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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 10, 19H2 VOL. XVI, NO. I I~ Grace loser claims voting discrepancy By MIKE LEPRE procedure that is "handled more Stuff Neporti!T' professionally." Out ofthe 564 Grace Hall reidents Christopher Quinn won the eligible to vote in Monday's run-off, (;race llall pn:si<.kntial election just 352 actually cast ballots, two of Monday night. although his op­ which were determined to be in­ ponent, Bill Beck, ~..·ontends that valid. there was a discrepancy in the: Fifty-percent plus one of the offi­ balloting process. cial ballots cast were needed for a Beck, who lost the election by a particular candidate to win the elec­ two vote margin, claims that the: tion, bringing the required number balloting closed far ahead of the of votes to I 76. Quinn earned this proposed schedule, due to a lack of exact percentage ofthe vote. ballots. The committee that ran the While Beck is hopeful that his election was alerted against a pos­ claim is considered by the ]-board, sible:: shortage of voting materials on the election's outcome will remain the night prior to the run-off, for now. according to Beck. However, when Although Kiwatter is aware of Be­ the elections took place the ballots ck's assenions, he does not "see any eventually ran out prior to the irregularities in the voting proce­ -··~·:.:::..., ...\;. alotted time. The polls were dure," and feels that as far as he can CBS correspondent Harry Reasoner (left) and here to film a segment for "60 Minutes," which is scheduled to be opened during see "right now there is no indication Notre Dame President, Fr. Theodore Hesburgh scheduled to air Sunday (March 14) on CBS-7V. lunch hours until one o'clock in the of our desire to reopen the elec­ (right) talk with students during Reasoner's visit (Photo by Information Services) afternoon as well as during dinner tion." to the Notre Dame campus last fall. Reasoner was until six-thirty. Beck observed that although he was not present at the time, the polls were closed "sometime between twelve and twelve-thirty." Beck went on to say that he knows of"a lot of people that local 60 Minutes controversy continues did not get to vote because of these ciru mstances." By MICHELE DIETZ Besides a few members of the papal week on 60 Minutes, said that with the best possible image of who we Brother George Klawitter, the Senior StaffReporter bureacracy and the Pope himself, all people like McBrien, the Pope are and if the church seems to be head staff representative to the of whom said very little, McBrien doesn't need enemies. secretive, double-dealing, Mac­ group in c_hargc of the election Many say they haven't seen it but was the sole guest speaker. Fr. Hesburgh's secretary has also hiavellian, defensive, then It gives procedures, saw the event different­ have heard a lot about it. Several CBS still gets letters about it. Har- received a good bit of mail in the impression that we have got ly. Klawitter was informed by the who have seen it refuse to comment. response to the segment. McBrien something to hide," McBrien said on judicial Board that the lunch ballot­ A few are still receiving letters. The WEDNESDAY- himself has received about 50 let­ the program. ing closed "around twelve forty­ controversy concerning the 60 ters, most of which are negative, but "We are not different from any five," and the dinner balloting was Minutes segment of Fr. Richard was afraid there would be many other political or economic opera­ opened for· the entire amount of McBrien, Theology Department ---FOCUS; more. tion. We don't have to open our time stipulated by hall regulations. Chairman at Notre Dame, and his Commenting on the excessive books, have our leaders available for Although he feels that Quinn comments on the Vatican continues. secrecy of the Vatican, the Pope's interviews with the press... this is "would certainly do an excellent job On February 21, 60 Minutes ry Reasoner's secretary, jean alienation of many Catholics, espe­ nonsense if we admit we're the body for Grace Hall," Beck believes that presented "Inside the Vatican," a Dudasik, couldn't reveal any num­ cially women, and his deficient un­ of Christ and we are sinners, as the closeness of such an important ponrayal of life at the Vatican and a bers but said "there has been a great derstanding of the U.S. Catholic well." election should merit a balloting commentary on Pope John II. deal of concern from conservative experience, McBrien spoke for In regard to the position of traditional Catholics" and that they many liberal Catholics, according to women in the Church, McBrien said: have received a lot of mail. One of Reasoner. Student shoplifting these letters, read ·the following "We have an obligation to present See REASONER, page 4 charges increase Junior Parents Weekend By MICHM.L WILKINS prosecutor will determine that the Staff Reporter system of handling shoplifters will Bego rejects phony discount claims have to be changed and they will Shoplifting involving Notre Dame decide that offenders will have to be By CAROL CAMP tified themselves as parents of mem­ the most cooperative hotels. that l students is a bigger problem this taken through the criminal justice StaffReporter bers of the junior class at the time worked with, and their sales pitch­ year than ever before for the Univer­ system," Roemer commented. they made their reservations. Al­ was much better than most of the sity, according to Dean of Students The problems from shoplifting are According to Junior Parents though the Marriott initially offered other hotels," Bego commented. james Roemer. more serious than just being ap­ Weekend Hotel Coordinator Kathy a discount, the offer was withdrawn, She added that parents will have "It's been a rather different prehended for a criminal offense, Bego, allegations that a junior's and the committee quoted the an opponunity to comment on the phenomenon. The shoplifting has Roemer notes. Being arrested can parents stayed at the South Bend ·.hotel's regular winter rates. quality of their accomodations for occured at a much greater level this cause the student hardships not only Marriott and did not receive a "I haven't had anybody come up the weekend in a questionnaire that year than in previous years," now, but in the future as well. Stu-' guaranteed discount are groundless. to me and tell me that they didn't is presently being prepared for dis­ Roemer stated. "I would estimate dents arrested for shoplifting may In the information packet that was like the Marriott. They were one of tribution. that there have been at least ten find trouble getting into any kind of sent to juniors concerning the situations where students have been graduate school or even in being weekend, a list of possible ac­ apprehended shoplifting at Martin's hired for a job when the job applica­ comodations that were available in supermarket alone in the current tion asks If the applicant has ever the South Bend area was included. Student document~ academic year." been arrested. Before compiling this list, the Junior The shoplifting has not just been But there are problems that are Parents Weekend committee made occuring at Martin's but all over the even more important than that, arrangements with thirteen local premiers this Thursday community surrounding the univer­ Roemer feels. "It reflects a lot on the By LAUREL-ANN DOOLEY sity. The problem includes students integrity of that person. I think that's ''Ihaven 'thad anybody News Staff who leave restaurants without an important thing for a person to The documentary film Keepers of the Fire, produced by students paying the bill and normally in­ consider in the the process of matur­ come up to me and tell in the Film and Video Production course: in conjunction with the volves less that S I 0. "I don't think ing and getting ready to accept Notre Dame-Saint Mary's Department of Communications/Theater, that the reason for the Notre Dame responsibility outside the university me that they didn 't like premiers Thursday at 8 p.m. in Annenbcrg Auditorium. shoplifting situation is an economic community." The film depicts the arrival and construction of the sculpture be­ one," Roemer added. Shoplifters who are turned over to the Marriott. ' ' hind the Century Center which was erected in the St. Joseph river in So far, the police and prosecutor Roemer arc assigned a certain nuJ:Q­ hotels to block off sections of rooms 1980. have been willing to let Notre Dame ber of hours of work, either at Notre so that they would be available for "This was the first such production course ever offered here at the lkal with the offenders. But Roemer Dame or in the greater South Bend the weekend. University, and not even halfway through the semester the students feels that ifthe problem continues to community, according to the Two of these hotels, the were involved in a full-blown documentary," said COTH Depart­ become more severe, shoplifters severity of their offenses. A social Americana and the Day's Inn Motel, ment Chairman Mitchdl Lifton. will be: dealt with more strictly by justice sanction is not forced on the offered parents a 20 percent and a Lifton added that students encountered many problems in making officials. person, however. That person may I 0 percent discount, respectively, the film. "We had no knowledge about the sculpture and therefore "At any point in time if this See LIFflNG, page 4 providing that the individuals iden- had very little time to write a script," he explained. process doesn't work: the police and -,.---,.---·------

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A top Democrat sought to persuade the Senate yester­ day to censure rather than expel Harrison A. Williams Jr., but Republican Leader Howard Baker said there was "almost no sup­ Atlanta case leaves questions port" among the majority GOP to soften the punishment. "The odds don't look good," said Sen. Daniel Inouye, the Hawaii Democrat who Last September, a man came to the Observer office has been Williams' chief defender in the Senate. As he walked to the and claimed that he had information proving the in­ Senate chamber for the fourth day of debate on the expulsion resolu­ nocence of Wayne Williams, who was recently con­ tion, Inouye said he didn't know if Williams had been able to sway victed for two of twenty-eight "child murders" in lelli F&nt any senators with his defense. "I think it will be an expulsion vote," Atlanta All names will be withheld from the informa­ Executive News Editor said Howell Heflin of Alabama, the Ethics committee vice chairman. tion that follows. He said he felt senators "have not bought (Williams') argument on The man offered "documented evidence" that the Ku this." Yesterday Heftin resumed a detailed rebuttal of the New Jersey Klux Klan is actually responsible for all twenty-eight of Democrat's principal line of defense - that the FBI framed him in the killings, and have implemented a plan to frame Wil­ the Abscam bribery and conspiracy case for which he was convicted liams for the crimes. He described himself as a ment's involvement in the case, concluding that last year. - AP "visionary", and said he wanted The Observer to write a "Reagan wanted the case closed as soon as possible to story about him to make the public aware of the avoid a situation like the Miami riots in 1980," which . "Atlanta cover-up" and the evidence that supports that may have caused Atlanta police to act prematurely in The Reagan ad.ministra~on took the unusual allegation. arresting Williams. step yesterday of releasing photographs taken by U.S. reconnais­ He said he decided to come to us with his informa­ He cited a speech Vice-President George Bush made sance aircraft depicting what it said was a massive Soviet and Cuban­ tion because "The Observer has a reputation for raising in Atlanta praising the "capture of the murderer" before backed military buildup in Nicaragua The buildup outlined by two questions of national importance." Williams' trial, which he believes influenced the public top intelligence officials was portrayed as far more than Nicaragua He identified himself as a free-lance photographer against Williams. requires for its legitimate defense needs and as posing a threat to raised in South Bend who participated in Notre Dame's The representative observed that the informer "drew neighboring countries. One of the officials, Deputy CIA director Upward Bound program and later attended college in on politics" to pinpoint the Klan in the murders, adding Adm. Bobby Inman, said the disclosures were the first in a series Colorado. His last residence was in Los Angeles. that he didn't draw on all available information sources. aimed at providing the evidence on which the administration is This man bore a striking resemblance to Williams. He "Most of his allegations are based on research rather basing its policies in Central America. Details about Cuban­ was average height, heavy-set, and had a round face than prophecy," the legislator said. "His 'visions' Nicaraguan cooperation in funneling arms t<>{ebels in El Salvador with hairstyle and facial characteristics similar to Wil­ show him that there is police corruption - his research will be released later in the week, Inman suggested. Inman and John liams'. convinces him that some Hughes, deputy director ofthe defense Intelligence Agency, alleged His "evidence" included a element of the KKK is that since the leftist government took power in 1979, 36 new series of visions which ·he responsible for the deaths of military garrisons have been established in Nicaragua, all modeled claimed began May 13. the children. In terms of his along Soviet and Cuban lines. - AP These visions revealed the spiritual gift to prophesize, I murder in progress, accord­ doubt it seriously." Scientists say doomsday won't come today as ing to the informer, who A reporter with an Atlanta predicted in The jupiter Effect, a book which said eight years ago added that he was able to newspaper also cor­ that the alignment of the Solar system on March 10, 1982, would hear what was taking place. responded with the infor­ trigger a worldwide wave of earthquakes. The planets are forming He "saw" two white males mer, noting that he believed themselves into a group within a 90-degree angle. All the planets will who he recognized as mem­ the informer was a visionary line up on the same side of the sun and come the closest to each bers of the Klan taking a "not knowledgeable on the other for the first time since 949 AD. And today marks the closest body from a van to a river. facts of the case." "He seems they will be for the next 510 years. On that day, if the sun were at the He noted that one of the to want publicity - I don't center of a giant clock, Neptune would be at about 12 and the Earth men was wearing an iden­ know why." at about 3:15, with the others scattered in between. "The Jupiter tification bracelet, and The reporter added that Effect" contended that the combined convitational forces of the boasted about "how easy it "the murders are still going nine aligned planets would spark extraordinary solar activity that was to kill the little niggers." on in Atlanta" "Shortly after would send a flood of charged particles racing toward Earth, throw­ The informer said he was the Safe Summer '81 ing the planet's rotation off and agitating already unstable geologic with a friend when this vi- program, 3 young black girls regions. - AP sion took place, and they were found strangled in the both agreed that he 1>hould make record of everything Atlanta area," he said. he saw and heard. He taped one of these "visions" and "Police seem to have ignored the unsolved murders President Reagan, pleading for support of his record­ took it to the influential owner of a popular Los Angeles of 38 girls (whose deaths coincided with those of the deficit, defense-oriented budget, disavowed yesterday any blame for radio station. males) which were never considered part of Atlanta's "the displeasures" of recession but privately assured Republican The radio station owner described the visionary as a murdered children case. We've really got a bigger senators that interest rates will drop markedly within months. The man with "serious emotional problems", who wanted problem here than is getting attention." One of the president said he was informed by Federal Reserve Chairman Paul financial assistance so that he could travel to Atlanta and 197 witnesses who testified in the Williams case Volcker that "the prime rate will drop by three or four points by investigate the murders. claimed to be a free-lance photographer who believed summer," according t congressional source who asked not to be The owner noted that the information provided was that police mistook him for Williams at the murder site named. Later, a White House source, who also declined identifica­ vague, and he refused to assist the informer financially. ofTerry Pue. The photographer said that he bore a close tion, confirmed the account ofthe president's remarks, but said that The informer returned several times, until finally the resemblance to Williams, .1 and was at the Rockdale site when Reagan talked with Volcker the prime rate stood at 17 percent. owner "asked that he not return." where police found Pue onJanuary 23, 1981. It already has dropped to 16 percent. Thus, this source said, the The informer said he then sold his camera equipment The 'visionary' stopped coming to the Observer office prediction actually is for a further reduction of two or three points. to cover expenses and travelled to Atlanta He was the after he was told that his information could not be Volcker, who as chief of the central bank wields great power over guest of an Atlanta Congressonal representative for a verified. He said that he may write a book about his policies affecting interest rates, couldn't be reached immediately for few days, during which he said he offered to assist the experiences, and "make a million dollars," which he of­ comment. - AP Atlanta police department in the investigation. The rep­ fered to split with me. I declined. I think enough prices resentative requested that he leave after he asked an­ have been paid in this ordeal, and within a few months other houseguest for a gun. people may begin to think that these prices have been Charles J. Haughey regained control of Ireland's The informer travelled to Texas to research the paid by someone who did not owe them in the first government yesterday, defeating incumbent Prime Minister Garret operation of the Klan. He also investigated the govern- place. FitzGerald in a parliamentary ballot after inconclusive nationwide elections. With the support of five non- aligned lawmakers, includ­ ing four socialists, the 56-year-old Haughey was elected prime minis­ ter by a vote of 86-79 in the Dail, the lower house of Parliament. FitzGerald's seven-month-old coalition government fell in January in the throes of Ireland's worst economic crisis since the state was Design Editor...... The Ghost of No Doz founded in 1921. Haughey was prime minister for 18 months before Design Assistants...... Mike McCaughey being ousted by FitzGerald in June 1981. Cheers and loud applause Layout Staff...... Mike Quill Typesetters ...... jim Maclennan rang out in the Dail as Haughey's election was announced after Bob judge weeks ofbackroom maneuvering among the major political parties. Ray lnglin -AP News Assistant ...... Dave Sarphie Copy Editors ...... Maureen O'Toole Michele Dietz Features Layout...... Tari & Greg Plans to construct a memorial to Vietnam veterans in Sports Copy Editor ...... Dave Dziedzic Washington, already delayed by a controversy over its design, ran Typists ...... Laura Degnan into a new snag yesterday. The Fine Ans Commission, a government Mary Beth Porter ND Day Editor ...... ~ ...... joe Musumeci agency, sent a letter to Interior Secretary James Watt declining to SMC Day Editor ...... Toni Rutherford give its advance approval of the addition of a flagpole and of a larger­ Ad Design ...... john & Mag than-life statue of a soldier until it sees the plans for those new ele­ Photographer ...... Cheryl Enell ments. Watt, whose approval is also required before work on the Guest Appearances ...... Man and dog monument can stan, told the commission last month he first needed Stream Fever C.Q &S.T. Judge the patentability of scientific and engineering dis­ assurances that the statue and flagpole would be acceptable. The Typeseuer's special additions were proposed in January as a compromise between sup­ coveries made by R & D engineers, inventors, and scientists world wide as a porters and critics of the original design. The critics attacked the design as a political statement of shame and dishonor. They were Patent Examiner in Washington, D.C. supported in a letter from a group of Republican congressmen to The Observer (USPS 598 920) IS The Patent and Trademark Office offers unique career Presi dent Reagan. The original design calls for two long walls of published Monday through Fnday and opportunities with • Challenge and responsibility • Career black granite, bearing the names of Americans killed and missing in on home football Saturdays. except growth • Outstanding career Federal Government service dunng exam and vacat1on penods The benefits Vietnam, coming together in the shape of a V. 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Chance of showers again tomorrow with highs in the nghts are reserved Second class postage pa1d at Notre (703) 557-7626 Wash., D.C. area upper 40s. - AP Dame. indiana 46556 An Equal Opportunity Employer mit • U.S. Citizenship Required The Observer Wednesday, March 10, 1982- page 3 Cocaine overdose? Friends, relatives bury Belushi VINEYARD HAVEN, Mass. (AP)­ The phrase, "Wise up!" was a well." With Dan Aykroyd riding to the trademark of the 33-year-old "Seriously, he's always really gravesite on a motorcycle and .James Belushi, whose manic comedy made loved it here," said Salter. Taylor mournfully singing "That him a star of TV's "Saturday Night The funeral service wa-; per­ Lonesome Road," comedian .John live" and then such motion pictures formed by two Albanian Orthodox Belushi was buried yesterday in a as "Animal House." priests with soft organ music and the gentle snowfall on an island off Cape Among the mourners who smell of incense in the small, tradi­ Cod. gathered on the overcast, chilly tional New England church. Meanwhile in los Angeles, wh~re morning at the Congregational Belushi's parents emigrated from Al­ Belushi died last Friday, report~ church were Belushi's wife, .Judith, bania. surfaced that his death may have his parents, comedian Bill Murray The los Angeles Times reported been caused by a cocaine overdose. and producer Lorne Michaels, who Tuesday that a source in the "We can hear the call of his worked with Belushi on the hit NBC coroner's office said Belushi died of solitary warning: 'wise up!'" the Rev. late-night comedy show. complications from a cocaine Ilia Katre of Boston's Holy Trinity lee Salters, Belushi's New York overdose. ABC News also reported Church told the 200 friends and publicist, said the comedian chose that sources said a drug overdose relatives who gathered at a church to be buried on the island where he killed him, and said the drug was Tom Pilot, a 1965 .'Votre Dame xruduate. told JIPC members on Martha's Vineyard for a 45- owned a summer home because "it "probably cocaine." about his 11ew restaurant, Raffer~y·s, lot-·ated in the East Bank Cen­ minute service and brief eulogy. was the one place he really slept The los Angeles coroner's office ter. (photo bv Cberyl Erte/t) declined to comment on the reports, saying only that the autopsy and other tests have becn incon­ ampus study group Foreign programs schedule clusive. Belushi's nude body was found first ever last call sessions Friday on a bed in a S200-a-day bun­ galow he had rented at the Chateau discussed in HPC Marmont Hotel in los Angeles. He By CAROL CAMP By DIANE DIRKERS begin their first semester of study. News Staff Stqdents interested in the Far East was in California to film a comedy, .51<1/f Reporter program or any other foreign "Noble Rot." For the first time ever, there will program can come to the last call ABC also said Belushi, a heavy l>t:talls concerning the trip that the campus study group will be be a last call session for those stu­ meeting so that their applications smoker, was believed to have been makin~ during sprin~ break to compare and contrast aspects of so­ dents interested in any foreign can still be considered. suffering from a respiratory disease. cial life at ~otre Dame with that of other major uni versitic:s programs, according to Dr. Charles dominated discussion at h1st ni~ht's HPC meeting in Alumni Hall. Parnell, Notre Dame Director of According to Student Body President Don Murday, the group's Foreign Studies: The meeting will mcmht·r1> include Student Activities Director Jim McDonnell, take place at 7 p.m. tonight in Pangborn President John Gallagher, lewis President Maureen Burns, O'Shaughnessy's faculty lounge. and Murday himself. They will be visiting several universities, Parnell particularly emphasized induding Northwestnn and Duke, whose enrollment t1gures arc the Far East Program in Taiwan, comparable to those of Notre Dame, in order to examine "all aspects where classes are taught in English of student life." and prior knowledge of Japanese is In addition to t•valuating the universities' student centers, the not necessary. group will consider other academic and social aspects which are of Lack of participation has always interest to students. The group is exploring several factors pertain· been a detriment to the Taiwan ing to the overall quality of student life, because they realize, accord­ program, since its inception in 1965. ing to :\llurday, tha< "a new student center is only one part of the "There are a billion Chinese­ solution." speaking people in this world, and Tht· group is making this trip as part of a three-fold presentation Notre Dame is barely involved with concerning student life at Notre Dame which will be made by Mur· that culture," Parnell said. day to the Board of Trustees at their May 6 meeting. Other com­ The program is currently under ponents of the presentation include a survey concerning which suspension for the 1981-82 school aspn·ts of a student center have the greatest appeal to the members year due to lack of interest. Present­ of the !ttudcnt body. and an independent study which will examine ly, there are five Notre Dame stu­ the dements that are lacking in the overall social life at the Univer­ dents planning to participate in the sity. 1982-83 session, as well as 12 from Tht· independent study is being conducted with the cooperation Penn State University and the Uni­ of Dr. lincoln Johnson, graduate- director of research of Notre versity of Connecticut. Dame's Sociology department. The individual dorm presidents will The first month of the program assist study coordinator Dave Murday by interviewing a cross­ entails intensive Chinese instruc­ section of students in their respective halls about social life at Notre tions held at Fu-Jen University, a Dame. Catholic University in the suburbs of Murday assured HPC members of the administration's intention Tai-Pai. In September, students go to "look at this report as objectively as they can." · In otht·r business, Student Government Treasurer designee John Eichenlaub discussed the provisions of a proposed amendment to the Student Govt·rnment constitution which would add the Student llnion comptroller as a member of the Senate Budget Committee which allocates student activity fees between the Student Govern­ mt·nt, Student Union, HPC, and the Off- Campus Commission. In order to become a part of the Student Government constitution, the proposal must now ht· ratified by two-thirds of the hall councils. II PC announced that anyone interested in having his pro trait done can do so by signing up in his own dorm by March 23. The package, which i1> hein~ oflcred by Harrison Photography via Sorin Hall, leatures one Hx I 0. one Sx7, and llve wallet-size photographs for a total cost of S 15. SO. Portraits will be made:: March 28-April I from I pm-9pm t•ach day. Sorin Hall will usc the proceeds from the:: sale to t·stahlish a scholarship fund for freshmen. For more information. contact Larry Nardolillo at HSHS. Another announcemt·nt recognized Walsh Hall as the recipient of the Smnkr Award for the second time this year. The hall was recogniznl li1r its "Wild Wabh Week" ;Ktivitics. which included icc skating, a scrcw-vour-roomatc. a hall dinner. and secret swccthcarts wnh St. Ed's. Clo:.e contcntlers for this month's Sowder Award honoC1> indudcd Zahm. StanliJrd. ;md Holy Cross halls.

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Distinguished American Women A graduate of Radcliffe and . Whitman answered questions Series lecture last night. in the library Columbia University, Whitman sees from women in the audience on auditorium. herself as simultaneously, "an in- topics ranging from the future of the "1 went from being a freak to sider and outsider'' in the corporate American auto industry to the being a role model," Dr. Whitman works of General Motors. "For an problems of combining career and noted as .she explained her old line, midwestern manufacturing motherhood. "freakish" career as an economist in company that largely grows its own Whitman predicted "very sig­ the academic, government and the executives," Whitinan considers her nificant changes in the auto in­ corporate world. Never too far from .appointment as vice-president rare. dustry" in the future. "The Iranian her beginnings as an academic, "I am an anomaly,"· she said. crisis caught G-M with its pants Whitman attempted, "in the immor- Despite. "the extra burden of ac­ down," said Whitman, but added tal words of the final exam, to ceptance,'' she must overcome at G­ that steps are being taken to reduce compare and contrast,"· the three M, Whitman uses her unique the the lead time necessary to alter Dr. Marina Whitman, vice president and chief economist of distinct career paths she haS background co bridge the gaps be­ auto manufacturing as economic General Motors, spoke last night in tbe Library Auditorium as part followed in a little more than twenty tween business, government and the conditions dictate. of the Distinguished Women Series. (photo by Cheryl Ertelt) '· years. academic world. - Whitman said that "despite all the ======verbal brickbats between govern- . ment and the corporat~ world," they are much more similar than either is . .. Reasoner like the academic world. While "the university is the last frontier of the individual," Whitman continued from page 1 Referring to his comparison of C.S.C., said, "I suspect that the "jazz things up." found the achievements in govern­ john Paul II and Pope John XXIII, he remarks on 60 Minutes were taken Sr. Elaine DesRosiers, Director of ment and the world of business were · "One ofthe most serious crises is the said that he was taken out of context, out of a larger discussion with Harry · Educational Media, was in charge of "inevitably collective." "It's not growing alienation of good women giving viewers the false impression Reasoner. My impression is that Fr. presenting the videotape of 60 enough to be smart or right," she from the Church. These women are that he was attacking the Pope. "But McBrien did not intend to be Minutes last Sunday. She said she not losing faith but losing con­ you can't ignore the fact that as a negative. agrees very much on Fr. McBrien's fidence in the Church to develop young man he (Pope John Paul II) "I think Catholics have to get used statements on women in the not only as human beings but as was in acting." He added, "You have to the fact that we're a minority in Church. She also said that the Pope, .. . Lifting Christians. to be realistic - not every person is American society. We have to "comin6 from a country where "The Pope's understanding of the doing the best job as Pope." choose between living American freedom isn't experienced, doesn't U.S. Catholic experience is one area McBrien also said that his com­ dreams of a secular culture and continuedfrompage 1 understand the freedom Americans where his uqderstanding is probably ments on the secrecy of the Vatican having to live a very deliberate have, particularly American choose to do work around campus, most seriously deficient. Someday were taken out of context. "The Christian life!' religious women." such as setting up chairs in the ACC, there is going to be women bishops, point is that right wing Catholics got The 60 Minutes presentation, When asked if he had any further or he or she may choose to do such and someday down the road, a long that segment and looked at it as an now on videotape in the CCE, was suggestions for the Pope, Fr. things as paint a house or tutor a road maybe to be sure, there will be attack on the Pope," he said. "The shown to a group ofthose interested McBrien said, "I'd like to see the child somewhere in South Bend. a woman Pope." Speaking on John Vatican bureacracy has been there last Sunday night. Those present Pope bring together his admirable Roemer also permits students to Paul II in general, McBrien said that long before John Paul II became responded afterwards. ). D'Arcy concern for human rights outside develop their own ideas for work of all the Popes in this century, the Pope." He explained that he was Chisholm, Administator-Consultant the Church, Le., Poland, with a con­ sanctions, if the students so choose. truly revolutionary Pope of this age sympathizing with CBS and the for the Center for Pastoral and Social cern for human rights inside the Students may consult with com­ will be John XXIII, not John Paul Il media who has to deal with this Ministry, commented, saying he Church. There should be be a better munity leaders to help them form­ He said the spontaneity of)ohn Paul bureacracy. thought McBrien's views were consistency between foreign policy ulate a program of work that they II· is a "more studied spontaneity" McBrien claimed that all of the "reasoned, precise and said with and domestic policy." feel will be rewarding to them. and that he is "self-conscious of the reactions he received from the clarity and concern." He added, "The Pope is too tradi­ Roemer is constantly looking for impact he is making on a crowd." Notre Dame community were One student, Paul Somelo1iike, tional on matters of internal Church more effective punishments. "I am McBrien attributed this to the fact positive. He also said that the angry said that McBrien was "more or less affairs. He's got to be a little more continuously talking to professional that the Pope used to be in acting. letters and phone calls he received attacking the person (Pope John flexible. The Pope reflects his own people and trying to find new met­ These statements on the Pope were unfair. "I did not and would at­ Paul·II) and not the office!' He experience of Catholicism in East­ hods that are effective in fighting seemed an attack to many viewers. tack the Pope. I would criticize him added, "The Pope has a private life ern Europe. It is completely dif­ this problem," Roemer said. "I ap­ Although not complaining about the but not attack him" too." ferent in the United States or in preciate any advice on how to 60 Minutes presentation, McBrien There were, however, some un­ President Theodore Hesburgh Africa Unity doesn't require you to handle the situation and find other said he was twice taken out of con­ favorable views within the Notre also commented on McBrien's uniformity." solutions to the problem. text. Dame community. Those within the presentation: "The points he made The presentation, now on ~...... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,~ Theology Department who were fairly fresh and unobtrusive." videotape in the CCE, can be viewed responded all agreed with McBrien's He said it was an interesting by request for those interested. views or refused to comment. program but that most shows try to I JUNIORS I Outside of the Theology Depart­ ment, support was not as OurSeniorTriptoLosAngeles widespread. ~ ~ Fr. james McGrath, C.S.C., As­ Campus security director sociate Chairman of Biology, said he 1 will be November 24-28, 1982 1thought the segment was "very stresses safety awareness poor." He saw McBrien as a I TotalCostWillBe S375 1"publicist" who was "bad­ mouthing" the Pope. "This doesn't By VIC SCIULLI in December with Padgett, pointed make Notre Dame look good," Senior StaffReporter out that the " it will never happen to I INCLUDES: I McGrath said. me " attitude is a bad one, adding Fr. Charles Weiher, C.S.C., asst. Sever..al weeks ago, a program on · that women are too unprecautious -chartered plane to and from L.A. professor of Philosophy, said, "I safety awareness was held in six of about their safety on campus. ~ ~ thoroughly disagreed. I think he the eight women's dorms on I -4 nights at Sheraton Town House ~ (McBrien) was rehearsing his campus. The program, organized by The fact that the programs, held favorite themes. It quite definitely Student Senator Clare Padgett and between February 15-18, were ~ indowntownL.A. ~ cast the Pope in a negative light." Security Director Rex Rakow em­ poorly attended added to the belief Fr. John Burke, C.S.C., professor of phasized the importance of increas­ that many women are apathetic ~ -ticket to ND-USC football game ~ Mathematics, said "We hear it dis­ ing women's awareness of their about their own safety. -rent-a-car with unlimited mileage cussed a lot in Corby Hall. Many are personal safety. ~ ~ hesitant to comment because they The program, which featured a Rakow felt that an increase in ~ for every group of 4. . ~- ~ feel very strongly and don't want to slide and tape presentation on rape awareness would reduce the num­ say anything." prevention, emphasized the impor­ ber of robberies which occur in the ~ -plus more!!! ~ One member within the Theology tance of total awareness of one's dorms. Residents often do not ques­ Department who did see the surroundings at all times. Rakow, tion strangers walking through the ~ I presentation, Fr. Robert Krieg, who began working on the program halls. These strangers often walk in and out of unlocked dorms com­ I A $50 non-refu~dable deposit I pletely unnoticed by residents, STEVE ROSS, taking with them watches, rings, I willbe collected on \ I wallets and other valuables. Democratic candidate for US Congress, Because Rakow and Padgett I March.24and 25 I believe that the issue of security is an important one, they will continue I ~ will speak on the failure of Reaganomics in to work on awareness programs in addressing the problems of the Third the future. "How to Say No to a ~ I Congressional District on Wednesday, March 10 Rapist and Survive", a film showing 1 only 500 places available ~ the techniques of avoiding rape will at 7:30 in the Lafortune Little Theater. be shown twice in the weeks follow­ ~ I ingbreak ~ ...... ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ... ,,~ ..,. ---~-----

Editorials Wednesday, March 10, 1982- page 5 Spring cleaning : Emily, Nestle & The Observer Another year in Observer time has know- it seems our efforts might be operation at some point, such as -and payday, formerly an unimpor­ come to a close, another administra­ better directed elsewhere. I voted for managing editor. However, this tant event at The Observer, is now tion will take over after break, and the boycott, but I'm not too certain year's managing editor was the main incentive to work at the Tom Jaclqnan this occasions the second annual I'd attend a Nestle press conference. superseded and interfered with, and paper for many_ There are excep­ Housecleaning Column, in which the Sorry Simon .... the new managing editor is also a tions, but their number is few. There proverbial notebook is cleansed of One last observation on Nestle: production-trained person. are those who talk of perfection, and ideas and suggestions which never John McGrath's claim that The Ob­ - This·w~uld all be fine, too, except those who actually work for it. made it into columns of their own. server objectively and fairly covered that it means the paper's current But the production department, any publication with such wide cir­ Here's the mish-mash ... the issue is patently absurd. News priorities will probably remain un­ which controls the paper, is hardly culation, and current Observerites As Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) coverage was clearly (if not inten­ changed, and the overall quality of the only one to blame for the plung­ are to be commended for that. But at would have said, "What's all this tionally) slanted, and the editorial content will continue to decline. At .ing quality of the newspaper. Not by the same time the paper finds itself in fuss I keep hearing about boycotting page was openly lopsided in favor of The Observer the main priority is on a long shot. The news reporting has a quandary: it has become isolated Nestle? What's wrong with their the boycott. Example: the front page getting the paper out as fast as pos­ been miserable, the copy editing from the editorial (writing, report­ candy bars anyway? And I think article on the INFACT/Nestle sible: success is judged by how the even worse. Only the sports page has ing, editing) talent on campus. For their powdered tea is very nice," debate, which was written like a fast the paper is laid out and pasted shown improvement, but like the The Observer to become a reputable etc., until Chevy Chase would inter­ lecture article, quoting only IN­ up, instead of by the excellence and news pages it has at times suffered college newspaper, it must attempt to rupt her to say that the actual issue FACT representatives and their accuracy of the copy. Of course, from lack of timeliness. The result is reach out to these people. Best of discussed was an important one, that views in the first four paragraphs. nobody likes to stay up all night an unfortunate Catch-22 for The Ob­ luck to new editor Mike Monk and she had misheard the original The story failed to mention that, by producing a newspaper, but undue server - its crossroads. The quality his staff.... editorial, and Emily of course would all accounts, the Nestle haste has led to countless headline of the paper has fallen so much that deliver the famous punchline. representatives embarrassed IN­ misspellings, sloppy editing and a many of the best writers and intel­ The views expressed in this This is not to beliule the efforts of FACT, so bad that the NO ad­ general disregard for the quality of lects on campus simply will not con­ column are tbe views of the author, the World Hunger Coalition, which mm•stration initially refused to the finished product. The desire to tribute because they don't want to and do not necessarily represent tbe campaigned sincerely and ag­ re-show the video tape of the event. publish a flawless paper has been assOciate with it. It takes a certain views of The Observer or Its gressively, but the importance of this The Observer has shamelessly by the desire to finish- fast amount of guts to sign one's name to editorial board. issue in the context of the 1980s - promoted itself this year, sometimes the Nuclear Age - is lost on me. incorrectly .... Nestle defended itself quite admirab­ Perfect epigram to the most recent ly during its recent lobby, all wining column on the anachronistic nature and dining aside, and even though of conservatism: • 'The dogmas of the the boycott remains a worthwhile quiet past are inadequate to the gesture by the students, the matter of stormy present. As our situation is American students attacking a Swiss new, so must our thinking be new.'' company for uncertain offenses in -Abraham Lincoln·.... the Third World seems strangely in­ A final note on The Observer, congruous. Is this the example of while we're on the subject. First of student activism in the Eighties? The all, in the interests of New Jour­ issue is certainly a legitimate one, but nalism, the reader should be in­ why have students chosen this one formed that I have not had any when there are so many of seemingly official function on the paper since more importance? Why, when our October (other than filling this space federal government is selling nuclear every two weeks), so I feel the paper arms to every totalitarianist regime can be judged objectively, and I that comes down the pike, friend or think many will agree with the ob­ foe, while building itself up to servations that follow. obscenely muscular levels? When The Observer is at an important the machinery to begin mandatory in­ crossroads right now. For the third duction of college-age men into the straight year, it has elected an editor­ military is being reconstructed and in-chief whose background and train­ reignited? Or locally, when our own ing comes mainly from the college administration is frustrating­ production side of the newspaper. ly deaf to pleas for help regarding our That's fine, as long as an editorially miserable social life? 1 just don't know led gable person oversees the College students waking up?

Those weren't simply 5,000 boom. the mysterious runt of the 70- brawn, no brains" approach to too much. How can this generation's spoiled brats on Capitol Hill last million-member litter born between global problem-solving. Many see rear guard devote itself to teaching, ManeD Glen week protesting Ronald Reagan's 1945 and 1965. Like many of his no place for themselves in such a sys­ to research, to helping others- and Cody proposed cuts in federal aid to higher friends, he was weaned on John tem, so they ignore global concerns refrain from more lucrative lines of and Shearer education. Belushi, New Wave Musk and altogether. work - when its Joan indebtedness While college students have peacetime draft registration. Judging Closer to home, short-term think­ is expected to increase some 67 per­ a place in these changing times~ reason to be angry with the president, from freshman surve.ys and campus ing by the government also leads stu­ cent under new student aid They're neither typicaly liberal nor the front page photographs of protes­ bestseller lists, these students are dents to shake their heads. The guidelines? (It doesn't help matters typically conservative, but simply ters carrying "Books, not Bombs" even more career-oriented, conform­ younger generation can't sec the when top White House aides, who confused by mixed signals from the placards tell only half the story. ing and conservative than their older benefit of a policy which allows the make upwards of$62,000 a year, say current leadership. Many students, such as Harvard's brothers and sisters. dumping of hazardous chemicals, as the low salaries of government Remarkably, the government's John Riccardi, arc bewildered on a Social scientists and journalists the administration proposed last service will shortly force them to apparent lack of foresight in student number of fronts. For Riccardi's have linked these traits to diminising week. Moreover, what's the sense, return to the private sector.) aid cutbacks may spur many col­ peers, Reagan's decision to reduce expectations. But we doubt that it's they ask, of an energy source that ··A reordering of priorities is cer­ legians to campaign against illogic in the government's educational com­ all so simple. To be sure, the lacks a universally-approved method tainly needed, but how can we be ex­ other policies. Many in the bipartisan mitment is only the mo~t disturbing .. student lobbyists" on Capitol Hill of disposing its by-products oro safe­ pected to do it in the face of all these congressional group that met with development. last Monday were screaming about ly mothballing the worn-out physical contradictions?" Riccardi asked. student protestors last week en­ "On one hand, we're told to have the one cut that would affect them plants that produce it? ''Our faith in the future is getting couraged grassroots-style lobbying faith in this administration's inten­ most. Perhaps more than any other sub­ caught in the crossfire of what's and letter-writing. Whether the con­ tions," said Riccardi, a 10-year-old But the ··bottom boomers·' arc set of the baby boom, today's college supposed to be a battle for national gressmen's audience will forge a Long Island native. "YL·t we receive finding fault with other administra­ students are anxious for "economic renewal." broader consensus is impossible to little enough encouragen.cnt to do so tion policies. recovery." They've more than Such heady comments could, of predict. on the other. We're t

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centers, located at SIS South Atlan­ Not only will we be able to make Miller is not going to forget that tic in Fort Lauderdale and on the the mandatory phone call home and vacation in Florida is fun, too. They southwest corner ofjasmine and ease our ecologically conscientious will provide live musical entertain­ U.S. Highway AlA in Daytona Beach. minds, but those '82 graduates ment from 4 p.m. to sundown, four Just be showing up at the centers, among us can get a jump on the job days a week at each center. In addi­ we will receive a welcome kit with market. The Fort Lauderdale Cham­ tion, Lite beer commercial eeing those disgusting little flakes maps, brochures about area happen­ ber of Commerce will conduct its celebrities, Boog Powell and Bubba of white stuff dropping from the S ings and posters. There will be a annual college vacation career fair. Smith, will appear to sign autographs sky in the middle of March is not a massive message board so that we Area firms will be there to discuss and pose for pictures. heartening thought. If spring really can leave our fellow comrades on potential job opportunities in the Starting March l l, the centers will comes on the twenty-first, then pilgrimage to these parts of Florida area with interested seniors. someone has found a very odd way provide us with all the creature notification of our whereabouts. The career fair gives students the comforts of being a tourist plus give of ushering in the change of season. Lowenbrau telephone booths will idea that there is a little bit more to us the chance to work on the future. be set up so we can call home toll the Lauderdale area than just surf, What more could we ask? free as long as home is not in Alaska, sun and sex, says Mike Frey, the Fr. Sorin, there's a nice piece of Tari Brown Hawaii or Florida, (sorry, folks), for chamber's manager of economic property in Florida, just the right two to three minutes between noon development_ size for a university. _ . I and 5 p.m. , Next week's break acts as a teaser; "We want to give students a / we all know that the sunshine will chance to let the folks back home stay in Florida and the snow will be know how much fun they're here to greet us when we return to having," said Paul Block, Miller's col­ South Bend. While we're indulging Jete marketing coordinator. in the surf and sun, the Miller In order to help the cities keep the Brewing Company along with its dis­ beaches clean of empty Miller tributors and the local Chambers of product containers, there will be Commerce want to welcome us reclamation centers. In exchange vacationing students with a special for empties, Miller will give us t­ . promotion. shirts, sun visors and can coolers, In Fort Lauderdale and Daytona advertising Miller and "Spring Break Beach, Miller will be sponsoring '82." (Mom always says I need an­ "Spring Break '82," a promotion other t-shirt.) The money earned scheme to benefit both us and the from the recycling will be donated cities. They will set up welcome to charity. Return of pop music's halcyon days

magine yourself in a front-row s_c::at (with Garfunkel singing lead); "Me duo's records in the sixties. The I at the biggest concert event of and Julio Down by the Schoolyard"; varied repertoire found on this LP 1981. A concert by two men and a and "Kodachrome." Each does a solo could not have been pulled off with­ backup band, witnessed by more number or two. Finally, there are the out them. people than saw dozens of bands at surprises: two vintage oldies they A line in one of their last songs of Woodstock. A concert which probably first did during their days the evening, "The Boxer," states: featured the biggest duo of the asTomandJerryin 1957orso­ "After changes upon changes, we are 1960s. A concert which was the "Wake Up Little Susie" and more or less the same." This is per­ "Maybelline." And they all sound as haps the best way to sum up The if they had been performing them to­ Concert in Central Park. Paul Simon gether for years before this concert, and Art Garfunkel have changed in and not just this one time since 1970. the past ten years ... but together, Simon arranged his solo stuff for they still sound the same. For that second biggest reunion concert the two so well that one cannot help alone I highly recommend this al­ bum to all, even to die-hards who ever possible - with the first one but think that he may have had his have all their 1960s albums, for the (the Beatles) no longer possible. old partner in mind when he wrote "new" material and for the re­ That is what the newly-released them. "Late in the Evening" sounds worked versions of their old clas­ document of Simon and Garfunkel's much better as a Simon and Gar­ sics ...and also for the fact that this Sept. 19, 1981 reunion concert in funkel song than as a Simon song. is the first Simon and Garfunkellive New York's Central Park is - and "American Tune" is, well, almost LP. It makes one wish that the years much more. tailor-made for Garfunkel's tenor The Concert in Central Park voice; he gives the song an entirely 1965 through 1970, when "Mrs. originally was to be il Paul Simon new flavor. "Slip Slidin' Away" Robinson" and "The Sounds of solo effort - until Simon had the idea features the two trading off lead vo­ Silence," etc. were popular hits, of inviting Art Garfunkel to perform cals. could return. Popular music has not Security Guard Betty Reeder with him during the free concert. been the same since. On Simon and The backup band, as it was on Garfunkel accepted the invitation. Garfunkel's The Concert in Central One-Trick Pony, is tight, know their Park, those halcyon days return .. .if Simon and Garfunkel still sound , stuff ...and probably listened to the only for an hour and a half or so. good together; so good that it may Breen-Phillips guard come as a surprise to some that they had not performed live together for a full-length concert since 1970. Compare this to recent live efforts honored at brunch by such 1960s stalwarts as The Beach Boys - anyone who saw them at the ACC last October knows D ecently, tht: residents of tor and several residents. what I mean. ftBreen-Phillips Hall showed Dorm President Jane Barber They did many of their greatest their appreciation for an old friend praised Miss Reeder, calling her a hits at Central Park that Saturday - in a ceremony held at North legend in the hall. As the dorm's "Homeward Bound"; "Bridge Over Dining Hall. Betty Reeder, security guard, she is one of the Troubled Water" (without or­ hall's most familiar faces and a chestra, which gives it a different close friend to many of the resi­ feel); "Scarborough Fair"; "The Vic Sciulli dents. Many graduates who lived in Sounds of Silence"; and "The 59th Breen-Phillips and their husbands Street Bridge Song ( Feelin' often visit Betty when they visit Groovy)," for example. However, security guard at Breen-Phillips the campus. they did not merely rehash their since it became a women's dorm, The brunch is only one of the greatest-hits LP, and for that Simon was honored for eight years of events occurring throughout the and Garfunkel must be compli­ service at the hall's annual brunch campus in March and April com­ me_ll!_ed. commemorating coeducation at memorating the tenth anniversary In addition to performing the Notre Dame. of coeducation at Notre Dame. "expected" songs, a couple oflesser­ Betty, as she is called by all the Among these events are the Distin­ known S&G songs were thrown in: hall's residents, was presented guished American Women Lecture "April Come She Will" and "Old with a corsage and plaque in ap­ Series sponsored by the Women's Friends," their first encore (an- ap­ preciation of her service to the Advisory Council. The Series will propriate song for the evening), dorm. Betty was also praised at the resume April2 with NBC's Jane Simon re-arranged some of his solo hall's mass by the celebrating rec- Pauley speaking. material for the two of them: "Late in the Evening"; "American Tune" ~·------~~·-1

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------Christopher the Beloved Coffin nailed shut on syndicated talk shows he said shyly: "Chris?" He nodded yes. ~'~&¥" S "Hello, Beth," he said. They hugged each other, om Snyder was fired. John Davidson h~ been cancelled. Mike and it was as though they had been family for all of his T Douglas was dragged kicking and scrc::aming from the scene of lifetime. The last time she had seen him was as an infant Rev. Robert Griffin his many crimes. Merv Griffin is losing stations and viewers from at birth. He knew that she liked him; he was not a disap­ coast to coast. And the video burials of Dinah Shore and Toni Ten­ pointment to her. He enjoyed the way she kept hold of nille were carried out a few years ago. his hand while they waited for the hostess to scat them. Letters to a Lonely God Yes, the television talk show, which used to be one of the most She was a pretty woman, he thought. Seeing her, he popular staples of daytime::, prime-time and late-night programming, could imagine how she had looked at seventeen. Even the sake of his adopting parents. He wanted to know if is yesterday's news. now, at forty two, she could almost have been his sister. his birth mother's life had been happy; his only disap­ All over the TV dial, programs fc::aturing an overdose of celebrity Yct age had left little lines of sadness around her eyes pointment would have been to learn that her life wasn't worship, soporific chit-chat, bald-faced plugs and back-slapping in­ that couldn't have been there at seventeen. happy. He owed her a great deal. He had felt incomplete sincerity are going belly-up. It's the nicest trend to hit the tube since At first, seated at table, they talked of how easily she not knowing about her. His own life would be better, he the networks took away Evel Knievel's toys and told him he no lon­ had found the place, and how pleasant the restaurant thought, knowing the goodness and love that had sur­ ger could try to move walls with his face. was with the fresh cut flowers in a vase. Eventually, they rounded his birth. Oh, sure -Johnny Carson and Phil Donahue still arc a strong No. cased the conversation into more personal things. When the afternoon ended; they had begun to be ac· I in the audience ratings in "I'm glad," she said, "they didn't change your name. I quaintcd. Both of them had families. Her family knew late-night and daytime, narm·d you Christopher in the hospital. I hoped they that there was a Christopher. His family knew that there respectively. But Carson's Gary Dczczb wouldn't change it, but I was afraid they might." was a parenting in his life that had preceded their own. NBC "Tonight Show" is far "Was it anybody else's name:?" he said. "I mean, did All the different family relationships required restraint less a talk program than a very ------­ you name me for anyone in particular?" in their development, in order not to upset loved ones. savvy variety show presided "It was a name I liked," she said. "Your father's name A time would come, perhaps, when introductions could over by one of the reigning - -· -~~-- is Harold. Christopher seemed like a nicer name." be made, but there was no hurry. New loves should al· legends of show business. And · "It's nice being Chris," he said. "My parents told me ways respect old loves, they both agreed. Donahue's nationally syndicated, Chicago-based program scores a that my mother had named me. I wouldn't have minded They said goodbye, to go back to their different lives ,huge viewership precisely bc::cause his sort of talk is so much dif­ being Harold, but it's nice being Chris." He wondered if to think matters over. ferent from - and so much more substantial than - the televised she felt awkward when he spoke of his parents. But they She said: "Now that I have found you again, I'm not Tupperwarc parties of Mike, Merv, Davidson & Co. were his parents now, spiritually and psychologically, going to let you go." They would certainly keep in The latest nail in the coffin of the old-fashioned celebrity- chatter and even physically, since they had nourished and touch, he agreed. He would call her in a week; they program was driven last week when Group W productions an· clothed him and borne with his illnesses. Genetically, would have new things to say, different questions to ask. nounced the cancellation of the syndicated "John Davidson Show." he belonged to Beth, and that was certainly a bond; he He was happy she was proud of him. He had grown up The program will continue to be seen in several dozen cities until owed her his name, and he wanted to love her too. But to be the man she hoped that Christopher would late August, then will vanish forever. he had had his home and his family for twenty-four become. He looked a little as his father had looked Davidson's demise was triggered by poor audience ratings, of years; nothing could ever change that. As he talked with when Christopher was born, she said. course. Most folks simply don't give a damn about Barbara Eden's her, he knew he had no need to worry. diet or Sammy Davis Jr.'s jewelry collc::ction or the fact that ZsaZsa He would try to find ways to hdp her and her large She had told him on the phone to call her Beth; it Gabor has a drip-dry wedding dress. And so Davidson (whose family, he thought. They were doing okay, but there seemed natural and easy. Later, perhaps, he would usc a d t imples arc cleaned regularly with Q-tips) lasted just two seasons as were small children, who were his brothers and sisters. personal title. For now, there was information to be ex· the host of such an aggressively simple-minded program. He hoped there was something nice he could do, in a changed, and a few questions to be asked, if she were Interestingly enough, Group W tried to blame the ashcanning of family way. Someday, when it felt natural, he would call willing. Davidson on the expansion of many local newscasts across the her mother. She deserved to hear that. Since his birth, "Thac is nothing I could tell you that would hurt you country. According to this logic, an increasing amount of local TV she had probably missed him more than he had missed now," she said. "We were very young, and one night, time is being devoted to newscasts- and, therefore, less time is her; he never had to weep over their separation as she heing in love, we did a reckless thing. Later, when available to syndicated programs such as Davidson's. did. He had his family; they had given him everything we knew a baby was coming, we talked about marriage. Well, that may be true in a few cities. But in Chicago, for instance, except birth, and they meant the world to him. Now We cared about each other, but we weren't ready for the station that caricd Davidson actually wiped him out this week in that he had found her, there was Beth. She had given marriagl·. He stayed with me until you were born. After favor of"Thc 700 Club," a right wing, money-grubbing religious him something too. He would never know how much that, it seemed better not to sec each other." program that pays bcttt:r bucks than Davidson. he had cost her. He wanted to show her the tenderness lie could picture them: nice young people, probably Here arc some more death certificates for the old-line talk show: he felt. very scared, because it couldn't have been easy. They • Mike Douglas, as first reported in this column in January, tried had made decisions that were very wise, and very "It's nice to know they loved each other," he thought. everything - including booking guests who would actually pay cash thougluful of him. "I always hoped that they did." in exchange for air time - in a miserable effort to keep his 20-year­ "I had always hoped that someday I would sec you," He drove home, imagining a seventeen year old face, old gabfest' financially strong enough to stay on the air. It didn't she said. "Your call didn't surprise me. I had been full oflovc. He tried also to imagine the young man who work, and so Mike's horribk program is now in reruns and will sput· waiting for it." cared about that face. Eventually, he would know more ter to an ignominious end in june. Meanwhile, some of the few sta­ I Icr llrst words, when she found out who was calling, about him, too. tions still carrying his daily drone arc placing it in virtually invisible had been: "I've been expecting your call. How did you No one ever knows everything about their parents time slots(such as WGN-TV in Chicago, which telecasts the Douglas find me?" His only clue had been a name and some dares and the circumstances of their birth, he thought. Even farce at the whiz-bang hour of 4:30a.m.) they had given him at a city hospital. It had taken him a your own birth is part of someone else's personal his­ • Dinah Shore, a beloved entertainer, and Toni Tennille, whom year to make his inquiries. II is friends had warned him: tory, which they might want to keep themselves. Some many observers looked upon as "the new Dinah," both bombed in "You could hurt her, and disappoint yourself" He was circumstances arc nice to know about. It made him feel the daily talk parade - Shore apparently running out of recipes and willing to go as cautiously as possible, for her sake, and good to know that all his parents loved him. Tennille clearly out of her element in anything except singing. • Mc::rv Griffin, the multi-millionaire who largely finances his own program, seems to be the only one of the "elevator talk" specialists who has a reasonably rosy future. True, his show flat-out stinks, it isn't even televised in many major markets, and the world is tired of seeing this pudgy creature open his sport jacket to display the lining. Trivia Quiz XIX Nevertheless, Griffin probably can prop himself up on the air as long as his bank ac.count holds out. • And the death ofTom Snyder's late-night NBC "Tomorrow nother rather difficult quiz last 3. "Sexy Sadie" by the Bcatles - 7. "Candle in the Wind" by Elton Show" also points to the failure of the genre. Snyder conducted ex· Awn·k, despite what I said. Here The Maharishi Mahesh Yogi (the john - Marilyn Monroe trcmcly unrevealing interviews, whether the guest was Bert Parks or are the answers to that travesty, with song was originally titled 8. "Legend in Your Own Time" by Bert Lance, and he invariably attracted a tiny audience. After eight the subject followed by his or her "Maharishi," but john Lennon early Simon -James Taylor (before years of such nonsense, NBC finally axed Tall Tom and replaced him song: changed it bct(Jrc it was recorded) she married him) with David Letterman. And although Letterman's brand-new "Late 4. "Puppy Low" by Paul Anka­ 9. "Hurricane" by Bob Dylan - Night"program is categorized as a talk show, it's really more of a fn·c· Annette Funiccllo (whom Anka had Ruben "Hurricane" Carter (a boxer form comedy program -sort of a cross between johnny Carson and Tim "eely a crush on at the time) who was convicted of murder just as Steve Allen's original"Tonight Show" of the 19SO's. S. "Legl·nd of a Mind" by the he was in position to take on the Moody Blues - Timothy Leary champion in his weight class) 6. "New Kill in Town" by the I 0. "Happy Birthday" by Stevie I. "The King Is Gonl·" by Ronnie sm. Eagles -john Oates (of Daryl Hall Wonder - Martin Luther King (a McDowell - Elvis Presley and ... ; it may not have been written plea to make Dr. King's bithllay a na­ 2. "All Those Years Ago" by about him spt·dtkally, but was often tional holiday) George Harrison -john Lennon dedicated to him in their live shows) This last quiz before break will not be a break from the usual rigorous routine. This consists of subtitles of famous rock songs - you know, that This is the last part which appears in parentheses. For example, if a question was "(Don't Fear)," the answer would be "The Reaper." SHOWCASE I. "(I Can't Get No)" 2. "(We're Gonna)" 3. "(No You're Not Said Little Section before Break. Nicola)'' 4. "(The Games People Play)" 5. "(Love Is)" 6. "(I Can Dance)" 7. "(Will You Evc::r Win)" 8. "(Gone, Gone, Gone)" Have a good one!!!! 9. "(Hey, Won't You Play)" I 0. "(Heartbreaker)" SportS =B::;:::r;::::;;i=e;~~.:.-s::::::==:::;======w=e=dn=e=sd=a=y,=M:;::ar=c=h=I=o,=t=9s=2==P=ag=e=s By The Observer and The Associated Press l will hold an important,.but Mud Volleyball registration for An Tostal will be held ~ The Water Polo Club •: brief, meeting for all members tonight night at 7 p.m. in Caron Court, tonight from 6 to 8 p.m. in first floor LaFortune. Rosters are to be R first floor LaFortune. Plans for the upcoming spring season and also composed of six to eight players, with a limit of two per team from for next fall will be discussed. New members are encouraged to at· the volleyball club. Each roster must include names of players, and tend. If you have any questions, call john at 7816. -The Observer the captain's name and phone number. You are only permitted to play on one team. There is a limit of 128 teams, so early registration is advised A Sl.OO entry fee will be charged per team. -The Ob· Non-varsity deadlines coming up include both server men's and women's 12-inch softball. The rosters are due today and must include 12-16 players, all from the same hall. The deadline for Grace Hall residents will sponsor a film presentation of the grad softball is also today, with a 12-member roster minimum and all january 19, 1974 classic basketball matchup between Notre Dame players from the same department. The baseball league rosters are and UCLA, in which the Irish broke the legendary Bruins' legendary due today with a roster of 14-18 players. There is a S15 entry fee for 88-game winning streak. The film will be shown on tonight at 8 p.m. each roster. A women's soccer tourney is forming, with teams ar­ in Stepan Center. Admission is n.oo, and will go towards the Paul ranged by hall and rosters due, of course, today. 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LOST:. AN '83 CLASS RING (BLUE NEED RIDE TO COLUMBUS, OHIO--Iv LA· USC CLASS OF '831NVADES!II HEY KATY REGAN HAPPY SPINEL. QP) IF FOUND. PLEASE Thurs or Fri. CALL 6839. VALENTINE'S DAY. SORRY I'M LATE HOLLYWOOD GALAI NOTICES RETURN TO GILDA. (x 8098) LOVE,WWLA HOLLYWOOD GALA Jr. Class of '83 It's you and me at USC HOLLYWOOD GALA HELPI!II AM DESPERATELY LOOKING Sign up now and join the fun The game. REWARD: LOST GOLD NECKLACE FOR A RIDE FOR ONE AND A HALF the beach and California's sun!! depos~s DO YOU NEED A GOOD HAIRCUT? WITH CROSS AT CAMPUS VIEW PERSONS TO NORTH JERSEYINYC WATCH FOR THE MC VATOR March24-25 DMILY GUYS $4, GIRLS $6 CALL MICHOLE AT POOL. SENTIMENTAL VALUE. Please AREA FOR BREAK. CAN LEAVE 3112 RAIDERS I 7951 call 283·6954 AFTERNOON CALL KEVIN at 3489 LAINEY YES that's right folks - JUSt 2 more days Hollywood Gala. Hollywood Gala. (HE'S REAL SHORT!) MURFACE Hol­ until those California boys. 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SECOND FLOOR REGINA SALUTES MON-TUES-WED 11·2 IN LAFORTUNE A TURTLE ON ITS BACK IS HELP­ TIM KEYES-THE FLASHIEST PIANIST RIDERS NEEDED TO DAYTONA LESS! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME ANDLEMANS! RIDERS NEEDED TO FLORIDA: CALL OF THEM ALL-SCOTTY O'GRADY-THE LEAVING FRIDAY. CALL HELEN 1317 GET BACK ON MY FEET AGAIN ED8828 MAN WITH THE HOTTEST LICKS 0 OR ANGEL 1272. A SPINNING SHELL THEM ALL-BILL GERGIN AND ROB WANTED excuse me, Are your names D1ck, D1ck. MARY KATHRYN FROM DECATUR: SO LLOYD-THE GUYS WITH Need ride to O'Hare Friday after 12 share JOE, I AM SORRY FOR NOT LETTING and Dick? Thouht we'd come by for a YOU'RE TURNING 22! WELL, EVERY­ GIRLFRIENDS-AND JIMMY KEYES· usual call Dom at 8860. YOU EXTINGUISH YOUR LIFE! THANX dnnk, but all we got was abuse. Thank THING YOU DO IS MAGIC. SO I'M SURE THE ONE WITH THE FASTEST FIN­ FOR NOT INVITING ME TO FROLIC IN God your gorgeous RA came in and made 22 CAN ONLY MAKE YOU MORE WON­ GERS OF THEM ALL!!!!! 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LOST/FOUND CIOUS. TROPICAL TANTALIZING Ralph Bernard Carotin: were he will recharge his party magic. But Do you put out candles at 50 ft? Do you SOUTH BEND THIS SUMMER? I'M FOR SALE My fnend has a cat named Ralph. be on your guard for breaks cannot last laugh at your own JOkes before you tell LOOKING FOR ONE FEMALE forever, and the Party Marshmallow Will them? Are you a w1t1ess wonder? Psyc­ PLEASE NOTICE: I lost a beige fur­ ROOMMATE TO SHARE A CAMPUS Jodi return even better! hotic? Contact the LaLaLand Alumnt Club collared coat at the South dming hall on VIEW APT. FROM JUNE TO AUG. CALL USED BOOK SHOP. HOURS WED .. p.s. I had a great lime Saturday mght. Hotline at 4775 or 4715. Offer expires 2122182. Coat of canvas-like mmatenal PATTI AT 283-6472. RENT IS ONLY SAT. SUN. 9-7. CASPERSON Q303 Mick. Mubs. Colit, D&B: Have a great 411182. and made by MAINE GUIDE. Any in­ $145AMONTH. BUCHANAN RD . NILES. Spnng Break I Love Pamps formation leading to my getting it back will Hey· Photogenic, Bumble-bee Brother, Dearest Apple, be rewarded. Please call Kev1n at 1103. Two fun-lovmg gals need nde to PHILL Y­ ANYONE NEEDING A SPOT ON THE Thanks alot for the surpnse party! You are the Sugar­ Thank you. area for break. Please don·t leave these PHILLY BUS (cost negotiable) CALL Scotty. You're a great Grace forward. plum of my eye. girls stranded 1n South Bend! We can JEFF8862 DAB Wish you would have won. A Grace fan Love, A watch was found in the ACC Arena at a leave possibly as early as Wednesday af­ fromSMC Banana Heed recent basketball game. If 1t's yours, ternoon (the 1Oth) We will share drivmg. STOCK UP THIS WEEK ON I'IISTORY please call Dom at 3075 expenses and provtde ·munchies! OR POLITICAL SCIENCE. BOTH SEC­ To the boobs In 227 & 228, God I'm Please call Kw1ck1 at 3773 TIONS 5&o OFF ALL USED TITLES. BUY sumel FOR SALE GREG, EVEN THOUGH YOU REALLY AND SELL AT PANDORA'S BOOKS. 937 We could use some excitement, ·:·ONE WAY AIRLINE TICKET FROM FT. DON'T EVEN DESERVE THIS, I DID Ride needed to DAYTON, OHIO for SOUTH BEND AVENUE. 233-2342. haven't we given you enough- Hint, LAUDERDALE TO CHICAGO 3-22-82. PUT A PERSONAL TO YOU. I WOULD Found: set of keys on astrological keyc­ spring break. I can leave any time We're cute, we're tun ... we're $100 PLEASE CALL KATE TODAY AT SAY SOMETHING CUTTING, BUT WHY hain. Call Pat Sp1dertrap" Jolin at 3260 to PLEASE call Donna at6771 identify. 2897. WASTE MY TIME AND THE OB­ S.W.A.T. SERVER'S SPACEIIIINSTEAD, I WISH EMERGENbYm Ride needed to either Lost: One blue and white duffle bag left in Help! Desperately need nde to D.C. for YOU FOUR YEARS OF SMICS,(THERE Ridgewood, N.J., or Nyack N.Y. on or TICKETS the south dining hall Thursday night. break. Will share expenses. Call Bnan ARE JUST SOMETHINGS NO GIRLS after March 12. Will share expenses What two people had such a good time Please return to Mike at x8328. 4521. WON'T DO). RAB and driving tlm&-call 2114-5127. Saturday that they fell asleep? WE Need extra tickets for graduation. Call knowwhot LOST: STUDENT AWARENESS OF J. C. I HAD A GREAT WEEKEND. YOU Bruce· Where·s my Richard"? T1m ·Can I'll be stranded at Purdue if I don't get a Mark at3008 G.Q. CRIME. PLEASE FIND IT BEFORE IT'S ARE THE BEST THING SINCE CRISP I do it? Can I. huh? Huh? MAC • With two ride back to the beloved Dome on March TOO LATE. WIENERS! X.O LISA beaut•ful women around. how could they 21. If you can help, call Peg at 1274 poss1bly res•st? Jeb - Yes. that has hap­ LAST YEAR'S UMOC, MIKE pened to me! Paul - Stop stealing my LOST: Silver SEIKO watch lost Wed. NEED RIDE TO CENRAL JERSEY: Can "GORGAR" GURDAK, fS BACK AND Richard, Which k1nd do you like best? razor blades! .. and my sc1ssorsl..and my night Mar. 3 outside Senior Bar or in leave on Wednesday afternoon. Will UGLIER THAN EVER TO DEFEND HIS Have a great break! Just Me· ruler! .. and ... Joe· Schedule change: add Campus View parking lot. If found. please share the usual. Call Laura. 4308. PERSONALS TITLE. GOLDFISH AND COMERS WITH Photography 101. At least. that 1sn't all call Rich at 277· 7536 or bnng to Campus WEAK STOMACHS- BEWAREIIII Greek to you. View, bldg. 54655, Apt. 202. Help!Need ride to D.C. for break. call Tom Question: WHO IS UGLIER THAN MIKE HEY GUYS! Only two more days! WE'RE 1020 Do you have your copy of the Mol~rlty "GORGAR" GURDAK ? LOST: 4 KEYS on a GOLD NATIONAL THERE! Love ya, Colleen! Thlalaltl books yet? No? Well then hurry - Answer: NOBODY ALIVEIIII!f SCIENCE MUSEUM" Keychain. Probab­ · Lisa ... so anyway. Caddyshack goes up to hiS I NEED A RIDE TO THE MPLS. AREA. Juniper Press is still marketing a hm1ted MIKE "GORGAR" GURDAK FOR ly lost in the Dillon-South Dining Hall boss. The Phoneman. and says. Hey. WILL SHARE USUAL. CALL MIKE.3050 supply of the two smash hils by UMOCI!IIIIIIIII d1s-uh frog here says he wants-uh to Area. If found. please call Dan at 1729 • everybody's favorite cartoomst. Michael GEOFF H. IS no longer 1a•lbaJI. Just ask make-uh a depos1t... should·uh I take-uh Thanks Ill I NEED RIDERS TO JOE LOUIS ARENA Molinelli, 1n e1lher Don't Make a Right Laura. the Butler! duh drop and exchange-uh 11 for-uh a IN DETROIT FOR THE CCHA or last years chart-topper. now 1n its THIS HOOSIER IS READY to head for telephone?" ... o.k. so The Phoneman LOST $50 BILL IN NORTH DINING HALL PLAYOFFS. 4 SPOTS ARE OPEN. CALL fourth edition, On the Road to Selling the sun. fun. and general warmlh of the I AM LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE I AM says, How do I know! You think-uh he·s ON SUNDAY. IF FOUND PLEASE CALL BRIAN AT 11192. Out Sensational South. See you there. NOT PICKY BUT NEED SOMEONE The Cous•n·s bagman?' And Caddys­ LINDA: 2948. Hey- don·t delay- act today! CALL FOR AN ININTEAVIEW, COL­ hack says, He gotta no bag except for DESPERATELY NEED RIDE TO Gregory LEEN. 4440 SMC. that-uh th1ng he's carry1ng." (Wh1ch he LOST: 10 AND FOUR KEYS ON A OHARE ON THURSDAY AFTERNOON You can still JOin the Soc1ety for Creat1ve got from Billy the Worm.) So The BACAROI KEY RING AT SENIOR BAR OR EARLY EVENING---WILL SHARE Anachronism 1f you m1ssed the meetmg JEFF LINDHOLM: Do you read the per­ HEY Dan. I did 1t agam! I had fun Saturday Phoneman looks. see. and he sees the ON MY 21 ST BIRTHDAY. IF FOUND USUAL---CALL CHRIS AT 1678 last week. for information call Deirdre at sonals? Just checkmg .. mght. Thanks alot. Good luck w1th Gale. frog ... and 11 suddenly dawns on h1m and PLEASE CALL LINDA AT 2948. ANYT'ME. 6013 Let me know how 11 goes. he says: (th•s IS it!!!) hi karen- how·s Oklahorna commg along? "It'a a knapaack, lost;dark blue scarf probably lost in LIFE NEED RIDE TO OHARE AIRPORT ON Hope your hav1ng fun out there- I'm g01ng TO ALL DOMERS. WE WOULD LIKE TO C8ddyaheck. .. Science Bldg; if found call 55 7 4 ask for FRIDAY AFTERNOON OR EARLY EVE· Macer countdown!!! Hark the herald an­ to NY next week · how about that?! well SEE YOU PRETTY SOON BECAUSE Give the frog a phonal" Sam or leave message. NING WILL SHARE USUAL···CALL gels shout, three more days and Macer's have a good day - your b1g brother YOU'VE BEEN UGLY FOR SO LONG. (whew/) OWEN AT 1678 ANYTIME. out! The Observer - Sports Wednesday, March 10, 1982- page 9 Midwest no longer a joke

It has been, traditionally, pretty much a basketball wasteland. Occasionally, a Kansas or an Iowa would pop up, make a run at the top, and fade just as quickly from view. But overall, the Midwest - the real Midwest, where the deer and the antelope play - has been as. boring as a drive from Topeka to Oklahoma City. --='---"-"------:: All of that has changed this year. Part of the credit goes to the imported teams, but much of it stays right at home - on the range, so to speak. 3) Tu~- You may not know these guys, but Digger The Midwest regional is arguably the toughest of the does. Last season they won the NIT, despite Phelps's four this season. It features three of the nation's top 10 on-TV plugs for Syracuse. If you get a chance to watch teams, and some classy also-rans. Let's look at the teams this team, keep your eyes on Paul Pressey. He's another chosen to join the wagon train by Wayne Duke, Dave all-American who's gotten attention only among avid Gavitt, et al. basketball followers, but he can play with the best of 1) DePaul- You know these guys - all toowell. them. This team is made up almost entirely of transfers Ray Meyer has taken his team to the tournament and who played together in junior college. They won the J.·•'ses team co-ctTerry Cummings could be the best player in the Cougars were runners-up in t the SWC, while Alcorn St. country, and may well be the NBA's No. 1 draft pick - won the Southwestern Conference Tournament. The Ralph notwithstanding. The key this year may be the only good thing about this game is that someone is Holy Cross Hogs grab freshmen - Downing and Patterson. It could be a bless­ guaranteed to lose. ing in disguise that these guys have never sufferred 4) Arkansas- Eddie Sutton has done it again. Quiet­ "The Demon Choke." ly, he's put together a high-quality team that plays well hockey title in overtime The Demons will play the winner of the San fundamentaly, makes few mistakes, and won the SWC going away. If the Hogs make it on the tube, watch for Francisco-Boston College game. DePaul guard By MIKE RICCARDI period, but Crawford came back to Raymond McCoy played for the the Dons as a freshman, ex-Notre Dame center Joe Kleine, who transferred to Sports Writer tie the game for Grace two minutes Fayetteville and may be on the bench. and should provide a good scouting report. Meyer says into the new frame. he wants to play John Hegwood, Wallace Bryant and If the Razorbacks hope to make the short road trip to With a hushed crowd of 700 Quintin Dalley - not because of McCoy's scouting, but New Orleans, they'll have to get by- the winner of the The defenses of both squads then looking on at the ACC's North because the Eagles "will slow the ball down." A lot has Kansas State-Northern Illinois game. The Huskies were took control as both offenses were I Dome, Pete Daly won the lnterhall been said about BC's appearance in the tourney, but one ofthose non-descript teams that came Into the ACC held scoreless for twelve minutes. hockey title for the Holy Cross Hogs they were 19·9 In the regular season, while Indiana was and knocked off Notre Dame early in the season. They Holy Cross goaltender Pete Barry with a clutch goal at 4:07 of also have the distinction of being the team with the made some fine saves on a shor­ only 18-9. overtime. His winning marker 2) Missouri - You know these guys, too. Steve worst record in the tourney ( 16-13 ). How did they get thanded Grace attack, stopping an spoiled a stellar performance In goal Stipanovich, the worst "best center" in basketball, was here, you may ask. Well, they upset pseudo-powerful initial drive by Crawford and a tricky by Grace's Warren Garden, who supposed to come to Notre Dame, but turned down Ball State in the Mid-American Conference tournament, rebound shot by Schneider, as turned away six Holy Cross shots in Digger Phelps' offer to stay in his home state. Stipo has a that's how. All kidding aside, Northern has a legitimate Grace's Garden played both defense the extra period. The final score of sprained foot, and may miss the first game, but that player in Allen Rayborn. The 6-9 center played one of and goal, leaving the crease at will. the thriller was 6-5. shouldn't be thai big a setback for the Tigers. his best games of the season against the Irish, and got However, • when the Hogs' Jim The contest was marked by wild The star of this show Is Ricky Frazier, as a number of considerable all-America Honorable Mention acclaim. Plamondon broke the stalemate, he switches in momentum as Grace all-America selection committees can attest. He can't The Wildcats were upset by Oklahoma in the Big 8 opened the floodgates for a wild took the early play but the Hogs do it all - he can do more. If he's hot the Tigers might tourney, but were in the Top 20 most of the season. finish. O'Neill tied It again at four, jumped off to a 2-0 lead behind be unstoppable. Jon Sun void and Prince Bridges make Rolando Blackman is gone to the NBA, but his place has but Daly put the Hogs back on top tallies by Randy Somerville and Lar­ up an extremely solid backcourt. been filled quite adequately by Ed Nealy and Randy 35 seconds later. ry Miller. Grace utilized a sustained The Tigers will take on the winner of the Marquette­ Reed. This is a veteran team that advanced to the Final attack spearheaded by centers Dave Grace got the break it needed at Evansville game. The Warriors defeated Notre Dame in Eight last season, upsetting Illinois, San Francisco and Crawford, Billy O'Neill, Steve 16:57 when Somerville was whistled the ACC on the strength, primarily, of Glenn "Doc" Oregon State before losing to North Carolina. Schneider and player-coach Rich for elbowing. The Grace attack took , Rivers. One of only three independents chosen, Mar­ DePaul, Tulsa and Missouri all have real shots at Laski, while Holy Cross responded little time to convert the power play queue takes on the surprising Evansville Purple Aces. catching a Louisiana charter. But so do Kansas State and with strong thrusts by their Some­ oppurtunity as Crawford beat Barry The Aces won the Metro City Conference, and AI San Francisco, if things go right. lt may not, after all is rville and Miller lines. from the point with 2:33 left. Holy McGuire called them "the best team in the state of In­ said and done, be the toughest regional. But chances are Billy O'Neill got Grace on th~ Cross began Its seigc on Fort Garden diana." it'll be the most interesting. scoreboard at the eight-minute as Somerville was robbed on two mark, but Carroll Hall resident brcakaways in the final minute. The Somerville restored the Hogs' three­ dock had struck midnight, and the goal margin a minute later with an Hogs' assault continued through the Track and basketball results unassisted score. Laski closed the overtime with six shots on goal, first -period scoring at 13: 10 with an turned away magnificently by Gar­ assist from Crawford. The Hogs took den until Somerville's beautiful feed TRACK - The spring session of this years interhall a tenuous 3-2 lead into the second to senior RA Daly. track season was run last Wednesday indoors at the ACC Fieldhouse. Though the turnout was less than what had been hoped for, 11 halls were represented. The top -ANTOSTAL­ four teams to pla<.·e were as follows: Team Standings Sports Writer I. Alumni - 27 pts. MUD VOLLEYBALL 2. Flanncr - 22 pts. Inside lnterhall REGISTRATION 3. Holy Cross - 17 pts. 4. Morrissey - 13 pts. -Tues., March 9 and Wed., March 10, 6-8 pm Results of individual events 60-Yard Dash in 1st floor LaFortune. High Jump 1. Chris Munro (Fisher) 5.89 I. Mike Donovan (Flanner) 2. Mike Doyen (Alumni) 5.95 -Bring written roster with 6-8 players' 2. Rich Cordova ( Flanner) 3. Steve Strackowski (Fisher) 5.97 names and captain's phone no. 3. Carl Frushen (Keenan) 4. Dean Jacob (St. Ed's) 5.98 4. Tom Limanek (St. Ed's) 5. Lisa Viale (P-W) 7.42 -$1 entry fee per team 5. Kathy Tully (P-W) 60-Yard Hurdles Long}ump I. Rich Cordova ( Flanner) 7.5 Only 128 teams, so sign up soon. I. Willie Sotis (Off-Campus) 20 ft. 1 in. 2.John Burke (Alumni) 7.8 2. Mike Doyen (Alumni) 18ft. 21n. 3. Mark Winne host (Holy Cross) 8.06 3. Rich Cordova ( Flanner) 17 ft. II in. 4. Tom Limanek (St. Ed's) 8.25 4.John Burke (Alumni) 17ft. 10 1/2 in. 5. Lisa Viale (Pasq. West) 10.66 440 I. Stoney Mitchell (Alumni) 54.75 MEN'S BASKETBALL - The championship of the B­ 2. Terry Olsen (Holy Cross) 57.07 Division was decided last "eck with Keenan prevailing. 3.JackSchneider(Alumni) 59.47 Though Grace led through most of the game Keenan's 4. Mike Yuknas (Morrissey) 60.53 strong bench was to prove the difference. Grace was up 880 by three at the half, and it wasn't until early in the fourth 1. Mike Gillespie (Morrissey) 2: I9.8 period that Keenan would pull ahead to stay. Clceek eat flee 2. Barney Grant (Pangborn) 2:33.5 Frank White and Pat Beshel were the victor's strength 3. Mike Yuknas (Morrissey) 2:4I. 2 on defense pulling down a majority of the rebounds. 4. Stoney Mitchell (Alumni) 2:41.9 Coach John Buckley was impressed with the perfor­ OAKROOM CAFE Eight-Lap Relay mance of his team members, especially with their type U1 Seufk 'OUtiag Htlll'a P&UJ Cole I. Alumni 3:0S.61 of play going into the stretch. Ted Gutmann, whJ was 2. St. Ed's 3:07.4'i fouled a number of times, hit the free throws with 3. Holy Cross 3: I 0.62 devastating accuracy, with ten points in the last few 4. Morrissey 3: 12.14 minutes. For a late nite snack Four-Lap Relay WOMEN'S BASKETBALL- Lewis 1 claimed title to I. lloly Cross I :23.4·i the championship last week in their victory over Walsh Nightly Specials 2. Dillon I :24.I H in the semi-final, 31-23, and over Farley II in the final, .~.Alumni I :24.H'i 20-1 7. Lisa Johnson led all scorers for Lewis with I 0, 4. Fisher I :2'i. 'i6 and had a standout performance in rebounding. Lewis Com lete with a new Mile I came out strong stacking up an eight-point lead at one jukebox I. Dan Sullivan ( lloly Cross) 4:40.1 \ point. 2. Mike Gillespie ( :\torrissey) 4:'i6.2 Lewis Coach Matthew Ralph commented on his 3. Paul Schmid .(i;lanner) S:02.4 team's early break-away: "Farley seemed to have the open Mon.-Thurs 9-12 am \. -J. Pat Wagner(St. Ed's) S:04. 1 opening jitters, and as a result their game was off." Fri.-Sat. 9-l am ------~------

The Observer - Sports Wednesday, March 10, 1982 -page 10 East Regional preview Tar Heels have clear road They called it "Black Saturday." The day was March 17, 1979 - the day when the South received its worst beating by the North since the Civil War. Needles The Greensboro (N.C.) Coliseum was the site that Associate Sports Editor day of the NCAA East Regional Semi-Finals, pitting hometown favorite North Carolina against Penn, and defending NCAA runner-up Duke against St. John's. Both the Tar Heels and the Blue Devils were heavily 4). Alabama (23-6) - Beat Kentucky in Rupp Arena favored and both had, in essence, a home-court ad­ to win SEC Tournament, but will have to beat the Tar vantage. Heels in their backyard to get anywhere in the NCAA's. But the Tide are big, strong and gn~at rebounders - And both lost. that's what it's going to take to beat UNC. The entire basketball-crazy state of North Carolina 5). St.john's (20-8) - Third-place finishers in Big was stunned beyond belief. Instead of the expected . East are led by freshman Chris Mullin and others who Carolina-Duke showdown for the regional final, aren't pretty or graceful, but get the job done. Home­ ( which, by the way, would have been their fifth court advantage in first two games at Uniondale, N.Y. meeting that season), Carolina partisans who had 6). St. joseph's (25-4) - Who can forget the bought up all the Coliseum tickets were forced to sit Warrick-to-McFarlan-to-Smith combination that beat through a game between two Yankee teams. DePaul with a last-second layup in the biggest upset of "Never again," vowed the Confederates. last year's tournament? The ECC champs are back. and Until, possibly, this year. so is their "Four-to-Score" delay otfense. Went to In the three years hence, Duke has fallen on hard Mideast finals last year, and could very well go as far this times, and will not see any post-season action this year. year with that experience under their belts. But North Carolina is back again, entering the tourna- 7). Wake Forest (20-8) - A team very reminiscent ment as the nation's No. 1 team and the odds-on favorite of Iowa, the Demon Deacons, third-place finishers in to win the whole thing. the ACC, are incredibly balanced, with no player At tlrst glance, Coach Dean Smith's Tar Heels should averaging over 1 1 points a game. But one characteristic breeze to the Final Four in NClark Kellogg is shut down. Credil Eldon ly, North Carolina State in 1974 and Indiana last year - Miller with a fine job of coaching, but OSU may not get those teams with the home-court advantage in the past its first game. NCAA's usually fare very well. So, for all intents and 9). James Madison (23-5) - The sleeper of the purposes, the Heels should waltz. region, in my opinion. The Dukes we .re fifth in the The Scuba Club defeated the Philadelphia Club last night in the But look who's in the East Regional again this year? country in team defense, and have the required super­ championship game of the Club Basketball League at the ACC. Yep, both Penn and St.John's. Not to say that either will star in forward Linton Townes. Two losses were to Vir­ (photo by john Macor) make history repeat itself, but, as they say, anything is ginia. Winners of ECAC South, but were upset by Old possible. Dominion in conference tournament. Here is a capsulized preview ofthe teams in the East 10). Old Dominion (18-11) - Upset JMU in con- Regional, in the order they are seeded: 1). North ference tourney to make the NCAA's, but II losses in a BOOKS CaroUna (27-2) - By far, the best and most dis- pushover conference are too many to consider ODU a ciplined team in the country. Posted a remarkable 11-2 serious contender. Ronnie McAdoo, Bob's cousin, leads BASKETBALL XI· record against NCAA tourney teams. james Worthy, the Monarchs. Sam Perkins and company aren't superstars, but rather 11). Northeastern (22-6) - Won ECAC Nonh, an­ Registration will be held this Wednesday, ride the coattails of Dean Smith, the best coach in the other joke conference. These Bostoners are repeats March 10, from 6-8 pm in the LaFortune nation this side of Bobby Knight. Home court advantage from last year's tournament, where they beat Fresno will provide help that the Tar Heels don't really need. State before bowing out to Utah. Guard Perry Moss ( 23 Ballroom. 2). Memphis State (23-4) - Freshman phenom ppg.) is the star here. Keith Lee ( 18 points, 11 rebounds per game) leads the 12). Pennsylvania (17-9) - Don't let the record Entry fee is $3 per team. Metro Conference champs. The Tigers like to run and fool you. The Quakers have won 15 in a row, sweeping hate to play defense, which is not the right combination through the Ivy League for the third time in four years. to have in order to win the NCAA's. Coach Bob Weinhauer is one of the best around, but Lookout for the At least one person 3). Villanova (22-7) - Rollie Massimino must have consistently rejects coaching offers from oth .er schools. manhole cover/ from each team must been ecstatic when he heard that Georgetown had been Penn, the third team out of Philadelphia's Big Five to ® "-'\ I shipped out West. The Wildcats were the regular- make the NCAA's (the others being St. Joe's and Vii­ be present at season champs of the Big East, despite losing to the lanova), is paced by 6-5 Paul Little. \ I Hoyas three times, with each loss being by at least 14 So there you have it. My feeling is that North Carolina registration. points. A well-balanced attack, led by center John won't have any problems, but should be wary of \1 Pinone. could take the 'Cats far, but lack of bench darkhorses Alabama, St. Joe's and James Madison. strength will hurt. And, of course, Penn and St. John's .

After your last exam, . . . Bengals what tough questions be -will you still facing? :ontinuedfrompage 12 ning the unanimous decision. :.erved as the evening's finale. Defending 160-lb. champion Greg Aft~r wild swinging in the first had just enough energy to dispose of Brophy will meet Mark Leising in round, fatigue set in on both fighters the favored Stephens in a toe-to-toe that tina!. Brophy controlled the in the next two rounds, but Andreini battle in the final round. tempo and shut down the effort by• was able to score on several over­ Highly-regarded John Donovan Dan Dooher. Leising used good right hand rights to lglar's face. was the aggressor from the opening leads to eliminate Brian Nelson in a Dennis Cronk highlighted the bell in his bout with Jim Smith, and lackluster battle. 165-lb. class fights by blasting right advanced to the finals in the 155-lb. Going into the Doug Maihaffer­ hooks and overhand rights to knock­ class. Donovan will face Ed Bulleit, :vJike Burke bout, :vJaihaffer had out John Rice at :56 of the third who made a strong showing against come off a first-round TKO victory round. He'll face Angelo Perino. a Brad Boettcher. Bulleit did con­ on Sunday. But it was Burke who !Jnanimous victor dver Dan Watzke. tinual damage to Boettcher's nose drew countle~s "oohs and ahhs" Perino kept a small edge on Watzke and used successful flurries in ear- from the crowd of 2..39-t as he dis­ in the first two rounds with im­ played terrific punching power in pressive combinalions. turning back :vJaihaffer in a third Watzke hung tough though round TKO. Burke will fight Dave Perino scored continuously in the Sassano for the 175-lb. titk for what third round with combinations and can perhaps be considered th~ solid ldb. Watzkc countertc·d and feature bout tomorrow night. hurt Perino in the tinal round but in W don't have your answers. Sassano scored a knockout over the end, Perino simply outscored :vJike Finney at :29 of the t1nal round But we'll listen to your questions, Stgn on Watzke to earn the trip to the finals. share some of our own tor a voyage following two standing-eight •nto the future -It will be Dickie Hillsman vs. Don about who we want to become - ~An Intellectual Challenge counts. Sassano landed four con­ McLaurin for the 135-lb. final. and where we want to journey. 'ENTERPRISES OF GREAT secutive overhand rights to prompt Despite leaving Hillsman a bloody For anyone who has considered PITH AND MOMENT' (Hankes)' the referee to stop the tight in the mess, Tony Bonacci could not the path of priesthood, snows how. ov working togetner. we can create a untversally acceptable second last round. the Holy Cross Fathers' One-Yea[ Candidate Program language, free of the archaic problems of match the strong right leads and was spelltng, pronunciation. syntax, lr· Heavyweight :vJike Walsh was ab­ provides an opportunity to ask and explore regularittes and snobbishness. Completely eliminated. the possibilities in community. infegrated and logical, tt enfolds the han· solutely flawless in beating Tom dicapped, accommodates computers and Don McLaurin, just 5-2, remarkab­ •probes the limits of human intelligence and Mazzone in a unanimous decision. Contact: expression. Its structural patterns make ly fought off a six-inch size disad­ Rev. Andre Leveille, C.S.C. ~;P~~~a~~ge~~'iie~~;Yte~~g y~~~i~~~1ci'6i Walsh used a series of jabs and hooks vantage and scored a unanimous Vocation Director library. Look one over and then get a copy to advance to the finals where he Box 541 of your own - We need your herp! d.ecision victory over Jo Jo Lucero. • Notre Dame. IN 46.556 100 pgs. $8.50 US ppd takes on Larry Andreini. Andreini, McLaurin used powerful shots to the (219}239-6385 "Jf you please" coming off of an upset over Tim head to beat Lucero, and will face CAMILLA PUBLISHING CO. INC. McCormick on Sunday, defeated the same size disadvantage in the BOX 510 MPLS., MN 55440 John Iglar in a wild match which final round. I' BY MAIL ONLY-SEND ~HEC~OR M.O. ----~------~------~~

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NO FINALE - Although many were disappointed with this year's basketball season, fans can take solace in one thing: for the first time since 1973-74 and only the second time in the last 14 years, Notre Dame won its last basketball game ofthe season. Back on March 16, 1974, the Irish dumped Vanderbilt, 118-88 in the consolation game of the Mideast Regionals in Tuscaloosa, Ala. Ironically, Notre Dame had lost to Michigan (a 53·52 victim of the Irish Sunday) in the regional semifinals that year by a 77-68 count. Before that, one has to dig back as far as the 1967-68 campaign to find a season-ending victory, when the Irish thumped St. Peter's, 81· 78, in the consolation game of the NIT tournament. Of course, prior to this season the Irish had made eight straight NCAA tournament trips and had participated in nine straight post­ season affairs and 13 in the last 14 years. However, they lost five season-ending games in the last 12 years, four of those during tour· Freshman Mike Latz (right) won a split deci­ Here.•1lnrdCiark in the champion­ ney seasons. The last time the Irish won their last regular season sion overjunior Hugh Griffith in the 145 -lb. class ship match tomorrow night. Will Hare's ·story game in a year when they did not go to post-season competition was last night in the semi-finals of the Bengal Bouts. below contains all of the results. (photo by john Macor) 1966-67, when the Irish notched an 84-59 win over Creighton to top off a 14-14 season. DEJA VU- Maybe Phelps' 10-17 Irish still have a chance for post· Rugged competition season competition. Notre Dame High School of Niles, Ill., who posted a 10-17 record on the year and finished the season with eight straight losses, still earned a berth in the 68-team Illinois State Bas· ketball tournament. Bengal bouters advance to finals ELITE COMPANY- No one can ever claim that the Irish basket­ ball team does not play a difficult schedule. In fact, 60 percent of the ByWILLHARE struggle took place in which each surprised Bush with quick counter­ teams Notre Dame played this season, 15 out of 25, have reached Sports Writer boxer looked as if he would put the punching in notching the split deci­ post-season competition. That does not include the UCLA Bruins, other away. Mladenik continually sion upset. Bush, in his senior year, who probably would have received a tournament bid if the NCAA Following a three-hour, .20-bout put pressure on Lezynski, but his collapsed to the ground in disbelief had not blown the whistle (or should I say honked the horn) on affair last night at the ACC, it is now counter-attacks won great support following the decision. them. time to tum on the red lights of the from the Dillon Hall faithful in the Clark will battle Mike Latz, Notre Dame posted a scant 2·1 0 record against the 11 foes in the NBC cameras as the Bengal Bouts crowd. brother of famed Notre Dame NCAA tourney (they played San Francisco twice). Their only vic­ reaches its final round tomorrow Following the decision, Lezynski alumnus Leo Latz, who defeated tories were 50-48 over Idaho and 75-66 against San Francisco, both night. was in tears as Mladenik, a graduate Hugh Griffith. Latz, standing only 5· home games within an eight-day span. Six of seven defending champions student, advanced to the finals. He 7, scored on an awesome flurry of The Irish were 1-3 vs. the four opponents who garnered NIT won their matches in an action­ will take on Steve Sierawski. rights and lefts early in the final berths, their only win being 55·51 over Lefty Driesell and the packed evening highlighted by the Sierawski used numerous solid round ofthat bout. Maryland Terrapins. Jim Mladenik-Tom Lezynski fight in lefts to the face to beat Paul Derba Mike Martersteck, a senior from Excluding their 0-2 mark against UCLA, the Irish posted a 7·2 which Mladenik won a controversial Sierawski, a junior from Lansing, Bernardsville, N.J., used solid com· record against the remainder of their schedule. Their only losses split decision. Mich., was the tactician' in a fight in binations to keep his opponent off­ were to Seton Hall (71-58) and LaSalle ( 66-61). Mladenik, the defending 150-lb. which he scored a unanimous deci­ balance and scored a TKO at the POWER OF THE PRESS - On these pages last Thursday, Observer champion, threw a barrage of sion. one-minute mark of the third round sports editor Skip Desjardin took the U.S. Basketball Writer's As· . punches at Lezynski early in the Other defending champions who in holding off Frank Maneri. Pat sociation to task for dropping Quintin Dailey from its all-America opening round and threatened to scored wins were Mike Martersteck Serge awaits Martersteck, following team after criminal charges were brought against the San Francisco put him away in the first minute. But ( 140 lb.), John Donovan ( 155 lb.), Serge's thrilling victory over John star. by the end of the first round, Greg Brophy ( 160 lb.), Mike Burke Stephens. Earlier this week, the USBW A reinstated Dailey. USBW A President Lezynski, a freshman from Holland, ( 175 lb.), and Mike Walsh Serge moved well in his first two Frank Boggs explained the move, saying that "I am sure we will be Pa, gained not only confidence but (heavyweight). Tom Bush, the rounds and appeared to be the ag· accused of saying he's guilty. I've gotten quite a few phone calls also momentum. defending champion in the 145-lb. gressor although Stephens apparent­ about it ...... " Lezynski relentlessly fired away in class, was not so fortunate. ly outscored Serge in each session. Sounds familiar. the next round and easily won the In the slowest-paced fight of the Serge then changed his strategy and DEJA VU, PART 2 - Irish fencing Coach Mike DeCicco is not second chapter. night, Beresford Clark, a Hollywood, superstitious, but he sure hopes history repeats itself next week In the final round, a cl~sic Fla. native and a sophomore, See BENGALS, page 10 Notre Dame plays host to the NCAA Men's Fencing Champion­ .. ships, to be held at the ACC Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. The last time that the Irish hosted the event was back in 1977, when they Helpful hints clinched the NCAA title. DeCicco's Irish also won the championship ' in 1978. The Irish have three entrants in this year's NCAA event: junior Rich Daly in epee, freshman Mike Janis in sabre and junior Marc Bookstore sign-ups tonight DeJong in foil. DeJong won his first Great Lakes Fencing Champion­ ship last weekend and will be making his first trip to the NCAA's. Daly finished fourth with a 2·3 record in the final round ofthe Great By DAVE DZIEDZIC have the following . i!!formation eligible. Students must be currently Lakes (in which the top three fencers finished with 3·2 marks) and Bookstore Commtsstoner ready in order to register: I ) team enrolled to be eligible. will be making his third straight trip to the NCAA event. name; 2) the names, addresses and Only one NotreDame varsity' bas­ ICE ACCOLADES - Two members of the Irish hockey team, Yes, it's that time of year again. phone ·numbers of two captains ketball player (past or present, male which faces Bolwing Green in the semifinals ofthe CCHA playoffs in Even though one couldn't tell by (please make every attempt to or female,) is allowed per team. For Detroit this weekend, have received awards of late. Senior Jeff Logan looking out window, spring is just provide two different addresses and example, Gary Grassey cannot play earned CCHA Player of the Week honors for his performance in around the corner. By the time we phone numbers); and 3) the S3 on the same team as Gary Brokaw, Notre Dame's total-goal series sweep of Michigan in the CCHA migrate north after vacation, spring entry fee. Note that neither of the and Marc Kelly cannot play on the Playoff opening round. Meanwhile, teammate and classmate Dave will be officially with· us. And of two captains actually needs to be same team as Missy Conboy. The Poulin has been named one of ten finalists for the Hobey Baker course, with spring comes present at registration; just one rep­ commissioner's decision on such Award, given annually to the top collegiate hockey player in the Bookstore Basketball. resentative with the names, etc., of matters is final. country. The whole extravaganza begins two captains. Only three varsity football players DEJA VU, PART 3- A quick glance at the CCHA playoff brackets today - Austin Carr's birthday (the •With everyone conscious of the are allowed per team, and only two for the weekend reveal the power of the WCHA, the conference patron saint of Bookstore Basket· limited space availability, things can are allowed if a varsity basketball which Notre Dame participated in through last season. Three ofthe ball). Registration is from 6 to 8 p.m. get hectic at registration. Obviously, player is on the team. A participant is four teams in the CCHA Final Four (Notre Dame, Michigan State and in the LaFortune Ballroom. cooperation is vital. Four lines will considered a varsity football player Michigan Tech) all left the WCHA for the geographically-more­ In order to ease the pains of form in the LaFortune Ballroom. if he was on the 1981 Fall Roster or is feasible CCHA. The fourth team which left with that trio was Michi­ registration, here are a few remin· Those registering are asked to be listed on the 1982 Spring Roster. gan, which was eliminated by the Irish last weekend. ders from your Commissioner: patient and enter only one of the One last suggestion: if any ques­ The only other team in the CCHA elite is Bowling Green, a • Entries are limited. As was the four lines. There will not be a tion arises concerning eligibility, perennial powerhouse in the conference. case last year, we will not be able to separate line for varsity football consult the commissioner before A LITTLE LONGER - Although the Irish women closed out the accomodate every team that wants players. If you have football players the tournament begins. It's better to season with five straight basketball losses, their 16-9 record was to play. The only suggestion we can on your team, please indicate this to straighten out such matters before quite an improvement over their I 0-18 ledger in I980-81, their first make to help insure your team the registrar. controversies and disqualifications year of Division I play. Included among the women's team records makes it this year is for you to arrive While forming your team, please arise. set this season were a 10-game victory streak between January 2 and early. keep the following restrictions in Schedules and complete rules will February 6, and a string of nine-straight wins at home. •Only one representative per mind. All graduate and under­ be distributed at a meeting of cap· The Irish captured the Dial Classic Tournament Championship team needs to be present tonight. graduate Notre Dame and Saint tains on Monday, March 29, at 7 p.m. and second-year Coach Mary DiStanislao was nominated for the r This one person, however, must Mary's students faculty and staff are in the Memorial Library Auditorium. Stayfree Coach of the Year award.