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For advertising information, call (858) 537-2280 • [email protected] October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS 3 They lived a very simple life without many frills. There seems to be none like him left? Harry & Bess Truman Harry Truman was a different kind “You don’t want me. You want the of- of President. He probably made as fice of the President, and that doesn’t many, or more important decisions re- belong to me.. It belongs to the Ameri- garding our nation’s history as any of can people and it’s not for sale.” the other 32 Presidents preceding him. Even later, on May 6, 1971, when However, a measure of his greatness Congress was preparing to award him may rest on what he did after he left the Medal of Honor on his 87th birth- the White House. day, he refused to accept it, writing, The only asset he had when he died “I don’t consider that I have done was the house he lived in, which was in anything which should be the reason Independence Missouri . His wife had for any award, Congressional or other- inherited the house from her mother wise.” and father and other than their years As president he paid for all of his in the White House, they lived their en- own travel expenses and food. tire lives there. Modern politicians have found a When he retired from office in 1952 new level of success in cashing in on his income was a U.S. Army pension re- the Presidency, resulting in untold ported to have been $13,507.72 a year. wealth. Today, too many in Congress Congress, noting that he was paying for also have found a way to become quite his stamps and personally licking them, wealthy while enjoying the fruits of granted him an ‘allowance’ and, later, a their offices. Political offices are now retroactive pension of $25,000 per year. for sale (ie. Illinois ). After President Eisenhower was in- Good old Harry Truman was correct augurated, Harry and Bess drove home when he observed, “My choices in life to Missouri by themselves. There was were either to be a piano player in a no Secret Service following them. whore house or a politician. And to When offered corporate positions tell the truth, there’s hardly any differ- at large salaries, he declined, stating, ence!” We ought to have cloned him!
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For advertising information, call (858) 537-2280 • [email protected] October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS 7 Making ‘you’ a priority is the way to happy As women we are lauded for our in- Food, Water, Sex, Sleep, Warmth care of the child. Remember that when nate abilities to multi-task. I can per- 2. Safety Needs: Protection, Securi- it comes to the corporation of Y.O.U. sonally type an email, while on the ty, Order, Law, Limit, Stability there are no compromises authorized! phone and gesturing for someone to 3. Belongingness / Love Needs: Sherry D. Strothers is a life coach come into my office to take a seat. Ca- Family, Affection, Relationships and Lipstick Leader founder. She serves reer women have achieved the Super 4. Esteem Needs: Achievement, Sta- currently as a Chief Warrant Officer in Woman status and feel they must have tus, Responsibility, Reputation the U.S. Navy with 27 years of active it all… 5. Self-Actualization Needs: Person- service. She is also a mother, entrepre- Women are filling several full-time chologist that established a well-re- al Growth, Fulfillment neur, consultant, speaker, writer, strat- responsibilities “part-time” and the spected Hierarchy of (human) Needs Understanding Maslow’s hierar- egist and is active within many lead- sad reality is that very often the SHE which is made up of five distinct cate- chy will help you understand the im- ership organizations. Sherry has one is the person SHE neglects the most. If gories. The needs are listed from 1 to 5, portance of ensuring your needs are passion... the empowerment of women. Mommy, Wife, Supervisor, Boss is tired; with 1 being the most basic. The prin- met. Part of the safety brief when fly- She has mentored thousands of wom- drained or exhausted everyone suf- ciple is simple… If one’s physiologi- ing on an airplane is for parents to tell- en over the years as a leader within the fers. It’s great to do all, know all and cal needs aren’t met, they can’t focus ing parents to put the oxygen masks on military. She serves to inspire, cultivate be all but understand that there MUST on their safety needs or belongingness themselves BEFORE putting the mask self-esteem, challenge and demonstrate be time set aside specifically for you. and so forth. The five needs are: on their children; because if the parent her “never give up” attitude. Go to Sher- Abraham Maslow’s was a psy- 1. Physiological Needs: Oxygen, passes out there will be no one to take ryStrothers.com to learn more. Addiction is an equal opportunity destroyer I HATE MEETINGS! equal opportunity destroyer. the one who agreed with you. Togeth- I despise any thought of God or We have quite a history together; er we made sure you didn’t find a mo- a higher power. I hate anyone who Chemical I, the puppeteer, and you the puppet, ment’s happiness. works a recovery “program.” To those dancing from my strings, trampling I rule because you don’t take me se- of you who know me, I wish a long life Warfare all your dreams. I’m stealthy and pack riously. You worry about cancer, chest of suffering. As for your family and with Keith Angelin maximum lethality. I love pretend- pains, diabetes, liver disease and such. the sorry lot who might still care, I MBA, CADC-II, CNDAI ing; I’m your friend, I’m the solution, Fool! You don’t realize that I cause look forward to seeing their faces as I’m dependable, You deserve this, You those things. Yet despite being a re- you slowly die before their eyes. earned this, You’ll get away with this... viled disease, I don’t come uninvited. But where are my manners? Allow and you listen to me like the dummy me. Why am I smiling? Because I’ve It is you who chooses me. You’re the me to introduce myself… I am the dis- you are. And you dance harder. Better murdered millions of people like you. one who buys and uses and hides and ease of alcoholism and addiction. Cun- yet, I love making you so numb that Young, old, rich, poor, smart, dumb craves in an endless cycle. So many ning, baffling and powerful; that’s you detach from this world altogether; as dirt... makes no difference. I’m an have chosen me over sanity and peace. alone, claustrophobic, without hope. Sadly, not everyone thinks like you. Your private heaven in hell. JEWELRY Hard as I might try, some folks just What I supply is instant gratifica- aren’t interested in my kind of heaven. tion. Something which you find as vital Instead they’ve chosen programs and as water and are willing to exchange meetings and fellowships and a high- for your soul. What about suffering, er power. Luckily I have all the time in you ask? Never mind that. Why think the world. For now it’s my turn to wait, about the future now? 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For advertising information, call (858) 537-2280 • [email protected] October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS 9 Donations needed for Veterans Day parade float The VFW District 1 pa- patriotic music. rade entry will include VFW members are ask- a 40-foot float replete ing for donations to make with a touch of patrio- the float the biggest and tism designed by VFW the best. Please send dona- members and decorated tions, payable to VFW Dis- appropriately with dis- trict 1 Parade Entry to VFW plays of Old Glory. The District 1, 4370 Twain Ave., float will feature some San Diego, CA 92120. Any very special guests and donatiuon appreciated. Marines plan troop cuts Congressionally mandated budget 12 at home. The cut from the current cuts will force the Marine Corps to 194,000 troops would be accomplished LEAVING trim the “strategy-driven” force design by 2017, McKenzie said, adding that it had envisioned and shift toward re- if sequestration continued, the “low- duced troop strength said Maj. 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For advertising information, call (858) 537-2280 • [email protected] October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS 11 THE MOVIE MAVEN’S Movie Reviews By Jeri Jacquin, Movie Maven This film tells the story of astro- lence! Coming to theatres this week from nauts Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock) Clooney is the director Alfonso Cuaron and Warner and Matt Kowalski (George Clooney) mild comic relief Bros. Pictures comes a ride like no who are in space working outside a sat- and probably the other when you are dealing with ellite making repairs. Their routine fix reason I remem- GRAVITY. becomes a bit more complicated when bered to NOT word comes from mission control (Ed hold my breath! Harris) that there has been an explo- His performance is so necessary and These one shots bring the audience sion in space that is causing a domino although not a big role as one might into the tension whether you want to or effect. think – it is gracious and endearing not! The story is riveting and the per- none-the-less. formances stellar. The debris is widespread and head- Other cast include: Paul Sharma as Be prepared for the feeling of being ing in there direction. With literally a Shariff, Amy Warren as Explorer Cap- in space and a story that will carry you moments warning the space junk hits tain and Basher Savage as the Russian through till the end. Director Cuaron is the ship and everyone is sent flying. Space Station Captain. a name you might recognize with HAR- Stone is ejected and Kowalski is her RY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF only hope. Tubs of Popcorn: AZKABAN as well as CHILDREN OF It will take skill and calm for I give GRAVITY three and a half MEN. The film GRAVITY will no doubt these two astronauts to find a way tubs of popcorn out of five. The cinema- be on many awards list as the season to survive and get back to Earth tography is genius with scenes where approaches! before their time and air runs out. the camera never leaves the action. In the end – don’t let go. Final word: Bullock as Stone is totally A TALK WITH CODY CAMERON AND KRIS PEARN intense. Once again she proves why audiences love her perfor- mances. She is solid and when ‘Cloudy With a moments of weakness happen the character is even more beautiful to experience. This Chance of Meatballs 2’ could not have been an easy role By Jeri Jacquin, Movie Maven because her costar (besides Clooney) Opening in theatres this week is is deep space and an abundance of si- the next installment in family fun in CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF EDUCATION MEATBALLS 2. Literally picking up where the first film left off Flint (Bill Hader) has left town to seek employment. Landing a job with his idol Chester V (Will Forte), Flint is sent to clean up the is- land. Upon his return he discovers that things are a little different than he thought. His machine is still operating and making food mon- sters like crazy tacodiles and pickles only made sense and cute little strawberries! to bring a new story back to the Along with Sam (Anna Faris), Earl screen. Having the opportunity to chat Devereaux (Terry Crews) and Steve with both directors Cody Cameron and (Neil Patrick Harris) they must stop Kris Pearn turned out to be just as the craziness and save the world one much fun as the film! food group at a time. Tell me about wanting to get in- CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF volved with the film once again? MEATBALLS was such a huge success Cody: I really loved working on the among kids and their families that it CLOUDY, cont’d. on Page 19
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BUGSBy Andrew Tarantola That new way is entomophagy, the prac- routinely consumed a number of insect What? If tuna is the chicken of the sea, Gizmodo.com tice of raising insects as food. species—ants, beetle larvae, lice, ticks, then crustaceans are its bugs. Whaddya mean you didn’t chow and mites—well before we attained the down on cicada during this summer’s A Ready Precedent technology to hunt or farm. What’s Good mass emergence? You’d be surprised No, don’t scrunch up your nose in dis- These ancient traditions are now how delicious those little creepy- carried on throughout Latin America, (And Good For You) gust. People in 80 percent of the world’s As it turns out, insects aren’t just ef- crawlies are with a bit of salt and vin- Asia, and Africa. North America, too, countries—roughly two billion in all— ficient to raise—pound for pound re- egar. Besides, if you had, you’d have if you count the 200 million pounds already eat more than 1,400 different quiring a quarter the precursor and gotten a head start on our inevitable species of arthropod. Thirty years ago, of lobster and 300 million pounds of bug-eating future. Westerners thought sushi was disgust- crab that Americans consume annually. BUGS, cont’d. on Page 18 With a rapidly growing population ing; before that it was shrimp, and be- BOOKKEEPING already nearing seven billion humans, fore that oysters. Not only do we love our current methods of farming large those foods now, they’re considered livestock (read: cattle) are simply insuf- premium items. So why can’t we get ficient to feed us all. Instead, the UN over eating shrimp that just happen to Food and Agriculture Organization has be on land? begun advocating an interesting solu- Outside of most first-world coun- tion. In an exhaustive report published tries, eating insects is really common, this past May, the report states, “It is ubiquitous even. Native tribes the widely accepted that by 2050 the world world over have been consuming in- will host 9 billion people. To accom- sects for millenia. In fact, coprolite modate this number, current food pro- analysis (that’s fossilized feces, by the duction will need to almost double. We way) from American and Mexican caves need to find new ways of growing food.” has revealed that our early ancestors
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HOUSING MEATBALLS Cont’d. from Page 12 first film with Chris and really wanted to continue the story. Kris: We had a lot of ideas in the first film that we didn’t get to realize so this was our opportunity to come back into the world of Cloudy and fulfill some of those dreams. Did you feel as if you wanted the film to slide from the first right into the second storyline? Cody: We had a whole monster mov- ie ending for the first CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS that had to be cut for time reasons. The idea of starting the movie literally sixty sec- onds after the first film was a really a good idea for us. Kris: We had scenes that I was yearn- ing to finish. Did you see the reaction at Comic Con to the trailer of the film – just the trailer! Kris: It was really exciting! Cody: I had to breathe, drink a lot of water and relax. When 7,000 people were screaming as a title came across the screen that had to be amazing for you? Cody: That was actually pretty awe- some. 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Houston Rockets... Up-tempo? Kevin McHale still wants the Hous- ton Rockets to play up-tempo with Dwight Howard. Pictured right, Kevin McHale and Dwight Howard hold up a jersey not to be used for months (Bob Levey/ Getty). The addition of All-Star center Dwight Howard has turned the Hous- ton Rockets into one of the NBA’s few widely acknowledged title contenders, a squad with the talent and depth to come out of the West this spring. On the other hand, the Rockets also have to figure out exactly what their sys- tem is going to look like. Howard left ROCKETS, cont’d. on Page 24 22 October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS www.MilitaryPress.com • [email protected] CHARGERS Dwight Freeney sets REPORT example on and off the gridiron By Art Garcia advice someone gave you about the here and we have some young, new tal- consensus of both the pundits and In a sport where each year you are league whether it be another player, a ent here so it’s a great little combo and fans was that the Colts would have a employed you have to fend off com- family member or a mentor? done right, we could be really danger- down year trying to rebuild after los- petitors vying for your job, you often DF: Oh, just to know that every time ous. ing Peyton Manning, yet you guys went find veterans unwilling to mentor fel- you went out on the field that’s part of AG: This defense has Eric Weddle 11-5 and earned a trip to the playoffs. low players (see Brett Favre and Aaron your resume. Whether you are on this and a lot of young talent in guys like Do you see any similarities between Rodgers). However, there are veterans team or you are released by Donald Butler, Corey Liuget and Kend- that team and this Chargers team who out there who, despite entering the another team, it’s what all Reyes. With the accolades attached many feel is a rebuilding team as well? twilight of their career, are secure you put out there on the to your name, do automatically assume DF: Yeah I think there is because we enough in their ability that they field because it will al- a leadership role or do you leave that seem to be flying under the radar and have no problem offering ways be there, it gets to the veterans like Weddle and Jarret there aren’t a lot of high expectations their wisdom to a team- archived. It’s going Johnson who are already here? for this team and that’s okay. It’s not for mate playing the to be part of your re- DF: Well I think it comes with the anyone outside this locker room… they same position. sume, so therefore you territory. I think the longer you’ve can count, judge or write any article For seven-time need to go out there and been in the game, the longer you’ve or whatever, but it will have no effect Pro Bowler show the world when been here… it’s not an accident. It on what is actually going to happen. I Dwight Free- you’re on cam- happened because you have probably think the more we understand that the ney, passing era who done things the right way and you gain better we’ll be as a team. his knowl- you all this knowledge not to just keep to It’s all about the 53-man roster and edge of want yourself, it’s to share and to pass on and guys making a decision to go out there the game to be; that’s what has kind of happened over and play the best we possibly can to- onto oth- how you want to the years with me. Talking with older gether – and the results of that will be er player be looked at and how you want to be guys over the years who have retired the results of that. As far as outside the has never perceived. like Richard Dent and Bruce Smith, I’ll locker room, it shouldn’t have any ef- been a prob- AG: I would think that holds see them around and they’ll give me fect on what happens this season. lem. Freeney true especially now because of a little sprinkle of knowledge and I’ll recently sat social media with all of the cam- share it with a guy here. It’s just that The Endzone down with MP eras, microphones, cell phones you have all this knowledge for what? According to Pro Football Focus, reporter Art and twitter accounts that can be When you’re done what are you going Freeney has been one of the best out- Garcia Jr. seen globally? to do? So you just pass it on. side linebackers in the league through to an- DF: Exactly because now there is AG: Heading into last season the CHARGERS, cont’d. on Page 24 swer more coverage (of athletes) than ever. But for me, it was just while I’m on HOUSING that field I want to represent myself in a certain way – especially for kids (to show them) this is how you play the game. AG: After playing 11 years with List Your Home For 1% the Colts, what is your thought on this Military & Veterans Program Chargers team that brought you in as a a few questions about this 2013 season. free agent? AG: It’s been 12 years for you play- DF: I’m really excited… you have a ing in the NFL, does it feel that long? lot of talent on this team; a lot of young DF: It doesn’t, it really doesn’t. energy; a new coaching staff (mixed) Sometimes the body might feel like with an older coaching staff. You have it, but mentally it really doesn’t. Time a great combination of both things flies when you’re having fun doing which could be a real recipe for suc- what you’re doing – it’s all like yes- cess – you keep some things that have terday to me in my mind when I was been good around here defensively and a rookie coming into the league where you get some new stuff from an offen- I was just trying to establish myself to sive standpoint that will help maybe be whoever I wanted to be. put some more points on the board. We Military & Veterans Program offered during the month of August AG: As a rookie, what was the best have some of those key veterans still We are a veteran-owned company and have great respect and admiration for active duty military and veterans. For you, we are offering our Military & Veterans Program. In addition, we are pleased to offer you our enhanced premier service at Significantly reduced commission rates for sellers and commission rebates for buyers. 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Just into the 20th century, furniture makers began making “woodies” as a sideline to their businesses. They would purchase an automobile without a body, and build a body from wood. These custom vehicles were often set up like small buses and were commonly used by resorts to transport guest to and from railroad depots. They weren’t called woodies back then. Rather, they were known as “depot hacks.” In the horse-drawn days, a “hack” was a wagon. Some woodies went upscale and became favorites of the wealthy. Sometimes referred to as estate cars, they would gain popularity with “county gentlemen” who owned large 1948 Chevrolet Fleetline rural estates. Aeroosedan Country Club Eventually auto manufacturers began producing their own versions. Ford introduced the first production woodie in 1929. Throughout the 30’s most other manufacturers joined in, usually with very limited success, Some lesser known car makers only pro- duced a prototype or two. 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This engine de- gling 470-horse 392 Hemi under the “pony car” legend, which debuted way Price as Tested: $28,295 velops a stout 305 horses which is 55 hood and no leftover incentive. back in 1970. By 1975, the Challenger more than the 3.5-liter V6 engine it Challenger continues Dodge’s was gone until re-appearing to much excitement in 2008 complete with an AUTOMOTIVE optional R/T model and a modern 5.7 Hemi V8. (I’m not counting those 1978- 1983 foreign car Mitsubishi Galant Challengers in between). BOB BAKER CHRYSLER JEEP DODGE RAM For those who didn’t grow up in the 1960s and 1970s, “392” is the nomen- clature for the legendary 392 cubic 877-363-2393 inch Hemi engine that powered many gas and fuel dragster drivers into drag racing immortality. Back then, 2013 DODGE DART SE/AERO competition on the street came from 2014 WRANGLER SPORT Ford Mustang, Chevy Camaro, AMC Net Cost Net Cost Javelin/AMX, Plymouth Barracuda $ $ and Pontiac Firebird/Trans-Am. To- 23,990 15,490 day, it’s just Mustang, Challenger and $ Camaro that have survived and or re- $0 Down$375 $0 Down 255 introduced. Per Month 84 Months at Per Month 72 Months at Our Challenger’s base came in at 3.99% on approved avg credit 2.49% on approved avg credit just $26,295, but the aforementioned final tally, thanks to the year-end dis- MSRP ...... $26,405 Military Rebate ...... $500** MSRP ...... $16,990 Bob Baker Discount ... $1,915 Net Cost...... $23,990 Bob Baker Discount ...... $1,500 Net Cost...... $15,490 counts, brings SXT into a “doable buy” Sale Price ...... $24,490 Vin # ...... DL625296 Sale Price ...... $15,490 Vin # ...... DD315305 for both “baby boomers” and “Gen- eration X” enthusiasts. Options on our tester include a $300 Park Sense 2013 DODGE CHALLENGER SXT 2013 RAM 1500 QUAD CAB rear park assist, $195 Sirius XM Satel- lite with a year sub and a $450 Boston Net Cost $ Acoustics sound group upgrade. Deliv- $ 4,250 ery is $995. 21,990 In Rebates As for transferring power, a five- Total Discount speed “Auto Stick” automatic comes $0 Down$ $ standard and is the only transmis- 365 sion available. Down the road, look Per Month 72 Months at 7,430 MSRP ...... $27,290 2.49% on approved avg credit MSRP ...... $32,420 Truck Month Cash ...... $1,000 for Dodge to perhaps move to at least Bob Baker Discount ...... $1,800 Bob Baker Discount ...... $3,180 Cali Bonus Cash ...... $500 a six-speed since Chrysler is already Sale Price ...... $25,490 Chrysler Financial Cash.... $1,000*** Sale Price ...... $29,240 Chrysler Finance Cash ..... $1,000*** producing 8-speed automatics in the Military Rebate ...... $500** Net Cost...... $21,990 Military Rebate ...... $500** Net Cost...... $24,990 Consumer Cash ...... $2,000* Vin # ...... DH708781 Consumer Cash ...... $1,250* Vin # ...... DS680101 Charger and 300 line. Our tester’s 18 city and 27 highway EPA numbers will surely increase, but for now and through 2014, it’s still the five-speed automatic. (A six speed manual is available with Hemi engines, but the $ automatic delivers better MPG). 332 SPECIAL MILITARY INCENTIVE Outwardly, Challenger’s long hood and short rear deck keep the retro shape intact. All Challengers are rear- Camp Pendleton drive and may not be best suited for snow storms. However, nowadays snow 877-363-2393 tires with spikes offer acceptable trac- tion. WWW.BOBBAKERCJD.COM Underneath, a fully independent suspension and four wheel ABS discs 5555 CAR COUNTRY DR. help keep Challenger pointed the CARLSBAD, CA 92008 Cannon Rd. right way. We like Dodge Challenger (15 mins from Pendleton) very much. If you buy a leftover, you’ll Car Cntry Rd. save big over the 2014 prices for basi- cally the same vehicle. 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30 October 1, 2013 THE MILITARY PRESS www.MilitaryPress.com • [email protected] Serving our country? You’ve got our attention!
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Broker Cooperation Welcome. ©2013 KB Home (KBH). A 1.5kW solar power system is included as a standard component of a new KB home at The Pinnacle at Roripaugh Ranch. Energy bill savings are based on estimated monthly costs for electricity and gas for a home as designed (not as built) with the corresponding solar power system compared to estimated monthly costs for electricity and gas without the system. KBH makes no guarantee of energy production by any solar power system installed with a home or of energy costs or savings, if any, experienced by any homeowner. Energy costs and savings, if any, will vary by floor plan, home size, occupancy, daily activities, appliance usage, thermostat settings, climate conditions and orientation of the home and the solar power system size and operating conditions, among other factors. KBH reserves the right to modify, discontinue or replace any solar options at any time without prior notice. Other restrictions and limitations may apply. Solar power systems are supplied by SunPower Corporation®. KBH and SunPower Corporation are independent companies. SunPower and the SunPower logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of SunPower Corporation. See Built to Order™ options and upgrades offered at KB Home Studio. All options/upgrades require additional charges and ordering at predetermined stages of construction, and are subject to change/discontinuation anytime by KB Home. KB Home is not a custom homebuilder. Plans, pricing, financing, terms, availability and specifications subject to change/prior sale without notice and may vary by neighborhood, lot location and home series. Buyer responsible for all taxes, insurance and other fees. Sq. footage is approximate. HOA applies. ARTIST’S CONCEPTION: Illustration may depict upgraded landscaping/options and may not represent lowest-priced homes. Photo does not depict racial preference. Military images and/or information do not reflect nor imply endorsement by Dept. of Defense or Service Branch. See sales representative for details. KB Home Sales–Southern California Inc. (CA Real Estate License 00242327). SOCAL-111503
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