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Volume 125, Issue 68 dailytarheel.com Wednesday, February 14, 2018 Putnam elected as student body president ment itself. in,” Krasnipol said. work of the Putnam adminis- Putnam’s campaign Putnam highlighted men- Putnam is now preparing to tration.” focused on mental tal health awareness as the implement her platform. This election was the first in focal point of her campaign, She said she understands which a student body president health reform. calling for Counseling and the limits of her office and was elected, rather than an Psychological Services to be wants to use her position to election for an undergraduate By Preston Lennon reformed. She said the mental promote research and new president. Putnam’s victory will Senior Writer health service has failed some policies. be followed by an election in of her close friends, and it “We got a lot of students the graduate student body to In the first election season needs to be reworked so it can excited about getting involved,” elect a Graduate Professional after a reworking of student adequately serve the student Putnam said. “That’s some- Student Federation president. government procedures, body it’s designed to protect. thing I want to carry over Had a graduate student ran Savannah Putnam was Senior Karli Krasnipol ran throughout the rest of the year.” and won for student body declared the winner. Results Putnam’s campaign, and said When Tomar saw the president, the undergradu- were announced in the Student she was thrilled to see the results, she said she is grateful ates would subsequently elect Union on Tuesday night. team’s work end in a victory. for her team. an undergraduate president. Putnam ran against Garima Putnam and her staff heard “Their steadfast commit- The Student Body President Tomar. The two juniors intro- the results outside of Alpine ment and support during this will take a seat on the Board of duced their ideas about how Bagel and erupted in applause process has left me so hum- Trustees and represents both student government should be when they heard the news. bled,” Tomar said. “I am proud undergraduate and graduate changed, in a time when the “We’ve been working for it that our team took such bold students. role of the organization is a for months, preparing, get- stance calling for desperately Additional reporting by DTH/JANET AYALA topic of debate within the stu- ting your team together and needed student government Cy Neff. UNC junior Savannah Putnam reacts to winning the 2018 UNC dent body and student govern- getting a platform you believe reform. I’m excited to see the [email protected] Student Body President Election on Tuesday night. Chemistry Net neutrality still up in air in biology department The married couples collaborate as researchers and professors. By Casey Quam Staff Writer

This week, it seems that love can be found just about anywhere on campus, particularly in the biology department. We asked three mar- ried professor couples to describe what it’s like to work alongside their spouses in one of the University’s most well-known departments.

Professors Kerry Bloom and Elaine Yeh Biology professors Kerry Bloom and Elaine Yeh met and have spent most of their lives in the world of academia. “We met when I was a graduate student at UC Santa Barbara, and Kerry was a post-doc there in the same lab,” Yeh said. Yeh, a research associate professor, and Bloom, a Thad L. Beyle Distinguished Professor, originally came to Chapel Hill 35 years ago when Bloom was offered a job. They work together supervising both undergraduate and graduate students’ research. “I am the more wacky one, and Elaine will shoot down my ideas,” Bloom said. “I definitely appreciate her brutal honesty.” Yeh described herself as more grounded than Efforts to stop net neutrality’s repeal are ongoing her husband, but together they are a team. The two professors’ offices are just down the By Bailey Aldridge or making certain content slower or charging regulations prohibited broadband providers hall from each other, and they said their motto Assistant State and National Editor more for certain content or better service. This from blocking content or charging more for is that at work they have quantity time, not is specifically a problem for marginalized com- certain content or better service. quality time. Bloom and Yeh do not talk much The Federal Communications Commission’s munities and people who want to access con- The vote came after FCC chairperson Ajit about work at home. recent rollback of net neutrality has prompted tent their service provider finds unfavorable. Pai, who was selected by President Donald “Our daughter, when she was younger, said concern about the future of the internet and The FCC voted 3-2 to repeal net neutral- Trump, released a draft of his proposal for we could not talk science at the dinner table,” actions to stop the repeal. ity on Dec. 14, 2017. The vote overturned the repeal, called the Restoring Internet Yeh said. “Now, she’s a graduate student at Duke The repeal means internet service providers Obama-era broadband regulations known in biology, and she talks science to her daugh- can discriminate against content – blocking as net neutrality. Adopted in 2015, these SEE NET NEUTRALITY, PAGE 7 ters, so she has broken her own rule!”

Professors Paul and Amy Maddox Amy and Paul Maddox have firsthand knowl- ‘Tough little nut’ takes down Notre Dame edge of the power of collaboration. They met each other in 1996 at the University MEN’S University of Notre Dame, 83-66, of Chicago’s Marine Biological Laboratory in for its fourth consecutive win. Woods Hole, Massachusetts. Now, both profes- NORTH CAROLINA 83 “I honestly think it was my wis- sors are cell biologists at UNC-Chapel Hill. dom teeth,” said Berry, who played “Our jobs are very similar in the grand NOTRE DAME 66 33 minutes. “I haven’t gotten them scheme of things, but we’re very different in cell out yet.” biology land,” Amy Maddox said. “Paul relies By Chapel Fowler The senior guard, who spent the more on technology, I’m more involved in teach- Sports Editor last few days guarding the likes of ing and mentoring.” Trevon Duval, Gary Trent Jr. and Each week, the professors attend the same When Joel Berry II arrived at the Markell Johnson, had another meetings, and on Fridays, they have joint lab Smith Center on Monday, ahead of tough assignment awaiting him. meetings. They have also coauthored several UNC’s third ACC game in five days, Matt Farrell, who didn’t play in papers. Paul Maddox believes that while the something started bothering him. UNC’s first meeting with Notre entire department is collaborative, married cou- Even though he had played 72 of Dame, was on a tear in his last three ples who work together in science are becoming a possible 80 minutes in wins over games. He’d scored 16, 19 and then a more common. Duke University and North Carolina career-high 28 against Florida State “I think it’s something that people shouldn’t State, it wasn’t fatigue he noticed. Univeristy on Saturday night. necessarily shy away from,” he said. “Two people Nor was it any nagging injury, like the “He came into the game pretty con- can have a synergistic effect.” sprained ankles he played on through fident,” Berry said. “We saw a couple UNC’s 2017 national championship of the shots he took that were really Professors Jean and Peter DeSaix run. It was pain from a tooth. deep, so we knew we had to come in One 3 p.m. trip to the dentist and and make it uncomfortable for him.” Since arriving at the University as graduate DTH/BARRON J. NORTHRUP a dose of medication later, Berry This strategy worked, to some students 50 years ago, biology professors Jean and UNC guard Joel Berry II (2) dribbles the ball past a Notre Dame scored a game-high 21 points, as defender during UNC’s 83-66 win on Feb. 12 in the Dean Dome. No. 14 North Carolina defeated the SEE JOEL BERRY, PAGE 7 SEE COUPLES, PAGE 7 2018 CAROLINA WRESTLING CAROLINA VS. DUKE Wednesday, February 14 at 7 pm Brawl at the Hall • Memorial Hall • 3 Fever Points FREE ADMISSION FOR ALL UNC STUDENTS WITH A VALID UNC ONE CARD. FOR MORE INFORMATION VISIT Happy Valentine’s Day, and shut your gob. HOMER SIMPSON 2 Wednesday, February 14, 2018 News The Daily Tar Heel

Film festival celebrates Black cinema By Allie Todd more individuals. to attend the festival. “I hope Staff Writer “It is important to cel- people of all races come out to ebrate Black culture through this event and get inspired.” The Hayti Heritage Film film because it is human and This is not only a way for Festival will start this week in it is universal,” Garland said. national films to be shown, Durham. The festival focuses She said the festival is an but also a platform for locally on celebrating both local and opportunity for everyone in produced documentaries to be national black cinema, from Durham to not only learn seen and heard by members of documentaries to fictional more about black culture, but their own communities. shorts, along with food, a to also celebrate it. “It will be cool to see all the market and talk-backs with Garland said she hopes struggles people go through some of the film creators. HHFF will be a way for to make these documentaries, HHFF is one of the longest everyone in Durham and the and how they have turned running Black film festivals in surrounding areas to come it into something beautiful the nation, and it is celebrat- together to learn and cel- to inspire us,” said Daleena ing its 24th season this year. ebrate Black culture together. Abraham, a 2016 UNC gradu- According to Lana Garland, Many similar film festivals are ate and member of the pro- the curator and executive pro- less accessible to those in the duction team. ducer of HHFF, this year the area, but this will bring the The festival will be running film festival revolves around experience right into reach Feb. 15 to Feb. 17 at the Hayti some different themes such for people in the Triangle. Heritage Center in Durham, as Black love, Black history, Along with the films, there but it encourages audience diaspora and more. It will will be a market and food members to continue the con- also include one segment spe- trucks in the vicinity. versation long after the three cifically pointed at youth and “This is a great opportunity festival days have ended. another directed at seniors. for people of color and any- “Film gives the lens on the Garland said this festival one else to learn something human experience in a spe- has been a combined effort they don’t know about their cific way,” Garland said. “It with the Hayti Heritage own race and of different speaks to all people.” Center, the production team, races,” said Crystal E. 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Bruni “We have to recognize highly ranked among other Staff Writer and Spellings both discussed what people’s backgrounds North Carolina public Twitter, and how the anonym- are,” Bruni said in response schools, there is a large com- The Art of Disagreement, ity of the internet can cause to a question asking how to munity of families in the area a talk hosted by the UNC people to use harsher language deal with those who may not that choose to home-school Institute of Politics Tuesday, than they would in real life. respect other identities or instead. focused on how to promote Bruni mentioned how the beliefs. “I think that’s going to There are 762 home- thoughtful debate in the midst journalism atmosphere is be more powerful.” schools in Orange County, of a politically divided era. fueling a lack of discussion The two speakers were according to a report by The two keynote speakers between people of different chosen because of their North Carolinians for Home were Frank Bruni, a UNC opinions. varying ideological stances. Education. Families and stu- graduate and Pulitzer prize- “We notice that opinion Spellings served as education dents list flexibility, accessi- winning New York Times writing is very extreme,” secretary under the George bility and social involvement columnist, and UNC-system Bruni said. “It is not an acci- W. Bush administration. as reasons they prefer home- President Margaret Spellings. dent that is what is being “I think that Spellings has school. The IOP organized the clicked on.” taken some kind of hypocriti- Barbara Cameron, a board event as a response to the Spellings and Bruni both cal stances on free speech,” member of Chapel Hill growing political polarization said while at a university, peo- said Maya Little, a UNC grad- Homeschoolers, said home- on college campuses. Tanner ple tend to self-segregate into uate student who attended schooling families choose the Glenn, founder and executive groups where their beliefs are the event. alternative because of reli- director of the IOP, said one affirmed by their peers. Little mentioned both the gion or dissatisfaction with of the group’s objectives was “I think some of the differ- appointment of an under- traditional public or private to engage and inspire the next ences are because there are cover police officer at the schools. Cameron also noticed generation of public servants. fewer opportunities to build Silent Sam sit-in and the a growing number of families “Both Frank and President relationships with one anoth- passing of a new free speech in the Triangle area choose Spellings have a lot to con- er,” Spellings said. “What is policy by the UNC Board of home-schooling for secular PHOTO COURTESY OF EMILY BREWER tribute to the conversation really foundational is, what Governors as examples of reasons. Homeschooling parents and children decorated a sign for about how we can respectfully do we agree about? We need free speech issues on cam- “To be honest, I think there December’s Holiday Craft Fair and Cookie Exchange. disagree but still find com- to find ways to keep people pus. as many reasons to home- mon ground on issues that we working together around “These are issues that I feel school, almost, as there are home-schooling accessible Home-school parent care about,” Glenn said. shared values.” that she hasn’t answered to at home-schoolers,” Cameron and efficient, Cameron said. Normia Vázquez Scales said The speakers also discussed Attendees could anony- all,” Little said. said. Michele Metzger was Chapel Hill Homeschoolers, the role of social media in mously submit questions. [email protected] Cameron, a former home-schooled from first to along with other networks elementary school teacher, 10th grade, and said she saw in Chapel Hill, made home- said she didn’t plan on home- pros and cons to both tra- schooling a gift for her. schooling her child at first. ditional and home-schools. Scales thinks home-school- Initially, Cameron made the Metzger said she had a ing should become the new decision when her daughter positive home-schooling mainstream form of educa- entered kindergarten because experience, and she thor- tion. she thought her child was too oughly enjoyed her education “I think it’s very efficient, young to be out of the house because she had more flexibil- and then you have thousands for an extended time period. ity in class choices. of options to choose from CAREER FAIR Cameron has home-schooled However, Metzger said online and textually based her child for the past 11 years. home-school has unique (resources),” said Scales. Cameron explained that there challenges. She had to work Traditional teachers and ty are some challenges that hard to get involved in com- home-school instructors accompany home-schooling. munity clubs and sports since share legitimacy, since the “Home-schooling your she wasn’t allowed to join teachers that are training the I kids is a huge commitment,” the school soccer teams or children are both academi- Cameron said. “Because in participate in school theater. cally qualified, Cameron said. most cases, one parent has It became harder to con- “I think it’s a piece of the to be unemployed in order to tinue home-schooling in high same puzzle really, because home-school the kid, and in school because of the classes it’s a highly educated commu- our case, in my family, it’s me. she needed. nity and so people are really It’s like parenting sometimes “If your parent doesn’t interested in well-educated — it’s hard.” know biology or chemistry, children,” Cameron said. However, Chapel Hill that’s kind of hard to teach @MattiasMiller provides resources to make out of a book,” Metzger said. [email protected]

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Bring multiple copies of your resume 919-401-9300 Professional Attire is recommended. This event is open to UNC-Chapel Hill students only. www.louisebeckproperties.com The Daily Tar Heel News Wednesday, February 14, 2018 5 All up in your business Tar Heels take third win in 5 days Part of a monthly update on local businesses. By Holt McKeithan Staff Writer Compiled by staff writer Michael Taffe Locked in a close battle on Monday night, the No. 14 North Carolina men’s basket- ball team needed a knockout punch against a Notre Dame team it was struggling to put away. With just over 13 min- utes left to play, Joel Berry II beat his defender with a pump fake, penetrated the lane and floated a jumper over the outstretched arms of Notre Dame’s Martinas Geben, despite a foul that sent Berry sprawling to the DTH/BARRON J. NORTHRUP floor. Berry converted the UNC forward Theo Pinson (1) attempts a layup during UNC’s DTH/DANA GENTRY and-one and gave the Tar 83-66 win over Notre Dame on Feb. 12 at the Smith Center. Acai bowls are the newest health-kick, and a “Create Your Own” option. Their “Classic Heels a 10-point lead — Mediterranean Deli has you covered. Bowl” is a smoothie-like blend of banana, their biggest of the night at thought he needed to do — ward who exploded for 18 Now a staple of the Franklin Street res- strawberry, apple juice and, of course, acai that time. attack. points. With North Carolina taurant scene, Mediterranean Deli began berries. This treat rich in antioxidants is then However, right when it With less than six minutes leading 63-59, Mooney went in 1992 as a small falafel restaurant with a topped with sliced fruit, granola and honey. seemed like the Tar Heels to play, forward Luke Maye up for a three but was fouled limited menu. Owner Jamil Kadoura became Recent sales seem to prove that Med Deli might be pulling away, defen- received the ball on the base- by Kenny Williams during the inspired to offer the the new dish after a fam- management caught on to the food trend just sive lapses allowed the Irish line. Maye finished only 3-11 shot — Williams’ second foul ily trip to California. in time. to get back into the game. from the field, but despite his of a 3-point shooter on the “It’s healthy, it’s trendy and it’s good — “They are selling really well, but we expect “We gave them a lot of easy quiet night, two Notre Dame night. and you know we are in a college town, and the sales to double or triple once in warms up buckets and that gave them defenders swarmed him With a chance to bring his people really like it,” Kadoura said. in the spring and summer,” Kadoura said. confidence,” guard Kenny immediately. team within one, Mooney While Kadoura and his team came up with Med Deli can be found at 410 W Franklin St. Williams said, “and that’s Pinson saw an opening stepped up to the eight different recipes, the restaurant offers selling a variety of acai bowl recipes for $10. how they started to hit their in the lane, and Maye saw line. Though he shot a perfect threes.” Pinson. Cutting through the 6-6 from beyond the 3-point One of those threes came paint, Pinson caught Maye’s line for the game, he missed from Notre Dame’s T.J. Gibbs pass and finished through all three free throws. Jr. with 9:39 left to play. contact. He converted the old “You needed to make Gibbs’ three from deep on the fashioned three-point play those,” said Notre Dame head right side of the arc cut UNC’s and sparked a 13-0 scoring coach Mike Brey said. “I lead to 58-57. On the ensuing run for UNC. thought we got a pretty good play, Notre Dame rebounded That run proved to be too look down one. Farrell had a Berry miss and had the ball much for the Fighting Irish a little runner in there. You with the chance to take the to come back from, as North almost got to take the lead a lead. Carolina would go on to win little and change the karma in At that point, the Tar Heels 83-66. the building.” could have checked out. After Pinson, who finished with But Mooney’s misses and a all, they were in the middle of 16 points, 10 rebounds and flurry of offense from North their third ACC game in five five assists, called the play Carolina kept the Smith days — a scheduling quirk no a big momentum swinger. Center karma in UNC’s favor. other ACC school will have UNC head coach Roy A Maye tip-in, and layups DTH/DANA GENTRY to manage this year. The Tar Williams, however, thought from Berry and Johnson pro- Heels very well could have the Tar Heels didn’t deserve pelled UNC to a 16-3 run over The newest boutique to come to Franklin everyone can just walk here.” succumbed to mental or all the credit for that run the last 5:30 of the game. Street had its grand opening Saturday. While Francesca’s is geared towards wom- physical fatigue. that essentially put the game While Notre Dame was Francesca’s is a women’s clothing and acces- en’s dresses, Rolon said her favorite items But forward Theo Pinson away. able to keep it close for most sory store that started in Houston, Texas. extend to other merchandise. and the rest of the Tar Heels “We got at about the five of the game, that run proved “We love the family orientation here — “Probably the gift items and the shoes,” were defiant. and half minute mark and we to be the nail in the coffin. how everyone is very welcoming here, which Rolon said. “We have so many little knick- “We fought too hard,” started scoring and we got “They had about a three- everyone has been,” said retail manager knacks that you wouldn’t think of. It’s kind of Pinson said. “We fought too lucky,” Williams said. “They minute stretch where they Alexandria Rolon. “And we like the feel that like a one-stop shop.” hard to get here to this point. missed two or three in a row, were unbelievable offensively We’re up one in our home and all of a sudden it went and we certainly couldn’t building. There’s no point to from a two-point game to absorb that,” Brey said. “We being like ‘Oh, I’m so tired, about 10 or 11 pretty quickly.” gave ourselves a chance.” we played three games in five Three of those key misses @holtmckeithan days.’” came from Notre Dame’s @DTHSports So Pinson did what he John Mooney, a backup for- [email protected]

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Jacob and Esau, Isaac and Ishmael: for this study if you are: The Future of Jewish-Christian and Jewish-Muslim Relations • A healthy adult over the Graduate Student Network in Jewish Studies Event age of 19 The Holocaust and the State of Israel transformed the traditional paradigms of Jews’ Relations with non-Jews. Jacob & Esau, • Available for 12 study typologically Jews and Christians and traditionally enemies, have reconciled. Isaac & Yishmael, typologically Jews and Muslims and visits (7 clinic visits and 5 traditionally less hostile, have grown apart. This talk provides a panoramic overview of the changing dynamics of inclusion and inter- telephone visits) over a 14 Additional events with Dr. Hacohen faith relations, viewed from a Jewish perspective. Malachi Haim month period are planned for Hacohen (Ph.D., Columbia) is Bass Fellow, Associate Professor of UNC graduate History, Political Science and Religion, as well as Slavic, German and students and • Not allergic to eggs faculty. Visit us Jewish Studies at Duke University. online for details: jewishstudies.unc.edu February 19, 2018 / 5:30 p.m. Please call 919-613-6244 Dey Hall, Toy Lounge Free and open to the public. No tickets or reservations required. No reserved seats. for more information RUTH VON BERNUTH PETTIGREW HALL, SUITE 100 P: 919-962-1509 DIRECTOR CAMPUS BOX 3152 E: [email protected] CHAPEL HILL, NC 27599-3152 W: JEWISHSTUDIES.UNC.EDU Pro00087592 THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL 6 Wednesday, February 14, 2018 News The Daily Tar Heel Get down with erotic fiction Linda’s Downbar will host the annual erotic fiction reading. By Olivia Clark Staff Writer

LAB! Theatre will be host- ing their annual live readings of erotic fiction featuring original stories, fan fiction, songs and more on Valentine’s Day. The event will be held at DTH/ABIGAIL ODEN the Downbar at Linda’s Bar Owner of University Florist, Charles House, places the finishing and Grill on Franklin Street touches on an arrangement of roses for Valentine’s Day. and will begin at 10 p.m. Summer Lawrence, a soph- omore majoring in commu- nications and dramatic art, is ‘Love ain’t cheap’: co-producing the event this year with friend and colleague Emma Scaggs. Lawrence said that she got involved with Florists on Franklin the event through working as a board member for LAB! By Stephanie Piefke ments. Very minimalistic, Theatre. Staff Writer simple, elegant,” said Hearne, “I went to it last year and who is celebrating his 10th it was hilariously amazing, COURTESY OF CAROLINE ALMY Florists on Franklin Street Valentine’s Day as a designer so when they were like, ‘Hey, Catherine Shocket and Anna Hughes perform at LAB! Theatre’s annual Erotic Fiction reading event. are especially busy this week in Chapel Hill. would you like to produce with Valentine’s Day coming Traditional arrangements this?’ I was so on board,” Me.” Shea Stanley, a junior study- Co-producers Lawrence Wednesday. Shoppers flood the include roses, but they also Lawrence said. “Last year “I always like the really ing theater, communications and Scaggs are thrilled about shops to buy flowers for their can include lilies, which someone did a really cute bizarre ones,” she said. and screenwriting, who was the night that they have put special someones. Chapel Hill Florist gets from story about the life of a con- Scaggs said she loves the introduced to the live reading together for the guests and Peak season for florists Sarah and Michael’s Farm dom wrapper, and it was the event for its comedic atmo- event through her involve- hope that everyone enjoys the begins with Valentine’s Day, in Durham. Contemporary most hilarious, funniest thing sphere and specifically the fan ment with LAB! Theatre and performances they’ve picked reaches a climax at Mother’s arrangements can include a ever. It’s all comedic and no fictions. We the Ladies comedy group. as much as they do. Day and then remains steady wide variety of flowers, more one takes it seriously — it’s “It is just so funny,” she She said that even though she “It’s a fun, totally out there, through spring and fall with vibrant and wilder than tradi- just to have a fun time on said. “It’s a really great sec- is hosting, she has no prior non-conventional thing to do weddings around Chapel Hill. tional orders. Valentine’s Day.” ond date when you’re not knowledge about the acts and that might be a fun switch up Most of the roses bought Some arrangements can Scaggs, a sophomore prepared to go on a romantic is very excited to see what the on Valentine’s Day, and I can and sold this week are run up to $350, depending majoring in biology and evening on Valentine’s Day — event has in store. guarantee you that you will shipped into Chapel Hill on how far the flowers must dramatic art, is also on the but this is perfect.” “I haven’t seen anything, literally be laughing the entire from all over the world, with ship and how rare the species board for LAB! Theatre and This year, guests can expect and I don’t know anything, so time,” Lawrence said. “It just some coming from as far is. Most of the customers that said that she was excited to to hear original songs written I’m very excited,” Stanley said. creates such a feel of com- as Ecuador. The roses stay come into the shop are stu- take on the challenge of co- and performed by gradu- “It’s just a very silly night and munity among even strangers fresh by being shipped in dents that live across from the producing the event. Last ates, as well as fan fiction a really good way to spend that you’re doing this kind of cold trucks or by plane from shop in Carolina Square and year, she performed her own about “Star Wars” and “Harry Valentine’s Day laughing and intimate reading with, and wholesale houses. local patrons. live reading of a High School Potter,” to name a few high- making fun of dumb, erotic you can discover something Flowers are also sourced “Love ain’t cheap,” Hearne Musical fan fiction she wrote lights. fiction — or celebrating it — about yourself.” locally from central North said. called, “You Are the Music in The event will be hosted by who knows.” [email protected] Carolina, with “bucket trucks” Florist shops during this showing up mid-morning time of year aren’t just for nearly every day to sell their lovers searching for the per- product to the shops on fect arrangement. Sophomore Franklin. Bucket trucks con- Taylor Massee Smith was tain buckets of the farmers’ picking up a succulent pick of the day. The most popu- bowl from her parents for lar flowers of the season are Valentine’s Day. Succulents roses, tulips, orchids and lilies. have become increasingly Charles House, owner of popular in the past year for University Florist since 1980, dorm decorations. has over 50 years of experi- Junior Brooke Murad ence in the business. He said worked for both florist shops most customers order online on Franklin Street as a first- ahead of time. year. “We do a lot of custom “Arranging flowers during work,” House said. “Some holidays is kind of the worst,” people want something a little she said. “It’s nice to be busy more traditional. Some people all the time, but it gets stress- want something more high- ful fast. You want to make style, more contemporary.” sure every piece is beautiful Doug Hearne, a designer and perfect, but you can’t at Chapel Hill Florist, will spend as much time as you’d be in the shop until 2 a.m. like.” the night before Valentine’s Valentine’s Day is her Day preparing arrangements. favorite holiday to arrange. Hearne and his co-worker “Since we take down card have received around 200 messages, florists always have orders of roses this holiday. good gossip,” Murad said. “I tend to like the more @stephipiefke modern style of arrange- [email protected]

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depressed innovation in build- ing various areas,” she said. pen because it was stopped Response to the vote enabling inventions of our NET NEUTRALITY ing and expanding broadband Sarah Gillooly, director of when it happened in the past, lifetime – over to a handful of FROM PAGE 1 networks. Under his plan the political strategy and advo- the reason these limits were North Carolina Attorney multi-billion dollar corpora- Freedom Order, Nov. 22, 2017. federal government would stop cacy for the American Civil stopped was because of net General Josh Stein and 22 tions,” Clyburn said. In a statement about this micromanaging the internet. Liberties Union of North neutrality. other state attorneys general The ACLU is petition- proposal, Pai said the internet “Instead, the FCC would Carolina, said net neutrality Gogan said this rollback filed a petition Jan. 16 to for- ing Congress to reverse to thrived for nearly 20 years simply require Internet service is the main way Americans will only impact students mally begin a lawsuit against the FCC’s action using the under a light-touch regulatory providers to be transparent express their free speech who live off campus and get the FCC and the federal gov- Congressional Review Act. approach. about their practices so that rights in the 21st century. their service from ISPs such ernment to the repeal of Congress has 60 legislative “This bipartisan framework consumers can buy the service “History tells us that unless as Spectrum, AT&TInc. or net neutrality. The petition said days after the vote to do so. led the private sector to invest plan that’s best for them and those ISPs, the internet pro- Comcast Corp. Students on the repeal is arbitrary, capri- A group of bipartisan con- $1.5 trillion building commu- entrepreneurs and other small viders, are forced through net campus are on the campus cious and an abuse of discre- gress members are asking nications networks through- businesses can have the tech- neutrality rules to allow for network, which is independent tion within the meaning of the the FCC to cancel its vote to out the United States,” he said. nical information they need to free speech, they will discrim- from other entities. Campus Administrative Procedure Act. repeal net neutrality. Their “And it gave us an Internet innovate,” he said. inate against certain kinds of internet connections run The two commissioners letter to the FCC said the economy that became the envy Mariam Turner, UNC- content,” Gillooly said. through like Internet2, which who voted against Pai’s order, proposed order is based on of the world.” Chapel Hill law student She said net neutrality will continue to follow net neu- Mignon Clyburn and Jessica flawed and factually inaccu- and Pruden Fellow in the is particularly critical for trality regulations whether they Rosenworcel, have expressed rate understandings of inter- What will happen with- UNC School of Media and marginalized communities are required or not. concern about the outcome of net technology. Journalism, said in an ideal because they rely on a free “The companies, the inter- the vote. “The FCC’s rushed and out it? world, the internet without and open internet to orga- net service providers, aren’t Clyburn said in a statement technically incorrect pro- In his statement about the net neutrality would just be nize, communicate and fight going to tell you, ‘Oh, we’re there has been unprecedented posed order to abolish net repeal of net neutrality, Pai said the internet because under systemic discrimination. going to start throttling traffic public support for keeping neutrality protections without there will still be a free and the free market there would Jim Gogan, assistant now because we want to favor net neutrality regulations. any replacement is an immi- open internet going forward. be no real difference. vice chancellor for UNC this kind of traffic instead,’” “Because the public can nent threat to the internet Pai’s statement on his draft “In reality, the issue we Information Technology he said. “I think it’s going plainly see, that a soon-to- we worked so hard to create,” of the repeal said the deci- have is that the free market Services Communication to require the users of the be-toothless FCC, is handing the letter said. “It should be sion in 2015 was a mistake isn’t going to work so well Technologies, said that, services to be more vigilant the keys to the internet – the stopped.” of deterred innovation and because all the providers we although Ajit Pai claims in terms of things that aren’t internet, one of the most @BaileySAldridge have are basically monopoliz- things like this won’t hap- looking right.” remarkable, empowering, [email protected]

careers, Peter DeSaix has focus is supporting and men- falling sideways across the “I honestly think that the COUPLES worked in private industry, toring students. Peter DeSaix JOEL BERRY middle of the lane. Then came hard hedging is the way to go, FROM PAGE 1 University administration, said they have jump-started FROM PAGE 1 a right block pull-up jumper because it makes the point Peter DeSaix have watched data management and has cars, cared for students who degree. Farrell missed his at the 7:10 mark. On the next guard, or whoever’s Carolina change in many ways. taught continuing education had their wisdom teeth first seven shots before finally possession, Notre Dame’s the ball, retreat to the half- “She was the token female courses, while Jean DeSaix removed and hosted an ‘Egg- scoring on two free throws John Mooney, who was 6-6 on court line,” Berry said. in the class,” Peter DeSaix has regularly taught introduc- Stravaganza,’ where students at the 4:35 mark. But he threes on the night, missed all And the on-ball defense said. “She was expected to tory-level biology courses. came to their home for an was still in control of the three free throws after he was shifted from 22 — which serve coffee and cookies at They said the University omelet night. Notre Dame (15-11, 5-8 ACC) fouled on a triple. emphasizes tight man-to-man seminars, even though I has become more supportive “We’re big cheerleaders offense and recorded five A 13-0 UNC run followed defense, helping on drives and didn’t expect it of her.” of teaching excellence, where- for them,” Jean DeSaix said. assists in the first 20 minutes. soon after, stretching a 67-63 quickly closing out on threes The couple said a nota- as the main emphasis used “Where can they get a home “He was 0 for 9,” head lead to a comfortable 80-63 afterward — to the level below ble change has been the to be research. The DeSaixes cooked meal? Where can you coach Roy Williams said, one. Theo Pinson, Cameron it. Berry and teammates were University’s determination to currently teach Biology 101 just go get a hug?” “and I thought he dominated Johnson and Luke Maye now focusing on the gaps work toward inclusivity. through the Friday Center. @CaseyQuam the first half.” scored in that stretch, but it within a looser defense, and Over the course of their Now, their most important [email protected] UNC’s response to Farrell was Berry who put the excla- sticking to their man with- came from a variety of play- mation point on it. out cheating over too much. ers — eight scored in the first He sank two free throws, Farrell ended the game 3-18 half, and none had double ending the night at a perfect and 1-12 on threes, and fellow figures. Berry scored nine, 3-3. He’s now 86 of 96 on the starter T.J. Gibbs was 1-9. tied for the team high, on a season (86.9 percent) and is “They really defended Matt Humanities majors 3-pointer, a jumper and two second in single-season per- and T.J. well,” Notre Dame contested layups. He and centage only to Shammond head coach Mike Brey said, Kenny Williams kept North Williams, who made 91.1 per- “and that was a big difference Carolina (20-7, 9-5 ACC) up cent of his in 1997-98. in the game.” slowly close pay gap 38-34 at halftime. For his last two points, he Now four games removed Then, following a recent called for a Maye screen and from ACC Tournament play, By Michael Meeks notion that if you get a degree to teach undergraduates how trend of late, the Tar Heels’ forced a switch. Berry gave UNC is arguably in its best Staff Writer in arts and humanities, you’re to properly present them- next 20 minutes were much 6-foot-10 Martinas Geben groove of the season. And unemployable.” selves to potential employers. improved. The team shot 56.7 one hesitation dribble, then Berry, who quietly moved into Humanities majors may This notion, Hora said, “We’re talking about disci- percent and outscored the flew past him to the left and 21st place on North Carolina’s initially earn less money than arose from the Great plines that don’t have a really Fighting Irish 45-32. Berry scooped a right-handed layup all-time scoring list with 1,651 STEM majors, but a new Recession, during which tight one-to-one correlation scored 12 more points in the under Geben into the hoop. points Monday night, is one study shows they close the many college graduates strug- with occupation – there’s not second half, most of which More than any scoring feat, of the prime reasons for that. gap over time. gled to find work. too many occupation titles out came at opportune times. Berry highlighted his team’s “He’s a tough little nut,” The report by the American “You had a number of arts there for a historian,” he said. There was an early 3-point- improved defensive effort. Roy Williams said of his Academy of Arts and and humanities graduates Ellie Gifford, a first-year art er to push UNC’s lead to Within their 13-0 scoring senior leader. “He’s got a bad Sciences — “The State of the that were underemployed, history major, said she chose seven, and an and-one layup run, the Tar Heels switched to tooth, but he’s got a big heart.” Humanities 2018: Graduates which means they were in jobs this field because it is a subject that Berry converted while hard hedges and a 21 defense. [email protected] in the Workforce & Beyond” — that don’t require a bachelor’s that she is passionate about. found humanities majors typi- degree,” he said. “After the “A lot of my friends ask me cally earn around $10,000 to recession, underemployment why I would choose to major in $30,000 less than STEM and was at a pretty high rate for all art history since it’s something professional majors but still college graduates, but espe- they don’t see as conducive more than workers without a cially for humanities majors.” to success,” she said. “I think bachelor’s degree. Since then, unemploy- humanities majors in general This gap has closed over ment in the humanities has are more versatile – they’re time – advanced degree hold- been decreasing. From 2013 more used to adapting to dif- ers in the humanities earned to 2015, the unemployment ferent situations and can work 38 percent higher wages. rate for college graduates ages in a lot of different places.” Despite this, stereotypes about 24 to 54 with a bachelor’s in Gifford is not concerned the lack of job opportunities humanities went from around with where her degree in art and low wages still exist. 5 percent down to 4 percent. history will take her. She is Matthew Hora, a profes- Unemployment in individu- open to pursuing a variety of Smutty fanfiction sor in liberal arts and applied als with advanced degrees in career paths — art-related or Go to Linda’s to hear studies at the University of all fields decreased from 4 otherwise. some erotic fiction and fan- Wisconsin-Madison, said percent to 3 percent for ages “For me, it’s more about games fiction this Valentine’s Day. part of this perception about 24 to 34, but stayed relatively what I’m passionate about © 2015 The Mepham Group. All rights reserved. See pg. 6 for story. humanities majors is rooted stable for ages 35 to 54. rather than the money and in truth. According to Hora, the key goal-driven opportunities Level: 1 2 3 4 “It’s not much of a stereo- to being an employed human- that a lot of other people are I choo-choo-choose you type – it’s just a fact,” he said. ities major is knowing how to concerned with.” Complete the grid Our opinion staff made “I think the part of the stereo- market themselves, and uni- @DTHStatNat so each row, column y’all some really cute UNC- type that’s unfortunate is this versities have a responsibility [email protected] and 3-by-3 box (in themed cards. See pg. 8 for bold borders) contains Valentines. every digit 1 to 9. AKA artist accountant Solution to last puzzle Jessica Jones (no, not that one) wants artists to have financial literacy. Visit our website for the story.

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From familial make sense for our com- LETTERS TO munity? love to platonic love, while all the couples out there focus on their signif- THE EDITOR Whether you are Happy icant others and all the single people bemoan their lack of one — it’s intrigued by this approach easy to lose sight of the fact that there are other people we love Tiny Homes can create or are unsure, please bring who love us back. big changes your questions about Tiny Ash So this Valentine’s Day share the love with all the Homes to this forum. You special someones in your life, be it a roman- TO THE EDITOR: can learn more about the tic partner, your family and friends Last year the median forum at CHALT.org Valentine’s or even just yourself. closing cost for a single Second, on February family home in the 13th, we submitted a peti- Chapel Hill Carrboro tion to the Town of Chapel Day! School District was over Hill Housing Advisory $442,000, and the median Board: “Make Tiny Homes for multifamily home cost a Legal and Affordable appy Valentine’s Ash SATIRICAL ADVICE COLUMN was over $350,000. Housing Option”. Wednesday! (Other We all know that we You can view and sign H variations include: have a housing affordabil- this petition at CHALT.org. Holy Day of Valentine, Heart ity crisis in our community We will take this petition Ash Day, Romantic Ash You Asked for It — not only for the very to the Town Council. Wednesday. Your choice.) poor, but for young people Please join this conver- Looking for a way to cel- In which we pluck at our own heartstrings. who will never earn what sation. ebrate that acknowledges, all at There are many exciting James Scalise (mutual many of us have earned, once, your Catholic upbringing, a really good Pop-Tart. and inspiring ways that fund) and Perry Carter for older people who do current religious uncertainty This is our story: Tiny Homes could help (mutual masturbation) are not have the pensions and zeal for romantic holidays? I’m not sure why I made make us a more affordable, the writers of UNC’s premier and savings that many of You’ve come to the right place. the choice I did. diverse and compassionate (only!) satirical advice col- us are fortunate to have, Option one: I, like many Maybe there was longing community. umn. 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It promises To third graders, the chal- housing problem, they said about the utility of to the heavy chains incarcer- like a goose away from his V light, like the careful undress- lenge of drinking the wine at could be a part of the solu- this office and its seat on ating my fragile heart. She formation, desperate to go ing of love. Communion was akin to what I tion for many people. the Board of Trustees, most sang like music, and danced south to find warmth once Brown Sugar Cinnamon: a imagine chugging a full handle Unfortunately, there are students grouse that the as if life were a beach. again. perfect trio of words! of Aristocrat vodka would be For four months it was numerous barriers in local opposite is true: that stu- today. The volunteers, half- I was very sad when I fin- Elysium in Chapel Hill; we Perry: Piggybacking off of ished it. codes to Tiny Homes on dent government contrib- giddy and half-horrified, would made love like Katanga lions that: I’ve never been in love foundations and Moveable utes nothing of real value. stumble back to their pews, gag- I know what it’s like to have under the blazing savana myself, but this one time I had loved and lost. Tiny Homes. Our Building During my time at UNC, ging and making faces of disgust Code that regulates how I was among those who at their awed classmates. a house is constructed were not included in the This Valentine’s Day, honor — from ceiling height to minutia of government the traditional presence of wine EDITORIAL width of stairs and mini- so I often objected to its in both romantic and religious mum size of the rooms entirety. rituals by going on a date and — is meant for larger tra- It wasn’t that student ordering a full bottle. For your- ditional housing. government was inherently self. Mumble “Amen” and gag Get frisky, not risky! Also, the building code flawed in design but its audibly after every sip, refusing requires a permanent capacity to include. to provide an explanation. This V-Day, sex isn’t Day, Palentine’s Day or loud ringing of a fire alarm foundation, which rules I realize that student Option two: Looking to a romantic Valentine’s will ruin the *mood.* out Moveable Tiny Homes. government is not an commemorate this Valentine’s mandatory, but Day with your partner, be And finally, remember, Development codes also experiment to proffer more Ash Wednesday in a more per- aware of how much alco- consent is sexy! If your have requirements that inclusion but rather an manent way? Ash Wednesday’s safety is. hol you consume. No one Valentine’s Day plans limit affordable Tiny answer to the question: primary activity involves a ove is all around us wants to spend the night in include getting frisky with a Homes — such as mini- What can a small group of priest inscribing a cross of ashes mum lot size requirements, today, be it in your the emergency room, with special someone, make sure students accomplish within onto parishioners’ foreheads, parking requirements and a brief span of time given friendships, familial only IV bags of saline solu- there’s a communication of while saying, “Remember, you L zoning district limits. institutional power? are dust, and to dust you shall ties, or romantic relation- tion as Valentine’s treats. an affirmative, conscious Many communities have Unsurprisingly, student return.” This ritual is meant to ships. For this special day, If you try to set the and freely made decision to revised or are in the pro- government is designed inspire an awareness of the tem- the editorial board has put *mood* on Valentine’s day engage in sexual activity, cess of revising their local to boost a platform of porality of life on earth. Since together a checklist to make with some sweet-smelling by each participant. codes to make Tiny Homes ideas from a select few not your body will soon return to its sure everyone has a safe candles, make sure to blow Valentine’s Day can be an affordable housing execute upon the radical ashen state anyway, you might and fun Valentine’s Day! them out! We are pretty a special day to celebrate option. desires of a diverse student as well take this ritual to the Whether you’re cel- sure a visit from the Chapel love. Have fun and be safe We are starting a com- population. next level: namely, a Valentine’s ebrating Galentine’s Hill Fire Department or the out there, folks! munity conversation about This shocking truth is Day heart tattoo on your fore- the need for Tiny Homes, what I suppose most stu- head. It’s the perfect way to and there are two ways you dents are dissatisfied with signify to the larger world that can participate. even though the function you understand the traditions of First, on February 19, of student government was Ash Wednesday, while retaining come to the Chapel Hill never to furnish inclusivity that fun, light-hearted romance Valentines from us to you Alliance for a Livable Town in the first place. of Valentine’s Day. (CHALT) Community If there is anything to Option three: Ash Forum, Tiny Homes: take away from this curso- Wednesday marks the first of To: To: To: Sustainable, Affordable ry op-Ed is that every year the 40 days of Lent, the liturgi- From: From: From: Housing for Our presents a new opportunity cal season in which Catholics Community? to elect a new class into perform an act of sacrifice or Are you a During the forum we power. intention. Examples from my State is red, loose brick? will learn what it is like to I suggest taking part, own childhood include giv- Duke’s the other blue, Say UL be my valentine? Because live in a Tiny Home, and running for office or in the ing up TV, a delusional deci- You’re my champ, you’ve got me what other communities very least, taking notice. sion which I never undertook And I love you! are doing to make them again, and vowing to pray the falling hard. affordable housing options, Ishmael Bishop rosary every day, which proved e.g. Asheville, Austin and English Literature to be equally challenging. This Fresno. Fomer editorial board Valentine’s Day, practice this To: To: To: And we will examine the member intentional attitude by giving From: From: From: question: Do Tiny Homes Class of ‘16 thanks for the relationships, romantic or otherwise, that make you happy. Religion is a It’s not your You are Larry SPEAK OUT strange, confusing thing, as are Folt you’re Kenan we go human relationships. The good single! Fedora-ble! on a date... WRITING GUIDELINES news: no one really knows • Please type. Handwritten letters will not be accepted. what the deal is with religion • Sign and date. No more than two people should sign letters. (I surely don’t), and we’ll all • Students: Include your year, major and phone number. return to our ashen states soon • Faculty/staff: Include your department and phone number. regardless! To: To: • Edit: The DTH edits for space, clarity, accuracy and vulgarity. Limit To: letters to 250 words. On that happy note, I encour- From: From: From: age you to celebrate religion and SUBMISSION romance in the best way you • Drop off or mail to our office at 151 E. Rosemary St., Chapel Hill, know how. Remember when I love you NC 27514 I added you from the UNC, more • Email: [email protected] to that Google bottom of like U-N-Me. 2/16 Lens of Onyx Doc? ;) Lenoir! EDITOR’S NOTE: Columns, cartoons and letters do not necessarily rep- Cameron Jernigan writes about resent the opinions of The Daily Tar Heel or its staff. 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