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The last issue of the term — we’ve now gets displayed over August for the sake SA) are taking the government to court got three weeks off to have a break. It’s of students at large, without compromis­ over the illegality of their imposition of been an interesting term; lots of politics ing the social front too much. While I’m student fees. That should be a fun battle and lots of work but it’s all been worth on a roll it’s worth looking at other stu­ and I look forward to it with bated it in the end. Looking ahead, exams be­ dent responsibilities. We’ve just had our breath. gin to loom in the minds of most stu­ portfolio elections for 1991 — voting is On the home front, I hope those who Hopes for dents, but at least for the lucky ones a duty for us all as members of the as­ are able will still be boycotting the third on campus I amongst us there is Winter Tourney to sociation and holding office is a bigger fee instalment. Come up to AUSA office win the Aucl take our minds off the books for a week. one. While we are busy congratulating or and sign the boycott register so we know by a 200 vot commiserating about the election out­ Which point brings me to the moralis­ who you all are. serious side ing part of the editorial, the bit which my comes, it’s timely to look at the candi­ This Saturday is the great BUNYIP Mum always likes. The last tournament dates and their election promises. Voting RACE down Queen Street for Telethon at Easter created a lot of bad press for is only one part of the democratic pro­ 1990. We’re still taking entries so come Twenty-four students in general, rightly or wrongly. cess; we must also keep tabs on the po­ and see me or Simon Coffey, the new So­ planning and h At a time when we are trying to convince liticians to see that they work honestly cial Activities Officer. dent D oug Sadli government to provide free education and hard; and be prepared to enforce Hope you all have an excellent holiday AUSA w a s si and independence for universities it these requirements. With a largely new break and catch up on those assignments. The ‘ sam e pec doesn’t help to have students portrayed executive for next year it is vital that they Teenaa koutou katoa. It’s the last week Ka kite anoo e hoa maa. involved y e a r a as free-spending drunken hooligans. As receive student scrutiny as well as of term... yah! While you are all catch­ Ella Henry there w e re n o r a person who went to Easter Tourney, I support. ing your breath over the August break we lives and the al know that the media coverage was sen­ It’s not a matter of being negatively- will be attending winter conferences — NEWS FLASH !! around c a m p u s sationalised and exaggerated, but that is minded or trying to find fault for the sake the NZUSA meets at Otago University in A little bird tells us that copies of F*** serious, th o u g h an unfortunate fact of life. of it, it’s just that the job of running late August, Student Arts Council and Phil Goff are due to go on sale next So he set him What is required is for students to AUSA is too important to be ignored or Sports Union meet earlier in the month week. a presidential ca show responsibility if we are to convince treated lightly. so we’ll report back on any events of in­ All concerned students will, no doubt, the just-finished society at large that we are deserving of But enough of this sermonising — the terest in September. be happy to purchase a copy of this pinning u p co rn ! free education and academic freedom. happy hols are upon us so remember to Good luck to all students participating monumental and historic piece of politi­ and telling stu d e It’s not always easy to be responsible have a decent break from varsity. There’ll in Winter Tourney at Waikato Universi­ cal music. gunning f o r i — no doubt some of my colleagues be lots of fun next term with the nation­ ty. I’m sure you will all behave as impec­ Tapes are being sold in the Quad dur­ scrambles a n d t: would say that I am very rarely associat­ al elections amongst other things as well cably as you did at Easter Tourney!! ing lunchtime or you can make enquiries beach. ed with the word. And certainly being at as the exam grind to keep us busy, and The big news is that we (through NZU- at the AUSA office. university is an opportunity to cut loose Craccum will be back with a vengeance Landslide and do a bit of hell-raising, but as in all all ready to go. Some though things, the price always has to be paid. Cheers PREZ SEZ — ATISA campaign was a So I hope that a bit of responsibility Peter Gray that h e d i d n ’l chance a g a in s t members A n d n CREDITS ers, Susan R ae < Pym. B u t w h e n were t a l l i e d 1 Editors: Mark Roach, Wendy Newton, Peter Gray comer’s t o t a l Features Journalist: Max Chappie [Tel: (09) 390-789 Ext 840] 1087, 2 0 0 ahe< Technical Editor: Tony Bell cond-placed W i Technical Consultants: Independent Media Services [Tel/Fax: (09) 624-3257] nearly 800 c le a r Marketing Manager: Joe Babich [Tel: (09) Ext 841 Fax: (09) 303-2236] of the fie ld . Printers: Rodney and Waitemata Times Ltd The affable Typesetting: Teresa Platt inown to b e son Distribution Manager: Martin Gill arager on the Photography: Wendy Newton social sc e n e , is Contributing Writers: Paul Gourlie, Sean Jenner, Ross McLeod, point out to C ra Angela McNoe, Patrick Everton, the E-Team. be doesn’t just party. A t th e pi General Assistance: Ross interview, S adli General Hinderance: Wendy's tests, essays & assignments out a reference and Mark & Peter's large consumption of alcohol. s t e , m u k ( w /s ... i Donalds R e s ta u World Cup Skiing Entrant: Joe Babich cribing h im a s “v M s /AJ saa! fR A fiU & to Official Caterers: Betty H at McDonalds reliable e m p lo y e A //W M i PRtSIO tell respected n W (A J ACL OF A SOOfiLKJ the m anagem ei M (AZTHQUAKi m w i During h is 10-} CONTENTS p n q ! m , A(Au.y. _. CUYS? time stin t w ith tl UftATS T/U 6AS£gACL 8 a t Mon’s Hende Cover: by Mark Roach ...... 1 FC*.?... Lincoln R d b r a n Editorial and Presidential C o lu m n s ...... 2 berhas c lim b e d Feature: Doug I n ...... 3 assistant m a n a g The G uv's Rave ...... 4 The Green P a r t y ...... 4 Skills Feature: ATI Q u o ta ...... 5 j “I just want Publick E y e ...... 7 people th a t I h a Feature: Chile at G u n p o in t...... 8 lskills a v a ila b le S p o rts ...... 9 job,” say s S a d just th at w h e n p< A U S A Election Results ...... 9 illy see me I’m T e le v is io n ...... 10 AUSA NOTICES orat S h a d o w s — M u s ic ...... 11 bably th in k “ D c A r t s ...... 12 party a n im a l.” Bunyip R a c in g ...... 1 2 Fees Boycott Going Ahead He says this H e a lth ...... 12 true but h e is a ls N Z U S A W in ter C o n fe re n c e ...... 13 Students urged to sign Register id and experiei Womanspace . . . 15 he experience ne L e t t e r s ...... 16 “The Fees Boycott is on line and go­ “We will endeavour to see that no stu­ lead A U S A . N o tic e s ...... ing ahead” 19 said Ella Henry, President dent is disenrolled or disadvantaged for “I like to part; AUSA. “This is our last chance to make making a valid political protest,” said Ms cause I w o rk h£ a strong political stand before the Henry. Sadlier is fin: elections.” The Association believes this protest Bachelor o f P la DISCLAIMER Students who chose to pay their fees will add weight to further protest as the gree this year by instalments are being urged to boycott government enters the final days of its three p a p e rs to Craccum is published by the Auckland University Students' Association Incor­ payment of the last instalment, due at the election campaign. The boycott is being history B A . H e porated, but ATISA have been very nice and sort of indicated that they'll go to beginning of Term III. All students wish­ staged nationally and the more students judy f o r a A prison for us if it's the tech stuff at fault, which we think is very good of them, ing to participate in the boycott should involved the greater its effect will be to Planning d e g re e don't you? By the way, the views expressed in Craccum do not necessarily sign the boycott Register at the AUSA encourage the government and all other and in 1992 whi represent those of the Auckland University Students' Association, the editors, office. This will enable the Students As­ parties, to review their policy regarding ishes the arts dc or anybody, so there! sociation to lobby on their behalf to the User-Pays education. university. Inject fun < ! While th e re w as 2 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 nent to court imposition of Party Hard, W ork H ard •e a fun battle t with bated BY MAX CHAPPLE pe those who Hopes for a party atmosphere for university and even drug drops ting the third on campus helped dark horse Doug Sadiier come from nowhere to AUSA office win the Auckland University Students Association presidential race r so we know by a 200 vote margin. But now the elections are over, there's a more serious side to Sadiier... eat BUNYIP for Telethon tries so come Twenty-four year old aspect to his “party, party, Change /, the new So- planning and history stu­ party,” election campaign, Sadiier laments Auck­ dent Doug Sadiier thought Sadiier says seriously that land University’s lack of ellent holiday AUSA was stagnating. it is important to inject fun fun saying the past five ; assignments. The ‘ same people were into university life. years have seen a change involved year after year, “I think it’s really in attitude. Ella Henry there were no new initia­ important at Auckland es­ “When I first started in tives and the atmosphere pecially. I’ve been at Ota­ 1986 it was really cool. around campus was too go University and Sure you had to go to lec­ :opies of F*** serious, thought Sadiier. Canterbury University, tures and that but there on sale next So he set himself up as not going to school there was always something you a presidential candidate in but just staying there and could do other than that. rill, no doubt, the just-finished elections, there it was a good en­ But as the years have copy of this pinning up comical posters vironment for students. progressed it seems we’ve >iece of politi- and telling students he was And that’s what I really gone more towards the gunning for marijuana want to make for Auck­ work side. :he Quad dur- scrambles and trips to the land, a positive environ­ “A lot of people say to take enquiries beach. ment for students and a me ‘You should come here fun place to be because at to study.’ I say ‘Yeah, you Landslide the moment it’s really should come here to study Some thought Sadlier’s dead.” but if you just study the campaign was a joke and pressures are so intense. that he didn’t have a Cliques You just stress out man’.” chance against executive One reason for the members Andrew Wick­ “dead” atmosphere, says Finance ers, Susan Rae and Roger Sadiier is that Auckland He says the more dedi­ Pym. But when the votes University is mainly popu­ cated attitude of students were tallied the new­ lated by Aucklanders is partly a symptom of ter­ comer’s total reached whereas other campuses tiary fees and the other 1087, 200 ahead of se­ have a wide range of peo­ financial stresses now cond-placed Wickers and ple who have to make fun associated with studying. nearly 800 clear of the rest at University because Despite his visions of a of the field. they’re from out of town. more fun-oriented cam­ The affable Sadiier, He says that leads to pus, Sadiier says he was cause what will happen is Smith signed a pledge that ly. He also plans to keep known to be something of closed-off school social not really serious when he students will be meeting he would resign as Min­ in close contact with the arager on the university groups coming to Auck­ suggested the drug drop Samoan students for in­ ister of Education if Na­ treasurer, secretary and ■social scene, is quick to land University. idea. stance .. they’ll get to tional became the vice presidents. 1 point out to Craccum that “They’re coming from “When I said that it was communicate with them Government and the fees lie doesn’t just want to local schools which are the first time I’d ever spo­ and have a feed at the were not scrapped by Jparty. At the presidential really cliquey and that’s ken in public and I was same time.” 1992. Sadiier commends interview, Sadiier brings what starts it. I sort of quite nervous. I just sort Smith’s committment but Communication cut a reference from Mc­ want to break down these of said things like that to Parking doubts the fees will really Another area of con­ Donalds Restaurants des­ cliquey barriers ... we’re get people’s attention and Sadiier wants to find va­ go if National is elected in cern Sadiier sites in the cribing him as “willing and all students, and it’s not inject a bit of humour. A cant sites around the city, October. area of communication reliable employee” and “a until everyone gets on to­ lot of people that spoke lease them and charge stu­ “They may say they’re with students. veil respected member of gether will this place be­ that day were very sombre dents cheap parking rates. going to stop the fees but “There’s a problem with the management team.” come better. and serious whereas I just He says extra profits could I think Labour has gained communicating with the During his 10-year part- like to create fun. It was be generated by leasing the so much income from it students — they don’t time stint with the organi­ Pedestrians more in humour than space to businesses for and National can see the know things are happen­ sation’s Henderson and Sadiier says it’s neces­ anything. parking during the ho­ income. I think they’re go­ ing. For instance I went to Lincoln Rd branches, Sad­ sary to make positive lidays. ing to have to carry on a lot of lectures and no­ iier has climbed his way to changes to the university Sadiier also plans to with the policy.” body even knew about the assistant manager status. to make it a more fun Choice write to bus companies as­ Sadlier’s second priority presidential elections when place to be. One of his Sadlier’s personal views king for heavier student will be to make AUSA fin­ that should’ve been on Skills ideas is to close off Alfred on drugs are liberal, how­ concessions, possibly even ancially accountable. His their minds. So next year “I just want to assure St to traffic. ever: “As long as people half price fares. He is sure concerns follow an expec­ I’ll be trying to set up a people that I have got the “If we close off Alfred don’t try and sell it to peo­ this would generate extra tation by AUSA treasurer new sort of marketing shills available for the St that’ll be a new place ple, don’t try to coerce income for the companies Wayne MacDougall that campaign.” job,” says Sadiier. “It’s for people to meet other people into smoking it because more students the association will be Instead of the standard just that when people usu­ than the Quad. The Quad, with them and do it behind would travel by bus, they $80,000 in debt by the end university communication ally see me I’m at parties in its present state is quite closed doors it’s their would travel at off-peak of the year. The deficit is medium, posters, Sadiier or at Shadows — they pro­ ugly and not very personal choice. If that’s times and some would largely due to an orienta­ wants to get executive bably think “Douglas is a friendly.” what they want to do then continue to take the bus tion week blowout which members talking to stu­ party animal.” Another option could that’s what they can do.” when they entered the many blame on the orien­ dents at lectures and in d He says this is partly be to plant trees in the When Sadlier’s term of workforce. tation controller, Roger cafeterias. Pym. true but he is also dedicat­ quad or paint it to make it office officially begins But Sadlier’s top priori­ Student contact and 'd and experienced with more friendly, he says. next year, he says he plans ty when he enters office people are central to Sad­ the experience necessary to Sadiier also advocates to attack the basic needs will be to continue the lier’s aims. He sees a cam­ see that no stu- lead AUSA. weekly parties for univer­ of students. Food, parking fight against fees. One of Keep Track pus where responsibility iadvantaged for “I like to party hard be­ sity students attended by a and bus concessions need this first presidential du­ Sadiier describes the and fun can co-exist. irotest,” said Ms cause I work hard.” wide range of people. He particular attention, he ties was at the July 12 anti- blowout as “ridiculous” “I want to assure people Sadiier is finishing his says Shadows should be says. -fees protest march down and says it shouldn’t have that Ihave had an adminis­ :ves this protest lachelor of Planning de- more accessible. “I can tackle food by Queen St, where he and happened. tration background in dea­ er protest as the Iiree this year and has approaching all the out-going AUSA president “He (Pym) tried to the ling with people and 'inal days of its iree papers to go in his “Shadows seems to me communities within the Ella Henry led the chants. best of his ability but I people are the most impor­ boycott is being istory BA. He plans to only for those that want to student union like the don’t think he organised it tant thing. If you know e more students study for a Master of get drunk. It should be a Samoan community, the enough and he didn’t have how to deal with people effect will be to Planning degree next year place where you can take Tongan, Chinese and enough track of where the that should make way for :nt and all other and in 1992 while he fin­ your friends and you don’t Japanese societies ... and National money was going.” making politics more ef­ policy regarding ishes the arts degree. have to get drunk. The ask them to have a day in At the rally which fol­ Sadiier says that as Pre­ fective and positive. Sure way to do that would be the quad from 10am to lowed the march, Nation­ sident he will try to close­ we’re going to party but Inject fun put in long tables .. open 5pm having ethnic food.” al’s Education ly watch expenditure and we’re going to get things J While there was a joking it up more.” “They’ll be happy be­ Spokesperson Lockwood not hand out money free­ organised as well.”

Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 3 THE GUV'S RAVE best when it is based on So Mr Williams has been acquitted of unlawful possession of the fear and loathing, contin­ firearm which was involved in the death of Mr Rameka. Was that ues to fail. Whether we the “ right" verdict? Was he properly charged? talk from the point of a A quota s Westminster or Marae sys­ like Maori ai tem, it has worked best Institute of To many, their first and lieve them to be.” By using tion of the Police, whose when the offender is put in most obvious reaction to the word “reasonable” wages we pay, then in the a position to continue to A committee such news is ‘well, if some­ Parliament (as the collec­ case of guns and violence, contribute to the society, terriers to entr one came onto my pro­ tive will or consensus) has we should support them in rather than being hidden stitute has ask< perty I’d shoot them too!’ introduced the concept of the role for which they are away. hold a perce that a person (usually it’s objectivity in to the text to intended. Parliament as We have here in New places aside f a man who takes a line like be applied. Thus should the collect voice of the Zealand, both the ele­ underrepresent! that) has every right to de­ the need arise, the rest of people, makes laws, em­ ments of different legal students. fend his property and that us are empowered through powers the police as our systems, and the people heroes standing shoulder law that we see as working An example j “they” asked for it. It is our court system to gauge agents to act for them and with the ability to put the to shoulder, and love and for a country that can give report would re even said that by entering whether or not we would empowers the courts to in­ best and the most appro­ warmth of family and us a healthy and strong of places for f another’s property, in­ have used force and to de­ terpret them. In short it is priate laws together for the friends. He also taught us future. dents who met truders forfeit all rights cide in the self defence for the police to arrest benefit of all. I have a per­ that pride, value of our­ Instead of getting upset mum criteria. , they may have had. guilt or innocence accor­ people who shoot others sonal belief that there is a selves and that being dif­ when the Maori buy the of the institute But there is no law of dingly. and the Courts (the people desire to see this happen. ferent is good. THC Hotel in the north, are Maori, accc defence of property. We In other words, that as jury) to determine the The only reason we are be­ The message is simple, or go after half of Tele­ recent poll. enjoy general protection person cannot claim an guilt or innocence. ing held back is that we we have the living exper­ com when it has been sold The quota lc against the theft of our open cheque for the ac­ My motivation for this give those who would add ience in our old people and off, perhaps with them or create much c< personal property, but can tions which he or she used, article is that I have no to racial disharmony the we have the keenness in as individuals, we should and the ATI Sti do no harm to any person but instead must be avail­ wish to see a dual legal sys­ limelight (who care more ourselves and the invest­ join in too. Hell, what a sociation has who may threaten car, the able to have any self-de­ tem in this country. If it is about themselves as the ment is for those who fol­ mess it would be if we end­ move might jewellery or the home it­ fending activities open to true that the law is failing battle heroes) rather than low. If we wish we can try ed up understanding one qualifications gj self. Our right to self de­ question. one group of people, and those who would find the what we have seen gener­ another! What would the institute. fense is just that — the So threats of putting the wish of the greater ways. ation after generation do, papers do if we directed right to defend the self intruders “through the number is for it to reflect Last year along with a and try and force our ideas our collective energies at Loans Schen small and very privileged and beliefs onto others the problems, rather than from assault. wringer” or whatever may the desire and determina­ The review < group I travelled with an and succeed in building a at each other. While we If the self or person is not work. In the cold light tion of all New Zea­ has made ma old man who had seen community that looks to threatened then we still of forseen circumstances landers, then clearly the live in fear of talking and wide-ranging i the future with fear. Or we cannot have carte-blanche sentencing by one’s fellow legal system is failing us much. When he spoke he working together, those dations includi can, as people with differ­ who could take our assets to self-defence, but use citizens on a jury will tem­ all. could fill our heads and set up a loans < hearts with the smells of ing backgrounds, look for are free to do so. only that amount of force per the approach — as ev­ Surely the objective of departmental f< the new day with the heat the best in each other — be Take heart this is our which may be reasonably ery law students knows. good law is to be easily It would also of the morning sun on the honest in our talk, put New Zealands year, Huia, necessary to protect our I had wanted to go on understood, seen to be fair skills of Maori aside our taking offense “selves.” Despite the and wanted to make the and there to assist us in cold frost covered grass, Tuia, Tui, Huia. ATI level and w because we feel attacked, subjective words “in the point that if we are to con­ our daily lives. The old the true brave fear of a Regards facilities for th and plan a future with a circumstances as we be­ tinue to enjoy the protec­ idea that the law works battle and the sense of real P MacD Gourlie at ATI. I The review te Jdectrotechnoloj Supervisor Ma? STANDARD ■made up of cor Irisors from tl ADULT FARES Going Green me institute anc OVER $20.00 ■director Davie A d d would not The Green Party's two fundamental principles are: Care for the earth lio Craccum. and care for human beings. From these basic principles all other poli­ cies are developed. ■ATI Second One of th As many of you realise, ronmental policies to their am’s observati planet Earth is coming un­ existing policies. The l-page docum der severe strain from over Green Party believes that some parents vi exploitation, pollution economic and second rate from industry and other environmental policies institution. environmental abuses. 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4 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 Minority Quotas at ATI? BY MAX CHAPPLE A quota system reserving places on courses for minority groups like Maori and Pacific Islanders could be adopted by the Auckland ATI as second rate and it Institute of Technology. is preferable to send their children to university if they are bright enough. A committee reviewing actually lead to the under­ where experienced turors The report also says many barriers to entry at the in­ mining of the value of the were hard to find or where parents discourage their stitute has asked ATI to qualification.” clinical experience oppor­ children from ATI, not hold a percentage of Wellington’s Central In­ tunities were limited. seeing ATI as value for places aside for groups stitute of Technology has money. nderrepresented among introduced a quota system Dr Hinchcliff suggested Williams said this had students. specifying minimum num­ the open access policy was been a long-standing per­ e see as working An example given in its bers of men, women and not sufficient by itself. ception and it would take try that can give report would reserve 10% Maori and Pacific Island “We also have to mar­ years to eliminate. thy and strong of places for Maori stu­ students. And 10% of ket our courses more ef­ “Always in the past dents who met the mini­ teacher trainees in New fectively and perhaps see universities have had a of getting upset mum criteria. Just 3.2% Zealand are required to be about putting pre-entry high status and high pro­ Maori buy the of the institute’s students Maori or Pacific Islanders. courses up. These moves file in the community. el in the north, are Maori, according to a are all expensive, but we Their qualifications have 2r half of Tele- recent poll. Last Resort are committed to improv­ been seen to be more re­ A 77 Director, Dr John Hinchcliff i it has been sold The quota looks set to ing the numbers of stu­ cognised when it comes to ips with them or Williams said he sup­ create much controversy ported a comprehensive dents here that are Maori.” getting a job ... in other The report also recom­ * ATI should not deliber­ uals, we should and the ATI Students As­ programme of affirmative words if you’ve got a uni­ mended installing extra ately run hobby type 0. Hell, what a sociation has said the action including eliminat­ Maori Faculty versity qualification lifts where entry by disa­ courses for Maori people mid be if we end- move might devalue ing entry requirements and He said a proposal for you’ve got more of a bled people was inhibited, to improve its equity derstanding one qualifications given by the setting up outreach pro­ a separate Maori Studies chance of getting more of increasing its marketing statistics unless the courses What would the institute. grammes, bridging a job.” work and redirecting re­ offered skills useful to ) if we directed Faculty at ATI had been courses, open days for sources from courses “no employment. :tive energies at approved in principle by Loans Scheme underrepresented groups Old Fashioned longer considered ap­ * ATI should fund Link, ;ms, rather than the academic board and The review committee and ensuring selection Williams also said ATI’s propriate” to those more Bridging, and Access >ther. While we the council. The faculty has made many other panels included Maori, would be up and running buildings give the impres­ in demand by industry. courses to raise the skills ir of talking and wide-ranging recommen­ Pacific Islanders, women, for next year and would sion that it was old fash­ of Maori to a level that en­ together, those dations including one to men and disabled people. initially be housed in yet- ioned while university Comments ables them to enter and i take our assets set up a loans scheme for He recommended a sim- succeed in mainstream o do so. to-be-decided off-campus buildings, facilities, equip­ The team also made a departmental fees at ATI. iliar programme to ATI courses. ieart this is our space. ment and teaching staff number of comments It would also raise the two years ago saying a were better funded. * ATI should consider ands year, Huia, Dr Hinchcliff did not about barriers to Maori skills of Maori people to quota system should only comment on the commit­ Williams said that with spending more money on 1, Huia. students, but has not made ATI level and wants better be introduced after a year tee’s fees loans scheme re­ pending degree status for formal recommendations. reaching prospective Regards facilities for the disabled if there was no significant commendation, saying he some polytechnic courses It said recommendations Maori students and con­ ? M a c D Gourlie at ATI. increase in the numbers of would need to see how it this perception would go, on the issue should come tinue to ensure ATI stu­ The review team, led by students from groups like would work. Commenting but it would probably take from the Maori Studies dent selection panels were tlectrotechnology course women, Maori, Pacific Is­ on financial impact of all five or ten years before Faculty when it was estab­ culturally sensitive to mpervisor Max Reid, is landers and disabled peo­ the recommendations, Dr they were on equal footing lished. Maori applicants, their made up of course super­ ple enrolling in main­ Hinchcliff said that they with universities. The team said: customs and responses. visors from throughout stream courses. could take the whole of n institute and associate ATI’s budget to im­ irector David Brook. Realistic plement. ;eid would not comment i fo r th e earth ATI director John D Craccum. Hinchcliff told Craccum Loans Unworkable all other poli- the quota issue had been ATISA’s Gary Williams ATI Second Rate discussed at length and the said he did not see the One of the review institute had a commit­ loans idea as workable. He d policies to their team’s observation s in the ment to increasing oppor­ said ATI did not have the policies. The 31-page document is that tunities for underrepre­ capital to loan the money irty believes that some parents view ATI as sented groups. itself, so it would have to ic and second rate learning He said the ideal to aim have the help of a major nental policies institution. for was for the student roll financial institution. Also )t be separate but The team’s recommen­ to reflect the proportion of students were obviously /en together. dations have been accept­ minority groups in society against the idea. :urrent indiscri- ed in principle and ATI and the 10% figure of “What it seems to be lundering of our Director John Hinchcliff Maori students was “well proposing is going back to must change, we is to set up a working and truly realistic.” a loans scheme arrange­ ianage them on a r to look at the Dr Hinchcliff said the ment and the majority of al basis and learn report’s financial implica­ quota issue would be less students, through their gain in harmony tions. The recommenda- of a problem now the Go­ feet and through their e way nature dons would have to be vernment was promising voices, have indicated that The Green Party approved by the academ- open access to tertiary they don’t want a loans mote more effi- board and the ATI education by next year. scheme.” of energy, believ- council before implemen­ On July 16 Prime Minister The review team’s re­ nore than half of tation. Geoffrey Palmer and Edu­ port says the increase in irrently used can ATI students associa- cation Minister Phil G off fees this year has resulted Tighter monitor- ion manager Gary Wil­ said the policy would in a reduction of students on-renewable re- iams said the quota mean a growth of 10% and higher stresses for stu­ is important, ystem proposal would be next year. The full year dents, thought to be vith a move away icry controversial. cost was likely to be about caused by financial woes. ite fossil fuels to 100 million, they said. e energy cources Opposition Grants olar energy, wind j He said the general Interesting The report simply re­ id wave power. Uception was that if in- Dr Hinchcliff: “If a per­ commends “That ATI ini­ nderlying theme,Tuitions had quota sys- son meets the standards tiate or seek to initiate, a jreen Party phil- s they were doing it at we should be able to take system of (departmental) ; a blend of sound expense of the princi- them into the majority of fees assistance to enable sense and human- of entry on merit and our courses. And it’ll be students to receive a grant eals, designed for ,yill. interesting because then and repay the loan over a needs of people, “I’m sure it will meet we can see how many are period of years.” ian the consumer with a lot of opposition prepared to enter the Looking at perception d plastic world we «cause it would be seen as course.” barriers to ATI, the report gly find ourselves awering both the status There might be some says some parents and in ndthe entry requirements limitations on courses that particular Maori and Paci­ S ea n Jenner af the course and it could were equipment expensive, fic Island parents, percieve

Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 5 ■A*

It w a s a sinister clo shadows ai If you are aged between 20 and 25 some s m a ll da night yoi and m a y b e these g u y s and want to drink at the pub, said th e y h trench-coat

I guess I sho you’re going to need one of these. In my busines all kinda pleas I could feel th was different that I ’m afra chances — tha ness — but hel pie of novices the cocktail see land - well | I’d sharpened and bought pad, just in c I met up m Cin Cin on notorious spe for the sport M bashing. You ( g ) derage sports] and ... well nc As I walked door, I know Andrew. Carman. something wr< Name been told to lo guys in long cc .1 2 t 1.1 r.67...... the bar, but in Date of Birth a waitress di around the ba< them trying tc tature chalant while squizzing the that they wants just that the m insisted that were served dr amazed. Seem rule wasn’t « tveryone tho some busines suits were stan bar when I a were still ther left. One loo In the face of steep fines, pubs and taverns cannot afford trained eye cor weren’t eating to serve underage drinkers. If you can’t prove you are legally entitled to drink, you won’t be served.

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6 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 The Boys from the PUB-LICK Brown Stuff It was a helluva night. Only half six and already the city wore the sinister cloak of night. Street lights lit the puddles with weird shadows and behind every downtown window you could just feel I some small-time villain at work on their latest scam. It was the kin- da night you just want to stay at home with a good bottle of scotch and maybe a pizza or two. But hey, a person's gotta live, so when these guys calling themselves the 'E-team' phoned the office and said they had a little work for me, I just bit the bullet, pulled on my trench-coat and hat and headed o ff downtown.

I guess I should explain. The E-team had been ing like a common enemy In my business you hear waiting for me. It was to bring people together, all kinda pleas for help but quite a while before the which is probably why we I could feel that this one waiter took our order and were all starting to loosen longer before the cocktails up by the time we left Cin was different; risky. Not Cheers — Another bar, another day that I’m afraid to take arrived, so I had a good C in. Hey, I was almost chances — that’s my busi­ chance to size the guys up. beginning to like the have an Elvis Presley fix­ keep the crime rate down We spent a while there, ness - but helping a cou­ They seemed ok — for the E-team. ation? Were they crazy than some boys in blue just sipping coffee and en­ ple of novices check out type. They were obvious­ Our next stop was 5 un­ about pre-historic Egypt? cruising the street. joying some good the cocktail scene in Auck­ ly new to the business, had der 5 and my comfort lev­ Or had those clandestine It was time to move and after-dinner spirits. The land — well let’s just say got a bit enthusiastic and el rose even further. This visits to the Public Library this time we headed to music was mellow and by I’d sharpened my pencil started early — at Cheers, was the kinda place every art section paid off? M etropole. this time the guys and I and bought a new note but that could be another working person dreams The oversized window were getting along fine. I pad, just in case. column. of. Not only were we wel­ frame rakishly mounted began to think my earlier I met up with them at The drinks were plea­ comed in to a comfy on the street-front wall Not a bad move really. forboding was just Cin Cin on Quay — a sant enough, but not spec­ lounge to enjoy our should have tipped me off. This establishment, like paranoia. notorious spot, famous tacular and when I made drinks, but the service was M em phis is very Auckland Cin Cin and M em phis had for the sport of patron it plain to the bimbo wait­ so courteous and efficient 1990 chic. Lots of terra­ courted the mainstream Despite the pleasure of bashing. You get this un­ er we didn’t want to eat we you could be forgiven for cotta, tiled floors and critics and relaxed back good company and fine derage sportsperson see, were told curtly to drink thinking the staff actually funky music. It was fairly into normality. And if this wines, our evening was and ... well never mind. up and leave. liked people. busy for a Tuesday night was normal, it wasn’t bad. coming to a close. We’d As I walked through the And if that wasn’t bi­ 5 under 5 is a brasseriewith patrons sitting carried out a difficult task door, I know there was zarre enough we’d been in­ with a small mezzanine around smallish blue ta­ As we walked in, look­ and the strain was begin­ something wrong. I had vited to haggle for a ‘spare’ lounge and bar. The de­ bles or lounging at the bar. ing like a bunch of frozen ning to show. One more been told to look for two cocktail they’d made in er­ cor’s a mixture of simple We were shown to a table geraniums, there was si­ port of call and our mis­ guys in long coats sitting in ror. Offered this for half modern and almost co­ by the slanting window lence in the bar. The cou­ sion would be over. With [he bar, but instead found price, the E-team joking­ lonial drawing room, chic. and given menus and ple of remaining patrons tired limbs we were back I a waitress directing me ly made a counter offer. Our drinks were great — cocktails lists. Both looked turned and looked our on the cold silent street around the back. I found The waiter almost took it and reasonably priced. interesting. Kinda what’s way before the waiter has­ and heading for R am ses. them trying to look non­ seriously and I was begin­ The place had a kind of come to be expected by the tily showed us to a table by This was to be the final chalant while quizzically ning to wonder what feeling that drew me back local glitterati — but well the window. Before me the denouement. As we head­ squizzing the menu. Not they’d try to auction off later in the week to try the made, good tasting and street glistened with the ed for this bar, I could feel [hat they wanted to eat — next. Call me old fas­ food. Let me tell you, served with a bit of style. lights of passing cars. the E-team tensing up. just that the maitre’d had hioned but I believe good apart from the herb bread The menu was small, so There was something they insisted that only diners service and a bit of respect missing some herbs, this was the wine list, but they M etro p o le has a bit of a hadn’t told me. We arrived were served drinks. I was for patrons is more im­ was a joint I could get to had something to appease, reputation for good and to my trained eye the amazed. Seems that the portant than black lac­ like calling home. if not satisfy, everyone. appealing food, and while joint looked pretty closed. rule wasn’t applied to quered chairs and a view But enough about me, By the time we had tried we didn’t try it, the menu I was right. We were hard­ everyone though, ’cos of the Devonport ferry. ... on to M em phis. a couple of different cock­ looked interesting. Drinks ly in the door when the some business types in Maybe a bad experience I’d been curious about tails each; eaten and drunk were reasonably priced hostess intercepted us and suits were standing in the with a non-dining patron this place for a while. In some pretty good coffee, and maybe ’cos it was told us — nicely — they’d bar when I arrived and had soured this waterfront my business, survival is all street life was slowing nearly empty, the service stopped serving for the were still there when we haven for the Saab set, but about watching, listening down, as the punters head­ was prompt. We settled in night. I made a mental left. One look and my Cin Cin was definitely off- and trusting your hunches. ed home for a little com­ with coffee, ports and a note to suggest the hostess trained eye could tell they quay that night. And I couldn’t figure this fort. The chill air was good “sticky” wine to sam­ from Cin Cin take lessons weren’t eating. They says there’s noth­ place out. Did the owners probably doing more to ple the ambience. from this woman.

Well it was back on the C i n C i n ______M e t r o p o l e ______street and something was wrong. The E-team were shuffling and looking at d B m d D u itn S S tk each other. “Ok guys,” I — j-jpY -\jL( Potentially crammed said, “What’s the guts?” My hand slipped into my pocket looking for the se­ !• if# P Friendly and efficent curity of a sharp stabilo HB. “Well it’s like this Har­ Value spirits low,” the big one said. “We weren’t exactly honest with you about this.” My heart raced. I’d trusted these guys. “We want you to actu­ 5 u n d e r 5 M e m p h i s ally write the review,” said the smaller one. “Be like a mystery reviewer.” His voice trailed. Oh for better toilets “We know about that story in Metro,” said the big one. “You wouldn’t like us to tell your mother about that now would you?” Blackmail. I should All you need have known. But what could I do? So to the E-team. THANKS GUYS. Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 7 COMME Chile at Gunpoint FROM 7 Chile has a new government, but students and the rest of the popu­ lation appear no closer to democracy than under the Pinochet dic­ tatorship. A member of the Auckland Chilean Exile Committee This wee! discusses the woes of a country still at gunpoint.... ous issue af To a lot of us Chile is a at best expelled and could health; provided creches in I'm referring long, narrow, distant and not continue his/her stu­ every industry, office and and sports foreign country. But like dies anywhere else in the university so women could Australia, it is our neigh­ country. work, study and better Dirty, dii bour — there is only water themselves; gave land to Clarke has la dividing both countries, Against Odds peasants; returned land to own crusade t and the population in each But more commonly, the Mapuches (Chilean in­ a large percer is very much European in these students were arrest­ digenous people) and available spor culture, values and ed, tortured, violated and brought economic, social sport. Whilst t outlook. too many of them “disap­ and cultural improve­ ship does Students in Chile have peared” at the hands of the ments for Chile and its population a> suffered greatly under secret police or death people. available prod Pinochet’s fascist regime squads carrying out ly persuades y and still do under Alwyn’s state-sponsored terrorism. Oppression countries which “threa­ Gave Lives tionals, the US Govern­ and buy a pad new “militarily protected Against these odds, stu­ All this ended on Sep­ tened” the increasing pow­ Unfortunately, many ment and others like them. sticks. Banninj democracy.” This has been dents have been one of the tember 11, 1973, when er hold that the US and the thousands of brave people This means that the peo­ ness of a pi due to military interven­ main driving forces in the multi-national corpora­ trans-nationals had and — fathers, mothers, bro­ ple’s movement will conti­ inhibits one: tion in high schools, tech­ people’s movement against tions, the US Govern­ still have, over the Third thers and sisters, friends nue to struggle to bring to 1' choose. Her nical institutes and Pinochet’s fascist dictator­ ment, the CIA and local World. — at this moment can’t be trial those responsible for probably dc universities since 1973. ship within their own cam­ financial monopolies put a free to enjoy life because the crimes against human­ reduce the ; puses and in the streets. stop to Chile’s freedom they were tortured, raped ity and to bring democracy smokers, but Liberal by, through the army, kill­ and killed in the last 16 back to Chile. tainly damage Movement These interventions have Allende ing over 30,000 people and years. They gave their lives The people always re­ bodies and leai meant all subjects and The Chilean people torturing and imprisoning After 1973 Chile be­ for freedom, for the right member who its friends cellation of mi courses have been censor­ were allowed to vote for a tens of thousands more. came a paradise for free to live in peace, for the and enemies are. The events. That ed by the military auth­ “new Government” on De­ Torture, rape and kill­ market policies and right to live in their own Trans-nationals, who have SuperCoach’s orities to get rid , of cember 14 last year, for ing of innocent people be­ trans-nationals which country and for the right taken advantage of the an absolute < “unnecessary liberal the first time since 1970 came a state policy in benefitted from a deregu­ of self determinaton. situation and the people her outfit ceri thoughts and ideas.” Tu­ when Dr Salvador Al­ order to suppress and des­ lated labour market, the These “campaneros” since 1973 by taking bil­ be getting m> tors, teachers, principles lende, from the Chilean troy any, mass organisa­ selling of state assets for gave it all because of their lions of dollars out of the election time. and administrators have Socialist Party, was freely tions and/or actions which virtually nothing and the love for their brothers and country while providing Now that I been politically appointed elected to power. called for freedom and the complete repression of the sisters and for the future miserable working condi­ off my chest to accomplish this. President Allende’s Go­ respect of human rights. people by the armed generations that will come tions, will be the first to about some o This type of repression vernment implemented so­ Chile’s new popular Go­ forces, secret police and and remember the sacri­ know when “their” go­ sport that’s be effectively stopped all cial and economic laws vernment, in power from death squads. fice that should never have vernment falls. around the p freedoms of speech, which created a better 1970 to 1973, had to be Through the last 16 happened. Those Ockers thought and action. Any distribution of the coun­ stopped. It had created a years the people’s move­ Alwyn has said that all Polarisation showing their student who spoke or act­ try’s wealth and income; “bad example” of self ment grew in force and crimes against humanity The future for Chile is pie wares agai ed against the system was offered free education and determination to other organisation. The finan­ and all the culprits will not difficult — if the new re­ a scratchy wir cial monopolies, afraid be investigated nor gime does not resolve the Hannam Shie that the movement was brought to justice. The human rights, political pri­ and then wer gathering, momentum — new regime says Chile has soner and economic issues which could have meant had too much crimes and and if it continues in the Pinochet losing power to let the country start same political and eco­ the people — forced the afresh. But isn’t this one nomic direction the situa­ puppet regime of Pinochet sided when all these crimes tion in Chile will polarise /AU! to have a plebiscite (re­ against humanity have more until the only way Craccum Ec ferendum) in 1988 to pave been committed by the out will not be a peaceful the way for presidential fascist armed forces who transition. Unfortunately, Alison C o m e r .. Jo M a c k a y ------elections in December were, and still are in it is certain tha Alwyn’s re­ 1989. No Confidence. power? gime will keep going in the No Vote...... same direction. Disappeared This government jailed Treasurer More of Same These Nazis must be a newspaper editor with­ Kevin L o w th e r tried by properly appoint­ out reason after his news­ Alistair Shaw This ploy allowed the fi­ Ivan K ir k ------ed courts and pay for their paper published the first nancial monopolies to No Confidence change one puppet for a- crimes, just like was done list of 900 names of secret No V o te ...... nother, Pinochet’s right at the end of World War police officers. If this is wing military regime for a II. democracy, I’d hate to see Clubs & Soc “militarily protected de­ Are we ever going to what a dictatorship would Brendan M c L a mocracy.” This would al­ find out what happened to be like. Alan N e w m a n. low an unjust and corrupt “disappeared” families? Nick Pullar ... system to contine exploit­ What about our fathers — Campaign No Confidence ing the country’s resources who is going to replace Throughout August No V o te ...... them and make up for the and people, but this time there will be a petition Cultural Affc it would have a loss and suffering caused? campaign to free all polit­ These questions and many Nicole Humphi “democratic” face. ical prisoners in Chile. No Confidence If there is democracy in more have not been an­ You can sign this at the No V o te ...... Chile, why are there swered — will there ever ATI students association prisoners in jails? Why has be an answer to our plight, office or the AUSA office Environment the Chilean Red Cross our sorrow? and if you want to know John S m it /J o e stopped supplying food The new regime does more and/or help with the Oort...... and medicine to the polit­ not intend to provide campaign please write to Scott N eilso n ical prisoners? Why is it employment, better social The Committee, PO Box Robert S to rey that ex-political prisoners laws and justice to the 23514, Papatoetoe. No Confidence No V o te ...... have to report weekly, as Chilean people. That is The people of Chile not the reason for it being criminals, to the secret appreciate and thank you Internationa there. for your concern and police? Francisca d a G Why do these people solidarity. They know how Michael-Garnei still suffer discrimination Remember much you care and will Jennifer M a rs h and humiliation when it is This new “militarily continue to support them Jonathon Pow< these people that have protected democracy” has in the struggle for No Confidence been struggling against the already decided who it will democracy and human No V o te ...... system all these years? favour; the trans-na­ rights.

8 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 ■ FUTON VERSATILITY 9 FROM TH IS. . . The “SAMURAI CONVERTIBLE” couch-to- < This week I'm gonna start my column by having a look at a seri­ bed is another design ous issue affecting several sports throughout New Zealand. The one that is practical and I'm referring to, of course, is that of Tobacco sponsorship of sports functional. and sports events. Lower the support at the Dirty, dirty Helen lucky to get home against much of an achievement in back of the divan and it Clarke has launched her a fired up Otago side. a side already named the easily converts ... own crusade to take away Those Southern boys cer­ ‘woeful Wallabies.’ a large percentage of the tainly looked good and I Well it was good to see available sponsorship for was hoping they could pull those Equestrian jokers sport. Whilst this sponsor­ off a win. Brewer and (and jokeresses) bring ship does make the Henderson played good home the gold at the ...T O THIS population aware of an games and still looked to World 3-day champs. A double size FUTON available product, it hard­ have it over the Aussie Good on young Blyth Tait bed. Ideal for overnight ly persuades you to go out Loosies. Young Johnny for winning the individu­ guests. The cotton he US Govern- and buy a packet of cancer Timu also played a good al gold, and good on the covered FUTON mattress others like them, sticks. Banning this aware­ game and he really is keep­ rest of the team for pullin’ is comfortably filled with ing the pressure to per­ it altogether for the team ns that the peo- ness of a product also either cotton or cotton/ ement will conti- inhibits ones right to form on JK. But one gold. It’s certainly good to uggle to bring to I choose. Her action will player in that Otago pack see such depth in the sport wool mix. The Filipino ; responsible for probably do little to that you couldn’t help but — we didn’t have to rely Mahogany slats adjust to 5 against human- reduce the amount of notice is big Steve Hotten. on Mark Todd. Even any weight. bring democracy smokers, but it will cer­ He’s not the most subtle though the SuperCoach Hhile. tainly damage many sports player around but he cer­ doesn’t know a hell of a lot :ople always re- bodies and lead to the can­ tainly is effective. He’s a about horses, it was still who its friends cellation of many sporting big, strong, robust player, good to see. AVAILABLE AT mies are. The events. That woman, in who always has good body Well it does look as ionals, who have SuperCoach’s opinion is position. And as Sarah of though I may have to put [vantage of the an absolute drongo and Whitaker PI says, “A good the kiss of death on the and the people her outfit certainly won’t body position is essential Manly Sea Eagles, as they 3 by taking bil- be getting my vote come for those long drives.” suffered another heavy lollars out of the election time. The Aussies did win loss at the weekend. w r g ê g » while providing Now that I’ve got that however and all credit to However Graham Lowe RESIWOOD BEDS : working condi- off my chest I can talk them for that. It might still has time to turn them 200 VICTORIA STREET WEST AUCKLAND 11 be the first to about some of the actual boost their performance in around before the end of hen “their” go- sport that’s been going on the second test a bit, which the season, he’ll just have PH: 303-0262 falls. around the place lately. will have been played to get a wriggle on. Those Ockers have been when ya’s read this. That Well that’s all until next ition showing their not so am­ joker Ofahengaue is cer­ term from me, so until ture for Chile is ple wares again. They had tainly looking a good play­ then remember, “This was AU Student Athletes — if the new re- a scratchy win against the er anyway, and must be not just one man’s view, it s not resolve the Hannam Shield Districts, the find of the tour. Still is the view of the Su­ ?hts, political pri- and then were extremely that’s maybe not that perCoach.” l economic issues at World Champs continues in the Watching the All Blacks whipping the Aussies again getting a bit boring for you? litical and eco- Not interested in how many tear gas canisters will be used during the league tour rection the situa- to PNG? Seeing Kiwis winning both the individual and team glods at the World hile will polarise AUSA Election R esults til the only way Three Day Eventing Champs not giving you a buzz? How about some world class Craccum Editor Media Officer lot be a peaceful sports people you can relate to? Then how about this? t. Unfortunately, Alison Comer...... 344 Karen Ball...... 656 Jo Mackay...... 984 Jarrod Bennett/Ross McLeod...... 409 Three Auckland Uni­ can improve slightly on Taylor. Cameron was very in tha Alwyn’s re­ No Confidence...... Ill No Confidence...... 138 versity students are among her best time could make unfortunate to miss the keep going in the No Vote...... 189 No Vote...... 330 the New Zealand team of the final against some Games this year as he was ection. 13 at the World Junior strong Eastern European injured shortly after qua­ Ireasurer National Affairs Officer Dvernment jailed competition. Anna runs lifying in the 200m early in Kevin Lowther...... 468 Simon Cross...... 141 Athletic Championships iper editor with- which start on Tuesday for the North Shore Bays 1989 and unable to recover n after his news- Alistair Shaw ...... 546 Barry Kirker...... 193 Ivan Kirk...... 4 Vangelis Vitalis...... 1015 7th August. Your fellow club and is studying in time. His qualifying iblished the first No Confidence...... 153 No Confidence...... 5l victims of the traitorous BA/LLB. time was a new National 3 names of secret No Vote...... 329 No Vote...... 166 Labour Government’s fees Toni Hodgkinson is ori­ under-18 record of 21.16 ficers. If this is increase are Anna ginally from Takaka in seconds and moved him :y, I’d hate to see Clubs & Societies Rep. Overseas Students Officer Shattky, Toni Hodgkin- Nelson and is the New up to third on the New ctatorship would Brendan McLachlan...... 396 Moses Faleolo...... 790 son and Cameron Taylor. Zealand Junior record Zealand all-time ranking Alan Newman...... 338 No Confidence...... 262 For Anna and Toni this is holder for the 800m (2m list. At his best Cameron Nick Pullar...... 289 No Vote...... 497 their second major meet­ 04.31s). At the Auckland might well have made the ign No Confidence...... 129 Sports Officer ing of the year as both Commonwealth Games semi-finals at Auckland No Vote...... 383 ghout August Darren Kearney/Andrew Wickers...... 1051 represented New Zealand Toni made the final in this and could do better than 11 be a petition Cultural Affairs O fficer No Confidence ...... 208 at the Commonwealth event where she faced that at the World Champs. i to free all polit- Nicole Humphries...... 681 No Vote...... 268 Games. ' some very experienced Just think, while the rest oners in Chile, competitors all of whom of you are working hard No Confidence...... 444 SRC Chairperson sign this at the No Vote...... 372 Anna Shattky is the cur­ were at least 3 years her on those assignments, just ients association Robert Bennett...... 424 rent New Zealand 400m senior. The final was very remember that on the Angus Ogilvie ...... 504 the AUSA office Environmental Affairs O fficer hurdles champ and holds other side of the world 3 No Confidence...... 263 fast with the first 3 all >u want to know John Smit/Joe B abich...... 332 No Vote...... 318 the NZ junior record of breaking the Games re­ of your fellow students are l/or help with the Oort...... 311 59.30s in that event. In her cord and the first 5 run­ competing against the i please write to Scott Neilson ...... 321 Welfare Officer heat at the games earlier ning faster than the NZ world’s best and they have imittee, PO Box Robert Storey...... 70 Paul P’au...... 307 this year Anna unfortu­ Senior record. Toni is well to do those assignments apatoetoe. No Confidence...... 179 Greg Solomon ...... 521 nately hit the second hur­ placed in the junior rank­ too! So if you recognise No Vote...... -— ...... 300 >eople of Chile Paul Stanley...... 166 dle which nearly caused ings for the 800m this year any of these names as te and thank you No Confidence...... 135 International Affairs O fficer No Vote...... 380 her to fall but she con­ and with the experience of belonging to someone in r concern and Francisca da Gama/Victoria Logan-----437 tinued on to finish the race the Games behind her your class who you haven’t r. They know how Michael-Garnet H olt...... 407 Women's Rights Officer in a time few other NZ should make the final and seen for a while, now you >u care and will Jennifer Marshall...... 268 Tonya Greenaway/Catriona Gordon .. .577 women bettered last sea­ could be amongst the me­ know where they’ve got to. to support them Jonathon P ow ell...... 138 Joanne McIntyre...... 455 son. This is the second dal contenders. I’m sure they’ll appreciate struggle for No Confidence...... 72 No Confidence...... 238 time Anna has been to The third Aucklander at it if you lend them your cy and human No Vote...... 213 No Vote...... 276 these champs and if she the Champs is Cameron notes when they get back.

Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 9 TELEVISION WITH TRAVIS BRICKLE

The new series of Shark in the Park has won unanimous critical praise and is indeed a highly enjoyable piece of local drama (lucky really, as it's also our only piece of local dra­ ma). But is it an accurate portrayal of police life in New Zealand? To find out I made a visit to the Takapuna police station.

“Shark in the P ark! No, However in this case nec­ never seen it, sorry,” says essity has been the mother the desk sergeant, glancing of some durable stereo­ at my student attire in a types as SITP makes up manner which makes me for what it lacks in car thankful I was tactful chases and choreographed enough to leave my “L ife ’s fight scenes with superior a Riot in Dunedin” tee characterisation and cha­ shirt at home. He tries to racter interaction. locate someone who has, The conflict between the but candidates are thin on red tape-cutting station the ground. Perhaps after head Inspector Finn and all those repeated screen­ his by-the-book deputy In­ ings of that highly success­ spector Englebretson is ful thin-blue-line-with-a- hardly original yet still heart-of-gold 90 second somehow manages to ad, by turns glossy and work — a credit to the act­ graphic, police beings sim­ ing skills of Jeffrey Tho­ ply assume (correctly) that mas and Grant Tilly fictional coverage will be respectively, I guess. Finn favourable as well. and Englebretson’s competitive relationship is Filming is brought temporarily to a halt on Shark in the Park as Jeffrey “I think it’s pretty realis­ offset nicely by the com- Thomas (Inspector Finn) in momentarily struck by a fit of post-exertion tic ,” offers one p o­ araderie displayed between licewoman. the paternal Detective Bar­ psychosis. You don’t think it’s a lit­ ker and the newly pro­ tle over-idealised? moted Detective Jacko COMING Begins mid-August. The Bourne Identity in the copious Bourn “N o.” (Beryl Te Wiata). DISTRACTIONS (Sun, Mon, Aug, Iden tity press kit — a pret­ Are you as competitive But elsewhere the 12&13, TV2) ty sure sign it got dumped 1990: The Issues with one another as the stereotypes are laid on just Perigo (Mon, 9.40, TV1) Major league mini series on in most publications. police officers Shark in the a bit too thickly. Darren Lindsay Perigo, who (Tues, TV3) based on the Robert Lud- P ark portrays? Young’s wide eyed new­ has apparently been com­ Another timely series. lum novel of the same Twin Peaks (Yet to be “Generally, yeah.” comer character and Ro­ plaining that the revamped McPhail and Gadsby re­ name, no doubt receiving scheduled) Further probing reveals bert Pollock’s resident One Network News at Ten turn with their first sketch the heavy duty hype treat­ Anyone who caught the a disappointing lack of prankster “Dingo” (the has been neglecting his ta­ based political satire show ment from TVNZ by the pilot to the avant garde sa­ any amusing anecdotes plethora of awkward nick­ lent for interviewing, is to since defecting from time you read this. The ga of murder and intrigue about senior officers keep­ ■jj typically far fetched plot in a small town America ing a photo of Inspector involves Jason Bourne when it screened at the Finn on their desks for (Richard Chamberlain) Film Festival should be inspiration or juniors try­ being washed a shore on a delighted to know that ing to grow Nathan Lees- Mediterranean beach with TV3 have brought the NZ style moustaches. complete amnesia. The rights to it and will pro­ However overall I glean handsome Bourne is nu- gramme it early next year. three facts from my visit: tured back to health by a Written and directed by 1) Real police officers look certain Doctor Washburn David (Blue Velvet) just like their fictional (Denholm Elliot) and is Lynch, Twin Peaks caused counterparts on SITP. guided back to his sizable a sensation when it first 2) Few of them watch Swiss bank account by aired in the US last April, SITP or talk about it sexy economist Marie St receiving gushing reviews around the station. Jacques (Jaclyn Smith) and amazing ratings. This 3) Even fewer of them are but is unable to discover is somewhat of a minor budding TV critics. The anything about his past miracle as Twin Peaks couple that are have a fair identity or why a small combines genuinely eerie way to go (lousy quotes army of terrorists are try­ film noir techniques with I’m afraid guys). ing to assasinate him. The the sickest sense of dead­ The series of SITP drew mandatory exotic loca­ pan black humour this praise from all quarters tions include London, side of H eathers — seem­ and peaked at a formida­ Paris and Zurich. TVNZ ingly uncommerical mix. ble 21 percent in the rat­ has accidentally on pur­ A troubled programme for ings. The second series, pose forgotten to include troubled times you could currently screening on Fri­ Bourne to run: Richard Chamberlain and Jaclyn Smith know the overseas critics’ reactions say. day nights on TV 1 is win­ importance of taking time out to relax, even when being persued by ning similiar accolades for TVNZ and its independent international terrorists in The Bourne Identity. N ostalgia Corner co-producers, the Gibson names seems to spring get his own weekly half TVNZ. The format recalls Group. And deservedly from somewhere in the fif­ hour current affairs show. that of the classic A W eek so: SITP is solid, straight ties) are probably the Timely too — the upcom­ o f It, with the aim being Pictured left: Barry ahead drama. With its worst offenders in this de­ ing election should give the for maximum topicality by Crump at 18 — author, modest two storylines per partment. Russell Smith, sometimes smug but al­ recording shows just two adventurer and bush- show (compared to a- though, lumbered with the ways sharp witted Perigo days before they screen. man. Pictured below: round four or five in The heaviest stereotype of all ample opportunity to flex Comments co-scriptwriter Barry Crump today - B ill, to make an obvious — that of the renegade his journalistic skills. Air- AK Grant: “One thing we er... still an author, ad­ comparison) SITP doesn’t cop who thinks with his brushed presenter-cum- are going to do is have a v e n tu re r an d bushman, aim high on the action fists — hams it up to bril­ gameshow host John live telephone con­ a c tu a lly . front — but it always hits liant effect in a perfor­ Hawkesby will take over versation to a viewer to Next Wee/r/Dougal the target. mance that only those of Perigo’s news reading test his or her opinion. It’ll S tevenson — The Early The uncluttered plots us who remember his Play­ duties, although Perigo be the world’s first poll Y e a r s . are of course largely a nec- school appearances can ful­ himself will continue to with a hundred percent Magic Kiwis, Fridays on cessity given SITP’s rela­ ly appreciate. Great stuff. appear on News at Tenin margin for era.” Begins O n e . tively low budget. an interviewing capacity. August 14.

10 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 scared to take a risk with Auckland University and Campus Radio “Our main market is students and when the unknowns. And they’re BFM in particular have long been seen as giv­ band plays here they must only unknowns because ing local original music a chance. But ATI is get some coverage. People radio stations refuse to now stepping in the same direction with won’t remember a covers play them. regular original band appearances at the Kiwi band unless they do an “Until people in New II, the ATI Students Association Club bar. excellent cover, that Zealand start listening to sounds exactly like the Kiwi bands the music in­ By MAX CHAPPLE original. But when you dustry itself is stagnant. Music buff and Kiwi II Dean says covers “all hear an original band you The people who run radio manager Phil Dean told sound the same” and he find yourself in a position stations, apart from BFM Craccum the bar decided wants to give local musi­ where you’re listening to which is doing a great job, to have regular original cians with new ideas ex­ the words, you’re listening are scared to run original music nights because of posure. to the words because you music because they might the number of good local “You hear one band don’t recognise it.” lose their demographics.” bands around. playing Eagle Rock, “People in New Zealand you’ve heard every band Market The Card think that original music is play Eagle Rock ... a lot of “Students know what Owners of BFM B cards all ‘alternative’ and it’s got places seem to stick to they like and if they hear have been made affiliate ‘the Dunedin sound’ and what makes them the most something that they do members of the ATISA of course that’s not strict­ money and they make the like then they might go out Social Club — a move ly true. New Zealand has most money when they and buy a single, or buy an Dean says is apt. a whole diversity of mus­ can get the place packed album or a tape. Then of “People who buy a B ic; you can find New Zea­ by playing American mus­ course it pushes New Zea­ card want to hear original land equivalents to all ic or British music. And land music up and impor­ music and it’s these people American music, to all it’s not even the original ted stuff down.” who are not only getting British music and to any artists doing it; it’s covers However says Dean, the exposure through the ra­ type of music. And we de­ bands that are doing music has to be good. dio station but they’re also cided ‘Why not capitalise rip-offs.” “If their lyrics are ‘Go getting a chance to see the on that?’ ” fuck your mamma’ they bands live.” BFM Beaut won’t do very well. Well, Saturdays Deans says Auckland they probably will but not Local music for the bar during August include Kiwi II started its local University is doing a great across the board.” music nights on July 28 job in the promotion of lo­ Dean hopes people rea­ Otis Mace on the 9th, 16th, 23rd and 30th. Rhy­ with Dual Purpose, the lo­ cal talent. In particular he lise there is more to life thm Cage on the 10th and cal buskers who produced cites BFM’s recent bomba- than just American music Cage of Angels on the the single “I am a Rainbow thon promotion as a and says if that happens Warrior.” Dean says Sa­ pearler. they might take a look 11th. The Melchicks and turday nights will usually “I was up there for the down Queen St at some of the Nixons will appear on the 18th. Time Illusion on feature local bands and Bombathon and it was just our great local bands. variety will be the key. like a platter of all these the 24th, State of Art and “Sure we do have alter­ original bands, which was Stagnant Michelle Burridge on the 25th and Sharkie and the native bands here. But we great stuff. It’s good to But in the old catch 22 also have other bands ... see.” Fabulous Finns on the situation, bands won’t get 31st. All performances will from the Warners (thrash) Dean is sure that by giv­ coverage because commer­ start at 7.30pm. to Rhythm Cage (pop), bo ing them exposure, local cial radio stations are we are diversifying.” bands will be encouraged. WOMENS MUSIC FESTIVAL 6-10 AUGUST Well your stars said that and writers like Chaka this was going to be your Khan, Ricky Lee-Jones lucky week and for once and Joni Mitchell. they’re right. This year Lisa has been We are beginning this playing regularly in Wel­ week with a solo perfor­ lington with people such mance by Lisa Ngawaka. as Paul Ubana Jones and Lisa has been writing and Sam Manzanza. performing her own songs for over five years. Her To catch this exciting guitar-based songs recall new talent simply turn up the sophistication of to Shadows. It won’t cost modern soul/jazz singers you a cent. Tuesday 7th, 8pm Shadows Jackie Clarke and Charlotte Yates We present for your en­ “When the Cats been joyment: “An Evening Spayed.” with Jackie Clarke and Catch this exciting per­ Charlotte Yates.” A per­ formance at Shadows. Lisa Ngawaka formance of original tunes Again it won’t cost you a from Ms Yates plus a bean. Monday 6th, 8pm Shadows peculiar selection of tunes from Ken Weill to Prince played with sensitivity and imagination where re­ quired and humour and perversity where deserved. Ballads more lush than slush, funky soul and reg­ gae and good ol rock’n’roll all promise to poke their noses in. You all know Jackie Clarke from TV ads for the electoral roll, as th^co­ host for TV2’s “Saturday Live” plus she has sung for Wellington band “Putty” and “When the Cats been Spayed.” m m i m Charlotte Yates was the songwriter and vocal force behind soul funk movers and shakers “Putty” and “Charlotte Sometimes.” She also has been part of WMP 5977 B Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 11 BUNYIPS? Spinal Unit Faces Closure In an attempt to draw positive publicity for Health cutbacks seem to be becoming one tertiary students and raise money for chari­ of the norms of today's society. The Otara dlemore. Even nurses mated at $2.9 million. The from Middlemore feel that president of TASC (Tetr- ty at the same time, Auckland University Spinal Unit may be the next victim. On the move would not be plegic Action Support Students Association is organising a Bunyip Thursday July 26, a meeting called by the beneficial to the physical Committee), Tob McIsaac race as part of Telethon. members of the Paraplegic-Disabled Associ­ and mental welfare of the says this is ‘peanuts’ in the ation took place at the Spinal Unit, to ex­ spinal patients because the context of Health Board The race, which will Queen Elizabeth II Square. press the outrage their community is feeling. mental rehabilitation and spending. To try and save j interaction with out­ also be open to participa­ The entry fee is whatever some money however two j tion from the polytech­ you wish to donate to Tel­ The spinal Unit replaced rom, a woodwork lab and patients is one of the more proposals have been for- I warded. nics, will involve students ethon and volunteer sup­ Ward 8 at Middlemore a gym facility, surely it important services the Spi­ Hospital in 1977 as a spec­ nal unit offers. The first is that all dressing up as bunyips and porters would follow the would be a step backwards ialised unit for physically to return to'the local hos­ It tries to give patients a areas, not just Auckland, making their way down runners and collect extra sense of purpose and as Queen St pursued by cash from onlookers. disabled people. It is one pital. Many of the speak­ that use the unit help to Dave Hamlin (a previous television cameras on Au­ of only two units of its ers at the meeting think so. fund it. This seems rea­ gust 11. The race is to be kind in New Zealand. As Trevor Cullen, a quad- patient) said, it “makes us sonable under a user-pays system. The price is co­ screened as part of the Tel­ the other is located in raplegic (tetraplegic) feel like somebody ... gives Publicity Christchurch, the unit ser­ us a damn good chance to ethon special on TV2 in thinks this step is “down­ vered not by the individu­ Henry said she had sent vices the whole North Is­ right criminal.” Cullen get going.” al but by the region. The the first week of Septem­ ber, which will raise notes to all university de­ land, plus our close island feels it will “not improve If the spinal unit was to other idea is that the ACC partments, clubs and money for the elderly. neighbours. It was set up or maintain support serv­ close it is not just the pa­ (which currently is one bil­ sports clubs and also wan­ to focus on rehabilitation ices” but “will more likely tients that would suffer. lion dollars in credit) reim­ ted polytechnics to be­ and to try to help patients decrease” them. Spinal pa­ Jill Phillip is the mother of burses the hospital board, Materials come involved. She said it adjust back to community tients need long hours of an out-patient and she therefore lowering the cost “A Bunyip is a fabulous was a good time for some living. It consists of two specialised treatment that emphasises the need of an for the Health Board and furry four-legged creature positive publicity for wards, the first ‘A’ ward is many feel a hospital set­ non-hospital like atmo­ hopefully keeping the unit from swamps and lagoons students. where patients are admit­ ting cannot offer them. sphere for the families open. and it’s up to the indiv­ “I think it’ll be a real ted for their (on average) Another problem is the sake. Her son returned to The Otara Spinal Unit is f idual to capture the spirit morale booster for stu­ 5 month stay. ‘C’ ward is understaffing already emi­ Middlemore (due to inter­ an essential part of the life of their own bunyip,” dents to be involved in for those who are too nent at Middlemore. Cur­ nal organ problems) and of a disabled person. It AUSA president Ella such a positive event.” acute to return to society rently they are looking at she found the facilities ‘a offers specialist services Henry. or for those with nowhere future staff cuts, five nightmare.’ Although the and care that can not pos­ Henry said she was ap­ to go. The Auckland Area occupational therapists, nursing was wonderful, sibly be duplicated in a proaching the Bank of Health Board proposal is five physiotherapists and things like parking and normal hospital ward. For New Zealand for sponsor­ that these patients be two orderly jobs are wheelchair access were a the well being and health ship so that participants transferred to Ward 22 at rumoured to be under “the chore. She feels that to of its many patients (past would probably be given Middlemore, currently a axe.” How will a hospital help with the stress of a and present), it must not materials with which to geriatric ward. already stretched to the crippled family member, a close. create their bunyip. Many of the problems limit cope with an extra facility or institution that To offer your support, She said the race would with this are immediately 60-70 spinal patients a doesn’t look like a hospi­ look out for a copy of the start at 10.30am outside obvious. Firstly with a year? A Spinal unit nurse tal is essential. “Save the Spinal Unit” pe­ the town hall and finish at specialist unit set up; in­ of five years, Peter says The proposed closure is tition, in the quad at lunch cluding wheelchair ramps he’s “greased his skates” blamed on the Spinal time this week. to all areas, a computer and will not work at Mid­ Unit’s expenditure, esti­ Angela McNoe

A very different kin d o f hum our, OTAGO U NI it m * * * ART Sfront y°u r t n o n t k * THE PENGUIN HISTORY OF NEW ZEALAND azines, Phoenix, a short LITERATURE lived but quality pub­ lication. Evans discusses Patrick Evans whole to the historical the impact of Phoenix had Published June 1990 data and social develop­ on the literary world in $24.95 ments of that time. Not chapter 4. The N e w everyone and everything is The sixties are dealt Students As: glorified and put on a ped­ with in a more personal its s e c o n d Evans has been lectur­ estal for Evans is an ac­ manner, for this was when year a t O ta ing about New Zealand lit­ complished critic and gives Evans was a student and holidays. Sti erature at Canterbury the reader his own opinion because he was present as universities University since 1970 and as to the worth of the par­ literary history developed, weekend o f knows his stuff. This work ticular writer or genre he he uses memories as evi­ the progress is complete and is discussing. dence for his various argu­ comprehensive, dealing The chronology begins ments and opinions. May Confere with our indigenous prose with the cautious products The final chapter deals the anti-fees and poetry and that neces­ of the 1890’s as the writers with that most patchy of sider o th e r i sary evil the literary and poets began to dis­ decades, the eighties. cern to s tu d e journal. tance themselves from the Shadbolt, Gee, Hulme and N ZU S A is i The time frame stre­ British conceptions (or other standards are all pre­ try’s s e v e n tches from the days of the misconceptions) on what sent but it seems strangely associations pioneers on New Zealand literature was supposed to lacking. Maori and wom­ ington w h ere literature, the young be. They were searching en writers are not present­ president w authors of the 1890’s and for a national identity and ed in as much detail as Vice P re s id e ends with the work of the though they borrowed they probably could have to carry out 1980’s. On the way it ex­ heavily from Australian been but that’s just a tion. T h is m plores, the heady days of nationalism, they eventu­ minor criticism. the 30’s and 60’s dealing ally created a foundation, Overall an excellent pro­ work, p ro vic with both the commer­ a framework from which duction. It offers a clear for the medic cially successful works and creative writers from the and concise history and at paign, a n d ri the obscure underground early 20th century would the same time a new in­ fairs of N ZU S pieces with equal en­ draw. sight into the literature of 1990 p re si thusiasm and competence. Events like the 1929 New Zealand and the de­ NZUSA is r Evans deals with each crash and ensuing depres­ tailed notes at the end of which direc decade by centering the sion of the thirties often each chapter offer quality students asi chapter around a book have a positive side to references for further pus, b u t a c ts them. The lack of money (usually famous) as being reading. All this and only body a llo w in indicative of that decade meant cheap entertain­ in a single inexpensive vo­ tion to p a rt and of that style and era of ment like reading became lume. An absolute must writing, and then expands even more popular than for all English students or voice of s tu d by including other writers ever. Everyone got invol­ anyone interested in our The Presic and books. Finally he re­ ved and 1932 saw the birth literary history. . plus th e se> lates the evidence as a of one of the literary mag­ Patrick Everton and the part- ' the F e d e r a 12 — Craccum, 6 August 1990 ire NZUSA August Conference 1990 $2.9 million. The of TASC (Tetr- i action Support se), Tob McIsaac is ‘peanuts’ in the >f Health Board . To try and save ney however two > have been for-

irst is that all t just Auckland, the unit help to This seems rea- nder a user-pays rhe price is co- by the individu- the region. The 1 is that the ACC rrently is one bil- rs in credit) reim- 2 hospital board, lowering the cost ealth Board and keeping the unit

;ara Spinal Unit is ial part of the life abled person. It oecialist services that can not pos- duplicated in a ospital ward. For being and health ny patients (past ent), it must not

er your support, for a copy of the ; Spinal Unit” pe- the quad at lunch week. Angela McNoe

mour. OTAGO UNIVERSITY STUDENTS ASSOCIATION, VENUE FOR THIS YEAR’S AUGUST CONFERENCE nzusa august conference The New Zealand University oversees the work of NZUSA bet­ Students associations usually whether as part of the Executive, Students Association will be having ween the three General Meetings choose their delegations from members of Education Action its second major meeting for the each year. The main meeting of the students who have been actively in- Groups, or as student represen- year at Otago during the August year is May Conference, held this volved in the local association tatives on university committees. holidays. Students from the seven year at Waikato. August Conference universities will meet on the is mostly a ‘housekeeping’ con­ weekend of August 25-26 to review ference where NZUSA looks after ad­ the progress made since NZUSA’s ministrative matters like elections May Conference on issues such as and budgets. However, as the cam­ the anti-fees campaign, and to con­ paign this year will have its most im­ campaign sider other issues of common con­ portant focus in the third term cern to students around the country. boycott some time will also be spent review NZUSA is a federation of the coun­ on planning for this and looking for­ try’s seven university students ward to next year’s activities and ob­ The anti user-pays campaign entered the last election that students would associations. It has an office in W ell­ jectives. its fourth year this year with not pay more for their tuition and ington where the President and Vice Between them, Vice President students facing the reality of high because of the effects the fees are President work. The President and Charlotte Denny and President Suze tuition fees for the first time. After actually having on students and stu­ Vice President are elected annually Wilson will have 16 conferences the debacle over the loans scheme dent numbers.” to carry out the work of the Federa­ under their belt at the end of the throughout last year, the Minister of Suze says that the other reason tion. This mostly involves lobbying weekend. Both say conferences are Education announced in September why the fees issue is still winnable work, providing a national contact usually quite worthwhile. “Often you that tertiary fees would rise by is because it’s a very fluid area of for the media, co-ordinating the cam ­ find you learn as much from listen­ 1000% to $1250 in 1990. The cam­ policy. “In Australia thay introduced paign, and running the day to day af­ ing to other students’ experiences paign this year will culminate in a a tuition charge much smaller than fairs of NZUSA. from different campuses as you do boycott of the third instalment in the Minister’s $1250 fee hike, and 1990 president Suze Wilson says in the formal sessions”, Charlotte September, timed to coincide with were forced to drop it after two years NZUSA is not like a head office said. the lead up to the General Election because it was massively unpopular. which directs the work of the Conference is divided into formal cam paign. Eventually they came up with a students association on each cam­ plenary sessions where students “It’s been a hard year for students deferred loan repayment scheme pus, but acts more as a co-ordinating vote as part of their campus delega­ and we appreciate that many of them that appears to have had a minimal body allowing each campus associa­ tion and informal workshops where are feeling like the fees policy can­ negative impact on enrolment tion to participate in the national everybody has a' chance to par­ not be changed” says Suze Wilson. levels.” voice of students. ticipate. Charlotte Denny says “What our message all year has In New Zealand enrolment levels The President and Vice President workshops are where the real think­ been is that it’s not too late, par­ this year amongst various groups of plus the seven campus Presidents ing goes on. “Plenary tends to just ticularly as it’s an election year. The students have declined massively and the part-time Treasurer make up formally pass decisions people have Government is vulnerable on this because of the fee increase. “It’s the Federation Executive which made during workshop discussion”. issue because of their policy prior to halved the number of part-time

Craccum, 6 August 1990 — 13 NZUSA August Conference 1990 students at Victoria, for example, protests around the time of the se­ and that’s really tragic because a cond instalment payments. Students large number of part-timers are paid with cheques written on objects mature women students coming ranging from false hearts to old back for another chance at educa­ shirts.” Suze says the campaign is tion after raising a family” Suze now building up to the third term Wilson said. boycott. “It’s the most direct form of Suze says the level of support for action students can take to protest the campaign this year is very en­ huge increases in fees, to actually couraging. “We appreciate a lot of withhold part of the payment. We students are busy trying to survive believe it will cause the Government financially and it’s been great to see a lot of difficulties just at a time that 15,000-20,000 students around when it needs favourable coverage.” the country were able to join the August Conference will finalise marches in our week of action.” plans for the boycott as students Suze says it’s really sad that associations are very concerned to thousands of potential students out ensure that students will not be risk­ there couldn’t come to university ing their study by participating. Suze this year at all. “We provide a voice says it’s the old trick of safety in for groups who have no way of numbers. “We believe no university speaking out for themselves.” would dare to disenrol several thou­ Student leaders agree that it’s sand students because the reaction been a very active year despite the would be so severe, but we new financial strain on students. acknowledge the need to manage “There were some very innovative the project carefully.”

election time

NZUSA elects a President and Vice 11 votes and Lincoln, the smallest, President annually to work in has 3. To be elected, a candidate Federation Office in Wellington. The must receive 31 votes out of a possi­ positions are full-time beginning in ble total of 49. January next year until December. This year’s president, Suze Office-holders tend to be students Wilson, says it has been a rewarding WOULD YOU BUY A USER-PAYS EDUCATION FROM THIS MAN? who have recently been involved in year though the job is exhausting at student politics at a campus level. times. “It’s quite different from be­ At the election plenary, can­ ing on campus in that you don’t have didates speak to delegates then daily contact with students and I cer­ campuses caucus to decide who to tainly miss that. On the other hand, AIRFARES vote for. Like all NZUSA General being in Wellington, the political Meeting decisions, voting is on a centre of things, is very exciting.” campus basis, not by individual Nominations for President and delegate. Each campus gets a Vice President close on August 10 at number of votes proportional to its Federation Office, PO Box 10-191, BALI $832 $1090 size, so Auckland as the biggest has The Terrace, Wellington. MELBOURNE $379 $530 new education NAIROBI $2480 LONDON/PARIS $1170 $2070 organisations § o w VANCOUVER $1473 With the passing of the Education tion will all be funded on the same $ 8 6 8 o* Amendment Act in July a number of basis, by a formula based on tuition • S? ■^3o cza> education organisations have got costs in different courses. Actual 03 “O ROUND THE WORLD the chop and some new ones have numbers funded will be negotiated co c • been created. Delegates at August directly with the Ministry of Educa­ Auckland-Bali-Cairo-Amsterdam-surface -Paris- Conference will have a chance to tion. San Francisco-Honolulu-Auckland discover what lies behind the The UGC also played a role in fascinating acronyms of NZQA, ERO monitoring curriculum standards From $2195

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MEIN MINE I note that in countries with the government great concern. the Nuremburg Trials to look likey to have sex with men, let ting economically as well. Its all Dear Greenies totalitarian governments the Scaling down and eroding the forward to. Won't that be in­ alone gay men. like having your cake and eat­ OTAFEMA Seen our overseas debt late­ churches often form the back­ churches and hence castrating teresting. They say that if you 7. The blondes with the great ing it and getting a new cake all Editor ly? I know how to eliminate it bone of opposition to the any effective opposition is the throw a frog into boiling water tans you mention are they Peter at once. Butch Lezzo Fer but it will mean thinking ration­ repression. I see that Nielsen, aim here. it will jump out. If you put the and Brian? Or Jan and Pamela? And there are no catches. I photographs of [ ally instead of being influenced the government lackey who im­ Of course, some religious frog into a pot of cold water Or Warren and Helen? Your mate I banned. You knc by trendy leftish policies being plemented its new tax regime groups will get government and slowly bring it to the boil, 8 .1 take it that you have read J Santuccione jo the all men are presented by the Labour Gov­ against freedom of religion, subsidy, but this is a Trojan the frog will never move; it Pink Triangle, since you know »et again. ernment and the Green wave. says that it's better that the horse. Soon enough they will won't realise the trouble it is in all about it. Or are you talking NEW RELIGION from ignorance? As is typical amc If New Zealand developed its government pick up the bill for find that the generous govern­ until too late. Then the frog Dear Craccum png, she (?) cla mining and mineral industry it the poor and underprivileged ment provider will expect dies. It is a tragedy that New 9. Life insurance is not a right. As my mission upon this graphs lead to rape, would generate $10 billion directly, rather than letting the something in return for its gift. Zealanders live in an illusory It is a business. So blame planet is to convert as many loitation and womi each year, currently lost church groups do it!! This Things like political obe­ 'freedom' fantasy. When they capitalism. earthlings as possible to those jams to represent] through the lack of utilization of government has done so much dience, not embarrassing the realise it, it will be too late. 10. New Zealand is being great essential social institu­ jas "boy toys.” human and industrial re­ more than any other to hurt government religious ideals to Seig Heil Nielsen! ravaged by an AIDS epidemic. tions: Doc Martins, Purple Yet the people w sources. The mining industry, people and make them poor move into line with governmen­ Seig Heil Caygill! 1500 men in New Zealand Death, Alexi Sayle, JRR Tolkein pings and treat ol if allowed to progress, could and underprivileged, not it tal ones, changing religious ob­ Seig Heil Helen! have AIDS. 2/3 don't know May the party rule forever. that they have it. and the Dead I feel, in fact I «ay have more i supply 20 000 jobs which takes away their meagre relief, jectives to suit politician's know it is my duty and respon­ i butch lezzo f would save New Zealand an ex­ to hide in its wealthy coffers. philosophies. They will be From 11.1 won't bore the thinking sibility to inform all the readers rith normal peopli tra $2.5 billion in dole pay­ Soon Mr Nielsen will be forced to sacrifice their in­ T Ainich population of the university of this great illustrious new- The sickos whor ments each year. New Zealand promoted to deputy-fuhrer (at dependence. with the near endless list of paper of their presence and in­ sault etc show the desperately needs to encour­ least he will be once Helen is In short these churches will ALL HAIL BRENDON achievements by gay men. struct them all to wear, drink, and intol age development of our natur­ moved on to Reichs-marshall end up becoming lap dogs to Dear Christians, Free thinkers, Remember Slug, as the watch, read, listen to (as ap­ (hers as does butc al resources to provide employ­ status, which won't be long central government and losing Evangelists, Rationalists, Piglet posters say: "Gays here. Gays propriate) these Gods of life of h. They all seek ment opportunities. The Go­ now). All for his excellent work. all their freedom. Yet more Worshippers etc, there. We are everywhere!" general. (her people. This vernment must acknowledge Seig Heil Nielsen! state intervention and centrali­ You are all wrong! Even in commerce de­ The Whole Disciple, The Purple horn the fact that t this need and not be distract­ Here is how it works: sation.... The Messiah is alive and well partments. Death Fiend (tie to offer to the i ed by attempting to capture the With the shortfall of funds, More and more control over and living in International Do you practise unsafe sex? PS Long live Doc Martins, Pur­ It of quality in t green vote to stay in power. churches will to rely on Govern­ our every move is being taken House. Some know him as Do you use intravenous ple Death, Alexi Sayle, JRR hat they desire pov New Zealand could look for­ ment subsidy to operate or else by Government. Even personal Brendon but to us, his follow­ drugs? Tolkein and the Dead. ml over all other | ward to a productive and bright scale down their activities. The belief, religion, moral and ethi­ ers, he is known as Brendon. Have you had a blood trans­ PPS. Vote Niggle for Prime lo, What an ugly i future if environmental issues latter just suits the nazis in cal codes are now being taken. Who else can; fusion? Minister. The silly letter a were viewed in light of what is treasury and the civil service Where does it stop? 1. Seal their lips around the out­ If you answered no to the rguments of BLF best for this country in the and the government just fine, How much more control do side of an arcoroc cup. above and no all the time, not ssue of Craccum short and the long term. because the churches are an they want? What is the hidden 2. Suck a cup to their face for just some of the time, then you SEVER THE SLUG grasp of reality. M.A.T.E. embarrassment to them. Hav­ agenda? What is in store for us indefinite periods. won't get AIDS. ing people out there who are next? It is said "If good people 3. Spin the aforementioned cup Remember this Slug, every­ Dear Editors Appreciation o not directly controlled, who are do nothing evil prevails." In through more than 23 revo­ day you probably encounter May I use your letters page romenor photogra NAZI HUNTER opposing government policy, Germany during the 1930s and lutions. dozens of gays. In a large Eco­ to reply to the Great Grey Slug, jon't lead to assau Dear sir who are publicising the 40s that happened. Today it's 4. Burp continously, longer nomics lecture of c.300 at least You GGS are a dork. trploitation. There We really do have a nazi underprivileged cause, who are happening in NZ. than any mere mortal. 30 will be gay. You are a stupid dork be­ ry connection or party for government these appealing to the consciences of Wonderful NZ is no longer a 5. Summon thunderous, pre­ Don't watch your bum! cause homosexuals did not ma­ Hatred, intolerai days. Witness the new moves all and who are getting in the free country. It is as free as Nazi ponderant and yet exquisitely Watch your brain - it appears gically create AIDS by being jam and lies lead to tax church groups at 49 way of mad government social Germany was in 1939. cultured farts at will. to be missing. Gay. AIDS is a communicable problems. There percent. engineering schemes causes Oh well at least we'll have 6. Consume a Macdonalds The Slug's brain is missing. disease that can be spread by #hich are about be cheeseburger in only 20 Signed anyone; bisexuals, drug ad­ it They abound seconds. Poof dicts, prostitutes, haemophili­ ;paranoids very 7. Devour four Breakfast Club acs, mothers with AIDS ■The abound in burgers without flinching, even breastfeeding their babies and ptings. after eating a hostel 'meal.' NEW HOME FOR GGS you or me if we are ex­ I for one am tirer So people of the world, cast HONG KONG posed to it. pie litanies of hatre off your ignorance. Tom is not What do you want Gay peo­ «Opie as butch le: Dear Sir the Lord. It is and always shall ple to do; wear pink triangles on he (?) promotes Today there are 6 million be Brendon - the Monk. their sleeves so 'normal' New tr hostile attituc worried and frightened people The Enlightened Zealanders can burn them in (uty. She promoi in Hong Kong. their gas ovens? There's a id guilt. Quite Because of an agreement, NAUGHTY SLUG precedent for it. jon't need any of & made by Britain and China Also GGS you are a coward­ or lives, especialh 1000's OF PAPERBACKS Yo! Slug many years ago, they will see ly dork because you don't have ng institution sucl You are shit. Get your F—king their country handed back to the guts to sign your name. While we are tolc ALL REDUCED TO ONE PRICE facts straight (double pun - I China in 1997. Although I personally think RM ■t of gay people, am doing well). I am a poofter. Considering what has hap­ Bennett is a dork as well at (none of thistoler Since you claim to be a com­ pened in China just recently I'm least he has the courage to give «turned. ONLY $2.95 merce student we'll assume not surprised that the people of his name. Instead we are that you can count. Hong Kong fear disaster and You are scum. You are yel­ arangued by the 1. What has treason got to do massacre in 1997 when socia­ low bellied and you're thick. jabbling of raving with supporting gay publi­ lists and communists take over! Remember, all book purchases incl specials qualify for a Yours faithfully Iwmosand thelik cations? New Zealand has a golden Rachael Callender »e admire, she (?) 10% STUDENT D ISCO U N T 2. Closet Gays are very often opportunity to progress in the rayed. As for fin practising gays too. And we st century and to provide a on presentation of student ID 21 ping appealing to know we are perfect. real humanitarian service for JAZZ FAN pere are plenty of < 3. How will "ordinary" (sic(kj) these people. Dear Craccum Also including: «handbooks uch in the worli New Zealanders get AIDS from Instead of posturing and I am sitting here listening to loubts if anything •magazines Gays unless they have sex with prattling about our so-called the BeeGees (Why, I dunno) ppeals to a warp •paperbacks them etc? role in the South Pacific we and I am thinking that I should hutch lezzo femrr •textbooks 4. It is not only Gays who have should act now and save the 6 write to your great publication. unts to think sor We will order all your requirements affected your insurance premi­ million people of Hong Kong Well, my angle is that I like Jazz (for herself (?), t< ums — IV drug users have also from genocide or slavery. and I have not seen a hell of a or collective thro; caused this increase which we Here is what to do: lot of jazz fans about. I'd like to Isn't it tiresome all pay. HIV-negative and posi­ Sign a lease in perpetuity see more jazz advertising (and Uch such an ii tive Gays and straights in­ with the Hong Kong govern­ stu ff)- enthusiasm displayed mpt to gain mor cluded. ment for Great Barrier Island. by readers. lower and control i-BOOK 5. Why do you even think that With one hundred square miles After completing one entire jeople's lives? RM Bennett would even be in­ of virgin territory for them to bottle of methylated spirits I I object to butch terested in your rear end? Most move into, near a friendly non­ have come to the conclusion no because she (?) CORNER gay men like brains with their threatening nation, they'd all be that we should all chill out to line as an individi butt - and you don't have happy to come. We would be the groovy sounds of Oscar jail normal peopl Up the escalator that. providing them with far more Peterson and surge to the great Her type should f Cnr Queen & Victoria Streets 6. Suicide!? That is what you land than they'd ever had grey sliding rule of Dave i even banned Auckland. are doing. You are committing before. Brubeck! »ork camps (butn< Ph (09) 790-651 suicide. AIDS is not just a We would be guaranteeing Love or injured homosexual thing. It effects them a peaceful prosperous A'Train wed from everyone. In Australasia there future. PS. Gisborne is the centre of all nybody). are cases of lesbians having And obviously NZ and its JRR Tolkein's stories. Yours AIDS and they are not very people would end up benefit- PPS. Niggle for Prime Minister. Dr r LETTERS (Continued) ically as well. Its all rour cake and eat- NOT A FEMMO FAN MORE ON PORN feminists to ensure the re­ THE WELLINGTON system of apartheid. It is total­ they were South Africans and tinganew cake all production of this condition ly abhorrent to my way of saw no need to give up their Editor Dear Editors PRAYER here; with government and me­ thinking, but then so it com­ country. Butch Lezzo Femmo wants In Craccum of 30 July there are no catches. dical sanction. Our government which art in munism, dictatorships and Finally I would like to add I photographs of pretty wom- was a letter by Dudley Storey Your mate A well known New Zealand Wellington, cursed by thy hypocritical people who are that I didn't like South Africa, jbanned. You know, she's (?) II entitled "Sexy vs Sexism.” In J Santuccione acadamic addressed this when name, prepared to believe everything I loved it. It's one of the most nthe all men are rapists trip the same issue there was print­ he said "it is not an advance Thy rules be made, they are told without first chec­ beautiful countries in the world. ret again. ed an article on page 12 about LIGION when someone who disagrees Thy will be done, king the facts. It has amazing potential, but As is typical amongst her (?) pornography. The former was On New Zealand as it is in the m with received government dog­ If by going to South Africa most of all I hope they sort png, she (?) claims photo- well thought out and showed party lission upon this ma can be subjectd to vitriolic I'm a racist bastard - would themselves out (and are left graphs lead to rape, assault, ex­ intelligence while the latter was Give us this day some stale convert as many personal abuse and name-cal­ that make me a terroristic neo- alone to do so). I can't wait to citation and women (who she cliched and biased. For exam­ bread i possible to those ling for holding and expressing fascist sexist Gaddafi loving see the All Blacks thrash the Idaims to represent) to be treat- ple according to the latter's And forgive for living tial social institu- a particular viewpoint.” person if I went to Libya? Springboks on South African id as "boy toys.” definition of pornography 'gay' As we toil hard and long to sup­ Martins, Purple History provides ample illus­ Yes, I did experience apart­ soil. Yet the people who do these videos are not pornographic. port you Sayle, JRR Tolkein tration that countries which al­ heid first hand. It's a real shock Bernard Kennelly lings and treat others in this The above-mentioned letter And lead us in misery and sub­ id I feel, in fact I low or foster the spread of when you walk into a corner EVP Elect Nay have more in common raised the interesting question servience I duty and respon- lying, pernicious propaganda dairy and get served by a black i butch lezzo femmo than of what is the difference be­ Endlessly SLUGGISH orm all the readers often find to their cost that the and then find out that they ar­ »ith normal people. tween erotica and pornogra­ For the country, the power and THOUGHT t illustrious new- lying propaganda becomes en't allowed to take your The sickos who rape and as­ phy. Erotica is a celebration of the booty are yours r presence and in- entrenched within the frame­ money, you have to go to the Dear John F Cornflake sault etc show the same inner human sexuality while pornogr- For ever and ever all to wear, drink, work of society as 'fact.' white by the till. Apartheid, I You are right, but to ela­ hatred and intolerance for phy is sexual degradation. Erot­ Seig Heil! Witness the alacrity with found, isn't simply black and borate: it is not what you can , listen to (as ap- idiers as does butch lezzo fem- ica looks at the beauty of Regards which the media and public white - it attacks the human do for your country but what ese Gods of life of K), They all seek power over people as sexual beings, while were prepared to purchase Matt spirit. It's worst feature is that your country can do for; sther people. This may stem pornography just looks at the shares in the crucifixion of a de­ it is so degrading to fellow hu­ 1) A liverwurst sandwich. isciple. The Purple tom the fact that they have so smut. For example a picture of SOUTH AFRICAN dicated caring professional fol­ mans. Coming from a (so- 2) Banana flavoured milk. idle to offer to the world, so lit- a naked woman lying on her lowing the Cartwright Inquiry EXPERIENCE called) multi-racial scoiety it is 3) An assassin to kill RM Doc Martins, Pur- le of quality in themselves, back with her vulva clearly into Cervical Cancer. Dear Eds quite a shock. Bennett. Alexi Sayle, JRR utthey desire power and con- pointed straight at the camera For too long, critics of the sex­ I believe that recently there No, I didn't meet any AWB 4) A pet etruscan shrew. the Dead. i over all other people who is pornography. On the other ist propaganda of brain-dead have been a few nasty rumours members. Not many Boers play Black Bart is a slug. Well Niggle for Prime o. What an ugly outlook. hand, "Bendon" advertise­ bovine bumtongues have been floating around about my views cricket nor live in Cape Town. The silly letter and tenuous ments (which a small minority done. silenced by their fear of being on South Africa. I would like There's probably more hate be­ iguments of BLF in your last choose to call pornographic) Yours in slime labelled 'sexist,' 'fascist' etc. the opportunity to put a few tween the English and the ssue of Craccum show little are erotica. The Slug Guys if you are prepared to lie things straight. Dutch descendants than be­ THE SLUG p of reality. To some degree we all, as down and passively accept this Yes, I have been to South tween blacks and whites. I Appreciation of beautiful adults are sexual objects and CONAN THE ARTS horse-shit you may as well give Africa. I spent 2 months there There were no whites that I as­ your letters page lomen or photographs of them we all (for convenience I am ex­ them a razor and invite them to last year playing cricket for the sociated with that believed in STUDENT? ie Great Grey Slug, lon't lead to assault or rape or cluding gays and lesbians) treat cut it off. Claremont Cricket Club in Cape white supremacy. They all be­ Dear Conan are a dork, aploitation. There simply isn't members of the opposite sex as Stand tall, stand proud and Town. The 3rd month was lieved that black rule would Are you, as rumour suggest a stupid dork be- ry connection or link. sexual objects. When we see don't stand for bullshit. spent hitching around the come one day. It was just that an Arts student with a long >exuals did not ma­ Hatred, intolerance, fanati- someone of the opposite sex Long live the 'Tower of country. they weren't going to go away. nose and a machete? te AIDS by being jsm and lies lead to the real for the first time we make Power.' No I do not agree with the They weren't English or Dutch, Holy Bum problems. There are things either a conscious or subcons­ s a communicable Reuben P Chappie can be spread by which are about being destruc­ cious judgement of them as a ;exuals, drug ad- tive, They abound, harboured potential sexual mate. Some­ tutes, haemophili- y paranoids very much like times this process can be so ers with AIDS IF, The abound in her (?) mad quick that we do not notice it NOT A REAL BLOKE ig their babies and lutings. while at other times the pro­ A letter to Conan the Bloke. me if we are ex- I for one am tired of reading cess may take a little longer. From Slaine of the Tribes of the lie litanies of hatred from such For example when you see Earth Goddess. 'ou want Gay peo- eople as butch lezzo femmo. that couple and ask yourself The last 5000 years (approx) ar pink triangles on lie (?) promotes ugliness by "how did he get a girl like that?' have seen Blokes like you with > so 'normal' New » hostile attitude towards You are treating someone as a no respect for women or nature can burn them in leauty. She promotes sickness sexual object. When you see nearly turn this planet into a ivens? There's a «I guilt. Quite frankly we someone and think they're slag heap. In making jokes out or it. lon't need any of this crap in good looking you are treating of the death of nature and your you are a coward- ur lives, especially at a learn- someone as a sexual object. 'macho' put down of women jse you don't have ng institution such as this. As a heterosexual male I like Conan shows his IQ to be nil, sign your name, While we are told to be toler- to think that I am attractive to and in dire need of a brain ersonally think RM rtof gay people, lesbians et at least some women in the transplant. a dork as well at (none of this tolerance is ever world but I think that it is impor­ Look, I'm a Bloke but that the courage to give «turned. tant that we remember that at­ doesn't stop me being a Instead we are continually tractiveness is something feminist. Back in the land of the cum. You are yel- langued by the incessant subjective. What counts is the young real courage is a combi­ and you're thick. ubbling of raving butch lezzo opinion we have of ourselves, nation of compassion and Yours faithfully vmmos and the like. Anything that is that we can think we are strength. i\ Callender «eadmire, she (?) wants des- attractive. I enjoy drinking and having a ?oyed. As for finding some- Yours good time but it sounds like the jiing appealing to both sexes, AYMP Conans of the world definition \N tee are plenty of examples of of having a good time is molest­ im uch in the world, but one ing babies, cutting down rain­ g here listening to oubts if anything of beauty TOWER OF POWER forests and driftnet fishing. s (Why, I dunno) tpeals to a warped mind of Dear Craccum By the Triple Goddess I hope iking that I should mtch lezzo femmo. She (?) In anticipated response to the you get that brain transplant r great publication, «ants to think something up, inevitable shrieks of outrage re­ you so desperately need. lie is that I like Jazz ^for herself (?), to ram down sulting from my last letter, your There you are girls; not all of ot seen a hell of a w collective throats. readers may wish to consider us blokes are baby eating is about. I'd like to Isn't it tiresome to have to the following. rapists, some of us do want to :z advertising (and :ch such an imbecile at- It has become apparent in work with you and not against lusiasm displayed ipt to gain more and more Western countries over the last you. iwer and control over other 10 years that female criticism May I also say I have met ipleting one entire pie's lives? of males, no matter how pre­ some fairly nasty women also ethylated spirits I I object to butch lezzo fem- posterous is 'legitimate' be­ in my time but perhaps their to the conclusion iiobecause she (?) is offensive cause men have been nastiness is because of the uld all chill out to ome as an individual and also oppressing women for centu­ male domination in the world sounds of Oscar pall normal people. ries. Let a man level criticism at today. I hope so! I surge to the great Her type should be censored women no matter how rea­ Here's to a future where g rule of Dave even banned to Siberian soned and justified and this is blokes live alongside feminists vork camps (but not assaulted 'sexist,' 'fascist' et al. in harmony. 3 Love j or injured; simply re­ Given New Zealand's small Slaine BOVE A'Train moved from offending size and the tendency of its in­ PS. How about a fan club for CUT ABOVE LOCATION ! is the centre of all anybody). habitants to introversion and the Goddess of the Earth. TAKAPUNA PH: 463-132 LORNE ST. PH: 390-689 's stories, Yours disgustedly introspection it has been easy PPS. By the way I'm also a for Prime Minister. Dr Abortionist for a small minority of vocal Christian. DOWNTOWN PH: 790-987

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Committee Meml GREEN PANTS ON that of the boys from Kadema drinks for the image, but you're UTE WARS has touched many blokes and sweatshirts saying some for­ werested parties s gals! eign muck. Primary school. still a dork. Dear Editors icurrteulum vitae 1 HEALTH So if you're among the Then there's those one's People who are dangerously Gay-liking? In my book that Angus Ogilvie is threatening teutive Director Dear Eds chosen few who bravely ven­ who dress like they've been psychiatrically disturbed should implies open-minded or at least to write a letter to Craccum , !USU Once upon a time you could beamed from some witches be kept locked up and isolated not narrow minded. You have complaining about the way I tured throught the 'Morgues' (B o x 28-200 have a baby at St Helens. There hallowed halls, do the right convention with Doc Martins from the community. There is no right to assume I am either. drove the ute on last Thurs­ was also a casualty ward at room in the community though Gays are individuals. To judge thing and pay your dues. Shout and black stockings with dark day's Education Access Wednesday i Greenlane. Victims of tragic for the 'normalisation' of pa­ Gays (or women, Art Students, those five engineering lads a loose fitting jerseys. I mean so Demonstration. Angus, of Nominations will als spinal injuries used to have a tients who are not considered Maoris et al) on the fact that pint or two, for a salutary drink many of them dress like that course, is not only President of id from the floor i special unit that cared about dangerous but only after very they're gay (or whatever) is to the 'Morgue' as we once you start to think they're actu­ NORML, but also a National i General Meeting them, rehabilitated them, and careful consideration. If there is both foolish and naive. (Mr Slug knew it! ally normal. Where are all those Party activist. His allegations i held at the W: provided support to them when a single element of doubt then maybe gay for all I know, but Yours in thanks to the 'terrors' lassies with tight fitting jeans are nothing but a political plot 'dents Union on< Wei it was needed. Today you need they should remain in the gig­ that would not make him a pill. Rhubarb Johnson (MFC) and clinging tops, showing us to destroy my caring and shar­ atQ t £6.30pm to be on death's door before PS: Beginning to doubt the nor­ what real women look like? gle factory. He's a pill either way). ing centre-left New Labour you can get an operation. mality and integrity of Crac­ Damn it, if these women Action must be taken and it As for the crap that you write Party image. His libellous defa- Where is all this leading? have apparently got it, why not must flow from the Govern­ - that kind of rubbish could be nations must be supressed! cum, with all those stupid My Gary Taylor will tell you flaunt it? ment. It is high time for the written by any pathetic try- Consider the truth, if you Butt-Fart Bennett letters you that these cost cutting meas­ publish every bloody week! Has Government to change its allo­ hard. So get screwed, Mr Slug. will. We got through the demo, Yours ures are not going to signifi­ Butt-Fart Bennett got a secret cation of funds away from (I assume this is physically im­ and we got home again, Ravis cantly affect the health of the ally in Craccum? Remember UPPING areas such as the 'bandaid' possible - eunuch) without running over a single people in the Auckland area. I Eds, who voted for you!!! Why schemes that are being used to Big Red person. Over two thousand WTSHIR1 say Folly! disguise unemployment fig­ PS. Slugs are hermaphrodite. don't Butt-Fart Bennett and GET A JOB people presented opportunities a few left, Results of programmes such ures; and into areas like educa­ Screw yourself. Hopeless Humphries emigrate Dear Editors for me to run them over, and lone Wendy or as 'normalisation' are all too tion and health, that will help to China, and expound their Re: the "Student Week of not one of them got squashed. !. A real collect evident. Recently we wit­ build a better nation of New views in front of a moving army Action." Furthermore, no-one fell off don't miss out” ' bu nessed the brutal knife attack Zealanders for the future. YAHOO FOR tank?? Those is attendance were the the back of the ute, not even jocks last! by a woman on several young spoilt brats of society. You Yours in health CRACCUM our roly-poly Prez, Ella Henry. PPS: Wendy is doing a great boys at an inner city primary should all pay your own way. Mr Green Pants What could be more caring- job! school. The woman had been Dear Craccum PS. Who is Sarah of Whitaker and-sharing than to preserve PPSS: Engineers do love The lie of how paying for you a patient at a psychiatric hosp- Thank you Mark Roach for fi­ lot is going to benefit the fur- PENPAL Place anyway? the life of the NLP candidate women!!!!!!!!! tial and had been classified as nally proving that reason has ture has been recognised. prevailed at Craccum, regard­ opposing Goff? dangerous. Her release into the Nobody owes you ratbags a SCREW THE SLUG ing the music quota at least. Go chew a scotch beef, FASHION FROM tench student (f community where there was living. The rest of us are sick of Angus! rishes to have pi no-one to ensure that she regu­ Dear Mr Slug The Radio New Zealand ghouls RAVIS paying for your largess. and their 'classics' are down on Yours in activism, solidarity tew Zealand. larly took her prescribed drugs, Deranged? Me? Surely it is Dear Eds Get a job. Do some work. the quota because they don't and safe driving, (lease write to: can only be described as ir­ you who tries to come across Have you noticed how funny Stop begging for handouts. The want 'garage' bands. Alan Newman. -Laure Jaoue responsibility of the highest as deranged. Face facts, idiot; ways chicks dress these days? rest of the world can do it. So In fact 89FM programmer rue de la deuxi degree. You aren't (nor am I) so why First you've got trendy sheilas too, should you failures. !0 Ross Goodwin called 'alterna­ :29480 Le Releci There have been many cases bother trying to be. RHUBARB S HAPPY who wear their shorts outside Yours faithfully tive' Kiwi bands egotistical, for flANCE such as this over the last 10 Rheineck drinking? Sure, I'll DAZE their pants and big loose fitting PMJ Garner years. One only has to cast drink Rheineck so long as it's playing songs that "no-one Dear Editors one's mid back to little 6 year cold. I prefer Lion Red, 'tho, or wants to hear." Keep playing I overheard tw o guys talking old Alicia O'Reilly. Sadly her Black Mac if it's available. You Milli Vanilli, Ross, it turns my MAKE MONE about a wild party they'd been fate was far more tragic than come across as the type who dial right off. Martin Phillips (The Chills) to. This brought back memories le are needed said that these marketeers had of parties I'd attended at the in­ hotels, offices ai RENT A WASHER been ..."so absolutely, stub­ famous 'Morgue' when I was near and far bornly, resistant and some­ basically a young fella. Now WORRIED ABOUT DENTISTRY? ling magazine times downright rude..." about there was a place that sorted NEED A DENTIST? buyers. music with a bit of original the blokes from the blouses, if i commission you were still a little wet behind potency. I guess there's always See Tony at Cracc the ears and occassionally limp m student radio, who introduced 166-0413. the best of commercial radio wristed! WE CAN HELP anyway. The five Engineering tenants Ask for special student rate! One argument is that music were certainly most feared, full- transcends national boundaries on and intense blokes! They al­ FOLKDANC (I agree) and therefore no bias ways ran hard and strong, often without thinking, and NO MORE REPAIR should be shown to Kiwi talent. ;0me Folk Dancin BILLS Arrant crap. Why are Kiwis so never did anything in halves! lays, 7 . 4 5 - 1 0 | slow to give recognition to their My invitiation to the 'Mor­ ■community Centri NO MORE gue' was an almighty ex­ b d s own (especially in arts and T .A . K o o l liood Crescent BREAKDOWNS perience. I recall being music)? 391-963 juiries, 559-760. FREE DELIVERY, There is nothing wrong with welcomed by the hosts (then INSTALLATION AND cultivating our own unique known as the 'Glasgow Ter­ SERVICING sound and culture. Snobbery rors') and other party goers that night, but awoke gingerly next SPECIAL RATES TO rears its ubiquitous head. Yours patriotically for a change morning, face down in a pool of TENTH FLOOR STUDENTS: $5 OFF JM Cotton stench at the Domain, 500 or SOUTHERN CROSS BUILDING AND NO BOND so metres down from the 'Mor­ gue'!! Suddenly I saw the light (Just across from the car park) IN LOVE WITH ME and the evil of my previous VICTORIA STREET Dear Eds ways. The pussy in me was MIIINESTY I am in love with me purged, and I then realised life CITY If you knew me you would be was going to be one long coma­ (TERNATK In love with me tose session! My family loves me Sadly I've learnt the 'Mor­ My reflection is in love with gue' is no longer, as circum­ University group me stances encouraged the land­ Present this coupon at your next visit Mondays, 1-2pm RENT-A-WASH LTD My complexion is not. lord to discontinue the lease, iext to Student. 250 Dominion Road, Mt Eden by however I'm pleased to have veryone interest! Ph: 605-945 A/Hrs: 615-148 Mo Ghra Thu-NeroZmeskalli found that the 'Morgue Spirit fKjhts issues is w

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IZUSU EXECUTIVE MEDITATION CLUB SUBVERSIVE ACTS GAY STUDENTS REWARD OFFERED SOMEONE STOLE 1ECTIONS Meditation and Yoga Club. Old A collection of short stories by Social Meeting, Fridays MY DOG Arts Building Rm 033. Every NZ women writers. Submis­ 4.30pm-7.30pm. For the return of a white- Dear Editors I Thursday at 1pm. Free. sions for the above anthology Exec Lounge, AUSA Rm 137. Last Friday (20th) someone covered looseleaf folder con­ All gays welcome including ATI iominations are now open for to Dr C Dunsford, R.D.2 taining 80 pages of the final came to our house and stole Matakana, Northland. gays. our dog, "Joe." Joe is a three * following positions on the layout for a new book PEACE Deadline October 31 1990. year old English and Stafford­ jecutive Committee of the EDUCATION: THEAOTEAROA Stories may be subversive in shire Bull Terrier and has been kw Zealand Universities THIRD - NEW ZEALAND WAY. This University CHAPLAINCY iports Union (Inc). INSTALLMENT terms of content, theme, style, manuscript with photographs part of our family all her life. s Assoc Inc, language etc. SERVICE and artwork was last seen in She's a spayed brindle bitch 1236. lesident Maximum length 4000 words. and very loving and friendly. BOYCOTT End of term Communion Lecture Theatre I, Old Choral te President Send stories now. We are very sad Joe has gone reasurer Service Hall at 6pm on Wednesday Please send SAE for return of and would love to have her Committee Members Sunday 12th August, 7pm 18th July after an Education > saying some for- If you are paying by install­ work. home again. If you know any­ At St Andrews Church lecture. It has chapters on rterested parties should send ments and wish to participate one who might have suddenly (Cnr Alten Road and Symonds Building Self-Esteem, Commu­ ere's those one's (curriculum vitae to: in the boycott, please come to got a new dog that answers Street nication Skills, Improving the like they've been btecutive Director AUSA reception and sign the Joe's description please phone CAN BANK All Staff and Students are School and Classroom Environ­ om some witches ZUSU boycott book. There is vital us on 360-0246, or the Police warmly invited. ment, Resolving Conflicts and with Doc Martins OBox 28-200 information we need to get out Drop your home/varsity or SPCA. Building Cultural Awareness. ;tockings with dark llington to you. Don't boycott on your aluminium cans into the bins in Thank you. 3 jerseys. I mean so the quad. Make your contribu­ The manuscript represents Wednesday 8 August, own, join us now - sign the FOR SALE many months of work for a Toby and Jordan iem dress like that book. Further information see tion to saving the world. nominations will also be accep­ team of writers and is urgently i think they're actu- Fiat 850 sports coup. 1971 ts from the floor at the Win- Roger Pym, EVP. needed for completion so it can Where are all those model. Bright red. Excellent rGeneral Meeting, which will be published for students, i tight fitting jeans condition. Current WOF with CLUBS AND (held at the Waikato Stu- teachers, parents and School g tops, showing us receipts available. Reluctant dents Union on Wednesday 22 DB END OF TERM QUEEN FANS Board Trustees. The editor, SOCIETIES ON women look like? sale. $1850 ono. Ph 266-3166 August at 6.30pm. John Buckland, Social Studies , if these women BASH If you would like information on (work hours). Ask for Julee. CAMPUS Department, Auckland College antlygot it, why not a NZ Queen Fan Club, uniting University Club 23-25 Princess of Education offers a cash re­ NZ fans through a regular Street. Saturday August 11, ward and copies of the final Y ours newsletter, exposing members SIGN THE PETITION Applications to the Clubs and 7pm. book for return of the manu­ Ravis to a wide range of related info Societies Grants Committee are Featuring Primitive Man. Save the Spinal Unit petition. script. Please phone 4184-566 CAPPING and products, write to: now open. DB Export and Draught $2.00 Lunchtime in the quad. or write to 16 Gretel Place, Bir­ SWEATSHIRTS If any club wishes to apply to a pint. Monteith's $2.50. Royal Magic, kenhead 10, URGENTLY if you JOB the committee, forms are avail­ 95 Kawiu Rd, can help in any way. s | a few left. Only $35. able at AUSA reception. The hone Wendy on 3 90-789 Levin. UNITED THEATRE Arohanui, John Buckland "Student Week of MEN'S NETBALL closing date is the 10th August i832. A real collectors' item so SPORTS (5pm), allocation of funds will don't miss out"' buy now while attendance were the TEAM WINTER take place during the second locks last! Would you like to learn to play s of society. You week of the third term. TOURNAMENT this exciting improvisational UNITED )ay your own way. Kia ora. theatre game? Join the univer­ Wanted: Able bodied men in­ THEATRESPORTS Pare Panapa how paying for you CATHOLIC sity Unigrass Club and do a i to benefit the fur- PENPAL terested in representing Auck­ Club/Soc Rep weekend workship. Every Sunday until Nov 25 at sen recognised, land Uni at the Winter Tourney SOCIETY NEWS AUSA August 25-26 for around $20. 8pm,Maidment Theatre awes you ratbags a 1990 held in Hamilton 19-23rd tench student (F) aged 22 Our national magazine "The Ph 3 7 3 -6 4 1 (United Ticket $15 Concession $12. restof us are sick of August. 8 players in a team, vishes to have penfriends in Mustard Seed” is soon to be Theatresports Office) to Bookings: The Corner, phone EDUCATION your largess, but reserves required also. (We lew Zealand. published. Poems, articles, in­ register. 303 -3 20 6 b. Do some work, can take two teams if demand ACTION GROUP (ease write to: terviews etc to: Otago Univer­ ig for handouts. The is high). Dedication to the game sity Catholic Society, 52 Union Education Action Group meets world can do it. So Inne-Laure Jaouen essential, ie. fun but not stupid. Street, Dunedin. Or pass on to HEARING TESTS Tuesday, 1pm, room 138 (be­ I you failures. 10 rue de la deuxieme D.B. (Skirts not compulsory your Catholic Society Commit­ FOUND hind TV room). Come along and 129480 Le Relecq Kerhuon uniform). The NZ Hearing Association Yours faithfully tee ASAP. be as subversive as you like... flANCE If interested ring Sarah or Fio­ German Shepherd Cross bitch PMJ Garner will be conducting free hearing help save education. na, 302-0470; or leave a note tests for students and staff dur­ (no tail). 3 4 months old. Found at Sports Officer's office at Rec ing the first week of the August 31/7 near computer centre. Ph For further information see HAKE MONEY Centre. Women's netball is also study break. The tests will be 590 978 9-5. 8343 400 ah. Roger Pym, Education Vice available but first priority is conducted from mid-day until Ask for Kerry. President - AUSA. People are needed to visit pubs, A.U.S.A. WINTER given to club members of the 4pm at the Library basement hotels, offices and factories University Netball Club. Two GENERAL MEETING hoth near and far away to sell tape studios on Tuesday and teams are going. Ring as above capping magazines to willing Notice is hereby given that the Wednesday 14,15 August. No HARRASSMENT PROCEEDURES TISTRY? for details. appointments will be made but buyers. Winter General Meeting of the T? Association will be held there will be three testers University policy is that harassment is totally unacceptable. If you Good commission. 1991 WORLD in Room B28 present so queues should move are being subjected to offensive or unwanted attention by a staff See Tony at Craccum or call at Tuesday 7th August 1990 quickly. The actual test takes member or student, you can talk confidentially with any member J66-0413. STUDENT GAMES commencing at 1.00pm. about 15 minutes and will be of the Contact Network or the Mediator for assistance and/or simply to establish whether one support. CHEF DE MISSION If the meeting does not obtain t rate! a quorum or is unable to com­ has a normal range or not. Contact Network 1990 FOLKDANCING Applications are invited from in­ plete the business before it on Who: Where: Extn No: terested parties to manage the 7th August, it will commence Mike Austin Architecture 8630 New Zealand Universities con­ or continue in Room B28 on FOOD FAT & ;ome Folk Dancing, Wednes- Steve Britten Geography 8455 tingent to the 1991 World Stu­ Wednesday 8th August 1990. :ays, 7.45-1 Opm. Knox FASHION Joan Diamond Continuing Education 7833 dent Games, to be held in Icommunity Centre Hall, Bird- The business for this meeting Wendy Garvey Architecture Library 8643 Sheffield, England from July 14 Based on the book "No Body's SDS Crescent Parnell. In- will include: Val Grant School of Medicine 795-780 X6555 to 25 next year. Perfect" by Jasbindah Singh 1) Declaration as to the election Ian Houston School of Medicine 795-780 X6768 Lries, 559-760. Although the composition of and Pat Rosier. of the Executive Committee for Tineke Liebregs„ Chemistry 8345 the team has yet to be finalised, This course will explore the 1991. Peter Lorimar Maths and Stats 8773 it may involve athletics, swim­ complex relationships that 2) Any business which may be Fiona McAlpine Music 7405 women have with their bodies ming, waterpolo, volleyball and brought forward for which spe­ Cluny McPherson Sociology 8657 and food. Part of the day will be L tennis. cial notice is not required. Lola Marshall Chemistry 7513 The Chef de Mission will also spent in small groups. A sup­ 3) Any matters as members Jenni Rains Zoology 8496 ILDING be involved in the planning and portive atmosphere is assured. may bring forward. Anna Rees Fine Arts 8216 Course no. G3197 ir park) co-ordination of the New Zea­ Margaret Rotondo Accounting 7182 land effort and will be appoin­ Any member wishing to pro­ Date. Saturday, 29th Sep­ i T Kath Showcross Law Library 8019 ted at the NZUSU Executive pose any motion at this meet­ tember iMNESTY ing is invited to give written Lane West-Newman Sociology 8665 Meeting to be held on August Time. 10am-4pm Joanne Wilks English 7059 ITERNATIONAL 20th. notice to the Secretary by 5.00 Fee. $30.00 For a job description and further pm on Wednesday 1st August Limit. 20 Student Association (Ph 390-789) Richard Cornes AVP 849 details please contact: 1990. Please bring your own lunch. Aroha Panapa Maori Students Off. 868 versity group meets on Executive Director A full agenda for the meeting Tea and coffee will be Susan Rae Women's Rights Off. 858 r next visit ndays, 1-2pm in Rm 138 NZUSU will be available from the As­ provided. xt to Student Job Search), PO Box 27-200 sociation's office in due course. Please contact the University of Mediator (Ph 737-999) iryone interested in human Wellington Deirdre Nehua Auckland Centre for Continuing Mary Brake Room 4, Lower 7478 its issues is welcome. Telephone (04) 851515 Secretary Education. Lecture Theatre

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