cute girl sitting next to me." stenciled checkerboard piece that Dut more sophisticated." She is the art department, will model her University of Miami alumnus Freshman Kaylie Ebner was will become a shorts and shirt set. also entering a hand-painted silk Irish cloak made of handspun Tom DeLuca brought his unique Show asked to draw a picture on the Sky blue and light pink colors piece with a floral and water linen. Her cloak, a costume piece, talents back to the Rathskeller chalkboard at the time she was checker the material in an art deco theme and art deco colors. took a year to make. It is tea Saturday night, as he entertained a imagining being a little girl. She effect. Black elephants on the length, lined in deep plum silk, has capacity crowd with a combina­ Review drew a big, smiling sun, a house, a white background represent the A commentator and music will a full gathered hood and is tion of hypnosis and humor. snowman and a little girl. DeLuca Metrozoo. complete the show. Visitors can representative of a period piece. Making his fourth appearance asked her who the little girl in the Bridgette Kaufman, a senior, is meet the student designers in a on campus, DeLuca began the asKcd more than half of them to picture was, and Ebner replied Matthew Waid, a sophomore, entering a resist-dye oversized reception following the show. For evening with his own touch of return to the audience. Those who and one of three men In the skirt and top set. Resist-dye, she further information, call the art Please see page 9/RAT comedy and magic. He teased the were not affected by his hypnosis weaving classes, is designing a explained, is "similar to tye-dye department at 284-2542. crowd with jokes and bewildered did not continue with the proceed­ them with sleight-of-hand illu­ ings. Goggles •by Anya sions. 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bfxyvKXSd bv tl*» Stejdvil (ioveereVTeeeel Auocialeore SPORTS Page 10 The Miami Hurricane Tuesday, April 7,1987 FlU-Miami series: Pitching, bats History of struggle move 'Canes off the 12th with a double and By JACK LOUIS SCHROLD By JASON R. BARRY beat out a late throw by the Hurricane Staff Writer Hurricane Staft Writer catcher on Doug DeKock's bunt to 'There's bad blood take third. UM pitcher Chris Lee The sandlot rivalry between the between the Hurricane Going into last weekend's then bunted safely, loading the University of Miami Hurricanes three-game series with Florida bases. With one out, Trujillo hit a and the Florida International Uni­ and FIU; every year, International University, the Uni­ fielder's choice ground ball to versity Sunblazers was renewed versity of Miami baseball team felt short that pushed Dulom across for the 50th time this weekend. they are gunning to it had something to prove to the the plate with the winning run. The Hurricanes (20-14-1) and the team on the other side of town. Lee (3-1) pitched his third inning Sunblazers (29-12) have engaged beat us.' After all, FIU had defeated the of work and earned the win, while in their annual backyard brawl for Kirk Dulom, UM third Hurricanes 9-8 in 13 innings in UM pitcher/right fielder Will the past 13 years. baseman their last meeting of 1986 and Vespe extended his hitting streak The showdown hasn't exactly came into Friday's game with the to 13 games. been a close competition over the better record in '87. UM coach Ron Fraser attributed years; UM has won 41 out of 50 Miami also has a 6-4 edge in games decided by only one run. When the smoke cleared after his team's seven-game winning games. streak to more consistent play and The Hurricanes started off more Does such domination affect the Sunday's final game, Miami had way players approach a game? done what it set out to do, more productivity from the pitch­ slowly than usual this season but ers. have picked up their pace with Looking at an uneven win-loss sweeping all three games from the record coming into a game can Sunblazers (29-15) and recaptur­ "We're getting more from our victories over 15th-ranked Arizo­ pitching staff," said Fraser. "I na and back-to-back wins over sometimes force players to push ing the title "Best on the Block." themselves too hard. Only four of The Hurricanes (23-14-1) defeat­ haven't had all three of them Stetson University in Deland, Fla. healthy all season." This season has been an unusual the current Sunblazers have actu­ ed a solid FIU team which gave ally faced Miami before so some them all they could handle in According to Kirk Dulom, the one for FIU coach Danny Price. Hurricanes are now executing This year's version of the Sunbla­ insiders believe that the past will Sunday's contest at Sunblazer have no bearing on this weekend's Field. It took 12 innings, but better and are doing the little zers is younger than any other things it takes to win. under Price, with nine freshman gamp Miami finally won the game 7-6. Trailing 4-2 heading into the "We now feel that we can come and little in the way of a long-ball back when we're down," stated threat. "I don't even think the players eighth inning, Miami managed to know the record," said Price. pick up three unearned runs and Dulom. "We're not going to quit." Much of the Sunblazers' success The Hurricanes won Friday's this season can be attributed to "We've played good ball with capitalize on a Sunblazer miscue. them in the past, and we will With two outs and runners on first game 7-4 and Saturday's game better-than-average pitching with 12-1. They earned the victories in a staff that has allowed just 3.3 continue to do so this weekend." and second, Henry Hernandez hit a sharp ground ball to FIU first uncharacteristic fashion, combin­ runs per game. ing for a total of seven home runs. Coming into this weekend's Price's thoughts are on the baseman Tony Shade. Shade field­ annual confrontation, many FIU future and getting scholarshipmo- ed the ball cleanly but threw "Finally, we're hitting the long players feel that this season's ney to compete with teams such as- wildly to Sunblazer pitcher Terry ball," noted Fraser, "and it's really Miami and Arizona. In the last few Christopher, who was covering helped us." young, energetic squad can pull ER/K COCKS/Hurricane Statf off a victory over the Hurricanes years, FIU has been overlooked first base. Two runs scored, and On Friday, Miami was led by the despite FIU's dismal record when the regional bids come out UM's Mike Fiore (facing) gets a high-five from Hernandez wound up on second pitching of Kevin Sheary (4-3) and against UM. while Miami has gone to Omaha, base. Second baseman Jorge Ro­ the hitting of Dulom. who hit for In their last meeting, FIU un­ Neb. to compete for the national teammate Frank Dominguez after his home run in bies then bounced a single up the the cycle for the first time in his characteristically beat Miami 9-8 championship. Miami players feel Saturday's game. middle, scoring Hernandez and life. Fraser was worried prior to in 13 innings. Of all the games in that the Sunblazer squad is envi­ giving Miami a 5-4 lead. the game because Sheary had been the series, that one stands out in ous of the national attention the Before last year's win by FIU, FIU tied the score in its half of suffering from a fever and symp­ Kevin Sheary has pitched 17 toms of the flu. the mind of Price. UM team receives. Miami had won 15 straight from innings against the crosstown the inning as pinch hitter Jorge "I thought the series we had "There's bad blood between the the Sunblazers. Some of those rivals with an ERA of 1.59. Gonzalez singled and took second "I was happy to see Kevin hang with Miami last year was great. Hurricanes and FIU; every year, victories were very meaningful to on a throwing error by shortstop In there," Fraser said. "I thought They beat us the first game, and they are gunning to beat us UM coach Ron Fraser. Fraser looks at the FIU series Jose Trujillo. Javier Rodriguez, he battled pretty well." then, jinj the second game, we because every year we usually get from the standpoint that the pinch running for Gonzalez, then In Saturday's contest, the Hurri­ a regional bid or host a regional," His suoth career win came on games are just another obstacle scored on a two-out double by left canes had a 15-hit attack and came back and beat them in 13 April 19, 1983 with a 7-2 win innings," said Price. Last year's said Kirk Dulom. UM's third that must be overcome. Even fielder Jorge Laguardia. clobbered FIU ace pitcher Ken baseman. "They figure if they can against the Sunblazers. The Hurri­ though the Hurricanes have de­ The teams exchanged runs in Deal (7-3). Steffen Majer (2-3) extra-inning Sunblazer win was cane pitching staff has also had one of few in the UM-FIU serie-; beat us, they've beaten the best feated the Sunblazers almost ev­ the 11th inning and entered the went the distance for Miami, team In town so they can get much to rejoice over when the ery year, Fraser insists that he 12th tied at six. scattering four hits and picking up the Hurricanes have won three out Sunblazers came to town. Starter of the four extra-inning contests. recognition." takes no team for granted. First baseman Kirk Dulom led his first complete game Testaverde: Not spoiled by fame or fortune By SCOTT ALAN SALOMON Testaverde's parents, "Big Al" erde clan on Friday exactly how take a giant step forward and win. away. lung will It take, I just don't know. Hurricane Staff Writer and Josie Testaverde, must have happy he was to have it as part of We're all going to put our heads "I said to him that he would Everything is relative. aiven their son some advice con­ "the Tampa Bay family." The together and try our best," added come in and work, that he would "In recent years, guys like Heisman Trophy-winning quar­ cerning his new wealth since he earn everything he gets and play gave them a cool $1 million with pre*, conreren.ee to announce the Teataverde, who loat only three Marino and Kosar have played terback Vinny Testaverde is now signing resembled a big wedding, times as a starter with UM. when we feel he's ready." Perkins very quickly. Coaches call the signed, sealed and delivered to the which to relocate and buy proper­ complete with lavish deli spreads said. "Time changes everything plays now, not quarterbacks. ty in the Tampa area. First-year Bucs coach Ray Per­ Tampa Bay Buccaneers. The Bucs and ice sculptures of Testaverde kins is excited at the thought that and everybody." There could be a lot of factors have signed Testaverde to an "Vinny's a good boy," said Al and the Heisman Trophy. Culver­ involved." Testaverde. "Well over a million Testaverde could be tossing aerials Another former UM standout is eight-year contract worth $8.2 house also had a check for $2 to his receivers and rejuvenating million, the culmination of 19 dollars he gave us. I've got a million as a signing bonus for also on the Bucs' payroll. Marc winter house in Miramar that we an offense that was 27th out of 28 Trestman, who guided the UM months of negotiations between Testaverde. Not bad for a 23- NFL teams last season. the Bucs and Testaverde's agent, put up on the market last week. year-old from the suburbs of New offense as offensive coach in 1983, Boston attorney Bob Woolf. We'll be looking for one out here York. "We need help," Perkins said. was brought in by Perkins to [in Tampa] now." "There was never a question in "That's not a secret." assist Testaverde and chart his The package will make the development. This is the second Elmont, N.Y. native the highest- For Hugh Culverhouse, owner of my mind that the Bucs wanted But Perkins refused to clarify the Buccaneers, Friday's signing Vinny Testaverde," said Woolf, exactly what will happen with time that Trestman has been hired paid rookie in National Football to follow a UM quarterback to the League history. He will also was a dream come true. It was one who also represents sports stars Testaverde and how the quarter­ become the third highest-paid year ago that he watched another such as Larry Bird and Anthony back will fit into the team. big leagues. In 1985, the Minneso­ player overall In the league. For­ Heisman Trophy winner, Bo Jack­ Carter, "and there was no ques­ "But we didn't sign Vinny to ta Vikings thought that they had mer UM quarterback Jim Kelly son, slip through his fingers. He tion Vinny Testaverde wanted hand the ball off," said Perkins. the inside track on Kosar so they signed his name to a contract that was not going to see that happen Tampa." "You can have a truck driver hand lured Trestman to the NFL. Due to will pay him $1.6 million per again. Testaverde explained why he is the ball off." Kosar's decision to play for the season with the Buffalo Bills after Last year, Jackson, who was so fired up to play for a team that In recent years, players like Dan Browns and changes in the Vi­ his contract with the United States considered by many to be the best has only won four games in two Marino of the Miami Dolphins and kings' administration, Trestman Football League's Houston Gam­ back ever to come out of college, years: he wants to build from Bernie Kosar, who led UM in 1983 found himself out of a job. blers expires. opted to play baseball for the square one. to its only national title and now Trestman was put in charge of "It's a scary feeling," Testav­ Kansas City Royals. On Friday "It's easy to take the easy road, plays for the Cleveland Browns, quarterbacks by Perkins and will erde said Friday. "I have so much morning, Testaverde showed up at but you feel a lot better when you have jumped in and led their teams oversee Testaverde's development. money, and I don't know what I'm the press conference carrying a have to work for it," Testaverde from day one. Perkins hopes that "We'll do everything we can to going to do with it. I'm glad I have baseball, a la Jackson. said with zeal. "I know that it's this will happen but will be prepare him to compete as fast as people to help me with that." Culverhouse showed the Testav­ going to take a lot of hard work to prepared if it does not work right we can." Trestman said. "How Testaverde Hurricanes Crew team in good company lose tourney at last invitational regatta By CYNDIE KESSLER "We did pretty well for compete against the experience of Hurricane Staff Writer first-year team," said crew mem­ other crew programs. By DAN LEBATARD ber Ralph Montalvo. Hurricane Staff Writer "There's such discrepancy about The University of Miami crew Head Coach Joe O'Connor pre­ the talent," McKee said, comment­ Thump! team was in the company of the dicted the men's novice light­ That's the sound made when a tennis ball traveling ing on the competition in Augusta. best college rowers in Saturday's weight boat to win. But he was Due to lack of financial support, at high speed collides with the middle of a regatta in Augusta, Ga. uncertain about the fate of UM's tightly-strung tennis racket. other entries because of the high O'Connor could not send two That's the sound that drowned out most others The Augusta Invitational was boats to Augusta. However, the the fourth regatta of UM's first- caliber of the competitors. His coach foresees the crew team's when the University of Miami men's tennis team year crew program. strategy was to have high quality success will bring more exposure hosted the Hurricane/Adidas Invitational from April Out of UM's five entries, the practices all week. to the program. 2 to April 4 at the Hecht Athletic Center tennis men's novice lightweight eight O'Connor said the Augusta Invi­ courts. tational will really show where won its heat and made the finals. UM rowers placed ninth in their The seventh-ranked Hurricanes were on the There were only four lanes avail­ the crew stands. wrong end of the thumping, losing two out of their debut regatta. They surpassed all able in the finals. Therefore, all Geoff McKee, assistant coach, other college entries, coming in three matches. UM humiliated Harvard 8-1 before teams had to enter the semi-finals did not think the men's novice losing to Southwestern Louisiana University 6-3 and fourth place in their second and to compete for spaces. heavyweight would fare well be­ took third place honors last week the University of Georgia 5-4. cause of the bigger and more The Georgia Bulldogs won the tournament Despite their recent success, UM in their third regatta. ERJK COCKS/Hurricane Staff established programs. The crew team will stay home outright when they defeated SLU on Sunday 5-4. crew members did not expect to Paul Scheller said UM's program With the matches tied at tour, SLU took a seemingly place high at the regatta because next Saturday, while training for University of Miami player Gus Fichardt hits is at a disadvantage. He feels it the state championships in Tampa, commanding lead of 5-0 In the third and deciding of the tough competition. would be hard for new rowers to doubles set only to see the set, the match and the a winning shot against his Georgia opponent rlfl. tournament slip through its fingers as Georgia's duo in Saturday's match. came back to win 7-5. UM's Chuck Willenborg provided one of the few Playing in the No. 1 slot, Andrew Burrow pounded bright spots for the Hurricanes, winning all three of Peter Palandyian 6-3, 6-2; Willenborg hustled past his matches. UM head coach John Hammill referred Bill Stanley 7-5, 6-4. The Hurricanes also won all to Willenborg, who upped his record to 17-4, as "the three of their doubles matches. human backboard." IS THAT HOW OlO THt FROM Wn/y-T BY THt N'AY Willenborg forced his opponents to make mis­ On Friday against the SLU Cajuns, UM's keys to &OWLl4(e victory failed to open any doors as the team lost all &AKRY,... DID takes, coming to the net about as often as a South TOod.NAr-'i/JT 60WLtW CrfcT Yew CtT A Florida tennis match gets postponed due to snow. He three matches. In a pressure-packed match in which every point CJC> DOWN AT 'KiNOA' ftoutH HAlKtUT. suyed on the baseline, and at times the court seemed THC -SfuCtNT T to small for him as he went crashing into the fence on could have changed the tournament outcome, k °» THtKi several occasions while making brilliant saves. Fichardt lost to Jay Bailey 6-4, 4-6, 7-5. Paul Reekie .UNION. "I have to play that way because I'm only so big," squeaked past Jonsson 7-6, 7-5, and Tony Minnis said the 5-foot-6 Willenborg. "I can't hit balls past defeated Goldberg 6-3, 4-6, 6-4. guys so I have to make them play." "They were a better team than us on that day," Going into the tournament, Hammill said that the Burrow said of the Cajuns, "and we weren't ready for key to victory was the play of his No. 3, 4 and 5 it." singles players — Gus Fichardt, Ollie Jonsson and Burrow, who had won eight straight matches, was Lome Goldberg, respectively. upset by SLU's Bret Garnett 6-4, 4-6, 6-4. Willenborg Hammill proved to be a prophet because as these easily defeated Ashley Rhoney 6-1, 6-3. The "key three" went, so went the team. Hurricanes anes also lost two out of their three On Thursday against Harvard, these three players doubles matches. won convincingly, as did the rest of the team. Un Saturday against the third-ranked Georgia The Harvard players cheered loudly for their Bulldogs, the "key three" were locked out and the teammates, but it did not do much good. Fichardt Hurricanes lost a close one. Georgia's John Boytim used his power game to dispense of Arkle F.ngle 7-5, whipped Fichardt 6-2, 6-0. Trey Carter struggled past 6-2. Jonsson had a tougher time against David Clark, Jonsson 6-3, 7-6, and Mike Morrison got past winning 6-2, 3-6, 6-2, and Goldberg polished off Hank Goldberg 6-4, 6-4. UM won two of its three doubles Parknabur 6-2, 6-4. matches, but it was not enough. { THE MIAMI HURRICANE Tuesday, April 7, 1987 Page 11 BRIEFLY Golf's Kerdyk IN SPORTS takes first place UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI SCHOOL OF LAWS CARD0Z0 LEGAL SOCIETY Hurricanes go against Dolphins By EMILIO MARRERO 'I was pleased with the Hurricane Staff Writer Linebacker John Offerdahl leads the Miami Dolphins team's performance, INVITES YOU TO against lineman Jerome Brown and the Miami Hurricanes in a University of Miami junior Tra­ cy Kerdyk fired a six-over-par 222 and Tracy just had an benefit basketball game for the Deed Club Children's Cancer this weekend to capture the indi­ Clinic. 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