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. --~.--- - "._ .._,._ .. ~ btfaiLA IlllAptJlldmiIibJ Volume 5 Number 7 March-April, 1987 nalan• Reminiscence, \ • Fearless PlRGIM Basebal ~~verecl ctlons• • _"<"""" __~<""""~'W:'_;;t~u.1>'<l,",<."."",,~>...,>,,>",,,"",,,,,,, page 2 THE MICHIGAN REVIEW March-April, 1987 .................................................................................................................................................................................... ierpent's mootlJ ileluxe M Vote Blue!!! Oh, that's over now? -tl Sorry. Following the tradition on campus, -tl 7). We will build a Pizza Hut on the we at the Review have devised our set. -tl Diag to protest US investment in the ** of 12 demands. And here they are: -tl . Soviet Union. Proceeds from pizza Here's an exciting course to. take -tc sales will go to the Review. .' next semester: The Theory and Prac -tc 8). Mandatory distribution of Soldier 1). Professors Bert Hornback and tice ofModem Literary Criticism from -tc of Fortune magazine in dormitory Steve Rosenstone (our favorite upper -tc Marxism and Psychoanalysis to class, northeastern elitist liberal from mailboxes. Also included will be an -tc autographed copy of Vanna White's Structuralism. Semiotics and Decon Yale) must be moved to the fiction -tc struction. This fun filled course will section of the library. -tl autobiography. examine the contemporary rejection 9). A negative checkoff on the SVF for 2). The creation of a nudist awareness -tl of the principles of new criticism and day. If you wear your clothes, you are -tl the Beastie Boys. 10). Condoms for the Burpman. the development of alternative critical a skinophobic. -tl perspectives redefining the nature and 11). We demand the Student Publi 3). An orientation workshop on the -tc function of the text, the author, the writings of Burke, Goldwater, Will, -tc cations Building, or at least all the reader, critical evaluation, and the Watt, and Tanter. -tc computer disks that people give to the -tc Daily. outermost boundaries of literature 4). Grape juice before every protest on -tc 12). Yay!! The last one, this is tough. itself. Yes, this is really a course in the the Diag. Career Development curriculum of -tl No classes on Arbor Day. 5). Canonization of Preacher Mike -tc the Pajama U (The Residential Col and a free tape of his greatest sermons. 13). Wait, we overstepped the bounds lege to the rest of us)-We wonder if -tl of normal decency. WE HAVE The package will include the Stoney -tc they'll be using Barbara Foley's latest THIRTEEN DEMANDS. wE: LIED. Burke-Preacher Mike Debates. -tl book. Knee braces for President Shapiro to 6). Gee, its getting hard to think of any -tl more demands. Oh, wait, here's one. -tl be used at public addresses. ** .;: All points bulletin: The Marines are -tl looking for a few good eunuchs . ••• We hear that a few fraternities were From the didjaknow department: If The MSA elections were real fun, ';'Wel1il~d/Piereelosf<theAnnAfbor .disaPPQinted. tb,at ,the .T~and As w~re .Big,EdPierce wars~lectedmayor.he We had a g()odtim~, ran a campaign, strike. .. mayoral election-and Nicaragua is going to would have pressed for an increase in babbled the usual garbage, stood on one step closer to democracy. the siie of the Sister City Task Force the Diag and shouted at people, ** from seven to eleven members. He bought buttons, put up posters . ** There is no truth to the rumor that would have also sought to increase its and lost. But seriously, we tried hard, the nuclear disarmament groups on funding by $1,000-2,000. Ann Arbor got our message out, and amassed a One reason for Pierce's stunning campus are going to paint the famous taxpayers can now breathe a sigh of constituency that will be heard from defeat was the public's disdain for the inflatable Beastie Boys prop as a relief. (And feel a lot safer too). in the near future. To all who sup excesses of the Sister City program. missle and orotest it. ported us in our sometimes quixotic The voters in last year's city election quest for MSA fame and glory (?), supported the program. However, ** ** thank you for you support and Go they did not expect the mayor to Here's one from the Yale Daily Times they are a changin' in A-s News Insider's Guide to Colleges. 13th Blue! propose legislation for and send gar quared. The Pinkertons, a left-wing bage trucks to Juigalpa, especially ed.: "The student government-the theater group, were booed after per Michigan Student Assembly-is cer when Ann Arbor has crucial problems, forming in front ofa class. It look,S like ** of its own to solve-such as the high tainly active, but students say it's not President Shapiro is attempting to guerilla theater is going the way of the very effective." So, maybe we'll form push through a code and is justifying crime rate and poor infrastructure Seattle Pilots, Supertrain and the U- maintenance. a party to try to change that. Nah. it due to the racist incidents. We told Cellar. you so. see page 15 . St.)" here 1I-.e.ire - 1<.0 ov\ ShapIro'S .,,~~&> lNl~Jr / kok',':3 ~ t\ \aIJ II" / I ~v\li'o\e libe,,"~. (ClLvt') 11. ... S(§) mJ) 0(1i) Ds if <9J I.tJh-t diJ~ +\.e.-j . .- ~foU~~ /v;;uJ('f\pt>- t\1 .Cb. .... e. \ , o-~Q. in ~e.. 0.'1'"- c.oru:l,~,of'\e.d IUXVl1 o~ hi!! S',..'(\'I -new R~·lo." M·-.2Lf cd-tock "~h '1'ter. Tour the. bx-ne4 M J:~. <1'" v.~ OJIJ. do 0 \·rt+\e ~~, ! 1=;'1\4 11 '1) bQC\< +0 M~~jlA ~or 0. .t'\.~~ or; cenSO~hlP Q.",J ~p~kM. II WI!'p.= Jl:X:)¥rNG- i=oR A FEW IWkE ~ G-Ul.a.eLE L tBERALS!' J:QRCoWr'lu.\lrsr tlcTATOR$l+)!S ~ It'JU i ' ~ e ' ": ~<", ,,,, < ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,",,,,,., ....,, ~ ,, w,'" ,~ ~, --~-...... --. .', . ....., .~... , .",,--, & ~ -~-- "~ March-April, 1987 THE MICHIGAN REVIEW page 3 .......................... -..................................................................................................................................................... TIl· !J1 rom litt iEbilor I ~. I - Dvmw The Daily Blues Publisher David Katz I t backfired. However, a group of students, some now? The problem, perhaps, is that Associate Publishers What was supposed to be 'a humo of whom belong to SARI, (a group the Daily views incidents of racism, rous April Fools Day editorial by the whose mandate is to fight incidents of Kurt M. Heyman bigotry a·nd intolerance on campus Michigan Daily became the target of religious intolerance) were particu with one eye open and one eye closed. Mark Powell religious bigotry charges by a group larly offended by this editorial, which Editor-in-Chief called Students Against Religious In was written by a self-proclaimed ag Seth B. Klukoff tolerance, and others. The editorial, nostic. The writer, and the majority of ************** Executive Editors entitled "God is Dead," included such the Daily editorial board, thought the In other matters, watch for a sur Steve Angelotti lines as "God died at 3: 13am on April editorial was funny . A segment of its prisingly new Michigan Review in Paul Seltman I," "The woman identified as Mary readers did not. As a result, SARI September (Yes, we will be back). We Entertainment Editor Magdeline, kept shouting 'I've kicked protested the Daily and issued a set of are planning expanded coverage of Gloria Sanak the habit,' " and described the pope as demands, one of which was a simple campus affairs, an expanded arts Personnel Manager carousing around Italy, drinking a lot public apology by the newspaper. section and a presidential contenders Marc Selinger of wine with a naked lady on his lap. An analogous situation is the recent interview series (and ~ese are just Elections Editor Now, I am sure that people found WJJX incident. The callers who told some of the changes). We would also this editorial humorous. I found parts the racist jokes thought the jokes were Big Ed Pierce like to wish everybody a happy; and of it funny as well. And the Daily funny. The disc jockey also thought productive summer. AD<\ when you correctly asSerts that some people the jokes were funny. The black mi return in September, don't forget to Stfl/J were offended by the editorial and nority on campus did not. As a result, read Blue! Patrick Batcheller David Norquist some were not. Great. Yet, there are they protested and the University shut l! Craig Brown Patrick Paiis several larger issues involved here down the station. Finally WJJX and C. Brandon,Crocker Donna Prince which call into question the already the disc jockey in question issued a Daniel Drumm William Rice tenuous credibility of the Daily. public apology and the station is back Rick D)'f'r.",:<',,;." ':" "'" D,ehbie ~hlussel to~ '1:~ '" the air. ' , S(~ 'e George " Tracey Stone The Daily's' editorials regularly on ~~ Leonard Greenberger Joseph Typho champion the causes of various min Yet, the Daily has refused to ac Asha Gunabalan '. David Vogel orities on campus and point out the knowledge SARI's demands. A simple many instances of intolerance towatd apo~ogy would do, but the Daily the minorities and other groups, such remains dead set against it. The HONORARY ADYISORY BOARD: Seth B. Klukoff is a Senior in Political C. as the gays and lesbians. In recent Michigan Student Assembly has even William Colburn. Paul McCracken. Stephen Science and Editor-in-Chief of the Tonsor months, the Daily has addressed us in condemned this incident of religious Review SUPPORTERS: serious tones about the evils of rac intolerance and has asked the Daily to Gerald R. Ford. R. Emmett T.vrrell. Jr., Norman ism, bigotry and intolerance. Oearly, apologize. Had the editorial poked fun Podhoretz. Irving Kristol. William F. Buckley.