“What Time Is It, Eccles?” (Milligan and Stephens, “The Mysterious Punch-Up-The–Conker”)
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Wales-Ireland Travelogue 2009
WALES AND IRELAND TRIP MAY 12 TO JUNE 4, 2009 What a coincidence! Meaningless, to be sure - but a coincidence, nonetheless. Our trip to the British Isles in 2009 began and ended one day earlier than our trip to Scotland, May 14 to June 5, 2001. (One can only hope that September of this year doesn't hold the same sort of unpleasant surprise that was visited upon us eight years ago.) OK, so I made a "small" error - we are departing two days earlier, not one. And, OK, so it wasn't much of a coincidence, was it? I mean, a real coincidence - one of excruciating consequence - occurred at the Polo Grounds in NYC on October 3, 1951 when Ralph Branca of the Blessed Brooklyn Dodgers was called in to pitch in the 9th inning and, by coincidence, Bobby Thomson of the Bestial New York Giants happened to come to bat, and, by coincidence, Mr. Branca happened to throw a pitch that the aforementioned Mr. Thomson happened to swing at, and, by coincidence, made contact with said pitch and drove it a miserable 309 feet into the first row of the left- field seats of the absurdly apportioned Polo Grounds, thus ending the Dodgers' season and causing a certain 12-year-old, watching on TV, in Brooklyn to burst into tears. Now that was a coincidence! But I digress. Tuesday, May 12 to Wednesday, May 13 Rather than leaving our car at the Seattle Airport Parking Garage (cost for three-plus weeks $468) or at an airport hotel (about $335) we decide to try the new Gig Harbor Taxi (at $95 each way, including tip). -
Widescreen Weekend 2007 Brochure
The Widescreen Weekend welcomes all those fans of large format and widescreen films – CinemaScope, VistaVision, 70mm, Cinerama and Imax – and presents an array of past classics from the vaults of the National Media Museum. A weekend to wallow in the best of cinema. HOW THE WEST WAS WON NEW TODD-AO PRINT MAYERLING (70mm) BLACK TIGHTS (70mm) Saturday 17 March THOSE MAGNIFICENT MEN IN THEIR Monday 19 March Sunday 18 March Pictureville Cinema Pictureville Cinema FLYING MACHINES Pictureville Cinema Dir. Terence Young France 1960 130 mins (PG) Dirs. Henry Hathaway, John Ford, George Marshall USA 1962 Dir. Terence Young France/GB 1968 140 mins (PG) Zizi Jeanmaire, Cyd Charisse, Roland Petit, Moira Shearer, 162 mins (U) or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes Omar Sharif, Catherine Deneuve, James Mason, Ava Gardner, Maurice Chevalier Debbie Reynolds, Henry Fonda, James Stewart, Gregory Peck, (70mm) James Robertson Justice, Geneviève Page Carroll Baker, John Wayne, Richard Widmark, George Peppard Sunday 18 March A very rare screening of this 70mm title from 1960. Before Pictureville Cinema It is the last days of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. The world is going on to direct Bond films (see our UK premiere of the There are westerns and then there are WESTERNS. How the Dir. Ken Annakin GB 1965 133 mins (U) changing, and Archduke Rudolph (Sharif), the young son of new digital print of From Russia with Love), Terence Young West was Won is something very special on the deep curved Stuart Whitman, Sarah Miles, James Fox, Alberto Sordi, Robert Emperor Franz-Josef (Mason) finds himself desperately looking delivered this French ballet film. -
The Goon Show: Forog
THE GOON SHOW: FOROG First broadcast on December 21, 1954. Script by Eric Sykes and Spike Milligan. Produced by Peter Eton. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Mark Wallace, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC. Secombe: The wretched man was about to refer to the highly ignored Goon Show. FX: [Huge cheers and whistles] Secombe: Stop! [stops] Greenslade? Greenslade: Sir? Secombe: Leave your toys for a moment, and lets have some words. Greenslade: Yes big brother. Ladies and gentlepong this week the Goons present a science-fiction fantasy play in a cunning attempt to take the place of the horror comics. This masterpiece of mediocrity is entitled... Orchestra: [Horror and suspense chord] Secombe: Forog! [Inane laughter] Orchestra: [Clarinet playing a very low sinister piece] Peter: [Low, sinister voice] It was one of those days that follow the night. London was blanketed by a thick swirling pea-soup fog. All was still as Ned Seagoon put on his hat and coat. Seagoon: Yes, I decided to go out for a breath of fresh air. Milligan: Let him go! Seagoon: I hadn't realised it was so foggy, but indeed it was so thick that I had to walk in front of myself with a blazing torch. Eccles: You're not the only one! Seagoon: As I walked long a stream of buses and cars followed in my wake. Strange how men recognise a leader. I hurried them along when suddenly... 1 Minnie Bannister: Ooooooh no, please! ...Oooooh no, oooh! Seagoon: ...I bumped into someone. -
S6 E26 - Scradge
S6 E26 - Scradge Transcribed by Peter Harris, corrections by Peter Olausson. Additional corrections by thegoonshow.net. Final corrections by Helen. GREENSLADE: This is the BBC Home Service. We present the golden tones of yours and my favourite singer. (SINGS) Oh, my beloved daddy. I love him, yes (FALSETTO) I do-oo-oo. SEAGOON: Shut that great, steaming, porridge-muncher! And give the listeners the new low in Goon Show plots. GREENSLADE: We present the awesome, fearful and, on the admission of the authors, incomprehensible story of... MILLIGAN: Scradje! ORCHESTRA: TATTY CHORD SEAGOON: Ta. Next bit. GRAMS: WEIRD ARABIAN MUSIC SEAGOON: Hear that next bit, dear listeners? It's the lovely date-encrusted voice of that great Arab singer, Lee Lawrence of Arabia. GRAMS: TWO SMALL EXPLOSIONS SEAGOON: Yes, listeners, those mysterious explosions were the first of many. It is that story we tell tonight. (GIBBERISH)? SELLERS: Kinninidge. S6 E26 - Scradje SEAGOON: Twidge gul. SELLERS: Arg thug 'uun. SEAGOON: Well, hurry up, then. SELLERS: Plinge. It was in the autumn of nineteen quinty-quodge, the year Major Bloodnok was discharged from the army. SECOMBE: Yes, it was the usual. Cowardice in the face of ENSA. Found dressed as a woman in the ATS barracks. BLOODNOK: Lies! All lies, do you hear! It was carnival night, I tell you! CAPTAIN HUGH JYMPTON: [MILLIGAN] Shh! Please, Major Bloodnok. My name is Jympton, Captain Hugh Jympton. I remember the time both Bloodnok and Lord Seagoon became members of the Athenaeum Club, Glasshouse Street. GRAMS: JAZZ PIECE ENDING SEAGOON: Thank you. Hm. Gad, you waltz divinely, my darling. -
Foiled by President Fred (In Honour Bound)
THE GOON SHOW: FOILED BY PRESIDENT FRED (IN HONOUR BOUND) First broadcast on November 1, 1955. Script by Spike Milligan. Produced by Peter Eton. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Kurt Adkins, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC Home Service. And candidly, I'm fed up with it. Secombe: Have a care there, Wallace, otherwise I'll be forced to speak to John Snagge. Greenslade: My dear fellow, everybody has to be forced to speak to John Snagge. Secombe: Come, curb those biting cynicisms and permit me to present the highly esteemed Goon Show. Grams: [Aeolian clarinet (or old dance music record)] Milligan: Stop! Ohohooo -- Stop that sinful american music! Seacombe? Take off those carbon-paper plus fours and listen to the story entitled - 'In Honour Bound'. Orchestra: [Traditional english hero theme] Seagoon: My name is Neddie Seagoon. I was a gas meter inspector. It all began the day of the annual general board meeting of the South Balham Gas Board. FX: [Murmurs - gavel] Henry Crun: Gentlemen - I have here the books for the - mnk - financial year just ended - mnk, mnk - and by the look of them, gas is here to stay. I am glad, glad, to say... To say that the South Balham Gas Colossus has made a gross profit of no less than three pounds twelve shillings and ninepence. Now then... Old Seagoon: Have you seen my teeth? Henry Crun: You left them on your saxophone. Old Seagoon: Oh yes. Henry Crun: Now then, I'll read the vital balance sheets. -
Literary Miscellany
Literary Miscellany Including Recent Acquisitions, Manuscripts & Letters, Presentation & Association Copies, Art & Illustrated Works, Film-Related Material, Etcetera. Catalogue 349 WILLIAM REESE COMPANY 409 TEMPLE STREET NEW HAVEN, CT. 06511 USA 203.789.8081 FAX: 203.865.7653 [email protected] www.williamreesecompany.com TERMS Material herein is offered subject to prior sale. All items are as described, but are consid- ered to be sent subject to approval unless otherwise noted. Notice of return must be given within ten days unless specific arrangements are made prior to shipment. All returns must be made conscientiously and expediently. Connecticut residents must be billed state sales tax. Postage and insurance are billed to all non-prepaid domestic orders. Orders shipped outside of the United States are sent by air or courier, unless otherwise requested, with full charges billed at our discretion. The usual courtesy discount is extended only to recognized booksellers who offer reciprocal opportunities from their catalogues or stock. We have 24 hour telephone answering and a Fax machine for receipt of orders or messages. Catalogue orders should be e-mailed to: [email protected] We do not maintain an open bookshop, and a considerable portion of our literature inven- tory is situated in our adjunct office and warehouse in Hamden, CT. Hence, a minimum of 24 hours notice is necessary prior to some items in this catalogue being made available for shipping or inspection (by appointment) in our main offices on Temple Street. We accept payment via Mastercard or Visa, and require the account number, expiration date, CVC code, full billing name, address and telephone number in order to process payment. -
The Goon Show: the Sahara Desert Statue
THE GOON SHOW: THE SAHARA DESERT STATUE First broadcast on November 3, 1958. Script by Spike Milligan. Produced by John Browell. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. Orchestra conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Debby Stark, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC Secombe: Stop! Spriggs: Ohm, I will stop. Secombe: What's this approaching? It's a lorry driven by a Rolls Royce, isn't it? Yes, it is! It's that great thespian star of brouhaha-ha-ha, Berebohm Sellers! FX: [Considerable cheers] Spriggs: Oh, he's not as popular as he used to be! I'll sing that bit, folks. [Sings] He's not as popular as he used to beeee! Sellers [Heavy actor accent]: Aye [inaudible] pruns. Noxt week I shall be appearing in "The Impotence of Being Ernest," by Oscar Wilde, the blaggard of Redding Jail. Yours, Neddy. Secombe: Ta. Omnes: [Several, each in turn saying Ta, Tee, Ti, Toe, Tuu!] Sellers: All together! Omnes: Tooooo! Sellers: Oh, what it is to have friends! Spriggs: I know, I once... I express sympathy. Secombe: "Dear sir: My wife has just made a pancake thirty foot round. Is this a record?" Voice: I don't know, try playing it on the gramaphone. Sellers: Together, the band. Orchestra: [Shout] Ta-da 1 Sellers: Ah! Caught with their instruments down! Secombe: And now folks! Take us off slack while we unwrap this brown paper parcel. Look! Ah, look! Voice: What a [inaudible] Secombe: It's a life-sized Goon Show in imitation plastic! Spriggs: Oh! And what are these little round things? Secombe: Gad, it's a set of spare glass jokes! Sellers: Let us hear one, Tom. -
HANCOCK's HALF HOUR COLLECTIBLES Notes To
HANCOCK’S HALF HOUR COLLECTIBLES Notes to Accompany Volume 3 All photographs copyright (C) BBC (unless otherwise stated) The Tony Hancock Appreciation Society is delighted to have given its support to the production of this new and unique series concerning the lost works of Tony Hancock. Tony Hancock: BBC Publicity Shot for Hancock’s Half Hour, November 1956 The Tony Hancock Appreciation Society (THAS) Since its creation in 1976, the THAS has dedicated itself to preserving and promoting the works of Tony Hancock and, more crucially, to finding his broadcasts that were missing from the archives. Over the decades, these efforts have yielded a wealth of material, most notably lost episodes of his most beloved work on Hancock’s Half Hour for both television and radio. Many of these have now been located and returned to the BBC; some feature in this special series of Collectibles, now into 1 its third volume. However, many still remain lost at this time. In addition, our efforts have found other material – shows recorded before Hancock became a household name – from series such as Calling All Forces, Variety Bandbox and Star Bill. Again, examples of these can be found in this series. In the previous volumes, there was an extensive analysis of missing recordings from Hancock’s radio career, and, as ever, we remain hopeful that some of these recordings will emerge from private collections or, perhaps, the archives of the BBC or other institutions. In these notes, we will focus on a number of missing recordings and shows outside the ‘core’ work Hancock did on his eponymous series and those that preceded it. -
5.1 May 2018 Newsletter.Cdr
5.1 3D BBC CiNA/RNIB May 2018 Newsletter Summary April 1. April Competition 4. March Winner’s email 2. Clues & Explanations 5.May Extra mid-month 2018 3. Presentations 2017 6. Spike Milligan Crossword Enigmatist Pickles 1. April Competition I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL The April competition with Spike Milligan themed grid by Pickles and clued by Enigmatist, was won by Jos Tait of Preston Australia. Excellent solving! SPIKE MILLIGAN Feedback included: Enigmatist is one of my favourite setters and many of the reasons for that can be found in this puzzle: clever and challenging exploitation of an interesting theme; complex, cryptic and misleading clues – for example, it took me a long time to unravel the clue to IRONIC, but it is, as indeed are all his clues, ultimately both intricate and fair. A most enjoyable solve this month. Kmc One solver is speaking to another :- “Would you like to do this puzzle set by Enigmatist or climb the North face of the Eiger?” “Wait right there – I'll get the crampons!” GS Much fun to be had here, as Andre always has a go first. He was amazed when he came to complain that nothing could really contain Y__G T__G and I immediately burst into song... Quite an education in British culture for him! AR Thanks again for the great, and consistently entertaining, puzzles. JN Lovely to have the brilliant madcap humour of Spike Milligan celebrated and brought back to life again in such a clever puzzle. Again I am in awe of how much Engimatist was able to pack into the grid, and how many references Grid by there are, since I imagine the constraints of 3D must be greater than those Pickles of 2D. -
The Inventory of the John Antrobus Collection #728
The Inventory of the John Antrobus Collection #728 Howard Gotlieb Archival Research Center I ANTROBUS, JOHN September, 1977 Outline of Inventory I. MANUSCRIPTS A. Television Scri:Ets B. Radio Scripts c. Film Scri:Et D. Novel E. Stage Plays F. Prose G. Poems and Song Lyrics H. Spike Milligan File I. Prayers and Affirmations J. Play E.!, Maggie Antrobus II. TAPE RECORDINGS III. PRINTED MATERIALS A. Playbills and Reviews B. Book Reviews c. Miscellani IV. PHOTOGRAPHS V. ART WORK VI. CONTRACTS VI'I. CORRESPONDENCE A. Sir Bernard Miles B. General I ANTROBUS, JOHN / Page 2. Box 1 I. MANUSCRIPTS A. Television Scripts 1. "Abolish House of Commons," Carbon typescript, 5 p. (//1) 2. "Absent Without Leave," - An idea for "Z Cars." (112) a. Typescript with ho1o. correction, 1 p. b. Typescript, 2 p., with 3 carbon copies. 3. "Across the Sea to Ireland." a. Typescript with holo. corr., p. 1-40, with carbon of p. 37-40. (113) b. Typescript with hole. corr., p. 4- 48. (#4)· c. Typescript with holo. corr., p. 22-27, with carbon copies (#5) d. Typescript with holo. corr., p. 25-26; with carbon copies (#6) e. Production notes by Joan Littlewood. Typescript with bolo. notations, 6 p. (#7) 4. "Adam Faith Show." Carbon typescript. 8 p. (2 copies) (//8) 5. "Advertising Religion." Carbon typescript, 5 p. (//9) 6. "An Apple A Day." a. As stage play: carbon typescript with bolo. corr. and holograph, 23 p. on 22 leaves. (#10) b. As stage play: typescript mimeo., 27 p. (#11) c. As TV play: typescript mimeo. -
Gb 1456 Thomas
GERALD THOMAS COLLECTION GERALD THOMAS COLLECTION SCOPE AND CONTENT Documents relating to the career of director GERALD THOMAS (Born Hull 10/12/1920, died Beaconsfield 9/11/1993). When Gerald Thomas died, his producer partner of 40 years Peter Rogers said: ‘His epitaph will be that he directed all the Carry On films.’ Indeed, for an intense 20-year period Thomas directed the Carry On gang through their innuendo laden exploits, and became responsible, along with Rogers, for creating one of the most enduring and endearing British film series, earning him his place in British popular culture. Thomas originally studied to become a doctor, before war service with the Royal Sussex Regiment put paid to his medical career. When demobilised in 1946, he took a job as assistant in the cutting rooms of Two Cities Films at Denham Studios, where he took Assistant Editor credits on Laurence Olivier’s Hamlet (1948) and the John Mills thriller The October Man (1947). In 1949, he received his first full credit as editor, on the Margaret Lockwood melodrama Madness of the Heart (1949). During this time Peter Rogers had been working as associate producer with his wife, producer Betty Box, on such films as It’s Not Cricket (1949) and Don’t Ever Leave Me (1949). It was Venetian Bird in 1952 that first brought Thomas and Rogers together; Thomas employed as editor by director brother Ralph, and Rogers part of the producer team with Betty Box. Rogers was keen to form a director/producer pairing (following the successful example of Box and Ralph Thomas), and so gave Gerald his first directing credit on the Circus Friends (1956), a Children’s Film Foundation production. -
The Goon Show: the Spanish Suitcase
THE GOON SHOW: THE SPANISH SUITCASE First broadcast on December 7, 1954. Script by Spike Milligan and Eric Sykes. Produced by Peter Eton. Announced by Wallace Greenslade. The orchestra was conducted by Wally Stott. Transcribed by Kurt Adkins, corrections by Peter Olausson. Greenslade: This is the BBC Home Service. Grytpype: Oh dear! Greenslade: Never-the-less, this is the BBC Home Service, my almamata! Bluebottle: Olé! Seagoon: That olé of olés can only herald the coming of the highly esteemed Goon Show! Grams: [Panic stricken audience running out, door slams] Seagoon: Who unlocked the doors? Mr. Greenslade, emergency music! Grams: [’The Archers’ theme tune and animal noises] Seagoon: Stop! [Music stop] I knew that would get them back in. Heads above the trough! [country accent] Now then, Dan Greenslade, me dear, tell 'em as 'ow we're going to be doing that there Goon Show. I'll be off to mend my tractor. Greenslade (country accent): Aaaaah, aaalright me old dear Ned Archer, I reckon as all we'll be having a ripe harvest of compost from 'im tonight! Greenslade: Aaaaaarh! Seagoon: Aaaaaarh! Regal Woman: Hello you two, still arguing about the old cow? Greenslade: Aaaaaaaarh! Regal Woman: Where's Daddy? Greenslade: Well, he were asking if them beams up in the barn were strong. 1 Seagoon: Ay, he asked I that, he did, he asked I that then he went up there with a coil of rope and a noose around his neck. Regal Woman: No no, he... Oh look! Grams: [’The Archers’ end theme tune] Sellers: Easy money! Seagoon (himself): Right, now Greenslade, off with your dung smock and into a serious vein.