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By Jon Jenkins S taff at the federal government's Student Job Centre on Main St. By Kei Ebata the workshop was a valuable perceptions I have, how correct are were also sounding a more positive ason Chaikosky is confident experience. they?" he said. "Critical thinking he's found a cure for the note than last year. anted: media that's "It made me realize that before I is something we have to cultivate." j summertime blues. The Centre, which opens the first sensitive to go into a situation where I know Martin would like to see The first year Business Monday each May and runs multiculturalism. I'll be dealing with another culture everyone getting some generic Administration student has already through August, attracts hundreds First year Creative I'll have to do some research," said cross-cultural training, especially lined up his summer job. of students. Communications students Julie Haywood. "I would like more instructors, as they nurture "It's part-time, but I'll get more "Traditionally, they start lining participated in a three-hour cross- training—specific to a culture I multicultural sensitivity in the hours when people go on holidays," up Sunday morning," said cultural training workshop led by know I'll be working with." classroom. he said. coordinator Doris Sackmann. Barbara Dixon on April 21. "There's a lot to think about—a "You bring in resource people "Next year's tuition won't be a "We see eigh t to ten peopleevery This type of generic cross- lot to take away from your for extra culture-specific training. problem for me." 15 minutes. We should see about cultural training may be introduced workshop," said Jon Jenkins. "I You need more than three hours." Chaikosky, though, is one of the 240-250 people today. There is in other programs at the college. was glad she talked about testing Tracie Roath, another participant lucky ones. The recession is still considerably less people this year." But for the Cre.Comm. students, your assumptions about what you of the April 21 workshop agrees very much an economic reality for Sackmann said besides a slight Dixon chose to discuss some topics believe to be true." with Martin's proposal that the Canadian students. increase in federal funding, there that would relate to the That is essentially the training training be incorporated into the Marcel Auriti, another first year appears to be at least as many jobs communications field, such as the that Francis Martin, Director of cirriculum. Business Administration student, available this summer as there was effects of certain colors in Academic Support Services at "The training is needed, but I has a summer job, too, but it may last summer. advertisements, and the variable RRCC, would like to see all don't think thct it's something you not do him much good. "We have as many positions meanings of gestures made by an students recicving. should be taking separately. I think "It all depends," he said. "Is more students should be going through the employment centre doors this year. available as we did last year. The interviewee. "What we have to have is the it should be integrated into the tuition going up?" Norma Restall is a counsellor at last year's," she said. "Last month "Employers are more aware of deadline for employers to apply Participants generally felt that ability to say: these are the course." Martin: "Critical thinking has to be cultivated." "I probably won't have enough Red River Community College's we were quite active." us, the government and their for the Career Start program was for tuition, to be perfectly honest Job Centre, and she feels this year's Restall attributed the increase in departments are more aware of us. Friday, so when those jobs are with you," he said. "It all depends job market is slightly better than student traffic through the Job We're really in a growing phase. approved, we should have more." on the price of books and last year's. Centre to more staffing, computer Next year we'll be bigger and everything." "Our activity is increasing from equipment and advertising. better." RRCC student Cultural differences alleges assault often misinterpreted By Kenton Larsen "The driver has been Political apathy at RRCC questioned, and disciplinary Red River Community action is being considered. College student has However, it is not the practice of alleged he was assaulted Winnipeg Transit to divulge the importance on employers language, stress and intonation can last Tuesday by a City of results of the considerations," By Melodie Richard conducting job interviews. greatly change the meaning of a Winnipeg Transit driver on said Iafolla. "In many countries, averting few words." But who could care less:students or candidates? school property. Iafolla wouldn't rule out the or some Canadians white is someone's eyes is a sign of respect. Dixon also targets the media for First-year Creative possibility of charging Tonic the color of mourning, Many interpret this action to be perpetuating stereotypes and Communications studentJeremy with theft. F shaking your head up and Torrie, 20, said he was attacked "We have two witnesses from down means "no" and a that of a liar, or someone with lacking knowledge of the diversity around 5 p.m. by a driver who that particular bus who say they comfortable distance for something to hide." concept. By Rene Hering out of 25, 000+ students or 13.5 per The official candidates for the The first to apply for nomination candidates from all areas of the suspected him of taking an are able to identify the person conversation is feeling the breath Dixon believes although no one "They lack objectivity. Everyday cent theyear before. Red River Students' Association in the race for vice-president of college and make them more visible interior ad off the bus. who took the ad," said Iafolla. of the engager. can become an expert on every you read in the paper `Aboriginal' hat me - vote? "Last year a lot of incumbents executive elections are Gord student affairs was Donna Lee and accountable," he said. "We'll "He followed me into the Tonie denies removing the ad These are only a few of the tips culture, employers must be does this, or 'Vietnamese' does WIt is no secret that students ran so students decided to maintain Fardoe for president, Robert Scott Davies but she is technically not a be looking for more opportunities school," said Torrie. "When I from the bus, although he admits theat Barbara Dixon, the manager prepared to spend time making sure that, but you never read a headline are generally apathetic the status quo," said Michelle Hodgson for vice-president of candidate since she has not been to get students involved in different got to my locker, he knocked me he's done it before. of the Centre for Intercultural two-way communication is that says 'White Anglo-Saxon'". occurring by taking into account "The media even uses the term toward their student organizations Paquett, managing editor of The finance, and Dave Hackbart for interviewed by the elections aspects of the SA." to the ground and when I got up, "Even if I did do it, that's no Development, gives on her lectures 'ethnic' inappropriately.Everyone but Red River students seem to be Manitoban. vice-president of student affairs. committee. Vice-president of finance threw me against the locker." excuse to attack me, " he said. and workshops throughout the cultural context. "Often we judge those of a is ethnic, but to look at the media more apathetic than most. Students at Red River are not All candidates are Business Dave Hackbart was unavailable candidate Robert Scott Hodgson The driver allegedly rifled Torrie has not filed a Winnipeg. different culture by how close they one would think only those of color According to Projector statistics only reluctant to vote but also Administration students. for comment. said Red River students are through Torrie's bag and complaint with the Winnipeg "One out of every five Canadians are to the dominant culture. The are ethnic" 316 students voted during last reluctant to get involved as student Andrew Stambrook withdrew Current SA president Gord apathetic because they see the SA followed him to a stairwell where police. was born outside the country, and During her workshops Dixon year's executive elections out of politicians. his nomination for vice-president Fardoe said students aren't as as unapproachable. he threw him down three more "I want to see if Winnipeg culture is the framework for making closer they come, the more comfortable we feel-but this can goes through a series of exercises some 6, 000 eligible voters. The University of Manitoba of student affairs just before press involved as they should be, but "The SA needs to be more times. Transit is going to do anything sense of the world around us," said no way determine intelligence and showing that perceptions are That's approximately 5.3 per boasted eight slates of pre s iden ti al- time citing time restraints due to a voter turnout at Red River is not supportive. Students are scared to Tonic said the driver fled about it first," he said. Dixon. selective, learned, consistent and cent. vice-presidential candidates this heavy course load. unusual for universities and get involved," he said. "I think it is when an unidentified student Tonic said the incident has "Those who are part of the ability in their field." She also warns employers on culturally determined. At the University of Manitoba year. "I don't feel I can put a lot of colleges. very important to get students happened upon the scene. left him shaken. dominant culture must be aware of use of colloquialism and listen to "Everyone has stereotypes, you this year 4, 698 out of 25, 800 All executive positions this year positive energy toward the "Most colleges and universities involved." Transit spokesman :Nick "When I take a bus now, I'm cross-cultural misconception and substance in what is said, rather do andI do. Diversity concepts and students or 18.2 per cent voted for at Red River will go uncontested, position," said S tambrook. "I don't fall between five and 15 per cent," Campaign speeches will take Iafolla said Winnipeg Transit is afraid it'll be the same guy misinterpretation." than style. practices must be built into our executive elections. but each candidate must still pass a think I could do a good job of it said Fardoe. place tommorrow and voting "very concerned" about the driving," he said. Dixon, who also works on "It takes an average of ten years institutions." This is an increase from 3, 378 yes-no vote. right now." "I would like to actively seek begins Wednesday. imident. ethicating the justice system on cultural diversity, stresses the to learn a new language. In The Projector May 10, 1993 The Projector, May 10, 1993 Summer Not Always Sunny The Rat Race Awaits Finding A Job Comes First could lead to employment after nother school There are. Really! ummer time means many already sounding like a cynical graduation (if you're a cook, year winds down, I've seen them in the paper. things to many people. ode to the economy as penned by McDonald's doesn't count), in A spring is in the air, I spent last September S When I first heard that The Grinch Who Stole Summer, 1993 the emphasis on simply the Red River academic year the reality is that things are a lot and summer vacation is just amazed by this reality. GETTING A JOB is likely to By Jennifer Still didn't wind up until some time tougher out there this year and, around the corner... . Being qualified for jobs is decrease the amount of students in June, I can recall longing for because Red River students wind Time to relax, sit outside, a new experience for me. getting career-related experience the old University of Manitoba up courses later than those who drink beer and sleep in, right? I'm not knocking Do you have a summer job fined up in over the break. days, when the summer of 1988 attend university, our disadvantage Wrong! reading this column is qualified chosen field? Government programs such as university programs. represented four whole months For this reason, I've been straying on the summer job market is The time has come to jump for. Doctors, pharmacists, and heightened. Career Start and Career Focus of summer jobs, partying and towards the notion of skipping into the rat race against our So who finally got the job? , ah, philosophers are very summer holidays altogether. Though the pressure to GET A improvethe situation by partially Damon Martin lots of sunshine. will and join the already large Someone with a master's useful. Now before you get the urge to JOB may be less for those who subsidizing employers who (Business "What kind of a summer is pack of school-free university degree in dialing? Or a But with tuitions and the two and a half months?" I can mail me an exploding bcachball or reside with parents, employment choose to hire students for career- Administration): recall thinking. "That's hardly hit me over the head with a rubber is crucial to students who live on related work, but the impact of students fighting over the few doctorate in telephone manners, cost of living steadily and enough time to go to the beach!" chicken, consider some of the their own and survive with the help these programs is limited. During available jobs like stray dogs with a specialty in phone books? steeply rising, you have to "No time: too busy. Due to In retrospect, had I been aware reactions that may await RRCC of student loans. For student aid a recessionary period in which on a lone beef bone. I listen wistfully when my have generous parents or be the stress load that of what the student job market students as the job-hunt clock ticks recipients, summer unemployment businesses are cutting costs, Last weekend several parents tell me how they got independently wealthy to accompanies my education, would be like this summer, on in the weeks ahead. not only represents hardship until hiring a student is not a luxury university students lined up married, bought a house, and afford a university education, I haven't found enough time suntanning would have been the "Hire you for the summer? We the fall, it also has a major impact many companies can afford over the weekend in order to had children on a shoestring knowing them is no more to look for a job. The (even ata whopping three dollars last thing on my mind. just laid off three on finances during the entire have first crack at jobs and budget, with no specialized than a $6/hour job waiting entrepreneur practicum per hour). It was easier to think about the people!"...tick...tick...tick... "I upcoming academic year. interviews. Anxiety, line ups training. for you. takes up my time. You live, appreciate your interest in a job, Consequently, the weather In 1993, the joy of summer beach five years ago, when most and competition are suffered My father worked his way up In a utopian society, sleep and breathe it? of my friends and I stumbled but we went out of business last forecast for many students may be cannot simply be characterized for jobs that are, how shall I in the company he worked for. perhaps the enlightenment Kevin King upon summer jobs with ease. month!" ...tick... tick... tick... "1 far from sunny. by fun in the sun. Today, however, with realize you worked for us last In addition to increasing the Nowadays, the joy of summer say it, dull. Now you can't even walk into gained attaining a B.A. and (Creative employment opportunities summer, but we just can't afford stress of job hunting, the abysmal means having a job to go back to I recently applied for a job 7-11 without a bachelor of arts the practicality of a college Communications): scarce and the company I worked you this year." _tick... tick... tick... economic climate may lead many when the weekend at the beach is under the federal degree. course would be combined for that summer already out of "A job? Sorry, we hired a U of M of us towards jobs that are anything Over. COSEP(Career Oriented I am one of those people that in one economical, soul- "Yes. I already have a full- business, summer holidays seem student last month." ...tick ... tick but educational or worthwhile. Summer Employment have a B.A. and returned to satisfying package. time job. Without the more like a burden than ... Though some will strike gold and Program) program. Out of 80 school at Red River Community But until that day comes, experience I gained at Red something to look forward to. While, granted, this editorial is find work in a chosen field that Jason Beck applications, I and a few in College in order to learn some we'll be well-practised River, I never would have my class were asked for practical skills and find a job I filling out the Canada been able to get this job. Now I can start paying off interviews, all of us having at can live with. Student Loan forms and my student loan." least four years of post For the most part, I enjoy the grovelling to relatives in Crime secondary education, to be a program I am in (don't quote order to be "qualified". FAIR glorified telephone clerk. me on that), and, there are jobs (Business COMMENT This is a job that everyone in my field when I graduate! Administration):... - Yes. My job is related to Stoppers what I've been working on. I BY SYD a GOPHER want to go into the Red River Community College marketing field and this job David Letterman's Top Ten summer jobs in Computer Theft Watch for offers the organization skills Hell. I' need." 10. Intestine adjuster. the Sometime between April 8, 1993 at 4 p.m. and It's a Fact ... Elaine Kells April 13 at 7:30 p.m. (Easter Week-End) the Rich people will travel great distances at great expense to stand and look at poor people. 9. Professional bowler chaperone. (Hotel And Restaurant Nursing Learning Centre, Room AB22, was Projector's Administration): entered by unknown means. P. 8. Pit bull tickler. "Yes. I have a full-time job at The following equipment was stolen: 7. Rex Reed's living chair. next issue the Holiday Inn Crown Plaza. I Worked there during 6. Cleveland Indians ticket scalper. - Sony VCR, model number SLM 77. my second work term and I on just stayed on I've been - Pioneeer Laser Disc, model number LD-V8006. 5. Personal scratcher to Mr Ed Asner. - Pioneer Laser Disc Player. there for a year-and-a-hall." 4. Understudy to big Kool—Aid pitcher. September - Code-A-Phone Answering Machine. Stefan Engelhard 3. Hornet groomer. (Business The total theft was over $7100.00. 7. Administration) 2. Staff psychologist, Islamic Jihad. If you have any information which may assist in " I have another job not solving this crime, contact the security manager, E. 1. Human axle, Raymond Burr's' car. Congrats related to my field. I'm in a Marion at 632-2323. If you wish to remain r. co-op program and I've anonymous, call Crime Stoppers at 786-TIPS to this applied for 10 different jobs. (That's 786-8477). So far there's no luck yet. Jobs are tight." Source: The "Late Night with David Letterman" book of year's If your information solves this crime, you could be Top Ten Lists. By David Letterman and the "Late Night eligible for a cash award of up to $2000. Crime with David Letterman" writers. Stoppers pays cash for information on any grads! unsolved crime. The Projector, May_10% 1991 The Projectori.May 10, 1993. 6 Tina Turner Contest 3 Lucky Projector Readers Will Win A Pair Of Students' Tickets To The Tina Turner-Lindsey Buckingham Association does Concert On Friday, June 18. Just Fill In An Entry Ballot And Drop It Off At The some 'spring Gym proposes SA Office (Room DM20) By 10 a.m. On Friday, May cleaning' user fees 14. changes were made with the future has not been eliminated," Scaletta By James Ham Sources at the gym suggest To Do By Dan Kenning a pay-per-use system may Nothing in mind. said. that Just For The Record: Love Has "It will be absorbed by all three be the way to go citing free n the true form of Spring "These positions will ensurethat f you want to play you executives. We'll also be looking might have to pay. towel service, showers, lockers cleaning, the Red River things are handled better in the at other resources," he said, adding Community College future," Scaletta said. I A proposal is being put and equipment the gym With It... Name: I that the SA plans to hire college forward that would see a "user provides. Students' Association is sweeping The new SA executive will students to help with promotions. The new system would offset away some old positions to consist of three positions: pay" system put in place for the "The changes were made to Course: implement some new ones. President, Vice President Student athletic facilities under the new the costs of operating the gym recognize the fact that the and generate money for possible Gone are the positions of Affairs, and Vice President board governance. Phone Number: executives need more hours for all At present, any revenues renovations. Treasurer and Public Relations Finance. the committees they're required to There has been no real The current Vice President's generated by the facilities go into "Name the 1984 comeback director. However, they will sit on" Scaletta said. Skill Testing Question: resurface next year in two new duties will be taken up by the new a general school fund, but if this upgrades made to the gym album that spawned Tina Turner's hit single What's Love "It's a good administrative positions, VicePresidentof Student Vice President of Student Affairs, proposal is accepted the revenue facilities since the North Gym Got To Do With It?" move." the gym would generate would was built in 1969. Affairs and V ice President while the Vice President Finance Association Finance. will take over the fromer The Student go right back into the facilities. elections take place on May 12th. Student Association Business Treasurer's duties, Scaletta said. Manager Todd Scaletta says the "The Public Relations position N WHAT'SLOVE? TOUR 1993 With Very Special Guest Lindsey Buckingham FRIDAY, JUNE 18 9 P.M. WINNIPEG ARENA CONCERT BOWL Tickets available at the Walker Theatre and all Select-A-Seat outlets or call 780-Seat. Limited number of Gold Circle seats available.

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The Londonbeat - Harmony % '1„., 1 1;111/t1• most interesting cuts are a Ramoties tribute (BMG) Sun and Moon (Sony) ts• -•• or?. . , WESIERN , • , is: al`c kve.,„5 sc 1161,,t entitled "I Heard Ramona Sing" and the Review by Jason Beck Review by Kenton Larsen r • 1 ki \J‘k 7R1? . • t‘: 1/41.% acidic first single "Hang Onto Your Ego". / t's hard to believe that Midnight performances, are also higher up in the t.it -.141' .7. „.• ts, ttc tcri kc Listening to Londonbeat's latest ,7 11 4-1' 111•Weeln Overall, the colorful artist's first release Oil has been around for 15 mix along with Jim Moginie's • • • s1-444t-- .11 LP, harmony, it's hard to imagine WOH RIP. r' is a refreshing, clever LP that suggests The how this banal band possibly stays years. It's not that the band keyboards. The result is a fine-tuned T-•• • , Pixies are alive and well and living in sounds amateurish, it's the Oil's frenzy, if there can be such a thing. awake during rehearsals. 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After a shaky start on their first four "Earth and sun and moon human tribe/ Review by Jason Beck unoriginal lyrics in recent memory, ...... :::::::...... :.....:...... :::::::::::::::::::::.:::::*:::::*: od. Six years after the release of his the band creates a mood that could out CD's (which weren't available in one thin blue line/ we will survive". . Canada until 1990), Midnight Oil made It s not clear if the last line is intended success , f R y even the most overcaffeinated its breakthrough with 1983's as optimism or sarcasm. Either way, Music vocalist is back with Taxi , a insomniac to sleep. . %la synthesizer-driven i 0, 8, 6, S, 4, thePo - . • collection of cover tunes resurrected in the While thegroups' hit song a few 2, 1 . Since that effort, they've bettered Other standout cuts include the .4„ Ferry tradition. years back, "I've BeenThinking About •••• themselves with each release, energetic single "Truganini", and "My - - c • :t•-\1. Slightly less eclectic than his last outing, You had an energetic •appeal as a one- cr. itItS`VIC . ..c.v.. culminating with the popular and Country". The latter also highlights Taxi finds the British artist reinterpreting time single, Harmony is jam packed ../;:::••••.•. • . •• • ...... ••••,::::::::::::::::• • ••••••••••••—• — • : . '':•••••••• ••:••"•e. • an odd selection of old compositions with cuts that sound almost identical. 41 •-.... ...::::?.c.::::::::::...... :§:::::::::::::::::::.::::::::::::::: critically-acclaimed Diesel and Dust Moginie's keyboards, which punch - .• .• • . • ••••••••••••••••:.x.x.:•:•:•:•:...... :•:::::::::::::::::::::•:•:. and Blue Shy Mining through a flurry of electric guitars in ....- ranging from "Amazing Grace" to The While, admittedly, the band is capable " ''Iiii • ,f r. • Shirelles' "Will You Love Me Tomorrow" of generating some impressive vocal •••••••.:::::::* :-..::::::::::::::::::::::::•:•:•:•:::::::.:::;::.:.„:„.„,...... :::::::::::::::•:c•:::.:•:cco:ccccc:ccc.:•: : On their eleventh disc Earth and Me tradition of U2's "New Year's • .1r ... 411., ...Male I I, ...-...... ; ....--•,-:•:•:•:•:•:•:••••:•:•:••••••:•:cc. •:•••••.•:•:•:•:•:•:•:•:. ••.•••••• ..ararie to The Velvet n ergroun 's hu-monics from time to time, most of Sun and Moon , the band continues to Day ,•. •• .7',:::::::::: • propel itself forward with the stuff The disc closes powerfully with "In "es ars Tomorrow's Parties" (which gives Nico their efforts are wasted on shallow, •••••• . - a•Da. they've become famous for: pointed the Valley", "Tell Me the Truth", and and company a run for their money). overproduced dance cuts. Only the commentary on politics and the "Now or Never Land". "Valley" is as OP''‘ The surprising thing is that all of the ballad "Give A Gift To Yourself" environment, executed in perfect sync irresistible as "Forgotten Years" from s"..4 %ass cuts are covered in such a predictable stands out from the weak crop. .• with the music. Blue Skv Mining, 'Truth' features manner that the listener could almost guess Londonbeat may have Hai-aunty, •'••• arc114:12Y. WA. how Ferry's version would sound. "Will but it is destroyed by weak song writing. .31 1111 As usual, the Oil's instrumental guitar chord power-assaults along the fit %Plat' You Love Me Tomorrow" has an"Avalon" Harmony is only recommended for ...• attack is in full force, courtesy of lines of Diesel and Dust's *t. •• • ••,• drummer Rob Hirst, guitarist Martin "Sometimes", and the steady resolve feel to it, Screamin' Jay Hawkins' "I Put those tired of counting sheep at four If,'" Rotsey, and bassist Bones Hillman, of "Never" is effectively segued into Owe A Spell On You" evolves from a laid back o'clock in the morning.° albeit slowed down on a few tracks. an aboriginal chant. •_-4 . blues tune into a haunting synthesizer cut agnificant masterpieces of the Western world are . and even the upbeat rendition of "Amazing Billy Squier-Tell the Truth The band's main deviation is found Earth and Sun and Moon not only werwil%Wk(M• Warr ": t4 r% t'A Wtt, iihtil•zi resented in their cultural and historical settings in this stands as a very good CD in its own • •• Grace" sounds like Ferry penned it himself. in frontman Peter Garrett's vocals. iikvck, Viz. , • .4 4 ...:•1•:13:131113:: 4F;PiCZ (Capitol) stunning series of nine one-hour video programs. Instead of his customary snarling and right, but also as a perfect companion • While the artist's delicate vocals and M Review by Jason Goetz .t • mesmerizing keyboard rhythms make the From the elegant classical tradition to energetic and screaming, he pretty much plays it piece to Midnight Oil's last six discs. Billy Squier's newest album Tell straight, perhaps fearing self-parody. It's enough to make you wonder if • .vcS, - -orr d LP easy on the ear, Ferry's only spontaneous modern art, each artistic movement is interpreted 44.c r the Truth begs me to tell it, and it t F4 accomplishment with this collection is in through its major Paintings, Sculptures, & works of Architecture. Their Hollies-like background they're even capable of putting out a sucks. I mean, it is really brutal in a 1, 41.4:,: proving he can reinvent any song, vocals, predominant in their live bad album. 0000 I t , ( ■ The programs provide unusual perspectives and close-up -;:c :4 huge, tremendous way. • t i regardless of i is musical genre, in a manner 1/4„ 0 01 mitc“.1 S examination of monuments and artworks that books or other 1 that accomodates his own persona as a Itfr . ,;41•41SItic. talents, Tell theTruili is awful. Starting media alone cannot convey: eye-level views of the famous t• ••••• performer. Though fans are likely to love .« ;...4.., 4'z.- IT, with "Angry" and ending with "Time- Romanesque sculpture at Autun Cathedral; the flying buttresses fiyt,.;•• ---- :,:i ' ..1.94-;y2, his interpretations, much of the record's . 11"4:1.1.v* 1'tThTIL* : Itille; 1.41' 7 ' ' .st?; ,..• . ''.,4tIkitibts**;It-,,,,"•.1171‘,, . .1;ii.5. i i• Bomb," side one is a blur of one song • ••• ",S--.i 41,-4.4':10-9...... -nr4 of Chartres from new angles on the parapets; Cezanne's studio i • • sd . e. it' ?F : 1 /•••••tre le vii A t strength lies in its novelty value. Corn act Reviews fading into another. Ditto for side two. This Taxi is merely a smooth ride at Arles, excactly as he left it; the face of Bernines The Ecstasy long. With more time, Squier's scratchy P.M. Dawn—The Bliss George Michael and Queen recommend an album that clocks in at and lyrics that are uncomfortably close it's never able to achieve its of St. Theresa - only the sculptor himself has come closer. Ironically, the disc's upbeat title through all too familiar terrain. 000 voice might compete with AC/DC. a meagre 30 minutes and costs the to the Ramones: instead of "Hey, ho- predecessor's lofty heights; his lyrics The cinematography along with the commentary of Album (PolyGram) (with Lisa Stansfield)—Five track finds Geldof talking about But, if that were to happen, Squier same as a full-length CD. As is stands, let's go!" we get "Iko, Iko-everybody are just as strong, but the CD's music Review by Carlene Sheard Live (Warner) being a happier guy: "I joined the The Kinks - Phobia (Sony) would have to improve by leaps and internationally known art experts help viewers to appreciate you either have to be extremely let's go!" Still, the song is palatable. is erratic. Sometimes, music bleeds into your Happy Club/ and the Happy Club Review by Jason Beck bounds. each work and understand why and how it was created. Review by Kenton Larsen interested in Queen, Michael, or both But when Shonen Knife gets into music soul and becomes a part of you. Other Geldof has always said his best songs says/I feel good/I feel great today." In the years spent making this album, Many of the songs fit into a Lenny ART OF THE WESTERN WORLD truly represents the history At first glance, Five Live looks like to make the purchase worth it. where no influence is present , the times, music just makes your soul ( and come out of deep depression. When He knows he can be tiresome, and one has to wonder if The Kinks were Kravitz-esque category. Squier hasn't of the visual arts through two millenia of social turbulance a new incarnation of Queen, with Still, the disc is powerful enough results arc disasterous, as the ears ) bleed. he's able to channel that depression that makes it all the more frustrating hanging out with Roger Waters in their George Michael picking up where that one can't help but hope that a quite figured out Jim i Hendrix is dead, unbearable "ooh-da-ooh-da" chorus constructively, the results are most • Hosted by noted PM Dawn's The Bliss A /burn is filled Freddie Mercury left off. That's not sitting through the album's more spare time. and the seventies are but a bad memory. studio collaboration between Queen of "Watchin' Girl" demonstrates only pleasing. On the album's best tracks, historian and journalist with such music. (Forgive me, as I am the case. boring moments. Phobia is an extremely cynical, Squier's high notes are forced squeals and Michael is forthcoming. Fans of too well. Geldof laughs at his despondent Micheal Wood with weak, and in dire need of a transfusion). The album was actually recorded Overall, The IlappyClub boasts depressing collection of guitar-rock tracks that will make neighborhood dogs Queen who writhe in agony at the very It's tempting to dismiss Shonen tendencies, or at least makes the music support from the world's One would expect a band who has live in England, at Wembley Arena more good songs than bad, but at that all support the notion that the entire cringe in discomfort. thought can take comfort in these Knife's good songs as luck, but when sound optimistc: the disc's opener leading historians. been heralded as "spirited and spiritual, and Stadium, as part of a tribute to 70 minutes long, Geldof might have world is going straight to hell (the cover of For a hard-rocking album, I suggest words: listen without prejudice. they're good, they're damn good. The "Room 19" and "Yeah, Definitely" are • mystical and metaphysical, humorous Mercury. That said, the disc makes a considered cutting off some of the the LP features peoplerunning in the streets another disc, any disc. Theatre Proceeds from the album go to songs "Flying Jelly Attack" and "1 Am propped up by a completely satisfying Wed and humane, innocent and intelligent, very strong argument for a Michael/ ragged edges:There's a great album amidst a ci ty engulfed in flames, as animals Save your hard-earned money for Episode 1 Mercury Phoenix Trust, an AIDS a Cat" are charmingly innocent .1n the organ/bass combination that owes as The Classical Ideal Mar 24 12-1 White referential and irreverent" to produce Queen studio collaboration. hiding here somewhere, but it's hang themselves in the distance). something more worthy. charity formed in memory of Mercury. latter, the riff from "I'll Feel a Whole much to R & B as it does to The an album which exemplifies at least The first song on the album, Queen's doubtful anyone will be bothered Produced with a raw, live off the floor If Squier continues to produce Episode 2 00 1/2 Lot Better" makes an appearance, Monkees. AciVhite Garment of Churches Mar 31 12-1 White one (if not all) of those qualities. classic "Somebody to Love" is great, trying to weed it out. On his next sound that has the feel of a late night jam material of this quality (for lack of a coupled with a melody that would make On other cuts, though, Geldof's Unfortunately, The Bliss Album falls with Queen sounding tight as ever, and Shonen Knife—Let's Knife release, Geldof should stop faking session, Phobia is an aptly-titled lyrical better word), then he might consider Belinda Carlisle envious. depression gets the better of him. He The Fail 3 y Renaissance Apr 7 12-1 Black excruciatingly short of doing just that. Brian May turning in a (EMI) it and join the Happy Club for real. excursion into fear, self-doubt and taking up another stringed As I listened to the album, I found Despite the frustrating low points simply recites 'The House at the Top depression that never lets up (every single Episode 4 characteristically-brilliant guitar solo. Review by Kenton Larsen 000 instrument—the ukulele! 0 The High Renaissance Apr 14 12-1 White myself wondering what I was listening on the album, Shonen Knife at least of the World" and drags on die seven- song is (lark) The few tracks that are And I'll be darned if Michael isn't a In their native Japan, the three to. Is this R & B? Pop? Hip Hop? shows promise. This one, though, is minute "Song of the Emergent Frank Black - Frank remotely upbeat ("Drift Away", "Still Episode 5 dead ringer for Mercury on some of the women that make up Shonen Knife are Apr 21 12-1 Black Rap? Jazz? Alternative? (To only for you who don't mind wading Nationalist" about four minutes too Searching" and "Only A Dream"), are Realms of Light: The Baroque high notes. The band also does a solid superstars. In hopes of displacing some Black (Polygram) paraphrase Jerry Seinfeld, 'Pick a through swamp to get at three or four only positive in nature because they deal Episode 6 version of "These Are the Days of Our of that success to North America, their Review by Jason Beck Contest !!! format and stay with it.') Diversity is gems. 00 with escaping from the hell that we all live An Age of Reason, An Age of Passion Apr 28 12-1 White Lives" from Queen's Innuendo , that new album Let's Knife is their first to If anyone ever doubted that normally an excellent quality for a band in. Even "Babies", sung from the point of Emsode 7 features Michael trading verses with feature songs in English. The results Bob Geldof—The Happy frontman Frank Black (aka Black to possess, but PM Dawn is perhaps view of a baby still in the womb is notably The first three individuals at the A-Fresh View:Impressionism the always-reliable Lisa Stansfield. are, well, varied. Projector-o-Matic Francis) was the essence of The And Post-Impressionism May 5 12-1 White too diverse. Club (PolyGram) sadistic: Student Association (DM20) on The rest of the album is standard On the upside, the disc features Pixies , his solo debut will put any PM Dawn's The Bliss Album is a Review by Kenton Larsen Rating System "Papa's had a skin full of beer/ Mama, Tuesday, May 11 (8:30 a.m.) who can Episode 8 Michael fare: funked-up songs some classic bubblegum pop, doubts to rest. Into The 20th Century May 12 12-1 White cross between Prince, Culture Club On his previous CD, The don't let him into here...." positively identify the hidden face of epitomized by the nearly six-minute obviously influenced by the Ramones, With his first solo effort since (Boy George even sings back up in Vegetarians of Love, ex-Boomtown What thew ? former Projector columnist/ current Episode 9 cover of "Papa Was a Rolling Stone". the Byrds, and the "girl groups" of the 00000 Classic the demise of his cult alternative In Our Own Time May 19 12-1 White "More Than Likely"), Wham and Rat/ Live Aid organizer Bob Geldof While Phobia obviously is an attempt Projector mascot Corey Myco in this To round things off, the disc ends with early Sixties. On the downside, the band, Black experiments with a Bobby Brown. But you are a fan of any hitched up with an acoustic folk-rock 0000 Excellent at a focused concept album, the disc lacks issue win the now infamous Projector the studio version of "Dear Friends" great songs are few and far between , number of musical styles without This series is highly recommended for inspection and inspiration to of the aforementioned artists, keep your outfit. The result was a splendid album the diversity, songwriting and vision to T-shirt. The uncool need not apply. originally from Queen's Sheer Heart hiding out amongst some of the most 000 Average to Good surrendering any of the wit or all students of Art, Design, Communication, Architecture and History. distance from The Bliss Album. It Attack album. containing some of the strongest songs deserve repeated listening (most cuts are This contest is not open to Corey annoying music ever written. 00Fair to Poor blatant weirdness that made The Screenings are free and open to all RRCC students and staff doesn't even do Wham justice.° Musically speaking, Five Live is that Geldof has ever written. drawn out at least a minute too long). Myco, members of his immediate The album's opener "Riding on the Pixies stand out from the crowd. Geldof's new disc The happy Club °Abysmal It's inspiring to see The Kinks still at it family, or people named Greg flawless. However, it's difficult to Rocket" features some great guitar riffs, By implementing saxophones, carries along in a similar vein, although after all these years, but Phobia takes the Kingdon.

The Projector, May 10, 1993 The Projector, May 10, 1993 • 13 12 Ea ft( Film Projector Martial arts flick kicks Idle threat Hero De Niro plays father to fear-o

I Ellen Barkin, Leonardo Dicaprio, and Robert De Niro in a happier moment from This Boy's Life. Jason Scott Lee (right) stars as the famous Bruce Lee in Dragon:The Bruce Lee Story. Here he prepares to do some damage to fellow ruffian John Cheung. STORAGE SPECIAL Together, mother and son travel illusion of happiness is quickly to the fighter it is based on, it has she can become a Duchess. character jumps off of a train and This Boy's Life shattered when, on the 13_1:= Splittting Heirs from town to town trying to start a Dragon: The Bruce Lee that audience-pleasing magic that When Tommy goes to see a lands face first in a pile of manure, Review by Margaret Ditchburn honeymoon night, Dwight makes Review by Jason Beck new life. They seem to succeed l_71 REGULAR STUDENT RATES Story will make you want to go back for crafty lawyer (Cleese) to see if he or when blonde-haired, blue-eyed when Tobias's mother start dating it clear that he is in charge of her. Review by Angelique Silvestro repeated viewings, and Lee's can stake his claim to the title, he Tommy is shocked by the news very now and then, you see De Niro's Dwight. Dwight's positive 5' x 5' $31-39 $30 powerful aura exudes throughout; ontrary to popular belief, realizes that murdering Henry is that his Pakistani family adopted F a 4movie that's worth the Dwight is a likable, blue-collar disciplinarian approach turns into 5' x 8' 45-51 35 ruce Lee was born in 1940, the audience cheers, claps, and the new Eric Idle-Rick his only solution. For the rest of the him. eight bucks. You know the type— kind of a guy. He wears funny ties, verbal and physical assaults on the year of the dragon. 5' x 10' 50-56 40 B laughs all the while. Moranis movie Splitting heirs is film, the plot consists of Tommy Overall, Splitting Heirs is a characters that are strikingly real, laughs when Tobias makes fun of Tobias. Dwight tries constantly Dragon, the movie, is a Jason Scott Lee's performance not the heir-apparent to A Fish unsuccessfully trying to murder likeable, mildly funny comedy that situations that can really happen— him, and, most importantly, treats to goad Tobias into fights. reinactment of the short, but •UNITS 8' HIGH AND UP • BOXES FOR SALE is nothing short of amazing. He Called Wanda. Henry in a zillion different ways had the potential to be much more. great drama with a touch of humor. Tobias's mother like a lady. DiCaprio, who plays Tobias, memorable life of the martial arts • WE ACCEPT VISA & MASTERCARD was eerily convincing, capturing Though both films feature (quite similar to the scenes in which With a stronger script, a few less This Boy' s Life, starring B ut Tobias still has trouble being reminded me of River Phoenix master, played by the dexterous Bruce Lee's character nuances and murder plots, shots at American Michael Palin tried to kill an old sight gags and a few more one Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Barkin "good" and gets expelled from in Stand By Me. DiCaprio not Jason Scott Lee (no relation). quirks. Jason Lee has perfected the and British culture and the lady in A Fish Called Wanda). liners, this commoner could have andm De Niro, is one of those school. Barkin, at her wits end, only proves that he's equally as The movie follows the young, voice of Bruce Lee and worked inimitable John Cleese, there is Ultimately, Splitting Heirs is been a Duke. 000 sends him to live with Dwight in talented as Phoenix, but also uncontrollable Bruce Lee, who one major difference: A Fish Called N himself into top physical condition weakened by inconsistencies in Based on Tobias Wolff's thesmall country town ofConcrete. manages to remain the central leaves Hong Kong at the age of 18 Wanda is a lot funnier. for the role. Idle's script and a few throw away memoir, This Boy's Life is set in She tells Tobias that she'll join figure in the movie—despite the because he fears his life is in danger. Dragon does justice to the Despite the obvious talents of characters. While Idle is likeable small town America in the 1950s. him later, and marry Dwight, if strong presence of De Niro. The life-threatening foe is a family memory of BruceLee, even though the actors involved, Splitting Heirs and mildly humorous in his latest 0,60RE ) DiCaprio plays the young Tobias— Tobias and Dwight get along. De Niro plays Dwight so curse, which takes the form of a never really rises above the level of it may not be completely accurate. idiot role, and Moranis is cast a kid who wants to be good but But Tobias is quickly introduced strongly that it's easy to forget deadly spirit warrior. a lightly silly British farce. 00# 910Fi (Did the real Bruce Lee have to perfectly as a gullible, hammy always ends up in trouble. Ellen to Dwight's not-so-nice side. that this is an actor play ing a role. Bruce Lee arrives in America Essentially a high-concept fr overcome total body paralysis after American, Barbara Hershey is Barkin plays Tobias's mother—a Dwight starts drinking and driving Dc Niro becomes Dwight—both with big dreams, but it isn't long picture starring and written by Idle losing a fight?) wasted as Tommy's real mother woman who packs her bags recklessly on the way to Concrete. the comical and the maniacal. before he feels the sting of (who even sings part of the The quality music atrift store The mysterious death of Bruce Lucinda. Playing the part of a whenever trouble shows up— He makes it clear that he's now in This Boy' s Life has a great mix prejudice, and senses the presence soundtrack), the movie explores Lee is only mentioned at the end of flirtatious Duchess, Hershey is an CASH mainly her abusive ex-boyfriend. charge and won't put up with of tension, horror and humor. It of the haunting warrior once again. what can happen when the baby of the film. In narrative, his wifeLinda annoyance every time she enters a for your Tobias making fun of him. keeps you cemented to your seat Throughout the film, Bruce Lee says that she wants to think only of a British Duke is accidentally scene. Cleese is hilarious as the compact discs, cassettes, At first, Dwight's disciplinarian while educating you about family remains forever the fighter fighting mixed up with the baby of a Projector-o-Matic the Bruce Lee who lived, and not villainous lawyer Shadgrind, but style of fathering seems to work. violence. This movie is against bigotry, fighting to win the common restaurant cook. musical instruments & the one that is dead. he's not in the movie enough to Rating System He signs the teenager up for Boy thoughtful, intelligent, and right to teach martial arts, fighting Tommy Patel (Idle) is a broker music books! The strange circumstances make a significant impact. Scouts and a paper route. He gives riveting. to overcome paralysis, fighting to surrounding his death may never who one day finds out that he is Much of the limitations of Idle's • • • 00000 Classic Tobias a Boys Magazine It's worth every penny of the become a movie star while holding be fully understood, but Dragon really the Duke of Bournemouth script can be found in his sense of Buy, Trade, Consign & Layaway 0000 Excellent subscription. Soon the magazine eight bucks. 0000 onto his family, and fighting to delves into his private thoughts and that h is friend Henry (Moran is) humor. While he is capable of CDs & TAPES! 000 Average to Good covers plaster Tobias's bedroom save his son 's life from the clutches and offers some frightening has already laid claim to his wealth writing clever little Python-esque MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS walls. possibilities. Dragon is an early and his title. To make matters 00Fair to Poor of the spirit warrior. jokes now and again, he doesn't When Barkin visits and sees her a surprisingly great contender for the best action movie worse, the woman Tommy is in Across from Deluca's 0Abysmal Dragon is seem capable of going for the big transformed son, she agrees to action flick, crackling with energy. of '93. 0000 love with (Catherine Zeta Jones) 943 Portage Ave. North 6949578 South 269-8800 laughs. The silly nature of his marry Dwight. However, her It offers bone-splitting action true agrees to marry Henry instead so comedy is evident when his 788-0967 The Projector, May.10„1.993.,..• • The PrOjecfort; May.10;1993- ' 15 Nature... CAMPAIGN Summertime and the livin's...Hell! radiation. And the girls aren't bad, With one's noodle protected misguided faith in technological sunburned, sun-seekers. It too. But long before radiant from over-exposure, one must wizardry. promotes the carroty coloration of luminosity fries the exterior consider the deleterious effects of Zinc oxide is the mainstay of the tanned, while keeping amorous exposures to a Southern-fried extraneous exposure to the must sun-worshippers' arsenals. It hoc genus omne at bay. It can have crispness, of which the colonel epidermal layers. Sunburning to comes in a plethora of flamboyant a sulfurous reek. could be proud; the old bean could the more chummy folk. And there hues, not normally found in nature's The options are there for the be parboiled. In short, the heat is an assortment of fusion wonderment. barbarous baskers who risk the UV could stroke your noodles well past preventing factors one can squeeze Aloe, not the Anglicized French index. Just remember, tanned SPEECHES the tenderness point until you're to one's carcass, that is assuming trumpet-call of greeting, but the leather can turn the most celestial nothing but a puddling pile of you're intending to beach your squeezing of a plant, is a favorite of Cinderella into a Hottentot hag. drooling flesh, no matter how whale on some over-sized kitty the less decimated, though fashionably tanned your hide gets box to catch a few rays. Personally, By George R. Kynman in the interim. it's akin to having your fingernails To ameliorate the problem of chewed off by rats. It seems like a denaturing the little grey cells good deal of fun at the time but s ummer's sun approaches. beyond the point of future later in life you come to regret it. May 11, 1993 It won't be long before functioning, one could maneuver But I digress. scintillating rays are ochring the skillfully between shade trees, thus Assuming you are willing to hides and parboiling the noodles limiting the number of rays heave your debauched flaccidness or fashionable tanning crowds. carousing off one's ripening pate. into public and make that But there are a few things to A more practical expenditure of impetuous embrace with the 11-1 consider in this modern age of energy, however, would be to saviour sun, then you'll want total pm Tower Lounge aerosol exhalations which may acquire a hat. Many famous protection. Worst luck, it's just a make parking your southern-most examples of chapeau doffers leap delusional fantasy. portion beneath the rays of old immediately to mind. 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If not abstinence, then put your onning some eadgear for protection from the summer sun. Trixie and Sasha Lay it on the Line More advice for the lovelorn, the dazed, and confused geld until payday? —Pleading Dear Trixie and Sasha, you can trust , and who shares common interests. In my case, I for mercy I recently applied for a summer job out of town. The problem is my just found someone who likes the boyfriend is working as a lifeguard Star Wars trilogy, eats like a pig, Well, issy, I'm afraid that looks at Grand Beach. I'm really afraid and doesn't like Cheers. And it aren't everything, tho ugh I realize that while I'm working my butt took me 35 years! That's as long that I look 20 years younger than off, he'll be doing a lot more than as Trixie's been alive! Keep your my real age, which is 35. As far as just saving lives, if you know what eyes peeled, and good luck! your request, dearie, you're barking up the wrong tree. If you I mean. Help! -Concerned -Sasha want money that bad, why don't you sleep with Robert Redford? Hoo—boy. In the words of my Questions? Concerns? Of course I'm only joking, close friend, RCMP spokesman Save them up for next Dear Trixie and Sasha, afford to put a decent meal on my Wyman Sangster, it's time for you sweetie. If you can't laugh at September, 'cos Trixie and I normally don't beg, but I'm at plate. I've written Percy Ross, and Robert Redford, you can y ou to wake up and smell the roses, he told me to write to you guys Sasha are going on my wits end. My mangy sister laugh at? —Trixie missy. If you don't trust your just moved in with me, and she's because"' wasn t born yesterday". boyfriend, dump him like a sack vacation. In the mean time, taken all of my money. Now I You look like you were born of potatoes. Find someone who keep the faith. can't pay my rent, my bills, or yesterday, so can you spot me some

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• • • The Projector, May 10, 1993 15 Nature... CAMPAIGN" Summertime and the livin's...Hell! radiation. And the girls aren't bad, With one's noodle protected misguided faith in technological sunburned, sun-seekers. It too. But long before radiant from over-exposure, one must wizardry. promotes the carroty coloration of luminosity fries the exterior consider the deleterious effects of Zinc oxide is the mainstay of the tanned, while keeping amorous exposures to a Southern-fried extraneous exposure to the must sun-worshippers' arsenals. It hoc genus omne at bay. It can have crispness, of which the colonel epidermal layers. Sunbuming to comes in a plethora of flamboyant a sulfurous reek. could be proud; the old bean could the more chummy folk. And there hues, not normally found in nature's The options are there for the be parboiled. In short, the heat is an assortment of fusion wonderment. barbarous baskers who risk the UV could stroke your noodles well past. preventing factors one can squeeze Aloe, not the Anglicized French index. Just remember, tanned SPEECHES the tenderness point until you're to one's carcass, that is assuming trumpet-call of greeting, but the leather can turn the most celestial nothing but a puddling pile of you're intending to beach your squeezing of a plant, is a favorite of Cinderella into a Hottentot hag. drooling flesh, no matter how whale on some over-sized kitty the less decimated, though fashionably tanned your hide gets box to catch a few rays. Personally, By George R. Kynman in the interim. it's akin to having your fingernails To ameliorate the problem of chewed off by rats. It seems like a denaturing the little grey cells good deal of fun at the time but May 11, 1993 ummer's sun approaches. beyond the point of future later in life you come to regret it. 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Trixie and Sasha Lay it on the Line More advice for the lovelorn, the dazed, and confused geld until payday? —Pleading Dear Trixie and Sasha, you can trust , and who shares for mercy I recently applied fora summer lob common interests. In my case, I out of town. The problem is my just found someone who likes the boyfriend is working as a lifeguard Star Wars trilogy, eats like a pig, Well, Missy, l' m afraid that looks at Grand Beach. I'm really afraid and doesn't like Cheers. And it aren't everything, tlwugh I realize that while I'm working my butt took me 35 years! That's as long that I look 20 years younger than off, he'll be doing a lot more than as Trixie's been alive! Keep your my real age, which is 35. As far as just saving lives, if you know what eyes peeled, and good luck! your request, dearie, you're barking up the wrong tree. If you I mean. Help! —Concerned —Sasha want money that bad, why don't you sleep with Robert Redford? Hoo—boy. In the words of my Questions? 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CF ieocrni iruenrity College Feature Article Nomination Form for Lieutenant-Governor's Medalists

Nominee's Name (indicate first name used by nominee) Falcon Around Nominee's Course

The four medals available are: 1) diploma course students in the science-based curricula, 2) diploma course students in the arts-based curricula, Town... 3) certificate course students in the science-based curricula, 4) certificate course students in the arts-based curricula,

The criteria for selection of the Lieutenant-Governor's medalists are: a) academic and technical ability Facing Extinction, b) participation in College Activities c) good character and personality Falcons Reside In Please give information on the nominee in each of these categories if possible. Selection will be based only on information provided on this form or on accompanying attachments. Selection is made exclusively on criteria relating to the student's graduating year. The Committee will make its own arrangements for nominee's transcripts. Winnipeg The Selection Committee is comprised of one senior administrator, two members of the instructional staff of related subject areas, and two members of the Students' Association. The names of the recipients selected are confidential until announced at graduation when Medals are presented.

Nominations must be submitted by June 1 to the Student Awards Officer, C312. By Graham Leathers As early as late March they rails, but about 37 different return to feed on other transient species have been recorded, -ea a) Academic or technical ability (other than information on RRCC transcript e.g. awards won, standing in course, work long the Winnipeg birds which are en route to their including approximately 30 per experience, comments). skyline, a European rock nesting grounds further north. cent pigeons. A dove darts between "They comeback in late March "Some building owners save buildings. and begin nesting in late April thousands every year on exterior High above an ominous and early May." cleaning," says Nero, "Not silhouette folds its wings and The first ones were released necessarily because the falcons dives. from the Administration Building eat all those pigeons, but they b) Participation in College Activities (please be specific - e.g., if Students' Association Clubs or sports at what level and to what At a top speed of two hundred on the U of M campus. keep them away." extent). miles per hour a Peregrine falcon Winnipeg has two nesting pairs, The Peregrines' decline in strikes. and the goal is to double that by numbers after the second world This is becoming a more the year 1995. We already have a war was the same as that of many common occurrence above many nesting pair on the Delta Winnipeg bil Lis of prey. North American cities as Hotel with one egg. Chlorinated Hydrocarbon Peregrine numbers begin to Dick Stardom runs the project pesticides, particularly DDT were increase. now. He is optimistic for the birds used heavily in agriculture. These c) Good character and personality: (e.g. if possible, provide examples that illustrate these traits). A nation wide program was in Winnipeg. are very long lasting chemicals implemented in the early 80's to "Cities in Eastern Canada have which are fat soluble, and introduce Peregrines into already met their goals," he said. accumulate in higher downtown districts. The project, not purely limited concentrations as they move up The first birds were released to cities, has been meeting the food chain. on highrise office buildings in considerable success. Birds that are high up on the food pyramid are affected most. The Assiniboia Inn d) While it is not considered by the Selection Committee in determining the medalists, additional background information, Toronto and Edmonton. "The northern subspecies has Ospreys, Brown pelicans and will be open for lunch such as hometown, high school, family status, community activities, student activities and awards in the first year of a Richard Fife, a falconer and just been downlisted from from June 2 to June 16, Bald eagles are just some of the diploma course, etc., would be beneficial for publicity purposes. employee of the Canadian endangered to threatened," said at I I :00 a.m. Food will be Wildlife service, thought perhaps Stardom, "We are now in the birds that suffered catastrophic prepared and served by being cliff nesters, Peregrines process of downlisting the western reductions in their numbers. the apprenticeship would nest on roofs and window subspecies as well." The pesticide lowers the cooking students ledges of tall buildings. The Peregrine falcon (Falco calcium in the blood so that the The experiment proved perigrinus) is by no means the birds lay eggs that are too thin remarkably successful. largest of its family but it is shelled to incubate. The result is Each nomination must be signed by four or more students and/or instructors. Since then Peregrines have perhaps the most famous. a large number of nesting failures. Assiniboia Inn Their diet consists entirely of birds Peregrines suffered Please Print Name Signature been nesting in downtown centers Student or Instructor all across Canada and the US. which they catch in flight. tremendous losses and when Dr. Robert Nero is a retired Armed with a strong bill, sharp Rachel Carson's controversial wildlife biologist with the talons, and incredibly keen book Silent Spring was released Manitoba Department of Natural eyesight they fly high overhead in the mid 1950's pointing out Resources who spearheaded the and select a target. the horrors of environmental release effort in Winnipeg. Then they pull in their wings degradation, people began to look President's Choice We have also released birds and their bullet-shaped bodies go at the natural world from a in Gimli, Portage and Brandon," into a high-speed power-dive different angle. said Nero. "And cities all over called a "stoop". DDT has since been banned, On May 12, Re-Elect the country have also released With talons open they hit their and birds that were most affected them." targets at speeds clocked at over began coming back. Gordon Fardoe Immature birds that have just two hundred miles per hour. Most Ospreys are no longer fledged are brought in from of the time the prey is stunned and endangered and Bald eagles are captve breeding facilities in the falcon makes the actual kill on reclaiming nesting areas that have For SA President Saskatoon and Wainwright, the ground. sat unused for over a century. Alberta. Then the falcon carries them up Peregrines have also responded He Has The They are then placed on special to a roosting sight to feed. to a slightly cleaner world and platforms late in the year and Favorite targets include smaller effective breeding and release Experience! they migrate south. birds such as flickers and sora programs. 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