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Central Florida Future, Vol. 26 No. 07, October 6, 1993
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By AMY ADAMS placed," said Marilan Bryant. Florida State University also keeps Contributing Writer data on its graduates through its Career Resource Center. An article in a recent What percentage of UCF gradu issue of The FSU Career Connection by ates are placed into jobs, and how does Myrna Unger reads, "FSU's Career this figure compare with that of other Placement Services reported a strong 18 Florida universities? This is a question percent placement rate in 1991-92. When '• to which many UCF students would like compared to national trends, it appears the answer, but, despite the statistics, is FSU on-campus interview activity has not an easy one. stabilized while many other university Perhaps a more accurate question placement offices ~ave experienced de is: Why is it such a struggle to gather the cline." data to answer this question? Each ln the cumulative data of 13:4 com university has a different way of gather panies that recruited on the FSU campus ing these statistics, and each surveys a during 1992-93 academic year, 86 per different number of students. cent of the 1,242 ·students registered "In a follow-up of students who with the FSU Career Placement Ser used the Career Resource Center at the. vices responded. OJ those students, I 7 University of South Florida, over 85 .percent were placed into positions with percent ... wereemployed," saidMarilan an average salary of $25,055. Bryant. assistant director of USF's Ca "These statistics indicate place reer Resource Center. "Of the IS per ments that were obtained solely through cent not empfoyed, 20 percent were en the on-campus recruitment process," said rolled in graduate school. The starting Jeff Garis, director of the FSU Career [yearly] salary at the bachelor's level Center. "These statistics do not refl~ct was $23.289.'' the many other jobs that were obtained These USF statistics may be mis by students through various other (Dehoog/Future) leading. however, because they repre sources." .. sent only 596 graduates out of 6.000 . The University of Florida was un- During WUCF's fundraiser Monday, DJs tried rath.er innovate methods to "We do not have significant data to get the donations rolling in-such as "Jeff the Wonderboy," above, who tied himself. to the c6ntrol board until listeners met his .fundraising goal. answer how many USF students are Piease see DATA page 3
.. UCF laser shoots research into 21st century
By STEPHANIE COPES minum, and fluorine. A laser said.Richardson, "it has an elec system of LiSAF is almost tric field strength so strong it Contributing W.riter unique in the world. There's would blow apart any atoms in only one other system like it, its path. This gives us the chance Deep in the heart of Re and it's in a government lab." to study many new processes search Park, on the fourth floor The laser has the distinc that can be produced in ionized of a blue, glass building, lies a tion of producing very short · material-material that has jumble of mirrors, boxes and pulses of light, pulses that last been blown apart." metal. . only I 00 semthoseconds. That The laser could also be At first glance, this con is equal to one-tenth of one used for high-resolution, three glomerate of scraps spread hap millionth of one million parts dimensional imaging ofbiologi hazardly across three tables ofone second. The pulses travel cal specimens. These images · seems nothing more than a care • at the speed of light and are one could identify subcellular phe less mess. But once this collec quarter the width of a human nomena regarding things like tion of seemingly random parts hair. cancer and birth defects, lead tarts to work together, reflect The pulses produce energy ing to cures . • ing light and transmitting en (A. Socares/ Future) equal to one joule of electric Scientists also suspect the ergy, it becomes a laser. Jason Eichenholz, a.graduate engineering student, works on energy and carry a power of I 0 laser" can produce magnetic But not just any la$er. • a laser in the CREOL building in Research Park . terrawatts. This is equal to about fields up to 50 times higher than This scrambled heap of 20 times the annual energy pro ever before produced, magnetic mirrors and boxes becomes The laser, part of a project with a new laser-building mate duced by the United States, and fields so high that the·only other what may be the most powerful funded by the National Science rial called LiSAF," said Dr. makes the laser the most pow place they may exist is on the laser of its kind, a laser so pow Foundation and . the state of Martin Richardson, who, along erful of its kind. surface of neutron stars. This erful it produces in a fraction of Florida, is the culmination of with Dr. Paul Beaud of Swit The laser is expected to capability should allow scien a second 20 times the annual three years of research and de zerland, Jed the team that devel have many uses in the future. tists to perform new fundamen- • energy produced by the entire velopment. oped the laser.. "LiSAF is com "Because the laser has a United States. "'The laser is produced posed oflithium, strontium, alu- specific color-extreme red, '" Please see LASER page 3. •
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MONDj\-Y OCTOBER 11 ~ • Black and Gold Day starting at Noon Games on the Green (airball, obstacle course) • lp.m: to 4p.rn. TUESDAY OCTOBER 12 - • Garnes on the Green (pizza eating contest, • musical pies) 1 la.m. to 4 p.m. WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 13 - • Skit Night in the Aren_a. Banner Competition 3 p·.m. Skit Competition 7p.m. THURSDAY OCTOBER 14 - • Free day. Promotional items on the green. • FRIDAY OCTOBER 15 - Concert/Pep Rally on the green. 3p.m. to ? Pep rally, local band Alter Ego, Skits by division winners, headline band • fm! free! free! Saigon Kick! free! free! free! SATURDAY OCTOBER 16 - • 8:30 a.m. Alumni breakfast. 10:00 a.m. Parade. 11 :30 a.rn. tailgate party. • 1:30 p.m. Game. After the game: awards in the Cheye~ne Saloon!. •
~ • ~-"(~ " • , Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future 3 UCF graduates' • data lower than Thieves steal UCF flag News Bits other state ftom Admin ,Building universities o UCFs Unive~sieyflM1 the damage was de ... •The UCF Dive Club is tional symposium , Arboretum was taken from .the flag scribed as a 24-inch gash having a "Scuba Discovery" nature trail tours, a plant , ale, From DAT A, page 1 pole on the west side of in the material of the chair. Saturday, Oct. 9 at the Recre storytelling and a $1 raffl e with • the Administration Build... ational Services pool. It will prizes. Additional event are able to answer how many of its ing Sept. 26. UCF police · D Someone attempted begin at 4:30 p.m. Anyone in planned for the day. For more tudents are placed. otti~er ·· Kyle D~ P¢t~r~on to.break·lnto the Studeot terested in trying scuba diving information call Karina ' How does UCF compare discov~rAd '· ~11~ · ffc1g.Jl'.tfs~~. ·Governme·nt ·KIOSK .oh is welcome. The club's vice Veaudry at 831-1674. to these otheruniversities in job ing. The time.of lhe·theff Sept ..:· · 23. · Zad . hy~ .. president, Don Draper, will be was deter- ' · ·· Moharfuned;; placement? conducting the session, which mined ~o ·be ,------. KIOSK :·:.. em~ • "We get a listing from the will also include a refresher ses- •The Nontraditional Stu- Alumni Association and send a b e ·t w·e en pl9ye~, .. di~~· a.nd . sionfreetotheclub'spaidmem- dent Association will begin survey to every graduate of 8~30 covered "·· tr • to: 40 ····· P . ~ m. gta.ss '.·· p~QF. bers. For· further information weekly informal briefings in UCF," said Jim Gracey, direc No evidence . Uo n··· ,f'tiaCI: call Don at 321-9745. For in- Room 214 of the Student Cen- tor Of UCF's Career Resource was fdiJncf b' e ·.. e·· -..:: n formation on the Dive Club call ter from I 0:30 a.m. to noon Center. ··we are in the process ·ih'' ''t · .:::. ··· 1d .cracke&iintf Andrew, the club's president, beginning Thursday, Sept. 16. • of completing the I 992-93 sur .... as······ :..·· s_ tw1·n'~u. t... h. e.·<:...... •. -'.·'.·. ·'.·'.·.. ·'.>.:•:-:•:·• as 1 8 1 9 1 at 382-8007. For more information call 381- · ..... :.d· ...... •! .·.·. r····.·.. •.,•·.; vey. I am not aware of anyone .f.lag's ·r~~ov~ :_:: · ~1Pv·. .·· .~. d)te:: .· ~....· r .~e·.··~· ;· :.L.:.::_ 1584. else in the State University Sys ery, an~ . a~ · . . ..n ·oved.frC>.tfi •The United Faculty of tem of Florida who does as so- ofy· e. t th.er..e .. ··.·.··.. ··m0 ::wlndow£ Florida Forum will present a •National -Student Speech : NIBllamHi~H: phisti~~~d ~r~ s~~v:~a~s ~;:~; :~~t:~ ·sus-) ·:·:·$Mtia:i·,:::· ifi :~n,: discussion of the North Ameri Hearing Language Association 2 can Free Trade Agreement meetings are et for Oct. 23, ResourceEmploymentSurvey, CJ Three ·. (~~11ii3~~j (N.A.F.T.A) at 2 p.m. on Nov. 3 and Nov . 17 at4:30 p.m. sent to all graduating students pJeces offur,,; .. fronf'df;.fhe· Wednesday, Oct. 13 in Phillips in HPB 110. All communica 0 from July 1991 through May oiture in the . · · . ::······· ... win'ifoVi.::hfid :: Hall, Room 206. The discus tive disorders majors and inter 1992, had a 40 percent response sion will feature Michael ested persons are invited to at from bachelor's degree recipi Hoover: adjunct professor of tend. ents and a 40 percent response political science. Other activities scheduled from master's degree recipients. are a Clinic Clean-Up Day at Of all · the graduates, 73.7 per •The UCF Arboretum is noon on Saturday, Oct. 23 and cent were employed, while only celebrating its 10th Anniver the Annual Christmas Party on 14.9 percent were unemployed. sary with a festival from 11 Wednesday, Dec. 1. The remaining students a.m. to 6 p.m. on Saturday, Oct. Sign up for committees in ··:::::::::: went on to graduate schooL the t:t:·:-:::-: .. 30. Events include bluegrass the communicative disorders 0 and Dixieland music, educa- office. milit~~~ ~~:~:~e salary of ~~~=:~~~~:~&f~°il~t! ·~~ifril'."®~;~t;a~i~ :::::· .. ·.· .. ~. :- ::·;::::;::::::::·:·: graduates with bachelor degrees :=:,
from all UCF college was OUIKSILVER RUSTY* O'NEILL $22,331. :I Wolff system tanning at am • 2 ·· Tan-Fastique z a= Laser could c provide cure to ~ Tanning Salon u"'z c cancer, birth u ~z defects i a. • From LASER, page l Comer of University & Alafaya tal sciences that will have an impact on medical science, material science and cosmol ogy. The future uses of the la- ser seem endless. Already ex t tremely powerful, scientists are United Campus Ministry is a combined effort' of a wide variety of religious persuasions to provide professional personnel who will encourage spiritual, moral and social opportuni ties in a spiritual context within the University community. We are the accredited ministries of the Uni.varsity of Central Florida, and recognized by the University to provide religious and spiritual programming and guidance to the University of Central Florida community. We offer: j \ I United Campus Minist~y Members: j J l I Baha'i Faith Community International World Seventh~Day Adventist Sheri Dressler Outreach Church PH 208 823-5000 Rev. Robert and Ann Sullivan · Geoff Greaves SC 226 823-5337 SC 206 823-5335 Baptist Student Union Rev. Byron Kirkpatrick lnterVarsity Christian Advent House SC 207 823-5336 · Fellowship 823-7714 Jeanne Bostick Pastor Bill Crofton SC 207 823-5336 Campus Crusade for Christ 644-5000 . Kevin and Gretchen Scoleri 826-2529 Jewish Student Union University Congregational Dr. Moshe Pelli Church • Catholic Campus Ministry FA 550 823-5039 Dr. Lloyd Larsen Fr. Brendan Gillan 657-4278 SC 226 823-5337 Lutheran Campus Ministry Dr. Fred Schramm United Methodist Campus Episcopal Campus Ministry 657-4556 Ministry Dr. Ashmun Brown Stephen Binkley AD 395-D 823-2482 Presbyterian Church USA SC 206 823-5335 Dr. Rod Pinder Grae~ and Truth Chapel 568-3111 Young Life Alumni Ministry • Leadership Dr. Willy Sawiris Reformed University Dr. Lloyd Larsen 275-3539 Fellowship (PCA) 657-4278 Danny Kerley 661-1344 If you have any questions, or desire more information about any of these organizations, please stop by our offices in the Student Center rooms 206, 207, and 226, or call 823-5335. We are here because: U Come First! Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future 5 • • UCF computer network grows Internet, e-mail now available in PC-LAN labs shA.Q)ROCK • world and links computers at "Campus Info" brings up a sec By TOM BA YSTON JR. thousands of universities, gov ond menu: UCF Arena News Staff Writer ernment agencies, organizations (upcoming events), UCFNews BeveRA.~e • and even businesses. and Events, Sports News and Through Internet, students can Events, Campus Services and A new campus-wide com UCf'SrAHTYSTOHE puter network available to all access a vast amount of data Useful Phone Numbers. useful in research and educa- students, faculty and adminis Some of these information tion. areas, and also a directory of trators is now up and running. Internet traffic is esti- . campus ·telephone and e-mail • Pegasus Network offers elec addre~ses, are still "under con- tronic-mail, ore-mail, informa Busch structi on." tion files and Internet access to • New information menus students from PC-LAN labs, six can be added as needed. and stations located in the UCF Li Computer networks are • brary, or even by dialing up via rapidly becoming an integral telephone modem from per part of businesses and organi Busch Light sonal computers at home. zations everywhere, said Bill Branch ofUCFCom Branch, and acquiring the nec puter. Services said the system essary ski11s to use these tools Suitcases is still in the first stages, with PC-LAN users can now ac to their full advantage will be cess the library, check up room to grow and build new indispensable for many careers. coming community events information systems of all or check tomorrow's Undergraduate students kinds. Ideas and suggestions weather forcast. that do not have a class-as from network users are encour signed PC-LAN account can • aged. mated to be growing at the rate purchase an independent ac E·-mail allows the user to of 20 percent per m~nth. count at the Computer Store on send and receive messages to The system also offers · a campus for $I 0 per semester. and from any other users on the directory of information files A printed manual "Using Pegasus system or even on other on Knight.Information Services: the Pegasus Mail Server" is also systems on and off campus. Campus Info. UCF Community available for $2. Those who LOCATED IN THE UNIVERSITY SHOPPES NEXT TO The Internet is a govern News, Student Ihfo, the Internet, want more information may call KINKO'S AND THE UCF CREDIT UNION ment-funded network of net the Library. General Interest the Computer Help Desk at 823- works that stretches around the Files and Weather. 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Colonial Drive • 1 mile west of Alafaya • (407) 658-1022 Carolyn Maillard Licensed Associate 6 Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future Student's determination shows in fight for life When Pat Hale was struck by a car his life changed but his good will remains the same By SEAN PERRY porary end to Hale's active When asked to explain ing his hobby of alligator UCF, Hale has been cho en the worst part of his hospital wrestling. He spends his by Sigma Chi to repn~sent Staff Writer schedule at UCF. Hale had transferred to UCF after two stay, he explains, "A lot of summers as the director of a the fraternity on the Home A body lie stilJ, breath years of study at St. Peters friends brought gifts in; it youth camp and moonlights coming Ballot. He says jok less, on the side of Golden burg Junior College. just so happens my Mom as a gator wrestler for the ingly, "I hope my prior jail rod Road early one morning A Liberal Studies major children's entertainment. time doesn't affect the elec last October. aspiring towards law school, Hale is used to spending tions!" Coming upon the two-car he was very active in cam time entertaining children, Longtime friend and accident, Pat Hale rushed pus organizations. Having Hale is always considering the full house he roommate Matt Halen from his vehicle and with served a semester as vice '' goes home to over holidays. speaks of Hale, "We all looking out for out hesitation breathed life president for the Sigma Chi His parents, Robert and love the guy, especially into the dying victim. Fraternity, Hale was al o on the other guy Dianne, have ten children, when his insurance checks The unconscious teen the Public Relations Com first. He's truly including four adopted come in!" ager eventually recovered mittee as a senator for Stu genuine. daughters. Hale also worked Hale is always looking after surgery. However, dent Government, a mem with "At Risk" students out for the other guy first. without Hale's resu cita ber of the Campus Activi - Matt Halen while attending St. Pete Jun He's truly genuine." tion, the young man would ties Board and an Intra Fra friend and roommate ior College. It has been almost a year not have survived until the - When asked about what since the tragedy But as ternity Counci I Representa j ambulance arrived. tive. found an issue of Big Jugs he considers important, his humor aud light Named by the Alpha Hale was forced to spend one of the fellas had brought "Well, I'd have to say stay heartedness shows. the re Delta Pi Sorority as "Greek the duration of the semester in. ing out of the way of oncom covery period didn't alter of the Week," Hale humbly in a hospital. "Other than that, I wou Id ing cars!" Pat says. ·his appreciation of life. accepted the honor. Now back on his feet, he like to thank everyone for "Seriously, I feel that Whether working with Two weeks later the has taken on a whole new all the support," Hale says. the family is important; and children, helping out on cheer turned to tears as the perspective towards life. "I "Not just my fraternity, I've also learned a lot about campus, or wrestling a hero became the victim. Af was angry for a while, won but the entire Greek system values from working with the gator. Pat's attitude and ter attending a party on dering, ' why me?' but I'm showed support. That old kids at the youth camp." personality breathes life Rouse Road, Hale was struck just thankful for the oppor cliche about buying In his final semester at back into all of us. by an out-of-control car in tunity for another go friends-well, no kind of an incident that would alter around." money could get those I-- - -ToMikEddiES Toll Free: 1-800-392-8253 the course of his life. Although he may have people, some who didn't TwM.1 & [vfNJ'\ Coo11di\,,l(111 Hale suffered extensive lost a few inches off his ver know me, to come down and ._ ---··- --·------·------· - Until·there's .a cure, there's the American Diabetes Association. f) • The Following Organizations Recieved Funding Frem the Spring 1993 Activity & Service Fee Budget • Call 823•2191 to.Find Out How! gta.clel(tcf' ge~1r1~ gta.clelf_tcf' ••• ..• 12 Pack 12 Oz. Cans Food Lion ColaD 7.25 Ounce Ptpli,,... Coil Diet~ Diet t.birtllirl 0- Md t.bnlli1 0.. .. ~ed .. ~ al PwptiC.o, tio. 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According to Student Body President Chris Marl in , there was a member of the executive branch who had made comments to certain candidates about whom they were running against. Although this individual has been di scipfined, Marlin main tains that the person did not violate any statutes, nor did he effectively coach anyone. As far as the Election Commission swaying candidates, Marlin said that his investigation has 0 revealed no wrongdoing by Eiection Commission members. Election Commission Chairman J.R. Rodda denies any election commission member swayed a candidate. Rodda said when he learned that a member of the executive branch made com ments to candidates, Rodda had other commission members sit in the S.enate workroom to insure that senators or other staff members were not coaching ·Clothesexploitedalong racial lines candidates. It is still unclear how much this problem encom tall began with a pair of jeans and ~med into . passed the election process. There cnuld have been , a racial battle: a black/white crisis. Did you Karina.Ramirez any number of people talking to candidates in the· , I watch "The Oprah Winfrey Show" Sept 9? If Senate workroom, the place where the- alleged J you did, you probably learned something about the CAMPUS COMMENTARY coaching occurred. Even if it were revealed that i racism that we face everyday. Before I proceed, I certain senators or any one else w~re coaching ; would like to point out I am a Hispanic female-. copy something and make it their own. Someone even candidates, they would not have violated any statute commented that the particular style of clothing are prohibiting coaching because none exist. The issue discussed on the show dealt with "BLACK CLOTHES." Regardless of what was said and by whom, the . "wiggers," or "white niggers" (excuse the word, but I very foct that this situation could happen demon : must use it to make the definition clear), which refers What or who defines "BLACK" clothes? strates a need to change the election process. In to white teenagers who talk and dress like African As I watched, I saw anger and resentment grow that response tQ this and prior election mishaps. Marlin's Americans. I was not even aware of the word's · began with a pair of clothes. I ask, "What will the next administration and others propose drastic election existence until i saw the show. generation bring, if we now have this continuing racial reform. "Wiggers" is given to those white individuals who tensjon?" Ii is not over bus seats, restrooms-or water First. the Election Commissi.on should be moved wear baggy jeans halfway. down their butts, with the fountains anymore. But clothes? There is no logical out of the Student Government building. This would · Cypress Hill T-shirts, sneakers and baseball cap·s. point by fighting over a new trend that will , like all el irninate the temptation for senators anq staff Some perceived the word and fashion as the first other popular fashion, go out of style. members from walking in and discussing the Who cares who came out with the style. Clothes are election with Senate candidates. Once the Election ; step toward the unity of two different cultures. The cloth~s. Do we have return to segregation-this time Commission is housed in another building, steps , new trend, according to some. • is a way of exploring 1 separating garments? could be taken to insure that government officials and accepting the African-American culture. They The exploitation of this dress style is all due to the would not have contact with Senate candidates. believe the word and the dress style signifies the Next. legislation will be introduced which would , coalition of whites and African-Americans. Which fashion industry , which makes money by overpricing in statutory define and prohibit coaching, and would may be so. However, no matter how you see it, the this ghetto style. As a result, African-Americans have provide sanctions for violations. , word is patently negative and offensive, for it labels a to pay more to get their habitual clothes. Double or Finally, what would be~t insure the integrity of ' group of people using the derivative of a negative triple the original price. This is not the central reason for my commentary. the process is allowing those c'andidates running for ~ word, nigger. certain seats to remain undisclosed until all candi The question I have is what will the next generation 1 It is ridiculous that anyone would use the label of dates have registered to rnn. This would eliminate introduce? What other new words will be added to our 1, wigger. Don't we live in a country with enough the potential for coaching altogether, since no one vocabulary and how offensive will they be? What will l racism? Has it come to this extreme? Don't people would know who he or she would be running happen then? l realize the animosity associated with the w9rd? The against when initially signing up. We have not yet learned that people get tired of We support these reforms proposed by Marlin word "nigger" should be no longer acceptable in l~bels and mi streatment, no matter what ethnic group and others. As the current system stands, the student ; American society. It is a part of history no one likes to they belong to? election process resembles more of a game con- ! remember because of the pain and frnstration. It is a This is a wake up call for those that continue to be trol led by popularity and unethical behavior. I word that never has had a positive connotation. The election process should be based on substan racially closed-minded. I believe that peace will begin ·1 Many people on "Oprah" took a stand by defending tive issues and not election fraud. Only through sometime-when we stop separating ourselves via reform can integrity be once again restored to the their stereotypical views. One person after another names, clothes, color, race, etc. election process, which is the basis of establishing I shouted that this type of clothing takes away African- I, like many realistic people, know that peace is in the validity of public office. 1 American character, and that whites almost always the horizon. News Editor Alan Byrd Distribution Manager Cynthia Conlin Sports Editors Jenny Duncanson, Trace Trylko Central Florida Future Advertising Manager Chad Deckard • 1993 TM Central Fk> nda Futur&. Inc Advertising Dave Bauer, David G. Barnett, Chad Entertainment Editor · · Tim Wassberg 12243 University Blvd. Orlando, Florida 32817 Opinion Editor Jon Sargent Business Office (407) 823-8054 News Office (407) 823-8192 Deckard, Dawn Milne, Steve Norris Copy Editor Cynthia Conlin Editor in Chief Staff Writers: Heather Asche, Gary Bowie, Kisha Dunn , Photo Editor Michael DeHoog Dave Bauer Scott Ginchereau, Eyal Goldshmid, Tom James, Robin Art Director Dack Nehring Managing Editor Business Manager Longaker, Jennifer Lupo, Rosibel Monserate, Brandy Pektor, Production Manager David G. Barnett Audrea Huff Steve Norris Becky Thomas, Jim Tramontana, Andrew Varnon Opinions expressed in rne Central Florida Future are those of the n.awspaper or individual columnist and not necessarily those of the Board of Publications. University adm inistration or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed. a maximum of 300 words and include the author's signature. ma;cr and phone number. Letlers are subject to edrting for grammar and space and become the property of the newspaper. subject to their publi cation. The Centra l Florida Future is a free. non-profit newspaper published weekly during the academic year and weekly during the summer The Cent-a! F/oflda Future 1s a Florida not-for-profit corporation. 10 Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future The concept of 'Normalcy' is a weird delusion society's definition of "normal." They seem to have an ' 'I f you compare me to unshakable fondne. s a fetish if you wilL for article of Hitler, I promise not Brian Costello clothing like Tommy Hilfingershirts and White Ke Jttl<; IS EXC0SE NE, sip;. 'g,L)/l'btt-J~ A /fl6YL'r Yov. R~uz.e; .ill N EZb TV $££" $OME, S!iN~ITlvG" Se"c0e17Y ftf!EA. (.;..)e LC8RA-t<.'t' lS. IJeLL H-f'\UC IDE".iJTlF\CATroJJ,. 'PWSf.. CANT AFFo% TD L~ ~0Sr ~Y ' Y Gt:Tn>X::. TO $eA~CH "&Ob Y ,,..., HERE.. l M. ~~ t' LL S1Rtcr! . 'rbu.. At:.Alt>J <0tf£/V 'r&-..> LEAl.°R.. fi,l.~ _10 Ctf£ct<.. ~vR G?&h&IVllA;lS. AN~ ~ 'tev~ k'to0<:>1.\.Jcs.S. ltlL 00~ TA~ A Ml"->0\C:. ro-6 The federal government is looking after us! here are times when, as a taxpayer, I just have to put for its prompt action.regarding: IMPROPERLY ATTIRED my head between my legs and weep with joy at the RESCUE PERSONNEL benefits I am receiving from the federal govern- Dave Barry T Here's what happened. according to an article in The ment ("Official Motto: This Motto Alone Costs $13.2 Idaho Statesman written by Martin S. Johncox and sent in by Billion"). TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES Joe Auvil: You'll feel the same way when I share some news items On May 11. two employees of De Best Inc .. a plumbing · sent in by alert readers concerning government agencies wherein each week federal agents would confront danger company, wereworkingataconstructionsiteinGardenCity, servicing the public in ways that the public could never have ous, law-violating health-store clerks ("Look out, Matt! Idaho, when they heard a backhoe opemtor yell for help. thought of itself without the aid of powerful narcotics. (As is She's got a ginseng root!"). They ran over, and found that the wall of a trench-which often the case when ~iscussing the government, I need to Another menace that your Food and Drug Administm ww; NOT dug by DeBest-had collapsed on a worker. stress that I am not making any of these items up.) tion is protecting you from is: NUTRITIONAL MISIN pinning him under dirt and covering his head. Our first item concerns: EAR CANDLES. FORMATION REGARDING TEQUILA-FLA VO RED "We could hear muffled screams.'' said one employee. You may recall that a few months back I wrote a column LOLLIPOPS CONTAINING DEAD INSECTS. So the men jumped into the trench and dug the victim out about ear candles, an old home remedy consisting of wax Perhaps you have seen these novelty lollipops, consisting · quite possibly saving his life. covered cotton cones that you insert into your ears, after of a clear, tequila-flavored hard candy, inside of which is What do you think OSHA did nbout this? Do you think which you set them (the cones) on fire. This is supposed to what appears to be a dead worm. If so, you no doubt a-;ked it gave the rescuers a medal? If so. I can see why you are a create a draft that sucks the wax out of your ears. I got a lot yourself: "What assurance do I have, as a consumer, that th is mere lowlife taxpayer, a-; opposed to an OSHA executive. of letters in response to that column; many people claimed worm is identified \\'.ith proper federal tenninology?" What OSHA did- remember. I am not making this up they've used ear candles for years with great results; some Resteasy!TheFDAisonthecac:;e! AccordingtotheMay ww; FINE DEB EST INC. $7.875. Yes. OSHA said that the people claimed the whole thing is a fraud, and ·all the 13. 1993, issue of Food Labeling News, sent in by Steve two men should not have gone into the trench without i) "earwax" is actually produced by the candles. Stockum,theFDAsentawarninglettertoS.S.LollopopCo., putting on approved hard hats. and 2) taking steps to insure Then several alert readers sent me an article from the July manufacturers of the "Sugar-Free Hotlix Tequila Flavored 29 Colwnhus( Ohio) Dispatch, written by Graydon Hambrick Candy With Genuine Worm," because the company failed thatothertrench walls did not col lapse.and waterdidnotseep in. Of course this might have resulted in some discomfort for and headlined: FEDERAL AGENTS SEIZE EAR to properly identify the worm a~ "insect larva." Not only CANDLESINRAID. ThearticlestatesthatonJuly28, U.S. THAT,buttheFDAsaysthattheproducrisNOTsugar-free. the suffocating victim ("Hang in there! We should have the marshal and agent.;; of the Food and Drug Administration We can only try to imagine how much harm hac:; already OSHA trench-seepage-prevention guidelines here within " wooped in" to a Columbus health store and "seized about been done to innocent consumers who purchac;ed this prod hour.)!"). Butthat is the price you pay for occupational health l 00 candles." An FDA spokesperson said the candles were uct in the mistaken belief that it complied with nutrition_al and safety. seized becau e they did not have FDA approval, which is programs requiring the consumption of low-calorie-candy Unfortunately, after DeBest Inc. complained to Idaho required for "anything u ed for treatment or prevention of encased worms that are NOT insect larva. Perhaps, as a token Sen. Dirk Kempthome, OSHA backed off on the fines. di ease in human or animals." An official said that the raid of our concern, we should ac;k the government to set up a Nevertheless this incident should serve a~ a warning to wac; part of a wider ear-candle crackdown. program to locate these victims -:ind award each of them $1.4 would-be rescuers out there to comply with ALL federal I, personally, am sleeping better, knowing something is million. Why not? We're taxpayers! regulations, including those that are not yet in existence, being done about this menace. I'd like to see the FDA But before we do anything, let's salute the Occupational before attempting to rescue people. ESPECIALLY if these program dramatized in a TV series, "Ear Candle Patrol," S8fety and He wftd Kfngdom By Anthony Rubino, Jr. COLLlGE-The final frontier These are the voyages of the college student Their four-or five-or even · COLLEGE-A place to drink beer. These are the voyage s o f the college student Their four year m1ss1on. 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To him it was a mystery. Some kind of vague pattern lurking just blood along the street. A guy named Pig who hasn'tshowered for at least a week · beyond his grasp ... coffee rings, filthy laundry, a bruised face. His home was a crawls o~t of the bushes to accost a pretentious homosexual who's sucking on dead-end street, a vacant lot, littered with broken glass, a cold steel bench, or a clove cigarette from behind wire-rimmed glasses. Pig's moldy and soiled shirt' maybe, when he was lucky, an empty·dumpster. seemed to slither under the passerby's skin. · He had lived on his own since. he was 12 years old. His parents had gotten a "Hey! Bud, like you got a cigarette?" asks Pig. "Hey, hey,-... what are you divorce. His father worked with the power company and would come home in a reading? D. H. Lawrence! What a fucking peasant..." drunken rage and beat the shit out of anyone in his way_, especially David. His "I have to · mother had read it for decided to run my Ii tera back to Illinois ture class .. .'' to escape a replies the collapsing bewildered marriage. It man. left David Immedi with some ately a som hard decisions ber herd of to make: "I re damned alized then youths that I had bet gather as the ter leave, you book is abu know? I mean, sively torn it was either from his him or me ...? hand and fu I had to leave rious I y or I was gonna glossed over kill him ... " He by each to pauses for a see what the minute aPd hell is going asks me: "Can on. They I take that disperse back? I mean, quickly five I don't want minutes my dad to later, when think I'd actu the police ally do some start taking thing like an interest in that.. . Any- the gather way, it wasn't ing disturbance. that bad ... " David looking away, searching the street, chaos of muffled laughter It is a very clean street-a forest of short, squat buildings, propped up like and bleeding neon in a river of faces. He sees something and yells incoherently. cardboard cut-outs, as if there were a camera crew lurking around ready to cut He says, "See you later, man ," and crosses the street, cutting through traffic and to reality. All the buildings are businesses, aimed at seducing those who walk disappears. down the street that this is a city without dirt, without crudity, without There are strange people on the streets. Many Orlando streets are a gathering ugliness... But on Friday night a large proportion of the crowd are under place for bizarre characters, people ·who have wandered off the beaten path, eighteen, and two-thirds of them are drunk. There are numerous fights in the · stumbling into the confines of their own unique tangents and twi sted vision s and alleys adjacent to the alcove that hides Yab Yum. There are plenty of kids out who have long forgotten what it is like to be average or normal. Their economic in the thick of it who are desperate. jobles . homeless and hopeless. ~ircumstances have forced them into a kind of exile and freedom from the tyranny David wa the fir t per on I met who actually confessed to me that he was of ordinary behavior, like a madman in an asylum . Many of these wanderers and home le"s. We at down on the comer. He was nonchalantly smoking a generic misfits I feel I have been lucky to meet. cigarette he had just bummed off one of hi buddie . I asked David how he had There are the Moffet boys, for example. a young, rugged. malign duo who go become homeles . He paused, deliberately calmly staring blankly into the sky around rolling bums for money. They are experts in stealing radios from cars, almost as if he were focusing on some unseen constellation a million miles conning anyone fora buck and getting wildly drunk on Mad Dog 20/20. They used away. David' body was contorting in a knot of confusion, trugglingtounravel to sell acid on the streets ... well. that was when they were a trio. Their brother John bits and pieces of his discarded past. It seemed obvious to everyone but him DOGS continued on RS R2 REVELATION Oct 6.1993 Def Comedy Jam lacks essential element-humor The UCF Arena was buzzing with energy Saturday his landlady's dog. ic' ' ·.•·· night as the Def Comedy Jam came to Orlando. The 'The Zoo Story'· is best ~t~ ~\ excitement wore off quickly, however. a. the show was not Zoo Bresnyan, whose -==:: :;!!f._. Story," the first work summed up by Peter's line im performance is out- ~ what the audience expected it to be. written by Edward Albee, mediately following the dog standing. "Jerry 1doesn't The show, which began one-and-a-half hours late, is a one-act play set in present story: "I don't understand." The change. But what happens to began when Orlando-n~tive Maury Parker came on st?ge and day New York in Central Park. play touches on many different Peter in that hour, he changes." tried to do a witty introduction and welcome the audience. One middle-aged, middle themes-God, loneliness, class But the play leaves you Afterward, the show really got started when disc jockey Kid class man is seated on a park differences-but never fully hanging-the audience is left Capri came on stage and tried to get the audience in the mood bench reading a book. Into develops any one. _ contemplating how life will tum for the show by playing music. Even though Capri was voted the park walks a working Director Tim Muldrew out for Peter. DJ of the year last year, no matter what he did, the audience class, borderline schizo felt the underlying theme was Jerry is harder to fig was not interested. phrenic who has just come the lack of communication in ure out. It is difficult to decide When host Richard Harris came on, things really from the zoo and who will, today's society. if he should be pitied for his started to get going. Harris, who had a part in "Poetic before the end "We tried to stress how loneliness or Justice," (as the one who was beaten up by Tone Loe and of the one revered for Tupac) .was hilarious. He made fun of the ·ncryone hour play, the l~s_;on ·he. ~in the room, ranging from over-dresseJ audience change the teaches Peter members to innocent workers selling conces- seated man's (if you get sions. life. that part of The first comec..Jian of The the p'tay). the night w a s story begins And his lines Roy ale well enough, are confus- Watkins, w h 0 when Jerry ing; some has ap pea red (Patrick make him twice on the Def Bresnyan) co seem unedu Comedy Jam TV erces Peter cated, while s h 0 w . Watkins (Gary Doles) others show had the au dience into a conver him as philo d o u b Ii n g over with sation, allud sophical and his recollec tions of ing to his own even intellec c hi ldhood n day at the zoo to pique Peter's there's no communication in tual. They are intended to lend the"good 0 d curiosity and keep him listen this world," he said." And when to his schizophrenic mental days" and his mis ing. But before the zoo story you get two people together, state, but it doesn't quite work. fortune w i t h ever comes out, Peter must it's hard to get them to break If you like to watch plays on an women, among other topics. At other times Watkins was just talk about himself, attempt to through the barriers." intel1ectual level, this will get okay. His truly clever jokes were few and far betwee11, ,uKI h..: sidestep some very personal Although Jerry does you thinking. But if you want was on for far too long. questions and hear about most of the talking, it is Peter to be entertained, wait for the The next comedian was Downtown Tony Bruwn. Jerry's home life, including a who is the main focus. next play. Brown was very-well-received by the audience which. by this long tale about a woeful rela "In a lot of ways the •Jenny Duncanson time, was getting restless. Brown had the audience in stitches tionship between Jerry and play is about my character," Sports Editor when ' he talked about things that everybody could iden1ify with, such as the starving children on television and overpaid athletes. · Melanie Commacho was next in the lineup. Commacho was very laughable, and everything in her routine wa_s from a feminine point of view. Along with Brown. Com macho was the only comedian who made the show worth even a portion of the ticket price. The last comedian ot"the evening was Chris Thomas. When he came on, the Arena slowly began to empty. At the show's beginning. the Arena had been three-quarters filled. and by the time he was halfway through his act. the room was about one-third filled. The crowd's dispersal was not simply because he was not funny, it was more caused by the fact that every joke he gave 'was more or less a repeat of what the comedians before him had said. Only the extremely tolerant were paying him any attention. Although the show was a disappointment. 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The SJqect of each cootest v.;B be disclosed on the opr;:iicotions. The winner of eoch contest wiK receive o deed to the opi;iJCOble properly or ti!le to the ou1omobile. FREE AND Ct.EAR OF AfN LIENS OR ENCUMBRANCES CONT&5T SERVCES INC .. (WIN A HOMEnt.WJN IT NQWTlll) 0 COPYRGHT 1993 R4 REVELATION Oct 6. 1993 and drummer David Grahl, thus he constructed lyrics that yet to recover from the vis do not want success and bitch about all the complaints ceral blow of the Sex Pistols. money and fame. They sim "Tourette' s," a minute he's had since hitting the road At a time of settling peace, ply want loyalty and fans and-a-half of hardcoie of fame. "Pennyroyal Tea," one these punks yelled their heads who admire them for their punk thrash and sense of the album's greatest achieve off about abortions, commu music, not for their image. less screaming. ments, has Cobain feeling an nism and vanity. They were This is Cobain's main point But, although ger and remorse in naive con so pissed off they even bitched for this album. these songs seem fusion. "I'm a liar and a thief," about their own record com And he gets it rougher than ever (on he sings. "I'm anemic royalty." pany in theirsong"EMI."This across with the very first first listen, this stuff Later on in the song, he yells, is the attitude Kurt Cobain, lines of the first song, soundsrougherthanthe "Steal the I ife that's inside of lead singer-songwriter-guitar "Serve The Servants," band's independent de me." ist-wai ler of Nirvana, perhaps where he ~ings, "Teenage but, Bleach), Nirvana The first single, the the mosJ important band of angst has paid off well, now has one major flaw: It remarkably and cynically writ this decade, takes in Nirvana's l'm bored and old." Sup cannot write a song that ten "Heart-Shaped Box," is a follow-up and phenomenal posedly, this line -is sup is not a pop hook, and song done in the same format second album, In Utero. posed to signal the listener with further listens of In of Nevermifu/"s .. Lithium," but Cobain's goal for this that there will be no "Smells Utero, each song some- the words elevate it beyond. album is apparently to piss Like Teen Spirit" here, and how turns into a magical Cobain's sarcasm is revealed off all hisNevermindfansand on a first listen seems to prove pop hook. Some of them in the chorus: "Hey/Wait/I've try and keep a small but loyal this. are even more tuneful than got a new complaint/forever in audience. For some unknown The songs have a the .majority of the debt to your priceless advice." reason, Cobain and his cro much harder, almost hardcore Nevermind album. Earlier in the song, he demon- nies, bassist Chris Novoselic edge, and this is Cobain must have seen this flaw, though, and NIRVANA continued on RS Video Concrete Blonde The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow 'Mexican Moon' (American Visuals) (Capitol) Running time: 35 minutes Mexican Moon is Concrete I don't know about you, but Blonde's fifth and final album, as to me, few things in life are as well as its first for Capitol entertaining as watching a man Records. It is also its most musi lift concrete blocks suspended cal I y adyenturous. Blending by chains with his nipples. Or, go.thic moods. Spanish rhythms. how about watching a heavily-_ religion, country, pop and many tattooed man eat a bag full of other_styles, this record grabs you < maggots? That right there is the from the very first moments of essence of entertainment. Jim- Mankey's guitar riff on For those that missed the "Jenny I Read," the overpowering 1992 Loll1apollooza tour and hook about the resentment and are not familiar with the jealousy of fame that opens the Sideshow, it consists of six or album. so perfo~ers, with names like What follows is the most di- 'The Amazing Mr. Lifto" and "The Torture King," perform verse collection of song styles recorded on one album in recent ing various sickening (though interesting) feats, like drinking · memory. Singer/songwriter/bassist Johnette Napolitano' sdeep regurgitated beer. Okay, I'll admit, watching someone stick a meat voice enters heights never before heard. The metalicism of her singing on "Jonestown." gives the tune an eerie feel, skewer through their mouth is interesting, but not nearly as interesting as watching everyone's reaction to it. and the tenderly sung "(Love Is A) Blind Ambition" There were five people, I believe, at my house when I makes the song sound like something Depeche Mode popped this tape into the VCR. What I really got a might attempt. k!ck out of was watching one girl, whom I won't The album's centerpiece, "Jesus Forgive Me (For identify, get completely disgusted as Mr. Lifto's The Things J'm About To Say)" is a song that nipples became the size of a human head as he can only bedescribedas metal gospel i·n style. 1ifted the concrete blocks. Typical girl. (Her However, the biggest surprise of Mexican roommate, though, seemed to think it was Moon is its title track, which is sung in both Spanish and English. Napolitano's pretty cool.) c Overall, this video is a solid ha1f voice is caressing, and Mankey' s hour of revolting, demented-yet acoustical guitarwork is spectacu lar in capturing the Latin essence strangely-interesting entertain ( ment. Make sure you watch it of the song. With an album this di- with a large group, and, as the verseand adventurous in mu back of the tape states, sical style, it is a shame that definitely "DO NOT attempt any of these at Concrete Blonde will no home." longer be around to ex pand on it. The Violent Femmes are one of those bands which have a definite cult following. Its debut album Violent Femmes is definitely a classic and a must for every music collection. . Now their sixth release Add It Up ( 1981-!993) is out. This is not just a collection of greatest hits; only nine of the tracks have been released previously. And for those of you·who are curious, "Blister in the Sun"is included. But the best part of this collection are the classic songs done live, like "Kiss Off' and "Add It Up." B-Sides and other unreleased songs, such as "I Hate the 1V," make up the remainder of the album. There is also a song which was written as a title song for a m;vie that was never made, "36-24-36." Basically this is Violent Femmes at its best. Gordan Gano's vocalc;;, Brian Ritchie's bass, and Victor DeLorenzo's rercussion fill the album with an eclectic style. Whether the Femmes have lost itc;; touch or not is yet to be known because none of these songs are brand spankin' new. We will just have to wait and see if the band comes to Orla~do and judge for ourselves, and I know I'li be there with bells on. · •Justin Best REVELATION Oct. 6.1993 R5 Fox Strives To Transcend Into The 90s "What do you Pi ~d? I laughs. The centralized theme got'Cats, 'Metsboxsea1s, 'Miss is not the fact that the word Saigon,' 'Grateful Dead at the "concierge" is mentioned nine Coliseum. 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The songs have an with "Frances Fam1er Will ~W•911 It were these lucky 40 people who got to enjoy the film shown before them. even deeper resent in them. Have Her Revenge On Se ••II "The Year Punk Broke," a film by David Mackey, documents though. "Rape Me" begin. attle" which tell of the over ••ti the 1991 European tour of Sonic Youth, who was joined by the then with the opening chords to exposure of the city thank~ unknown band Nirvana. The movie is a blend of Ii ve tour performances "Teen to ·Nir and more personal tour clips of the band offstage. These offstage clips Spirit," vana in often lent themselves to be very funny and provided the viewer with a t h e n an on little insight into the life of a touring hand. Unfortunately, some of the bluntly g o Ing live shots became visually annoying. Between the unusual camera com - rant. In angles, flashy lighting and flickering scene changes, my eyes became the end. very frustrated , and it seemed like I was stuck watching a rea11y bad p I a ins Cobain MTV video. However, Nirvana and Sonic Youth did put on a good about show. Sonic Youth provided noisy gujtars, pounding drums and whin the over wails, "I ing/screaming vocals, typical of their sound. Nirvana, though, played a use of miss the much more intense style than I had previously heard. Characterized by "Teen comfort their violent nature, they destroyed drum sets. guitars and themselves Spirit" of being ...,. throughout the film. as the sad.·' But Nirvana and Sonic Youth were not the ~rnly figures of modern interest pictured in this rockumentary. Cameo appearances were made teen an Ending by Joey Ramone, Courtney Love, Iggy Pop, among others, as well as them. the al performances by The Ramones, Gumball , Dino aur Jr. and Babes in bum isa Toyland. True, it h 0 0 k Whether this movie should have been called "The Year Punk 1s argu Broke" or, maybe more appropriately "The Year Grunge Broke," it is ably the ca 11 ed " A I I ~t•lltl a good .flick. Aside from a few visual downfalls, '' 1991 The Year Punk b e s t ••ti Broke" provides the viewer with an up-close look at some great live r o c k Apo lo performances by some very cool bands, as well as some amusing insight song of g ies, '' into the personalities of some of the band members. If you ever have the the last where opportunity to check this out, go~ •Craig Mazer 10 years Cobain Revelation Writer or so, seems DOGS continued from Rl but it is to sum also true that it is incredibly up all his views in four min wander aimlessly toward was convicted of possession I mean, who's kidding who? overused and overplayed. utes of some of the catchiest Church Street with some of and trafficking and is still in Before it was the blacks who .Another song, the pop Nirvana has ever don~ . their friends. jail. The interesting thing is were the slaves, now it's ev gem "Dumb," follows the A perfect ending indeed. to There are numerous oth that these kids (Dale's 17 and eryone, man! And it sucks ... " same parameter. The song is a nearly flawless and intelli ers, living on the streets and in Bob's 16) don't even seem to I ask her friend Jason what structured much like a toned gent complaint of a great little rat-hole apartments who notice the predicament that he thinks. He bleakly stares down "Teen Spirit." and its album. they're in. They're wild and through me and continues in a are just .as unique as these: hatred is revealed when •Eyal Goldshm~d unaware of what they could spiralling descent, " ... we're all Wally Beckman, who has a possibly be missing. running scared. We want to pre- wooden leg and would race Or there is tend its get anyone for a beer, Molina .Katrina, who ting b~tter. who tells everyone she was a THIS ISSUE IS BROUGHT refuses to Close our pharaoh in a past life and.con TO YOU ever work eyes and siders this the reason why she's BY: again. She's cling tightly a lesbian, Leroy Small who a slim, mo to the says he's going to be the great THELETTERQ rose girl with American est rapper there ever was. It AND THE NUMBER 4 black-dyed dream. As would be fascinating to listen h a i r . far as I'm to all these people's stories. 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I had more dres with sub-.500 records, but I didn't miss faithinTrivial'sCubs.Ishouldhaveknown as badly as Ms. Duncanson. better.ButldidsayifthePhilliescouldstay Sure, she picked Toronto. That wasn't healthy, they could surprise. Boy did they gutsy, though. But the Cubs winning their ever. Trivial got in trouble with his Cubs, division and going to the World Series? andmostofourotherpickswerenearlythe ·What were you thinking, or should I say, ~~~'llh~~~~be~~ rJ_E_N_N_Y_~_P_R_E_D_I_C_T_I_O_N_S__ F_m_A_L_B_A_S_E_B_A_L_L __ T_R_A_C_E_'_S_P_R_E_D_I_C_T_ID_N_S~~~~f~beena~~~blOy~. season. American League East ~·: - American League East American League East Butevenwithmyheartblindingmyrational NL West-Ipickedthetopdog.I'mnot I. Toronto ·. ~;· · '. 1. Toronto. .,,- l. Baltimore thinking, I picked them for second. The allthathappyaboutbeingcorrectaboutthe 2. Cleveland 2. NewYor"k 2. Toronto WorldSeries?Notinthislifetime. Further, 3. Baltimore 3. Baltimore 3. Cleveland Bmves, but I'll take .what I can get. And I 4. New York 3. Detroit 4_Milwaukee shehadtheMetsgivingtheCubsanminthe wasn'tfaroffontheAstros.Ofcourse,you 5. Milwaukee 5. Boston 5. New York NL East. TheMuts went out and lostovera can'tblamemefornotgettingtheRockies. 6. Boston 6. Cleveland 6. Boston 100 games. Better still, they finished 25 Wh 'd f h h ?W bo h b edb 7. Detroit 7. Milwaukee 7. Detroit gamesbe'hindthefourth-p1aceCubs.Some 0 0 t oug t. e t got um Y American League West American League West American League West Colorado. I. Texas 1. Chicago 1. Minnesota run for the pennant. AL E.ast-1 knew Toronto would come 2. Chicago 2. Texas 2. Chicago Some pretty laughable selections. By the through for me. The Yankees were a sur- 3. Minnesota 3. Kansas City 3. Tex.as way,Ms.Duncanson,youwereprettywrong 4. Kansas City 4. Seattle 4. Kansas City prise; I should learn to have faith in my 5. Seattle 5. California 5. Seattle aboutyourYankeesbeatingtheJays.They team. Tracehadthe0riolesinfirst?Indim1s 6. Oakland 5. Minnesota 6. Oakland came close, only seven games behind! · h'rd?1 G b k · h 7. California 7. Oakland 7. California Enjoy agoodchuckleoverthe '93 picks m t · et your money ac fort at National League East National League East Na t•mna ILeague E as t and get ready cor my on-the-mark playoff crystal ball Trivial; it's flawed. I. Chicago I. Philadelphia I. Montreal 11 AL West-My best division. I had 2. New York 2. Montreal 2. Chicago predicitons. Chicago over Toronto in six. 3. Montreal 3. St. Louis 3. St. Louis The White Sox havebetterpitching. Mean- almost every team nexttotheirfinal spots. 4.St.Louis 4.Chicaao 4 N y k · · l' be · 0 · ew or while,AtlantaoverPhiladelphia ThePhillies Th ese were not T nvia s st se 1ect1ons. 5. Pittsburgh 5. Pittsburgh 5. Pittsburgh Minnesota in first and going to the Series? 6. Philadelphia 6. Florida 6. Philadelphia were a surprise this season, but they won't 7. Florida 7. New York 7. Florida .sneak by the the Braves. While I don't like That'sfunnierth.anthemyCubsselection. Nat1'onal League West Nat1"onal League West N a t•mna l League Wes t the Braves, Greg Maddux or the fact I lo· st a OvemlL Trace's origiAal prediction of I. Atlanta I. Atlanta I. Atlanta 11. 1 Id - b I' ? Hc1uston 2 San Franc·sco 2. ci·nci·nnati' lunch bet on the NL West race, fve got to ."\t ~mta cou st1 11 come true, ut rn put- - · - · L 3. Cincinnati 3. Houston 3. Houston take Atlanta over the Chisox in seven. But, ting my money on the Phillies. They were 4. San Diego 4. Los Angeles 4. San Francisco it will be close. abigsurprisethisseason,andldon'tthink 5. San Francisco 5. Cincinnati 5. Los Angeles they're done. The White Sox have been 6. Los Angeles 6. Colorado 6. San Diego - 7. Colorado 7. San Diego 7. Colorado As for this w~k's big game between gocxJ : bWt heBlueJaysh~a~ught~~ ·~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Florida State and Miami, take the Noles and near the end of the sea.11on, and that momen- need to know. He feels the Sem;noles have This week, Official Word readers. you get lay the points. Don't worry about missed tum will carry them 'to the World Series. m9re worthy opponents and that makes a double treat. First, you get to laugh at some fie!d goals or extra points. It won 't be that Toronto and Philadelphia will have lots of them a better teani'. That argument has been ridiculous baseball predicitions: Secondly, close. Miami has a weak offense and has action. but when the Fat Lady sings, the played. Last week, they struggled to beat used for years, und it ha'\n't helped FSU yet. you get to ponder what coµld be the college Blue Jays wi 11 be tweeting right along with Miami does what it needs to do to win. And Division I-AA Georgia Southern. They 're game of the year. 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Until there's a cure, USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS 9 p.m. there's the TOLL FREE •47 kinds of beer!! 1-800-423-LJSAF American Diabetes ------Association. t::======~~:::-::_::;F;:--!> 2803 Almoa Ave. Winter Park 679-1944 24 Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future Putman finds her niche-golf highlights including: By KEN JACKSON • tied for sixth in her first two collegiate events Contributing Reporter • had team lows for 18 and 54 holes (70, 223) • led team in four of nine events • five top-ten finishes Those who have changed their academic major know •had lowest scoring average on the team (79.00) how hard it is to find their niche in a lifelong endeavor. • placed second at the Azalea Invitational in Wilmington, Kristen Putman, a member of the UCF women's golf team, NC knows what that feels like. After trying her hand at softball • tied for 11th at Beacon Woods Invitational to earn Low and tennis, this sophomore discovered the game of golf as a Freshman Honors in the foumament freshman at Lakeland High School and was instantly hooked. • named to the Trans America Athletic Conference all A year later, thanks to practicing up to six days a week, she conference team was entering competitive tournaments. •qualified as an individual for NCAA Eastern Regionals ''There was no girl's golf team at my high school,'' Putman also qualified forthe U.S. Women's Open, firing Putman said. "But I practiced with the boys and I entered an amazing 73 in the regional qualifiers at Lake Nona. At the tournaments every chance I could to stay competitive." Open at Crooked Stick Golf Club in Indianapolis, she was paired with former UCF player Liz Earley. Thqugh she didn't compete with the school team, The "Having Liz and Mike there (he caddied) was great. Lakeland Ledger named her their Player of the Year three Playing in the Open was unbelievable. It was like a dream; times, and she was named to The Tampa Tribune's all-area I don't believe I was there." Although she missed the cut, it team as a senior. provided her with great experience. UCF head coach Mike Schumaker recruited her shortly Focusing on the future, Putman is just trying to concen after her high-school graduation. "She played some great trate on this year. "I want to play well, individually and as a golf in high school, and she's already played some terrific team. We're young (a ~enior, a junior, three sophomores), Kristen Putman's golfing ability has led the Knights and collegiate golf," Schumaker said. and I think this year we'll do well, and hopefully we'll taken her to the U.S. Women's Open. (DeHoog/Future) Tills is backed up by her incredible freshman year with improve in years to come." Student Legal Services Problems With: By ANDREW VARNON • Friendly Atmosphere Landlords Contributing Reporter • Personal Training Insurance •Computer Fitness Testing Contracts •Co-Ed facility "We're sick and tired of I 1 to • Free Weii;hts Traffic Tickets ,----.FREE---~\ a bus. We're sick and tired of •Aerobics I EN'ROLLMENT WITH I • Exercise i.:ycles Need: Shoney's. We're sic)< and tired I ANY ANNUAL I '.:,_Stairclimhers of being on the road," says Didier I PROGRAM WITH THIS I • Turbo Bikes A Will I COUPON STUDENTS I • Sprint Circuit Training A Name Change goalke~per Menard, senior and I $19.95 PER MONTH ~ • Body Buildin·g \..... ___ ...... ; ______J Uncontested Dissolution co-captain of the UCF men's •Weight Loss soccer team. •JuiceBa• •Nursery . UCF's Student Legal Services prcP.~ide~ free Believe it or not, the men's •Private I ockers soccerteam is seven games into its •Private Showers legal consultation and rep~e?enlat10,n 111 schedule now. The women's soc certain legal areas for qualified UCl· students. OHLANDO o s cer team has played nine. No fool f11"NESS ~ F; . E For informatio~ or an appointment ing. CONNIECT/ON o ~ -· M call 823-2538 Thing is, all sixteen of those 0 Es R Ny or stop by the Student Center A games have been on the road. E. COLONIAL DR./ ST ATE- RO. 50 0 ~ N Room 210 And as could be expected, all D Monday-Friday 8 a.m.-5 p.m. those road games have taken their _. HOURS ." toll. The women just returned MON-THURS 6 AM-11 PM FRiDAY 6 AM-10 PM Funded through Activity & Service Fee · homefromadisappointingweek SATURDAY 9 AM-8 PM SUNDAY 12 PM-5 PM by the Student Government Association end, losing to Centenary, SMU 6615 E. COLONIAL V.8. • Of'L~ND01 FL 32807 • 651'·8000 and Texas A&M. The men will travel to South Florida tonight with a 1-4-1 record. 11 :00 A.M. "It doesn't feel like we're 1-4- 1," says sophomore co-captain FALL BEDDING SPECIAL CATHOLIC CAMPUS MASS Nate Omodt. "I think we're play SUNDAY ®~~©D&[b ing well." SOL Omodt and fellow defenseman MATTRESS SETS ~~D©~® Jeff Onderko boldly predict a win IF©~ 281-4438 over state power USF. "I've got a l!JJ©[F ®lrl!JJ[Q)~!NJlr® schedule on my wall. I'm predict ing we win eight out of nine of our Twin $49 each last games," Omodt claims. This weekend, you can see the St. Josepfi's UCF soccer .teams at home. Fri Full $55 each day, the women's team will take on Lynn at 4 p.m. Saturday, the Queen $69 each Catfio{ic Cfiurcfi men's team plays Florida Tech at ALL NEW MERCHANDISE \ 4p.m.Androundingoutthis week SAME DAY FREE DELIVERY 1501 Alafaya Trail end, the Lady Knights will play 4 pc. Bedroom Sets Saturday Vigil Mass: 6 p.m. Florida Atlantic Sunday at 4 p.m. -~: (SimilartoPicture) $239 All of those games will be out • Double Dressers • Mirror • Headboard • Bedframe Sunday Masses: at the new field next to the UCF all for $239 8 a.m.,10:30 p.m. & 12 p.m. Arena. "I don't think of it as a home 275-0841 game," says ophomore defender Kamal DeGregory. "ft feels like we don't have a home." • i HaJI. Yale v. a! denied a field goal Jowingdriveandthene· 'ena ond ~h when Hinsha\ thre\ 'hi · fi . of three inter ceptions. This time the Bu Udo::- capitaliz driving in from 23 y~ · out to tie the gan with four minutes left in the first quarter. "'We cannot expect any cakewalk. on thi, year' sschedule,"McDowell explained. ·we have the toughest lineup of any team in Division I-AA" . Powered by the receiving of heralded junior David Rhodes, who piled up65 yards in the first half, and 89 yards rushing from Huff. including a six-yard touchdown run, the Knights went into the intermission with possessions. a 21-10 lead. The Knights regained th bull with fi ur Following the spectacular halftime ex minutes left mid put togeth -r an int ns mnl travaganza the Bulldogs came out and put march. Led by Huffs ground control nnd on their own air show. Quarterback Steve daring passes from Hinshaw t Rhod s, th Mills hit star receiver Dave Iwan during the Knights fought against the cl k ru th y firsttwodrives,oneendinginafieldgoaland worked without any time-outs. Attendance.is at season high and Georgia Tech' s and that will By SEAN PERRY dmw the numbers." Contributing Reporter The attendance at Sarurday' s game versus Yale was 23,489, the highest since the fi rst game of the 1989 season. Sloan attributes the crowdtomarketingandprom tion w·. -i. tance. ·· e appreciate all the help Di. ne / and t e United Way of fered· Sloansaid."Thisiswhatwe can coll' ider maxinmm market ing. and we cannot expect much more of a crowd this leveJ:•' The studen body .. emphasized 7 the Gree system. has shown support this~ and is near due s w like 26 Oct. 6, 1993 The Central Florida Future Former Steeler drills Knights Coach gets up early for long day's work U~F's Greatest Day Of Play The key to execution on game you' re going to need lots of coffee. RecTober Fest '93 is almost By JASON SWANCEY day is being able to perform well at The coach arrives around 4 a.m. at Contributing Reporter practice. And what is a typical week his office and doesn't leave until 9 here. Get your tea1ns signed in the life of the offensive staff? p.m. After Saturday's game, the play Kruczek ' s final goal: "I just want up for a day of fun, free Like the saying goes, a good ers receive medical treatment and to go to the playoffs with this team offense is your best defense. A then review the game. and win the final shootin' match." food and prizes. good offense is exactly what the Then there is practice on Sun If anyone knows how to win the UCF Golden Knights bank on ev day. 'This serves a couple of pur shooting match it' sCoach Kruczek, ery Saturday. Who is the man in poses. We review the mistakes charge of this high-octane squad? having been a member of two Su while they are fresh in our minds. It The fifth annual Timex Fit It's Mike per Bowl Championship teams in helps work out the soreness from Kruczek, 1978 and 1979 with the Pittsburgh ness Week will feature sand being hit as we11," Kruczek said. who serves Steelers. Monday is a day off. Tuesday as both With the Steelers, Kruczek volleyball,· swim1ning, disc and Wednesday practices are two quarter learned the three most important hours long, in addition to team and b a c k s things to building a championship golf, aerobics and the staff meetings. 'This is where the coach and team. This includes a coach's abil bulk of our work is done," com offensive ity to evaluate talent, personnel and Pegathon run Oct. 13-23. mented Kruczek. coordina- the coaching staffs cohesiveness t,IC'f' Thursday practice consists of a tor. OnSat- with the players. light workout in shoulder pads and Kruczek u r d a y s The only regret Kruczek has is helmets. Friday is a day off, then For more infor1nation on you'll find not contributing enough. But get Saturday is game day. This isa long him sending in plays and orches ting the chance to contribute is a 60-hourweek fortheoffensi vestaff. these events, call 323-2403 trating drives that would make Bill rare opportunity when playing sec During the week, Kn,iczek has Walsh proud. ond fiddle to Terry Bradshaw. Be time to work out the kinks in his or stop by Rec Services In his ninth season at UCF, hind Bradshaw's confidence was a offense and find new ways to move Kruczek brings pro experience to trait that Kruczek soon picked up } the ball around to his weapons. The room 101. · this young offense. He graduated on. "Terrycameuptomeandsaid, problem the offense encountered fromBostonColJegein I 976, where 'Kruz I'm gonna take you guys all against East Carolina wa's three he earned AH-American honors. interceptions by quarterback Darrin the way this yearandgetyouoneof r--=------He then went on to spend six years Hinshaw .So, Kruczek wenttowork these ring~.',, said Kruczek. in the National Football League. flpa rtment Locator and began practicingfootworkdrills He sees a problem with confi- This is an offense that has put up with Hinshaw on how to shuffle dence in his young quarterbacks, colossal numbers in the past. Un left and right to avoid pressure. and this is something he is trying to der Kruczek, last year's offense instill in them. "Once a quarterback FfiST - EfiSY - F~EE A hint to opposing defensive averaged 37. l points per game, becomes comfortable and confi coordinators-to stymie this of fifth bestinNCAADivision 1-AA. dent in hisabilities,everyonearound flpli * Home~ * Condos * Daplexa fense you have to get up pretty This year, the team ranks ninth in him gains confidence as well," early in the morning. However, to overall offense and second in pass Kruczek said. "Confidence is con get up earlier thai:i Coach Kruczek ing. tagious, and it starts at the top." 657-8282 Lady Knights basketball team prepares to play tough foes t By TRACE-TRYLKO "Several of these teams could be ranked," said head coach Jerry Sports Editor Richardson. "We have a good schedule, one that will prepare us for conference ,.. The UCF women's basketball team play." will face some of the nation's strongest Trans America Athletic Conference games begin Jan. 13 as the Lady Knights squads in a pre-conference warmup this take on College of Charleston at home. December. · "We also have a strong conference The Lady Knights' 1993-94 sched schedule," Richardson added, "It will ule features a home opener .versus Ken help us out getting a TAAC bid." tucky in the UCF Holiday Classic Dec. The T AAC tournament will be held 29~31. Alabama, Florida State, North at SoutheastemLouisiana March 10-12. Carolina, East Carolina, Richmond and The winner receives an automatic bid to Radford round out the tournament field. 'the NCAA tourney. Show Write for· The Central Florida Future some Sports, and cover UCF's sporting school events. Call Jenny • • or Trace at 823-8192 sp1r1t. to get involved. • ( t • • • • • H.. l .. .,s S0"4rrtt1w&- To Cllt'W ow. 'No -"MMML Fn. Now TllAT.,s S0"4fTtt1w&- yo., CAM S•Mk YOlfl Tt'rrtt •MTo. If YOU ~O>i'T 6-0T IT" 6-£.T IT.~M The Central Florida Future Oct. 6, 1993 Golden Knights escape the Bulldogs' bite,42-28 I hero-a mouse! By SEAN PERRY · ·F•~ l .. Contributing Reporter Well, maybe not a mouse, but if , f . - Mickey were the unlikely hero for J •• . The Disney World-/United Disney, then tailback Mike Huff Way-sponsoredRockin' Rallyfea would be the Golden Knights' star tured a spectacular band ensemble, character. colorful character antics and people Standing 5 feet 5 inches and dropping from the sky, yet the half weighing 157 pounds, Huff scat time show paled in comparison to tered and plowed his way to I 64 the dramatic and heroic victory that yards rushing, leading the Knights fell nothing short of a full scale to a 42-28 victory over the Division Disney production. I-AA YaleBulldogsbefore23,489 Michael Eisner could.not have at the Florida Citrus Bowl. chosen a better cast. Yale, the well With the usually-dynamic air polished preppy boys from the Ivy attack looking a bit "Goofy," League, with their pristine, white McDowell decided to break down . unifonns and dominant air attack the Yaledefense with the quick and versus the Knights, attempting to agile running of Huff. hold fort, armored in black and ''Willie English is our starting gold, armed with a hard-nosed, determined offensive line, and the YALE continued page 25 UCF waterskiers ready for national competition Championships. They will take By JASON SWANCEY place from Oct: 7-10 at the Sacra Contributing Reporter mento State University Aquatic Center. There are six regional com Supposedly Jesus wore sandals petitions, and the top two finishers when he walked across water. Al from each go to nationals. In the though the UCF ski team wears Southern · Conference, UCF beat slightly larger shoes, they perform Eckerd, the next closest competi feats just a<; miraculous. However, tor, by I ,000 points. Leading. the these waterwalkers know it's hard way were co-captains Jen Sheldon work, not a miracle, that has gotten and Swanson. Sheldon took first in them to the National Champion the women's slalom, and Swanson ships for the third consecutive year. broke his own record with a jump 'We work the whole summer, plus of 174 feet. I work the pro tour. I haven't had a It may appear difficult to get week off in the last three months," ~ · ~t ' ;~~ emotionally up for a competition said co-captain John Swanson. The 23,489 fans at Saturday's Rockin' Rally saw action both on and off the field. when the team won the last one by There wil1 be 12 schools com Besides the pre-and-post-game festivities, fans enjoyed a UCF victory. (DeHoog/Future) petinginthe Water-SkiingNational SKIING continued page 25 ., Appalachian St. and Louis ville. WOMEN'S SOCCER @ UCF goals: NONE Centenary Sept.30 UCF in the net: Brann 8 WOMEN'S SOCCER @ saves, 3 goals against Final: Centenary 2, UCF 0 Texas A&M Oct. 2 WEDNESDAY UCF record: 3-5 UCF goal : NONE Final: Texas A&M 4, UCF 2 Men's Soccer@ South Florida 7:30 p.m. UCF in the net: Brann 5 UCF goals: Amy Jones@ saves, 2 goals against CROSS COUNTRY UCF · 38:45 unassisted FRIDAY UCF record: 3-4 INVITATIONAL Oct.1 Amy Geltz@ Women's Soccer vs. Lynn 4 p.m. Women's team finish: 2nd 86:30 assisted by Volleyball vs. Applachian St. 5 p.m. Women's top UCF finisher: VOLLEYBALL @ College Jones Jeanne Lesniak 5th ( 19:58) of Charleston Sept. 30 UCF in the net: Brann 17 SATURDAY Men's team finish: 4th UCF def. College of Charles saves, 4 goals against Volleyball vs. Louisville 7:30 p.m. ton 15-10, 15-3, 15-8 UCF record: 3-6 Men's Soccer vs. Florida Tech 4 p.m. VOLLEYBALL @ Furman Both Tiffany Schreiner and Football vs. Samford 1:30 p.m. Invitational con't VOLLEYBALL @ Furman Stephanie Gringer were Cross Country @ Univer. ity of Florida Invitational vs. UNC-Charlotte (S.C.) Invitational Oct. 1 ejected for the Knights. vs. Tennessee-Chattanooga UCF def. UNC-C 8-15, 15- SUNDAY 10, 15-12, 15-13 UCF def. UTC 15-2, 15-1, MEN'S SOCCER @ Men's Golf@ Stetson Invitational vs. Furman 15-7 Florida International Oct. 2 Women's Soccer vs. Florida Atlantic 4 p.m. UCF def. Furman I 5-7, 10- vs. Xavier Final: FIU 3, UCF 0 15, 15-1, 15-8 UCF def. Xavier 15-6, 15- I 0 UCF goals: NONE MONDAY The UCF volleyball team 15-9 UCF in the net: Menard 2 Men's Golf@ Stetson Invitational con't raised their record to an saves, 3 goals· against outstanding 20-3. After a WOMEN'S SOCCER @ UCF record: UCF 1-4-1 TUESDAY Southern Methodist Oct. 1 long road wing the Lady Men's Golf@ Stetson Invitational can't Final: SMU 3. UCF 0 Knights return home to face Compiled by Scott Ginchereau