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Friday, April 1,1994 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 77, Issue 124 Hamilton to visit hometown by Kirk Pavelich editor-in-chief Ice skater to give commencement address Bowling Green native and Olympic Gold Medalist Scott "Scotty has endured and expe- former professors at the Univer- sional. Hamilton will step away from his rienced many highs and lows sity, encouraged their son to "Scotty Hamilton has ob- Since 1986, Hamilton has per- familiar home during his lifetime," said Philip skate in an effort to build viously distinguished himself in formed in his own "The America on the ice long Mason, vice president of Univer- strength to battle a childhood the world of figure skating. The Tour of the Stars on Ice." He also enough to de- sity Relations. "Without ques- ailment. decision was made based on his skates in and co-produces "Dis- liver the Uni- tion, he will have a lot of interest- "During his very serious ill- long and very close relationship cover Card Stars on Ice," which versity's com- ing things to say at commence- ness, Scotty turned to ice skating to Bowling Green State Universi- tours the country several months mencement ment." to strengthen his body," Mason ty," Mason said. each year. In addition, he has ap- address May 7. It will be a homecoming of said. "Just look what it's done for Now a resident of Denver, peared in the theater production Hamilton, sorts for Hamilton, who learned him." Colo., Hamilton was most re- of "Festival on Ice" and as the the 1984 Olym- * skate and practiced in the Uni- Famous for his extraordinary cently seen as a commentator at star of "Broadway on Ice," which pic Gold Med- versity's ice arena. In 1985, he speed, footwork and stunts, in- the figure skating competition at combines musical comedy and alist in men's was the recipient of an Honorary cluding a back flip and a battery the 1994 Winter Olympics in Lil- acting with his skating. figure skating, Alumnus Award, presented by of triple jumps, Hamilton won lehammer, Norway, for the CBS Off the ice, Hamilton is in- will also receive an honorary the University's Alumni Associa- dozens of national and interna- Television Network. He also con- volved in a variety of charitable performing arts degree at Doyt tion. tional competitions, including the tinues to compete professionally, events Including those for Ath- Perry Stadium, where the cere- His parents, the late Ernest World Championships title from produce and perform in ice letes Against Drugs, Pediatric monies will begin at 10 a.m. and Dorothy Hamilton, both 1981-84, before turning profes- shows and conduct skating din- AIDS and children's hospitals. Hamilton Science grant Drugs for the taking aids research by Katie Simmons are chosen on an application News staff writer basis, and the 10 to 12 mentors observing the students. The University has received a There is a variety of research $40,000 grant from the National areas, according to Blinn, but the Science Foundation (NSF) for most common seems to be in the undergraduate field of photochemical research. research in the Other areas include biochemis- field of chem- try, DNA research and how istry for the drugs interact with DNA. sixth consecu- "The students are not only fo- tive year. cusing on research - communi- The majority cation is also an important as- of the money pect," Blinn said. "They have to received by the be able to explain what they are grant goes into doing and why it is important." paying the sal- The students are expected to aries of the un- Bllnn discuss their research and data dergraduates who do research two times a year. At the end of during the summer months for a the program they must present a period of 10 weeks, said Elliott poster of their research to Blinn, a chemistry professor at several universities involved in the University. the program. Blinn Is co-director of the The students gain the opportu- project with chemistry depart- nity to tour Eli Lilly, a phar- ment chairman Douglas Neckers. maceutical company based in In- "During the summer research, dianapolis. Eli Lilly also supports the University provides free and finances seminars and panel housing for the undergrads, discussions for the researchers. which we are very thankful for, Although about half of the stu- and the students are therefore dents involved in the program only responsible for meals," are from Bowling Green, the Tke BG Newi/Nathan Wallace Blinn said. program has had some members The 10 weeks of research be- from universities like the Uni- Students receive free samples of Tylenol, Advil, Robitussin cough Grand Ballroom Thursday afternoon. Students were introduced to comes a full-time job for the 10 to syrup and prunes at the annual University Health Fair In Lenhart new and Improved ways of enhancing their health practices. 12 students participating, who See GRANT, page 3. Fee allocations questioned Singapore court of Some groups could be violating criteria for receiving funds CippeCUS upllOlCLS

byhu is,iiLeah RirniimBamum for eightcirrht members of another or- cheerleaders serve a good pur- HaHHHBHBBBBBMHMi News staff writer ganization to travel and compete pose on campus - a purpose caning sentence in mock trials, among other worth $8,000. ACGFA Funding Editor's note: The following is things. "I think everyone on the squad Select Criteria The Associated Press part one of a series on campus Of the 54 campus organizations serves as role models. Every- groups that received money from funded with money from the stu- one's real positive," she said. "I WASHINGTON ~ The State Department is hoping for clemency the student- dent-paid general fee, an argu- think we do have a good effect on To the extent possible, requests from Singapore President Ong Teng Cheong now that an appeals paid general ment can be made that several of the student body." court has upheld a caning sentence imposed on an Ohio teen-ager. these groups violate the criteria Another group, the Mock Trial should not duplicate existing fee last month. programs, equipment or facilities. "We regret the appeals court's decision," spokesman Michael The money set by the group that decides how Team and Association, received McCurry said Thursday. "We continue to believe caning is an exces- amounted to to allocate the $370,818 set aside $1,000 from ACGFA The team S Organizations must not be sive penalty for a youthful, nonviolent offender who pled guilty." $370,818 and for distribution. has eight members and two academically oriented or He urged the Singapore government to reconsider and said Mi- coaches. was distributed The 17 University cheer- correspond with an existing major chael P. Fay's lawyer had appealed for clemency. leaders received $8,000 from the They use the money for travel by the Advisory on campus. In dismissing the appeal, Chief Justice Yong Pung How said Fay, Committee on Advisory Committee on General expenses when they go to the in- 18, committed acts of vandalism "relentlessly and willfully over a / The length of time a group has General Fee Al- Fee Allocations. vitational, district and national period of 10 days, from Sept. 17,1993 to Sept. 261993, and [it] amoun- locations. "We go to camp in August for competitions. The national com- been in existence, the record of ted to a calculated course of criminal conduct." The amount about four days and compete petition takes place In Iowa, ac- achievement of that group and the Fay, who Is from Dayton, Ohio, pleaded guilty on March 3 to van- of money each group received there and learn things we use all cording to the team captain. availability of the programs or dalism, mischief and possession of stolen property. He and several was decided based upon eight year," said cheerleader co- Carmen Tennant. services of a requesting group to a other teens were accused of spraying paint and tossing eggs at cars. captain Jessica Flnneran. "We Tennant said that although criteria. significant segment of the study Many of the groups in this se- also travel with the team to away there are few members, the op- The district court sentenced him to six strokes of a split bamboo body. ries represent inconsistencies in games and use money for meals." portunity to join is open to all cane known as a rotan, four months behind bars and a fine of $2,215. the application of the criteria. The money from the general University students - not just it - it helps people to improve The students of the University fee also pays for their uniforms pre-la w majors. their speaking skills and build The flogging entails being strapped to an easel-like frame and be- are paying for the cheerleaders' and their tennis shoes, she added. "It's a good learning experi- ing beaten on the bare buttocks. Leather padding is supposed to uniforms. They are also paying Flnneran said she believes the ence for anyone who wants to do See ACGFA, page 3. protect the lower spine and internal organs.

HH Undergraduate Student Ul The BG Newt columnists. HI To the casual fan. the BG RSI Friday, partly cloudy. lafl Government on Thursday H An opinionated and often |»vj baseball team's 8-4 start pSI High In the mid 80s. South- INSIDE KJ unveiled its proposal for a |^j conflicting group. Imagine H9 may come as a bii of a «"■*■ west winds 10 to IS mph. fSk revised faculty and course W£B if they were all brought ¥£M shock, out to fourth-year T-mM Friday night, turning most- |*H Indication booklet (FCIB) 1*1 together in one column for KM head coach Dan Schmitz it Is! ly cloudy with a slight wffM planned for use this fall 121 a lively discussion of to- r*51 comes as no surprise at all. E^4 chance of showers late. Low W semester. 1^3 day's pressing issues. H «-Page6. iPl In the upper 30s. Saturday, IZi » Page 4. KZJ *■ Page 2. KJ mostly cloudy with a 30 N E'W S E^M percent chance of showers. The Page Editorial The BG News page two Friday, April 1,1994 The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence"

KirkPavelich Glen Lubbert editor-in-chief managing editor

Julie Tagliaferro Eileen McNamara assistant managing editor news editor

Sharon Turco Michael Zawacki Scott DeKatch city editor editorial editor Insider editor E.A.R. to the '?&* ^ Ground... ^ Picture this: Godzilla vs. The Mollne Monster! We at E.A.R. to the Ground aren't exaggerat- ing but the residents of Moline, ill. were. The excitable townsfolk said their fair city was be- ing terrorized by - and we're not making this up - a 5-foot tall, 80-pound-plus beaver. Yes, kids, we said beaver. This overgrown rodent supposedly claimed -the mighty Mississippi River as its lair and, under tffefcgoo" cover of darkness, emerged from the misty depths to snack on big birch trees, then drag them back to its pad. The columnists' battle royal Sources at E.A.R. have been informed the hale and hardy Moline citizens finally captured the horrible, elusive beast-and its three-foot body weighed in at a Page Two. A forum for analysis Mike: In 73, my mom gave art thought on today's important Bruce Springsteen a shot in the colossal 40 pounds. issues. The BG Newacolumnists. butt. Maybe the folks of Moline should inquire about An opinionated and often con- Sam: We like you James, but corrective radiocaritonomy surgery. flicting group. Imagine if they you're too much of a tool of the were all brought together in one Republican Party, and we don't *•• column for a lively discussion of care. You're gone. today's pressing issues. Imagine James: You cant cut me out of We at E. A.R. think the educating wizards at Oregon the funl Wouldn't that be great? your col... State University have created one nutty curriculum. We hope so - it's the only thing Mike. We just did. They're offering a class entitled "The Maraschino we could come up with this Sam 0 Mike Sam: Next topic That HUGE Cherry." Honest. week... Melendez Cook picture of USG president-elect We're truly afraid of what they'll think up next Jen Mathe from the front page Mike: Hey, thrill seekers! Wel- last month. The class probably should feature two professors come to the Sam and Mike Group. shoot myself. Gimme punk rock, Andrea: Rick, you wouldn't Mike: How did it make you emeritus - one of Cocktail Weenies and one of Happy Sans We've got Rick Hack- or give me death. Let's go UAO, know PC If It walked up to you feel? Hours - to lecture on the development of that sweet barth. We've got James Walters. let's see They Might Be Giants. and bit you on the butt. Ricks It scared me. little red fruit found in some of the finest Manhat- Andrea Woods and Dave Coefars Sans Or the Beastie Boys! Mike: Hmmm. Next topic. Andrea: It scared me. tans to be mixed. are here. We're ready to go. Somebody! Punk Rock Girl An- "News Story of the Year." What Dave: It scared me. E.A.R. would like to suggest similar studies for Sam and Mike: Topic number drea Woods, who do you want? was It... Dave? Sam and Mike: We screamed. BGSU: 'The Many Flavors of Mad Dog 300," "The one! Hoops! The Final Four! Who Dave: Punk Rock Woman. Dave: If a gotta be the Nancy Then we giggled. Kellogg's Variety Pack: Thesis Study" and "M&M do you like, Andrea? Sam: What? and Tonya soap opera on skates (Jason Jackson enters.) Controversy 202: The Red Ones." Andrea: I think the Louisiana Dave: Woman. You called her a But the Melendez brothers are a The Most Handsome Man on Tech vs. Alabama game is a toss- girl. That's almost as bad as close second. the Planet: If I may be so bold to up. But I believe North Carolina chick. Sam: Menendez. Okay? It's Me- make a comment about Ms. *•* Is going to win It all. Rick: Oh, shut up. NEN-dez. Mathe. Some may say she's pret- Sam: Oh, our bad. We were Sam: I withdraw the question. Dave: Oh. Sorry. ty, but she la nowhere near as When convicted murderer Danny Rolling was first talking about the men's Final James Walters! Sam: James "Rush Llmbaugh pretty as I am. Like my beautiful offered the chance to speak in court, he turned the Four. James: Gosh How about The Wannabe" Walters? girlfriend said... event into a grotesque lounge act This twisted but- Rick: Geez. Well, what do you Steve Miller Band? James: The News Story of the Mike: Oh no, you don't. Don't cher of five Florida college students actually sang a expect from one of those damn Sam: Oh great, James. That's Year has got to be the MURDER you even try to advance your love song to his loopy groupie girlfriend in front of feminists? Just what this place doesn't need. of Vlnce Foster and the ensuing love life through our column. the judge. Andrea: Watch it, buddy. More tired old classic rock. Frat cover-up. Know who killed him? This lent After Dark. This Isn't We at E.A.R. Central think it would be in extremely Mike: James Walters? party music. I wanna blow my Hillary Clinton! Know why? your guest column. Out! poor taste to advise Rolling to keep his day job. James: Well, it certainly isn't head off. They were lovers. Sam: Yeah. We can do it, sure. going to be Arkansas. Not with a (Trevor and Tom wander over Andrea: Where did you hear But you can't. pot-smoking, gay-loving and tax from the Insider.) something ridiculous like that? (Scott DeKatch and Joe Pelffer evading president rooting for Trevor and Teem You know, we James: Newt Gingrich told me. from the Insider barge in.) - The BG News Staff them. White Watergate! got fired last year for ripping on You see, I was having dinner with Scott: Wrap It up, Sam and - Sam: Oh, please. Who cares? the greeks. Congress man Gingrich the other Mike. We're going on an/nsider DaveCoehra? Mike: Yeah, you guys got day and... road trip. photo editor Ross Wcilzner Dave: I care. I'm going with the screwed. Glad you're back Know Mike: Who cares, James? Seri- Joe: Yeah, we got press passes . assistant photo editor Nathan Wallace hogs. Whoooo Pig Swooiel why we wont ever get fired, no ously. Who cares? to the Indians' exhibition game Andrea: Rick's a pig! Swoole! matter what we do? Sam: Do you think one person, tomorrow! ■ " sports editor MarkDeChant Mike: Don't make me separate Sam: Because we're Sam and ONE STINtON* PERSON on this ■• assistant sports editor Randy Setter you two. Next topic - UAOI What Mike! We're untouchable. Rules campus la Impressed, let alone Scott: Then we're going to Ann assistant sports editor Mike Kazimore la the deal? Why don't they bring dent apply. cares, that you've met Newt Gi- Arbor for Hash Bash! Man, we've Insider managing editor JocPciffcr bands to campus anymore? Rick Rick: Obviously. I cant believe ngrich? got two rolls of film, three cases special projects editor Dawn Keller Hackbarth! you guys referred to the actions of cheap beer and The BG News . assistant special projects editor Leah Bamum Rick: Because ail the liberal of our student government as Mike: I mean, we've partled credit card. To the MikeMoblle! copy chief Meridith McCrackcn groups on campus suck up all the •'pseudo-Intellectual masturba- with Senator Tom HarkJn, and Joe: Yeah, hurry up! Give ua ACGFA money? tion.'' Especially you, Sam You you don't aee us mentioning it the ending! Sam: Wrong! Nobody knows! know, Sam Melendez says one every other week ■ The BG News Editorial Office Nobody! thing and does another. You Sam and Mike are weekly col- Dave: UAO brought Jan Brady claim to be so politically correct, Sam: I met the President twice. umnists for The BG News. E-mail editor 3724966 last year. but your column lent very sensi- And Sam Walton. And Dick God- them now: s m e - • Insider 3724967 Mike: Yeah, and I wanted to tive, now Is It? dard. Icnd&andy. bgsu.edu J • managing editor 372-2603 assistant managing editor 372-6968 news editor 372-2952 What new health fact did you learn at Thursday's Health Fair? city editor 3724968 sports editor 372-2602 editorial 372-2604

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"I think we're looking at a kid could be a high-average hitter with^J high power. He could be a triple crown winner. He has that kind of potential.' ITHREEApril 19 9 4 -Mike Hargrove, Cleveland Indians manager commenting on Tribe phenom Manny Ramirez, • k 4 Aren't they cute r r Top Singles Top Albums Weekly charts for the Weekly charts for nation's best-selling nation's best-selling singles as they appear albums as they appear % in next week's issue of in next week's issueof Billboard magazine. Billboard magazine. * Reprinted with ;."< Reprinted with permission. Platinum permission. signifies more than 1 •yv< million copies sold. 1. Far Beyond Driven, 1. Bump N' Grind, R. Pantera (East West) K Kelly (Jive) 2. Longing In their 2. The Sign, Ace of Base Hearts, Bonnie Raitt (Arista) (Columbia) 3. Without You-Never 3. The Sign, Ace of Base; Forget You, Mariah (Arista) Platinum. Carey (Columbia) 4. Above the Rim 4. The Power of Love, Soundtrack, (Death Celine Dion (Music) Ro w-Int erscope) 5. So Much In Love, AU- 5. Live at the Acropolis, 4-One (Blitzz) Yanni (Private Music! 6. Whatta Man, Salt-N- 6 12 Play, R. Kelly j Pepa featuring En (Jive) Platinum. | Vogue (Next Plateau- 7. August & Everything London) After, Counting Crows 7. MMM MMM MMM (Gef fen) Platinum, MMM, Crash Test 8. Superunknown, Dummies (Arista) Soundgarden (A&M) -%* 8. Now and Forever, 9. Music Box, Marian '"■ Richard Marx (Capitol) Carey (Columbia) 9. The Most Beautiful Platinum: AP PkMa/Amjr Saaotu Girl In the World, 10. The Colour of My Prince (NPG) Love, Celine Dion Three African llou cubs cuddle together before being weighed and same Utter, the white lion cub, left. Is one of about IS rare white tagged at the Philadelphia Zoo Wednesday. Born last week In the lions known to exist In the world. 10. Streets of (Music) Philadelphia, Bruce Springsteen (Columbia) ACGFA GRANT Continued from page 1. However, she said they use the Continued from page 1. receive a doctorate degree and money for programming to bene- others have received medical self-confidence," Tennant said. fit the entire University. versity of Wisconsin, Yale Uni- degrees. She added that although the "Our purpose is to help stu- versity, Dartmouth, Ohio North- "For a chemistry student, like BIG LOTS group does not directly involve dents get more involved in cam- ern University and the Universi- any other student, taking all the The CLOSEOUT Store. very many students at the Uni- pus life and campus activities," ty of Michigan. These interac- necessary classes hardly gives versity, the group has brought Distelzweig said. tions allow students to experi- them the experience they need in the University national recogni- Besides programs like picnics, ence different levels of research the field," Blinn said. "This pro- tion because it has placed rela- parties and a field day, they also and education. gram gives the chemist the op- tively high in several competi- have used money to upgrade the Some researchers involved in portunity for the research in the /o tions. computer system in the Off- this program have gone on to lab they deserve." *o° , Another campus organization campus Student Center. Easter Sunday Sale w called FOCUS, or (First-year Off- FOCUS affects many students, Campus University Students), she said. Take 50% off already close out received $6,000 from ACGFA. MAJOR IN CAREER prices on Easter decorations "We have an effect on the off- SUCCESS THROUGH (Good on Sunday Only) And although there are 200 eli- m campus students," she said. "We gible members, only about 20 are try to keep them informed with AIR FORCE ROTC. \m\ active, according to Heather what's going on and help remind : Distelzweig, president of the or- on-campus students that [off- ganization. campus students] are here, too." t*& Whether you're majoring in a highly specialized area or m\ How well do you know your... W^ seekingseek! a broader liberal arts educa- * tion, you can build a higher level of total career potential: Join Air Force ROTC. ROOMMATE? ! That one step distinguishes you above all others !> i«30l in your field. It shows that you're serious about culti- Bring the kids in for $1.00 vating great long-term opportunities. It gives you Photos with the Easter Bunny April 7 at 8 pm i the chance to develop leadership skills that will serve throughout your life. Call Capt. Nagley 372-2176 Sat. 4-2-94 11-3 p.m. L6NHART GRAND BALLROOM SIGN UP AT EVENT

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| , .,■ :••» , . ■> Dirt Damage . Campus The BG News page four Friday, April 1, 1994 Company offers award Winner of essay contest will receive cash prize by Matthew Fraler tion fee per envelope which can The number of $10,000 educa- News staff writer be made payable to the James G. tional funds awarded will be de- Regas Educational Fund. Stu- termined by the number of en- : aora that were etther positive The education fund depart- dents may submit as many es- tries submitted. IliaffwrlMr orsjftfittve." ment of James Regas Inc. Is says as they wish. The funds will be awarded in U80 Senator Shawn Ries- and the sponsoring an essay contest with If any of the money awarded phases of 1,200 essays. One essay Ad) a $10,000 award intended to help remains after the recipient has will be chosen from each phase. luate Student anclier draw up th« new book- a on Thursday no- tot lookiof for waya to make given us a lot of pay for education and tuition ex- graduated or received a degree, By acceptance of the funds, ftr a re- the •varoatkamoro consistent penses. the recipient may claim the bal- students consent to the use of and to Involve new studanu. positive feedback To apply, students must submit ance, according to Vicki Regas- their name, city, residence, pho- oours* One of the main changes was about the booklet. a typed essay explaining what Wrlght, who works In the adver- tograph and likeness for com- Indication alunlnattag the section where higher education means to them. tisement division of the com- mercial purposes without further . o o k 1 e t students wrote down com- They agree that the The essay must be 100 words or pany. notification, permission or com- FCII) ments about the class. booklet has less and Include the applicant's The educational funds awarded pensation, except where prohib- for H "A lot of faculty members complete name, address, birth will be based on originality, con- ited by law, Regas-Wright said. improved. So far tent and grammar. The final Entries or questions can be fall STVKST WMMMBU felt that the comment section date, signature and Social Securi- dktal really give a good repre- their only criticisms ty number. selections will be made by an in- mailed to3208 Lee Blvd., Suite B, At a press sentarioo of their ctass," Rleg- have been on minor There Is also a $36 administra- dependent judge. Lehlgh, Fla., 33971. conference pi aecsjer said. "We felt that the Thursday, 11 questions on the form do a issues." presl much better Job of rating the Shawn ftiegsecker, USG I Jackson said the re- fcstructor than the commenta Races to benefit i booklet will have a new sect too did." senator Festival The new evaluation form ■■■MiiiMMMaawsaawa"*''*-''!'"1"1" iiiliiiiiiiiiiiMliiii m calls on students to respond to •The Dean* and the Adminis- Special Olympics "We've been trying for some 11 statement* about the class tration haiire given us a lot of raffles time now to increase the vaHd- en « bubble sheet form. Stu- positive feedback about the tty oT the book," .Sackaon said. dent* ota strongly agree, booklet." Rlegsecker said. by David Coehrs "The previous edition* have agree, disagree, strongly dis- "They agree that the booklet News staff writer airline bawl criticized for not repre- agree or remain neutral to each ha* improved. So far their only aanttat the true feeling! of crtticlsras have been ea minor Bowling Green residents will run, walk and wheel their way some tf the student*. A lot of Jackson and Rlegsecker issues.H through Spring Warm-Up activities on Saturday, April 9 to support tickets students who took the time to have been very pleased with Jackson hopes to eventually the Wood County Special Olympics. The benefit will feature a five-kilometer run beginning at 10 a.m. lyCytiihiaKent fill out the evaluation, had ex- the response the new have all professors lame the News staff writer vfctwa of their profes- has received so far. FWC to students In class. and one and three-mile fun walks beginning at 10:30 am. Activities will take place at Wood Lane School, according to Liz Sheets, public relations coordinator. The school is located at 11160 E. The Black Swamp Arts Gypsy Lane Road. Festival is raffling off two Sheets said runners, walkers and wheelchair users of all ages and round-trip tickets to any athletic abilities are welcome to participate. A T-shirt and refresh- destination to raise funds Applications for ments are included in the $12 run fee and $7 walk fee. for the fall festival. Spring Warm-Up events will be sponsored by Churchill's Super- This fundraiser will help markets, Falcon House Sporting Goods and Telephone Pioneers of further the tradition estab- • fall 1994 BG News editor America. Prizes will be awarded to winning runners. lished this past September when Bowling Green According to Sheets, the Special Olympics gives more than 225 hosted the Inaugural event. • Summer BG News editor specially-challenged Wood County residents the opportunity to Intended as a regional receive athletic training and compete in year-round events. event In Northwest Ohio - Registration forms can be obtained by contacting the Special where the Black Swamp • 1994-95 Gavel editor Olympics office at 352-51 IS. once existed - this event is a celebration of the fine and performing arts. • 1994-95 KEY yearbook The prize is two round- . trip airline tickets plus $500 cash. The airline tickets are • 1994-95 Miscellany editor from the Toledo Airport to any destination in the con- UNIVERSITY LUTHERAN tinental United States that American West Airlines • 1994-95 Obsidian editor CHAPEL serves. are now being accepted. Application forms may Invites you to worship with us! Jjgm Sandy Wicks, co- chairwoman of the Black be picked up at 204 West Hall. April 3, Free brunch 9:45 am Swamp Festival and owner of Natty Threads, hopes the EASTER SERVICE 10:30 am fundraiser will help expand Deadline to apply is 5 p.m. with communion. die amount of artists and musical acts from last fall's festival. Thursday, April 14. Everyone welcome "We had 30 acts last fail," at both events. Widts said. "We hope to Please call us if you «•«*• an awareness of the have any questions. talent that is offered at the festival." Bowling Green Mayor Wes Hoffman will select the wiiming ticket at the re- ception hosted by First 1124E.Wooster 352-5101 Pass Travsl an April l at \cAl ^^** *o^P*.*^^^^sapamewenif W^M|s^sss Uaw |TW1K> "rm ^■TeeMS

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...... V 19 & (MR MONDAY THURSDAY I I • , 1 I ! . I ,. 1 • i •; 1 The BG News State Friday, April 1,1994 page five Senate stalls Newsroom hit by bomb spending bill The Associated Press by John Chalfanl ley Aronoff, R-Cinclnnatl, to CINCINNATI - A weekly The Associated Press forego Senate changes in the bill. newspaper whose newsroom "I think it's a travesty to go was bombed Tuesday hit the COLUMBUS - A $126 million through this process," Espy said. streets as usual Thursday. spending bill that includes "I don't think it's correct. I don't "Herald Flrebombed," the money for school desegregation think it's proper. I think It dis- Cincinnati Herald reported and elder care enfranchises many, many peo- across the top of page one in stalled in the ple." its first edition since the Senate on Senate Finance Chairman bombing. Thursday when Robert Ney, R-St. Clairsville, William SpUlers Jr., the Democrats said the House took longer to Herald's publisher, had vowed balked at a pass the bill than expected, and that the newspaper would hurry-up pro- that meant the Senate had less meet its deadlines and contin- cess they said i i—ie to act than planned. ue publishing. was a travesty. Sen. Neal Zimmers, D-Dayton, "Freedom is the right to tell As a result, was the only Democrat to vote people what they do not want the Senate put with Republicans to suspend the to hear," the newspaper said off a vote on rules. in a front-page quote from the legislation until 12:01 am. "There's an apparent attempt British writer George Orwell. Friday - April Fool's Day. to embarrass certain people and I Fire Capt. Lacey Calloway, Approval of the bill early Fri- don't think that procedural votes commander of the city's arson day was expected. Then senators such as this is the way to do it," investigation unit, said Thurs- were to Join the House in a Zimmers said. day his investigators were fol- lowing leads but had made no month-long recess prior to the Aronoff said several proposed amendments that Senate Demo- arrests. May 3 primary. Someone threw an ignited Senate Democrats refused crats gave him were offered to bottle of gasoline through a twice Thursday to provide Re- the House during its hearings on publicans the support needed to the bill. He said House Demo- side window of the Cincinnati Herald building early Tues- suspend constitutional rules that crats rejected all of them. day, Heraldofficials said. The Aronoff said 12:01 am. Friday would have allowed for an unu- bomb started a fire that des- sually quick Senate vote on the was the earliest time senators troyed the newsroom, melted could act on the bill without sus- budget bill. some equipment and burned Republicans hold a 20-13 pending constitutional rules. "This is not unprecedented. It historic editions of the news- majority in the Senate, but 22 paper, which serves the city's happened last year with the votes are needed to suspend a black community. It has pub- rule that requires bills be heard workers' compensation bill," he lished since 1954 and has a on three different days. said. circulation of about 25,000, Democrats objected to rushing In other action, the Senate: SpiUerssaid. the 800-page bill through the ■ Unanimously approved AFPkMaSGIui HMMf House changes in a bill extending Staffers used other areas of Senate without any changes from Cincinnati Herald reporter Deanna Mack pastes up the front page of this week's edition la the paper** the building to get this week's through 1997 a program that al- the version that passed the Cincinnati office, Thursday. The weekly newspaper, which serves the city's black community, was edition out on time Thursday. House on Wednesday. lows local governments to offer flrebombed earlier this week. Minority Leader Robert Boggs, tax breaks to businesses that set D-Jefferson, said he doubted that up shop in economically suffer- taxpayers wanted the Senate to ing areas known as enterprise pass such a bill in less than 24 zones. AO ANNOUNCING DELTA ZETA'S hours without careful scrutiny. SPRING PLEDGE CLASS ... "I think we're just being dili- gent and doing our job," Boggs Luncheon Buffet J\ (h Bigs & Littles Jennifer Barber said. "The fact of the matter is Every Day (except Saturday) the bill just came out of the Mandy Bowers House and we need to do a better Spring 1994 job looking at it." Heather Distelzweig The Senate Finance Committee Mindy Stoneburner Jennifer Borkowski recommended the bill for pas- Beth Tigue Jodi Chappell Shawntel Hall sage after a brief hearing Thurs- Elizabeth Peoppelmeier day. 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The BG News Friday, April 1,1994 1 '—<-*—-—i> ■ ■ A' ■>!«.M• tart not a ■■■■•■' ■• A^f^^^&XiiS*+■&'&• .'■ * • to'«*• the hills Boyle Conference Player of the Year The Falcons counter with, "a" ■^■W •. gpottswriter and U A Male Athlete of the Year, pitching staff that allowed over" •**•?■ oorseason la coming off a career threaten- five runa per game laat seaaoft. • " '*■ i J . the casual fan, the BG base- nig Injury that forced him to sit, Thus far this season', heM>av'er> ty **W B placed second behind BG in recent years, has one team's 8-4 start may come as out the entire 1993 season. In 572 . they have received strong 'out-; N«vvi of the best track teams It has ever had. " of a shock, but to fourth- of ficial at-bats, he has hammered ings from nearly everyone dh the "We've competed against OU three times this ' T/Hr' head coach Dan Schmltz It 185 total hits including 27 dou- oT Athens -'year during the Indoor season and they beat us -£MB»0» as no surprise at all. bles, 11 triples, and 18 home ieamS will every time," Price said. "We'll be looking for some ^■V":'!rtk not surprised at all," runs, for a.323 batting average. "Our starters "have." gi'ven -a* tr'aVe" ,ty- tnvfia- 'revenge at this meet" "VScljrnltz.sflJd. "We felt confident ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ some quality sta/U,", SchmlU " n'ofl st'ajdr-, \ One 6f the advantages to having the outdoor framing into season about our ■■a^ssssssssssssssssa^ssssssssssss* ■ jald. "Our main, conceiin. owning'.. buj ; season is It allows for more events, like the discus, ,^MW" . "Our starters have back from the spring trip was our' / which, BG has shown strengths In. fiflltt Falcons were picked by ejven ug some OUalitV .'«*"Pen.- When wa-gotb^k'**; tei i; .'"The outdoor season has the discus, and we're •oil America and USA To- given Ub MJme quauiy Monday we addressed* t9 *eW. f« tatted there," Price said. "Nikki Lcsslg, Jenny John- Baseball Weekly to finish in Starts. Our main staff the importance of cutting •. at* and Nikki Sturzlnger will be strong." same position in the Mid- concern coming back down on walk*. We-were"b«t nr tt '■♦»> V- '1*rlce aiso lis,ed Tracey Lost and the distance rAierlcaa Conference as they did ,, both of our games this week Id ,'' Prtae frtuujere as major contributors to the meet. Jane *l«y»ir--ninthpiace. from the spring trip that area." _• ' '. 'jfff «eV Ohio* Moeller and Kaleitha Johnson, running in the 100 V^'jCoach Schmitz. however, was OUr bullpen."r ."Miamj and ineter hurdles and teaming with Clarice Gregory 1 "doesh't think much about presea- Most notably. Jam' JJPJSM Wear' '* r^tlrst" aWd- Julie Shade in the 400 and 800 meter relay ,'* soVi prognostications. who upped his record titiSMM help comprise BG's stronger ;\\?J'J, &>nt put much thought in Danny Schmitz, head : .'^those polls," he said. The hot bats baseball coach Jeff rLminic^ wh. plcljd V- ft mtfSJS^Z^tibm **£> *d he .s eager to see his team race for a led the squad to a 5-4 record the win and improve* Ma. Um§fe^.*Bei^»ffil^;iJSv5BI«y', Miami, possible third-yea1-year championship. 'the spring trip in Ft. season's record tb.2/>'wtt&jMf/ Wfetvirtt IT 9t ■ ' Fla. have continued to Akron's weak spot may be its win over Dayton.,Senior, closer, See Track, page seven. e opponents up north. pitching. The Zips were eighth in . Brad Mast has also pitched well, [ victories this past week over the league last season with a 5.29 .when called upon". Mast, whs hail. wafflegat i Dominican and Dayton, the ERA. They do however, return- only three saves aH bf^lgsfr. * averaged seven runs and All -MAC honorable mention Hur- 'season, picked up hi t fourth, of 1 reverse trend 11 nits per game. lerAaronDeAnna(6-4,3.70ERA) "the young season.against the W** ! . ''• \Senior Rob Railage has led the from last season. Flyers. " >-'-i*\,\''.''.*-15;At the |flat* sophomore out- at a .353 cUp. She has 18 hits in 17 ler. Denite Roadman hit .318 games. Catcher Kathy Holland aontorTtttkll Marshall batted has continued to Improve raising V 'for Wps anton'g' returning her average from laat year by 34 rtj[s.;bri' 6m mound sophs- points to .333. M Roadman led the Freshman Jenny Ranz has wins "with seven but sparkled early, she la tied for the and 2.97 earned run team lead in runs batted in at five '. *'< .. • WthTrictaAsklna. both games For the Brown and Orange to FALL last year by scores better their .231 team batting HELP WANTED BG has laog for- average senior Rachelle Hlghfill when they could must return te her Junior form. •BGSUSrDDENTS QNLV m' two games. In She la hitting a measly .119 with trie Cellular Capital two RBIs. In her junior campaign BGSU FOOD OPERATIONS Classic they scored just four she garnered two first team hon- WILL BE TAKING APPLICATIONS . rtffls- On the season they average ors, AU-MAC and All-Mideast, FOR FALL EMPLOYMENT AS FOLLOWS: This la aj wiU 6nb/2.29 runs per game. En route with a teem high .325 average B , emagsl '" the.fr championship season and25RBIs. hmspercptna. The bright spot for the 3-14 y4v Deeds to have a start has been the pitching of 11 6jJ < .lined attack," Miller Jennifer Wolf and Lisa Mountjoy. Wolf, MAC freshman of the year tight fielder Kolleen In 1993, baa mmlacule ERA of leads trie team in hitting 1.61 but a 1-10 record. The BG News The BG Nei* Friday, April 1,1994 page seven What a bloody shame SPORTS Duke maintains BRIEFS home-state edge

Indians 7, Royals 3 by Jim O'Connell The only Final Four held In thr WINTER HAVEN, Fla. - The Associated Press state of North Carolina waa in* Jack Morris pitched effec- 1974 at Greensboro. The team. tively for seven Innings CHARLOTTE, N.C. - It was the that took it all that year waa an Thursday and the Cleveland slow day leading to Final Four. In-state group from North Caro- Indians completed the Flor- ida portion of their spring The fans began arriving lina State. * schedule by defeating the Thursday, not yet the painted On Saturday, Arkansas and Kansas City Royals 7-3. faces certain to populate the Arizona meet in the first semi- Morris (2-1) yielded three Charlotte Coliseum this week- final with Florida going against, runs and six hits In seven end. Duke in the other. The winners . Innings. He will be the In- Duke made the 150-mile trek to meet Monday night for the dians'No. 2 starter, follow- Charlotte in a mini-caravan of national championship. ing Dennis Martinez in the chartered buses accompanied by This is the Blue Devils' seventh rotation. an escort from the North Caro- Final Four appearance in nine Chris Haney (2-2) gave up lina Highway Patrol. years, including chamionships in seven runs and 11 hits in six The last team to make its way innings. 1991 and 1992. Paul Sorrento, Sandy to the Final Four in a bus was "I think we get a lot of respect , Alomar and Manny Ramirez Kansas in 1988. The Jayhawks from a lot of people based on drove In runs during Cleve- made the one-hour drive to Kan- what we did in the past," Duke ' land's three-run second in- sas City, Mo., then won it all. coach Mike Krzyzewski said. ning. The Indiana broke it open in the fifth with four Track runs on a fielder's choice grounder by Wayne Klrby, run-scoring singles by Continued from page fix. Omar Vlzquel and Carlos "We have a good team although over SO percent of the team are ' Baerga and a sacrifice fly freshmen," Price said. "It'a been an exciting start to the outdoor by Albeit Belle. The RBI was Belle's 28th season. The meet will be a great way to start the season In Ohio. The '. In 23 games. kids are enthused about it and with the four other MAC schools there,' < Wally Joy ner hit a run-s- It will be good competition." ' ■» coring groundout for Kan- The men's team will be looking to overcome some deficits In events sas City in the third and the by working double time in their stronger events. "'' VUrkJ.TtrrllL/APrkK. Royals added two In the "Four of our throwers will be missing this meet because of disci- fourth on a triple by Bob plinary reasons and all of them could score points at this meet," Former Falcon and current Loi Angelea Kings defenseman Rob Blake gives a little blood In a scuffle Hamelln and consecutive with Anahelm'a Pater Dourls. men's coach Sid Sink said. "It will hurt us at this meet. I am looking doubles by Greg Gagne and forward for us to score in the running events - we should be alright Curtis WUkerson. there." Cleveland center fielder Kenny Lofton missed his Sink said the meet will offer the Falcons some of the best competi- fifth straight game because tion they will see all season. OU will host the University of Cincinnati, Long bus rides await of a strained rib cage, but West Virginia, Ashland, Marshal], Malone and the defending confer- the Indians expect him to be ence champions, Eastern Michigan. ready for opening day. Sulk said the highlights will Include star hurdler Scott Thompson as The Indiana have two ex- he attempts to break the 14 second barrier in the 110 meter high hur- AA Baron's new star hibition games remaining, dles. The performances of sprinters Shawn Blanchett and Curt Mel- both In Ohio. They will play let, discus and hammer thrower Tony Franks, hurdlers Rob Pletrus- Cincinnati on Friday In zka and Marty Rosciszewskl, pole vaulter Travis Downey and the dis- by Hall Bock those trips twice a year. Columbus, then open then- The Associated Press Jordan has said he would travel tance trio of Tim Arndt, Brad Schaser and Deric Kenne should have Jordan new ballpark, Jacobs Field, interesting results. with the team. against Pittsburgh on Sat- Michael Jordan's early days in Orlando ia located nearly 800 urday. "We're weak in some events and these people will have to pick up the Southern League will be a miles from Memphis, 700 from the alack for it at this meet," Sink said. "We're a young team with Iota cinch. The Birmingham Barons Nashville and 600 from Hunts vi- goes to The Royals have three of freshmen and sophomores and we'll Improve as the year goes on." play their first six games at lla, Ala. exhibition games left, all Sink said he is happy with the opportunities the meet has to offer home, then get a day off before "You know, the buses aren't so against the Florida Marlins his team, including the fact that It is a scoring meet traveling to Chattanooga, located bad," Licht said. "You can get a Barons - in Melbourne on Friday "Even though we're not at fall strength, I'm glad this is a scoring two, maybe three, hours away. and in Memphis, Term., on meet," Sink said. "We need this scoring meet for the team. I'm hoping lot of work done on the bus. It's a The Associated Press Saturday and Sunday. Then, juat throwback to when major-league everyone will pull together and really go for It at this weekend's meet." when Jordan teams traveled on trains." SARASOTA, Fla. - Michael decides there's Half of the league's ballparks Jordan has been assigned to the nothing so ter- seat under 10,000, which Is the Tigers 7, Reds 4 Class AA Birmingham Barons, LAKELAND, Fla. - Cecil rible about this capacity in Birmingham. Hie the Chicago White Sox an- bus-laague Barons averaged just 3,900 per nounced today. Fielder had two hits Thurs- GET WHAT YOU WANT business, the game last season. day, Including his fourth Jordan was 0-for-3 with a walk home run of the spring, as Barons head Birmingham plays In a modem Wednesday for Birmingham, the for Zebulon, the Detroit Tigers beat the ballpark constructed in 1988. Southern Association team he Cincinnati Reds 7-4. R.E. MANAGEMENT N.C, home of "Michael could play golf in that said he expected to play for. "Quality Off-Campus Housing" the Carolina Jordan lockerroom," Licht said. "That's But Jordan will play April 7 In BUI Gullickson, pitching Mudcats. how big it ia." the Windy City Classic, Chicago's in relief of starter Mike •841 Eighth St • 640 Eighth St. "That's about 10 hours on the When Jordan's Double A as •313 N. Main St annual lntra-clty matchup be- Moore, allowed three runs •733 Manville • 317 N. Main St. •615 Second St bus," said Bob Licht, who broad- signment was announced Thurs- tween the White Sox and Cubs, and nine hits in 61-3 in- casts Mudcats games. "It's not a day, switchboards lit up all over nings. •755Manville • Campus Manor • Rockledge Manor said Sox general manager Ron •777 Manville (505Clough) (840 & 850 Sixth St) fun trip." the league. Schueler. That means he will The life la not quite as spartan The Greenville club, which miss Birmingham's home opener Moore was bit on the leg as it is In rookie league or Class sees Birmingham from April on the same date, but he will re- by a grounder during the A. Teams stay in Holiday Inns 25-27, was close to selling out all port in time for the Barons' game first inning and left the and Marriott Courtyards. three dates. game. Tigers manager April 8, the White Sox said. Sparky Anderson said he CALL USTODAY Zebulon is a suburb of Raleigh, "Phones are ringing off the Jordan was 4-for-22 in minor- the state capital. Orlando has doubted the injury would OR STOP IN FOR BROCHURE hook," said Todd Hunter, who league games this spring after force Moore from his open- Disney World. Nashville has was answering calls for the Caro- going 3-for-20 In 13 games with ing day start Monday at M-F 8 to 5 Op ry land. lina Mudcats. the White Sox. Boston. SAT 10 to 2 There are reasonable restau- "I think I'm improving," Jor- rants In which players can spend Carolina's home field, Five dan said Wednesday as he dis- Reggie Sanders had three 352-9302 their $15 or so per day meal 113 Railroad St County Stadium, seats about cussed where in the minors he hits and two RBIs for the (next to Kinko's) money. It'a not necessarily a hot 6,500, one of the league's smaller might play. Reds. dog and hamburger circuit. facilities. Last season, when He said Birmingham would be The road trips can be tough, Pittsburgh assigned Andy Van "a good start for me." especially when Birmingham Slyke to the club on an Injury re- He drew a walk and stole sec- heads for Orlando. That's 525 habllitatlon, the Mudcats ond Wednesday against Boston's miles away, 12 hours on the bus. squeezed 9,000 In the place. 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Nice, large. very close to campus. Only »150 moTneg.. u- For Into oil 1-208-034-0468 ext. C5544. pustrized sources 10 serve your information nancy tests, support A information BG Preg- AVON PRODUCTS Call Susan 3540612 furnished apanment. $250 lor entire summer. and research needs Dlities. Call David at 353-5420. nancy Center. Ce»354-HOPE. AOTT ' PI PHI • AOTT' PI PHI Earn cash stuffing envelopes at home. All ma- Call 354-8315. terials provided. Send SASE to P.O. Box 395, Seminars are open to alt as space permits. All Sophcro'es.'J'jnoT, AOTT 8 Pi Phi would like to thank Tha Heat tor One or Two roommates needed for Summer. 2 bdrm. Apartment near campus. Available their donation of free tans for our Spring Break Olatrw.KS 88051. seminars win be held in the Jerome Library SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE Great Apt., own room, A/C. rent negotiable now and August„ 9 or 12 mo. leas*. No pat*. Grab-a Date! Conference Room. Contact Air Force Officer Program Call Krystie at 353-7002. Evening Office Cleaning. 10-12 hrsAvk. Own Call 354-2753 or 352-4113. 372-2176 AZD'AZD'AZD'AZO'AZD' Transportation reguiied. Call 352-5822. Seminar A: Advanced Features of Congratulations to Stacey Hemmger 8 Gail One or Two female subleasers tor summer 94 IMMEDIATE HELP 2 bedroom apartments the Onkne Catalog Gudehus tor being tapped into Mortar Board! Across from campus. $150 per month. Call 10-30 hours/week, flexible schedule. No more than 2 blocks from campus. Available Sessions: Tuesday. April 12.2:00pm We are very proud of you! 353-2223. (Ask lor Kristin). $9 starting pay. No experience necessary. spnng and tall. DAG Rentals. 287-3233. (choose one) Thursday. April 14,10:00am PERSONALS AZD • AZD' A2D' AZD' AZD' ' Apply soon Call 259-1117 228 S College FREE HEAT PLEASE HELPII Seminar B: An Overview ol the 1 bdrm apts. Free heat, water A sewer. Wa- Summer Sub. Needed OhloLINK Project Lawn maintenance. Pan A Ful time. sher/dryer on premise*. Pat* o.k. Call New- OX'OX'OX'OX'OX'OX'OX House, own room A full bath When: Tuesday. April S. 2:00pm Spring $ Summer. Knickerbocker Lawns. love Rentals 352-5620. Our only office. The Brothers of Theta Chi would like to con- «r Call 353-4503 Call 352-S822. 3 bedroom apartment. Seminar C: BG LINK Databases FREE DOUBLE PRINTS gratulate Matl Bellin on his recent en- gagement lo Jon ells Saaala. Available immediately. Sessions: Monday, April 11,2.00pm March 28 April 8 Roommate. Male or Female. 1 bedroom Th*ta Chi 'ThetaChi 'Theta Chi Nght desk clerk needed. Midnight to 8am.3 - 354-8800' We do allow pets. (choose one) Wednesday, April 13,2:00pm THE PICTURE PUCE apartment with bathroom, kitchen, Irving room. 4 shift* per week. Some weekends. Long term In the Student Union S175/mo. • eiec 4 phone. Call Dave at position. Buckeye Budget Motor Inn. Call Seminar D ME DUNE 372-4146. 352-1520. 353 0325 "CARTY RENTALS Whan: Friday. Apr) IS, 10:00am Students from Youngstown, Senior desparateiy looking tor apartment Available 1994-95 school year • tusy turn. SALES/CUSTOMER SERVICE Ail units • 2 s*m. • 9 payment lease. Warren, A Poland areas roommate tor 94-95. Non-smoking lemale. All Seminar E: New sbank, Comlndex, NEEDED for SUMMER jobl! my friends are graduating A I hav* no one to 321 E. Merry ■ new 8 bdrm apt 2 lull baths UM Databases, BG News Inde. Kaplan, the world's test prep leader. Beaks dy- RhM Supply Co. live with - HELP me out please! Call Christine 3091/2 E. Merry • single rooms lor males When: Monday, April 4,2:00pm is looking tor MgmtrSales Interns. namic, intelligent, caring people with very high USG • USG • USG • USG ■ USG at 353-0014. Minimum wage. Oaf 2-2451 tor details standardized test scores to service potential 451 Thumbn Apt's 108 A I19 Efficiencies, fur- Seminar F: Government CD-ROM and enrolled student* who plan to take college mshed Call John Newlove Real Estate at Pick up your applications or bring resume to 238 Ad. Bkfg. Subieaser from June to August. Own room, un- Databases and graduate admissions exams. Part-time. 354-2260. for the 1994-95 Executive Cabinet! furnished, dose to campus. Call 3S3-7709. When: Tuesday. April 5.9:00am 10-2S hour* weakly, in Toledo Ca'i Man SUBLEASERS WANTED - 2 bedroom, unfur- Scheiber at 1-538-3701. 520E.R*ed-only2letl! Seminar G: The OhioLINK Gopher Theta Chi' Theta Chi • Theta Chi mshed 5/13 - 8/8. 724 S. College «32. Call 2 bdrm furnished across from campus. Free Now available in room 405 Student Ser- The Brothers ol Theta Chi would like to con- SLIMMER COUNSELORS - BOYS CAMPUS water and sewer, washer/dryer, extra storage. Sessions: Wednesday, April6. 2O0pm 352-4801. vices gratulateMlchelle Beverly on being elected GREAT CAMP, GREAT KIDS. GREAT FACIL- (choose one) Wednesday, April 13,10:00am Call Newlove Rentals 352-5620. Our only ol Summer Subieaser. May 16-Aug. 8,2 bdrm., 1 ITIES; NEED GREAT COUNSELORS. N.Y.S. house sweethean Keep up the great, work! tea. block Irom campus. Total rent $700 for sum- CO-ED KIDS RESIOENT CAMP, LOOKING Register by Apnl 1, by phone (372-2362) ox•ox*ox'OX'ox'ox ox Completed applications due back mer Very negonatxe. Call 353-9429. FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS, TWO HOURS Efficiency Units AVAILABLE or by e-mail (IsaboKgandy bgsu edu) by 12 pm on April 7lh FROM ALBANY AND NEW YORK CITY, tor SHORT or LONG TERM Theta Chi ■ Theta Chi ■ Theta Chi SPORTS ■ WATERFRONT -: CAMP KENNY- IDEAL tor Graduate STUDENTS You may register tor as many The Brothers ol Theta Chi congratulates Chris HELP WANTED BROOK. 19 SOUTHWAY, HARTSDALE. NY Completely furnished w/fu!l CABLE seminars as you wish. Call 372-2362 Gerbrick on his Va lenbne Day lavaliering to HBO. utii.. phone A use of pool USG • USG • USG • USG • USG 10530.914-693-3037 lor more Information. Delta Gamma Michelle Beverly. all incl. LOCATED NEAR CAMPUS OX'OX'OX'OX'OX'OX'OX'OX TEACHERS CALL 352-7365 or 352-1S20 $7S0/wk. Alaska fishenes this summer. Mari- UNIVERSITY RED CROSS BOSU BLOOO- time Services 1-206-860-0219. Kaplan, the world's test-prep leader, seeks "•AGEOfRUBENS-" M08ILE excellent teachers with exceptional scores on FOR RENT IS COMING!! Come visit the wonderful eihibit ol Ruben's at VOLUNTEERS NEEDEDI! Aerobics instructor, low impact or stepper. 1 A 2 bedroom apt*, turrVunturn. Available lor the Toledo Museum ot Art on April 9. standardized exams (minimum 90th porosnble) Apnl 11-15 (Mon-Fn) 10.30-4 30 1994 Recreational Sports Biathlon Morning & evening classes. Perrysburg area. for LSAT, MCAT. GMAT, GRE. SAT and ACT summer. 9 mo. leases Campus shuttle, heat NE Commons (neit to Rodgers & Campus Open so enure campus! Saturday. April 16. 1994 Call Joan 874-8442. included. WINTHROP TERRACE 352 0135 Forget about parking because transportation is preparation programs in the Toledo/BG area. Police). Please give bloodl Give me gift ol Mel Sign up in the Student Rec Center Call Matt Scheiber at 1 -538-3701 tor and inter- Greek organizations can pick up their volunteer provided and will deliver you nght to the front Main Office by April 14 Alaska fishenes summer employment. Earn up view and audition GEORGETOWN MANOR APTS. sheets A donor sign-up sheets at their campus door. DEADLINE TO SIGN UP IS FRIDAY, All volunteers receive a free to $15,000 this summer In canneries, pro- 800 Third St. mail boxes located in Student Services. H you APRIL 1 AT THE EDUCATION BUILDING Biathlon t-shirt Wait staff, delivery, counter person. 15 min. cessors, etc. Male or temale. Now renting lor 1994-95 have any questions, please lee! free to call tie Sign up between 10-3 Thursday A Friday. Lim- For more information call 372-7482 from campus. Full or P/T. Iwxibl* schedule. Room/uoard/iravel after provided' Guar- (12 moysch. yr.) A Summer '94 Red Cross office. 352-4575. ited space is available and sign-up* are on a Apply at China Defile exit 193, Rt. 20, Perrys- first come, first serve basis - so sign up today i an teed Success! (919)929-4398 ext A76. burg. Across from Holiday Inn French Quarter Fully furnished 1 BR A 2 BR Units. Welcome Back Students! Excellent location. Reasonable rates. Any questions, call Colleen at 372-5889 ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT 1-872-2414. •"AGE OF RUBENS'" Cat 382-4966 or stop by VOLUNTEERS NEEDED!! Get Into the spring spirit at The Greek fisheries. tie building, fio Many earn S2.000 pkis/monrh 1994 Recreational Sports Biathlon Marti Check out our hot specials' 100% Cotton ALPHA PHI • BROWN' ALPHA PHI in canneries or $3,000 - $6,000 FOR SALE Saturday. April 16,10B4 T-Shirts only $13.98 including your choice of Congratulations on your engagement to plus/month on fishing vessels. Highland Industries Inc. Sign up in the Student Rec Center custom Greek letters I Stop by today! Shawn llif. We wish you all the best. Many employers provide benefits. 1 A 2 Bed, spacious, ArC. tor ma Main Office by April 14 The Greek Mart. 119 E. Court Si . Love. Jen AKathy No experience neceaary! discerning up per das* $ gradual*. All volunteers receive a free (Near Mr. Spots) 353-0901. I960 Audi 4000 Can 585-0211. Ask lor Tim For more information call: or Linda. Engine rebuilt, new ores, Furnished A unlurnished start at $350/mo Biathlon t-shitt 3546036 1 ■206-548-4188 ait. ASS44 battery, AR. A more For more information call 372-7482 AOTT • AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT Christy Travis* toe Beer Happy Hours at Brathaus Friday 4-9 pm A belated congratulations on invitation into Aquatic Complex Positions. City of Bowling 1984 Ford EXP - 5 speed. New exhaust, runs Houses tor rent. Some w/aii utii.ua* paid. 2,3, Also, Sunday 7 pm - closing Mortar Board! Congrats from all ol usl Green Parks A Recreation Department is good. $700 or bast offer. Call 3530634 or 4 people. AOTT • AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT ■ AOTT takmg applications for the following positions: Call 353-1731. INTRAMURAL ENTRIES DUE: MEN'S VOL- Swim Program Director * Application deadline 3 piece sots set in good condition $900 o.b.0. 4nV94. Must have C.P.R.. First Aid A Ad- • AOTT • AOTT • AOTT • AOTT • AOTT LEYBALL - APRIL 5; M. W, C BIATHALON - New, unassembled dining set. $700 MT.VERNONAPTS. L APRIL 6; M, WOPEN GOLF TOURNAMENT vance Lifesaving. Lifeguards. Swim Lesson In- Congratulations to our new UAO directors: o.b.o. Call 354-0501 602 SIXTH ST. - APRIL 20. ALL ENTRIES DUE BY 4:00 PM structors • Appicat on deadline 4/15/94. Must CURRENTLY RENTING FOR 1994-95 PR Homecoming Director - Julie Potter 6 ft long bar wroak tabieiop. has forest green IN 130 FIELD HOUSE ON DUE DATE. have C.P.R.. First Aid A Advance Lifesaving. ALSO. SUMMER RENTALS Travel Director • Holly Marzerb and brass trim. Draft ready w/C02 tank, - Pool Attendants. Head Attendant - Application Spacious, fully fur ni shed 2 bedroom Management Inc. AOTT AOTT • AOTT ■ AOTT • AOTT Kappa ' Kappa Sig ' Kappa deadline 4/15/94. Must be at least 16 years cooler, chrome tower tap $ all ot the fittings. AX, diswashera. washer/dryer. Happy 22nd Birthday Has shelving 6 Includes 2 matching bar stools old. Apply at the Park Office at 417 City Park 11/2 baths SUMMER RATES lor large 1 bedroom BRIAN CHAMBERS Dr., Bowling Green, OH. City ol Bowling Green Only 8 mos. ok). Asking $350 Contact Call 354-0401 or atop by Apt. 2. apt. levied at 215 E. Poe Rd. ■ ATTENTION BG PRO MEMBERS ■ The best twin brother is an equal opportunity empkiyor. 352-8164. Very Im port a ni con lerence meeting a girl could have! 6-1 -94/8-14-94 term is only $475. Monday, April 4 s) 7:30 in 104 BA You mean the world to me. Arthur Victor Painting Inc. Classic Bslfy Spy Hunter Now leasing Last minute details & bring your reg. fee Let's make it a Seeking motivated students interested in a tuj- Stand-up video game $350 1 -2-3 bedroom apartments $ houses Good condition Call Brian ©354-2306 • ATTENTION BG PRO MEMBERS - great April Fool's Day I time summer positon as a Professional. Resi- 354-8800 * We do allow pet*. I Love You. dential House Painter. No experience neces- Always, sary, training is provided. For further intorma- For Sale: BG water can actually taste great. Beer • Beer ■ Beer ■ Beer' Beer On* bedroom apartment your "line" sis - Jill tonrinierview please call Cleveland Area: Water Purifiers, new cost is $150. wil sacrifice Come party on a chartered bus for the April 7 128 S. Summit tor Summer 1994. Brad at 352-2154, Cincinnati Area: Brian at tor $80. Call Pal 3S2-7998. Management Inc. Tribe game. Call James @ 352-3891. Includes 372-6505. 1-267-3341 game ticket & bus ride • seals going fasti Tribe KAPPA SIGMA' KAPPA SIGMA For Sale: 3eermeisier; New lines, ball and The Brothers ol Kappa Sigma would like to AS MUCH AS $15,000 . PER SUMMER M prong laps, 2 C02 tanks. First $225.00 Can 2 bdrm, 642 S. College, # 1 has 'Party "Tribe* Party Single female room, private bath, cooking facil- congratulate Chris Hurley on his recent lava- ALASKAN SUMMER EMPLOYMENT? YES. 352-7998. been recently remodeled, small pal liering to Jamie Mider. BUT IT PAYS TO GET THE FACTS! I'VE ities, quiet resdentol area one mile from cam- o.k. Availoble anytime after July Congratulations toOENISE HARE and TINA KAPPA SIGMA ■ KAPPA SIGMA DONE IT: I KNOW! FOR INFO. SEND A SELF- Like New Caliente 10apsed pus. Prefer 12 mo. lease starting in May. No POEPKUIAN on being selected as Tour Great Condition $75 pats, no smoking. $19S/mo. inc. ubt. CaH 15,1994. $475/mo. 12 mo. lease. ADDRESSED ENVELOPE TO: ROBERT J. Gudea. Way logo AOTTExIraordinaresI PATON: P.O. BOX 23397: KETCHIKAN. AK Calltwck at 372-5476 352-1832 or 352-7365. MAKE A DIFFERENCE HEY YOU GUVS! 99901. SUBLET June • July: Charming, furnished UAO Panhel. end IFC invite the entire campus Sexual Offense Peer Education ASSEMBLERS: Excellent income to assemble Limited Quantity Available house, garage, yard, central neighborhood, to visit the "AGE OF RUBENS" on April 9. Group forming tor Fall '94 products at home. Info 1-504-646-1700 DEPT. Panama City Spring Break T-Shin* dates A rent negotiable. Can 353-8903 33% Discount Tickets are 85.50 and can be put on your bur- Call 2-2130 lor into or slop by OH-62SS. Summer rental on S. College Cell 332-7081 sar. Sign up between 10am and 3pm on 310 Student Services 1 to 2 person apt., price negotiable BARTENDERS. WAITERS/WAITRESSES Gat Yours Today! Management Inc Thursday, March 11 on first floor ot Educa- 352-8553. ask lor APRIL or ELAINE tion, and on Friday, April 1 outside the Edu- Cedar Point Amusement Park interviewing on cation building. Sign up NOW - space is lim- Campus for Bartenders, Waiters A Waitresses Positions include ops! APPLICANTS MUST BE SAI (IBM Ctone) Turbo 40mb Hard Drive. HUGE 1 bdrm, 215 E. Poe Rd., all ited. Don't be late! Summer subl«*s*r(s) needed tor 1 bdrm. fur- WANTED AT LEAST 21 YEARS OF AGE. 1024K, IBM Proprmter XL, 101 Keyboard. Doe ulil. included e«cepf •be., 9 1/2 or Any questions. call Colleen at372-5889. 6 0 Samtron Monitor... $300. Call 352-7988 nished apt. Free utilities, cable, phone. Price HEY YOU GUYS! negotiable. Call 352-0*98. 12 mo. ISMS*.' starts at $300/mo. BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY 1 or 2 roommates, MVF, tor summer only DATE: Monday. Apr! 4 and/or through nan school year. Own room, TIME: 10:00AM 800PM house 2 blocks Irom campus. Washer/dryer, PLACE: Student Services Bldg.-Forum rant 1185, possibly nag. Can 352-1939 any- amo. No appointment necessary Ask tor Ann! For more intormaion. call 419-627-2246 Management Inc. 2 temale summer sublease's wanted. $122 SO/moyperson Across torn campus. Eff. apartmanl, 215 E. Poe Rd. Call 353-5826. Starts ol $210/mo. include* all utils. 2 females desperately seeking a place to live tor Fal Semester only. Call 353-6229 2 roommates needed tor Fal 1994 - Spring 1996. 2 bedroom apartment - washer/dryer avasaole. C*l Nick Q 383-0363. '2 ■tsBlaaeara n**d*d lor eummer Management Inc May14-Aug.il Unl veralty Court s 1441 dough (419)353-5800 soOO/pemon.neg. 353-9017 Stop in our office locotod oil 045 N. Msiin St. for a corn pies* list of apis, wo 2-3 Sublease!* needed lor eummer.Super havo available. race apt. a* air A dishwasher, 2 bdrm. 1 112 bar.. $410/mo. nag. No Ills.lining tee. Cat 353-8718 anytme be/ore 11:00 pm tsssmss Want a lumnw jab thaTi moct thin money and wort *xpt**erx*? Want ■ job when? you can rnita "•artM eVMJ *Jnj0¥ TTW QtTaat lUfi f | $SJ6S ; $4.65 Csder Pouts 3,500 jobs have what you're tooting tor food pay. the dunce tor a tula 1st sTs) ILjargeOnetem Medium One tern c Smell One tem l bonus, housini available (tor II and older). Extra ftama *1 each vstosttoworaexusi1sisjs.ararisxs*anrx^e/smand Extra tana 73*> aach BttnssNra9Ms**ctiExtra team* VI* •—-h I en entire amusement pint end beech to enioy IwCr.=s»9oay»* orCMcsjgoSsyti Chicago Styks when you're oft duty. Stop by and tak to us about the orpportumon COUPON EXP. 4-7-94 COUPON BCP.eVTaK ■ COUPONPON EXP. 4-74)4 I ilicenied riders account for ■OWLINO OMIN STAT1 aoffJwfaUutiesiiiso'TiesUtes. UNIVIRMTY get your motorcycle operator I lAorsraty, Apr* 4 ItkOOAM-sMOPM ise today. And prove I U icirm you cm ride safely. L 353-siee 352-6166 fMusksnt Berries* fesfcang - Forum IFREE DELIVERY , FREE DELIVERY ,, FREE DELIVERYI tea exert assd as aaaetstaest SI yes sea* e»sst*»matsssei*aissseslsl»M»sgJs». Insiderthe magazine Volume Four, Issue Ten April 1,1994

Insider previews a counter-cultural phenomenon

/!■***! 1, ; '■••'• =' »* * *» ?«» . ^777 ,\ ,Insider Frl.. April 1, lti Sic Sic: raw and unmasked Insider the Magazine suspect me of breaking the code of are pretty cool," I said, wondering silence," George croaked from where this was going. "Hey wait, what seemed like a long way Isn't It one of your lifelong dreams "Satan, Satan, away. to Join their little dub?" Satan," George Staff: Forgetting to put on pants I 'Tonight. I was initiated Into the chanted, like those Hey, rushed to the door. George may be light," George said. In tones of awe. anal and a little scary at times, but "So you Joined the little dub?" I damn rock star Joe Me. he Is my roommate. My mind queried. wannabe monks. reeled. How could George be In What George said next Is not for editor-in-chief trouble? The to d never does any- the weak at heart. If you are prone Scott DeKatch thing wrong. He Is an honors stu- to fainting spells or pregnant, dent, he attends all school events, please stop now. Just then George came busting by Joe Pelffer he Is a member of Sic Sic. "Th-th-they showed me what Into the room. His face was a pasty managing editor Oh my God, that was It. Those happens to Sic Sic members a-a- white. Joe Peiffer Alright, It's Springtime here In the masked freaks had struck again. after they are unmasked," George hlO-Iess dry. Flowers are blooming, Invading yet another Innocent vic- said. "It was terrible. The crash test grass Is greening and birds arc tim with their own spedal brand of "What do they do, drag em into dummy shoved splinters under- editorial assitant I crapping. There Is a weird element paint and posterboard mayhem. the alley and posterboard their neath my nails. The werewolf Dorian Halkovich In the dry and things are about to You, faithful reader, may feel that ass?" I asked, sun unaware of the broke my toes. And al the while break wide open. I'm overreacting, but you weren't powers I was fooling with. the big- eared loopy guy was doing People are more or less used to there the night George came home "No," George said gravely. his Bob Saget impersonation," a flippant, cynical, sad-attempt-at- from his Sic Sic initiation. That so- "Have you ever seen Children of George said. "It was hell. Joe. It photo editor humor column from me. But today called spirit organization has more the Corn?" was hell." Elizabeth Snider this Is Just not the case. What fol- to hide than a North Korean scien- "You don't mean..." I stam- "How did they know. Georgle?" lows Is a tale that has to be told -- tist mered. I asked. 1 at any cost. What follows Is a real Oh, the honor. I remember that "Yes. when you are de-masked art editor look at our campus' only spirit or- late Saturday night like It was yes- the other Sic Sic members take "Spies. Their signs have ears," Mike Cook ganization and Its effect on my terday. you. lay you down and bleed you." George replied. roommate George. "Look at yourself, man," I said, George said. RRI1INNNGGG. RRIHNNNGGG. more than a little concerned for "Bleed you?" So this concludes my expose on My phone Intruded on my brief at- George's well-being, seeing as he "You know the red stuff they use Sic Sic. ft wasn't something I want- production tempt at shut eye after one particu- was wearing a mask and plain blue to make their signs? It's not paint, ed to do, but they forced my hand lar evening at the Bowling Green prison bodysuit. my friend. It's not paint," George by explaining in loud letters that we Vicki Heckman social scene. "Satan, Satan, Satan," George sobbed. had a member amoung us. Be- Meredith Linamen "lech, this better be good." I an- chanted, like those damn rock star Iwasataloss. sides, I'm a journalist and we seek swered In a less-than- chipper wannabe monks. "Don't ever let anyone know I the truth. t\$tC!Before they fire up mood. At this time In the morning, "Get a hold of yourself, man. told you this." George sighed. "If the paint and posterboard Joe im- advisor "lech" was the only form of a What happened?" I asked. they ever find I have broken the plores Sic Sic to take a gander al the Robert Bortel swear word I could rouse from my "You know the campus spirit or- vow of silence they will come for first letter in each of his first 10 par- doudy skull. ganization Sic Sic?" George asked. me. too." agraphs. Have a great April I and a "Load up the car and save me, "Oh, the paint and posterboard With this ominous statement I Happy Easter, kids. Joe's email ad- senior writers man. They've come for me. They toils. Yes. I know them. Their signs am again thrown Into the present. dress [email protected] Walter Campbell Amy Deeb Andy Dugan Dorian Halkovich Mating season hits BG Melinda Monhart Todd Stanley new forms of life from different 1. The further south you travel, places, to boldly party like no one the more beautiful women are. contributors UKATCll has parted before. These were the They grow 'em pretty down South. voyages of the slarship Deanrrwhile Especially In Athens, Georgia. In case you do not David Coehrs 2.1 should have gone to school know, Alabama is a Trevor Gray We were lost somewhere Just atUGA long, tree-filled state Tom Kitchen outside Montgomery, Ala. (In case 3. If you tip your bartender good Sam Melendez you do not know, Alabama is a enough, a $4 dollar daiquiri Is with nothing in it Julie Michalak IYOU CAN long, tree -filled state with nothing WELL worth the price. except Montgomery Michael Siebenhaler in It except Montgomery and Bir- 4. Everybody's an exhibitionist, mingham. In Birmingham, they given enough alcohol and a good and Birmingham. In |By Scott DeKatcM love the governor, or at least that's enough game of Thumper. Birmingham, they what they tell us) when a truckload 5. Jimmy Buffett needs to die. mascot It was mating season in College- of beautiful women from Tennes- 6. It's not grits, it's GREEEE- love the governor, or Swampy, the Black Swamp | Land and. Just as birds leave their see stopped and asked us where UHTS. at least that's what Monster nests for sunnier skies, the colle- we were going. They were as lost 7. I'm really sick of Reggae and gians were flocking In droves long as we were, but real men never Jimmy Buffett (see #5) they tell us. as the great state of Alabama and admit to being lost (Just ask Hay- 8. OSU knows how to party, but heading south to lose their skulls. den Fox), so when we found out the MAC still drinks more. away, drink and have sex with Along the great highway, license we had a common destination, we 9. Spring break is one place BG other college students and have Insider Is an Independent plates told of starting points across asked them to follow us. and Toledo can get along, at least Mom and Dad wire money to b ail magazine published tueekil the eastern half of the U.S. - Ten- until you start talking sports. them out when they are arrested during the accademlc yearj nessee. Georgia. Illinois. Indiana. Now these women were more 10.1 drove almost 1,000 miles for public Indecency or some other Letters, questions, poetry, And Ohio. It seemed they were all than Just beautiful. You see. they to party with 550.000 college stu- stupid charge. fiction and art submissions) from Ohio, but that's alright. The were SOUTHERN women. They dents from Ohio. But it is better than life here in as tueli as your concerns, destination was the same, and cars grow 'em pretty down there, folks. Of course there are more things Coleegetown, folks. Go out on the shot through the winding tnter- So pretty, in fad. our friend Brian, to remember, but space is limited town in beautiful Bowling Green Should he sent io insider,; states of the old South like super- who had been sleeping since we and the long version of this list and see what happens when you la west Hail, Bowling sonic bobsleds fueled by everdear. left Ohio, Immediately awoke with makes mention of some friends approach a stranger and say, "I'm Green, OH 43485. Ule can't] I was among friends. The best a new burst of energy. But that is whose friendship I would like to Scott, what's your name?" sand anything back, but \u\ friends a disillusioned Ideal- another story, one I will not go Into keep. Scott DeKatch is a tanned, rested, Just night put you In ist/wonkjournallst/rock and roll at this Juncture. However, I have The bottom line Is this: four and tired and pissed off man from print. puppydog like myself could possi- : compiled a list of things I learned a half trillion college students Youngslown, Ohio. He's not only edi- t»t tUttui bly have. Our mission: to seek out that week, so take heed. spend a ton of money to go far tor of Insider, he's also a client. Frl., April 1, 1994 8 InaicUr twenty Questions...

thai age bracket knew that Ihe war How has It changed elaca you've was going lo change our Bves forever. been her. 7 And ii sure did change trine. Wei Ihe dty has certainly gotten a Wes Hoffman Ho«r7 lot bigger. The federal government has I had wanted lo be an airline pilot intruded in our lives more than H used and I didn't know how I was going to to. There was no EPA for example pay for Ihe training. 1 survived the war. Now we're coming under several new - Mayor Wn Hoffman was sent lo 1 was In combat In China. And then 1 regulatory agencies. Not to mention Bowling Green In 1963 lo head Ihe became and Air Force plot and 1 liked what happens with health care. University's RGTC program. He wenl H. So I spent Ihe next 27 years doing Do you follow naaahsTT? on to leach geology before gelling his what I wanted lo do except 1 was in Well I used to. When I grew up in feel wet In Ihe political arena. Our own the military Instead of flying for Ameri- Philidelphla we had an American Joe Pettier chatted with his honor can Airlines. League team thai was Ihe A's and a .about ...well. .stuff Rliht. It's a little more atable. No National League team that was the Phfflies. If you and Police Chief Calea Amh TheyTl always be in business. II was What do you think of the re- were to go into a no holds barred a Gfe that was challenging and diffucuit alignment of the leagues? What mWld I can JOB. Mayor system But, when the government cage match, who would come out and dangerous. Not everybody sur- It's so confusing. I'm a product of Hoffman ... Mr. Mayor ... Mayor Wes functions and the board gets lo work alive? vived, but c« the whofe I liked . ... The Wes-man? ■ when we had an American League politics are very seldom a considera- He would. He's much younger than What are some of your favorite and a National League and eight In Canada they cad the mayor your tion. I would say thai in the twenty or I am. And he's bigger than I am. T.V. shows? teams in both of them and you could worship. so years that I've been connected with What do you think about all the I like masterpeice theater. I like a lot make sense oi it. Now It's more difli Oh really, mil work on that What dry government I have seen very few studeats running for dty council on of Ihe PBS shows. My wife likes Mur- cult. do yos think you've accomplished decisions - I could count them on one one head, but oa the other hand we'- der She Wrote so I walch that with her. •I not you've become mayor? Yes sir, it's crazy. Do you like Sina- hand - thai had any kind of political ve got all this apparent stodeat I won't watch MTV and I won't watch tra? Gee whiz, you catch me off guard basis. «P» thy oa the other head. the Home Shopping Network when you ask me those kind of ques- Yeah, of course you know Frank Would you atill be my h«ro? I think what the students ought to I wont hold that a(abut you. How tions. Sinatra started when I was just a kid No, uh. I grew up in (he military do Is to have their own sort of student long have you been la Bowling He was Just a skinny kid and I can re- Too have the right «o remain silent where you had a mission and you bi election and decide which of them GreenTWcll we came here In 1965 So member him at the Earf Theater in The capital Improvements are most- went ahead and did H and that's the wants to run. Because what happens what's that, almost 20 years? Oh Pennsalvania singing, what the hell ly the big things. We're putting a lot of way I view my job. I have a job to do ... If you want to put a student on the man, almost 30 years, good heavens! was it. "Saturday Night Is the Loneliest emphasis on economic development. and Ijusl do it Ihe best I can. council you don't want to dilute the Boy, that's tough. Night of the Week. Some of those old What would yon Ua to see happen How do you seal about the recSs- vote. You got three students out there Gee whiz. I can't believe I've been songs he used to sing I stiTI like lo before you're oat of here? trtctlsf Issue? running for the same seat and you here that long. listen to. WeO. in terms of capital improve- Well, uh, I'm kind of neutral on K already have a low turnout. I would ments I'd like to see the second water The arguments thai are being made recommend thai students should pick transmission Une finished I'd like to by Ihe students are mathematically one amongst themselves and send see some Improvements made In our correct Uh. practically, I don't think 'em out there lo run. CHARLESTOWN APTS. city hall. I'd Eke to see something they make much difference. In other How is that [first ward dty coun- started or at least a need acknowleged words, you can redisirict aU you want cilman Todd] Wdimlt Ud working AND for a West side Are station. I'd like to - I don'! think ill! change what hap- out aaywayTThe what? see more economic strength In the pens In the voting patterns Its sad. Never mind. Do you have any MID AM MANOR city. reaDy. because under the current favorite anecdotes about when you •NOW RENTING* system of ward boundnes if the stu- were growing up as a boy la Phila- If than were no politics what dents wanted to vote as a block they delphia? ♦ Choose from choice apartments within walking distance to would yoaba? could aduaHy elect three or four coun- Thai's a long lime ago. you know campus Summer 1994 and school year 1994-1995. Now, say that again. dlmen and a mayor. What happens is I'm seventy-two years old now. No, I ♦ 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, gas heat and If there ware no politics what they don't vote in enough quantity. I Hunk the thing I remember most ♦ water included, air conditioning would you be? do tiiink it's improving, though, be- about growing up was the beginning 641 Third St Apt 4, B.C. 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lion is superb and the songs are all time off and decide what it is they gems, like "The More I Believe." want to do. The inconsistency be- "The life thai I've been living/From tween their Bve shows and albums the day t first drew breath/Has been my mokes a good case for a redesignation way of forgetting/I'm on the journey to of the band's musical vision. my death" Scott DeKalch Another song. "These Arms of Mine," could compete with any late '50s ballad, if it weren't for the vocals Riddles are Abound Tonight sounding like a soulful Scrooge laanacope McDuck. Les Claypool. When spoken AH in ad. this is the Prodaimers' best amongst musical companies the effort yet, and should push them even name inspires awe. When spoken TteFradabaen closer to real mainstream success. amongst women it makes them Hit The Highway Scott DeKalch swoon. When spoken amongst sing- ChrvsaBa/EBC ers. weO ... Before Claypool was the There was this dorky B A in my haH Material beat bassist/Trontman of the now hugely freshman year. His name is unimpor- Freak City Soundtrack popular Primus, he was a member of tant, but he was the person who first Mercrary a band called Sausage. opened my ears to the High and Material Issue are one of those Five years have passed since the ^ Lonesome Scottish styDngs of the Prc- bands you have to see five. Onstage. release of the band's only album and daimers. It was before anyone had their raw energy and glam-punk acro- Interscope and Prawn Song records ever heard of them. Before their cover baiics make for a great live show. have decided to re-release in a nice of "I'm Coma Be (500 Miles)" was Their albums, however, have fallen a wtle CD package. Those Primus fans overplayed to the poM of physical bit short of the high energy levels of who are looking for more of the dis- sickness. I Irked what 1 heard because their concerts, probably because the tinctive bass sound will not be disap- cold, bleached pavement with their they reminded me of a tort of High- production has been a bit overdone. pointed. In fact, a pleasant surprise ar- tattered guitar cases at their feet lands version of the Everty Brothers. Freak City Soundtrack Is vintage MI rives in the form of guitarist Todd strumming an old six-string for change Of course, the music was simpler at times, despite the high-gloss pro- Huth, who left the band to raise a fam- and crowd admiration. These are the CONTEST! then. Two guys, two gutters and some duction, and at times it becomes slow ly. Instead of the compHmeniary fellas that wittingly put up with the really good songs and sappy. The band seems to think guitar sound Primus fans may be used 2.00 bar crowd every night ("Can you Then the big hit-bomb dropped and pseudo-cool lyrics make up for weak lo. Huth forges out his own funk play 'American Pie.' man?") for the the Prodalrners got big. If not over- songs. The only time this seems to grooves that, at times, appear 10 battle sheer love of music. That's right, fans, another played Here was (his Wile-known work is in the song "Km the Wait- with Claypool. Hence, drurraiier Jay Playing a blend of folk, country and great contest. Just answer Scottish duo In glasses and button- ress." Lane is left with the smaller compl- blues Hawkins strums out a fate mish- the Mowing auestlons as down shirts all over MTV. Hmmm... "No one can save us but Kim the mentary parts to set up daypool's mash of lyrical genius. Songs on this correctty as you can and Hit the Highway falls somewhere waitress/Always turns me on ... Nobody mastery. compilation album like "Afraid" show well give you a free copy of between the Prodaimrrs' earlier mate- can save ui but Kim the wait- This results In a tradeoff from the cBASIC INSTINCT m rX&oWSeMa. NFL defensive player of the AprH8&9 Apnl 154 16. 224 23. oils, tarot cards & More. year? 29430 Mr/tlyaMO 13. What movie saw Sam Mon.-Th. 11-6 the piano player play "As i Fit -Sat. 11-8 Time Goes By?" rnMfPjht MtMt Mooo«n 143-C E. Wooster 14. Who Is the "voice of SaUrJnight theCavs?" « MIDNIGHT MOVIE BUCKS « (behind Madhatter) 15. What's the deal with rM ' 354 - 4015 that Zima crap anyway? 16. Redeem matt valuida coupons at our CWIOSSSJOO siond. Nen Midnight Sno»*8asic Injaxf Why does II never rain in Coupons good curing the above midnight sno*s only. Southern California? One coupon, per customer, per visit 17. What college-rock guru | I |p __ V produced the Replacements' Save ii II MM a n "Let it Be" I.p.? 18. Where is •1.25 II Swampy this week? FREE II OFF Large Pop II Medium Purchase SKYDIVE A II Medium II Of in Business since 1965 Popcorn | Large Popcorn Pop II Cleveland Parachute Center Only II •5.00 II 15199 Grove Rd. •5.S0 II or more GIVE SMOKING II Garrettsville, Oh. 44231 •xpires - 30/94 naoswaoiii ejorts 4/3Cr9* 11 usmnaam I .JLII II II A KICK -JL. JL. -j 1-800-841-6255 IN THE BUTT. K 1., April 1, 1994 Insider Shaq should stick with hoops

Marino, who plays himself as the kidnapped quarterback. Marino can throw a football as well as Worth anyone (when he's not injured, that is) but his acting leaves as bad a taste in your mouth as hearing the the Buffalo Bills are in the Super Bowl again. Although, one would have to be a decent actor just to Watch keep a straight face around Carrey. who poses as a mental patient and by Todd Stanley sometimes talks using his butt cheeks. Ace Ventura was smart enough tojust have one sportsman trying Recently, McDonald's commer- to act, but unfortunately, Blue cials with Michael Jordan. Larry Chips is full of great basketball Bird and Charles Barkley. as well as players who can't act worth a crap. Nancy Kerrigan hosting Saturday Nick Nolte stars as Pete Bell, bas- Night Live, bring one to the ob- ketball coach of former two time vious conclusion that sports stars NCAA championship winner, the should siick with what they know Western University Dolphins. Now - sports - and leave the acting to his program has fallen on hard the actors (as if there weren't times. Bell coming off his first los- enough bad actors out there). This ing season, because he refuses to notion Is painfuDY made evident in recruit players illegally using bribes. two recent movies, Ace Ventura: The script by Ron Shelton (who Pel Detective and Blue Chips. wrote and directed such good Ace Ventura stars Jim Carrey, sports movies as Bull Durham and whose claim to fame had been as While Men Can't Jump) goes no- Shaqullle O'Neal and Nick Nolle hoop II up ID Blue Chips. the only white actor on television's where, just using excuses to show In Living Color. He Is Ace Ventura, the players in action. Nolte Isn't a pet detective whose love for ani- given much dimension to his char- Bird as himself. Shaquille O'Neal as point guard for the Chicago Bulls? Chips wouldn't be worth the watch mals, crazy antics and sharp de- acter, just yelling, knocking over a rookie player named Neon, and It Is also ridiculous to have sports even If they were giving out free tective skills add up to a highly en- stuff, ranting and raving much like newcomers 'Penny' Hardaway and stars In the acting business, be- basketball at the movie. tertaining flick. The plot (what little Matt Nover. All of these guys can cause although great sports stars of it there Is) concerns the kidnap- hit the jump shot, but none of them are fun to watch In sports, they are Video Recommendations: with ing of the Miami Dolphins' mascot, can act. not so great on the silver screen. Jim Carrey, Peggy Sue Got Married. a dolphin named Snowflake. Ace is A great supporting cast of Ed O'- Ace Ventura Is worth the watch at With Nick Nolle. 48 Mrs. and The hired by the beautiful Courtney Cox The script by Ron Neill, J.T. Walsh. Louis Gossett. Jr. the dollar house price, and Blue Prince of Tides. to find Snowflake before the Super Shelton goes and Alfre Woodard Is wasted on an Bowl. Things are complicated fur- uninspired script that Is totally de- S ss I I I I I IIP ther when the starting quarterback nowhere, just using flated by William Frtedkin s bland is taken as well. excuses to show the direction. The only character worth This film belongs to Carrey salvaging Is Mary McDonnell who HOWARD'S club H whose bizarre acting style and an- players in action. gives an excellent performance as tics seem stupid at first, but grow Nolte isn't given Nolte's ex-wife. 210 N. Main Performing Live 352-9951 on you Hke some sort of foot fun- Wouldn't the sports world find It gus that will have you laughing so much dimension to a bit ridiculous to have Jim Carrey Thia Friday 4-1-94 hard you 11 have tears In your eyes. his character. as the starting quarterback of the Sean Young, usually a talented ac- Dallas Cowboys (although it would *v%fe tress, turns out a bad performance be hilarious) or Nick Nolte as the © as the hard-nosed Lieutenant who » Hub— » YIdeoO—i « Pool » Mngfoos Carrey constantly makes look like a all basketball coaches do (don't fool. At one point she asks, "how you find it surprising that there would you like to behorrendously aren't more basketball coaches tortured," and Carrey quips back, who die of heart-attacks in the "no thank you, I don't think I'm middle of a game). The cast Is full ready for a relationship wrth you of good basketball players; the right now." 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"II tasaassaaaaasssa Insider 6 fri.. April 1, 199,: Every little tiling is gonna be alright... Hash Bash set to hit Ann Arbor tomorrow at HIGH noon by Julie Michalak Still smokin' Sinclair. Sinclair, who was arrested Instated $5 fine for possession of cially planned, is to take place on for yourself on Saturday and draw for firing up two marijuana ciga- less than an ounce (ok. from this the Diag in the University (comer of your own conclusion. rettes in Michigan, was sentenced fact pattern, form your issues, rule, N. University and State Street). When hanging around the Diag Grab your visine and slash and to 10 years in jail. In opposition to analysis and conclusion). From Adam Brook, coordinator for the on Saturday, keep in mind that roll yourself a couple of big of his sentence, a group of hippies all there, ii became an annual event hash bash and member of Michigan's Finest will be keeping hooters and head north about 45 came together for a peaceful on April 1st at HIGH noon, and re- NORML. National Organization for the peace. However, when the vast minutes on Saturday for the 24th protest. Among them were Yoko cently changed to the first Saturday the Reform of Marajuana Laws, majority of the 10,000 will be eng- annual Hash Bash In Ann Arbor. Ono and the late John Lennon. At in April. commented on the crowd this aging in the activities, it is hard to The hash bash is an annual the protest, pamphlets were This year, the event will take year."l expect it to surpass 10,000 imagine that they'll be able to bust event which began in the early passed out for a 'hash bash' the fol- place on Saturday April, 2 at high and due to the fact that it is a holi- everyone (common knowledge 1970s to protest the arrest of John lowing April to celebrate the newly noon. The event, with nothing offi- day weekend should not affect the and previous experience). In the turnout." event that you are one of the lucky I had the opportunity to talk to few to be caught red handed, not some veterans of the hash bash to worry too much about maxing the other day in the Union. 1 got out the credit cards. A mere S25 for two very cooperative students, the possession of less than an ounce. first being Amy Arnold, who ven- OUTSIDE University property and a tured up north last year, "It wasn't $90 fine ON the premises. There worth all the hype, we expected are no plans that the University will more. We didn't see too many break up the event, however, there people smoking, possibly because will be officers, most likely State of the cold. However, in Columbus Officia's, regardless of whether or at their hash bash, they gave a not it's sanctioned by U of M. door prize of a six foot bong." So, call Mom like my brother Cruisin' down to the other end of Marty and I did and tell her to post the Union, I received input from pone Easter dinner, you'll be run- some one who wished me not to ning late but be extremely hungry. use his name (we'll call him Ber- Have a good time up there but be nle). Bernie's comment on the careful. Don't trust everything you hash bash went something like smoke for as my roommate An- this, "Its a big senior skip day for nemarie says, "the leed is waced." the area. It doesn't stand for what it And remember, safety is no acci- used to be." dent.

"I expect it to surpass 10,000 and the fact it is a holiday weekend should not affect the turnout."

1 spoke to Gary Savage, a con- servative student on his views on the hash bash and the like, "If peo- ple want to smoke pot and other things, they need to do it in their own home, on their own time. Most of the people there don't know what they're celebrating, and they seem to find this event only as an excuse and time to just get high." I on the other hand, as well as my brother, had a super du per time last trip up to the University of Michigan for the hash bash ... But don't take our word for it, And out Insider Tri., April 1, 1994 Dope smokers •mwfta beware adverse side effects :j , nVjrtiv'.M.i,vt>M Hf Mnfi HMkonck i hertwlgoddes* wmrfm

Uarjuane. You can snK*e»tn pipes, parxrs or by means of in- tricate tubes and corealnm filed with warer. Whatever means you ill d»c*^rn«r|u»najt«n4U some advene affects. "Some ofthe adverse affects of smoHr* marijuana include brain damage due to cell loss, loss of motlvatton. and lung damag«."Jim Knauer, a senior pre-med major, explained. •} I \\ . "SmoMng marijuana has the some effect of smoking cigarettes ; except that tt Is probably mc« carcinogenic because you don't use •OMr.-fM added. IHH\WI«'I"|I, .,^^* WlrhrheconlfCT^rsyoversmcJ^lnihemeo^arrfgoverri- ment cAces ripping through the country, marijuana smoking is up for another major hit. Lung damage Is a long term effect of smoking mar|uana or any- thing dse for that matter.» may lake a wMe but It happens, ac- cording to statistics, ■■ The rnost common short and long term effect people may be fam«arwtthislc«cH'mc^atlcfl.Al*c*^rrMin^arMtslechnicaDy a stimulant, the common stereotype and an actual fact you may Xft\ witness Is a bunch of people hanging out aB meDow. with serious munchkfsandstmply...w«ll...happyltseerns. "In the early 70s a group ofguys were teaOy heavy Into raaa- Juana use. bit woe reaBy socially concerned people. They were ready motivated people."Jeanne Wright, health education director, remembered. "Five years later at a reunion, aft erplaylnga game of football, all they wanted to do was pull down the shade and smoke marjjuana. They were still living at the same house with no fu3time jobs." "ll stums your motrvatlonal abElitics," Knauer added. "People may argue that ttmakes them think dearer and It does make them think more abstract but it alters your psychological point ofvtew on «&." Knauer does beBeve that some people simply may be predes- tined to have a relaxed, laid back attitude to Bfc. Many factors add totheeffect marjjuana has on respective people. "I think thai howeveryou are Itjusl enhances that" Dan. an ad- mitted manjuana smoker, said "Let's say you are really stupid. You'll just be more stupid." TvesrrwltedmarSuana for over 15 years, off and on," he add- ed. "Moreoffthanon. I think diet teBs you sorr^hing.Th* should teiyeart'snotamalgoodlhtoatOQQ.'' •Dea-beBemsmc^ manjuana has it's time and Kspiace. AtJmiftedry. he is an occasional smoker, toWngit upaboattwJct a year "around Christmas and other holidays." Tdneverbrtnglt too s«.awnm.ksjiiatll«al- cofcal." "* i

*****• "' - ' Tdaever■ use* because o/lheWi«gte«m e«»«s research has dtseowxed'Knetawsetd. *ddia« have tome good uses. Marijuana has also been used as a diM«s«M^itiwiii^capoar|ie<»iBtsfarn«ln. "^rs«r»iakb«*tfrid that Is lh« the benefits outwd^ setjuencej." Knauer explained 1 ihtrduhattf it Is the strongest drta|»j>|«lw»ltMlfCBt>l»«« that there are a lot stronger drugs out there that do a better Job."

It's reee college students are plagued with cancer and are using the drug aaame«»* for legitimate pam relief though. Wright suggeswusiuinga Baturaihigh. Everythtogfrcro rnodewesun- «ght,«reei posture, smBtng, exercise, positive thinking and food canhetope^aehleveanaturalhlghThesegTO • cnergyand a general good feetog, she added. '•G*bonyd«M ha« atrariqutl^ . aeases your attention span and positive thinking." she explained. So now you have a few tads and suggestions to keep In mind next ttmt the magical i»ad«ppearsWc«eyoaPtoteme4herb? Xnslcter Fri., April 1, 19941 Diamonds in the baseball rough batter that advances the runner ter who hits a lot of homeruns. but Drum Slowly Is about the sacrifice good, helped in the humor bullpen and usuaDy can be counted on for also strikes out Just as much. It of friendship. It stars Robert DeNiro by Jon Lovitz as the team's scout. a lot of singles and doubles. The stretches plausibility and is a bit di- and Michael Mortarty, DeNiro be- Geena Davis, Lort Petty. Rosie O' Bad News Bears Is a hilarious look che'd, but Is so dam fun that this ing a catcher who comes down Donnefl, and Madonna round out at little league baseball with Walter can be overlooked at times. Here's with Hodgkin's disease, Mortarty the cast as baseball players that Matthau coaching a bunch of mis- hoping the real Cleveland Indians- his pitcher friend who sacrifices the payed In a women's league that fits. It does Its Job of making you can pull off something similar this advancement of his career to en- formed during the second World laugh a lot, but doesn't get marry year. sure that his friend can play base War. A League of Their Own Is hbmeruns. The sixth batter for most teams baD for one more year. Very mov- great when it's funny, but doesn't Bull Durham Is the number is usually an underrated player ing story that pops out towards the connect when being serious. three batter, a power hitter that whose ability far exceeds his repu- end. The Pride of the Yankees stars There you go, ten baseball mov- gets many R.B.I.'s. Kevin Costner, tation, hitting and fielding above Gary Cooper as Lou Gehrig, the ies that every fan and non-fan Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, average but not being as exciting as man who played fifteen straight should watch. Just to get my two by Todd Stanley and a great supporting cast, take a cents in on the season, I predict Worth the Watch look at love In the minor leagues. that the Baltimore Orioles and the An Intelligent and witty script that's What better way to celebrate than by San Francisco Giants will meet in guaranteed to hit its' fair share of watching some movies that signify the the World Series with the Orioles homers. taking the Championship. Snlflir... you smell that? Base- Batting dean up In the number sport? baD season has ofBdaDy started. four spot Is Field of Dreams, the What better way to celebrate than best baseball movie, and for that the mega-stars. The sleeper film in years, never missing a game until by watching somes movie that sig- matter, the best movie period ever this position is Pastime. an un- he was forcesd to by the disease nify the sport. To keep with the made. This Is the Babe Ruth of known film with unknown actors which now bears his name. Gehrig baseball motif, IH set up the best movies, hitting, pitching, fielding, that is highly likable. It is about a sacrificed everything to give base- baseball movies in their own line • and Just being an all around great older pitcher who has spent his ball aQ that he had. up, Justifying why they are in that film. Field cf Dreams has a magi- whole career In the minors, yet has Eight Men Out steps up to the position. cal quality, making you laugh one never lost his enthusiasm for the plate as number two de an up hit- At the top ofthe order is The second, then filling you full of sen- game, his heart being far above the ter In the eighth spot. This Is simply Natural with Robert Redford. The timent the next. Kevin Costner abilities of his teammates. He takes a great movie about one ofthe first batter is atways the most con- stars In this one, too, with one of a young, black rookie pitcher under most interesting scandals in base- sistent, doing whatever it takes to the finest casts ever assembled of his wing and teaches him how to ball and American history, the get on base. The Natural accom- Amy Madlgan, James Earl Jones. deal with the prejudices and pres- Black Sox scandal, where eight plishes this consistency with a cast Bun Lancaster, and Ray Uotta. This sures of professional baseball. members ofthe Chicago White Sox that Includes Wilford Brimley. Km one hits a homerun every time It Much like its main characters, this were paid to throw the World Se- Basinger, Robert DuvaD. Richard steps up to the plate and shows us film has a lot of heart, with a low- ries. An excellent cast of D.B. Famsworth, Glenn Close, and Bar- the reason we love baseball so key but entertaining script. Sweeney, John Cusak, John Ma- bara Hershey, great direction from much. It is defintely batting 1.000. The seventh spot is atways the honey. Charlie Sheen. David Barry Levinson, and a spectacular Fifth In the order is Major sacrifice batter, getting himself out Strathatm, and Michael Rocker. A script by Robert Towne. It Is con- League with Charlie Sheen, Wesley to advance the runners on base. truly sympathetic tale that defends sistently entertaining throughout. Snipes, James Gammon, Bob This position Is platooned by two some ofthe players and hits al- The second movie up to bat is Uecker, and the always entertain- movies. Bang the Drum Slowly and most as many homeruns as the The Bad News Bears. This Is the ing Tom Berenger. This is the bat- The Pride of the Yankees. Bang the number four spot. A League of Their Own Is the final batter In the line-up. Not at all a serious hitter. It Is fun to watch but strikes out and hits tnto double Prices are Falling on plays a lot. Tom Hanks as the coach is the primary reason to watch this film. He single-handedly CD's and Tapes turns the film from mediocre to c» *o St. Thomas More Church s^ $11.96 425 Thurstin Holy Week Services Friday. April 1 st 12:00 Noon Saturday, April 2nd, 8:09 p.m. Good Friday Service Easter Vigil

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