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Who Dropped the Ball? Board of Control Hunt Ruled Ineligible to Participate in *88 Approves New By Stu MacKenzie ware changeover in the Records News Editor______Office. In the article, Becksummed Fumbles in key situations cost up the situation as he understood it the Lakerfootball squad their home by saying that Hunt had “become a Living Center opener Saturday. The team has victim of the machine age.” recovered from the loss, and looks After consulting with Registrar By Stu MacKenzie issue should result in GVSU's forward to the next contest. Lynn Blue, Beck came to under­ News Editor being able to "take advantage of But a different series of fumbles stand that Records had followed higher bond ratings and interest in key situations has cost second- the same procedure as in previous At its August 19 meeting, the savings...savings, for both year quarterback Robert Hunt the years, with only a slight delay in University Board of Control principal, and interest, entire season. The NCAA ruled reporting due to the new computer approved plans to build Living conservatively would amount to Thursday that Hunt is ineligible to program. Center II and perform a major $100,000 per year." participate this season, because of “When I asked her about when restructuring of long-term The Board also approved new insufficient credit hours. Thedeci- grades were reported, she was talk­ University debt. tuition rates, but left open the sion, which cannot be appealed, line’ (of the students’ transcripts). ing about Summer grades, and I Living Center II is a project to possibility of a further increase culminates an episode of confu­ The totals on Robert’s transcript was listening to Winter grades. construct three new housing units pending review of final fall sion and consternation by the indicated he had the needed hours, That led me to think they were four with a total capacity of 240 enrollment figures. Athletic Department. so we told him he could take the months behind. I understand now students, plus a 200 seat food In other action, the Board For Hunt, a sophomore from summer off from school and go that they were doing things the service building which will also agreed to pay up to $20,000 for a Detroit, the season is a total loss. home to help his mom out.” way the system was designed to house a deli, laundry facilities, second study on the feasibility of “I’m so disappointed,” he said. Viewing the ‘bottom line’ wasn’t operate”, beck said Monday. He and convenience store. Costs for renovating the 115-year old “Everything went down the drain.” enough, however. A complete audit went on to state, “I did not know the project include $2,241,000 Phoenix building. The former Hunt has been called one of the would have revealed the disparity the system of how they do it here. for the living centers, $500,000 furniture factory is one of the finest quarterbacks in NCAA “in credit hours between Grand But now I know the system. In the in added costs for the food service downtown properties donated to Division II, and this was to be the Valley’s standards and the future we’re going to review these area, $694,000 for site work, GVSU by Steelcase Inc. The year he made his mark. Many NCAA’s. Such an audit was not things line-by-line." $455,000 for furnishings, and • second study was prompted by observers expected him to handily performed until the Athletic Lynn Blue commented to the miscellaneous costs bringing the reactions to original fill the shoes of Guy Schuler, All- Department’s Pat Battistini, re­ Lanthorn, “Beck and McDonald total projected bill to $4.1 recommendations to raze the American former leader of the viewing transcripts in August for have called over to us to straighten million. structure. State legislator Vem Lakers, in his second year as signal financial aidstandards, spotted the out their misperceptions. The truth Upon the advice of University Ehlers (R-Grand Rapids) indicated caller. problem. of the matter is, that due to the financial advisors at Trustcorp, of that state money might be Hunt will remain at Grand Val­ A call to NCAA headquarters in changeover we have not lost four Ann Arbor, the Board decided to available for renovation if ley this year. He is a business major. Mission, Kansas was then placed months in reporting transcripts. In combine financing the new restoring the building for He will continue to receive his by Dr. George McDonald who fact, since the changeover we have housing project with a total academic purposes is deemed football scholarship. Coach Tom asked for an interpretation of the had to run both systems, and rec­ refinancing of all outstanding "economically responsible." Beck feels he owes Hunt that much. rules in hopes of retaining Hunt’s ords that we normally post on June University bond debt. The plan “Ultimately it’s every student’s eligibility to participate. 1 were delayed until June 6, so entails 'buying back' roughly Drought responsibility to keep track of his McDonald, Director of the Ath­ that’s only five days.” $10.3 million of outstanding credits,” Beck said. “But it’s par­ letic Services, then followed the There is no recourse this season bonds, and offering $12.86 tially my fault, too. I don’t think call up with a written request for an to the NCAA’s ruling. According million in new issues. The Hits the penalty in this case fits ‘the appeal. NCAA received the writ­ to Janet Justus of the Enforcement restructuring should result in a crime’, and Robert shouldn’t have ten request August 31, and on and Compliance Division, “The decrease in debt of just under $2.2 Dorms to suffer more than he has.” September 1 made its decision. school contacted us first, but when million. The success of the plan The confusion in Hunt’s case The coaching staffs constema- it was clear that Mr. Hunt had not hinges on the Board's decision to By Stu MacKenzie began at the end of the Winter ’ 88 tioncameout in remarks that Beck played while in violation of the refinance using 'general revenue' News Editor term. Athletic Department aca­ and McDonald made to a Grand credit hours rule, we sent the case bonds. These are a promise to Physical Plant crews spent demic advisors reviewed team Rapids Press reporter in an article to Legislative for a rule interpreta­ pay future value based on the most of the day last Monday members’ transcripts prior to the appearing Wednesday, August30. tion.” Rulings made by the Legis­ strength of student tuition replacing a section of burst water start of Summer term, to see if Both men were under the impres­ lative Division, which interprets monies and fees, housing and main that left dormitory residents players should attend extra courses sion that revised transcripts, which the NCAA’s rules as they apply to bookstore revenues, investment without water during their second day on campus. Students in to bring their credit hours or GPA clearly showed the correct totals cases, are final. earnings, and non-specific gifts to Robinson, Kistler, Copeland and up to NCAA standards. According on the ‘bottom line’ had been de­ the University. According to a the Living Centers went without to Beck, “We read the ‘bottom layed for four months by a soft­ Board document, such a bond showers, drinking water and flushes while the work was carried out. Those who responded to the 7 Lubbers Receives Honorary Degree a m. 'wake up' calls of graders and backhoes preparing the site located in Holland, conferred a from Holland High school, Dr. opportunity to see college from for Living Center II by seeking an eye-opener shower were By Stu MacKenzie Doctor of Humane Letters degree Lubbers decided to follow in his two viewpoints, that of the News Editor on Lubbers. Hope President John father's footsteps by also president and a student, at the greeted by letters from RA's J. Jacobson cited Lubbers' attending Hope. "Some people same time. It was a good advising them of the situation. When GVSU observed the start "outstanding accomplishments as want to go away from home for education for my future.” Students adapted to the of its year with Commencement President of Grand Valley State college," he said. "Just the In response to receiving the temporary drought by using such ceremonies last Tuesday, Dr. and the other accomplishments of opposite was true for me. I was degree Lubbers said, "In a sense, measures as Brushing teeth with Arend Lubbers had a chance to his life" as " ample warrant for only interested in staying." A all of the people and events that ^ mouthwash and washing hair celebrate a homecoming also. this degree." childhood spent on the compact comprised the 'Hope experience1' using ice water from refrigerators. Grand Valley’s President was Lubbers' connection with Hope Holland campus combined with for me more than 35 years ago According to one of the repair crew, the last water main break awarded an honorary degree by his is much stronger than just that of his Bachelor's studies there gave are honored in (this) recognition alma mater, Hope College, in an alumnus. His father Irwin J. Lubbers a unique preparation for of the modest accomplishments on campus occurred 12 years ago. "It was a freak accident", he said. ceremonies marking Hope's Lubbers, also a Hope alum, was his eventual duties at Grand of an alumnus whom they Convocation. President of the school from Valley. In remarks at the formed, shaped, and set on his "We don't anticipate any ntore I he private four year college, 1945 to 1963. After graduating ceremony he said, "I had the course." problems soon." -Paut‘ 2 The Lanthom September 6, 1988 international national state local notable Striking coal miners, dock work­ 13 people were killed while Michigan has survived the cut to Area theater fans were stunned A Federal District judge has re­ ers, and bus drivers in Poland nearly 100 escaped as a Delta Air­ the final seven in the contest to be by revelations that Ken Shaw Pro­ fused to void the jury award of agreed to return to work after lines 727 broke apart and burned the home of the federal ductions, promoters for the 6-year $400,000 in the first-ever court­ conferences with Lech Walesa. The during take-off from the Dallas - government’s 53-mile long Super­ old Grand Rapids Broadway Se­ room loss for a tobacco company three-week strike pulled almost Ft. Worth International Airport conducting Supercollider project ries, has spent $368,000 in ad­ in a damages suit The jury found 100,000 workers away from their Amid charges by two jurors that The state got passing grades on vance season ticket sales to pay off that Liggett Group, Inc. had made jobs. While not all labor leaders a judge’s instructions led to them environmental impact, as well as debts in other cities. Efforts are false claims about the safety of are happy with government prom­ to mistakes, a federal jury in technical, educational, and indus­ being made to salvage the floun­ smoking cigarettes in its 1940’s ises to hold roundtable discussions, Newark, NJ. acquitted accused trial resources. The state’s site is dering season, butit’s possible that and 1950’s advertising. The com­ Walesa’s influence seems likely to mobsters on 77 counts of racket­ located near Stockbridge, north of . 3,000 people will lose up to $ 120 pany will now appeal the case. hold them to their retum-to-work eering. Federal prosecutors say Jackson. Winning the $6 billion each. In other smoking news, Oregon pledge. they have no chance to make a new project would mean over 6,000 Although the condition has ex­ has placed a small nail in the to­ It was a bad week for aviation. case. jobs in the area. isted for over 10 years, public at­ bacco industry’s coffin by passing 49 people, including an American Good news and bad for the U.S. In testimony before the House tention has only this year begun to a law that allows death certificates servicewoman and her son, were Space Program. A test firing of the Budget Committee’s task force on focus on the sewage overflows to question whether a death was killed when three Italian Air Force redesigned Shuttle solid rocket natural resources, an attorney for fromtheGrandRapids water treat­ smoking related. jets collided in mid-air and plum­ booster motor was described as the Michigan United Conservation ment plant. Yet another health Angel Meyers, a favorite to win meted to the ground at an air show “fantastic”. On the down side, the Clubs said that owing to toxic pol­ advisory was posted over the up to five medals in the upcoming in Ramstein, West Germany. In successful liftoff of an American lutants in the Great Lakes Michi­ weekend for persons in Kent and Olympic games, has been booted Hong Kong, A Chinese jetliner military satellite was eclipsed when gan is the second most polluted Ottawa counties to avoid contact from the U.S. swim team after urine skidded off a runway and into the final stage of its Titan 34D state in the nation. Surpassed only with the Grand River. Rainfall of tests indicated she had used ster­ Victoria harbor. 83 of the 89 pas­ rocket failed to boost its payload to by New Jersey, the organization 1.5 inches led to the spillage of 5.2 oids. Meyers maintains the results sengers aboard were rescued. a stable orbit. estimated that even with a halt on million gallons of dilute untreated are the misreading of the presence News Capsule

Forum Series

By Slu MacKcnzie News Editor

Seven years ago, 20 communities across the U.S., including Grand Rapids, started the National Issues Forum. The Forums were designed to provide citizens, with an opportunity to learn ijbout and discuss topics of nationahconcern. The program is now present in nearly every state in the country, with over 250,000 citizens participating annually. This year's series kicks off with featured speaker John Buchanan, former U.S. Representative from Alabama. Buchanan now serves as Chairperson for the Kettering Foundation's International Group, FINANCIAL AID President of the Citizens Action Council, and Chairperson of Washington Week. STATION. Carl Eschels, local coordinator for the Forums, said that "Mr. When your bank is back home — and Buchanan will discuss the so is your cash — remember this symbol. importance of citizen It's the sign of ® And when involvement in public policy you have it on your automatic banking choices, and set the legislative card, you're just minutes away from your context for this year's three money. Any time. Day or night. At more National Issues Forums (NIF) than 2500 automatic banking machines topics." all over the state. From Lansing to This year's topics are: 1) Coping with AIDS: Public- Leelanau. From Ann Arbor to Alpena. response to the epidemic; 2) The Magic Line. Just look for the wiggly ML. Public Debt: Breaking the habit It's like having your bank in your billfold. of deficit spending: and 3) Health No matter where you go in Michigan. Care for the Elderly: Moral Or when. dilemnas, mortal choices. Results of the Community Forums are relayed by NIF organizers to local, state, and national policymakers through programs such as Washington m MAGIC UNE Week The first program will be held at the Gerald R. Ford Museum Auditorium Friday, September .16, at 3:30 p.m. There is no admission charge for the series. t&e Xant&ont # • September 6,1988 - Page 3 '• - ■> .

Staff

Editor-in-Chief Eric C. Nietling

Sports Editor Sarah Scott

News Editor Stuart MacKenzie

Campus Lire Editor Lyn Wolfe

Copy Editor MarissaRuggles

Chief Photographer Stan Quirin

Adviser Lillian Sigal OTNpOMNSHON Business Manager Stacy Schneider

Advertising Manager Laura Robinson

OfTflcce Manager Lora Lamb »

Do you like money? Are you literate? Do you hate to wash dishes or shovel snow? If you answered "Yes" to the above questions then writing for the Lanthorn is the job for you. Just take a look at how the advantages outweigh the disadvantages. Advantages... Disadvantages... • Gain valuable writing experience • Earn money. • M eet new people. • Prepare for supplemental writing skills classes. • Learn to meet deadlines and be more responsible. • Learn how to use word processing computer programs. • Learn to manage time more efficiently. • Become a key element in the chain o f events that feeds information to the (Get the hint?) Grand Valley community. • Learn proper interviewing techniques, news writing style, page layout, computer graphics and sports slang. Page4 The Lanthom September6,1988 ...... ' ...... Greek "Houses" on Trial Basis

M acKenzie While hot exactly on a par with frats at larger schools who own houses independently of "Now we feel like a real school housing authorities, the fraternity." These were the words two organizations see this as a o f Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) big step up. "This gives us the President Tom Santarlas as feeling o f being more like a real members o f the frat hung a sign fraternity," said Santarlas. "Being above the door of the first frat here will help our organization "house" in Grand Valley's with a place of our own for history. meetings, and parties. Showing Student Housing has decided to we can do this responsibly is also provide houses to two Greek going to help advance the Greek organizations this year, the system on campus." - TKE's and Pi Kappa Phi (JtK\ 1 1 1 \ 1ss. The 4263 Lake Michigan sorority." boring year." property, across from Campus Don't expect to hear too many Members are aware of the V > 1 >1 s 1 1 1 1 1I< >\. Drive North, was purchased this tales of frats en regalia, though. scrutiny. A 7tKd> expressed the \ ( ) sl< K \ 1 ss. year by the University for around "We don't expect to be able to be living arrangement in these $60,000. The school's interest an 'Animal House' here, said words: "The are four guys living \< ) \\ \ k isn't so much in owning another Mark Schwarz, TKE House in each of these houses, and 30 house, as in the land the house Manager. "We know they’ll be hanging around. We've finally Please join sits on. Putting tenants in the keeping a close eye on .us?’ got a place to show off to Am erican house allows the University to Beachenau confirmed the chapters from other schools. We Red C row defray some of the expense of somewhat fishbowl status of the won't blow it" ♦ buying the property.

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GOOD FOR TWO DOLLARS OFF • September 6,1988 TheLanthom Page 5 Paths By Stu MacKenzie A EVERYDAY News Editor Huron Hall and exiting at the OVJH’T Administrative Offices roadway In a response to the hourly has been created. m m . Q \ ^ 'tidal patterns' of student traffic With the exceptions of the on the Allendale campus' above mentioned areas, students pedestrian pathways, new vehicle will no longer find themseives routes have been instituted. The shouldered aside by vans. All new system is designed to reduce pathways around Kirkhof Center, AND MORE... impediments to both pedestrian Calder Center, Zumberge Library, and campus vehicle traffic by the Manitou / Mackinac court­ restricting motor traffic from the yard, the Field House, Cedar 1 0 ° / cb STUDENT PRESCRIPTION DISCOUNT! major "as-the-crow-flies" routes Studios, and the dorms are now between classroom buildings. off limits to vehicles. Developed by Bob Whitacre of The new policy is expected to Questions on Health or related topics? We give Physical Plant and A1 Wygant of take some getting used to. The FREE advice whenever you need it... Safety and Security, the policy memo announcing the new routes Ask our pharmacists any questions, at any time, on any of took effect August 30, and "recognize(d) that most campus 5, your health needs, non-prescription or prescription, includes all vehicles driving on buildings were constructed with vitamins, remedies or other items. We have 6 pharmicists campus pathways. little or no appropriate service to serve you, with fast, friendly service and advice: Basically, drivable pathways access areas..." Roadways CARL, CLARE, MARI, & DAVE. are now limited to the western arc continue to be open to all traffic. of the Living Centers circular Permission to travel the newly drive, the brief stretch between restricted areas can,be sought the Commons' service driveway from Safety and Security on an and Loutit Hall, the path as-needed basis. Students'and staff connecting Campus Drive North attempting to drive or park on the FAST, FRIENDLY, PROFESSIONAL SERVICE! and the Greenhouse, and the path paths should be aware that there [fhjtnfVm | from Lot H that runs along the are no longer any 'good' reasons ------Use our easy prescription: west edge of Lake Michigan Hall for having cars in the restricted transfer service...just bring to the south entrance of Lake areas. Violators will be ticketed. in the bottle and we'll do Superior Hall. In addition, a long Questions regarding specific the rest! route from the Library Staff off-limits paths should be directed parking lot looping around Lake to Safety and Security, ext 3255. PLUS... Utility Bill Collection * One Day Dry Cleaning Service * Copy Machine ©MANPOWER Service-. 15 * Postage Stamps * Large Selection of Generic Drugs TEMPORARY SERVICES Russell Stover Candy * Next Day or Free Photo Fineshing Six Days a Week * Computerized Prescription Records * American Cheering Card w ill b e on campus and Gift Department*Cosmetics by Revlon, Loreal, Maybelline, - Cover Girl and More * School and Office Supplies AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE! Thursday, Sept. 8,1988

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Be sure to check this space next week, as it will "be filled the story of John Tevebaugh, Seven Ford, Louis Rus, Donald Hall, Marvin DeVries, Arthur Hills, or Glen Niemeyer. These seven men Crusts for Christ were honored at Convocation, as reported in last week's issue, for a total of over one hundred and seventy-five years combined service to Grand Valley. They have, in a sense, grown up with the school, and Christians have fun too in this, our first full academic year as a University, they deserve to be Throngs of merry students and when you figure the standard contest sounded like fun," recognized. joined together last Thursday to deviation, there’s no difference commented Hobbs. In this issue, also look for new movie, music, and book reviews, decide the ultimate question, between number one and number Following a short speach by which will appear in each issue to come. You may notice that Glynn whose pizza was the best? two,'1 said Dan Hobbs. Hobbs, eight lucky people took Washington's column, formerly known as "The Better Side of Life," Armed with , little more than a Therefore, it has been declared a home a free pizza of their own. is now under a new name. rating sheet, and a greedy gullet, tie. The contest was intended to these connoisseurs sampled the The event was organized by the familiarize students with the wares of eight different pizzarias Collegiate Bible Studies, -a. Collegeate Bible Studies group Naster to Appear at before Sarah's Pizza was non-denominational Christian and their objectives. announced as the best. Further bible group. "People believe Collegiate Bible Studies meets computation, however proved that, because we're a religious every Monday evening at 7:00 in Campus Life Nite that Pizza Hut was actually first organization, we can't have fun. the Portside Room. Everyone is in votes, while Sarah's came in But we like to have fun as much invited to attend. second. "They ran an analaysis, as anyone else, a pizza tasting By Karen Hooyenga "Campus Life Nite is an Campus Life Writer opportunity for everyone who's looking for fun, friends, Where can you find over 70 education,leadership and more... organizations from athletic to it is an opportunity for people academic, Greeks to G.V.S.U. not involved to meet people who Singers, all in one room? Only are." at Campus Life Nite, on To top the night off comedian September 8 in the Kirkhof David Naster will be on stage for Center from 7:00 to 9:30 p.m. his fourth encore performance at Campus Life Nite is designed G.V.S.U. Naster has been to introduce students to campus touring college and university life and the orgainizations campuses for 2 years and has available for their participation. become the most sought after Campus organizations set up performer on college campuses. booths to offer free information He has appeared with George and present members to answer Burns, Yakov Smirnov and any questions students may have. Barbara Mandrell to name a few. "There’s more to college than His rave reviews in the past books, studying and exams," said assures that this should be a great Robin Meyerink, Graduate performance. The show starts at Assistant of Student Activities. 9:30 p.m. and admission is free.

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Campus Life Nite is the At the IBox 'Office... kickoff of "RUSH” activities by the G.V.S.U. Greeks. Anyone I interested in joining a Greek O ft Flth Called UJanda \ organization can stop by any of the nine tables sponsored by the By Andrew Kar Buddhism, Nietzsche, and his social fraternities and sororities to Campus Life Writer own body odor (trust me). These obtain information on becoming a member. By K ristolfer G air Wasserman, Art Editor Prof. two then begin looking for the * * * * In a world of diamonds. Their search leads On Sunday, September 11, Campus Life Writer Garner, and an Advisory Board cookie-cutter comedies and G .V .S.U . Greeks will be consisting of Professors them to Archie (John Cleese), the production-line action pictures, A sponsoring an all-campus picnic Twice a year, faculty members Bernstein, Gracki, Hendrix, ringleader's lawyer, who is fed up Fish Called Wanda is an at Kirk Park for current, members, from Grand Valley State Hoitenga, Johnson, and Rudolph. with being English. The fourth original gem_ It is a delightful potential members, and other University submit essays, The review is distributed twice memher o fthe group is Ken comedy, written by its star, John interested individuals. The picnic fiction, poetry, book reviews, and a year, in the fall and spring of (Michael Palin), a sensitive soul Cleese. It is difficult to call begins at 3:00pm with hot dogs art for publication in the Grand each academic. year. The whose attempts to rub out a Valley Review. The material Cleese the star, because the entire and volleyball on the agenda. September 15th deadline marks witness are some of the funniest cast is wonderful. Transportation will be on your submitted to the Review deals the beginning of the third year of moments of the film. The title own. with general, academic, or the Review. Although distribu­ The story revolves around the is taken from Ken’s pet-- educational, but not scholarly, theft of $20 million in diamonds All interested students are tion is being aimed near Thanks­ obviously- a fish called Wanda. interests. Co-Editor Professor by a motley group of characters. encouraged to attend Campus Life giving, material is still welcome. While this is a terrific film Wasserman stresses that the The group's ringleader is arrested Nite, the all-campus picnic and a All faculty members receive free and a reel" change of pace, the Review was created "to serve all alter the theft, having been follow up informational meeting copies. Student copies may be humor might be too subtle for divisions and disciplines." An double-crossed by Wanda, a on rushing a Greek organization obtained from the English some. Those who don't enjoy Editorial Committee, made up of quick-thinking con artist played on Monday, September 12 at( Department, also free of charge. British humor might want to staff from all over campus, by Jamie Lee Curtis, who 4:00 pm in the Kirkhof center There is a $2.00 fee for anyone save the five bucks or see chooses what is to be published. characteristically gets turned on Mainsail Lounge. For further not associated with Grand Valley Coming to America instead. This year's Committee includes by foreign languages, and Otto information contact the Student State University who would like A Fish Called Wanda is rated Co-Editors Prof. Davis and Prof. (Kevin Kline), an ex-CIA nut Activities Office at 895-3295. one. R and is playing Studio 28. who draws strength from September 6,1988 TheLanthom Page 7 Excellence In Leadership

An introduction. This column an utter louse I am. I utterly By Lyn Wolf Each first year participant is The Fall Leadership Retreat is is dedicated to the publication of agree, and by all means feel free Campus Life Editor assigned a student mentor, who is still an important part of the nonsense. If it starts making to do so. We will apologize a gold level participant "(The program. "(The retreat) is an sense, you are probably missing profusely and immedately retort To complement Grand Valley's mentors) help them get opportunity for student leaders to the point At any given moment with even more nonsense than annual Fall Leadership Retreat, involved," commented Meyerink. meet each other in a relaxed it may start to reek of utter you can shake a stick at Student Activities has this year "(They are) somebody who has atmosphere, and they can obtain insanity. Normally these would "Aauugh!!" begun an Excellence in already gone through (the some sort of idea for the year, and be called "typo's," but in this Once again, there was a totally Leadership Program. program) and can help you know set some goals as to what their instance we like to think of them uncalled for display of verbage. "Leadership development is a what to expect and give tips on leadership development should as purposfully added for artistic We try to keep it at a minimum big part of student activities," how to get the most out of it." focus on . . ! it's also a lot of effect but these things can not be said Robin _Meyerink, Graduate Although students do develop fun. We have a great time." If you don’t believe me, planned. If you are still with me Assistant, Student Activities. leadership skills on their own, An individual excellence watch— The fly sits quietly on give yourself a pat on the back "Not every school has a the Excellence in Leadership program is also available in both the mantle until someone swats because you and my mother are leadership program, so we looked program helps then do it in a the fall and winter semesters. it and then it is usually dead, but the only ones I know of who at the ones that did, and developed more organized fashion, according These sessions deal with such one can never be too sure. At the couldn't find anything better to ours from that." to Meyerink. "A lot of times," topics as Leadership Styles, moment it dies, it turns into a do. Excellence in Leadership is a she said, "students will get Conflict Management, Delega­ corspe which usually serves no If you have any ideas for this three year program that advances involved in a lot of different tion, Effective Meetings, and useful function to anyone, except column please feel free to send through three levels: Bronze, activities, and they'll develop Membership Motivation. in sort of stew. them to the Lanlhorn. You would Silver, and Gold. * Specific leadership skills by trial and Advance registration for all You see? When you stop to not believe how diffucult it can criterion apply to each level of error. The leadership develop­ sessions is required. A schedule consider, that didn't make a whole be to string together unrelated the program; when a student ment program helps them of session offerings and lot of sense. 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This information and a video viewing From it's opening pages, best, weaving together the world project celebrates the renovation area featuring videos from around Saturday, September 10 marks MISSION EARTH, volume 1, of science fiction with the" of UICA’s interior space to the world. the Grand Opening of the Grand THE INVADERS PLAN, hurls clandestine worlds of intelligence, provide contemporary art events. Anyone who wishes to attend Rapids Urban Institute For its main characters and the reader drug smuggling and crime. the open mike forum is asked to Contemporary Arts facilities and When you enter the doors you into a fiercely paced, broadly &LACK GENESIS contains all sign up at UICA on September the 1988-89 season. Exhibited will find at your right the new comic, series of adventures and tiie classic elements of the 10 between 10-5pm. 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For more information call. ten-volume MISSION EARTH „ The first two volumes of In addition there will be ah "open solo, and curated exhibitions. 454-7000. series, volume 2, BLACK MISSION EARTH, THE Tresfagiorgis GENESIS begins with a INVADERS PLAN and BLACK Don't Miss Pink Floyd at faster-than-light spacecraft, hidden GENESIS, are available wherever to be "Profiled" by darkness, landing in a secret paperbacks are sold. This is one the GR Art Museum By Dena Moore mountaintop base in Turkey. adventure you won't want to Campus Life Writer The hero, Fleet combat officer miss. 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Hard Times Hit GVSU Football Gridders Lose Heartbreaker

By Mark Halstead The second half began with Sand­ Sports Writer ers fumbling the kickoff. The Bull­ dogs recovered and struck quick with Hard times have fallen on head Frost hitting Isaia once again from coach Tom Beck and his Grand ten yards out. Valley State football team. Less than two minutes later James The Lakers lost a hard fought McCoy broke a 61-yard run and the game, 36-35, to a courageous North­ Bulldogs knotted the score at 28-28. east Missouri squad at Arend D. After Hull hit Preuss with a 13- Lubbers Stadiumon Saturday, Sep­ yard scoring pass, the Lakers began tem ber, leaving Beck disappointed. to self-destruct. On two consecutive drives they NEXT SATURDAY:: were deep in Bulldog territory only at Western Illinois to have turnovers stop them. Third (6:00 p.m. CDT) down at the Northeast 29, Hull threw an interception. With 6:24 left in the “Our players played hard, and I contest, the Lakers could have put was very pleased with our perform­ the game on ice but fumbled on the ance, we were just a little biton the 1-yard line. short-hand,” said Beck. “We have to eliminate errors and The game was filled with great leam the fundamentals of hanging offense and shining plays that had onto the football,” claimed Beck. the 2,829 fans sitting on the edge of The Lakers began to drive again their seats all afternoon. when they lost the ball on downs at Grand Valley jumped to a quick the Bulldog 30 yard line. Northeast first quarter lead as freshman quar­ then took over and scored when terback Jack Hull hit John Sanders Frost hit Nate Truelson from 45 with an 11 yard screen pass. Min­ yards out. utes later linebacker Baart Duffield Bulldog head coach Jack Ball then ran 39 yards with an interception to decided to go for the 2-point con­ stake the Lakers to an early 14-0 version. It worked as Frost hit Isaia lead. to put them up 36-35 with just over The Bulldogs came right back as three minutes left. they recovered an Alex Preuss The Lakers received a stellar fumble and went 65 yards in eight performance from Hull who started plays to score on a Jeff Frost to Gary in his first game as a Laker. He Isaia 9-yard pass. completed 18 of 29 passes for 235 Even though the Lakers lost, Jack Hull had an outstanding day. He threw two touchdown passes and also Sparked by a 65-yard kickoff re­ yards and three touchdowns. ran one in to keep the name close. ______Photo/Christine Heuber turn by Bob Mitchell, Hull led the “Jack did a very good job, he is Lakers back as he scampered 3 yards confident and a team quarterback,” "Rowers Put Past Problems Behind The for a touchdown. Thirty seconds stated Beck. later he hit Frank Miotke with a 37 Sophomore tailback John Sand­ yard bullet to put GVSU up by three ers also played well skipping and up to 50 or 60 members now. They houses such as Wisconsin and slashing his way for 85 yards on 13 By Sarah Stinson touchdowns. are always recruiting new members. Nebraska. “Competition is a lot The Bulldogs’ Frost struck back carries. Sports Writer According to crew president Rich harder coming from a smaller school as he dove into the endzone on a 7- For the Bulldogs, Frost was 19-35 Reitsma, “It takes a lot of dedica­ and competing againstschools three yard quarterback draw to cut the for 264 yards and three touchdowns. The crew club at Grand Valley tion, but it gives a lot of rewards.” times bigger,” adds Reitsma. Grand Isaiacaughtsix passes for 90yards. has been treading rough water for score to 28-14 at halttime. Vally crew has proven, however, the past few years. Despite the Dedication is truly a key part of that they can row against the best problems they have faced, they are crew. They practice from 6:00 to and be winners, as they came away coming out of them and looking 8:00 in the mornings, with regimens with several bronze medals at the better than ever! varying from day to day. They have Midwest Championships last year. They were cut from being a var­ on-water training, weight room train­ The crew club is facintg yet an­ sity sport about ten years ago and ing, and also run up the ski hill to other challenge this fall that they were forced to become a club. This build endurance. Practice is also must overcome. The drought has meant that funding from Grand year round, as they are active in the left waters extremely low and they Valley dropped sharply and they fall and in the spring. may be forced to cancel their fall had to become basically self sup­ Their work is paying off as they meets. However, when they do get porting. This is quite a task for a are making progress and becoming started again, behind the leadership group whose expenses are around more competitive. “We’re starting of seniors Kevin Van Houten and $5000 a semester. to get more and more respect,” says Greg Hartsuff, they will surely be a At one point, the club member­ Reitsma. This is not an easy task, strong success/worthy of Laker ship fell to three or four people, but considering they go up against Big support! they have perservered and are back JTen schools and midwest power­

Isiah "Ike" Lipsey scampers for another Laker first down. In previous years, the crew club has been plagued with many problems. But, this year things are looking up. y Photo/Christine lleuber Page

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Three of our lop football prognosticators have decided to combine forces and go forth on this newly acclaimed land of Grand Valley, and it’s up to you to prove them wrong. Each week for the next fifteen weeks, this gutsy gang of gurus will attempt to guess the games o f twenty gridiron matchups, (thirteen professional and seven college) You have the opportunity to prove that they are not the tops on campus. All you have to do is turn in the form that will accompany this section to the Lanthorn by the Friday prior to the games at 5:00 pjn. The people who happen, to beat the gang that particular week will get their name listed in the paper. The top winner for die week will get his or her picture with a small write-up with it printed in the paper. The winner will be decided by whoever picks the most games correct. In case of a tie between a group of people, the de-braking game applies. If there is still a tie, whoever come the closest to the total number of points without going over will be the winner. If a de sdll exists, the tying parties will be announced as a de and both will be written about NOW... For those who have read this far. At the end of the semester, all weekly winners will go into a drawing for a chance to win a pair of free tickets to any professional team in either Chicago or Detroit, Le. Lions, Tigers; Pistons, Red Wings, Bears, Cubs, White-Sox, Bulls, or Black Hawks. FOUR WINNERS WILL BE DRAWN. No team can be picked more than once, that is, once the Tigers have been picked by winner #1, no one can pick them in rest of the drawing process. All faculty, staff, and students other than those who are involved with the Lanthom are eligible to participate.

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There has been a new addition to the gang this week. Kelly "Tripuk" Israels finally made up his CHICAGO AT INDIANAPOLIS mind to join-forces with this elite group. "E.C." led the pack last week with a blistering 68% □ followed closely by the "Bake" and "Tripuk". Bringing up the rear was "Spuds" Scott, but not to □ CINCINNATI AT PHILADELPHIA be left out. She is determined to finish out the semester declaring, "it's not over until the last beer DETROIT AT-LA RAMS is consumed!!" □ Kelly Israels Tony Baker Sarah Scott Eric C. Nietling KANSAS CITY AT SEATTLE 10-19(53%) 11-19 (58%) 6 -19 (32 i3 .rim m □ LA RAIDERS AT HOUSTON PRO □ Chicago at Indianapolis Bears Bears Bears Bears MIAMI AT BUFFALO Cincinnati at Philadelphia Eagles Bengals Eagles Bengals □ NEW ENGLAND AT MINNESOTA Detroit at L.A. Rams Rams Rams Rams Rams □ Seahawks Seahawks Seahawks Kansas City at Seattle Seahawks NEW ORLEANS AT ATLANTA L.A. Raiders at Houston Raiders Raiders Raiders Raiders □ Miami at Buffalo Bills Dolphins Bills Bills □ NY JETS AT CLEVELAND New England at Minnesota Vikings Patriots Vikings Patriots PITTSBURGH AT WASHINGTON New Orleans at Atlanta Saints Saints Saints Saints □ Browns Browns I NY Jets at Cleveland Browns Jets □ SAN DIEGO AT DENVER Pittsburgh at Washington Redskins Redskins Redskins Steelers San Diego at Denver Broncos Broncos Broncos Broncos □ SAN FRANCISCO AT NY GIANTS 49ers 49ers Giants 49ers San Francisco at NY Giants * TAMPA BAY AT GREEN BAY Tampa Bay at Green Bay Packers Packers ‘ Packers Packers □ □ E. MICHIGAN AT YOUNGSTOWN COLLEGE EMU MICHIGAN AT NOTRE DAME E. Michigan at Youngstown EMU EMU EMU □ Michigan Michigan Mich^an Michigan at Notre Dame Michigan RUTGERS AT MICHIGAN ST. MSU Rutgers at Michigan State MSU MSU MSU □ Nebraska UCLA Nebraska at UCLA UCLA Nebraska □ NEBRASKA AT UCLA Syracuse Ohio St. Syracuse at Ohio St. Syracuse Ohio St. Penn St. Penn St. SYRACUSE AT OHIO ST. Penn St. at Virginia Penn St. Penn St. □ WMU WMU W. Michigan at Toledo WMU WMU □ PENN ST. AT VIRGINIA

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