CONGREGATION HOMECOMING WEDNESDAY PEP MEET AUDITORIUM ®ij_> WSQBBtQ THURSDAY NOON Don't Forget the Smoker Published Twice Weekly by The Publications Board of The University of British Columbia Don't Forget the Smoker VOL. XXII. VANCOUVER, B.C., TUESDAY, OOTOBER 24, 1939 No. 9 Homecoming Features Grid Finals Saskatchewan Huskies Arrrnvi e HERE Stag Party Wesbrook AND Set For For Hardy Cup Series Forged U.B.C. Two U.B.C.-Sask. Games Will Be Major' THERE Palomar Feature of Biff Homecoming Traditions J. D. MACFARLANE Program This Week Homecoming Kla-how-yah Huskies! Freshmen Barred; Ry LIONEL SALT "His Work Lives On We are glad to see you back again. Proceeds to Increase A band of University of Saskatchewan Husky football men And Always Will." It seems as if this B.C.-Saskatchewan Brock Fund invaded the Campus yesterday when twenty-five prairie gridders Programme —Dr. Ure tussle for the Hardy Cup ls going to rode into town on the Canadian National Special in search of the become traditional If the annual vis­ The housing fund of the Brock Hardy Cup which the Thunderbirds wrested from their grip last Dr. P. F. Wesbrook's part ln tho iting keeps up much longer. Memorial building will benefit con­ year. Arranged glorious history of this university I can remember way back In the siderably by proceeds from the Inter­ Their arrival into town came as quite a surprise to the Home was lauded last Friday when Dr. W. old days when men were men around Ure, honorary president of Arts '40, fraternity Homecoming smoker ln the coming Committee who had not ex­ Schedule Includes this campus and the Saskatchewan pected them to arrive until the fol­ Pep Meet and spoke to the senior class In the 16th Huskies were renowned as handsome, Palomar ballroom tonight. lowing day, but meeting the occa­ annual Wesbrook memorial service big shouldered (several axe handles The smoker, under the management Parade, Pep Meet sion with gusto, they quickly hired Parade In the Auditorium. across—some ot our co-eds here said) of Bert Hosklns and Ernie Teagle of a bus and brought their charges out Thetr Alma Mater will resound to "In 1013 Dr. Wesbrook was ap­ and all-round distinguished pipe- the Interfraternity Council, is open to the Campus. fun and merriment this week, as the pointed to take over the organisa­ toters. to all alumni and undergraduates Feature Huskie WAIT IS MINUTES U.B.C. undergrads welcome back the tion of the new university and by Yes, those were the days. . . . But with the exception of freshmen. It IBIS its doors were opened. But the The Huskies got their flrst glimpse Alumni with a Homecoming program there is a story I would like to tell will continue from 8.30 p.m. Into the Arrival At Alta full to the brim with football games, war intervened and little money waa about way back then which might early morning hours. of Vancouver standing on the cold available. Difficulties were also en­ pavement ln front of the C.N. Sta­ dances, dinners, rallies and a pep Interest not a few, and which might Buxom lassies from south of the Football Fans meet. countered because accommodation also serve as a friendly warning to tion and were forced to look at it was limited on the old site, the uni­ border will form the nucleus of a Celebrate As a gala opening for the celebra­ touring oval-chasers. feminine floorshow which is guaran­ for a full fifteen minutes before versity then consisting of one per­ At Edmonton Johnny .Pearson .arrived .on .the tions, a Homecoming Pep Meet manent building loaned by the Oen­ There was a certain Saskatchewan teed to dispell the general gloom Thursday noon ln the Auditorium scribe by the name of "Rusty" Mac­ brought about by mid-term examin­ scene .to .perform .the .'welcoming eral Hospital and a set of wooden EDMONTON, Oct. 20. — University ceremonies. will feature Trevor Page's Orchestra, Donald—'member, you lugs I Well, ln ations. Costumes will be simple ln of Saskatchewan Huskies arrived buildings. Registration was not high, case you don't, here's the story. Lis­ design. A masculine tumbling team Waiting for Pearson were twenty- student yells and songs, and pep though there were 870 students the here last Monday ln fine fettle for talks by Russell Palmer. ten, learn, and remember that com­ will round off the show. their struggle with the Golden Bears five stalwart grid men from the Sas­ flrst year. Many courses were offer­ parisons are odious when lt comes to on Wednesday and Saturday at Var­ katoon school. Deapite the rather Admission for students to Wednes- ed leading to degrees in three facul­ Vern Mclnnes and his Palomar or­ unconventional welcome, the boya co-eds. chestra will add to the general hilar­ sity and. (Contlnued on Page Three) ties. HE WAS A LADIES' MAN were in fine spirits, glad of the op­ See HOMECOMING "While troops were drilling on tho ity, while games of chance will serve For the first time ln years, football portunity of working the kinks of "Rusty" was really a fine young fel­ as entertainment throughout the eve­ fever swept the campus. New deal ln old campus, the campus at Point their long train voyage out of their Orey waa covered with trees and low with fair curls ... a big, broad, ning. College yells and songs will Intercollegiate football and efficient stiffened joints. affable chap. I know that because I waft their way at Intervals through organization by officials culminated FLIMSY LOCK underbrush, and the Science Build- met him this summer over a welner the murky haze. In a pep-rally on Tuesday night and With the team came Coach Colb (Continued on Page 8) . . . but I'll tell you about that later. a grand parade overtown on Wed­ McKweon who master-minded laat Refreshments will flow freely for year's Husky squad in the Hardy GUARDS ONLY See WESBROOK That ls the climax. a nominal fee. nesday to welcome the visiting Hus­ ..Anyway, "Rusty", as I have said, kies. Oup series and manager Walter EMPTy LOCKER was a fine young fellow, and he had Wensley. A huge bonfire was lighted for the The Huskies are a much different "If you stick a stock of liquor In 1939 Brains a way with the ladles. He asked local pep-meet, which featured commun­ your locker, co-eds what they thought about foot­ ARTS. AGGIE team from the one that invaded the ity singing and a students' snake city last year. Among the letter-men It Is slick to stick a look upon your ball players. Thus being the repre­ dance down the Varsity arid. The stock." Superior To sentative of the boys he then pro­ FIRST QUEEN back again are "Skipper" Hall, BUI public address loud-speaker system McPherson, Oeorge Brent, Don Storr, —Newman Levy ceeded to annex the attentions of the was in action ond a portion of the aforesaid ladles. Before he left for TO BE CHOSEN and Captain "Labby" LaBerge. Now wo don't advocate that unlver­ 1914 Stomaches festivities was broadcast over the Fresh from three straight tri­ alty lockers be uaed for auch pur­ back home he was quite smitten, here Who will be sweetheart of the air. MONTREAL, Oct. 20—"It ls the and there, and the word somehow got Arts-Aggie Ball, on November 16, a umphs over the University of Al­ poses but there certainly ia aome­ berta Beara, the Huskies are eager thlng in employing a lock, a good universities that will win the war," back to Saskatoon that the boys glamorous brunette, a sweet blonde, said Dr. C. F. Martin, chairman ot thought that the B.C. girls were more or a dashing redhead? The decision for their two games here against strong one. the Thunderbirds who beat them the War Servloe Advisory Board, at Venusque than the hometown girls rests with the results of the elec­ CO.T.C. REACH The Students' Counoil reports that a meeting here thla week. • on the Saskatchewan campus. There­ tions. three times last year In Hardy Cup over fifty percent of thefts from NEW HIGH IN gamea. He explained that while the armies after, the prairie gentlemen had This year, for the flrat time, the lockers are due to the weakness of of 1014 marched on their food sup­ quite a time squaring themselves Also dominant In their minda will the locks used. If there are unscru­ Arts and Agriculture faculties will ENROLLMENT be that Hardy Trophy which will be ply, those of lose "maroh on their with the girl friends baok home. choose a sweetheart for their an­ pulous students on the oampus who brains." CO-EDS ON THE WARPATH Figures released last night by the the objeot of the aeriea here which are "working their way through col­ nual Ball. Nominations containing 20 (Continued on Page 8) The Hon. Marguerite Shaughnessy signatures, may be handed into Don- St. Oeorge Street headquarters of lege, frail fifteen oent store looks described the work that can be done The boys,-when informed ln a wire the University of Toronto C.O.T.C. See SASH. HUSKIES will certainly not deter them. from the girls ln Saskatoon that un­ McOill or the Student Council before by Canadian women and girls November. revealed that 1671 students have en­ TRAFFIC RULES through the Red Cross. less an explanation was forthcoming rolled in the Corps this year. pronto all dates for the ladles Infor­ Now there are differences in strong "There is a job for every co-ed," mal at home would be cancelled, fin­ Phil Wil.on Bursary 1221 undergraduates and 400 re­ Froth At N.B. locks. Yours should not be of the she said, "no matter what har In­ ally broke down and confessed that cent graduates and University staff 1800 variety which requires a twelve terests may be, for offloe work haa all this was Just a line which they members form the graduate division. Inch key, thus barring any traffic to be done as well as ambulance had used to advantage on the girls Ian Cameron The figures are approximately five Parade; Condemn In the eighteen inch locker room driving, sewing and knitting, and both ln Edmonton and in Vancouver. times the peace-time average of en­ aiales, but it oould be of an adequate canteen work." rollment which has been for the past hardware store type or even a good Finally, the gallant Rusty, having three years about 810, Hitler combination one. arrived home, declared, "It was a Wins $225 swell gag. I got to know all the smart Ian Cameron, science graduate of FREDERICTON, N.B., Oct. 20— If you use a combination lock, looking U.B.C. co-eds by asking them University of Saskatchewan, who has "Fooey to Fascism! Nuts to Nazism! please, In the Interests of your aca­ Blisters Hands —in my official capacity, of course— been studying Forestry-engineering JUMPING JIVE Hell to Hitler!" demic standing, don't set It so that what they thought about the rugby at U.B.C. for the past two years, was So chorused 200-odd University of you oan open It with a deft flick Rowing From team." awarded the $229 Phil Wilson bursary DISPLACED BY New Brunswick students last night of the wrist. Other people know ln forestry presented annually by the on the steps of the Fredericton post that trick, too. Meanwhile, yours truly, the Ubys­ And then again, the sound of the sey intervarslty news chief at that B.C. Loggers' Association, lt was an­ SWEET MUSIC office, in the heart ot the capital Athenia nounced by the registrar Prlday. He city of the Province of New Bruns­ tumblers falling musically into place time, got wind of these happenings The students of the University of ia a fascinating noise. On second WINNIPEG, Oct. 20—Showlnsr his and soon the wires were burning . . . In the first to win the award ln sev­ Toronto are objecting to Jumpin' wick. blistered hands, John Molgate, a eral years. Back to their lectures only five thought, a lock with a key is the red hot. Jive and are demanding sweeter and safest type. Third Vear Arts student at the Uni­ Things went from bad to worse, The Phil Wilson bursary Is given smoother music. days, they seized upon the tradition­ versity of Manitoba, this week told al freshman initiation ceremonies to If you disregard these humble sug­ and the ladies out here began to on an all-round basis of scholastic "Jive has no place on this oam­ how he spent six hours rowing a wonder. One co-ed had discussed with ability, character, evidence of leader­ voice their hate of Hltlerism. gestions, be prepared to meet a lifeboat from the sinking Athenia pus", said Jean Kitchen, III U.C., somewhat chilly reception when you "Rusty" the possibilities of getting an ship and physical vigour. when The Varsity set out to take a The lords of the campus, the on which he was a passenger. exchange scholarship. Disillusionment haughty sophomores, forced green- sheepishly enter the A.M.S. office to He left Paris August 31 to return Anne Carroll, exchange student survey of musical opinion on the report the theft of the entire con­ was rife. Eventually, our editorial from the University of Western Can­ campus. "The jitterbugs make a as-grass frosh to carry placards to Canada, and sailed from Liverpool friends on the Saskatchewan Sheaf through city streets—leaving no doubt tents of your locker Including last on the Athenia, September 2, with ada last year, was awarded the Uni­ very poor showing around here," week's lunch and your girl friend's asked If, perhaps, the matter had not ted Empire Loyalists medal for the she added. as to sentiments of the students on his father and two brothers. gone far enough, and that was that. the war question. most recent epistle. "I was sitting in the stateroom," best essay of the year on the United And Varsity students were unani­ WHAT PRICE OLORY Empire Loyalists and their influence The simple yet meaningful "down Molgate said, "when there -was an mous in backing her up. Such sweet explosion that threw me on the deck. The last stanza of this hilarious on the development of Canada. and smooth rhythms as those of with Hitler" was popular among the adventure occurred this last August battle-cry banner, borne by the stu­ Conscription I left for my lifeboat station. As we Olen Miller and Tommy Dorsey left the sinking Bhip at 8:4B p.m. we near Saskatoon. I was introduced to would be the most popular Imports dents; while more seriously, another the honored "Rusty" at a beach par­ placard said: "Wanted, freshman re­ saw trapped passengers tapping at for the winter at-homes, although Is Topic For the portholes. ty. He had forgotten the Incident, but Students Burn the more spectacular bands have the cruits. Join the ranks. See justice everyone else evidently knew about odd supporter. done," the story. Forum Debate Hitler In Effigy Coeds are becoming bag-pipe as MORROW TO SPEAK For at least five minutes he did not well as soldier conscious, according PHOTOGRAPHS Effectiveness of conscription as realize what lt was all about. And SASKATOON, Oct. 20— Highlight to Betsy Treea, HI U.C., who sug­ of the pep rally held here this week Graduates and any students applied to Canada will be discussed TO COMMERCE everyone watched expectantly. Then, gested that "The pipe band of the not photographed before muat at the next regular Forum debate finally the skeleton was pulled out of by students of the University of Sas­ 48th Highlanders would make any katchewan was the burning of Hit­ be taken Immediately. After Wednesday noon in Arts 100. the closet . . . and . . . dance a success." today, they are requested to CLASS TODAy Well, the weiners were good, and ler's effigy. Peaceful music is the choice of Alf Carlaen, speaking to the make appointments at Artona resolution "That conscription Today, at 12.30 in Arts 204. Dr. the party was swell. We laughed a The straw-stuffed breast of the 14 Bill McDonald, II M. & P., who Studio, SEy. 5737. Morrow will speak to Commerce lot about the affair, and I found foot effigy bore a large swastika, would like to see a bit of minueting would render Canada leas effect­ students of the 3rd and 4th years, on Mr. Rowe, our photographer, ive In the prosecution of the pre­ "Rusty" quite an entertaining chap. while about six feet of the image con­ and polka-ing about the college. On has time this afternoon for a the subject of the election of a Com­ "I sure got into hot water there," sisted of an amazing likeness of der tho subject of old-fashioned dances sent war" will be opposed by Arvld merce class president. good many students ln hla Backman. he said. "You boys certainly roasted Fuhrer's head, complete with droop­ most students are enthusiastic. The atudlo In the gymnasium. This Dr. Morrow's address follows the ua plenty, and between here and ing forelock, pained expression and girls think it would be fun to swoop The debate will be open following invalidation of the recent Commerce Is positively your last chanoe the main speakers. Vancouver I began to wonder for a a parched mouth under the well- around In true Viennese style—and to have your picture taken on elections. The meeting is for the (Continued on Page Three l known Charlie Chaplin misconcep­ (Continued on Page H> the campua. President Bernard Reed will pre­ purpose of electing a new president See HKKE AND THERE tion of a moustache. See JUMPING JIVE side. for the Commerce classes. / A Two THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, October 24. 1939

The same thing is going on at Queen's, McGiil and other cen­ tres of learning throughout the Dominion. At the Kingston Uni­ THE UBYSSEY versity five or six hundred students havo enrolled for military Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Board of the Alma Mater training, while at McGiil they muster a thousand strong. So many UNIVERSITY BOOK STORE Society of the University of British Columbia desired to train at the University of Toronto that Colonel H. H. Hrs.t 0 a.m. to 5 pjn.) Saturdays 8 ajn. to noon Offloe > aoe Auditorium Building .... Phone Alma 1024 Madill, the officer commanding the Training Corps, has been LOOSE LEAF NOTE BOOKS, EXERCISE BOOKS AND Oampus Subscriptions, $1.00 Mall Subscriptions, $2.00 obliged to stop registration because the ranks are "full up." .The young men who are so eager to qualify for whatever crisis may SCRIBBLERS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF confront the nation are mostly third and fourth-year students, who AT REDUCED PRICES John Garrett fully appreciate the implications. They hove assumed the added Oraphlo Engineering Paper, Biology Paper, AIT. YOUR SENIOR EDITORS responsibility at a time when their waking hours are largely taken Tuesday Friday up by lectures and study. No better evidence could be provided Loose Leaf Refills, Fountain Pens and Ink BOO it SUPPLIES James Macfarlane Jack Margeson of their sense of duty. and Drawing Instruments. SOLD HERE SPORTS Should it be necessary for Canada to send over a large con­ Lionel Salt tingent to fight at the side of Britain and France, university men ASSOCIATE EDITORS trained in the art of warfare will be found giving leadership, as Joan Thompson Janet Walker they were in tho Great War and other struggles in which Canadi­ Bill Backman ans have been engaged for the preservation of privileges they hold ASSISTANT EDITORS dear. The famous "K" Company of the Queen's Own Rifles, re­ Ask About the Remington Mlml Sohofleld Ann Jeremy Pat Keatley cruited by University of Toronto men, fought against the Fenions ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITORS in 1866 and served again in the Northwest Rebellion of 1885, while Portable 10c a Day Plan Austin Frith Oerry Armstrong the commander of the Toronto company of the Canadian conting­ O. U. P. EDITOR ent in the South African war was a graduate of this university. Joyce Cooper No fewer than 5,651 graduates and undergraduates of the Univer­ J. E. KADZIELAWA sity of Toronto served in the Great [War, including 4,113 officers. U.R.O. Representative LITERARY EDITOR Similar contributions were mode by Queen's, McGiil, Dalhousie Virginia Galloway and other universities all across the country. PUB. SECRETARY CIRCULATION MANAGER Earnest young men at Oxford and Cambridge and other uni­ Verna MaoKensle Harry Campbell versities throughout the Empire ore likewise training. Nothing is REFORTORIAL STAFF more important than that the soldiers of the King shall be led by Remington Rand Limited Pierre Berton, Cecil Brett, Cornelia Burke, Oil Clark, Buntle Dawson, men in whom they have complete confidence. It must be gratify­ 547 Seymour St. Wallace Gillespie, Vic Johnson, Ken Keefe, Jack McMillan, Margaret Mo- ing to all who owe allegiance to the British Crown to think that Olory, Barbara Moe, Margaret Morris, Barbara Newman, Archie Paton, the natural-born leaders in every community have so high a sense Harry Ritchie, Hugh Ritchie, Victor Hopwood, Daniel Tatroff, Dorothy of their responsibilities. Tupper, Mary Woodworth, Gordon Filmer-Bennett, Hugh Wilson, Edna Wlnram TnrgflHniTiowBft~ SPORT REPORTERS Trimble and 10th Ave. Charles Craig Duncan McTavlsh Doug Watt BELOW Varslt y Theatre Doors Open 0.00 P.M. THIS NOW PLAYING Editorials M**^"* Constance Bennett and HEAD Mlsoha Auer In PLAYING HOST It seems to us that lite on an Am­ OOINO OUT FOR THE NIOHT "Service Deluxe" One of the moat delightful experiences to be enjoyed by a erican campus must be one round of and University student body is playing host to students of another Among the two thousand odd odd bustle and keeping ahead of the Van Claire Trevor - Donald Wooda similar institution. This week, we, the inhabitants of B.C. campus students on this campus, there are a Joneses—not to mention the Innum­ incorporated, entertain not only our own graduates and alumnae, JOBS considerable number of men who erable hours spent on various skin have the converse Midas touch—that "Biff Town Girl" but also a visiting Canadian football team from the University I don't suppose there Is anyone lotions, bathing suits for beauty con­ Added Disney Cartoon of Saskatchewan. is; when It comes to going out for the tests, goldfish swallowing and what who hasn't heard lt said of some night they suddenly think of father. Homecoming week is a time for great celebration, much senti­ friend or relative: not. THURS. - FRI. - SAT. mentalizing and as many athletic exhibitions of any type as can Fortunately or unfortunately, de­ "Look at Joe. Did you ever see pending on one's outlook, father, ln We wondered—what next. Quid OOT. »6 - 87 - 88 be crammed successfully into five days. anything like lt? He's been Jumping College spirit, intangible as it may be, should at least be some cases, haa a car and a healthy nunc. Carole Lombard and around trom one Job to another for bankroll. Hence lt ls not out of the James Stewart In faintly noticeable during this week. Let us as merry scholars the last fifteen years. He's never been SADIE AWKINS show that we get some measure of happiness from supporting our way for some of the more parasitic Now we know. Folders of well out of work for more than two or to 'borrow' ten dollars and the car. "Made for own teams in their games, from watching a visiting team battle three days at a time. When he gets illustrated potential Sadie Hawkinses our invincible warriors, from entertaining our alumnae—in short tired of one boss or one city, he Just Philosophically these parasites de­ (see nearest comics), who 'pitched Each Other" from living a real University life. packs up and moves on to another fend their actions: "The gang will woo' Corrlble hexpresslon) for a and And now at the first opportunity the Ubyssey, on behalf of Job or another town. Hasn't the guy be there; I gotta go out some time; whole ghastly week—pursued poor Ralph Byrd the students of the Alma Mater Society of the University of B.C., ever heard the word unemployment?" I can't stick around a pile of books stricken males, tea'd them, dance'd Weaver Bros, and Elvlry and on behalf of its own staff extend a very warm welcome to the all my life; You're only young once" them, and clnema'd them . . . and Pinkie Tomlln In University of Saskatchewan football players, to the Graduates, Well, whether you've heard of Joe —ad nauseam. later dragged them to a 'dog trot', or not, there are such people. And I "Down in and to the Alumnae of the University of B.C. May your stay on If one of the gang cannot get the arrived with the morning mall. this Campus be a pleasant, and perhaps unforgettable one. mention him here, not to criticize his apparent inability to settle down, necessary ten spot and the car be­ Even If leap year does come once Arkansaw" but rather to praise his ability to cause he is not dependent on pa or every four years, one needn't dash Added Disney Cartoon pa's bankroll, one of the more real­ THE DEAR OLD LADY keep away from bread-lines in these around like a galumplng Atlantis— SATURDAY MATINEE istic asks: "Why?" and make such a fuss about it. (From The Oshawa Times, Ootober 5) days of wide-spread unemployment. (3 p.m. continuous) Of the realist one might ask: And another thing. We are on That old busybody, Dame Rumor, has been having tlio time For I do admit the unemployment "Which will you finish first, college Adults ISo tUl 6 p.m., 85c after; of her life for the past few weeks. She is far from idle in peace­ problem, although I believe that it's Canadian campus. If we must have or father?" celebratlnos, let them be ln keeping week-days, 80c. time, but then her stories hnve to compete with published news, too often referred to as an Incurable SOCIAL EVENTS which is more accurate if less imaginative. In wartime, when some growth upon modern civilization. The At any rate pa has his uses. with appropriate traditions, such as REPORTERS MUST NOT potlatches or a Ouy Fawkes Day Nov. 8—Science Banquet small portion of the news is suppressed in the public interest, the problem itself has been publicized 6—Education Class Party dear old lady does her best to satisfy a news-hungry populace. too highly, as have the vain efforts In the publications office at all (November 5), etc. We like comics times the students may find one or that are based on life—but we loathe 9—Phrateres Danoe She has a feminine scorn of technical details. Discovering the to solve it. Leaders who have cham­ 10—Soience Class Party pioned the cause ot either side have more reporters writing stories for life patterned after a comic strip— Brcrrion in every harbor from Cape Horn to Spitsbergen, she over­ even for a week. < 16—Arts-Aggie Pall looks the fact that many of these ports could not float a ship of become national heroes, made such this paper. At some time or other, the Bremen's draught, Lmtely she discovered that the reason for by newspaper and magazine articles. each reporter had to do a trial as­ the sugar shortnge wns that the available supplies were being com­ Even an amateur psychologist can see signment. Were the trial satisfactory ated without a factual basis. ern offensive until he hears from mandeered by munitions manufacturers for making explosives. the effect such publicity must have the reporter was duly accepted as a The imaginative gentlemen and Moscow. This is a plausible story, since the skill of organic chemists is no upon the radical-minded person who member of the Ubyssey staff. women, to bolster thetr Imaginative "Bad weather on the Western front, doubt sufficient to eonvert the carbon of sugar into almost, any would rather direct his energy to the As time progresses the reporter creations and to create a market for flooding of the Slegfrleft line, and other carbon compound. The flaw in tho story lies in the faot that support of some mythical Utopian hears lectures on editorial comment their wares, devised a simple yet withdrawal of the French outposts there are thousands of cheaper sources of carbon, whioh is the ideal than pay attention to the mere by the editors and the news man­ brilliant slogan "Truth ls stranger between the Saar and the Moselle commonest element in nature. business of earning a livelihood. ager. He is told that he cannot say than Action." . . . have combined to suggest to that John Jones and Co. had a swell The unimaginative — Mrs. Grundy military experts here that . . . the Such flaws do not worry Dame Rumor. Sho enn account for JOBLESS tho sugar shortage in other ways. She knows for a fact that such time at the party because that is and Old Bill—accepted the slogan Nazis may postpone the expected However, I am not going to climb only his opinion. with Implicit faith. offensive for the present." and such a firm is hoarding a secret reserve, that another firm was too far out on the limb. Many of fined thousands of dollars i'or the same offence. Point out that the today's unemployed are fighting radi­ He is also told that he must not ON SAYINO NOTHINO An 'apparently', a 'conceivably', an managers of tho firms in question have been spending sleepless calism of all kinds, and are honestly start a story thus: At three o'clock in "It has been alleged ln secret quar­ 'undoubtedly', a 'doubtless', help to nights trying to cope with an abnormal demand for sugar and to trying to find a Job anywhere, at any the morning Professor J. MacLeod ters, according to Information re­ tound out the despatch printed; as devise means of limiting individual purchases so that no customer old thing. But they are finally forced became Injured when his car over­ ceived through official sources, that does 'Stalin ... as the Ankara corre­ will suffer and Dame Rumor waves tho facts aside. Sho herself to the conclusion—and they claim turned ln the ditch when a bee stung a tall black man supposedly dressed spondent of the Times hints today has stored away as much as her pnntry will hold, but it novor that they speak from experience— him on the nose. in black clothes was seen by an un­ . . . will probably reply' . . . occurs to her that this might havo something to do with the situ­ He ls also told that he must check that there are Just no Jobs to be had. known man ln the vicinity of what WE ARE INTELLIGENT. ation. up all the names and the Initials of If there were, they would have them. ls popularly thought to be the sub­ If lt ls true, as alleged by psychol­ The dame is a super-patriot. Sho has a garbled knowledge of students and professors who 'make' But what of Joe? This Job-seeker marine base of the Utopian navy. ogists, that university students have current events and not many weeks ago was loud in hor denuncia­ the columns of the paper. Your correspondent will reveal more tions of Mr. Chamberlain. Now she delights in clamoring for the supreme Insists that there are jobs Intelligence, then they will not pay by the hundred for men who know He ls forced to adhere to facts. in a later despatch." much attention to the screaming internment of anyone who repents her own remarks. Particularly FACTS, nothing but FACTS. If old Ma Orundy read that ln the is she delighted when her victim has a Germanic name. It is quite how to get them. And I am Inclined headlines of the dallies and those to agree. For Joe and his brotherhood If he cannot get the facts then Vancouver Morning World then she stories based on conjecture. irelevant that most German-Canadians were here long before there is no story. would phone up Mrs. Nonothlng and Hitler was heard of. Many, in fact, are descendants of U.E.L. are the men who make openings for It ls regretable that Ma Orundy others. Every time Joe gets fed up SO WAS IT WITH ALL pass the word along that someone cannot be helped. families. Dame Rumor would intern them all, if she did not have REPORTERS was trying to blow up the submarine them. shot. with a position, he hands in his re­ signation and collects his pay. The But the human mind was made for base. Sometimes kindly, often malicious, always untrustworthy, job he leaves is fair game for anyone use. Consequently some of the more Fully believing that the correspon­ Dame Rumor will continue to thrive for the duration of the war. who ls out of work and has his wits imaginative of human beings soon dent had said something Instead of Hor tongue will elaek with the speed of her own knitting noodles, about him. discovered that stories could be cre- nothing old Ma Orundy would buy producing tales as grotesque ns some of the socks thnt sho will send CORSAGES Recently a friend of mine returned the next issue and devour the next to the unfortunate troops. For both tales nnd socks, laughter is handllng of a particular type of despatch. the only antidote. to Vancouver after roaming the These fall affairs are happier United States for three and one-half work." Some of the present reporters cov­ events for both, when your years. This friend had some of Joe's There are obvious loop-holes in the ering the conflict in Europe seem to lady fair is embellished by a SALUTE TO EMBRYO OFFICERS ability for getting work. He covered argument, but one fact remains. The have, developed a talent for saying smart corsage from Brown (From the Toronto Globe and Mail) all of the southern, south-western, business of getting jobs and holding nothing ln at least half a column. Bros. them is largely a matter of being (I'm not doing so bad myself—I have What intelligent young Canadians think about the menace of and western States, and he had at Joe Brown (Arts '83), Mgr. Hitlerism is indicated by the thousands of undergraduates and least one job in each of them. He able to get along with people. It's said nothing ln over half.) graduates of Canadian universities who every day are training to was never without work unless he the flaccid, uninteresting person A. C. Cummlngs ln the Province of PHONE SEy. 1484 take their places as leaders in the defense of tho Dominion. On wanted to be. without personality who has the October 20, 1930, writes approximate­ the front oampus of the University of Toronto any afternoon be­ hardest time as a bread-winner. ly three-quarters of a column on the My friend lived and worked under Higher education is a wonderful war. In the twelve paragraphs he is tween 4 and (i o'eloek may be soon more than a thousand students conditions similar to those pictured who are being drilled by the Canadian Officers' Training Corps in thing, but lt should mean more than careful to make lt clear that his des­ so expertly by John Steinbeck ln his mere book-learning. Although a uni­ patch is not based on facts. the work of the Artillery, Engineers, Signals nnd Modieal Corps stories of American labor. And after to qualify ns lieutenants. In addition 500 university graduates are versity campus is a meeting place for Quote. ROS. careful observation of the "working- people with a more or less common "Behind this activity is the sugges­ undergoing similar training two days a week to brush up on mili­ stiff", my friend formed a couple of & CO. LTD. tary Hoionoe and fit themselves to piny their part iu the war. interest ln things Intellectual, lt ls tion that Hitler may delay the west­ opinions. also a meeting place for individuals 665 Oranvllle Street AND EDUCATION from all walks of life. The university Diamonds, Watches, Personal Gifts "There are two kinds of unemploy­ student should take advantage of his opportunities to educate himself so­ ed," he told me, "those who don't AFTER THE SHOW . . . 1 want to work and those who do. And cially as well as academically. FIRBANK and LANGE I of those who do want work, the men The smooth talker, the quick, ag­ Visit Vancouver's Most Beautiful Cafe FSK OITR BUDGET PLAN who get the Jobs are the ones who gressive thinker, will beat the stodgy have educated themselves more in CHRIS'S GRILL Seymour nt Dunsmuir book-worm to a job practically every BELOW THE COMMODORE ^ the handling of people than ln the time. After-Theatre Teas Fascinating Teacup Reading Tuesday, October 24, 1939 THE UBYSSEY Threg 1916-When I Was A Hussy INDIAN TOTEM SYMBOLIZES CO.T.C. And You Wore White Gloves U.B.C. ATHLETIC SUPREMACY By EDNA WINRAM ' By MIMI SOHOFEELD < of the danoe they actually held power, which he oalled by the Poly­ ORDERS Freshmen, freshettes, and upper­ The Thunderbird has long held classmen, too—do you want to know hands. This, howsver, is probably WELCOME nesian term of "Mana" and whloh Is a malicious lie. sway on this oampus as a symbol of very powerful ln the material world. Orders by what to wear and how to aot at this Kla-how-yah Saskatchewan! university athletlo supremacy. Why Lieut-Colonel G. M. Shrum, M.M. term's social functions? If these From tho same Issue of this Kla-how-yah Saskatchewan I The whole of primitive thought la waa thla totem choaen? Was lt involved ln the effort to control thla Commanding U.B.C. Contingent, etiquette problems bothsr you, con­ faithful chronicle, you may learn Kla-how-yah, how are you? thought to be more powerful than C.O.T.C. sult the past Issues of the Ubyssey that a gentleman wishing a lady Saskatchewan! power. others? More powerful, perhaps, RITUAL PART ONE and learn how Varsity sooial affairs to danoe wtth him alwaya says, KITSILANO than the Huskte? have been oonduoted In other years. "May I have the honor of thla Kitsilano, Capllano, Slwash, Squaw, The Musqueam Indians set aside 1. DUTIES danoe?" and certainly ahould not Kla-How-Yah TUllcum, Skookum As a result of a plebiscite held on the Thunderbird and performed cer­ An Illustration tn a 1016 "Ubicee" the campus In February, 1984, it was Duties for the week ending will show you what well-dressed un­ say, "Come on, worm, let'a wig­ Wah! tain rituals ln Its honor which caus­ OCTOBER 98, 1080. gle." decided that "henceforth the Varsity ed the "mana" to beoome resident dergraduates wear to formal parties. Hi-yu Mamook, Mucka Mucka Zip! athletlo teams be called Thunder­ Orderly Officer— It pictures a college Beau Brummell SMOKER B.O. Varsity, Rip Rip Rip! ln lt, and from which this mysterious 2nd Lt. H. C. Spring birds that their enemies might shake power could be transferred to the ln evening olothes, striped trouaera, Unfortunately, men wan "Ing to. V-A-R-S-I-T-Y/ in their shoes, and that they might Next for Duty— coat with talla, stiff high oollar, know how to conduct themselves at Varsity! members of the tribe. gnd Lt. W. H. Barton be struck down to the greater glory In order to Insure the presence of white evening gloves and dancing the Fraternity Smoker will not re­ YEAH TEAM of the Alma Mater." Orderly Sergeant— pumps. ceive muoh help from early Issues of Yeeaaaa TEAM this power, they even made Images Sgt. Outhrle, J. And, the Oolden Eagle and the of it In the form of the Totem poles ADVICE the paper, because there were no Yeeaaaa TEAM! Orisslles, the other contestants for Next for Duty— He Is gaslng ln rapture at the dam­ Varsity Smokers In the good old Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! whloh we see today. Sgt. Smith, E. L, this exalted position, withdrew dis- Figure to yourselves, then, my sel by his side, who Is coyly flutter­ days. The only comparable funotion Varsity! comfltted Into their mountains be­ 2. PARADES ing a feather fan. She Is gowned In was the men's Initiation Party, at FIOHT! chUdren, what mysterious Totamlo fore the power of this new Totem. power the Thunderbird can Impart 1. The Monday-W ednesday a daring sleeveless model with an whioh upperclassmen spent a merry TOTEMS group will parado on Monday, extremely low waistline, and a drap­ evening doing suoh things as placing to Ita adopted white bravest When Oct. 28, and Wednesday, Oct. 30, ed skirt, bslow whloh one catohes a electrically wired dumb-bells In The name Thunderbird was sug­ the Tribes of the university go at 1900 hours. glimpse of—horrors — her ankles! freshmen's hands, and then turning CANADA IS gested because the Musqueam In­ forth to battle, whether with North Shore Llona or with the Huskies, 3. The Tuesday-Thursday group Mais students should follow In on the current. dians of whose ancestral territory will parade on Tuesday, Oct. 34, The 1080 Smoker, at which the our campus forms a part, chose this the Thunderbird perched on tholr every detail the example set by this GREAT POWER banners flaps hla broad wings and, and Thuraday, Oot. 36, at 1000 exoellent young man, but the girls guests will sit ln comfort and bird as the symbol for their Totem houra. watch professional entertainers poles. presto! the powerful magio of thla are not advised to show their ankles Totem gives viotory Into their 3. NOON LEOTURES In publio, as this hussy does. It sim­ would certainly seem a 'alsslfled" — Hutchison This aU sounds very simple, but affair to the he-men of 1016. there Is a deep philosophical rea­ hands while the barbarlo chant During the week oommencing ply Isn't done now-a-days. breaks forth from the sidelines— There Is no record, either, of what Economic, Political, son explaining why the Thunder­ Oot. 38, leoturea will be held on Seniors who are curious about bird Is superior to suoh hoUow "KltaUano, Capllano, Slwaeh Squaw, Mon., Oot. 23, Wed. Oot. 38, and their class party may learn that at refreshments these he-men served at Social Changes Kla-how-yah, TlUloum, Skookum* their party, but tough as the pio­ symbols aa eaglea and grtssUes. Fri., Oot. 37, at 1380 houra. thla affair In the early daya the even­ According to Mr. Irving, primitive ing waa apent In playing gamea and neers were, it Is Improbable that Forecast wah, 4. TRAINING they ever drank one hundred dosen "Canada has suddenly beoome man believed that there is. In the Hl-ya mamook, Mucka mucka alp, decoroualy danolng the Sir Roger de spiritual world an all persuasive The Training will be continued Coverley. To perform the Sir Rog­ bottles of beer at one sitting, aa the a great power aa a reault of war," B.C. Varsity, rip, rip, rip!" aa per syllabus posted. er, atudenta atood In two long lines, men at this year's Fraternity Smok­ atated Bruoe Hutchlaon, Vanoouver 0. ORDERS and It Is rumored that in one figure er intend to do. Sun writer and one of Canada'a beat Extract from DUtiiot Routing known journalists, when he address­ ART DISPLAY Orders. ed Vancouver Institute members In Registration No. 160 DX80USSXON OP ATTENTION the Auditorium Saturday night. TO FEATURE MILITARY MATTERS IN HERE AND THERE NEW STUDENTS Vast changes In our economic so­ Shows Women's PUBLIC. (Continued from Page 1) Will all new atudenta who cial and political life, created by this NEW METHODS Commanding Officers will draw while what was going to happen next. have not made their appoint­ country's connections ln the British An exhibition of the works of Mr. Versatility attention of all ranks to the Yesslr, you sure gave that one a real ment for medical examination, Empire, were forecast by the speak­ Jack Shadbolt, of the staff of the Official Secrets Act. All ranks play . . . that's the price of being pleaae do ao IMMEDIATELY, er. Art School of Vanoouver will open Who says women are useless? The should also be cautioned against great, I guess." at the Health Servloe Offloe, War has speeded up the process of today in the Faculty Room of the recent applications for war work the dlsousslon of confidential So I said lt did make a good story, Auditorium Building, Room changing the fulcrum of our civilis­ Library. The work will be on dis­ prove you wrong If you do. military matters in publio places alright, a really good story, and that 806. All examinations must be ation from the Old World to the play for the remainder of this week. or with strangers. completed by October 37. New. Industrialisation of Canada 203 women students registered I was glad I hadn't been in his shoes. The Exhibition consists of about themselves as capable of efficiency 6. NOTICE "Ah shucks, lt didn't mean any­ will be accelerated; Canada will have one hundred and twenty items, In­ 1. All civilians and members of to take the lead In promoting col­ in a wide range of occupations. thing anyway," he said . . . and I cluding oils, water colors and draw­ These Included competent telephone the C.O.T.C. are reminded that agreed. It didn't. Red Cross Unit lective security against future wars. ings. An Interesting note of experl- the Point Orey Wireless Station Mr. Hutchison declared Canada operators, radio operators, carpent­ Yes, fellas, it's a small world. But mentallsm Is added to all the pic­ ers, house painters, motor mechan­ and the Point Orey Battery are has no right to criticise Britain's tures, as the artist tries to find a we don't think we'll pull that one ics, Sunday school teachers, laun­ classed aa a MILITARY ZONE, again. ... If you are careful. Have Formed At policy, since It has always been a satisfactory characteristic method of and as such, It Is contrary to. the a good time, anyway. consenting party to that policy. He interpreting things encountered dur­ dresses, photographers, and one min­ MILITARY LAW for unauthor­ McGiil pointed out that America's neutral­ ing the past year. ister! ized persons to trespass on the at the South End of the Audi­ MONTREAL, Oct. 20—A McOill ity policy can not be followed by Dr. O. O. Sedgewick will open the area. torium Building. This applies to chapter of the Canadian Red Cross Canada. exhibition at 3:40 today. These pic­ Don't Forget the Smoker 2. PARKING. Parking ls not the members of the C.O.T.C. and Society was formed here this week, He concluded by saying, "We have tures have been shown, for the past ,VWWV-VWW

Four THE UBYSSEY Tuesday, October 24, 1939 Twenty-Five Huskies Invade Campus Prairie Men •BIRDS SWAMP VICTORIA rmen Want Return IN SLUGGISH ENCOUNTER Score Fourth Win Grab 1-0 of Hardy Cup 23-10 in Victoria POWERHOUSE Varsity's thundering Thunderbirds Victory Determined to Take clamped thetr claws a little more Trophy Back firmly on the top spot of the Big Robinson Scores Four League last Saturday when they ILone Counter Unheralded and unsung, the Uni­ walloped the Victoria Revellers 33-10 on Victoria's home ground. Flashing their true form once again, versity of Saskatchewan Huskies roll­ the young Varsity soccermen defeated ed into town yesterday morning, full The game which was sluggish and South Burnaby Saturday at Central twenty-five strong. In search of the devoid of any real football, was play­ ed ln a drizzling rain at times, and Park by a 1-0 count and In so doing Hardy Cup which they lost to the climbed to the giddy height* of third Thunderbirds last year, the Huskies tumbles were prevalent especially on the Victoria side. place on the Vancouver and District are determined to take back the Soccer ladder. "mug" thla time. 'BIRDS REVIVE The lone goal of the game oame on COLB BACK Pulling a surprise right from the the first play of the second half, Heading the gridders again this kick-off the Revellers rouged a Var­ Temoln crossing to Basil Robinson season was Coach Oolb McEown, sity back behind the line to go ahead Just outside the penalty area, and the DELICIOUS veteran grid mentor at Saskatchewan 1-0 but a forward pass from Finlay inside-right slithering through to g APPETIZING who said that this year's version is a to Tucker, followed by a lateral to place the sphere In the Burnaby net. muoh stronger squad than the green- Freddie Smith who crossed into pay- Both goals were constantly ln dan­ shlrted aggregation that Invaded the dirt put the Birds ahead 6-1, Harmer ger throughout the flrst half, with Oampus last year. converting. the collegians dominating the major­ Many of last year's letter-men have . The Collegians added another ity of the play. The Todd brothers, gone, however, chief loss being that point when Harmer'a attempted Temoln, Robinson and Herd, all test­ 3feU5t)rf5 of star backfleld runner Bud Weaver, Held goal went wide and a Victoria ed the Burnaby goalie and once Sa­ captain and left half. Bud la now receiver was rouged by Austin Frith. saki boomed in a beauty which was playing In the Prairie Conference for In the second quarter, Andy Bo­ Ready to spring at opposing Saa­ almost too hot to handle, but at the THE [HdtniflTE MADE Calgary and doing all right, too. land, who flashed for Kaycees last katohewan linemen Is Hank Stradl­ other end the home centre-forward year, threw a forward to Hank Rowe Ted Crooks came disturbingly close BIO STUFF who ln turn lateralled lt to Barber, ottl, powerhouse of the Varsity line. with a drive that had Leong well- Captaining the Huskies Is Lionel the latter scampering for forty yards "Hank", a diminutive rascal of beaten, but skimmed safely off the RIDIRON LaBerge, known on the prairie as to the Varsity 3S-yard line. From some 315 pounds, is one of the best outside of the post. LEANINGS Co-Ed Sports "One Man Oang" LaBerge who here Boland threw another pass, this guards In the Big Four Conferenoe, Immediately after resumption, Var­ G —By Oerry Armstrong weighs ln around 100 pounds and Is time to Anderson who was standing and will throw a scare Into those sity took tlie lead aa related with the By DUNC MacTAVISH ln the end zone to score a touchdown the Huskies chief wrecking crew. La­ Husky ball-carriers. only goal of the game, and for the Congratulations and boquets to the Berge will work at the snap position. that was converted, knotting the remaining 44 minutes it was a con­ As Coach Colb McEown Ironed out U.B.C. grass hockey girls for their Flanking the "Big Train" in mid­ score at 7-7. NOTICE tinual nightmare for the campusmen the travel-weary wrinkles of his Sas­ fine victory ln the drizzling rain of dle positions will be Bill McPherson Art Wllloughby of Bardsley and as they tried to put the game on Ice katchewan Huskies on the Varsity TAKE LEAD last Saturday afternoon. The stu­ and Don Oeorge .both of whom Wllloughby Inc. will take over Bard and at the same time repulse desper­ practice field yesterday afternoon, made the Journey last year, at the Victoria took the lead again in the ate Burnaby raids. dents defeated Pro-Recreatlonals by sley's duties as coach of the Senior Manager Walter Wensley announced Inside sports will be Don Storr and third quarter when Jack Grogan "B" basketball team this year, man­ the overwhelming score of 0-3. Wally Clarke. booted a perfect field goal, but It ager A. Stewart McMorran announc­ SOCCER HOMECOMING SUPPER that the team would be without the was short lived as Lang took a poor The blue and gold eleven showed Catching first-string end positions ed today. Soccermen are reminded of the services of Brent who ls suffering good combination despite a slippery kick on the Victoria ten-yard line McMorran has called a practice for Homecoming Supper to be held from a leg injury. Brent is a first ground, which was really to their ad­ will be Oeorge Brent pass-catching and crossed over for an unconverted star of last year's series, and Oerry this afternoon at 8.30 when he will Thursday night ln the Caf, at 6.15 string end. and may see action on vantage, ln that only about half ot score. announce his team which ls expected p.m. Many former campus stars have the other team wore cleats. But the Smithwlck. Two more Varaity scores oame In Saturday. In the backfleld will be Skipper to Include Rees, Roddon, Elethery, A. accepted Invitations to be present * * * Co-eds met with difficulty the stiff the final frame when Teagle Inter­ Barton, E. Barton, Menzies, Charl­ and a full undergrad turnout is es­ opposition of Pro-Rec. Captain Cath­ Hall probably calling the signals from cepted a pass to put the ball In The Huskies showed the Thunder the quarterback slot although the ton, Izen, Curwen and Hatch. sential. purveyors who were out to get a line erine Home, scoring position and Tommy Wil­ (SCORING Skip sometimes Alls ln at left half. liams skirted the end spot to soore. on the Saskatchewan weaknesses that U.B.C. scorers were forwards Betty Substitute quarter Is Earle Bowman. The final score also came as a re­ they have several men who are con­ sistent kickers and passers. Almost Mulr (3), Myrne Nevlson (3), Elisa­ RUNNING STARS sult of an Intercepted pass when beth Mclnnes (3), Pat Carey (1), and Burden of the running plays will Lang grabbed a desperate Victoria everyone on the roster had a try at receiving. Their best booter Is Danny half-back Pauline Scott (1). Also rest on the able shoulders of Neil attempt and galloped to pay dirt. outstanding ln the game were full­ McLeod and Jack Adllman who al­ Harmer converted to bring the total College=lrCMlllage Capraru who holds down the fullback slot. back Hortense Warne, and halfback ternate at the right half spot and to 33-10. Elisabeth Norle. burly Norm McLeod, 100 pound full­ •By Lionel Salt Van VUet has nothing to say as yet back. Also a running threat ls fresh­ but last night at the Varsity work­ "Tony" Osborne, Senior A baaket­ ball ooaoh, haa revealed hla poten­ man star Danny Capraru, fullback $80,000 out he was teaching the signals of flash from last year's Regina Dales, the right half to Ernie Teagle who tial baaketball team for 1039-40 to Ubecccct Gain To many on thia campus, the title Minors Sports is an unknown factor. be composed oft Ruth Wilson, Jean Junior champions of Canada. It does not exist. In fact, it ain't. And yet, to those who would like to usually plays blocking back. This shift will mean that Teagle will al­ Thompson, Adie CoUlns, Lois Har­ Completing the team will be Jim participate in suoh sports the crying need for space and equipment Is a ris, Grace Cuthbert, Betty Bell, "Jumbo" MoConnell who will bat First Victory dirty shame. It is a dirty shame, and again, the blame for thla rests upon ternate with Andy Lang at right half and Harmer and Joplln will alter­ Jean Eokhart, Joyce Orchard, Bran- down Varsity tacklers from the block­ the Students' Council and the atudenta who are too blind to aee money da Phillips and Helen McWilliams. ing half spot. being waated under their nosea while such a calamity exists on thia campua. nate at blocking half, Joplln and From Artt 14-0 Carmlchael taking turns at the quar­ Intramurals, Tueaday noon, Oct. The Ubeeceers picked off their flrst TAKE A LOOK terback position. 34: Badminton, Arts 40 vs. and Year The _ame between Varsity and Nurses; Ping Pong, all classes. win of the season at the Stadium on If any of you—undergrad or faoulty—have ever examined our $80,000 * • • Pro-Recs, was unfortunately called Saturday when they blanked the Stadium, you might be aet to thinking Just where the students' money—for off, the students winning the game Inelligible Johnny Farina has been along Father La Bel as assistant Arts Club 14-0. It was auoh that built and paid for It—has disappeared. by default when the Oymnasts were It Is quite true, and no one ls denying the faot, that the Stadium has appointed head linesman for the coach. unable to field a team. So the boys Neither team could get going ln proved to be a boon to the college sports but that the promotional gold Wednesday game. Father La Bel really knows his split up and had a practice tussle as the flrst half, evidently finding the mine that it represents has been waated is disgusting. * • • football Just the same. He is a foot­ e warm-up for next week's battle for wet ball hard to handle and the Walk over and look through our $80,000 collesium. In the building To keep the boys along the straight ball graduate of one of the smaller the league leadership with Meralomas. muddy pitch difficult to manoeuvre proper, you'll And: a dressing room at one end, a dressing room at the and narrow during their stay In our football-playing Universities south of on. However, after the breather, the other end, and a void in between. city the Saskatchewan club brings the border. students really hit their stride, gar­ nering fourteen points without a re­ DIRT OET VALUE ply from the Arts lads. Connecting these two changing rooms la a room sixty feet long by forty feet wide. It has a dirt floor, and In one corner some weight lifting OPPOSING FORCES IN PRINTING WOOD STARS apparatus. No more. Lionel LaBerge, 100 lbs. Snap Lee Straight, 190 lbs. The rest must just as well be rented as a cemetery. It ls as desolate Bill MoPherson, 190 lbs. for the activities Jerry Wood started off the splurge Tackle Freddie Smith, 170 lbs. with a penalty kick* from fairly close and barren as one, more so for a cemetery has tombstones to break the Don Oeorge, 195 lbs. Angy Provenzano, 198 lbs. of your— ln, and followed It up immediately monotony. Don Storr, 183 lbs. Guard Hank Stadlottl, 210 lbs. SORORITIES after wtth the conversion of Evan Glory be to Ood for our student representatives who Invented such a Wally Olark, 167 lbs. <« Brian Martin, 170 lbs. FRATERNITIES Davies' try; which came as the result room, and to an undergraduate body that Indolently alts by while auch Oeorge Brent, 147 lbs. End Johnny Pearson, 178 lbs. SOOIAL of a concerted drive by the forwards. valuable space Is waated. Oerry Smlthwiok, 102 lbs. Dlok Dowrey, 170 lbs. Refore the final whistle the Var­ Are you interested in fencing, boxing, wrestling, tumbling, or weight- Skipper Hall, 140 lbs. Quarter Fred Joplln, 180 lbs. and sity boys had tallied twice more, lifting? The chances are that you are not. And yet there are more than Nell McLeod, IBB lbs. Left Half Oraham Finlay, 172 lbs. OLUB FUNCTIONS once by Hloks on a three-quarter one hundred who are actively interested in these activities at the present Jaok Adllman, 189 lbs. Bight Half Andy Lang, 160 lbs. run, and once by Stevenson as the time, and hundreds more who would be if only they were given proper Norm MoLeod, 186 lbs. Fullback Milt Angus, 180 lbs. result of another forward rush. accommodation. Jim MeOonnell, 184 lbs. Blocking Back Jim Harmer, 199 lbs. You may not be interested in these minor sporta—you may not be in­ BALL WET terested in sports at all—but you should be deeply concerned in how YOUR Because of the somewhat moist money is spent. conditions, the three line had very And the dirty shame of it is you're not. JUNIOR SOCCER Have Your Shoes little chance to function, there being OIVE THEM A OHANOE The Varsity Junior Soccermen. DYED no chance for accurate passing or from now on to be referred to as the THE good running. The pack, however, as If you were, you might aee that the Stadium offers the opportunity for In the New Fall Fashion CLARKE & STUART soon as it became used to the slip­ whloh these sports have been begging. In an Investment of 980,000, an U.B.C, played to a hard-fought 70o OO. LIMITED pery ball, changed Its tactics to suit additional outlay of perhaps two hundred dollars ls not too much to aak to scoreless draw with Young China PRICE LIST the conditions, and relied on foot­ asatffe these activities a chance to live and breathe on the campus. Athletics Saturday at Powell Street Men'a Half Soles 75c Stationers and Printers work to supply most of the points. A good floor could be laid, and the room which now measures forty Grounds. Men's Rubber Heels 30o BS0 SEYMOUR STREET feet by sixty feet oould be divided Into two separate rooms. In here could Men's Leather Heels 40o VANCOUVER, B.C. be housed the sports that have been previously mentioned. Fencing, of In keeping their Ooals-against rec­ Ladles' Top Lifts 30c Don't Forget the Smoker ord spotless for the second successive Ladles' Rubber Heels 35c which there are many enthusiasts, does not even exist on the campus to­ Full Soles, Rubber Heels day. game, the campusmen were indebted and Shine $1.85 Boxing has a meagre attendance because there is no room in the Gym to Don McLean in goal and also to Shoes Dyed Black _0c Reserve except for one hour or two each week, provided the enthusiasts can flt this Walling, Nlcaido and Mlnichiello, all time in with their time-table. And so on down the list for tumbling, weight- of whom turned ln good perform­ Empire Shoe SALISBURY CAFE lifting, and wrestling. ances. If that room in the Stadium was outfitted they would have a permanent Rebuilders BANQUETS AFTERNOON TEAS 713 W. Pender TRin. 4783 LUNCHES DINNERS room. IT'S YOUR MONEY—IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY Don't Forget the Smoker ___