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DR. SEATON INTRODUCES "The Sopholechtian lassies, yes, FAREWELL TO DR. AND MRS. ENGLISH DEPARTMENT NEW EXECUTIVE and all the coeds too, SEATON A BIG SUCCESS. Are loyal to Rhizomia and the old Eng. 128. Prose Writers of the Red, White and Blue, Eighteenth Century. 2 units. This Dr. Knoles, the president elect of And to the lads who have always Perhaps the most unique and suc­ course is designed as a completion of the College of the Pacific, was wel­ to their colors proven true— cessful party of recent years was English 7, but may be taken inde­ comed to the college with a most im­ While old Rhizomia Booms." given in the form of an informal re­ pendently. It covers Defoe, Swift, pressive ovation on the part of the ception to Dr. and Mrs. Seaton last Addison, Steele, Dr. Johnson and other students last Tuesday at chapel, Dr. When Rhizomia booms with Sopho- Friday night. The Social Hall was a great writers. It is a good course for Seaton introducing Dr. Knoles as a lechtia you can make up your minds scene of such jollity and good com­ those "do not care for poetry." Open real man among men. that there is something doing. The radeship as has not been seen on the to Sophomores. Dr. Knoles appearance was greeted annual boom took place last Saturday campus for several months. Eng. 109 (B). Paradise Lost. The with hearty applause. His talk was evening and all agreed upon its being As soon as some of the older mem­ poem will be -read at the rate of a inspiring in its expression of lofty the most novel and entertaining party bers of the College had met in Social book a week. 1 unit. Open to all ideals. The speech was impressive and of the year. Hall the remarks were passed that it College and Conservatory students. tinged with real humor. He uttered As in preceding years the party was "just like old times." While there This is a good opportunity to do what in part: started with a banquet, and due to might be some criticism that the affair "I appreciated the honor, when it every one wants to do some time, read Mrs. Ball's thoughtfulness it was a was not just the sort of reception as our great English Epic through. was first offered me. I understand its huge success. At the close of the ought to have been given our Presi­ opportunities and privileges. I am New students may enter the course banquet Mr. Davis, President of Rhi­ dent, we feel that those in whose wonderfully pleased at this welcome." in the history of English Literature, zomia, presented Mrs. Ball with a box honor it was given really enjoyed it He continued: but they are not advised to do so. of candy, this to express in a small much more than they would have had "I want to bring to you a declara­ part, Sopholechtia's and Rhizomia's it been held in the stiff formal style PHILOSOPHY DEPARTMENT tion., One of the finest passages of thanks for her kindness to them. with a long bread line of handshakers, the New Testament ,is the statement, Logic—8:00-—T. W. T. F. 4 units. The party then adjourned to the a group of wall flowers, and long list 'The master has come and calls for New Testament History—11:30— home of Miss Mildred Beans where of conventionally bored persons who thee.' I want to be the interpreter M. W. F. 3 units. the big show took place. A copy of came and stayed because it was their of the call of Jesus Christ to you." New Testament as Literature—11:30 a program is here reproduced. duty. Dr. Knoles discussed the persistence As it was, it proved to be a party -—T. Th. 2 units. of personality, despite the physical Philosophy of Religion—1:30—M. RHIZOMIA-SOPHOLECHTIA •that we think will be remembered by and spiritual changes within the indi­ W. F. 3 units. MORPHINE SIRCUT. all who attended it. vidual. The arrangement of programs to Aesthetics—-2:30—T. Th. 2 units "The colleges are doing more for Bill of Fare fit the musical numbers was very HISTORY Americanization than any other agen­ I. clever in that it mixed the guests and Reconstruction — 8:00 — T. Th. 2 cy in America. Out of the idealism of Entree got them acquainted with each other. units. college comes the spirit of. interna­ Jazz Orchestra a la bosh The features of the incidental pro­ International Law—11:30—M. W. tionalism for the uplift of humanity." II. gram given by the students were very F. 3 units. "The American nationality is not Consomme entertaining. Miss Fox and Mr. GREEK yet. The United States stands inter­ Joe Morero a la Spagiete Wright sang a duet and encore in a Iliad. mediate to the old idea of nationalism III. very delightful manner. Dr. Farley and the new idea of internationalism. Salad a la bug in a clever talk, enlarged upon the There is another idea of international­ Inez Wood "Faculty meeting and why the Faculty ARCHAN IA DEBATES ON ism which is evident. That is the class IV. members wore such wide and knowing LEAGUE OF NATIONS idea; that there must he a total eli­ Vegetable en caserole smiles." mination of national lines and distinc­ Jean Dorais The new Philomusia Sextette proved tions. The future of the world depends V. proved its ability in two very pleas­ The members of Archania enjoyed upon those who take one side or the Desert ing songs; and Miss O'Connor gave one of the most successful meetings other—those who are going to study Never Harmony Four two clever readings which brought of the year at their regular meeting these problems for the interest of all." a la prune whip much applause from the guests. last Thursday evening. Nothwith- In discussing the yellow peril, the VI. After this part of the entertain­ the inclemency of the elements with­ speaker asserted that the peril was Wine ment, refreshments were served while out, our loyal members assembled to only the result of injustice He May hew drink Wright the orchestra played several more se­ carry out the true spirit of Old Ac- showed, however, the growth and im­ VII. lections of fascinating, mesmerizing chania, to plan for a bigger and bet­ portance of Mongolians, and warned Meat music. ter Pacific and to work for higher that the students think and act ac­ a la Fox served Wright At the close, Dr. Seaton addressed standards along literary lines. cording to international justice,—that VIII. the party, expressing his love for the The program of the evening took the treasures we hold most dear might Bathe Views College and students, his wishes for the form of a discussion of a question be preserved. a la tub them and his regrets that he must of wide interest and importance: Re­ In closing, Dr. Knoles emphasized: Finis leave so soon. solved that the United States should "The master has come and is call­ enter the League of Nations as pro­ ing for you. Use your powers, but The above menu was thoroughly di­ posed by the present Peace Confer­ remember he calls for you as you may gested by all. Any one of the actors VOLLEY-BALL INTERESTS ence. The live and interesting debate be. My greatest joy is what I know wishing a place on the Orpheum has COLLEGE FACULTY which followed, established conclu­ to be the greatest possibilities of your only to speak; unquestionably he will sively the high standard of the Ar­ growth." H. A. be accepted. chania Literary efficiency. After the program a general social It is rumored that members of the The proposition under discussion PROFESSOR HANSEN chat intermingled with punch and faculty and others, notably Professors was sustained by Truscott and Main, RECEIVES NEW HONOR cookies and the strains of the acord- Corbin, Farley and Cook, and P. R. and their argument in favor of the ian was more than enjoyed. Wright, have taken up volley-ball, proposed plan were hased upon the Prof. Howard H. Hansen has just Mr. and Mrs. Allen and Mr. Hanson (the game that has just been installed spirit of the times—Internationalism been notified that he has been elected chaperoned the party. in the gymnasium), with a view to and the uplifting of mankind to a to membership in the Boston Manu­ We have only one regret. The one forming a team to play a San Jose higher plane of political, moral, spirit­ script Society of American Compos­ thing we have looked forward to so business men's team. ual and social development by the pre­ ers. long is over, would it came oftener. Incidentally they may have in mind vention of war and the placing of all Mr. Hansen has recently composed the baseball contest that usually takes men upon an equal basis in interna­ a Sonata in A minor, a Scandinavian place at the end of the season be­ tional affairs. Suite, Three Miniatures and a Tone Nanette and Rentin, the two charms tween the faculty and senior and jun­ The opposition to the plan was very Poem "Desire" dedicated to Mr. Ru­ that were worn by so many students ior classes, and are accordingly loos­ effectively sustained by Fehren and dolph Ganz, who will include it in on Y. W. C. A. Day, evidently did their ening up their muscles in preparation Alexander. These two men showed some of his concert programs. work well. for the strife. (Continued on page 2) Every intelligent man realizes that SENIOR RECEPTION W$t ^actftc OTeeklp before many years humanity will be faced by a formidable Oriental prob­ Published by the Students of The senior class met Wednesday lem. Japan, the most powerful and The College of the Pacific. evening in Social Hall with their guest most advanced of the oriental nations, of honor, President Seaton. if combined with China with its Lieutenant Dyche, president of the Editor hordes, may constitute a menace to class, presided. In his speech of fare­ SIDNEY C. RULER the civilized world—unless these na­ well, Lieut. Dyche spoke of the con­ tions become civilized in the mean­ Business Manager J. E. MORERO stantly cheerful outlook of the Presi­ time, unless they absorb the Christian Asst. Business Mgr OREN O. CURTIS spirit. The backward peoples of the dent and the many things he had done Circulation Mgr ERNEST BOTTS world must raise their standards of for the College. He also spoke of the lesson which the students had learned REMEMBER— Assistant Editors: life. When this is done they will not HASCALL'S make a special effort SOCIETIES RICHARD S. WRIGHT, '19 increase inordinately; they will have from President Seaton if always look­ ing toward the bright side of things to please College students. We JOSHES GLADYS FOX, '19 a much higher value of human beings want you to feel at home. Cozy WOMEN'S RPTR FRANCES HAYNES, '19 and consequently will begin to take even though the prospect might be dark. comfortable booths that accommo­ ATHLETICS FLOYD PIERSON, '20 more care of the quality rather than date a little party. Step in and try CONSERVATORY....FLOSSITA BADGER, '20 the quantity of their people. President Seaton responded to this one of our famous specials. FEATURES LAURA SCHWARTZ, '20 1 We must educate these nations to speech, telling of the many helpful HOT LUNCHEONS, SALADS NEWS - H. B. ALEXANDER, '22 live in the spirit in which America friendships he had had with the mem­ and SANDWICHES EXCHANGES ELEANOR PINEO, '22 went into the world war. Only the bers of the senior class. During the evening Miss Stratton Served afternoon and evening. Reporters: Church can do this, and the Church played two harp solos and Miss Hot chocolate, coffee and tea. HOMER S. BODLEY, '20 is planning to do this extremely im­ Haynes sang two songs with harp ac­ FRANK C. DAVIS, '21 portant work. In the Methodist Church alone the leaders have called for companiment. Hascall's DOROTHY CREVER, '21 The Chocolate Shop. $140,000,000 for the "Christian Cru­ After the dainty refreshments, the sade for Wiorld Democracy." Other class grouped about the piano and Subscription: year, 75c; quarter, 25c churches are raising big amounts for sang College songs. Payable in advance. the same kind of work. F. W. H. Bossum's Studio This crusade is to be carried wher­ 185 S. FIRST STREET Student body dues entitle all students ever it is needed, to the Orient, to EMENDIA WORKING FOR Special Rates on all Photos to the paper. An extra subscription Russia, to Mexico and South America. NEW LITERARY STANDARDS TO STUDENTS will secure a copy mailed without ex­ The people of Russia have overthrown tra charge to any address.—J. E. M. autocracy in their country but have Entered as mail matter'of the Sec­ not been able to form a democracy. This last Friday the Emendians en­ PURE DRUGS ond-Class, at San Jose, California. Education chiefly is needed there, and joyed an especially fine program at MOREHEAD-FLIMING DRUG CO badly needed, as shown by the fact their regular meeting. After the bus­ Main Store: that in 1908 it was found that 83% iness meeting all sang the Emendia Cor. Second and San Fernando of the 164 million inhabitants were il­ Song, getting into the spirit of the Branch Store: Cor. First and San Salvador. literate. In Mexico, where 75% of meeting. SAN JOSE, CAL. the inhabitants are illiterate, the Unit­ Grace Conkling then read an orig­ EDITORIAL ed States Government has sent mil­ inal poem, "The Freshman Girl." The lions of dollars there in intervention, poem was really quite clever and while with a little money the Church National Ice Cream Parlors marked the beginning of a series of College Folks Attention. AMERICAN FOOTBALL will solve that problem by educating original compositions which are to be the people. In South America even a MEET YOUR FRIENDS IN Since American Football is the com­ forthcoming from the society. Marie greater percentage of the population, A NICE ATTRACTIVE PLACE ing game of California as it has been Page next sang. Her rendition of "I 80%, are illiterate. We Deliver. the game of the east and the north, Love You," and "Wearin' Away Jean," College students can back up this it seems only fitting that Pacific was delightful. After that Helene 21 S. First St. Phone 3557 great undertaking, if not very much should start in to learn the game as Ring gave a piano solo—very amusing in a financial way, at least by their soon as possible. in more ways than one. In the first moral support and their enthusiasm. ARC'HANIA DEBATES ON California "U", Stanford, Santa place Miss Ring carries her own piano Out of the ranks of college students Clara, all have gone over to the Amer­ around with her and in the second LEAGUE OF NATIONS should come many four-minute-men ican game. It is up to Pacific to place, she is not obliged to remain at to urge on this gigantic project. learn the new style or play alone. Yet the piano to play it. Virginia Short (Continued from page 1) to put off learning the game until was then called upon to give an im­ ability for digging down into their next fall will be too late to develop promptu on "The Flies that I Have opponent's arguments and bringing to any kind of a team. The best thing STUDENTS' AUTOS DAMAGED Been Putting in the Commuters' light the fallacies of their proposed that can be dne is to turn out next Lunch." However, as she said she plan. They are the making of effi­ quarter for enough practice to learn does not deal in flies, she gave a sam­ cient defenders of Archania's honors the fundamentals rules of the game, There have recently been two or ple of the songs with which he be­ on the public platform. The proposi­ such as positions, line bucking, end three cases of damage done to stu­ guiles the lunch hour. The next im­ tion as upheld by Truscott and Main runs, passes, drop kicks and punting; dents' automobiles and theft of car promptu was a talk by Aline Kistler became the opinion of the judges, and the regulations that govern the fixtures while the cars were parked on on "How I Feel in the French Class." however. playing. the campus. In one case damage to The program was closed by an im­ The meeting was concluded with a A few weeks training in these fun­ the extent of $25 is reported to have promptu farewell by Eleanor Pineo, | society sing, with "Dick" Waring at damentals will make possible the de­ been done. It is believed that roughs who leaves College of Pacific to at- | the piano, and loyal Archites limber­ velopment of a good team next fall, of the type that occasionally pass thru tend the Santa Barbara Domestic ] ing up on "Old Archania," "The Or­ providing every fellow will put all his the campus are responsible for the Science Normal in the near future. ange and the Black," "Hail Pacific," physical power and energy into it. loss. Esther Frazier was the critic and and "Archania." F. P. If anyone has a clue that might in her criticism she gave an inkling of lead to the arrest of the culprits they the new literary standards which the AMERICAN SLANG ANGLICIZED. should communicate at once with the society is striving to attain. A GREAT PROBLEM. college office. Everyone on the campus The trend of the meetings has been American. English. "The colleges are doing more for is urged to be on the lookout for and will continue, to a great extent, "Don't be fresh."—"Don't be cheeky." Americanization than any other agen­ possible despoilers of students' prop­ to be to lift the literary standards of "Rubber neck."—"Sight seer." cy in America. Out of the ideals of erty and to make prompt investiga­ the meetings and to make them prove "Foxy gink."—"A sly person." college comes the spirit of interna­ tion if any person is seen tampering a true benefit as well as a diversion. 'Get wise to it."—"Ascertain the tionalism for the uplift of humanity," with a car. A. I. K. facts." says President-elect Knoles. "To jolly you along."—"To chaff you." That statement being true, it fol­ <•>- <$> Take a Brodie."—"Take a chance." All the NEW MODELS are Here in lows that college students should con­ ((From Steve Brodie, who dived tinue to keep in touch with national ADLnt-ROCHnTHt from Brooklyn Bridge.) and international affairs, that they "Shook me for a blond."—"Left me should consider them with the broad- Suits and Overcoats for another." mindedness that a college education CUNNINGHAM & SON "Cut it out."—"Stop that nonsense; is said to give and always with far­ 78 SOUTH FIRST ST. get to business." <$>- -<*> sightedness should form positive opin­ "The jinx have a hunch on me."— ions, not vacillate from one side to "Evil spirits haunt me." the other with each new argument. "Turn over; you've said a pagefull." During the great war the American F. W. GROSS & SON —"You've talked enough and too colleges backed up the nation's stand much." for democracy and encouraged the un­ Dry Goods, Fancy Goods and Ladies' Furnishings "He's a bird and you want to watch selfish spirit that called for no an­ him fly."—"He's smart, keep your nexations and no indemnities. 52-54 South First Street San Jose, California eye on him." - RHIZOMIA'S NEW MEN A DREAM OF LIFE. COLLEGE FRESHMAN CHARGED Correspondence Column GIVE ENTIRE PROGRAM WITH LARCENY OF THIRTEEN PAPERS " The last regular meeting of Rhi- V zomia attracted a number of girls and 1. Dear Editor: about twenty of them attended the Last night I dreamt an ugly dream Herbert Harvey, seventeen years of I would like some information con­ meeting in a body. Perhaps it was the —of pain. age, said to be a freshman in Harvard cerning the Post Office situation in appearance of the new men on the College, was arraigned in the Cam­ College Park. When I was here last Alone I stood, unsheltered, wet and program which led them to visit, but cold, bridge District Court Tuesday morn­ year I found it very convenient to we were glad to have them and are And all the while the dazzling, swish­ ing on a charge of larceny. His case have my letters registered, or my willing at any time to welcome visi­ ing rain was continued a week. It is alleged packages parcel posted, or my money tors to our literary meetings, which Was trying fast my senses to enfold. that Harvey secreted himself in the orders made out or cashed in the are always open and always worth Widener Library recently and took grocery store next to P. R.'s. while. Alone I stood: I know not where it thirteen theses, belonging to students Now I'd like to know, Mr. Editor, The program which was given by was— in the university. why this branch Post Office was re­ the new men very well pleased the Upon some bleak and gloomy desert These students then received type­ moved. For the past several months fair ones and we hope to see them plain, written letters suggesting that $15 it has been extremely difficnult even some time again. Friendless I groped, and moaned, would be a fitting recompense for each to buy a few stamps without having The chaplain opened the meeting by and cried because thesis, provided the sum were paid at to go to town, and I for one, main­ reading Psalm I. My heart knew fear, and all my hopes once. If it were delayed a day, it tain that the students here at college, Current events were cleverly given lay slain. meant $5 additional, and after a week in fact all the people of this commun­ by Ray Plummer who mentioned many the theses would be destroyed, if not ity are justified in demanding that a local items of news particularly the And then the morning came. My redeemed. Several of the students Post Office be reinstalled some place news of Archania's meeting with So- fears were gone, communicated with the police and the in College Park. Awaiting a prompt pholectia. But still the dream remained. I hope money for one thesis was left in a reply, I am John Bodley in a straightforward 'twill fade. book in a certain rack in the Widener A. Reader. and witty manner, told of his exper­ Library. Harvey was arrested as he * * * ience in the government ship yards opened the book to take the money. Dear "A. Reader":— at South San Francisco. Ask him how 2. Here are the facts concerning Col­ he felt when one day he had to help And still another dream I had that lege Park Post Office history. Some the helper whose helper he had helped night. twenty years ago, in the days when the day before. A meadow sweet in springtime was 1919 TENNIS BALLS College Park was on the map, we en­ The chair was then turned over to so fair joyed a real Post Office here. But it Ruler, who opened up a meeting of That sunshine, birds and blossoms all NOW IN wasn't long before the government re­ the Supreme Council of the Bolshevik were bright, placed it with a branch San Jose office government in Russia. Everything And melody and fragrance filled the STOCK and gave the community residence de­ was suggested from the taking pos­ air. livery twice a day. This was an ex­ session of Germany to the giving of cellent plan and continued in opera­ it away. When the amendment to I had not fear nor loneliness,—but joy, tion until last fall, when the salary the thrice amended question was pro­ And friendship felt its strongest bond BOSCHKEN connected with the office, already a posed, Ruler stood his ground. in truth. meager amount, was further reduced Harrison read Robert Service's There were no vain illusions to decoy HARDWARE GO. to $175 a year, which act caused the poem, "Bill the Balmer" and put much The ever hopeful fantasies of youth. San Jose's Leading clerk to resign. realistic color into his reading. Sporting Goods House Consequently we are without a Post Gross was called for an impromptu But then came morning. With the Office simply because the government on "How it feels to get back to Pa­ rising sun, is unable to find a fool who will work cific." He made special mention of My vision ended. Oh, I fear 'twill fade. GRADUATION FOTOS for nothing. The work and responsi­ Rhizomia's new men and bid Rhi- bility concerned with the branch office zomia well to be proud of them. 3. THE REMEMBRANCESE OF very reasonably demands an increase Other impromptus of the evening COLLEGE DAYS in salary, rather than a decrease. were, "My Blue Eyes and My Pink Those were but visions, yet so vividly When the Post Master of San Jose Cheeks" (by request), Spud Murphy; They left their forceful impress on WE SOLICIT YOUR PATRONAGE. decides to pay a reasonable salary, the "Her Blue Eyes and Pink Cheeks," my soul, HALF RATES TO STUDENTS community of College Park may en­ Morero; "Joys of Being House Presi­ I wondered if their quick'ning memory joy once more the benefits of a branch dent," Edith McKindley; and "Sor­ Might leave a thought to help me to Post Office. rows of a Dormitory Mother," Miss my goal. BUSHNELL STUDIO O Barr. 41 North First St., San Jose. Dear Editor:— The debate on the question, "Re­ But life is busy; life is cruel, too. Quiet, at the first chord struck on solved that Immigrants should be Change claims all things, and fate, the organ at chapel is our standard. kept out of the United States for against our will, But it is an unrecognizable one. Per­ Seven Years," was discussed by four Does for us what we mortals can­ W. R. Brown J. F. Partington haps the youngest students of the in­ competent freshmen. Affirmative, not do,— Phone 3458 stitution have not yet discovered such Stevens and Hestwood; negative, And leaves for us just hope and good­ The Hotel Montgomery a standard. Some students allow the Scott and Watts. ness still. first hymn to be the last call to ap­ Laura Schwartz acted as critic of Barber Shop pear in chapel. And the disturbance the evening. This is the wondrous dream of life; Partington & Brown in the back rows does not hide the The meeting adjourned, but the stu­ and gone, BATHS 215 S. First Street confusion of the late comers. Many dents remained while punch and cake We needs must die, I pray it may not students seize this opportunity during were served. Music of various sorts fade. assembly period to greet their friends followed until a late hour. Come again *—Erna L. Gibbons. and exchange conversations, bits of girls. which continue throughout the service. Professional Cards Othere industriously rattle their pa­ pers and pens. The announcements rii iv n o DEVELOPING—PRINTING 3 are lost somewhere between the ros­ " « L-IVIO LEAVE YOUR FILMS HERE • Hours, 9 a. m.-12 m; 1:30 to 4:00 p.m. trum and the center rows. Let us rejuvenate our chapel hour AGENCY WEBB'S KODAK FINISHING Phone S. J. 2238 standard this coming quarter. THE COLLEGE BOOK STORE 3 P. R. WRIGHT, Prop. Phone San Jose 863! M. M. DR. A. G. BENNETT * * * DENTIST Nine Rahs for Miss "M. M." Make 'em big now! You've sure got the Underwear and Hat Rooms 601-2 Garden City Bank Bldg. real dope, girl, take it from us. This Our Suritld (ZlOtbitlU s are now ready cloud of buzz-buzz which completely for your inspection. Some time envelopes the ground floor of the when you are passing drop in and look over the values we are chapel between the first hymn and selling. W. B. HOBSON the announcements is nothing less 24 South First Street San Jose DR. LINCOLN COTHRAN than shameful, disgraceful and child­ ish. This is not a grammar school, Office, Garden City Bank Bldg. it's a college. j -• • ;• The next person we catch menacing j SHOES FOR MEN AND BOYS. Up-to-date Styles at Moderate Prices ! Res. N. E. Cor. Alameda and Emory the peace of chapel we will, er—, we will run his name and picture in the "Weekly." (What could be worse?) | PACIFIC SHOE STORE i Hereafter, Everybody, Watch-it-up } Agents for PACKARD'S ! and Pipe Down! • 43 North First St" Near Victory Theatre } See P. R. Wright for your Liberty — * Theatre tickets. / / o X / v\\ 7 f 1 !\ Ot \ /c\ WAS TEDDY A "FOOL"? Y-NOT-EAT — AT — SPRING'S THEATRE RESTAURANT EST. 1865 Some fifty years ago, one very cold Opp. Victory Theatre. Popular Prices Home of Hart Schaffner & Marx morning, a half-dozen or more boys were gathered closely around an old Finals—The last part or end of GEO: W. WELCH PETER KMETOVIC Clothes for Men and Young Men 70 NORTH FIRST STREET stove in the MacMillan School in New tragedies. Also the beginning of the Santa Clara and Market Sts. York City. One of those boys had end of many intellectual tragedies. Watches poor health and especially weak eyes. (Word obsolete during present quar­ Diamonds An old gentleman always brought this ter.) boy to school. It was noticeable that Josh—Anecdotes of humorous na­ BOTHWELL TIDMARSH'S the boy was always present and never ture. Also department of Naranjado, THE JEWELER Go to TID'S—Everyone goes there. failed to know his lessons. containing good ones on everyone ex­ COLLEGE of PACIFIC PINS cept you. Agent for While shivering around the old 112 South First Street San Jose Pop'lar—A shade tree. Also a pro­ NATIONAL ICE CREAM stove that morning, another boy, Fred McDaniel, a tall, awkward and unpur- motion from the rank of queener to pop'lar fellow, ie. (The ultimate goal Phones: Office, 2501; Res., 3301-R poseful-looking boy, came down the aisle, threw his skates on the floor of all queeners). Hours: 8:30 to 5 and his books upon his desk, walked Square Root—Former meaning a G. WENDT over to the old stove and said: "Ted, problem in mathematics, dealing in DR. B. K. KERR you're a fool!" Ted looked up quickly the square of numbers. (Term is not & SONS OPTOMETRIST and said impulsively: "What do you used any more since proved by George Kandee that 8x8 is not 64. Therefore Wholesale and Retail Dealers 45 S. First St. San Jose. Cal. mean?" "Oh, I don't mean what you think I mean," said Fred. "I mean Archimedes, Euclid, Isaac Newton are in all kinds of all wrong). Phone San Jose 4107 that you're not able to come to school. Your eyes are weak, and you'll put College Student— (General term)— MEATS A College member who studies all he them out and be blind. Your father Telephone, San Jose 308 EMMA L. WALSH is rich and you don't have to go to can whenever possible,—(Specific school. My father is rich and I ex­ term)—A College member who cans COR. MARKET AND ST. JOHN STS. EXCLUSIVE ART NEEDLE WORK pect to make the teacher expel me. all studies, whenever possible. 43 South Second Street San Jose, Cal. I'm simply not going to school." By H. A. this time Ted had risen to his feet. The Misses Swope "I may put my eyes. out," he said, These men Patronize "But if I do, my father will send me THINGS WE RARELY HEAR & Ladies' Shampooing, Scalp Treatment to a blind school. I am going to be A Facial Massage and Manicuring. ••••••• educated—I am going to be educated." • • the Weekly Many years later, a man who had That puzzle is too deep for me. Be­ Phone S. J. 2815 Garden City Bank Bldg. been present during the above conver­ sides, I'm not interested in mathemat­ YOU Patronize them. sation found Fred, (now haggard, ical problems.—G. C*nd**. Phone S. J. 3350 C. M. Spencer I am goin to either wear an en­ wearing coarse and untidy clothes, Prop. his hair streaked with gray) trying to tirely military suit, or an entirely maintain an existence by selling pa­ civilian one. This combination of ENJOY pers in the streets. During the con­ civilian and military is out of the versation that followed he said, "That question.—F. P**rs*n. )t OTonher | morning when I told Ted he was a I can't reach very high.—E. B*tts. O'Brkn's | fool is the saddest memory of my life. I can't stand piano playing—R. for For new he's our President, getting W*r*ng. Ice Cream $75,000 a year, and I—I will sleep in Don't patronize our advertisers, it MILLINERY a garret tonight." might help the Naranjado.—O. C*rt*s. No, I don't know that student's his­ H. C. Risner, D. D. 108-110 South First Street Phone San Jose 4640 tory.—L. Schw*rtz. I'm going to buy a suit of long 16 East San Fernando Street pants quite soon.—B*rry. Wagener Drug Go. PROMINENT BUSINESS MEN I always observe the speed limit STUDENTS ATTENTION! KODAKS and PHOTO SUPPLIES, with my auto.—O. Sc*tt. DEVELOPING and PRINTING. LECTURE IN ECON. I. Why not let the 75 North First St. San Jose, Cal. Hester Cleaners The students of the elementary eco­ THE LIBRARIANS HAVE do your cleaning ? Beautiful—Practical—Durable nomics class have been specially fav­ THEIR EXPERIENCES Contract Work Taken. HESTER 4469 Graduation Gifts ored during the past few weeks in hearing interesting discussions on