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Hyde St Violence Ditching Monogamy Saintly Body Parts ISSUE 02 06 MAR 2017 Saintly Body Parts Ditching Monogamy Hyde St Violence ON SALE NOW BULLDOGS VS WARRIORS *Service fees apply. Contents ON SALE NOW Features Their Sea or Ours? Exploring Shark Management in Australia. Unfortunately for all marine life, shark nets are blind and indiscriminate. By Sam Fraser-Baxter p20 Dating the Seven 24 Foreskins of Jesus Religious relics may or may not reveal the secrets of the divine, but scientists have begun to unravel the secrets of their history. By Lucy Hunter p24 Polyamory: Why Not Both? Monogamy hasn’t turned out as fulfilling as society said it Couple/wyatt fisher/Modified CC-2.0/flickr fisher/Modified Couple/wyatt 20 28 would be. By Isaac Yu p28 News & Opinion Columns Culture 5 Editorial 32 Music 40 Letters 7 News 34 Film 41 Science, Bitches 12 News in Briefs 36 Art 42 Voices from Beyond the Grad 14 How to Keep talking when 37 Books 43 Critic Booze Reviews the World is Upside Down 38 Games 43 Economics Everywhere 15 David Clark 39 Food 44 Ethel and Hyde 2017 Issue 02 | Mar 16 Politics 44 Vitalogy 18 Sports 45 The Hell Hole 46 Cookin’ Up Love 47 OUSA BULLDOGS VS WARRIORS *Service fees apply. 07 GET SWEET LOOT WITH A 2017 ONECARD ACTIVATE YOURS ONLINE AT R1.CO.NZ/ONECARD ALTO CAFE NOOK FLASH YOUR 2017 Bacon & Egg Sandwich or BLT + Regular Treatment, cut & blow wave for $69. 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