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NOIRBUQUERQUE SINCE 1992 "NIGHT ON CENTRAL AVENUE" BY WILLIAM WARDER AT ALBUQUERQUE MUSEUM VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 5 | JANUARY 29-FEBRUARY 4, 2015 | FREE [2] JANUARY 29-FEBRUARY 4 , 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI WEEKLY ALIBI JANUARY 29-FEBRUARY 4 , 2015 [3] CRIB NOTES BY AUGUST MARCH alibi Crib Notes: Jan. 29, 2015 VOLUME 24 | ISSUE 5 | JANUARY 29-FEBRUARY 4 , 2015 1 On the evening of Saturday, Jan. 24, two inexperienced hikers were rescued EDITORIAL MANAGING EDITOR/MUSIC EDITOR: near ___________________. Samantha Anne Carrillo (ext. 243) [email protected] a) Cedro Peak Observatory FILM EDITOR: b) Sandia Peak Devin D. O’Leary (ext. 230) [email protected] c) Petroglyph National Park FOOD EDITOR/FEATURES EDITOR : Ty Bannerman (ext. 260) [email protected] d) El Malpais ARTS & LIT EDITOR/ WEB EDITOR : Lisa Barrow (ext. 267) [email protected] CALENDARS EDITOR/COPY EDITOR: 2 If you are homeless and live in a tent Mark Lopez (ext. 239) [email protected] near the Rail Yards with other CONTRIBUTING WRITERS: disenfranchised Burqueños, prepare to Cecil Adams, Steven Robert Allen, Captain America, Gustavo Arellano, Rob Brezsny, Shawna be ___________________. Brown, Suzanne Buck, Eric Castillo, David Correia, Erik Gamlem, Gail Guengerich, Nora Hickey, a) Offered affordable housing options Kristi D. Lawrence, Ari LeVaux, Mark Lopez, by a benevolent City government August March, Genevieve Mueller, Amelia Olson, Geoffrey Plant, Benjamin Radford, Jeremy b) Evicted Shattuck, Mike Smith, M. Brianna Stallings, M.J. c) Arrested Wilde, Holly von Winckel d) B and C PRODUCTION ART DIRECTOR: Jesse Schulz (ext. 229) [email protected] 3 Last week the United States PRODUCTION MANAGER : Department of Justice named a Archie Archuleta (ext. 240) [email protected] monitor to oversee reforms at the GRAPHIC DESIGNERS: Tasha Lujan (ext. 254) [email protected] Albuquerque Police Department. The Robert Maestas (ext. 254) [email protected] new monitor is ____________________. STAFF PHOTOGRAPHER: Eric Williams [email protected] a) Leto Atreides CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS: Ben Adams, Eva Avenue, Cutty Bage, Max Cannon, b) Vladimir Harkonnen Michael Ellis, Adam Hansen, Jodie Herrera, KAZ, c) Dr. James R. Ginger Jack Larson, Tom Nayder, Ryan North d) Dr. Liet-Kynes SALES SALES DIRECTOR: Sarah Bonneau (ext. 235) [email protected] 4 The Two Eagles balloon carrying SENIOR DISPLAY ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE: Albuquerque balloonist Troy Bradley John Hankinson (ext. 265) [email protected] and Russian teammate Leonid ACCOUNT EXECUTIVES: Valerie Hollingsworth (ext. 263) [email protected] Tiukhtyaev launched last week in an Laura Liccardi (ext. 264) [email protected] attempt at crossing ____________________. Dawn Lytle (ext. 258) [email protected] Sasha Perrin (ext. 241) [email protected] a) The Pacific Ocean ADMINISTRATION b) The Atlantic Ocean CONTROLLER: c) Antarctica Molly Lindsay (ext. 257) [email protected] ACCOUNTS RECEIVABLE : d) The northern hemisphere of Courtney Foster (ext. 233) [email protected] Arrakis, known to be inhabited by FRONT DESK: huge, dangerous sandworms. Constance Moss (ext. 221) [email protected] Renee Chavez (ext. 221) [email protected] EDITOR AND PUBLISHER: An Albuquerque restaurant that served Carl Petersen (ext. 228) [email protected] 5 ________________ closed recently. SYSTEMS MANAGER: Kyle Silfer (ext. 242) [email protected] a) Haggis WEB MONKEY: John Millington (ext. 238) [email protected] b) Texas-style chili OWNERS, PUBLISHERS EMERITI: c) Fresh-caught seafood Christopher Johnson and Daniel Scott d) Chicago-style pizza CIRCULATION CIRCULATION MANAGER : Geoffrey Plant (ext. 252) [email protected] Answers: INFORMATION 1) B. The inexperienced outdoor enthusiasts were PRINTER: trapped near the top of the treacherous Sandia The Santa Fe New Mexican Mountains on the infamous La Luz trail. IN LOVING MEMORY: Doug Albin, Martin Candelaria, Michael Henningsen, 2) D. 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After opening this summer in a former strip include a self-addressed stamped envelope; Alibi assumes no responsibility for unsolicited material. joint on San Mateo, Rosati’s Pizza, which featured the legendary Chicago-style pie, closed Association in mid January. a of Alternative Newsmedia [4] JANUARY 29-FEBRUARY 4, 2015 WEEKLY ALIBI Dateline: New York A woman returned to her home after running ODDS some errands, only to discover that her handyman husband had bulldozed their entire house to the ground. Diane Andryshak left her D home in Middletown, N.Y., on the morning of N Monday, Jan. 19, thinking her husband was A ENDS going to do some “renovations.” When she came home that evening, the entire structure WEIRD NEWS was gone. Neighbor Steve Belfiglio told CBS Dateline: Germany New York that Andryshak’s husband An administrative court in Düsseldorf has “bulldozed all her clothes in there. Washer, ruled that a man has the right to pee standing dryer, furnace, hot water heater, everything up. The ruling came in a case in which a was still in there. In fact, her medication was landlord had sued his tenant for damages still in there.” James Rhein, 48, is facing allegedly caused by “splashing” or missing the criminal mischief charges, a second-degree target altogether in the bathroom. The felony, for allegedly using a rented Komatsu landlord had asked for 1,900 euros ($2,200) in excavator to knock the building down without damages caused to the bathroom’s marble floor a proper permit. Rhein told Westchester and even brought in an expert to testify about News 12 he tore down the house because the the urine damage. In his ruling Judge Stefan foundation was “bad.” Rhein, who started the Hank said that the tenant’s method of upright demolition without shutting off gas, electricity whizzing was well within cultural norms and or water, said he attempted to get a permit, but that, “despite the increasing domestication of couldn’t because government offices were men in this context, urinating standing up is closed on Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday. still common practice.” Police officers who responded to a call about a “hazardous condition” made emergency calls to the local utilities. Gas and electricity were Dateline: Florida cut to prevent an explosion. Andryshak told Police in West Palm Beach and officials at St. ABC-7 News she and Rhein were not having Mary’s Medical Center have decided not to any marital problems and had no idea why he charge a teenager who was caught posing as a demolished the entire building. “I have family gynecologist. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel and friends. Right now I’m staying with a reports that a patient alerted staff at the friend,” Andryshak told ABC-7 News. “I don’t medical center’s OB/GYN office that a have any answers for you. I don’t have any juvenile wearing a lab coat and a stethoscope answers whatsoever.” was inside the exam room. A security guard told police he’d seen the teen around the hospital for a month. Another said the teen Dateline: Oregon had been in secured areas of the hospital for at A former postal worker who failed to deliver least a week. Dr. Sebastian Kent, who ran into nearly 1,000 pieces of mail has pled guilty to the teen in one of the hospital’s exam rooms, misdemeanor mail obstruction, admitting he told FOX-13 News, “The first thing I thought “just got lazy.” According to the Register- was I am getting old. I am really getting old Guard newspaper, 27-year-old Alex Douma because these young doctors look younger was sentenced to a year of probation and every year.” The unidentified juvenile told ordered to pay a $500 fine. Douma worked at police he’d been a doctor for years. His mother a post office in Eugene, but admitted to told police he is under the care of a doctor and investigators that he failed to make his rounds has not been taking his medicine. on multiple occasions between April and July of last year. He apologized in US District Court and said he set aside the mail because Dateline: Pennsylvania he “felt pressured for time.” Two bins Brothers Brian and John Vetrulli Jr. were jailed containing the undelivered mail were found earlier this month in Montgomery County and on Douma’s front porch. Although most of charged with stealing $500,000 worth of sewer the bins contained merchant advertisements, grates. Brian, 36, and John, 38, allegedly stole there were more than 200 items of first-class 13 sewer grates from parking lots in the and standard mail, including 27 voter ballots Philadelphia suburb of Gilbertsville since from last May’s primary election.