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Senate ousts m y. « n r? ,’3 1\ } r Greek Council a J k m flfl J

DAVID SCOTT chaired by non Greek senator, Staff Writer Ken Cason.

At a meeting Tuesday, Sep VanderWall said, "Our goal tember 25, the Student Senate is to come up with a credible dissolved the All Greek Council unit. We're trying to encour as a representative body to the age the Greek Council to be­ Senate come a legitimate organiza The Greek Council serves as tion." a representative body to the Student Senate for the Grand The idea behind the Greek Valley fraternities and sororit­ Council task force is to help ies. the Greek clubs organize an Eight of the senators, also association and constitution members of the Greek Coun that is acceptable by the Stu cil, were among the 19 senat dent Senate. The Senate has ors who voted overwhelming­ set a constitution ramification ly in favor of the reorganization date for the Greek task force of the Greek Council. at the Senate's next meeting on Tony VanderWall, Senate Wednesday, October 16. President, in a written state­ The Senate, through a motion ment, declared, "There are by Senator Bill Lucken, also Mf-iout discriminatory problems took measures to improve in the Greek Council under its communications among all cam­ present organizational structure pus student organizations and and constitution." One example the Student Senate. VanderWall stated is the decis­ ion of the Greek chapters to pro VanderWall asked each sena­ hibit first term freshmen mem­ tor to consider volunteering as a bership in their organizations. representative of the Student Senate for four student organ! zations. In conjunction with dissolv­ Another motion by Senator ing the Greek Council, the Stu­ Dave Conklin was passed to con­ Hi Mom! dent Senate initiated a Greek struct a task force to investigate Council reorganization task and improve communications Laker football fan* do "the wave" at Saturday's Homecoming/Family Day football game against force. The task force is com­ between commuters and the the Saginaw Valley Cardinal*. The Lakers lost the football game 28 - 14. posed of Greek senators and Student Senate.

Faculty handbook reviewed by ECS questioned. LEE BROWN An approval of the minutes ber was requested by Bijkerk. of the handbook were pro News Editor began a discussion which was cessed by ECS. The question of whether continued from the last meet­ After reports from the During the review of the the student or college is re- Last Friday the Executive ing. The Lanthorn advisor's chairman and Provost Glenn ^handbook, stipulations towards sponible in case of an acci­ Committee of the Senate (ECS) appointment, a decision which Niemeyer, business from the insurance, liability and provis- dent is under investigation met for its second meeting of was given to Jody Rich, Assis­ agenda was carried out. The • ions for college-related field trips by the ECS. The discussion the academic school year. ECS tant Registrar, will be finalized board also reviewed the fac­ were discussed. The responsib­ will be included in the next chairman Roel Bijkerk presided at the end of October. A re­ ulty handbook. Editorial ilities of the students and fac­ meeting to be held on Oct­ over the meeting of the 12-mem­ affirmation of The Lanthorn ad­ changes, an addition of a pre­ ulty in case of accidents were ober 12. ber committee. visor to be a non-faculty mem­ face and* minor technicalities

Mondale and Lakers are numeuniiiim looking — Key issues A ll o f M e Pa*e8&9 11

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Hurley leaves WG VC TV 35 Police Report LEE BROWN and will become the assistant in Schenectady, N.Y., where he News Editor Vice President for Public Tele was born. In 1976, Hurley vision at HUB Mail, a direct moved to Michigan and accepted Tom Hurley, Development the job of Membership Director mail and marketing firm located On September 27. a student was arrested for operating a manager at WGVC TV 35 since at WKAR. Michigan State Uni in Boston. vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. The same student 1980, will soon move on to new versity's public television sta­ Hurley will be no stranger to is also a larceny suspect. opportunities. The big city at­ the big city life of Boston, tion. After working in East mosphere will face Hurley and Lansing for four years, he made however. He attended State On September 28. $53 in cash and a $12 check was stolen his family, wife Linda and 2 yr Grand Rapids his home when he University, New York and after from room 164 in the fieldhouse. Suspects have been deter­ old son Billy, where he will take accepted the job of Develop graduating in 1972, became Pro mined and will face questioning. a position in private business. motion Director of WMHT-TV ment Manager in 1980 Hurley has resigned at TV 35 Hurley has compiled a list On September 29, a young lady reported an assault in which of accomplishments while at a knife was presented. The male suspect has been identified and TV 35. The many Membership may face charges. Enjoy These Development awards presented by the Public Broadcasting Ser GVSC Specials vice (PBS) are his most credible

at Mr. Fables. Although Hurley does not take Use these special GVSC coupons at your nearby sole responsibility for the awards Standale Mr Fables and add to a great-tasting meal ♦he does, however, credit the employees of the station as being a large part of its success FREE FREE in development. ONION 'PBS is not dying, when I ORANGE came here in 1980 the station JUICE! RINGS! received $375,000 from contri (Regular size) with the purchase of a butions by viewers, this year with the purchase o< any Mr Fabulous sandwich $2,000,000 is projected," he meal and egg breakfast (Offer good until Oct. 31, (Offer good until Ocl 31. explained. 1 1984, at Slandale store only.) 1984, at Slandale store only) Hurley wished continued sue cess to Channel 35, saying, "I am very comfortable here. I will miss the station and employees i f f M r very much." Hurley plans to TfiOO Lake-Michigan Drive leave for Boston this week. MOO lake Mh hiqan Dfve b e ^ etl fle* Take out a

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S3ARTS OCTOBER 5th AT THEATRES EVERYWHERE H a t U i J r * 14 ‘ » | • w *W» m i i - -fry ______liOQQU—_ AiiRtftil October 2, 19ft4 Where do the candidates stand? DAVID WATEPSTRADT Staff Writer

With only a few weeks before the November 6 election, it is time for voters to get serious about who their choice will be for President. In order that this choice may be based on the issues rather than the personal popularity of the candidates. The Lanthorn is providing this gu de to the viewpoints of the two major candi dates on some important issues. These positions have been summarized from the respective party platforms

DEFICITS •Mondalr Reduce deficits by reass essing defense spending, controlling health costs and cutting other unnecess ary expenditures previous tax cuts for those with incomes over $60,000. while not increasing tax burden on aver­ age taxpayers Close tax loopholes for the rich and impose a 15 percent mini­ mum tax on corporations.

L jr>tt*orn Photo/Gienn Permon T irm Photo •Reagan — Reduce deficits by contin­ uing current policies encouraging econ omic growth to increase tax base. Reject Reagan and Mondale on key issues proposals to raise taxes and continue cut ting government waste. Seek a constitu ELDERLY tional amendment requiring a balanced •Mondale Stop Medicare benefit budget. Reagan has also mentioned the cut-; by raising eliqibilify aqe Forbirl |Ob possibility of a restructured tax system discrimination. with a flat tax rate. •Reagan Re)ect earnings lim it for ARMS CONTROL AND DEFENSE Social Security recipients Tax incentives •Mondale - Propose regular summit to encourage home based care for sick. meetings with Soviet leaders. Initiate mu­ tually verifiable freeze on all testing and deployment of nuclear weapons. Seek EDUCATION treaties reducing nuclear arsenals and ban •Mondale — Restore cuts in funds nlng nuclear weapons from space, tra­ made to programs Launch a major new duce rate of Increase in defense spending commitment to education and work with allies to strengthen con ventional defenses, reducing reliance on •Reagan Assure broad local control nuclear weapons. Oppose peacetime over education by limiting federal role. draft and draft registration. Support merit pay for teachers and tax credits for families with children in pri •Reagan - Seek reductions in nuclear U. S. support for anti government rebels WOMEN vate schools weapons rather than a freeze. Maintain in Nicaragua and halt U S military man •Mondale Support ratification of technological superiority of American euvers in area. Affirm that security of the Equal Rights Amendment. Insist ENVIRONMENT weaponry. Keep peace by building de Israel and Middle East peace are funda on pay equality through pay for equal •Mondale Provide more funds to fense stronger than all potential enemies. mental priorities of U S. foreign policy work and comparable worth concepts. and revitalize the Environmental Pro Increase readiness by improving equip Oppose government restrictions on abor fection Agency. Increase "Superfund'' ment, parts and skilled personnel. Sup tions and support federal funding of •Reagan - Support young democrac resources to clean up toxic wastes and port development of non nuclear de­ abortions for the poor ies in Central America and continue to strengthen the Clean Air Act fense system in space. aid rebels in Nicaragua. Maintain Israel's •Reagan - Reduce tax on two income FOREIGN POLICY military edge over rivals. Reject recog families Demand equal pay for equal •Reagan Control and clean up toxic wastes Support "meaningful" clean air •Mondale - Impose strict limitations nition of the PLO until it recognizes work but oppose concept of comparable and water acts Seek greater use of Amer on the use of U. S. covert operations. Israel's right to exist. Support moderate worth. Sgopor UWTl abortion amend ican coal. New policy towards Central America Arab nations Improve relations with mentto the constitution and deny fed­ stressing social, economic and political re Communist China but reaffirm commit eral funds to organizations supporting Source: V 5 News A World Report forms. Reduce tensions there by ending ment to safety and security of Taiwan. abortion

CIVIL RIGHTS I ■ {dependent end •Mondde Fight discrimination with affirmative action goals and timetables, and more hijr oppose quota svstems inconsistent minor party candidates with principles of the country.

DAVID WATERSTRADT •Reagan - Guarantee equality of In addition to these issues, both part ies have issues raised in their platforms Staff Writer opportunity but resist quota systems and preferential treatment of minorities that the opposing party does not men Walter Mondale and Ronald Reagan are not the only candidates running for tion. The Republicans raise the issue of Presidential office. According to an official at the State Elections Division Off­ POVERTY the right of students to engage in volun ice in Lansing, there are five minor party candidates and three independents on •Monriaia - Oppose iaws requiring un tary prayer within schools. Support is also offered for the restoration of the the November ballot. employed parents to leave family or drop The parties range from the ultra conservative Libertarian Party to the Comm­ out of work force to qualify for assis federal death penalty for criminals The unist Party. The candidates are Dave Bergland of the Libertarian Party; Larry tance and health care. Provide adequate Democrats mention an investigation of Holmes of the Workers won a Party. Eu Winn of Worker; Pirty. m • —»-a —WW w lol daefeSyi an/f Me wrnnd primaries and other practices Mel Mason of the Socialist Worker's Party; and Gus Hall of the Communist Par­ rates for the poor and elderly. that possibly violate voting rights. They also support reform of immigration laws ty . Sonya Johnson of the Citizen's Party is running as an independent candidate - Raise living standards by but oppose new reforms failing to protect because of a lack of signatures on petitions to get her name on the ballot. Other sustaining economic recovery. Restore fundamental human rights independent candidates include Lyndon LaRouche and Dennis Sarret. Voters local control over welfare by providing seeking information on any of these candidates may telephone the respective . mxft.THdtfc'grants and fewer federal rules. Note October 6ts the fm th A e jt f o r voter = ______B * Oppose income pjaranfes. __ registration ______October 2, 1'/H4

Meanwhile from trw* Detroit Free Press 4 FINE STORES TO BETTER HELP YOU! International 107 Muslim extremists were sentenced to jail terms ranging from two years to life m prison at hard labor after an attempt to overthrow the government Sunday A judge sentenced the extremists and acouifted 174 others for the uprising, in which 87 people were killed

A mine found in the Gulf of Suez on October 12 was confirmed Sunday to be Soviet made The mine is believed to be the cause of the damage of 19 ships 51 Monroe Maii N.W. 31 50 Plainfield in the Ned Sea and Gulf of Suez since July 9. 1533 Wealthy S.E. 2883 Wilson, Grandville National Cherry Street Authorities say a record 1,444 workers, suspected of being illegal immigrants, have been arrested during a tnree day raid of businesses in the Dallas Fort Worth Plasma Center area. 645 Cherry S.E. The first legal bordello in the state of Nevada has been put up for sale. 454-8251 Listed by Century 21, owner Joe C o n fo rte 's Mustang Ranch is going for $25 Hours for donations million. 7 A M to 4:15 PM MON.,TUES., THURS., FBI. CLO SED W E D N E S D A Y S A Gallup Poll of 1,007 registered voters finds U S. Senator Carl Levin with a 20 point lead over ex astronaut. Jack Lousma, in the Michigan U S. Senate race HELP OTHERS AND RECEIVE A Levin leads Lousma 54 to 34 percent, according to the survey. $5.00 BONUS WITH YOUR The Tigers ended their regular season play with the team's best regular season FIRST PLASMA DONATION record ever The team w ill begin post season play on Tuesday when they face the American League West Division Champion's, Kansas City Royals. PLUS THIS COUPON Earn extra income weekly by donating plasma

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Published weekly during each semester by the student* of Grand Valley State College. Kirkhof Center, Allendale, Michigan, 49401. Telephone 395 7803 The Lanthorn i* funded in part by the Student Senate of Grand Valley State College The opinions expressed in The Lanthorn are not necessarily those of Grand Valley State College. Office Hours are Monday, Wednesday and Friday 9 a.m. to 11 a.m.; Tuesday and Thursday 2 p.m. to 4 p m. f l t f l U I M B ENTERTAINMENT BILLBOARD MISCELLANEOUS October 3, 10 - 4 p.m. 29th Street Quad - Grand Rapids Ail of Me (PG) / CONCERTS Art - lrreconcilab*e Differences (PG) / The Wild Life GLENN CAMPBELL - October 20 at Miller Audi torium in Kalamazoo Octotx*' 3, 10 4 pjd (R) Art — Drawings tr/ Steven Duren.at the Art Gallery Movies at Woodland - Grand Rapids Karate Kid BARRY MANILOW - October 19 at Crisler Arena in the K irthof Center (PG) / Tightrope (R) / Revenge of the Nerds (R) / Ghostbusters (PG) / The Rocky Horror Picture m Ann Arbor. October 2 3. 10 p m Show (R) / Streets of Fire (R) / Until Septem FLOCK OF SEAGULLS - October 10 at Michigan Movie - Six Week*. Manitoo, free ber (R) / The Evil That Men Do (R) Sneak Preview - Grand Rapids: Teachers (R) at Theatre in Ann Arbor. October 4 Studio 28 SAMMY HAGAR / KROKUS - October 20 and 21 Nite Club Series — Craig Karges (a hypnotist), at Wings Stadium in Kalamazoo. Kirkhof Center. Tickets still on sale now. October 7 O FF C A M P U S October 2 JOHN WAITE / SCANDAL - October 22 at the Fox Movie - Risky Business, Calder Fine Arts, stu Woman in the 80'$ • The Second Wave - The dents $1 Theatre in Detroit. Grand Rapids professional women's network prevents a lecture by Gloria Stemem at the Foun­ SANTANA - October 27 at the Crisler Arena in Ann October 12 13 and 18 20 tain Street Church Advanced tickets are S8.00 Arbor Theatre — "Measure for Measure", Calder Fine and tickets at the door are $10 00 Arts

October 5^5 October 14 20 "Oktoberfest" - held at AngeM Field and spon­ LUNCHBREAK Activity — Greek Week, events are scheduled sored by the Kalamazoo Symphony Orchestra The Lunchbreak Concert Series will begin October 3, league Entertainment provided. featuring the Devos String Quartet. Twelve mini concerts will be performed in Calder Fine Arts Center during MOVIES Now through October 21 October and November. All performances are free. Alpine Twin - Grand Rapids All of Me (PG) / The Grand Rapids A rt Museum - Architectural monu W.le Life (R) ments of Europe are on display. Eastbrook Twin - Grand Rapids Romancing the Stone (PG) / The Bostonian (unrated) Now through December 11 Drinking a Problem? Studio 28 — Grand Rapids: Until September (R) / "Mixed Beg" lecture series — A free noontime Questions about drinking? We might have some All of Me (PG) / Revenge of the Nerds (R) / series, with different topics every week. On the answers that will work for you- There will he New Purple Rain (R) / Karate Kid (PG) / Ghost 2nd of October there will he a lecture on archaeo weekly AA meetings on campus beginning October 2, liusters (PG) / The Jungle Book (G) / The logical mysteries and on the 9th there will be a 1984. The meetings will be held at 4:30 p.m. in 224 Muppets Take Manhattan (G) / Evil That Men lecture on . These lectures will be held at Commons, (the old presidents dining room) next to Do (R) / Red Dawn (PG 13) / The Wild Life the Grand Rapids Art Museum. For more intor the Housing Office. For further information call (R) / Irreconcilable Differences (PG) / Body mation about upcoming lectures call 459 4676 Deuuy at 949 5658 Rock (PG 13) 3‘ertTmeets Edwina-laugh at first sight "All Of Me" was so good, so wonderful and delightful right hand. This is one of the movies's funniest scenes. TIM DYKEMA to see. .. . how could I not go on? Meanwhile, Roger can't seem to keep from talking to Staff Writer "A ll Of Me" (based on Ed Davis's novel 'M e Two") is himself----in an imperious falsetto belonging to Edwins a movie worthy of critical praise without being "On , and in his own baritone ("I can't go in there! That's the You absolutely must see this movie. Golden Pond". This is Steve Martin's finest screen per­ men's room! Shut up and do as I say!")----to the con­ It could end right there. No, seriously this could be formance to date, and Lily Tomlin is. . . .well, Lily Tom fusion fo strangers, co workers, (Do you mind? This is a a six word review Or even half that ("Go see it"). But lin. As usual, she's terrific. private conversation!"), and eventually, the bitchy debu­ The premise/plot Is silly without being stupid. Roger tante he is scheduled to marry. Cobb (Martin) is a lowly attorney with a high-powered The confusion intensifies when Roger comes to court law firrTfWhp'd rather be a jazz muflclan. On his 38th to defend his boss in a messy divorce case after a sleep­ birthday, he makes a vow to himself to quit moon less night. When "he" dozes off during the trial, Ed- lighting with an unpaid jazt band, marry the boss’s daug wina's personality takes over, trying desperately to im i­ hter, stop having fun, and straighten out his life. tate his deep voice and brusque courtroom manner At the same time, Edwina Cutwater (Tomlin) is (scratching himself, etc.) until Roger wakes up. Martin trying to straighten out her death. She's a rich, eccentric plays the scene flawlessly. You w ill be or. the floor. invalid, nearing the end of her life, who believes money Typical was a passionate interlude between Roger and can buy anything. Even immortality Terry, the stablehand's daughter (Tennant). Having A Far Eastern mystic (Richard Libertini hilarious!) agreed to make her soul one with the universe to make has promised to transfer her soul into the beautiful room for Edwina's spirit, Terry now craves a final night young body of her stablehand's daughter (Victoria Ten of carnal pleasure. Roger is happy toablige (what self-re­ nant). By leaving her fortune to the girl, Edwina intends specting male wouldn't be?). When she slips into some­ to return from the grave and live a little. thing "more comfortable" and revealing, Roger calls her But (you knew it, didn't you?) it doesn't quite work beautiful. Edwina calls her a slut. out that way. Rounding out the cast are Selma Diamond (from When Roger Cobb is assigned to revise Edwina's will, NBC's "Night Court") and Madolyn Smith, who is won­ he gets caught in the spiritual crossfire. The guru screws derfully hateable as the fiancee who looks at the idea of it up. and Edwina takes up residence in Roger’s body In marrying Roger as an urban renewal project. stead. This, of course, is where the fun begins. The real beauty of the film, of course, is that you He finds that he still controls the left side of his don't have to be a Steve Martin or Lily Tomlin fan to body while Edwina commands the right "H er" leg takes enjoy it (although Martin does manage to sneak in one small lady like steps, "his" strides boldly forward (scenes "Excuuuuse m e!" to the delight of the audience). The of Martin trying to walk after Edwina takes over half his characters are played flawlessly, Carl Reiner’s direction body are no ivss inan ny»u>ficai}. " r ie i'* ueiitale hand is is superb, and Patrick William's music is endearing. "A ll so outraged by some of Roger s thoughts that she of Me stands on its own as a purely enjoyable 93 crushes his masculine fingers. minutes of cinematic entertainment. I haven't laughed This creates a fresh problem when he is compelled to jbb. (Steve Martin) trial to rattrain the ’ urm ■ % miaj go to the bathroom -wanting louse Numerical rafting 9 fin gar of thavpWt trapped inside Mm (you T h e L a n th o m 7 October 2, 1984 in KuHHueiuiV*uo, L U MOCMAM! / t f f c BAKXfi1 o n s

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Homecoming activities Students presented ipini banner* during half time, the contest was won by the draw enthusiasm marching band.

SHEILA ROHN The crowds also flocked to Zeus in Staff Writer concert at Louis Armstrong Theater. This w as a Iso held on Friday and was very well Homecoming activities started on received. Tuesday with Dave Rudolf at the Kirkhof Saturday was Homecoming Day, as Center Combining the serious with the well as Family Day Many parents, sib strange, uncanny and bizarre in song, he lings, and friends showed up and helped played to a small, but responsive make the day better than it might have audience been, especially after we lost to Saginaw Next was the Pie Fllngon Thursday in Valley 2fM4. The crowd attending didn't Robinson Field Those who participated, seem to let that bother them, as they though few, were enthusiastic performed several audience routines, in Also on Thursday was the judging for eluding the Wave King and Queen Out of six entries, Dave The final event of the week was the Partridge was chosen for King Karen Homecoming Dance held Saturday night Spratt was chosen for Queen from ten in the Field House Arena The was entries casual and the turnout was terriffic. Despite the rain, Friday's bonfire was Everyone there, whether dancing or just well attended, with most people enjoying listening to the music, had a great time. themselves, though some thought it could Overall, Homecoming Week saw lots of have been better. activities and many enthusiatic people.

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Homecoming Royafity: Karen Spratt and Dave Partridge ware chosen aa Queen and King. Below, a itudent gets creamed during Thursday’s pie fling held on Robinson Field.

FACES: Mary Seeger...thriving on variety

MIKE HOTWAGNER Seeger's brief, doyenne performance up till now, Grand is fluent in both Swedish and Getman She frequently Staff Writer Valley Provost, Glenn A N emeyer, commenting on the translates detective story literature from Swedish to unexpected nature of the assignmnet, says that Seeger English. Mary Seeger maintains this about herself: "Ithrive on "responded well” and added, "though she has had little A visit to Germany as a sixteen year old made a great variety and student interaction.” The events of this past direct experience, she is doing very well. She's an adap impression upon Seeger. Things International began to year have provided opportunity for her to demonstrate table person.” interest me after that trip,"she remembered Seeger also to what degree she was willing to back up that state­ Seeger's other major administrative position is returned from Germany with a good comprehension of ment. /yademic Resource Center director. The ARC Is lo the German language and culture. When Linda Johnson's work ended at Grand Valley, cated in the Commons building. The Center provides for Heredity may have also contributed to Seeger's In Seeger's doubled. Already Director of the 13-month-old a number of student needs including the formulation of terest In "things International " Her father was a clas Academic Resource Center, Seeger was chosen to tem­ distribution credits and counselling primarily within the sicist with his major area of study In Latin. Seeger's porarily fill Johnson's vacant Dean of Students’ position. framework of a student's schedule. Other services mother’s background included advanced work In Eng Johnson left Grand Valley to fill the position of Com­ of the ARC include: the coordination of new stu­ llsh. missioner of Human Right? in Minnesota. dent orientation, helping students with undecided Amid an exhaustive schedule, Seeger manages to As Acting Dean of Students, Seeger has inherited a majors, and serving as a clearing house for students with ieach one class each semester. German, her first love, is multitude of responsibilities. She oversees five Director­ learning disabilities. 'The Center," remarks Seeger, always included along with linguistics and detective lit­ ships, each comprised of five department heads and their "should be the first stop for new students." She goes on erature She was seleced to be the 'mentor ” for a gifted staffs. These department titles are: Special Student to say that she personally counsels with as many as boy from Grand Haven beginning In the near future. Services, Counselling Services, Placement and Intern­ thirty students on given days on matters concerning Seeger and her husband, Wilhelm W Seeger, a transfer credits, general education, and graduation ships, Housing and Health Serv’ces, and Student Ac­ foreign language professor here at G>and Valley, are Despite these and other engaging pursuits, the ARC tivities. Ruth G. Edward is Seeger's Administrative As­ collaborators on a soon to be published book about Ger maintains an informality all its own. Sharon Hill and sistant. man American immigration in regard to the East Jean Willette exchange words, disregarding a tall par "I will not make any administrative changes (as Frisians. Seeger says that this is an issue that concerns tition that separates Sharon’s reception area from Jean's Acting Dean of Students),” Seeger points out. "This them both very deeply. office. Peoole traffic in and out and visitors are treated position is temporary. Everyone is aware of that.” Seeger is a member and corresponding secretary with well. Inasmuch as this is a Dean's level position, Seeger the German American Edelweiss Club Formally or- contributes to major academic policy matters such as The Scandinavian furniture that decorates Seeger's student suspensions, dismissals, and probations. Of office provides evidence of her Swedish heritage Seeger See Seeger p s g i 10 10 October 2, 1984 not a cheap fix for fashion

manger of The Gap at Woodland JANIS MATHESON Mall The Gap offers this style in Features Editor their own brand, simply called "The Jean" which sells for about Have you ever heard the $28. cliche, "just when you think you The Limited also carries know all the answers, somebody several variations of the cowboy changes the questions?” A jean under their exclusive label, similar slogan can be applied to "Forenza." fashion this year, particularly The Stretto lean is a double . stitched, slim cut, shorter jean For years jeans have been which comes in stone washed basically the same, but this fall cotton denim. The Paolo jean is jeans are taking on new textures, similar, but adds a keeper tailoring, and color to create a Forenza's Largo pant is a looser statement of their own. fit with extra deep pockets along Both men and women can with the belt keeper and snaps wear "the skinny cowboy” jean The Forenza jeans range from The slim cut jean features a 32&S45. but are often on higher back and lower front, ac s cording to Mari Vanderlaan,

Back Talk. These Forenza jeans speak for themselves. From L to R the stone washed Paolo, the bleached Largo, and distressed Stretto jean. photos by

Victoria manaqer of the Limited, Wood (501 jeans), and Lee which are the jean," VanHarmelen said. land Mall. also traditionally popular, ac But with high styling comes "Jeans can be found in many cording to Donna VanHarmelen, high prices, womens jeans can shades this year, including Hudson's lashion coordinator. cost up to $70 a pair, while bleached denim, pre washed, and Woodland Mall. men's are in the $60 range. Van distressed denim, which has a Updated jean styles include Harmelen said worn, canvas look," Ellis said various colors (from bleached to "Jeans are still as popular as There are several brand names black), pinstriping, multi poc ever, they've just become so highly styled," VanHarmelen that are popular sellers for fall. keted styles, two tone denims For women. Guess, Jag, (from and tne inverted triangle sil­ said the Guess Family), Gasoline houette. which is fuller through "Today you could write a LTD, Union Bay, Jordache, and the thighs and narrow at the whole book on jeans--it used to Liz Clayborn are all extremely ankle VanHarmelen said. be, you could sum them up in a popular. "Detailing is very important few sentences, but now you In the men's department, m modern jean styles the many could write volumes," VanHar­ Calvin Klien still has it's share of pockets, iippcrs at the ankles, melen added the market, as well as Polo, Levi the belt keeper, all add detail to

1 The twilight of our semester and so shall we maintain Digging in Victory. the garbage I would like to remind everyone that MACHETTI The legend lives on MAN may just be a farce. However, I would avoid Little Mac Bridge If I were you. MOO H 0 0 HA HA HA. Joe morford MACHETTI MAN DETECTORS - SEND 5.99 to l Joe Morford, c/o The Lanthorn. Tnij Week i ifiOught i Would fui.ua Of) 3 popular niaCnO man 19o3. Me Say'S to MM, "Hsy Bud, just GVSC legend, or perhaps truth .. .and that being...... where do you get off?" But MM continued toward them MACHETTI MANI BOOMP, BOOM, BOOM. undaunted. He then begins to swish his four foot exten­ He flat struck lest October, three days previous to sion through the air. The young lady became incredibly Halloween, as I'm sure some of remember. It ,ed, while the young man stood In awe. Then, upon happened on Little Mac Brldgy^jfe/vlctlms ing it was a knife (Machettl) the two students fled manently, emotionally scarred. ( And pne permanen mberge Library for safety and . . . of course . . . so M ary stained his . It is said more. young girl strode across Little he period of the next two evenings, other similar Seeger Commons, a man began followin occurred, and the fear began to grow. Then on overcame her and she killed a night, as quickly as he had appeared, he was around. Upon doing so, this persi r, and the stories began to subside, except thing, this . . . MACHETTI MAN for the rep&f of someone dancing about in LAT at three BOOM, rips out after her with ♦n the morn! .with underwear on their head exclaiming Mender. Then the man stops and say I can flyl I c flyl But that's another story, from page 9 jokin," and the two of them breathed ast approaching and along with the 'treat' ganized in February of 1981, the Edelweiss Club, accor­ Then, suddenly, this guy with a four e 'trick'. So, be careful, your step, ding to literature on the organization. . . promotes a slobbering at tht back of tham from one st anyone with a four foot knife (duh), fuller understanding and appreciation of the customs turnstyles. Suddenly stands slobbering can opener, anything. Especially in the three and cultural heritage of Germany." as good as mine. The man was none othe before Halloween. This year's October test, presented by the Edelweiss right, skip the music you know who. It was Mr. will be a tough time for us to endure my fellow Club, wei a formidable undertaking. The Monroe Center evening , just begging to be noticed. However, he GVSCer’s. We must be strong, and we must never falter. Amphitheatre Mall resounded with the music and went unnoticed, because behind him was the Man of the !f one of us may perish, so shall we ail. So, in those pageantry of Germany. Entertainment included the evening, the true MACHETTI MAN. three day^t* the sun begins to set on the ‘College in the Schunpiatter Dancers, Chef Tell from PM Magazine, and So the guy with the Mender that originally tried Cornfield/ dig deep within yourselves, pull together, and the Edelweiss Choir. scaring the girl then assumes the role of Mr. GVSC let us hope by sunrise we are all still here This is October 2. 1984

Gridders gain respectability Cardinals bust Lakers 28-14

KEVIN GRIFFITH sure moves that ball around the Sports Editor field." The Lakers found that out Although their record drop right away as Gigliotti combined ped to 6 5 on the season and 01 with full back Shawn Loughrid in the GLIAC, Saturday's loss to ge to move the ball 67 yards in the Saginaw Valley Cardinals six plays on a drive sustained by was at least a stepping stone to a 34 yard Loughridge run The respectibility for the hapless Lakers were then able to bottle Lakers. The 28 14 set back sig the Cardinals up near the goal line for a time, but Gigliotti nailed the end of total domin ation by the opponents and a rp scooted in from a yard out to turn to head up, challenging give Saginaw an early 6 0 lead Dave Berkey nailed the extra play. “ Boy, it's great to be back in point and the score was 7 0 the GLIAC” , a relieved Head Saginaw Valley quickly Coach Bob Giesey said “ This regained possession of the ball was a good, clean game with on a Louis Scarpino punt fumble good hard hitting on both sides and drove 28 yards in nine plays They weren't better than us, we in a series that was aided by a just made more mistakes " pass inerference call in the end Head Cardinal Coach George zone On another fourth and Ihler agreed with Giesey as to goal situation, it was Mike the quality of the game Cameron who blasted in from a “ This was by far our best de yard out to give the Cardinals a fensive performance of the year two touchdown lead We have been giving up a lot of The Lakers must have heard passing and haven't been playing the crowd's mumblings about like a high quality team in our another lopsided loss as they Lanthorn Photo/Glann Paraaon past two defeats We were emo took the field after the score, Offensive tackle Keith Heika (64) celebrates amongst a group of Lakers. The Laker's total of tionally in to the game and knew since it didn't take them long to 14 points was the highest this season. the Grand Valley game would prove they weren t about to let be a big one for us." the game away from them. Ihler, whose Cardinals are After starting on their own 2 0 in conference play, hasn’ t eleven, the gridders moved the lost a conference game since he l>all to the Cardinal nine yard became head coach at Saginaw a line, via a Lynch to freshman re year ago. ceiver Bill Buckner 44 yard pass. Under Ihler's guidance, the From the nine, all Lynch had to Cardinals went from a 1 9 finish do was pitch to running back in 1982, to conference champs Brian Jones who carried it in for in 1983. They were ranked the score. number three in the nation at The tally remained 14 7 well the NAIA level in pre season into the second stanza before polls. Lynch and Buckner again da/ Ihler displayed his talents as a /led the Parent's Day crowd of coach as he chose to start reserve over 3,000, by connecting for a quarterback Paul Gigliotti in 48 yard touchdown pass on first Saturday's match up, and the down, that deadlocked the score unlikely looking Gigliotti didn't at 14 14. let his mentor down. Gigliotti Saginaw followed by sus rushed for 70 yards and scored tainmg a long driye for a score on quarterback keepers of one. moments before intermission to six, and five yards. go ahead 2114. "This was his first start ever Neither team could really get as a quarterback,” Ihler infor anythinq going in the second med. “ He certainly doesn't look half as strong defensive efforts like your typical Q.B , but he squelched opportunities for

Tailback Brian Jones was the Lakers leading ground gain»r on Saturday Jones gained 41 yards on 17 carries and scored the Lakers first touchdown of the contest from nine yards out. The Lakers would eventually lose 28-14. points. Saginaw Valley did get a ever Unfortunately, Lynch was hard fought battle lone second half score on a five also in)ured later in the game “ The future is here It's al yard run with minutes remaining and will probably never play most as if we're going back to in the third quarter by Gigliotti. football m a Laker a day one I'm gonna look at the hut the half was uneventful from gam films of the game this week and an action standpoint “ I heard that the problem see who made the mistakes Of As far as personal accomplish was ligament damage to his course, there will be ulot of com ments and disasters qo. however, knee and if that's the case, the petition then for those positions. the second half will long tie re m,u.y is very serious." a con membered by Jim Lynch The cerned Giesey said " I ’ll prob Laker quarterback, who threw ably start Houghton then this I'd really like to go down for 228 yards on the day. sur - I . U _ *i IIHiMMa " there and whip Hillsdale too " G'esey continued "I've never [hi ■ >t*uj r\L/dvc--- A..:, • • 1l»» 1 »J t<»rHcf rnat —- The Lakes w;i1 take on the sing record and became the most Chargers at 2 00p m and Giesey lost five games in a row and I'm Lanthom Ptioto/Randy Auitin Cardona productive Laker quarterback again will be expecting another sure my players haven't either." Signal callar Jim Lynch received a serious knee injury Saturday. JJt to i • ,l- ‘ 9/ i J > Z iiu'i ■ ft <43*0 (. . -■> -ri­ .-t » ♦ y • «> t imjt v* ’C 12 THeLarUhom Octobrr 2. 1984 Lakers gain from MSU 6-0 triumph

juniors and seniors on the squad, DAVE ANDRZEJEWSKI Richa'd Centala, the game Satu' and would improve with ex Staff Writer day was "all MSU as the Spa' fans were on offense most of the perience this season. Help Save A Life Saturday afternoon, the afternoon, while keeping the Grand Valley Soccer team Laker's defense on the field for Some impressive individual played host to Michigan State most of the game. Centala said performances on offense were Earn extra cash University. After the dust had the defense was working most turned in by freshman Matt Ray settled, the Lake's had fallen 6 0 often to prevent the game from mond at his center foward . do effortlessly and safely fo' their fi'st loss of the season becoming a Spartan blowout, sition, Greg Mottasched at riqht foward , and also by Tran Tuan, This loss brings the Laker's and that the Spartans play a very Donate your blood plasma season 'ecord to a still imp'es aggressive game, as evidenced by at his center midfield position as sive 2 11, after last Thursday's the five stitches received by well Captain Centala, a defen 5 0 vctory over the Reformed Larry Wate'S. Centala also said w e player, was unsure of the of inquire at: 538 -4290 Bible College that the Lakers were a very fense because, as he said, "I play According to team captain young team, with only 2 or 3 1235 28th Street SW near the back, and it ’s pretty ■ 1 " Free Delivery to Dorms only hard to see what's going on up fro n t" r i ' ° & The Laker's next scheduled $ $ $ $ opponent is the Grand Rapids School of Bible and Music, on the 4th of October, in Grand Rapids Game time is sei at 4 00. The Laker's next home game is scheduled for Octobe' mirnm 18th, agamst Reformed Bible oc§ c m College at 4 00 in the afternoon. Sunday 8 years strong afternoon with the PIZZA $2.95 Tigers 9 cheese plus any 50<^tem ELIZABETH COPELAND 12" S04 off Staff Writer

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KEVIN GRIFFITH 81, when budget cuts forced it to sweep the women's races at at 895-6918 between 8 a m and good endurance We allow all Sports Editor to be lowered to a club status " MSU 1 pm weights and si/es, except for the Sawicki's credentials are im As for the men. Sawicki has "We only ask that any coxswain who should be about Head Grand Valley State pressive After rowing and the advantage of returners Brian interested in crew should have 120 pounds " Crew Coach Bob Sawicki, after coaching Laker crew teams a Brewe*', Dave Philipiak, and a brief stint at Michigan State, is total of six years, Sawicki be Terry Lynn at the oars this year returning to Grand Valley to came a coach at Michigan State make the 1984 85 crew season and lead the Spartan's junior "Our overall goals are to: the best one ever. varsity to the only undefeated number one: win the State of Last year not much was heard collegiata junior men s eight in Michigan Regatta in April, have from the Laker crew squads, the United States all *our crews place in the since they didn't do that much With the arrival of Sawcki al three at Ohio State, and place "Last season was one of the so comes the return of a host of highly in the men's races at worst years in Grand Valley rowing talent missing from last MSU " Crew history" Sawicki said year's teams Sawick; believes tvs The crew team’s first regatta "But w e ll be doing something women's teams to be the st'on will be October 13 on the new this fa!! in that we'!! ho'd this season, especially since Detroit River against the Detroit four races in the fall and five in Kim Kaiser, Kim Organ and Boat Club, MSU, and U of M the spring " Karen McPherson will be back, The race w.ll entail a seven mile Sawicki also oo nts out that all of whom were dominating jaunt around Belle Isle crew was the first sport at Grand athletes missing from last year's "The race will be exceptional Valley preceding football by two team years. "These are the same girls that ly gruelling" Sawicki said "Crew was started here in placed at Wisconsin in 1983' If the dea of rowing seven 1966," Sawicki stated "And it Sawicki informed "Our goals miles sounds good to you remained a varsity sport until for the women as of this year are though, Sawacki can be reached Syracuse 17, Nebraska 9?

KEVIN GRIFFITH even approaching a good football team be Sports Editor cause no athlete was smart enough to get in. Well, let's take a look at a run down of What happened to Pitt? The Panthers Saturday's college football scores Michi are 9 4 m 84 That's unimaginable Just re gan 14, Indiana 6, Purdue 13, MSU 10, cently Pitt was the home of Dan Marino, Georgia Tech 28. Clemson 21; Syracuse 17, Tony Dorsett and championship quality Nebraska 9 football. And now the laughing stock of Women's crew has been especially strong in recent years. Syracuse 17, Nebraska 91" H Georgia the East. This is not to mention the Tar Tech 28. Clemson 21 !!!• Michigan 14, In Heels of North Carolina, a program that's diana 6 ? What the heck's going on here? been a complete flop so far this year. Why has the Rambling Wreck suddenly turned into the Wrecking Ball? How is it So whose going to emerge from this Check Us Out that the Orangemen blasted the Big Red? year's mess at the number one spot? Right Yes, shockingly and ama^ingly.a fright now I'd have to say that your guess is as ening phenomenon is sweeping the nation good as mine The oddsmakers in Las Parody in College Football Oh my god1 Vegas must be gomg cra/y trying to figure Don't say it's so it out. I still say the Cornhuskers of Neb But yes it is. Just when you thought raska will make a run for it As we all know Alabama or Michigan was going to be on from the past two years, one loss doesn't top forever, the doormats of the conferen mean anything when it comes to a National ce start making noise Who would ever Championship I'd also put my money on think that the Syracuse Orangemen, (just Washington. The Huskies have a decimating what is an "orangeman." Does it have defense and the easiest schedule of any some thing to do with Anita Bryant?) body to finish out the season But then losers to Nebraska 63 7 a year ago, would agam, Georgia Tech could stun everyone * * Movies For All Occasions * * make such a turnabout? Who ever could and pull it out Wouldn't that he a 4158 LAKE MCHGAN DRIVE believe that Georgia Tech, a team just shocking surprise? MONDAY-THURSDAY 11-8: barely over 500 a season ago would now FRIDAY & SATURDAY 11-9 And possibly this upset fever would be the powerhouse of the South? STANDALE • PH. XP12341 work its way into politics I can see it now And look at the teams that are gomg in y*e Grand Rapid? Press lead sport PASSPORT MEMBERSHIPS straight down Poor old Alabama Not only story- Georgia Tech Hornets sting Texas, are they 13 on the season but they've lost take number one slot Lead news story GIFT CERTIFICATES to Georgia Tech 16 6, and Vanderbilt, so Mondale Ferraro tackle Reagan regime, far It used to be that Vanderbilt, the "Har biggest upset since Truman What a year* vard of the South" didn't have anything 3 5 15 Classifieds

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DAVE ANDRZEJEWSKI The upcoming match with Sports Writer Michigan Tech will be the Wo­ WOMEN A NEW FREEDOM. men Lakers first conference Saturday afternoon, the match of the season Of the rival Grand Valley Lakers volleyball Huskies, Coach Boand said IN 1984,THE SPONGE GIVES team took three out of five "They are a much improved matches to defeat the visiting team, and should prove to be a WOMEN A NEW CHOICE. team from Saginaw Valley State good opponent The thing we College. 15-12. 1613. 15 2 have to conquer first is our prot> Coach Joan Boand was pleased lems playing without that 'home feeling." ' with the teams effort Saturday It’s been a long time .Twenty-four years, afternoon, as they played before After their swing through the and there hasn t been a sensible new option a number of fans on Parent's upper peninsula, the spikers will Day be home again on the 9th of in birth control Coach Boand, when asked October to play host to GUAC Until Tx-lay” Today, the 24-hour who the most consistent player rivals, Hillsdale Wayne State, Contraceptive Sponge. on the team was at this point and Oakland, in the days fol Today is a soft, comfortable sponge that contains was, replied "Mary Fox she lowing, will invade Laker ter Nonoxynol-9, the same effective spermicide women has been the most consistent, ritory to take on the spikers have been using for over 20 years. despite playing on sore ankles The victory Saturday upped The Sponge is easy to use. You just moisten it thoroughly with and knees She's pretty sore, and the spiker's record to 12 7 water and insert it like a tampon, and it works for a full 24 hours playing that position (middle Coach Boand is pleased by the With i he Sponge, you don t have to worry' about hormonal side effects blocker) she does a lot of fan turnout this season, but lumpinq and moving If we ran And no other non-prescription vaginal contraceptive ha^ been proven more stressed "The fans are very im ­ keep her healthy than she'll be effective Its been through seven years of extensive testing, and over 17 million portant to us, not only at home, Sponges have been sold fine " Board also said that Fox but on the road as well." The leads the team in kills and is Of course, you don t need a prescription for The Sponge It can he found Women Lakers, who finished working hard to improve on second behind GLIAC rivals at your local drug store anefat selected supermarkets In the 3-pack or convenient some of the early mistakes that Ferris State last season, have a 12-pack she had made, and said the same very good chance of taking first And thcTxiay Sponge is the only contraceptive that comes with someone of Terese Wischmeyer, who is this season to talk to: our 24-hour Today Talk Line If you have any questions, or you're just second on the team behind Fox. wondering if The Sponge is right for you, visit your student health center or give Saturday was the Women us a call at 800-223-2329 I In California, 800-222-2 329 ) Lakers first home match since Finally, you have the spontaneity you want and the protection you need But. the Laker Invitational held Sep tember 22, and Coach Boand best of all. you have another choice you never had before. had this to say about the Laker's Until T od ay recent road matches. " It was a tough road trip for us. We could have gotten a regional rating, but SAVETjOO we didn't play very well. We ON TWO 3-PACKS OR ONE 12-PACT, JoCanvmw imW M coupon 9* put-toot Good an poduen X turaeO Gonvxar pars have to overcome the problem MM i t Tc %W*t Nt m* m H i n 01 tr»5 zouooa gknlOg runftng emmmm enacted m* news of a* couoo* rev fins we have of not playing well in COMteMi » 'mm (X aucMvng !te foreign territory. At home, the yfOBrllO «QUi ______ccego# Jdo* court is much more familiar, and maim mowed 'fcs :auoon * iw* tirnstmm «» JSSfNM «• mmotfccttt Cjs* >** t 20m

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16 The Larrthom October 2, 1984 STUDENT SENATE Sporaored by the Community Affairs Committee of the GVSC Student Senate. H any questions or Hiad more information. Inquire at Student Seriate Office Come To The Next Meeting O m oT85 Student Organization with purpose o f: October 16,1984 class gift raising class spirit 4:00 p.m. Portside, organizing Silver Anniversary Kirkhof Center Class Cetertxation

Yearbook Staff student organization Ail Student Campus Directory meeting | with purpose of: produce yearbook for Sihef Friday, October 5,1984 Anniversary 3:00 p.m. in the Senate office fundraising

The Student Senate is planning to publish a directory for students that will include information on activities, student organizations, bus information and a listing of student addresses. Student input is needed. Those interested are asked to attend.

Contact: Bin Lucken at 89S-7501 or leave message in senate office

STUDENT SENATE MINUTES

DATE: September 25, 1984 Meeting was called to order at 8:00p m Rick Schraeger motioned approval of minutes Student Senate A. second by David Conklin Sponsors Student Voting B. approved Discussion on public relations November 6,1984 A. any one may speak to Lanthorn for themselves not for the Senate. B. Community affairs Committee is the Senate's public relations de partment.

Bill Lucken motioned to ratify procedure of building a constituency in the student or ganizations housing and the off campus College Centers. A. second by Rick Schraeger B. motion amended to add the words investigate the possibility- to the motion previously stated. WILLIAM ROBERT LUCKEN C. motion defeated Campus Status: SENIOR Senate Status: 3 YEARS David Conklin motioned to assign task force to look into commuter college con­ Major: POLITICAL SCIENCE stituency. Minor: HISTORY A. second by Bill Lucken Home Town: BIRMINGHAM . B. motion approved Extra • Curricular Activities: C. Report will be ready by David Conklin concerning this, by the SIGMA PHI EPSILON. SOAR next meeting. (October 16) Special Honors or Awards: Bill Lucken motioned allocations of $60,000.00 to pledge agenda Senior Senator, Vice President A. motion was defeated of Senate, President of Sigma B. Allocation money must be revised. Discussion at next meeting Phi Epsilon. President SOAR (October 16) «r- David Conklin motioned to refer the Senate Budget of 1984 back to executive com­ mittee of senate, to develop a detailed budget. A. second by Bill Lucken 6. motion approved

Karen Beens motioned executive board to present to meeting an itemized budget of last term and give a copy to everyone. I see the roll of student government as either positive or nothing. What I A. Second by Donna Hartsell mean by this is that when an issue comes before the student government, its B. motion approved reaction must be one of solution - not one of complaint. It is my experience in two years of Senate work that student compieints ere met with little reaction Task Force Chairs and even less positive effects. However, student suggestions and positive actions A. Dale Robinson resigns from Chairman for Student Discount Card. are always met with enthusiasm and always result in some, if not complete, B. Student Discount Card project turned over to CAC satisfaction of the conflicts. Student Government is inherently less exact and efficient than college administrations and are therefore at a decided disadvantage Bill Lucken motioned to have next Senate meetings October 16 and October 30. at when in conflict over some matter. So. if a student government intends to be 4:00 p.m. effective in conflict resolution, it must take part in primary decision making with A second by Shirley Webb the administration rather than complain after the decision has been reached. B. motion approved The current Senate, with this philosophy as its guide, is the most effective I have had the privi ledge of serving in. Donna Hartsell motioned to pay bill tor Lanthorn in bulk. A »acond by Thomas Gault *s ' B. motion approved

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Adorned at 5:45 p.m.