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Copyright c 2001 by the authors. This article is brought to you by the William & Mary Law School Scholarship Repository. https://scholarship.law.wm.edu/newspapers • • The mlCUS urlae VOU)MEXII,ISSUETHREE MONDAY, OcrOBER22,200 I WILLIAM & MARY CHOOL OF LAW

LAW LAW PALOOZA: Inside the Amicus S!PS Speaker...... p2 Really Big Ad ...... p9

A LOOK ON THE Summer in Spain ...... p3 Another Really Big Ad...... pJO . . FUNNY SIDE OF LAW Moot Court ...... p4 Trading Cards ...... plJ Softball Tournament ...... p8 SCHOOL LIFE

By Adrienne Griffin law school changes our perspective on the world. A comedy skit entitled "Moot On October 6 200 I, Phi Delta Phi, the Court Uncensored" presented "the moot Student Bar Association, and the Public court you never thought you'd see," and Service Fund presented "Law Law the audience's laughter indicated that it Palooza," the fITst annual Wi lliam and Mary was a welcome relieffrom Bushrod woes. Law School Variety Show, to benefit the Edith English returned for "My Man" to Public Service Fund. Dean W. Taylor highlight the changed role of women in Reveley, III hosted· the event, which was relationships (a famil law issue) in a comi attended by approximately one hundred cal,yettruthful, way. "The FirnlInterview" students, family members, faculty and began as a sketch comedy about bad inter administration. The show took place in the views with Andrew uber, butsoon evolved Little Theater at the Campus Center and into a dance-off between Jason Everett provided students with stress-relieving and Amber Weaver. The entire cast then entertainment that offered a good-natured joined togeth'er fora musical finale, "That's ?arody of \aw school life. "Ihe ?rogram Bin and Mary." Prof. Susan Grover assists Malcolm featured periomlances by both students Students and their families in atten Keith, c.lass 0(2025, with the fine and faculty as well as a special appearance dance enjoyed the variety show immen ely details of res judicata during his first by Edith English, a fomler vaudevillian and were particularl impressed by fac Civil Procedure class. perfonner who is also the grandmother of ulty, staff. and administration participa Above: ShowdirE.'ctor PDP president Melissa Ann Newton. tion. In addition to the acts, the audience Metis a Nel\10n and her Act Jbegan with a musical medley by ".. · as entertained during scene changes by grandmother, Edith Melissa Ann ewton. Next, Professor short skits involving the ongoing con English (Edith is the cute usan Grover wa a isted by three young struction ofthe North Wing, Dean Lizbeth one on the right) children (Courtney Jone . Malcolm Keith. Jackson provoked much laughter by paro dyingheremail updates with increasingly and Madison Jennings) in presenting a Left: Crystal Jennings desperate announcements about the dramatic interpretation of ' 'The First Da . mu ters a smile as progress of the construction work. Al of Law School." Courtney. after weeks of Courtney Jones arul though two ac ts fell through at the la t practice. stunningly used the phrase res Madison Jennings keep moment. the audience thoroughl enjo 'ed judicata for Professor Grover' s Civil Pro her in line. cedure "class". The audience was de seeing law school life parodied and the hidden talents oftheir colleagues revealed. lighted to see I Ls portra ed as onfused. Below: Elizabeth Sanger "Law Law Palooza" was certainly a suc et eager, preschoolers. hannon Hadeed sing "We'll All Be cess in its inaugural year. then sang "Law tudentBlues." herorigi l'iormalAgain omeday". nal composi tion lamenting diffi ulties well a goal \'hich eems known to the audience. Lacrecia Cade and contrary to the chool's Jammie Jackson displayed their vocal tal Melissa ewton would like to thank every tage manager. ent in "Same Script, Different Cast, " a song one who worked on the ariety Show: Andrew Alexander for playing a trul illustrating what they dubbed "a law school letbargi.c construction worker and for op loye triangle." Edith English closed out Dean Taylor Reveley for graciously erating sound. the first half of the show with "A Good hosting the show. Lacrecia Cade for handling publicity Lav\:yer is Hard to Find," unless, she noted, • Edith English for donating her time and for the show. YOU are at William and Mary. talent. Bill Bowen, Colin Miller, Zoe hal om: . For Act II, OCPP's Brian Lewis and Rob Paul Bartsch for providing wonderful Katie Riley, Eri akano, Chad Carder, Kaplan organized "Law' chools A musical accompaniment. Julie Windhom. and Deborah iegel for Waggin," a humorous rendition ofa staff Liz Jackson for her uplifting construc ushering and selling tickets and refresh meeting featuring man,' members of the tion updates. ments. faculty and administration. and et to the Rob Kaplan and Brian Lewis for orga All the perfonners and everyone el e tune of"Wells Fargo Wagon" from The nizing the fantastic faculty skit. that donated their time talent and/or chil Music Man. They were followed by Eliza " All the faculty that sang beautifully, dren. beth Sanger. wno inspired impressive au including John Levy, Patty Roberts, Su Holly Shaver Byrant for her dedica dience participation in her song "I Hope ~Grover Fa eShealy,TerriLorinez.and tion. We'll all be. onnal Again Someday." an Trotter Hardy. PDP executive board, for keeping me original composition lament about how Sherry Carpenter for being an e 'cellent sane (or at least trying to). 2 ======Monday, October 22,2001 THE-AMICUS

years, has three sons, is an eight-year volunteer leader with the Boy Scouts, and SIPS collects maps (a hobby he has in his blood from his cartographer parents). Shortly after joining Mays & Valen Speaker: tine, the firm established a new position specializing in trademark and copyright law and Joel became the Intellectual Prop "This stuff erty Office, a position he views as being on the liberal arts side of intellectual property law. He does primarily transactional, pa is fun." per-intensive work, with his fum being large enough for him to avoid litigation, By Gary Abbott About half his time goes to contract nego tiations for the use of trademarks and copyrighted material and another quarter The Student Intellectual Property So goes to "assorteds," things like copy ciety (SIPS) presented its premier speaker, righting (very formulaic and routine), po attorney Joel Ankney, on Thursday, Octo licing trademarks and sending out letters ber 11. The headline-notable quote "this to desist on trademark infringement. For stuff is fun" comes from Mr. Ankney, the remainder ofhis time he gets to work on referring to the work he does as a trademark trademark registration,. which is what he and copyright lawyer with Mays & Valen really enjoys doing, and which was the tine, LLP, in Virginia Beach, Va. For a full subject of most of the hour. hour, he entertained and informed the au Joel has a personal portfolio ofapproxi dience on what it is like to work with mately 200 trademarks. In trademark regis trademarks and copyrights for a living. tration there are 12 points ofdifferentiat ion Joel graduated from the Marshall evaluated by the approving body that Wythe School of Law in 1991 , worked usually finds problems. Unlike patent briefly for an environmental law firm in work where attorneys and reviewers de Richmond, and has been with Mays & velop a personal working relationship, he Joel Ankney, Intellectual Property Attorney, Speaks to SIPS Valentine for several years. Besides hav rarely runs into the same trademark re ing a fun job, Joel's life outside work is viewer twice. Even so, informal problems, rejected because the reviewers found 80 with "PLA Y" on it used by a motivational equally interesting. He served on a church like slogan phrasing and signatures, can people in the U.S., out of a population of consulting firm. He noted that such trade mission to Reunion Island in the Indian be resolved easily. Some problems are 281 million, who actually have that name. marks are hard to fit into a standard file Ocean in his early 20's and engages in lots. tougher, though. His extreme example was Joel is still working on that one. folder. of outdoor activities like mountain biking of a trademark containing a completely The fun part? Things like having an Mr. Ankney finished up with some and kayaking. He has been married for 15 fictitious propername. The trademark was artist client whose work is now on the title two-fold career advice. Ifspecialization is page of John Grisham:s latest book, hav the goal, stick with large firms in big cities ing been Michael Jackson 's copyright at where you can be fully devoted to intellec torney at one time, and getting a "Special tual property law. Failing that, learning Thanks To' mention in the liner notes ofa some trademark and copyright law is use THE AMICUS CURIAE rock band's CD. Then, there are the 3-D ful in any size firm. You can get more work trademark objects from clients, like an from existing clients by tending to their William & Mary School of Law acrylic block embossed with the cornpilny copyright and trademark needs along with P. o. Box 8795 Williamsburg, Virginia 23187 (757) 221 -3582 logo and the trademark ten inch red ball their other legal issues. "Dedicated to th e complete and objective reporting of student news and opinion"

Editor: Katie Riley Managing Editor: Sarah Kinsman.. Features Editor: Brooke Heilborn Calendar/Copy Editor: Deborah Siegal Business Editor: Brian Miller . Web-Page Editor: Eric Nakano LayoutEditor: Michael R."Thompson

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Editorial Polic. ' -The letters arid opinion pages of The Amiclls are dedi ated to all student opinion regardless of fornl or ontent. The Amicus reseryes the right to edit for spelling and grammar, but not content. Letters to the Editor may not necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper or its staff. All letters to the Editor hould be submitted by 5 p.m.on the Thursday prior to publication. Th eAmicus will not print a letter without confirnlation ofthe author's name. We may, howe\'er, withhold the name on request. Letters oyer 500 words may be returned to the writer with a request that the letter be edited for the sake of space, Monday, October 22, 2001 THE AMICUS 3 Spain P.rogralll: Another Capital Jury Project Option for Next SUDlDler By Deborah Siegel In the upcoming weeks, sixteen Will range from dealing with what evidence iam & Mary law students will be getting the was most persuasive in deciding for or opportunity to interview people who were against death, to the quality of the lawyer return didn't have to pay for the program. jurors on capital murder cases in Virginia. ing, to judging and other influential fac By Katie Riley And ofthe students from William & Mary, The students are participating in a re tors. the program waived some of the tuition or search study with Professor Paul Marcus. William & Mary Students are respon In recent weeks, the law school has board for two bilingual law students, to The purpose of the study is to collect sible for interviewing jurors in the south been filled with suits: 2Ls busily being help the other Americans get along in a empirical data from actual jurors on capital eastern part of the state. Students from interviewed by on-campus employers, foreign country. murder cases in Virginia and create a pool Georgetown University Law School are hoping to land the perfect job for sununer . Students who return from the program of information from which various studies interviewing jurors in northern Virginia 2002. But, for the recently arrived I Ls this glow about the experience. Apparently, can be done. The Virginia interviews fol and law students at UV A are interviewing may seem intimida~g, watching other the Spanish have a more festive outlook on low similar studies done in Califomia, Texas, jurors in the western part of the state. students worry about sununer plans in life. They don't eat dinner until 9 or 10 at Florida and South Carolina. The study is Participating in this part of the study as October. Fortunately, there is an alterna night, and then go out partying all night. funded mainly by researchers at Cornell interviewers are William & Mary Law stu tive: William&Mary's summer program in (The clubs get going at around 3 in the University, and the information collected dents: Rebecca Borowski (3L), Brittney Spain. The last issue of the Amicus fea morning and close at 7 or 8.) Then, the will be used by Professor Marcus and the Campbell (2L), RonakChokshi (2L), Eaton tured a few photos oflast year's Spanish students go home to take showers and eat Cornell faculty and then will be open to Curtis (2L), Ann Keith (3 L), Stephen Keane program participants. But this issue will breakfast, and it's off to schooL Classes others for varying uses. Marcus antici (3L), Meredith Lugo (3L), Anne Mason discuss the program in more detail. fmish early in the day, and everyone goes pates that not just those in the law field, but (2L), Briordy Meyers (2L), Colin Miller William & Mary's Spain Program is a home for an afternoon siesta. Besides the also sociologist and psychologists, will (2L), Andrew Riley (2L), Deborah Siegel (lve week adventure in Madrid. Students late-night partying and the interesting use the collected data in several articles (3L), Jeanne Tyler (2L), Stewart Wetchler take classes in a variety of international things to see and do in Madrid. students and studies. (3L),JenniferWorley(3L), and Emily Zitter law and civil law classes in The Legal often take weekend trips to oth~r parts of The students will be interviewingju Smith(2L). Professor Marcus hopes to give System of the European Union, European Spain or Europe. Pamplona's running of rors who sat on capital cases in Virginia other students the opportunity to partici Union Law & Politics, International Envi the bulls is a popular event, and a trip there approximately 5-8 years ago. About one pate in further parts of the study. Marcus ronmental Law, Human Rights in Europe, is inevitably plarmed to visit it. Also in half of the cases resulted in life sentences stated that while some aspects of working Legal Aspects of International Business cluded in the program is an afternoon event and one half resulted in the death penalty. with empirical data are difficult, such as Transactions, Comparative Federalism, every Wednesday, including trips to the William & Mary students will collect the persuading people to participate and keep Spanish Constitutional Law & Policy, and Spanish Parliament and the Constitutional data by doing one-on-one interviews with ing on top ofall the cases, ithas been really Comparative Corporations. Students take Court. After the events, everyone gathers jurors who agree to be interviewed. Stu interesting to work with the student's in three two-credit classes, and if bilingual back at the dorm for a party, and some ofthe dents will be asking a wide range ofques volved in the study. have the opportunity to arrive one week faculty show up as well. tions, mostly dealingwith the penalty phase early for an externsbip with a Spanisb law "Probably the best feature of the program 1S of the trials the jurors sat on. Questions firm. All the classes are taught in English getting ahead in your law school educa and all but one ofthe professors are Span tion. 2Ls begin the fall with six additional ish. They are also all very prestigious credits under their belts (useful to reduce within Spain and Europe, especially in the often hectic 2L fall semester), and sig- t------ politics. Some of the professors include nificantly improved GPAs. There's a rumor the former Spanish Director General of among William & Mary law students that Nature . Conservation, an advisor to the the program's professors grade easy. Society will "fill a gap" in current academic Spanish Prime Minister, the former Setre Although there are dozens ofintemational New Club legal discourse. taryGeneral ofthe MadridRegional Parlia summer programs for law students, Will The American Constitution Society ment, an advisor to the Spanish Parliament, iam & Mary's Spain Program is the only was started at Georgetown Law School in and an advisor with the Spanish Depart program to directly apply the credits and on Campus: 1999 (originally called the Madison Soci mentofConunerce. William&Marysends grades you receive to your law school ety) as a reaction to the Federalist Society one professor and one program manager transcripts. Additionally, William & Mary's and the current shift in legal thinking to the to Madrid each sununer. Last summer, program is one of the cheapest out there at The right. (Remember when Rebnquist' s fed Professor Selassie went to teach a course approximately $5, 700 for travel, room and eralist opinions were merely dissents? on Law & Development, while Jim Heller board. Board includes three meals a day, We've all been told in Co~stitutional Law went to manage the program. The profes five days a week, and the room also in American that our professors historically never sors William & Mary sends changes every cludes linens and maid service. (Loans are taught the Tenth Amendment.) As the year, and this next yearwiHfeature Profes available to help pay for the costs.) The student chapter organizing handbook ex sor Dwyer teaching Comparative F·amily Spain Program occurs during the later half Constitution plains, the American Constitution Society Law and Dean Kaplan as program man of the summer, so many students end up "seek(s) to restore the fundamental pri; ager. hanging around Williamsburg, working as ciples of respect for human dignity, pro The program is not affiliated with a Span a research assistant for a law professor for Society tection of individual rights and liberties, ish university, but students live together the first half of the summer and then going genuine equality, and access to justice to in a big dormitory (co/egio) of a Madrid abroad for the second half. their rightful-and traditionally central university. Apparently, the dormitory is F or anyone interested, next summer's pro By Katie Riley place in American political debate. We well equipped, containmg a lounge, recre gram will run from July 1 to August 1. recognize the profound role that legal ation area, bar, chapel, library, tennis court, Watch for informational sessions in No The most recent organization addition theory and doctrine play in shaping broader basketball court, television room, and vember to learn · more or contact Ann to Marshall-Wythe is a William & Mary political debate and, ultimately, the daily swimming, and linens and maid service are Beckley in the Spain Program office across chapter of the American Constitution So lives of American citizens. Today, a con supplied. Last summer, there were 99 from Room239. Applications are a simple cietyfor Law and Policy .. On Wednesday, servative vision of law pervades-in aca students in the program. There were 24 two page form, and all students in good October 10'\ Professors Dwyer and demic scholarship, in judicial interpretation, William & Mary students, and the rest standing are accepted to the program. Gerhardt held an organizational meeting in legislative action and executive branch were from 44 law schools throughout the Although the final due date is in early April, for students interested in learning more policies. The American Constitution Soci United States. Additionally, there were 12 the program fills up quickly and you should about the American Constitution Society. ety aims to counter that vision .. .." Spanish law students, who acted as guides submit your application in January or Feb Having both participated in the Society at Like the Federalist Society, the Ameri or hosts to the Americans, and who in ruary. a national level, they commented that the can Constitution Society claims to be non partisan, not taking formal positions on continued on page 12.. . 4 ======Monday, October 22,2001 THEAMlCUS ABA Negotiations New Moot Court Team Tournament Selected By Katie Riley make up the second team, and Derek By Eric Nakano most critical to competitors was Cynthia DeGrass (I L) and Todd Muldrew (I L) will Faraone, who sat tethered to a laptop Besides the traditional competitions at be alternates. Ifthe teams win the regional The annual Bushrod Moot Court Tour computer operating the. arcane piece of William & Mary for Moot Court and Trial competition (against approximately a dozen nament neared its conclusion last week, spreadsheet programming used to equal Team, students now have the option to schools), they will continue on to the and by the time this article is published, the ize judge scores, occasionally cursing the display their abili ties in three other types national competition in Philadelphia next final round will be over. Nearly halfofthe inability of law students and lawyers to oflegal skills: negotiations, client counsel February. 2L class competes each year for 32 spots perform basic addition . • ing, and mediation. William & Mary's NCCB is planning on the ·Moot Court team. This year, 87 Although this year's tournament was Last year saw the formation of the two more tournaments for early next se competitors vied for spots on the team . . the first Bushrod Tournament in recent William & Mary Negotiations and Client mester. A client counseling competition Thisyear's problem, written by Bushrod memory to run on time, the newfound Counseling Board. The NCCB is part ofthe will be held in January. Forthis competi Research Justice Daniel Fortune, pitted timeliness came at the cost ofcontro versy. ABA Student Division, and was founded tion, students will have to sign up as competitors against each other in an argu Underanewpolicy implemented this year, for the purpose of bringing ABA student partners to compete. The two students will ment over whether the Fourth Amendment judges in the preliminary rounds were pro competitions to William & Mary. Running play the roles ofattorney and client (switch permits the search ofa vehicle based upon hibi ted from providing any feedback to the the NCCB this year are Jason Halliburton, ing roles in later rounds), and will be judged the smell of marijuana, and if not, what competitors folio\'. ing their rounds. In Amy Demski, and Steve Carling, all ofwho on how they interact with each other dur additional factors would be necessary to stead, competitors received an email after participated in tournaments last year. ing a client interview. This was the only pern1it a search. Included in the problem the first round providing a number ofgen On September 28,h and 29'\ the NCCB one of the three competitions that NCCB were a number of red herrings and dis eral suggestions. When initially ques Negotiations Tournament was held. The didn't host last year at William & Mary. puted facts that careful competitors had to tioned aboutthis change in policy, Bushrod problem was an employment gender dis Look out for information about obtaining simultaneously try to avoid yet be pre organizers explained that the new polic . crimination claim against a cruise line. The the packets. The intent to compete form pared to address. was the result of severai complaints last · competitors were given various fact pat will be due November 30'h. Responding to questions about conflict year that different judges provided contra terns, representing the employer or the The next competition will be the advo ing state jurisprudence, how a police of dictory advice, as well as past years' rounds employee, and then switching roles in later cacy and mediation tournament next F eb ficer is comparable to a narcotics-sniffing running late. Despite this justification, rounds. For the competition, the two com- ruary. Students will also be required to dog, and whether being locked in a squad several student judges were unhappy with . petitors would negotiate an agreement on sign up to compete as teams. The student car constitutes an arrest, competitors fin the arrangement. behalf of their clients Gust like in Legal competitors will get to role playa media ished their rounds mostly unaware of the Also new to moot court generally this Skills). Although settlement might not be tion session and will be provided with a behind-the-scenes wrangling being per year is a brief-writing class in the second reached, the j udges scored the competi certified mediator by the tournament's formed by Bushrod Justice James Hess. semester taught by Sprightly Ryan, the tors on how creative and flexible they were organizers. They will meet with opposing During rounds, Hess scrambled about new faculty ~dvisor for the Moot Court during the negotiations, how well they counsel for 45 minutes or so, then will have shuffiingjudges, bailiffs, and pizza. Arn1ed team. This course, which will be worth one dealt with the other side's curve balls. the opportunity to recess for a few minutes with a set of worn 3" x 5" note cards, he credit, is a workshop designed to teach Sixteen students competed in the NCCB to discuss things over amongst them tackled the last minute room substitutions brief writing skills to the new team mem Negotiations Tournament. Because ne selves. They will also be allowed to meet and other problems with few major hitches. bers. It is hoped that this class will improve gotiation is not a skill that requires a lot of with the mediator one on one. Even more behind the scenes, Chief Jus the team's competitiveness next yearwhep legal training to do, several I L' s tried out. For all the tournaments, competitors tice Jon Arena, as well as Jamie Desciak the new team members will be required to Although the tournament would normally must be members of the NCCB, paying a and Sam Franck (Administrative Justices) write briefs for their competitions. require the competitors to work in pairs, $20 membership fee. ~he costs of these hoped that no twist of fate would unravel the NCCB leaders opted for single com tournaments is great and the William & their months-long preparations. Perhaps petitors in order to have a greater number Mary NCCB is trying to cover ~ ll the fees ofco mpetitors overall. Four students won as well as aim to get compensation for the the tournament and are scheduled to go to students sent to the regional competi the regional competition at North Carolina tions. If you are interested in learning Central University in November in two more, contactJ ason Halliburton (3 L) or put teams of two. Melissa Jackson (3L) won something in the NCCB hanging file. There the tournament overall, and her partner at is also a NCCB bulletin board display regionals will be Kate Lenane ( I L). Sada along the new hallway next to Room 124. Andrews ( I L) and Kevin Bames (I L) will Moot Court Team 2002

Amy McMaster Justin Roberts Ansley Peacock KellyFaman Anthony Mingione Kerri Corning Ashley Hornsby Krissy Froelich Ashley Moore Kyle Everett Barrett Theis Lelan Carpenter Brian Athey Louise Phelan Brian McCann Melanie Conrad C. Michael Williams Meredith Booker Awad . Carl "Zeke" Ross Michael Lawson Moot Court team members Ansley Pea Colin Miller Paul Dame cock and Brian McCann argue against Daniel Bames Richard Zimmer each other in one ofteh final rounds. Derek Redmond Ross Fulton Ian Conner Samantha Lonetto JaSon Collins SamerObeid Jason Everett Sherrie Campbell

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Speaking of having fun at the expense of questionable casting choices ... it's the Portrait of Robert Boyle I Should Be Law and Order drinking game. It is real B) Dale O. Mobley simple. Every time the new ADA regresses idea at odds seemingl with the values at and exposes the fact that her last gig was There is a portrait-a painting--of the core of Western, propertied expan Studying a soap opera, drink. Every time it becomes Robert Boyle in the upstairs gallery of the sion? The room and painting and placard By Char Rieck clear that they let her pick her own ward Muscarelle Museum on Jamestown Road. are silent on this, and one is left to one's robe (eg. pink in court), drink twice. EveI)' It is on the wall dividing the secular paint own thoughts. A postscript can be added time Lenny makes a sarcastic remark, so Around here, Homecoming is referred to ings from the religious. and grouped with though, before one moves to the Renais cial, because that's fun for every body. as "Fall from Grace." Hats offto whomever the.otherportraits, right next to William of sance paintings or the Co rot landscape or Speaking of sarcasm, I have an idea for came up with that clever pun. You get it: Orange. (The painting was painted by the modernist efforts, in that Boyle seems NBC's cursed Thursday 8:30 slot "Falr', it's in October, in the fall. (You (Inside "1 ames Worsdale, and I don't think it would to have been preoccupied with other sub cannot see me, but trying to figure how Schwarc isn 't an improvement): the Sar be considered important artistically.) Yet jects too, particularly the dis ourse be casm Olympics. I'm serious; sarcasm is a someone at sometime thought that name Boyle is known on two counts, as spelled tween science and theology. Boyle eems skill that needs to be showcased. Just was clever is causing me to make this "at out in the placard: as the chemistand as the to haye held that where contradictions show highlights of the week's previous aloss to explain anything" face. I call itthe philanthropist. Boyle'S law is afactforany were found between the two, the problem shows. Mypicks ... Bronze: Dr. Cox fron1 Marty Schottenheimer face.) The awful chemistry student stud. ing the laws of was misunderstanding of the one or mis a "that" guy" who has so much pun notwithstanding, the name does in Scrubs. gases, a law that gets worked over and understanding of the oth,er, and that they potential he's worth noting. As an added fact work on another level. cobbled together with laws from Charles remained ultimately and rigidly harmoni bonus, his show also stars the girl who You see. by now, once you have spent and Guy-Lus acs and others until the ous. This is profound for a 17th century endured two stints as the re from late August to mid-October in law separate emergence of a chemistry equation that thinker, although a Puritan and Cah'inist, placement for Becky Conner on school (perhaps tllis is unique to this law the modem chemistry student is required and has eveI)'thing to do with the discus "Roseanne." Silver: Chandler Bing (once school, but I doubt it) you have fallen. You to remember. One doesn't tend to dwell on sions in the paper over whether a Kan as great but fading). Gold: Toby Zeigler. haye been changed, oryou are aboutto be. this law, or wonder how important or use school district should teach evolution in Additionally, the aforementioned Lenny r am not talking about some werewolf or ful it is , but it remains that he found it and it- classrooms, or teach creationism, or Briscoe (the Edwin Moses of sar asm) Kafka-esque transfornlation here; it's much published itin 166:2 and his portrait is in the teach both or a mixture. The irony may be, should be the first recipient of the Lenny subtler, but it can be nearly as disturbing. gallery. then, for this the oldest of portraits in the Briscoe Memorial Award for lifetime Law school effects the way one thinks; it The placard also draws the other rela collection, whose legacies seenlingly have achievement. almost has to in order for one to survive. tion, that the subject of the painting left a had their day, that his most profound Digital Cable may not ruin myGPA, butit For some, this is not disturbing, but per bequest of a general nature, not for any contribution has et to be heard. is sure going to try. Here are some more of haps comforting and may go unnoticed. purpose, but for any "pious and chari my thoughts: For others. (me) this was pretty upsetting table' use and that subsequent! a man When with bold telescopes J sun'e:y the and completely unexpected. sought this out and secured money to old and newl), discOl'ered stars and Yasmine Bleeth' s Baywatch.photo juxta After my first month and a half here I fund a department at a school in the ew planets .. . when with excellellt micro posed to her mug shot would be the most started looking at my environment as a World devoted to the education of the scopes J discem ... the unimitable effecti\'e anti-drug poster ever. 01lectioll ofpossible torts, examining my. Americ.an Indian, the school being William sub/iii!)' ofnature '5 curious apartment to see if I had been construc & Mary. One is tempted to try to assess worhIlGllship ... ljilldn~, :se(/ojiellhilles No matter how many times 1 read, write, two tively evicted, and started editing my con these legacies, to measure them side reduc.ed to exclaim with the Psalmist, hear, or say it, the word "dicta" still forces Yersations, omitting any comments that by side. The law seems slowly bound for How mall~rold are Thy works, 0 an immature grin to my face. seemed irreleyant. The worst part was that obscurity. Of the funding of a school for Lord ... ill wisdom hast Thou made them I did not eyen notice the changes. Finally, Indians in 1700, what became of this? all' Here are other words that getting to use r went back to myoId fraternity for our What fell from these efforts? What causes makes law fun: in-limine, nolo contendere, homeconling and it [mally struck me. While were set in motion by a single humanitarian - Robert Boyle, Seraphick Love quo warranto, de noyo, and sua sponte. sitting high up in my alma matter's football Sua sponte is so much fun that it really isn't stadium, I ac tually wondered if they had right ofus to keep it to ourselves. It should e\'er been sued for not having a handrail be shared with the general public. specifi extending all the way up the bleachers (oh c.ally the good people at Sports Cell tel'. I myGod ... ). mean think about it, Dan Patrick or Rich It was then that my dual personalities were Nathan's Gives Advice on . Eisen doing the highlights, "Iverson steals created. There's the law school me: dili .the in-bounds pass, then Iverson ... sua gent, logical. analytical. dry, and skeptical. sponte." Or, in hockey scoring. "Ava Then, there is the evef)'\vhere else me: lazy, lanche goal scored by"# 19 Joe Sakic, unas .Pro per Attire random, easily entertained, occasionally sisted at :40 in the third. That's Sakie, sua funny. and gullible. This has worked pretty sponte, at :40." Or perhaps best of all, \\·ell. but problem is now that I am a 3L By: Tim Peltier looking professional and the importance given to Pat Su'mmerall and John Madden, and hence, not so worried about class ofwell -fitting business attire. While push "Boy, John, it didn't look like anyone the everywhere else me has started As you walk around the Lav,' School ing his made-to-order suits and shirts, touched Tyrone Wheatley on that one." showing up pretty frequently wllile I should it is hard to go three feet without seeing Mr. Zell answered questions about men 's "You're right, Pat, I think he fumbled it sua be studying. So, absent a better idea for a someone all dressed up. \Vhether it is for and women' s clothing in various price sponte." One c.an .only dream. column for this issue I decided to share Legal Skills, Moot Court, or, most impor ranges. with you (both of you who are reading) tantly, for a job interyiew, we are all The bottpm line ofMr. Zell' s presen I'm suing the New York Mets for inten learning some of the sightings of the eyef)'\vhere what 'it means to dress like a tation was that clothing is an investment tional infliction of emotional distress for else me today, when I should be studying. - lawyer. On October 9 Michael J. Zell and worth the money spent and that this past season. If I am successful, the No serious drama benefits from uninten from Nathan's, a custom tailor at 828 E. looking good can be as valuable as great Boston Red Sox will be bankrupt in sec Main St in Richmond, came to tional humor more than NYPD Blue. For grades. Having at least one great outfit onds. get Ricky Schroder, never mind Detective Williamsburg Lodge and gave a presen will help you to be comfortable and make tation on dressing for success as a law Zach Morris, and ignore that they brought a great impression at ajob intervie\v. Can someone please tell me why there are student and as a la\\')'er. in a 90_10 alum rtanessa Marcil) to help Mr. Zell offered a $100 dis ount to room numbers on the bathrooms in the During a wine and cheese reception maKe DetectiveZach look not so silly. Am William and 1ary Law students who are library? Has anyone eyer had a meeting in Mr. Zell met with a group ofabout fifteen I the only one willing to lay down serious ready to shell out the S -00 to 1500 for his there? An interview? students and discussed the Yalue of money that sometime before the show custom made ::;uits. ends, someone from Full House will be Being here for over two years may not have cast as a regular? Kimmy Gibbler isn't caused me to fall from grace, but I'\'e fallen, doing anything, why not? oh, how I ve fallen. Monday,O tober __ . 200 I THE .~" lICl' S Flavor in your Ear Commuter's - Lalllent

A poem of frustration. with cliches By Tim Emry cial-type track, produced by Missy, but it tures a guest spot fro"m Big Gipp from i actually pretty decent. "2 U" is a rather Goodie Mob. The song is a bit mellower byTimKollas After a long musi reviewing hiatus. unimaginative rack and 'In the Meantime" but the lyrics arejust as off, nsive. '00 U" I'm back. The Hip-Hop scene has been is really a mediocre song that sounds a bit featuring the GZA is a very well produced I am not a mechanic. slo> for a while, but I found a few recent like old ade, but not as good. Interest track with a creepy violin and Bobby mak But every owner of releases that are worth talking about. Vv'hile ingly "Forever oMore"isaspokenword ing his famous '"digital beeping" noises at old olk wagens mo t people are probabl listening to the track., a poem writt~n and read by Mary. It various points in the tra k. "La Rhumba" is forced to learn, Jay-Z album r m trying to fo us on orne i a pretty good poem, but it is too bad that is the first single and probably one of the or owes a mechani real Hip-Hop and also some de ent R&B _ it was buried at the end of the album. best song on the album. It is a remake of their first born. and Soul mu i that provide for good 'Testimony" i the final song on the album an old classic panish ballad. RZA defi Intelle tual death march. Ii tening. and probably one of the strongest. The nitelyputs his own v.. U-feel to the remake - Put these rocks in a pile. song has some true passion to it, some though. Method Man also provides a Done already? Mary J. Blige thing that a lot of the album utterly lacks. trong erse to make this a truly memo Same rocks, new pile. NoMoreDrama Again, too bad the song wasn't placed rable track. Every month, new malfunction. Rating: **and 112* earlier in the album. Bad ·brakes. (out ora possible *****) ODB is featured on the disturbing Oil leak . V :bile there are some definite high mo "Black Widow Part 2." This is a song that Exhaust leaking into cab. The one and only Queen of Hip-Hop ments to thi album, it is omewhat in ~on only a devoted fan to ODB and the W th Tranny linkage bolt falls out. and oul is back with her 5 studio release sistent, and ha til produced. While the could appre iate, to anyone else it could Three times. in her prolific areer. Unfortunatel . this album may have a large commercial appeal, easily cause nightmares. "Shad" and Fixed those already? Or not? album is a bit of a disappointment. In many ofMary ' s die-hard fans will likely be "Break Bread" are both solid tracks that Here' s another: retrospect, I fear she peaked with the cia - disappointed by this offering. feature strong female vocals. "Bong Bong" It stalls on the freeway. sic My Lifi . This album still displays her is another favorite from the album. It is Sometimes restarts, sometimes not. clear ocal talent and there are a few gems quite possibly the best song on the CD. Thi time not. on the CD, but it is certainl not a disc that It's a fun , methodical ditty with a very - Fuel pump? Carburetor? Seem OK. you ill listen to straight through. It seem RZA as Bobby Digital strong beat and it also features some scath It's getting spark. it's getting fuel. that Mary has suffered the same fate of Digital Bullet ing attacks directed at "fake" rappers and Water in my gas? Janet Jackson, trying too hard to adjust her Rating: **** R&B artists. "Throw Your Flag Up" is Clintonesque: sound in a pop-dominated music industry. another song with a classic Wu feel to it: it's the fuel pump, stupid. Thl;; undispmable leader or the Wu very enjoyable. "Be A Man" is another New terrain on the death march, The fir t ]:rack "Love" is a strong and Tang Clan presents us with the second strong track with a 1970's feel and sample taunted by new-car owners upbeat ong with some lear rock influ album from his alter ego Bobby Digital. to it. "Righteous Way" is a mellow Reggae and grease monkeys ences. It is an interesting way to start off The fir tDigital album was horribly under track that features JR Reid. On "Build who lie so well the album, indicating Mary's intent to try rated, as people did not appreciate the Strong" you see more RZA and less Bobby. they could be lawyers. a new sound with this release. ' Family depth ofthe RZA's messageandcommen This song provides a blueprint for decod "New pump? $63, special order." Affair" the first single from the album, i tary on the tate of Hip-Hop. This album ing the rest of the album. It also features_ One wanted one-eighty, 3 days. somewhat catchy, but is really a rather is much of the same. RZA ha indicated the very talented, yet underrated Tekitha. The last honest mechanic. mediocre song .•The track was produced that it is actually th~ prequel to the first It is a strong and emotional testament to Glimmer of hope shred of decency. by Dr. Ore, probably the reason ithas such Bobby album. The urban superhero that many of the problems that Bobby faces in He should be a lawyer: a generic and unimaginative sound. "Steal has become Bobby Digital is a figure that his life. On the special limited edition "Universal pump, under $40- Away," and , Crazy Game ' followan~are is supposed to represent the embodiment version ofthe album, RZA was nice enough get one anywhere." both without many redeeming qualities. of many ofthe evils in the Hip-Hop Com to add two un-named tracks which are Small ictory: $28, now. They displa neither depth nor emotion, munity. RZA has chosen to use satire and rather good. That increases the total num But wait, there's more. two of Mary 1's traditional trademarks. irony to launch his critique of the system ber of the tracks on the album to a titanic The jaws of defeat and this irony has flown over the heads of 20. are hungry. "PMS" i an intere ting, bluesytrack. While many listeners. While you were waiting, the content of the song is not the most A listener definitely gets their money's State Police had it towed. sexy, the track, featuring sultry vo als by Generally, this album is strong at the worth with this album. It was another very Now how much would you pay? Mary and the guitar playing of Lenny end, as th~ early tracks leave a bit to be good effort by RZA and the whole Wu You might expect to pay · Kra itz is very attractive. " 0 More desired. The first track "Show You Love" Tang Clan who are back on the rise after an extra seventy-five. Drama' is a fun song, mainly because it borrows the hook from Ghostface's "We sev~ral weak projects. While the casual And you will. features a memorable hook, stolen from a Made It." The familiar sound of the song Hip-Hop fan may not enjoy this album, Tomorrow. soap opera theme. The song "Destiny" is ease the listener into the album rather anyone who remotely enjoys the W u w:ould Poet-mechanic? Neither. very reminiscent of the feel from her My nicely. "Can't Loose" is a dirty, old school certainly find this to be a worthy purchase. Life album, and it works pretty well here track with a haunting blues guitar beat. Zen and the art of...? too. "WhereI'veBeen"isarathersmooth "Glocky Pop" is a violent track where Kiss my ass. and good track that features a verse by Bobby romanticizes the noises that his I am not a mechanic. Eve. On "Beautiful Day,' Mary is trying handgun makes. The track is nice because too hard to sound like Erykah Badu, but we it also features several other members of all know there can only be one of her. the Wu. "MustBeBobby"has a trademark eerie piano beat to it, makiri'g it very listen "Flying Away" is definitely one of the able. highlights of the album. It is a very laid back, enjoyable song. Ideal for those Bobby resurrects the controversial quiet, hot evenings with no distractions song from his previous album with "Do and worries. "Never Been" is a commer- mestic Violence Part 2." This edition fea- - ======Monday, October 22,2001 THEA.'vIICUS Another Great Softball Tournament ...' If You're a lL By Brian Miller 3L's looked hot out of the gate, with their literally pissed away. I passed out when I strong hitting and solid fielding eaming got borne, 0 I don't remember the score, L Saturday, October 6'. will go down in them a 6-" lead going into the bottom ofthe but it really wasn't close in that second history a yet another painful reminder of last inning. But tben the wheels started to game. Much to everyone's sUl1Jrise, over the effe ts of the ravages of age. In what come off The:...L' - managed to string in the winner's bracker, the vaunted 2L used TO be a guaranteed right of passage together a few hits and tied the game at 6 squad struggled mightily before eventu for the ., L las . the I L lass managed to alL Postponing the inevitable. with (\:\,0 on ally taIling to the undefeated I L squad. stage yet another improbable vict ry in and t",:o outs. first-base woman Hadley One oitheir guys \vas even \vearing bona the law hool' annual softball touma Perkins speared a rocker line drive down fide baseball pants! They were that good, ment. Held at the traditional two fields thefir-tba e line for the third and final out. I guess?) With the experience of the behind the lame City County Rec Center. bolding the tie and forcing extra innings. In veteran teams fa iling to buy them any this year's tournament wa a resounding thee. tra. the bottom ofthe Lline-up fa ed sympathy with the umps. the stage was et :u ce s. Though the rum red faculty otTagainst the top hitters for the 2L squad. fo r an unprecedented all- IL finaL I was r am failed to materialize. there were four and the 2L 's brought home the needed run sunburned by thi point. howe\'er, and strong team gathered for battl . Going in. fo r the win in the bottom-half of the 7th. had lost interest in softball hours before, the odd -on tavorite to repeat \.,ould have Oh. and on of the 1L teams bear the other and so I have no idea who \von the fi nal had to have been the _L ream ofGet Drunk 1Lrearu. game. Grab some I Land ask them ifyou're and Hit tufT. \\ ho ul1Jri:ed all by\,,iinning that eager to find out. But one ofthe teams the UVA National T urnament last year. o the 3L' headed ofT to the 10 er' s did win the right to."o to Charlottesville in There \\ a an eager. talented. and largely bra ket again t one of tbe I L' s and the April and repre ent the "\::..&M. Be t of ~ober group of3L' who were primed to _L's moved on to face the victorious I L luck. dethrone the reigning hamps. And lastly. team. In the second game, the 3L's fell there v,:ere {\\; di fTerent I L teams rounding behind early otT the pathetic pit hing of All in all. it was another great day, a out the field offour. Brian Miller. to the tune of an 8- 1 deficit. great escape and distraction, and some of from which they never quite recovered. It us can now claim to have "exercised" at The day couldn' t have tarted out any should be noted that my fellow Amicus least once in the last calendar year. Still, it better: bright beautiful sun hine with tem writer Tim ''Benedict Arnold" Emry was was bittersweet in a way, eeing as how it perature in the upper 60 . In an unfortu spotted playing for the 1L team. He's a was the last of my three attempts at win nate twist of fate, the first round games L. .. go figure. As the beer et in, and the ning the tourney. I would like to thank pitted the _L and 3L teams against each vision blurred, the 3L's chances of ad Katie Brewer for her efforts in making mher. while; the; hyo ! L tcams got it on. The va n~in g in their fmal tournament were things run smoothly and to all those who came out and · Monday, October 22, 200 I THE A-MICUS 9 ADlicus In

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6) What's your least favorite 13) Ifyou could appoint the next HOMECOMING WEEKEND ~ smell? three Supreme Court justices, who would they be? -' A cup of milk left in a car for weeks on OCT25TH-28TH J .•: end. I would auction off the rights so that I could become independently wealthy = 7) What other profession would idle rich. you like to try? 14) Professor Barnard's Ques 39. 95+TAX -- Independently wealthy = idle rich. tion: Ifyou are as smart as we (FOR 2 PERSONS) think you are, why aren't you 8) What other profession would making seven figures some - you NOT wantto try? where as a lawyer? CALL NOW ON 757-229-3400 TO Mortician You mean that this is not the right way MAKE RESERVKfiONS to become independently wealthy = idle 9) Ifyou have a tattoo, what~oes it rich? say (or depict).. jfyou don't KING SIZE & DOUBLE BED ROOMS have one, and decided to get AVAILABLE one, what would it say (or depict)? Just bring in this Ad!.

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More Clip 'n' Save Marshall- Wythe Trading Cards! Collect them all!! The annual SBA softball tournament featured aU the thrills, spectacular plays, and enterntainment of big-time major league baseball. Of course, that was just the off-the -field performances, some'ofwhich Amicus was fortunate to capture •II •.~!!I!!l4I!!I • ...... ,.,,....,.,,..-<...... •...... iJ i'ji • • • • • Bonus Group photo! From the dustbin- William Lamberth Carrie Klitzke ...... • .. -• .•...... _.. • ... •••••••••••••••••••••••••A Variety Show Actthat was axed forlack oftalent • 12 ======Monday, October 22,2001 THE AMICUS

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Wednesday , Oc tober _ 4, Saturday, October Tuesda}', October 30, con't. Tuesday, ovember 13 Oktoberfest Faculty Reception Disability and Identity Careers with the FBI Tapping the Hidden Job Market 4:00 PM on the lay chool patio. Symposium Sponsored by OCPP, this program is This OCPP program is currently ponsored by the Institute ofthe Bill scheduled forroom 119 at 3:00p.m. scheduled to be held in Room 239 at PAD Wine and Cheese ofRight and the William and Mary 4:30p.m. PhiAlphaDeltawilibeha ingawine chool of Law. The program will Saturday, _ ovember 3 and cheeses event with the·F ederal take place from 1:OOp.m . to 5: 15 BLSALawDay Wednesday, November 21 thru BarAs ociationat7:30intheReves p.m. in room 39. Panels will discuss Friday November 23 Room. It i located next to the UC. the impl ication of defining who is Tuesday, November 6 Thanksgiving Holiday Admission to the event is $5.00 disabled. IL~lBrown Bag Lunch with dollar for members and $10.00 for Professor Ward non-member . Admi sion to the PSF Halloween Party From 12:00p.m. to 1:30p.m. in the December 4,2001 event will have a cap so plea e cottage Flu Shots respond as oon a po sible by e Monday, October 29 mail to teahq aol.com or calling 3L and LLM Registration ~Vednesday, ovember December , " 001 ~ TeahQuinnat 59-9761. ILSlBrown Bag Lunch with Classes End Writing Effective Resumes and Professor Marcus ' Thursday,O [obel'_5 Cover Letters. Tentatively In the Dean' Conference Room " Guerilla Tactics for Getting tbe cheduled forthi date in room 119 at from L...:OOp.m. to 1:30p.m. Legal Job of Your Dreams' 3:00p.m. Thi eminar pon ored by 9CPP Interview Skills will beheld from :OO-5:3Op.m. in the Tu sdaJ', October 30 This OCPP program is currently Courtroom and Room 119 2L Registration scheduled to be held in Room 120 at 12:3Op.m.

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selves to peak at American Constitution terms up setting up the William & Mary is ' ues (cases.legi lation. andjudicial nomi· ociety events . The student chapters will chapter. As no student leaders have yet nations). nor lobbying go emment. In- be able to access this list to facilitate their been elected. there is ample opportunity to tead. the group facilitate the work of events. Additionally. students will have get involved in the new group. There will advo ate by bringing like minds together the opportunity to network with other like be a meeting on Wednesday October 24'h and creating a network ofliberal lawyers. minded individuals. maybe getting jobs at 1:00 p.rn. in Room I ~O to begin the and cIerkships through their ociety con- law tudents and profes or . The 0 iety drafting of a chapter constitution. i starting up chapter in law sch 01 tacts. throughout the nation. These chapters Ifyou are interested in getting involved will spon or speakers. debates. ymposia, in William . Mary' American Con titu meetings. etc. and thu contribute to the tion So iety. contact Professors Dwyer or legaldiscour eofthe school. Thenational Gerhardt for more information. You may organization has compiled a Ii tofspeaker also '.Yant to visit (he national website at ideas. la\ _ers who have olunteered them- There is'a lotofinitial planning left to do in •...... _...... ••...... • ••••••••••••• I From the Cutting-Room floor- A Variety Show :: Carrie Klitzke : : William Lamberth . : I Act that dido't make it. I --~~- --'"---'~-'- I I : Like the cerebral Tony LaRu sa,: •·W I·ll· lam expresses h'IS eI' atlOn , • I manager ofthe St. Louis Cardi - • I First off, there was no beer at the tournam.ent, as these I• • clutching a classmate with verve. • nals (andeamerofa J.D.), Car-. • and passion. We'd like to believe. : teetotaling members of the law school preferred lemon • • rietreats softball as an academic I • he's celebrating a thrilling RBI by • I ade and Grape ehi. The e softballers refused to say • I exercise. She spent all afiemoon I • a teammate. or a Barry Bonds- • • whether the "cup-on-head" gesture was orne obscure • I poring overthese books, which I • like home run. More likely,. I batting' signal, such as "hit it at Carly, she's not paying • I the3Ltearnfiguredmustbecom-1 • though, is that this spectacular. I attention!" or whether they were rehearsing for a to-be •I I pilationsofbattingstati tic~ver-. • highlight ofteamwork celebrates • I I • susoppo ingpitchersandfielders . • I his success in getting his class:.. • I axed PDP variety how song-and-dance number. Mark I • Strangelyenough,sheneveronce. • mate to be his Fall from Grace. • Schofield hurries to catch up with the group, grimacing I • advised whether to pull the ball • I date, in case he. can't lure one. because the fizzy bubbles in Grape Nehi really tickle: I • sac fly, or take a walk. By the. • from tourists at Outback, soror-. I I I time .she had it figured out, the . • ity girls at the College DeIly, or • . I I 3LswereplayinglikethePirates. • • WalsinghamAcademy. • •••••••••••••••••••••••••• • •••••••••••• •••••••••••••