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Magazine310532.Pdf Santa Letters 2019 HFL.qxp_Layout 1 12/11/19 9:22 AM Page 1 Santa Letters 2019 HFL.qxp_Layout 1 12/11/19 9:22 AM Page 2 Friday, December 13, 2019 • Henryetta Free-Lance 2C www.HenryettaFree-Lance.com Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Dear Santa, and a Frozen Ice Castle. Please bring me a I would like a toy Santa I want an ice horse like Love, puppy, a nightshirt, bows (Ho-Ho), a Baby Alive in the movie Frozen 2, a Allyson and a new house. I want doll, Barbies and Play- water horse, an ice drag - turtles too. doh. on, a puzzle and purple Dear Santa, Love, Love, slime for Christmas. I would like a Ava Darla Love, Spiderman car with a Samantha man that sits in it. I would Dear Santa, Dear Santa, like a choo-choo train at Dear Santa, Please bring me a swing I want a new fish tank Dear Santa, my Meme’s in the back, a Pre-3 I want juice, toys and set, PJ Masks and troll and a new TV for my bed - I want an ice horse, pur - long one. I would like a Play-doh. books. room. ple slime a polar dragon, a Lightning McQueen car Hamric Love, Love, Love, unicorn toy and a pet and a Mac. That’s all I Garrett Jaxson Noah sheep. want. Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Love, Love, I want five swords with Dear Santa, Dear Santa, I love you Santa! I Sofia Axel buttons on them. I want PJ Mask toys and Please bring me would like an LOL Love, toys. Ghostbusters stuff, a new Surprise toy for Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Sage Love, hat and Toy Story 4. Christmas and that is all. For Christmas this year I love to sing songs with Adyn Love, Love, I would like a car to drive, you (not the real you, the Dear Santa, Hendrix Rorie a Christmas tree for my picture I have). I miss I want lipstick and lip Dear Santa, room, earrings to wear you. I want a Scout the gloss and a playhouse. I want a baby doll, a real Dear Santa, Dear Santa, and a new baby doll. Horse, a big play ground Love, baby, Barbie dolls, a pre - For Christmas I just I want a new BB gun, a Love, and a BIG chocolate Kiss Mason tend TV and a Santa want a toothbrush. pet dog, a new Christmas Jakota for Christmas. Frosty the Claus bat. Merry Love, tree for my parents and a Elf put toilet paper on the Dear Santa, Christmas. I love you. Tielar new TV. Dear Santa, fan! I want a baby doll and a Love, Love, I would like to see your Love, pink brush. Kooper Dear Santa, Cooper reindeer. I would like a Addy Love, Hi. Please bring me new bike, a car, a big monster Masie Dear Santa, toys, but you can surprise Dear Santa, truck with a controller, an Dear Santa, I want Mickey Mouse me. I have been a good I want a Barbie house, X-Box and race cars. I want for Christmas Dear Santa, toys. boy. some Barbies, toy food, a Love, some LOL dolls with gold I want a baby, a baby Love, Love, kitchen, a Barbie car and Kordario hair and also an LOL van bottle, baby and toys for Waylon D. Brayden a jeep. I have been very with dolls. Oh, and my baby because I am a good this year. Minnie Mouse playhouse, mom. Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Love, Elsa and Ana couch. One Love, I would like Barbies, Please bring me a real Aubrey Pre-K more thing I want a tablet Fawn Muppet Babies toys and a little dog and a dollhouse. with games and Nick Jr. Barbie camper. Say hi to Love, Dear Santa, Brooks Also, I love you Santa! Dear Santa, Rudolph and Mrs. Claus Charlie I want some Legos, Dear Santa, Love, I want a Marshall. too. Merry Christmas. super heroes, a bike and a I want a dirt bike and Mia Love, Love, Dear Santa, remote control car. two big Transformers. Oh Addalyn Paden Please bring me Puppy Love, and I want a power bull - Dear Santa, Capris and a red bike and Dallas dozer. I want a Buzz Light I want a kitten for Dear Santa, Dear Santa, also a pink monkey. Year four-wheeler that Christmas. I want a Can I get a big toy? I I want a Barbie cake Love, Dear Santa, goes outside. puppy too. I also want a want a bike. thing. Sydney How are your elves Love, stuffed animal and a doll. Love, Love, doing Santa Claus? I Cliffy A jewelry box too. Sophia Maddy Dear Santa, would like a tiger sword, a Love, Please bring me a new toy jet and a Spiderman Dear Santa, Timber Dear Santa, Dear Santa, bike and something for Far from Home suit. That I want a new lunch pail I want a train track with I want a tractor and a my mom and dad and for is all. so I can take my lunch to Dear Santa, a train because I don’t dinosaur. Merry the baby. Thank you. Love, school. I want a new I want a Christmas have one. Christmas. Love, Jett Power Rangers backpack present and kinetic sand Love, Love, Sloane too. I would like to have a too. I really want some Josie Byron Dear Santa, toy Christmas tree that letters to learn with, mag - Dear Santa, I want a Paw Patrol lights up with a switch. A net ones. I want a skate - Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Please bring maybe a playhouse. I also want pencil with a sharpener. board and a new I-Pad. I want an LOL doll, a I want a Transformer doll, an Arial doll and a Legos and a remote con - Merry Christmas. That’s all I want to tell baby LOL doll and like and Bat mobile, a toy that live doll. Please bring trol car. Love, you. rainbow Play-doh. shoots eggs and they something for my mom Love, Alex Love, Love, glow, some toys, a har - and sisters and my dad. Jude Asher Luna monica and Legos. Happy Love, Dear Santa, Holidays Santa! Rosie Dear Santa, I want a car for my Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Love, I would like a Harley Barbie and a big doll with Momma, Momma. Ho! I want a Pikachu game. Lane Davidson remote control a doggie. I want a puppy Ho! Ho! Merry It’s my favorite. truck with the motor pack with a car. I’ve been Christmas. Will you bring Love, Dear Santa, sticking out, a GMT car, a good girl this year. me presents for Samuel I want Paw Patrol toys Pre-K Dodge Ram truck with Merry Christmas. I hope I Christmas? I’ve been and a Christmas tree. tail gate and a Dodge get to sit on your lap and good. I want a doll that I Dear Santa, Love, Spurlock Charger. That’s all I want. take a picture with you. can feed. I want a water gun for Draven Dear Santa, Love, Love, Love, summer. I would like a tablet, a Radley Allie Chyna Love, Dear Santa, phone, another tablet and Brian I would like Paw Patrol phone for my brother Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Dear Santa, toys, a “water fly” toy and Andre and a computer. I I want some pink slime, I have been good some - How does your reindeer Dear Santa, music. love you Santa! some Play-doh, glasses to times. I want a fish, a fly? Did you get my I want a big toy Batman Love, Love, wear, some jewelry, snake and a lizard a red Christmas list I made? Do for a present and my sissy Ethan Caelen Barbies and some new on. you put jingle bells on wants a horsey. baby dolls. Love, your reindeer? I go to Love, Dear Santa, Dear Santa, Love, Derrick school and I have two Kobyn I want new earrings and I would like a chocolate Greer Knight Bucks! I have been a monster. Thank you. cookie, a watch, a Barbie Dear Santa, good this year. Dear Santa, Love, doll house, a kangaroo Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year. Love, I want pizza for Beretta and an elephant. I am I want some slime, For Christmas I want a Greenlie Christmas. going to have milk and Play-doh, a toy kitchen, a firetruck. I’m out of paint Love, Dear Santa, cookies for Santa on little dollhouse and kinet - too, I need some. Dear Santa, Daniel I want a stuffed llama Christmas morning. ic sand for Christmas. Love, Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry and llama stuff. Love, Love, Charlotte Christmas! I’ve been Dear Santa, Love, Meske Stella kinda bad, but I’m trying I want SpongeBob toys Millie Dear Santa, to be good. I really want a for Christmas. Dear Santa, Dear Santa, I want a real gun, a BB big play car that I can Love, I want a Christmas tree, I would like a pink Nerf gun so I can hunt deer drive and some Korbyn a toy horse, a doll house, gun, a baby doll elf, a blue with Daddy and a knife. I dinosaurs, I love them, Pre-3 an elephant and a butter - Nerf gun, a green Nerf want a camper too so we please and thank you for Dear Santa, fly and frog toy. gun for Grayson and a can go camping at the giving.
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