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Central Florida Future, Vol. 26 No. 19, February 2, 1994

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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 26 No. 19, February 2, 1994" (1994). Central Florida Future. 1220. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1220 Baseball is back! Special preview on the 1994 UCF Golden Knights - insert i' ------central Flori Future • Parking fee increase still hot • topic among staff and sb.ldents · 0 A 10 percent parking fee increase has been proposed by • the Parking and Traffic Advisory Committee. by JENNIFER LUPO Staff writer • About 20 students and staff Marlin, president of Student open meetings for such members attended the meeting of Government Association, said he committees. • the Parking and Traffic Advisory had believed he would be given Notice was given to students Committee held in the Visual Arts ample time to inform students of and ads were run in the Building Auditorium Jan. 28. the January meeting's time and newspaper promoting the newly­ • A major topic on the agenda location. He had also assumed the scheduled meeting, which had was a presentation/discussion on meeting would be held at a time been moved on campus to the the proposed 10-percent fee and place easily-accessible to Visual Arts Building increase for parking decals by students, he said. Auditorium. Chief of Campus Police Richard Marlin said he was given notice According to Carpenter's Turkiewicz. of the meeting one week before the memo, the reason for the The proposal for the parking­ first scheduling. He was also told proposed fee-increase was to pay f ee increase was originally the meeting was scheduled to meet for debt service or interest on a introduced in a memo from in the conference room of the proposed parking garage. Sigma Alpha Epsilon Director of Parking Services Ina Institute for Simulation and At the meeting Turkiewicz Carpenter, sent to Committee Training in Research Park. said the need for the increase Chair Debbie Goff one day before According to Marlin, he then was future planning. suspended for hazing the last Parking and Traffic spoke with Carpenter, who told Carpenter explained that all • Advisory meeting of Dec. 8 of last Marlin the meeting could not be the parking lots on campus do by RACHEL L1CORTE The remaining 40 members will year. At that meeting, another held on campus until the General not fill during peak-class times; Steff writer participate in leadership training, meeting was planned for ,late Counsel was consulted. Marlin said for example: the lots near the gender sensitivity classes and anti­ January, but no date was made. he was also told a police officer Arena, he said, fill to 10 percent One of UCF' s largest fraterni­ hazing seminars. Due to complications and would be posted outside the of their capacity. ties has been suspended as the re­ Numerous calls to SAE seeking misunderstandings, this past building to insure that no students Turkiewicz explained, sult-of an alleged hazing incident comment were not returned. meeting was re-scheduled from a· entered the building. Marlin said however, that in buildings such on Oct. 24. Dr. Garth Jenkins, the associate • prior date. he then referred to Florida Sunshine Seven members of Sigma Al­ dean of students, is the judiciary Committee member Chris Laws which make provisions for See PARKING,page 3 pha Epsilon have been accused by officer handling this case. Jenkins UCF administration of taking three said the process of interviews to • pledges to an off-campus site, ty­ determine university action, such as ing and hanging them upside down, expulsion, against the seven frater­ Activist fights consbuction of new road and then urinating on them. nity members are now underway. • The fraternity has been sus­ "This is the first time an organi­ D The planned road's uproar. UCF's Environmental Society4' pended for seven months, and four zation at UCF has encountered these "It's an absolute abomination," "I understand that progression path will threaten kinds of penalties," said Dean said Dick Joslyn, a local activist of the university is important, McFall, assistant director for public endangered plants, bu t with Eco-Action, an environmen- but we should preserve the natu- affairs. administration argues it tal organization in Orlando. "That ral lands we have on campus." Hazing is not to be Student Affairs will be studying road will slice right through pre- The arboretum, part of UCF SAE' s progress, and will be making • is necessary. cious wetlands in the arboretum since 1983, is unique of any tolerated on'' our campus. judgements through the summer school .in the state. Its 82 acres by STEPHANIE COPES tenn on their improvement. of wetlands, pine scrub, oak Stiff writer - Dr. Garth Jenkins The fraternity will be required to hammocks, and cypress domes associate dean of report monthly to Greg Mason, ad­ The road is the vision of provide a living classroom for students ministrative director for Greek af­ Plans were recently unveiled •• sLudents to study hundreds of fairs, before it will be considered by UCF administration to build a the future. God forbid plant and animal species, some for reinstatement. road linking one end of Gemini the environment should of them exotic or endangered, of the members involved have al­ Jenkins said the university is con­ up close in a natural habitat. ready been expelled from the fra­ Boulevard to the other through· stand in the way of tinuing an educational program on • the tree-filled arboretum, provid- Joslyn is concerned the ternity. hazing to discourage other organi­ ing a complete circle around the progress. whole arboretum will be in dan- Also as a result, SAE will not zations from hazing. campus. - Dick Joslyn ger if the road goes through. be allowed to participate in any McFall said he has no way of The plans for the road, which Environmental activist "The arboretum is being sac- campus events or activities until knowing ifotherfraternities on cam­ • would provide motorists better rificed to sports," said Joslyn. the fall. pus are hazing, but said that "we access to a proposed sports com- and will severely endanger a beau- "That's all the school adminis- The fraternity has suspended keep a close eye on any student plex in the rear of the school tiful cypress dome there. The en vi- tration cares about. The state 50 of its 90 members, keeping organization that is suspected of vio­ • scheduled to begin construction ronmental damage this road will distributes money to colleges only those who have the best aca­ lating any rules." in October, have students and cause will be immeasurable." demic r~cords, involvement and "Hazing is not to be tolerated on members of the community in an Said Linda Reale, a member of SH NEW ROAD, page 3 commitment to the university and our campus," Jenkins said. fraternity.

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• Parking decal fee increase proposed for UCF PARKING, from page 1 time for this committee to be assistant An auto insurance established. manager of as Visual Arts other phases are Azita Dashtaki from Facilities parking planned which will take away from Planning answered that there are services, µme-up could • the parking spaces currently certain steps necessary to planning said, "The available. such a garage and that contractors parking One spoken concern at the and drawings had not even been service gwe your µi.oney I meeting was that students and staff considered yet. committee would not willingly pay an increase Turkiewicz further explained that h a s in parking-decal fees to provide ]]Ore mileage. estimates for the first parking·garage Turkiewicz recommenced • money for a second parking garage were also made in 1992 when that after this when no evidence of the first was building in Orlando was at its lowest .. . increase there will be no more ~~:• 1' : ~ kt me check outthecovc111i,>cyou have on your m. --V~ ,__ , r( i I might be able to save you some money. Stop by soon and visible. He said the current cost for a parking decal parking increases until the ~3 .it I'll ~111 all tl1e UOU'fe m' 01QQd Turkiewicz explained a planning garage is $6.5 million and that the year 1999." details by you. l\ b hi]UJ. nds ~ • Mike Rosenberg (Agent) Allstate' committee for the garage, which he increase in parking fees was At the end of the meeting no Dan Browne (Agent) said would take 18 months to 11867 Ea.'t Colonial Dr. necessary in order to save the 20 decision had been made and no vote Orlando. FL 32826 (407) 823-8855 construct, had been established in percent necessary to get a loan for a had been taken. Because of this, the te lCJ'l)j All~lale tu~uranc(· fJ111111;1oy. Northhmoi.. lllinuh. December. second parking garage. increase will have to be discussed at One question from the audience During the debate over an the next meeting, which has not DEflHfl'S SKIH fl"T STODIO was why had it taken such a long increase last year Richard Brown, been scheduled. . TflTTOOS ' ., Licensed, Award Wmnmg Individual expression with Female Artist 1.f . Construction of new road challenged DEANA LIPPENS a 1 etime guarantee NEW ROAD, from page 1 going to go through. It will be dam­ Joslyn said, "The road is the Fine Line Designs, Freehand or Cover-ups and universities largely based on aging to the wetlands, but the cur­ vision of the future. God forbid the what kind offootball team they have. rent plan for the road is less damag­ environment should stand in the ing than the original one. The origi­ way of progress." . 14180 E. Colonial Dr. When the sports complex is built, if Orlando, FL 32826 people use it, it will create more nal plan called for the road to be built Whittier thinks if more students 281-1228 prestige for the football team, farther to the east, and that would were aware of the arboretum, ad­ Mon-Sat 12-8 • thereby generating more revenues have encroached cm far more wet­ ministration would be less likely to for the school, and to hell with the lands and endangered more plants infdnge upon it in the future. environment." and animals than the current plan.'"' "I'd really like to see more stu­ Woody Dudley, D.V.M. While Dr. Henry Whittier, direc­ According to Whittier, the plan dents come out and visit the arbore­ Birds, cats, dogs, reptiles and exotics. tor of the arboretum, agreed the road to build the road is not new. tum," said Whittier. will be damaging, he also acknowl­ "We've known about it for sev­ "Most students don't know it's *Special rates for students, f acuity and staff* edged its necessity. eral years," Whittier said. "I think here," he said. "Students need to "They've got to have the road," they've planned for it since UCF's realize the arboretum is here for Mitchell Hammock Veterinary Clinic said Whittier, who has run the arbo­ beginning. The road is shown on all them, to educate them about the 45 Alafaya Woods Blvd. retum for the past I 0 years. "It's the school's future land use maps." environment." Oviedo, Fl 32765

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Jim Bruner (407) 872-1200 THE CAR BUYER'S CONSULTANT 4 February 2, 1994 The Central Florida Future Hazing national problem for universities The one piece of~ as National Student News Service We try to make is as easy as pos­ years ago what was considered sible," Binder said, noting that un­ tolerable behavior, including cruel important as your diploma. or destructive acts, is now known Ron Binder is about the last less information is corroborated, it as hazing and has become increas­ person a party-hearty University of can be a struggle for the university to take measures to intervene. ingly less acceptable among fra­ Georgia fraternity brother wants to ternity members. see standing on the front steps of the "I really got the idea from my mother," said Binder. "She had a "Now doing all this stuff does fraternity house at 3 a.m . not guarantee that we will get rid • Nightmare city. friend whose son was joining a fraternity elsewhere in the country, of hazing. It does increase the For bleary-eyed fraternity men, and he called my mom about some odds, however, of reducing the the appearance of the hasitl y-dressed number of incidents and the se­ Binder can only mean one thing: things he was worried about. She • advised his to call the dean's office verity of incidents," Binder said. Somebody has called the Hazing at his school. But they told him that . A hazing hotline only works as Hotline. a supplement to a strong educa­ Binder, the university's adviser he had to identify himself." At Kinko's you'll find the computers, printers and software Binder said that very few of the tional program, he said, and a very to fraternities, has to be one of the you need to meet challenging deadlines. hotline calls are bogus; however, clear hazing policy. He cited the most respected, yet most feared, of­ some callers don't take the time to university's policy of banning 14 ,------, ficials among the 2,000 fraternity stay on the phone and give him specific behaviors that are spe1led $29. 95 PROFESSIONAL RESUME PACKAGE 1 brothers on campus. 1 $29.95 Professional Resume Package includes one page typeset and provided to you on disk, enough information to follow up out to "take the guesswork out of An anonymous phone call to his I 25copiesonfinestationery,25matchingblanksheets(forcoverletters)an·d2Senvelopes(#lO). I hazing." 24-hour hotline, which played a key with the fraternity. I Offer good only at Kinko's listed. One coupon per customer. Not valid with otheroffers. Good I Fraternity members on the role in cracking two major hazing The calls that Binder receives ·I through 2128/94. . I Georgia campus must attend alco­ incidents this past spring, can make usually come in after the incident. However, Binder has received calls hol abuse, date rape and liability I Open 24 hours k• I. I or break a fraternity. about incidents about to happen, seminars every year and frater­ 1 658-9518 1n"o•sf) , Sigma Phi Epsilon received a five­ nity presidents have to sign haz­ I 12215 University Blvd. I year suspension from the campus and that's when he makes an ap­ b h ffi iIJ.g contracts that hold the organi­ 1.6._ (Across from UCF) _____ !atlC ~ ~ _J when an underage pledge almost pearance at the fraternity house. Your ce "We try to make certain the com­ zation accountable for almost a11 died from guzzling nearly a fifth of misconduct within the fraternity whiskey. Kappa Alpha Psi was also plaint is credible. Then we docu­ ment the phone call before we say house. suspended after an investigator from "There are two kinds of haz­ anything to the fraternity," he said. its national headquarters discovered ing: It's either on the organiza­ ATTN: that a pledge needed surgery from Mark Scobee, president of Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity, called tional level where a chapter has a severly inflamed buttocks resulting traditional activity that's against University of Central Florida Binder's hotline a "double-edged from a paddling incident. policy, and then there are indi­ sword," and though most fraternity The hotline, which is nothing viduals," Binder said. "These are FREE CHECKING men on the campus support it, it can more than a phoneline to Binder at the ones who try to mold the leave fraternities vulnerable to false at his Greek Life office and to his home pledges. charges. • in the evenings, has caught the atten­ "I tell presidents: 'Make a list "It really has helped to stop haz­ tion of other university officials of the top 10 that don't pay their ·jl Natiol\.al ing at the university, but you can get throughout the country who want to dues, don't show up for formal use it as a model. phony calls," Scobee said. "They events, don't go to rush, don't don't ask your name, you know. L-~of Celltnl Florida "I know Auburn has one, and keep up their grades. These are Florida, and Florida State and Indi­ But I think Ron has a good feel for , the l 0 people who probably are Sometimes trying to figure out the cost of a bank account ana University are seriously think­ ' what he should believe and what he hazing, and the chapters can do takes a college degree ... Not at 1st National Bank! ing about it," Binder said. shouldn't." without these people." Our Regular Checking Account is FREE for as long as Scobee said :tfatemity presidents Binderdoesn'tmind being roused Bfoder said the hotline could you bank with us. There is ... from a sound sleep by worried broth­ at the university are strongly op­ have legal ramifications if it is not ers, parents and girlfriends, he said. posed to hazing, and "it has been handled very careful1y. Individu­ • NO Minimum Balance Requirement His wife is not thrilled about the heading that way for a while." als could hold the university re­ • NO Monthly Service Charge phone calls, he says, but for him, it's The Hazing Hotline number is sponsible is they prove . they re­ • NO Per Check Charge all part of the job. Ifhe can interrupt widely published throughout the ported behavior that resulted in NO KIDDING! university. It is sent to residential a hazing incident, or any other kind injury or harm to someone and Stop by today and save ... Bring this ad and receive your of misconduct, he doesn 't mind the assistants, faculty, and is even dis­ nothing was done about it. lack of sleep. tributed to residential homes and "Some people are hiding be­ first order of 50 checks free! The success of the Hazing Hotline businesses that are situated within a hind their fraternity, and 7580 University Blvd. -he's received as many as 10 calls in block of a University of Georgia unfortunaltely, the officers have Winter Park, FL 32792 one pledge period-is because Binder­ fraternity house. Information is also to be accountable for these jerks. (407) 677-5595~~ff@!J. promises anonymity to callers, he sent to parents. The presidents are great. They take In-Store at IJ;f@;~(ffe- said. He investigates as many as six "It lets people know there is a a stand and say, 'Look, we we11 incidents a month. policy," Binder said. not put up with any of this crap,' "We tell them we don 't need Binder noted that there has been and these guys say , "I' 11 do it names. We ask 'what is the behav­ an evolution in people's thinking anyway. I just won't tel1 anyone," ior? and give us the chapter name.' about hazing, and that only a few Binder said.

Record number of students study abroad N1tlonal Student News Service The Institute of International Asia (6 percent) and Oceania(3 Education found in its recent percent). 677-7988 survey that a record number of Great Britain received the most at University Mobil NEW YORK - As a record American students studied abroad 28 percent, followed by France ( 12 for credit in 1992-93, the most percent),Spain(lOpercent)andltaly, 4009 N. Goldenrod number of international students Corner of University & Goldenrod were enrolled in U.S. institutions recent data available. (8 percent). A majority of Americans for the 1992-93 academic year, Of the 71,154 U.S. students studyingabroad-63percent-were rew.ember: Every day airliners who studied abroad, 71 percent of female. Twenty percent of all the them went to Europe, followed students majored in the humanities r------, leave for all parts of the world with students aboard. by Latin America (12 percent), and 17 percent in the social sciences. : $19.95 :

CORRECTION ~ In the t'""} r ------~ '\ I \ Jan. 6 issue of The. C~httdl i!:· I1 20% Discount :I ' : OIL CIAIGI : Florida Future QRP ifg~ : $ i ~~.:.::. 1st Session 1 .,,. l, ______! ,,, a building under construe :~ : .. · ~ l~~~:~:~~~~~~:~) tion was mistakenly idertti-·,.:. W Math and Physics TutoriQQ . W PC Computer Instruction fied as a future parking :'., . A 61·~ Don't wait til' it's too late!! garage. The building, BOOK SMART located behind the Biology a (407) 213-4088 building, will contain "Over 5 Years experience offices and classrooms. ~ with University Students" February 2, 1994 The Central Florida Future 5 • I ~~~ .~ ~ToMikEddiES "It has been proposed that after funding a parking garage, students would be forced to TRAvEl & EvENTS CooRdiNATOR pay to park in the garage and a parking sticker. Do you think thafs fair?" · 11 A Leisure Resource Company 11 Low Airfares, Cheap Car Rentals "I don't lege I did not "At the uni- think that have to pay versity I at- Great Hotel Rates is fair, if anything. tended we located on Aloma at St. Andrews they are That's the in the Crealde Executive Mall paid for the 2431 ALOMA AVENUE • SUITE 130 going way it should to parking WINTER PARK, FLORIDA charge you be here." sticker but CALL (407) '677-9285 OR 1-800-392-8253 for a Darlene not for any Pluviose sticker and garage. " ~-~--~~-· ~~~~~~, psychology, charge you Barbara junior to park in the garage it's not Mcconnell right." adjunct professor, 7fMBSARK . DISCOUNT PET CENTER Lizmarie Rodriguez "If they are taking money to exceptional education iF WE CAN'T GET rr _.NCWf DIDN'T BRING rr -·· electrical engineering, fund the garage from current sophomore funds, asking students to pay now is not right." "It is kind of outrageous "I dido 't know it already Carnot Evans charging to park out here." cost too much for the sticker, mechanical engineering, Doug Breit at Valencia Community Col- junior psychology, senior 290-1088 657-0747 West Orlando East Orlando Superstore New K-mart Plaza K-mart Plaza Darmouth reconciles with South Africa Silverstar & Hiawassee Goldenrod & University National Student News Service growing list of universities that Mandela to the United Nations on have resumed investment in South Sept. 23. The address called for the New Management and staff Africa, including Ale, Columbia, United States and other countries HANOVER, N.H. -Dartmouth Duke and Northwestern universi­ to end economic sanctions against College's Board of Trustees ap- . ties. Come in and see the South Africa so there can be an proved a repeal to its policy pro­ The 1989 decision to halt in­ hibiting investments in companies vestment in South Africa followed economic recovery. Mandela also changes we've made! doing business in South Africa. a decade of campus controversy urged educational institutions to The recommendation was made about investment in South Africa: reinvest in companies doing busi­ by the college's Council on Inves­ The council, which consists of ness in South Africa. tor Responsibility after political According to Dartmouth's r------, faculty, students and alumni, be­ changes taking place in South Af­ gan its discussion of reinvestment policy, its trustees will continue to • 2 Free Goldfish • rica that could n:iean the elimina­ in South Africa earlier in. April monitor companies in which the . I . 11 tion of apartheid. 1993. Their recommendation fol­ college invests. Dartmouth cur­ 1 1 By repealing its 1989 vote for lows an address by African Na­ rently has an endowment of $750 with any purchase divestment, Dartmouth joins a tional Congress leader Nelson million. '------~L------~~~------D-~1· ···- -- - ~ -- -- ··---- NEWS BITS

0 The Wesly Foundation United 0 UCF Chinese New Year Celebra- .. Methodist Campus Ministry and tion will beheldFriday,Feb.4,at8:30 UnitedCampusMinistrywill bespon- p.m. in the Auditorium in the Visual soring a teleconference titled "Be- Arts Building at UCF. The Interna- yondRacism, TheThingsThatMake tional Student and Chinese Student For Peace:· The teleconference airs associations and the Mui ti cultural Club Feb.2at8p.m.intheWildPizza. The have invited SPLENDID CHINA to evening wi 11 start at 7 :30 p.m. will) a join in a campus celebration of the pre-teleconference discussion. Find Chinese New Year, (the year of the out how you can make a difference at dog - 4692). Admission is free for UCF. For more information, contact UCF students, $4 for all others. The SEXUAL Steve Binkley 823-5335. proceeds from the evening will be donated to a Chinese student scholar- 0 NATURE ENTHUSIASTS- The ship fund. The New Year celebration City of Orlando Recreation Bureau is open to everyone. The Orlando ~XP.JIHSIOHS presentsNatureatNoon. Thiseduca- community, UCFfaculty and staff are tional presentation, which will be most welcome and encouraged to at- heldatLangfordParkNeighborhood tend. For more information contact Center, features the topic "Forestry in Joanna McCully 823-5504. the '90s." Learn about cutting edge forestry practices and the latest trends 0 The City of Orlando Wellness Pr~ l.J: \IOU.R S.tXU"L .R.tUHIOHS fUIV.t .R.tcomt in sustainable forestry from Orange gram and National Dance Exercise .R 0 UTI "" " SHI Lt O.R u: VO u·.n.c J UH LO o~ I"' TO .CXPLO.R.t County Forester, Dave Wentzel. This Instructors Training Association are event takes place Tuesday, Feb. 8 at c~sponsoring two outstanding public H.tW .Ottl> .tXCITIHG 11>.t.ns HHS P.ROG.R.tHIV.t n.rw i.t.RVIC.t noon. The cost is free. Bring a bag trainingeventsonFeb.12and 13atthe Will .U.tlP .tXP.AHl> VOU.R S.tXU.Ol .UO~IZOHS lunchandenjoywalkinginLangford Northwest Community Center, 3955 park after the presentation. Langford CountryClubDr.OnFeb.12, features Park Neighborhood Center is IQCated will be exercise science. injury pre- at 1808 E. Central Blvd. For further vention, basic nutrition, low impact information,contactParksNaturalist and high intensity aerobics. On the 246-2348. next day features will be postural alignment and high risk exerrises T.U.t u; 11>.t.A S .A.R.t .A LW.A \JS c.11.A HG IHG 0 The Society o~Profe sional Jour- relates to step aerobics, step guide- nali ts tiolds the first meeting of the lines and choreography. Both SO C.All HOW year Thursday, Feb. 3rd, 2 to 4 p.m. workshops include: six American in the Humanities andFineArtsBuild- Council on Exercise continuing- s2_4q .II ffilHUT.t ing, room 206. Special Guests Mike education credits, a review, a writ- LuddenandSteveBenywillbe peak- ten exam, a comprehensive V I S .0 • m ·C ing on the story that earned them a manuaL certificate and more. Pulitzer Prize. All are welcome to Space is limited. For registration m.it-IUUl-1 T.tl.C-IH-1=0 l.t.RVIC.t attend, for more information call information call 1-800-AERO- Ro ibel at 823-2611. BIC. •

6 February 2, 1994 The Central Florida Future UCF attempts to resolve Tdle IX violation j!D Sloan considers dropping men's program last option by Tl• DADY Staff writer men's sport is a possible choice of OCR con­ rowing team or crew club. Crew is harder to come by. action, but it is not definite. Sloan cerning gen­ one of the sports that could be "Unless you can shell out a lot hopes that the funding for the ex­ derequity, ac­ added as a women's sport in the of money for private clubs, there There is a threat hanging over pansion of women's athletics will cording to next 5 years. UCF athletics cur­ aren't ways for women over the the heads of several UCF athletes, come from additional funding Sloan. rently gives $15,000 a year to the age of 18 to compete besides col­ coaches and administrators these from the state legislature. "It's diffi­ crew club for travel and mainte­ lege teams," Sirbu said. Sloan was hired as athletic di­ cult to achieve nance of the equipment. days. It may just be a waiting game This threat, _however, is giving rector in the fall, taking the duties proportional­ "I think it's a great step for the for women who swim or are in­ some campus women athletes a from Head Football Coach Gene ity when you women's program," Haars said. volved with crew, but there are little bit of hope. McDowell. Sloan have foot- "We've put a lot of hard work, a those that feel that working out a Because of an investigation by "When I came here I was not ball," Sloan lot of grind and a lot of effort plan like Sloan's is the best thing the U.S. Department of aware of a problem," Sloan said, said. "but we have a plan that without the school's support, and Education's Office of Civil Rights, "besides the national problem would extend the number of we do feel that we deserve it." that can be done. UCF will be forced to comply [gender proportionality] that any women participants considerably Crew is a sport that is fortunate "My players and I feel the same with a federal law that assures school with football has." and restrict the number of men's enough to have someplace to com­ way," women's soccer coach gender equity in all federally Four other schools in UCF's participants that we have." pete. For women who are com­ Karen Richter told The Orlando funded athletic programs. The conference, the Trans America That is promising news for petitive swimmers, such as sopho­ Sentinel. number of women athletes and Athletic Conference, have been women such as Carey Haars, a more engineering student Daniel le "We say let's give coach Sloan coaches, grants for women ath­ targeted in investigations from the veteran member of the women's Sirbu, opportunities like that are a chance and see what he does." letes and salaries of women coaches must all be nearly equal to those of men. r------AUTO-IN-SURANCE:______, Compliance with that law, known as Title-IX, could mean the elimination of a men's sport or the AAAHAUTO reduction of funds allotted to LOWEST DOWN PAYMENT UCF STUDENTS! men's sports as a whole to create Mention this ad, money for the women's programs. GUARANTEED "The threat of that has got to and get free towing worry any male athlete in one of coverage! the smaller sports," freshmen ten­ nis player Todd Trombetti told 2021-B Lee Road The Orlando Sentinel. "But what FREE QUOTES kind of money would they save by Winter Park getting rid of men's tennis?" Athletic Director Steve Sloan has said that elimination of a · Is the·re a cult ori our campus? Cult Awareness Week ·- Jan. 31st~ Feb. 4th Partnership Information Table on the green ALL WEEK. ' for Panel Discussion at the Wild Pizza Cult today, Feb. 2nd at Awareness noon. Guest Speakers:

Judy Safransky (Cult Awareness Network) 1.e~cAB~I Carol Giambalvo (Exit Counselor and Cult Specialist) " UNIVERSITY oF CENrRAL aoRIDA CA1P1s ACTNrms 81111 February 2, 1994 The Central Florida Future 7 • Students speak with Hitt at Open Forum ( TAX SEASON IS HERE/ ,,~,.1 by REX HOGGARD parking lots." BoardofRegentsJan. 21. The pack­ I "'''G

• by TARA FRIEDLUND real character and made friends in said the handful of NPR shows Staff writer the community." picked up did not effect student programming. "They replaced much Student Bargains Barsch considers himself an ex- Jeff Ross walks to a glass door at pert on station changes. His pro- of the classical programming. Clas- the side of the library and enters a gram "The French Hour" used to be sical goes through many changes to : Save ·more. It's been rented before. -' secret code. Quickly he goes to the scheduled betw.een the "Jewish keep it fresh and new. Students will bathroom to change; he has to look Hour" and the "Italian Hour" on actually havemoreinvolvementthan nice for the job. Sunday mornings. All three shows before," he said. The only program- ming changes Adams anticipates Is he a library assistant? Does he were moved to weekday afternoons. Sleeper & Chair Sets ...... from $199.99 do research? No, he sits unseen in a "The whole picture of this beau- are due to students graduating in the small room beneath the library. He tiful Sunday morning is integrated spring. 5-Pc. Dinette Sets ...... ~ .... from $ 99.99 Under the direction of General is a disc jockey for radio station and we have lost most of our listen- Manager Dr. Jose Maunez-Cuadra, 3-Pc. Occational Tables ...... •..... from $ 59.99 WUCFFM. ers," Barsch said. With the program • the station signal will be increased The dress code and combination now on Tuesday afternoon, many Full Bed Sets ...... from $ 59.99 to 40,000 watts the second week in locks are new to the college station, regular listeners are at school or February. This will introduce more Hurry in to Cort and save 30-70% on pre-leased, brand name which has gone through many work. The show is also having diffi- listeners to the station's program- furniture. We sell for Jess, so you can't afford to miss these savings. • changes in the past year. Ross is not culty finding guests available at that ming and give student disc jockeys the only one to take notice. hour. much needed exposure. Dr. David Jones, professor of The station went through another However, some students ques- 1920 Semoran Boulevard [ nsA· ] change on Jan. 1 by switching to CORT® anthropology, ran the "Dr. Dave's tion the amount of input they wiH Store Hours: Mon-Fri 9 a.m.- 6 p.m. FURNITURE RENTAL Blues Show" for six years on the National Public Radio broadcast- have after the increase. "The mes- Sat. JO a.m.-5 p.m. l•I CLEARANCE CENTER station. It was considered one of the ing. NPR pays public radio stations sage we got from Maunez was that most successful shows on the air to carry their programs. Some be- student DJs are not 40,000-watt with three sponsors. lieve this packaged approach may DJs," said Ross. He said students Jones played his guitar on the air restrict faculty and student involve- need exposure within the commu- and invited blues players from the ment even more. Ross questions the nity to secure jobs after graduation. Orlando area as guests. His show ethics of trading student program- He is concerned the station will now was taken off the air last fal 1. "I was ming for money. try to compete with local FM sta- told that I was incompetent," Jones Barsch said it would be a tragedy tions instead of work with them. said, "I resigned because I had no to lose the unique character of using Keith Fowles, professor of radio choice. It hurt. It hurt a lot." faculty and student talent by replac- and television, said "If they [the Dr. Karl-Heinrich Barsch, asso- ing them with national programs. students] are good voi~e wise. If • ciate professor of foreign language, He said a university radio station they can write ... then they should be said, "One of the uniqueness of the should represent the students and allowed to work there-and they 1/alentine ~ f!/)ay f7jtedal! radio station was that it had used faculty to the community. are. But, we have to maintain the faculty talent. That gave the station Operations Manager Jim Adams quality of the station."

Parking decal WQAl'.S T~I} TllKE T foR? price increase 'fOv IJEEb A. t>eCAL unwarranted OU. After the raising of the parking decal 13.5 percent to $45 last July, Richard Brown, AssistantManagerofUCFParking Services, recommended "that there be no more parking decal increases until the year 1999." This recommendation would soon be forgotten. In a memo to Parking and Traffic Advisory Committee Chair Debbie Goff dated Dec. 7, Director of Parking Services Ina Carpenter suggested yet another increase in parking decals, which, if acted upon, would be the fifth price increase in five years. '/Ov "I know this is an unpopular request," wrote Carpenter in the memo, "but, it is necessary as we near the reality of a parking garage." Carpenter seems to know all too we11 just how unpopular a request this is. This would help to explain why Carpenter chose to send the memo just one day before the last Parking and Traffic Advisory Committee meeting, leaving no time for Committee members to discuss such an increase. This would also help explain why, when the discussion session on this matter was finally scheduled last month, it was done so with only a week's notice given to Student Government President Chris Marlin. If lack of adequate notification wasn't enough, the meeting was also scheduled in the conference room of the Institute for Simulation and Training in Research Park, cer­ tainly not a convenient meeting place for students by any stretch. As an added precaution, just in case students some­ New planks from the Lazy Bastard platfonn how found out about the decal fee increase presentation/ discussion, and if they knew where in Research Park the "I join the right clubs just to build .;:.:::.;;;:::·.· .::·:·: .. ·.·.·:\?.;:.: .. :~ :: :::<{: ;{ ..:. :•· ;:: ··:::: .. :-: ~::.·:· . ·.. Institute of Simulation and Training was located, Carpenter ~ and impression/ I drown out thinking, told Marlin that a police officer would be outside the Institute 'it won't get me ahead." to prevent students from entering. "Terminal Preppie" -DeadKennedys. illliiilMll~~ , -: ,, When Marlin questioned these actions, Carpenter couldn't Memo to My Friends: I love you all believe why Marlin would have the audacity to want the dearly, but so help me God if you ever student body to be aware of and attending a Parking and itie me up and piss on me, YOU'RE emergency-if you believe that this years crop of candidates isn't Traffic Advisory Committee meeting. Considering that park­ NOT MY FRIENDS ANYMORE!!! Lazy Bastard enough for you. Here are some of the ideas that I ing is one of the largest concerns of UCF students, we can only 'Nuff said? Good. hope the.candidates adopt (there will be more in future columns): hope that Carpenter, who, as Director vf Parking Services and Correction: In last week' scolumn, my headline was changed Give stu.dents the opportunity to choose between Arts or should know better, is only pretending to be dumb and naive. from" l 00,000 DEAD IRAQIS AND IT'S MILLER TIME!!! Athletics. I don't even want a penny, much less $5.50 per credit Wisely, the meeting place was moved from Research Park NOW THAT'S PATRIOTIC!!!" to something bland and hour of my tuition going toward making Dr. Hitt's Division I-A to the Visual Arts building. sterile. The musclethug in red, white, and ·blue face paint had wet dream a reality, especially when the music departmentdoesn 't Carpenter's Dec. 7 memo went on to say that, "The a sign that read: "100,000Deadlraqi's and It's Miller Time!," even have soundproofed practice rooms (I also suspect that the [parking decal] fees will need to be increased to meet the debt not "Government wanted only good news to come out of money made from increased merchandising revenue from such a service of on the garage-=-- which we hope to see within the war." Oh well, mistakes like this are things I've come to expect move will do about as much good for education as the lottery next two years." This reason, however, seemed to change in my brief months working here with crack-smoking repro­ has ... ). However, I'm sure many would disagree with me on this when Chief of Campus Police Richard Turkiewicz told the 20 bates such as Dave Bauer, Tim Wass berg, Jenny Duncanson, one, which is why I wish there was a form one could fill out before students and staff members that the reason for the increase was Trace Trylko and especially Mike DeHoog. paying one's tu'ition that read: for future planning. But I'd rather not go into that this v1eek. Today's column Check one: I would prefer to pay an: (a.) Arts Fee, or (b.) Athletic How can Parking Services be planning for the future when will be about the upcoming Student Oove.rnment presidential Fee (This way, those of us who would rather use their tuition to they don't seem to be planning now? They obviously just tried elections. I have a few planks from the Lazy Bastard Platform support artistic endeavors instead of sports can). to sneak yet another parking decal increase right past the that I would like to submit for the five or six candidates Break Mariott's monopoly on campus . I think you agree. students, as if no one would notice or care. If they had been approval. I would also like to dismiss all rumors and Create a "Brian Costello Menzorial" statue. Allocate$ I /credit planning and preparing for increased growth all along, p~r­ specualtaion by saying that I will not seek, or accept, the office hour to erect a statue of me that would be placed in front of the haps there wouldn't be a need for the Fifth Annual Parking of Student Government President if only for the obvious fact library. The inscripton at the bonom would read "Brian Costello Decal increase. Perhaps the best representation of the "plan­ that ifl did run, I would win and I would win BIG. Let's face Makes Us Really, Really Horny." ning" taking place in Parking Services is Chief Turkiewicz's it: I would subject these cretins to an ass-whipping of brutal BIG LUG DAY NOW, GODDAMMIT!!! suggestion that there be a restaurant in the future· parking proportions. With a power base of 150 Voting Lazy Bastards, Pennit on-campus assault and battery on tenacious Alpha garage. and with a (hopefully) fragmented Greek vote, all I would Omega people. These idiots never leave me alone. However, I After all, there's nothing like fine dining with the stench of have to do is spend about $10 more and shake a few more exhaust in your nose. hands, and the Highest Student Office on Campus would be think they can be persuaded to do so if those ofus who are always It's also worth noting that this parking garage has a good chance mine. pestered by these cultists had the freedom to bash them repeatedly of needing both a very expensive parking decal and some spare Which would be nice and just what this school needs now with our Louisville Sluggers. Then maybe I can sit on the green change for a parking meter. What will happen if, when this parking more than ever, butI simply don't have the time to put "Student in peace. garage is finally built, it turns out that the parking won't even be Government President" into the drunken punk rock music.ian/ Damn! I'm out of space here. I'll have more planks in next free for the students who have had to pay for it for so long? bookseller/Opinion Editor/Campus Buffoon mix that is my week's exciting episode of Le Soapbox, but until then, Jet me just After stating that no increase would be needed for six years, life right now. However, in lieu of a "none of the above"-style tell you that next Tuesday, my band TheSherilyns will be playing Parking Services proposed an increase just five months later. This protest vote, feel free to write in Brian Costello/John Ritter. at the Hardback in Gainesville sometime around 9 p.m. You increase should be opposed until Parking Services can actually They probably won't count those, but it will sure feel good to should be there, 'cause it's gonna ROCK, figure out where it's going with future parking. not vote for the lesser of six evils. But only do that in an You can stop reading now.

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I I "Shannon." A quick and easy analogy came to mind: "What?" "Let's say everyone in your neighborhood has a disease, "Write something about me the same disease. It came without warning, and it effect in the paper." everyone you know . It isn't something you can see, so you "Like what?" can't attack it physically. It's something you can feel, but all "Write about my the Tylenol in the world won'thelp. Even when the symptoms grandmother's dead dog," are not active, you know the sickness is still there, alive and "People will almost care." puzzled. well. You begin to ask yourself questions: Why should "Tell everyone about the "Shannon, can I ask you something? And don't get mad." everyone in my neighborhood have to deal with this? ... Why Edge last Saturday." Everyone Oh, Lord! In what way was she about to offend my race. I isn't someone doing something to help us? ... Why hasn't this was drunk. What's to write? "Write something about Sigma prepared myself for the worst. "Sure." problem been taken care of? .. .and most importantly .. . What Alpha Epsilon." Oh, no. I'm not go!n' out like that. "I couldn'thelp but notice how many race forums there are did we do to deserve this? "No. Leave me alone." this month. How come black people like to talk about racism "With all these questions, and all these feelings and emotions, Sorry, folks, I don't take requests. so much?" it would be natural for your neighbors to gather together to *** In my mind, I immediately got defensive. How could she define the problem, explore solutions and maybe share I had just received a calendar of Black History month ask such a question? She has her nerve. Then I realized what individual experiences. Such a gathering would, no doubt, events and was glossing it over, hoping to be sparked by she didn't ask: "Racism is here to stay. It's not going away, and serve as therapeutic ; it would help your neighborhood to interest. I.decided on a few events I would attend and was it's not going to get any better. So why do black people insist understand that no one is alone in this problem, and that with about to fold the flyer, stuff it intb my backpack, and be on my on discussing it?" Comparing what she said to what I thought a little time and patience, a light will appear at the end of the way, when a friend of mine sat down next to me on the picnic she was going to say, I realized the question was purely tunnel." table. She made a general comment about Black History inquisitive. My ability to recognize the difference was a She smiled and nodded and thanked me for not telling her month, neither positive nor negative, merely acknowledging saving grace to our friendship. In fact, the more I analyzed her "you wouldn't understand." It was the least I could do. • it's existence. She studied the flyer, then looked up at me question, the more I began to wonder myself. Later that day, she bought me lunch.

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I Campus Forum I More variety needed in channel selections be spent on artwork and that is great. My question is about the Bauer stereotyped homeless inside Wild Pizza lack of common sense to buy these nice paintings without the insight of purchasing a light so they can be seen. Let us hope Why is it that one must "assume" that he reason why the that better judgment is used in the construction of the student homeless are in their state is due to crack, heroin or Is there anyone on campus that can tell my why the Wild union. alcohol? Pizza plays soaps during the time the main body of people go On a positive note about the Wild Pizza let me add that the Why can't it be possible that they were laid off, went in for lunch? Of all the programs that could be on the large food there is very good and the food service staff is always bankrupt, or just lived in an impoverished environment screen TV., it seems as though soaps should be the last choice. most pleasant. that prevented them from obtaining decent living? Perhaps CNN, MTV, Discover or just nothing would be better Richard Spencer Karina Ramirez than this crap. I have spoken to several members of the staff UCF Staff Photographer International Relations/Literature in the Wild Pizza, including a higher administrative person in Instructional Resources Student Affairs about this and was fed the line that it is what Bauer's Response the masses want to view. My only response to that is------! One member of the staff of the Wi Id Pizza who spoke up when Narrow-mindedness and naivete The column I wrote last week proved to be one of the I questioned him about switching channels said the Wild Pizza most unpopular articles I have ever written, as I had is for students. This remark sends me into orbit! UCF is not Frankly, [Dave Bauer's column about the homeless] left suspected it might be. Homelessness is a serious problem students here, staff there, administrators somewhere else. We me with one impression: How could they give such a narrow­ in this country. Is it unreasonable for us to channel our are an entire community on this campus and it is my feeling minded, naive person the editor's position? I myself, have had energies into helping those who most deserve it, while that it takes all of these groups to make UCF what it is. the benefit of a two-income family and an excellent education; leaving those who will perpetually be a drain on society Perhaps the Wild Pizza could hand out questionnaires to a best friend of mine, however, wasn't quite as lucky. He had alone? I don't think so. the people that eat there, asking what the masses would like to the privilege of'being orphaned and adopted by people who Also, I've heard from various people that some alleged have on the screen. I just know that from speaking to other kept his social security and told him to sleep on the street. He "professional" journalists in the area had a major prob­ people on campus that it does not seem as though the soap is also an individual who received a classical education as well lem with what I wrote. That is fine. I have done my share choice is what the masses want. as one from the street. My friend graduated fourth in his high ofcriticizing in the past, and I am more than happy to listen Believe me when I say that this is a very small deal school class while living on the beach. I am confident that his to anyone, professional or otherwise, who has something compared to other problems on campus. However, I hope that practical education puts him at a distinct disadvantage above to say to me. If you think I'm an idiot, incompetent, the soaps go off the tube. people such as yourself. Ones who know so little about urban unprofessional, or just a basic jerk, fine. But say it to my Since I am in a bitching mood, let me bring up something survival that they are unable to even empathize with the people face, not behind my back. If I have a problem with an else that is a burr under my saddle! Why the heck did lights not who are sometimes forced to live it. article someone else writes, I confront them directly. l get placed above the paintings that are hung in the Wild Pizza? Molly Browning don't think it's unreasonable to expect the same in return. I know that a certain percentage of the cost of a building must Communications Disorders -Dave Bauer, Editor in Chief

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by JASON SWANCEY Contributing Reporter

The UCF baseball team be­ gan last season in the Trans America Athletic Conference, their third conference in as many years. They ended the season in grand fashion, cap­ turing the championship in their inaugural TAAC season. The new kids on the block earned respect, and they intend to keep it. "Repeating as champion is probably the hardest thing to accomplish in any sport ... but something that I think this team is capable of," said UCF head coach Jay Bergman. UCF returns eight of nine starters from last season as well as their number one pitcher in junior Mike Halperin, who re­ corded a 6-8 record with a 3.47 E.R.A. and 71 strikeouts last season. Halperin also earned all-conference and all-tourna­ ment selections. The 31-31 record of last year's squad is deceptive. The Golden Knights finished ,strong, playing tough when they had to, earning key T AAC victories down the stretch. However, they were quickly ousted in the regionals by Notre Dame and Long Beach State. This was due to a lack of offense, one which Bergman dubbed"anemic." This is an appropriate description for a team that struck out more than any UCF team ever. Mean­ while, the Knights blasted 21 homeruns. The Golden Knights' plan for success this season hinges on a prosperous mixture of fa­ miliarity with some new faces, as well as a delicate balance between speed and power. Adam Johnson and Rob Gladwin are two of the new faces Bergman hopes will pro­ UCF'a speed on Iha basepaths was a big reason Iha Golden Knights finished 31-31 and advanced to the NCAA tournament vide the punch. Johnson is a last year. The Knights wlll need this quickness once again If they hope lo repeat as TAAC Champions. (DeHoog/Future) power -hitting first baseman lege transfers . Marillia, and sophomore Alex drafted in the first round by the Woodrow are three of the just out of high school and "This is the youngest team Morales had 21 stolen bases Milwaukee Brewers, and righthanders Bergman will look Gladwin is a transfer from In­ I've ever coached, butthey have apiece last season. In right field Schlutt in the seventh round by to. - dian River Community Col­ great attitudes. It's going to be Matt Amman returns and shares the San Diego Padres. Other new faces are sopho­ lege. a fun year," said Bergman. the duties with Scott Loubier. " Pitchers area top priority, more righty Ryan Hearell, a Four-year starter Eric It's easy to have fun when Both had 20 plus RBI seasons because you're only as good as Western Carolina University Golden, UCF's senior second you don't have to worry about in 1993. your pitching staff," com­ transfer, and left-handed fresh­ baseman who hit .251 and had any fly balls dropping in for Bergman finds himself with mented Golden. man Brian Gomes. Returning 15 RBis last year, returns as hits in the outfield. That's the two big holes to fill in this That's precisely what sophomores Tim Riegert and the only remaining senior. This job of a speedy outfield which year's pitching corps. The void Bergman had in mind when he Craig Cozart may also see time is a young team which includes returns intact. was left by Joe Wagner and added six new pitchers. Brian a plethora of community col- Centerfielder Tony Jason Schlutt. Wagner was Scutero, John Foran and James See KNIGHTS, page 14 ME SOME PEANUT Offense hopes to rebound from sluggish 1993 campaign

was one of the more potent offensive by SEAN PERRY weapons not to maintain a consistent Conbibuting Reporter starting position. Many familiar faces will be roaming If you were to ask a coach of any the outfield once again this season. Tony NCAA sport what hurts more, a wife of Marrillia will bring his 27 stolen bases 10 years sticking you with five kids, and team-leading 19 RBI'~ back to taking half the savings, and running off centerfield along with an impressive to Hawaii with your best friend, or .323 batting average, which ranked losing your starting lineup to gradua­ highly in the TAAC. tion and the draft, the coach would Sophomore Alex Morales, who . probably withdraw the other half of the ranked second on the team with five savings to pay for two one-way tickets homeruns, will add his 20-RBI's to the to Hawaii. middle of the lineup, along with an­ Head Coach Jay Bergman of the other sophomore Frank Fucile flanking Senior second baaeman Eric Golden hopea to provide some punch for a Trans America Athletic Conference the veteranMarrilliaon each side of the Knights' squad that batted Just .251 laat season. (DeHoog/Future) champion Golden Knights realizes he outfield. 1994 GOLDEN KNIGHTS BASEBALL SCHEDULE has been blessed with every coach's Scott Loubier will spend more time Date Opponent Time dream, eight of last year's nine starters in the outfield, than in the catching Feb. 6 @Rollins 1 p.m. are returning to the lineup ths season. position he held last year. Loubier posted 8 @ Bethune-Cookman 3p.m. Although the pitching staff was hit hard big numbers in 1993 with a .286 batting 11-13 Olive Garden Classic by the Major League draft, with Joe average and 26 RBI' s as a junior. He 11 vs. North Carolina St. 8p.m. Wagner going in the first round to Mil­ will relinquish the field general posi­ 12 vs. Kansas 1 p.m. waukee and Jason Schlutt departing in tion to the more experienced junior 12 vs. Tennessee 4:30 p.m. the seventh round to San Diego, the transfer John Meskauskas from Middle 13 Consolation 12:30 p.m. experience of Bergman's bats should Georgia Community College. Championship 4p.m. help maintain a balance and keep the "John is a bonafide leader, and our 16 vs. Bethune-Cookman (DH) 3p.m. Knights. in contention for a second con­ staff has improved over last year's," 19 vs. Rollins 1 p.m. secutive TAAC title. Loubier said. "Omaha (College World 25 vs. Rutgers 3p.m. "The overall atmosphere is better Series) is definitely a realistic goal." 26 vs. Rutgers 3p.m. this year," said Scott Muhlhan, a part: ' With strong bats and experience 27 vs. Rutgers Noon time starter last year."Last season we holding fort in the outfield, quickness were young and didn't have the team Mar. 3 Kansas City Royals 1 p.m. and fresh arms sealing up the infield, chemistry." 5 vs. Florida A&M {DH) 1 p.m. Coach Bergman is the envy of the rest The infield boasts a strong left side, 6 vs. Purdue 1 p.m. of the Trans America Athletic Confer­ familiar to one another, including jun­ ence as he prepares to lead the Golden 9 vs. Vanderbilt 3p.m. ior Eddy Garcia at third base and sopho­ Knights into the spring '94 season in 11 vs. Michigan 7p.m. "-<- more Rich Lawrence at shortstop. search of a second consecutive title, 12 vs. Michigan 3p.m. Garcia brings 17 RB I's back to the hot and an automatic playoff berth. Falling 12 vs. Michigan 7p.m. comer and a shotgah arm. Shortstop just short of reaching the College World 13 vs. Florida 2p.m. should be sealed up with Lawrence's Series last year, the depth and veterans 15 vs. Rider 7p.m. quickness and consistent glove. ' on the squad look forward to another , 16 vs. Rider 7p.m. The other side of the l.nfield has an shot. 17 vs. Rider 7p.m. impressive mixture of talent with se­ And if you ask any Coach which is @ Florida Atlantic 19 7p.m. nior Eric Golden returning with 15 better, your high school sweetheart ar­ 20 @Florida Atlantic (DH) 1 p.m. RBI' s and speed on the base paths. riving on the doorstep looking better 21 vs. Cleveland St. (DH) 3p.m. Although losing Gabby Angulo, and than ever, or a fresh group of veterans 25 vs. College of Charleston* 7p.m. his six home runs, the first base spot returning to defend their championship 26 vs. College of Charleston* 1 p.m. iooks hopeful with sophomoreMuhlhan title, they would most likely leave her at 30 @Florida .7 p.m. returning. Muhlhan saw limited time at the door, because they'd be too busy April 1 @ Florida International* 7p.m. first base, and as a designated hitter. .He polishing their tournament trophy. 2 @ Florida International* 1 p.m. 5 vs. South Florida 7p.m. 8 vs. Stetson* 7p.m. Chad Mottola makes strides in 9 vs. Stetson (DH)* 7p.m. 12 @ South Florida 7p.m. Cincinniti Reds' orga·nization 15 vs. Florida International* 7p.m. 16 vs. Fla. International(DH)* 1 p.m. The most prolific player ever to come out of UCF's baseball 19 vs. South Florida 7p.m. program is Chad Mottola. He was drafted in 1992 by the Cincinnati 22 @ College of Charleston* . 3p.m. Reds as the fifth overall choice in the first round. Mottola had a 23 @Coll. of Charleston (DH)* 1 p.m. tremendous season at Winston-Salem (Cincinnati's single-A affiliate) 27 @Florida 7p.m. batting at a .280 clip, while belting 21 homeruns and compiling 91 29 @Stetson* 7p.m. RBI's. After spring training, Mottola will be starting the season off 30 @ Stetson (DH)* 5p.m. with Chattanooga (Cincinnati's double-A affiliate). 'Tm going to May 3 @ South Florida 7p.m. start off at double-A, then the organization told me if things were 7 vs. Florida Atlantic* 7p.m. going well they might just skip me over triple-A straight through to 8 vs. Florida Atlantic (DH)* 1 p.m. the majors sometime this season," said Mottola. 14-17 T AAC Tournament TBA AND CR c ERJAC •••

Sophomore Scott Loubier leans on former Knights Jason Schlutt (left) and Chad Mottola forbaseball tips. (DeHoog/ Future)

Sc~lutt's mowing them down in Padres' system by JASON SWANCEY level baseball is consistency. (In Contributing Reporter collegeSchluttwascalledonmaybe twice a week, now he gets the nod around four times a week). "lean' t "Opening day I get called in afford to have an off-night any­ with the bases loaded in the ninth, more," said Schlutt. One look to the and promptly gave up a double to roster proves this fact. Schlutt is no lose the game," commented pitcher longer listed as a pitcher, but as an Jason Schlutt. everyday position player instead. Welcome to profess~onal base­ All the glamour and glitz of the baH. minors became apparent to Schlutt Jason Schlutt is a tough left­ through 14-hour bus trips, sleeping handedhurlerwhocleansupmesses in dorms and just two off days a left by others. A mop-up man, month. That's right, this team had Schlutt was called on often last year to play 15 gamesbeforetheyearned in his final season with the Golden a day off. Not much leisure time for Knights. Schlutt finished with a 9- a man whose day began at 10 in the 2 record and a team leading eight morning and ended at 10 that night. saves 1993, while maintaining a But no rest for the weary, as soon as stingy 2.62 ERA. the season ended Sept. 1, within Due to this success, Schlutt was eight hours ScWutt was back in drafted in the seventh round by the school pursuing his degree at the San Diego Padres. Although he University of Wisconsin. LAB HOURS switched from a small pond (UCF) The future is bright for this ris­ to a big pond _(Padres), the size of ing star. He is currently working SPRING '94 the fish stayed the same. out with the UCF team in prepara­ Mon-Thurs .... 9am-12am Jason took on his first short­ tion for spring training. After that, ' season rookie league in Spokane, Schlutt will participate in the long­ t Friday ...... 9am-7 pm Washington and promptly went on season with the single-A team. But ==- Saturday ...... Closed to lead his team in saves, and end up this is a move he is prepared for • tied for the team lead in wins. By thanks to Tim Flannery, his coach ;:: Sunday ...... 5pm-10pm ·:'.: shutting the door on opposing this past season. Flannery is a 10- '::' Open to A~tive A!umni and any ·:l:~ teams, consequently he shut the yearmajor league veteran who pre­ :::: sfudent with vahd student l.D. ·::; door on a tremendous rookie sea­ pares his players for the next level. ·· ... · ·· ··..... ·. ·... ·... . ·...... ···: ··.· ...... · ...... ·.· ...·. ····:········=····· ···=·:· .... ·.·:·· son. Schlutt finished with a 5-3 "He related his experiences to me, record, five saves and a 3. 20 ERA so now I know what to look for­ One major difference Schlutt ward to this spring," commented noticed between college and pro- ScWutt. Open 6 nights a week! • ~to\ call phor nightly specials SHACK ~oRLANooc 382-PHUN B4 Baseball Preview The Central Florida Future February 2, 1994 Some of Japan's biggest bals wl face UCF ~1ls

by JENNY DUNCANSON versity has a very fine baseball Sports Editor program and that they are one of the top college teams in Japan year Teams from all over the world in and year out." will be coming to Orlando to take Bergman is also happy to be on the Golden Knights baseball able to play another game. team. That's right, all over the "It's a game you can play that world. won't count against the NCAA The baseball team from stipulations," Bergman said. "Ev­ Waseda University, located in To­ ery game is a chance to get better." kyo, Japan, will be at the UCF Waseda is one of the oldest Baseball Complex Feb. 20 for an universities in Japan, having been international showdown in established I I 0 years ago. The America's favorite pasttime. baseball -program is 90 years old "This is an exciting opportu­ and last year won its conference, nity for our team and the school," the Big-Six and finished second in said UCF head coach Jay Bergman. the country's national champion­ "We understand that Waseda Uni- ship. UCF head coach Jay Bergman posts an overall record of 878-424·3. ·aergman enters his 17th year In coaching, 12th at UCF. (DeHoog/Future)

GOLDEN KNIGHTS' ROSTER No. Name Cl. Pos. No. Name Cl. Pos. 1 Todd Tocco Jr. lB 23 Billy Bechtol Jr. IN 3 B.J. Calapa Jr. IN 24 Tim Riegert So. p 4 Alex Morales So. OF 26 Brian Scutero Jr. p 6 Matt Wallace So. c 27 Joe Amman - Fr. c 7 Adam Johnson Fr. lB 28 Matt Amman So. OF 8 Eric Golden Sr. 2B 29 Ryan Hearrell So. p 9 Rob Gladwin Jr. IN 30 Scott Muhlhan So. lB 10 Rich Lawrence So. SS 31 Brian Zinkil Fr. p 11 Tony Marillia Jr. OF 32 James Woodrow Jr. p 12 Brad King Fr. c 33 George Betancourt Fr. IN 13 Eddy Garcia Jr. 3B 35 Mike Halperin Jr. p 14 Brian Gomes Fr. p 36 Albert Little Jr. p 15 Rookie Gage Jr. IN 37 Steve Golden Fr. p 16 John Meskauskas Jr. c 38 Craig Cozart So. p 17 John Foran Jr. p 39 Mark Young Jr. p 19 Jay Veniard So. p COACHES 20 Cesar Geronimo Jr. OF 2 Jay Berginan, Head Coach 21 Scott Loubier So. OF/P 5 Rob Sidwell, Catchers 22 Frank Fucile So. OF 25 Mike Maack, Pitchers 34 Brett Ragland, Volunteer Coach

UCF has panelled In Junior right-hander Mike Halperin as the team's 10-to guy. (DeHoog/ Future)

THE KUTTING EDGE OF PROGRESSIVE DANCE WEDNESDAY KNIGHTS lina State. Rollins College in their home EVERY The Olive Garden Classic defi­ opener Feb. 6, followed by amatch­ &SATURDAY from page Bl PHREEDRAFT nitely brings a full plate to the up with Bethune-Cookman. ALWAYS 18 & UP! in the starting rotation. table this year with three teams It's going to be a rough road for ALL NIGHT LONG! WED$5COVER 'This is a young staff that will that earned regional berths last the Golden Knights this season. SAT. $6 COVER mature as the season progresses," season in addition to finishing in Already facing potholes in the form Phree beer starts at 9 pm said Bergman. the top 25 in the nation. The of TAAC foes, they will also be call 382-PHUN phore info UCF had the 13th toughest Olive Garden Classic will be held jarred when playing the likes of schedule last season, based on op­ Feb. 11-13 at Osceola County Purdue, Vanderbilt and Michigan ponents winning percentage. Just Stadium. at home this season. UCF will also ~\'.\ when they thought it couldn't get But the Knights can't get be playing those Gators from sHA__ c __ K any tougher, in to town ventures caught looking ahead. First they Gainesville March 13 at Tinker Kansas, TennesseeandNorthCanr must face cross-town rivals Field.

R2 REVELATION February 2. 1994 Students at Princeton University ring in-the new year in the buff

About 300 male and female stu­ Savani said. dents stripped naked and sprinted The Nude Olympics have be­ through 25-degree weather at come so widely known that the Princeton University in New Jer­ tabloid television show "Hard sey to celebrate the first snowfall Copy" advertised in newspapers of winter, an annual frolic that has for videotape footage of the event, earned the disfavor of the adminis­ Savani said. "People say to us tration . 'Well, gee, can't students have a However, that didn't dampen the good time anymore?' But the uni­ spirits of runners that skidded versity is struggling with its re­ around the icy grounds Jan. 4, while sponsibility to the students and clothed spectators cheered and the the community," she said. strains of "Chariots of Fire" wafted Meanwhile, a group of about 15 from a dormitory window. Joggers University of Pennsylvania in the Nude Olympics took some women decided to carry on a cam­ precautions from the cold, how­ pus tradition last December by ever. They wore shoes, socks, hats jogging nude through the school's and gloves, and one donned a foot­ quadrangle in Philadelphia, the ball helmet. Daily Pennsylvanian reported. ''It was a mob scene, " student The newspaper, which ran a Danny Hoffman told the Associ­ photograph of the women's back­ ated Press. sides, said it was the second an­ Not all was fun and games , nual female streak at the school. though. Two students were taken "It takes a lot of courage to do to a nearby hospital, one for treat­ what they'redoing, says one male ment of extreme intoxication and onlooker. "It's cold out here." the other for lacerations of the back As a group of five or so men and legs. A third student was treated gathered to witness the 7 a.m. for an ankle injury at the school event, the streakers nearly suf­ infirmary. fered a pre-run panic. "There are The nude run has caused some guys over there!" said one. "Oh, *FREE*FREE*FREE*FREE*FREE*FREE*FREE* we'll run anyway," another an­ trouble in the past, and university Hey, you. Yeah, you cheap dolt attracted to ads beginning with the word "free." The officials have tried to discourage swered. Central Florida Future is giving away free tickets to The Getaway. So stop by our the practice. "It was lark 10 or 20 So they quickly shed their office in the University Shoppes and pick yours up. Or pay $6 to sec it. See if we care. years ago, but it's turned into a clothes near the statue of the Rev. huge event" says Jacquelyn Savani, George Whitefield and ran a university spokeswoman. "It has screaming around the courtyard. lost its innocence and spontarie­ A streaker, who was a veteran of ity." the first female streak in 1992, Many of the students drink baid the event was "a reminder heavily before the run to loosen not to take life too seriously." inhibitions and make the cold seem "This is a once-in-a-lifetime," more bearable, she said. But that she said. "It's exhilarating." also leads to dangerous behavior, Another male onlooker, who where judgement seems impaired. said he was required to attend the Two years ago, two young women event as part of his fraternity ini­ were found passed out and naked tiation, said he respected the {, - in the cold after they drank too women's boldness. "All the women have my high­ much. That same year, about two I • dozen male students dashed est admiration," he said. "What through a restaurant, frightening they did was pretty amazing." patrons and smashing a large plate­ One male student who walked IP Jeve/opiVlg a :jO/id :jtruc::t-ure glass window. Local police video­ across the courtyard 10 minutes taped the incident, and the young after the streak ended said he had i::) 4our · ~ue:5tion , men were later prosecuted. no idea what had just happened. Last year a group of naked men "Get out of here! They were YEAM BUILDING j:j LfOUr C3Vl::)Wer! pranced through a convenience naked?" he asked in disbelief. store and "intimidated" custom­ "Oh, man, I missed it." ers. One student was later pros­ DATE :sAlliRDAY, FEB. 12, 1Cfct4. ecuted on a shoplifting charge, •College Press Service llME qooa.m. - 230 p.m. PL.ALE U_CF :s Univer:sitLf dub (jranc£ Opening 217194 Mr. Kabob 12245 University Blvd. Orlando, Florida 32817 (407) 282-4442 (Located in the University Shoppes)

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"The '70s. They obviously ti on "What the h~ll do you want to His character is stoned every time sucked!" do with your life? ... Smoke pot." we see him and is full of stories of Well I'm too young to genu­ - that's how Rory Cochrane's the holy weed. Even after the party . inely come to such a conclusion, character would respond. He also is over, Slater is still going. When ) and personally I don't care if they someone asks what they should did or not. From the Austin-based do next, he promptly replies, "I director who brought you the to­ got a great idea! Let's go smoke a tally unconventional and (not to big fat one on the 50-yard line." mention) kick-ass film Slacker, Full of Mustangs, freshman Getting Buued with Friends in "Dazed and Confused" Courtesy!Grammercy Richard Linklater'~ second film, paddle spankings, football, an ul­ Dazed and Confuseddoesn'tcome tra-smooth soundtrack that seems close to the word "suck." Set in to guide you through the '70s, and 1976, the yearof the bicentennial, plenty of marijuana, Dazed and ., the film follows the last day of Confused is one of those films we Until there•s a cure, school for a group of high­ will be renting over and over again, schoolers who get caught up in a so we can memorize the one-lin­ bit too much tradition. Linklater seems to answer that question very ers. Like the ad says, "See it with there's the · stays with his characters from the easily and without hesitation. Like a bud." I'm just not sure whether classroom, through their cars and Sean Penn's Jeff Spicoli in Fast that refers to a friend or a joint. · American Diabetes ... to the big keg party, all the while Times at Ridgemont High, •Derek Krause developing an appeal for each Cochrane's Slater is unforgettable. Revelation Writer Association. · character. Like Slacker, Linklater once again follows his characters in and out of their environments in a totally random fashion. Also, like his first film, his characters bring the story some depth and feeling: Dazed and Confused is full of classic characters. One character plays a young Seinfeld type, whose main goal in life is to dance. Another plays a football jock, who is caught up in the ques-

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Between the nappy-haired, with wild animals attacking the college, or so they think. I can rib that influenced us the most, or by rayon ties. But in our case, we jagged-toothed snarl of the odd­ campsite as we slept on the cold, relax, a retired rebel, a James just the nagging pressures of 4000 were just providing ourselves with scented biker babes and the drive­ hard gravel. Dean that lived to tell his story, a level classes, parents threatening a short intermission as we trekked for-30-m in utes-then-rest-the-ra­ The consistent reinforcement of frustrated student that refuse~ to to discontinue financial assis­ along the never-ending six-year diator-for-two-hours stretch be­ our self-proclaimed "Tough guy" accept the system and take sum­ tance and demanding babes that plan. tween Kansas and Colorado, our image and our "Rebellious" stan­ mer classes. And just as my convinced us to go is uncertain. The excursion, planned for two fantasies turned into nightmares as dard of life drained into a less­ grandchildren will hear stories Whatever the inspiration, months, did not receive a friendly we began to expect and accept the glamorous label of "Stupid Fools." of my brilliant Little League early one morning in June, my approval from parents or girlfriend worst. Dreams of Eastwood-like The plight with the parents over a pitching career, so they will hear longtime friend and I loaded up a alike. The parents proceeded to barroom brawls became the real­ set graduation date became a pleas­ of beautiful blonde biker babes, Chevy Blazer with the bare ne­ disconnect all financial ties, and ization of dreary one-bum pool ant memory, and after experienc­ barroom brawls and the snow­ cessities of life and headed north the love of my life attempted to halls where locals named Fat Al ing the hairy-legged chick in Jack­ covered peaks of the Colorado up Interstate 95 as the sun woke disconnect everything else. It was and One-Armed Bob complained son Hole, Wyo., visions of my ex­ Rockies. up the dreary town of Titusvil1e a tough call, but after long and of "hogs in their holler" as they girlfriend simulated the beach where we grew up. careful consideration, some finan­ attempted unsuccessfully to stomp scene in the movie "10," where •Sean Perry I knew my fellow adventurer cial assistance from a pal that sat out a Lynyrd Skynyrd tune with Dudley Moore falls into the arms Revelation Writer since we were both 12 years old, high atop his pyramid and the hope their mud-covered Dickies. An at­ of Bo Derek. Motley Crue's when I struck him out three times that there would be more long­ tempt to strike up an argument "Home Sweet Home" became my Editor's .Note: "Into the in a little league game. He still legged cheerleaders in my future, I usually ended in a deranged act of theme song as we trodged down Great Wide Open: maintains that he belted two chugged down a ~iller Genuine hospitality in which they offered the California coast with $18 in Prologue to the Ultimate triples off my struggling pre-pu­ Draft, toked on a Tampa Nugget up a swig off a Copenhagen-cov­ our cash fund. Road Trip" is the first in a berty fastball, but stories of that and did my best Jack Kerouac/ ered rim of a Black Label Light. My dreams became resentful; I series to.entail the unknown sort should be stored away for Thelma and Louise impression. I Our storage of alcoholic refresh­ now envisioned Jack Kerouac adventures of Mr. Perry the grandchildren. Needless to wanted to leave behind all that was ments and generously-cut steaks added to the back seat of Thelma's during his two month trek say, we trusted one another with safe and secure in an attempt to soon depleted into a few cans of convertible as it went flying into across the United States. our existence, considering the un­ experience the real world in the Starkist and a half-gallon bottle of the depths of the Grand Canyon. Read next week for the first familiar terrain we were about to for!fl of rebellious warriors of a Jack Daniels, infiltrated with unfa­ All truly was not what it seemed. part of his story. explore. new renaissance period. As we miliar chunks oflea ves, most like! y Actually, nothing was what it A cross-country excursion at climbed northward on Interstate originating from the lack of a spit seemed; instead, just a very evil •Cover photo for "Into The \ the end of four years of college is 95, we compared fantasies of beau­ cup. and bizarre version of the original. Great Wide Open" always beneficial to the graduate tiful blonde biker chicks and bar­ The nonexistence of soap and However, I sit here now, bathed taken by Sean Perry seeking to stretch out his wings room brawls, vast horizons of the water for indefinite periods be- with a full stomach, in friendly, INTERNATIONAL Calculator Stetson University's Graduate Programs: and Computer ., • Full line of •HP 48GX Grnphic Opportunities HP scientific & Expandable business calculators. The hest calculator for •HP lOB your education and your •HP 17BII career - 128KB of RAM for Advancement •HP95LX built in, plus expandability. 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"Girl, I wanna make you sweat band plays. The club is very roomy, from time to time, so you might 'ti] you can't sweat no more ... " and for a band, that is not a very want to call head before going. Strictly Radio listeners all over the coun­ good setting. The Edge Wednesday and try are jumping and gyrating to Club Le Caribbean Thursday Saturday night, the back of the the lively sounds of reggae mu­ through Sunday night, the resident Edge is where you can find the ConfidentialJ sic. The recent success of per­ DJ plays reggae and soca music. band Exodus playing music along At Life File, a walk-in laboratory formers such as Inner Circle, Crazy Wings Thursday night, a side a DJ. }:'he outside atmosphere testing center, you can get a full range Shaggy and Jimmy Cliff is ush­ live band plays reggae and soca is good as long as the weather is of HN and immune status blood tests ering in a new era of reggae mu­ music. It is a good atmosphere for good. with or without a doctor's orders. sic - that of commercial suc­ The Mill (Winter Park) Ev­ eating and listening to music, and if No appointment is needed. You're on cess outside the Caribbean. This you're adventurous enough, you can ery Thursday night the Mill has a your way in about 10 minutes. And is true not only of the more con­ try out some of the reggae dances live band playing reggae music. because our prices are so reasonable, ventional brands of reggae such such as the "butterfly." The Mill is a small pub setting so you can afford to keep better track of as Maxi Priest, but also danceha11 Dekko's Sunday nights Dekko's if you just want to listen to the your health. Plus, you get test results . artists such as Shabba Ranks and is the home of "Jamaikin' Me music, it is a gcod place to go. If and explanations that make sense. Super Cat, who have carved their Crazy," a mixture of hip-hop, reggae you are a dancer you might want • own niches in the R&B and rap and soca. There is a DJ as well as a to try somewhere else. Stop by Life File, where laboratory genr.:!s. live band. Every few months Twin Towers Friday nights at testing is quicl<, convenient, accurate, affordable, and, of course, A Walk-In Laboratory Like any other major United "Jamaikin' Me Crazy" moves to a this hotel across from Universal Testing Center States city, Orlando has a "reggae new club, so pay attention to where Studios, Deja plays reggae and strictly confidential 7113 University Blvd., scene" of its own, complete with it goes. soca music. There is no cover, Winter Park, FL 32792 a great crop of Jive bands, most 4th Fighter Group On Satur­ and there is a free seafood buffet. [407) 678-7118 notably Exodus, Mattox Interna­ days the restaurant by day becomes The small lounge is a good setting Fax 1407) 678-8988 tional and Deja, who are made a nightclub. It is home to a Jive band if you want to listen to some good up of UCF students and alumni. and DJ, who play reggae and soca music. There is no dance floor, If you prefer the music of DJs, . music. but if the music hits you hard, as there are also clubs that cater to lnternati.onal Reggae Club This it probably will, you' 11 find a way every reggae fan's liking, includ­ is the one place you are guaranteed to dance. ing hybrids of reggae and hip­ to experience the culture of reggae, Some of the places listed are 2 1 hop, reggae and soca and just which includes not only the music and up on some nights and 18 and / plain reggae . but the dance and the clothing. There · up on others. So if you are under If you are interested in getting is also a restaurant in the back which age, you might want to call ahead to know a whole new culture (the serves Caribbean food. The club is before going. culture of reggae music), then open Thursday nights through Sun­ here is a list of the major reggae day nights. Reggae concerts are held •Kisha Dunn happenings in Orlando: All Nations Restaurant and Lounge Sunday nights at All Nations is free for college stu­ dents with identification. This is probably the best way to start your journey into reggae music. Thursday night is ladies' night, Friday night the band Mattox Miami to Caribbean Paradise! 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Horace Pinker who is rea11y to decide. Don't buy, like in ."Clap Your Hands." Phife Power Tools borrow or eve steal this album. and Q-Tip are at their best. It is a (Justice Records) Don't even touch this. It is the definite buy. If you can't afford it, worst "progressive, alternative, borrow it. A TCQ has plenty to Yes! They finally have a full­ college radio" I've heard since say. Jength release. And well worth Gavin Macleod sang "Evita." the wait! After three 7-inches, •Justin Best Horace Pinker brings in 1994 with •Justin Best their first LP. Power Tools is an amazing conglomeration of 14 of A Tribe Called Quest their newest tracks. Their ex- Midnight Marauders . tremely melodic power punk Downy Mildew Sun brain (Jive Records) sound is easily expressed through Slow Sky Peifection Lies (High Street Records) such tunes as "Bottom Line," (Grass) This new disc is slam min' and "Punker Than G .B .H." and This album blows, yet, at the same "Power Tools." Scott Eastman, groovin' and, in no way, does it "Powerful rock n' ro11 meets punk Bill Ramsey and Bryan Jones and time, it sucks. I can't decide what suck or blow. It is chock foll of rock" is the best description I can it does more, suck or blow. I sup­ the guys make Horace Pinker so stories like "Eight Million Sto­ come up with. And that's good, rad! This is a must have; go get it! pose it sucks more than it blows; ries" as well as old retro-rap beats and it sounds good, and it is good. It's Sunbrain with their latest al­ •Craig Mazer bum Peifection Lies . Dondero, Nail, Hallauer and Glickman have ARE YOU MISUNDERSTOOD? G~YS! ! ! DO YOU NEED COMPASSION? their shit together and pack an amazing sound in all of their 12 tracks. My personal fav6rites are TALKTO B£A. ' VTlfVl GlRlSuvem "Gravity" (powerful and melodic), ''Try" (reminds me of old Replace­ ALL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU! ments) and "Pressure Face" (great punk with an even better bass line). (ff}@fl@[fj(§;@WIJrtJ&r!,

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New movie has bad acting and no plot Richard Gere and Sharon Stone deep in thought in "Intersection" Courtesy/Paranwunr

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Football season culminated Sunday of media attended. That's proof positive with what is possibly the most-watched it's caught on. program of the year. The teams love it and Dud of the game honors go to the Wavy the fans love it. Lays ad featuring former Vice-President ~ And the network loves that. And so do Dan Quayle. advertisers. So in the last decade the Super Didn't the man humiliate himself Bowl has become a long awaited event. enough when he followed George Bush And if the game isn't entertaining enough, around for four years? Quayle couldn't the commercials make it a program not to spell potato and he can't act. However, he be missed. suceeded in tarnishing one of the most Advertisers have rode the wave of ex­ important posts in government. citement and anticipation and used the Su­ Thanks Wavy Lays for a silly commer­ per Bowl to launch new products, cam­ wasn't the only lady who sat up and took Score one for the Official Word colum­ cial and a boring halftime show. paigns or just strut their best stuff. notice. Naturally Trivial wouldn't like this nist. One week ago in this very space I I wonder about Ms. Duncanson's judge­ Now, nothing this year had the hype of one. It was just a plain woman, no joined the very full Dallas Cowboys' band­ ment sometimes. last year's Shaq commercial (which was a supermodel. wagon and predicted a 31-13 Dallas Super She's an advertising major, but was big disappointment), but there were some Now, as for Trivial Trylko's picks, he Bowl victory over Buffalo. Oops, one point impressed by the Norwegian Cruise Lines ' good adsto be seen while the Bills were on is obviously not an advertising major. And off. ads. C'mon, they had no placeairing during the sidelines trying to figure out what they he has no taste in commercials. Ms. Duncanson, you must be glad the the game. It makes no sense to me. They were doing wrong. The Bud Bowl? Nice use of graphics, NFL season is over. Your New York Giants were stupid, plain and simple. Save those Honor of my top pick goes to the com­ but it's a little old. And everyone knew Bud showed incredible playoff meekness and spots for the Lifetime cable channel. mercial with the best ongoing campaign, Lite had to win this year. I did like the the Bills, I mean BiLLLLs, proved a team As for the Bo Jackson commercials, though I would never eat there, McDonald's. ending, but the whole campaign is old. really can lose four straight 'super Bowls. they were alright but isn't Bo losing his You didn' t have to think a lot about the The Doritos ad was cute, but I couldn't While Sunday's game was a second­ appeal as a pitchman. He was an incredible message, it was entertaining and memo­ believe Chevy Chase degraded himself like half dud, the commercials descve a look story a few years ago, but he's washed up rable. that. It made him look bad. I can't believe back. now. Heck, he's now aCaliforniaAngel for The addition of Charles Barkley added someone even approached him with the As usual, Ms. Duncanson and I disagree a new element to make the commercial idea. on which ads were the most effective. crying out loud. Anyway, I don't think too funnier and not the same old thing. Need I even mention the Pepsi ad? Without a doubt, Cindy Crawford's many people believe in his speed, as was McDonald's knows a good thing when they Trivial, your true colors are showing on Pepsi spot was the funniest 45 seconds of stressed in the ad. see it and they were smart to continue this one. You can dream all you want about the evening. The woman definitely knows How long will McDonald's hang onto milking this campaign. Cindy, but she won't start hanging out with how to sell soda. Plus, "Seinfeld's" Kramer Michael Jordan? I'm getting a bit tired of A close second is for the best commer­ you, even if you do start drinking Pepsi. character provided an element of comic · the ex-Chicago star selling burgers', shoes cial from ·an advertiser's perspective, the You've got a better chance with Rodney relief the Pepsi folks needed in the wake of and Gatorade. Charles Barkley was the star Lipton Ice Tea commercial with Bo Jack­ Dangerfield. Of course, if he reads your . their long association with Micha~l Jack­ of the golden arches Super hyped spot and son. The commercial is fast-paced, funny columns, he'll give you no respect. son. McDonald's should utilize his personality and shows the product label as many times Now, the Pepsi commercial was bad, My second favorite spot involved Chevy in their ad campaign. as possible without taking away from the but the Shaqui_lle O'Neal takes the cake for Chase and Doritos. Chase's late-night show I agree with Ms. Duncanson that Shaq's story-line. Lipton couldn't ask for more. the worst commercial, for the second year was a bomb, but this 60 seconds was a hoot. ad was a bit bizarre. Dark and brooding, My third place choice goes to the com­ in a row. You've got to appreciate Chase's ~omic much like the oversized star himself, the pany with apparently the best feel for the I don't even know what he was selling. timing, as he poked fun at his rocky few commercials were a real downer. Keep viewing audience. Norwegian Cruise Lines Pepsi? Shoes? His new rap album? (Which, weeks on Fox. By the way, Doritos' sales dunking and we'll forgive the lame pitch- is one of the only companies to acknowl­ based on the demonstration, can't be very rose 12 percent following the comedian's ing. n edge the growing female audienc;e. good.)There is no doubt in my mind that the last commercial. He must be doing some­ The NFL season is over and most of Granted, the game didn't attract as Super Bowl will continue to be a showcase of thing right. these commercials will soon fade from many women as the half-time show. But in the best and the brightest of the advertising Rounding out my top three is the Bud memory. the throngs of commercial spots aimed at business. And at $900,000 for a 30-second Bowl series of spots. Fast becoming a Su­ ' But, Cindy Crawford holding a cold can the testosterone in the audience, the woman spot, the networks certainly hope so. per Bowl tradition, th~ ads featured Mike of Pepsi will definitely stay with me for and man under a shower answering the Stand and cheer football fans, and give Ditka and a cast of beer bottles. During awhile. question of how to fall in love again was a credit to the Bills. They've been AFC Super Bowl week, Bud held a press confer­ Until next week., remember, the sports welcomed sight. And I'm willing to bet I champs four years in a row. ence to promote the beer battle and throngs beat goes on lll lfl llll NEED CONTACTS? ~ 11/fl/ll~l'I f:tllltil1! 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by TONY HUTCHESON on their home court, made a pair of runs to Conbibuting Reporter close the gap to 70-69 with just five minutes left to play. The Knights answered, however, by making nine consecutive free throws to put After winning their 10th and 11th games the game away and hand Centenary their firsf­ this week, the Golden Knights have already home loss of the season. surpassed their 1992-93 victory total. Two Also contributing for the Knights were big road wins have rocketed the Golden juniors Patrick Butts and Ochiel Swaby with Knights into second place in the Trans America 21 and 14 points respectively. Senior Victor Athletic Conference, just a game behind the Saxton added 17 points. •) College of Charleston. Saxton has been a consistent force for the After having trouble early in the season Knights and has put up big numbers recently, away from home the Knights have turned earning T AAC Player of the Week honors. their road play around, winning their last four Through 16 games, he is averaging 16 points games away from the UCF Arena. Good per game, sixth in the conference, and is shooting as well as career and season highs pulling down 5.6 rebounds per game. boosted UCF to a 5-3 conference record and The Knights then travelled to Hammond, a 11-5 overall mark. Louisiana Saturday to challenge Southeast­ "We're playing together more, we're play­ ern Louisiana University. The Lions shot just ing better defensively and we're shooting the · 35 percent from the field while UCF rode a ball better," said head coach Kirk Speraw. career high 32-point performance from Swaby "[The players] have gotten tougher mentally to a 92-80 win. in their approach." At the half, the Knights again had the lead Forward Reid Ketteler echoed Speraw 50-43 extending it to 62-45 on four consecu­ adding, "If we continue playing the way we tive three-pointers after the break. But the are, we will fare well." Lions then went on a 21-7 run to close the gap The Knights played tough Thursday and to 69-66 with 8:32 left. And with 5:19 on the were led by junior guard Darryl Davis in an clock they went ahead on a Greg Winnier 89-82 victory over Centenary. Davis, who led three-pointer 73-72. UCF in scoring last year with 18.1 points per This was the second game in a row that the game,hashadaslowstartaveragingonly 11.3 Knights saw a big lead disappear. points per game before the road trip. Davis "In both cases we slacked off defensively," had been shooting 36 percent from the field, said Speraw. "We responded when they did but he broke out of his slump making 10of14 close the gap." and scoring a season high 26 points. ·Respond they did as Butts sank a three­ "[Davis] has stepped up in the last two pointer and the Knights again made important games and shot the ball like he is capabl~," free throws down the stretch to secure the said Speraw. victory. Davis also grabbed 10 rebounds to go UCF's four-game winning streak has lifted along with senior James Walker's 13 boards. the Knights. UCF is ranked 10th in the nation in rebound­ "It's a real big confidence booster," said ing margin over their opponents, but the Kettel er. Knights were edged 46-38 on the glass de­ The Knights hope to continue that success spite Walker's and Davis' contribution. as they play their next three games at home. UCF went into the locker room at the half "January was a long and tough month for ahead 40-35 ·and stretched the lead to 14 Junior Chuck Roberts and the Knights are off to a hot start and return home for three games beginning points. The Gents, who were not to be outdone See KNIGHTS, page 23 tomorrow night versus Georgia State. (DeHoog/ Future) Lady Knights remain competitive, but drop 2 games and fall to 5-11 WH T'S

by JENNY DUNCANSON have to work harder in the off-season. The FAU game had an added Sports Editor But we're headed in the right direc­ challege for the women, who have to tion. We gave thein (FIU) a couple of combat a dwindling bench. The team @N AP? Some teams in the Trans America 'f things to think about" has lost three players this season, the Athletic Conference would look at a Sophomore Tamika Coley put latest one was point guard Tara Gibson, TONIGHT match-up with Florida International up 14 points and brought down 15 who left the team earlier this week. Women's Basketball @Florida International 7 p.m. University and be intimidated. They rebounds before fouling out late in the Missy Briscoe started in the position might think about their 16th in the second half. Center Debby Batz led against FAU. She seemed to handle THURSDAY nation ranking and hope to stay within the scoring effort with 15 and junior the job with ease, dishing out five Men's Basketball vs. Georgia State 7:30 p.m. 50 points of the talented Panther team. LaTonya Johnson added 10. assists and scoring 14 points. (WUCF FM 89.9, WOT AM 540) But not the Lady Knights. They Coley is averaging 21 points­ ''I'm very comfortable with the wanted to give the TAAC leaders a per-game, good enough to make her job," Briscoe said. "My teammates SATURDAY run for their money. second in the TAAC and 29th in the ran the offense right and helped me Men's Rugby @University of South Florida 2 p.m. They didn't challenge well in the nationinscoring.SheisalsotheTAAC out." Men's Basketball vs. Samford 2 p.m. firsl half. UCF went into the break rebounding leader. Coley was pitted "I'm really proud of the girls, the (WOT AM540) with a 26-point deficit against the top scorer in the TAAC way they stepped up," Richardson­ Women's Basketball vs. Stetson 4 p.m. But the second half was an en­ and the 27th top scorer in the nation, said. "\Ve'rematuring, that's how we tirely different story. UCF outscored FIU center AJbena Branzova, a 6-5 need to play late in the year." MONDAY the Lady Panthers, 43-42. But despite junior. Branzova had only 20 points. Thewomen'steamis5-l lover­ Men's and Women's Tennis vs. Webber 2 p.m. the good performance, FIU won, 92- Coley said the match-up taught her all, adding two losses this week to Men's Basketball vs. South Florida 7:30 p.m. 67. something. Louisiana State, 81-63, andFIU. UCF (WUCF FM 89.9, Sunshine Network TV) "(UCF) played well In the sec­ ''It can be rough down low," sald put one in the win column with a 92- ond," said UCF head coach Jerry Coley. ''Butjust because you 're small, 67 victory over future TAAC foe SUNDAY Richardson. "But we dug a big hole." you can still play with them. It helped FloridaAtlantic University.FAD will Baseball @ Rollins 1 p.m. Richardson said the loss taught my whole game." . beeligibleforconferenceplay in 1994- the Knights a thing or two. Coley didn't need the help earlier 95. TUESDAY ''It' alearningexperience. We'll in the week as she made 22 points and Baseball @ Bethune-Cookman 3 p.m. have to execute better. We're gonna grabbed 18 boards againstFAU. See LADY KNIGHTS, page 23