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SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 18

A Bug’s Life A Serious Man What Just Happened Wild Wild West 1 1 7pm, Playhouse Disney ★★★★ 8.30pm, Movies ★★★★ 8.30pm, Rialto ★★★ ⁄2 11.15pm, TV2 ★★ ⁄2

Pixar’s 1998 animated take on The Although very different to their Adapted from his own Much-maligned 1999 blockbuster Magnificent Seven is a fun-filled previous two outings – No experiences as a film producer on that still provides plenty of delight that substitutes bugs and Country for Old Men and Burn Fight Club and Fast Times at entertainment if only because of insects for samurai. The vocal After Reading – this 2009 drama Ridgemont High, Art Linson’s its faults. Based on the 1960s TV cast includes Kevin Spacey, Julia- has the Coen Brothers’ barely fictionalised 2008 series, Barry Sonnenfeld’s action- Louis Dreyfus, Madeline Khan fingerprints all over it. Set in 1967, screenplay is a sporadically comedy is an uneasy blend of and Denis Leary. ‘‘Makes use of Serious is a noirish suburban funny, scathing and incisive look western and science fiction. Stars both extraordinary technology drama that’s a mix of American inside Hollywood politics. It relies Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth and bold storytelling possibilities Beauty, Hudsucker Proxy and heavily on coincidence. Stars Branagh and Salma Hayek. within the insect world,’’ wrote Barton Fink, with plot assistance Robert De Niro and Sean Penn. JAMES CROOT The New York Times. from the Bible’s Book of Job. Wild Wild West: 11.15pm, TV2.

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