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\ oi. SM James Madison University Tuesday, April 7, 1981 No. 45 Two faculty try to landmark By JEFF GAMMAGE Two James Madison University faculty members are desperately trying to save a 161-year-old Harrisonburg landmark. Dr. Robert Bersson and Dr. Steven Gibbons are attempting to prevent the destruction of the Morrison House, believed to be the second oldest building in Harrisonburg. Constructed in 1820, the structure is located at the corner of Market and Liberty streets. Both Bersson and Gibbons are coordinators on the Committee of Environmental Quality, a division of the Harrisonburg- Roekingham county chapter of the Citizens Party. Nelson Wetsel, head of the Wetsel Seed Co. which owns the landmark, will neither confirm nor deny reports that the building is going to be torn down soon to make way for a parking lot.

rtwto by Ml*. »lt»lm "I'm not saying it won't (be torn down), and I'm not saying it CANDIDATES for SGA president, Mike Wilmore fielded questions from a panel of will," Wetsel said. "For 11 years we have tried to cooperate with Gripkey. Neal Harper, Lynn Tipton and Delos editors during Friday's debate. anyone who wanted to remove and preserve the house, and all we have had is continual harassment." The Wetsel Seed Company has owned the house since 1970, Jh The Breeze debate purchasing it soon after the last of the Morrison family passed away. Four presidential candidates WETSEL SAID his company has contributed money to groups wishing to preserve and relocate the house. "We gave one group $1,000, and they later gave it back," Wetsel said. "Once it got beyond the talking point, itstopped. We have tried to do our part." Last December the company placed an advertisement in the agree on birth control, Greeks Harrisonburg Daily News-Record which stated in part, "Due to By SANDE SNEAD services and that an added $10 per student long-range plans Four of the five candidates for Student would create the $88,000 Harper said is needed of the owner, Wetsel Seed Government Association President voiced to provide birth control services. Company will accept offers and proposals for the removal support for the implementation of birth control "If I am elected, I will go to the Health • • • services at the Health Center, during Friday's Director and present those figures I've worked of (Morrison House). Person presidential debates. out to him," he added. or persons submitting Delos Wilmore, Lynn Tipton Neal Harper Tipton also took a strong stand on the birth proposals for the removal of —First used in 1939 for a and Mike Gripkey participated in the debates, control issue, noting a month's delay for birth this house must indicate faculty picnic, the sponsored by The Breeze on the Warren control at the city Health Department. definite and future plans for University Farm has University Union patio. "Besides the long wait, many students who the use of this building." evolved from a women's A fifth candidate, Pat O'Donohue was unable come to an unfamiliar city are unwilling to go The Wetsel Seed Co. weekend retreat to sup- to attend. into town to an unknown gynecologist." previously has demolished a porting some 10 student Candidates were questioned by a panel of west wing, of the Morrison activities a month. See editors on various campaign topics, including IN RESPONSE to a query about the value of House to make room for a Folio, page 10. birth control. prior SGA experience, Wilmore cited present gravel parking lot, according Harper said he had obtained figures con- SGA president Chuck Cunningham as an to William Sullivan, The JMU women's cerning the feasibility of offering the service, example. "Chuck Cunningham is obviously the Harrisonburg city planner. lacrosse team defeats finding that birth control would cost an ad- most experienced person for SGA president, Also, in 1978, the company nationally-ranked William ditional $10 per student. but he is neither effective, popular, nor is he bought and tore down the John and Mary, 4-3. See Sports, He said students currently pay $40 for health (Continued on Page 4) (Continued on Page 2) page 12.

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SURROUNDED by bicycles and looking at the quad's activities, Craig Jonson enjoys the leisure of Spots wood flail's porch. Page 2. THE BREEZE Tuesday, April 7. 1981

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Photo by Vo Nataya Dixie Dregs "UNSUNG MEMBERS OF KAPPA SIGMA fraternity paraded through campus on Friday afternoon, HEROES" signifying the official beginning of Greek Week at JMU. Sigma Sigma Sigma and Sigma Nu won Greek sing held on Saturday night. Activites will continue throughout the week. Santana "ZEBOP" + TlVO The Pretenders "EXTENDED PLAY" (Continued from Page 1) distributing pro-Morrison teresting than a parking lot. I House literature throughout think it's a rash decision. I Wesley United Methodist the downtown area. "I don't think it's a stupid decision. Kampuchea Concert Church, which had been the know why they were there," oldest remaining church in Wetsel said. "They have no Harrisonburg. constructed THE DEMONSTRATORS • •*• interest in the Morrison collected more than 200 during the 1850s, Sullivan House." added. However, he conceded signatures on petitions urging According to Bersson, the that the Morrison House not Plus many morr imv rtkasts that the church"was in kind students present were of bad shape," hard to heat be demolished. "We're going "mostly from EMC, but there to submit them to the city and provided little space for will be an increased number thitwftk the church-goers. council and Mr. Wetsel." (of JMU students) as the news Bersson said. gets around." ALTHOUGH BERSSON has "I would hate to see the But when asked if the said relocation of the Morrison House destroyed," group's activities would have Phone 433-2136 Morrison House would be said Dr. Bruce Busching, a any effect on his decision. acceptable, he noted, "We JMU sociology teacher who Wetsel replied "Absolutely want the building here. Our attended the rally. "It is not." preference is preservation taking a shortsighted view to A second rally is planned for and restoration." Bersson destroy a landmark of April 24 at 5 p.m., to take Now h Stock added that the building could historical importance." place on the courthouse steps. serve "many positive func- Beth Shively. a JMU student Bersson said he welcomes all tions," such as being con- who also was present, said. JMU students and faculty to CALVIN KLEIN for men verted to a museum, "This house is more in- attend. restaurant or tavern. The maintenance of historical Harrisonburg Khaki and White buildings is important to the economic well-being of the For Men downtown area, Bersson said, adding. "The preservation of S2ES 29 to 36 WAIST old buildings is vital to the downtown businesses, in that shoppers will be attracted to the area." People "will not be attracted to a wasteland of The One 8B Only parking lots." Large Selection of Bersson claimed that the Alligator Shirts preservation of historical buildings will increase city income because the property Broad Range of Colors OP Swimweai value of the buildings will rise, thereby increasing tax bocoooooceocoooooooooooooocKxx>c>ooocoooaooc| revenue for the city. The extra money could be used to Knit provide more services for the SHIRTS & SHORTS Harrisonburg residents, & Bersson noted. MEN'S & LADIES I ABOUT 15 persons attended Terry a March 27 rally in front of the Morrison House, waving signs which read "Preservation, not $19" parking lots," and "Preserve ALSO AVAILABLE historic Harrisonburg." THE SPORTSWEAR OUTLET The crowd grew to 30 per- sons, including several JMU Danskin Swimwear faculty members, by the time r \ the demonstration moved to the steps of the courthouse where several rally (^OIMRV CASUALS organizers gave speeches before the gathering dispersed. Wetsel claimed it was Cioverleaf Shopping Center "primarily JMU students" who were demonstrating, and 9:30-9 Mon-Fri. also said that the students 9:30-6 Sat. were ■. ... responsible . for. 11 i 111 i r ■ TOE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 7, 19B1, Page 3 Rising prices make off campus living troublesome for students

By ELIZABETH LIBBY Since then, the major oil companies have For Drew, making ends meet, even in a raised their prices more than twice as much as house with eight other guys, is a complicated the White House had expected. job. Gas prices have risen about 10 cents a gallon Inflation, food, gas and constantly rising oil since late January and economists predict by prices cause Drew to be especially aware of his the end of the year gasoline prices will be 25 to expenses and the money he must pay to keep 30 percent higher than they were at the start of up a house. 1981. A gallon of regular could cost $1.50 to For Leslie, living off campus in Squire Hill $1.60, which is another added expense for off- was such a bad experience that in January she campus students who often drive to campus. moved into a dorm. The high cost of living "We come on campus a lot," Drew said, "and made it financially impractical for her to live five to 10 dollars a week per guy starts to add off campus. up," Drew and Leslie are two James Madison University students who have found it finan- LAST YEAR, Drew and his housemates also cially difficult to live off campus. spent $3,000 for heating oil. With the current cost of oil, and predictions of its increase in the IDEALLY, the lifestyle sounds exciting, but future, students can count on paying more in realistically, it is often troublesome. the coming months. "I wish everyone could know how difficult it is to live off campus," said Leslie, a junior Another large expense for students living off transfer from Central Virginia Community campus is food, which is expected to rise in the College. "I always had to have money in my coming months. pocket and was constantly paying for things." A February survey of supermarkets in eight .Leslie was renting a three-bedroom cities shows that a basket of 17 typical items townhouse with two other girls for $365 a averages $26.41, 22.3 percent higher than a month. This included only cold water and no year ago. utilities. "One month we had to pay $136 for "Each of us pays $90 a month," Drew said, electricity and food cost us about $75 a month," "but we are really behind and should pay $100. she noted. The price of food is enormous. All last week we Inflation isn't making it any easier for had to eat salad because we had no money." students off campus, either. Some students are finding ways to save Despite January's drop in the inflation rate, money, however, Drew and his housemates no permanent relief is in sight, according to a recently installed a wood stove in their house. recent published report in U.S. News and "Electricity was rising rapidly so we had to World Report. convert to wood stove. We have saved about $1,000 to $1,500," Drew said. HOWEVER, THE report did not include the sharp increases in heating oil and gasoline OTHER WAYS to save include collecting Photo by Mikt Bltvlm coupons, buying generic food brands and CAROL JABLONSKI of the University of Virginia was prices that have followed President Reagan's decision in January to end price controls on simply cutting back on certain items. One guest speaker at the first annual Conference on student said he could not even buy "munchies" Communication Evaluation held in Godwin's Purple domestic oil. When Reagan lifted controls, retail gasoline because they go too fast. and Gold Room last week. JMU students presented "Life is so much easier on campus," Leslie papers on various communication topics during the was selling between $1.20 and $1.35 a gallon in most areas, while heating oil averaged about said. "All you have to worry about is yourself two-day conference. $1.20 a gallon. and your studies, not paying bills." Advice offered on job survival The Breeze wins

By JENNIFER YOUNG nelley is you try to get more am I going?'" Seniors graduating this then we will provide you award contests spring will find a big tran- more," Herb added. ISRAEL, A JMU graduate, sition from college life to the Herb discussed the works in production control. life of the "real world," ac- The Breeze and several staff members recently won problems employers have to When he left college to begin awards in a state, regional and national collegiate cording to the personnel deal with when hiring students in the work field, his situation supervisor at R.R. Donnelley, publications contests. out of college. These include was different in that the The paper was rated All-American by the Associated a printer and binder company. false expectations, the company hired Israel when "Jim Herb, along with two Collegiate Press for last semester's editions, and swelled-head syndrome and the plant was being built. So received marks of distinction in four of five areas in- employees of R.R. Donnelley, the deflated head. everyone being hired had to Susan Butler and Dave Israel, cluding Coverage and Content, Writing and Editing, "The ear and mouth effect help each other. Opinion Content, and Design. spoke on "Surviving Your are those students with MBA Once employed, the First Job" to an audience of Three staff members won individual awards in the degrees and think they are supervisor can make your Society of Professional Journalists (Sigma Delta Chi) six students Thursday at the going to change the world. We career decisions and one is not Warren University Union. The Region II Marks of Excellence contest held Saturday in don't think they should be self- evaluated all the time as in Annapolis, Md. job workshop was part of righteous," Herb said. "It is college, Israel said. Superperson Week held last Yo Nagaya, a JMU freshman, won first place in great that they are eager but Auditor of public accounts feature photography and third place in spot news week" at James Madison they shouldn't prove they are and JMU graduate, Brenda University. Herb is in charge photography. better than anyone else Wilson, also spoke on her Donna Sizemore, a senior, won first place in spot news of college recruiting for R.R. because of their degree." experience of adjusting to the Donnelley Co. reporting, and David Letson, a sophomore, won second working world. place in editorial writing. Every company operates in "What keeps you plugging a different manner, but all day in and out is your goals," provide an orientation Wilson said. program which is designed to Wilson stressed that the get the prospective employee major transition problem for on the payroll, meet new her was traveling. Currently, colleagues and get acquainted Wilson must travel 60 percent with the company, Herb said. of her time on the job. "It is important to know as On an interview, you should FIRST PLACE winners in SDX are automatically much about the work the first Butler, a graduate from the decide if this is the job you eligible for national competition to be held in September. day," he said. "If you learn . College of William and Mary, want and, not whether the The Breeze also was honored at the Virginia In- everything from the orien- is the customer service interviewer wants you, Wilson tercollegiate Mass Communications Association awards tation program, you become a representative at Donnelley. said. "Your first job will make banquet held Saturday at George Mason University in more knowledgeable in- She discussed what major the lasting impression for the Fairfax dividual faster." adjustments she had to rest-of your work life." The paper tied with Old Dominion University's Mace contend with when entering Using your head, using your and Crown for first place in Excellence of General HERB EXPLAINED when education and applying it to Makeup, and tied for first runner up in the overall her job. sweepstakes award for the state. First place sweep- the actual job training begins, "When you're in school, you the working world, as well as the basic objective of every being able to think, analyze stakes was awarded to the Collegiate Times of Virginia have set goals. At work, your Tech company's training program goals aren't as concrete," and use and present in- is to get the trainee produc- Butler noted. "There are a lot formation is the biggest c i ltinued on Page 7 tive. of opportunities out there and carryover from college to the Philosophy a{. lion... ^'sijraeUmflsVybu. fteJ#'.'iWier« first job, Butler said. ' m ■uj..-

Page 4. THE BREEZE Tuesday. April 7, 1981 • SGA said, "the money isn't doing Concerning current per- unreasonable. The VNB will (Continued from Page 1> anybody any good sitting in sonal conflicts in the SGA, cash any check in-state or out- BACK ALLEY BIKES ac- the bank, it should be spent." Wilmore again attacked of state, no matter who it's complished," Wilmore noted. Candidates were asked their Cunningham, stating, "First from, but if we can get a 43«— »«W Wilmore has not had ex- thoughts about SGA of all. I would not protest Chip better bank contract, we will SPRING perience in SGA but he added. resolutions which have not Carter, dragging national get another bank on campus." "I'm a political science major been heeded by university politics to the SGA office. Tipton took an opposite SPECIAL and I know what's going on. administrators. Secondly. I would not take a stand, saying that it is the I'm the only candidate who Harper said if the senate stand to the state legislature bank's privilege to locate on has sat in on an entire week of passes a resolution which the which supposedly represented campus. "When their lease Cannondale budget hearings and I can see administration does not the entire student body when expires, a committee will what's happening. What we pass—the group then has the it did not." investigate other banks which Pannier Sets need is someone like myself, power to "go over the ad- offer more services to who has spent hours at the ministration and should use WILMORE ALSO said that students such as full-time hearings and talking to in- that power." he did not think the student tellers, no per-check charge, dividuals on campus, and who Willmore noted that if an body should "pick up a paper and Saturday services," she 15 % Off possesses leadership isssue passed by the senate and read about personal said. "On the phone issue, qualities." carries no weight—such as its controversies," adding that he Tipton said the reasons behind Harper also has not served petition against the Virginia would take a straightforward the rate increase should be with this ad previously in the SGA. "But I National Bank, "it is then up approach to any conflicts. investigated, and if they can't see that the SGA has to the student body to take a Harper disagreed with cannot be talked down, a "Around corner attained any major goals for stand and force the ad- Willmore. noting that "state second solution in fighting the the entire student body," he ministration to act" and national politics are a big cost would be for suite or from Spanky's" said. "I think the SGA needs part of SGA. We need to get hallmates to share one outside fresh blood to take initiative to IN RE8PONSE to a involved and not take an line. exercise our power as a question about the senate's apathetic stand in the group." passing front end budget government." Harper agreed, Tipton, the only candidate proposals. Tipton answered, however, that conflict should MINI STOR-IT who has been involved in SGA, "For many (senators), it was not be publicized. "Conflict is Public Storage said because of her three their first look at the budget good when it is organized and years of experience, "I have and so there was as great deal controlled, but not when it is SPECIAL SUMMER RATES FOR an insight into SGA services of disunity and lack of out in the open," he said. "I and perhaps a better knowledge. I don't think would serve as a peacemaker STUDENTS relationship with the ad- budgets should have been to any conflict" ministration," while Gripkey approved under these cir- Tipton agreed that conflict noted, "anybody can learn the cumstances." can be good. "Channeling job; it's just like studying for Willmore also maintained energy behind a conflict and a test or anything else. You that the funds were taken working as a team can be could learn the job over the lightly but he said, "You can't constructive. Conflicts can summer or while you're just really expect the entire senate then lead to goals but must not sitting around catching the to be there and sit in on an be out of hand," she added. tunes—I don't think ex- entire week of budget Also concerning personal perience is that necessary." hearings." conflicts, Gripkey agreed: STOR-IT Harper answered a question "We need conflict. That's RENT YfJUR OWl StOSAtt SPACE \ CONCERNING THE about the SGA's possible what gets people motivated, reduction of the SGA con- involvement in the campus but it should be dealt with in tingency account, Wilmore housing situation. Noting that the back room. There is no • said, "We currently have 114 he had met with Dr. Harold need to advertise, as this just student groups on this campus McGee. vice president of adds hostility to the con- and each of these student affairs, concerning troversy." organizations need funds. If the housing issue. Harper Finally, candidates were U-Store It elected I would ask Carrier for said, "We can't build housing asked what they would do a few more thousand dollars overnight. We will just have to about VNB policies and the $28 U-Lock It to cover the expenses of these continue investigating the installment charge of Con- smaller groups. So what we tinental Telephone Co. U- Keep the Key need is to increase the ac- situation." Gripkey's humorous count, not reduce it." He also GRIPKEY AND Harper had LOFT STORAGE noted that SGA officers' suggestion in solving the housing problem was to make almost identical views on this scholarships should be question. Both said the only reduced. the 250 ROTC students sleep in ALL SIZES AVAILABLE pup tents. alternative was for students to Tipton said that since the take their business to off- contingency fund was not Tipton said that students Call Now For Reservations spent during her three years should have a voice in the campus banks. expansion of the university Concerning the phone Office & Resident with SGA, "My solution would company. Harper said the be to redirect the surplus into since on-campus housing 433-1234 front end budgeting, but not to "was guaranteed to many of SGA should try to talk the us as freshmen." company down on the $26 fee reduce the contingency ac- or simply to not use an outside 190 E. Mosby Rd. (Just off S. Main count." 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By MARGO COBLE one journalism professor. where it is also used, with past four semesters and based To "screen out those The test is being required at lab, he said. questions acquired Tom on this, estimates that 75 The test already has been students who are deficient in James Madison University various English textbooks percent will pass the test. basic English skills," the' because the "demand for given three times and will be Comprised of ; 00 The minimum passing administered once more, Communication Arts newswriting classes is so questions, the test contains grade is t«) percent, but those department will require all great that lots of kids are April 15, in the Wine Price four parts—grammar, who fail by only a few points auditorium. students planning to enroll in being closed out," said Flip spelling, punctuation and are encouraged to take it the introductory newswriting DeLuca. word usage. This requirement has been again. Those who fail by a added to the 1961-1982 catalog class to take an English DeLuca brought the test DeLuca has given the test to great deal—probably 10 points grammar test, according to from Iowa State University and is footnoted in the class his newsriting students for the or more—can go to the writing schedule for next semester. LUIGI'S Budget increase announced By DONNA S1ZEMORE $86 million. enrollment and types of James Madison Univer- However, budget approval programs offered. sity's budget for the next will not come until August, Although an increase is biennium could increase by 36 some time after the university definite, it is too early to SUPER SPECIAL percent, according to receives a target budget from determine how much the preliminary figures released the state. JMU should receive budget will increase, he by the director of institutional the state's budget later this continued. "The formula will research. month, according to assistant justify the increase because of Dr. William Jackameit to the vice president of size," Hilton noted. presented the Board Of university relations, Fred Hilton cited inflation as the Visitors with a $118 million Hilton. primary reason necessitating budget for the 1982-84 bien- Hilton said budget figures an increase. However, the nium on Friday morning. are derived by working with growth of JMU also plays a SMALL CHEESE The budget for 1980-82 was state formulas based on factor, he added. PIZZA * Awards Mon-Thurs 11:00-5:001 Continued from Page 3) Friday 1'11:00-2:00 The Breeze also won first in sports news writing and McLoughlin was awarded a for excellence of special third in sports column writing. second in feature writing and ONIONS ANDPEPPERS section, second for excellence Tricia Fischetti won third for of editorial page, second for YO NAGAYA was awarded review of an on-campus excellence of feature page and second infeature function. FREE FOR THE ASKING third for excellence of sports photography, second in sports Cindy Elmore received an pages. photography and third in honorable mention for a story Individual staff members picture story. series and Matt Wagner won also were honored. Donna Sizemore won second second in graphic art and lOlOS.MainSt. 433-1101 David Teel won first place in news writing, Kathy third in editorial cartoons. SPRING FEVER'81 Featuring The Spring Fever Carnival Games, Prizes, Dunking Pool, Everyone A Winner! AFTERNOON CONCERT: NRBQ &STILLWATER SATURDAY, APRIL 11 CARNIVAL BEGINS AT HIGH NOON If Raining Carnival Will Move Inside To Godwin Hall

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The Student Government Association election for the offices of president, legislative and administrative vice presidents, treasury, secretary. Honor Council president and vice president will be held April 7 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. on the WUU first floor. PEUGEOT. Th? best choice in touring is here. The Elizabeth Brant School of Business Harrisonburg Extension 6 and 12-week Programs Day and Night Classes 70 South High Street Harrisonburg, VA 22801 (703) 433-0885 . . «... . <. » A.H *»»M»mm r «■.»■■ mm m*>»mmmm-»*+■•>»*"■» — .'VI'l" THE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 7, 1961. Page 9 UPB EVENTS

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Page 10, THE BREEZE Tuesday, April 7. 1981 Folio cArts C8L People University farm celebrates50th anniversary

By DIANE FITZPATRICK a major location for spring activities • »No visitors will be allowed the caretaker and paid for. A quiet clearing in the trees, set of Harrisonburg's college population. unless visitors' cards are secured. aside from civilization... the Since none of the rules mention Shenandoah River trickling over the THE FARM was first used the • •Students are to enter the river alcoholic indulgence, it is assumed rocks... an old, deserted country spring of 1930 for a faculty picnic. A for swimming and wading only when that such activities were socially house...an open-air pavillion for number of student groups followed, accompanied by a registered life unacceptable and therefore not even picnicking...a warm. snapping planning weekend retreats at the guard and are not to enter the stream mentioned. fire...roasted hot dogs and mar- camp. after dark. Needless to say, half of a century shmaHows...and a couple of kegs. As could be expected of the 1930s, a has reversed such attitudes. What more could a student ask for, strick set of rules- closely monitored • • Campers are urged to notify the Presently, the majority of Farm besides a warm spring day, and a the College Camp. The May 24, 1930 caretaker upon arrival at camp and functions revolve around alcohol copy of next week's test? The James issue of The Breeze contained the must' notify him when they leave consumption. The main restraints on Madison University Farm. following list of "important camp. the use of Farm facilities are not The Farm, which opened to spring regulations"; imposed by the university, but by the activities in late March, is celebrating • •No card playing or dancing is Alcoholic Beverage Control Board. .its 50th anniversary this year. • •Those desiring to attend the allowed at the camp on Sunday. The current university policy, located Originally labelled the College Camp, camp must make arrangements with on the Farm Request Form is in- it was purchased by State Teachers the Dean of Women one week in ad- • •Transportation must be dicative of the change in Farm social College at Harrisonburg in August, vance of the time going to camp. provided by campers and be approved activities: 1929 from Grover and Anna Hooke. by the Dean of Women or the The deal included 31 acres of land and • • Without special permission, not President of the College. Campers • • No more than seven kegs. of a century-old brick house, and the more than 25 shall attend camp at any must pay the cost of transportation. beer or one keg per 30 people are to be selling price was a mere $4,750. one time until further provision is purchased for use at the University Since this purchase, the all-women made for their accommodation. • • It shall be the duty of the college Farm. State Teachers College has evolved physician to have the water analyzed into JMU, a major coeducational • •Chaperonage must be provided at the camp at least every two weeks. • •If an admission is to be institution, but the Farm still provides by the Dean of Women. charged, tickets must be pruchased • • It shall he the duty of the college prior to the event and not at the Farm. physician also to see that first aid materials are kept on hand at the • •A maximum of at- camp. tendance at one time. • •AH food supplies, other than • •No beer served on Sunday. supplies furnished by the college, must be provided by campers. • • The university prohibits the use • • All farm products or vegetables from the farm must be secured from (Continued on Page 15)

PlMH fey Mtk* felovkn IN ADDITION t« being a good place to party, the College Farm offers tome beautiful scenery. ',♦,*' * • ■ ■ • THE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 7, 1981, Page 11 CosteUo's most accessible disc ever New Elvis LP loaded with hits Costello and the Attractions Attractions could star in any have given the world a set other group: here they get into packed with potential singles. some of the tightest ensemble playing committed to vinyl When perusing this LP, one these days. Here, as usual, first notices that the number most of the focus falls on Steve of songs included is down by a Nieve's keyboards. Nieve third from Get Happy or provides the dramatic force Taking Liberties. Rather than on which many of CosteUo's the 20 tunes that each of those songs succeed or fail. A LPs featured, there are a particular case in point here is mere 14 here. But Trust lasts "Shot With His Own Gun," almost as long as either of which features only CosteUo's those two sets. There is more vocals and Nieve's piano. As By MARK SUTTON room for instrumentation here Nieve plays a dramatic and Elvis CosteUo's musical and more space for CosteUo's spare piano figure, Costello career recalls a remark vocals to function. tells a tale of broken love: someone once made in And these vocals need describing China: "an enigma space. For Trust Costello has What's on his mind now is wrapped in a riddle" (or written some of the most anyone's guess something like that). The man metrically complicated and You're losing his touch now has broken so much new lengthy lyrics in recent with each caress musical ground in the last four memory. Only the Clash's Joe Spend every evening looking years that he should be a Strummer can rival Costello so appealing multi-platinum success by 'He comes without warning, now. But he's not, and it hasn't leaves without feeling been a result of Costello putting out bad LPs; his worst The effect, which has nothing would put the best of some so- really to do with rock 'n' roU, called "superstars" to shame. is quite stunning, and reminiscent of "Accidents Perhaps it's a matter of Will Happen," from the Live perception. Costello always at Hollywood High EP. has been slightly out of sync The other Attractions, while with the times, visually: in in the ability to sing lines 1977, when everybody in not given Nieve's prominance, convincingly that lesser nonetheless turn in con- Britain wanted to look like the vocalists would stumble over figure what all the fuss was Sex Pistols, he looked slightly sistenUy strong per- song opens with a manic, or crack up on: formances. Bruce Thomas' about. Trust features a more slashing guitar passage which like Buddy Holly. Now, when relaxed pace coupled with less certain Americans want to fluid, effective play proves he recalls This Year's Model, Broken noses hung up on the double-tracking and less and then CosteUo's vocals look like everybody in Britain wall is one of today's most critically-regarded bassists. vocals shifting from channel come hurtling out of the mix. looked four years ago (or Back-slappin' drunks cheer to channel (a big favorite on worse yet, like the Plasmatics Drummer Pete Thomas (no His first verse is answered by the heavyweight brawl relation) continues his This Year's Model). Tilbrook: look now), he still looks So punch drunk they don't What you hear, however, is slightly like Buddy HoUy. tradition of inventive, understand at all restrained percussion work, not always that pleasant. Takin' every word she sayi CosteUo's tours (at least CosteUo's voice is in fine form, just like an open invitation before this year's) have not and Elvis, along with former These are not the easiest Rumour guitraist Martin but as usual, the lyrics often But the power of persuasion is helped much either. The lyrics to sing, especially in the are frightening in their in- no match for anticipation Armed Forces excursion was Belmont, contributes some context of the rhythms and interesting guitar. tensity. Elvis likes to deal a case of bad feelings on aU melody lines which Costello with subjects that can hit Costello later fires back: sides. Sets tended to be short, and the Attractions surround close to home, like love and encores non-existant. Costello ONE OF THE dramatic them with. departures on this LP is made hate, and therefore can chill If the customers like it then was notorious for not speaking on the slightest provocation: they keep on payin' a word between songs. by the man behind the board, BUT COSTELLO and Co. Nick Lowe. His production If they keep on drinkin' then always hqve managed to mate Maybe they weren't loved they'll keep on stayin' WORDS OF another sort here is a departure from Get unusual vocal lines with Happy's dense, in- when they were young tended to get him in trouble as complex and difficult rhyth- Maybe they should have been For a few vibrant minutes well. Calling Ray Charles a strumentally-dominated mic and melodic structures. sound. CosteUo's vocals are hung by their tongues the two voices stand toe-to- "dumb, blind nigger" in a bar Since the Attractions often toe, slugging it out on verse incident two years ago more easily audible and play as a three-piece this is comprehensible than they've White knuckles on black and and chorus. The big winner is lingered long in the public's even more significant, as each blue skin the audience. mind. been since My Aim to True. member of the band must Part of this, of course, has to Didn't mean to hit her but she Trust, then, represents But Elvis means to change carry more weight than most Just kept laughin' Elvis Costello at his most all that with his newest album. do with how he delivers them. rock musicians handle. Much of Get Happy's pace commercially-accessible Trust. On what may be their They are well equipped to CosteUo's low opinion of Never before has Elvis loaded most accessible disc ever, was so manic and vocals so handle it. Each member of the double-tracked, it was hard to almost everything is an LP with so many potential displayed at points throughout hits. As he sings on "Pretty the LP, such as on "You'U Words:" Never Be a Man": Pretty words don't mean You'll never be a man much anymore No matter how many foreign I don't mean to be mean much bodies you can take anymore You'll never be a man When you're half a woman That's quite a statement from and you're half awake a man who once said his motivation for getting into Or on "Pretty Words," where music was "fear and guilt." he fires such shots' as "you This LP ought to break Elvis don't know what you've got" out of the cult status he has and the following: enjoyed since 1977. The cult has gotten bigger every year, But there's not much choice but this ought to be the big Between a cruel mouth one. There is something for And a jealous voice everyone on Trust, from the country sound of "Different These lyrics apparently are Finger," to the drama of launched at critics and fans. "Shot With His Own Gun," to The album's highlight and the snappy, reggae-based one of the highlights of Elvis' , "Lover's Walk," and much in career comes on side two's between. "From a Whisper to a In the overall Costello Scream." Here Costello, S'cture, although Trust gets trading vocals with Squeeze's ird place in his LPs' Glen Tilbrook, explodes ranking, the distance between ELVIS COSTELLO and company: 'We refuse to smile. through a song which has hit. the top three is about as wide single written aU over it. The as your little finger. I • .' V ' Page 12. THE BREEZE Tuesday, April 7, 1981 §ports Fishpaugh score* winning goal Duchesses upset William and Mary, 4-3 By JEFF NUCKLES Kathy Fishpaugh's goal with 4:47 left to play lifted James Madison University's women's lacrosse team to a 4-3 upset over eighth-ranked College of William and Mary here Friday. Four and a half minutes earlier, the Indians had scored back-to- back goals in a 12-second span to forge a 3-3 deadlock. The Duchesses entered the contest having received votes in last week's national poll. "This is the biggest win the lacrosse program has had in four or five years," JMU coach Dee McDonough said. "We didn't expect the score to be this low, but we're very happy with the win." Theresa Williams and Cara Eisenberg supplied two first half goals to give the Duchesses a 2-0 margin at intermission. WILLIAMS' SCORE came with 4:17 showing when she took a pass from Eisenberg and fired it home. Three minutes later, Eisenberg scored on an unassisted goal. "Taking the lead in at the half really gave us a boost," Mc- Donough noted. "We always figured we could win, especially after scoring eight goals against Penn State. "I think that it was just getting over the stigma of beating William and Mary. Now I'm sure we'll play even better next time we meet," McDonough said. Brenda Heck padded JMU's lead, scoring a third goal in the opening minutes of the second half. Heck's tally came on an from Sue Peacock at 24:59. Five minutes later, the Indians began their rally, as Basia Deren recorded an unassisted goal. WILLIAM AND Mary's two-goal spurt started at 9:21, as Julie Duff and Lisa Fuccella both hit on unassisted attempts. The Duchesses' winning goal was set up on a feed from Peacock to Fishpaugh. "Sue fed me the ball, and all I thought was 'shoot,'" Fishpaugh said. While the offense got credit for the win, JMU's defense did a good job of shutting down William and Mary's attack. Mxilo ky Ctrl Co-ittnfcMtr Goalkeeper Tara Kelly was perhaps the single most important facior. The senior recorded an unprecedented 24 saves, stifling THE DUCHESSES' Sally Cramer battles national poll, upset the eighth-ranked Indians the Indians for more than 40 minutes. through two defenders to get off a shot in 4-3. Goalkeeper Tara Kelly highlighted the win "The offense wasn't exactly sparkling," McDonough said. Friday's contest with William and Mary. JMU. by making 24 saves. The-Duchesses host "Goalkeeping and defense really make the difference for us." which had received votes in last week's seventh-ranked Virginia Wednesday. William and Mary's goalie, Vikki Bovoso, had to make just six saves. The win. which upped their record to 4-1, was the Duchesses' second straight victory. A week ago Monday JMU thrashed Lynchburg College 14-1. Grand slam propels JMU Wednesday JMU hosts the University of Virginia, currently ranked seventh in the country. Compiled from staff reports pounded out 28 hits. Marant led the onslaught Dennis Knight's grand slam in the opening game with five hits in sue trips. climaxed a seven-run ninth inning rally by His two-run double and- Kidd's three-run James Madison University Sunday and lifted keyed an eight-run outburst in the second the Dukes to a 10-6 victory over host Towson inning that put away the game for the Dukes. rtin chooses UNC State University. Kidd and Marant each had four RBI in the The win gave JMU a sweep of the three- contest. Compiled from staff reports game series and extended the Dukes' winning Warren Martin, the seven-foot basketball standout streak to seven games. JMU's record is now 17- JUNIOR righthander Joe Carleton pitched a from Tunstall High School in southern Virginia has 8-1. 6-1 in the Eastern College Athletic Con- for JMU, running his record to announced he will attend the University of North ference. 4-1 on the season. Carolina in the fall. Towson is 8-8. Kidd continued his excellent offensive James Madison University heavily recruited Martin The Dukes swept a doubleheader from the performance in the second game with four RBI and was among his seven final choices. Martin visited Tigers on Saturday, 19-7 and u-3. on a pair of two-run singles. JMU broke it open the campus and JMU president Ronald Carrier talked Mike Reeves and Steve Cullers in the third inning with five runs, three coming him. started the pivotal ninth inning Sunday with on Russ Dickerson's sixth home run. Martin's choice was not a surprise. Sources close to singles. Jeff Kidd then reached on an error to The Dukes began their weekend road trip ML' basketball program indicated three weeks ago load the bases. with a 13-6 decision over George Mason Martin was bound for the Chapel Hill campus, JMU scored two runs on RBI singles by University Friday. Dickerson drove in three just 40 minutes from his home, Lorenzo Bundy and Jim Knicely to pull within runs and scored three to lead JMU. ch Lou Campanelli has announced that Greg one run at 6-5. After Marshall Wayland and Dickerson had two singles, a double and a i 6-foot-v. 210 pound forward from Harrisb^H Tom Bocock were retired, Tony Marant triple, and Bundy had a double, solo homer and signed a JMU basketball scholarship, walked with the bases loaded to tie the contest. two walks. ten averaged 20 points and 12 rebounds a game The Dukes took the lead for good with two l 56 percent from the field for Susqueb KNIGHT THEN unloaded his game-winning runs in the sixth inning. With the score tied 3-3, hool last season. He was a starter shot. Bundy also had a homer for JMU, a solo Dickerson opened the inning with a double and vo years and scored l.lll car shot in the fourth inning. Bocock walked. The senior first baseman now has sue home Dickerson scored on Marant's single and n Ail-Capital Area Conference selection this runs this season and is steadily moving toward Bocock scored on a Patriot error to give JMU a was named to the Big : a number of statistical records. Bundy is listed 5-3 advantage. in nine of the 11 career offensive catagories for •layer to sign a basketball which JMU keeps records. Currently, he is KIP YANCEY scattered nine hits and pit- kes this v second in home runs with 29. five behind record ched the distance for JMU. The 6-foot-5 holder Jim Barbe sophomore struck out six and walked three ion Military Acad The Dukes were forced to come from behind while upping his record to 2-2. ppearance and fir after the Tigers tallied four times :n the eighth, Three of the Patriot's hits off Yancey were inue to « The due to three JMU errors. home runs. Mike Esser drove in four runs with m the final Wif Pete Wojcicki came on in uie eigmh in reliet a pair of two-run homers and Phil Warner hit a of John Kwiatkoski ind earned his second win solo shot. in as many decisions. Freshman Justin George Mason is 9-9. Gannon started for the Dukes and was lifted in The Dukes' next game is Tuesday when they . the eighth* , . host. conference rival University of Rich- ■ In the twinhi'l «weep Saturday. .TMI' mond THIS HKUEZE, Tuesday,.April 7, 1981, Page 13 i Schick, Salas pace tennis win Compiled from staff reports Richard Schick and Jorge Salas contributed to four wins Friday as the James Madison University men's tennis team defeated visiting Towson State University, 7-2. At the number five seed, Salas edged Stan White in straight sets, 7-5, 7-6. Later he and doubles partner Mark Snead crushed the Tigers' pair of Jeff Coffman and Jeff Urey, 6-1, 6-4. Urey also fell victim to Schick in the singles com- petition, losing the number four seed match, 6-1,64 John Witt teamed with Schick in the number three seed doubles match to defeat the Tigers' White and Mike Clark, 60,6-1 The victory was the Dukes' sixth straight and ran their spring record to 7-1. West Virginia University is the only team to defeat JMU this season.

THE VISITING Mountaineers won a 7-2 decision in JMU's second match of the season. However, the Dukes were missing two top players in that match. Salas and Baker were scratched by Coach Jack Arbogast for being late to the match. Towson State was undefeated in 10 prior matches and the defeat snapped a two-season, 15-match Tiger winning streak. ^ Other victors in the singles division for JMU were top seeded Mark Michel, third seeded Rick Baker and sixth seeded Witt. The Tigers' Jim Rosenfield extended Michel to three sets before falling, 4-6,6-4,3-6. Baker also was forced to go the distance as he rallied in a three set encounter with Coffman, 3-6, 6-4, 6-4. Witt defeated Clark in straight sets but needed a second- set tiebreaker, 6-4, 7-6.

TOWSON STATE'S only victories came in the number two singles match and the number one doubles match. Mark Snyder won a three-set decision over Snead and later teamed with Rosenfield to defeat Michel and Baker. Snyder's singles victory was decided by a final set tiebreaker, 6-4,5-7,7-6. The doubles match was not nearly as close as the Tigers' top pair cruised to an easy 6-2, 6-1 victory. JMU w,as scheduled to play Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond Sunday but the match was postponed due to poor weather. The Dukes and the Miolo by Y» Naiiy. University of Richmond were slated to play Monday. TOP SEEDED Mark Michel defeated Towson JMU's next home appearance is Thursday against State's Jim RosenfleM 6-4, 4-6, 6-3. Friday as streak. Five Duke* won singles matches, as Salisbury State College. Saturday the Dukes will be JMU halted the Tigers, 7-2. The loss snapped the Tigers could capture only the number two severely tested when perennial state power Old Dominion Towson State's two-season, 15-match winning singles match. University visits JMU. Acquisition of Sutton gives edge to Houston By CHRIS HARRIS to depend on other than antiques and the plate; losing free-agent Dave Winfield can only Everybody wants pitching, but the only team that Phil Niekro (both 42), they could become contenders. hurt an already weak-hitting team. really has it to spare is the , who ought Unfortunately, this is not the case. Speed will be the Padres' strength this year. No to repeat as Western Division champs in the National less than three players, Ozzie Smith and League. The Braves have no reliable relief pitching, and the rest of the starters are a collection of question marks. and Gene Richards, Don Sutton is the free-agent newcomer who should stole more than 50 bases last year. Mumphrey is gone solidify the pitching staff, especially considering the With powerful and Dale Murphy around for a full season in the tiny Atlanta ballpark, the to the Yankees, but Richards' .300 bat is still there loss of 6-foot-8 flamethrower JR. Richard. Richard Unfortunately so is his concrete glove and weak arm. still is not sufficiently recovered frog . Brayesjiitting could win them a few they should lose. situatk"*" "[ Curtis could have a decent year, but suffered last June to start the seasc Suse he'll pitch regularly here, unlike his However, Sutton, Nolan Ryan, kr around the majors. Rollie Fingers, last Niekro (20 wins in 1980), late bloomc sn, now is in Milwaukee, and Howard has Bob Knepper (stolen from (lie Atlanta pitc )). George Fost light Cabelll, should be more than enoug f Tim Lollar, acquired from the Yankees done. If not, relievers , epeat itself though,| : better at second I rey, will get a look, but barring some Frank Lacorte are more than ac [ good seasons from some average talent, the starters' mess. ild be a long year in San Diego. tore up the Phils' fuses to catch ich will create a huge holeUehind ' playoffs, and with Cesar Cedeno, [DELPHI A repeats as divisional champs outfield defense. More hitting le is not there. On the mound, Tom Setter days, and only Mike LaCoss I Manager should be sent. especially from behind the plate, wfj looperstown Only Cy Young winner Steve Houston's major weakness. Tshow any sign of competence behind le is adequate out of the , but kame winner and young The team with the best shot at I eballer Doug Bair generally causes as fty Bystrom look good as starters, but Astros is the . A| i with his wildness as he solves with his ere are questions. Can Carlton keep it up by Steve Garvey at first base, anq iithven really is only average, and outfielders Dusty Baker and Rudy in the majors less than two months. for a multitude of pitching sins, an| >N begins his second stint as aj »Walk, a good looking prospect and last plenty of that in L.A. this season, time with the San Francisco" Jest bust. Randy Lerch (4-14). places a huge strain on a painfully mediocre~starting Giants. Jack Clark in rightfield definitely is the class Larry Christenson and Ruthven both are fragile corps, and a bullpen with some intriguing young of this outfit, being a solid 25-homer, 100 RBI man. A and there is not nearly enough depth to take up the prospects. big year is needed from last year's midseason slack if either falls to injury this year. Tug McGraw walkout first baseman Mike Ivie. was sizzling hot after midseason last year, but didn't JOE BECKWITH. Steve Howe, and paunchy The Giant bullpen should get plenty of work, with get much help. He cannot expect to repeat all year, Fernando Valenzuela, who was impressive in a late the likes of starting games in 1981. Lef- certainly not by himself. The hitting is competent, as ' season stint, will have to produce big things in the thander Gary Lavelle has been brilliant in the past usual, with 48-homer man and Bake bullpen for L.A. to go anywhere. but is coming off a mediocre year. Last year brought McBride leading the way. and Garry Dodger catching leaves a lot to be desired at bat. an intriguing prospect in Greg Minion, who could be Maddox both have gone downhill since .300 or better Neither Ferguson or Yeager hits with regularity, just what the doctor ordered for this staff. seasons in the last five years. Gone is portly Greg although both have some power. As usual, at the bottom we find the San Diego If Ted Turner's had some pitching Padres. New Manager Frank Howard needs more at Continued qn, page ,14) Page 14, THE BREEZE Tuesday. April 7. 1981 frl + Acquisition i Continued from Page 13) Jason Thompson trade leaves Reitz at third, there is not too will get every opportunity to noticeably, at third base, Luzinski. repeat this year, as the Met where no less than 15 different to the White Sox. His left field a hole behind the plate that much else to cheer about in Steve Nicosia will have the Cub lineup for this season. rotation is inhabited by a lot of players have opened the slot will be taken either by 339 sore Brms and question season in the 19-year half-season rookie Lonnie trouble filling. Thompson will The Mets. Will there ever be vie with aging Willie Stargell reason to hope for a good marks.V existence of the franchise. Smith or ex-Brave Gary Kingman hit 74 homers in at catcher is a Matthews. for time at first. Dave Parker season for the Yankees' and Omar Moreno anchor crosstown rivals? Relievers two years here in the mid-70s; solid player, but he was pit- both the outfield and the Neil Allen and Jeff Reardon he will be needed to find that ched around last year. batting order, with more showed themselves effective same form again. Holes are Kingman's presence should hitting coming from Bill in stretches last year; they apparent everywhere, most aid that situation. Robinson. Holes at third base and shortstop probably will keep the Bucs from going anywhere in 1981. WERNER'S CHICAGO'S CUBS will have a tough time this year. Rick Party Package Store & Western Union Reuschel has too long been the class of the starting staff, the 915 South High St. 4346895 rest are less than adequate. If any team besides Houston Sutter takes his sinkerball Mon-Wed has deep pitching, it probably and 30 saves a year to St. is Montreal's Expos. Steve Louis, but Bill Caudill had just BUDWBSER PREMIUM NATURAL LIGHT $2.29 Rogers could be the most as good a year with a lot less underrated hurler in the fanfare. An interesting new BUSCH PREMIUM Party Pac (6) $1.99 league, and he was amply arrival is righthander Rawly assisted by Scott Sanderson. Eastwick. ex-of the Reds, The third starter should be Yankees. Phillies, etc.etc.etc. MALTUQUOR"THEBULL"(6) $1.79 second-year man Bill Gullickson. who was 10-5. In Dave Kingman, otherwise MICKEY AAALT LIQUOR "Big Green Bottle" the bullpen is chaos, however. known as the Towering In- David Palmer and Charlie ferno, takes his homers, (and * $1.49 Lea both were in the rotation his ) back to the at times last year, but at least Mets, which leaves the Cubs BLUE RIBBON "Bar Bottles" Case 24 Free Ice one should be headed for the pen. because elderly Woody . $6.99 Fryman won't last forever. NOBODY IN baseball has a FREE ICE-KEG ROOM SPECIALS-FREE ICE better everyday lineup than the Expos, with Gary Carter BLUE RIBBON 7 1/2 Gal FREE CUPS $15.95 the heir apparent to Bench as the best all-around catcher. BUSCH PR^A 15gol FREECUPS&ICE $28.95 Ellis Valentine (a head case, but a powerful bat and possibly the best arm around). Warren Cromartie. a ICE 10 lb bag Buy 1—Get 1 Free $1.00 solid .300 hitter, and Larry Parrish, who hit 30 homers in GATORADE Lemon-Lime Cold Qt .69 1979 and can do as well this without much power. Steve year. Only , who Henderson, acquired in ex- ORANGE JUICE Fresh , Qt. .89 can play shortstop and out- change for Kingman, will field has any chance of start in left, and has the cracking this lineup, with his ability to hit for average and EGGS Extra Large Farm Fresh doz. .89 extraordinary speed his power. Aside from newcomer biggest asset. A relative newcomer to pennant contention could come from St. Louis. Future batting champ Garry Tem- Schedule your next French class j pleton has improved his erratic but strong arm, and powerful George Hendrick inFrance. teams with , arguably the best first It s a lot easieTfhan you think. As you'll discover in the next issue of Insider — the free baseman in the league for a supplement to your college newspaper from Ford. And it makes a lot of sense. If you're solid three-four punch. going to learn French, why not learn it from the experts. Missing is Milwaukee-bound catcher Ted Simmons, but ex- Insider will include everything you need to know to do just that We'll tell you how K.C. Royal Darrell Porter, to get there, what it costs, how to plan, differences between American-affiliated coming from an off-year, universities and foreign learning institutions, an outline of language requirements could be an adequate and, most importantly, how to find a job. replacement. One nagging question is how So if you've been thinking about taking a semester or two to replace Ken Reitz at third abroad, stop thinking. And next time registration comes base. On the mound, the around, schedule your French class where you'll learn the Cardinals didn't help them- most...in France. selves with a starting , mF**4t<&ri Don't miss the next issue of Insider. Besides travel tips, you'll but if fragile Silvio Martinez see the great new lineup of Ford cars for 1981. Featuring and John Fulgham come back strong, they will team with Escort, Mustang and the exciting new EXP.. tomorrow is here Bob Forsch and another from,the world of Ford. potential comebacker, Steve Busby. Even with these, ex- Cub Bruce Sutler will be a busy man in St Louis in 1981. Strong pitching could make the Cards a very serious contender for the division crown. Look for Insider. Ford's continuing series Pittsburgh's Pirates are in of college newspaper supplements. trouble. 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(Continued from Page 11) "One of the main reasons is with broken windows, stairs of amplification the results of camping, which and banisters. It Is un- r SHONEYS 1 equipment at the Farm. is noise," Sachs explained. furnished, and littered with Stereo units may be used "Another reason is university dust, cobwebs, torn screens iitdoors and the music must liability. JMU is not licensed and rotted wood. The only cease at 12 midnight. for camping." remains of the olden days are Last fall, three student a few rusted kitchen utensils FISH FRY organizations were fined and DESPITE ALL these and two broken refrigerators had their Farm privileges changes, the farm's fun- in the basement. revoked due to infractions of damental purpose—rest and According to Dr. Raymond this last rule. Several neigh- relaxation—remains the Dingledine, author of [DINNERJ same. In 1931 it was described "Madison College: the First bors complained to university officials about the noise level, in the catalogue of State Fifty Years, 1906-1958," this since all three groups used Teachers College of decay occurred in the 1950s amplified sound equipment in Harrisonburg as a place and 1960s, when the popularity the Farm's outdoor pavillion. "where students may go in of the Farm diminished. Now, a $50 damage and groups to be relieved of some Although the Farm was used INCLUDES: L ^ m^F performance deposit is of the monotony of in- occasionally, it was not kept • Tender ishBUets tried to ^|^ ^^ stitutional life." up. Dingledine claimed this perfection wtth Shoney's ■ A ■ required of all groups • own special seasoning ^^^^p requisitioning the Farm. was because the students of The Farm has undergone the 50s and 60s were "more • Golden brown French fries, Also, the facility is no longer few physical alterations since (or baked potato 5 10 pm) used for overnight camping. mobile, and able to get home, •Toasted Grecian bread the original purchase. In 1976, or away for the weekend."* 'i • Tartar sauce and lemon wedge. University policy states that a large pavillion with • SHONEVS ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BIGGER AND "all groups must vacate the In the 1970s Madison lost its BETTER SOUP "N SALAD BAR! restrooms, picnic tables and a reputation as a 'suitcase THAN! YOU KM COMNG TO premises by 2 a.m. No fireplace was constructed, all overnight camping is per- college,' and smaller costing nearly the original proportions of students SHONEYcS mitted." According to Chris price of the entire farm. The traveled home for weekends. Sachs, director of student only other major change has Interest in the Farm was activities and the Warren been the deterioration of the University Union, this rule rejuvenated, and a intensified old brick house. maintenance program was was implemented for a Today the house stands in a combination of reasons. started. However, the old state of severe dilapidation, brick house is still far too deteriorated for immediate repair. Sachs indicated that plans to fix the house "are being discussed." Whether or not the plans are implemented depends on budgeting. Today the use of the Farm is greater than ever before. Sachs estimated that during its open season, from March 15 to Nov. 15, the farm Is reserved for slightly more than two functions per week. It is used exclusively by university organizations; however, a special agreement allows the farm to be used annually for the Hooke family reunion. DESPITE ITS popularity, a number of students dislike partying at the Farm, and the main complaint is its location. The farm in located on Port Republic Road, 18 miles away from campus, and organized transportation is rarely provided. This greatly hinders freshman, who are not allowed campus parking privileges. Other major gripes include the lack of outdoor music, and inclement weather. Actually these small in- conveniences probably benefit the smooth operation of the Farm. If masses of students attended Farm activities, they would go beyond the limit of 200 people. However, Sachs indicated that in the future facilities could be expanded to meet demand. Hours: II M am - 9 : 30 put Suit - Tbw II . 00 out - 10 : 30 put F%i - StU Students don't forget your ID is good for a 15 per cent discount on all regular price orders.

OPENING SOON AT A THEATER NEAR YOU!! We are something else 88 CM«M Si. Page 16. THE BREEZE Tuesday. April 7. 1981 Classifieds ,Poone,bury by Garry Trudeau ANNOUNCEmi&.IF AYEARFWMN0U?UHAT i MOM. i am aw..M/& IS THIS?A MINUTE AGO, BUT L THINK WE RIGHT, LET'S TAKE MHATS WE- NANlRAISED For Sale YOUCOUWNTGErMAR- BETTER GET USEP THISONESTEP THENEXT TYPE, THEYtl NEED TO THE IDEA BUST, ATATWE.J EXTRA NOTICE.. CUTE AND P/EP SOON ENOUGH.. STEP? \ ECONOMICAL: 1973 Red N DONTWUnHIS/S M.G.B. Roadster. AM-FM. A Runs well, nice inside and out. $2,495. Call 4,34-1715. FOR SALE: 1976 Yamaha Enduro. 400cc. $500.00. Freestanding Woodstove with pipes. $70.00. Call 433-9571 evenings. For Rent SQUIRE HILL APART- MENT FOR SUBLET: May- August. Option to rent next WVE8E&4 •fall. Very clean. Close to campus. Unfurnished. Call CMJW APOSTINTHE 434-5753 ask for Mark. m FOR RENT: 2 bedrooms in a?*- ssssr- 4 bedroom brick house with fireplace. Rent $80 plus utilities. No lease. Small deposit. Available April 1st. Call Patti at 433-0611. HOUSE FOR SUBLET May-Summer. Gorgeous 2 bedroom house with kitchen, bath, living-dining room. Large yard, front porch with swing. Price affordable. Call Jan 434-1273. APARTMENT FOR SUMMER. Completely fur- Our Hero by Matt Wagner nished, good size; very close to campus Price negotiable. Call Chuck or John at 433-2324 f\«X i* OUT TO FESTEX MM 61b, n or write P.O. 2229. 60t LET'S LOOK I/O OWTH£ APARTMENT SPACE FOR Ul.Tft.A- PUAl^^imSEI-r^ RENT: Wesley Foundation Apartment, 690 S. Mason St., for May session and for Eight- ^/*»_. '5.. week summer session. Will accept 4 residents. $25.00 per week. Phone 434-3490 for information. TWO BEDROOM APART- MENT, fully carpeted, suitable for 2-4 students. Unfurnished. 164 Pleasant Hill Road on University bus line. Call 434-8512. ROOM FOR RENT: (men) large double room, un- furnished, 12 month lease, Start on Campus utilities included. Two blocks by Paul Doherty, Pat Butters from campus. $65.00 per month. Call 234-8247. [THEY, WHERES ROOM FOR RENT: MISS PI&&Y? (Women). Furnished, 12 month lease, utilities in- cluded. Share house with other students. $105.00 per month. Call 234-8247. FOR RENT: 1 or 2 rooms in a fully furnished apartment. May thru August or June thru August. 2 blocks from campus, large backyard. $85 per month. Cr>ll Carol at 434- 2014. Wanted WANTED: May 1981 graduate desires female roommate to help locate and Do Drop Inn by Mark Legan share an apartment in Rich- mond Virginia. Call Diane at 433-5995 (on campus).

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FOUND: Female eyeglasses, "Maurice St. Michel", call 6596 between 2:30 and 4:30 weekdays. .»»- MMMM JS THE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 7, 1981, Page 17 Help Wanted Madisonman by S«ott Worner TEACHERS WANTED: Elementary and Secondary. ....TO ..PHYSICS,CHEMISTRY AND"" West and other states. GEOLOGY MAJORS SPEND A Placements since 1946. Phone DUKES- LOT OF TIME (505) 877-7802. Southwest IN 01LLEB- Teacher's Agency, Box 4337 Alb.. NM 87196. OVERSEAS JOBS Sum- mer-year round. Burr*- South America, A. str; ha. Asia. AU fields. $500-$1.200 monthly. Sightseeing. Free information. Write IJC, box AT MADL-., r-. 52-VA4, Corona Del Mar, CA MUSIC MAJOR* GO 92625. FROM QUBC-- Services COLLEGE TYPING AND HE'LL SERVE YOUR IN- VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA VOTE JIM WINDSOR for VP WRITE IN your vote for Ken TERESTS TOO. Greeks for PRESIDENT. Effective of Honor Council. Leadership "Iggster" Anderson for Honor EDITING SERVICES: IICHI Typing and editing of theses, leadership through ex- with Action. Council President. Iggy: a term papers and other perience. VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA name you can trust. BITCHERS - In direct PRESIDENT Effective reports. Free paper, pick-up response to the editorial about GREAT -I.AM A DAY and delivery. Twenty years of leadership through ex- HEY TEA-BAG...Here's to experience. Call: 896-5921. bitchin' at the Student WOODY JUNIOR, you're perience. Government Association, we gonna have an AWESOME the weekend of all weekends! Love ya. FAST KATH. EXCELLENT SEAM- would like all students to vote 19th birthday! DURN YOUR THE SISTERS OF ALPHA STRESS, good rates, all types for the replacements of the HIDE! We'll get ya next year GAMMA DELTA of sewing, call Helen Hawkins present S.G.A. officers on and you're gonna be DEAD congratulate their three new April 7. 1981 from 9:00a.m- All classified ads should Be brought to" at 289-9541 for more in- MEAT! Thanks for the trip to pledges: Lynne Cahill, Jill TIM Breeze office in the basement of formation. 7 p.m., WUU first floor. the "CRICK." The DUDES. Cherry, and Lisa Sinnott. Wine Price, with payment enclosed and BITCHIN" CREW. issue dates spec if ied, no later than noon TYPING SERVICE: Tuesday tor Friday's issue, and no later VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA VOTE RIGHT. VOTE than noon Friday for Tuesday's issue Dissertations, theses, reports, Rates are » 7 5 for 0 25 words, Jl SO for U VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA PRESIDENT. Effective REYNOLDS. Honor council etc. 17 years experience. $.80 PRESIDENT. Effective leadership through ex- SO words. SJ 50 tor 51 75 words, and (OS Vice President. •or each additional word above 7S. per page. Call Mrs. Price, 879- leadership through ex- perience. 9935. perience. VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA TO THE MEMBERS OF PRESIDENT. Effective TYPING SERVICES ELECT JENNY BOND MY STAFF-RAT PATROL. Ready to teach AVAILABLE. Call 434-6851 Leadership through ex- home nursing, first aid, ADMINISTRATIVE VICE Lakeview golf course-BE perience. 1161 Shenandoah Street. PRESIDENT OF THE SGA. THERE. 65. parenting, child care, Attitude and Ability in Action. LETS GET A GRIP ON ELECT JENNY BOND water safety; CPR. Personals THE SGA Mike "F" Gripkey ADMINISTRATIVE VICE Rrd(iwvReaaS«or«iin>cefitiKv LETS PUT AN END TO for SGA President. PRESIDENT OF THE SGA. CONTROVERSY, tyrannical Attitude and Ability in Action. ELECT JENNY BOND representation and con- VOTE LYNN TIPTON SGA ADMINISTRATIVE VICE servative bias in the SGA. PRESIDENT. Effective VOTE JIM WINDSOR for VP PRESIDENT OF THE SGA. Vote Mike "F" Gripkey for Leadership through ex- of Honor Council. Leadership t Attitude and Ability in Action. SGA President. perience. with Action. w»ra

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'.''•. mmmm <> Page 18. THE BREEZK Tuesday. April 7. 1981 Viewpoint Elect Harper Eenie. meenie. miney, mo...? We were just trying to decide who to endorse for Student Government Association president. The voter's choice is difficult this year not because there are no viable choices—there are—but because the candidates take similar stands on current issues: campus birth control service ipro). front end budgeting of Greeks (pro), how to deal with the housing problem (brainstorm with the administration). All seem genuinely concerned with student leadership. But still, we find a single favorable candidate. Two candidates immediately strike us as strong and capable leaders: Lynn Tipton and Neal Harper. The difference between them is that Tipton has SGA experience while Harper does not. It would be easy to cast our recommendation for Tipton. Ex- perience is a good qualification for any job—it helps a person avoid mistakes the uninitiated might make. Experience teaches realism—an SGA president cannot change the world alone. But experience also encourages status quo. Requiring an SGA president to be SGA-nutured encourages the SGA system. That system is growing stale. The SGA slowly seems to be growing further from the students it represents. Evidence: of five SGA presidential candidates, four are students not involved in the SGA. Students want the SGA to do more than budget student activity fees. Visitation rules well chosen Admittedly, this year has seen improved fire safety at Presidential Apartments and a few good ideas now in the works: By RICK SETTLE visitation is one possibility. Since parties do ' a test bank, a campus birth control service. But these ideas came Wednesday was the deadline to pay room not always break up at 2 a.m. and since from students outside of the SGA. students-at-large are an in- deposits for next year and now resident students discreetly have weekend guests tegral part of the SGA. students must decide in which dorm to live. anyway, this would only make it official. This But they seem to shy away from SGA functions unless they are Once again, of the 25 dorms on campus, the also would respect the rights of those who personally involved. Most SGA business is within the senate coed halls and Logan will be the most prefer no visitation during the week. meeting room, not in the university-at-large. requested along with seven-day visitation Electing Neal Harper, a student-at-large, to SGA president dorms, according to Director of Residence Another problem with any visitation policies could very well encourage more student participation in SGA. His Halls Lin Rose. is that some resident advisors are lenient while election would serve as an example to students cynical about the Dorms with three-day visitation are the others strictly enforce the rules-leaving SGA and possibly encourage them to be active in the senate themselves. Harper would have much to learn if elected, and he might need some guidance in the beginning. But so would anyone else. He Coed is popular, but students protest liberal changes proved himself articulate and thoughtful at The Breeze's SGA debate. Most important, he would inspire student involvement in SGA in a way only a newcomer could. Vote for Neal Harper for SGA president in the election today, second most popular, which l> supnsing. students confused about exactly what they can from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. in the Warren University Union. The SGA Visitation seems a popular gripe at James get away with. needs a transfusion to continue its work. Madison University. Some RAs and head residents have been One reason for visitation policies, according known to waive the rules for some students to Rose, is tradition. JMU's seven different while enforcing them for others. This problem lifestyles attract many students. Also, some is further complicated in dorms like Eagle, students simply do not want seven-day where the visitation policy varies on each Vote 1981 B.C. visitation. floor. B.C.—birth control, that is. Today's SGA election machines There will be one lifestyle change next year- Although students currently have the option have a referendum question about student desire for a birth the transfer of Howard Johnsons to a coed of changing their dorm's lifestyle but 90 per- control service here. We urge everyone to vote in this referen- dorm, raising the total to five. The new dorm to cent of the dorm must approve. This per- dum. be built this summer between Wine-Price and centage is too high and should be lowered. We may be wrong to assume students favor a campus service, the tennis courts probably also will be coed, Originally, I believed the visitation policies but we would like to know for sure. Vote in the SGA birth control Rose said. here were unfair and unrepresentative of the referendum today. But whatever the overall visitation policy is student body. However, lack of protest and the or becomes, it should reflect the wishes of the many requests for dorms with limited students and at this time they apparently do. visitation show that I apparently was wrong. I However, I believe a more flexible system still do not like the policies, but most students would work better. Weekends with 24-hour seem to be content with them. I minded \\Yll Escorts for drinkers needed Editor Cindy Elmore Managing Editor Tricia Fischetti By SHIRLEY HADLEY intoxicated students carouse the JMU campus Business Manager James Saunders When someone has had a little bit too much every weekend to drink while on campus, what can he do? Without taking the chance of being arrested, News Editor Donna Sizemore Pass out at Dukes Grill? or, should he try to how can the intoxicated student walk to his Editorial Editor Chris Kouba walk to his dorm and risk the chance of getting dorm? There is something that can be done Feature Editor Bryan Powell arrested for public drunkeness by James about this situation. An escort service would be Sports Editors David Teel, Rich Amacher Madison University Police? a feasible solution. Photography Editor Mike Blevins Many students have voiced an opinion that Graphics Editor Matt Wagner Eighty-seven students were arrested last JMU cadets should serve as escorts: never- Production Manager Martha Stevens year by JMU police on charges of public theless, it is not the job of the cadet to escort Advisers Flip De Luca, Alan Neckowitz, drunkenness. The consequences ranged from drunken students to their dorm. If an in- David Wendelken hours spent in the Rockingham County toxicated student is in immediate danger of Newsroom 433-6127 Sheriff's Department, court and lawyer fees, hurting himself or others, the cadet will detain Business office 433-6596 to a misdemeanor on a person's record. the person until JMU police arrive. At this The BrMi« is published every Tuesday and Friday except where otherwise point, the police will decide whether or not to noted. Correspondence should be addressed to The Breeze, Wine-Price Building. Alcohol is sold on campus at Dukes Grill and arrest the person. James Madison University, Harrisonburg, Virginia 22BOT readily available at most campus parties. For However, a cadet will let an intoxicated Letters to the editor are welcomed. All letters must be typed.slgned, and include the author's address and telephone number. Unsigned letters will not be a university with such liberal alcohol rules, student go home and will not call the police if published. Unsolicited editorials may be used as guestspots. there should be an alternative for the in- there is someone who will take the repon- All material will be edited at the discretion of me editor. All letters, columns, reviews and guestspots reflect the opinions of their toxicated student who wants to travel across sibility of escorting the student to his or her * I authors and not necessarily those of the editors of The Breeze or the students. campus without risking an arrest. dorm. An escort service could be the answer to I faculty and staff of James Madison University. Unsigned editorials give the majority opinion of me editors of The Breeze A 120-pound person is legally drunk after aiding the tipsy student who wants to walk Comments and complaints about The Breeze should be addressed to Cind consuming four 12-ounce beers: a 180-pound across campus or return to his dorm. I Elmore.-edHor of TtV* Br.eeW-' ,V»V " person .is .legally, drunk after drinking five Are there any organizations out there that beers. Bearing this in mind, multitudes of are interested in taking this job? THE BREEZE, Tuesday, April 7, 1981, Page 19 t. Service, skills qualify Bond for VP "Readers' To the editor: committee gives her the one candidate most As chairperson pro- experience necessary to capable of leading the SGA tempore of the Student perform the duties of into the year ahead. Government Association administralivevice- JMU has the opportunity (1979-1980), I had the presidft in a manner to elect someone of the * Forum. distinct pleasure of condui ive to the needs and integrity and drive to make working with and knowing interests of the James the SGA a true "student" one of the finest individuals Madison University government. Now is the ever to serve in the SGA- student body. time to support a pro- That person is Jenny Bond, active rather than a re- Readers' Forum, js an opportunity for the students, candidate for ad- The job of administrative active approach to student faculty and staff of James Madison University to voice ministrative vice- vice-president requires the government by supporting their compliments, complaints, confessions, corrections, president. skills necessary to ac- Jenny Bond for next year's convictions and plain contrary opinions. Jenny's long record of curately convey the administrative vice- Send letters to the editor to The Breeze, Wine-Price service as a member of the students' viewpoint to the president. Building. Typed, double-spaced letters are preferred; all Finance and Campus administration. Clearly, letters must include the author's name, address and Elections Committees Jenny possesses those Samuel Nixon telephone number. (1979-1980) and presently skills. Class of 1980 as chairman of the finance I feel that Jenny is the Richmond, Virginia Lost Late night backwoods road trip becomes bad trip

By MIKE RICKARD In one last desperate attempt, we stopped at the "What's a reserve tank?" We were grasping at The mixture of alcohol and spring weather makes a only place that showed movement. We pulled into a siphons. Er, straws. potent mixture. I was victimized by such a potion late town fire station. Saturday night when the talk of a "road trip" arose. Again we struggled to decipher hard-core southern Needless to say, we made it back to school. We" Lust for life repressed my good judgment. I'm so found a quaint little gas station along the dark roads gullible. dialect. The firemen told us where the nearest closed store was and informed us about where we were while riding on fumes. For once we were overjoyed to At 10:45 p.m. I and two friends found ourselves headed. This was such valuable information. see Harrisonburg. Obviously, we were mentally driving into a quiet darkness in search of excitement, anguished. adventure...and wine. Our destination was the West Starved and thirsty, we stopped at Luigi's and Virginia border. This experience in public relations marked the recollected our sorrows over a mushroom pizza and abandonment of the wine idea—we now were willing water. Anything is better than plain popcorn. Swerving through desolate backroads and shakily to trade alcohol for gasoline. Our next road trip will be to 7-Eleven for an on-sale managing sharp curves, we ventured into the night- "Do you have a reserve tank?" munching on popcorn and anxiously awaiting the six-pack. We'll ride bikes—and carry maps, too. smooth, delicate taste of hearty burgundy rolling over our tongues and down our throats. Or perhaps a fine white wine. Boon's Farm, even. Anything is better than plain popcorn. Unfortunately, we encountered technical dif- ficulties very quickly. We didn't know the way. Getting lost in the boondocks of Virginia put a real damper on our high spirits. Directions are only useful when correct. Our navigator was confident he knew the way. Our

'But then like manna from heaven came the cutest two country girls'

mistake was we believed him. Painfully, I came to know the meaning of "the blind leading the blind." I shut my eyes. Technical difficulties soon became a technical crisis. We ran out of popcorn. Our throats were dry and time was going fast. Also, silly me didn't buy gas before we left. Well, I can't think of everything. Like any adventure story, all seemed lost. But then like manna from heaven came the cutest two country girls. Or maybe it was womanna from heaven. Anyway, one carried a gorgeous double chin, and the other had no teeth. They were very friendly, but I wouldn't take them home to meet mother. God knows what they were doing at a deserted gas station at that hour, but they were a sign of life. They were courteous as they exlained the route to the border, but we just couldn't understand them. Southern dialect is like a foreign language. We followed them to civilization. By then, civilization meant any place with a street light. I didn't know street lights were so obsolete. I must be technologically spoiled. When we finally made it to West Virgina, we sang out, "Oh happy day—10 minutes till midnight." We still had time to buy wine.

Nothing is as easy as it seems. Another dent was *.' ■ put in our plans when we found no open stores. We drove an hour to the border and couldn't find a store open—this road trip was turning into a bad trip. Page 20. THE BREEZE Tuesday. April 7. 1981 The student who would be king

Ed Hume runs for SGA monarch

By DAVID LETSON Amidst the hoopla of the upcoming Student Government elections, one candidate's campaign has been a glaring omission from the public eye. Ed Hume is running for SGA king. "Are you tired of wasting your vote on empty promise candidates trying to prop-up a failing democratic system?" asks Hume. "Try something different this election: Ed Hume for king. Let's put the aristocracy back in power." Hume, an art major here, considers himself fully qualified for the post. "I was class monitor in third grade, and in a junior high play I was the President of the United States. King just seems like the next logical step." Hume feels he is what James Madison University needs now. "There are too many factions in the SGA, too many budget fights, and too much petty red tape. What is needed now is iron-handed tyranny. Ruthlessness is next to godliness. Classes should be eliminated, so that the peasants can be put to work tending the fields and collecting taxes from each other. The present suf- focating class structure is

detrimental to GPA." pnoloi ay Vo Nagaya A debate for the SGA presidential ACCORDING TO Ed Hume. "There are too many factions in the SGA, too many budget fights and too much petty red tape. What candidates was sponsored by The is needed now is iron-handed tryanny.' Breeze April 3. While not a veneer" furniture with a purple-and- grassroots of enforcement," Hume Similarly, Continental Telephone, presidential candidate, Hume con- gold velvet throne. The name of the said. "Everyone cheats; I fully expect because of its decision to charge ceivably could have participated; he university would also be changed to to stuff the ballot boxes in this elec- resident students $26 to hookup out- did not. "Ed's School," according to Hume, tion." side lines, would be replaced by a and the university's new motto would system of running messengers on "IT IS futile to decend to their level be "Absolute monarchy is liberty." ON THE question of whether the of importance as presidential can- campus. "We can see this and the health center should dispense of birth bank idea only as progress," Hume didates, mere peons in the hierar- Hume will solve SGA disputes over control, Hume said the issue needs chy," explained Hume. "Besides they the annual budget and its contingency said. more research. He said he intends to Overcrowding accompanying the have bad breath, and they dress fund by doing away with the budget. carry this research out himself. "This without tact." "Only capitalist dogs set down recent rapid expansion of JMU could budgets as a means of meekly con- would also tie in with my work in be alleviated with Hume's unique Of all candidates for SGA office this finding an heir apparent," he added. plan. Using several units of our "gold- or any year, Hume is the only one to trolling anarchy," he said. His own expenditures' policy would consist of Virginia National Bank's dollar bricking" ROTC cadet corps, Hume's claim he was divinely chosen. Ac- check-cashing fee and $400 minimum plan calls for the immediate an- cording to his own account, Hume was "reigning loose for life." This policy, according to Hume, will rid the free checking balance would be of nexation of tranquil, thinly-populated at the Elbow Room Friday before little concern in a Hume ad- Eastern Mennonite College. last, drinking beer at reduced prices campus of its annual barrage of un- sightly campaign posters. ministration, since the candidate for "EMC should be easy to take, and when James Madison appeared king intends to switch the campus because of it's position on a hill, we before him. "He told me I was the If elected, Hume would replace over from its present system of should be able to defend it easily," one," recalled Hume. present members of the Honor monetary exchange to a barter Hume explained. As one of his first actions upon Council with convicted offenders, economy. "A fish-for-a-book situation taking office, Hume says he will since they would know how to catch is a sound, practical solution," he OF COURSE any of Hume's replace the SGA office's "tacky other cheaters. "This is the said. resolutions would be useless as unless he could convince the administration of their virtues. Hume describes his means of persuasion as "brute force." "Nice guys end up peasants," he said. Hume also intends to "muzzle the press" and to replace the "im- perialist" movies at Gravton-Stovall Theatre with his own series of home movies highlighted by Ed Goes on Vacation, Ed Goes to California and King Ed Goes to Washington. Hume's theory of why his ad- ministration would be superior to that of any SGA president is "The idea that anyone would want to run for office in a democratically-oriented system in itself negates any of that person's potential leadership qualities." Hume promises plenty of speeches from balconies, and he claims he will be loved by all of his people, including his harem, for which applications are now being accepted. Asked about his lack of opposition for the position of king, Hume responded. "People just aren't willing to think for everyone else anymore. They just don't want to get involved. <* No one can say that about Ed Hume. Photo By VO N«B»yo "I just want to leave my mark on FROM THE Warren University Union patio, the band K- Sto and the Weasles entertains students relaxing on the society-permanently. I just want to be hill Friday afternoon. a part of your life, all of it in fact." .' - - - * ■ ■ ■ ■ i " i i .