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Weather Pemberville woman reports seeing UFOs in field

by Chris Hawley The BG News not be printed, said she was driving home "hydraulic" sound when it moved, the a patch of smokey-smelling fog while at about 12:30 am. when she saw the ob- woman said. driving to her home. jects flying around radio transmission At one point, one of the objects moved After watching the objects together, As the University prepared for the ons- towers at the corner of Route 105 and directly toward the vehicle and aimed the two attempted to drive toward them laught of thousands of children during Rees Road. The woman said she stopped two "extremely bright" white lights at at about 3 a-m. The objects then dis- Sibs and Kids Weekend, other strange her car to watch the objects and listen for her, the woman said. appeared, the woman said. creatures were making their presence noises. known in Wood County. "I just felt compelled to watch," she "I almost felt like whatever it was was The woman's boyfriend was not availa- A 36-year-old Pemberville woman told said. "I never felt like I was in danger." watching me as much as I was watching ble for comment. a Wood County Sheriffs Department them," she said. The woman said she called the sheriff's dispatcher she and her boyfriend had The woman described the objects as department at about 11 a-m. to learn if Rain tonight: watched four lighted, unidentified ob- top-shaped and illuminated by red and The woman said she drove home and anyone else had seen the objects. Wood Friday, cloudy with a jects flying above a field Wednesday white lights. She said the objects moved watched the objects from her driveway. County Sheriffs Department Records chance of showers. High in morning. in all directions and stopped quickly. One Her boyfriend joined her about 45 Officer Brenda Brenneman said no other the lower SOs. East winds 5 The woman, who asked that her name of the objects emitted smoke and and a minutes later, saying he had encountered sightings were reported. to IS mph. Chance of rain 50 percent. Friday night, cloudy with chance of Too Sexy For My Cat? showers. Low in the mid-40s. Chance of rain 40 percent. City studies Saturday, variable cloudi- ness with a slight chance of showers. High in the lower 13 plans for 60s. Chance of rain 30 per- cent. redistricting Inside The News by Doug Baker OLIVET, Mich.-Racial The BG News tensions send many African- American students packing Thirteen plans for redistricting the city's une- from this small liberal arts venly distributed wards were examined by Bowl- college. ing Green City Council's Government and Per- a College Life. Page four. sonnel Committee Thursday night, but none were chosen to replace the current set up. The committee looked at various four- and six- Soviet future gloomy: ward maps which attempted to more equally dis- Nobel prize-winning e- tribute the city's population based on the 1990 conomist James Buchanan census figures. The meeting was designed to fa- indicates that the transition miliarize committee members with the various to market economies in proposals. Eastern-bloc nations will be difficult in a presentation Most of the maps were drawn by city engi- Thursday evening. neers but several students also presented redis- Q Campus. Page five. tricting maps to the committee. The committee will put the maps on display In Wood County Library for the public to examine. No beer, kid: Anybody wishing to offer a plan must submit it COLUMBUS - State legis- by 5 p.m. on April 20. City maps can be picked up lators move to ban non- at the city's offices, 304 N. Church St. Junior Je- alcoholic beer consumption sse Squire and senior Jennifer Sader presented among minors. both four- and six-ward maps they had drawn. □ Elsewhere. Page seven. "What we tried to achieve was numerical ac- curacy using main roads as dividing lines," Squire said. "The difference between the largest Outside Campus and smallest districts is 51 people."

See Wants, page four. Cleveland State eyes cuts: CLEVELAND - Cleveland State University said Wednesday it will cut more U.S. jury finds than $12 million and 225 po- sitions from its budget as it struggles to meet cuts in Noriega guilty state education assistance. The three-step plan calls for a 7 percent tuition in- (above) Watching them- of drug charges crease beginning In the fall selves on a TV screen, Amy quarter and immediate Jo Brimmer (left) and Rac- chel Butler get down to the by Richard Cole spending cuts of $4.1 mil- The Associated Press lion. Additional spending tune of "I'm Too Sexy" by cuts of $4.1 million and $4 Right Said Fred for their million would occur in the Fun Flicks video In the Stu- dent Services forum Thurs- MIAMI - Manuel Noriega was convicted summer and fall quarters. day afternoon. of eight of 10 drug and racketeering charges that The university plans to Brimmer said that they led to the 1989 U.S. invasion of Panama. cut 81 full-time positions, made the video because, The former Panamanian leader was found most of which have been "We're Just nuts and we like guilty of the key counts of racketeering and empty since a hiring freeze to have fun". racketeering conspiracy, plus six lesser charges. was put into effect in Febru- Meanwhile, (right) Book- He was acquitted of two lesser charges, cocaine ary. Another 144 positions store employees Terl Long, distribution and conspiracy to import cocaine. are to be eliminated through Jacl Browant and Sherry The federal court trial lasted seven months, attrition and layoffs by Abke take a peek at the during which the government painstakingly built December. spectacle from the outside. its case against a head of state it called "a small The 19,000-student uni- More than 50 videos were man in a general's uniform" who was "just an- versity has about 1,630 full- made at $3 each. This was other crooked cop." time employees. the second year that Fun The jury finished work in its fifth day of de- Flicks, sponsored by the liberations. On Wednesday, they announced they Dead head (stones): University Activities Or- were deadlocked with one holdout; U.S. District TONTOGANY - A Tonto- ganization, came to Bowling Judge William Hoeveler urged them to try again. gany Cemetery official has Green. estimated costs of damage Noriega's lawyers maintained he was a victim in a Wednesday tombstone The BG NcwiUay Murdock vandalism incident at more See Noriega, page six. than $35,000. The incident is believed to be related to theft of a truck recovered by Bowling John Major predicted to win Green Police the same day. BG stadium may be Sixty-four tombstones in the cemetery were overtur- ned and 31 damaged. renamed for Perry Britain's prime minister race A sheriffs deputy report- only the field Itself is named by Maureen Johnson ed the vandal ism at about HURON - The University's than a majority. their share in three landslide vic- after the coach. The Associated Press 4:30 a.m. after he discovered Board of Trustees Is sched- Projections by Independent tories under Margaret Thatcher. tombstones lying on Tonto- uled to meet 10 a.m. today at The board will not be taking Television News gave the Con- "This is very, very bad news gany Creek Road in front of the Flrelands College cam- any action this month in re- LONDON ~ Prime Minister servatives 329 seats. Labor 270 for Labor," said BBC analyst the cemetery. pus. gard to the current budget John Major, who waged a come- and Liberal Democrats 24. Peter Kellner. "It is also rotten Topping the agenda will be crisis affecting the Universi- from-behind campaign to extend "We were written off at the news for the pollsters ... they the proposed honoring of the ty. According to secretary of 13 years of Conservative Party weekend, but we didn't sink into blew it." Lottery late Doyt L. Perry, the win- the board Lester Barber, all government, appeared headed defeatism," said Home Secretary The combined verdict of the ningest football coach in Uni- formal budget decisions will for a slight majority in the House Kenneth Baker, a former Con- last opinion polls this week Pick 3 Numbers: 4-2-2 versity history. Perry passed be made at the next board of Commons following Thurs- servative Party chairman. showed Labor about a point Pick 4 Numbers: 4-5-0-4 away last month. meeting, scheduled for May day's elections. "The battle is not yet over," in- ahead, though the difference was Cards: Two of Hearts The board action would a With results in hand from 362 sisted Labor Party leader Neil well within the margin of error. Seven of Clubs change the name of the BGSU The board will meet in the seats out of the 651 contested, the Kinnock. The projections moved stea- Ten of Diamonds football stadium to Doyt L. east lounge/east building at British Broadcasting Corp. pro- The BBC projected the Con- dily toward the Conservatives Six of Spades Perry Stadium. Currently, Firelands. jected that Major's party would servatives would win 43 percent win a total of 328 seats, two more of the popular vote, matching See Britain, page four. Opinion page two The BG News Friday, April 10,1992

JOHN KOHISTRAND The BG News EDITOR AN INDEPENDENT STUDENT VOICE FOUNDED IN 1920. JEREMY STONE WEBER JACQUELINE PORTER MANAGING EDITOR CITY EDITOR PUBLISHED DAILY DURINC THE ACADEMIC YEAR AND WEDNESDAYS DURING THE SUMMER AMY APPIEBAUM GREG WATSON SESSION. ASSOCIATE EDITOR EDITORIAL EDITOR

214 WEST HALL MATTHEW A. DANEMAN FRANK ESPOSITO BOWLING GREEN STATE UNIVERSITY INSIDER EDITOR ASSOCIATE EDITOR BOWLING GREEN, OHIO 43403-0276 TRISH DAVIS CYNDI PRADA COPYKICHT 1992, The BG News NtWS EDITOR CHIEF COPY ED. Questions about money

| I uestions, questions so many they weren't even listed in the '90 - '91 \JF questions. Financial Profile. Now ya see 'em now when wading through the Universi- ya don't. ty's 1991 -1992 Financial Profile, many questions assail our beleaguered sen- ♦ Maybe the strangest thing of all ses. Money is tighter than a truss on was the fluctuation of "Sponsored Nell Carter and further state budget Research." It's a well-known fact that cuts loom on the horizon. So what's a establishing BG as a top-notch research poor-but-honest state university to do? center is one of University President The University's budget increased Paul Olscamp's top goals. That's why less than $5 million from 1990 - 91 to he's put so much money into the library, 1991 - 92. The budget will likely be which got more than $5 million in '91 - Politics involve everyone smaller in '92 - '93 as a result of state- '92 and why several key faculty wide budget cuts. This paltry increase (namely the teachers in a school or col- is characteristic with the slash and lege) are paid big smackers solely for The majority is affected even by the 'minority' issues burn budget sense of Ohio Governor their research and publishing skills. George "How 'bout 1 call myself 'The This supposedly vital area was har- The biggest argument I have before making a decision. But the burden of making change rests Education Governor?'" Voinovich. pooned in the '90 - '91 budget to the heard about activism is that acti- fact that this issue hasn't been with the group in power. Militant Scanning the financial profile in de- amount of $300,000 in losses -- sinking vists take themselves too seri- black groups are a reaction to the ously. In description, they are system. Militant ANYTHING tail introduces several confusing items from $2 million to $1.7 million. But in Katrina Vandenberg to the concerned student: usually reduced to whiny people groups are a reaction to the typical schizophrenic fashion, the same who would rather deny reality system. ♦ How in God's name do we spend area got a $500,000 INCREASE in '91 - and complain than do something $863,000 on Parking Services every '92 - going from $1.7 million to $2.2 about the state of the world. A group in power would like to year? It's easy to see where these lee- million. Knowing that Bowling Green remain a group in power, and ches could be collecting that much in isn't the most activist college that idea is universal enough that fines, but where do the expenses come The University's Financial Profile is community in the world, 1 some- even though it does not legiti- in? couched in enough administrative times find myself in a bit of a mate people's actions, it does ex- ♦ Then there's the strange disappear- doublespeak to confuse even the bind when writing this column plain them. But most people who ing game of contributions. Alumni's, craftiest budget baron. If it's a budget every week, because the general accuse activist groups as being friends' and parents' contributions to of the students for the students, some- scope of politics at Bowling pathetic or whining have either the University topped $3.4 milion for body should be able to explain it to the Green is so narrow. researched yet (and how long has never been in a discriminatory '91 - "92, and $2.8 million in '90 - '91. But I wouldn't compromise my be- this been an issue?) says some- situation or had the empathy to students. liefs to write about something I thing to me about how much of a place themselves there. didn't think was important, but if priority this was to these sena- the point of writing an editorial is tors. The personal IS political. Poli- E.A.R. to the ground... for people to read it and think If this issue affected one of tics aren't abstract debates with about what you're saying and if these people's futures or even lots of complex words and Ideas; newspapers are supposed to one of their lives, they would they are real issues involving serve the public, then you get have moved faster. People are real people with real needs. It Is Y^ou could call the Republican Walk Randy Gardner, a former Bowling into one of those tricky capi- moving much faster on the AIDS because of this that radicals A Out a Tactic, a way to prevent a Green High School teacher, looks awful talist/democratic process argu- exist; it is because of this that ac- Bad Thing from happening. good with his proposed constitutional ments I don't want to get into tivists exist. That is if you think the USG bill op- amendment to earmark money for pri- right now. Frequently, those with posing Senate Bill 249, the ROTC mary and secondary education. The two issues occupying the minority views who have a These people represent other protection bill, is a bad thing. Problem is, primary and secondary uppermost part of people's minds complaint are told to quit groups' needs. Politics are a ho- We don't believe most students see education aren't threatened. The gov- this week are the budget (of bby, like anything else, but I al- things that way, which is why Dwayne ernor has already promised not to cut course) and the USG walkout bitching and do something ways worry a little bit about peo- Sattler and his Republican minions those areas. (another "of course"). about it or shut up. ple who claim to dislike politics pulled the dirtiest, most lowdown, lack So what is Gardner doing? Bowling The budget issue is one of completely. Not caring about pol- of faith, divisive, underhanded Green State University is the biggest those that everyone agrees upon, itics and current events could be stunt in a while. because it affects everyone here issue now that they've figured equated to not caring about peo- employer in Gardner's district, yet he the same way. It's one of those out that they actually could get ple. It's not just that Sattler and his cron- seems positively lethargic in protecting topics one sits in the Union and the disease and die. If a "real ies have defined themselves as desper- it from the governor. complains about; if a person's man" like Magic Johnson could Katrina Vandenberg is a one- ate homophobes representing a Repub- We would hope it isn't because Gard- exceptionally adamant, he/she be affected, then the public could monlh-to-go creative writing lican Party far to the right of where ner and the guv share an "R" after their might write a letter or make a too. And the public is concerned. major and a columnist for The reasonable Americans stand. name. phone call. It isn't an exceptional- Frequently, those with minori- News. Our beef is that they screwed liberal • ** ly controversial issue. ty views who have a complaint members of the body only weeks after E.A.R. would like to stand up and take On the other hand, I have a are told to quit bitching and do College Democrat senators allowed a bruise for characterizing Bowling feeling we're all going to be read- something about it or shut up. —Correction- USG to pass a bill in support of keeping Green perma-residents as "yahoos" in ing letters about the USG walk- However, the main reason these Bowling Green in the Fifth Con- overalls as we questioned the sensitivi- out for a long time. It's con- people are complaining is be- troversial. But it doesn't affect cause they are a minority and gressional district. Despite the ideolo- ty of the University in holding an auc- everyone. Issues that "only" af- their complaints mean they are gical overtones to that bill, USG pulled tion while students are out of town. fect homosexuals or "only" af- doing something about it and the together and looked to what was best In fact, there were both overalls and fect women or blacks or people reason they can't always do for the entire city. pickup trucks at that auction, but that's with a particular disease or the something is because they don't But suddenly, when the issue is a not the point. elderly or the poverty-stricken always have the power. faint threat to the anti-gay, anti- All of Bowling Green's residents de- are easy to dismiss. Provided If women are still complaining American values of the Republican serve respect. If students are going to that they are not you. about inequality it Is because Party, Sattler and Co. have better attend college in seat of one of Ohio's While all the facts are not out they are still (for starters) mak- things to do. most productive agricultural counties, on the USG walk-out yet, the im- ing about two-thirds what an Somewhere, Lee Atwater is smiling. they need to have the proper respect plications of it are serious. equally qualified man makes. If *** for the community they have joined. Whether a walk-out of this kind gays are complaining about ho- When the Student Legal Services ** * was constitutional or not, the fact mophobia, it is because the Uni- board searches for a lawyer to replace remains that it was not a value- versity is not yet protecting their Black Entertainment Television is free decision. group as fully from discrimi- Rick Schmidt, perhaps this should be a still not offered by Wood Cable, despite Some USG senators argue that nation as it could be. Page 1 of the April 9 edition of time to re-examine what SLS is trying requests from local African-American the reason they walked out was I once received a letter saying The BG News outline for the to accomplish. organizations and an Undergraduate because they hadn't had time to I was just as prejudiced as the "Lights ... Camera ... Action!" From its founding over the protest of Student Government bill. research the bill. More power to groups I was blasting. I wouldn't should have stated Campus Con- University President Whatshisname in As a business decision this may be them. I agree 100 percent with consider it prejudice; I would nection airs on Wood County the early 1980s, SLS has grown to a understandable; the cable company the Idea of researching a topic state the burden of proof and the Channel 24, not Channel 27. powerful student advocate. may not be convinced that a largely When Bowling Green police violated white community would be interested Rabbit Run student constitutional rights during the in this service. Thomas Cicirelli latest, greatest East Merry beer blast in But it is unfortunate overall. Offering 1990, when Wood County Sheriff depu- [*,**• cou>*>r BET in a basic cable package would i*, ,StT&\':"''>"" *A> rtr* ■ ties illegally questioned greeks at a only be beneficial and educational for iWtMl'.t LOftf \r\i0t>l£ C "- L'OuBf- **»**»■ /var far**' Weston date party or when Doug Valen- all residents ~ a cultural window into tine was improperly charging students the black community for staid, white for utility costs, SLS was there. BG. So where is SLS when students flail But if BET is to come, Bowling j around for advice after 19 years of ma- Green's African-American community lapportionment? needs help. It is a great opportunity for For whatever reason, SLS will not other campus groups to organize. ** touch certain kinds of cases. Perhaps it How? Simply contact Wood Cable TV ought to start reconsidering its priori- and ask why the service isn't being of- fered in Bowling Green. Friday, April 10, 1992 The BG News page three —————Letters USG Senators had other alternatives besides walk-out Unconcerned American The BG New* tor-at-large, which means he is to party! I am writing this letter in re- represent all students. Wendy I'm a co-sponsor of the USG populace keeps racism sponse to the recent events of Hanselman, CR vice president, is bill, I obviously agree with it, but USG, more specifically - the the HSA rep to USG. if the CR's disagree, fine! Vote walk out by the College Republi- Amanda Herriot was proxying "no" on the bill -- but at least "The history of the American due to the De jure (by law) viola- cans during the March 30 meet- for an at-large senator repre- have the decency to let the rest negro is the history of this strife Russell Kahler tion has been remedied, the ing. senting all students. And last but of the group vote on it. - this longing to attain self - school district is under no duty to When USG bill 91-92-24 - con- not least, Dave Dorland, the per- This is just another example of - conscious manhood, to merge remedy racial imbalances that cerning the Defense Department son who instigated the walk out - Republicans running away from his double self into a better and are caused by demographic fac- control over the University CR rep to USG. problems. When something is truer self. He would not African- tors ... it is beyond the practical Board of Trustees - was intro- Do you think these four people important they don't want to deal ize America, for America has too ability and the authority of the duced and ready to be voted on, did their job by not discussing with - they just close their eyes much to teach the world and federal courts to try to the College Republicans, includ- the bill, and ruining the chances and claim ignorance. Africa He would not bleach the counteract these kinds of contin- ing their president and vice for it to be passed? I don't. We're all in this. Please, voice negro soul in a flood of white uous and massive demographic president, passed a note to all They obviously disagreed with your disapproval for these ac- Americanism, for he knows that shifts..." four of their members then got the bill because the Ohio Senate tions and let's stand up for our negro blood has a message for like last week's Supreme Court So there you go - white flight up and left, ruining quorum. Bill 249, (that our USG bill op- rights together. the world. He simply wishes to be ruling on the "good faith" efforts is OK, apartheid in our cities is These people are not only CR's, poses) was written by a Republi- Because remember, united we both a negro and an American, of school systems to achieve something that is beyond our they are your senators! Dwayne can, and God forbid they dis- stand but divided we fall. without being cursed and spit court-ordered desegregation control, racism cannot be solved. Sattler, CR president, is a sena- agree with someone in their own Sam Melendez upon by his fellows - without goals. having the doors of opportunity In the case of Freeman vs. Voting Democrat is not the "ultimate sin" to everyone closed roughly in his face." Pitts, the court ruled in an 8 to 0 What happened to the prize: W.E.B. DuBois wrote these decision (the court's last bastion racial harmony and equality for The BG New* because they are pro-choice, shown us a perfect example of ir- words in his essay The Souls of of defense for basic human all? It seemed so promising after I am responding to Joseph E. would our society ultimately responsible voting! Black Folk in 1903, a few short rights. Justice Clarence Thomas, Brown vs. Board of Education in Vauely's letter regarding the sin- benefit? I don't think so! years after the Supreme Court of was still undergoing his "high 1954, why now have we thrown fulness of voting Democrat. As a It is unfortunate Vauely and I took the liberty of using the the United States had ruled in a 7 tech-lynching" which we "carp- our hands up in disgust and said Roman Catholic, I "confess" to other voters do not take the time "Joseph E. Vauely Method o. to 1 decision in the case of Plessy ing lying little liberals" call a "to hell with it, it Just isn't going being a young woman taking the and energy to look at the whole Logic" and ran into some trouble: vs. Ferguson that "separate, but confirmation hearing - so he sat to work" - is this the way to pro-choice viewpoint. picture of change each candidate I am against the death penalty, so equal" was to be the law of the this one out) that school districts, achieve what DuBois was refer- His judgmental letter made me will bring to this country. I must not vote for George Bush. land in our nation. some which have been historical- ring to in 1903? cringe and not just because of Let's all turn off the TV and But I am pro-choice, so I won't Perhaps DuBois was on to ly segregated by law on the basis our differences on the abortion stop hearing what the candi- commit the "sin" of voting De- something in 1903: while cultural of race, can now be gradually issue. I thought to myself "Do the dates want us to hear! Where mocrat. But that means I must differences are important and released from school desregation Must we continue with steps words 'responsible voting' mean would each of us like to see our vote Republican ... blah, blah, must never be forgotten or orders if it can be shown that, ac- like the Pitts decision or like the anything to this man?" Sure country heading as far as mili- blah. pushed aside - the ultimate goal, cording to Justice Anthony Ken- recent University decision to enough, his letter had already tary spending, education, wel- the prize, is to be a nation of nedy, "The school district has bring the National Pan Hellenic answered my question. fare and excessive government Hmmmm ... it looks like I'm a equal people - people who can erased the vestiges of segrega- Council to campus and affirm By voting Republican merely budgets, among others, are con- candidate for eternal damnation. live, work and watch their chil- tion ..." once and for all that we are a because the candidates oppose cerned? I'll say it again - the key dren grow up together in a nation What this means is if the school separated, racially divided insti- abortion, too many other issues words are BIG PICTURE! Anna Kirchgessner where racism, discrimination district has put forth an effort to tution - or do we, as students and are overlooked. If we write-off Thank you, Vauley, for il- Junior and segregation no longer have a desegregate itself - "a good faith future leaders demand more Democratic candidates merely lustrating my point. You have Mathematics Education place in society. effort" - it may be qualified to be from our institution? DuBois realized it in 1903 - but released from Federal desegre- Hanselman didn't Stereotypes can be damaging have we ever forgotten those gation orders because according Russ Kahler is a junior politi- goals in 1992. to Justice Kennedy, "Racial bal- cal science major from Toledo ance is not to be achieved for its who, despite the fact that his join in walk-out ever occur to these students that Every place we turn in Amer- The BG News: ica, 1992, we see the continuing own sake. It is to be pursued roommate subscribes to Readers The BG News: I am amazed over and over studying in the states is an excel- when racial imbalance has been Digest, wrote this column using again how false stereotypes lead lent opportunity for international workings of our American apart- In response to the number of heid system: separatism, racist caused by a constitutional viola- only his "extensive political people to unnecessary and ridic- students who only want a quality attacks which have been attacks, poverty and more often tion. Once the racial imbalance knowledge." education to take back to their launched the past week - allow ulous action on this campus. A than not, we close our eyes to the me to make two things very friend of mine fell prey to this native country? And let's not be so ethnocentric problem and allow it to flourish clear verbal nonsense. even more. about Americans. Not every in- I did not participate In the USG He is an international Asian It's not the David Dukes or ternational student is knocking Peace and Freedom walkout March 30. USG General student at BGSU and has been in Louis Farrakhans who keep ra- Assembly meetings last usually the states for a few months. His themselves over to stay here; es- pecially with attitudes like this cial hatred alive (while they may Mandela Celebration from 7:30 to 8:30 p.m. The meet- perceptions about America and lead the cause, they are but buzzing around campuses. ing March 30 was unique with the our culture are just forming, and spokesmen), it is not the liberals surely he's still experiencing I wonder if this group ever "open forum" portion of the or conservatives, Republicans or to honor pains of culture shock from time stopped to think what impression meeting extending it longer than Democrats who make this racial normal due to a special presen- to time. they were leaving with this in- The incident occurred as my ternational student to take home. problem a fact of life today - in NELSON MANDELA tation on the governor's possible fact it's us, the apathetic, unin- Asian friend was entering the budget cuts. I was once told, "You may be the volved American populace which By the latter half of the meet- Union. He was unexpectedly ap- only American somebody meets, make all of this hatred possible. And All Brothers & Sisters Involved in the Struggle ing, the number of senators de- proached and stopped by a group and what they think of you will All of this hatred and discord of male students. The students determine what they think about clined. Having a prior commit- all around us, yet we choose to began to verbally harass him by ment at 9:30 p.m., I was anxious America." ignore it - "America, land of the SATURDAY, APRIL 11, 1992 to leave at 9:25 when a roll call rudely asking, "Where are you Instead of concentrating on free, home of the brave..." from?" and "Do you go to school Little Sibs Weekend vote had been completed on the scaring people out of this coun- It is that ignorance which has legislation on the floor. here?" try, why don't you study harder, brought the cun-nt happenings 8 P.M. at the N.E. COMMONS, B.G.S.U. My friend, not quite under- join a few organizations and get USG should voice the concerns standing the abrasiveness of involved on campus. $2.00 ADMISSION ($1 little sibs) of all undergraduate students . their attitudes, reluctantly an- Then you wouldn't need to Since this incident, I have visited swered the questions. The verbal worry about an international stu- Yes! ^ FEATURING: a general meeting of the Honors abuse didn't stop here - the dent having the edge on you in Student Association to survey my group continued in their ignor- the workplace because you'd be constituents in regard to USG ance, saying, "Okay, but when qualified. Remember, we're all We have Bill 91-92-24. Imagine that. Col- you're done with school, don't try immigrants so no one should be lecting information to present all to get a job here. People like you telling anyone to go home. student sides of an issue. are taking jobs away from the Amy Driehaus lit rest of us." Graduate What was undemocratic about Is this another organization re- TESL and Secondary Educa- airfares* the behavior on March 30 was the lated to the Ku Klux Klan? 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Summer Rates Available Please turn in applications at 214 West Hall Howr^;8 8Mon.-Fii., B-5Sal. e Life page four The BG News Friday, April 10,1992 Rumors of KKK cause students to leave - Briefs - by Jose Martinez The Associated Press Arsenio in the house: With three weeks left in the semester a mostly white fraternity for help. the school's black fraternity, Elite, said WILBERFORCE(AP)- for the 650 students enrolled in the lib- Several fraternity members confront- he plans to commute 90 miles to Olivet - Television talk show host OLIVET, Mich. - Joann Burch missed eral arts college, 35 black students an- ed the two black men. Others joined the from his home for the rest of the semes- Arsenio Hall was presented work to help her daughter move out of an nounced Wednesday they were leaving. melee until about 70 students wound up ter. The school is about 25 miles south- with an honorary degree Olivet College dormitory a week after They were excused from class, provid- brawling. Two students suffered minor west of Lansing. Wednesday at Central State black and white students got into a brawl. ing they return for exams or complete injuries. No arrests were made. "The lines of communication are still University. course work by mail. A few said they are Students said racial tensions had been open. But we need to negotiate from a po- Hall received an honorary "It looks like graduation day, but it's quitting school. building for weeks. sition of safety," he said. doctorate of humane letters just the opposite," the black woman said "I came here because I thought it was a College President Donald Morris said A black student said this week that a during a convocation that at- Wednesday as she loaded a bag of cloth- small and quiet school," said Burch's that the melee was of "an isolated threat and a racial slur were left on his tracted nearly 1,000 people. ing into her pickup. "These kids don't 18-year-old daughter, Ericka. She said nature" but that he understood the stu- answering machine. No other incidents Hall said he was proud to want to go, but school officials here just she planned to enroll at Eastern Michi- dents' fears. have been reported, but there have been be at Central State, which is can't guarantee their safety. It's unsafe." gan University in the fall for her sopho- He said the school is hiring four securi- rumors. Henderson said a strange van a predominantly black more year. ty guards for its three dormitories at was seen on campus Tuesday night, and school, and realizes there is School officials have increased securi- Racial tensions flared April 2 after an night, arranging for increased police pa- word spread among black students that it hope for the future. ty and insist the campus is safe for black argument between a white couple, police trols and setting up a student escort ser- belonged to the KKK "That hope is in this students. Still, rumors of Ku Klux Klan said. When the boyfriend returned with vice. The campus judicial board sched- The decision by the black students to room," Hall said. "We can do activity are frightening many of Olivet's two black friends and knocked on his uled hearings on the brawl for tonight. leave the campus upset some of their everything. We can be any- 50 black students. girlfriend's door, the woman telephoned Still, Henry Henderson, president of white classmates. thing we want to be. I dare you to dream and chase those dreams and make them come true." College freshman campaigns for U.S. presidency Hall is national ambas- sador for the Drug Abuse KALAMAZOO. Mich (CPS) -- Proclaiming that Koch was qualified because he, too, was a come- Resistance Education pro- he is fed up with the "ridiculousness of elections," dian. gram. an 18-year-old Kalamazoo College freshman is "My father is my second choice for vice presi- Earlier, he made a sur- waging an unofficial campaign for president of the prise appearance at Cox El- dent," he said. United States. Kogan promises that one of the first things he ementary School in nearby "Also I need the money. Tuition costs are getting will do is force the House of Representatives to Xenia, where he visited stu- high," Alexander Kogan said. dents in a DARE class and write their checks on rubber balls "so they will several other classes. bounce before they get to the bank." Kogan has been pressing the flesh, begging for When asked to repeat the motto of the Seafood money and garnering support as a write-in candi- on the Wall Party, Kogan replied, "The Weather is Miami considers cuts: date in a campaign that grew from a campus joKe Getting Hotter, The Food is Getting Scarce, We've OXFORD (AP) - Miami and spread into the Kalamazoo community. Brains the Size of Walnuts and I Might As Well be University's board of in the White House." trustees convenes this In a moment of disgust with the presidential weekend to consider $3 mil- The Chicago native said he has campaign acti- race, Kogan founded the "Seafood on the Wall lion in budget cuts to meet vists carrying posters and fliers to their campuses Party," named for the Kalamazoo cafeteria, which an expected 5 percent de- in , Illinois and other parts of Michigan. has walls that are decorated with orange-colored Kogan has a three-step plan for America- first, a crease in state funding. lobster and crab shells, and proclaimed himself a nationwide rummage sale to wipe out the federal School President Paul candidate. However, he cannot run officially be- deficit; second, the elimination of exit polls to pre- Pearson is recommending cause of the 35-year-old age requirement. cuts in Miami's budget for dict election outcomes; and third, a federal tax Kogan: would have asked ex- City mayor Ed Koch to run as placed on oatmeal, bad jokes and ugly shoes. the 1992-93 academic year. a Vice President, but couldn't find his address. Miami is receiving $55.8 "We asked Ed Koch to be my running mate, but "Like Socrates, you must remember this: presi- million in state support for we couldn't find his address, so we sent it in care of dents must be comedians, and comedians must be the 1991-92 year. Miami ad- the New York post office," said Kogan, who said presidents," Kogan said. ministrators expect a 5 per- cent, or $3 million, reduction Wards Britain next year as the state copes Continued from page one. the one that seems to provide the strips running east and west or Continued from page one. with a budget crunch. best balance." north and south in the city. The trustees meet Friday According to Mayor Wes Sader stated she and Squire after the polls closed as Labor which has happened five other and Saturday and will dis- Hoffman, it is unrealistic to try drew the map because they were "Whenever you divide the city failed to win in several battle- times this century. cuss what may have to be and reach the federal standard interested in seeing the city's into strips it destroys the geo- ground districts. If that occurred, both parties cut if there are additional which says the population of the wards fairly redistricted. graphical integrity," he said. "It If no party wins a majority, likely would try to form a reductions in the state's fi- wards must be distributed within "It was actually kind of fun," removes the neighborhood feel- Major would have the first government based on the infor- nancial support, university one-tenth of a percent of each she said. ing from the ward system." chance to line up enough support mal support of smaller parties. spokesman Richard Little other. Senior Michael Brennan also from other parties to govern. If As the incumbent prime minis- said. "The thing to do is simply say submitted a six-ward plan in Hoffman said he leans toward he failed, Kinnock would have a ter, Major would get to try first. we should aim to get them as which the campus is divided into a four-ward plan because it is try. close as possible," Hoffman said. three parts with a large part of simpler and he would like to see The rejuvenated Labor Party Officials reported a steady "If I were doing it I would take the campus being a ward in itself. the student population mixed campaigned hard on the theme voter turnout in bright sunshine The other two sections would be with resident population so the that the Tories have held power that bathed most of the nation. MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA a mixture of on- and off-campus students will feel like part of the too long. But what hurt the Con- Usually about 75 percent of the neighborhoods. community and not feel isolated. servatives most was an enduring 43.6 million voters in England, Brennan stated the wards "Some of the plans that blend recession that has pushed the Scotland, Wales and Northern should be redistricted in a com- the campus and the community unemployment rate to 9.4 per- Ireland cast ballots. I "How Marketable Will pact manner as opposed to long are better," he said. cent. The other big issues were taxa- Speculation that the Conserva- You Be in 1993?" tion and the state-run National tives would win boosted share All Students with NDSL. Perkins or Nursing Health Service. prices on the London Stock The opinion polls suggested Exchange. The Financial Times- A panel discussion on: student loans graduating or leaving BGSU at the that both major parties might fail Stock Exchange 100-share index Resumes end of Spring semester 1992 are required to to win a majority in the rose 43.2 points to close at attend an exit interview. 651-member House of Commons, 2,436.4. Corporate Ethics Campus Involvement Please plan to attend one of the following Cultural Awareness Student Loan Exit Interviews held in West Hall. PREMIERING TOMORROW AT and Room 121: THE GISH FILM THEATRE Self Determination Monday. April 20 2:30 p.m. Wednesday, April 22 6:00 p.m. the brass ring Thursday, April 16,1992 Thursday, April 23 2:30 p.m. (les essaies en amour) Room 1007 BAA Thursday, April 23 6:00 p.m. 8:00pm Contact the Student Loan Collection Office at A NEW STUDENT FILM AT 8:00 & 9:30 PM MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA MBSA 372-8112 should you have any questions. FREE ADMISSION

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■fc ■ m Dl-I 5IO Speaker outlines new Russia Schimpf awarded: The director of food opera- Discussion focuses on shift from command to market economy tions at the University is one ^^r ^F.^_^^^H^M by Christopher Miller of nine food industry leaders The BC News centering on the events that have seller has to cajole the buyer," dolls and fur hats," Buchanan who will receive Silver Plate JM ^^W transformed Eastern and Central Buchanan said."In a command said. Awards May 18 in Chicago. Europe. economy it's just the opposite." Ironically, these aggressive Jane Schimpf is being hon- ~^^Mfl The economic transition facing Tilgner said the conference Buchanan related his exposure merchants were viewed as crim- ored by the International Russia and her former allies may will center on two questions: to the Russian command econ- inals under the old system, Bu- Foodservice Manufacturers be a difficult one according to what economic institutions are omy mentality during a stay in chanan said. Association for lasting and Nobel prize-winning economist compatible and which are in- Moscow In September of 1990. Buchanan said such attitudes outstanding contributions to James Buchanan. compatable with liberal political "I was struck by the difference stem from conditioning of the the food service industry. L** fn Buchanan opened the Social institutions and: what economic in behavioral attitudes of people command economy that pre- This marks the second time Philosophy and Policy Center's institutions, if any, are required in what was then the Soviet vailed in Eastern Europe for 70 in 12 months that Schimpf has conference - Liberalism and the by former Eastern political insti- Union," Buchanan said years. won a major, national food Economic Order - Thursday tutions. In particular, Buchanan was service award. Last May she evening at the Moore Musical Art Buchanan's session focused on surprised by the lack of incentive "There's an old story in Rus- was presented an Ivy Award Center's Choral Room. the difficulty Eastern bloc na- on behalf of the merchants, who sia," Buchanan said, "that both by Restaurants and Institu- According to Kory Tilgner, ex- tions, particularly Russia, will seemed unconcerned with cus- parties doing an exchange lose: tions magazine. ecutive manager of the Social have in switching from a com- tomer service. one loses the money and the Any person worldwide en- Philosophy and Policy Center, mand economy to a market econ- "The only place you saw any other loses the goods." gaged In the ownership, man- the conference, which will con- omy. variation of that was in the "You have to change that men- agement of or employment at tinue through Saturday, is "In a market economy, the streets where the people sold you tality," Buchanan said. an establishment in one of the Jane Schimpf nine segments of the industry is eligible for an I KM A Silver ni.iiul is legal there will be ac- Plate Award. Schimpf is being tions taken against it," Gilla- recognized in the college and spy said. university category. Cop jobs, anyone? HOWARD'S club H 352-9951 Anti-abortion rally set: Persons interested in a law C 210 N. Main Anti-abortion activists will enforcement career are in- MID AM MANOR c hold a Pro-Life Student vited to attend the Criminal c Prayer Rally in Columbus Justice Job Fair at the Uni- c Saturday to try to sway legis- versity today. c lators to their cause. The fair, sponsored by the 'NOW RENTING' Blitzen "Students are sending their Ohio Council of Criminal Jus- c tice Educators, will have Friday & Saturday legislators a message that Choose from choice apartments within walking c there are college students more than 60 federal, state c April 10 & 11 | whoareChristiansandwho and local agency representa- distance to campus Summer 1992 and 1992-93 c are pro-life voters," said Ken tives available to discuss job school year. 18-20 Welcome and career opportunities. c 1 Gillaspy, vice president of 82.00 cover after 9:30 Northwest Ohio in Students Students from Ohio and 2 bedroom, furnished or unfurnished, c southern Michigan schools 21 and Over i for Life. gas heat & water included, air conditioning c A bus will be leaving from have been invited to talk with c 81.00 cover after 9:30 the Union at 8 a.m. and about the prospective employers. 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Olympic theme For Safety's Sake set for Sibs and Kids Weekend

by Ashley Matthews eluding Sunday afternoon with The BC News ice skating and bowling, the weekend is packed with a variety of entertaining and cultural Once a year, a weekend is set events. A trip to the Toledo Zoo aside at the University devoted on Saturday morning is the only entirely to the siblings and chil- occasion when students must dren of University students. register and pay for something. Sibs and Kids Weekend is de- Saturday evening, the Peace signed to provide an opportunity and Freedom Mandela Celebra- for students and their younger tion in Northeast Commons will siblings to participate in fun and celebrate South African civil educational events sponsored by rights leader Nelson Mandela's Student Activities and Orienta- release from prison with a little tion. help from the music of local reg- This year the theme for the gae band Groovemaster. weekend is "The Thrill of Vic- Carlos Sneed, graduate adviser tory and the Agony of Defeat," for the office of Multicultural stressing the Olympics idea. Affairs, said that planning and Beginning Friday evening with organizing this weekend has a dance in Eppler South and con been really exciting for him. "I think [Sibs and Kids Week- end] allows current students to interact with each other as well as with their younger siblings," Sneed said. "It also allows younger brothers and sisters to get a glimpse of campus life, ex- posing them to the college envi- ronment." Sales of T-shirts with the Thc BG Ncwi/TLm Norman *How can you weekend's logo printed on them Working on a Cessna 172-RG, Director of Maintenance for the noon. Zele said that this type of plane is known for Its problems wish your have been successful this year. University Aerotechnology Program Nick Zele fixes a cracked with the brackets. Sneed has received great per- landing gear bracket at the Wood County Airport Tuesday after- friend, lover sonal satisfaction from the sales. or significant other.... "You can tell the students are Noriega really excited to have their younger brothers and sisters Continued from page one. come up for the weekend," he The trial marked the first time Medellin drug cartel, Pablo Es- early 1982 to establish a business said. of U.S. politics, saying the case the United States invaded a cobar. At the time, Noriega was arrangement, prosecutors said. "smelled all the way to Washing- sovereign country and brought still in power in Panama, and Soon, prosecutors said, drug ton." They had defended him by back its leader for a trial on sneered at U.S. demands that he and cash-laden Colombian planes portraying the government's criminal charges. step down. were flying into Panamanian air- witnesses - confessed drug traf- Noriega, who records say is 54, On Dec. 20, 1989, the United ports, shipping cocaine on to the Student Recreation fickers in many cases - as un- was indicted on Feb. 4, 1988, States invaded Panama U.S. United States and laundering scrupulous thugs looking only for along with IS other people, in- forces tracked Noriega to a Vat- their profits in Panamanian a "get-out-of-jail-free card." cluding the head of Colombia's ican mission in Panama City, sur- banks. Center rounded it and blasted the Pana- Star witness Floyd Carlton, a manian leader with rock music Panamanian drug and gun smug- until he surrendered. gler, said he made four trips His trial opened in U.S. District from Colombia to remote Pana- Court on Sept. 5 with jury selec- manian air strips with loads of 1992 Summer tion; opening arguments began cartel cocaine. Employment Opportunities Sept. 16. The government called 46 wit- Each time, he said, he passed nesses, plus 14 others on rebuttal along up to $200,000 in cash to 3 for 2 after the defense rested. The de- Noriega through an aide. fense called 19 to the stand. In the summer of 1983, Nor- Youth fun & fitness leaders The most crucial prosecution iega, about to become Panama's Now at RE Management witnesses were confessed drug military leader, visited Medellin, Lifeguards sign a three person lease at traffickers, some with violent taking a briefcase from the streaks, including Carlos Lender, Ochoas containing $500,000, ac- Swim Instructors Campus Manor and pay for the Max Mermelstein and Jose cording to two witnesses. He "Pepe" Cabrera In exchange for even took a side trip to Pablo Es- price of two! pointing the finger at Noriega, cobar's ranch, and was "given" they won reduced sentences, six French dancing girls as a Where: Student Recreation Center (New leases only) immunity from other charges bonus, according to testimony. When: and sometimes the right to keep But in the spring and summer April 13-17th millions of dollars in drug of 1984, Noriega's dealings with How: Applications may be filled out in (Offer expires 4/10/92) profits. the cartel were said to have The witnesses said Noriega's soured. the main office April 10-19th RE Management formal relationship with the It began when Colombian au- Medellin traffickers began in thorities raided the Tranquilan- H 113 Railroad St. -*- late 1981. Leftist Colombian dia drug lab complex in southern guerrillas had kidnapped the sis- Colombia For more information call 352-9302 ter of the cartel's Ochoa broth- "Quality Off-Campus Housing" ers. As head of Panama's power- Much of the defense case lay in 372-7482 or 372-7477 ful G-2 intelligence division, Nor- poking holes in the sometimes iega negotiated her release. inconsistent testimony of pros- In response, pleased cartel ecution witnesses. 26SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS leaders sent emissaries to him in Free

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Friday, April 10,1992 The BG News page seven Girl Scout Bill might restrict minors' use of non-alcoholic beer by Robert E. Miller cookies The Associated Press He said the products are dis- The bill also bans possession or Alcohol hinders fat metabolism, played with beer in carryouts sale of beverages to minors that and other stores and that they contain less than 0.5 percent al- causes beer bellies in drinkers stolen by COLUMBUS - State repre- "look like beer and taste like cohol. He said five other states sentatives voted Thursday to ban beer." have similar laws. BOSTON (AP) - A study nutrients. Its conclusion: Al- the sale of non-alcoholic beer and He said youth counselors be- found that booze makes the cohol throws off the body's cop-thief malt beverages to minors. lieve its consumption is likely to Reps. Robert Corbin, R-Day- body bum fat more slowly, normal disposal of fat. The 70-25 vote sent the lead to alcohol or substance ton, and Lynn Wachtmann, R-Na- which helps explain those Any fat that is not bumed is SANDUSKY (AP) -- A measure to the Senate as the abuse, especially among young- poleon, led a floor fight against beer bellies, saddlebags and stored. That means flab in the police officer has been House acted on more than two sters who may have a predisposi- Maier's bill. They said it pre- spare tires on heavy drinkers. belly, the behind and thighs - charged with stealing at dozen other measures before ad- tion for alcoholism. sumes the failure of parents to anywhere people tend to put least 10 cases of Girl Scout journing for a spring recess. "It's a great product for oversee their youngsters and The study, published in to- on weight. cookies he was supposed to Rep. Johnnie Maier, D-Massil- adults," Maier said, stressing smacks of "legislative overkill." day's New England Journal of distribute to troops, au- lon, sponsored the bill that out- that his bill does not otherwise Corbin said such products are Medicine, tackled the ques- Exactly how alcohol sup- thorities said Thursday. laws possession as well as sale of interfere with its sale. It also being promoted as a harmless tion of alcohol's effect on the presses fat disposal isn't "It's rather embarrass- what he called "practice beer" to does not add state regulation or substitute for real beer or other way the body uses different clear, however. ing, I can tell you that," minors. impose taxes on the products. alcoholic drinks. Police Chief Gerald Lech- ner said. Officers searched Ken- THE Crossword by Fred Tool* neth Hutton's home Mon- Mechanic dies at Dayton Airport day and found eight full DAYTON (AP) - A mechanic at The accident happened about 9 the Federal Aviation Administra- cases and two empty cases ACROSS ' , 1 1 1 1 1 II 11 1? 13 1 Perimeter: ■ ' Dayton International Airport was p.m. Wednesday as the man was tion, said reports from FAA in- of Girl Scout cookies. The 14 16 ■bbr. killed when the metal rim of a working on a Trans World Air- vestigators indicate that the tire cases were valued at $30 S Trembled 11 IS plane tire he had inflated dis- lines DC-9, which was parked at a exploded as it was being inflated. each. Hutton also was ac- 10 Bun 14 Chin, houeeglrl " integrated and blew apart, the terminal gate. He said such incidents are rare. cused of stealing fir trees H r a 15 la lam text victim's employer said Thurs- The victim was identified by from a local nursery. Knapp had worked for the 16 Thought: prtl. U day. airport officials and the Mont- company for about two years. Hutton, 35, was suspend- 17 - California - ' ■ | J1 n 13 Ron Ryan, owner of Ryan In- gomery County coroner's office Ryan said he had an excellent ed with pay pending a dis- 18 Famous llddli H i a. maker ternational Aviation, said the as Timothy A Knapp, 29, of su- work record. ciplinary hearing. A hear- i* lb lb IB II 19 Pianist Polar J worker had finished inflating the burban Trotwood. Coroner's The National Transportation 20 Icacraam ' ing date was not set. II 4/ nose tire of the passenger plane thlckanor officials said Knapp was killed Safety Board doesn't plan to in- Lechner said he would 1 with nitrogen when the rim broke 21 Vlatnam 45 instantly after being struck by vestigate the accident because recommend thai Hutton be u holiday " apart. pieces of tire and the tire rim. there were no passengers on the fired. 22 S*0d covering || 4; IT™ «9 ■ "The rim piece came loose and Mori Edelstein, spokesman for plane when it occurred. 24 Howard of 0 P Hutton was charged with movlas I' •>/ •A hit him in the chest," Ryan said. 28 — Park, Colo. "It appears that it's one of those S6 IF •>% 59 60 (1 one count each of felony 28 Goal astray theft and theft in office. freak deals where you had a 5 30 Scot. ragl. || H b» defective rim and nobody knew He pleaded innocent in msntsls about it until it fell apart. It's a S^P ^^ Municipal Court and was 34 Light wood II a: 37 Rals* — very tragic thing." released without bond. An- 39 Norway city II H '1 April 1 1 other hearing hasn't been 40 In a frenzy scheduled. 41 Moon crater r 1992 TnOune Meo.a Sarvices 1 Oa.m.-6p.m. 42 --do-wall If convicted on both 43 Riviera roaat ANSWERS We Will Be Your Head- counts, Hutton could be 44 OH country 5 Qlaciarlum HeaDQuniTTeru quarters in Hair, Nails and 45 Expel user s H H V n 3 3 1 H K d H_ TlWl A2* e wooster Tanning Appts available sentenced to 3 and 1/2 354-2244 years in prison. 46 Krlas — 6 Diamond r, 1 » n 3 (1 V A 3 JLl-N-N or Just Walk In 48 First name In destination 3 a 1 1 3 I 1 3 a Behind DAIRY MART Hutton has an unlisted Hints 7 Speechify 3 0 3 * •(■a 3 S d Restaurant <, telephone number and 50 Comic Radner 8 Grain 1 unvja 3 10-8 M-Th. 10-6 Fri& Sat 52 Send back to 9 Uniting nm* OPEN ymatnx could not be reached for N.i^Ba 1 1 X The place lo go lor Mens Jill 10 Island capital MONDAY-FRIDAY and Womens Designs comment. 56 Got by I :> 3 r N * H 1 () H 11 As before N H mcluamg ihe Fade. Rat 59 Certain soldier 12 Dry U 3 3 N 1) •* 0 V 4:30 - 6:30 Capt. Curt Muehling said 1 Tops. Skalers. Buzz. Clipper 81 Healing plant 13 Anon 0 i s 0 N KKS^Pfl? other police officers may 1 1 1 *MS H.b ♦ LOCATED IN . Designs, High & Tighis. Per- 62 Soviet city 23 Slippery one 1 MCDONALD A have been involved in the 63 John of song 25 Author Levin ■ s 3 I S 1 ■ 1 1 1 s 3 1 fect Spikes. Ihe Wedge. cookie thefts. The in- 65 "Let —" 27 Alpine activity N 3 w H V 0 V COMPLEX ▼ Bobs. Highlights, and Color. vestigation was continuing. 66 Double curve 29 Made runs 0 H 3 N 1 1 V "n V V r V a Perms. Painless Spirals, (al 31 Words of MONDAY a Painless Price) and Com- Hutton allegedly stole the 67 Dodge by deceit n 3 n 1 N V H 0 X H V n V 66 Placid comprehension 1 X 0 H H \ MEXICAN BAR plele Nail Care S. s 0 cookies March 5. He and 32 Typeofeng. s * 1 69 Threadlike Hair by Mmay. Penny. Racnel SEBASTIAN other off-duty police offi- 70 Got one's goat 33 Kind • Nails by Char 71 War god 34 Canine warning TUESDAY cers were paid by Millot MAI I III 35 Cupid 47 "... the gif tie 54 Aristocratic HOME COOK1N' BUFFET Transfer to deliver cookies DOWN 38 Fr. writer — ua..." 55 Thinks CAMPUS TANNING zo on from Kandusky, a Lake Erie 1 Plotters Pierre 49 Did laundry 56 Lacking • WEDNESDAY 352-7889 ^ City SO miles west of Cleve- 2 Reflection 38 Literary work 57 Jason's craft 3 Indian rulers collection 51 Conductor 58 Escape slowly VEGETARIAN BAR 5 visits for $15 00 \_Mf land, to various distribution 4 "Westward Ho" 41 American plover Doratl 60 Cipher 10 visits for $20.00 ~ CALIFORNIA points author 45 Compass pt 53 Wedding sit* 64 56 • THURSDAY 16 visits for $30.00 TAN\^2^ ; PASTA BAR 21 v sits for $40.00 DRAWING FOR: DOOR PRIZES: Quantum 90 and 95+ THE WIZARD OF Accounts, Cash, Faculty/Staff -tanning packages -samples o! producls and Department Charges -acrylic nails & manicures -T-shirts Accepted. -spirals & perms -20% ofl products University Food Operations -haircuts tor men & women -20% oft services 372-2771 -baskets ol products -make appts now and save Eric & Katina Aaron & Lori o Tatum & Contestant #2 Keith & Val o *£p. Shark & Lara oz Da & Ugh H Joe & Tiffany Randy & Julie H Chris & Amy Frank & Andrea I O Brady & Bunch OK*F Mart & Flavor of the month O Thumper & Thumpee Matt & Carrie SlCp/ta Omicron (Pi 7 Steve & ????? Scott &Angeline Chad & Tracy ~ Albert & Love of his life Super Ger & Beth Aaron & Tiffie toes z E Jay & Tracey Tony & Jenifer Brian & Kathy E %ed%gse Charity "Ball T Da Wall & Thin Ice Brad & Laura Apple Cheeks & Honey Bun T A Sauce & Jennifer Matt & Chunk Jeff & a hot little number Sugar & Spice Shad & Jennifer Jamey & last minute selection A April 11,1992 Jeff & Nora Hylas & Veronica Jason & Best Supporting "KimSerly Hall & MichaelSchmidt Laura Cochran & John "Hoch Buster & Hymen Lucky & Shelly Actress Jeanne "Ellis dr "Paul"Bischer Tina 'Kite & Steve Lavinski I DONT THINK WE'RE IN KANSAS ANYMORE TOTO Jillian "Burddr Tadd Sickles Allison McXinney & "Brian "Trissel •Erica "Pepin & TomStefanik. Missy Lukp & Dave Tedroui •Belli Hdlman dr A.J. "Ptaskfy Laura "Xjllinger & Chris "Whistler Lora Chosy & 'Darren Ackfrman "TamaraSippy dr "Pete 'Williams •Elizabeth Clark_& HickJ. Hafner Wendy Marshall & •Brian Leaver Lisa Larkjn & James Henry Laura "Hants dr Scott Thompson Christina Sauer & Dennis "Myers "Heidi Ltkhtamtr & Tim McQuadt on :\ HOUSE - Lisa Salvatort & "Bob Qoebel Michelle Stachler & Jon Oliver I OK APARTMENT SHOPPI its Cindy Molen & Mark,Laipple Danielle •Whitt & Josh Jam •Katie Simkp dr Mike Ingram ^ Heather Haverfitld dr Jtfftry McQee Jennifer Daub & Jason Stiver •Bethany "Wolf dr "Kylt "Pifhtr Ashley Matthews dr Christian Treend 507 E. Merry Angela Thompson & Jack. %napp t NEWIPVE Terri 'Waiters & Qcoff "Bcseckcr Lesley Hanseman & Mikey Qaughan April 14 - Tues. 1:00-2:00 p.m. Iti'iUnls Laura 'Weber dr Clint "Essig Lindie "Eshbaugh & 'Bill'Poling Jodie Castanza & Cory Hudson 2 bedroom furnished apartments • Across the street Mary Hodgkiss & Qreg Qrissez from Campus • Private Parking • Washer and Dryers 352-5620 Christy Travise & 9{prris Vyle Stacy Turback. dr Jeff "Wtldy • Free water and sewer •Rebecca "Midclton dr Dan Xatiba Christy "Webb dr Scott "Erhotm Jennifer Lajene dr •Rjck.'Riinge Jennifer "Pecchio dr Tim Little Come view the apartments you would like to live in 328 S. Main Jennifer "Bough & ChuckQates Tricia Qray & Joe Hastings next year! At the same lime meet the management Our Only Vanessa Carter & "Morgan Jounce Monica Zarichny dr Joe Machor company and the OWNER. We can answer questions •father Lynn Marshall & 'Brian •Pcionek •Wendey "Russell dr grant "Weaver and help you fill out rental applications. And who Michelle •Bcttiiyon & Brad •Kalinowski knows, you might be ready to sign a lease right then Office and there. All proceeds will benefit Special Olympics Pick up our weekly updated rental r?-iilrin>. lo >.'.• brochure and summer brochure. Sports page eight The BG News Friday, April 10,1992

Briefly Jays sweep Tigers

Blue Jays 3, Tigers 1: Juan Guz- pears to be a pitcher's delight. Softball pitcher Jody Re- man matched his career high McDonald (1-0) allowed two cord and outfielder Karen with 10 strikeouts and Dave Win- hits and a walk while striking out Applebaum will be featured field hit his first home run for nine in his fifth complete game in guests Sunday night on Toronto, leading the Blue Jays the majors. He let just one run- Sportscene. The show airs over the Detroit Tigers 3-1 ner get as far as third base. on WBGU 88.1 at 8:00 p.m. Thursday for a three-game It's far too early to judge, but sweep. maybe the roomy power-alleys The softball team will host Guzman, who was 10-3 last (it's 410 feet to deepest left- Ohio University in their season, allowed three hits in sev- center) in the Orioles' new sta- first home weekend of the en innings and walked four. Tim dium could give it a reputation as season. Starting times are Henke pitched a one-hit eighth a pitcher's park. 2:00 today and 3:00 Satur- and Duane Ward pitched a per- On opening day, Baltimore's day. fect ninth for his second save. Rick Sutcllffe threw a five hit Walt Terrell, 12-14 in 1991, al- shutout. On Wednesday, Dave WBGU will broadcast the lowed all three runs and six hits Otto and Rod Nichols combined second game of Sunday's in 81-3 innings. to blank the Orioles. Then came doubleheader with Cleve- Detroit's Tony Phillips was McDonald's gem, in which he re- land State at 3:00. Tune in to ejected In the ninth by home tired the final 13 Indians and 18 hear Ray Crawford call all plate umpire Tim Welke for ar- of the last 19. the action. guing. Phillips had argued with In three games at Camden Welke in the first inning after Yards, the teams combined for striking out with two outs and the just 27 hits. bases loaded. Kelly Grubcr's two-out homer McDonald outdueled Jack in the first put Toronto ahead. Armstrong (0-1), who allowed Detroit loaded the bases In the two runs and six hits in six-plus bottom of the inning with one out, innings. One of those hits was a but Guzman struck out Mickey solo homer by Mike Devereaux, Tettleton and Phillips. The the first Oriole to connect in the Tigers then tied the score in the new ballpark. second when Mark Carreon led off with his first American The Orioles used some daring Happy Birthday, League home run. baserunnlng by Brady Anderson Toronto took the lead in the to take a 1-0 lead in the third. Hit- sixth when Devon White walked, less in his first nine at-bats in stole second, was sacrificed to 1992, Anderson sent a sinking or Happy third by Roberto Alomar and liner to center that became a scored on Kelly Gruber's sacri- double after Alex Cole had trou- Anniversary? fice fly. ble handling the ball. Joe Orsulak 0 : Winfield, signed by Toronto as then grounded a single to left, Jt ...,—I * a free agent for $2.3 million, hit and Anderson slid under the high T his 407th career home run in the throw to the plate. ninth, chasing Terrell. Jay Mu rdock/Thc BG Ne« Orioles 2, Indians 0: Ben Cleveland threatened in the MAC pitcher of the week Jody Record delivers a pitch Tuesday during McDonald made it three shutouts fourth when Glenallen Hill sin- Kr«isch« Dining Ha« Presents : a S-l victory over Toledo. She will be in action this weekend when BG in as many games at Oriole Park, gled, stole second and went to hosts the Ohio Bobcats. beating Cleveland 2-0 Thursday third on a one-out grounder. Paul V Cf?NDYLfiND « night in a new stadium that ap- Sorrento then grounded out. ui tk Sibs W«z«k« rid ijjjiii; April 10-12 Tennis team begin MAC play j Food Specials ; Men and women battle EMU today, WMU Saturday mi Breakfast Burritos by Randy Setter lenge in Western Michigan, they sports writer "We should be real fresh and match-tough. We're favored In have beaten Big 10 schools and Texas French Toast are ranked higher regionally. •ijijilJJijii: both, but we still have to go out and play." The singles lineup will remain The weekend sees plenty of the same with Carla Marshack li Elephant Ears 1 tennis action with five matches (number one), Tisa Pacella this weekend as the men's and Dave Morin, head tennis coach (number two), Erin Bowbeer t Cotton Candy women's teams see the start of (number three), Karen Micus their MAC schedules. Number two singles player that level." (number four), Lori Wydish iiii Gummy Bear Cake 1 ;!|j;j:|||jj|j The men's team starts off the Todd Koehler should be able to The women's team is away at (number five), and Cara Whelan •ijiiiiililili weekend hosting MAC rival play despite a sore arm that has Eastern Michigan on Friday look- (number six). Milkshakes * Eastern Michigan at 3 p.m. at the been limiting his game. The in- ing to better their 10-6 overall Doubles action will see a slight iiii Robert Keefe Tennis Courts. jury has bothered him in the past, record and to get their MAC change as Tisa Pacella and Mel- Sundaes They host Western Michigan at but has recently flared up. season off to a good start. issa Seely-Brown will team up. m 1 1:00 p.m. on Saturday afternoon. The men face off against Min- The team then travels to The pair played together earlier jiiijijijijlj! The team is 4-6 overall heading nesota, the fourteenth-ranked Western Michigan on Saturday at in the season at number one dou- iiii Banana Split M into the MAC season after a long team in the nation in their week- 1:00 p.m. to face the tough bles, winning the match. Other- layoff since playing Southern end closing match on Sunday Bronco squad. wise, it will be the same mat- Turtle Sundaes 1 Alabama on March 20. In addi- morning at 10:00 a.m.. Coach Penny Dean remains op- chups with Marshack and Bow- tion to team practices, the men Morin sees the match as a good timistic about the matches beer at number one doubles and •:•:•:■: find many more... * scrimmaged against Kenyon's learning experience and an op- against the two top teams in the Sarah Emdin and Micus at num- men's team. portunity to compete against a MAC. ber two doubles. • Little sibs follow the trail Coach Dave Morin does not see top level team in the nation. "Real tough, especially "Doubles are important this H to King Candys Castle ¥ the long layoff as a disadvantage. "Playing against Minnesota Western," Dean said. "We will weekend," said Dean. "It will be and collect prizes along the way... "We should be real fresh and will be great for our program," have to play at the top of our a good test to see where we match-tough," said Morin. "We'- said Morin. "We'll get to see one games at all positions, giving stand." } Special hoars listed in all Dining Onto [T re favored in both, but we still of the best teams in the country 110%." Not only are both teams vying have to go out and play." and see what it takes to get to The women face a tough chal- for overall team victories in the dual matches, but the individuals KT KT K4' K4' are vying for important victories The University Red Cross would like to to achieve high seeding in the thank the following businesses, The Brothers of MAC Championships. organizations, and individuals for their PHI KAPPA PSI special assistance to the B.G.S.U. EATING Bloodmobile this week: Proudly Welcome The Fraternities/Sororities New Brothers ... RIGHT Food Donations Campus Organizations Additional Contributors Cain's Alpha Epsilon Delta Food Operations Todd Tornstrom ... Mike Jons... Alpha Gamma Delta CAN Campus Pollyeyes Alpha Omicron Pi Alpha Phi Omega Rick Malcolm ... Charlie Seitz... Judy Gorus Casey's Alpha Sigma Phi Jeff Martin... Joe Woods... HELP Alpha Xi Delta Domino's Pizza Beta Alpha Psi Chi Omega Jerome Library Staff Jason Fitzgerald ... Brian Shaffer... Kroger's Delta Gamma REDUCE Delta Sigma Theta Scott Bruning... Craig Ball... Delta Upsilon Myles' Pizza Gamma Phi Beta Tom and Judy Kisselle Robert Gatenbee ... Scott Paskoff... Honors Student Assoc. Pagliai s Pizza Kappa Delta Kappa Sigma Office of Multicultural Affairs Aaron Whaley... Pizza Hut Med Tech Club Nursing Student Assoc. RISK Subway Omega Phi Alpha Parking And Traffic Division Phi Gamma Delta/Fiji TCBY Phi Kappa Tau Congratulations Pi Kappa Alpha Zeta Lambda Sigma Chi Telecommunications Services Sigma Gamma Rho It's About Time ... CANCER. Special Thanks To All Donors, Volunteers, and the Red Cross It can also help you reduce you' weight. I Nursing Staff This Week KT k'l' k'l' <1>KM' KT KT KU' Friday, April 10, 1992 The BG News page nine Baseball enters key stretch against OU

by Aaron Dorksen sports writer pionship series and we have to play like we're facing elimination and the boys have responded." During the next week BG Today's doubleheader with baseball fans will get a good idea Ohio, 12-8, 5-5, will be a tough whether this year's Falcons are test for the Falcons but will pro- contenders or pretenders. vide the team with a shot in the BG will embark on a crucial arm if they can split or win the part of their schedule beginning series. today with a four game series The Bobcats rank in the top with the Ohio Bobcats. The team half of the MAC in every will return home for a offensive category and are sec- doubleheader with Cleveland ond in runs scored (6.40), third in State Sunday, followed by MAC ERA (4.50), and fourth in batting action Tuesday at Eastern Mich- (.306). igan and a four game series next "I know they have some out- weekend with Miami. standing pitching and they dont The Falcons, 7-11, 1-5, have beat themselves," Schmitz said. played good baseball lately win- Key position players for OU ning four of their last six after are shortstop Rich Czajkowski hitting a season low last Friday (.338, 11 RBI), first baseman when they were rocked by Kent Chad Young (.273,15 RBI, 4 HR) 17-3 and 6-2. and center fielder Dirk Harper "We didn't play real well last (.298, 12 RBI, 2 HR) a second Friday against Kent State, we got team All-MAC selection last beat by a couple of touchdowns in season. the first game and lost the second First team All-MAC pitcher and we knew the players were Joe Morvay (1-1, 2.43) and Doug going to be down," Schmitz said. Milicki (2-1, 3.57) anchor the "We kind of took a page out of pitching staff. coach (Gary) Blackney's book Tim NormunfThc BC Nt Schmitz will call on Greg Sharp and his speech he used before the (1-2, 3.67) and Jeff Brown (0-1, Freshman shortstop Brandon Carper will be in action today when the games. Central Michigan game," he said. 4.91) today with Derek Common Falcons visit Ohio University. He is hitting .268 this season in 14 "We used that and we told the (2-2. 4.38) and Chris Boggs (1-1, players each series is a cham- 4.73) getting the call Saturday. Classified

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Bewarel Your Brothers & Sisters Coming... •ON-CAMPUS JOB' AGD'AGD * AGO'AGO Delia SgChene Delta &g Delta Sigma Pi CAMPUS & CITY EVENTS Lil Sibs and Kids Weekend Responsible student with good communi- Looking for a date? Good luck at Initiation' Lil Cindy, Aani 10-12 1992 cation skills needed part-time Fall semes- Looking for a mate? Know the purpose! Good luck at Initiation, you'll do fine. Know the ter, 15-20 hr/Wfc, J4 25'hr. Good typing Love Your &g, Food Drive April 6-10 If so. find an Alpha Gam purpose. It's been a great seven weeks, you've 12nd Annual Comedy Kickoff' skills a MUST - knowledge of WordPerfect a College Republicans, RSA, USG and try Data Match. M-che-e been an awesome liOe. Come see Tim Cavanaugh and his band of plus. One Can Make A Difference! Fill out aquesuonaire for $2 00 Love. Your Big Scoit Lunatics perform at Joe E. Brown Theatre on Call 372-2451 tor detallel You can't go wrong I Delta S-gma Pi Monday, Apnl 13 a! 6:00pm. A donation 11 go- Golden Key General Meeting9:00 Sun. Apnl 12 April 6-10 Delta Sigma PI ing directly 10 the Homeless Awareness Project 100 BA AGD' Data Match * AGD Secret Lil Shelley of Northwest Ohio Come out and laugh before Come Seel Come Seel Chl-OKrlttl Heck Chi-O Initiation is here. Lil Rich. studying for your finalslll Happy Birthday lo the best big ever! "PHIMU"PHIMU" But dont fear Youll do fine Good luck this weekend. I know youll do an •ATTENTION" if you just remain clear. excellent job and will continue to show that ' Delta Sigma Pi • Have a great one) Sack Races' Sack Races' •RUNNER3 AND ENVIRONMENTALISTS' Lots of love from your older little. Sack Races' Sack Races) Your Secret Big you're a stud and will be suceesful in all you do. LAGA LAG A LAGA LAGA LAGA Run for the Earth (5-K) Delta Sigma Pi Angie Saturday, April 11th Your Big Bro. Tho Lesbian and Gay Alliance will hold a When: Saturday, Apnl 11.1992; 9:00am Chl-0 Krletl Heck Chi-O Be there! Greg meeting Thursday at 830 pm in the United Where: BGSU campus * Eppler Center "PHIMU"PHIalU~ Delia Sigma Pi Christian Fellowship Center (Corner of Thurs- (T-shirts and prizes, many age groups) tin and Ridge). The meeting is free and open to For more Inlo call Michelle Llnel at 2-1208 Chi-OChi-OChi-O — DELTA SIGMA PI"* Grand Lil Chef* Our Diamond Pledges Good luck at Initiation. Heading for EUROPE this summer? Jet there all gay, lesbian, bisexual, and gay supportive or Heather Vagi al 2-6207 Lil Amy- anytime for $169 from the East Coast, $229 people. Discretion is used. If you have any Art Good luck on Saturday Know your stuff ft you'll do fine. ...and another great The Best 11 Grand Big I facie from the Midwest (when available) (Reported questions please call 3S2-LAGA 7-10pm Mon . Keep up the good work. in Left Go' ft NY Tuner) AIRHITCH LAST LECTURE Keep Up the Great Work" 111 Wed., and Fn. There will be a discussion on Happy 19th Birthday Delta Sigma Pi Sponsored by Alpha Lambda Delta 212-864-2000 homophop.a on campus. Chi-OChi-0 Chi-O Big Stephanie leatunngDR. JANET PARKS Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O '"DELTA SIGMA PI"' Delta Sigma Pi Peace and Freedom Tue«„ April 15,112 BA, 8pm Congratulations JENICA DICKINSON Spnng Pledge Class 92 Nelson Mandela Celebration FREE Delta Tau Delta - Sigma Kappa DiBanedetto's introduces their chunky on Hope you all do well at Initiation. Saturday.Apnltl.1992 DJ Jazzy Jami and the FRESH Kill chicken filial salad - $3,95 Eat In or call Sigma Chi Derby Daze Queenll The Secret Rose is behind you all the way. Little Sibs Wee Kend Lil'Sibs Dance tonighi9-l2 Eppler South 352-4663 for delivery. Chl-O Chl-0 Chl-O Chl-O Delia Sigma Pi 8 pm ai the N E. Commons SERVICES OFFERED Delta Tau Delta - Sigma Kappa Featunng' Enjoy the Grateful Dead, Pink Floyd. Neit •DELTASIGMA PI" Attend a Junior Orientation meeting Young ft Led Zepplm. Weds.. Apnl 15th at Flash Your Buddha and Groovemastsr LI Lesa. about University Placement Services ALPHA PHI'SIGMACHI Tuxedo Junction with the guys from Harvest - Horse Back Riding S Hay Rides I can't believe that Initiation is already here for " FRIENDS OF THE DEAF ■ 6:30-8pm - Lenhart Grand Ballroom Thanks to our coaches Chns and Chris. t Live and unplugged ft check out their new CD 313-856-3973 youl You've done GREAT in the pledging pro- Ume for ELECTIONSI Tues. Apnl 14th We had a fun time slipping and sliding. available ai Finders ft Madhanan. cess so, I know youll do AWESOME at In sa Come run or vote lor the person LSAT-GRE'GMAT-MCAT Questions? Call 372-2356 •Siste'sofA-Phi you want in charge next year1 Qonl Don't be nervous: I'll be right there beside Test preparation classes forming now) CONGRATULATIONS Cont. on page 10 406 Ed »PM Sun, April 12. Call Stanley H. Kaplan Educational youl Lots of Luck- T-ShirtaareonSALEI Center lor details 536-3701 The BGSU Homecoming Committee "FRIENOSOFTHEDEAF" Big A ngie Pregnant? congratulates International Week International Week — Run For the Earth We can help FREE PREGNANCY TESTS. — DELTA SIGMA PI*" STEPHEN BERNSTEIN Info, and support • BG Pregnancy Center L1TRACEY on winning the logo deelgn contest! Want to enjoy a beautiful Spring Call 3S4HOPE Good luck on Saturday. Keep your eyee open tor Itt day while helping to raise awareness You've done a great job so far- ol Environmental issues7 STUDY ABROAD IN AUSTRAUA Keep it up ft get eiotedlM HOMECOMING 1992 International Dinner Information on semester, year, graduate, BIG LISA Daisy, Saturday morning. 8:30am summer and internship programs in Penh, '"DELTA SIGMA PI'" THE WEEKEND'S April 11, Sat. 7p.m. Call Michelle. 372-1208 lor more inlo Townsville, Sydney, and Melbourne Programs ALMOST HERE start at $3520 Call 1 -600-878^3696. '" Hayley Kempton'" SUPPORT BGSU LIBRARIES Delta S-gma Pi In-Store Book Fair at We're backing youl Little Professor Bookstore in the PERSONALS Your Secret Big ft Big Spring Meadows Shopping Conter Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O ^TICKETS ARE STILL AVAILABLE < on Airport Highway. Mention Congratulations NICKY POHLMAN -BGSU LIBRARIES" and a portion ol Delia Sigma Pi on your your purchase will be donated "' * Jenny Burkey ••■ Li ale Juke. Hippy Happy Birthday lo You! membership to Mortar Board! to BGSU Libraries during Good lucki Youll dojust great< Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O Chl-O National Library Week I hop* all of your Birthday wishes Marjie Apnl 5-7,1992 coma true I Alpha Phi *SAE Union Foyer 9:30 - 2:30 p.m. SUPPORT BGSU LIBRARIES Lova, BGSU Lil Sis ft Bro Shirts and Amv souvenirs at Jeans N Things A special thanks to our Bodrace coaches Don or call 372-2249 Catch The Thrill ol Victory Intarnatlonal Business Association 531 Ridge Street 352-8333 and John. We had a great time. »Tha Agony ol Defeat" •SisierolAPhi Wo will meet Tuesday. April 14 al 7:30 p.m. m Frift Sat 10-5:30 Lil Sibs and Kids Weekend Sponsored by World Student Association. room 1003 BAA Jell Denker from Cwens- Sun 12-5 Delta Sig Shelley Delia Sg April 10-12,1992 Illinois wi'l be speaking on International Good luck at Initiation! Finance in South America. Love, Mich International Week International Week "Thrill of Victory & Tho Agony of Defeat"

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KKQ' Sigma Oil's' KKQ' Sigma Chl's PiPhi'Pike'PhiTau'PIPN To the PEOPLE. Lifeguards Wanted 92-93 SUMMER ft FALL RENTALS Cont. from page 9 The Sisters ol Kappa Kappa Gamma would Shane, Jay. Derek. Mike ft Bnan, Thanks for breaking the silence I Apply in person at T-Square Graphics, OVER 500 UNITS Hooter, Bsrslool, Whltis, Hump-n-Pump like to thank the Sigma Chi's for serenading our (sung to the tune of GHIigan's Island) From Tonia 121 S. Main. BG. Must bring lifeguard and Red Effic.. one bdrm., two bdrm., houses ft du- Thanks lot ma bssi week ol my Mel Seniors. We're realty going to miss them. Just sil tight back and youii hear a tale, Cross CPR Certification. Accepting applica- plexes. Stop into KKO ' Sigma Chl's ' KKO ' Sigma Chl's A tale ol a fateful trip. TTKATTKATTKA tions until April 15. 319E.WOOSTER Panama ruledl Ha Hal SHUT UPl The Brothers ol Pi Kappa Alpha would like to Love.Crocasllmpy Thai started on this tropic isle (across from Taco Bell) Aboard this tiny ship. congratulate Pat Adams on his recent lavaiier- STOPIII Need a Job Now and lor Summer? Speak with our friendafy staff or call PS Happy 19m Hoolerday.Apnli1.i992 When? April 14th & 23rd at 8pm CAMPUS ON S. COLLEGE. CALL JEN AT OB O. - Call 372-3818 after 8pm. Little Sibs Weekend Where? Founders HaJI in the Gold Lounge 372-3706. PERSONAL Bring ? Yourself and a pillow. Matching couch A chair (country blue). Excel- Efficiency A one bedroom apartments 8 pm at the N.E. Commons lent condition $50 for couch. $30 tor chair. Featuring: Sponsored by BGSU Wellness Center Female non-smoking roommate wanted for available Call Mecca Management at Pnces nog. Call Lisa ai 352-2487 353-5800. ©08PIL&V &m Flash Your Buddha and Groovemaster Student Health Service 92-93 school year. Nice, furnished apt. near campus. Sl65/m0. Call 3540101. Oakley Razor Blades with yellow frames, Irri- GEORGETOWN MANOR APTS for HELPI Two graduating seniors need sub- dium lense. and trigger earpiece $50 or best 800 THRID STREET Pecks, Secret Lil Dawn, offer. Contact Glen Lubberi at 353-5902. $10.00 Have a good weekend! Cheer upl Don't forget. Can you believe Initiation is finally here and leasers lor summer. Whole apt. needs rented. 1992-93 leases. Only 4 one-bedroom units re- 2 bedrooms. 1 1/2 bath, new carpet, air condi- Queen waterbed w/bookcase headboard. main. Summer openings for one and two bed- Choose from a I still owe youl You're so muscular I you will know who I ami tioning! ONLY S325 a month. Contact Mary or room units. Air conditioned A reasonable. DG Good luck. I'm sure you will do awesome. drawers and new mattress. $150.352-2257. Christie at 352-1046 for more info. Hurryl 352-4966. selection of borders) Pi Kapp's let's make it From Your Secret Big three in a row and HELPI We need 2-4 subleasers from May-Aug FOR RENT Helpl We need 4-6 subleasers from May- & personalize yourn take Phi Mu Sack-races Spacious house, close to campus on E. Evers. August. Great house, very close to campus, on S^Ep" 2 bedrooms, a/c. For more into, call 352-2487 this Saturday! Congratulations Man Ward on receiving the E. Wooster. For more info, call 352-2414. Ne- ^message at 214 West Cheap rent!I gotiate rent. Hall or call PI KAPPS'PI KAPPS Ulysses Grant Dubach Award! 1 ft 2 bedroom Apis . 2 blocks from campus Awesome job on sweeping this SigEp Male roommate or subleaser needed for 1992 unfurnised, ask for Larry House available for summer $187.50. Please Summer Session Call 352-4303. call 353-3685 and leave message. , 372-2601 past weekends philanthropies I SigEp Call 833-7666 after 6 pm Special thanks to: Sig Ep Sam Sez: Damn proud to be a Sig Ep1 Male subleaser from May nil August • Close to MARTEN RENTALS Chad. Scon. Tony. Dex, Mike, Fred. A Ken Top 3 Reasons (April) campus. Si25/month plus utilities - negoua- 1 bdrm. turn, or unfurn. apis We have apartments for traditional students, 1 3. Parent's Weekend - Whoa ble. Call 353-8903. Ask for Sieve. Quiet atmosphere ' close to campus grads and couples. Please call for more infor- 2. Hawaiian Cruise • Nailsl One nonsmoking female roommate needed for 352-2663 mation on locations and rales for Spring. Summer and Fan. 1. Beta 23'Null sa;dl fall. Very close to campus. Call 352-1166 SigEp 352-3445 "Hours 9 -9 (evenings ) 1-4 SUBLEASERS NEEDED STICK WITH US FOR THE BEST SUBLEASER needed to share Campus Manor Good Location. AC, Cheap, call 353-2208 Sigma Chi * Chi Omega apL with 2 other guys for 92-93. S200/mo. Now leasing 1,2, ft 3 bedroom apts. ft houses, Adam. Paul. Mike and Mike, Call Jason. 372-4233. i yr lease. Yes. we allow pets Call after 1pm. Thanks for being great coaches lor Derby 1992-93 Summer ft Fall Rentals. 2 bdrm. 354-6600 MARVEL" ROMICS OLD AND NEW! Daze Si.p-n-si.de on Saturdayl We felt pri- fun.apis Free water, sewer, heat. AC, HBO viledged wearing (he Browns helmet. Even SUMMER SUBLEASERS NEEDED Call 352-2663. One room apartment available. though we didn't win, we had a great time1 May - Aug 4 needed $i00/mth. May-Aug. 1992-93 Summer ft Fall Leases 352-4292. Thanks! cheap. 1 block from campus 1 A 2 bdrm. apts. Furnished ft unfurnished. Kim. Kelley, Heather and Shannon Call for more into. 353-4203 Pool, clubhouse ft laundry facilities Chi Omega - Sigma Chi 354-3533 Room in house for rent, own bathroon, porch A Summer Subleaser backyard 1 or 2 person $425/200 for Summer Call Tnoa 352-4536 after 6 pm. SIGMA KAPPA * SIGMA KAPPA One female roommate needed 2 bdrm. furnished apartment Utilities included Derby Daze - Spirit Award $96 a month plus utilities except electnc. Open summer ft fan. Summer rooms tor rent. Way to go Sig Kapsl Keep up the spmtll Call 352-4177 for more info 2 bdrm. furnished house. Utilities included ex Price negotiable. cept electric. Open for summer_669 3036 1 block from campus. 352-7970. SIGMA KAPPA ' SIGMA CHI 'Take Back the Night" 2 bdrm. house. Located between campus and SUMMER SUBLEASE Hey Sigma Chi's, grab your bed bottoms and If any undergrad. grad student, or faculty has downtown. Near courthouse. Available this 3 • Bedroom House platform shoes and get psyched to have an participated in one of these marches, please summer, fall ft spring. Call823-5551. $130/month per person A ubl. awesome 70s teal! call me at 372-2301. (Psych Dept.) or Call 372-1769 or 372-3166 354-5496 (home). My name is Norrine Oslrow- 2 bedroom apt. or house, near campus ft Sigma Phi Epsikxi ski and I am a grad student doing a research downtown, w.'parkmg Call 354-1790. Brother of the Week: Josh Rand Summer Subleasera Athletes of the Week: Beta Men project with women who have marched in 2 Br house avail. May 15th • 609 Fifth St. TBTN. Close to campus, inexpensive. Off-Campus Brothers of the Week: Great for couple or up to 3 students • 12 mo. Call 353 6007 tor details, leave massage Tim McAlen, Stu Krivinkin lease. $450.00 ft uDl. - Steve Smith 352-8917. Sigma Phi Epsilon HELP WANTED 420 S. Main Apt. «3 SUMMER SUBLEASERS NEEDED: Room for rent. Unfurnished. Si 00 / month, close to campus SPRING BREAK PRICE-BUSTER VACA- Newfy redecorated. $165. Own room, furnished TIONSI $227.50!Sell 50 outrageous college T-shirts All utilities free. Available May 1st. Call 354-7483 JAMAICA, BAHAMAS INCLUDING AIRFARE. and make $227 50. Average sales time - 2-6 Call 352-5620 GREAT HOTEL AND MUCH MORE FROM hrs. You choose from 17 designs. No financial ONLY $599. BUY FROM THE #1 NAME YOU Three blocks to campus obligation. A nsk free program designed tor 5 bedroom house to sublease Room for rent first session summer school or CAN TRUST FOR QUALITY VACATIONS. students. SM/LG quantity avail. Call Taylor 19. for summer. Very close to campus. FOUR SEASONS 1-600-331-3136. April-May-June. Victorian house. Sep. kitchen, 1 800-659-6890. Win pay May's rent. Call 354-5297. dming room, living room, private entrance and STUDENT DESIGN SHOW ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT lishor parking Phone352-5617or352-7907. "Recycling by Design: ies. 824 Sixth SL Apt. S3 Student Creations Piece by Peace ~ Three subleasers needed for summer. Earn SS.OOOWmonth. Free transportation! 2 bedroom furnished House close to campus. Price negotiable April 12.2:00pm Room ft Board!Over 8.000openings. FREE heal, water ft sewer McFall Gallery Terry 372-4132. No experience necessary, lisle or Female. Available now $400. Call 352-5620 Sponsored by Fashion Merchandising Assoc. For employment program call: Young's NcwstoncJ Student Employment Services SUPPORT GROUP l-206-545-41S5exl. 1516 Vour Comic 8ooh Heodquorters If you have placed a baby for adoption or are Join Our Comic Club Today! considering doing so join us Monday nights at Attention 7pm. Call 354 -4673 for location. Graphic Design A 178 S. Main Bowling Green Tamara Miller and Michelle Mathewe VCT Thanks for being such great Majors 353-2176 KapHPhilifflesI Love, L-i Student Publications is now accepting applications tor PRODUCTION ASSISTANTS tor FALL 1992. Apply at Student Employment 450 Student Services Bidg ATTENTION VCT STUDENTS! Student Publications is accepting applications for Co-op positions by APRIL 17,199211 for FALL 1992. Apply at the Technology Co-op Office by April 22,1992. CAMP WAYNE, co-ed children's camp, North- east Pennsylvania (3 hrs. N.Y.C.) 6/23 - e 8/21/92. Specialty counselors tor Tennis, Softball, Gymnastics. Swimming. (W.S.I, pre- ferred), Nature/Camping, Guitar, Palni- ing/Drawing, Self-Defense. Cheer leading. Aerobics. Other positions: General. R.N., Pctrter/ChambermaJd. Kitchen Workere. Nur- se's Aide. Night Watchman. On Campus Inter- views. Tuesday, April 28. 1992. Call 516-889-3217 to schedule an interview. Dancers • Must be eighteen and up. Will train. Can make up to S1000 weekly. Come see our show. Fireplace Lounge, Port Clinton, Ohio. 1-734-9051 (Tom). NOW LEASING FOR GRADUATING? TAKING HUE OFF? Exciting Live-lnNANNY positions available. 1 Year East Coast Placements. $175 • SUMMER AND FALL v 250/week Paid transportation, benefits, room/board. Call The Perfect Nanny 1 •800-882-2698. 215 E. Poe Rd. Apartments RESIDENT CAMP STAFF - Assistant director, business manager. RN. kitchen staff, unit 1 bdrm's starting @ Z/5/mo counselors and leaders, program specialist, pool director and lifegurads needed; June Efficiencies starting @ I 95/mo 13-August 11. Two seasonal resident camps located near Harnsonburg and Leesburg, VA. Contact: Ruth Eneor, GSCNC, 2233 Wisconsin Ave. N.W.. Washington, DC 20007-4187. 830 4lh Street (Willow House) 202-337-4300. EC€. 1 bdrm's starting @ 285/mo Lawn maintenance, full and part time. Spring and Summer. Now hiring. Call 352-5822. CALL NOW SKI ft WORK IN COLORADO NEXT WIN- FOR MORE INFO TERM Crested BuBe Mountain Resort is coming AND SUMMER RATES again to do recruiting for our Sfcjdent Employ- ment Program. S500 scholarship, $5 hour, a FREE UNLIMITED ski pass, housing,... and Management Inc. MUCH morel Various positions are available. For more information please attend our infor- 104) North Main Street • P.O. Bos 1167 mational presentation held at 6 00pm on Mon- 353-5800 day, April 13 in Placement Office or contact our Bowling Green, Ohio 43402 sponsor Placement Services 372-2366. We areanE.O.E THE NSIDER MAGAZINE

SMALLER PIECE OF THE PIE? Have we been overshadowed by the Baby Boomer generation?

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Dr. The Doctor's 'bad' medicine change, the more they stay the den box In 210 West Hall before 8 6. Which Beatle hit the Top 40 In Dave's same" -1 don't buy It. "Bohemian am.. Wed.. April 15. 1992. 1984 with "So Bad"? Rhapsody" Is back In the Top 10 - We looked at 'good' music last Senior level • Four bad points >I\(,V/IM What bliss!.' week. And, we all know that there each. Editor-in-Chief Is a whole lot of'bad' music out 7. What "Lush life" woman hit Music After sifting through all the en- there, too. No value Judgments the Top 10 In 1980 with "Hurt So Matthew A. Daneman tries, the team of Lulsa Palomar about these songs and groups, but Bad"? and Jenn Vaccaro (great dumb they're all bad. Trust your Doctor: 8. What female-led Managing Editor Quiz parents story about actually turn- Freshman level - One bad point group hit the Top 10 In 1986 with Morrella Raleigh ing a car around on trip to Disney each. "Bad Boy"? World) were chosen as this week's Graduate level - Five bad points winners. The correct answers to 1. Who hit #1 In 1987 with each. Assistant Editor by Dave Baskind our 'good' qulx are: 1. Fine Young Trie Incredible Collage of Musical "Bad"? 9. What bad' band hit the Top Scott DeKatch Cannibals 2. Adam Ant 3. Motley Knowledge 2. What NJ. band hit * 1 In 1988 20 with "If You Needed Somebo- Crue 4. Poison 5. Marky Mark & with "Bad Medicine"? dy" m 1991? .Iri Director the Funky Bunch 6. Tina Turner 7. Sophomore level - Two bad 10. What band's first hit, "Don't Molly Zakrajsek Cyndl Lauper 8. Peter Cetera 9. points each. Treat Me Bad." hit the Top 20 In Some thoughts: Yes, 201s, It's Tony! Tonl! Tone! 10. Ray Charles 3. Name any two of Color Me 1991? lest time (and I am your TA). and Chaka Khan. Badd's four Top 40 hits. Assistant Art Director \ Whether or not you want to admit 4. Name any one of Bad Eng- For winning, you'll cam a FREE Kathy Gaitan It. summer Is coming. "Cafe For a chance to win, put your lish's three Top 40 hits. promo cassette from Finders Re- Flesh." "There's a fine line be- name, address, phone number and Junior level - Three points points cords And Tapes at 128 N. Mam tween stupid and clever." Hooray. Theatre Critic first makeout spot to "Or. Dave's each. and an OFFICIAL Dr. Dave di- Tap Is back. "Summer lovtn' had Brad Craddock Quiz." do 214 West Hall or ooze It 5. Name either of Another Bad ploma. Hey YOU!!! That's not too me a blast" "The more things Into the sweeter-than-honey woo- Creation's 1991 hits. bad. Video Critic I '■■ 1 boy. Chuckle, takes Bingo as his Steve Aspacher pet. but Is unable to tell his Idi- otic family, headed by a stereo- From the Editors... Film Critic # typical, dumb Jock, football- Dave Huffman *? playing father, an overreactlve, Telkln' bout my generation. or so much more? You decide neurotic mother (Cindy Williams Then, now that you know who you of Liverae 8r Shirley tame), and I forget who said "Youth Is are, find out how to act like It with Staff Wrlterm an obnoxious brother named wasted on the young," but they a dictionary to all the X-speak you Karen Koster Chuckle. were probably a member of the need to know to fit hi. Laura Franklin This movie Is actually pretty Baby Boomer generation. Just like Turn back to page two and take Melinda Monhart If raunchy, and for many reasons. our folks. Bom between 194S and the Dr. Dave test...If you're tough Aggie Colbert In one scene, we get to see Bingo 1960, the Boomers are the most af- enough. And video critic extror- sniffing the rear of a female dog fluent, educated, Influential era of dlnalre Steve Aspacher viewed Walter Campbell minium and enjoying It. In another, our people to ever walk the Earth. Bingo and came out alive. Find out Caroline Fuller by Sloven Aspacher Imaginations are led to dwell on Then there are their kids. Us. what you're not missing on page J. David Smith Insider video critic the Images of canine coitus! After Socially conscious but cynical. two. the family moves, and leaves Addicted to the culture of Instant St off 1'holographern I didn't think It was possible, Bingo behind, we get to see gratification but looking toward a Page three - same as the first. but I found a movie worse than Chuckle urinating three times. In future of downward mobility and The University ls hosting Its own Heather Dunaway V.I. WarshawikL The movie Is hopes that Bingo will catch the less-ness. Afraid of the future. nlnja academy (OK. not really, but JeffRadcliffe Bingo, and It's not just bad, It's scent and follow the family to Lacking an Identity. The Lost Gen- Jane Kllgore takes on a trip to the Tammy White beyond bad. Green Bay (and yes. we do get to eration. Generation X. Welcome to University's karate club and Bingo (PG). directed by Mat- see Bingo sniffing Chuckle's Bill Galayda yourself. earned her own Insider black belt). Colleen Alig thew Robblns, chronicles the ad- pee)! This Issue, Insider goes Inside Meanwhile, managing editor Mor- ventures of a circus dog failure the Issue that affects you most - rella Raleigh brings us the tale of Charlotte Webb The movie continues to suffer named Bingo. e yourself. Turn to pages six and this weekend's Toledo mu- Swenson After his sentence as a circus and doesn't let up! The acting Is seven and discover who you are slc/poetry/fllm/art festival at dog, Bingo runs across the body abysmal, and the movie Is and want to be and about the peo- Frankle's. Catch ya there! of a boy who was rendered un- plagued by moronic humor and ple all around you. Writer Karen Rock Gossip claims all of page conscious In a way fake bike ac- slip-shod direction, as well as Production Assistant.*! Koster delves Into the Inner depths four - thus showing how alive and overall bad taste! I must admit, cident. Bingo, being the super crackling the BG scene Is. right? Laurel Pu j cr however, that there was one of the X generation and finds out genius that he Is, revives the what makes us tick. Meanwhile. Find out what you'll be missing If Bill Burgess boy, and begins his series of life- element of Bingo I really appre- Aggie Colbert takes a look at Gen- you go home or are a geek who Brian Green saving missions. The revived ciated - The End. eration X, the book. Is It a novel. stays In on page four. Michael Hunt

On page five Is the latest, ho- CI.A-7.TII.TI1F.ATRF. tttest, hlppest stuff In the stores nOWI.INCGHIUN.jsjiy.i muslc-wlse. Def Leppard. The The Insider Magazine is Mighty Mighty Bosstones. The published every Friday during BATES V-. * Lightning Seeds. Buy 'em all. EVERYBUNNY the acedmic year by the And rounding out another Issue $| JKSSICAS comes page eight. Ahhh, page Board of Student Publications is checking out the great 1&2 BR TANDY of Bowling Green State eight. Welcome guest Todd Stan- University. ley reviews cinematic escapade apts at WINTHROP TERRACE White Men Can't Jump And writer Opinions expressed by Dave Huffman spins the yam of a columnists do not necessarily student filmmaker and his debut reflect the opinions of The ($&Q • A/C Insider Magazine. ftiedtenlomies into the Industry this weekend. See ya Monday night at the Mortons. The Insider Magazine and • Campus Shuttle Nightly at 7:00 9:30 Bowling Green State •Pool Sat Sun 2:00 4:30 Insider - we write the songs that University are equal make the whole world sing. opportunity employers and ph. 352-9135 Next issue: the bands Rolling do not discriminate In hiring "The Doors" Fri Sat Midnight practices. $3.00 all seats this picture only Stone never mentions. And they're all from BG. Go figure. 'Hit Insider Magazine Friday April 10, 1998] ffi |

Hi-yaa! 'Pop' goes the local culture BG karate club a big kick for all AIDS benefit to feature local music, art, films "We're very excited that byMorrella Raleigh Insider managing editor someone would come forward [to organize a benefit]," Larry Harris, director of development for Da- vid's House said. "He's put This Sunday, In an extravaganza together a phenomenal event. of local artistry. Frankle's, 308 Main St.. Toledo, will be converted "It's good that the counter- Into a popular culture arena with culture Is responding," Harris add- art displays, bands, experimental ed. "It's a good reflection of soci- film showings and poetry readings. ety." The proceeds will be donated to an area AIDS organization. Donahue said he hopes to make The first annual "Pop Goes the the festival an annual event. "If It's Insttlvr/Colleen AJig Weasel" festival was organized by successful, I'd like to do another Matt Donahue, a University Ameri- one. I would Uke to do a yearly SAND THE FLOOR WASH THE can Culture Studies master's stu- event If that's possible." CAR...Peter June* Kowal. University dent and lead singer of the band The various events will take alumni and U.K.S. member, bustt tome moves. Head, to provide a forum for local popular culture artists. place In three different rooms at "That's the reason for the event - the Toledo club. Films wUl be by lane Kilgorc to try to get as many creative peo- shown In one room, while bands InsiaW guest writer ple together as possible, so people and poets alternate In another and can share Ideas and have a good artwork will be on display time," he said. "It's all pop art. It's throughout the building. Many people are getting a big all pop culture." Donahue said he hopes the Musicians that will be perform- kick out of karate. /nsioW/Colteen Alig University students - as well as event will open up more opportun- ing are Vambo Marble Eye. Head. PREADOLESCENT JUNIOR NTNJA CHILDREN...Both the young and old can ities for artistic expression in the Gone Daddy Finch. Pat Lewan- Bowling Green residents - are par- get something out of karate training. ticipating In the United Karate Toledo area. dowskl, Mickey Stephens and System, which Is a course taught "Toledo has been so culturally Naked Baby. Artwork by Jim through the Continuing Education The club welcomes everyone, taller build have more reach. Vir- stifled because It's been so old Beard, Matthew Donahue, Bach. Department on campus. The sport no matter what their age or sex. It tually everyone Is a candidate to school. We want to let people Keith Crlppen. Gerald Grlndstaff. Is Instructed by Bob and Mary Is composed mostly of men and be good In karate If they use their know that this Is going on out Jim O'KuIey and Chris Shambaugh Anne Nicholson, who founded the dose to 30 percent women. Al- particular stature to their benefit. there. We're doing something will be displayed. Denlse Miller. program at BG In September 1973. though karate used to be predo- here," he said. "What we're doing Paul Donahue and Kevin MUlen According to the Instructors, minantly a sport for men, It now "This Isn't an activity that you Is Important and the sub-culture Is will read poetry and BUI Sham- there are quite a few benefits - In- promotes strong, powerful atti- have to be a super Jock of America growing." baugh will show experimental cluding promoted confidence and tudes for women. Here they are to try." said Mary Anne Nicholson. Since his purpose was exposure films. communication skills - from be- treated as equals, not as a weaker "The participants are your usual and not profit. Donahue decided to The Pop Goes the Weasel fes- coming a member. sex, according to the Nicholsons. kick-sand In-the-face kind of peo- donate the festival's proceeds to tival takes place Sun., April 12 "1 Joined the organization be- ple." David's House, a non-profit Toledo from 5:30-12 p.m. at Frankle's. cause It was Inexpensive, conven- "Women are made up o! the organization for AIDS patients and 308 Main St.. Toledo and tickets ient, and It Is something that I have same pieces as men, they Just The United Karate System meets HIV positive Individuals. cost $4. always wanted to do," said Angela learn that the pieces are a little on Tuesdays and Thursdays from Mowery. a University student who bigger, but they can be taken 6-10 p.m atEppfer Middle. U.K.S. has been Involved In the club since apart." Bob Nicholson said. "Wo- consists of two six week sessions last September. "I have gained men are light and quick with better between Fall and Spring, with a physical and mental discipline, body movements, while men are 10-week summer session that be- f§, Back by popular demand it's...23 self-confidence and many friends the ones with the strength. Men are gins In June. The cost to Join Is $35 since I have become a member". trying to be like the women for for a beginner and $30 for an ad- Self-defense tactics are another flexibility, and women want the vanced participant. Also, there Is Tfie BG News obvious result of practicing karate, mens' strength." an $18 fee paid once for a uniform. Fall although out of about 100 mem- Short and tall people both have Interested students can contact the bers, only four have been forced to advantages In karate. Short people Continuing Education Department COUPON CLIPPER use K outside of class and competi- are quick, and those that are of the at 372-8181 for more Information. Supplement tion. Mary Anne Nicholson said. The tournaments and competi- ...Same concept and same formal of two-sided tions entered by U.K.S. members are divided Into three events. One coupons offering great savings from division Is called kata, which Is area merchants. performed alone like a gymnastics routine. Sparring Is compared to a Now look for ii on green news/trim' boxing match with feet, and Is a part of competition presented with an opponent. A third portion of tournament activity Involves spar- Wednesday, April 15, 1992 ring with various weapons such as bos and Jos (sticks), swords and nunchucks. Sparring Is broken down by age Ituwling Green State University and sex, as well as experience. 214 West Hall (419)372-2601 Generally, the darker your belt, the rnore experience you have under It Friday April 10,1992 The Insider Maf&mrtnel

VOTED BGS FAVORTTE...Mlndpower (above) will be playing with Ton tonight al Good Tymes Pub.

TELL ME A STORY(TOWN): p.m. Admission Is S3 cheap. ROCK GOSSIP FROM Chicago's college rock sensation FLASH YOUR GROOVE FOR Slorylown will be making a return MANDELA: What do Nelson Man- FROM THE WINDY CITY ..Siorytown will make the audiences sweat and Jam 11 THE BLACK SWAMP to EasyStreet Cafe tonight and Sat- dela, Little Slbs Weekend. nlghl and Saturday at EasyStrect Cafe. Why aren't you there already? urday, bringing their listener- Groovemaster and Flash Your friendly guitar rock sound to anx- Buddha have In common? They'll ious BG ears. The 'towns are cur- all come together In a frenzy of rently plugging their new 15-song music this Saturday when BG s release. Rockflsh. They've been reggae gurus Groovemaster and compared to the Pretenders and eclectic descrlptlon-defyers Flash the BoDeans We'd rather Just Your Buddha make the rhythms compare them to a damn good spew forth as part of (he annual time. The rock-o-rama begins at 10 PSO-sponsored Nelson Mandela Tribute Celebration. Bring your little bro's and sls's to N.E. Com- mons April 11 at 8 p.m. and expe- rience the magic. Make a lasting JAMS OF THE WEEK: Record Den manager Jeff DeWltt picked former Replacements drummer impression Chris Mars solo release Horse- shoes and Hand Grenades, on Smash Records. "I really like the At Kinko's, you'll find everything you need to make Replacements and I don't think a your next presentation a memorable one. And that's lot of people know he has a solo album out," DeWHt said. MadHat- MONDO MANDELA MUSIC ...Rash Your Buddha and Groovemaster wUI both I important... because you may only get one chance to performing as part of the Mandela Tribute Concert Saturday In the N.E. Col ter Music Co. owner Billy Hanway mons. make a lasting impression. chose BloodMuilc by Sub-Pop re- cording artists Green Magnet BABY, WHY DON'T WE...?:, ► Quality copies and School because "It has a good finishing services cover." Veronica Sheets, assistant TONIGHT: Mind power and Ton at rytown at EasyStreet Cafe, Blltzen I manager of Finder's Records & the Good Tymes Pub, Follow for at Howard's Club H, Flash Your I Full color overheads Tapes chose Sense, the sopho- Now at Frankle's. SATURDAY: Buddha and Groovemaster In the | and handouts more effort by MCA Records artists Splderfoot at the Good Tymes Pub. Northeast Commons. SUNDAY: the Lightning Seeds. "This Is an Big Babies at Campus Poileyes. Flash Your Buddha at the Good ► Professionally alternative act and they're getting a The Difference at Frankle's. TO- Tymes Pub. MONDAY: Matt Ger- bound manuals lot of airplay." she said. NIGHT AND SATURDAY: Sto- wln at the Good Tymes Pub. The Michael Petrosmo Quintet at Ea- I Custom tabs syStreet Cafe, TUESDAY: Merry Can Men at EasyStreet Cafe. Char I BUY A REGULAR FOOTLONG SUB, . lotte's Webb and Rotten Excuse al| GET A SIX INCH SUB FOR 99 < Howard's Club H. WEDNESDAY: Groovemaster at EasyStreet Cafe, I $1.00 off full Surface Carbon at Howard's Club I FREE DELIVERY SERVICE! ■ H. This Year's Fad at Club S.O.P., | color transparencies The Rtvermen at Frankle's. Bring this coupon into the Kinko's listed and receive full color 353-0204 ■ THURSDAY: Groovemaster at Ea-| overhead transparencies for $1.00 off our everyday price. One Delivery Hours: Thurs, Fri, Sat 3pm to 10pm E sy Street Cafe, Yesterday's Jester i coupon per customer. Not valid with other offers. Good through Minimum Delivery $3.50 I Howard's Club H. King Apparah April 30.1992. at Frankle's. WOODLAND MALL SUBWAY ONLY! B Open 24 hours 354-3977 1 IS Railroad Street kinko's Ever Get A Pol (Behind Mylcs Pizza) the copy center *SUBWAV The ffhetjarrine Friday April 10, 1992

enjoy at first, but they soon grew on me like an old friend that moves away when you're a kid and returns to town after growing up. However, a word of warning to the consumer. Don't buy this. Write a letter to Mercury records, tell them you edit a weekly entertainment rag In a Midwest college town and would like to review some albums. It's nice background music, but (In my opinion) not worth the ten or fifteen bucks that could be spent on something better. -Scott DeKatch Green Magnet School BIoodMask SabPop Green Magnet School Is one of, DEFLEPPARD oh, a million or so Boston bands that are worthy of being heard by MICHELLE SHOCKED Def Leppard Storytown mallst sound klnda recall older Just about anyone with a loud Adrcnallze Rockflth Elvis Coste llo In a mellow mood or stereo and a passion for real rock the overplay MTV Is accustomed MerctirY ECADI Records Joe Jackson. But Galnes Just Isn't and roll. If they enjoy/suffer the to. Anybody can make an album My best car ever was 'Jane.' this up to that sort of talent. Whether fate of ex-SubPop bands Uke Wake up and come back to about scragging Uke a rabbit. Look VW Rabbit I had In high school. I talking about the special hero Soundgarden and Nirvana, this ec- 1992. where The Lightning Seeds at the list of metal hacks who can could slowly cruise around town trapped in each one of us ("Hero In clectlc quintet Just might get heard debuted their second album, (and do) squeal talentlessh/ about and have Just as much fun as blas- Me") or the problems of unwanted by the entire world. With three Sense. Well, lfyou didn't actually 'gettln' some': Poison. Warrant, thV down the freeway at 85 or so. pregnancy ("Didn't Wanna Be (count 'em - three!) guitarists. wake up It doesn't matter because Dangerous Toys, BonJovt...and Storytown reminds me of that 'mo- Daddy"), Galnes leaves the listener Green Magnet School uses both you haven't missed too much. the list goes on. But Def Leppard bile. This straight-ahead college unsatisfied and slightly bored. dissonant and melodic harmonies Don't get me wrong: The Lightning has always fought that mold and rock combo out of Chicago Is fast Nothing special. Nothing new. to accent an Industrial grunge that Seeds have another potentially hot continues to do so with Adrcnallze. becoming a favorite at EasyStreet - Matthew A. Daneman shows how sweet It would be If the album. However. It seems they Screw that glam wimp crap, says Cafe, and for good reason. In the Replacements grew up In Boston a didn't try to hard to grow arustlcal ly. Leppard. Instead, they have once best tradition of Soul Asylum and few years later and really got again provided us with a hard - old R.E.M.. Storytown provides turned on by the Seattle thing after The album's lead track. "Sense," rockln', balls-to-the-wall gultarfest enough no-fluffy frills rock to sate already being together a while. seems to be a direct throwback that proves metal doesn't HAVE to any music beast. Now they have Four songs on the album are taken to Cloudcuckloland'i "Pure." The be cheese ballads and lipstick. their first full-length release to .MUSIC/ right from the band's 1989 demo, same lyrics that say something From the pun-fllled sonic blast offer, and It'll please both Mario and I still think "Windshield" Is without actually saying anything "Let's Get Rocked" (heir apparent AndrettI and the Sunday driver. one of the best rock songs ever seem to be a Lightning Seed to "Pour Some Sugar On Me") to They troll around town well - espe- /REVIEW (picture Simple Minds with loud trademark. For example, what the power rifts of the aggressive - cially on such slow Jams as "I guitars and balls). makes sense to lead singer Ian BIoodMask should be played at Broudle? "The only reason Is Just but-not-obnoxious "Tear It Down," Didn't Know There Was Anything 1 Leppard shows a talent for crafts- Wrong" - and can put the pedal to high volume on a powerful but because. It all makes Sense. ' manship and quality that Is sorely the metal with the best of them. Michelle Shocked beat up stereo. Over and over lacking In the heavy metal Held. Check the high-octane "Shadow of Arkansas Traveler again. Other songs Include "A Cool Getting mature without getting Your Love," but watch out for Mercury -Scott DeKatch Place." "Blowing Bubbles," and slow. Rocking hard without perox- Smokey. Michelle Shocked Is oat there. "Happy" which all have that same ide hair or leopard skin spandex. • Matthew A. Daacman but that's alright because she's The Lightning Seeds sing- along beat with lyrics that Just Grab AdreoaQxe, have your rock Jeffrey Games from Texas. Arkansas Traveler Is a Sense flow from your mouth after a few cake and eat It, too. Jeffrey Galnes bit out there Itself and even a bit MCA listens. - Matthew A. Daneman Chrysalis cheesy at times. Not being the type Let's take a flashback to 1990 The Mighty Mighty Bosstones It's gettln' a wee-bit crowded In of person that Is usually attracted when The Lightning Seeds hit the This Is an excellent follow-up More Noise and Other Distur- the slnger-songwrlter-gultartst pa- to music that Is commonplace on big time with Its Cloadcackloland album for fans that don't like their bances Iypen. Quite a few fresh, new, tal- "Austin City Limits" and "Prairie Their hit song "Pure" saw exten- groups to change a lot, and It will Taangl Records ented faces poppln' up (Tom Coch- Home Companion," I found the sive playing time on radio stations find a place In my CD rack for sure. This long-awaited release from ran. for example), as well as old re- songs on this album a bit tough to all across the country In addition to - Glen Labbert Boston's madcap Ska boys offers a liables (two new releases from lot to love - the hard, the fast, and Springsteen, the John Cougar Mel- the brass. There doesn't seem to lencamp release of the week). To be much change hi the band's mu- make It In this sandbox, you gotta sic and lyrics from their last release be pretty good. Gotta stand out. ( Devil's Night Oat), but this group's sound Is so completely distinct and likable that It Isn't necessary. The lyrics on Noise range from the socially conscious. "Guns and the Young." to the pains of lost love. "Where'd You Go?," and back again. But as "I'll Drink to That" Indicates, these hardcore • Aboriion through plaid addicts are fun-lovers, not 17 weeks preachers. The best (of the best) Includes "Bad In Plaid," a Bos- • Morning after stones anthem and "They Came to treatment Boston." an angry ode to the tou- rists and transient college commu- PROUD TO nity that constantly Invade the BE PRO-CHOICE group's home. Hi V Huron All catchy, all good, and you Just Tok-do, Oh. 4J604 have to move to n. That's the Bos- Phone (419) 255-7769 oi stones. I-Win

by Karen Kosler out of necessity rather than choice "Guess? jeans and J. Crew clothing Insider slaff wriler because we can't afford to pay rent represented little tags that didn't and we can't find "the job of our assume any social standing, but we After a lough day at their dreams." use ihem as badges of identification McJobs, they trek hack to their "This is one reason why so and we're so used to this that it's parents' houses under the dark many of us are going straight to grad normal." shadow of the Baby Boomer school after we get our Allen stressed, however, Generation. They think about their undergraduate degrees," she added. that a person's view of materialistic futures and are scared to realize But where did these possessions varies. "It's going to be that they are in a sense, powerless feelings of alienation come from and different based on your family and paralyzed. They turn their key background and your upbringing, so in the lock and scenes of childhood it may not be everyone. days and letting themselves into this "|Researchers| are finding, empty house flash through though, that | members of their minds. Generation X| tend to be MORE Their personalities were materialistic than others." developing during the '70s and '80s Professor of popular ■ when the Brady Bunch, Watergate culture Jack Nachbar agreed that X- and Reagan's infamous "have-it- ers feel discouraged about their now" generation were prominent. futures because of their pasts. They wonder how their generation "You are a generation that will be remembered and they find no is learning to be self-reliant because answers. So they are on their own: you feel that you can't trust older they must make a name for people." he said. "It's a sense of themselves, create their own betrayal because of a high divorce identities. But, they are scared, rale among your parents and frustrated and even a little angry; because you are members of the what are they going to gel out of life Latch-Key |generation|." and why should they work so hard So while our parents were when they're not progressing seeking freedom, we children joined anyway?They are members of The a generation of broken homes and Lost Generation. Generation X, The were entering houses with missing Blank Generation. The parents after school. r*enrysomethings. Nachbar added that since They are you and me, one we were young and impressionable of the millions born between I960 during the Watergate era, we feel a and the early 1970s. We are strong sense of distrust for officials. Generation X and we are just The prevalent philosophy of the X beginning to come to terms with the generation is "you now have to rely meaning of that phrase. on yourselves and your own "We are the post-| Baby | generation," he explained. Boomer generation," Crystal Kile, Kile stressed thai we need graduate assistant in the department to down size and salvage what of popular culture, said. "We are a we've got, bul thai we are in the fragmented generation. We feel that why are we so determined to be midst of an age of diminishing we don't belong anywhere, we're recognized? expectations. free-floating. "Your generation is "America is no longer ihe "There is no prevailing different because you grew up with land of opportunity," she said. "Thisj style for our generation. Like from things like television and the Reagan is a contributing factor to the feeling 1965 to 1968, you could talk about '80s," Pam Allen, assistant director of general malaise." rock music and you could define the of University Placement Services, She also explained that - shared experiences of that time." said. "These are things that the although we are striving for our Similarly, professor of IBabyl Boomers didn't grow goals - we are not reaching ihem. sociology Eldon Snyder concurred: up with." partly because of the Baby Boomer "People in this generation feel kind She added that members of Generation. of powerless in terms of influence in the X generation are used to a "We are the first generaticj society. They are trying to hold materialistic, "have-it-now" culture who is not succeeding in getting down jobs or go to school or both." because of the convenience of fast what our parents had," she said, The problems result then food, one-stop-shopping and our "unlike the Baby Boomers who fell when we twentysomethings expectations of quick service - that they weren't, bul who really graduate after four years of college which were predominant during our were." Kile used national politics ai and take our degrees back to our impressionable years. an example: parents' houses, looking for a place "Since we were growing up "ll's the Baby Boomers to live. during the '80s - a materialistic who occupy most of the high "This is a major cultural trend," generation - the acquisition of status offices," Kile explained. "People said Kile. She explained we do this symbols is strong." Kile explained. beginning to ask where we are in Something' Generation A Novel approach to 'Tales for an Accelerated Culture1 ihis lineup...and they're not He explained that because finding us." of our insecurities about the future, by Aggie Colbert only as "twentysomething." The Zen and the Art of Motorcycle As a result of this growing we are getting married at an older Insider staff writer generation without an identity. Maintenance or The Tao of Pooh. fear among members of our age than did our parents or members That is...until Douglas the book is not so much a story but generation, we - the Lost Generation of the Baby Boomer Generation. Every era has its Coupland's novel Generation X: a philosophy presented in - have adopted three general policies Allen agrees and says that generation: the "lost generation" of Tales for an Accelerated Culture story form. about life. she has seen a rebirth of concern the 1920s, the infamous "Baby (St. Martin's Press, 1991). Sometimes you just have "You arc more street- over social issues: "Your generation Boom" generation, which was Generation X finally gives to laugh at yourself, and by writing smart, more socially conscious and is concerned about the environment spawned during the post-World a definition and an identity to those a book that truthfully describes our you have an inability to commit.'.' and global issues." War II years. Then we came along - known as "twentysomething" - those generation, Coupland helps us all do Nachbar explained. Kile agreed, adding. "We the generation previously known who grew up between the Beatles that a little more easily. n as a generation are not out on the invasion of the 1960s and the Yuppie streets protesting, but we also don't invasion of the 1980s. \ /haw- anything else to do. Coupland - himself 29-years-old and "As a result, volunteer from British Columbia - wrote rates are up. especially in Generation X as the fragmented organizations like the Peace Corps." story of three people - Claire, Dag But while a feeling of and Andy - all in their mid- to late- hopelessness and helplessness still twenties, whose lives have been hangs heavy over the heads of the X defined by ok) TV. shows, malls and generation, perhaps we should just environ mcntalism. realize life does indeed go on. "I don't think it's in our While the trio tries to hands," said Kile. "Thai's a major escape their fate of forever having part of our outlook. No matter what low-pay. low-prestige, low-benefit, we do. things are still going to go no-future 'McJobs.' they roam the on as planned." California desert and try to find meaning in a society that has always Allen remains optimistic just thrown them the leftovers of about our future. other eras. "Many of our students are The characters and the being offered three or four situations in the book are eerily interviews and many of them arc parallel to real life: everyone knows even turning down jobs." she said. an intellcctually-deep-acting-yet- Maybe there is a future for shallow-as-a-puddle materialist like us after all. but the question is, how Claire. Generation X is as relevant will we be remembered? and immediate as outside your door. As Kile stated, we are Throughout the book, perhaps best described in the Coupland provides small definitions Replacement's song "Bastards of and sound-bite philosophies of the X Young": generation culture that are - in some "Nobody wants to claim ways - more telling than the actual us. We've got no wars to our name." characters and plot of the book. Like But can you walk the walk? How to talk like a Baby Buster

•X SPEAK: The language of the Baby Buster Generation attempts to recreate a semblance of Eisenhower-era plenitude in their daily lives in the • MGJOB: A low pay. low prestige, low dignity, low benefit, no future job in the service face of exorbitant housing prices and two-job lifestyles Squires lend to be continually sector. Frequently considered a satisfying career choice by people who hive never held one. exhausted from their voraciously acquisitive pursuit of furniture and knickknacks. • SURVIVULOUSNESS: The tendency to visualize oneself enjoying being the last • BLEEDING PONYTAIL: An elderly, soM-out baby boomer who pines for hippie remaining person on Earth Td lake a helicopter up and Arm/microwave ovtiu down on or pre-selloul days. thcTacoBtil" • EMOTIONAL KETCHUP BURST: The bottling up of cfinionc and ctnotioM • KNEE-JERK IRONY: The tendency to make flippant ironic comments as a reflexive inside oneself to thai they explosively bint far* all at os«x.thockint and confusing matter of course in everyday conversation friends and employers - most of whom thought things were fine. ft • SQUIRES: The most common X grnmrioa subgroup and the only subgroup given to SaajRt: Generation X. Tales for an Accelerated Culture by Douglas Coupland, St breeding. Squires exist almost exclusively in couplet and are recognizable by their frantic Martin's Press. Jfi I'rliiuy April 10. 1992 The Inalder Wwgariiie |

At the movies... 'White Men...' Student filmmaker can't touch debuts first feature 'Bull Durham' (Woody Harrelson) Is goofy look- port of Malchus's parents - the ing with his Panama Jack shorts fay David Huffman film's executive producers - his and gray socks, but looks can be imimiH Insider film critic seventh-grade dream has be- deceiving and - In his case - they come reality. are. He is a lethal outside shooter move out of the neighborhood that "I did It as a learning experi- and passer who out-hustles the they live in. Sidney tries regular Every major filmmaker has to ence." Malchus said. But he ac- king hustler of the courts. Sidney Jobs such as roofing and construc- start somewhere. Senior 01m knowledges that he did not do It Deane (Wesley Snipes). Sidney tion, but basketball has the biggest studies major Scott Malchus, the all alone. His director of photog- SCUZE ME WHILE I KISS THE sees an opportunity to cash In on payoffs - as well as the being the recipient of this year's Lillian and raphy Dean Blanch!, editor Dan- SKY...Wesley Snipes scores In new Billy's deception and offers BUly a most fun. Dorothy Glsh Film Studies iel Skrovan and production as- release White Men Can't Jump. proposition. Sidney will challenge The disappointing thing now Is Scholarship, Is getting his start at sistant Joan Thomas all contrib- different people to basketball that now that the film has present- Bowling Green. uted greatly to complete the film games for large amounts of cash ed us with all these great charac- Malchus has Just completed project. by Todd Stanley allowing his opponents to pick ters, Is goes and focuses on the his first feature film - entitled The Insider guest film critic their partner. Seeing the goofy game of basketball Instead. Ball Brass Ring (Let Estates En Malchus not only makes his looking BUly, they naturally pick Durham didn't depend on winning Amour) The project, started debut behind the camera with him as Sidney's partner and Sid- any games, but In White Men. two over a year ago. has taken the The Bran Ring, but also cast Ron Shelton's Boll Durham was ney and BUly proceed to win the basketball games and a hook shot young writer/director/producer himself In a cameo role. "Almost one of the best movies ever made. game and the money. are what makes the movie move a lot of dedication and hard work everyone I know makes a The movie revolved around base- This works fine at first (If you and this Is the fatal flaw. Shelton to bring to the screen. cameo," he explained. ball, but focused more on the In- call having a large man coming starts to leave the private lives and The film's story, about a young teresting characters, the sport only after you with a razor fine) but they focus too much on the court life. man looking for the right wom- He said he left most of the act- serving as the backdrop. Shelton's do end up with the money. The an, only to meet with personal ing to his cast - which Includes new film -White Men Can't Jump - next time, though, doesn't work as The ending Is extremely antl- obstacles and roommate con- Brody McDonald, Amy Sharp, has a very original and Interesting well and when Billy must confront dlmatlc and really Isn't much of an flicts, focuses on a "common Todd Meany, Kevin Klever, Brian concept, but the film depends too his girlfriend with the news that he ending at all. Throughout the en- theme at Bowling Green." ac- McCartney and Krlsta Griffith. much on the sport of basketball has lost everything, It Is apparent tire movie, too many things are left cording to Malchus. and detracts from the Interesting this Isn't the first time. We also hanging, unanswered, or Just plain "Since the seventh grade. I've Malchus's The Brass Ring (Let characters. learn Billy's past and weakness In- not explored enough. wanted to be a movie director. Estates En Amour) will be White Men Can't Jump Is the volves owing a lot of money to The performances are wonderful This film was the final test to see shown In the Glsh Film Theater story of two con artist basketball some gamblers because his com- - with Snipes turning out yet an- If I could do It." Malchus said. for 6ee on Saturday, April 11, at players • one white, one black - petitiveness wouldn't let him throw other great performance. Woody Thanks to the encouragement of 8:00 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. and t who try to use the stereotypes of a college game. sounds like Woody, but manages popular culture professor Jack again on Friday, April 24, at 8:00 basketball and race In order to So far, the life off the court Is to get off a couple of good lines. Nachbar and the financial sup- p.m. and 9:30 p.m. make some money. The white more Interesting than life on the Rosle Perez picks up Woody's basketball player. BUly Hoyle court, Just as In Boll Durham. Bil- slack though and does a great Job. ly's girlfriend Gloria (Rosle Perez) The screenplay Is good - but as Is a trivia freak who reads alman- mentioned before, Shelton should acs by the pound and who's goal It have spent more time off the court. Is to go onjeopardy. When Gloria The on-court banter of Insults and P1E6ES by LT. Mortal finally gets on Jeopardy is remin- cut downs Is sometimes hard to iscent of the Cheers episode when understand or too fast to catch. PEVtTLtP VOU* OVW-J Cliff goes onjeopardy and all the Some of them aren't even funny. categories are tailor made for him. The basketball games are fast NATURAL £HAM$l«A The same thing happens here. paced and shot well, but when AMD e*S«-T fOVJCt OV€«. OTttEP-S 81 r-*l>'Ar»l6 -JINHlM 6«»H»f»"e ^M» OUtAI Sidney's off-court life Involves a you've seen one game, you've wife, Rhonda (Tyra Ferret), and kid seen them all. trying to get enough money to White Men Can't Jump Is a well acted and directed film that Is bound to entertain quite a few people. But with a better script and a tighter storyline. It could also be a great movie.

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APRIL 13,1992

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APRIL 15,1992

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APRIL 16,1992

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