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VOLUME 27 NUMBER 28 DOCTRINE MAY 15,1989 Kormalos, Love elected to head 89-90 senate

By Holly Kozelsky caught the student body's interests Another driving force in Korma- what a group of students wanted. and concerns, Dan Allinger attributed los's campaign was a smokers' Kormalos's first plans for office By a 130 vote margin, Student the higher turnout. "There was more protest, which gained him the are to meet with administration and Senators John Kormalos and Joseph of a concern this year with [issues backing of both smokers and non- students to get an idea of the issues to Love have been voted in as Student such as] child care and parking. Also, smokers alike. Kormalos, in protest of be faced next year. But for now? Association president and vice both [Kormalos and opponent Kathy the smoking section of the Cafeteria "Take a vacation!" he laughs. president, respectively. They will Hennelly] campaigned hard and which is often considered too small to Kormalos will spend the join Dion Raymond as student showed a lot of enthusiasm." accommodate its smokers. Kormalos remainder of this semester working representative, Board of Trustees, The race was close, with Hennelly organized a group of approximately closely with Allinger to receive some and Debbi LaFave, Melody Martinez, and vice presidential running mate 50 students to smoke cigarettes in the training. Allinger is trying to help Tim Miller and Stacey Penlon as Ralph Tetta appearing to have the Cafeteria, outside of the smoking Kormalos avoid many of the senators to serve as the student edge at first. Kormalos's success is area. The protest was interrupted by problems that he has faced due to a government from commencement on attributed, in part, to his the appearance of several Public lack of advisorship in the Senate. June 6, 1989, to commencement day campaigning during the two days of Safety officials. Allinger is also currently trying to 1990. elections, rather than the week After the smokers' strike, recruit a faculty member to serve the Six hundred sixty-six students before that Hennelly and Tetta Kormalos was approached by a non- Senate as advisor. turned out to vote in the May 8 and 9 concentrated on. smoker who said that though he The present members of the Senate elections, over 200 more than partici- "That's how you get people to the would not benefit from any addition will join the future members in the pated in the 1988 elections. polls," Student Association President to the smokers' lounge, he was Old/New Senate Workshop to train "A lot more hype this year" Dan Allinger explained. impressed by Kormalos's stand for for the year ahead. Tribunes end season undefeated, number one seed By Chris Thorns victorious from this tourney but were with a 4.43 ERA. Sophomore out- Fry was assisted by the batting of a bit reprehensible because as assis- fielder Jim Wintermute backed up Stefano with a two for three outing, It is the ninth for the MCC tant Jack Christensen puts it, Robinson with great work in the out- one home , and one RBI. men's baseball team. The Tribunes "Baseball's a funny game." The re- field and hitting three out of four, a During the second game Jim head into post season play sporting a sults of this tourney were unavailable , a , and three RBIs at Wintermute three baseballs and 27-0 record, a seventh place ranking to this editor at the time of composi- the plate. Also helping out were batted in three runners. Bill Guzik in the nation, a coach with 511 wins, tion. sophomore Rocky Stefano, went two for four, hit a homer, and an undefeated starting pitching staff, The last two headers of the who hit the ball each of the three had two baserunners cross home plate and a murderers row of hitters who season were four reasons out of 27 why times he was for a home run because of his diligence with a bat. aren't afraid to spare the lumber. the Team of Champions of the People and three runs batted in; second year Freshman pitching sensation picked Over the weekend the MCC Men of of MCC were so highly placed in the man Brian Stevens by hitting two for up his sixth win with seven Spring entered the NJCAA Region III tournament. On Thursday, May 4, the four with a three run homer and four as MCC won 9-1. tournament, held in Jamestown, N.Y., Tribunes traveled to Niagara CC and RBIs; and So the Tribunes have ended their as the number one seed. Their oppo- scored 32 runs as opposed to their foe's draftee Bob Hurlbutt batted two for regular season and had an obviously nents, in order of placement, will be 0. four with two doubles and three RBIs. successful one. They outscored their 17-5 Broome CC, 15-9 Jamestown, 19- In the first game out of the two In the second game the freshmen of opponents 318-63. Batted on average 13 CCFL, 9-8-1 Hudson CC, and 10-9 sophomore Ken Robinson threw a one MCC took control as Eric Knapp .389 as opposed to their opponent's Mohawk Valley CC. The Tribunes hitter, walked two, and struck out handcuffed Niagara and Kevin .199. Wintermute led all MCC were obviously favored to emerged six, for the W to up his record to 3-0 Neenan smacked a grand slam home sluggers with a .555 average, Stevens run in the first inning. The game fell broke the two year home run record under the league's 10 run rule as MCC with 12 home runs, and Hurlbutt bat- ran the score to 15-0 after five in- ted across home plate 43 times. In the Doctrine staffs illegal drinking nings. Kevin O'Connell went pitching department, Fry was the two for two for the day with a home leader with 44 in 33 jeopardizes future of newspaper run and three RBIs. Also contributing and Cole had the lowest earned run to the victory were Kevin Harrison average. and Brian Stevens as they hit two This may be the end of the regular home runs each. By Carl Rosenfield Public Safety has so far been unable season but it looks to be the beginning to determine who purchased or On Saturday, May 6, a team from of a spectacular post season and pos- On Thursday, April 20, three Mon- brought in the alcohol and are contin- Hilbert Junior College came to MCC sibly a trip to the NJCAA World Se- roe Doctrine staff members were uing their investigation. According to and attempted to do something no one ries in Grand Junction, Colorado, on found with alcoholic beverages in the Gigliotti, those involved may face dis- else could do - beat the Tribs. Alas, May 28-June 3. They have a lot of MD office. These individuals were ap- ciplinary probation or possible our team overcame the challenge and fielding, pitching, and hitting to do won both games of a doubleheader 5-0 proached by Public Safety officers and suspension. in the meantime, but as Coach Chris- asked for their student ID, then ques- and 9-1. tensen says, "Baseball's a funny tioned individually about the incident. According to one staff member, In the first contest Brian Fry game." Questioning allegedly revealed that Gigliotti has stated that no one will be pitched a one hitter and struck out 10. two other staff members had been in- arrested in connection with the alleged ; volved in the incident before the Pub- purchase of alcohol for minors. An- • lie Safety officers arrived. All five staff other member said that Gigliotti has members were further interrogated by told those involved that, if the identity I both Public Safety investigator Martin of the individual who purchased the INSIDE THIS ISSUE... Gilmore and Ronald Gigliotti, associ- alcohol is not discovered, all of those . ate vice president of student affairs. involved will be considered suspect Most members were charged with and face the same punishment. violating either numbers 8 or 13 of the If those involved are put on proba- Unknown Comic revealed 2 * Student Conduct Codes. These num- tion or suspended from school their bers designate the possession or con- involvement with the Monroe Doc- Lady Tribs end good year 3 sumption of alcoholic beverages on trine would be terminated, though one . campus, and performing any action member of the staff stated that that breaks any law of New York state, Gigliotti may look into a way for some Golfers advance to nationals 4 Monroe county, or the town of to still contribute to the publication if Brighton. probation was implemented. 2. Monroe Doctrine. May ID, nyoa.

FEATURES MONROE DOCTRTPil Newman becomes known comic on campus

This stand-up hour filled with laughs and did not laugh. Not by any fault of pitted Lima native (something which similar between Yoko Ono and h By Chris Thorns Caputo's - you can't laugh too well Ethiopians. Answer was, "They *r he didn't seem proud of) Dirck Van when you're stuffing your face. Voorhis, the robust Jim Caputo, and both living off dead Beatles." You're hungry. You decide to take Then vice presidential candidate, Yes, you guessed it, Mr. Newmai a trip down to Building 3, past the Jeff Newman (or lovingly referred to Sir El Ralphio, the Farceur of Fan- as "Poppy") against each other since emerged victorious on the night as th S.A. hall, past the Bookstore, around tastics (as he likes to be called), did his crowd overwhelmingly applauded hi the corner and into the Forum. You they were the finalists (this is usually now famous tragedy of Julius Caesar what happens sports fans). win. Jeff Newman, 1989 MC( move graciously through the crowded in one act bit of comedy to fill space. Unknown Comedian (he would hav area of conversation and enter into an Van Voorhis was first to address One interesting line from the joke that to be good, he beat me didn't he). Mi aroma of food. Ah, success. You order the audience and asked if any of them related to Mark Anthony and his love, Newman was appearing on stage i up some grub and pay for it most had ever inadvertently arrived in the Egyptian Queen Cleopatra, was Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club in Rochestei halfheartedly. With chow in hand, you Lima. When a small contingency (this is Ralph talking), "Relations are another prize of the contest, as thi glide over to a table and plow into answered up he doubted it, because ill with the queen for she is on her article was being written oi your food with diligence and he observed that anyone who had ever pyramid." You figure. The humorous Wednesday, May 4, so it could not b overbearing. It is then you notice a been to Lima would never openly ad- storyline ended up in a rendition of reported on, but it can be assured h rather unusual looking man setting up mit it in public. Guns and Roses #1 hit tune (which knocked them dead (especially if the a mike on center stage of this arena Van Voorhis further contemplated goes well with a radio station program didn't laugh). with the idea of speaking into it. He the fact that he attended a riot in director) Sweet Child of Mine. Van Voorhis and Caputo have ap prepares himself and begins. England the other day and a soccer The master of ceremonies and peared alone on stage at Yuk Yuk' "Hi there MCC Forumities, I'm game broke out. Dirck then joked other assorted small countries then before and have made them yuk it up Ralph Tetta and I am here to welcome around with the subjects of car nuts, introduced the final comedian vying An interesting surprise occurred a you to the finals of the first annual or gear heads, big-boned women, and for the prize of dinner for two at an club owner Eric Neusbaum had thi MCC Unknown Comedian Contest," non-audience participation, but fell undisclosed restaurant, Jeff Newman. original Unknown Comic from Gonj he says with a smile. victim to our Forumite, which was Newman, or as he is popularly Show fame (who he is I don't know Ah yes. The Unknown Comedian introduced in the first paragraph. nicknamed, Jeff, began with a couple that's why they call him the Unknowi Hour. You remember this contest from He had some good material but of jokes which were funny, but Comic) called the two MCC yukster last time. You prepare your meanest unfortunately the frenzied Forum seemed to be destined for the same to wish them great success. looking scowl and a few heckles as fellowship would not allow them- fate as the previous two contestants, After the final contest Jeff Newmai you settle down for an hour of pure, selves to be swayed into laughter by the dumper. Then a miracle commented, "It was fun to do and I'n unequivocal disruption. After all, it good jokes. happened, yes, right here at MCC, the glad the crowd laughed." When aske< was fun the last time and you did get Next, to attempt to belabor the crowd laughed, no roared at a joke if he would pursue a career in corned1 a free prophylactic out of it. point, was communications man (as told by a competitor for the U.C.H. he said, "Only as long as I can keej On Monday, April 24, the Un- he is known in the superhero world) What was the source of this unprece- telling jokes about my mother." known Comedian Hour ended its four Jim Caputo. Caputo got a couple of dented event but a selection of The event organizers were, a: week stint. As master of ceremonies, laughs (as did Van Voorhis) especially upcoming albums to be aired on MCC usual, SAPB Arts Committee Chair WMCC Program Director Ralph Tetta with his new Olympic event, Remote in the future as reported by Poppy person Kathy Hennelly and WMCC presented a showdown for the slightly Control Apprentice Couch Potatoeing, (oh sorry, that's Jeff). A few selections Program Director Ralph Tetta. Thta tilted Unknown Comedian crown. but the hellatious hecklers did not rest which you might find interesting are two gained some respect for the effor (all righto rcocrvcd by "Poppy de la tney punnTo the contest and eacl Soccer team sponsors Bowl-a-thon Skunk Incorporated") that Amy Grant commented about it. Kathy said and Ozzy Osbourne are to put out an "Running the contest was a ven By Chris Thorns and first time nationals competitor album together. The name of that interesting experience and next yea Andrews College from the state of album is Heaven and Hell and the title we hope to expand on it." She added On May 11 and 12 the MCC men's Georgia. song will be Christ Don't Bite Off My "I want to add that Ralph did a grea soccer team sponsored a bowl-a-thon The cost of the excursion is about Head. job, OK Chris." (Oh, by the way, tha to raise money to attend a conse- $4,600 which includes bus fare, meals Yes, laughter, it was unbelievable, last quote was an addition.) quential tournament. The tournament and lodging. "Last year the women's and that was not the end of it. Donny The jovial Ralph wrote on mj will take place next semester on soccer team went to such a tourney Osmond and Roy Orbison received notebook that, "Trying to do corned) September 8-10 and it is vital for the and slept on the floor," stated Coach plugs but the big laugh of the night while people are eating is only slightlj Tribunes to get a kick out of it. Mancarella. He added, "It is very was when Jeff gave the title and top more challenging than bathing a Head Coach Joe Mancarella has important that we go to Bavaro. I plan tune of Debbie Gibson and Jerry Lee puma." He also added, but not so been diligently training his team with to definitely be there." Lewis' album as (and I quote) You 're boisterously, "I really enjoyed the the use of such tourneys so the already Soccer player Joe Giuliano stated, Ten Years Too Old For Me with Out of opportunity to be ridiculed in front ol impressive team, who use their feet "It is nice to see that my old team- the Blue Balls of Fire. a roomful of close friends. I will do il when competing as well as their mates might have the possibility of The uncontrolled laughter did not next year." heads, will be extra prepared for next going to North Carolina." He also said, stop there as he kept them laughing So, the Unknown Comedy Hour semester's soccer season. "I will do anything to help out" as he throughout the schtick. Another "good comes to a close, thank God, my fin- Three other teams will be in vying participated in the event but will not one" was a joke about what was gers hurt from all this writing. for the tournament victory which be in the tourney. takes place at Bavaro College in North Teammate Vic Ingrassia echoed his Carolina. The teams are Bavaro, 16th fellow footballer's comment by saying, in the nation after last year's season; "Playing nationally ranked teams fifth ranked Triton College of Illinois; outside of New York is great Monroe experience for the players." DOCTKUNTE Editor-in-Chief Holly Kozelsky SCHOOL'S OUT COOKOUT Faculty Advisor Douglas Brooks News Editor Tracy Morath Wednesday, May 17 Features Editor Ken Dennis 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Photography Editor Dion Raymond Sports Editor Chris Thorns Outside the Forum Entertainment Editor Carl Rosenfield Production Scott Coons Hots Business Manager ./ Advertising Manager Jim Weaver Typesetter L^a Bryce Burgers Staff Writers Gregory Bacon, Shawn Folger, Ralph Tetta, Production Tina Brienza 50c Soda with Mug Photography Staff Jeffrey Cook, John Haines, (while supplies last) Reggie Dyche, Bob Murray Sponsored by Student Association Senate The Monroe Doctrine is published every Monday by the students at Monroe Community Coltege. The opinions expressed in the MD are not necessarily those of the administration, student body or faculty. Columnists' expressed opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the MD. The Monroe Doctrine CAR SMASH Monroe Community College 1000 E. Henrietta Road, Rochester, NY 14623 Sponsored by WMCC-DECA 424-5200, ext. 2540 - Building 3, Room 104 Monroe Doctrine. May 15,1989. 3. SPORTS MOKTROE DOCTHINE Lady Tribs set record for triumphs tournament over the weekend at Erie By Chris Thorns of the .300 average mark were Kelly the W by throwing a two hitter and Farquhar, Peggy Colwell, Chris striking out four enemy batters. She Community College. The competition is pretty tough as the teams above In keeping with the Monroe Amidon and Leanne Henner. subsequently improved her season In the defense department, com- record to 3-2. Ouderkirk was sup- MCC are 17-3 Hilbert, 18-1 Community College heritage of Herkimer, 20-5 ECC, and #1 seed 25-6 playing athletic contests on diamond monly referred to as fielding, the ported in runs across home piate by shaped fields, and winning in gen- entire group of sleek looking ladies the entire team but most noticeably Onondaga CC, who is ranked 15th in eral, the local women's softball team shined. was freshman second baseperson the country. broke a record, set last year, for most Evidence of these achievements Tammy Allocco, who tallied two The Lady Tribunes have per- victories in a season. can be seen in their Saturday, May 6, hits, two runs batted in, and scored formed gallantly all season and are a The Lady Tribunes ended their double-header contest against the three runs. shining example of the MCC sports 1989 season with 16 W's in the tradi- Community College of the Finger An interesting dual statistic given teams. They should have done well tionally right-hand column as op- Lakes. by head Coach Murph Shapiro was at the regionals (if not won the whole posed to 1988's 15, and this feat was Ace underhanded hurler Newman that the multi sports personalities ball of rubber) but unfortunately this mostly due to an admirable team threw a no run, no hit shutout, her (they play soccer and basketball article was written before the tourney effort. first of the year, and sophomore also), Cathy and Theresa Nietopski, and came out after the fact. My Sophomore fireballer Bridgette shortstop Lori Pedulo hit the softball each hit two softballs for two RBIs typing hand is raised in salute of the Newman, who also possesses a deli- four out of four times for a triple, a and scored two runs in the dou- MCC women's softball Lady Tribunes. cate touch, led all with a 10 single, and two doubles. Newman bleheader. If you think it's unusual Have a nice summer. win-0 loss overall record, five contributed to her victory with seven for two sisters to be playing on the shutouts for the season, and a total of fielding outs, and her partner behind same team for a two-year college, BECKY'S TYPING SERVICE three earned runs over 52 innings of home plate, catcher Chris Amidon, well that can be explained by the Resumes, term papers, reports, play. belted a home run. fact that they are twins. forms, etc. In the hitting department, sopho- The Lady Tribunes continued their All of these spectacularly • Reasonable rates, fast, reliable more Cathy Nietopski led the domination of CCFL as they won the squelchy performances on the playing • 10 years experience pulpous team with a .364 batting av- nightcap game 13-0. Starting field of McAvoy Park transcribe to a • Graduate of Bryant & Stratton erage. Also hitting over the pinnacle Rene Ouderkirk went the distance for fifth place seeding in the regional Call 254-6595 Gagliano, Kiel advance to nationals

By Chris Thorns members of the All Region III Team, that Gagliano had the tourney won if General are to join the BCC team for a trip to it was not for Devel's surprising 73 on Cinema "Four!" That is what a golfer yells Norfolk, Nebraska, to compete in the the final day of play. Choromanski down a fairway to clear it for his nationals on June 5-9. At the same just missed the cutoff for the nation- drive and is also how many MCC time former MCC Tribune Jeff Sluman als by one shot. men's golf team members teed-off for is to be inducted into the Junior Col- For the past two years the MCC Midnight Movie the Region III Championships at lege Golf Hall of Fame, an honor team had placed third and Coach Madness Broome Community College from shared by fellow pro-golfer Fuzzy Roche and Company set realistic Sunday, May 7, to Monday, May 8. Zoollor goaia tor a first or occorid tkia ycai, The unksters were Scott Gagliano, In retrospect on the regionals, and they obviously came through in Mike Kiel, John Choromanski and head Coach Hal Roche commented on the swamp that was the Broome CC Steve Boldt. the fact that the victorious Broome home golf course. Call in advance These little white ball chasers team choked. On the first day they In Coach Roche's estimation for movie listing combined for a two-day total of 641 averaged in the 80s but on Monday Gagliano and Kiel are "number two points and a second place finish be- they and number three in Region III." hind nemesis Broome CC's 636. had scores of 83, 87 and 89 as The MCC golf team had a Valid coupon Gagliano also settled for a second, opposed to Gagliano's 75, Kiel's 77, remarkable year as they overcame Admission $4.00 behind Broome medalist Mike Devel, Choromanski's 80, and Boldt's 84 for the adversity of terrible playing $3.00 with coupon with an impressive tally of 154, Kiel 18 holes. "The home team usually conditions, a cancelled home invita- was third with a 159, Choromanski has a 10 stroke advantage each day," tional, and being somewhat amphi- had a 159 and 16th overall, and the coach stated. He also reported on bological in the eyes of MCC. I take Marketplace Cinema Boldt showed 171 points on his score 3400 West Henrietta Rd. the fact that the greens were soaked off my golf cap to the team and Coach Rochester, NY 14623 card after the 36 dreary holes were and the golfers had to chip over wa- Roche and wish them continued suc- (716)272-1470 played out. ter sometimes. cess at the nationals and in the fu- The season doesn't end at Broome, Coach Roche told this reporter ture, as you should. though, as Gagliano and Kiel, two ST. BONAVENTURE SUMMER JOBS Register Now UNIVERSITY V Average $5/hour Offers Attractive Opportunities For Factory/Office •••EAGLE ••• TRANSFER STUDENTS TEMPORARY SERVICE • Special Transfer Scholarships and other financial assistance Pittsford • Guaranteed on-campus housing 3380 Monroe Ave. (opp. Pittsford Plaza) • Progams in Business Administration, Arts and Sciences, 385-1250 and Education

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