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VOL. XXV: NO. 12 REGIS COLLEGE, DENVER, COLO. - March 24, 1943 BROWN AND GOLP HITS 25 YEAR MARK Forensic League Meets ·Editors' Careers Vary, But ·wavehopper Hoppe Early-April9 and 10 Solid Senders Most Were Honor Graduates The Colorado-Wyoming Forensic ·with the end of this se'.mester , the Brown and Gold is league legislative assembly will be IN TIDS ISSUE- held on April 9 and 10, according c ompl~ tin g its twenty-fifth y ear of service at R egis. Y'lay to word received from the depart­ AYRES AIRES...... Page 4 back m '18 when Regis College w as still the College of the Sacred Heart and included in its Junior division what w as ment of speech and dramatic arts "· •. our discarded matter ..." of the University of Denver. If later to b ecome Regis High, the Brown and Gold began. · 1\:Iuch there is a sufficiently large re­ smaller t_ha n t h e present paper, it carried in its first f e:w years · McCOY MISLEADS ...... Page 6 news wh1ch would be exciting+--·- - ·------sponse for the assembly, there is " ... Dlini are best ..." a chance that it may be held in news even today. Sacred Heart quarter of a century ago--such as College was doing things even a playing ·baseball with the Uni- the legislative chambers of the WILDER WHEEZES ...... Page 4 state capitol building. The reason versity of Colorado. for the early date this year is the "· .• well-made retreat ..•" The record of the Brown and Gold~unlike the college itself; the fact that Colorado State college ALDO ANTAGONIZES .. Page 4 ERC to Report May 25; finishes its academic year on April · paper has never changed its name !' 23 and consequently would be un­ "· •• on the hammy side .. -has been continuous since 1918. able to participate at a later date. Navy, Marines Next. Among thousands of students SUNDY SPOUTS...... Page 7 Robert Hoppe The conference is designed to Official army notice has been whose names have filled its col­ "· .. better than ,A.A.U.. !' posted that all Regis College army umns, the editors who have kept Ensign U.S.N.R. dear with the vital domestic prob­ Bob Hoppe, a graduate of last PICCONE PANNE reservists are to report to Ft. the paper servicing the students lems concerning college ·students D ...... Page 3 May, received his commission in Logan, Colo., May 25. This will and faculty of Regis College de­ now as well a.s after the war. The the Navy Air Corps Reserve in "· •. sixteen years old when ..•" not include those who are already serve special ·mention. topics deal primarily with the Corpus Christi, Texas, last week. (Continued on Page 8) in medical or dental school. Active Show Leadership duty orders will be posted some- This is the sixth commission given time in the future. The editors of the Brown and to former Regis men within the · 1 past three weeks. Specialized Training Tests V-~llw~~ :::e:~:tse::e~i:;o~~e~~ ~~~s !~:e ~:d ::::er:::n~-:!~; The son of Mr. and Mrs. Charles Hoppe of Springfield, Illinois, Bob last semester of college will be diversified as their names, but .nl•Stered Aprl•l 2 placed on active status "on or they have had two things in com- majored in English, was a mem­ To Be Adml ber of the squad and A plan to enable all young men between the ages of 17 about July 1, 1943." These re- mon. These are both scholarship was an Oratorical Contest finalist and 22 years to gain specialized training in technical and pro- servists will receive base pay and and leadership to a remarkable in 1940. fessional skills has been announced by the government and be placed tin a various t colleges under degree.trar's office The recordsshow that in theall butregis- a Hoppe volunteered for flight training last February, 1942, when · will be made· availablet' t to b Regis· CollegeR' students· F 'd and others· navyMar1'ne con rreserv1'sts c · will be called very few received their degrees he was admitted into the V-5 bA y an'l 2 exammat 9 ' 1011l k o e giVen at egis r1 ay morn~ng, into active duty on June 20. cum 1aun d e, magna. cum laud e, Pl'l , a o c oc · summa cum laude. Their leader- reserve. Preliminary flight in­ The new plan provides for the+ ------ship was singular also. They have structions were received at Oak­ examination of all male students · ------~ been organizers and ·have held land Reserve Aviation Base, Oak­ executive offices in every major land, , where he trained who have attained their l'Tth and Coast Guard Band Quarter·e activity and group on the campus (Continued on Page 3) , have not reached their 22nd birth- 4 days by July 1, 1943, and who for twenty-five -years. Many of them have done graduate work in have graduated or are expected to graduate from secondary schools On Campus--Puts On Concert some of the leading universities in prior to that date. It is designed the co~ntry. Jt> Aldo Is, For Sure to provide information useful to Hailing from the Coast Guard '!'raining Station at Ala­ Frank A. Stanek, Joseph A. I the Armed Forces in- meda, Calif., thirty-two members of the Coast Guard band, Craven, Donald F. Dunn, Emmett A nwnber of queries have been backing the Coast · Guard entrants in the National (a) Selecting studen~s for col­ A._ A. U. M. Barry, Harold E. McCain, received at the Brown and Gold lege training under the Army Spe­ tournament, stayed at Carroll Hall on the Regis College James W. O'Leary, Thomas A. office asking if Aldo Notarianni, cialized Training Program; cau1pus March 14 to 17. The band left Wednesday afternoon Doran, Joseph Henry, Edward whose name appears under Movies (b) Classifying all others in to return to their training station base at Alameda. Beaudette, Edward Vollmar, Philip and Music, is really a student at Rivaling the popularity of the respect to relative trainability. J. Dolan, Vincent M. Dwyer, Vin­ _Begis, or if the name is a pseu­ The purpose of the army spe­ Coast Guard entrants in the tour- cent Giacomini, Walter H. Kranz, donylt\ for one of .the talented cialized training program is to nament, held last week in Denver, Writer Speaks Friday Jr., Mark D. Dunn, Joseph F. staff members. This was climaxed train men, at the collegiate level, the band furnished tournament- Sharpe, William P. O'Meara, Paul by the amazement shown by Fred in technical and professional skills goers with real music. Monday Carr, Francis C. Mayer, Fred R. B. Itona, veteran feature writer evening in the Municipal auditor­ Before Literary Club Van Valkenburg, John F. Connors, required by the army. Engineers William E. Barrett, noted Den­ for the B & G, who was on the of all types, doctors, psychologists, ium they nearly stole the show, Joseph Kirch, ·and Henry Becker campus for the St. Patrick's day ver novelist, will speak at the linguists, physicists, mathemati­ giving out with the best boogie are the men who were editors of celebrations, on learning that Aldo next meeting of 'rheta Alpha Delta cians, and students of foreign woogie, jam, and jive session that the B & G since its founding a is really a colleague of his, and (the Coffee Club) to be held Fri­ has ever been heard in these parts fourth of a century ago. not just a phantasm. In answer areas are needed in large numbers, day, March 26. According to John and the army has established this for a long' time. When they gave Journalistic Careers to all of the questions concerning out with such favorites as 'Star- Yelenick, newly elected president program in those colleges and uni­ Vincent M. Dwyer, John F . Con­ Notarianni, we can say that as dust,' which featured Billy De­ of the organ~tion, the meeting versities wb.ere such training can nors, and Joseph Kirch, have had nearly as can. be determined he 'Mello on the trumpet, and some will be held in the lounge of Car­ best be 'given. journalistic careers. Vince Dwyer actnally exists. Furthermore; he of the more familiar ones as roll Hall. The eligibility of an individual was editor in 19i$3. While still has informed the feature editor 'Tiger Rag,' 'Blue Skies,' and Mr. Barrett was the speaker at for the army specialized training here at Regis, he began in this that anyone entertaining serious countless other melodies, the crowd the recent meeting of the Associa­ (Continued on Page 7) profession as night police reporter doubts about the above may ar­ nearly went wild and were on the tion of Catholic Schools Press Re­ for the Denver Post. Since that range an interview with him, and of putting the basketball lations at Loretto Heights college. time, he has become one of the he will prove that he is a real games aside and turning the whole He has written extensively for most valuable and skilled writers flesh and blood person as best R. I. P. thing into a jitterbug session. Redbook Magazine and other na­ on that paper's staff. Dwyer he can. (Notariani said this would Unfortunately, however, the Coast tional publications, although he The Brown and Gold, In · graduated with the class of '34 be done by any steps short of an Guard boys lost, and the whole explains that he got his start by the name of the student with an A.B. degree. John F. autopsy.) We hope an end will contingent, band and all had come wnting for the pulps and trade body· and faculty of Regis Connors, now a sergeant and be put to the matter, as we do· College, wishes to extend its to Denver with . orders to return journals. not wish the responsibility for Yelenick said this meeting will public relations officer in the sincerest s y m p a t h y and to their stations within twenty­ any name to rest except where be open to the public and extended army air forces, does army press condolences to Norman F. four hours i~ - and after the team it should. Notarianni says he Is an invitation to all Regis College work. He came to Regis from Stauter on the death of his was put out of the running. Pueblo, Colorado, and was editor not a ghost, and definitely not a The Coast Guard band was students and their friends who mother March 17. (Continued on Page 2) ghost writer! (Continued on Page ~) might wish to attend. Page Two THE BROWN AND GOLD March 24, 1943

from the United state~ coast Regis Pep Band Gets Pointers Guard band quartered tn Car­ roll hall, Regis college, while In Denver for tbe AAU basketball tournament. Several of the band boys are shown here giving some pointers to Regis Pep B& G Editors- band members. Pictured are, back row, left to right·, Michael Quinn, Regis; Bandmaster Leonard Hickson, coast guard; Richard E. Verran, Regis; P,hillil? (Continued from Page 1) Antonelli, Regis; the cornetist is Billy DeMello, coast guard; and the A._ C. P.'s Correspondent Reports from Washinqtoll guitarist, Sheldon Taix, coast guard. of the B & G in 1940-41. He re­ ceived a Ph.B. in English in 1941, graduating cum laude. He is pres­ WASHINGTON-(ACP)-Uncle tunities for being paid to learn ently stationed at Lowry Field, Sam has propped the doors open mechanical and scientific tech­ Colo., where he is on the staff of for college graduates seeking pro­ niques. the post paper, the Rev-Meter. fessional i!areers in government The government is accepting The editor in 1941-42 was Joseph applications for trainees in techni­ Kirch who, after he graduated, service. · In an unprecedented announce­ cal and scientific aids from per­ wrote for the Rocky Mountain ment, the Civil Service commission sons who have had at least one News, local Scripps-Howard paper, reported it will accept applications unit of high school physics, chem­ until he enlisted in the navy. JoE' for positions as junior professional istry, mathematics, biology or received an A.B. in philosophy assistants as rapidly as recent general science. Those passing the (cum laude) in 1942. Another college graduates and college sen­ tests will be assigned to Washing­ member of the editorial staff of ton laboratories of such agencies the College paper a few years ago, iors can fill them out. "Junior professional assistant" as the National Bureau of Stand- who has gained fame in the field is the civil service term for the ards,the Weather bureau and the of journalism, is Paschale Mar­ beginning grade of professional National- Institute of Pub 1 i c ranzino, ace feature and human Health. interest writer for the Rocky service, a grade requiring training but not experience. Base salaries Base pay for trainees is $1,440, Mountain News. He has many with overtime pay bringing the daily readers who enjoy his writ­ at the ~unior professional assistant total to $1,752. ing ability. level are $2,000, but wartime over-· time pay for the 48-hour week Cutting Classes Three former editors have be­ According to a number of vocal come members of the Catholic brings actual compensation to Congressmen, workers in war in­ clergy. Mr. Edward Vollmar, S.J., $2,433 a year. Here are the precedent-shatter­ dustry have taken the college editor in 1930-31, joined the sport of clas~ cutting and develop­ Society of Jesus in 1932. He ing provisions of the commission's ed it into a hobby that threatens taught history at Regis prep just announcement: 1. No time limit is set for to cripple war production. Absen­ last year, and is now studying teeism in war plants, the Con­ theology at St. Mary's college, receipt of applications. gressmen would have you believe, St. Mary's, Kan., where he will 2. Examinations will be held Is largely wilful perversity, chronic -BROWN AND GOLD Phofo-·by Len Seeman. be ordained in 1945. Reverend periodically as the applications laziness or the toll of weekend Thomas A. Doran, pastor at come in. 3. Seniors may file applications benders. Platteville, Colo., was editor in when they are a semester or two Congressional indignation has 1929. Father Doran received ap quarters from graduation and re­ tended to obscure the few known Coast Guard- Drama Festival A.B. in history (magna cum ceive provisional appointments be­ facts about industrial absenteeism. laude) in 1930, a,nd then studied fore graduation If they are suc­ The Labor department's figures no at the North American College in reall~Co;:~:ue:n:o:::g~:: Spon~ors Plays from reports. by employers show Rome. He was ·editor during one cessful on the test. mistake about that. The members Forty-five top notch plays will War is responsible for this un­ the peace-time absentee rate was of t'te most progressive years in themselves comprised, nearly to a be presented this summer by the usual opportunity for college­ about 5 percent and percentage in the history of Regis College. In war industry now is about 6 per­ man, a group of the finest and Plymovth Drama Festival of Ply­ 1934, Walter H. Kranz, Jr., was trained persons. most talented assemblage of fel- mouth, Massachusetts for U. s. 0. editor. He has also taken up "Anyone who has completed or cent. Industrial man-days lost by lows who have ever banded to- centers, the National Catholic studies leading to the priesthood. is about to complete a full 4-year gether under the flag of any serv- Community Service, army hos­ college course is eligible to take strikes in 1942 totaled 4,500,000. ice organizations throughout the pitals and coast guard stations. Scholars the test," Civilian Service officials Industrial man-days lost from ill­ ness and accidents is estimated country. Last summer this organization Some of the scholarly editors sEcy'. "But women are especially at 450,000,000-exactly 100 times Famous Bands Represented presented twenty-four shows, and, were Donald F. Dunn, Emmett M. urged to apply, particularly those the amount caused by strikes. There were men from. some of because of the very fine reports Barry, Edward Beaudette, and with studies in public administra­ tion, business administration, eco­ Greatest single cause of indus­ the best and most famous orches- from army authorities, they are Harold E. McCain. Dunn, editor nomics, economic geography, trial absenteeism, the Labor de- tras in the . The accordingly doubling the number in 1923-24, graduated cum laude library science, history, public wel­ partment says, is the common names ·of these bands are legion of productions. with the Class of '25; also in this cold. And the cold cannot be and include the orchestras of Last year Tom Garry was class was Emtpett Barry, editor fare, statistics, mathematics and legislated out of existence. Gene Krupa, Kay Kyser, Orrin recommended by Mr. Robert 0'­ 1924-25, with a cum laude too. Ed agriculture." Tucker, Freddy Martin, Sonny Sullivan, S.J., as a promising can­ Beaudette, editor in 1930-31, grad­ There are other new job open­ Incidentally, Labor Secretary Dunham, Horace Heidt, and vari- didate and because of his splendid ings for inexperienced persons Perkins appeared before a House ~ated magna cum laude in 1932. without college degrees- oppor- ous other big groups. ·Some of the showing, Mr. O'Sullivan has again Another magna cum laude was Appropriations subcommittee the Guardsmen hailed from some of been requested to turn in an ap­ Phil Dolan, '33, editor in 1932-33. other day to testify in favor of a the nation's top symphonies, such praisal of one or two students Editor Joseph F. Sharp won his Henry Becker, the 1942 editor, $337,000 appropriation for absen­ as the Cincinnati, the Rochester who show promise and who can degree cum laude in '36, the same is a member of the naval reserve. tee-reduction work. and the St. Louis symphony or- profit by the opportunity. year he was editor. Cum laude He will report for officer training The s u b c o m m i t t e e turned chestras. Others of the men played Only' forty scholarship appoint­ was also merited by Harold E. sometime after he receives his thumbs down. in various bands, including those ments covering full tuition will McCain, '28, who edited the B & G degree in May of this year. on net work programs - and on be made this summer. The entire in 1927-28.. Mr. McCain is the Several ex-editors have entered movie lots. Still others were Festival program is a non-profit only former editor we know of the teaching profession. James music teachers and several had enterprise, organized under the who is deceased. He died in 1934 W. O'Leary, (Class of '30), editor Long Lost Radio bands of their own. educational laws of Massachusetts. at his home in Houlton, Maine, at in 1928 and 1929, won _an A.B. Special Performance the age of 30. degree in >Spanish (cum laude) On Wednesday morning, March ranged Mother Goose piec_es, the and is teaching at Bethune, Colo. Ready for Repair Service Men 17, in the gymnasium, the band band gave a new twist to three Joseph Henry, the editor in 1930, The radio which was formerly performed before the combined old tunes. The next selection, Among those in the armed has taught in New Mexico, Nev., placed in the student l~unge has student bodies of Regis Prep and "Bugle Call Rag" really brought forces are the editors of 1919-20, and at Denver and Aguilar in at last been located. When the Regis College. Under the direction the house down and was quickly 1934, and 1938-39. Francis E. Colo. He received a Ph.B. in His­ radio was in need of repairs, It of their -bandmaster, Chief Petty followed by "Stardust" featuring Mayer, 1938-39 editor, is in the tory, magna cum laude, in 1932. was moved from the lounge, so Officer Leonard Hickson, the band DeMello on the tr:umpet again, and army as a commissioned officer. Fred R. Van Valkenburg, '40, that it would not be burned out gave out with a three-quarter hour "Blue Skies" which featured Dick He graduated with a Ph.B. degree editor in '39-'40, teaches at Creigh­ altogether. Since that time it has session that had the students rais- Lotter, who comes straight to the (cum laude) in '39, and then at- ton U. prep., Omaha, Neb. Fred been in Dick Verran's room await­ ing the roof. Opening the program band from Gene Krupa's orchestra. tended the Catholic university of graduated from Regis cum laude ing the necessary repairs. Accord­ with ·their service song, "Semper Nick Farona, formerly of Glenn America, doing graduate work, with an A.B. in history. Recently, ing to Verran, it is ready to be ·Paratus," the band started the Miller's orchestra played "I'm until he was inducted into the he received his master's degree fixed anytime he is given the ball rolling and followed through Getting Sentimental Over You" on army. Vincent Giacomini, who at Creighton university. word to go ahead by the authori­ with George Gershwin's "I've Got his trombone and started the con- edited in 1934 and received a B.S. A prominent man of the Colo­ ties in charge. Rhythm," "El Rancho Grande," an eluding group of three .favorites, in chemistry with a summa cum rado Bar for many years was the old cowboy ..favorite, "Wagon "Tiger Rag," "Lady Be Good," and laude in that same year, is now editor in 1921-22, Joseph A. Wheels," concluding the first por- a melody from Basin Street, a naval officer. Mr. Giacomini Craven. He received his A.B. tlon of their appearance with the "South." The closing numbers attened Catholic university after degree from Regis in 1922 and stirring "Song of the Army Air gave the audience some idea of he left Regis. Frank A. Stanek subsequently attended the univer­ Co:tJ>s." The response was terrific, just what real music was like and is in the army signal corps. sity of Denver law school, George­ but Band Leader Hickson knew nearly precipitated an extension of Mr. Stanek held the unusual town university law school, and about what the crowd wanted and the program. But since the boys position of being both the second Colorado university. Another ex­ he led the band off into a group had to leave for the train, the and fourth editor of the Brown editor in a related field is Mark of swing and jive numbers start- program closed- v.ith memories and Gold: the first time when a D. Dunn, who only a few weeks ing with "Toy Trumpet" featur- of a swell group of fellows who senior at Regis prep (the B & G .ago left for Hawaii to take up ing Musician DeMello, first trum- can really play music, whether it then served both Regis College his duties with the Office of Price peter, formerly of Orrin Tucker is concert music, marching music, and Regis High) and the second Administrati.on there. Mr. Dunn and Bob C r o s by ' s orchestras. or just plain American dance time, when a junior in college. was editor in 1935 and graduated Swinging the nursery rhymes in music, jazz or smooth, waltz or \ This is the only case of its kind in magna cum laude with an A.B. a medley of three modernly ar- foxtrot. the history of the Brown and Gold. in accounting the same year. March 24, 1943 THE BROWN AND GOLD Page Three

Rangers Shoulder Arms All Collegians Are Army Will Give Pre-Aviation (By FATHER CONWAY) Potential Manpower Following is a digest of an ad­ Cadets Five Months of College EWS about Regis service-men is as scarce as Japs on Guadal­ dress delivered recently at Haver­ canal. Here's at you with the scanty items that have reached A new program of pre-aviation cadet training-for which ford college by Paul v.' McNutt, N this column. draft eligibl\ men between the ages of 18 and 26 inclusive chairman of the war manpower Bill Corning's mother writes that ·Bill has been pro­ may volunteer-was announced by the war de'partment last commission: • moted to a sergeancy ln. the Marine Corps, and that his week. Until recently it would never address is now_: Sgt. W. C. Corning, U.S.l\I.C., Corps Pay In an effort to speed the training of bombardiers, navi­ have occurred to college students Office, c/o Fleet Post-office, San Francisco, Calif. gators, and pilots, the air force will send qualified men to to regard themselves in terms of Tom Kelley wasted no time on ------+selected colleges under this new manpower. the lower rung of the ladder; he plan for five months before giving The term is more frequently as­ got his corporal's stripes recently. them the regular aviation cadet sociated with the masses of work­ iC ~ - iC rrs-;~;~;···~·-··-···, training. ers employed by large-scale in­ 17-year-olds May Volunteer Frank Domenico, one dustry than with the fortunate As well as opening up enlist­ of the old timers from minority of car~fully educated in­ ment for draft eligibles who back in '84, is now in the dividuals whom the colleges induct measure up to air force standards, medical corps d ow n at into professional and managerial the War Department now an­ Camp Barkeley, Texas. I==_Sicetch •• life. So when you were registered By JAMES HOARE nounces that seventeen year olds iC iC iC for the national service you may ~...... may volunteer for this program. Vince Cook has been trans­ have experienced something of the Marshall Piccone, a graduate of If accepted, they will be placed ferred. He is now in Co. B, Inf. surprise of that character in Holy Family, is the youngest sen­ in the enlisted reserve until they Batt. T. C., Camp Elliott, San Moliere's play who discovered tha,t ior graduating in May. He was reach their eighteenth birthdays. Diego, Calif. he had been talking prose without only sixteen years old when he Before men can qualify for this iC iC iC realizing his accomplishment. entered Regis college in '39. Since program, they must pass both the Finley Goodwyn has Your government regards you then he has made s. record for mental screening test of an Avia­ packed a lot of excite­ as important, whether you are himself which has "Qeen the envy tion Cadet Examining board and ment into his naval serv­ leaving college for the military ,or of every student on the campus. a physical examination for flying. ice. He spent more than for other forms of national serv­ Marshall has never missed an Those eligible fall into four class­ a year on mine-sweeper ice, because of the exceptional honor role for almost four years es; the present backlog of the air duty in the Atlantic. Af- training opportunities which you and has earned so many straight corps enlisted reserve (air crew) Thomas Kelly ter advancing to first have had. "A's" that such an academic who will be called to active duty class machini!jt's mate, he transf~rred to aviation and is now It is very important that phenomenon is only second 11ature as quickly as practicable; quali­ taking a pre-flight course down at Chapel Hill, North Caro­ popular faith in the value of our to him. . fied seventeen year olds; qualified lina. His brother Bill was killed in the attack on Pearl colleges, and in the quality of To be added to his growing list enlisted men in the army or civil­ Harbor. their students, should be sustained. of accomplishments is the fact ians between 18 and 26 who can The new addresses of some of our Corpus Christi grads have The larger educational institu­ that he is also a student professor meet air force requirements and come in. Shelley Pittman, Jack Scherer, and Leo Kelleher are all tions, with facilities for housing, of mathematics. He has been a who volunteer. talking advanced transport training at Meacham Field, Fort Worth, feeding and teaching large num­ member of the Ch~m Club for 119 Colleges Approved Texas, and Ensign Joe Simms-is taking advanced operational training bers are naturally and properly three years and this year he was All pre-aviation cadets will be in Flight 87F at the Naval Air Station, Miami, Fla. being called upon more largely elected president of the club. He given the regular 13 weeks basic Martin Kuretich has another new address. It is A.P.O. than others, although by no means was one of the Regis men men­ training at an Army Air Forces 8461 Postmaster, New York City. The Count is anxious exclusively, to accommodate the tioned in the "Who's Who in Technical Training command basic to get the Brown and Gold. specialized training units which American Colleges and Universi- training center before being sent the army and navy are setting up. Word comes that Navy Meteorologist ties" this year. to college. A number of the smaller col­ Marsh has been prominent in Bernard Magor has been promoted to In announcing this new pro­ leges, because of special facilities intramural sports as well as in a lieutenant (j.g.) Lt. Magor did his gram, the War department also or exceptional standards, have scholartic circles. He has played studying at Great Lakes naval training released s. list of 119 colleges been selected for particular forms intramural softball and basketball station and at university. which have been approved as pre­ of service lying outside the gen­ and has entered the ping pong aviation cadet training centers at eral army and navy plan. But tournament each year. which these prospective aviation what about those colleges which And to Chicago university By means of his ability to look cadets will study. Final arrange­ are outside the general army and is come Aviation Cadet Frank ahead and to take advantage of ments have riot yet been completed navy plan and. are also overlooked n:uester, who graduated last every opportunity offered nim, with all of these colleges.. War in special training plans 7 Is their year with a chemistry major. Piccone will certainly make a department officials report, but place in t~e war effort to be con­ Cadet Kuester . had been study­ place for himself in the world. students have already moved into fined to yielding their students to ing in California at U.C.L.A., Piccone .has been given a 2-A some of them. the draft anq restricting their but recently the whole class of meteorologists of which he deferment long enough to enable The pre-aviation cadet study services to the education of the it( a member was moved to the Illinois school. Kuester ex­ him to receive his degree. program will consist of five handful who are under 18, or pects to get his commission somewhere around June. academic courses; 60 hours each Aviation Cadet James Udovick, at Regis in 1935 and 1936, is physically unfit? whic-h is one test of the validity of modern history, English, geo­ now completing advanced naval flight training in California. In cases where the college is a of their claim to survival. graphy, mathematics t h r o u g h virile institution, serving its· com­ Washington is not Berlin and trigonometry, and 180 hours of munity as well and alertly admin­ we do not propose to regiment our physics. Pre-aviation cadets will istered, I feel sure the answer to colleges to any standardized pro­ also take drill, military discipline, Regis to Enter National Contest that question will be in the nega­ gram of state-directed service. customs of the service, physical Regis has again been invited tive. Some private colleges, like Washington will not dictate a up.i­ education, and 10 hours of dual to participate in the National In endorsing the Contest, Pres- some private business organiza­ form plan of action to the colleges. flight training. - Discussion Contest on Inter-Amer- ident Roosevelt stated: "Now tions, may have to close their But I can assure you that both Classified as Privates lean Affairs. This contest is for more than any other time in our doors for the duration, reopening the war manpower commission Unless they have a previous history it is necessary for our colleges and universities and is after-Wards if there is the effective and the United States office of .army status, men taking these citizens to be well informed on sponsored by the Office of Co­ demand for their services, which education, which also comes under courses in the colleges will be public questions, and public dis­ ordination of Inter-American Af­ is the acid test of whether or not my jurisdiction as federal secur-• classified as privates. If they fail cussions of those questions con­ fairs under the auspices of the ity administrator, are keenly in­ to pass the training, they will stitute a very important part of these services are needed. _ Such American Council· on Education. terested in all efforts which the continue as privates in the air our machinery for democratic war casualties, however, should be The subject this year will be, few in number if the colleges colleges, individually or collective­ corps, with the ~xception of the action." "HOW THE AMERICAN RE­ themselves show the initiative ly, mak~ in their own interests. men already in the army who will PUBLICS ARE COOPERATING Each entrant must prepare a be returned to their respective IN WINNING THE WAR." speech on the above subject of not branches. All contestants are selected to more than 1,000 words in accord­ THE CASCADE LAUNDRY participate in the Regional Dis­ ance ' with the directions issued cussion Contests will have all of from the director's office. These Where Your Patronage is Appreciated speeches must be in the hands of "Denver's Most Progressive Laundry" Birdman Hoppe- their travel expenses paid by the (Continued from Page 1) the director not later than April' Phone MAin 8052 1847-49 Market St. Contest Management. The first­ with Ensigns Joseph Si,mms, Ram­ place winners in the Regional Con­ 10, 1943. A board of three judges We use Soft Water We call and deliver will select the eight best manu­ sey ''Mac" Stewart, and Shelley tests will have all of their travel Pittman, and second lieutenants expenses paid te and from New scripts from each of the regions, and the writers will be invited to Jack Scherer and Leo Kelleher, all York for the National Finals on SWIGERT BROS., former students with Hoppe, and May 20, 1943, whither they will participate in the Region Contests. This Contest provides an oppor­ · Optometrists now on duty with the navy and be conducted on a tour of Mexico marine air forces. Hoppe received in the summer of 1943 with all tunity for students to become Devoted Exclusively to the Examining' of Eyes and Fitting of much better informed about inter­ Glasses. specialized instruction in flying expenses paid, or they will receive 1550 CALIFORNIA ST. KE. 7651 the Navy's fighter planes. study awards of $500.00 each. American affairs. For For Your Favorite the Best in DOYLE'S PHARMACY KE. 598'7 Fountain Drink• Everyday Necessities 17th a Grant "THE PARTICULAR DRUGGIST" -v Page Four THE BROWN AND GOLD March 24, 1943

Uy understand the major's feelings on the matter. I suppose that he, being a good Com­ (((( )))) munist, has never been taught the moral Movies and Mosie values which we learned at our mother's By ALDO NOTARIANNI Published by the students o! Regis College and Issued bi-weekly during the scholastic knee. Consequently, he knows only his year. Subscription rate $1.50 per year. own code of moral values, which is cer­ During the past week, yours truly has With that sarong girl-guess who'! Entered as second-class matter Nov. 8, 1920, tainly most nebulous. Because of the ma­ at Denver, Colo., under the Act o! March 3, been making a survey around' the campus Mantello goes for Hedy, 1879. Acceptance for mail!ng at special rate o! terialistic ature of the philosophy of postage provided In Section 1103, Act of Oct. of the popularity of movie actresses. He thinks she is· a honey, Communism and the Communists, no one 3, 1917, authorized December 1, 1920. · While no definite results have been ob­ If she would only be his "steady," Member o! the Associated Collegiate Press, cognizant of the fact is much surprised the Catholic School Press Association, the tained, as yet, here are some of the latest He'd have no need for money. at this statement. Rocky Mountain Intercollegiate Press Associa­ returns. To capture the spirit of spring, Moran's the man for Maddy Carroll, tion, and the Association of Catholic Schools But, what we are surprised at is Press Relations. when "a young man's fancy turns ... " America's favorite dish; the fact that a national magazine Represented for nationaL advertising by the I have written the selections in poetry For her he'd face any perU, National Advertising Service, Inc., college pub­ sees fit to publish such a glorified lishers' representatives, (20 Madison' Avenue, (?). It's probably corny and a little oh But he can't get his wish. New York. specimen of "yellow" journalism. the hammy side; but with this food short- · Iacino says if Ingrid Be!-'gman, Editor Associate Editor "Yellow" because it is most feeble, Harry Wilder Jim McCoy age, I'm sure you won't mind. That gal from "Casa Blanker," Feature Editor Sports Editor illogical, and hardly believable that a Were his to have and hold, oh man! Francis Morriss Jim Sunderland Business Mariager Circulation Manager man on his death-bed woud take time Dick Brown has chosen Bette Davis, For no one else he would hanker. Joseph Spaulding Galen Rowe out from the business of dying to He thinks she is tbe stuff; And whom do I prefer? Well, boys, Editor Emeritus-Henry Becker state in some three hundred words That is about all he gav~ us, N EWS--Aldo Notarianni, John Yelenick. Guv The gal I'd like across my table, Reed, Marshall Piccone, Herman Faulhaber, his feelings about revenge towards For him that is enough. ALL Jerry Hencmann, Jo§ePh Gonzales, Pat The one woo's causing the noise, Coursey. the enemy. Now Dan Melilllo has made his choice, Is the blonde that's known as Grable. SPORTS-James McCoy, Phil Brocklsh, John And may people who make this na­ For Shirley Temple HE cares much, Gannon, Galen Rowe, Gilbert and Stanley -"Falstaff.'' Itona. tional magazine their Bible, as, it were, And when he hears her little voice, + FEATURES--Loomis Ayres, Fred Itona, James will ·be overcome with sentiments such as His heart does baby Cupid touch. Hoare. this: "Revenge is what this dying hero And next we come to Rita HaYworth; THAT BLONDE BOMBSHELL'S BACK! CIRCULATION-Louis Boggio, Phil!p Antonelli. wishes, so I, individually, will see that he Two handsome lovers has this maid, BUSINESS--Pat Coursey, John Gleaaon, John will get his wish." Or, "How true, how To LeClaire she's prettiest on earth, For you lovers of Lana, there has just Zanon. true!" Such an effort to misuse truth And Anderson, that gay young blade! been released another romantic comedy .... ~ ...... ,.,...... ,.,.,., ...... w ... """'"''"'"''"' ... ~ should not be the purpose of any maga­ "Joan Leslie, a-h-h," sighs Guy L. Reed, called "Slightly ;Dangerous." The beaute­ ous Miss Turner co-stars with Robert The annual re- zine so widely read. And that lad knows Ids women, too; Young and Walter Brennan. Lana, small treat for the student It seems quite evident that the But Johnny Gleason shouts, indeed, a body of Regis Col­ mass of American readers never stops "Deanna Durbin, woo, woo, woo!" town girl fed up with soda jerking, goes lege has just been to think about the truth or falsity of "Greer Garson's tops with me, all right," to New York leaving behind a suicide A Grand completed and the what they read. They trust the Says Jim McCoy, the "Ken Grill kid;" note. She. spends here last $15 to become retreatants a're fill­ journalists to supply them with fact­ Ward Anthony, that tree-top knight, a new and glamourous woman, and when Fiaale ed with those in· ual material. Here, this magazine has ·For Gloria Jean puts In his bid. a painter spills his paint over her and tentions which can apparently faDed either through malice, But Yelenick, the clever sheik, knocks her out with the bucket, she be­ only be the result or by incompetence to fulfill such a Does dream the whole night through comes the charge of the newspaper office . of an earnest · and purpose. That he Is dancing cheek to cheek for whom he was doing some work. By well-made retreat _ a clever trick she claims to •be rich man Previous retreats at Regis were Brennan's long lost daughter. While liv­ rather ordinary in the sense that they ing In luxury she is trailed down by were held every year, and the student Young (he lost his job since he was ac­ could always plan on this yearly tri­ cused of causing her suicide), who says duum of spiritual refreshment and re­ she is his wife. After somewhat of a mix­ flection. up, with numerous laugh-provoking inci­ dents, she _ends up with Young and re­ This year the retreat has been marked By LOOMIS AYRES mains in the good graces of her "father." by a sincere interest because the majority It's light, frothy entertainment and doesn't of the student body will be leaving the pretend to be anything more. campus in a few weeks for the armed This has been a most disappointipg true life of New York China's town, forces. A life where the only retreat will week for us. Having finished one book not that which is usually shown to + persons on sight-seeing busses. Such be under adverse conditions. in order to review for this column, we facts as that juvenile delinquency is "DISC CHORDS" In former years, resolutions that dismissed it as much as we could from virtually never :found among the Chi­ The record situation this week is were made in such good faith and then our mind, though frankly it still gives us nese. This is due to the fact that a btt brighter. The Classic Record Co. broken • could always be . renewed in a nightmare every now and then, and when a Chinese child commits some has put out two new hit records: the the retreat for the coming year. This turned to another recent publication; this transgression, it does not reflect on first features "I've Heard Thaf Song may well have been the l~t retreat him, but on his father, his father's Before'' by Johnny Jones and his depressed us even more than the 'first, so that many of the students will make father, etc.; in fact, the· whole family orchestra; the second, ''You're Irish until after the cessation of hostilities; we are going to turn back and review a in general. and You're Beautiful," by Willie Kelly for some, it will perhaps have been book which came out a couple of years Suc)l care is taken to preserve family and his orchestra. Neither recording their last before meeting their Maker. ago. name a~d honor that a child is never - is 'bad; the two bands swing those The zeal with which the student body But first let us turn to our dis­ br{)ught up without being made to realize mt Parade numbers in a rather good carded matter for review and give as a whole entered the retreat was praise­ what a disgrace comes over them all if styJe. worthy as compared to the indifferent at­ them an extra panning. The first of he slips into a peccadillo. When the Chi­ titude which has ·been so prominent in these is Raissa Marltain's "We Have nese cook a duck, one of the primary es­ + previous years. Been Friends Together.'' This is a sentials is a bicycle pump. When a baby Here's good news for all- you rug­ book that should have been good but is a month old they hold a party to cutters: the Orpheum theater bas booked But encourage these retreatants wa."ln't. She describes the period of Tommy Dorsey and his orchestra for a not to drop this zeal in the push of celebrate his first haircut. It is a fascin­ her life leading up to her and her ating book about a mysterious element or" week's engagement beginning W~dnesday, wordly happenings; to carry the ban­ famous husband's, Jacques Maritain, April 14. Incidentally, Dorsey has put out ner of Jesus Christ as the dearest American life. While perhaps not just off conversion to the ch'urch. the presses, still very worth reading. 'a new album of old timers; it's called possession wherever they may be sent. If one will pardon the use of the phrase, "Gettln' Sentimental with Tommy Dorsey" For it matters little who is the victor this book is completely lacking in charm. and includes his theme song, "Who,'' in worldly conflicts if the greatest There is so much that could have been FOXHOLES "Marie," and others. One of his latest battle of all is lost, said, which wasn't, and so much of what 'Twas a hot, sticky night in that hell down recordings, "Well, Git It," is slightly on was said struck one as superficial and on earth the jazzy side with plenty of rhythm for not really relevant. The second of the And the fox-hole was half filled with rain. all jitterbugs. Shep Fields and his New In the February marvelous works is Thomas Russell Ybar­ The young lad who lay there, face in the Rhythm has come forth with a woodwind issue of a certain ra's "Young Man of the World." This mud, arrangement of Russ Morgan's composi­ national magazine, was apparently meant to be a successor Had twisted grotesquely in pain. tion, "Please Think of Me." Glenn Miller we find a thing that to his work of last year, "Young Man of He had died as he lay in that last attack has a nove1 arrangement of a ditty called Bed is rather startling Caracas." Especially in view. of the earlier With his gun poin~d out towards the foe. "Juke Box Saturday Night," with a subtle and merits s om e work, it is a distinct disappointment. The But what good is a gun, a fox-hole or life, take off on different styles. He has an Beveage editorial attention. slight blase humor which he first used in If the folks who make bullets are slow ? imitation of Harry James on the trumpet, It seems that "Young Man of Caracas" has worn He had given his best, none could ask him and of the harmonizing of the Four Ink a Major Krechet through to the point tha·t the attempt to for more, Spots, plus a style all his own done by of the Red army still use it is distinctly annoying. All in In that fox-hole on Guadalcanal. Tex Benecke and the Modernaires. had a few things to say before he died all, they are two works most not worth And the rest of . his "buddies:' are doing of wo1inds. Among them were that reading. . _ · the same ' after the · war there should be no The work which I referred to earl­ Lest the country, they love so much, fall. Since the war began, it is the mailboy thought of morality, ·mercy, and jus­ ier in this colunm is Carl Glick's But what good does it do to die on the field and not the varsity athlete who is the tice concerning the United Nations' Shake Hands With the Dragon.'' This In a fox-hole half filled with rain. most popUlar figure on the college campus, treatment and . relations with · the deals with Chinese in New York City. When down deep in your heart, in your according to a survey conducted by the enemy. We cannot concur with our First sent down into that part of mind, in your soul Holcad, Westminster college "All-Ameri­ "comrade" of the Russian army. If New York a8 an athletic instructor in You're afraid that you're dying in vain. can" newspaper. there is to be no mercy, justice, or a Chinese athletic club, his first intro­ Can the land you love win when the people morality in our dealings with our foes, duction to them was not the happiest at home then there can be no hope of a some­ possible. Nevertheless, he eventually Are not giving their all for the cause? what permanent peace. We can read- was accepted by them and saw the ...... Selected. Buy War Bonds March 24, 1943 THE BROWN AND GOLD Page ~'ive ITONA SPILLS SECRE.TS OF EDUCATION +------l"""'''"''"_...... u ...... n ....- ...... - ...- ...... j Divulges Inside Information :-······· .. ··············-·······...... :, - !==FROWN AND SCOLD .... -·-! On Techni. ues of Learnin IIFRESHMAN FOIBLES "''"-"""u"'"'""''"""'""''"""""•••"""''•-""""""''"''''''''''''"''""'"'"''''""~ q g ~ By PSYCHE ROMSTEAD .Well you lucky girls Sunday was March 21. And as you all By FRED ITONA i know "In spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of Now that the Brown and Gold staff has explode&- the ...;;; ...... ==-=-=··==· .. =·-=·==··"" .. ::::•• .,:;;.;;;.,;;;;.;;;;; ..::::,..: ••;;;.,;;;; ••;;;;; ..;;;;;,,=! ...... love." One of the first to focus his intellectual powers in that myth about the existence of Aldo Notarianni, and everyone Professor: Will you men please direction was Dick Verran-it was Richard's first contact with the has accepted the fact that there is such a person attending stop exchanging notes in the back Ken girls. Callen also experienced 'those thoughts,' but he took Regis, we can go on to the more pertinent matter at hand, of the room? the WRONG turn and somehow ended up at St. Anthony's. If you if there is any pertinent matter at hand. This whole para­ Soph: Them ain't notes. Them's were wondering about that word "lightly" worry no more, Jerry graph could have been omitted if there were not so many dollar bills. We're rolling dice. Malone takes· care of that-all 103% pounds of it. skeptics running hither and yon.------­ Professor: Oh, pardon me. about- the school and if the edi- private lives of Broadway's glit­ -Texas A. & M. Battallion. tors were not so hard pre~sed for tering galaxies. Skim through ~he: Who said you could kiss copy as they claim. Personally, This new season also finds the older Romeo's keeping Westbrook Pegler's feature and me? we think the copy is sufficient in right in the groove. Jack Krause says seasons make no keep abreast of Mrs. Roosevelt's He: Everybody. the original form, but it loses half travels. Louella Parsons will di­ difference to him. Len Seeman, Regis' lover deluxe, recovered -The Criterion. its volume through the office of vulge eno'l\gh inside scenes of from his illness and reports "Absence makes the heart grow censorship. movieland life to satisfy even the A steady fonder." This last statement. should . be of some comfort to Because we go to college, we most morbid curiosity. This sort No study. the boys in the E.R.C., who leave May 25. are supposed to be- educated young of thing· could go on indefinitely, No steady men (the authorities say there but it might as well stop here Study! · are no young women. at Regis). before going into anything that -St. Mary's Taper. Bryan Miller, a poor man's Earl Carroll, had We will not argue the point about would constitute libel. a "field day" the night of the state public high being educated, but rather, we POPULAR METHODS "Yeah," he said, "when I first basketball tournament finals; there were a lot· of shall remain discreetly non-com­ Another popular means of be­ came here I was pretty conceited, gals and a huge crowd so they couldn't escape. He mittal. According to Mr. Web­ coming educated is through the but they knocked it all out of me, kept busy all night showing "pointers" to John ster, education is "the process of radio. Every Saturday evening one and now I'm one of the best fel­ Gleason and Pat Coursey. Jack Smithills received nourishing or physicillly rearing can tune in the radio and find out lows in the school." a Saturday night bath-on the city. a child or young animal." Since where \the best tunes go as well -Swiped. -tc iC it his time, the word seems to have as how many independent tobacco St. Patrick's day, as it should be, was picked up a few new connotations. experts smoke what cigarette. In China the people have the a great day at Regis. I'm sure J>ep 1\'IcGee, Under the genus of educated men, Tuesday nights it is possible to rigl}t idea. They sit on the floor Hoppe, l{elleher, and all the rest would there are several species. One "Spe­ learn the method of keeping one's at the beginning of the party in­ have been proud of their "boys." Natur­ cies is the man who is a veritable teeth in the best of condition, or stead of near the end. ally the Irish won the ball game (17-15). fount" of knowledge, another spe­ how to keep a nice glowing coat -The ·Tower. The foreigners can try again next year. cies is the man who knows his of wax on your floor, or any one We certainly had a big time on O'Brockwell and O'Sunderland I~ the I R I S H attack way around or in the vernacular of innumera­ a dime last night.-Wonder how ably assisted by Father Mahoney. Ned Daly was the of society, is properly informed ble other little Junior spent it. No. 1 Irish rooter, while Aldo Notarianni had the dubious as to what the correct score is. places. You -The Oredigger. honor of No. 1 "Bohunk" cheerer. Following the victory on SEVERAL METHODS too can learn the ball field the boys adjourned to the Club de Rickardo There are several means of be­ to identify Then there's that one about the tor a "lift." coming educated, but we shall Beethoven's moron WhQ found a new way to limit this little dissertation to few symphony i n hunt rabbits-he'd just hide in the of the more common methods. K flat minor bushes and make a noise like a Scotchman Don McGregor was an entertaining M.C.: he made The most obvious and at the same from a metro­ carrot. certain there were no dry throats. Jack (Devil) Burns showed Dick time, most repulsive, is a method nome by lis­ - Grammar School Gazette. salesmanship that even had "Red" green with advocated by the majority of our tening to Os­ "Well, son, I see you're in the envy; he made certain there were no empty leading colleges and universities. car Lev ant army," said the gimpy old gent. glasses. Bob Kilker, despite that heavy pack­ It is something included under the regularly. By "Done any shooting lately?" age he was carrying, did a magnificent immi­ nondescript title of study. Any- listening to "Won 80 ' bucks last Saturday," tation of Fred Astaire or -any other famous one who has ever undergone the the morning and afternoon ser­ was the proud reply. dancer you would care to mention. Andrews task and trouble of study knows ials on the radio you can learn supplied the music-Faulhaber and Becker sup­ what it is and is hereby banned all there is to know about every­ He: May I have this dance! plied the audience. AI O'Rourke's hair is caus­ from reading the rest of this col- thing from stratosphere balloons She: Of course, if you can find Ing quite a commotion on-the first floor, threats umn, since this column is intend- to white slavery. The radio has a partner. have been made to cut it from the nose up! ed to be perused only by those truly illimitable possibilities in the -~rple Pupper. Can't see why it would hurt so much to cut who want to become brain ·boys line of education, but we will draw it - and then too it would save AI those and masters of their destinies in the limit right here. A Harvard lad was showing a three hours per day Schroll claims he spends on it-and what results one easy lesson. Another type of educated man young visitor from the R.A.F. the does ''wolf" O'Rourke get-none. He even struck out on ole 28. Now that we have disposed of is the pool room prodigy. This sights of "Boston. The tour in­ study, we can continue with the certainly is a man who has pulled cluded, of course, the Bunker Hill worthwhile methods of education. himself up by his bootstraps, or 1!{onument. "This is where Warren A philosopher probably could do better but the ()hemist If anyone should have drawn the "from his bootstraps. Don't ever fell, you know,'' he explained. isn't too bad an analyst of human natiure. conclusion that this article is be lead to the belief that the only The English flier shaded his Element No. 94--Fehihum (Women) turning into a tremendous faux thing learned in such an institu­ eyes and looked up to the top of the monument. "Nasty drop! Discovered-prehistoric pas, let him be assured that I tion is the P:t:oper procedure for Killed him, I take it." Symb.ol-WOO agree thoroughly with him. At erecuting a triple bank shot (this, Atomic Weight-117 (varies from meal to meal) any rate, let us consider different we hear, is :a process wherein a -Wuz Stolen. Valence-(combining abllity)-formerly 1-now unlimited aspects of the truly educated man man apparently shoots all over Occurrence- and some of his techniques. The the table before cormecting ·with .------­ _j first thing to do is buy a news- the balls in such a manner as to !. Found anywhere that men exist. BOWL AT 2. Seldom free or natural. paper or one from a pile on drive them into the pockets.) 3. Boils at any temperature and freezes at the same a downtown corner. This immed- Where else has a man a chance COLFAX LANES · temperature. lately stamps you as a connois- to acquire the intricate methods 12 Ultra Modem Bowling Lanes 4. Melts if heated under proper conditions. seur of all the news that's fit to of performing black magic with a Fred Gushurst MA. 9844 5. Bitter if not used carefully. print and some that isn't fit to pair of dice? Where else can he 6. Great -affinity for gold, silver and precious &tones. print. After glancing through the learn to consistently deal himself '------....1 headlines, you have something to the best hand of cards? Where ------­ Chemical properties­ talk about, and if you can pad else will be find the opportunities lfJ••••••••••••~ !. Active. a conversation the way some for developing into a professional 2. Will absorb nourishment at any time. il'ewspaper articles are padded, sharper? Nay, the pool hall is "SNAPSHOTS" 3. Turns green when displaced by a better specimen. you can act intelligent for the not to be despised or scorned by the fall and winter sport of 4. Ages rapidly, fresher variety most attrac_tive. millions. rest of the day. Two minutes spent any man who thinks himsef to be 5. Seldom appears without protective covermg of thick, Photograph your favorite foot­ on the daily stock quotations and completely educated. ball players In natural colora. Your Kodak film can be de­ colored powder. you are on a par with the peers Still another scheme for becom­ veloped only once-For quality / 6. Highly explosive-dangeroua in experienced hands. developing, printing and en­ of the House of Morgan in any ing educated is the "still waters larging leave your film with iC iC it and all types of financial trans- run deep" method. The trick to Haanstad's. actions. A peek at the editorial this lies in listening avidly and A series of "ultra-gassy" seven crown solutions coming to a Your film is hanlllell onlv bv point at a prescribed instant caused that terrific explosion on the page and you have some opinions with profound attention to a con­ e/llperienc'ell technicians. east side last Wednesday night. "You could hear it all over,:• reports to express that are probably al- versation, while mutely agreeing 1 most as good as your own, and with each speaker in his turn: "Chems 1 t" s eeman • . . "Pincher" Kilker was seen strollmg along.. HAANSTAD~ CAMERA the main drag with D. McMahon's ex. The exercise for those You are much more convenient. A This way it is possible to pick up & GIFT SHOP go your way" feet -was excellent after that spell In the hospital. glimpse at Walter Winchell's col- all sorts of infonnation on any 40W08 16th St. DENVER (Continued on Page 8) umn and you know all about the (Continued on Page 8) Page Six THE BROWN AND GOLD. March 24, 1943 IRISH CAPTURE ST. PAT'S DAY GAME All Nations Whipped 17-15; Stan ltona -Covers Classic By STANLEY ITONA The openink of big time softball in Denver tuk place on March 17th on the Regis Collidge diemind. It wuz the JIM SUNDERLAND, Sports Editor okashun of the annuel All-Irish vs. All-Nations game. The Irish wun eastilee, 17-15, but onlee after I!ewtnurus fights and argumunts. From my seet on top of the backstop, I counted at least tllree duzen of them miner disagreemunts. Cunsiderink From Where B&G A.A.U. ALL-AMERICA all, youse can quote me as saying+------:-­ that it wuz an excitink game. The FffiST' TEAM Position SECOND TEAM spectaturs had a barrull of fun, I Stand JIM-B~ccov Jimmy McNatt, Phillips...... Forward ...... Jim Weir, Wyoming and from what I hear the players Five Outstanding Kenny Sailors, Wyoming...... Forward ...... Bob Doll, Legion had a ·barrull too. Bob Gruenig, Legion ...... Center.... Mllo Komenich, Wyoming HY did Illinois turn down To begin with them Irish had Ranger Athletes Gordon Carpenter, Phillips.. ;.Guard...... Leonard Alterman, D.U. the N. C. A. A. bid? Al­ wun big advantage on the furin­ Fred Pralle, Phillips ...... Guard ...... Walj; Clay, Legion W though Doug Mills has ers. They had that facultee slug­ To Leave With AERC made an answer most of the MOST PROMISING YOUNG PROSPECT ger Fathur Mahoney, a true son experts are still attempting to Renny Sailors, Wyoming Jim Pollard, U.S. Coast Guard of ole Eren. He argued down Lou When the 26 Regis students build up a more acceptable rea­ ...... , ...... i ...... Antonelli {no kiddin), "Munk" De- report to the induction center at son. · Mills said that he could see Cannio, and Frank Newtown. That Fort Logan, Colo., on May 25 as no reason to take ten men off the is a gud daze work in itself. campus for two weeks. There can Denver Legion 3 active members of the army en- Starring for the win- listed reserve corps, there will be be no doubt of the ~act that the Dominoes vs. nurs and accounting "Illini" are the best in the nation. Phillips Oilers 2 for most of there 17 five outstanding athletes from A precedent was broken when four When the Phillips 66 bas­ runs were those two Ranger teams in the - group. of the starting five were named Bonecrushers ketball team won the Na­ British !leers, P a u 1 Though the number is rather small on the AP's Big Ten team, and tional A.A.U. tournament The intramural basketball team McBrockwell and Jim in comparison, the blow dealt to Andy Phillips, the boy who broke here in Denver last week, it every individual scoring record in championship will be d e c i d e d O'Sunderland. JerrY the ever-decreasing ranks is a was the second time the Malone, a Pollock who wuz alloud the Big 10, has appeared on prac- Thursday when Tom Phelan's Bone severe one since all five were Oklahoma outfit won this to play becuz he had read "Moth- tically every All-American team crushers, champs of 'A' league run title a:nd it was also the first stringers at one time or an­ that has made its appearance er Macree," showed up purtee gud. up against" Vince Domenico's second time t h e Denver Phil Callen, Bill Breenan, Bill Shea other. thus far. Legion was the victim. In Dominoes, 'B' league champs. and Jim McCoy played espeshilly 1940 the oilers defeated the Those being inducted include Off They Go The Bonecrushers are favored outstandink considerink they are Bob DeCanio, ace fullback and local five which was then Irish. Mel Martin, the winnink Any hope that th~ Illinois whiz because of their consistent good second baseman, Phil Callen, hon­ playing under the name of picture, hurled steadee ball untill kids would be available for one showing; their record was 6-0. The Nuggets. To more than even orable mention little All-American Dominoes suffered their only de­ Hank Beckur ran over to the jim­ football center and basketball more season were dashed last the score in this respect, the nasium and fetched a basketball week when two players-guard feat in their last game of the guard, Paul BroGkwell, speedy, Denver club has won the hoop and net. Hank stood beehind Jack Smiley and Forward Ken season when they dropped a game extra-point kicking· halfback and huge trophy three times, and the backstop with that hoop and Menke-were notified to report to to Gahan's Boys who were supple· its vanquished opposition outfielder, Art ' Fitzsimons and rnented by the services of Mc­ net pointink thru it all the wile. Mel Martin, two basketball letter­ Ft. Custer, Mich., March 22. Thus was always none other than Mel melted undur the pressur and carne to an end a team that may Garr.y and Larson, two top-notch­ men. The absence of this quintet, the 66'ers. In each one of became wilder thin a mad prof. have become the most fabulous ers from Cathedral, Catholic State together with the score or more these championship games Jon Yellaneck, DeCannio, New­ team in basketball. Champs. who will depart in early July with whether on the winning team town and Ed Destefano were the The lineups are as follows: or not Bob Gruenig was . the navy and marine reserves, 1940-1943- best fellers for the orange team . will , cause a gap in the athletic Bonecrushers Dominoes picked to the center position Joe Essay, late of Palestine, did­ McLennan ...... RF ...... McCoy on the Official All-American lines which will be severely felt in In March of 1940, at the end Greene _...... LG ...... Domenico nunt show up two well. H~ wuz at all intercollegiate competition for Phelan ...... -...... C . Baginski team. i of the Illinois State high school Pomponio ._ .... _...... _.RG ...... Timmins bat twice and ha!l only six balls 5 next year. tournament, the All-State team ;:,m~t:r _...... -...... LF ...... Ryan .he••= .. - ••~ ••~ ••,:,. ••= •• =.. = ••= ••= .. =.. =•• =•••= ••== •• == •• == •• == •• == •• = .•== •• = ..= •• = ••= ••= ••~ ••• , piched to him. was composed of Andy Phillips, ...... """ ... Ken Menke, Jack Smiley, Gene Plentee Cheerink Vance and a sophomore named Ned Daily led the cheerink fur Dwight Eddleman. 53 Paddle Pushers Ready the Irish and he had plentee to In March of 1941 not a word of cheer about. Aldew Notarianni, the first four was heard because cheer leedur fur the black haired they were all freshmen at the For Big Ping Pong Meet feefers, yelled like an injun when­ University of Illin_ois. But Eddle­ ever. them All-Nations guys man­ man was making all kinds of Call it ping-pong. Call it table tennis. Call it what you uged to lokate ho:rne plate. {He headlines; he had just completed like. \Vhatever you call it, it's here. The tournament is on. didunt know the wearers-of-the green let em score them 15 runs straight win. 'L'he ,All-Nations will a 42-game season and had piled The boys have been practicing, and with the brackets drawn be lookink forward to the battle jest to keep the game intures- up 969 points, had led his team up, everything points to a successful and interllsting affair. as can be seen from the staternint tink.) to the quarter-finals of the state Intramural Manager Leo \Valton says that in the first three of Bobbee Brownrider as the Irish tournament and again was named rounds it will be one game out of one, but in the quarter and Sum peepul i.nkludink a faculty headed for Dick's and some of that to the All-State team. semi-finals. it will be the best two member spectature didunt undur­ green beer, "We'll get youse next In March of 1942 the Illini won out of three games. In the finals two other men who completed the stand the game. He could not fig­ y~ar, Irish." the Big 10 championship with it will be the usual three out of foursome in the semi-finals were yur out why their wuz so da­ four sophomores-Phillips, Menke, five. Joe Marranzino and Walt Kearin. ·oops, dern much bickerink. He soon Vance and Smiley, and one senior The first round starts Thursday The 'going will be plenty tough found out that it didunt pay to -Wuckovits. Again Eddleman and the suceeeding rounds will be with eleve~ seeded men in the try and calm the boys down becuz led his team to the state tour­ run off just as soon as possible. brackets. The names of these men as soon as he opined his mouth, nament with a record of 36-6. Pairings for the first round are are familiar ones around the ping­ both sides jumped on him quicker Pulling two games out of the as follows: pong table here at Regis. This than a boardur eats lunch. He'll fire by · either tieing the score eleven includes Ed DeStefano, Carl Mantello vs. Ralph Moore have to study up on the tradishun or putting his squad in the lead Gerald Hencrnann, Jim Hoare, Joe Ryan vs. Joe Castor before next year. with only seconds to go. In Lou Boggio vs. John Yelenick Jack Cella, Walter Horne, Andy Aldo Notarianni vs. Vince Domenico' Kings of Swatt TUNE IN the finals he put in the winning Jules De Salvo vs. Tom Phelan Keleher, Lou Antonelli, Jack Marion lacino vs. John Singer bucket a g a i n s t Paris, Illinois, Destefano, Callen, and McBrock­ THE Larche, Frank Newton, Ed Rene­ Mal McLennon vs. Leo Walton who had a record of 30-0. He Alvin O'Rourke vs. Bill Anderson well all bashed balls sum place mann, and Jerry Malone. Martin Andrew vs. Guy Reed made the AU-Staters for the third John Gannon vs. Bill Newland into Adams countee. If sum little Sacred Heart Program Joe Fellows vs. Joe Spauding kid will bring them soffballs back, consecutive year, but tl)at wasn't There will be none of last year's Jim McCoy vs. Frank Morriss his only talent__:.he was halfback semi-finalists back, so a new EIToy Goebel vs. John Gogliano we will give him a pair of foot­ Ward Anthony vs. Roy Krosky champ will be crowned at the end ball shoes without cleets, or if the "The Voice of the Apostleship of on the All-State football team, Bob Braunreiter vs. Marshall Piccone Prayer." The only Catholic DAILY Phil Brockish vs. Phil Callen youngster dusent where shoos, he broke the State record of the tourney. The cha.rnpionship Bob Larche vs. Jim Sunderland program on the air. with a 6'4" jump, and his pitch­ last year was won by George Bill Schumacher vs. Don McGregor can have a free tickut to see Kil­ Tom Hart vs. Pat Coursey ing ability had gained him offers Zinky, who retained the title from Dominic Lepore vs. John Bell ker, Irish folk dancer, bury his 1340 on the dial from five major league ball clubs. the preceding yea-r. The n ow Bob Kilker vs. Hardie St. Martin nose in a glass o' suds. KM Y R The big question was, "Where Ensign Bob Magor was the other The seeded men have all drawn That's the end of the game fur Mof1day through Saturday would Eddleman go to college?" finalist. Zinky was forced to first round byes, but will be seen this yeer, and we shall be lookink He finally picked Illinois because work hard to beat Magor, for the in action by the first part of next forwurd to next yeer when the 7:15 A. M. (Continued on Page 7) latter almost pulled an upset. The week. Irish will be out fur there third March 24, 1943 THE BROWN AND GOLD Page Seven

DeiWer Men Had Surprise meE;ting in the arm>: air base, Blythe, h ft Calof., when Chaplaon Wm. J. Mona­ From Where- R~~'is 1~oile~~ee~edth Lt. Ro~ert Coursey. Lt. Coursey, a former student of parish Fath~ osM e ~on, o Mr. and Mrs. Joseph Coursey of St. Catherine's (Continued from Page 6) not f.;r from rth onFf ":n s parents, Mr. and Mrs: Frank Monahan, also live Sundy's Slants . e egos campus. Lt. Coursey os now a pilot of a four- of the famed "Whiz Kids" who eng.one boo;nber crew in trai~ing in the Blythe base. Chaplain Monahan, By. JIM SUNDERLAND ~"es~~~arn~e}~ H oly ,Ghofst· parosh and director of the USO.NCCS center in had been his teammates two years h . re 1eavong or army service, has a brother Lt Joseph Monahan ~e~is~~r~n army engineer.-(Official photo, U. S. · army ai·r base)-Courtesy before. UST before going into retreat I was on the receiving e d f In March of 1943 the Illini took t . kl' h d 1 . n o a very IC 1s ec arabon." A native of one of our eastern s t a t·es rared their second uncontended title back and yelled, The pro tournament in Ch1·cago was, a 1ways has in succession - the first time been, and always will be' a better one than the A ·A ·u . " N ow commg. that any Big 10 team has ac­ out . of a . successful retreat it isn't the best th1'ng t o s. t ar t th e ball complished such a feat. Menke, rollmg With an argument, but that was rather a. b 0 ld t t Phillips, Vance and Smiley, now let's take a look at it. s a ement, so Juniors, worked with Art Mathie­ T4e A.A.U:. tournament, just completed last Saturday here in sen, a senior. Reports were com­ Denver, was sa1d to be one of the best yet held . Th e reason th·1s was ing around that Eddlemen would he ready to take the pivot spot one of the better tourneys. was due. to the fact that there were more teams of .equal quality co~peting this season than have been entered next season, but then, "War is i~ past years. That quahty, however, was not as high as that of hell." five years ago, of thre~ years .ago, or even of last year. This year Nat Fleischer has publ:shed h:s very few real A.A.U. fives (Missouri Valley A.A.U. standard) were 1943 record book- the last entered with some mighty fine college and service quintets. Three for the cl'uration. The book lists years ago the real a.A.U.'ers were in a!Jundance, and they are the these champions: Heavyweight boys who go to make up top quality teams. Using a cold-warm-hot Joe Louis; light-heavy, Gus Les­ scale w~ may say that this year's meet was a warm one, and the nevich; middleweight, Tony Zale ; tourney m 1941 was a cold-hot one. 1943 saw teams of an even talent w.elter, Freddie Cochrane; light­ while 1941 witnessed clubs of superior and just fair ability. weight, ; bantam, Man­ Getting back to our friend's statement, we hold back not uel Ortiz, and lists the fea ther .. In the least to say that the National Professional tournament weight and flyweight titles as this year was better than the National A.A.U. tournament. open. The former meet always has been and always shall be a The last four weights have been better one than the latt-er. We can't stop here though. After in dispute, more or less, for some we have conceded the Chicago concourse so much, we should four or five years now., At the be given the chance to do a little scissor-work. Hold on. same time the NBA, New York The pro tourney as a whole surpassed the A.A.U. Why Boxing commission, and the In· shouldn't it? The Windy Gity's play-offs never have more ternational Boxing un'ion have had than a top dozen clubs; seldom do less tMrl four dozen outfits different flyweight champs. riculum for which his aptitudes grace our show. Ordinarily around sixteen of these are w~k The dispute start­ indicate him best suited. and that is THE reason why the A.A.U. tournament AS A ed back in '38 when the NBA took Those students who prefer the Civilians Responsible WHOLE doesn't rank with the salaried players get-together. the title away from the recognized navy prog~,:am will be given the Disregarding the meets held during war time, I would be champ, Joey Archibald, because "Admission and Identification For Post-War World willing to. bet my 1-A classification that the top eight clubs he failed to heed the NJ;3A's com­ Form for Navy College Training The job of putting a war-groggy in the pro classic aren't any better than the quarter-finalists mand to box Petey Scalzo. At any Program Test (V-12)," and those world back on its feet already is in the A.A.U. And after all, when we speak of the quality rate the dispute should come to who prefer the army program the getting serious attention from u. of our show we refer to teams that play in the latter part an end when Pep meets Callura. "Admission and Identification for S. colleges. After the war the of the week. Pep thinks he has it because he the Army College Training Pro­ task · will largely be in ci~ilian A. A. U. Interesting A/fair dropped Chalky Wright last No­ gram Test (A-12).'' Those who hands and qualified personnel will vember and Callura claims it from have a rare opportunity for valu­ Let's forget the good-better::best for the present, and take a have no preference may use either the thrashing he handed Pitts­ card, noting that they have no able service. look at that most enjoyable hoop-shooting jamboree of last week. It burgh's . A recent survey showed at least was enjoyed by thpusands, but few showed more interest than did preference. In either C3.!!e, the card properly filled O\lt is to be pre­ 17 schools are offeripg training our own faculty. That super band of musicians from the U. s. Coast sented by the candidate to the for civilians expecting to do post­ Guard Training Station at Alameda, Cal., must have been an incen­ supervisor at the time of the test. war relief and rehabilitation work tive because the fathers were in the audience whenever possible. A Specializ~ Training- abroad. They include Harvard, large percentage of the student body must have taken in a number

Pass Them The Ammunition, N0 l . The Buck Ito~::... ,.m Pag• ., subject without exposing your own ignorance. When your turn comes to speak, paraphrase someone else's remarks and presto, you are educated. One of the most popular ruses in the world for appearing to be educated is to write a book. No matter how Hliterate you are, write a book. Never be afraid that it will not be a good book because the law of averages or He1