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VOL. XXI, NO. 133 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1987 the independent student newspaper serv ing Notre Dame and Saint M an 's ‘I have a clear conscience/ Waldheim claims Associated Press States put the former U.N. Nations in New York said that, “this documentation will be Waldheim made no direct ref­ secretary-general on its if Waldheim sought to attend a made available to the public erence to accusations that he VIENNA* Austria - President Watchlist of undesirable aliens U.N. session, “a policy decision shortly,” he said. was linked to World War II Kurt Waldheim said Tuesday barred from entering the would have to be made on whe­ atrocities in Greece and Yugos­ he did nothing wrong as a Ger­ United States, citing evidence ther to admit him.” Charges about his World War lavia. He did not mention the man army officer during World that he aided in the deportation Waldheim, who is 68 and was activities have plagued Nazi Holocaust or Austria’s War II and the U.S. decision to and execution of thousands of elected to the largely Waldheim since early last role in the war. Germany an­ bar him on grounds of involve­ Jews and others. ceremonial presidency last year, and he has consistently nexed Austria in 1938, and some ment in Nazi atrocities is “in­ June, thanked Austrians for an denied them. Nazi hunter some Austrians served in the comprehensible." Investigators found evidence “impressive wave" of support Simon Wiesenthal told The As­ German army in World War II. that Waldheim “participated expressed earlier Tuesday in a sociated Press earlier Tuesday “I have a clear conscience. in persecutions for reasons of government statement reject­ that Waldheim should allow an “Once again, as in the last 12 ... You can trust me," race or religion under the Nazi ing the U.S. charges. investigation by an indepen­ months, there is talk of sup­ Waldheim told the nation in a regime," Attorney General Ed­ He said he has asked re­ dent group of military his­ posedly new papers,” five-minute speech on radio win Meese said Tuesday in searchers to prepare a “White torians, who could make a Waldheim said. “Let me em­ and television. Brussels. Book” about his activities report in four or five weeks. phasize that there can be no On Monday, the United A U.S. official at the United during the World War II and In Tuesday’s speech, proofs of guilty conduct.” Students whipped during protests

Associated Press tion activity “has left us no option but to call for protest ac­ JOHANNESBURG, South tion.” Africa -Police whipped student The confrontation in Cape protesters and the government Town prompted police to close said 18 students were arrested a major highway near the Tuesday during a second day campus for more than two of violence at the hours Tuesday afternoon. predominantly white Univer­ Police said the highway would sity of Cape Town. be closed during peak hours each day until the unrest In another major develop­ ceased. ment Tuesday, a Supreme Court judge overturned a con­ The Bureau for Information troversial ban on appeals for said police used whips after a the release of detainees. group of about 400 students Major black opposition refused to obey an order to dis­ groups discussed plans for a perse. It said 15 men and three nationwide strike from jobs women were arrested. and schools on May 5 and 6 to The violence followed a protest the whites-only par­ meeting of an estimated 3,000 liamentary election on May 6. students who voted to boycott The United Democratic Front, classes through Wednesday to the country’s largest anti­ protest police use of firearms, apartheid coalition, said gov­ tear gas and whips during ernment suppression of opposi­ campus clashes Monday. Kevin Kalambhet takes time off Tuesday to vantage of these last few days of leisure before play his trumpet. Kalambhet, a freshman, sits final exams. on the steps of the Band Building, taking ad­ Marmel plans return; HPC discusses ‘farewell’ won’t trade ‘threeks’ By MARK PANKOWSKI Thursday. “And as anyone Managing Editor who has done a road trip By REGIS COCCIA going to town on the project, sosaid. “We’re going to have a knows, that’s the most im­ Assistant News Editor pray it doesn’t rain," Cooke rally against racism, specifi­ His plans called for 100 portant thing.” said. cally against apartheid,” he University of Wisconsin stu­ Last fall, Marmel planned A student farewell for Fat­ Cooke said gifts from the stu­ said. dents to invade Notre Dame, to bring about 100 Wisconsin hers Hesburgh and Joyce and dent body will be presented to Speakers for the event will “annex” the campus and students to Notre Dame. As a Rally for Justice, calling for Hesburgh and Joyce at the pic­ include a South Bend council- trade their “threeks” for part of the “invasion,” the an end to apartheid in South nic. “I think (the gifts) mean woman, Director of African dining hall forks. students would trade their Africa, were among the topics a lot more coming from the stu­ Studies Dr. Peter Walshe and But University of school’s “threeks,” or three­ discussed at Tuesday night’s dents,” Cooke said. student leaders, Gardiner said. Wisconsin-Madison senior pronged forks, for Notre Hall Presidents’ Council Plans for an inauguration Music will also be provided for Steve Marmel called off last Dame’s four-pronged forks. meeting. ceremony for University the event, he said. fall’s invasion. He did so, Marmel also planned to Student Body President Pat President-elect Father Ed­ “We hope to make a big, big however, only after distribute 1,000 free con­ Cooke spoke to the Council re­ ward “Monk” Malloy were also rally because the Board of hundreds of UW students doms to Notre Dame stu­ garding a farewell mass and announced at the meeting. Trustees will be meeting. I threatened to wreak havoc dents. In addition, the UW picnic for University President Cooke said the ceremony will think it’s good to get some stu­ on the Notre Dame campus. students would raise their Father Theodore Hesburgh be held on the Main Quad, in dent unity behind a cause and Now the stand-up com­ school flag on the Notre and Executive Vice President front of the Administration get rid of some of the apathy edian wants to come back, Dame campus. Father Edmund Joyce. Building. A fireworks display on campus,” said Gardiner. preferably in the fall. But Marmel called the “This Friday at 4:30 there will be set off from behind the In other business, the HPC By then he’ll be well into whole thing off. Or most of will be a Mass in the ACC bas­ dome, he said. Flags represe­ heard from District 4 Senator his term as UW’s co-student it. ketball arena,” Cooke said. nting each dorm will also ap­ Steve Viz on a resolution re­ body president, a post he Marmel did lead about 20 “The picnic will start after pear in the ceremony, said stricting students to their won earlier this month after UW students in raising the Mass, around 5:30 on the South Cooke. respective dining halls. “We all the other candidates were Badger flag on the Notre Former Student Senator John Quad. know finals are coming up and disqualified. Dame campus. And he did “ At 7:00 we’re going to make Gardiner announced a Rally with that there will be a lot of “I’d like to bring at least “annex” the campus, call­ a presentation with Father for Justice will be held May 1 people in the L ibrary,” Viz 200 to 300 people, because ing it the University of Hesburgh and Father Joyce," on the steps of the Administra­ said. then you can get a bulk rate Wisconsin-Notre Dame. said Cooke. “ (Director of Uni­ tion Building. “HPC has a big “We’re asking students to at the Motel 6,” said Mar­ versity Food Services) Mr. voice among the students and mel, who takes office on see THREEKS, page 5 (William) Hickey is really the campus itself," Gardiner see HPC, page 5 The Observer Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 2 In Brief Cow ‘moos’ replace car horn as Long Islander visits farm Rector appointments for the 1987-88 school year have been made by Father David Tyson, vice president for student affairs. Present Howard Hall Rector Eugene I’ve lived my whole life in the heart of “Let’s Gorski will be the new rector of Saint Edward’s Hall, while Go Mets” land on Long Island, where you can J im Sister Mary Jane Griffin will assume his position at look out the window and watch your neighbors Howard Hall. Farley Hall’s new rector will be Sister Mary eat dinner and the front lawn takes only twenty W in k le r Louise Gude. Joseph McKenna will be the new rector of minutes to mow. Sorin Hall replacing Brother Tom O’Malley.-The Observer This Easter, I couldn’t make it home, and so Day Chief I spent my break at a friend’s farm in Meringo, Illinois. As we drove up past Chicago, I noticed the buildings becoming further and further apart, until we reached our destination - a real Contra rebels killed an American in an attack live “we don’t have these in the suburbs’’ cattle Tuesday in the northern province of Jinotega in Nicaragua, farm. Before I could hop back in the car and government radio reported. The state-run Voice of return to civilization - or at least South Bend - Nicaragua identified the victim as Benjamin Ernest I heard a cow moo. Now, I have never seen a Linder of Portland, Ore, a mechanical engineer who had cow, let alone hear one, so you can imagine my been in Nicaragua since 1985. It said the attack came at shock. 7 a.m. in Camaleona, a hamlet of about 100 families. Linder “What the (expletive) was that?” I was working with a rural development program, accor­ screamed. ding to the report. “Welcome to a farm,” my friend said as she -Associated Press smiled at me. The next four days turned out to be a rewarding experience for a city boy like me. When I left on Monday, I was an expert on baling hay, driving a tractor, castrating young cows, and a million other farm jobs that I never Of Interest knew existed. The first thing I noticed about the farm is that it is big - very big. I think you can fit about 1000 of my houses on the farm property. We Renowned poet, pi ay write, and political activist, looked out over the green fields of hay and the Dr. Amiri Baraka, will lecture today at 4 p.m. in the Center muddy corn fields that the cows were grazing nerve to know the name of the animal-or for Social Concerns. The topic of his presentation is “The on. My friend kept describing it by saying, “Our former animal-that I was presently eating. I Black Liberation Movement of the 1960’s: How Far Have land goes past those trees way back there and think that after much consultation, we decided We Really Come?’’ - The Observer about a half mile past that hill on that side.” I that it was Essau, and not George, that learned later in the week just how big the prop­ resembled steak on my plate. I distinctly recall erty is when I walked the fence around the field that it was the neighbor’s best pig that was our repairing the electrical wires that keep the ham on Easter Sunday. I don’t quite remember animals in. what chicken from down the road produced The American Chemical Society student Keeping the animals under control is a diffi­ which eggs, but that’s because breakfast was Affiliates’ annual banquet will be tonight at the Hans Haus cult task. Although cows are supposedly dumb, a blur. in South Bend. Cocktails start at 6:30 p.m., dinner at 7:30 they know when the grass is greener on the Breakfast is tough to recall because it was p.m. Those needing rides should meet at the main circle other side of the fence. More importantly, the served at 6:45. T hat’s fifteen minutes before at 6:30 p.m. -The Observer bulls know when the females are “vulnerable” seven-in the morning. I hate mornings, but on (I guess they aren’t that dumb), and they will a farm they are the most important part of the not hesitate to break through the fence when day. If the work doesn’t begin early, it doesn’t they are “ in heat.” My prim ary job on the farm all get finished. That was probably the hardest was to rebuild these electric fences, making part of life on the farm. I can’t even make it OH HENRY T-Shirt winners may pick up shirts sure the “pets” stay in. to my 10:10 class, let alone be awake enough at the first floor information desk in LaFortune between Unlike my house, where gold fish are the pri­ at 7 a.m. to drive a tractor. today and Saturday. - The Observer mary pet, the cows are the central feature of Farm life just isn’t for me, I’ve decided. It this farm. Since my friend’s family raises cattle is a great occupation for someone who likes to for beef, they try to fatten each calf until it is work very hard for long hours each day. I am time to sell it for slaughter. Although they know a lazy suburban boy. Hence, no Farmer Jim in each cow by name, my friend and her family my future. However, I learned a great deal on John Keane, director of the United States Bureau enjoy seeing the anim als carted off. “ Once they my trip to the farm, experiencing many things of the Census, will speak at LaFortune’s Little Theater are sold, I don’t have to feed them anymore,” that I would never have seen if I had gone home today at 4:15 p.m. Keane, a 1955 graduate of Notre Dame, explains my friend’s brother. for break. has been director of the bureau since 1984. The lecture is After the cows are sold, they become food for The next time I’m sitting in traffic munching the last of the Distinguished Alumni Lecture Series and us. I’ve always been a hamburger kind of guy, on a cheeseburger, I’ll think of George (or was is sponsored by the Student Alumni Relations Group and but somehow on the farm it struck a strange it Essau?), smile, and honk my horn. 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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Observer is published by the students of the CREDIT UNION University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ Separate from the University of Notre Dame ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O. Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Associated Press. All reproduction rights are - 239-6611------reserved. The Observer Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 3 ‘Diversity’ group forming at SMC By SHANNON McGOWAN Also discussed at the meeting Staff Reporter were last week’s An Tostal ac­ tivities. General success char­ The Student Committee on acterized the week according Campus Diversity, a group to Mary Carol Cahill, Tradi­ whose goal is to increase the tional Events Commissioner, diversity of the Saint M ary’s despite what she called inade­ student body and faculty was quate publicity. discussed at Tuesday night’s Saint Mary’s student govern­ Programming Board meeting. ment plans to end the year with According to Smith Has a bang. “Party on the Quad,” hagen, vice president for stu­ Saturday at the LeMans court­ dent affairs the committee is yard from 1-5 p.m., will be the not formally organized yet and final event of the year. is seeking students to become The picnic has been ad­ involved. vertised in most dorms on both The goals of the committee campuses according to are to increase campus diver­ Publicity Commissioner Linda sity in order to allow the ac- The Observer/Todd Tucker Drake. Entertainment at the Shady Characters credidation of the Social Work Freshman Laura Krupnick and two friends find picnic will be provided by the should be seen as the reality of summer vaca­ department Hashagen said. repose in the shade offered by one of the many bands “The Law” and tion sinks in and good weather continues. A survey will be sent out to “Freudian Slip.” blooming trees on campus. More smiling faces all students in the fall to gather Finally, this week’s events feedback on increasing diver­ were discussed. Attendance at sity. Friday’s Rally for Justice was Other planned activities in­ encouraged. The rally will take clude a lecture series on place at 3:15 on the steps of BOgg, SHOPPE minorities, letters to parents, Notre Dame’s Administration and the recruitm ent of Building. minority faculty. Also on Friday, will be the According to Hashagen,the Farewell Mass for University PACKING. last attempt to increase racial President Father Theodore diversity on the Saint Mary’s Hesburgh which all students SHIPPING. campus was in 1973 and it was are encouraged to attend. The STORING. not successful. Mass will start at 4:30 p.m. MOVING. Prof. Westler delivers TWj Al Slwi Ow TMag I. C■■■■■. final ‘Last Lecture’ BOXES. By MIMI TUOHY “professional hobby.” Accor­ We 1 Wrap It. Bat It. Pmc* It. Skip It... News Staff ding to Westler, the poems read T.M ntY OUl! Tuesday night are scheduled to MAPLE LANE • MOVING BOXES PACKAGE SHIPPING Combining personal poetry appear in a book of his many APARTMENTS • GIFT BOXES MAILING TUBES readings with his own theory writings. • STORAGE BOXES LOOSE PAKING MATERIAL on poetry writing, Max This lecture was the culmina­ ' GIFT & PACKAGE SHIPPING ENVELOPES Westler, professor of English tion of the Last Lecture Series Private suburban settings at Saint Mary’s, gave the final WRAPPING AND CONTAINTERS which began on February 24th. just 10 minutes from speech of the Last Lecture Se­ The speakers were all to ad­ campus. W ith e r J v n O m B a t Or A T h -L * n . d

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Sunday 9:00 a.m. -An ACC employee turned 8:35 p.m. -A Lewis Hall resident re­ ported the theft of her $250 bicycle 3:40 p.m. -Security is investigating over a locked briefcase he found in that was locked in an enclosed court a hit-and-run accident reported by a the building. An owner cannot be identified as access to the contents area. The damaged lock was left be­ Pasquerilla East resident. The vic­ hind by the thief. tim stated that approximately $400 has been prevented by the lock. The damage was incurred on her vehicle case is being held by Security for safekeeping. 9:00 p.m. -A Cavanaugh Hall resi­ while it was parked in the D2 lot. dent reported the theft of his 9:15 a.m. -An Alumni Hall resident Walkman cassetteradio player and 7:00 p.m. -A Saint M ary’s student headphones from inside his unlocked was apprehended by Notre Dame se­ reported the theft of his bookbag from the fifth floor of the Memorial room. The victim stateo [he loss at curity for possession of a stolen bar­ $35. ricade from the Saint Mary’s Library. The victim estimates the campus. The stolen property was loss at $161. T u esd ay returned to its rightful owner. 9:30 a.m. -An employee in the LaFor- 10:00 a.m. -Security and nolice ar­ 7:45 p.m. -North Dining Hall person­ tune Student Center reported the rested and transported a Building nel reported a broken window after theft of two Neil Diamond tickets from the top of his desk in his locked Services employee wanted on an out­ hearing glass breaking near the standing warrant to the St Joseph loading dock. An estim ate of repair office. Security has a suspect but fur­ County Jail. Security learned of the was given at $30. ther information on the investigation cannot be released. The tickets are warrant during an investigation. The person is no longer employed at the 11:45 p.m. -An Alumni'Hall resident valued at $35. University. reported the theft of $45 cash from his wallet inside his unlocked room. Another resident of the dorm re­ 10:35 a.m. -The Grand Knight of the ported seeing two black male youths Knights of Columbus reported the 10:34 a.m. -Notre Dame Vending in the victim’s room between the theft of a chair from the K of C build­ employees reported a soda machine times the theft would have occurred. ing. The chair is valued at $20. in Howard Hall was broken into. Ap­ He did not pay much attention to proximately $100 in cash was & them as they are members of the Big 11:40a.m. -An off-campus student re­ removed from the machine. Esti­ Brothers Program and have been in ported the theft of his wallet from mated damage is unknown at this the dorm on several other occasions. inside the Law School Library. The time. victim estimated his loss at $90. M onday 12:44 a.m. A female student re­ 12:45 p.m. -Security investigated an ported the theft of her jacket con­ 2:52 p.m. -An off campus student re­ accident that occurred when a car taining her detex card and keys from ported the theft of his license plate exiting the Cl lot collided with an­ Theodore’s. The jacket and detex from his car. The victim was unable other car driving south on Old card were subsequently returned, al­ to cite a replacement cost for the Juniper Road. Only one vehicle sus­ though the keys are still missing. property. tained damage. No one was injured.

people in your halls know about The Observer/Todd Tucker HPC the situation,” Viz said. Threeks In other business, 1987-88 Stu­ Little “Giant” Killer continued from page 1 continued from page 1 A small child carries a sign claiming "Hulk fans are ‘Giant’ dent Activities Board Manager Killers.” Crowds mobbed the ACC Tuesday night to attend the use their respective dining Janel Blount spoke to hall presi­ Marmel canceled his other World Wrestling Federation Superstars of Wrestling TV Event. halls during finals. What I dents regarding the Student plans, however, following the wanted to bring to you is to let Activities Board. publication of his Nov. 13 column in UW’s student news­ paper. When the column appeared, ALUMNI Special Olympicsit triggered an angry reaction SENIOR from about 400 UW students. “Not only were they going to steal your forks, but they wanted to wreck this campus, ECLUB Meeting too,” he said. As a result, Marmel called the invasion off, saying he TONIGHT is... didn’t want anyone to get hurt. Tonight! Moreover, Marmel said, UW students no longer had reason Bartles & Jaymes For anyone who wishes to to trade their “threeks” for Notre Dame forks. After stu­ Night work on The Observer this dents had stolen the 24,000 “threeks,” school officials wrote a letter asking students summer for the 1987 Inter­ to return the “threeks,” promising to buy the four­ national Summer Special pronged forks in the future. Come dance to Now, five months later, the Olympics Games. stand-up the music of comedianbolumnist/co-student 7 o’clock body president is hoping to plan another road trip to Notre THE BOTTOM LINE LaFortune Little Theatre Dame. Before he does, however, Marmel wants to talk to Notre Dame Student Body President Pat Cooke. “I have to talk to your school and find out when z they want me back,” he said. Marmel may not have much time to plan the road trip, however. 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I “You’re our sister school MOTOPHOTO• m MOTOPHOTO- I wg MOTOPHOTO now,” he added. “ We own W9 .it ” you.” Viewpoint Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 6 Homogeneous students U.S. foster discrimination OUT OF CENTRAL UKETHCWGWTCJf The following is the third in a series. Richard says, “is the whole cult of mac- hoismo, that whole Knute Rockne her­ Undergraduates here are reluctant itage and the tremendous obsession “to get into anything that looks as ex­ with the Fighting Irish. I’m not saying QIDIW. otic or as deviant as homosexuality and that that’s entirely bad, but I think it gay rights.” Richard realizes that becomes a barrier. many students find the issue disturb­ “It makes it hard for guys here, whe­ ing, unsettling. Part of the reason for ther they’re straight or gay, to show this, as he sees it, is the pressure at sensitivity, to express certain kinds of t r Notre Dame to “turn out a similar prod­ feelings: feelings of tenderness, uct.” feelings that are not traditionally asso­ ClA ciated with Sylvester Stallone.” Jenifer Naughton Steve’s best friend is not gay, but sometimes they greet each other with a hug. “Not that we’re constantly hug­ guest column ging, but some people are so afraid that if they even touch someone of the same “Everybody turns out more or less sex that it’s abnormal.” the same: kind of upper-middle class, Women do not seem to be as uncom­ white, conservative, Catholic, who’s fortable expressing affection or accept­ going to vote Democratic once every ing diversity. The “most generous” ten years.” responses Richard has had were from Sarah is a graduate student, and so women graduate students. Rather than the pressure to conform is not as strong complicate the relationship, eliminat­ as it would be for undergraduates living ing sexual tension can make friendship Education should come on campus, but she still finds it difficult more comfortable. to be gay at Notre Dame. He wishes the women here would “I did not come here because I’m speak out on all kinds of issues. “The before social action Catholic. I came here for the area of women here are generally more intel­ study that I’m in. I think I would have ligent than the guys, have higher im­ come here even if I had known how aginations, and I guess they’re not or­ I finally saw the movie “Platoon” of view, make an intelligent decision oppressive it is here for someone who dinarily as ambitious in the classical last weekend while I was home for based on what you have learned. is gay, and for someone who is a wo­ sense. So they’re freer to risk saying Easter Break. Like most who have seen I write about this because I am guilty man, but it is much worse than I ex­ unpopular things in the classical sense. the film, I was stunned by the realistic of the same mistake that the narrator pected.” So they’re freer to risk saying un­ and unglorified portrayal of the Viet­ of “Platoon” is. Back in November I She does not understand why people popular things because they’re not nam War. However, the aspect of the went to Washington, D C. to march into are so intolerant. “Is it something that worried about getting the chairman­ film that hit closest to home for me was the city with the participants of the threatens you personally? Are you in­ ship at General Motors.” the fact that the narrator, played by Great Peace March. My decision to go tolerant because you’ve been taught to Notre Dame’s administrators might Charlie Sheen, jumped in and tried to was made on a spur of the moment. I be intolerant - by society or by the say unpopular things, but not without right an apparent wrong without was at a performance by Barbara Church? Why are you intolerant?” worrying about and carefully weighing knowing all the facts. He played the George, a well-known activist, and Richard’s experience as a priest has each risk. It’s a hard time,” Richard role of a young and idealistic college someone in the audience announced made him more acutely aware of the sighs. “I empathize with their fears be­ student who volunteered for the war be­ that he was sponsoring a trip to D C. oppression of women, minority groups cause the Vatican’s breathing hard and cause he did not feel that it was right to welcome the marchers to the Na­ and gays. I’m on the edge of two worlds there are lots of vigilantes around who that the poor and underprivileged tion’s Capital and I decided to sign up. between a very exalted status and a would like to come in here and conduct young men of our country were basi­ At the time I knew next to nothing about very degraded status. Insofar as I’m a a witch hunt. But I think the adminis­ cally the ones who were fighting the the Peace March and almost as little priest, people are incredibly deferen­ trators should relax a little. They have war. His motives were noble, but he about nuclear weapons. I was much tial, which can be quite embarrassing, a lot more freedom to speak out than never took the time to find out or at luckier than “Platoon’s” narrator, but it’s also so different from the expe­ they allow themselves. least try to find out what he was getting however,and I do not regret taking the rience as someone who’s gay.” “There are ways to set the tone for himself into. trip. However, my trip would have been He sees an “enormous amount of toleration and still make it clear that so much more meaningful if I had read prejudice among under grads” toward this school adheres to the official teach­ Jennifer Demert up on both sides of the issues that were many minorities (Chinese, blacks and ing of this Church, etc, so that they’re to be discussed at the march and rally. even women”). “They’re still figuring not going to get blasted.” I did not write this article to dissuade out how they’re supposed to react, so It would help, Richard and the others guest column anyone from becoming involved with they tend to pick up the cues around agree, if people would admit that they issues of social justice. On the contrary, them, and the cues here are not very know very little about homosexuality. I hope that more students become in­ enlightened.” It would help if people would say “We’d Too often we find ourselves making volved with these issues. My point is “It seems especially difficult for men like to learn” and start to ask questions. the same mistake as the narrator of that in order to ever make a difference to talk about homosexuality. If they are “There’s nothing wrong with saying “ Platoon” . We often do not see the com­ one must first become educated. Edu­ open about it, people might wonder ‘We don’t understand this. Tell us plexity of the issues and idealistically cation may take the form of watching why. If they are defensive, upright or what’s going on.’” go in with an “I can change the world” the news regularly, reading up on the nasty, people might assume they are attitude. This is especially true in the issues or attending some of the lectures hiding something. Jenifer Naughton is a senior American case of social justice issues. Issues of that are offered on the two campuses. “Part of the problem for guys here,” Studies major. social justice are almost always com­ Do yourself a favor and take a contem­ plex and if one is to make any kind of porary issues course as an elective. difference in the long run, it is impor­ Find out the facts about what is going Over 500 letters to the editor and 300 col­ tant that one is fully informed before on in the world around us. Make the jumping in and trying to change the effort. It is worth it! umns appeared last year in Viewpoint. Join situation. It is important to slowly work the growing number of people who feel their yourself into the situation. Supply your­ Jennifer Demert is a freshman English self with information that supports all major and is a writer for the Commu­ thoughts and opinions do make a difference. of the different viewpoints and then, nications Group of the Justice Educa­ after exposing yourself to all the points tion Committee. Doonesbury Garry Trudeau

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A S WE RECOGNIZE YOUR LEGTTIMATE HE CAN BE DEBRIEFED HERE, OR YO, PRESS! MIS-MIS-MISTAKES Quote of the day m MIOtU, FOR. TUB PAST FEW NEEDS, HOWEVER, SO WHITE HOUSE YOU CAN ACCESS HIS FILE, 2 4 HOURS WERE MADE! UES WERE TOLD! MONTHS, THE PRESIDENT HAS TECHNICIANS HAVE RECENTLY CON­ A DAY, FROM THE COMFORTOFYOUR BIBLES WERE SIGNED! SO-SO 1 BEEN MUCH TOO BUSY SETTINGTHE FIGURED AN ELECTRONIC STAND-IN OWN WORKSTATION. LADIES AND NATIONAL AGENDA TOMEET UHTH U1HO IS PRIVY TO THE PRESIDENTS GENTLEMEN, I GIVE YOU MR. RON Y0U0NARE6ULAR DYER/THOUGHT. x HEADREST! f “The Lord is my light, and my „ BASIS. salvation; whom then shall I fear: the Lord is the strength of my life; of whom then shall I be afraid?”

Psalm 27:1 Viewpoint Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 7 Students want elimination of standardized tests Greetings from Brown University. men’s center, the Organization of We have done what we can to call argue the test does do well. We are Students Against Testing United African Peoples - all endorsed atention to the flaws in this test, but Bowdoin dropped the test from its ad­ (SAT), a group of dedicated students us. Student leaders from other clubs, the effort required to take to task the missions process fifteen years ago; who believe that the Scholastic Apti­ such as Jennifer Polli, former head of test’s makers, Educational Testing Ser­ more recently Bates made it optional; tude Test (SAT) has been unquestion- the Conservative club, and the presi­ vices (ETS), surpasses the capabilities within the past two months Union Col­ ingly accepted by students as a valid dents of national Greek fraternities of a group on one campus. ETS has a lege and U. of Wisconsin at Madison and reliable indicator of intelligence for came out for us as well. This issue ap­ sterling reputation that has only joined them; and, most recently, Mid- far too long. We want to encourage col­peals to students across all back­ recently been examined critically. dlebury College made the test optional leges all over the U.S. to take up this grounds and all political orientations. Some interesting facts about this or­ as well, in exchange for more Achieve­ issue as well, becasue the test impacts ganization: ment Test scores. At these colleges the all colleges. We aim ultimately to We have received support among the admissions offices and administrations abolish the SAT, or reform it wholesale. faculty from Dr. Theodore Sizer, Chair­ -ETS creates the tests that generate have decided the issue without being man of the Education department and the funds for their normal regulator, prompted by students: no campus has Michael Spalter a national figure in education, who calls the College Board - with whom it ex­ taken up the issue from student initia­ the test “unnecessary” and biased changes personnel regularly. tive. Fifteen years ago, students Mark Sabre against women, the poor and changed our school’s entire academic guest column minorities. Our expert on psychological ETS and the College Board fight ef­ structure, forming the New Curricu­ testing, Dr. Trygg Engen, Professor of forts to examine their procedures and lum. Students here remade the school, Psychology says the test does not mea­ data base, rarely divulging crucial in­ joining faculty and administration to To guage initial student opinion, Stu­ sure anything meaningful, and does not formation until required by legislation assert a new vision of education. dents Against Testing placed an initia­ predict achievement accurately. or law suits. For instance, they would Please write us at Box 5771, Brown tive on our student council’s April bal­ not reveal what proportion of National U., Providence, RI 02912 to receive our lot, suggesting Brown make SAT’s an Did you know that... Merit Finalists were women: no one blessing should you wish to use our optional part of our school’s applica­ -Those from families with an income knew until F air Test, a watchdog group name, and to learn about our experi­ tion. We were surpised at the high tur­ of over $50,000 reach a combined score in Boston, paid students to tally how ence. We encourage you to consider the nout (more than 1500 students) and ex­ of 998, while those from families be­ many women’s names appeared in the topic on your own also. For an intro cited to find that 49.5% supported our tween $6,000 and $12,000 average only hundreds of lists of winners published duciton, we suggest David Owen’s position, after only one week of campus 824. in newspapers around the country. devastating “None of the Above” discussion. (Admittedly, with another -Women score approximately 61 Students could not examine graded (Boston: Houghton-Mifflin, 1985). You 15 votes we would have been a little points lower than men nationally, yet copies of their tests to check their mis­ can finally get your hands on actual more ecstatic, because we would have they have higher G.P.A.’s in all four takes until New York State insisted by SAT’s, not the usual mock-ups, in “Ten won.) We also found that many did not years of college. It’s a disheartening passing a Truth-In Testing law. SAT’s” (Princeton: College Board). vote for the initiative because they felt fact, becasue over $60 Million in Na­ We need students to take up this issue making it optional, as our initiative tional Merit Scholarships and New nation wide. Smaller institutions, such Standardized testing will become a stated, rather than banning it entirely, York state’s Empire grants goes to as Brown, use the SAT more gingerly central campus issue over the next de­ would prejudice the admissions office those in the upper ranges - only one than large ones, which often refuse to cade throughout our country. Here’s against those who withheld their third of whom are female. consider applicants who score below your chance to get involved at the start. scores. -This so-called standardized test es­ their cut-off. Still other schools, with pecially discriminates against open admissions policies, require the Michael Spalter is the Founder and Student groups have flocked to our minorities, largely because they have SAT only to advertise the intellectual Mark Safire is the Spokesman for Stu­ cause: the school newspaper, the wo­ below average incomes. level of their students - something we dents Against Testing. P.O.Box Q

Racial slurs uninvited It is time our “fine” university stop tution, right? Or the Ten Command­ socialism, blind devotion to existing bu­ concentrating so much on pomp, cir­ ments? reaucratic structures, ignorance of at Bookstore finals cumstance, and tradition. The world is Another great line concerns the class relations in the U.S., unquestion­ passing it by and leaving it in the dust. NEA’s denial of having communist ties. ing allegiance to capitalism, and above Notre Dame wants to turn and look the Since they deny these accusations, all, a manifest unwillingness to desire Dear Editor: other way, and it uses Catholicism as Murray skillfully assumes they are or seek change in the educational sys­ I wish the Student Body of Notre a justification. If this keeps up the fol­ communists. Hey, what would you say tem (except that which furthers the Dame could have stood out of itself lowing generations will be poor ones. if someone called you a communist? agenda of decent, correct thinking folk during the final Bookstore Basketball That’s what we thought. like Murray and myself). game Sunday afternoon. We would Jesilyn Barnes Anyway, great Absurder article, It should also be clear from Murray’s have seen a festive event turn cold. The Breen-Phillips Hall right down the subtle, open-minded article that the unanimous decisions by game stirred up many racial issues, title, “From the Right.” the U.S. Surpreme Court to integrate and turned into an unhappy occasion. The ghost of Joe McCarthy stalks the public schools evince a shameless par­ Would we be proud? We were waking NEA does not merit Notre Dame campus. Thanks for the ticipation in the worldwide communist up the echoes, that is for sure. laugh riot. conspiracy against patriotic local gov­ communist labeling ernment. Further, the support of As a freshman, I expected so much Tom Varnum federally ordered integration by Presi­ from Bookstore Basketball: excite­ Dear Editor: Kevin Walsh dents Eisenhower, Kennedy, and ment, fun and a way to blow off steam. There must have been a mistake. Howard Hall Johnson make their filthy communist I got all that I expected. The students Eric Murray’s column of April 23 was tendencies abundantly clear. What at Sunday’s game were very excited obviously intended for the April 1 issue have we sunk to? Next thing you know and blew off a lot of steam. However, of the Absurder. Such hilariously in­ Communist tendencies there will be fluoride in our water. the steam has not settled, because the sane jumps of logic, wacky, close- kettle has been boiling too long. minded commie-bashing, and knee- extend beyond NEA Richard C. Pilger Prejudice is thought to be a thing of slappingly alarmist, 1950’s Off-Campus the past, especially at Notre Dame. conservative paranoia is truly absurd. Dear Editor: That is a myth, and people choose to Bravo! As fellow columnists, we can’t My heartiest thanks to Eric Murray Write to believe in it because the truth hurts. help admiring your comic style and for his insightful revelations concern­ We view ourselves as a people of higher literary virtuosity. ing the ongoing conspiracy of monolit­ P.O.Box Q education, reasoning that we are too hic communism that now threatens our civilized to burn crosses, thinking prej­ In a particularly witty non-sequitur, public shchools. The NEA’s vicious at­ Viewpoint udice is that out in the open. Yet, bur­ Mr. Murray degrades the National tack on America and the precious bod­ ning crosses do not signal prejudice’s Education Association because, ily fluids of our children should be Department existence. Prejudice stems from not un­ “Nowhere in the basic documents of recognized for the shameless refusal to derstanding others and believing in the NEA...are there any anti-Soviet posi­ be intolerant that it really is. Clearly, Notre Dame, IN stereotypes produced by the less in­ tions.” What a card. This guy is a comic every teacher should be forced to meet formed generations that came before genius. It must be coming from com­ Murray’s implicit criteria of worthi­ 46556 ours. munism, then. Almost like the Consti­ ness: vocal and consistent attacks on 7 ------

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FESTIVAL KATHY MARTIN asked for funding from Student features writer Government, and brought her idea to the Art Department. R iley Hall of Art and Design. "We were happy to help with Daze of our lives It's the mysterious vine- the festival, " said Professor continuing covered building between Dick Stevens of the Art Depart­ O'Shag and Hurley on the ment. "We like to draw atten­ The saga of Steve McStevewell South Quad. "Fashionably- at­ tion to the work our students tired" art majors pass in and do. The Festival itself is entirely KRIS MURPHY level was approaching the F-14 ror as she was clubbed sense­ out of its doors all day. Even organized and run by students, non-majors spend long hours features writer a rea. less and cuffed by a Nazi. . ,er, too. The exhibition, demonstra­ "These people are begging police officer and Hauled to a there clutching paintbrushes, tions, and even the posters This week: Part Two o f the ad­ for the cops to come," ob­ paddy wagon. potters' wheels, and photo have been designed by stu­ ventures of Steve McStevewell served Kristie. "Good point," Steve jumped out of the win­ negatives. Although a large dents. Ellen McDonald is to be Notre Came student, future presi­ number of Notre Dame stu­ commended for all her work." dent of the United States, border­ observed the Mike who was dow and ran to help her. “Ar­ “We're anxious to see what line alcoholic, and all-around nicealso hot for Carrie. “I think we rest me tool" he shouted at the dents satisfy their creative in­ spirations with an art elective the students will vote for in the guy- should go to the bars." arresting officer. "But son, you ”1 don't" said Carrie. ”1 think haven't done anything," or two, many have no idea festival," he said. "We want to L ast week Steve and his we should go in. It looks like responded the officer turning what goes on in the building, invite the widest response to three friends Mike, Mike, fun." back to the business at hand. what talents lie behind the get a stronger sense of student and Mike had hooked up with “I agree wholeheartedly," “Sure I have," protested Steve. arched doorway. ta ste ." some hot babes before said Steve. “We'd be darn fools “You name it I've done it." This Friday, Riley Hall is Dave Kroeger, president of heading off campus. One of not to. After all, these are the opening its doors and moving the Student Liaison Committee those aforementioned hot best days of our lives. It can't “Go away son. I'm busy" was outside on the quad to let stu­ for the Snite, worked with babes, Carrie, had particularly get much worse right?" all he got. Steve decided that it dents see for themselves what McDonald to bring Paul Soldner excited Steve. As we return to "Gee," said Carrie, “What a was time for desperate the art majors are doing. Notre to campus for the festival. His the action Steve, the Mikes, refreshing attitude. You're the measures. “I like the food in Dame's department of art, art committee works with mem­ Carrie, Moira and Kristie were kind of guy I could have a the dining hall!" he screamed, history and design, and student bers of the Snite Museum to moving in the direction of St. completely meaningless one "Your momma wears combat government are sponsoring a increase student awareness of Louis Street on foot. night stand with." b o o ts ." unique Student Art Festival the museum on campus. He "Jeez," said the cop, "if you wanna go that bad get in." Kris Murphy “Cool" said Steve "Can I get clubbed too?" A ltered "That's what they pay me for," said the officer, obliging Steve with a crack on the skull. "Wow," said Steve eyeing "Hubba, hubba," said Steve. He woke up in a cell. Carrie Carrie, "What a beautiful The Mike was eyeing him with was dabbing his forehead with n ig h t." contempt. "You always were a a cloth. “You're really brave," "You have no chance with sleaze," he said. "Thanks she was saying. "Stupid but her chief," said one of the Mike," said Steve. "At least I brav e." Mikes. “Mo chance. " have a personality. Maybe you “Thanks," said Steve. "The “What are you talking could rent one with an option lights are growing dim, so about?" asked Steve. "Cut the to ow n." you'd better kiss me quick." comedy Stevo," retorted the The whole group walked up She did. It wasn't that great. In Mike. “I saw you drool all over the steps, Steve and Mike fact she was a lousy kisser. yourself when you first saw watching each other with tradi­ “Neato," thought Steve, her. You can forget it though, tional male malice. Nobody was “Here I am in jail on purpose because I've known her since checking for student ID s, and for a girl who kisses like a the beginning of the year and Steve took that as a bad sign, deflated inner tube. My life is I'm the one who invited her. he saw a huge group of people hell. "You!" blurted Steve, "She in a corner and grabbed Carrie Suddenly Steve's guardian won't be able to tell you apart by the arm, leading her to what angel was by his side. "What from the two other Mikes. I live he assumed was the keg. It have you learned from all with you guys, and I can't tell turned out to be the bathroom this?" asked the angel. "I've you apart!" instead. "Why did you lead me learned that I've got to stop over to the bathroom?" asked drinking," said Steve. "When “Are you implying that I have Carrie? “Uh. . .You looked like you start to see angels, it's all the personality of an empty you wanted to be here." said time to give it up." featuring student work, originally envisioned a series of beer can?" asked Mike. Steve. "That's the most degrad­ "No, no dumbhead, " said the demonstrations, and food and speakers on art, and he and “Mot at all," responded Steve, ing thing anyone has ever said angel, "Besides that." music in a large tent outside McDonald invited a number of "I'm implying that you're a to me," whined Carrie. "Gee," "Well," mused Steve, "I've Riley Hall. The Festival will kick artists such as Andy Warhol clod, and you're going to be a responded Steve, "thanks!" learned that these really are off Thursday evening with a and Cristo. With the Student clod with big medical bills If “You're a moron, but I love the best days of your life. I've lecture by Paul Soldner, a Government funds, the series you don't back off." you," beamed Carrie. "Now go learned that you should enjoy nationally-known ceramic artist evolved into a festival for the "You're drunk," said the get me a beer." Just as she life as it comes, because you from Los Angeles, at 8 p.m. in entire campus. Mike. "You always get violent said this, a guy to her left might not be here tomorrow. the Library Auditorium, and it “The Sophomore Literary when you're drunk." started to yell. "Undercover You might be somewhere will c o n tin u e Friday with th e Festival is an established at­ "Don't say drunk," responded copl" he shouted, “I just saw else. . . I've also learned that student exhibitions and tempt to bring authors to Steve, “I prefer to call it The an undercover cop!" someone should teach Carrie demonstrations in drawing, campus," said Kroeger. "We Power of Positive Drinking: Put how to kiss." ceramics, painting, photogra­ are trying to bring artists to it to Work For You." "How do you know," asked Will S teve b e b ack n ext year? phy, design, and sculpture. campus. I would call It a sort They were nearing the party Steve. “How do I know?" stam ­ Will h e g e t a s u m m e r jo b ? Will The show is unusual in that of pop-art' festival with a now. They could tell, because mered the kid, “I saw his ID, Carrie ever learn to kiss? Will student work will be on display theme of where art is heading the number of people watering and it was real. When was the Mike, Mike, and Mike start their a n d s tu d e n ts th e m se lv e s will in the twentieth century. If this walls and bushes had increased last time you saw a legitimate ow n law firm ? Will M oira ev er judge the show and vote for Festival goes well, maybe it will markedly In the last two ID?" reveal her terrible secret? Will the best piece of work in each become an annual event to blocks. “Who's house are we "Good point," said Steve, anyone care? Tune in next fall medium. “We want to get the attract these artists." going to anyway?" asked Moira. "Let's get out of here." But it and find out. Til then remem­ students involved in the art T he S tu d e n t Art Festival will "Uh. . . this one" said another was too late; there were police ber the immortal words of themselves," said Ellen be held Friday from 11:30 a.m. one of the Mikes, eyeing a guy officers in riot gear all over the Robin the Boy Wonder as he McDonald, coordinator of the to 4 p.m. After Friday, there in a blue sweater who was house, and dogs were barking turned to Batman and said, Art Festival. She came up with will be no more excuses for not lying on the lawn of a white on the lawn. Carrie dropped "Holy nightmare Batman! How the idea for an art festival to let knowing what talent lies inside house. Plastic cups littered the Steve's arm and jumped out a can we fight crime in students know what is going the vine-covered brick of Riley immediate area and the sound window. Steve watched in hor­ le o ta rd s? " on In the art department, Hall. Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 8 - 9 The Observer 0

KEVIN WALSH features writer SHOE by Jeff MacNelly C alvin and Hobbes by Bill W atterson hat would a newspaper be without W I DlDNT KNOW OJ HAD A KXJ SICP INTO THIS OtAMttR ITS AMAZING WAT THEN CO comic strips? The New York WE6W69W! WMTBKT TRANSMOGRlFlER. SET THE. msmKVc DIALS WITH CDCBVGATED CARDBOARD NOTtoWiU T O s e t T H R O W L I F E I S W6 IT TURNS VOJ INTO THESE OAVS Times, that's what, but let's leave that LIF6 WITHOUT K l« S W H Y M O T ’’ M U L T IP L E . WHATEVER ’KxyOUMLTOBE IWnN&lK£1»W6&. Wlt> EXPRESS CHOICE W T IT' out of It now. The Issue here is that W5&F0N „ W ZwW IMNcMoa without cartoons, everyone's life would HFiM . be a little poorer and everyone's doors would be a little barer. Cartoons are the laugh at the end of all the horrible and WAT ARE XX) G0TN& TO 1WATS A GO® ML RIGHT DID IT / 901, TM HOT IWONICWT twnsmogrtfv in t o ? wonderful news of the world. w met i can IDEA. TMEWCftD W C ftV V I HOW D O 'K X ) have a n y m o n e y REASON WITH CANNES STWOHMWG, IW ABOUT USE ANOTHER. Only the comics page could generate iNTWSAaOWT. Th is machine *nq<-up. NOPUSM Jh \ AtLlWS W t' A TTGtx' TTGER. TTO BUTTON, a universe where a talking lizard and € > Brenda Starr, Ace Reporter, share the same page space. A world where Charlie Brown never ages and Beetle Bailey never dies.

WELL, NUAT DO TOJ SAT ? JUST THINK' WITH THE PUSH I, HOW WQL IT O U DCK’ This brings us to the Observer's Cur­ iTsvto tmppescEAT" WOULD TOU LIKE TO BE ■ v WAJ 7* C P W cS L - V ? STACT CF A &JTTON. VXj C5XA5 BE A CAN I LAKE THAT, BE M P W tiA T 6o mv DUMB 5C0 ST0W GASTTOPC0-ASU1& 0 E B J 3 E T J SOMETHING ELSE rent State Of Comic Strip. In our bot­ TWE S6 AS0 N M F l t o T fv c a i f w e lo s e ? T&MORf&i'S THE SVLE Of TTE OtRlSLER w pefeatep, o nooe. w a y OUT* 1 DON'T o o e : another wr.. MLDING! tomless generosity, we have decided T& TUB PE N N A N T - ^ \ that among other things we need some more laughs around this school. In an attempt to remedy this situation, The Observer has decided to expand its already hip selection of daily comic Copyright 1987, Tribune Media Services strips. In addition to Doonesbury, Copyright 1987, Universal Press Syndicate Reprinted with permission All rights reserved Reprinted with permission All rights reserved Bloom County, The Tar Side, and Beer Nuts, a fifth cartoon will begin next semester. It is up to you -The Reader- Rubes By Leigh Rubin to decide which one you want to see MOTHER GOOSE & GRIMM every day at lunch. The choices are: by Mike Peters Shoe: Written by Jeff Macnelly, an edi­ WUHEARPWE KEEP THOSE , torial cartoonist for the Chicago ARTERIES UP/ Tribune, Shoe concentrates on the life surrounding a newspaper newsroom. All the main characters are birds. Shoe himself Is the editor of the newspaper. The Perfessor, or Uncle Cosmo, is the cardiac arrest main fixture of the Shoe universe. He is the fat grizzly veteran reporter of the SAMP..,lVe ALWAVS UKEPSW .,,1 MAROONED Treetops Tattler Tribune. Other main USEP TO HAVE A SAM? BOX ONCE characters include Skyler, a bespec­ DIP W U EVER tacled little guy with a distaste for NOTICE ABOUT SAMP,THAT,. sports and school, Roz, the owner of a UHHT UA KF>m diner who sets up food jokes, and Loon, the daffy, slapstick skywriter who usually ends up in some kind of bad I C0UU> HAVE SWORN OUST SAW A CAR trouble by the end of the strip. Vegas oddsmakers give Shoe a 10 to I shot at winning the Great Comic Election. R ubes: Rube Is th e r e a l dark horse candidate In this contest. Usually a cartoon Is picked up by a major synd­ icate, sort of like an agent for cartoons, Copyright 1987, Tribune Media Services and In that way peddled to various Reprinted with permission All rights reserved newspapers. Leigh Rubin, the art- Istbuthor of Rubes, Is syndicating him­ editorial cartoonist Mike Peters from the high on this one, but the odds are a strip and Spaceman Spiff in another. self, a move which makes him deserv­ cultural center of time, space, and meager 5 to 1. The writecbrtlst of Calvin and Hobbes Is ing of consideration If only for sheer dimension, Dayton, Ohio, Mother Calvin and Hobbes: Calvin is a perfectly Bill Watterson, who claims little respon- uts. The cartoon Itself though is good Goose and Grimm is one of the most normal insane little kid. He's just like siblity for his creation. Hopefully, time tuff, sort of In the "Incomprehensible flexible cartoons on the pages today. you or your little brother. He has a won't turn Calvin into another cutesy o Mother " vein mentioned earlier. Its Usually, it concerns that perennial fa­ stuffed tiger named Hobbes who is only cartoon. The drawings are simple, but ubject matter runs from cowboys to vorite cartoon topic, Master and Dog inanimate when somebody else is well-ranging-grotesque, fantastic, and [cows to comic strips themselves. It Is (respectively), as well as thousands of around. In Calvin's mind, Hobbes is a exaggerated. Hopefully that will keep it urrently being run in at least ten col­ other topics from fairy tales gone real tiger. Calvin's long suffering par­ from becoming to o cutesy. This Is the lege newspapers and many others, wrong to modern adaptations of old ents are major fixtures of his life as odds-on favorite to win, but still the immy The Greek was unavailable for cliches. Occasionally, a political bent well as major objects of his antics. The odds are 4 to 1. omment, something about a booze will slip In, but it is primarily humor. little girl in the neighborhood, Susie So It's election time again. No, it isn't un, but other anonymous Vegas od- Often it slides into an elongated ver­ Perkins, is another object of Calvin's for the guys who make the front page smakers are giving Rubes a 20 to 1 sion of the Far Side, and it usually abuse. Another main character is C a l­ so gloomy, but for the guys who make hot. takes on an even weirder slant. I met v in 's m in d which constantly keeps the back page so great. Cast your vote other Goose and Grimm: THis is one Mike Peters once. The word "manic" readers on their toes since Calvin could now. Literally, see you in the funny f the favorites. Written by pretty-boy d o e sn 't ev en co v er It. B ets a re ru n n in g be a raging Tyrrannosaurus Rex in one papers!! Circle the cartoon of your choice and bring this ballot to The Ob­ s f < A M / server office on the 3rd floor of La Fortune today or Thursday. 11 N a m e :______Hall:______& Comments:______The Observer Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 10 NHL playoffs Sports Briefs Montreal edges Quebec, 3-2 Bookstore Basketball referees must return Associated Press winner, both the Canadians and Islanders 2, Flyers 1 shirts and whistles today from 3-4 p.m. in the An Tostal the Nordiques had goals disal­ PHILADELPHIA- Rookie Office (2nd Floor LaFortune). All pay will be distributed MONTREAL -Ryan Walter lowed by referee Kerry Fraser. scored on a 15-foot wrist shot Randy Wood scored the win­ at that time. -The Observer The Montreal victory was the ning goal at 3:27 of the third with 2:39 left to play in the first by a team on home ice period as the New York game to give the Montreal during the Adams Division Islanders defeated the The Irish Guard will hold an organizational meeting Canadians a 3-2 victory over finals. Philadelphia Flyers 2-1 Tues­ for all those interested in trying out this fall on Thursday, Quebec Tuesday night and a 3-2 day night and stayed alive in April 30, at 4:30 on Green Field. No previous marching lead over the Nordiques in the W alter’s goal, his second of the NHL playoffs. experience necessary. Must be at least 6-2. For more in­ best-of-seven Adams Division formation, call Mick at 1770. -The Observer the game, came about 30 final. seconds after Alain Cote had The Flyers, leading the best- apparently given Quebec a 3-2 of-seven Patrick Division final Sports Briefs are accepted Sunday through Friday The Canadians will look to lead, but Fraser ruled that series 3-2, still need only one in writing at The Observer offices on the third floor of wrap up the NHL playoff series coincidental minor penalties he victory to advance to the Stan­ LaFortune Student Center on the day prior to publication. in Game 6 Thursday night at had called on the play led to ley Cup semifinals. The teams -The Observer Quebec. the goal, and nullified Cote’s head back to New York for Prior to Walter’s game- score. Game 6 Thursday night.

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lost...a gold loop earring somewhere near BOSTON-ROOMMATE NEEDED CALL SELL YOUR TEXTBOOKS FOR $$$--- Holy St. Jude, Martyr and Saint RALLY FOR JUSTICE RALLY FOR Sorin, Lewis and Stepan Courts on ZACK 1154 Non-texts for $$$/credit next fall. PAN­ To you I make my plea JUSTICE NOTICES Friday. Sentimental Value If found, call DORA’S BOOKS. 808 Howard St. just I do not write this in complaint x2297. Reward. NEED RIDE-POKEEPSIE€ FISHKILL off of N.D. Ave. OPEN 7 days a WEEK! But please have pity on me RALLY FOR JUSTICE MAY 1, 3:15 AD W ordprocessing-T yping NY LV MON - 2885 (KEEP CALLING) 10-530 ph. 233-2342 BLDG 2 7 2 -8 8 2 7 LOST: Light tan LONDON FOG jacket I study so hard, study all night mistakenly taken from Senior Bar last Need summer employment? Why not And prepare so well for the test DE PATTI You're leaving us ?? When Fri.nite. Size: 38 Reg. If you have it come to camp this summer? Positions "My LSAT prep course Is taught by But when I sit down I get such a fright are you going to take me out and " show an attorney. I go to Kaplan." Classes "m e how to party " ?! Friday ?(Please)!! TYPING AVAILABLE please call John x3667. open for counselors, waterfront, nurse, I remember my name and forget the rest and business manager. Send for appli­ begin 512 for the 515 LSAT/272-4135. DE C hris cation: ILGSC, 2421 S. Nappanee, 2 8 7 -4 0 8 2 LOST: CANON TX 35mifi CAMERA In just a few days I II be tested again sometime' Saturday, 425, probably at Elkhart. IN 4 6 5 1 7 . Well it’s the last week of classes! Hal­ And this is for what I pray KATIE CAHILL Can I say, some people BlueCold game, about 1/2 way up in Sec. lelujah!! I can't wait to get out of here!! I That you may find the time to send just improve society because of the type just know there are some reai women of person they are. I don't know where UNIVERSITY RESUME 7. It was in a black camera case, woven A simple blessing my way somewhere out there and I’m going to Professional Resumes strap(orange, black, grey,) no lens cap. I REALLY need a ride to D C. or N. you will be next year, but I do know that find one or else I'm going to die a single the very nicest people will celebrate you Student Rates Filled with Kodak color film, 400 ASA. Carolina on 511 or 5d 2. I won't take up -A F rien d in N eed man. I just refuse to lower my standards! Near the Mall University team photos on film and much space. John 3362. wherever you go just because of your St. Jude, help me remember. 2 7 2 -6 3 3 6 needed DESPERATELY!!!! This has character. What's up with a good-bye been part of my life for over 10 years; 70s tunes 70s tunes 70s tunes from the big guy! -A Friend in N eed please don't take it from me now. No S u n d ay night at 11 o n WVFI questions asked. Call Katie at 239- "December '63" "Rhinestone Cowboy" LITTLE SAND, Look for a personal to­ EXPERT TYPING SERVICE. CALL FOR SALE ANN SEIFERT: "REJOICE" U made it 2 5200(day) or 232-5238 (evenings.) "Billy, D on’t B e a H ero" B ay City R ollers morrow from RAATS, I ran out of money MRS. COKER, 233-7009. Wednesday!! See you at the show. (I'm Bee Gees Shaun Cassidy and much on Cahill's personal more with the king of tacky music Donald usually on stage to the right of that guy SELL YOUR TEXTBOOKS FOR $$$— LOST: light blue book bag containing FOR SALE: 1978 VW RABBIT,GOOD S ey m o u r they call BONO.) the EDGE Non-texts for $$$fcredit next fall. PAN­ Electronics, Physics, and Calculus CONDITION,$1,200,239-5693. TO NAKED IN YOUR GLASSES: SAME books. Prescription glasses are also in­ PLACE AT 9:30 DORAS BOOKS, 808 Howard St. just YIRA, side. Lost at South Dining Hall during FO R SA LE CHICAGO-BOUND GRADS!! off of N.D. Ave. OPEN 7 days a WEEK! Thank you for being such a good friend! lunch on'Monday. Please return to Vince 1976 Monte Carlo, swivel seat, AMfM Female Roommate needed. Good job JOE(Mr. Tae Kwon Do)Roche! 10-530, ph. 233-2342 I will miss you next year, but you'll get 2 5 7 8 stereo cassete player, 80,000 original 2 Br/1 bath. Lincoln A brown belt ...WOW!!! lots of letters. When you're not studying miles, a good winter car, $400 or best Park apt. June 1st. Hot Joe, Really Hot!! PR O -T Y P E Japenese in France, be sure to practice LOST: CHROME DIGITAL WATCH offer. Must sell by or before graduation. For more info: call Love,The Stanford Studs and PW WO­ Quality work, word processing avail­ your hackey! The only thing left to say somewhere on campus. This watch was Call 232-6428 after 6PM. Pam (312) 348-6688,SMC 86 MEN able. Reasonable $. 277-5833. is "vamos ala playa! " (Oh oh oh oh oh) a graduation gift from my parents, so it P.S.- 8 143 B. T ie-d y e £2 Thank you!! Word Processing near ND. Call Mary has considerable sentimental value. If FOR SALE DODGE CHALLENGER We would like to thank everyone who 23 2 -2 4 3 6 you find it please let me know. The watch LOADED,SPORTY $1100 283- AIM:You're in control duder! What do Ann Ferry and Hl-C have In helped organize tuck-ins for An Tostal. has the name "Jesse" engraved on the 3 8 8 3 ,NICK 10 m ore!! c o m m o n ? If it wasn't for you guys and girls, people back, and the initials "BCHS." Call jesse They are both artificially colored. wouldn't have slept as well that night. THE JPW MUGS ARE HERE!! PICK a t x2055. MOVING OFF CAMPUS? Thanks again everybody. Kerstin and THEM UP IN 718 PE WED, 6 TO 7 pm; NEED FURNITURE? RALLY FOR JUSTICE MAY 1 - 3:15 AD Warden, can I borrow your car? K athleen THURS, 10 TO 11 pm. Bring your ID. LOST Women's Gold Seiko Quartz CALL PERRY 272-2252 BLDG Extras are available. Problems? Call Watch on Saturday Near the Mudpits. if MUST SELL ALL FURNITURE Poor old Kerstin!!! W here's the tanning salon in this prison? Found Please Call 283-2112. Maureen £4455 BEFORE GOING BACK TO CANADA RALLY FOR JUSTICE RALLY FOR She's finally reached that age where teen JUSTICE years stop and responsibility and sex ATTN: GREY BABES & THE DOGS drive take over. Happy Birthday to Kerds. YOU RUN WITH RALLY FOR JUSTICE MAY 1,3:15 AD Poor Anna Babes, her baby is 20 today. BIKE AND CAR RACK FOR SALE, CALL RESPECT & PROTECT THE BLACK BLDG LOST/FOUND FOR RENT FRANK-3043, $50 OR BEST OFFER WOMEN! K erstin: 2 U2 TICKETS FOR SALE FOR THURS THANK YOU ST. JUDE P.N. Secret Admirer, if you really want me to It's that time of year again, that special 6 bedroom 4-6 students $400500 & FOUND: A BASKET BALL. ON IN DETROIT CALL DIANE 3615 get the whipped cream, you must identify day when everyone celebrates the fact utilities. Security system 234 6688 BOOKSTORE COURTS ON MONDAY, THE NOTRE DAME CLUB OF WASH­ yourself-Mark P that you exist I want to celebrate it more APRIL 13TH. IF IT IS YOURS , CALL INGTON, D C. will be sponsoring a Big than anyone. Thanks for being alive in FURNISHED HOMES FOR NEXT MIKE AT 1657. Brother-Big Sister Program for Notre SKEETS: my life. Happy Birthday. SCHOOL YEAR NEAR N.D. CALL 683- Dame students coming to Washington DOES IT TASTE LIKE CANDY? Love, Jimmy 8 8 8 9 LOST MEN'S GOLD COLOR WATCH TICKETS this summer. Students will be VANILLA AIN'T AS SWEET AS CHOC­ Patty Franco, Thanks for a terrific year. WITH LEATHER BAND. IT W A S MY matched with local alumni and OLATE! FURNISHED HOUSE NEXT YEAR Sorry you have to go, I'll miss you. Good CHRISTMAS PRESENT DOES NOT N eed G rad. Tix Will P ay $ $ $ Call P e te alumnae, who can provide advice and GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD 277- NJ Club TRUCKS CALL TO RESERVE luck. Love, Michael. PS. I HOPE HAVE MUCH STREET VALUE, BUT 2 7 2 -6 0 7 8 Information on finding housing, job 3684288-0955 SPACE & GET INFO JOHN 2215 DEB Maureen is feeling better, she's been PLENTY OF SENTIMENTAL VALUE. hunting and generally adjusting to life 284-5147 KEVIN 1791 WE NEED feeling ill. MY M O TH ER WILL KILL ME IF SH E Helplcan't see Neil D.:tickets for sale call In W ashington. To participate, inter­ Apt. for rent this summer EN O UGH R ESER V A TIO N S IN O R D ER FINDS OUT! POSSIBLY LOST BE­ D rew 1091 ested students should call or write to Call Heidi 233-4176 TO RUN A SENIOR & UNDERGRAD SMC TWEEN MORISSEY AND KEENAN either of the following people: Mary TRUCK. CALL BY FRI 5PM.DRIVERS SMC LAST SATURDAY. PLEASE CALL NEED 1 GRAD TICKET Beth Wachowskl, 3013 Mosby St., MIGHT BE NEEDED ALSO. CALL SMC RAFAEL AT 3348, OR DROP OFF AT $$$ CALL SUE 284-4113 Alexandria, VA 22305, 703-549-5446; LO ST AND FO UND IN LAFORTUNE. STUDENT HOUSES 2, 5, and 6 man SOON!! MANDITORY MEETING FOR ALL IN­ houses on Corby available for next year. or Maura Kahn, 8201 Greensboro Dr., T E R E S T E D IN £708, McLean, VA 22102, 703-847- Call Chet at 234-7664 SENIORS- NEW YORK CITY BOUND! ORIENTATION 87 GENERAL COMMIT­ 0 5 5 5 . Lost Faded Out Jean Jacket at W H O ARE Y O U ? IN TER ESTED IN A TEE Theodore's on April 23 . 1 think there was APT. FOR RENT-CHICAGOOAK PARK, PERSONALS HAPPY HOUR SENIOR WEEK? CALL APRIL 29 AND 30 AT 5:30 IN HAGGAR a mix-up - yours is in the Lost and Found FEMALE ROOMATE, SUMMER, 239- RIGHT TO LIFE ELECTIONSftlGHT TO ELLEN 1262 OR KRIS 2894 COLLEGE CENTER ROOM 304 LIFE ELECTIONS'RTL This is your last in La Fortune. It has sentimental value 771 2 PLEASE ATTEND ONE OF THE TWO to me!!!!! Please contact Cindy at SMC chance to put in officer applications. They OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR, HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN WASSIL! M EETIN G S are due by W ednesday. Questions? Call £4 2 1 9 . Subletting House-Bulla Rd. 8 blocks from CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U.S. 31 N., ONE SM C 2 8 4 -4096. campus. Fireplace, 3 bed rooms. Mike BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. Michelle Kennedy, Diane Toohey and the SM C Lost: HANDMADE SILVER PEACE 27 2 -3763. PE. gang. You looked cute in the Ob­ SMC SIGN EARRING, possibly in the ACC Todd Smith, not everyone is scoping you. Are you going to serv er. fencing gym two weeks ago. Extreme -Jen i be here for sentimental value. If found please call MONARCH SUMMER SCHOOL??? GRACE 6D RESIDENTS LAST CHANCE TO BUY YOUR TIE-DYE at 284-4338 Caitlin (^auxiliary members) WANTED SHIRT. LIMITED SUPPLY. 284-5343 Senior Bar If so , T h e O b se rv e r n e e d s your h elp in Thanks for letting 'm e be the Social HELP!!! I LOST MY WALLET AT SMC Saturday 11:30 pm producing some summer issues of the Blunder of the year. THURSDAY NIGHT DURING THE MR. FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED SUMMER JOBS newspaper. The jobs are varied and, if "One day we'll all look back and laugh." CAMPUS COMPETITION. I THINK IT INDIANAPOLIS AREA Friday Night South Quad ALL LANDWATER SPORTS you are interested in newspaper training Have a great summer, W A S LO ST IN TH E M EN S R ESTR O O M CALL MARYBETH 284-5134 Campus Bands PRESTIGE CAMPS ADIRONDACK in your spare time, call The Observer Liz IN ANGELA. IF YOU HAVE IT PLEA SE T h e B ottom Line, Bill B ob & Biff, th e Law, M OUNTAINS offices and ask for Mark Pankowski or P S. Don’t forget, section activity Thurs. CONTACT ME (154 DILLON OR £4783). RIGHT TO LIFE RIGHT TO LIFE an d CALL COLLECT FOR JENNY MORN­ Kevin Becker. at 8:00! YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY AS A Officer Application deadline is Wed. April MONARCH INGS 914-381-4224. The Observer REWARD. RON FLYNN 29 an d CONTACT: GIRLS! GIRLS! GIRLS! Jim, A goodbye is necessary before you Special Olympics Theresa Harrington 315 Regina S. SMC- Nick Panepinto has finally reached his HEY!!!! TO WHOEVER SAVED MY FEMALE ROOMMATE NEEDED FOR can meet again. And meeting again is NEEDS YOU!!! 4 0 9 6 "High Earning Potential" by CAMERA FROM BEING DIPPED IN CHICAGO-LINCOLN PARK AREA certain for those who are friends. Relax, Tim Marchesi 410 Keenan ND-3368 getting a job with CompuServe. Now's MUD ALONG WITH ME- THANKS!!! STARTING JUNE 1, 87. CALL KAREN your chance to meet this soon- have a beer, it's only college. Love, BUT. PLEASE, I NEED IT BACK NOW. AT 272-7421 Kris Murphy 228 Howard ND-2550 Special Olympics to-be-rich MBA! Call to set up your date. Sheila, Susan & Terry CALL ME AT 272-9361. -THE GIRL ...... to pick up or drop off applications M eetin g ! New officers will be notified by Friday W ITHOUT A NIKON RIDER NEEDED TO S.F. BAY AREA Special Olympics Fun Fred from Kansas, The greatest theft ...... THE CAR IS LARGE AND THE RIDE IS M eetin g ! Last chances this yr to see MONARCH DAMIAN CHIN: WHISTLING AT GIRLS! of all was foiled by the Assistant Lt. of I WANT MY JEAN JACKET!!!!! IF YOU FREE JUST HELP DRIVE BILL P. 1165 fri9pmSoQuadcsatSR.BAR-NDs BEST the South Bend Police Dept, early Sat­ "MISTAKENLY" TOO K IT FRIDAY JUGGLES 2 GIRLS AT THE NAMES OF T h e re will b e a n inform ational m eetin g BAND getout & see’em 4! GIRLS HANDS? urday a.m. Although we were not ar­ NIGHT, I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D Rjde Mex or go West U.S. John 287 TONIGHT at 7 in the LaFortune Little rested he did not like our practical joke R ETU R N IT (AS WELL A S MY ID!). 0 931 Theatre for anyone who inquired about L.G.- Only on th e c o u rs e o r rink!! S e rio u s ­ and called SMC Security to return the PLEASE HAVE A HEART AND GIVE IT ...... working for The Observer this summer WANT TO MAKE HUNDREDS OF DOL­ ly, NO IT W A S NOT!!! Sorry -S G P stolen item. We'll just have to replace it BACK-—NO HARD FEELINGS. Need 1 graduation ticket. Will pay big on Special Olympics. Anyone else inter­ LARS WORKING ONLY A FEW NIGHTS with something a little smaller so it MONICA £1337 $$$. Call 3586. ested in working on this project, or who A MONTH? Graduating D.J. needs to sell GRADUATION TICKETS doesn't hang out of the car! Don't worry is attending summer school and doesn't stereo system. It s too much of a money­ for s a le though, Kim and I are safe. The Salt of HELP! I LOST MY GOLD NECKLACE Need Ride to KY DERBY Leave Fri 51 want just to study for six weeks, should making opportunity to pass up! Best offer. Call Artie at 1787 Your Earth and Kegs AND CROSS ON STEPAN FIELD Paul 4052 also attend. Call Nick at 1060 for details. DURING THE AN TOSTAL PICNIC...... G REAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE; 1984 Grad. Looking for rommate to share I desperately need 2 Graduation tickets. JERSEY BOUND??? NEED RIDE TO RALLY FOR JUSTICE MAY 1, 3:15 AD H ey S p u d REWARD OFFERRED. CALL CHRIS 2 bedroom condo in Lincoln Park area If you h elp m e, I will e n s u re y o u r financial CENTRAL JERSEY FOR THE SUM­ BLDG This chic digs YOU! COOKE AT 3286. THANK YOU!! 0f Chicago. Call Jim (h) (312) 248-4262 future, an d fin an ce yo u r S en io r W eek Call MER. WILL SHARE ALL EXPENSES ...... ;« (w) (312) 263-2610 ext. 2322 Mark at 2339. HELP!! PLEASE CALL SUE AT £4041 RALLY FOR JU S T IC E MAY 1 ,3 :1 5 AD T o the person who took my denim jacket BLDG Will the real Marie please stand up! on Thurs night at Cleveland and Hol­ OK this is my final offer for Graduation lyhock, thank you for returning my I D. JERSEY BOUND??? I NEED A RIDE tickets. I'll give you my sister and my THERESA Mike, I had an awesome time at the for­ TO CENTRAL JERSEY FOR THE SUM­ but I would appreciate getting my jacket roommate for two Graduation tickets. I WILL GET YOU!! mal Friday night. I'll miss you lots this Maria C. Doti, one more week left for MER. WILL SHARE EXPENSES. HELP!! back. No questions will be asked. Please They do not even have to be together. SNUGGLE BEAR LIVES! summer. Love, Margaret P S. Thanks for french McNuggets and UHAHs. Good PLEASE CALL SUE AT £4041. call me at 4553 CaH Mark at 2339. the "swell" evening. luck on exams. April 29. 198? The Observer page 11 Sports Wednesday Irish Lacrosse Sports Calendar Sports Lists Through Sunday Home gam es in CAPS PLAYER, POS. G-GS SH G A PTS GB P-PIM 0 P C John McLachlan, A 9-9 40 18 23 41 26 3-2.5 Today Johm Ohlmstead, A 9-9 46 17 16 33 32 1-0.5 ALL TIME OUT-OF-POSITION Jim Shields, A 9-9 30 14 3 17 17 2-1.5 Lacrosse at Michigan State Dave O'Neill, M 9-9 40 9 4 13 47 2-1.0 John McNicholas, M 9-9 31 8 5 13 41 1-1.0 Thursday &AHALL OF FAME TEAM Tom Lanahan, M 9-0 32 8 3 IT 20 2-1.5 Jeff Shay, A 9-0 14 6 2 8 8 2-1.0 Baseball at DePauw Art Brady. M 9-9 13 5 1 6 42 3-2.5 Mike Quigley, M 9-0 22 4 2 6 26 4-4.0 Friday Brian McHugh, A 7-0 e 4 6 4 0-0.0 2 Golf at Spartan Invitational Outfield Dave Kidder, M 7-0 8 3 0 3 10 0-0.0 SMC softball vs. NOTRE DAME gam es Jim Boylan, A 3-0 4 3 0 3 4 0-0.0 Johnson Dave Carey, A 6-0 5 1 2 3 9 1-1.0 Outfield Jim Fallon, D 9-9 1 0 2 2 19 5-4.5 Saturday i gam es gam e Harmon Killebrew John Flickinger, M 6-0 0 0 2 2 11 0-0.0 Lacrosse at Ohio State 2 1 1 Randy McDonald, D 9-0 0 13 0-0.0 Track at MIDWEST CATHOLIC INVI­ Second Base Mark Rizzieri, M 7-0 3 1 0 1 3 1-1.0 TATIO NAL Mickey Mantle 11 games, 1954-57 John Burtis. M 4-0 3 T 0 1 2 0-0.0 S hortstop Mike Brennan, D 7-0 1 0 1 1 11 5-4.5 Baseball vs. Xavier Mark Healy, M 6-0 0 0 1 1 , 4 0-0.0 Men's tennis vs. MICHIGAN STATE 7 games, 1953-55 Kevin Cullinan, M 7-0 4 0 0 0 10 1-1.0 SMC softball at lUPU-Fort Wayne Brendan Max, M 3-0 0 0 2 0 0 0-0.0 atan Mesial Ted Williams Doug Spencer, D 1 14 9-0 0 0 0 4-4.0 Sunday Heft-Handed R itchey— "^Right-Handed PitcfieT Rob Lynn, A 3-0 1 0 0 0 3 0-0.0 “ Brendan Cahill, D 9-0 0 0 0 0 4 4-3.0 Baseball at Northwestern Bob L e m o h ^ l innin9 '195?^ — 2 innings, 1 9 4 0 /yva|, Alston ’ Wally Stack, D 9-9 0 0 0 0 20 4-4.0 Men's tennis vs. KALAMAZOO Third Base First Base Dick Milone, 0 9-9 0 0 0 0 32 1-0.5 Kevin O'Connor, D 9-0 0 0 0 0 25 5-3.5 Monday 2 games, 1941-42 ^ Jimmie Fdxx-^ 1 game, 1936 Mike Stevens, D 7-0 0 0 0 0 3 0-0.0 [fcher No sports scheduled Jeff Salamon, D 3-0 0 0 0 0 1 0-0.0 109 games, 1925-44 Jeff Glazier, G 9-9 0 0 0 0 20 0-0.0 Tuesday NOTRE DAME 9-9 311 103 69 172 485 52-43.5 No sports scheduled OPPONNETS 9-9 322 80 39 119 413 63-54.0 Source: MacMillan Baseball Encyclopedia and SFS Research National League GOALTENDERS G-GS GA s v PCT SPG GPG East Division Jeff Glazier 9-9 80 103 .563 11.4 8.9 W L P et. Irish Baseball Art Brady 1-0 0 5 1.000 5.0 0.0 St. Louis 10 8 .556 C h icag o 9 9 .500 1 Through Monday NOTRE DAME 9-9 80 108 .574 12.0 8.9 N ew York 9 9 .500 1 BATTER GP AB R H 28 38 HR RBI 88 SO SB BA OPPONENTS 9-9 103 109 .514 12.1 11.4 M ontreal 8 10 .444 2 Pat Pesavento, SS 37 142 35 47 6 1 0 18 19 11 13 .331 P ittsburgh 7 10 .412 2.5 Dan Peltier, OF 37 132 18 44 6 0 5 32 16 10 1 .333 Philadelphia 6 13 .316 4.5 Kevin Smith, OF 14 20 6 . 8 1 0 0 3 0 2 1 .400 Face Offs: Noire Dame has won 117 of 217 (.539) W est Division Mike Moshier, 2B 34 94 13 29 4 0 1 7 12 12 5 .309 Extra Man-Scores: Notre Dame 61-19 (.311), Opponents 50-9 (.180) San Francisco 15 6 .714 Ray Szajko, IF-OF 16 37 6 11 2 0 0 2 3 7 1 .297 Cincinnati 14 6 700 .5 Clears-Fails: Notre Dame 151-68 (.689), Opponents 160-69 (.697) Scott Rogers, OF 30 95 12 22 6 3 0 14 19 22 7 .232 H ouston 12 8 .600 2.5 Pat O’Brien, C-OF 25 68 14 20 0 0 0 6 4 18 0 294 Los Angeles 11 10 524 4 Atlanta 8 11 .421 6 Tim Hutson, 1B 36 115 15 24 4 0 5 18 15 29 0 .209 Interhall Baseball ■ MISL S a n Diego 15 .286 9 Steve Skupien, 3B 34 124 22 30 5 1 3 12 14 19 5 .242 Mike Flynn, OF Last Week's Results 33 112 10 32 5 0 5 26 5 42 0 286 Eastern Division Tuesday’s Results Craig Pavlina, C 15 42 5 8 2 0 0 3 2 10 2 .190 Gold Division W L P et. GB San Francisco 6, Chicago 2 John Loughran, OF 37 121 12 24 3 0 0 ‘ 5 11 19 1 .198 x-Baltimore 32 18 .640 Winner's bracket Pittsburgh 6, Los Angeles 1 John Flanagan, OF 7 7 1 1 0 0 0 0 3 1 1 .143 x-Cleveland 31 18 .633 .5 Atlanta 7, Cincinnati 3 Don Diebel, OF 7 14 1 2 0 0 0 2 3 1 .143 Dillon over Stanford-2 x-D allas 28 22 .560 4 Montreal 7, Philadelphia 1 0 David Yawman, C 1 Loser's bracket x-Minnesota 26 24 .520 6 San Diego 5. St. Louis 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 C h icag o 23 2 7 .460 NOTRE DAME 37 149 Stanford-2 over Howard 9 Houston at New York, ppd., rain 1129 171 303 44 5 19 129 204 37 .268 The New York Express, at 3-23, folded on Feb. 17 W e d n e s d a y ’s G a m e s OPPONENTS 37 1096 194 316 52 9 21 174 149 123 61 288 Red Division San Francisco at Chicago, 1:20 Loser's bracket Los Angeles at Pittsburgh, 6:05 Left on base: Notre Dame 277, Opponents 256 Stanford-1 over Stanford-3 W estern Division Atlanta at Cincinnati, 6:35 Houston at New York, 6:35 Division championship y -T aco m a 3 3 17 .660 PITCHER GP GS CG IP H 8 8 SO R ER W L ERA x-W ichita 26 23 .531 6.5 Mike Harmon 9 1 1 20.2 17 12 12 9 5 1 2 2.18 Keenan over Stanford-1 x-Kansas City 26 24 .520 7 American League Blue Division x-San Diego 26 24 .520 7 Erik Madsen 8 0 0 17.0 27 7 6 12 9 0 1 4.76 S t. Louis 18 32 .360 15 Tom Howard 8 0 0 24.0 30 6 12 13 11 0 0 4.13 Winner's bracket East Division Los Angeles 15 35 .300 18 W L P et. GB Brian Poitrowicz 10 8 3. 54.1 59 31 25 32 27 2 6 4 47 Davanaugh-1 over Grace A y-clinched division title M ilw aukee 17 2 .895 Kevin Chenail 8 7 2 43.0 42 21 18 29 22 1 5 4,60 x-clinched playoff berth Loser's bracket New York 14 6 .700 3 .5 Robert Fitz 6 4 1 21.0 23 13 7 16 12 1 1 5.14 Pangborn over Grace A T oronto 11 8 .579 6 Mike Passilla 8 8 4 45.2 57 18 19 29 26 2 4 5.12 W ednesday's Games White Division B altim ore 9 11 .450 8.5 Tom Shaw 3 3 1 18.0 12 11 10 11 6 2 1 3.00 Dallas at Cleveland B oston 8 12 .400 9 5 John Gleeson 7 0 0 6.2 8 8 2 6 6 2 1 8.10 Winner's bracket Wichita at San Diego Detroit 7 12 .368 10 Rob Kramer 1 1 Morrissey over Dillon C leveland 7 14 .333 11 0 0 1.0 3 0 1 1 0 0 9.00 Mike Coffey 4 4 0 15.1 25 7 15 14 2 1 8.22 Loser’s bracket 9 W est Division Derk Madden 3 2 0 8.2 9 7 2 11 10 0 1 10.38 Zahm over Dillon, forfeit Interhall Lacrosse W L GB P et. Paul Mauk 5 0 0 3.1 4 6 2 10 7 0 1 18.90 M innesota 12 8 .600 Schedule NOTRE DAME 37 37 12 278.2 316 149 123 194 156 13 24 5.04 Playoff Pairings C alifornia 12 9 .571 .5 Gold Division S eattle 11 10 .524 1.5 OPPONENTS 37 37 16 286.0 303 129 204 171 138 24 13 4.34 Division championship Kansas City 8 10 .444 3 Quarterfinals T ex a s 7 11 .389 4 Saves: Notre Dame 3 (Gleeson, Harmon, Madden) Opponents 6 Dillon vs. Stanford-2 (late games) O akland 8 13 .381 4.5 Blue Division C h icag o 6 11 .353 4.5 Alumni vs. Off Campus Crime NBA Playoffs Division championship Keenan-A vs. Morrissey Tuesday's Results NHL Playoffs 3angborn vs. Cavanaugh-1 Cavanaugh and Grace receive byes Cleveland 1, Chicago 0 Toronto 5, Minnesota 1 First Round Division Finals White Division Semifinals Baltimore 3, Kansas City 0 (Best of Five) (Best-of-Seven) Division championship Texas 3, New York 1 April 30 Tuesday’s Results Tuesday’s Results Morrissey vs. Zahm California 10, Milwaukee 5 Cavanaugh vs. Alumni / Off Campus Oakland 7, Boston 1 Boston 105, Chicago 94 (Boston wins Patrick Division Crime winner Seattle 6, Detroit 4 Interhall Soccer W ednesday's Games series 3-0) NY. Islanders 2, Philadelphia 1 Grace vs. Keenan-A/Morrissey winner Chicago at Cleveland (Philadelphia leads series 3-2) Division I Minnesota at Toronto Houston 117, Portland 108 (Houston Sorin 2, Pangborn 1 Baltimore at Kansas City leads series 2-1) Championship New York at Texas Adams Division Silver Thunder over Dillon May 3 Detroit at California Seattle 117, Dallas 107 (Seattle leads Montreal 3, Quebec 2 (Montreal leads Division II Winners of the semifinal games Milwaukee at Oakland Boston at Seattle series 2-1) series 3-2) 3race-2 over Holy Cross A

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By MOLLY MAHONEY “After Jeff got hurt,” said Sports Writer Nobles, “ I knew our chances of qualifying for the NCAA’s were Senior Robert Nobles exudes slim. Even with (junior Nick) a cool confidence as he crosses Sparks and (sophomore David) the campus wearing the look of Warth running well I didn’t calm assurance that seems think we could do it without natural for a track all- Jeff.” American. This realization, along with the added responsibility of being a fifth-year senior left to Yet the friendly smile and anchor the team alone after the disarming charm that accom­ loss of Van Wie, forced Nobles pany him off the track seem to vanish beneath the intense, al­ to make some adjustments. most intimidating veneer of a “The situation has forced Rob to take on some extra determined athlete as he steps responsibilty. said Van Wie. on the track to begin a race. “But he has adjusted well. He - . - At this time last year, Nobles Robert Nobles and three teammates, senior handles the guys really well The Observer / Bob Jones and gives them a lot of sup­ Senior co-captain Robert Nobles run battles a Michigan runner Jeff Van Wie and graduates were in Oklahoma City, were port.” in the 600-meter run earlier this season. John McNelis and Jim Tyler about to record one of the five fastest times ever in the two- The road to success has been mile relay and place third at paved with many such adjust­ the NCAA Indoor Champion­ ments for Nobles, as he has to Quarterbacks flood Draft ships. deal with pressures, both aca­ It was an opportunity most demic and athletic. athletes only dream about, an Nobles was forced to sit out Associated Press tainty about his health. If he is would be a good deal for them.” event that can be considered a year because of to academic healthy, he’s our No. 1 quarter­ Then came the choice of the not only the ultimate challenge difficulties. But this did stop NEW YORK -The NFL draft back.” 6-3, 212-pound Stouffer by the to the athlete’s skill, but pos­ him from successfully respond­ became a quarterback auction Testaverde, who had already Cards, who have been trying to sibly the emotional and psycho­ ing to the challenge of complet­ Tuesday as teams seeking help signed an $8.2 million contract, deal Neil Lomax since the end logical climax of a career. For ing his academic career as at football’s most critical posi­ was one of three Miami players of last season. Stouffer had ex­ Nobles, the NCAA Champion­ business major. He now waits tion reached for question taken in the first nine picks. hibited a strong arm in training ships held this kind of impor­ to begin the university’s MBA marks in hopes of pulling an­ With the second pick overall, sessions but had ended the col­ tance. tax program that will prepare other Joe Montana or Dan Indianapolis took Cornelius lege season projected as a “The NCAA’s were like a him to be a tax professional. Fouts out of a relatively thin Bennett, the Alabama third- or fourth-rounder be­ dream come true,” said “ I’ve gained a great deal of talent pool. linebacker billed as the second cause of an inconsistent senior Nobles. “ All along I tried to be maturity from the competive- Four quarterbacks were cho­ coming of Lawrence Taylor. season. cool, calm and collected, but ness, both in the classroom and sen in the first round, the most The Colts took Bennett despite And while he moved up in the once I stepped up to the line in athletics,” said Nobles. since the talent-laden 1983 speculation they might trade or last few weeks, he was not ex­ everything seemed to blurr.” “And the religious values and draft. But only Heisman take a running back because of pected to be the sixth pick in Fortunately he recovered to friendships I’ve gained should Trophy winner Vinny Tes- the broken leg sustained by the draft. run the second leg of the really help me later in life.” taverde of Miami, taken by Randy McMillan, their best “We wouldn’t have taken record-setting two-mile relay Nobles has etched himself in Tampa Bay with the first pick, running back, in a car accident him if we didn’t think he was and earn all American status. the Notre Dame record books was considered a sure NFL last weekend. that good,” said George Boone, These honors were two of the for his performances, most star. Buffalo and Houston ex­ personnel director for St. main goals which have been the notably in the mile and two- The other three, Kelly Stouf- changed places, with the Oilers Louis, which needs help on driving force behind his nine- mile relays, but also for his suc­ fer of Colorado State, chosen throwing in their second pick defense. year track career. cess in the middle distance by St. Louis; Chris Miller of to move from eighth to third. So where does an all- races that include IC4A Oregon, taken by Atlanta, and They promptly took Things got more predictable American athlete go from qualifications in the 500 and Jim Harbaugh of Michigan, Highsmith. after that. there? When Nobles entered 800-meter runs and strong per­ taken in a shocking move by Green Bay followed by choos­ Detroit took Washington de­ the outdoor season this year, formances in the 600-meter the Chicago Bears, all had ing running back Brent Ful- fensive end Reggie Rogers; he had hopes of joining another run. serious question marks about lwood of Auburn, and then San Buffalo took Penn State combination of runners that He has also run well in this them. Diego made its deal for Banks, could qualify for the NCAA his final season, though he has Unlike recent drafts, when allowing Cleveland to take linebacker Shane Conlan; Championships and possibly not matched his personal-best offensive and defensive Junkin. Philadelphia went for Miami improve upon last year’s per­ times of previous seasons. The linemen were the hot items, “With Bennett not being defensive lineman Jerome formance. season is not over, however, as there was a higher premium on available, we rated the No. 1 Brown; and Pittsburgh passed But circumstances were not Nobles can look forward to the skill players in the four-hour, linebacker in the NFL for our up Dozier to take Purdue de­ in his favor as fellow co-captain Central Collegiates and IC4A’s. eight-minute first round. Be­ needs as Chip Banks,” San fensive back Rod Woodson, Van Wie suffered two stress “ I have no idea if this story sides the quarterbacks, three Diego Coach A1 Saunders said who had been expected to go fractures in his leg. The will have a happy ending,” said wide receivers went in the first of the 28-year-old former Pro earlier. chances of finding another Nobles, “but looking back, I round and so did six running Bowler. “I think Chip felt like New Orleans, which would magic combination of runners had my turn in the spotlight backs, including Alonzo he would like to be on the West have liked to have had Wood­ for the two-mile relay all but and I can leave knowing I ac­ son, took Brigham Young de­ Highsmith of Miami to Houston Coast. We initiated the trade vanished. complished my goals.” and D.J. Dozier of Penn State and the Browns felt like it fensive lineman Shawn Knight. to Minnesota in two of the nine deals which made the first and second rounds seem like a trade mart. a Disgruntled linebacker Chip Banks went from Cleveland to San Diego in a trade which moved the Browns from 24th to fifth in the first round and netted them linebacker Mike Junkin of Duke, whom Browns Reminder: Coach Marty Schottenheimer termed “one of the finest col­ lege linebackers I’ve ever Reminder: seen.” No one was saying that about Reminder: the quarterbacks behind Tes­ ta verde, but there were prece­ dents for taking the chances. Reminder: Fouts and Montana, two of the modern era’s most succes- ful quarterbacks, were third- round picks, Fouts by San Freshmen Orientation Executive Diego in 1973 and Montana by San Francisco in 1979. Chicago Coach Mike Ditka defended the choice of Har­ Committee Applications baugh, a projected third-or- fourth-rounder, in typically blunt fashion “There are a combination of are due TODAY in reasons,” Chicago personnel director Bill Tobin said. “Jim ’s status is one. We don’t know the Student Government office. where Jim is. There is uncer­ he Observer Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 13 Correa shuts down Yankees with 7 no-hit innings Associated Press runs on homers against Dennis Rasmussen, 2-1. Indians 1, White Sox 0 Expos 7, Phillies 1 ARLINGTON, Texas -Edwin Braves 7, Reds 3 CLEVELAND -Ken Schrom PHILADELPHIA -Floyd CINCINNATI -Rafael Correa, trying to become the tossed a four-hitter and Mel Mariners 6, Tigers 4 Youmans hit a solo homer and Ram irez went 4-for-5 and drove youngest American League SEATTLE -Ken Phelps hit Hall stroked a bases-loaded combined with Andy McGaf- in three runs, including a two- pitcher to throw a no-hitter in two solo home runs and Jim single past a drawn-in infield figan on a four-hitter Tuesday run single during a six-run the modern era, held New York Presley added a two-run homer with one out in the bottom of night as the Montreal Expos rally in the fifth inning Tuesday hitless for 7 1-3 innings until in support of Mike M organ’s the ninth inning Tuesday night beat the Philadelphia Phillies night that carried the Atlanta Willie Randolph singled Tues­ pitching as the Seattle to give the Cleveland Indians a 7-1 in a game twice delayed by Braves to a 7-3 victory over day night and the Texas Rang­ Mariners beat the Detroit 1-0 victory over the Chicago rain. Cincinnati, ending the Reds’ ers beat the Yankees 3-1. Tigers 6-4 Tuesday night. White Sox. Youmans, 1-2, allowed only four-game winning streak. Correa, pitching one day Morgan, 1-3 after his first three hits over six innings, The Braves sent 11 batters to before his 21st birthday, lost his start in eight days, allowed Padres 5, Cards 2 struck out seven and walked the plate in the fifth to over­ bid when Randolph cleanly three runs on eight hits in eight ST. LOUIS -Ed Whitson none. McGaffigan gave up one come a 2-1 deficit, with lined a 3-2 pitch to left field. innings, striking out two and pitched six strong innings and hit in the final three innings, Ramirez’s two-run single put­ Don Mattingly followed with a walking one. Edwin Nunez Steve Garvey drove in three recording his third save and ex­ ting them ahead to stay. It was double to left-center, knocking picked up his fifth save despite runs to lead the San Diego tending his streak of shutout in­ only Atlanta’s second victory in Correa out of the game. Dale allowing a run in the ninth. Padres to a 5-2 victory over the nings to 13. its last 10 games. Mohoric replaced Correa and St. Louis Cardinals Tuesday Right-hander Randy O’Neal, finished for his second save in Orioles 3, Royals 0 night. the combined two-hitter. 2-0, pitched seven-plus innings KANSAS CITY, Mo. -Mike Pirates 6, Dodgers 1 and allowed 10 hits. Pittsburgh’s Nick Maddox Boddicker threw a one-hitter Blue Jays 5, Twins 1 PITTSBURGH -Junior Ortiz was the youngest ever to pitch Tuesday night, yielding only a TORONTO -Jim Clancy drove in three runs and Mike A’s 7, Red Sox 1 a no-hitter in the m ajor sixth-inning single to Willie tossed a six-hitter and George Diaz knocked in two Tuesday OAKLAND, Calif. -Dennis leagues, accomplishing the Wilson, and Nelson Simmons Bell drove in three runs, includ­ night as the Pittsburgh Pirates Eckersley pitched six innings feat at 20 years, 10 months on had three hits as the Baltimore ing two with a homer, to power ended a four-game losing of two-hit ball in relief of Oak­ Sept. 20, 1907, against Brook­ Orioles defeated the Kansas the Toronto Blue Jays to a 5-1 streak by beating Fernando land starter Joaquin Andujar, lyn. Milwaukee’s Juan Nieves, City Royals 3-0. victory over the Minnesota Valenzuela and the Los An­ who lasted only 15 pitches in 22, pitched a no-hitter against Boddicker, 2-0, retired the Twins on Tuesday night. geles Dodgers 6-1. his first appearance of the Baltimore on April 15 this first 13 batters before hitting Pirates left-hander Bob Kip­ season, and the Athletics season. Danny Tartabull on a full count Clancy, 2-2, who had only one per, 2-2, allowed seven hits over defeated the Boston Red Sox 7-1 Correa, 1-1, held the Yankees with one out in the fifth. He then victory in his last 10 decisions seven innings for the victory, Tuesday night. hitless despite struggling with walked Bo Jackson on a full dating back to 1986, struck out working out of two-on, two-out Andujar faced four batters, his control. count, but Steve Balboni three and walked three. It was jams in the second and fourth allowing no hits, before leaving Texas, which won its fourth grounded to third and Angel Toronto’s second complete- innings. He struck out four and with stiffness in his pitching straight game, scored all of its Salazar filed out. gam e of the season. walked one. arm. Giants 6, Cubs 2 CHICAGO -Mike Krukow won his first game of the season and Jeffrey Leonard hit a two- run homer as San Francisco beat the Chicago Cubs 6-2 Tues­ day. Mania continued from page 16 Tonk Man in defeating Jake The Snake’ Roberts. Kamala, who weighs in at over 400 pounds, crushed The Snake with his patented Giant Splash, after the Honky Tonk Man intervened by whipping Roberts with the cane of Mr. Fuji, Kamala’s manager. In Savage’s victory, a Lum­ berjack Match with 12 wrestlers at ringside to throw the competitors back in when dispelled from the squared circle, Steele attempted to em­ ploy his unorthodox tactics of chewing the turnbuckles and spitting them into Savage’s face. These tactics were effec­ tive, and the match had swung his way until former referee- turned bad-guy Danny Davis leapt into, the ring and whacked Steele over the head, with what certainly appeared to be a foreign object. The outcome of the match to most fans, however, was sec­ ondary to catching a glimpse of Savage’s manager, the lovely Elizabeth. That’s about all it amounted to-a glimpse. 'o u The bodacious Elizabeth graced the ring for only a brief moment and then bid the crowd a n d ‘ta-ta,’ as she fled Steele’s slob­ bering advances and headed back to the dressing room. 3 k J o y c e Savage made more than one appearance, however, as he darted down the tunnel after . S t u d e n t wrtft Steamboat’s match with Her­ -Jinal fioduMass JrJed cules. Steamboat was declared OCC arena Jrto&y, May 1 at4JOPA entente «D. victorious by disqualification as Hercules tried to strangle -picnic to follow on Qucet beginning 6 00 oxpm. him with his tradem ark 30-foot chain. -Special presentation After Hercules departed and on behalf- of the Student 7oopu.at the official tried to help Steam­ boat to his feet, Savage entered the ring, distracted the referee - / j V e £nterta inment. and proceeded to unleash the vaunted flying elbow on his bit­ m ter rival. This episode has serious implications for mm tonight’s rumored title defense between Savage and Steam­ boat in Chicago. The Observer Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page Irish rally with 5, but fall short, 8-5 By THERESA KELLY head coach Larry Gallo, “You Sports Writer can’t afford the mistakes. We have to make the plays when The Notre Dame baseball the opportunity presents it­ team powered its way back into self.” yesterday’s game against The Irish were down, but not Purdue, but lost the momen­ out. As Chenail settled down in tum and the game because of the middle innings, the Irish a three run surge by the Boiler­ hitters came alive. Pat makers in the eighth inning. Pesavento opened the fourth The Irish fell to 13-25 on the with a single to left, and team­ season after the 8-5 loss at Jake m ate Dan Peltier followed with Kline Field. a walk. After a strikeout, Irish The Observer / David Fischer The Irish fell behind in the third baseman Steve Skupien Notre Dame’s Dan Peltier hit his sixth home Jake Kline Field. The blast tied the game al first when an error by second drilled a double to left center run of the year, a two-run shot against Purdue five, but the Boilermakers scored three more baseman Mike Moshier on a to score Pesavento. Irish in the seventh inning of Tuesday’s contest at times to down the Irish 8-5. double play attempt allowed a catcher Pat O’Brien shot a the final two runs of the game. Boilermaker runner to score single up the middle to drive in The Irish hit the ball hard in from second. the second and third Irish runs. the final innings, but could not Russell named coach Purdue extended the lead in The comeback stalled until make up the three run deficit. the third when leadoff hitter the seventh when Moshier “One ball that should’ve been Associated Press ally succeed Axelson as gen Jose Rossy hit a double over the reached first on catcher’s in­ caught, a double play we eral manager and president. head of Irish centerfielder terference. Irish teammate should’ve made, a wild pitch- SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Bill Russell, 53, who has not Scott Rogers. The Boiler­ Rogers forced Moshier at that’s three runs right there,” Russell, five times the NBA s coached in the NBA since he maker’s Jeff Allison followed second, and freshman power said Gallo. “Is Purdue a better Most Valuable Player and a left the Seattle Supersonics in with a grounder to third, and hitter Peltier followed with his team than we are? I think we player-coach of the World 1977, has a career coaching the Irish caught Rossy in a run­ sixth home run of the year, a should have beaten them. Champion Boston Celtics record of 324-249. down for the second out of the towering shot to right field, to “There’s been some pressure during the 1960s, was named Russell was named the inning. But Purdue’s Brent tie the game at five. on the kids. We haven’t come head coach Monday of the NBA s Most Valuable Player in Roach followed with a two-run The eighth inning proved to through when we needed to. We Sacramento Kings. 1958, 1961, 1962, 1963 1965, and home run off of Notre Dame be the downfall of the Irish. can only come back so many Kings managing general he was elected to the Hall of starter Kevin Chenail to in­ Chenail began to tire, walking times in a game.” partner Gregg Lukenbill and Fam e in 1974. In 1980, he was crease Purdue’s lead to 3-0. two Purdue batters and giving In addition to Peltier’s power president Joe Axelson said Rus­ selected the greatest player in A sacrifice fly in the fourth up a single by Rossy to put the hitting, catcher O’Brien had sell signed a seven-year con­ the history of the NBA by the by Purdue’s Bob Gerhard and Boilers up 6-5. Gallo brought in three hits for the Irish in the tract to serve an unspecified Professional Basketball Writ­ a wild pitch by Chenail gave relief pitcher Paul Mauk for the losing cause. number of years and eventu­ ers’ Association of America. the Boilermakers a 5-0 lead. 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3d m o w e Bugs Bunny Film Festival” Wednesday & Thursday 7:00, 9:00, 11:00 Engineering Auditorium $1 . 00 Absolutely no food or drink allowed! Sports Wednesday, April 29, 1987 - page 16 Kleine’s 2nd-round selection leads way for Irish in draft By PETE GEGEN and THERESA KELLY Sports Writers Four Notre Dame football players were taken in the first 10 rounds of the National Foot­ ball League Draft held Tues­ day in New York. Defensive tackle Wally Kleine, quarterback Steve Beuerlein, defensive tackle NFL draft - page 12 Robert Banks and tight end Joel Williams were all chosen by the eighth round. The Washington Redskins Steve Beuerlein Joel Williams drafted Kleine in the second round, trading their 24th pick pick overall in the draft. surprised everyone by picking of the round with the L.A. “We feel real fortunate that Joel Williams in the eighth Raiders to get the 20th choice Steve was available this late;” round. in that round, 48th overall. The said Dave Houghton, a spokes­ “He’s a good blocker,” said Raiders received Washington’s man for the Raiders. “ We have Chuck Connor, director of second and fifth-round selec­ a real competitive situation, player personel for the Dol­ tions in exchange for that pick. with Rusty Hilger pegged as phins. “I had a chance to talk The Redskins intend to use our starter. We know that Steve with the coaches (at Notre Kleine as an offensive lineman. really hasn’t had the ability to Dame). They feel he is a late “We’re really, really high on mature because he’s had to bloomer. He came on as a him,” said Ron Levine, a work with three offensive co­ senior. spokesman for the Redskins. ordinators. “He has great natural ability. “ We were looking for a block­ We’ve worked him out on of­ “We’ve seen that Steve plays ing tight end, one who will give fense, and he’s a good bet to well in the big games. Against us a chance to get the running make the team.” USC, Michigan, Penn State, game going. We felt good about he’s had great games. He’s his blocking.” Photo courtesy Notre Dame Sports Information Dept. The Raiders used their tough when the pressure’s on. Former Irish defensive tackle Wally Kleine will be moving to fourth-round draft pick to draft We like that quality in him.” Williams was the 210th the other side of the line of scrimmage after being drafted by Beuerlein. He was the 110th The Miami Dolphins player chosen overall. the Washington Redskins in Tuesday’s NFL Draft. ‘Macho Man’ gains revenge over ‘The Animal’ By DENNIS CORRIGAN Steamboat in World Wrestling Event, this Saturday night at match, as Hogan took a tag cause the first was won via a CHRIS MURPHY, Federation action Tuesday 10:30 p.m. from Patera and quickly disqualification, the Harts BRIAN O’GARA, night. In the evening’s showcase pinned a fatigued Hercules for retained their title because of RICK RIETBROCK, Savage, who lost the Inter­ match, the WWF’s most a three-count. a technicality in WWF by-laws. PE T E SKIKO continental title to Steamboat popular wrestler, World Heenan was declared in­ The by-law states that a title and MARTY STRASEN at Wrestlemania III in Pontiac, Heavyweight Champion Hulk eligible to fight by the doctor can only be transferred in a Sports Writers Mich., gained revenge against Hogan, teamed with ‘mystery at ringside because of a match decided by pin or sub­ both Steele and Steamboat in guest’ Ken Patera in a tag- ‘severe’ neck injury, and in­ mission. Black Tuesday, a day Randy grand fashion. Steele had team match againSt Andre the curred the wrath of the In other matches, Nikolai ‘Macho Man’ Savage will re­ recently carried off Savage’s Giant and Hercules. The match capacity crowd, who Volkov and The Iron Sheik member forever. manager, the lovely Elizabeth, was originally scheduled to pit responded with chants of were ousted by the Can-Am As will the sellout crowd at on a nationally-televised bout, Bobby The Brain’ Heenan with Weasel! Weasel!’ Connection, Rick Martel and the ACC which saw Savage bru­ while Steamboat won the title the Giant as partners. The post­ In the tag-team heavyweight Tom Zenk, while Kamala ‘The talize his opponent George The on a controversial three-count m atch flex exhibition of the title match, the British Bul­ Ugandan Headhunter’ was Animal’ Steele, as well as In­ at Wrestlemania III. Hulkster and Patera, the latter ldogs were declared the win­ aided by a disguised Honky tercontinental Heavyweight Much of the evening’s card of whom was recently released ners over The Hart Foundation Champion Ricky ‘The Dragon’ will be televised on NBC’s Main from jail, lasted longer than the on two consecutive falls, but be­ see MANIA, page 13 Rietbrock bestows honors The end of the year always causes one to look The “Steamroll Award” is awarded to the wo­ Award” goes to Digger Phelps for calling for the back and reflect on what has passed. It is the ideal men’s fencing team, which won the national cham­ stop of beer sales at college basketball games at time to hand out some awards in recognition for pionship after dominating the regular season. Marquette. the accomplishments of certain individuals. The “Local Boy Makes Good Award” has to go Donald Royal and A1 Martin get the “Bill Laim- So, without getting sappy or mushy, here are a to Anthony Johnson. The South Bend Adams High beer Memorial Basketball Player-Fighter Award” few honors that cover the past year. School star stepped up to the college level and con­ for their near-fracas in the Bookstore Champion­ The “Right Place - Wrong Time Award” goes to tributed, despite arriving with very little fanfare. ship game. Tom Fallon, who after coaching at Notre Dame for 30 years, is retiring just as the Eck Tennis Pavillion The “Rodney Dangerfield is Revered Compared becomes operable. Rick to Us Award” goes to Art Lambert’s volleyball The “Incredible Hulk Award” goes to Irish bas­ team. The Irish went 33-6, but found themselves ketball coach Digger Phelps for flexing too often Rietbrock with nothing but finals to look forward to when the NCAA Tournament rolled around. while wearing a suit. Irish Items The “Holy Amazing Story, Batman Award” has to be David Rivers’ for his strong comeback after The “We Run the Show Award” goes to both an accident cost him his life. David Rivers and Mary Gavin, who showed the The “Adopt-A-Player Award” goes to the Irish leadership the point guard spot was designed for. Steve Beuerlein receives the “Underappreciated basketball fans, who supported Gary Voce through The “This One’s for You, Gerry Award” goes to Award” for four solid years at quarterback that the rough times, and celebrated with him through the Irish soccer team for tying the University of netted him many of Notre Dame’s career passing the good. Akron, which finished the year ranked No. 2. marks, despite feeling the wrath of the fans much of that time. The “Horseshoes and Hand Grenades Award” is The “Can We Get a Shot of You Tying Your Shoes awarded to Larry Gallo and the Notre Dame Award” gets handed to Lou Holtz, who received an And speaking of fans, the “I Wish It Would Dry baseball team. The Irish have fallen on hard times, incredible amount of press, as expected, in his first Up Award” goes to The Wave, the irritating fan- especially in tight contests. year as the Irish head man. participation phenomenon that seems to visit every The “What a Great Basketball Crowd Award” to major sporting event. The “You Think You’re Busy Award” goes to Irish fans at the North Carolina game. The "Mr. Ubiquity Award” goes to Tim Brown, Steve Wenc, for handling 662 Bookstore Basketball The “What a Bunch of Hoodlums Award” to Irish who spent this spring playing Bookstore Basketball, teams, and then having to go back and censor more fans at the North Carolina game. attending spring football drills and running track. than 100 names. Whatever the case, it would be hard to deny that Whew. The “I Used to Work for the South Bend Police this has been quite a year for Notre Dame sports.