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VoL X X X V II GOLETA, CALIFORNIA, NOVEMBER 15, 1957 No. 15 French Comedy To Continue Run Tonight; Upperclassmen Mix Best Foreign Movie of 1955 Lewis Stars, Director Dr. Glenn - - - Directs At Tucker’s Grove In Sun. Hoe-Down Next on Film Series Agenda , by Penny Plomell The Best Foreign Film of The French comedy by Eugene Lachiche and Mark-Michel, “ An Italian Straw Hat,” made Preparations are nearing com­ 1955” (as awarded by the New has not been delivered to the its debut last night in the Little Theater. Repeat performances will continue tonight and tomorrow pletion for the Junior - Senior York Film Critics) is coming to American public yet, as the and resume the 21st through the 23rd. class hoe-down this Sunday at UCSBC next Wednesday, Oct. 20, theme is not considered “ box- Dr. Stanley Glenn directs the cast of 35 through a humorous plot involving a frustrated bride­ Tucker’s Grove. Following the at 7:30 p.m. in the Classroom office stuff’ as it is in Europe. groom’s, attempts to marry the girl of his choice and at the same time rid himself of an unwanted best of old-fashioned hoe-down Building auditorium. The story evolves around female and placate his suspicious father-in-law. traditions, the event will boast “Umberto D,” an Italian an old man and his mongrel Robert Crumb, technical direc­ square dancing and campfire production, has received in­ dog, both of whom are strug­ tor, supervised construction of singing among its many features. ence, Lewis hails from North Hol­ soldier willing to go above and ternational acclaim and has gling through life together the elaborate sets in the rococo Beginning at 3 p.m., this ac­ lywood High where he was active beyond the call of duty, Tom won two additional awards, in a strife for existence. The style of 19th century Paris. tivity is open to members of the in dramatic productions. Harrison plays Emile. Cast as the Joseph Burstyl Award effect of old age and its heart­ junior and senior classes. The Freshman Leads Cora, a milliner with designs the lady without an Italian straw and the David O. Selznick aches and futilities is the sig­ event, jointly sponsored by the In the leading role of Fadi- op Fadinard, is played by Bar­ hat is Diana Lillie. Mike Vaile Award. nificant motivating force of two classes, will consist of jun­ nard, the troubled bridegroom, is bara Frailey. portrays the role of Tariveau, a The film, third in the series the production, and the por­ ior-senior relay races, volleyball Laurin Lewis. A freshman with John Fox, a speech major, bookkeeper who gives a poor ac­ of foreign motion pictures being trayal of these human road­ and tug-o’-war competitions. A a major in Combined Social Sci- plays Nonacourt, father of the count of himself. Other active shown exclusively to Gaucho stu­ blocks is allegedly superb, ac­ dramatic touch will be added by bride. Cast in the role of the thespians are Bob Rogers and dents at evening performances, cording to film critics who a skit depicting the transforma­ maid is Sue MacLellan, who Ron Atwood. have viewed “Umberto D” tion of a typical freshman to a knows a little more about her A review of “ An Italian Straw throughout the world. mighty sepior. ALL-STARS COME mistress than she should. Hat” will appear in the next edi­ For four years now the show High spot of the afternoon is COUNCIL FORMS Change of Pace tion of El Gaucho. has received over-all college ap­ to be an old-fashioned square TO UCSB CAMPUS With a change of pace from proval in America, plus a re­ dance, and the music of the KNOTHOLE CREW Another treat is in store for her performance in the “ Coun­ nowned reputation in its birth­ Ozark’s famous Jubilee Band of jazz enthusiasts at SBC when try Girl,” Yvonne Bonsall plays The Legislative Council held place, Europe. USN Enlister Team “ Red Foliage” and His Country Howard Rumsey and his Light­ the role of the Baroness de Cham- its regular weekly meeting on “ Game of Love” and “ Open Boys. house All-Stars invade the cam­ pigny. As the befuddled aunt is Visits SBC Campus the Mesa campus Tuesday eve­ City” are scheduled to follow Pat Marks. Boban, the cousin, Social dancing and campfire ning. It was a non-required ses­ “ Umberto D” in the very near pus later this month to create a Officers from the Office of who is willing to kiss anyone, is singing will follow the square sion. “ swinging affair.” The tentative Naval Officer Procurement, 8th future. “ Ugetsu” and “ Eternal portrayed by Gary Brown. dancing. Judy Owen, Rally chairman, date for the performance is Nov. and Figueroa Streets, Los An­ Return” led off the series last Annette MacDonald plays He­ Junior Class President Bob reported that a committee com­ 26. The Kappa Sigma fraternity geles, will be on campus at the month, with additional showings lene, the bride of Fadinard. As a Kieding stated, “ This promises to posed of Dennis Naiman, Gradu­ is sponsoring the event. Student Union Nov. 18 and 19. resulting from the overwhelming be one of the outstanding novelty ate Manager Bob Lorden and The All-Stars, who have been They will counsel interested stu­ local response. events of the year.” herself, have begun plans for a holding forth atf the Lighthouse dents concerning officer pro­ “ Knothole Gang.” in Hermosa Beach for some time, Standards Chairman grams in the United States Navy. Class cards will be required feature Rumsey on bass, Bob Commissions are available to for juniors and seniors attending The intent of this proposal is Speech Department Cooper on alto sax and flute, Asks: ‘Any Gripes?’ college graduates in the fields of the hoe-down. A fee of 25c will to contribute a worthwhile serv­ Stan Levy on drums, Conte Con- ■ Do you have any gripes general line, aviation, engineer­ be charged to non-cardholders ice to the community. Tentative Slates Second Test doli on trumpet, Frank Rosselino concerning possible hazards ing, supply and other specialties. and lower-division participants. plans would admit the “ knot- An additional speech pro­ on trombone and Vic Fellman to student health and/or wel­ A limited number of commissions holers” free to all of the Gau- ficiency test is scheduled for on the piano. The concert will fare on this campus? If there are available to qualified women chos’ home games next year. those students whose outlines be strictly instrumental. is any such hazard that you graduates. Jim Pullman, BAC chairman, were not approved in the first This group is known for its have seen, remarked on, and For men 18 to 25 years of SBC Orators Score reported that it is impossible to speech proficiency examina­ progressive ideas. The Light­ don’t like, then the Standards age, with only two years of reschedule the Cal Poly game tion this semester, and for house was the center of early Committee would appreciate college, the Navy offers avia­ Superior Rating In for Wednesday night instead of those students planning to do West Coast jazz, with Shorty your relaying such thoughts tion cadet program. For Thursday, Thanksgiving Day. their student teaching in the Rogers and Shelly Manne per­ to us. those qualified under any According to Pullman, Cal Poly spring semester of 1958. forming there at the time. It has You may do this in three program, the Nàvy offers ad­ LACC Debate Fest traditionally, has a Thanksgiving Outlines must be submit­ become a landmark for jazz, with ways: 1) by talking to any Day football game. The pro­ ditional educatioh, executive Bruce Loebs and Bob Rich­ ted before Dec. 4, and must almost all of the West Coast tal­ one of the members of the posed change would also conflict training, good pay, travel op­ ards, transfer students from receive final approval by ent appearing there at one time committee (they are Dean with Poly’s game with San Fran­ portunities, medical and den­ Stockton Junior College, were Dec. 11. Oral tests will be or another. There are weekly Keener, Dean Reynolds, cisco State the following week. tal care and all the privileges one of the three teams to go given Dec. 12 and 13. jam sessions where famous guest Bruce Loebs, Don Cottle and Several proposed changes of accorded a naval officer. through the Los Angeles City Instruction sheets for this stars appear. The All-Stars have Neil Kleinman), 2) by drop­ the by-laws were mentioned but Additional information may be College debate tournament un­ examination may be obtained also made numerous albums that ping a note into the Stand­ action was postponed until the obtained from Robert E. Robin­ defeated in men’s upper-division at the Speech Department have rated high on the best-sell­ ards Committee box in the required meeting next week. son, associate professor of Eng­ competition. The meet was held Office, Bldg. 417, Rm. 205. ing lists of jazz recordings. ASB office, or 3) talking to lish, Bldg. C, 1313. Robinson is in Los Angeles last weekend. Tickets for this concert will me by calling me at 74358. liaison officer for naval officer Rated Superior cost $1.50, and may be purchased ■ Cy Epstein candidate interviewing and coun­ The other two upper-division at West Coast TV, 927 State St Chairman, Standards seling on this campus. Deadline for ‘Ugly Man’ Contest Today; teams to survive the four rounds without a loss were from the University of Southern Califor­ Voting Approaches: Nov. 21, 22 and 25 nia and the University of Red­ . Ugly or handsome, it doesn’t matter, but the deadline remains lands. Loebs and Richards were the same— today! Any women’s living group which has not yet also one of 11 upper - division entered someone in the “ Ugly Man” contest, sponsored by the Soph men’s teams that received a su­ class, is urged to do so immediately. perior rating. Thirty teams com­ You, too, may vote for your favorite “ Ugly Man” on Nov. 21, peted for this honor. 22 and 25. The more pennies you drop in the respective mustard Hart, Bell Win jars placed in the library and living groups the more"chance your In upper division women’s candidate has to win. competition, Roberta Hart and Your pennies will not only Roxy Bell were rated superior, help some “dieserving” male pa Sigma, sponsored by and compiled three wins against to win the contest, but are al­ TONG; Burney Metzger, Sig­ a single loss. Seven teams com­ so to be used in order to give ma Phi Epsilon, sponsored peted in this section. a needy family a Thanksgiv­ by Alpha Phi, and Jerry Roc- The team of Dave Peterson ing dinner “ with all the trim­ co, Sigma Alpha Epsilon, and Stan McGrath missed a su­ m ings.” sponsored by Alpha Delta Pi. perior rating by one point, win­ The man given the title of “ Ug­ - Candidates must have their ning two debates and losing two. liest on Campus” may be really publicity photos made fend post­ Tom Harrison and George Hart quite handsome underneath his ers turned in to the ASB office competed only twice and received disguise. Each entrant is to make by Monday. Each poster must a superior rating in one of their himself ugly by means of makeup meet with the publicity commit­ rounds. or faces. According to Dennis tee’s regulations. Right-to-Work Issue Naiman, Soph president, “ It is Lennart Gilly may be contacted This year’s national debate hoped that a great deal of spirit at Toyon Hall for candidates topic involves the controversial and rivalry will be created be­ needing pictures. “ right to work” labor issue. It is tween the contestants in order to If your living group desires a presently being argued in almost have some unusual and humor­ photo of your candidate to ap­ ous masks.” every state. Since 1944, 18 states pear in next Friday’s issue of El have adopted legislation against As of Tuesday it was evident Gaucho, contact Nancy Frey at compulsory union membership. that the women’s living groups the Gaucho office, 7-4116, no Western Tourney Next are demonstrating a great en­ later than 4 p.m. Monday. This marked the first compe­ thusiasm in the ensuing contest. It is hoped by the Soph Coun­ tition of the season for the UCSB The list of entrants has been cil that the response towards the debate squad. The team is now growing rapidly since the begin­ contest will continue to be as en­ preparing for the mammoth ning of the week. thusiastic as it has been during Western Speech Tournament, to However, there were only a its days of preparation. Contin­ be held at Pepperdine College few names available in time ued enthusiasm is sure to make TALENTED FOURSOME, Yvonne Bonsall, Laurin Lewis, Rosalind P faff and Ken Champion, are Nov. 25, 26 and 27. Top teams to print: Tony Brambilla, the contest on the SBC campus pictured in a scene from the second act o f “ Italian Straw Hat,” which opened last night in the Little from all of the Western States Kappa Sigma, sponsored by as successful as it has proven it­ Theater. Curtain time tonight is 8:30. Dr. Stanley Glenn directs the French Comedy. will complete there. Pi Beta Phi; Sil Martin, Kap­ self at various other schools. Page 2 EL GAUCHO Friday, November 15, 1957 Letter to the Editor To the Editors: Although sarcasm supplement­ ed much of the material used in A the attack on the El Gaucho’s policies in a recent issue, I can’t R help feeling that one point against El Gaucho deserves further ex­ planation. Why is Page Two, N which usually should deal with important localized editorials, quite often covered with those 0 large Union Oil Company ad­ vertisements? Those ads are interesting, but L need they be so large as to cancel good local news? Are we short of material or are we in financial D need? Ron Atwood, An unbiased but UCSB TALENT WILL PRESENT MUSIC ARE UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS curious Gaucho Ed. Note:- El Gaucho has IN THREE-DAY CAMPUS SYMPOSIUM very little control over the “The Sounds of Music” is the theme of a three-day Musical ‘OBSERVING’ FROM OUTER SPACE? ads that are in it, outside of Symposium to be presented by the Department of Music at Santa by Clark Reynolds verifying that they are in Barbara College on Nov. 24-26. This fourth annual fall music What is an unidentified flying object? Or, to be crude, what is a flying saucer? Though good taste. The ads are con­ festival will be given in the campus auditorium at 8:30 p.m. on the definite answer has not yet been reached, we (of the earth) have been perplexed by them since tracted and handled exclu­ each of the three evenings. All events are open to the public without the Creation, more noticeably since the summer of 1947, and most recently since Sunday, Nov. 3, sively by the Director of Pub­ charge. 1957, wheq a mysterious UFO appeared over Levelland, Tex., and performed many strange acts. lications. In regards to the Featuring faculty, guest artists and students, the unusual series Although the American College Dictionary reserves a place for the “ flying saucer,” and the large Union Oil aas, a por­ of programs will explore several ; ] general public is aware of the word, there are those in the majority who are ignorant of just exactly tion of the revenue is made facets of musical art, emphasiz­ of orchestral sounds extends how these objects, or discs, ap- from national advertising and ing the differences in media and from a Giovanni Gabrieli can- pear when /sighted. Several ex­ sunset. been more or less inspired by is pre-contracted; the Union textures through several periods zona through a movement from amples will be given here: It was 8:12 p.m. “ Suddenly,” actual unknown objects. For Oil ads are one of the ads of music history. Brahms’ Fourth Symphony to the July 14,1952, DC-4 flight from recalled Nash, “ a red brilliance instance, a farmer in France we receive through this con­ The first evening, Sunday, Nov. Shostakovich First Symphony. New York to Miami: Two pilots appeared ahead of us and to our sent up paper balloons filled tract. 24, the choral and orchestral These works will be performed by the names of Nash and For­ right. . . . We saw it together at with hot air in order to get As to shortage of material, groups of the music department by the University Symphony Or­ tenberry were flying their craft practically the same moment. his name in the local paper. nothing could be farther will perform four settings of a chestra, under the direction of at 8000 feet over the Chesapeake ‘What the hell is that?’ one of Hoaxes therefore are one pos­ from the fact. We consistent­ sacred text, “ Stabat mater dolo­ Maurice Faulkner. Bay near Norfolk an hour after us remarked. It didn’t come sible explanation, and ru­ ly have an overage of news. rosa.” This text, originating in gradually into view but rather mors fall in behind. Hallu­ The financial aspect is the the Middle Ages, became a fa­ seemed simply to have appeared cinations and mistaken iden­ problem that must be solved. vorite one for composers through­ on a sudden. tity of common devices are The budget for E l Gaucho is out the Renaissance and Baroque ‘ETERNAL RETURN’ FILM REVIEWED; “ Almost immediately we per­ others. set up so that the Associated periods, and has been set fre­ ceived that the brilliance consist­ Not U.S. Planes Student Body picks up the quently for concert use by com­ TREATMENT AND PLOT PROVE WEAK ed of six red objects streaking They (flying saucers) are not tab for approximately half posers ever since those “ Golden toward us at tremendous speed. American aircraft, the Pentagon ' by George Dekker of the cost, while the other Ages” of religious polyphony. . . . They had the fiery aspect of has assured us; likewise, they are half is made from advertise­ The compositions to be per­ Jean Cocteau’s “ Eternal Return” was the second film presented hot coals, and appeared to have not Russian. ments. When the current formed are by Palestrina, Pergo- in the series sponsored by the ASUCSB Assembly Committee. Un­ about 20 times the brightness of The earth has been isolated budget was drawn up last se­ lesi, Verdi and Lennox Berkeley. fortunately, an oversight on the part of the projectionist permitted the city lights of Norfolk. Their since time immemorial. Its in­ mester, the set-up was for The conductors of these reels one and three to be shown without their necessary, if unlovable, shapes were . . . circular.” Nash habitants have remained at home half of the money from ads works are music department sibling. I am one of those who, having remained to view the second said the objects made fantastic and have never infringed on the to come from national adver­ faculty members Van Chris­ reel, are inclined to forgive the projectionist. Nevertheless, it must maneuvers below the DC-4, mak­ depths of space. Yet now that tisements. Actually this is ty, Maurice Faulkner, Stefan be remembered that the film did not receive a fair showing, and that ing 180-degree angle turns and the human leaves his domain in working against us at the Krayk and Carl Zytowski. So­ our judgments must be, therefore, somewhat tentative. (Several cuts other feats impossible for con­ his invasion of outer space, the present time because we real­ loists in the Berkeley work — by whom?— also destroyed the continuity.) ventional aircraft. When finished, inhabitants (if there are any) of ize more revenue per column are faculty members Doro­ George Auric’s parody of the music from Wagner’s they blinked out like electric that space would naturally tend inch from a local ad than thy Westra and Carl Zytow­ “ Tristan und Isolde” signaled the king of unpretentiousness lights. to be concerned as to the actions from the national ads which with which Cocteau intended to treat the romance of ski, and guest artists Shirley Later their speed was calcu­ of the earthlings. If this were receive a “rate.” Tristram and Iseult. Cocteau’s source for the story was, Eisley, Chieko Sakata, John lated, and rechecked — 12,000 so, these space beings would have however, rather than Wagner’s adaptation of the romance, All is not hopeless, how­ Walser and Robert Walton. miles per hour! the utmost interest in Sputnik,. ever, and we have been work­ The second evening, Monday, the admirable re-creation by Joseph Bedier. (A paperback and a most vital interest in any ing on the problem by ex­ Nov. 25, will be devoted to a translation of the Bedier, by the way, is available for those USAF Jets so-called Russian rocket fired at panding our local advertising program of instrumental music who would like to see why Cocteau didn’t do the ancient The night of July 26, 1952, the moon. program. The end result can illustrating the sonorities and tex­ romance a favor.) A description of Cocteau’s Patrick (Tris­ 12 days later, USAF jets at­ The Air Force began three not be immediately seen be­ tures created in chamber music tram) should afford a sufficient indication of the logic by tempted in vain to chase UFOs investigations of the UFO, cause of present contracts. for two to five instruments. In­ which the new metamorphosis was generated. away from Washington, D.C., the and Canada started one. But Our two consecutive six-page cluded on this program will be We have all noted the resemblance of the Boy Scouts’ Creed strange discs flying over the re­ the answer was never reached, issues are one result of this an unaccompanied duo for violin and certain elements in medieval chivalry. Cocteau’s Patrick is stricted White House and Capitol or, if it was, then the public program. True, there were a and cello, the Poulenc Trio for such an overgrown (and overheated) boy scout: he loves to go Building areas! There Pentagon has yet to be informed. We great many ads in the issues, three brass instruments, a wood­ hunting and camping; he obviously doesn’t know anything about radar units clocked the objects seem to be no nearer an ex­ but there was also more copy wind quartet by Malipiero, and girls; and— very significantly— he doesn’t start smoking until the at 7200 m.p.h., still far above planation than we were 10 space with no additional the famous Schubert “ Trout” love potion rouses him from a state of pre-pubertal horse play. His normal aviation standards. years ago. money coming out of the quintet. greatest gift is his ability to warble like a bird, and his greatest There are innumerable We can rest assured, however, Associated Student Body Orchestral Works feat is to cut a fan belt. In short, his emotional condition parallels other cases than these, many that there is some basis behind funds. Orchestral works from differ­ his cousin’s physical condition: dwarfed. He does have the virtues more unbelievable. In fact, the official Air Force action last ent periods will occupy the pro­ of a 13-year-old, and there can be no doubt that Cocteau meant us Air Technical Intelligence November 5 ordering all radar gram on the third night, Tues­ to admire him. Center, USAF, disclosed in posts to be on the alert. Doubt? COLOR FILM FOUND day, Nov. 26. This final concert Two other points ought to be made about the character 1954 that it received 7,000 The world never will believe until A roll of exposed film , col­ has been chosen to exemplify the of Patrick: 1) Jean Marais can’t act when his face is reports of UFOs p er w eek on it sees, and until it can come up or Kodachrome, was found changing' concepts of orchestral uncovered (he is excellent with a mask; see “Beauty and the average! with a better explanation than last Saturday on Chapala color and techniques, from the the Beast) ; 2) Cocteau, or, perhaps, his director, apparently A good deal of the sight­ pilot Nash gave— “ What the hell Street following the Home earliest time in which an art of believes that ugliness of the soul is reflected in the body. ings in recent years have is that?” coming Parade. Loser please “ orchestration” can be said to The latter is, of course, a convenient convention for a visual contact Mrs. Roy Gammill at exist, through our own day. The medium, and, with Marais in the vicinity, there are endless W O . 5 5 7 4 4 . range of works in this panorama opportunities for handsome profiles and vacant grins. The' mechanism behind Marais’ effects as an actor, however, does not (fortunately) depend on facial expressiveness. Marais is uniquely capable of generating animal vitality: he charges a scene with his energy, and, when he is supposed to be unhappy, he merely shuts off the generator. I found the “ modernization” of the romance, replete with ancient castles, men on horseback and medieval-ish nightgowns, unfulfilled and unlikely to replace even the libretto of Wagner’s bombastic version. It seemed to me that the conclusion of the movie was extremely weak: the camera shifts from Patrick to Natalie- It show s with-the-dark-hair to the boat were melodramatic in the worst American Western tradition. Still, one does appreciate the effort in your eyes to refashion something great, and France is, as far as I know, the only country that has produced movies whose scenarios and inci­ dental music were composed by important artists. In fairness to when Capezios* both Cocteau and other French film producers, it should be pointed out that “ Eternal Return” is something of a low point in his career. are on your toes.

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This evil world of law­ ity to actual persons, living tried to live through a day with­ suits, seduction and tran­ University of California, Santa Barbara College or dead, is purely coinci­ out my spectacles when my ana­ quilizers should be viewed Published every Tuesday and Friday during the school year except during dental. lyst suggested that I no lofiger through some sort of pleas­ vacation and examinations periods by the Associated Students of the Uni­ needed them for the psychologi­ ant filter, lest we all go mad. versity of California, Santa Barbara College. Opinions expressed herein A Message from Dr. Spleen cal effect. The result was disas­ Think Right and Stand Up are those of the staff unless otherwise indicated. In keeping with my policy of trous. I was nauseated,7 had a Tall as you see everything Entered as second-class matter Nov. 10, 1954, at the’ post office at Goleta, inadvertently printing vicious Calif, under the Act of March 3, 1879. Mailing charge is (2.00 per year, headache and was generally de­ lush and green even in this slander against innocent indi­ payable in advance. pressed. My friend told all of our dirty gray environment. Nat­ viduals, I run the following mis­ acquaintances that I don’t need urally you become nauseous EL GAUCHO STAFF sive. Ah! The truth may hurt, glasses. I am exposed as a pho­ without your specs. Most of EDITOR-IN-CHIEF ------.------.------RAY WARD but whenever it comes to light ny. People no longer credit me us are nauseated by this un­ MANAGING EDITOR ------LOUIS G. ROBINSON it can do nothing but good. Hon­ PAGE ONE EDITOR ______I______PAT GOWER with superior knowledge. What regenerate globe. Look up, esty, my friends, is the hardest PAGE THREE EDITOR :______JOAN BENNETT am I to do? dear Goggles; your friends dear susie. medicine to swallow, but in this S E C R E T A R Y ------JANICE GRIFFIN Sincerely, don’t know what they’re miss­ SPORTS EDITOR ------« ______MIKE KAHN vile and vicious age of slandered ing.* MVS with all of the activities of PHOTOGRAPHERS .....------..... LES MEREDITH, CHUCK McFADDEN editorialisation and filthy yellow Thisbe P. Goggle STAFF WRITERS ------Craig Clark, Jerry Rocco, Lee Vanosdall, the past two weeks I journalism it is the only solution Dear Dr. Spleen: Chuok McFadden, Rosalee Fay, Keith Takahashi, Pat Gower, Dear Goggle: Six boys called me last week haven't had much of an Nancy Frey, Bruce Loebs, Joan Bennett, Paula Steffen, Ann and our only hope for conquer- opportunity to tell you Smiley, Dick Perry, Tom Chamberlain, Sharon Lawrence, Don’t fight it, you poor for a date on the same night. I Clark Reynolds, Carolyn Coffee ings.our manifold neuroses. soul. You are no fake; you am concerned. How can I cope (¿»out all of the many new and exciting fashions ROBERT MAGRUDER, ADVERTISING MANAGER Dear Dr. Spleen: are a victim. We all have our with this terrible problem. All unsigned editorials reflect the opinion of El Gaucho. little dishonesties. Some of Sleepy at the ANNEX that you I am an intellectual and my Signed' editorials and letters to the editor represent the view­ us are perpetual cynics, some My dear Sleepy: will find hard to point of the author. El Gaucho makes every effort to publish reputation is ruined. I have a are compulsive flirts, some Live, girl . . . live! resist I know , it letters from its readers provided they are brief arid in good taste. pair of tinted green glasses that are just wishy-wash about ev­ M.V.S. is so important for you to begin thinking of all the many dances, formal and otherwise, which THIS THING CALLED are coming up sooner than you imagine. JAZZ-AND ‘OLD SATCH’ I PenneyS first of all I must tell you by Toni Walsh about an extra-SPECIAL gem of an evening Louis Armstrong picked up his first horn, a cornet, in a New wrap, which deserves Orleans Waifs’ home during World War I, and today, 40 years your closer scrutiny, later, “ Old Satch” is still blowing up a storm all over the worjd. P en n ey3s what could be more perfect The stocky Negro boy from “ down South” hooked up with for those special King Oliver’s band in 1922 in Chicago. From there on it was OCCASIONS than a nothing but roses. During the twenties Louis got up his own groups black, hooded shrug? with men like Earl Hines and Jimmy Noone, and called them the particularly of note “ Hot Five” and the “ Hot Seven.” is, the UNIQUE ( With the rather steady decline of popular Dixieland versitility of this jacket, during the swing era of the thirties, Louis and Muggsy University as it is' reversible, and is Spanier kept things hoppin’ across the land lined with imitation, white, broadtail FUR. Come the great jazz revival in the mid-forties, though, Satchmo size-wise it is available skyrocketed to fame with records, concerts at places like Symphony in small, medium Hall in Boston, Carnegie Hall, the Civic Auditorium in Pasadena, and large and is priced and innumerable night-club appearances at places like Basin Street right at $22.95. in New York and the Crescendo in Hollywood. Styles! Everywhere he went and played, recordings were made. 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1309 state street 5-6565 1 HOUR FREE PARKING HOURS 9:45 to 5:25 Page 4 EL GAUCHO Friday, November 15, 1957 SIG EPS DEFEAT KAPPA SIGS TO SPORTS SCENE GRIDMEN TRAVEL TO by Mike Kahn WIN FLAGBALL, FRATERNITY DIVISION After last week’s experience, the Gaucho linemen must feel REDLANDS TOMORROW A sharp and alert Sig Ep football team turned back the offen­ that Redlands can do nothing that will be a surprise. Last Saturday sive minded Kappa Sigs 13 to 12 for the fraternity intramural Pepperdine linemen attempted to baffle Santa Barbara s line by ■ by Russ Hoyt championship. The aroused Sig Eps, playing without the services failing to remain in one spot long enough to be identified and Santa Barbara’s high-flying Gauchos, with four straight wins of their star halfback Jerry Anderson, turned what looked like cer­ classified. It looked like the Waves were playing leap-frog as they under their belts, travel to Redlands tomorrow night to battle the tain defeat into victory. It was a hard, but cleanly played game bounded from one spot to another, rushing from three to nine men. Redlands University Bulldogs. from the start to the finish. The Gauchos responded marvelously to the new stimu­ The Gauchos, after defeating Pepperdine in last week’s The Kapp» Sigs led 6-0 at half time as a result of Tony lus as Don Trauthen began to pass both short and long homecoming encounter, now boast one of the most impres­ Brambilla’s 70-yard touchdown run. They increased their and thus kept the Gauchos’ offense rolling. After the first sive records of any squad on the Pacific Coast. Their record lead as John Coutts rambled 35 yards for the score on a quarter it appeared that Trauthen could have remained with stands at 5 wins against one loss and 157 points scored as triple reverse. a ground game and still advanced the pigskin (no doubt against only 42 for the opposition. In the middle of the second his passing had something to do with this.) Last week’s home-game crowd half the Kappa Sigs were detect­ vided a variety of excitements Statistic-wise, the game was quite bewildering. Although los­ of 8500 sat on the edges of their football, then the Redlands ed for pass interference in their for both sides. The Kappa ing, 32-14, Pepperdine outgained the Blue and Gold. Oh, well; seats for three periods before Bulldogs should be in for lots own end zone. The ball was Sigs got the ball on the kick­ as it is often said, “ It’s the figures on the scoreboard that count.” Santa Barbara put on the pres­ of trouble tomorrow night. placed on the one yard line, first off but were unable to move But it is still odd to find the losing team running 14 more offensive sure to wear down an inspired Scolinos, amazed at the Gau­ down and goal for the Sig Eps. against the Sig Ep defense. plays. Pepperdine ball club. After five cho running attack, called the On the third down John Geilmg After the Sig Eps took pos­ I think the Gauchos will lead the league for the team averaging minutes of the third period had Santa Barbara club the best took a hand off up the middle to session of the pigskin they the most time to get the ball into play. elapsed, the Waves held a 14-13 rushing outfit that Pepper­ score. The Sig Eps scored their lost it on a fumble with less Iiruce Varner lead, largely due to the arm of dine has encountered since point after touchdown and trail­ than a minute to play. Meanwhile, back on the field, a special award should the nation’s fifth-ranking passer, they met the San Diego State ed 12-7. On the following kick­ With 40 seconds left to go to Bruce Varner for his yeoman work. Bruce’s blocking 145-pound Jay Roelen. squad of ’51, led by a half­ off Greg James attempted an on- play, Greg James intercept­ has been outstanding, his tackling ferocious, and of course Then the roof fell in on the back named Skeets Quinlan, sides kick. The play worked as ed a pass to stop the Kappa he is the most-called-upon baU carrier. Though Morris was Waves. Santa Barbara’s tremen­ the Sig Eps recovered at mid Sig threat. moving like a streak and had a 10-yard-plus carrying aver­ dous rushing attack began to rip field. Capitalizing on this, James For the Kappa Sigs Tony age at halftime, he was given the ball only once in the through the nine-man Pepperdine threw a 40 yard touchdown pass Brambilla and John Coutts were second half. wall and Quarterback Don Trau­ to Joe Rank. The point after outstanding and for the Sig Eps With the Waves leading 14-13 in the third period, the turning then tore* apart the Wave sec­ touchdown was no good, but the Greg James, Joe Young, John point came as Kelly Hoover put his hooks around Quarterback ondary. Before the final gun end­ Sig Eps led 13-12. Geiling and Joe Rank were stand­ Roelen, forcing him to fumble, and the Gauchos recovered on the ed the contest, Santa Barbara had The closing minutes pro­ outs. Pepperdine three-yard line and then scored. scored ■ three touchdowns and Basketball emerged with its fifth victory, PLACEMENT and GRADUATION PHOTOS I see by the 1958 Basketball Yearbook that UCSB is 32-14. picked for fourth in the CCAA, with Fresno the favorite. Engagement Portraits If Pepperdine Coach John Local feeling is that the Gauchos are going to surprise many Scolinos can be considered an people. They are in the process of developing a series of SPECIAL STUDENT RATES authority on the subject of Fast Service plays and patterns which, when worked correctly, will give any opponent fits; but it is defense which Coach Art Gallon i n ------PHOJOtSArH* expects to be the key. A team which is a hustling ball club i l i 17^ ------UNLIMITED is always tough and will win more than its share of games, Santa Barbara Loses and so far GaUon is quite pleased with his team’s hustle. Leon Schumaker Adran Adams To El Camino 7-5 who later achieved fame with liimerls Adran Adams is at it again. Adams, who is responsible for The hapless Gaucho mermen the L.A. Rams. y l o F GOLETA the water-polo team’s fine schedule, plans to organize a Gaucho Here are some of the obstacles . 7 fought gallantly but were unable / \ wrestling team. He will hold the first meeting around Dec. 1 and to close the score on the El Ca­ lying in the path of a Redlands 5798 DAWSON AVENUE PHONE 74414 by that time hopes to have a few tentative matches lined up. mino J.C. seven as they were de­ victory tomorrow: 1) Gaucho feated 7-5 at the College pool Quarterback Don Trauthen, who last Wednesday. nearly matched Roelen in the passing department Saturday, El Camino jumped to an with 170 yards gained, and one early 2 point lead when Ron touchdown scored himself; 2) Wilmot scored for the locals the speedy Johnny Morris, who as the quarter ended. The ran for a 10.4 average against second quarter was domin­ the Waves; 3) Bruce Varner, ated by El Camino as they led at the half 5-2. who scored twice against Pepper­ dine and stood out both in block­ In the last half it appeared as ing and tackling; 4) Jack Lyon, if the Gauchos might win their who caught two TD passes from first game; at the start of the 3rd Trauthen, and 5) the strong quarter they began to control the UCSB forward wall, which has ball more and were able to get been pushing opponents around. many more goal attemps with Linebackers Leon Schumaker Ron Wilmont doing most of the and “ Lucky” Pullman drew spe­ MUSIC MAJORS! Know how to change shooting. cial praise from both the Pepper­ a glee” club from a loud crowd to a In the last period Walt Swit- dine mentor and Gaucho Coach kin and Wilmont each scored Ed Cody. lyrical miracle? Simple: just promise while El Camino was held'to a Comparing scores of com­ ’em a Lucky break! A Lucky’s a light single score. Goalie Brian Hurst mon opponents, the Gaucho again turned in an outstanding prospects for victory tomor­ smoke—the right smoke—for anyone. job. It was left guard Bill Bryson row do not look so rosy. Red- It’s all cigarette—all fine tobacco! who time after time stopped El Camino scoring threats by block­ And that naturally light, wonderfully ing shots or stealing the ball; Ed good-tasting tobacco is toasted to taste Nelson was another defense standout and reserve guard Bob even better. Hold your rehearsal with­ Bowen helped to thwart the El out a Lucky break, and you’ll get Camino offense. Wilmot and Car- son of El Camino were the top nothing but Choir Ire! Chorus: Light scorers with 4 each. up a light smoke . <. a Lucky Strike! Water-Poloists Meet Bruins Down South W H AT IS A BURGLAR ALARM? W H AT IS VERY SMALL TYPE? WHAT « D.D.T.t WHÁT DOES A GEOLOGIST COLLECT# Santa Barbara’s waterpoloists journey southward today to match Victor Snider strokes with the Bruins of UCLA. lands, which now boasts a 3-3 The contest is scheduled for 4 season record, has defeated p.m. Pepperdine, 20-7, and Occi­ While the Gauchos are the dental, 26-20. It can be re­ decided underdogs, the match called that the Gauchos were should provide valuable experi­ upset by Oxy, 21-6, in the ence for team members. Santa second game of the season. RAYMOND COMEAU. JR.. Crime Chime KARL MANTYLA. Squint Print JOHN BREVELLC. Bug Drug Me r e d it h scHELLPFEFFER. Strata Data U. OF DETROIT Barbara’s defense has improved It is obvious, however, that U. OF WISCONSIN HOLY CROSS OKLAHOMA A. ft M. greatly as the season progressed, the Gauchos are not the same but until a serious offensive club that lost to Oxy. The Bulldogs are led by Half­ threat can be developed, the Gau­ W H AT IS A SUM IRISHMAN? back Howard Tipton, currently chos’ chances for a victory are Don’t just stand there... third in SCIAC rushing, second slim. in punting and second in scoring. STICKLE! MAKE $25

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