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STUDENT UNioN BOARD Every CONTENTS SCHOLASTIC Thursday NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ENTERTAINMENT. 4 Soundgarden Night. 5 Private Idaho NEWS 6 A Silent SUFR? CAMPUS LIFE. 8 It's Showtime! co astic 9 Writing with Pictures SPORTS Notre Dame's Weekly Student Magazine 10 Leaping Forward into a New Era Join Scholastic as we celebrate our 125th anniversary and 15A Freshman in Name Only'. keep up with everything that happens on campus' 16 Final Four Fever? throughout the school year! ·18 National Champions: 1949 DEPARTMENTS Your subscription includes our annual football review issue, published in February 1992. 2 Editor's Notes ~------~------Please send .years of Scholastic to: 3 CampusWa,tch

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19 I On Other Campuses Address: ______20 Behavior Modification City: ______State: --'-----_ ZIP code: ___ 21 .Week In Distortion 22 Glancing Back Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine for $25.00 x __ years = $. __ 24 Final Word Please send this form with payment to: Business Manager Scholastic Magazine! 303 LaFortune Student Center Notre Dame, IN 46556 NOVEMBER 14, 1991 1 Every CONTENTS SCHOLASTIC Thursday NOTRE DAME'S STUDENT MAGAZINE ENTERTAINMENT. 4 Soundgarden Night. 5 Private Idaho NEWS 6 A Silent SUFR? CAMPUS LIFE. 8 It's Showtime! co astic 9 Writing with Pictures SPORTS Notre Dame's Weekly Student Magazine 10 Leaping Forward into a New Era Join Scholastic as we celebrate our 125th anniversary and 15A Freshman in Name Only'. keep up with everything that happens on campus' 16 Final Four Fever? throughout the school year! ·18 National Champions: 1949 DEPARTMENTS Your subscription includes our annual football review issue, published in February 1992. 2 Editor's Notes ~------~------Please send .years of Scholastic to: 3 CampusWa,tch

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19 I On Other Campuses Address: ______20 Behavior Modification City: ______State: --'-----_ ZIP code: ___ 21 .Week In Distortion 22 Glancing Back Enclosed is a check payable to Scholastic Magazine for $25.00 x __ years = $. __ 24 Final Word Please send this form with payment to: Business Manager Scholastic Magazine! 303 LaFortune Student Center Notre Dame, IN 46556 NOVEMBER 14, 1991 1 i I EDITOR'S NOTES NEWS COMMENTARY In This Issue Not New But Definitely Im- With basketball season starting this week, proved . Scholastic takes a look at what we can ex­ Thanks to Scholastic's System Manager pect from the Notre Dame men's and Kevin Hardman, Scholastic now has new women's hoops teams this year. Assistant and updated software to produce higher Sports Editor Jim Kuser previews the 'quality issues. In this issue, you will notice women's team and Jonathan Jensen takes a some of our redesigned layouts as well as Camp-us Watch look at freshman basketball player Michelle new headlines. It will still take a few weeks Marciniak. J. Bradley Keck previews men's to get all the kinks ironed out, but be patient BY THE GIPPER basketball. - the end result will be a better magazine Entertainment writer Pete McGillicuddy for you. listens to Soundgarden's new release en­ titled Badmotorfinger. On the Hollywood scene, Jason Winslade reviews the movie Climb Aboard Private Idaho starring Keanu Reeves and Scholastic is always looking for staffers in Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo River Phoenix. the following areas: advertising sales­ The news department takes a look at people, entertainment writers and news writers. If you are interested in joining our Never Fear, issue, he added the decision of whether to penetrate the fourteenth floor of the Students United For Respect. Writer convert a dorm (and if so, which dorm to continue." Christopher Blanford investigates what staff call 239-7569 or stop by our offices in the Gipper's Here 303 LaFortune. If you aren't interested in convert) doesn't rest with him. He said the Well,just imagine the Gipper' s surprise on SUFR is doing this year despite their CampusWatch hasn't graced the pages of officers of the university make the ultimate Halloween when he saw the story headlined prominence on campus last year. writing but have a great story idea or news item, let us know. If there is anything else on, this publication since Oct. 17. No, campus decision, and as far as he knows, it hasn't "Movin' on Up: The secrets of the 14th floor Campus life writer Heather Rakoczy re­ news and gossip haven't ground to such a been made yet. of the Hesburgh Library are finally re­ ports on the Notre Dame singing and dance you mind, write a letter to the editor or a "Final Word." We always like to hear your halt that the Gipp is planning to resign "I really don't have favorite candidates" vealed" in that other publication's accent ensemble, Shenanigans, and Anne Healey (close, but no banana). But Thursday, Oct. for the conversion, Kirk said. The Gipper section. Hahal Quite a coincidence, eh? interviews Professor Steve Moriarty on his opinions about the magazine so that we can make Schola..vtic a better publication. 24 was during fall break, the Gipper's himself has heard a number of dorm names Funny thing, how that story was printed in trip to EI Salvador and photo exhibit at the ghostly haunting duties kept him away from bandied about as candidates for the sex the paper on Thursday, when it would be too Snite. Along these lines, we would like to hear any input regarding last week's course the keyboard on Halloween, and last Thurs­ swap, some rumors coming from such rea­ .late to change that evening's magazine! Ho , In "Glancing Back," Managing Editor day was Scholastic's course evaluation is­ sonably-informed sources as hall rectors, hoI Marl Okuda and myself take a look at the evaluation issue~ Although it was our first attempt and not as comprhensive as we sue. Junior CampusWatchers everywhere but the Gipp hasn't heard a consensus opin­ And say, ifCampusWatch had appeared in history of basketball at Notre Dame. ion. would have liked, next semester we want to can relax; your crazy Uncle Gipp is back to the Oct. 31 Scholastic and had, as promised, expand the issue and if there are any ways we pinch your cheeks, tell dirty jokes and give "I think ideally it would be a decision we'd followed up the Library story, the Gipp make as early as possible," Kirk said, sug­ can improve it, we would like to know. you treats that spoilyourdinner. would only have been repeating a story gesting that if any changes were to be made everyone had read earlier in the day! Ha ha Patricia Doyte " Residence Hall for the. 1992-'93 school-year, they would ha, hoo hoo, boy! The Gipper's laughing so Executive Editor, probably be announced this semester. hard over this one, he's about ready to bust Gender Switch So yeah, your dorm just might be con­ a gut. (Not necessarily his own.) The Gipper has been misled. In the Sept. 19 verted to female housing next year. The But seriously, the Gipper is always happy , " .' edition of CampusWatch, a nameless Gipper doesn 'tknow ifanyone has seriously to have more Junior CampusWatchers join worker in the office of student residences considered the idea of converting a dorm or his team. In fact, he considered changing the was quot~d as saying there were "no plans to two to co-ed housing, but one never knows. CampusWatch subhead to read: "Today's change over [from one sex to the other] any Perhaps that idea is under discussion. And CampusWatch is tomorrow's Observer of the dorms in the near future." Reassuring, perhaps the university is listening to student story," but he's sure that true but wrong. Or at least, plans are being input on such matters. And perhaps donkeys CampusWatchers already know where to debated. A~ the rumors of a dorm sex change will fly. You make the call. turn. persisted, the Gipp dispatched yet another CampusWatcher to get the straight scoop. Observer Accent Staffers Tell One to the Gipper When contacted, Bill Kirk, assistant vice ScJwlJlSlic isp"blishtd wakly Ihroughoullkschool ytm' ucepl during Lellas10 ScJwlJlslicmusl belypedll1ldincludelkturiler·snDme,odd,ess Incapable CampusWatch never stops, but it needs your uaminlllion Il1Id T>Wliion periods '" Ik Unioersily of Nol,c Dome, Il1Id phone number. Uni.,.,sily sludenls should include lhei, y= in president for residence life, said that there is Nol,e Dame, IN, 46556 Il1Id prinlttl '" The P4ptrS, Inc., Milford, IN schoolll1ld college. FRCUllymembersshould include lhei, tUpG,hnenl. AU help to keep going. Become a Junior 46542. Thesubscriplion ,"'eis $'l5.00/y= Il1Id bRCkissuesRre ovail4ble Iellas musl be signed. Nrmv.s will be wiJhkld upon 'tIj1ItSl in caWn talk of converting a men's dorm to women's of Original Thought '" $1.25 /copy. The opinions expressed in ScJwlJlslic .... lho.. oflk instances. . housing. As a resuitof the lifting of the CampusWatcher-tip the Gipp! Leave the .ul""'s Il1Id edilo1S1l1Id do ""' nectSSllrily 'epresenllk opinions oflk ScJwlJlSlic ,...,.,..,k rigid 10 ,ejecllellas lhol Rrelibelousorobscene by Or so it would seem. Let's review: In the ghostly gossip a message: send it by campus enli,e edilorW board of ScJw!Jlslic or of Ik UniT>ersily of Nol,e Dome, . Ik Imos of Ik Unilttl Slaies. ScholJlslic IlIso will ttlil for copyfilling, gender cap in admissions (which limited the Oct. 3 CampusWatch the Gipper asked for ils Ildminisl,,,,ion, fRCully or sludenls. EdilorWs signed ScholJlslic grrmunQ/icm or spelling arors Il1Id ScholJlslic slyle. Becouse of SPRee, mail (303 LaFortune), drop of( a note in 'epr=1 Ik opinion of Ik 71Uljorily of 1M ueculive ttliioriJU boRrd. . ScJwlJlSlic ="", prinl .11 Idlers ,e'ceived. male-female ratio at ND), more women on info on the library's fourteenth floor. The Monuscripls 47e welcome. All unsolicilied maIerials become Ik prop- campus will mean that more housing for person at the office (third floor of my of ScholJlSlic. . Address 1111 correspondma! 10: next week the Gipper printed the responses LaFortune, 2-5 p.m., Monday-Friday) or The Edilor them will become necessary, he said. from various Junior CampusWatchers. And Copyrigld 1991 ScholJlSlic Magazine. All riglds ,eserved. &produc· ScJwlJlSlic While Kirk said his office has studied the call 239-7569. Loose lips may sink ships, lion in whole or in pm wilhoul turillen pmnission is prohibiled. Worluno Cenla on Oct. 17 the Gipp wrote that his "efforts to but they also make great reading. 0 2 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14,1991 3 i I EDITOR'S NOTES NEWS COMMENTARY In This Issue Not New But Definitely Im- With basketball season starting this week, proved . Scholastic takes a look at what we can ex­ Thanks to Scholastic's System Manager pect from the Notre Dame men's and Kevin Hardman, Scholastic now has new women's hoops teams this year. Assistant and updated software to produce higher Sports Editor Jim Kuser previews the 'quality issues. In this issue, you will notice women's team and Jonathan Jensen takes a some of our redesigned layouts as well as Camp-us Watch look at freshman basketball player Michelle new headlines. It will still take a few weeks Marciniak. J. Bradley Keck previews men's to get all the kinks ironed out, but be patient BY THE GIPPER basketball. - the end result will be a better magazine Entertainment writer Pete McGillicuddy for you. listens to Soundgarden's new release en­ titled Badmotorfinger. On the Hollywood scene, Jason Winslade reviews the movie Climb Aboard Private Idaho starring Keanu Reeves and Scholastic is always looking for staffers in Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo River Phoenix. the following areas: advertising sales­ The news department takes a look at people, entertainment writers and news writers. If you are interested in joining our Never Fear, issue, he added the decision of whether to penetrate the fourteenth floor of the Students United For Respect. Writer convert a dorm (and if so, which dorm to Hesburgh Library continue." Christopher Blanford investigates what staff call 239-7569 or stop by our offices in the Gipper's Here 303 LaFortune. If you aren't interested in convert) doesn't rest with him. He said the Well,just imagine the Gipper' s surprise on SUFR is doing this year despite their CampusWatch hasn't graced the pages of officers of the university make the ultimate Halloween when he saw the story headlined prominence on campus last year. writing but have a great story idea or news item, let us know. If there is anything else on, this publication since Oct. 17. No, campus decision, and as far as he knows, it hasn't "Movin' on Up: The secrets of the 14th floor Campus life writer Heather Rakoczy re­ news and gossip haven't ground to such a been made yet. of the Hesburgh Library are finally re­ ports on the Notre Dame singing and dance you mind, write a letter to the editor or a "Final Word." We always like to hear your halt that the Gipp is planning to resign "I really don't have favorite candidates" vealed" in that other publication's accent ensemble, Shenanigans, and Anne Healey (close, but no banana). But Thursday, Oct. for the conversion, Kirk said. The Gipper section. Hahal Quite a coincidence, eh? interviews Professor Steve Moriarty on his opinions about the magazine so that we can make Schola..vtic a better publication. 24 was during fall break, the Gipper's himself has heard a number of dorm names Funny thing, how that story was printed in trip to EI Salvador and photo exhibit at the ghostly haunting duties kept him away from bandied about as candidates for the sex the paper on Thursday, when it would be too Snite. Along these lines, we would like to hear any input regarding last week's course the keyboard on Halloween, and last Thurs­ swap, some rumors coming from such rea­ .late to change that evening's magazine! Ho , In "Glancing Back," Managing Editor day was Scholastic's course evaluation is­ sonably-informed sources as hall rectors, hoI Marl Okuda and myself take a look at the evaluation issue~ Although it was our first attempt and not as comprhensive as we sue. Junior CampusWatchers everywhere but the Gipp hasn't heard a consensus opin­ And say, ifCampusWatch had appeared in history of basketball at Notre Dame. ion. would have liked, next semester we want to can relax; your crazy Uncle Gipp is back to the Oct. 31 Scholastic and had, as promised, expand the issue and if there are any ways we pinch your cheeks, tell dirty jokes and give "I think ideally it would be a decision we'd followed up the Library story, the Gipp make as early as possible," Kirk said, sug­ can improve it, we would like to know. you treats that spoilyourdinner. would only have been repeating a story gesting that if any changes were to be made everyone had read earlier in the day! Ha ha Patricia Doyte " Residence Hall for the. 1992-'93 school-year, they would ha, hoo hoo, boy! The Gipper's laughing so Executive Editor, probably be announced this semester. hard over this one, he's about ready to bust Gender Switch So yeah, your dorm just might be con­ a gut. (Not necessarily his own.) The Gipper has been misled. In the Sept. 19 verted to female housing next year. The But seriously, the Gipper is always happy , " .' edition of CampusWatch, a nameless Gipper doesn 'tknow ifanyone has seriously to have more Junior CampusWatchers join worker in the office of student residences considered the idea of converting a dorm or his team. In fact, he considered changing the was quot~d as saying there were "no plans to two to co-ed housing, but one never knows. CampusWatch subhead to read: "Today's change over [from one sex to the other] any Perhaps that idea is under discussion. And CampusWatch is tomorrow's Observer of the dorms in the near future." Reassuring, perhaps the university is listening to student story," but he's sure that true but wrong. Or at least, plans are being input on such matters. And perhaps donkeys CampusWatchers already know where to debated. A~ the rumors of a dorm sex change will fly. You make the call. turn. persisted, the Gipp dispatched yet another CampusWatcher to get the straight scoop. Observer Accent Staffers Tell One to the Gipper When contacted, Bill Kirk, assistant vice ScJwlJlSlic isp"blishtd wakly Ihroughoullkschool ytm' ucepl during Lellas10 ScJwlJlslicmusl belypedll1ldincludelkturiler·snDme,odd,ess Incapable CampusWatch never stops, but it needs your uaminlllion Il1Id T>Wliion periods '" Ik Unioersily of Nol,c Dome, Il1Id phone number. Uni.,.,sily sludenls should include lhei, y= in president for residence life, said that there is Nol,e Dame, IN, 46556 Il1Id prinlttl '" The P4ptrS, Inc., Milford, IN schoolll1ld college. FRCUllymembersshould include lhei, tUpG,hnenl. AU help to keep going. Become a Junior 46542. Thesubscriplion ,"'eis $'l5.00/y= Il1Id bRCkissuesRre ovail4ble Iellas musl be signed. Nrmv.s will be wiJhkld upon 'tIj1ItSl in caWn talk of converting a men's dorm to women's of Original Thought '" $1.25 /copy. The opinions expressed in ScJwlJlslic .... lho.. oflk instances. . housing. As a resuitof the lifting of the CampusWatcher-tip the Gipp! Leave the .ul""'s Il1Id edilo1S1l1Id do ""' nectSSllrily 'epresenllk opinions oflk ScJwlJlSlic ,...,.,..,k rigid 10 ,ejecllellas lhol Rrelibelousorobscene by Or so it would seem. Let's review: In the ghostly gossip a message: send it by campus enli,e edilorW board of ScJw!Jlslic or of Ik UniT>ersily of Nol,e Dome, . Ik Imos of Ik Unilttl Slaies. ScholJlslic IlIso will ttlil for copyfilling, gender cap in admissions (which limited the Oct. 3 CampusWatch the Gipper asked for ils Ildminisl,,,,ion, fRCully or sludenls. EdilorWs signed ScholJlslic grrmunQ/icm or spelling arors Il1Id ScholJlslic slyle. Becouse of SPRee, mail (303 LaFortune), drop of( a note in 'epr=1 Ik opinion of Ik 71Uljorily of 1M ueculive ttliioriJU boRrd. . ScJwlJlSlic ="", prinl .11 Idlers ,e'ceived. male-female ratio at ND), more women on info on the library's fourteenth floor. The Monuscripls 47e welcome. All unsolicilied maIerials become Ik prop- campus will mean that more housing for person at the office (third floor of my of ScholJlSlic. . Address 1111 correspondma! 10: next week the Gipper printed the responses LaFortune, 2-5 p.m., Monday-Friday) or The Edilor them will become necessary, he said. from various Junior CampusWatchers. And Copyrigld 1991 ScholJlSlic Magazine. All riglds ,eserved. &produc· ScJwlJlSlic While Kirk said his office has studied the call 239-7569. Loose lips may sink ships, lion in whole or in pm wilhoul turillen pmnission is prohibiled. Worluno Cenla on Oct. 17 the Gipp wrote that his "efforts to but they also make great reading. 0 2 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14,1991 3 MUSIC MOVIE

."o.. r O'W'ft Private IdQh.o Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix star in Private Idaho, the newest Soundgarden, successful spawns of Sub Pop, film from Gus Van Sant return with more grunge-o-rama

hat do a B-52's song, a Shakespeare j' by Pete McGillicuddy all Minnesotans I suppose). The listener religious iconography. some of the most visually interesting scenes the dialogue in the movie is lifted directly Ii W can't resist the thrusting beat of Thayhil's Other songs like "Face Pollution" "Room play, the star of Bill and Ted's Ex­ in the movie, with long shots of open plains, from Shakespeare's Henry IV. ,With the ar­ II ut of the great Northwest, those con­ cellent Adventure, the star of Stand By Me, :\ O A Thousand Years Wide" and "New Dam­ cloudy skies and time-lapse photography, rival of the movie's Falstaff, Bob, the film .1 noisseurs of grunge, Soundgarden, are distorted riffs and the epitomization of pain Ii back and as raunchy and unbridled as ever. in Cornell's gravelly screams. Next, the age" are basically straightforward power the bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the with a strange corruption of "America the breaks into a Shakespeak which combines I' Their newest release, Badmotorjinger ,is as metal songs chock full of violent images and director of Drugstore Cowboy and Beautiful" on steel guitar. At several points street language and Elizabethan dialect. II down and dirty as its title implies. thunderous guitars. These songs seem to narcolepsy have in common? A new film by in the film, Phoenix finds himself on the Self-consciously drawing attention to itself, Soundgarqen's last album, Ultramega OK suffer for their lack of originality, both mu­ Gus Van Sant, My_Own Private Idaho,that same road in Idaho, and the viewer wonders this dialogue gives the film an even more achieved limited success in the conventional sically and lyrically, but nonetheless effec­ recently had its American premiere at the if this is supposed to betaken as real. surreal quality. sense of the word and gained them status in tively getthe adrenaline pumping which was annual Chicago Film Festival. the alternative music world, but most likely the main intention of the band The strange thing about all this is that it Badmotorjinger may have what it takes to when they wrote them. Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix star as by Jason L. Winslade seems to work. The viewer is quite aware of After the first four songs have passed, two young men jn Portland, OR. hustling the obvious transitions between the ., give Soundgarden major billing in the jl today's rock world. On their latest release; "Somewhere," a restless ballad that is remi­ their ~odies for a buck to whomever will Shakespearean and the normal dialogue. the band has managed to improve its musi­ niscent of King's X or Black Sab9ath, is a pay. Their backgrounds are, however, Comparisons between Idaho and Van The blending of Phoenix 's dream sequences cianship without sacrificing its heavy nice break from all that angry distortion. vastly different. Keanu' s character is that of Sant's previous work, Drugstore Cowboy, into reality is a bit disconcerting, but sound. Like most grunge 'and metal bands, the only son of the mayor, choosing to reject are inevitable. Starring Matt Dillion and somehow VanSant pulls all of the disparate The throaty vocals of band leader and Soundgarden doesn't often toy with the sub­ his family's wealth and power for life on the beat author William Burroughs and dealing elements together and makes an excellent singer Chris Cornell backed by the pumping ject of romance in their songs, but in streets. , Phoenix'scharacter,.on the con­ with a group of drug addicts who knock over film. River Phoenix's performance, is guitars of Kim Thayhil, the driving bass of "Somewhere" the band does take the plunge trary, is not on, the streets by choice and is drug stores, Drugstore' Cowboy was criti­ wonderful, and he plays especially well the Soundgarden once again gets down Ben Shepherd and the aggressive drumming and does a very respectable job of it. The constantly in search of his elusive mother cally acclaimed as one of the best films of vulnerability of the character and his infatu­ and dirty with Badmotorfinger of Matl Cameron make' this Seattle-based lyrics of "Somewhere/'written by bassist and the family life he never had. 1989, ironically in the era of the Drug War ation for Reeves' character. Reeves' per­ quartet a rocker's delight The Garden sets Shepherd" although no Shakespeare by any and "Just Say No" mentality. Although both formance is a bit more wooden, but it works I I . means, are poetically'souhd and show that Owing a debt to the plot of the seventies fIlms deal with a particular underbelly of within the context of the film. Another I' ,the pace for the album with the piercing band slows it down a little as they take a stab i' guitar that opens "Rusty Cage." Hold on to at megalomaniacal· politicians to the hyp­ these aggresive grungelords may indeed movie, Midnight Cowboy, the' film covers society, the only stylistic similarity is the use noteworthy performance is that of Flea, the your seats, folks, as this cruncher will hit like notic melody of one of the more interest­ have a sensitive side. their adventures with Jhe homeless street of Super-8 footage as flashback, whereas bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, as a I a Philips' screwdriver head into your brain. ingly titled tracks "Slaves and Bulldozers." In "Searching With My Good Eye ' kids led by the character of Bob, the old, fat 'Cowboy was all a flashback with Dillon's particularly flamboyant member of ,the I As the band breaks free from its cage and "Jesus Christ Pose," the f1l'st release off CloSed" and "Holy Water" the band again and dirty man' that Reeves sees as a second voice-over and shots of him in the ambu­ young street hustlers. runs, Cornell belts out oodles of somewhat the album, is one of the finest tunes that the incorporates religous imagery and its hard to father; The firSt part of the film focuses on lance as reference points. nonsensical yet intriguing lyrics and ec­ band has recorded so far. The synchronized 'tell exactly what point' the band is trying to Phoenix's,more developed character, who LikeDrugstore Cowboy, My Own Private I, centric images of anger that are usually a guitars and bass riffs combined with the get across, especially' in "Searching With seems to find himself constantly on theroad Idaho has no' such device. Rather, it must Idaho exposes a little-seen fringe of society 11 given in hardcore music and that are preva­ rapid rue drumming make this song an emo­ My Good Eye" Both'songs are musically from Idaho to Portland. What makes this take major risks and rely on the disorienta­ and somehow makes its characters members lent throughout the album. tional scorcher. The bitter lyrics along with sound, although "Searching With My Good character so strange is his narcoleptic fits in tion of the main character to connect the of some strange form of Americana. Van II The next tune, "Outshined," deals with Cornell's tormented voice leave the listener Eye" is rather long and somewhat monoto­ which he falls completely asleep without fIlm. What makes this connection more Sant certainly has another success on his self-examination and depression and even feeling like he or she was taken by storm and nous. However, the pop quiz at the'openerof warning, that leave him in embarrassing difficult is the combination of styles used in hands and scores another point for American hints at spiritual renewal using more bizarre has been hung out to dry. Cornell seems to "Searching','is quite humorous and seems to situations, bizarredieam states and large the movie. Besides. having elements of independent directors. The film is currently imagery like "I'm looking California and be battling his bandmates in a war of decibel be poking fun at "devil-worshipping" time and memory lapses. Used more as a avant-garde fIlms, especially in the still life playing in major cities throughout the U.S., feeling Minnesota" (much to the disdain of prowess as he releases an endless stream of bands. 0 narrative and stylistic device to show the sex scenes, flashbacks and dream sequences and with a little luck, it will eventually hit character's sense of disorientation than for and a documentary style of presenting the South Bend. 0 any realism, the narcoleptic fits provide for street kids and their dangerous lives, half of

4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 5 MUSIC MOVIE

."o.. r O'W'ft Private IdQh.o Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix star in Private Idaho, the newest Soundgarden, successful spawns of Sub Pop, film from Gus Van Sant return with more grunge-o-rama

hat do a B-52's song, a Shakespeare j' by Pete McGillicuddy all Minnesotans I suppose). The listener religious iconography. some of the most visually interesting scenes the dialogue in the movie is lifted directly Ii W can't resist the thrusting beat of Thayhil's Other songs like "Face Pollution" "Room play, the star of Bill and Ted's Ex­ in the movie, with long shots of open plains, from Shakespeare's Henry IV. ,With the ar­ II ut of the great Northwest, those con­ cellent Adventure, the star of Stand By Me, :\ O A Thousand Years Wide" and "New Dam­ cloudy skies and time-lapse photography, rival of the movie's Falstaff, Bob, the film .1 noisseurs of grunge, Soundgarden, are distorted riffs and the epitomization of pain Ii back and as raunchy and unbridled as ever. in Cornell's gravelly screams. Next, the age" are basically straightforward power the bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the with a strange corruption of "America the breaks into a Shakespeak which combines I' Their newest release, Badmotorjinger ,is as metal songs chock full of violent images and director of Drugstore Cowboy and Beautiful" on steel guitar. At several points street language and Elizabethan dialect. II down and dirty as its title implies. thunderous guitars. These songs seem to narcolepsy have in common? A new film by in the film, Phoenix finds himself on the Self-consciously drawing attention to itself, Soundgarqen's last album, Ultramega OK suffer for their lack of originality, both mu­ Gus Van Sant, My_Own Private Idaho,that same road in Idaho, and the viewer wonders this dialogue gives the film an even more achieved limited success in the conventional sically and lyrically, but nonetheless effec­ recently had its American premiere at the if this is supposed to betaken as real. surreal quality. sense of the word and gained them status in tively getthe adrenaline pumping which was annual Chicago Film Festival. the alternative music world, but most likely the main intention of the band The strange thing about all this is that it Badmotorjinger may have what it takes to when they wrote them. Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix star as by Jason L. Winslade seems to work. The viewer is quite aware of After the first four songs have passed, two young men jn Portland, OR. hustling the obvious transitions between the ., give Soundgarden major billing in the jl today's rock world. On their latest release; "Somewhere," a restless ballad that is remi­ their ~odies for a buck to whomever will Shakespearean and the normal dialogue. the band has managed to improve its musi­ niscent of King's X or Black Sab9ath, is a pay. Their backgrounds are, however, Comparisons between Idaho and Van The blending of Phoenix 's dream sequences cianship without sacrificing its heavy nice break from all that angry distortion. vastly different. Keanu' s character is that of Sant's previous work, Drugstore Cowboy, into reality is a bit disconcerting, but sound. Like most grunge 'and metal bands, the only son of the mayor, choosing to reject are inevitable. Starring Matt Dillion and somehow VanSant pulls all of the disparate The throaty vocals of band leader and Soundgarden doesn't often toy with the sub­ his family's wealth and power for life on the beat author William Burroughs and dealing elements together and makes an excellent singer Chris Cornell backed by the pumping ject of romance in their songs, but in streets. , Phoenix'scharacter,.on the con­ with a group of drug addicts who knock over film. River Phoenix's performance, is guitars of Kim Thayhil, the driving bass of "Somewhere" the band does take the plunge trary, is not on, the streets by choice and is drug stores, Drugstore' Cowboy was criti­ wonderful, and he plays especially well the Soundgarden once again gets down Ben Shepherd and the aggressive drumming and does a very respectable job of it. The constantly in search of his elusive mother cally acclaimed as one of the best films of vulnerability of the character and his infatu­ and dirty with Badmotorfinger of Matl Cameron make' this Seattle-based lyrics of "Somewhere/'written by bassist and the family life he never had. 1989, ironically in the era of the Drug War ation for Reeves' character. Reeves' per­ quartet a rocker's delight The Garden sets Shepherd" although no Shakespeare by any and "Just Say No" mentality. Although both formance is a bit more wooden, but it works I I . means, are poetically'souhd and show that Owing a debt to the plot of the seventies fIlms deal with a particular underbelly of within the context of the film. Another I' ,the pace for the album with the piercing band slows it down a little as they take a stab i' guitar that opens "Rusty Cage." Hold on to at megalomaniacal· politicians to the hyp­ these aggresive grungelords may indeed movie, Midnight Cowboy, the' film covers society, the only stylistic similarity is the use noteworthy performance is that of Flea, the your seats, folks, as this cruncher will hit like notic melody of one of the more interest­ have a sensitive side. their adventures with Jhe homeless street of Super-8 footage as flashback, whereas bassist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers, as a I a Philips' screwdriver head into your brain. ingly titled tracks "Slaves and Bulldozers." In "Searching With My Good Eye ' kids led by the character of Bob, the old, fat 'Cowboy was all a flashback with Dillon's particularly flamboyant member of ,the I As the band breaks free from its cage and "Jesus Christ Pose," the f1l'st release off CloSed" and "Holy Water" the band again and dirty man' that Reeves sees as a second voice-over and shots of him in the ambu­ young street hustlers. runs, Cornell belts out oodles of somewhat the album, is one of the finest tunes that the incorporates religous imagery and its hard to father; The firSt part of the film focuses on lance as reference points. nonsensical yet intriguing lyrics and ec­ band has recorded so far. The synchronized 'tell exactly what point' the band is trying to Phoenix's,more developed character, who LikeDrugstore Cowboy, My Own Private I, centric images of anger that are usually a guitars and bass riffs combined with the get across, especially' in "Searching With seems to find himself constantly on theroad Idaho has no' such device. Rather, it must Idaho exposes a little-seen fringe of society 11 given in hardcore music and that are preva­ rapid rue drumming make this song an emo­ My Good Eye" Both'songs are musically from Idaho to Portland. What makes this take major risks and rely on the disorienta­ and somehow makes its characters members lent throughout the album. tional scorcher. The bitter lyrics along with sound, although "Searching With My Good character so strange is his narcoleptic fits in tion of the main character to connect the of some strange form of Americana. Van II The next tune, "Outshined," deals with Cornell's tormented voice leave the listener Eye" is rather long and somewhat monoto­ which he falls completely asleep without fIlm. What makes this connection more Sant certainly has another success on his self-examination and depression and even feeling like he or she was taken by storm and nous. However, the pop quiz at the'openerof warning, that leave him in embarrassing difficult is the combination of styles used in hands and scores another point for American hints at spiritual renewal using more bizarre has been hung out to dry. Cornell seems to "Searching','is quite humorous and seems to situations, bizarredieam states and large the movie. Besides. having elements of independent directors. The film is currently imagery like "I'm looking California and be battling his bandmates in a war of decibel be poking fun at "devil-worshipping" time and memory lapses. Used more as a avant-garde fIlms, especially in the still life playing in major cities throughout the U.S., feeling Minnesota" (much to the disdain of prowess as he releases an endless stream of bands. 0 narrative and stylistic device to show the sex scenes, flashbacks and dream sequences and with a little luck, it will eventually hit character's sense of disorientation than for and a documentary style of presenting the South Bend. 0 any realism, the narcoleptic fits provide for street kids and their dangerous lives, half of

4 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 5 NEWS have to be that you're taking additional minority cultures at Notre Dame." courses," said Outlaw. Instead there should Warren said that he would like to see the be "comparative history" where "you're administration here at Notre Dame become comparing what was happening for different more sensitive in general to the needs of A SILENT cultures and be able to tie it all together... - minority students. "I would rather for the Living is a day-to-day learning experience, administration to be concerned with the ad­ and you don't want to deny yourself some of mission of the qualified minority students the richness you could have had." admitted more than the percentage of minor­ The SUFR coalition has been criticized ity students admitted ... I hope that I am part because everyone has equal status within the of some programs that are implemented to SUFR? organization. Peralez said this lack of "clear help minority students not only to find Notre leadership" served a purpose, especially in a Dame a desirable place to allend, but also to A group that was in the spotlight this past spring has been demonstration situation. "They were hop­ remain." ing that no particular person'; no single per­ "1 think that so long as the task force for virtually non~existent this semester. Or has it? son would be singled out ... They would Paul Wetb cultural diversity continues to meet and essentially confuse the administration. Paul Peralez feels that the actions of stays within the deadlines that were set by by Christopher Blanford Would the administration expel atonce40 or SUFR only increase segregation. Father Malloy, and all the parties continue ast April, a group of 60 students ten and is included in Du Lac. They also "get rid of garbage." If students fecI uncom­ 50 minorities?" student affairs said, "We have to realize that working together, that by the. end of this L bearing the name "StudentsUnited demanded the apppointment of an assistant fortable sharing their frustrations with a rec­ Natasha Filipski gives a different explac this institution is doing the best that it can academic year we will see some things on nation. "It started off more as students addressing these needs. 1 think that in due the table, and some changes will be imple­ For Respect" held an 11 hour sit-in in the director for the office of minority affairs, a tor orresidential assistant, they could "share speaking to the administration, rather than time that both sides will be pleased with mented," said Warren. Registrar's office demanding negotiation request that was granted with the appoint­ it with a group of people, meeting together, we are 'this group of minorities. ", what comes out of the task force." "Having this administration here, a presi­ with the administration. Throughout the ment of Maria Fuentes. saying, 'Yes, I'm experiencing this.'" Some members of the group question the Outlaw suggests that minority students dent who is willing to make changes, I think spring semester they were a voice on campus However, not every demand that was "The multicultural center is simply a eu­ necessity of last year's demonstrations. are "waiting to see what comes out of the that is an opportune time for everybody to expressing a desire for change. This year, made by SUFR has been met. A source of phemism for a party room," said Paul. "The perception of cultural diversity just Cultural Diversity task force. That, I think, unite together to make the changes," said the organization seems to have disappeared, much controversy is the multicultural cen­ Peralez, a Hispanic who is nota member of wasn't there in people's minds. It wasn't an is a sign of good faith." Outlaw. ' 0 so few freshmen are familiar with the name. ter, which was requested by the group last SUFR. "There is nothing that these people issue at all. The thing was, to say we need ,Neither Warren or , "What happened last year was a way to spring. The center, as SUFR envisions it, want in the way ofa multicultural center that cul~ural diversity to, someone who had, no Outlaw is a member spark attention," said junior Joe Wilson. would entail office space, an auditorium, they can't find in the already-established idea of it, the response would be, 'I don't see of the task force. "This year we have decided to do other congregational space, library space, lounge departtnents of this universi ty." He said that Outlaw said that things, to expand what we're doing." Wil­ , space and study rooms. Before the request having a separate room for minorities would the problem.', If anything, it showed them, at least, that there was a problem," said many support groups son says that last year's tactics have served for the center, they requested the use Of only increase segregation,'which he believes Filipski. for minorities' have their purpose, but "that confrontational Theodore's for multicultural events. is wrong. been set up, includ­ mode, that confrontational style is not the Iris Outlaw, director of minority student "I think there'was too much focus put on "I think one of the things that the demon­ strations did do was, they also woke up the ing getting a direc­ way that you can hopefully come together affairs,defends the multicultural center. that," said Filipski about' the nlUlticultural tory of minority busi­ and have some rational dialogue. That's She believes that it will be a good place to center, "That particular issue really wasn't South Bend community," says Outlaw. "I ..... 1·80 at Exit 77 nesses in town and what we want." at the heart of it." think those demonstrations brought to light ~282S US 33 N. arranging for trans­ Natasha Filipski, a sophomore in the Col- The hiririg of minority professors is an­ to the community peoplewhat was going on. South Bend, IN , lege of Arts and Letters, describes last year other demand that remains unresolved. This became a perfect avenue for the, portation to church as a learning experience. "The goal hasn't SUFR suggested that minority professors be community then to reach to the students, to services off campus 272-9000 for non- Catholic stu- changed in the sense that we still want cul­ given immediate tenure and "incentives pro­ help them." dents. tural diversity," she said, "but there are so vided to recruit new ones." Peralez sees last year's events less posi­ At the heart pf many different ways of achieving it nqw." In a letter to the edit()r that was published tively. "They [the SUFR group] don"t real­ *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST SUFR' this year is SUFR is now an official university-rec­ in The Observer, Chris Kennedy made the ize how much they hurt the feelings of the *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JAcUZZI SPAS multiculturalism, ognized organization. They have already poirit that "SUFR has not presented any people whoreally believe in the traditions of *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN , this university and its Catholic Jradition." "being who you are, had their first formalineeting this year at support for their contention that offering *IN' ROOM MOVIESNCR (over SO titles) which 'the group assessed last year's events. immediate tenure would al10w the univer­ One concrete result of the demonstrations where you are, what­ Opinions were solicited from the group who sity to retain more minority faculty." In and negotiations with the administration ever your back­ '*FREE LOCAL CALlS attended to sort out their goals for this year. addition, "There are simply not enough [mi­ was the formation of a task force to reach an ground," according *K.ITC.HENEITES "This has been a big debate among SUFR nority faculty members] to go around," ac- agreement between the administration and to Filipski. "Part of *LAUNDRY now and since the beginning of the year," cording to Peralez. ' students. It is compris'ed of six administra­ that can be through said Filipski. , "I am all for having black and Hispanic tors, six faculty members, and six students. education, the cur­ ~ JoeWilson is one of the student members riculum, more fac­ .:Ie , SUFR raised a series of demands last year, professors," he said, bu~ because of compe­ ill many of which have been addressed by the tition, "prestigious universities have to bid ofthe task force. "Right now we are trying ulty members who JIJ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS administration. For example, SUFR de­ for blacks. It's like sHivery." to find some concrete plans of action to have some back­ manded a Racial Harassment Policy. A Finally, SUFR would like to see improve­ address many of the issues that we have ground in that type of Joe Wilson said last year's presented over the past few years." thing, and also some modified form of this policy has been ~rit- served their purpose. ment of cultural education. "It doesn't just Ke,vin Warren, assistant vice president of way of legitimizing 6 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER,14,1991 7 NEWS have to be that you're taking additional minority cultures at Notre Dame." courses," said Outlaw. Instead there should Warren said that he would like to see the be "comparative history" where "you're administration here at Notre Dame become comparing what was happening for different more sensitive in general to the needs of A SILENT cultures and be able to tie it all together... - minority students. "I would rather for the Living is a day-to-day learning experience, administration to be concerned with the ad­ and you don't want to deny yourself some of mission of the qualified minority students the richness you could have had." admitted more than the percentage of minor­ The SUFR coalition has been criticized ity students admitted ... I hope that I am part because everyone has equal status within the of some programs that are implemented to SUFR? organization. Peralez said this lack of "clear help minority students not only to find Notre leadership" served a purpose, especially in a Dame a desirable place to allend, but also to A group that was in the spotlight this past spring has been demonstration situation. "They were hop­ remain." ing that no particular person'; no single per­ "1 think that so long as the task force for virtually non~existent this semester. Or has it? son would be singled out ... They would Paul Wetb cultural diversity continues to meet and essentially confuse the administration. Paul Peralez feels that the actions of stays within the deadlines that were set by by Christopher Blanford Would the administration expel atonce40 or SUFR only increase segregation. Father Malloy, and all the parties continue ast April, a group of 60 students ten and is included in Du Lac. They also "get rid of garbage." If students fecI uncom­ 50 minorities?" student affairs said, "We have to realize that working together, that by the. end of this L bearing the name "StudentsUnited demanded the apppointment of an assistant fortable sharing their frustrations with a rec­ Natasha Filipski gives a different explac this institution is doing the best that it can academic year we will see some things on nation. "It started off more as students addressing these needs. 1 think that in due the table, and some changes will be imple­ For Respect" held an 11 hour sit-in in the director for the office of minority affairs, a tor orresidential assistant, they could "share speaking to the administration, rather than time that both sides will be pleased with mented," said Warren. Registrar's office demanding negotiation request that was granted with the appoint­ it with a group of people, meeting together, we are 'this group of minorities. ", what comes out of the task force." "Having this administration here, a presi­ with the administration. Throughout the ment of Maria Fuentes. saying, 'Yes, I'm experiencing this.'" Some members of the group question the Outlaw suggests that minority students dent who is willing to make changes, I think spring semester they were a voice on campus However, not every demand that was "The multicultural center is simply a eu­ necessity of last year's demonstrations. are "waiting to see what comes out of the that is an opportune time for everybody to expressing a desire for change. This year, made by SUFR has been met. A source of phemism for a party room," said Paul. "The perception of cultural diversity just Cultural Diversity task force. That, I think, unite together to make the changes," said the organization seems to have disappeared, much controversy is the multicultural cen­ Peralez, a Hispanic who is nota member of wasn't there in people's minds. It wasn't an is a sign of good faith." Outlaw. ' 0 so few freshmen are familiar with the name. ter, which was requested by the group last SUFR. "There is nothing that these people issue at all. The thing was, to say we need ,Neither Warren or , "What happened last year was a way to spring. The center, as SUFR envisions it, want in the way ofa multicultural center that cul~ural diversity to, someone who had, no Outlaw is a member spark attention," said junior Joe Wilson. would entail office space, an auditorium, they can't find in the already-established idea of it, the response would be, 'I don't see of the task force. "This year we have decided to do other congregational space, library space, lounge departtnents of this universi ty." He said that Outlaw said that things, to expand what we're doing." Wil­ , space and study rooms. Before the request having a separate room for minorities would the problem.', If anything, it showed them, at least, that there was a problem," said many support groups son says that last year's tactics have served for the center, they requested the use Of only increase segregation,'which he believes Filipski. for minorities' have their purpose, but "that confrontational Theodore's for multicultural events. is wrong. been set up, includ­ mode, that confrontational style is not the Iris Outlaw, director of minority student "I think there'was too much focus put on "I think one of the things that the demon­ strations did do was, they also woke up the ing getting a direc­ way that you can hopefully come together affairs,defends the multicultural center. that," said Filipski about' the nlUlticultural tory of minority busi­ and have some rational dialogue. That's She believes that it will be a good place to center, "That particular issue really wasn't South Bend community," says Outlaw. "I ..... 1·80 at Exit 77 nesses in town and what we want." at the heart of it." think those demonstrations brought to light ~282S US 33 N. arranging for trans­ Natasha Filipski, a sophomore in the Col- The hiririg of minority professors is an­ to the community peoplewhat was going on. South Bend, IN , lege of Arts and Letters, describes last year other demand that remains unresolved. This became a perfect avenue for the, portation to church as a learning experience. "The goal hasn't SUFR suggested that minority professors be community then to reach to the students, to services off campus 272-9000 for non- Catholic stu- changed in the sense that we still want cul­ given immediate tenure and "incentives pro­ help them." dents. tural diversity," she said, "but there are so vided to recruit new ones." Peralez sees last year's events less posi­ At the heart pf many different ways of achieving it nqw." In a letter to the edit()r that was published tively. "They [the SUFR group] don"t real­ *FREECONTINENTALBREAKFAST SUFR' this year is SUFR is now an official university-rec­ in The Observer, Chris Kennedy made the ize how much they hurt the feelings of the *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JAcUZZI SPAS multiculturalism, ognized organization. They have already poirit that "SUFR has not presented any people whoreally believe in the traditions of *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN , this university and its Catholic Jradition." "being who you are, had their first formalineeting this year at support for their contention that offering *IN' ROOM MOVIESNCR (over SO titles) which 'the group assessed last year's events. immediate tenure would al10w the univer­ One concrete result of the demonstrations where you are, what­ Opinions were solicited from the group who sity to retain more minority faculty." In and negotiations with the administration ever your back­ '*FREE LOCAL CALlS attended to sort out their goals for this year. addition, "There are simply not enough [mi­ was the formation of a task force to reach an ground," according *K.ITC.HENEITES "This has been a big debate among SUFR nority faculty members] to go around," ac- agreement between the administration and to Filipski. "Part of *LAUNDRY now and since the beginning of the year," cording to Peralez. ' students. It is compris'ed of six administra­ that can be through said Filipski. , "I am all for having black and Hispanic tors, six faculty members, and six students. education, the cur­ ~ JoeWilson is one of the student members riculum, more fac­ .:Ie , SUFR raised a series of demands last year, professors," he said, bu~ because of compe­ ill many of which have been addressed by the tition, "prestigious universities have to bid ofthe task force. "Right now we are trying ulty members who JIJ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS administration. For example, SUFR de­ for blacks. It's like sHivery." to find some concrete plans of action to have some back­ manded a Racial Harassment Policy. A Finally, SUFR would like to see improve­ address many of the issues that we have ground in that type of Joe Wilson said last year's presented over the past few years." thing, and also some modified form of this policy has been ~rit- served their purpose. ment of cultural education. "It doesn't just Ke,vin Warren, assistant vice president of way of legitimizing 6 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER,14,1991 7 CAMPUS LIFE CAMPUS LIFE our mom may have said more than once, "Stop ers began in 1981-82 when 'three sophomores, Jenny Professor Moriarty Shenani- Y those shenanigans!" Nevertheless, Notre Grantham, Rick Ward and Anne Wernimoet, Dame's show choir Shenanigans has no intention of founded Shenanigans hoping to provide a fun outlet stopping as it celebrates its ten year anniversary this for students interested in the performing arts .. This Writing With PictlJres... tells the ga ns, Notre November. The 26 individuals involved in the club notion of fun still holds 'true. Threy-year junior ~ . come from a variety of backgrounds-theater, choir, member and general manager Dean Sipe said, "There isn't any such thing as objectiv- reading books on the country and trying to glee clubs and dance troupes. "We're out there to have fun. ,If it's not fun, it's not ity," said South Bend photographer and learn Spanish. "I just kept going back," he story of EI Salvador Dame's Integrating both song and dance, this multi-tal­ worth doing." The group's ultimate goal for every Notre Dame adjunct assistant professor said, 4'and each time I got to know a few ented group of show-men and -women is unique from show is for the performers and technicians to have SteveMoriarty. "People have come to think more people here and a few more people other performing arts organizations on campus. Se­ fun while the audience is having fun too. of visual arts as being neutral when they're there, and I got introduced around. I know in his photo exhibit show choir, nior member Tony Bosco calls the group's special Aside from the fun and a standard of excellence really not. I want to be convincing." enough people now where I can stay with characteristic the art of "visual appeal," and after that Shenanigans embodies, the group also serves as Moriarty's most recent exhibit, titled friends ... mostly either journalists or church seeing one per- formance it's clear they a positive social vehicle between Notre Dame and "Stories From Salvador," opened Sept. 29 workers. I really haven't had much contact at the Snite uStories have mastered I' the art, with voices as Saint Mary's. Junior Saint Mary's member Jeanine , ! at the , where it will with myoid friends - our politics began to Ilively as Wing said, "It is an intimate group that provides one­ remain on display until Nov. 24. Theexhibit diverge once I started seeing things ... out­ I on-one social contact. We have an opportunity to consists of forty black-and-white photo­ side the neighborhoods." From Salvador" the;h~~~'Ub meet outside of the classroom and the party atmo­ graphs taken during Moriarty's seven visits Moriarty said that it was not originally his sphere and really know each other well." Hoping to by Anne Healey is also to El Salvador. Moriarty~ who has both an intention to create an exhibit of his work. "I I unique be­ attract a variety of students from both campuses, M.F.A. and a B.A. in theology from Notre would go out and bring my camera," had taken) were very interested in looking at I cause it's freshmen through graduate students' from Notre Dame, has attempted through photog·raphy Moriarty explained. "Of course, this is a war them. They love to see how an outsider sees completely Dame and Saint Mary's are encouraged to audition to represent a cross-section of Salvadoran zone, and sometimes cameras have been them ... Photographs of yourself, among the student-run. Its members claim that the participation for the club. The time commitment involves three society. used as weapons ... PeOple would say, 'What poor people, are very rare. When you don't and commitment of everyone involved are crucial to weekly two hour practices and the possibility of El Salvador, 'a Latin American country are you taking pictures for?' And I'd say, have money for food, you don't buy a photo sings and .the club's success and primarily responsible for its performing nearly five times a month. about the size of Massachussetts, has a long' 'Well, I'm just very interested in what's album. So, taking their picture is a big deal, Becausethe alumni association sponsors Shenani­ longevity. , history of great tensions between the under~ going on in your country ... I use my camera and getting a print back to them is also Though faculty advisor Chuck Lennon functions as gans, it is forthealumni lhatthe club most frequently privileged many and the privileged few. to show people - it's like telling a story. important." da nces its their liasion with the administration, the members of performs in pre-game shows on home football week­ Throughout the 1970s guerrilla violence And if you let me take pictures, I will tell Future possibilities for "Stories From Sal­ , the club are the organizational backbone of the group. ends. Nevertheless, the club also offers various on from both left-and right-wing groups inten­ your story as I see it' Mostly, people would vador" include making the exhibit into a Shenanigans is not only the 18 singers and dancers and off campus concerts. Three-year junior soprano sified, ultimately erupting in 1979 in a brutal think about that, and they'd nod and say, book. "It really reads like a narrative," way into ten and the "combo" - the drummer, trombone and Elie Reichelt said, "Shenanigans is rewarding as a civil war which has claimed over 70,000 'Go ahead.' I almost never was refused explained Moriarty, who plans to continue saxophone players, two trumpet players and two close-knit group performing on campus, but it also lives. Among the victims of political vio­ permission to take pictures ... with that ex­ his travels to El Salvador. "My intention is to pianists - but also the managers and technicians branches out. onto the community," appearing at .lence are three U.S. nuns and a lay person planation." , carry out the promise that I made to all those years of responsible for everything from "lights" to "action." local charity events to benefit children's hospitals. who were murdered in 1980 by Salvadoran According to Moriarty, the exhibit has people when I walked around with my cam­ Students interested,in playing music join the combo Moreover, this gift of service extends beyond national guardsmen. Today, despite efforts , gotten "a lot of really good feedback," both era, that if they let me take their picture, I while others offer their abilities in lighting effects, South Bend to include performances at the Ronald to negotiate a peaceful settlement, guerrilla from experts on Central America and from would go back to my community and tell N. D. history sound or organizational preparation. McDonald House for children, the Capitol steps, warfare and acts of terrorism continue to the people who are the subjects of his photo­ their story as well as I could, as truthfully as The tradition of pride among the student entertain- Disneyland, Disney World and the Pentagon. This permeate Salvadoran society. graphs. "People (whose pictures Moriarty J could. And that's what I've tried to do.'O year spring break activities may include traveling to Moriarty first travelled to El Salvador in California. , 1985 to attend the wedding of a Salvadoran The group feels indebted to the university for the friend who had lived in South Bend. Due to support it has given them throughout their ten-year legalities the wedding was cancelled, but history. Dr. Emil Hofman "has been especially Moriarty said, "I met a, woman from the helpful with the publicity of Shenanigans," said archdiocese, a nun. My friends were going Dean Sipe. While Shenanigans seeks to develop an down to the beach for a couple.of days, and independent group of motivated and en~usiastic I was looking for something to do. So I went student leaders, they also recognize their important out to a refugee camp." That refugee camp ties to the university and the community at large. is where Moriarty spent the Christmas of 'An alumni reunion was held Friday, Nov. 8, in 1985, photographing the displaced Salva­ honor of ten years of power-packed performance. dorans who had befriended him. This explosive show choir is hosting a Ch'ristmas "The next year,", Moriarty said, "a priest Concert at 8 pm on Sunday, Dec. 8, in Washington here (at Notre Dame) wanted some slides of Hall. As ever, it's apparent: . you can't stop the EI Salvador for a project he was working on. Shenanigans, but this time mother might approve. They paid me to go back, and I thought ... it's D really not that hard to get back and forth." I After his second trip to the country, An Important tradition for the club Is performing one and a half hours In a photo In the exhibit, "Sister Eva" prays at site of Rutillo Grande's murder. before every home football game In the J.A:C.C. by Heather Rakoczy Moriarty began to study El Salvador by NOVEMBER 14, 1991 8 SCHOLASTIC 9 CAMPUS LIFE CAMPUS LIFE our mom may have said more than once, "Stop ers began in 1981-82 when 'three sophomores, Jenny Professor Moriarty Shenani- Y those shenanigans!" Nevertheless, Notre Grantham, Rick Ward and Anne Wernimoet, Dame's show choir Shenanigans has no intention of founded Shenanigans hoping to provide a fun outlet stopping as it celebrates its ten year anniversary this for students interested in the performing arts .. This Writing With PictlJres... tells the ga ns, Notre November. The 26 individuals involved in the club notion of fun still holds 'true. Threy-year junior ~ . come from a variety of backgrounds-theater, choir, member and general manager Dean Sipe said, "There isn't any such thing as objectiv- reading books on the country and trying to glee clubs and dance troupes. "We're out there to have fun. ,If it's not fun, it's not ity," said South Bend photographer and learn Spanish. "I just kept going back," he story of EI Salvador Dame's Integrating both song and dance, this multi-tal­ worth doing." The group's ultimate goal for every Notre Dame adjunct assistant professor said, 4'and each time I got to know a few ented group of show-men and -women is unique from show is for the performers and technicians to have SteveMoriarty. "People have come to think more people here and a few more people other performing arts organizations on campus. Se­ fun while the audience is having fun too. of visual arts as being neutral when they're there, and I got introduced around. I know in his photo exhibit show choir, nior member Tony Bosco calls the group's special Aside from the fun and a standard of excellence really not. I want to be convincing." enough people now where I can stay with characteristic the art of "visual appeal," and after that Shenanigans embodies, the group also serves as Moriarty's most recent exhibit, titled friends ... mostly either journalists or church seeing one per- formance it's clear they a positive social vehicle between Notre Dame and "Stories From Salvador," opened Sept. 29 workers. I really haven't had much contact at the Snite uStories have mastered I' the art, with voices as Saint Mary's. Junior Saint Mary's member Jeanine , ! at the Snite Museum of Art, where it will with myoid friends - our politics began to Ilively as Wing said, "It is an intimate group that provides one­ remain on display until Nov. 24. Theexhibit diverge once I started seeing things ... out­ I on-one social contact. We have an opportunity to consists of forty black-and-white photo­ side the neighborhoods." From Salvador" the;h~~~'Ub meet outside of the classroom and the party atmo­ graphs taken during Moriarty's seven visits Moriarty said that it was not originally his sphere and really know each other well." Hoping to by Anne Healey is also to El Salvador. Moriarty~ who has both an intention to create an exhibit of his work. "I I unique be­ attract a variety of students from both campuses, M.F.A. and a B.A. in theology from Notre would go out and bring my camera," had taken) were very interested in looking at I cause it's freshmen through graduate students' from Notre Dame, has attempted through photog·raphy Moriarty explained. "Of course, this is a war them. They love to see how an outsider sees completely Dame and Saint Mary's are encouraged to audition to represent a cross-section of Salvadoran zone, and sometimes cameras have been them ... Photographs of yourself, among the student-run. Its members claim that the participation for the club. The time commitment involves three society. used as weapons ... PeOple would say, 'What poor people, are very rare. When you don't and commitment of everyone involved are crucial to weekly two hour practices and the possibility of El Salvador, 'a Latin American country are you taking pictures for?' And I'd say, have money for food, you don't buy a photo sings and .the club's success and primarily responsible for its performing nearly five times a month. about the size of Massachussetts, has a long' 'Well, I'm just very interested in what's album. So, taking their picture is a big deal, Becausethe alumni association sponsors Shenani­ longevity. , history of great tensions between the under~ going on in your country ... I use my camera and getting a print back to them is also Though faculty advisor Chuck Lennon functions as gans, it is forthealumni lhatthe club most frequently privileged many and the privileged few. to show people - it's like telling a story. important." da nces its their liasion with the administration, the members of performs in pre-game shows on home football week­ Throughout the 1970s guerrilla violence And if you let me take pictures, I will tell Future possibilities for "Stories From Sal­ , the club are the organizational backbone of the group. ends. Nevertheless, the club also offers various on from both left-and right-wing groups inten­ your story as I see it' Mostly, people would vador" include making the exhibit into a Shenanigans is not only the 18 singers and dancers and off campus concerts. Three-year junior soprano sified, ultimately erupting in 1979 in a brutal think about that, and they'd nod and say, book. "It really reads like a narrative," way into ten and the "combo" - the drummer, trombone and Elie Reichelt said, "Shenanigans is rewarding as a civil war which has claimed over 70,000 'Go ahead.' I almost never was refused explained Moriarty, who plans to continue saxophone players, two trumpet players and two close-knit group performing on campus, but it also lives. Among the victims of political vio­ permission to take pictures ... with that ex­ his travels to El Salvador. "My intention is to pianists - but also the managers and technicians branches out. onto the community," appearing at .lence are three U.S. nuns and a lay person planation." , carry out the promise that I made to all those years of responsible for everything from "lights" to "action." local charity events to benefit children's hospitals. who were murdered in 1980 by Salvadoran According to Moriarty, the exhibit has people when I walked around with my cam­ Students interested,in playing music join the combo Moreover, this gift of service extends beyond national guardsmen. Today, despite efforts , gotten "a lot of really good feedback," both era, that if they let me take their picture, I while others offer their abilities in lighting effects, South Bend to include performances at the Ronald to negotiate a peaceful settlement, guerrilla from experts on Central America and from would go back to my community and tell N. D. history sound or organizational preparation. McDonald House for children, the Capitol steps, warfare and acts of terrorism continue to the people who are the subjects of his photo­ their story as well as I could, as truthfully as The tradition of pride among the student entertain- Disneyland, Disney World and the Pentagon. This permeate Salvadoran society. graphs. "People (whose pictures Moriarty J could. And that's what I've tried to do.'O year spring break activities may include traveling to Moriarty first travelled to El Salvador in California. , 1985 to attend the wedding of a Salvadoran The group feels indebted to the university for the friend who had lived in South Bend. Due to support it has given them throughout their ten-year legalities the wedding was cancelled, but history. Dr. Emil Hofman "has been especially Moriarty said, "I met a, woman from the helpful with the publicity of Shenanigans," said archdiocese, a nun. My friends were going Dean Sipe. While Shenanigans seeks to develop an down to the beach for a couple.of days, and independent group of motivated and en~usiastic I was looking for something to do. So I went student leaders, they also recognize their important out to a refugee camp." That refugee camp ties to the university and the community at large. is where Moriarty spent the Christmas of 'An alumni reunion was held Friday, Nov. 8, in 1985, photographing the displaced Salva­ honor of ten years of power-packed performance. dorans who had befriended him. This explosive show choir is hosting a Ch'ristmas "The next year,", Moriarty said, "a priest Concert at 8 pm on Sunday, Dec. 8, in Washington here (at Notre Dame) wanted some slides of Hall. As ever, it's apparent: . you can't stop the EI Salvador for a project he was working on. Shenanigans, but this time mother might approve. They paid me to go back, and I thought ... it's D really not that hard to get back and forth." I After his second trip to the country, An Important tradition for the club Is performing one and a half hours In a photo In the exhibit, "Sister Eva" prays at site of Rutillo Grande's murder. before every home football game In the J.A:C.C. by Heather Rakoczy Moriarty began to study El Salvador by NOVEMBER 14, 1991 8 SCHOLASTIC 9 H !:111 .,I:: I I SPORTS season. He is a great prospect for MacLeod's and the team. tions is a different story." pro-inspired style of play. Bennett has a Beyond these four players, the team is Nathion Gilmore was a top recruit at cen­ good handle on the ball and is able to push it extremely young and inexperienced. The ter and should contribute posthaste. Lamarr up the floor quickly. He must cut down on Irish claim five freshmen and four sopho­ Justice, a lightening quick point guard, turnovers (91 last season) ifhe is going to be mores on scholarship, as well as walk-ons should also see time early. He will be senlin extremely successful at the point, but Matt Adamson and Brendon Tully. Jon Ross as a defensive stopper, hounding MacLeod sees him moving in the right direc- is the most experienced of the sophomores. playmakers with his quick hands. Billy Tay­ tion. He will be a key player off the bench in the lor, Malik Russell and Jason Williams round the schedule is "He's shown a lot of leadership so far," eventoffoul trouble, gi~ing Ellis and Tower out the"freshmen. daunting. Does the rookie coach said MacLeod of his senior floor general. needed rest in the new up-tempo style of This is the team that will take the floor for see a tough year ahead? "He's the type of point guard that will dis­ play. His twin brother, 6' 10" Joe Ross, has Notre Dime. They have a tough road ahead. "It will be just like playing in the NBA," tribute the ball, run the plays, and with his been hitting the weights and should see time Older players must move into MacLeod's said MacLeod. Under new coach John MacLeod, the Irish look offensive ability. I also want him to score." at center. system. - and newer players have to be to put their struggles o/the past two years Maybe not that tough, but Notre Dame Daimon Sweet is the leading scorer from must be ready. The Irish have, in essence, last season's team. With a 16.3 ppgscoring behind them four returning starters. That is a definite average, Sweet is a weapon. He has a effort­ plus. Seniors Keith Tower, Elmer Bennett less jumper and amazing ability to get free and Daimon Sweet are all returning with the . By J. Bradley Keck near the basket. The senior from Beaumont, now-academically healthy LaPhonso Ellis. Tex., will probably be spending most of the Over the last twenty years basketball at this basketball squad needs at the helm. He Bennett, who averaged 14.4ppglast year, year at the three-guard position, but he has Notre Dame has been synonymous brings a philosophy and experience needed will beat the point guard position to start the the ability to play almost anywhere. Look with coach Digger Phelps. Those days are to coach the Irish Senior power forWard laPhonso Ellis hopes to put his for Sweet to be a big P<\Tt of the offense. But gone. Next week the Irish will take the floor through their tough- academic difficulties behind him. for the Irish to win s0m.~ of the big games he under a new coach and with a new approach est schedule ever. PaulWe'OO will have to be just as effective on the other to the game for the first time in two decades. The Irish play ten of end of the court . The John MacLeod era has come to Notre their first 12 games The center of the MacLeod attack will be Dame. on the road. They 6' 11" Keith Tower. Tower had a good year MacLeod is bringing a lot of good things play 16 teams that in 1990-91 while filling in forthe ineligible to the Irish program. He is bringing experi­ had post-season Ellis, averaging seven rebounds and eight ence: MacLeod coached six seasons at the tournament appear­ points per game. His size and strength are a . University of Oklahoma in the late 60' sand ances last year, in­ big plus for Notre Dame, drawing attention early 70's. There, he led the Sooners to an cluding NCAA away from the other, players on the floor, impressive 90-69 record and two trips to the champs Duke, an­ especially Ellis, and opening up the floor on National Invitational Tournament which nual Final Four con­ the offensive side of the ball. On defense, used to be as important, if not more impor­ tender North Caro­ this Swampscott,Mass., native's presence tant, than the NCAA Tournament. He then lina, NIT champ will clog the lane and give the Irish a strong moved on to the National Basketball Asso­ Stanford, Indiana, one, two punch under the boards. ciation. Over eighteen years, fourteen with Syracuse and St. Ellis is the right hand in that one-two :"l[1i~ the Phoenix Suns, MacLeod became the John's. combination. Ellis has struggled to stay on eighth winningest coach in NBA history The rest of the Macleod instructs two of his players at a pre-season practice. 1 the floor because of academics over the last .1 : with 707 victories. In that time MacLeod games are all tough two seasons, but when he is playing, Ellis is Brooks Boyer and Carl Cozen are compet­ mentally prepared to step up into major had five seasons of 50 or more victories and as well. Notre Dame among the best rebounding forwards in the ing time at the shooting guard position. Both roles. Everyone must get in shape in order to led his teams into post season play 11 times. plays all eight teams nation. So good, in fact, that he almost opted are pUre shooters with skill behind the three­ stand up to the rigors of the man-to-man II~ MacLeod also brings a great Indiana bas­ in the improving to enter the NBA draft earlier this yeru-. point line. Cozen is slated to start the first defense and the fast break that are now step ketball tradition back to Notre Dame. He Midwestern Colle­ MacLeod convinced him otherwise. game of the year. Whichever player is at the' one and two of the Irish playbook. Added to was born and raised in New Albany, Indiana. giate Conference. I" "I said (to Ellis) 'Your best bet right now two position has an important role, they must this is a bear of a schedule and faltcripg fan :"""1,,,,1 i Here he learned the game of basketball - Xavier, Dayton and would be to stay in schpol, have a bIg year be ready to help;Sennettmove the ball up the support. the man-to-man defense that he is bringing Evansville have all Ii against the schedule we have and emerge as court and snoot the rock at ~y time.' " This year will be a big challenge to Irish I back to Notre Dame, the drive to win no had impressive one of the top players. If you do that, which" In the freshmen class there are many prom­ baSketball. They have a plan to meet this matter the schedule or the tournament. As a teams the "last few you're capable of doing, then when the draft ising players. Just like the' sophomores, they challenge that doesn't include fluorescent high school player, MacLeod was on hand at years - Xavier has comes in '92," you "will be set,'" said need" to develop and mature as basketball jerseys or green socks. With anew up"tempo the Butler Fieldhouse when Milan High not misse,d the MacLeod. players. style in place and the players hungry to School, the tiny school which was the inspi­ NCAA tourney in Thisis great news for Notre Dam~ basket- "Collectively, I like what they (the fresh- preform, Coach MacLeod may tum some ration for the movie "Hoosiers," beat all the the last six years. ball. In the past Ellis has averaged 16.4 ppg. men)" have done·from an effort standpoint," heads and change the boos of the Joyce Indiana powerhouses for the 1954' state Add to this lIst tough and 10.1 rebounds per game. The pairing of said MacLeod. "But to make to make Center into the roar of the Thunderdome.O championship. teams like Louisville this pro prospect and an ex-pro coach will progress in practice and to compete against MacLeod seems to be just the coach that and Kentucky and only make this season better for both Ellis some of the top ballclubs in pressure situa- 10 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 11 H !:111 .,I:: I I SPORTS season. He is a great prospect for MacLeod's and the team. tions is a different story." pro-inspired style of play. Bennett has a Beyond these four players, the team is Nathion Gilmore was a top recruit at cen­ good handle on the ball and is able to push it extremely young and inexperienced. The ter and should contribute posthaste. Lamarr up the floor quickly. He must cut down on Irish claim five freshmen and four sopho­ Justice, a lightening quick point guard, turnovers (91 last season) ifhe is going to be mores on scholarship, as well as walk-ons should also see time early. He will be senlin extremely successful at the point, but Matt Adamson and Brendon Tully. Jon Ross as a defensive stopper, hounding MacLeod sees him moving in the right direc- is the most experienced of the sophomores. playmakers with his quick hands. Billy Tay­ tion. He will be a key player off the bench in the lor, Malik Russell and Jason Williams round the schedule is "He's shown a lot of leadership so far," eventoffoul trouble, gi~ing Ellis and Tower out the"freshmen. daunting. Does the rookie coach said MacLeod of his senior floor general. needed rest in the new up-tempo style of This is the team that will take the floor for see a tough year ahead? "He's the type of point guard that will dis­ play. His twin brother, 6' 10" Joe Ross, has Notre Dime. They have a tough road ahead. "It will be just like playing in the NBA," tribute the ball, run the plays, and with his been hitting the weights and should see time Older players must move into MacLeod's said MacLeod. Under new coach John MacLeod, the Irish look offensive ability. I also want him to score." at center. system. - and newer players have to be to put their struggles o/the past two years Maybe not that tough, but Notre Dame Daimon Sweet is the leading scorer from must be ready. The Irish have, in essence, last season's team. With a 16.3 ppgscoring behind them four returning starters. That is a definite average, Sweet is a weapon. He has a effort­ plus. Seniors Keith Tower, Elmer Bennett less jumper and amazing ability to get free and Daimon Sweet are all returning with the . By J. Bradley Keck near the basket. The senior from Beaumont, now-academically healthy LaPhonso Ellis. Tex., will probably be spending most of the Over the last twenty years basketball at this basketball squad needs at the helm. He Bennett, who averaged 14.4ppglast year, year at the three-guard position, but he has Notre Dame has been synonymous brings a philosophy and experience needed will beat the point guard position to start the the ability to play almost anywhere. Look with coach Digger Phelps. Those days are to coach the Irish Senior power forWard laPhonso Ellis hopes to put his for Sweet to be a big P<\Tt of the offense. But gone. Next week the Irish will take the floor through their tough- academic difficulties behind him. for the Irish to win s0m.~ of the big games he under a new coach and with a new approach est schedule ever. PaulWe'OO will have to be just as effective on the other to the game for the first time in two decades. The Irish play ten of end of the court . The John MacLeod era has come to Notre their first 12 games The center of the MacLeod attack will be Dame. on the road. They 6' 11" Keith Tower. Tower had a good year MacLeod is bringing a lot of good things play 16 teams that in 1990-91 while filling in forthe ineligible to the Irish program. He is bringing experi­ had post-season Ellis, averaging seven rebounds and eight ence: MacLeod coached six seasons at the tournament appear­ points per game. His size and strength are a . University of Oklahoma in the late 60' sand ances last year, in­ big plus for Notre Dame, drawing attention early 70's. There, he led the Sooners to an cluding NCAA away from the other, players on the floor, impressive 90-69 record and two trips to the champs Duke, an­ especially Ellis, and opening up the floor on National Invitational Tournament which nual Final Four con­ the offensive side of the ball. On defense, used to be as important, if not more impor­ tender North Caro­ this Swampscott,Mass., native's presence tant, than the NCAA Tournament. He then lina, NIT champ will clog the lane and give the Irish a strong moved on to the National Basketball Asso­ Stanford, Indiana, one, two punch under the boards. ciation. Over eighteen years, fourteen with Syracuse and St. Ellis is the right hand in that one-two :"l[1i~ the Phoenix Suns, MacLeod became the John's. combination. Ellis has struggled to stay on eighth winningest coach in NBA history The rest of the Macleod instructs two of his players at a pre-season practice. 1 the floor because of academics over the last .1 : with 707 victories. In that time MacLeod games are all tough two seasons, but when he is playing, Ellis is Brooks Boyer and Carl Cozen are compet­ mentally prepared to step up into major had five seasons of 50 or more victories and as well. Notre Dame among the best rebounding forwards in the ing time at the shooting guard position. Both roles. Everyone must get in shape in order to led his teams into post season play 11 times. plays all eight teams nation. So good, in fact, that he almost opted are pUre shooters with skill behind the three­ stand up to the rigors of the man-to-man II~ MacLeod also brings a great Indiana bas­ in the improving to enter the NBA draft earlier this yeru-. point line. Cozen is slated to start the first defense and the fast break that are now step ketball tradition back to Notre Dame. He Midwestern Colle­ MacLeod convinced him otherwise. game of the year. Whichever player is at the' one and two of the Irish playbook. Added to was born and raised in New Albany, Indiana. giate Conference. I" "I said (to Ellis) 'Your best bet right now two position has an important role, they must this is a bear of a schedule and faltcripg fan :"""1,,,,1 i Here he learned the game of basketball - Xavier, Dayton and would be to stay in schpol, have a bIg year be ready to help;Sennettmove the ball up the support. the man-to-man defense that he is bringing Evansville have all Ii against the schedule we have and emerge as court and snoot the rock at ~y time.' " This year will be a big challenge to Irish I back to Notre Dame, the drive to win no had impressive one of the top players. If you do that, which" In the freshmen class there are many prom­ baSketball. They have a plan to meet this matter the schedule or the tournament. As a teams the "last few you're capable of doing, then when the draft ising players. Just like the' sophomores, they challenge that doesn't include fluorescent high school player, MacLeod was on hand at years - Xavier has comes in '92," you "will be set,'" said need" to develop and mature as basketball jerseys or green socks. With anew up"tempo the Butler Fieldhouse when Milan High not misse,d the MacLeod. players. style in place and the players hungry to School, the tiny school which was the inspi­ NCAA tourney in Thisis great news for Notre Dam~ basket- "Collectively, I like what they (the fresh- preform, Coach MacLeod may tum some ration for the movie "Hoosiers," beat all the the last six years. ball. In the past Ellis has averaged 16.4 ppg. men)" have done·from an effort standpoint," heads and change the boos of the Joyce Indiana powerhouses for the 1954' state Add to this lIst tough and 10.1 rebounds per game. The pairing of said MacLeod. "But to make to make Center into the roar of the Thunderdome.O championship. teams like Louisville this pro prospect and an ex-pro coach will progress in practice and to compete against MacLeod seems to be just the coach that and Kentucky and only make this season better for both Ellis some of the top ballclubs in pressure situa- 10 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 11 CI Thu Fri November 14 November 15 November 16 ~ ti Film: "Madonna: Truth or Pick of tr n Lecture: Doug Br~dley, Football: At Penn State. exhibition curator for Dare," 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Film: "Madonna: Truth or Dare," "White Swan," 4:15, Snite, $2. the Week: ,- 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, S2 B--.'" 1 1 d y c a' I e n d a r Snite. Movie: "Silence of the Movie: "Silence of the Lambs," Take Back the Night: Lambs," 8:00 & 10:30 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing, $2. Theatre, theatre, 7 :00 p.m., LfMans p.m., Cushing, $2. Concert: ND Chorale, 8:00 p.m.,. Sacred Heart. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," Make sure your event gets listed -- send information (including date, Courtyard. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," 11:00 theatre! Movie: "SeJenth Sign," 8:00 p.m., Q'Laughlin. a.m. & 2:30 p.m., O'Laughlin. '< time, and cost) to: Coming Distractions, Sch.olastic Magazine, 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Performance: "The Performance: '''The Miracle Be it a play or a film, Miracle Worker," 8:10 Worker," 8:10 p.m., Washington 303 LaFortune, orcall Kim Cenedellaat239-7569. The next Coming Cushing, $2. Hall. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," p.m., Washington Hall. .t\.U:SlIallill1l there's plenty of great Distractions calendar will appear in the November 21 'issue. Basketball: Women vs . 8:00 p.m., O'Laughlin. Hockey: vs. Kent State, Olympic Team, JACC Performance: 'The 7:30 p.m., lACC drama to see on Miracle Worker," 8:10 MOD p.m., WashingtonHall. campus this week. November 17 November 18' November 19 November 20 November 21 November 22 November 23 Check out "Hansel & Film: "Hamlet," 7:00 & Opening and Recep­ Film: "Paisan," 7 :00 p.m., FUm: "C.omic Book Fair: Sponsored by Panel Discussion: "Art, Film: "Hamlet," 7:00 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. tion:John Sherman: Snite, $2. Confipential," 7:00 ~ the Ladies ofND & SMC, Morality, and Journalism: 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. Gretel" at Saint Mary's, . . . . Movie: "Robin Hood," Words are Worth a ,Film: "R~homoni' 9: 15 9:00 p.m.,Sni~e, $2. Little Professor Book Do They Mix?" 4: 15 p.rn Movie: "Robin Hood," , 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Thousand Pictures, 2:00 p.m., Snite, $2. Performance: Center, Ironwood Plaza O'Shag. Galleries. 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., or try "The Miracle' Cushing, $2. p.m., Snite. Performance: "MacBeth"" ~:10 p.m., North,· State Rd. 23 & Movie: "Strange Brew," Cushing, $2. Performance: "The ~/MacBeth" Play: "Han,Sel & Gretel," "MIiCBeth," 8:10 p.m., WaShington Hall. Ironwood, 15% ,of ...... 8:00 and 10:30 p.m., Hockey: vs. Lake Forest. Worker" .or Buddy Holly Story," 2:30 p.m., o 'Laughlin. Washington Hall. Concert; ~oDeans, 8iOO . purchase goes to scholar­ Cushing, $2. Performance: "The ". Morris Civic Auditodum, Performance: 'The p.m., Stepan. ship, through Sunday, Nov. Buddy Holly Story," at Washington Hall. If Miracle Worker," 3:10 24. Morris Civic Auditorium, 2:00 & 8:00 p.m. p.m., Washington Hall. 8:~Op.in. film's your thing, check Concert: ND Brass Ensemble, 8:00 p.m., out the Snite or SUB's . . . .. Sacred Heart. Cushing movies.

November 24 Concert: ND. University Orchestra, 8:00 p.m., , Sacred Heart. Concert: Voices of Faith Gospel Choir, 7:15 p.m~, r Washington Hall. Pull out Basketball: Women vs. Stanford, JACC. and save Performance: "The Buddy Holly Story;" this pagel Morris Civic Audito­ " ' --4 rium, 8:00 p.m. CI Thu Fri November 14 November 15 November 16 ~ ti Film: "Madonna: Truth or Pick of tr n Lecture: Doug Br~dley, Football: At Penn State. exhibition curator for Dare," 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Film: "Madonna: Truth or Dare," "White Swan," 4:15, Snite, $2. the Week: ,- 7:15 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, S2 B--.'" 1 1 d y c a' I e n d a r Snite. Movie: "Silence of the Movie: "Silence of the Lambs," Take Back the Night: Lambs," 8:00 & 10:30 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Cushing, $2. Theatre, theatre, 7 :00 p.m., LfMans p.m., Cushing, $2. Concert: ND Chorale, 8:00 p.m.,. Sacred Heart. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," Make sure your event gets listed -- send information (including date, Courtyard. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," 11:00 theatre! Movie: "SeJenth Sign," 8:00 p.m., Q'Laughlin. a.m. & 2:30 p.m., O'Laughlin. '< time, and cost) to: Coming Distractions, Sch.olastic Magazine, 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Performance: "The Performance: '''The Miracle Be it a play or a film, Miracle Worker," 8:10 Worker," 8:10 p.m., Washington 303 LaFortune, orcall Kim Cenedellaat239-7569. The next Coming Cushing, $2. Hall. Play: "Hansel & Gretel," p.m., Washington Hall. .t\.U:SlIallill1l there's plenty of great Distractions calendar will appear in the November 21 'issue. Basketball: Women vs . 8:00 p.m., O'Laughlin. Hockey: vs. Kent State, Olympic Team, JACC Performance: 'The 7:30 p.m., lACC drama to see on Miracle Worker," 8:10 MOD p.m., WashingtonHall. campus this week. November 17 November 18' November 19 November 20 November 21 November 22 November 23 Check out "Hansel & Film: "Hamlet," 7:00 & Opening and Recep­ Film: "Paisan," 7 :00 p.m., FUm: "C.omic Book Fair: Sponsored by Panel Discussion: "Art, Film: "Hamlet," 7:00 & 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. tion:John Sherman: Snite, $2. Confipential," 7:00 ~ the Ladies ofND & SMC, Morality, and Journalism: 9:45 p.m., Snite, $2. Gretel" at Saint Mary's, . . . . Movie: "Robin Hood," Words are Worth a ,Film: "R~homoni' 9: 15 9:00 p.m.,Sni~e, $2. Little Professor Book Do They Mix?" 4: 15 p.rn Movie: "Robin Hood," , 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., Thousand Pictures, 2:00 p.m., Snite, $2. Performance: Center, Ironwood Plaza O'Shag. Galleries. 8:00 & 10:30 p.m., or try "The Miracle' Cushing, $2. p.m., Snite. Performance: "MacBeth"" ~:10 p.m., North,· State Rd. 23 & Movie: "Strange Brew," Cushing, $2. Performance: "The ~/MacBeth" Play: "Han,Sel & Gretel," "MIiCBeth," 8:10 p.m., WaShington Hall. Ironwood, 15% ,of ...... 8:00 and 10:30 p.m., Hockey: vs. Lake Forest. Worker" .or Buddy Holly Story," 2:30 p.m., o 'Laughlin. Washington Hall. Concert; ~oDeans, 8iOO . purchase goes to scholar­ Cushing, $2. Performance: "The ". Morris Civic Auditodum, Performance: 'The p.m., Stepan. ship, through Sunday, Nov. Buddy Holly Story," at Washington Hall. If Miracle Worker," 3:10 24. Morris Civic Auditorium, 2:00 & 8:00 p.m. p.m., Washington Hall. 8:~Op.in. film's your thing, check Concert: ND Brass Ensemble, 8:00 p.m., out the Snite or SUB's . . . .. Sacred Heart. Cushing movies.

November 24 Concert: ND. University Orchestra, 8:00 p.m., , Sacred Heart. Concert: Voices of Faith Gospel Choir, 7:15 p.m~, r Washington Hall. Pull out Basketball: Women vs. Stanford, JACC. and save Performance: "The Buddy Holly Story;" this pagel Morris Civic Audito­ " ' --4 rium, 8:00 p.m. "SINCE 1981" SPORTS Coach Muffet McGraw and her top So just how did Notre Dame come away ball players have to take a serious look at . recruit Michelle Marciniak. with the most sought-after prospect in the their future after college career is over. Thus, "The Italian RistoranteK MaUCashora nation? the academic reputation of a school is very There were many factors contributing to important to. top recruits, and Notre Dame the Irish winning over Marciniak, the first of also topped Marciniak's list in that category. which was the recruiting team's persever- "She's very talented academically as well ance. as in basketball and was interested in going Seafood Entrees "Notre Dame contacted me in the summer to school that was going to help her after she of my eighth grade, and ~ey were one of the graduated," said McGraw. "There's always Veal Chicken Scampi first schools that 1 heard from," said the the question of playing time, and that did Macungie, Penn., native. "They definitely weigh heavily in Marciniak's decision." Ii Carbonara Eggplant, I wrote me the most and corresponded with Marciniak will certainly get a lot of play­ Parmigiana me the most. 1 think that had an impact in my ing time at Notre Dame this year, as she has Italy's Favorite Pasta's decision because they stuck with it for four been tabbed to be one of the Irish's two I years and never gave up, so I knew they were starting guards. While she may have been I Pizza & Carry Out really interested." expected to start, some highly-touted high Cocktails - Beer Wine Marciniak spumed offers from traditional school players tend to disappoint when I women's basketball powers like Stanford thrust into college athletics. This has not and defending national champion Tennes­ been the case with Marciniak. see in her decision to attend Notre Dame. "She's been everything we've expected I BANQUET ROOM "For her to go to a place like Tennessee or and probably a little more," said McGraw. i Stanford that has already won a national "A lot of people were thinking that she was 1412 South BeneS Ave., South Bend, :tn championship ... it's not as appealing to her coming in as a scorer, but she really has (219) 232-4244 Re9Ul.ar Sou:.: 'fu.. - Sat 4-11 Sundays 4 - 9 . Cl.os.d Monday. as being able to come to Notre Dame and turned out to be an excellent passer. She's . . he emerging women's basketball pro- possibly build a program that was going to made the adjustment from high school to T gram at Notre Dame has received a be a national champion for the first time," college very well." "I'vejust been trying to work hard andjust real shot in the arm. Her name is Michelle ·GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS play like I know Marciniak, and she could be the, how to play," best women's said Marciniak. basketball re­ "Usually when I cruit to ever do that good come to Notre things happen, Dame. and they have so Marciniak far." was the high­ Gaining a top est-rated prep recruit like player in the Marciniak will country last, lend a lot of cred­ year. She was a first-team USA ibility to the Irish Today AlI-American and the Naismith, program, a fact that might help the Street and Smith's, and Gatorade Player of squad get into the toummnent this year. Now the Year. She averaged 23 points a game her that Notre Dame and Marciniak have arrived Your Blue & Gold card is good senior year with every defense geared to stop on the college basketball scene, they arc For the next football game or her, and she ended up scoring an astounding said McGraw. looking ahead to their next goal: A trip to the for a $1.00 discount off any your next party, call Subway 3,000 points in her high school career. Another plus for Notre Dame was the Final Four. footlong Subway sandwich. The 5 '9" guard has the quickness to lead challenge to redefme the its image by bring­ "The number one priority is to win a for a delicious Party Sub or a fast break but she also possesses the physi- ing publicity to the women's basketball national championship," says Marciniak. Party Platterl cal strength to be a rebounding threat. Ac- program, a challenge Marciniak accepts. "And we have 12, 13,14 players who have Subway opens at 8 :00 a. m. on cording to Notre Dame head coach Muffet "I came here over Tennessee mainly be­ all have their heads in the same goal. Notre CALL 277-7744 McGraw, in addition to her scoring ability, cause the whole image of both schools is Dame really hasn't been in the Top 20 orTop days of home football games. Marciniak is also a, ..... very unselfish, different," explained Marciniak. "Tennes­ Ten, and I think as soon as we start doing player, she sees the floor really well, and , see is called a basketball school and Notre that, it will be a fIrst for everything else." t!:iiJ :rr;t-tt. handles the ball well." Dame is known for its sports, but not for its If Michelle Marciniak has anything to say "Michelle's an impact player," added women's basketball." about it, Notre Dame will soon acheive an­ State Road 23 and Ironwood McGraw, "She's really a marquee-type Since there is no professional basketball other first: A national championship in player." league for women, top high school basket- women's basketball. 0 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 15 "SINCE 1981" SPORTS Coach Muffet McGraw and her top So just how did Notre Dame come away ball players have to take a serious look at . recruit Michelle Marciniak. with the most sought-after prospect in the their future after college career is over. Thus, "The Italian RistoranteK MaUCashora nation? the academic reputation of a school is very There were many factors contributing to important to. top recruits, and Notre Dame the Irish winning over Marciniak, the first of also topped Marciniak's list in that category. which was the recruiting team's persever- "She's very talented academically as well ance. as in basketball and was interested in going Seafood Entrees "Notre Dame contacted me in the summer to school that was going to help her after she of my eighth grade, and ~ey were one of the graduated," said McGraw. "There's always Veal Chicken Scampi first schools that 1 heard from," said the the question of playing time, and that did Macungie, Penn., native. "They definitely weigh heavily in Marciniak's decision." Ii Carbonara Eggplant, I wrote me the most and corresponded with Marciniak will certainly get a lot of play­ Parmigiana me the most. 1 think that had an impact in my ing time at Notre Dame this year, as she has Italy's Favorite Pasta's decision because they stuck with it for four been tabbed to be one of the Irish's two I years and never gave up, so I knew they were starting guards. While she may have been I Pizza & Carry Out really interested." expected to start, some highly-touted high Cocktails - Beer Wine Marciniak spumed offers from traditional school players tend to disappoint when I women's basketball powers like Stanford thrust into college athletics. This has not and defending national champion Tennes­ been the case with Marciniak. see in her decision to attend Notre Dame. "She's been everything we've expected I BANQUET ROOM "For her to go to a place like Tennessee or and probably a little more," said McGraw. i Stanford that has already won a national "A lot of people were thinking that she was 1412 South BeneS Ave., South Bend, :tn championship ... it's not as appealing to her coming in as a scorer, but she really has (219) 232-4244 Re9Ul.ar Sou:.: 'fu.. - Sat 4-11 Sundays 4 - 9 . Cl.os.d Monday. as being able to come to Notre Dame and turned out to be an excellent passer. She's . . he emerging women's basketball pro- possibly build a program that was going to made the adjustment from high school to T gram at Notre Dame has received a be a national champion for the first time," college very well." "I'vejust been trying to work hard andjust real shot in the arm. Her name is Michelle ·GREAT SUBS FOR GREAT STUDENTS play like I know Marciniak, and she could be the, how to play," best women's said Marciniak. basketball re­ "Usually when I cruit to ever do that good come to Notre things happen, Dame. and they have so Marciniak far." was the high­ Gaining a top est-rated prep recruit like player in the Marciniak will country last, lend a lot of cred­ year. She was a first-team USA ibility to the Irish Today AlI-American and the Naismith, program, a fact that might help the Street and Smith's, and Gatorade Player of squad get into the toummnent this year. Now the Year. She averaged 23 points a game her that Notre Dame and Marciniak have arrived Your Blue & Gold card is good senior year with every defense geared to stop on the college basketball scene, they arc For the next football game or her, and she ended up scoring an astounding said McGraw. looking ahead to their next goal: A trip to the for a $1.00 discount off any your next party, call Subway 3,000 points in her high school career. Another plus for Notre Dame was the Final Four. footlong Subway sandwich. The 5 '9" guard has the quickness to lead challenge to redefme the its image by bring­ "The number one priority is to win a for a delicious Party Sub or a fast break but she also possesses the physi- ing publicity to the women's basketball national championship," says Marciniak. Party Platterl cal strength to be a rebounding threat. Ac- program, a challenge Marciniak accepts. "And we have 12, 13,14 players who have Subway opens at 8 :00 a. m. on cording to Notre Dame head coach Muffet "I came here over Tennessee mainly be­ all have their heads in the same goal. Notre CALL 277-7744 McGraw, in addition to her scoring ability, cause the whole image of both schools is Dame really hasn't been in the Top 20 orTop days of home football games. Marciniak is also a, ..... very unselfish, different," explained Marciniak. "Tennes­ Ten, and I think as soon as we start doing player, she sees the floor really well, and , see is called a basketball school and Notre that, it will be a fIrst for everything else." t!:iiJ :rr;t-tt. handles the ball well." Dame is known for its sports, but not for its If Michelle Marciniak has anything to say "Michelle's an impact player," added women's basketball." about it, Notre Dame will soon acheive an­ State Road 23 and Ironwood McGraw, "She's really a marquee-type Since there is no professional basketball other first: A national championship in player." league for women, top high school basket- women's basketball. 0 14 SCHOLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 15 Ii II SPORTS 11 possesses qualities similar to Karen. '! Joining Washington and Nowlin are up­ pre-season No. 1 Tennessee before taking Dame 4-3 in the votes cast for first place. "For a freshman, she is very advanced in perclassmen Andrea Alexander, a sopho­ on No. 13 Louisiana State. Nonetheless, Notre Dame has plenty of i terms of her abilities to see the floor, to make more forward out of Niles, Mich.; Deb "Our non-conference games are really time to prepare for these two important i the cuts, and to find the holes," continued Fi tzgerald, a senior guard out of Watertown, tough," said Washington. "But if we work games. Barring no unanticipated upsets by McGraw. "I am ,excited to have her among Wis.; Comalita Haysbert, a senior forward hard in practice and take each and every MCC opponents, Notre Dame will win the II our freshmen. She will be in the starting out of Baltimore, Md.; Katura Jones, a game for what it is worth without looking conference and get an automatic bid to the lineup." sophomore forward out of Moore, Okla.; too far into the future, we will do well. We NCAA tournament for the first time in the But Marciniak is by no means the only . Kristin Knapp, a sophomore forward out of have the potential to upset some people, but program's history .. Itis a tribute to McGraw II freshman counted upon to make a contri­ Santa Barbara, Calif.; Kara Leary, a sopho­ we have to play within .ourselves and not and her program that in only three years of Ii bution this season. Her two classmates have more guard out of Nashua, N.H.; Sherri allow the pressure to take control of the belonging to the MCC, the pretige and I: received as much praise as she. Because they Orlosky, a sophomore guard out of Colum­ game." power of the Notre Dame women's basket­ have not had the limelight thrust upon them, bia, Md.; MajenicaRupe, ajunior center out The conference schedule will be no walk ball team has garnered the MCC an auto­ Ii these two players could steal the show - of Big Rapids, Mich.; and Dionne Smith, a in the park either because Notre Dame must matic NCAA tournament bid. secret weapons opponents will be sorry they ~. junior center out of Indianapolis. playa vastly improved Butler team twice. "We are really excited about that," said overlooked. "Whether or not they are on the floor, the Although it was expected that Notre Dame Washington. "It gives us the/~ecurity of II Who are these secret weapons? They are upperclassmen know that we expect them to would be a runaway first place vote-getter in knowing that we can beat all of our MCC l! Letitia Bowen (a forward out of Buchanan, be leaders - to lead by example for the the MCC pre-season poll, Butler surprised opponents and make the NCAA tournament 11 Mich.,) and Audrey Gomez (a guard out of freshmen and for each other," said McGraw. everyone, barely being edged by Notre whether or not things work out for us against II Keyport, N.J.). Gomez is expected to be in The~ 1991-92 Notre Dame teams not in the MCC." !/ the starting lineup at first dueto an injury to women's basketball team The Irish women's basketball team will be seekIng the Midwest And so itis. Although the Coquese Washington. Given that Marciniak will balance its attack. "We CO"lIegiate Conference's first ever automatic bid to the NCAA team faces many tough 9P~ is also in the starting lineup, Notre Dame tournament. ponents, it will be ready for II have all the ingredients for MattCashola will begin the year with a dynamic freshmen our style of play - the run and them. McGraw is slowly duo in the backcourt. press - and we have options and quietly building a a bas­ II "Our other freshmen have been the source on offense with good perim­ ketball force here at Notre of great optimism, both for this year and for IIil eter shooting," said Dame. Never before has I; the future, because they are all very mature McGraw. Notre Dame been invited to Ii and wise players" said McGraw. "AI though After breezing through the the NCAA tournament, but they do not have game experience, they are Midwest Collegiate Confer­ this looks to be the year for coming along at a steady pace. Their work it. II encecompetetion witha49-3 ethic is excellent, and that will show this record in its first three years McGraw, always modest MattCashola season." in the conference, this year in describing her team, con­ With an outstanding freshmen class and some Taken together, the three freshmen for the raises some potential prob­ ceded a few fears about this Fighting Irish are seen as the best that lems for Notre Dame. season, "When we first savvy veteran players, Notre Dame women's McGraw has ever recruited, and college The Fighting Irish were earned a national ranking, hoops are poised basketball analyst Dick Vitale rates them maligned for playing a soft we got instant attention," among his top ten recruiting classes in the schedule last year, and this said McGraw. "National to crash the post-season party world of women's collegiate basketball. came into play when they rankings magnify your pro­ I To balance the three freshmen are the II were denied an invitiation to gram and your game-to­ II dedicated upperclassmen. Leading the pack the NCAA tournament de­ game performance, but are co-captains Coquese Washington (a rankings are not everything. By Jim Kuser spite being a Top' Twenty junior guard out of Flint, Mich.,) and Mar­ team. But since last season, We might be ranked in the garetNowlin (a senior center out ofSt. Paul, athletic director Dick Top 25, but we have to play UWe are going to be a tough team to beat three freshmen. Gone to graduation is all­ Minn.). Rosenthal has made amends like we are the top team in We are confideni that we will make the everything Karen Robinson, last year's team "I cannot emphasize enough the impor­ by compiling a brutal non~ the nation. When you ate NCAA Tournament, and we hope that we captain who led Notre Dame in assists, will reach the Final Four." tance of Coquese and Margaret to the ~;uc­ .conference schedule for the ranked, other teams will rise points and steals. However, new to town is cess of this team," said McGraw. "They pick Fighting Irish this year that to the occasion." - Irish women' s co~captain Michelle Mafciniak, a do-everything guard . Coquese Washington up where Karen left off in terms of leader­ . puts them up against 'four In the back of her mind, out of Macungie, Penn., who was the 1990- ship. We need them to do the job for us at Top Ten teams in their first McGraw must be thinking 91 national high school Player of the Year. both ends of the floor all season long. that this is especially true alance" is a big word for the Notre five games. ,'B "We will miss Karen dearly," said "Coquesewill be paired with Michelle in when you are at NOLre Dame women's basketball team These games are match­ McGraw. "She was a unique player who the backcourt when she returns from her ups witli No. 3 Penn State, . Dame. Also in the back of this year. . possessed not only the abilities to play the injury, and she will have ,to teach Michelle No.7 Stanford, No.4 Geor­ her mind, McGraw must be Under the tuteledge ofhead coach.Muffet game of basketball, but also the abilities to how to handle some of. the pressure that a giaandNo.10Purdue. Later wondering, "Can this team McGraw,. the 1991-92 version of Irish direct a team forcefully. You can teach a ball-handler faces," continued McGraw. in the season, Notre Dame play like it is the best in the. women's hoops will blend the experience of player how to play, but you cannot teach a "Margaret will be a pivotal player becauscof will take on reigning national nation?" 11 upperclassmen with the enthusiasm of player how to direct. I think that Michelle her outstanding rebounding skills." champions and' 'unanimous Time will tell. o 16 . SCHOLASTIC . NOVEMBER 14,1991 17 Ii II SPORTS 11 possesses qualities similar to Karen. '! Joining Washington and Nowlin are up­ pre-season No. 1 Tennessee before taking Dame 4-3 in the votes cast for first place. "For a freshman, she is very advanced in perclassmen Andrea Alexander, a sopho­ on No. 13 Louisiana State. Nonetheless, Notre Dame has plenty of i terms of her abilities to see the floor, to make more forward out of Niles, Mich.; Deb "Our non-conference games are really time to prepare for these two important i the cuts, and to find the holes," continued Fi tzgerald, a senior guard out of Watertown, tough," said Washington. "But if we work games. Barring no unanticipated upsets by McGraw. "I am ,excited to have her among Wis.; Comalita Haysbert, a senior forward hard in practice and take each and every MCC opponents, Notre Dame will win the II our freshmen. She will be in the starting out of Baltimore, Md.; Katura Jones, a game for what it is worth without looking conference and get an automatic bid to the lineup." sophomore forward out of Moore, Okla.; too far into the future, we will do well. We NCAA tournament for the first time in the But Marciniak is by no means the only . Kristin Knapp, a sophomore forward out of have the potential to upset some people, but program's history .. Itis a tribute to McGraw II freshman counted upon to make a contri­ Santa Barbara, Calif.; Kara Leary, a sopho­ we have to play within .ourselves and not and her program that in only three years of Ii bution this season. Her two classmates have more guard out of Nashua, N.H.; Sherri allow the pressure to take control of the belonging to the MCC, the pretige and I: received as much praise as she. Because they Orlosky, a sophomore guard out of Colum­ game." power of the Notre Dame women's basket­ have not had the limelight thrust upon them, bia, Md.; MajenicaRupe, ajunior center out The conference schedule will be no walk ball team has garnered the MCC an auto­ Ii these two players could steal the show - of Big Rapids, Mich.; and Dionne Smith, a in the park either because Notre Dame must matic NCAA tournament bid. secret weapons opponents will be sorry they ~. junior center out of Indianapolis. playa vastly improved Butler team twice. "We are really excited about that," said overlooked. "Whether or not they are on the floor, the Although it was expected that Notre Dame Washington. "It gives us the/~ecurity of II Who are these secret weapons? They are upperclassmen know that we expect them to would be a runaway first place vote-getter in knowing that we can beat all of our MCC l! Letitia Bowen (a forward out of Buchanan, be leaders - to lead by example for the the MCC pre-season poll, Butler surprised opponents and make the NCAA tournament 11 Mich.,) and Audrey Gomez (a guard out of freshmen and for each other," said McGraw. everyone, barely being edged by Notre whether or not things work out for us against II Keyport, N.J.). Gomez is expected to be in The~ 1991-92 Notre Dame teams not in the MCC." !/ the starting lineup at first dueto an injury to women's basketball team The Irish women's basketball team will be seekIng the Midwest And so itis. Although the Coquese Washington. Given that Marciniak will balance its attack. "We CO"lIegiate Conference's first ever automatic bid to the NCAA team faces many tough 9P~ is also in the starting lineup, Notre Dame tournament. ponents, it will be ready for II have all the ingredients for MattCashola will begin the year with a dynamic freshmen our style of play - the run and them. McGraw is slowly duo in the backcourt. press - and we have options and quietly building a a bas­ II "Our other freshmen have been the source on offense with good perim­ ketball force here at Notre of great optimism, both for this year and for IIil eter shooting," said Dame. Never before has I; the future, because they are all very mature McGraw. Notre Dame been invited to Ii and wise players" said McGraw. "AI though After breezing through the the NCAA tournament, but they do not have game experience, they are Midwest Collegiate Confer­ this looks to be the year for coming along at a steady pace. Their work it. II encecompetetion witha49-3 ethic is excellent, and that will show this record in its first three years McGraw, always modest MattCashola season." in the conference, this year in describing her team, con­ With an outstanding freshmen class and some Taken together, the three freshmen for the raises some potential prob­ ceded a few fears about this Fighting Irish are seen as the best that lems for Notre Dame. season, "When we first savvy veteran players, Notre Dame women's McGraw has ever recruited, and college The Fighting Irish were earned a national ranking, hoops are poised basketball analyst Dick Vitale rates them maligned for playing a soft we got instant attention," among his top ten recruiting classes in the schedule last year, and this said McGraw. "National to crash the post-season party world of women's collegiate basketball. came into play when they rankings magnify your pro­ I To balance the three freshmen are the II were denied an invitiation to gram and your game-to­ II dedicated upperclassmen. Leading the pack the NCAA tournament de­ game performance, but are co-captains Coquese Washington (a rankings are not everything. By Jim Kuser spite being a Top' Twenty junior guard out of Flint, Mich.,) and Mar­ team. But since last season, We might be ranked in the garetNowlin (a senior center out ofSt. Paul, athletic director Dick Top 25, but we have to play UWe are going to be a tough team to beat three freshmen. Gone to graduation is all­ Minn.). Rosenthal has made amends like we are the top team in We are confideni that we will make the everything Karen Robinson, last year's team "I cannot emphasize enough the impor­ by compiling a brutal non~ the nation. When you ate NCAA Tournament, and we hope that we captain who led Notre Dame in assists, will reach the Final Four." tance of Coquese and Margaret to the ~;uc­ .conference schedule for the ranked, other teams will rise points and steals. However, new to town is cess of this team," said McGraw. "They pick Fighting Irish this year that to the occasion." - Irish women' s co~captain Michelle Mafciniak, a do-everything guard . Coquese Washington up where Karen left off in terms of leader­ . puts them up against 'four In the back of her mind, out of Macungie, Penn., who was the 1990- ship. We need them to do the job for us at Top Ten teams in their first McGraw must be thinking 91 national high school Player of the Year. both ends of the floor all season long. that this is especially true alance" is a big word for the Notre five games. ,'B "We will miss Karen dearly," said "Coquesewill be paired with Michelle in when you are at NOLre Dame women's basketball team These games are match­ McGraw. "She was a unique player who the backcourt when she returns from her ups witli No. 3 Penn State, . Dame. Also in the back of this year. . possessed not only the abilities to play the injury, and she will have ,to teach Michelle No.7 Stanford, No.4 Geor­ her mind, McGraw must be Under the tuteledge ofhead coach.Muffet game of basketball, but also the abilities to how to handle some of. the pressure that a giaandNo.10Purdue. Later wondering, "Can this team McGraw,. the 1991-92 version of Irish direct a team forcefully. You can teach a ball-handler faces," continued McGraw. in the season, Notre Dame play like it is the best in the. women's hoops will blend the experience of player how to play, but you cannot teach a "Margaret will be a pivotal player becauscof will take on reigning national nation?" 11 upperclassmen with the enthusiasm of player how to direct. I think that Michelle her outstanding rebounding skills." champions and' 'unanimous Time will tell. o 16 . SCHOLASTIC . NOVEMBER 14,1991 17 SPORTS ON OTHER CAMPUSES A Tradition of Excellence: The Perfect Resume Expert: 1949 National Sylvester Stallone Champions

Skull and Bones Admits Women Coach: . September 24 She's Trippin' W Indiana 49-6 H 53,844 The prestigious Yale University secret society Skull and Bones Captains: Leon Hart and Jim Martin. October 1 One Bowling Green State University student celebrates good W Washington 27-7 A 41,500 has decided to admit women for the frrst time in its history, Notes: With a record of 10-0-0, the 1949 Notre Dame Fighting Irish October 8 W Purdue grades by flipping out-literally - reports U, The National College 35-12 A 52,000 according to the Chronicle ofHigher.Education. Six women were football team was the third of coach Frank Leahy's four unanimous October 15 Newspaper. VanessaHubert bet her friends two years ago thatif she W Tulane 46-7 H 58,196 initiated in the club last week whose alumni members include none national championship squads ... Led by All-American end and October 29 ever received a 3.0 semester average, she would do cartwheels from W· Navy 40-0 N 62,000 other than EI Presidente George Bush. The controversy concerning 1949·Heisman Trophy winner Leon Hart, FB Emil Sitko, QB Bob November 5 one end of the campus to the other. Hubert never knew how to W Michigan State 34-21 A 51,277 admitting women began in April when the Class of 1991 voted in Williams, and T Jim Martin, this team's offense exploded for 360 November 12 perform a cartwheel, so she trained with her brothers for several W North Carolina 42-6 A 67,000 favor of the proposal, while its board of directors disagreed. The points while limiting its opponents to a mere 86 points .... The November 19 months in anticipation ofa 3.0 average. When the time came, she W Iowa 28~7 H 56,790 club will reportedly change its name ffom the masculine Skull and highlights of the season were shutouts of 40-0 against Navy and 32- November 26 W.USC 32-0 H 57,214 performed 78 cartwheels in 15 minutes. After it was all over, Vanessa stated, "I feel very tired and I'm glad it's over." Ms. Hubert Bones to the more gender-neutral Suits and Skirts. oagainst USC ... So popular was this squad, that it drew a season December 3 W SMU .27-20 A. 75,457 attendance total of 575,278 ... Also in 1949 .. actress Irene Dunne is reportedly back on her prescription~ and feeling much better. was awarded the by the University; N - at Memorial Stadium, Baltimore lessons From the Almost Literate' MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE.ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Movie star Sylvester Stallone gave some sound advice to students at the University of Virginia, according to tl1cNational On-Campus Report. When it's time to get a job, Sly suggests, tell lies on your resume. "That's very important, you must lie," he said. One professor quickly countered Rambo's claim stating, ''That's not what we teach them there." One must wonder what kind of a school would invite Sly Stallone to speak on any intellectual topic, no less on a job search. More unbelieveable than Stallone's deplorable Chronicle of Higher Education advice is the fact that he included the tri-syllabic and complex word'important'"in a sort-ofproperlyconsturcted sentence.

Money For Nothing Soaring collcge costs have created a variety of bizarre scholar­ ships for the desparate student, reports the ColiegePress Service. A Water Disappears, Odor Exudes new book entitled "Finding Money for College" by John Bear Penn State University· is having trouble keeping its water reserves reports that more than $6.5 billion in assistance is not claimed full accordingto the Penn StateWeekly Collegian. Recent droughts annually. (Trust me, these are for real). Some of the weirder ones in central Pennsylvania have placed the school under a water include scholarships for convicted Seattle prostitutes, scholarships Lou Zadra: Zadra, a senior from West Roxbury, MA, hailed the Cara Garvey: Garvey, a freshman from Vienna, VA, turned in a emergency. Residents are not permitted to water their lawns and for those named Baxendale, Borden, Pennoyer, or Murphy at . Notre Dame ice hockey team through its first four games in total top ~erformance for the Notre Dame women's swimming team by limits on showering are being discussed. Students are being asked Harvard. Other available scholarships include frisbee (State Uni­ points scored with three goals and three assists. When he was held earnmg a fIrst place in the 200-yard backstroke with a time of to cut down from their normal twice-a-week showers to the every­ versity of New York/Purchase) and raquetball (Memphis State scoreless against New Hampshire last Friday, it was the fIrst time 2:09.14 in the 139-64 wipeout administered by the Irish over other-week system except for the occasional emergency hose-down. University). 0 thatZadra had been blanked in eight games. Zadra's scoring streak opponent Western Ontario. Garvey just edged out senior co-captain of seven games had dated back to last season and was just two Shana Stephens for the victory. Stephens recorded a time of Edited by Mike Owen games short of the school record of nine games set by former Irish 2:10.12. star and current Boston Bruin Dave Poulin in 1981-1982. 19 18 NOVEMBER 14, 1991 I SCHOLASTIC I

, •• (. , J .. , .. , ,~ l ... ,~~.'" "':- -,.'" ", ..... , I SPORTS ON OTHER CAMPUSES A Tradition of Excellence: The Perfect Resume Expert: 1949 National Sylvester Stallone Champions

Skull and Bones Admits Women Coach: Frank Leahy. September 24 She's Trippin' W Indiana 49-6 H 53,844 The prestigious Yale University secret society Skull and Bones Captains: Leon Hart and Jim Martin. October 1 One Bowling Green State University student celebrates good W Washington 27-7 A 41,500 has decided to admit women for the frrst time in its history, Notes: With a record of 10-0-0, the 1949 Notre Dame Fighting Irish October 8 W Purdue grades by flipping out-literally - reports U, The National College 35-12 A 52,000 according to the Chronicle ofHigher.Education. Six women were football team was the third of coach Frank Leahy's four unanimous October 15 Newspaper. VanessaHubert bet her friends two years ago thatif she W Tulane 46-7 H 58,196 initiated in the club last week whose alumni members include none national championship squads ... Led by All-American end and October 29 ever received a 3.0 semester average, she would do cartwheels from W· Navy 40-0 N 62,000 other than EI Presidente George Bush. The controversy concerning 1949·Heisman Trophy winner Leon Hart, FB Emil Sitko, QB Bob November 5 one end of the campus to the other. Hubert never knew how to W Michigan State 34-21 A 51,277 admitting women began in April when the Class of 1991 voted in Williams, and T Jim Martin, this team's offense exploded for 360 November 12 perform a cartwheel, so she trained with her brothers for several W North Carolina 42-6 A 67,000 favor of the proposal, while its board of directors disagreed. The points while limiting its opponents to a mere 86 points .... The November 19 months in anticipation ofa 3.0 average. When the time came, she W Iowa 28~7 H 56,790 club will reportedly change its name ffom the masculine Skull and highlights of the season were shutouts of 40-0 against Navy and 32- November 26 W.USC 32-0 H 57,214 performed 78 cartwheels in 15 minutes. After it was all over, Vanessa stated, "I feel very tired and I'm glad it's over." Ms. Hubert Bones to the more gender-neutral Suits and Skirts. oagainst USC ... So popular was this squad, that it drew a season December 3 W SMU .27-20 A. 75,457 attendance total of 575,278 ... Also in 1949 .. actress Irene Dunne is reportedly back on her prescription~ and feeling much better. was awarded the Laetare Medal by the University; N - at Memorial Stadium, Baltimore lessons From the Almost Literate' MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE.ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Movie star Sylvester Stallone gave some sound advice to students at the University of Virginia, according to tl1cNational On-Campus Report. When it's time to get a job, Sly suggests, tell lies on your resume. "That's very important, you must lie," he said. One professor quickly countered Rambo's claim stating, ''That's not what we teach them there." One must wonder what kind of a school would invite Sly Stallone to speak on any intellectual topic, no less on a job search. More unbelieveable than Stallone's deplorable Chronicle of Higher Education advice is the fact that he included the tri-syllabic and complex word'important'"in a sort-ofproperlyconsturcted sentence.

Money For Nothing Soaring collcge costs have created a variety of bizarre scholar­ ships for the desparate student, reports the ColiegePress Service. A Water Disappears, Odor Exudes new book entitled "Finding Money for College" by John Bear Penn State University· is having trouble keeping its water reserves reports that more than $6.5 billion in assistance is not claimed full accordingto the Penn StateWeekly Collegian. Recent droughts annually. (Trust me, these are for real). Some of the weirder ones in central Pennsylvania have placed the school under a water include scholarships for convicted Seattle prostitutes, scholarships Lou Zadra: Zadra, a senior from West Roxbury, MA, hailed the Cara Garvey: Garvey, a freshman from Vienna, VA, turned in a emergency. Residents are not permitted to water their lawns and for those named Baxendale, Borden, Pennoyer, or Murphy at . Notre Dame ice hockey team through its first four games in total top ~erformance for the Notre Dame women's swimming team by limits on showering are being discussed. Students are being asked Harvard. Other available scholarships include frisbee (State Uni­ points scored with three goals and three assists. When he was held earnmg a fIrst place in the 200-yard backstroke with a time of to cut down from their normal twice-a-week showers to the every­ versity of New York/Purchase) and raquetball (Memphis State scoreless against New Hampshire last Friday, it was the fIrst time 2:09.14 in the 139-64 wipeout administered by the Irish over other-week system except for the occasional emergency hose-down. University). 0 thatZadra had been blanked in eight games. Zadra's scoring streak opponent Western Ontario. Garvey just edged out senior co-captain of seven games had dated back to last season and was just two Shana Stephens for the victory. Stephens recorded a time of Edited by Mike Owen games short of the school record of nine games set by former Irish 2:10.12. star and current Boston Bruin Dave Poulin in 1981-1982. 19 18 NOVEMBER 14, 1991 I SCHOLASTIC I

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::····~ ~ I":'" t;...h~·1 Q. S··~··~: ~:pt ,:h~~·:, l"i ~:t;···.i ~:: ~\ t.e:s; Cornell Over This Place? s...... : .. )e::J.;VltD, ":'" :...' ':' {. :": ...... :.:.: .j ...... : ...... ; .. ~ .:...... :..==v' ... :: .. ,=, ...... : ...... : ...... t;;?: ...::, ...... ~·u, ....: ...... ,. ,.... : .. They Play Football Like Girls! Tim Rogers tells a tale 0/ hawking a wide variety o/magazines

OU can tell a lot about people by watch when some worldly-wise person would bies section where we kept magazines like Dear Mr. Manners: Ying them buy pornography. I know saunter up to the counter and plop down six Field and Stream, Knives of Combat and my high school attending Cornell. If that isn't reason enough not to or seven magazines whose covers featured Crossbow Hunting in Urban Areas. go, I don't know what is. this because last summer I worked in a nekkid women with tattoos of firearms on "Hmm," other shoppers would start to think, I have an absolutely huge dilemma. My best friend on this magazine store that had an impressive selec­ their bosoms. But! came to admire the bold "This guy must be headed to Paris for some campus, who happens to be my roommate, is seriously consid­ tion of porn. You name it, we carried it. If But don 'tlet me rant aboutND too much. Cornell offers a variety people. These folk (and let's be honest, most big game hunting with a crossbow." I could ering transferring to Cornell for the spring semester. She is a magazine had nekkidness between its cov­ of people, the chance to freely express the other side of an issue were men) seemed to have a healthy attitude shortchange the timid people by four, some­ making a decision that will affect a large portion of her young ers, we_made sure to have plenty in stock without being shot, and a really good education. Let her decide what about the whole affair. times five dollars because they were so anx­ life, and so is mentally torturing herself and agonizing about this she wants. because porn sells. daily. ious to leave The Mag Shoppe with­ My officialjob title at this magazine store, out being recognized by a member If you don't have any other friends after she's gone, I'll be a which I will call "The Mag Shoppe" to avoid of the clergy. What I want to know is this - how can she be so selfISh? It's shoulder for you to cry on. (Then again, m~ybe I'll pay somebody). not just her life that's being torn ~part here" After all, I have no any legal action, was "Cash Register Guy." Some folks were just too twisted to other friends and would be totally devoid of communication My duties consisted of deciding what size with other people without her. How can I make her realize the sack to putstuffin, giving people close to the . figure out. The twisted people would buy bizarre combinations of error of her ways tactfully and successfully? Dear Mr. Manners: correct change and being helpful. For in­ stance, somebody might ask, "Do you carry magazines. These guys would get a Guns and Ammo?" And I would helpfully Hustler and three or four crossword Sincerely~ I have a problem that I notice you do not cover too often in magazines. They usually wore cal­ Feeling Betrayed reply,"I dunno. Lemm~ ask the manager." your column even though you seem to cover every gross and culator watches and tucked their offensive subject possible.' Well this gross and offensive subject . -But if someone asked me if we carried shirttails into their underwear. P.S. You'd better hurry with an answer. I'm thinkingoflocking happens to be my girlfriend. (Just kidding,snookie). She has a Penthouse, I'd coui"teously say, "Uh huh," Some even had jangly key chains her up in hall storage over X-mas break with some Laffy Taffy bit of a problem with her exhaling. She doesn't have asthma or, to keep her in good spirits. because I knew we carried every magazine attached to their belt loops. They anything. It's worse - halitosis. For the less informed crowd, most likely ate lost chi1dr~n. her breath stinks like Brontasaurus ca-ca.· , dealing with nekkidriess. After all, porn sells. "Want to go out and see the new Dear Feeling, Now, it wouldn't be so bad if she were shorter than I am, but We kept the skin magazines over in a exhibit at' the art museum?" their she's over six feet tall. Whenever she bends down in my face, I friends might ask. I always respond to questions as soon as possible, considering the get those Ethanol blues. Help!. comer by themselves. The rack was labeled large volumes of mail I go through, you're getting a good deal. The "Sophisticates." According to W~bster, a sophisticate is one who is "wise to the affairs "No thanks," they would say. "I way you carry on about your relationship makes me think that you Sincerely, of the world." I assumed, then, that there think I'll just stay home, do a few two are actually siamese twins, which could prove for some difficult Petruscha's Boyfriend . studying and commuting between the two campuses. AssQIDmg this must be people who m-e foolish to the affairs crosswords and look at women's crotches." is not the case, let's consider your grievance here. Cornell over your of the world, people who don't understand "HelIo,,,·they'd say. DearP.B., These people would often pay for their friendship and the chance to remain Domerfied for. two more years? pornography. I did my best to keep those "How's it goin'?" I'd ask. magazines with only small change - $6.51 Gosh, that's a toughi~. foolish people away.from the nekkidness. "Fine," they'd say, "I'm just getting some I would suggest first trying to subtley cure the'problem. Bake her smut. Think I'll go home and look at nekkid all in nickIes and pennies. As Cash Register some Clorets cupcakes or the equivalent, (Tic Tac pie, Velamint I suggested to.~y manager, who I will call bosoms." Guy, I had to take their change, though. My All kidding aside, I choose Notre Dame. Cornell is full of milkshake, etc.) You can also just blow back in her mouth as she "Bob," that we adopt a more up-front label manager, Bob, wouldn't let me demand de­ stresspots. Yes, even more so than this place. Add to that the ivy talks, but that looks weird. On second thought,just tell her shereiks. for the porn rack. I offered "Smut" as an Other people seemed more timid. They cent payment in bills. He said we would lose league routine and one of the largest greek systems in the country I'm sure she'd do it for you. I know I would. and you're about to kill yourself. In fact, they're good at that, too, alternative. I think Bob was insecure and would come in The Mag Shoppe and take a businessifIdid. "After all," Bob said, "porn round-about sort of path to the porn. A guy sells." 0 sporting the highest suicid~rate of any college in the nation. Bridge felt threatened by my forward-thinking idea By Tim Rogers jumping is a big thing ''Far Above Cayuga's Waters," and it ain't because he told me to shut up. might head over to the travel section, craftily Impress Momin' Dad and get your name in print! Simply write Mr. misleading other shoppers to believe that he with a bungee cord. On a more perso~ note, Ithaca is pretty close Manners at 303 Lafortune and you, too, may qualify for The Shirt was taking a trip to France. Tim Rogers is an off-campus senior who to Mr. Manners' territory resulting in a high number of people from , (while supplies last/void where prohibited) .. So I mostly stood around and watched people buy smut. At first I was embarrassed hopes to some day runfor public office on a From travel, he might wander to the hob- platform of more neklddness. 20 SCHbLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 21 BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION WEEK IN DISTORTION

::····~ ~ I":'" t;...h~·1 Q. S··~··~: ~:pt ,:h~~·:, l"i ~:t;···.i ~:: ~\ t.e:s; Cornell Over This Place? s...... : .. )e::J.;VltD, ":'" :...' ':' {. :": ...... :.:.: .j ...... : ...... ; .. ~ .:...... :..==v' ... :: .. ,=, ...... : ...... : ...... t;;?: ...::, ...... ~·u, ....: ...... ,. ,.... : .. They Play Football Like Girls! Tim Rogers tells a tale 0/ hawking a wide variety o/magazines

OU can tell a lot about people by watch when some worldly-wise person would bies section where we kept magazines like Dear Mr. Manners: Ying them buy pornography. I know saunter up to the counter and plop down six Field and Stream, Knives of Combat and my high school attending Cornell. If that isn't reason enough not to or seven magazines whose covers featured Crossbow Hunting in Urban Areas. go, I don't know what is. this because last summer I worked in a nekkid women with tattoos of firearms on "Hmm," other shoppers would start to think, I have an absolutely huge dilemma. My best friend on this magazine store that had an impressive selec­ their bosoms. But! came to admire the bold "This guy must be headed to Paris for some campus, who happens to be my roommate, is seriously consid­ tion of porn. You name it, we carried it. If But don 'tlet me rant aboutND too much. Cornell offers a variety people. These folk (and let's be honest, most big game hunting with a crossbow." I could ering transferring to Cornell for the spring semester. She is a magazine had nekkidness between its cov­ of people, the chance to freely express the other side of an issue were men) seemed to have a healthy attitude shortchange the timid people by four, some­ making a decision that will affect a large portion of her young ers, we_made sure to have plenty in stock without being shot, and a really good education. Let her decide what about the whole affair. times five dollars because they were so anx­ life, and so is mentally torturing herself and agonizing about this she wants. because porn sells. daily. ious to leave The Mag Shoppe with­ My officialjob title at this magazine store, out being recognized by a member If you don't have any other friends after she's gone, I'll be a which I will call "The Mag Shoppe" to avoid of the clergy. What I want to know is this - how can she be so selfISh? It's shoulder for you to cry on. (Then again, m~ybe I'll pay somebody). not just her life that's being torn ~part here" After all, I have no any legal action, was "Cash Register Guy." Some folks were just too twisted to other friends and would be totally devoid of communication My duties consisted of deciding what size with other people without her. How can I make her realize the sack to putstuffin, giving people close to the . figure out. The twisted people would buy bizarre combinations of error of her ways tactfully and successfully? Dear Mr. Manners: correct change and being helpful. For in­ stance, somebody might ask, "Do you carry magazines. These guys would get a Guns and Ammo?" And I would helpfully Hustler and three or four crossword Sincerely~ I have a problem that I notice you do not cover too often in magazines. They usually wore cal­ Feeling Betrayed reply,"I dunno. Lemm~ ask the manager." your column even though you seem to cover every gross and culator watches and tucked their offensive subject possible.' Well this gross and offensive subject . -But if someone asked me if we carried shirttails into their underwear. P.S. You'd better hurry with an answer. I'm thinkingoflocking happens to be my girlfriend. (Just kidding,snookie). She has a Penthouse, I'd coui"teously say, "Uh huh," Some even had jangly key chains her up in hall storage over X-mas break with some Laffy Taffy bit of a problem with her exhaling. She doesn't have asthma or, to keep her in good spirits. because I knew we carried every magazine attached to their belt loops. They anything. It's worse - halitosis. For the less informed crowd, most likely ate lost chi1dr~n. her breath stinks like Brontasaurus ca-ca.· , dealing with nekkidriess. After all, porn sells. "Want to go out and see the new Dear Feeling, Now, it wouldn't be so bad if she were shorter than I am, but We kept the skin magazines over in a exhibit at' the art museum?" their she's over six feet tall. Whenever she bends down in my face, I friends might ask. I always respond to questions as soon as possible, considering the get those Ethanol blues. Help!. comer by themselves. The rack was labeled large volumes of mail I go through, you're getting a good deal. The "Sophisticates." According to W~bster, a sophisticate is one who is "wise to the affairs "No thanks," they would say. "I way you carry on about your relationship makes me think that you Sincerely, of the world." I assumed, then, that there think I'll just stay home, do a few two are actually siamese twins, which could prove for some difficult Petruscha's Boyfriend . studying and commuting between the two campuses. AssQIDmg this must be people who m-e foolish to the affairs crosswords and look at women's crotches." is not the case, let's consider your grievance here. Cornell over your of the world, people who don't understand "HelIo,,,·they'd say. DearP.B., These people would often pay for their friendship and the chance to remain Domerfied for. two more years? pornography. I did my best to keep those "How's it goin'?" I'd ask. magazines with only small change - $6.51 Gosh, that's a toughi~. foolish people away.from the nekkidness. "Fine," they'd say, "I'm just getting some I would suggest first trying to subtley cure the'problem. Bake her smut. Think I'll go home and look at nekkid all in nickIes and pennies. As Cash Register some Clorets cupcakes or the equivalent, (Tic Tac pie, Velamint I suggested to.~y manager, who I will call bosoms." Guy, I had to take their change, though. My All kidding aside, I choose Notre Dame. Cornell is full of milkshake, etc.) You can also just blow back in her mouth as she "Bob," that we adopt a more up-front label manager, Bob, wouldn't let me demand de­ stresspots. Yes, even more so than this place. Add to that the ivy talks, but that looks weird. On second thought,just tell her shereiks. for the porn rack. I offered "Smut" as an Other people seemed more timid. They cent payment in bills. He said we would lose league routine and one of the largest greek systems in the country I'm sure she'd do it for you. I know I would. and you're about to kill yourself. In fact, they're good at that, too, alternative. I think Bob was insecure and would come in The Mag Shoppe and take a businessifIdid. "After all," Bob said, "porn round-about sort of path to the porn. A guy sells." 0 sporting the highest suicid~rate of any college in the nation. Bridge felt threatened by my forward-thinking idea By Tim Rogers jumping is a big thing ''Far Above Cayuga's Waters," and it ain't because he told me to shut up. might head over to the travel section, craftily Impress Momin' Dad and get your name in print! Simply write Mr. misleading other shoppers to believe that he with a bungee cord. On a more perso~ note, Ithaca is pretty close Manners at 303 Lafortune and you, too, may qualify for The Shirt was taking a trip to France. Tim Rogers is an off-campus senior who to Mr. Manners' territory resulting in a high number of people from , (while supplies last/void where prohibited) .. So I mostly stood around and watched people buy smut. At first I was embarrassed hopes to some day runfor public office on a From travel, he might wander to the hob- platform of more neklddness. 20 SCHbLASTIC NOVEMBER 14, 1991 21 time All-American starting center for Notre Dame in the early 1930s. As an Irish player he scored 547 points and helped Notre Dame with its 54-12 record. ,While attending Notre Glancing Back Dame, he also participated in track, football and basketball. As the Irish head basketball coach he won 98 games during his six years By Patricia Doyle The history of Irish hoops in this position. In February, 1948, Krause and Mari Okuda became the assistant athletic director and was appointed to head athletic director in ontrary to popular belief, the history the team only played two games in 1899, this nonexistent for the next eight years. Yet March of the following year, a position that CNotre Dame basketball did not begin year was the fIrst and only undefeated sea­ he held for 32 years. basketball was still enjoyed in interhall com­ c: in 1974 when the Irish broke UCLA's all­ son in the history of Notre Dame hoops. petition during the interim. In 1907 a group 194~ was the second year that basketball .2 time record 88-game winning streak. The was an Olympic sport. Usually, an entire The fIrst Notre Dame Fieldhouse, built in of students organized themselves into the :§~ April 17, 1897 issue of Scholastic said, 1898, burned down in 1900, and a second All Collegiate Basketball Team. They held squad from one school was chosen for the "Basket-Ball has been played for many Fieldhouse was reconstructed just months a 5-3 record against many of the top colle­ Olympics, but Vince Boryla was the fIrst years in the preparatory schools of the Uni­ after this tragedy. In' the early 1900s the giate and independent teams in the area. The Notre Dame player to ever go to the Olym­ versity, but nothing like systematic work Notre Dame basketball team played on a January 11, 1908 issue of Scholastic quoted pics. As a freshman in 1944-45 he led the was done in this department oisport until clay court that had to be rolled and watered the Hartford paper as saying "The Catholic Irish in scoring. He played at Notre Dame l~t January when Mr. Hering [the school's daily. After 1925, however, the University College team was composed of the best for two years and after enlisting in the Army, The Notre Dame Fieldhouse was replaced by the J.A.C.C. which opened In 1968. fIrst football and basketball coach] started used the proceeds from the 1925 Rosebowl bunch of players that have ever been on the he earned his position on the Olympic squad the game in real earnest. The students of (and the last performance of the legendary floor this year, and their conduct won favor while playing for the Denver Nuggets During Digger Phelps' third season at The team won a gold medal in the summer Carroll Hall were familiar with the fIrst Four Horsemen) to construct an addition to with the audience." .The following year, American Athletic Union team. Notre Dame, the Irish basketball team games in Montreal, and Dantley was the principles of the game, but those of the Fieldhouse with a wooden basketball many of the players returned when Notre During the 1950s, coach John Jordan led hosted the UCLA Bruins on January 19, high-scorer with 30 points in the fInal Brownson Hall and of Sorin Hall were the court. Irish basketball was played in the Dame resumed its varsity basketball pro­ the Notre Dame bas~etball team. A former 1974. At this time, John Wooden's UCLA medal-winning game against Yugoslavia. veriest novices in this branch of athletics. Fieldhouse for 63 seasons and maintained a gram under coach Bert Maris. Notre Dame player himself, he coached here team was ranked number one with a 19-0 During January, 1978, Notre Dame was Three teams were organized -one in Sorin, 474-91 record. Although Notre Dame has never claimed for 13 years and had a 199-131 record as well record and Notre Dame was ranked second scheduled to play the University of Mary­ one in Brownson and one in Carroll Hall, After the fIeldhouse burned down, Notre an NCAA championship title, in 1927 Notre as leading four teams to the NCAA Tour­ with a 9-0 record. In the last three minutes land in the J ACC. However, during the and a series of interaulic games was ar­ Dame's varsity basketball program was Dame was the Helms Foundation National nament quarterfInals. of the game, Notre Dame-.came from behind previous three days, 40 inches of snow had ranged for the cham­ Champions. This Jordan was followed by coach John Dee, to score 12 straight points and defeat the blanketed the South Bend area.~ Despite pionship, the pro­ was under coach a former Notre Dam,e football and basketball Bruins by a score of 71-70. The game­ , these, adverse conditions and the snow ceeds to go to the George Keogan player. During his first season in 1964 he led winning jump shot was scored by junior emergen~y -'ifiafWas-in-effect, the airport Athletic Associa­ who, in his 20 sea­ the Irish to the NCAA Tournament. During guard' Dwight Clay. This win ended the opened just so that the plane carrying the tion." sons at Notre his seven years as coach he boasted four 20- Bruins' 88-game winning streak that they Maryland Terrapins could land. The Irish In 1898 the Notre Dame, hada327-97 win seasons. held since Notre Dame defeated them on went on to defeat them by a score of 69-54. Dame team switched record for winning Coach Digger Phelps led the Notre Dame January 23, 1971. The Joyce Athletic and Convocation from playing intra­ p'ercentage of .771. basketball team from 1971-72 to 1990-91. During this game, Austin Carr Center opened in 1968 and Irish hoops m ural basketball to His 1936 team also Phelps coached at the University of Penn­ scored 46 points. He holds Notre Dame's permanently moved from the Fieldhouse. playing three teams won the Helms sylvania and at Fordham before being ap­ career point-scoring record with 2,560 Although the administrators wanted to tear outside Notre Dame. Foundation Na­ pointed head coach at Notre Dame. During, points. He also holds 27 of the 33 individual down the Fieldhouse, the art department was They lost their fIrst tional Champion- his 20-season career, he had a 393-197 records involving points and fIeld goals able to convince them that they needed a two games against bl' ship. record. Fourteen, of his '20 seasons were scored. In the NCAA tournament record place for their offices. They stayed in the First Regiment and ~ . Inducted into the winning seasons. He is also credited with book, he claims three <:lut' of the top five Fieldhouse until 1982 when they moved to Clybornes and beat e. Naismith Memorial leading Notre Dame to its only Final Four, single-game scoring performances. their present home in Riley Hall. Since it Rush Medical. In '8' Basketball of Fame appearance during the 1977-78 season. Second 'only to Carr as a scorer was would be too costly to repair the Fieldhouse, 1899 the Irish team :l • Adrian Dantley. He holds a record 2,223 it was eventually tom down in March of the ; In 1976, Notre Every player whoc;ompeted for four years won both its games [ Dame player, coach under Phelps gra4~ated, nine players were points. During his sophomore and junior following year. The cornerstone from the against South Bend ~ andathleticdirector " picked during the fIrst round of the NBA years, he led the Irish in scoring in 54 of the Fieldhouse can still be seen on the "Mall" C.A.C. and Rush Edward "Moose" draft, and fIve players received fIrst team 58 games he played. He went on to play for while Irish hoops continues to thrive under The 1927 Helms Foundation National Champions. Medical. Although Krause was a three- All-American honors. the United States Olympic team in 1976. the A.C.C. dome. 0

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------time All-American starting center for Notre Dame in the early 1930s. As an Irish player he scored 547 points and helped Notre Dame with its 54-12 record. ,While attending Notre Glancing Back Dame, he also participated in track, football and basketball. As the Irish head basketball coach he won 98 games during his six years By Patricia Doyle The history of Irish hoops in this position. In February, 1948, Krause and Mari Okuda became the assistant athletic director and was appointed to head athletic director in ontrary to popular belief, the history the team only played two games in 1899, this nonexistent for the next eight years. Yet March of the following year, a position that CNotre Dame basketball did not begin year was the fIrst and only undefeated sea­ he held for 32 years. basketball was still enjoyed in interhall com­ c: in 1974 when the Irish broke UCLA's all­ son in the history of Notre Dame hoops. petition during the interim. In 1907 a group 194~ was the second year that basketball .2 time record 88-game winning streak. The was an Olympic sport. Usually, an entire The fIrst Notre Dame Fieldhouse, built in of students organized themselves into the :§~ April 17, 1897 issue of Scholastic said, 1898, burned down in 1900, and a second All Collegiate Basketball Team. They held squad from one school was chosen for the "Basket-Ball has been played for many Fieldhouse was reconstructed just months a 5-3 record against many of the top colle­ Olympics, but Vince Boryla was the fIrst years in the preparatory schools of the Uni­ after this tragedy. In' the early 1900s the giate and independent teams in the area. The Notre Dame player to ever go to the Olym­ versity, but nothing like systematic work Notre Dame basketball team played on a January 11, 1908 issue of Scholastic quoted pics. As a freshman in 1944-45 he led the was done in this department oisport until clay court that had to be rolled and watered the Hartford paper as saying "The Catholic Irish in scoring. He played at Notre Dame l~t January when Mr. Hering [the school's daily. After 1925, however, the University College team was composed of the best for two years and after enlisting in the Army, The Notre Dame Fieldhouse was replaced by the J.A.C.C. which opened In 1968. fIrst football and basketball coach] started used the proceeds from the 1925 Rosebowl bunch of players that have ever been on the he earned his position on the Olympic squad the game in real earnest. The students of (and the last performance of the legendary floor this year, and their conduct won favor while playing for the Denver Nuggets During Digger Phelps' third season at The team won a gold medal in the summer Carroll Hall were familiar with the fIrst Four Horsemen) to construct an addition to with the audience." .The following year, American Athletic Union team. Notre Dame, the Irish basketball team games in Montreal, and Dantley was the principles of the game, but those of the Fieldhouse with a wooden basketball many of the players returned when Notre During the 1950s, coach John Jordan led hosted the UCLA Bruins on January 19, high-scorer with 30 points in the fInal Brownson Hall and of Sorin Hall were the court. Irish basketball was played in the Dame resumed its varsity basketball pro­ the Notre Dame bas~etball team. A former 1974. At this time, John Wooden's UCLA medal-winning game against Yugoslavia. veriest novices in this branch of athletics. Fieldhouse for 63 seasons and maintained a gram under coach Bert Maris. Notre Dame player himself, he coached here team was ranked number one with a 19-0 During January, 1978, Notre Dame was Three teams were organized -one in Sorin, 474-91 record. Although Notre Dame has never claimed for 13 years and had a 199-131 record as well record and Notre Dame was ranked second scheduled to play the University of Mary­ one in Brownson and one in Carroll Hall, After the fIeldhouse burned down, Notre an NCAA championship title, in 1927 Notre as leading four teams to the NCAA Tour­ with a 9-0 record. In the last three minutes land in the J ACC. However, during the and a series of interaulic games was ar­ Dame's varsity basketball program was Dame was the Helms Foundation National nament quarterfInals. of the game, Notre Dame-.came from behind previous three days, 40 inches of snow had ranged for the cham­ Champions. This Jordan was followed by coach John Dee, to score 12 straight points and defeat the blanketed the South Bend area.~ Despite pionship, the pro­ was under coach a former Notre Dam,e football and basketball Bruins by a score of 71-70. The game­ , these, adverse conditions and the snow ceeds to go to the George Keogan player. During his first season in 1964 he led winning jump shot was scored by junior emergen~y -'ifiafWas-in-effect, the airport Athletic Associa­ who, in his 20 sea­ the Irish to the NCAA Tournament. During guard' Dwight Clay. This win ended the opened just so that the plane carrying the tion." sons at Notre his seven years as coach he boasted four 20- Bruins' 88-game winning streak that they Maryland Terrapins could land. The Irish In 1898 the Notre Dame, hada327-97 win seasons. held since Notre Dame defeated them on went on to defeat them by a score of 69-54. Dame team switched record for winning Coach Digger Phelps led the Notre Dame January 23, 1971. The Joyce Athletic and Convocation from playing intra­ p'ercentage of .771. basketball team from 1971-72 to 1990-91. During this game, Irish guard Austin Carr Center opened in 1968 and Irish hoops m ural basketball to His 1936 team also Phelps coached at the University of Penn­ scored 46 points. He holds Notre Dame's permanently moved from the Fieldhouse. playing three teams won the Helms sylvania and at Fordham before being ap­ career point-scoring record with 2,560 Although the administrators wanted to tear outside Notre Dame. Foundation Na­ pointed head coach at Notre Dame. During, points. He also holds 27 of the 33 individual down the Fieldhouse, the art department was They lost their fIrst tional Champion- his 20-season career, he had a 393-197 records involving points and fIeld goals able to convince them that they needed a two games against bl' ship. record. Fourteen, of his '20 seasons were scored. In the NCAA tournament record place for their offices. They stayed in the First Regiment and ~ . Inducted into the winning seasons. He is also credited with book, he claims three <:lut' of the top five Fieldhouse until 1982 when they moved to Clybornes and beat e. Naismith Memorial leading Notre Dame to its only Final Four, single-game scoring performances. their present home in Riley Hall. Since it Rush Medical. In '8' Basketball of Fame appearance during the 1977-78 season. Second 'only to Carr as a scorer was would be too costly to repair the Fieldhouse, 1899 the Irish team :l • Adrian Dantley. He holds a record 2,223 it was eventually tom down in March of the ; In 1976, Notre Every player whoc;ompeted for four years won both its games [ Dame player, coach under Phelps gra4~ated, nine players were points. During his sophomore and junior following year. The cornerstone from the against South Bend ~ andathleticdirector " picked during the fIrst round of the NBA years, he led the Irish in scoring in 54 of the Fieldhouse can still be seen on the "Mall" C.A.C. and Rush Edward "Moose" draft, and fIve players received fIrst team 58 games he played. He went on to play for while Irish hoops continues to thrive under The 1927 Helms Foundation National Champions. Medical. Although Krause was a three- All-American honors. the United States Olympic team in 1976. the A.C.C. dome. 0

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the Night byCafuerineSheehy i<, - , ' A's we sat one evening in the kitchen, by Several organi7.ations from Saint Mary's and Concerned the warm range-stove that served the Notre Dame are sponsoring the third annual dual purpose of baking my grandmother's "Take Back the Night" march in response to all students no brown bread and keeping my toes warm, we aggressive violence, but particularly to the vio­ heard a howl rattle through the trees until it lence that puts women especially at risk, the longer want came to a halt outSide the reason why they are not at lib­ trembling window panes. erty to walk alone after nightfall ,to be afraid of ,When my grandmother with ease. the darkness told rile that it was the These sponsors, Campus Al­ screech of the banshee that liance for Rape Elimination 'foretold of the ill fate of ' (Notre Dame, Saint Mary's); some unfortunate neighbor, Women United for Justice and I shivered not so much in fear Peace (ND); Women's Alliance as in the thrill pf wanting to (SMC); and Senior Board think that there is such a (SMC); with the support from thing. Democratic Socialists of Grandma had many more America (NO) and members of tales' of the spirits that went Feminist Forum (ND) have or­ about after sundown. All the ganized the march to bear wit­ , same, d~kness never put me ness to the fact that there have Qt1IGOD, ill at ease when I was been assaults on both cam­ KILLIN b LIS. ~H-\1"fj}~ COAG~ rlASf PLlI eV&~y'~~vY younger. puses, and that some people do DN CO\l~RfI&E- ?J It was when I grew old not feel safe walking after dark. enough to understand the ten We invite all who can partici­ o'clock news that I learned pate with us in our reclamation to be wary of and even afraid of the night. of the dark. For when I walk ' "Take Back ,the Night" alone at night, it is not the march, on Thursday, Nov. 14 thought of a spirit· or goblin (tonight), is scheduled to begin that crosses my mind when I at 7 p.m. at the Lemans Court­ hear the sound of footsteps yardatSaintMary's. (GetaCo­ behind me. ex and hike to SMC for dinner I've learned that the cloak before the march, or try to meet of night can, be made far us at the Grotto sometime be­ , more terrifying by someone tween 7:30 and 7:45; this is the I paSs' without a thought in halfway point. We will end our the light of day than by any march in front of O'Shag.) of ."the haunts in my Please come!! Catherine SheehY isa grandmother's tales. "The sleepwalkers are coming awake, and for member of Women United Th,e night belongs to all; the idea that people the first time this awakening has acollective for Justice and Peace. ,are iQ, greater danger or feel threatened when reality; it is not such a lonely thing to open one's they:venture into the darkness is something that eyes." concerns everyone. - Adrienne Rich 0 24 SCHOLASTIC

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