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Volume 21, Number 61 University of Central Florida/Orlando Wednesday May 17, 1989 • Felines Colbourn to grads: still free make a difference
by R. Scott Horner to frolic EDITOR IN CHIEF
by Eric Dentel President Trevor Colbourn, MANAGING EDITOR presiding over his last UCF commencement ceremony, Official UCF cat trapping urged the spring graduating efforts ended Thursday, and class to uphold high ethical the final score showed a lot standards and take risks. more effort than trapping. He asked the 411 college of Since April 17, using up to Ale photo/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE arts and sciences graduates to 15 traps, the university cap The university ended its trapping efforts last Thursday, but bring their education into the tured only six cats and one Campus Action for Animals intends to keep picking up strays. world and make a difference. kitten, according to the gradu But, he said, "little of value is • ate student who did the collect the cats were turned over to having them shipped to the accomplished without risk." ing. Hardin by dormitory resi animal shelter, where most Colbourn, who received two University officials esti dents. UCF efforts focused would probably have been put standing ovations during the mate they spent around $400 more on the wilder cats in to sleep. ceremony, will step down as on the trapping, including the outlying areas, although the CAA has coordinated get UCF president in August. Dr. salary of the graduate student, trapping was expanded to in ting the cats vaccinated and Steven Altman, president of food and incidentals. clude areas around the dormi spayed or neutered, as well as Texas A&I, will take over. Rle photo/CENTRAL FLORIDA AJTURE Student trapping efforts, tories and the police station medical care for injured fe The graduates heard Col President Trevor Colbourn at a led by Campus Action For Ani during the semester break. lines. They are now attempt boum speak of the New York graduation ten years ago. mals, had more success. Ac UCF trapping efforts began ing to find more homes for the gang of youths who went on a cording to CAA President on April 1 7. Administration cats and more money for medi "wilding" rampage ofrape and Colbourn, the country treats Heather Hardin, the group has officials worried that one of the cal expenses. The group has assault, indicted junk-bond people as a natural resource by gotten more than 90 cats off of scores of strays on campus already spent over $1000 in czar Michael Milken, pro-life giving them the best possible the campus. might become rabid. donations. Sheelah Ryan, who extremists who bum down education. He said they pay Hardin's group picked up Students and local resi won $55 million in the Florida abortion clinics and Iran-Con larger salaries to faculty and the tamer cats, mostly around dents set up a program to get tra figure Oliver North. teachers than does the US. the dormitory areas. Many of the cats adopted rather than SEE CATS PAGE 3 According to Colbourn, such "rm not saying we can misguided values and unwor- throw money at the •lgh · thy heroes poi~t to a shaky problem ... but without money LSD availability reaches n ew h future for Amenca you don't even get to first "If we are to have a future, base," Colbourn said. He said despite it all, he was by Mike Pohl been taken. The effects of one tab usually last we have to look in the mirror CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE between eight and 12 hours. and face unpleasant realities," not pessimistic about the fu A large increase in the availability of LSD Colbourn said. ture and wished the graduates The availability of LSD is increasing in the has caused the price of one tab to drop to 1978 He pointed to Switzerland east Orange County area, officials for several levels-from $5 to $2--within the last six to as a model where, according to SEE COLBOURN PAGE 3 law enforcement agencies said. nine months, several users said. Several UCF students who admit having "Manufacturing labs in the Gainesville and used the drug say they prefer it to cocaine Cocoa Beach area are causing the glut,n said one because it costs less and the high lasts longer. LSD dealer, who wished to remain nameless. Most of them said they believe more UCF stu According to The National Institute of dents are using LSD. Mental Health, there is a national trend to LSD, an illegally-manufactured psychedelic wards an increase in psychedelic drug use. drug, is generally consumed in "tabs," small A technician from the Florida Department of pieces of paper that have absorbed the drug in Law Enforcement's state crime lab said there liquid form. has been a tenfold increase in the number of LSD can cause fragmentation of genes and samples of LSD being analyzed from the east may cause "flashbacks," a re-occurence of the original LSD experience long after the drug has SEE LSD PAGE 3 Gagnon denounc;es militarization, favors disarmament
by Esta Krukin ingly, our society is becoming a militarized society, "Gorbachev has announced unilateral initiatives CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE and we're very concerned about that,n Gagnon said. to cut troops by 500,000, to cut 10,000 tanks out of "The military portion of every dollar that we pay in Europe (50% of their tank force), and to cut out 800 Bruce Gagnon, director of the Florida Coalition for taxes is now over 60 cents," including the military combat aircraft . . . He announced the closing of two Peace and Justice, spoke at UCF on April 24 to a part of the past debt, Department of Energy expendi ... plants in the Soviet Union that make uranium for small group of students and Florida residents about tures for testing nuclear weapons, veterans affairs nuclear weapons production," Gagnon said. nuclear disarmament and military spending issues. programs and other current military costs. "They are reaUy offering us a historic opportunity During the lecture, which was sponsored by the Gagnon said this year's military budget is over to meet and negotiate mutual demobilization in UCF College Young Democrats, Gagnon spoke in $300 billion, compared to just over $1 70 billion at the Europe,n an opportunity the U.S. has not yet acted favor of demobilization in Europe and against the end of the Carter administration. Gagnon said this upon, Gagnon said. militarization of space and the Strategic Defense high rate of spending is not necessary and should be Instead, he said, we are "modernizing" our weap- Initiative, or "Star Wars" programs. reduced, especially in light ofrecent unilateral Soviet "I think it's important to recognize that, increas- arms reductions. SEE GAGNON PAGE 3 SPORTS OPINION OPINION 4 •The Knights beat Rollins • The Central Florida Fu- COMICS 5 to gain their 40th baseball ture welcomes you back victory of the year ~ Take a with a new column called CLASSIFIED 6 look at the games leading Campus Commentary and up to the season's end, letters about condoms, the FEATURES 7 • plus a profile of pitching Klan and the College of ace Brian Ahern . Business. SPORTS 8
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CATS spend about $500 to test nine LSD FROM PAGE 1 kittens for feline leukemia af FROM PAGE 1 ter they were exposed to a cat carrying the disease. The tests lottery, donated $1000 to the came up negative, Hardin Orange County area. CAA last month. said. The number of samples of Hardin, who is temporarily The graduate student in illegal drugs analyzed at the keeping more than 20 of the charge of the trapping, who lab is used as an indicator by cats in her home, said, "We've does not want to be named, state officals of trends in drug run out of temporary homes; said the university should consumption . • we've run out of adoptive continue on with the project. Random drug tests gener homes, and we've run out of "I think they were success ally do not check for the pres money." ful, but they weren't carried on ence of LSD. Hardin said her group will long enough," he said. He also According to Dr. John G. continue to pick up cats at said at least four of the cats he Langdon of the UCF health UCF and pay for any necessary picked up were "quite wild," center, LSD is a very expen shots and other expenses. rather than the tamer cats sive and complex drug to test • "We'll just have to take it turned over to CAA people for. out of our pockets," Hardin According to Bill Morris, As a result, Langdon said, said. director of administrative no testing for LSD is done by Hardin said most of the cats services, the hunt has been the center. she has received have been stopped "until we evaluate if An official at the Orlando nursing mothers and kittens. there are still cats in the area." Regional Medical Center who Some of them have been Morris said botany students wished to remain anonymous dumped at UCF, and some and UCFpolice will be asked to said a person "could take a have been abused or injured. keep an eye out for cats as they dose on Friday night and we One kitten had gotten travel around the campus. probably couldn't detect it on caught in a car engine. Veteri Morris said he does not Monday morning." nary treatment cost the group expect university trapping ef Several users of the drug about $100, Hardin said. Har forts to begin again before say they feel safe taking it be din also said CAA has had to August, if at all. cause LSD is very hard to de • UCF Publle Relatlone tect. NEW DEAN The students also seem Dr. George Stevens has been named acting dean of the college COLBOURN were not as ex;citing. The only unconcerned about any of the of business administration for the coming academic year. problems there were a mal possible side effects and said FROM PAGE 1 functioning microphone at the they intend to continue to use arts and sciences ceremony the drug.
1 luck in their endeavors. and a stray mouse at the edu "I've used it over 50 times, ..------According to Colbourn, cation and engineering cere and my GPA is above 3.0," one graduation is a ritual he has mony. student, an engineering major witnessed and taken part in Overall, 1,626 degrees were said. for some 20 years. awarded. Another student said, "I.SD During those years, Col Frank Hubbard, retired helps me get in touch with the boum said, he saw a few event president of Hubbard Con child inside me, which helps ful graduations. struction, spoke to the educa me deal with the pressure of At one San Diego State tion and engineering gradu college." University graduation cere ates. The Florida Department of mony, a student removed her Charles Millican, the first Law Enforcement, Orange gown and proceeded to streak president of UCF, addressed County Sheriff's office and the around the field, CoJbourn the graduates of the colleges of UCF police plan to continue said. business administration, education efforts to combat Last week's ceremonies health, and liberal studies. increased LSD use.
GAGNON needed to power the weapons. Gagnon asked FROM PAGE 1 the audience to consider what would happen if a shuttle launch containing radioactive pluto- ons in Europe, giving short-range Lance mis nium exploded. _ siles medium-range capabilities, thereby es On the subject of Star Wars, Gagnon said sentially replacing Pershing and Cruise mis experts now say that SDI cannot be expected to siles we had pulled out to meet the INF Treaty. stop more than 30 percent of incoming missiles. According to Gagnon, the U.S. is not reduc Gagnon said "If 70 percent come through, ing the military budget but is channeling we're dead! It's a nuclear winter." According to money into other programs is because the mili Gagnon, SDI will probably only be used to tary industrial complex (MIC) is the major destroy Soviet retaliatory forces after the U.S. vehicle republicans use to create jobs. launches a first strike. HOURS: Mon.-Sat.10:00am-6:00pm Gagnon spoke of the dangers of space weap- Gagnon also advocated a policy of non-inter LOCATED IN THE UNIVERSITY SHOPPES (Across from UCF) ons, quoting Aviation Week and Space Technol vention in Central America, comparing those 1 ogy as saying 100 nuclear reactors would be nations' struggles to our own Civil War. .______..... ~~ ..... ------1· QO""...o-..r....ccr- . ..,.::1100cococc:i.=cc:icocc.ocaccc:100cooccoo~oo=cc:aocc:ic===~ooo==~~~ The · - · ·. Anorexia: JNK the ~ru~N) AMINGO thin Vintage Clot~g . Compan~, obsession Men's Formal Wear &Rentals Fear of gaining the slightest weight. Frequent .. .._""'-'"" • fasting. An obsession with dieting. Any of these symptoms could be a sign of anorexia - and a warning to get help. The kind proviQed by our Eating Disorders Program. So if you or someone you care for suffers with this problem, call us - and strike a healthy balance.
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Welcome to UCF. Or, in some cases, welcome . exPe~DaB~e back to UCF. / iNC\JB~ToR For this, the first issue of the summer semester here at The Central Florida Future, we decided not to-gripe -about the long add-drop lines, the poor selection of summer classes, the stupidity of the summer class requirement or even that most intense of issues, student apa thy. In fact, we may never write about student apathy again, if you don't care. We are not going to mention the athletic fee, student gove'rnment, our administration or the futility of trying to trap stray cats on campus. Democrats do not get balanced diet Instead we would like to discuss some of the things that will be going on here this term. On April 24, the UCF College Democrats were Firstofall, we will trytodevotemoreeditorial treated to a discussion of U.S. military involvement in space to opinions other than our own. space. The guest speaker was Bruce Gagnon. the head of a state-wide peace activist organization by the As the UCF community grows, so do the name ofFlorida Coalition for Peace and Justice. The differences in ideas out there. We would like to following are paraphrased excerpts from my conver catch some of those new ideas and provide a sation with Gagnon: means to have them presented to UCF. Bruce Gagnon- The U.S. Space Command's mis intervention. To accomplish this, we are looking for stu sion is to achieve military superiority in outerspace. KVI- How can you make this statement when your Kevin Walker- For what reason? organization supports the Marxist government of dents, faculty and administrators to write col BG-The U.S. is like any of the other great empires Nicaragua, the communist insurgents of Guatemala umn-length pieces about the burning issues of of history ... the ultimate goal is control of the world. and the Marxist guerrillas (FMLN) in El Salvador? the day or experiences they have had that would BG-The Soviet Union is making reasonable uni B~ This is an example of the people fighting interest students. You write it, and we take care lateral cuts ]n Warsaw pact forces ... the Soviets have against oppression from U.S. supported Colonialism. of editing it for content, space, etc. never intended to conquer Western Europe. The American people are fed a diet consistent with the objectives of the U.S. military industrial complex. We want things that would interest a large K'W- What ifl could read to you direct quotes from past Soviet leaders outlining plans for the invasion of I don't know about the di.et I'm being fed by the portion of our readership, so check with us Western Europe? military industrial complex but I do have an idea of beforewritinga500-wordessayonyourpet. You BG- Nothing more than saber rattling. The U.S. what Gagnon is trying to feed to the College Demo won't get paid, but you will get a chance to air government should not get involved in the internal crats. your views m a new column called Campus affairs of other nations. We should practice non- Keuin Walker is a senior marketing major Commentary. We are also looking for story topics. If you see any breaking news or know of anything that would make an interesting news or feature •FLAT CONDOM SALES college of business, I bec~me used harm black people, however, he story, let us know. to 85 degree portables and leaky believed that the violence that has We have a small staff all the time, but espe Editor: pipes in Phillips Hall classrooms. been associated with the Klan cially so over the summer. This way we hope to The low condom sales from the But as class began at 8 a. m. this was necessary, and had no appolo increase the number of areas we can cover. machines in the Wild Pizza have morning I listened attentively in gies for the violence. This violence puzzled me greatly. In an attempt bright new fancy classrooms. includes the murder of innocent • Again, we probably won't-do a feature story on to understand the reasons for this The new CEBA II building is a people. They claim to be a Chris your dog (unless it bites Student Body President I have conducted an informal sur refreshing new beginning to a tian organization, but the basis of Fred Schmidt), but we are always willing to vey of student opinions. Listed school which has a long and pros their organization is as anti- , listen to potential stones. below are their top 10 responses: perous future ahead of it. Christ as one could get. Get a grip Of course, many people out here don't care 10. Wild Pizza patrons have given I have seen in the last four years on the Ten Commandments fel up trying to get hot air out of this school not only put itselfon the las! enough about what goes on at UCF (or this machines to dry their hands. map but became an institution of The Klan seems to have a prob paper) to do anything more strenuous than just 9. Wild Pizza women have a secret higher learning which we can all lem with stereotyping black complain. We hear from these people (mostly condom stash in case they are left be proud of. people. These people think they over the phone--a letter is too much trouble) a to repopulate the earth. As a student body, we should gave the right to think that they lot. 8. Wild Pizza men have a secret rP,alize that it was us who made are of the purest race and because Now we want to hear from you. condom stash in case they get sent this possible. Our steady academic they think this, they also think of to prison. progress has supplied not only our themselves as pure, which is the 7. Wild Pizza patrons have learned new building but the accreditation farthest thing from the truth. If to just say no. of the business school as well. you would like to get into stere ~he Central Florida Future 6. One size does not fi t all. The administration, the faculty otypes, how about the three hip P.O. Box 25000, Orlmdo, Flotida 32816 5. It's hard tothink aboutsexwhen and the student body should all pies with confused looks on their Bmincaa Office (407) 275-UiOl, News Office (407) 275-2865 you're wondering why you bought take a moment to look back on the faces on the front page of Confetti? the slice of the day. hard work we have done and I wonder if they cuss very much or Editor In Chief 4. Cheap student government con admire the rewards we have all if they ever chewed tobacco? I bet A. Scott Horner doms do not include the instruc helped attain. I thank all of you for they have good jobs, like being the tions. your hard work and determination assistant supervisor of grounds at Managing Editor/ 3. Would you buy pizza in the and most of all thanks for the new a community college somewhere. News Editor Eric Dentel restroom of the Wild Condom? building... It is almost an inspira I'm sure that it's not the fault of Sports Editor Bill Foxworthy 2. Wild Pizza patrons are wanton tion in itself to attend class regu these "Klan-people" that they Features Editor Steven M. Conner sexual maniacs that don't care if larly. think the way they do. I'm sure Copy Editor Kris Feliciano they are alive next year as long as that their upbringing and other Photo Editor Angie Hyde they live tonight. Scott Connors factors play a big part in the way Production Manager Lara E. Hutchison 1. Party balloons are cheaper and Business Administration they structure their moral values. a lot more colorful. I also believe that Confetti should interview a black student organi Business Manager Scott Buss Darren Carpenter •KLAN PAN zation or some black individuals Ad Production Manager Charmaine Mendoza engineering to get their feelings towards the Classified Manager Scott Pruitt , Editor: Klan. On the whole, I believe that • PORTABLES TO PARADISE The article published in the if the Klan thinks their race, Opinions e)(pressed lrfflle Ce111ral PloridaP"'we ere those of the newspaper or lndMd· Confetti section of your paper "proto-Indo European people," is ucl columnist end not neceacrtly those of the Board of Publications, University Ad ministration. or Board of Regents. Letters to the Editor must be typed, maximum of 300 Editor: titled "The Klan, alive and well in so great and spectacular, they can wordS end Include the cutho(s signature, major end phone number. Letters ere I usually begin a semester with Central Florida" caught my atten subject to editing for grammar end space end become the copyrighted property of go back to their homeland. the newspaper. Nemes may be withheld but the newspaper reserves the right to feelings ofboredom and apprehen- tion. John Baumgardner, the Flor refuse publication of any letter. The Celllral Florida P111wrc b a free.non-profit newspa ida grand dragon of the Klan, per publbhed twice weekly during the academic year end weekly during the sion but today all that changed. Name and major summer. Being a senior enrolled in the claimed they were not trying to withheld by request
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Their synthesized, big-beat sound is formance of "I'm Not Rap-· • intoxicating, much like that of many paport!" The show will be other dance bands on the market today. held at 8 p.m. on May 23 at But Book of Love has something many of the Civic Theatre Complex those bands sadly lack - substance. Edyth Bush Stage Dona Instead oflamenting about boyfriends tions and ticket sales bene who didn't call or expressing fondness for fit the elderly and home the days of youth, the band has subtly bound served by Meals on approached the subject of AIDS as in Wheels and M.O.R.E. For "Pretty Boys and Pretty Girls"; a woman's reservations call Meals on frustration with life in a male-dominated Wheels at 425-7873. world in "Boy," and the feelings that can be generated by love with"You Make Me • FRONT242 Feel So Good." Progressive band Front Book of Love's early chapters began 242 will perform at 10 p.m. • when Ted Ottaviano and Susan Ottavi on May 23 at Visage. Doors ano (no relation) met in high school. for the show will open at 8 During Susan's days at the Philadelphia Sire Recorde p.m. Tickets are $14 in ad College of Art, she formed a partnership Book of Love (clockwise): Lauren Roselli, Ted Ottaviano, Susan Ottaviano and Jade Lee. vance and $15 the day of with drummer Jade Lee. With influences the show. Tickets are avail by Patti Smith and Madness, the two able at all TicketMaster went on to form, with Ted's assistance, you do and hopefully other people will but be entertained. locations and at the Visage - the local band Head Cheese. get it. The majority of people do." What is most appealing about Book of box office. Eventually the band changed its name The easiest perception to make about Love's stage presence is the dual level ap and rounded out their lineup with the Book of Love is that they are a band proach to their shows. The heavy messages • BRASS WORKSHOP addition of Lauren Roselli on keyboards. backing up their programmed comput that fill the tracks of Book ofLove and their Philip Farkas, internation Book of Love's songs differ from many ers, but as the Butterfinger commercial most recent release, Lullaby, are presented ally known French horn so of those performed by other dance bands says, "Oh contraire mon frere!" in songs for both the body and the mind. loist and clinician, will con because of the depth and emotion their The band is full of personality that Does the band fear the prospect ofbecom duct a brass workshop and lyrics convey. fills both their albums and their stage ing big as a result of Lullaby's success? Look clinic at 4 p. m. on May 24 in In an interview with the Scene, Jade antics. From the quirky, 60s movements what happened to U2. the Fine Arts Concert Hall Lee said, "You never know how things of Lauren Roselli to the witch hats and Susan Ottaviano said the band isn't wor on the Seminole Commu will be taken by people. Some people com plastic rats the band dons for the per ried. "As long as we keep doing what we nity College campus in pletely miss the point and say our music formance of their most recent single, want to be doing and not what other people Sanford. Dr. Farkas will is very shallow. You just have to do what "Witchcraft," the audience can't help want us to be doing we will be okay." work with selected stu dents in the afternoon ses sion and with brass en Comic gender bender comes to Mark Two semble in the evening. For additional info. call sec at by Diana Della Costa (407) 843-7001, ext. 285. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Playbill • FLORIDA SYMPHONY "Beauty is in the eye of the La cage aux Foiles The Florida Symphony Or beholder" is a well-known chestra will present, "Up, phrase to which has been Playwright: Harvey Fier Up and Away with The added, "so is evil." With this in stein Fifth Dimension," at 8 p.m. mind, audiences will have to on May 20 at the Bob Carr determine for themselves Musical Score and Lyr Pe:rform.ing Arts Centre. what they see in La Cage aux ics: Jerry Herman For ticket information, call Folles, the 1987 Tony Award any TicketMaster location. winning production now play Cast: Bryce Ward, Ron ing at the Mark Two Dinner Knight, Sean Ray, Tucker • RECORD CONVENTION Theater in Orlando. Dawkins, Mitch Andrews, The Orlando Record Con The story revolves around a Lisa Barr, Ann D. Hurst, vention will take place on' couple's love for their child. Millie Wachsman, Gary June 4 at the Howard Except this middle-aged duo Drane, Virginia Light John sons Downtown happens to be male. What Orlando, 304 W. Colonial ensues onstage is a comic "Les cagelles": James Drive. Thousands of rec drama that is both hilarious Mitchell, Keith Allen, Ste ords and compact discs will Mart{ Two Dinner Theatre and heart-warming . ven Flaa, Bob Perry, be for sale. All musical Albin and Georges run a Several members in the cast dance it up in the Mark Two Dinner Deanna Braustein, Timo styles are represented. nightclub in St. Tropez where Theater's production of the award winning La Cage aux Fol/es. thy Dey, Richard Sum Admission for the conven the featured performer is the mers tion is $2. female impersonator "Zaza," in lieu ofbeing his mother. The club routines. alias Albin. Early in Albin and prospective in-laws are in for a Behind the scenes, the audi Director: Mark Howard • LA CAGE AUX FOLLES Georges' relationship, Georges night they will never forget, ence sees the torment of a La Cage aux Folles will fathered a son who is subse and neither will audiences. child, nicely played by Mitch complete a run at the Mark quently raised in this homo The girl's father advocates Andrews, who wants to know translates into 'the place of Two Dinner Theater on sexual atmosphere. The boy is closing down establishments the where abouts ofhis biologi foolishness.' This motif or title May 21. For ticket informa wanted and loved, cared for such as the one Jean-Michel's cal mother; a father, charac reflects a theme which comes tion and showtimes, call and nurtured by Georges and 'parents' own. What follows terized by Ron Knight, who is forth in this musical. the Mark Two Dinner his lover but, like many off could happen in any normal tom between the love of his However, · despite the obvi Theater. spring, grows to resent his household - child rebelling offspring and that of his male ous sexual implications, deep parents. against parents' morals and lover; a transvestite, artisti human expression comes forth • BAY STREET PLAYERS It seems Jean-Michel wants values. cally portrayed by Bryce as the protagonist, Albin, The Bay Street Players will to get married but is afraid of The lavish costumes, se Ward, as the elder who refuses saves the day and then acci stage the recently-released losing his bride-to-be if she and quined gowns, feathers, make to be cast off like an old dish dentally ruins it at the same musical, Pump Boys and her ultra-conservative par up and wigs help the perform rag; a girl in love, well played time. Dinettes, at 8:30 p.m., May ents learn ofhis father's sexual ers to create the illusion of by Lisa Barr, who willingly Nevertheless, the outcome 26-28 and.June 1-3, at the orientation. This is the crux of being onstage in a French boite risks all for her suitor; and a is old-fashioned giving way to State Theater, Bay St., the play. de nuit. In addition, this re talented cast who not only tears, laughter and standing downtown Eustis. For Subsequently, Georges and markable cast masterfully plays more than one role, but ovations, thus proving that more information call (904) Albin agree to play it 'straight' hoofs their way through the roles of the opposite sex. beauty is truly in the "eye of 357-7777. with Albin posing as Uncle Al can-can as well as other night- La cage aux folles loosely the beholder." UCF women's crew wins national Knights beat Rollins: reach "magic number," hope for bid by Roy Fuoco their bats woke up. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE "Ahern pitched his heart out," Coach Jay Bergman said. UCF ace Brian Ahem kept "If you're going to get to him, the Knights' playoff hopes you have to get to him early." alive Sunday with a gutsy UCF only had one hit performance against Rollins through the four innings. But as UCF defeated the Tars 7-4 they jumped on the scoreboard at Alfond Stadium. in the top of the fifth inning. Rollins put the Knights' Aguarlo (2-4, 2 RBI) and playoff hopes in jeopardy with Bobby Kiser hit consecutive an 8-5 victory Saturday night. singles to drive in Latzo and But the Knights (40-20) Chuck Graham. rebounded Sunday with the The Knights continued to Biii Foxwor1hy1Cen1ral Florida Future come from behind victory. chip away at the Rollins' lead Third-baseman Randy Kotch man (number 11) connects with a pitch during Friday's home game "Coming back after being over the next two innings. against Rollins. The Knights won the Orange County Classic three games to two over the Tars. down 4-0, we haven't done that Bill O'Toole (2-4, 2 RBI) all year," Bergman said. "I homered in the sixth inning didn't know if we could come and his seventh inning single UCF breaks even on wet road.trip back." drove in Kiser to tie the game. Curtis Latzo and Carlos The win gave the three Aguarto hit RBI singles in the game series to UCF. Brandon by Bill Foxworthy Tuesday's game was rained out, forcing an seventh inning to break a 4-4 Turner picked up his fifth vic SPORTS EDITOR other double-header. The Knights took tie. tory of the year Friday night Wednesday's first game, 1-0, with Ahem re Rollins (32-22), who have when the Knights beat the The UCF baseball team split its six-game, cording the shutout. . already qualified for the Divi Tars 3-1. five-day road trip last week. The three losses did The Knights lost to the Gamecocks in the sion II playoffs, jumped out to Bergman remains confident not aid the Knights in their quest for post second game 6-3. South Carolinafirstbaseman a 4-0 lead after two innings, of a playoff berth after season play. Derick Mack hit a three-run homer in the capitalizing on some mental Sunday's triumph. The Knights played two games at Campbell bottom of the ninth inning to give the Game errors by the UCF defense. "We'll be in the tourna College and emerged with two victories. The cocks the win. "Once I got past the first ment," Bergman said. "We first, played May 5, was an 8-1 victory for UCF The Knights now have a 40-20 record and couple of innings, I felt like I wouldn't he if we had lost to in which pitcher Anthony Laszaic (4-2)recorded are hoping to receive a post-season bid to enter was in the groove," Ahern said. day." the win. UCF scored its eight runs off 11 hits. the playoffs. Rollins put two runners on If UCF earns a post-season The following day the Knights defeated the UCF dropped from the college polls near the in the first inning with bloop berth, it wi11 be in spite of poor Fighting Camels a second time by a score of 4-1. end of April and are hoping their 40 wins will singles. Consecutive two-out hitting in some big games this Pitching ace Brian Ahem upped his record to 7- still be good enough to secure a bid. doubles by Clay Bellinger and year. 5 while the offense banged out 10 hits. Florida has som~ of the fiercest competition Kurt Koehler gave the Tars "This is not a good hitting Foul weather caused the first game between in the nation. Six Florida teams, including the the early lead. team. We expected to hit bet UCF and the University of North Carolina University of Florida, University of Miami, Ahern (9-5), who won his ter," Bergman said. "Pitching Wilmington to be postponed to the next day. University of South Florida and Jacksonville fourth consecutive game, is going to get you into the UCF lost both games in the double-header. University, all of which UCF faced, were settled down and kept the tournament." Playoff berths UCF then traveled to South Carolina where ranked in the top 30 at some point in the Knights in the game until will be given out next Monday. the weather again presented problems. season. • Ace pitcher Ahern goes distance for win against Rollins .., by Bill Foxworthy in the ninth with solid pitching that sealed the game SPORTS EDITOR for the Knights. "Once I got by the first couple of innings I felt like I was in the groove," Ahern said. UCF pitcher Brian Ahern sat in the dugout after he ~ ou've got to give Brian credit," coach Jay pitched the Knights to victory over the Rollins Tars, 7- Bergman said. ''With three days rest' and in a pres 4, Sunday. sure game on the road, that means a lot." The weary right-hander rubbed his eyes while Ahern holds all-time records for both victories (23) having his elbow wrapped in ice bags and sticking two and strike-outs (267). In sunday's game he struck out more bags onto his shoulder. seven. He picked Rollins' leadoff batter, Larry Ahern threw his 11th complete game of the season Pijanowski off first in the first inning, a move that to give UCF its 40th win. For awhile, though, it looked saved a run. like the first inning might not end. The Tars singled Ahern went 9-5 this season as the Knights' top .. off Ahern's first pitch and proceeded to score three pitcher. runs that inning. But being the top pitcher meant he faced some of "One of my biggest problems has been in the first the tougher opponents on the schedule including inning," Ahern said. "I've tried getting more work in Miami, Michigan, Florida and South Florida. Ahem the bullpen before games. But sometimes you still get looked at those games the same way he would any into jams." other. "It's all the same thing. If you're ready for them you're ready," Ahern said. "You just stick to your "I hope we get a shot to go to the game plan." playoffs. We'll be a tough team to Last summer when the Knights failed to reach the playoffs, Ahern pitched in the Cape Cod League. He beat." was named a league all-star after posting a 2.46 ERA. - Brian Ahern This summer Ahern hopes the Knights' season will UCF Baseball Team Biii Foxwor1hy/Central Florida Future be extended to include the playoffs. "I hope we get a shot to go to the pl~yoffs," Ahem UCF pitcher Brian Ahern delivers the ball in a game said. ''We'll be a tough team to beat. We have three Ahern pitched4'J.fter only three full days of rest. He earlier this season. He won nine games this year. pitchers who are pitching well now.Usually only one last pitched against the University ofNorth Carolina or two players will be pitching well. Wilmington on Wednesday while the team was on a and I'm happy to be a key in it." "And when you get into tournaments, it's usually long, tiring road trip. Rollins scored again in the second inning. But as the pitcher who wins it for you." "The season is taking a toll. I think I wasn't fully time went by Ahem and company kept the Tars The Knights will learn Monday if they will be .. rested," Ahern said. "I had a problem getting loose. under control. invited to post-season play. That should give Ahem But once I got past that we made a great comeback Ahern tired in the eighth inning but came through at least a week to catch up on some rest. I