The Glenville Mercury Volume VL, Number II Glenville State College, Glenville, West Virginia Friday, November 9, 1973
J Sadie Hawkins Rarin To GO J We J!! See Ya J!! At Th J 4-H Thang By Kim Wilson It's Dogpatchin' time agin. Th' Sattid~y afternoon at 12:30 on fer all ye cigar-smokm' females annoal SadIe Hawkins Day weekend th' 4-H grounds, th' doin', will be thar will be one heck of a c.:ontest i\ set an ready. Th' 4-H grounds is commenced by th' Marryin' Chase. The defend in' champeen. Kay 'Muck tho place and th' time to frolic isi All eligible men will be ripe fer Bunton, \vill be back and a-movin' 12:30 p.m to be ketched by an y female of a them thar lungs. Yep' Th' whole darned clan is marry in' mood. Ceremonies will be h:r ai' ya underwater dogs. thJr a-c.:omin' b:lck fer another fun-fi1led performed by Marryin· Sam the will be one of the be,t apple bobbin an froli(in·~it-together. Thar'sMarrin' Dogpatch preecher who will do honors contc~h to hit these h)'ar parh sinl·c, Sam. Pappy Yokum. Mammy Yokum, rite thar on th' spot Thar will be Joe Parton dcfendin' apple bobbin' the dirty Scragg Boys, and the Skunk a \hght fce which one must pay champeen is expected to hit Dogpatch Hollar Boys. Thar all gonna' be here. Marryin' Sam. however, you gil two fer all ya non-swimmers, a life guard Th' mayor of Dogpatch will be hen berries ( to you all city slickers will be thar a-headin' thO festivities. He'll be fol who don't know Dogpatch slang. Fer all ya pole c1imers thar is lered by Eddie R.cketyback, Hopeful, you git two aigs) to break over Marryw' gonna be one of th' greasiest poles Wolf Gal, Harrless Joe, Moonbeam Sam's noggin in repayment fer what ya ever did see. Bring yer spurs an' McSwine, Lonesome Poleea t, Tiny Tim he h(l~ done fer yeo dim in' boots fer thar is a 5 dolla' [he "whole darned clan" is getting together for Dogpatchill time this General Bullmoose, Honest Abe and Next, thar er gonna be sack races bill at th' top. \\t!Ckend. Pictured above I-r: Howie Hoeltzel, Reggie Stewart. Phil Tharp, other Dogpatch dignitaries. which er open to any person what Be thar an see th ' strength of th' J(:IIthie Fox, Kim Wilson and Corby StaJnaker. thinks they can shimmy across that Th' mayor of Dogpa tch is d century when the tug-a-war commences. sayin' that th' big day is Nov. 10. thar finish line without fallin' down Gals fust, then them thar he-men. AU students attending the Shrine Fer all boys and gals that don't in mud and gittin' trompled by th' "Godspell" To Play Bowl game at Parlcersburg must buy know 'bout this hyar Sadie Hawkin's on-comin' champeens from last year Finally ya can perchas' a pie an' tickets. Student J.D. cards will 'not Day, it's piled full of events. Races will be run fer girls first and throw it at yer fav'rite Theta Xi. be honored_ High School coach's then them thar wildmen can have Th' main finale, the Dogpatchers' cards given out by the West Virginia thar chance. Stomp will be in th' baUroom from At Glenville Tonight Secondary School Activities Com Next, thar er gonna be sack races 9' til 12' Sattiday nite. Th' music "GodspeU" will be presented to miss~n will not be honored. Also fer all you Dogpatchers who fer all these shindigs is a-gonna be night at 8:00 p.m. in the auditorium Mercury Is 44 think you should have been in la st played by some city slickers called by the National Company. The pre> yeer's World Series, we have that 'The Bare Existence.' So you gals gram is not open to the public (by thar aig throwin' contest whar aU git reddy to chase themfellers down. contract) but for the College com Alum ni News On Novemb er 25 can show thar pitchin' 'tbility. Us Dogpatchers'll be a seein' ya' at munity only. Tickets will be required them thar doins'. The Glenville Mercury will cele fot admission and the tickets may be The Alumni ASSOCIation of Glen Refreshments will be served at th' brate it 44th birthday on November 3
The Glenville Pioneers completed the Pioneers to move the loot play Anderson found Buffington for therr 1973 regular football season ball and Glenville\ outstandlflg de 12 rds. and Ken Morrison for 10 yds. undefeated, by crushing Concord ·52- fense. The only other score In the to place the ball on the M1. Lions' O. The G-Men scored by land and half cause on Jay Chambers 23 yd H yd. line. From there Anderson by air and several limes easily \\:ith field goal. Scott Hamilton mter hit Morrison in a 3 and 4 situa tion the help of [herr defen>e. cepted onl.;! Concord pass and Fd for a 6 yd. TO. After the extr On the first play of the game, Williams pIcked off h" third Con point, Glenville led 38-0. Don Brady took a kickoff on his cord pass on the Mt. Lion's 37 yd. The fourth quarter was a replay own 15 yd. line and sped up the li;;c. John Pratt got off a 17 yd. of the third with Glenville domin middle for an 85 yd. touchdown run t(1 Concord's 21 yd. line for a ating every statistic. Defensive e nd run. Jay Chambers added the extra .1 r c;:! down. Then J 1m Carter and Bernie But trey recovered a Concord point and Glenville led 7-0 with Mike Robison moved the baH to the fumble and ran the ball to Concord's 14:46 to go tn the first quarter 7 of Concord where Les Facemyt·,£ 3 yd. line. On the next play Rick The 2nd time Concord had the ball. scored on a seven yard run. Cham Lemley raced around left end and Glenville's defense gave their offenSt! bers added the extra point and Glen after Chambers' add of the COOlIer good field position. The Mt Lions ville led 24-0. sion, the score stood 45-0. tried to punt but Rob Ha.rdman Glenville got the baJl again with On the last play of the game, blocked the kick and Scott Hamilton 6:03 to go m the thud quarter. Joe Mitchem raced 7 yds. around recovered on Concord's 3 yd. hne. A Concord punt gave the ball to Gte"," right end for Glenville's last score Three plays later on 4 and 1. John ville on their 24 yd. line After The final score stood 52-0, Glen Pratt scored a TD and after ChamberS Mike Robison ran for nine yds. and viUe. One fact that might be men Number (87) Steve Buffington is shown hauling in Ollis Anderson's added the extra point, the G-~Ien Carter gained 4, Anderson hit Buf tioned is that Glenville's defense is touchdown pass.. Buffington tied a school record for most TD receptions led 14'{). Much of the rrrst half fington on an II yd toss to Glen ranked sixth in the nation, ahead in a season. was dominated by the inability of vil le's 48 yd line On the next of smaU coUege power. Grambling.
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Now that win number eleven JV's to a Q.{) standoff last Monday. is safely tucked away, I guess every The G-Men had several scoring '-'p one ca.n start getting psyched up for portunities but just couldn't seem to the WVIAC playoffs at Parkersburg get the baU across the goat line. Saturday, November 17 , 7 p.m. at Ted WiUiams played good defensive Stadium r icld. A sellout crowd is ball with two interceptions.. Tom expected so if you'rc plannmg on Smith, Luke Mc Kinney. and Chuck going you'd bettcr get your tickets Drainer also played welL right away Stude nt and ad ult tickct'i The Pioneer defense is ranked are on sale in Dr. DoUgent!r's, office sixth in the nation (his week. The so let's aU help the Pioneers to win defensive group is also 20th against number 12 . rush. Coach Adolfson and Coach Coach Bill Hanlin GlenviUe faces the 1'3ITmont I'a! Milliken deserve a lot or credit for cons who beat West Liberty last Glenville's strong defensive work. Saturday night 41-22 to clinch the Glenville is only five points out of Meet Coach Hanlin Northern division crown I alrmont fITst place in the NA lA diviSion II. lIead football coach Bill Hanlin lost to the Pioneers in the regular Westmlnisc.er, Pa . lost last weekend is in hIS eighth season at Glenville season 10-7 but last Saturday the <;() maybe the PIOneers will pick up State College. He had formerly coach Falcons exhibited a ground aUa cJ... some of th eir ratmg points, if so we ed at Tyler County and St. Mar y .... they had not used all se3\On. Th..:: (ould be number 1 In 1963 while at S1. Marys hili Falcons gamed 344 yards rushing The football team set several re team scored 308 points in ten game~. against a supposedly strong West cord~ this year. The team set a while holding the oppc:-ition ~COTl' Liberty defense. The Farrmont air -chool record for most wins in a less. Coach Hanlin's record a' Glen attack gained only 24 yd,. but the '>Cason and by gomg undefeated they ville includmg the 1973 SI. asol' I ii ground game "'imply wore down thl.' a lo;o se t a record. Jay Chambers se t 41 wins. 27 losses, and 2. tie;). I-lilltopper's defense a re cord for most extra points in a When asked about the game The Pioneer defense did It again ~a~on \'I1th 37. Raymond SWlsher''\ against I:airmont and its importance Not only did they hold Concord old record wa~ 30 In onl.:" season. he rep lied, 'the importance of this scoreless, the Mt. Lions picked up Chris Anderson has a schoo l r(.'cord game is indescribable, although we but 19 yds. rushing. True, Concord for most T D passes 111 a sca~ n with arc 9~0 we stiU have to defeat l'-alT gained 152 yds. In the alT but you 13 . SIeve Buffington llcd a school mont to be conference champs. must remember Glenville pICked oft record with 5 TO ca tches In a ~ason When queried on a pos:;ible NA I A five passes. Ed Williams was the Jim Carter set a school reco rd with playorf invitation he said,"We have biggest thier with threc interceptions. 166 yds on kickoff returns agaimt made several calls and the NA IA Williams has only started four games Hillsdale. rating of number 2 does have a for Glenville but he is doing an out everyone have a good weekend bearing, that's why the I"airmont standing Job in the pas'S coverage and Sadie Hawkins. Remember Nov game is so important, It's Just like department ror the Pioneers. G len e mber 17!! starting a new season. ville came out of last Saturday's game with several InJUTl e~. Marcus Rice and John Pratt had twisted PLAYERS' PROFILE ankles. Prall is on crutches but he is expected to be ready for the The two players profiled tim playoff game. Dr. Manley, Dr. week arc Lc s Facemycr and Dave Dollgencr. and the student managers Ne uner. Both of these men play deserve a lot of credit lor keeping offense and have had ~ po~itlve the G-Men In sUl'h good shape. effect in spa rking the Pioneers to Rick Lemh.:y IS no longer number an undefeated season. one in the nation 10 punt returns. Lcs Facemyer is a Junior physi "Happiness is beating Concord 52-0." This is typified by the smiles of a major rea~on being that oPPo'iing cal education major from Milton. Faccmycr ha s started since the middle Tri-uptain Mark Reger in last Saturday's ballgame. teams are Just plain ~ca r ed to kick th e ball to Lem ley who is now no of hi'\ freshman year. This year h( two in the NA JA with a 22.4 average plays nanker and has caught I ? Intramural Volleyball Flight Members Are Listed A big hand should go to Don Brady passes. I'al:c myer has also scorc( who took the opcnmg kickoff and four touchdowns on pass receptions Teams in I light III of Intramural Tau Kappa Epsilon No. I. Luther raced 85 yds. for a touchdown! Dave Neun2r Volleyball are Lambda Ch, Alpha Hanson, Rick Pierson. Stl.'ve Lewis. Only a freshman. Brady has demon Lcs Facemyer Lions: Mitch Mace, Dave Jaffre, Jim strated that he ha s a great future Mike Snider, Craig See, Gary Cotton, He has the top rushing average a Mattox, Roger Allen. Joe Lothes. at Glenvill e with his tremendous Mike Bumgardner, Roger Miles.John mong the regulars with a 6.1 average. Bob Sponaugle, Ri ck Lacek, Ted Hall,MerlinTrickettand Curtis Kimble acceleration off the line ofsc rimmage Dave Neuner is a freshman phy Williams and Guy Dooley. In the wmner's circle this week T he Pioneer JV''\ played Marietta sical education major from Loul.~vilk. Facult y II : Buford Young, Chris are Lambda Chi Alpha Lords over Kentucky. Ncuner has been a o;tand· Orr, Kris Sjostrom. Butch Hay s., Ron Tournaments for mens intramural Tau Kappa Epsilon Ill , Dr. Zorbas out on the Pioneer's offenSIve line Gunderson. Toney Jones, rrank Puskas defeated No. 10, A nimals downed volleyball will begin nex t week. The at tackle. Hi ... play j" typIfied by and Allen Arbo~asL Lambda Chi Alpha No. I, Veterans lOP two teams plus ties in each fl ight his hard-blocking 3nd desirc. Neuncr Frank Carroll Big Five: Dick beat th~ Kicks. Winners Lambda will be placed in a single elimination ove r wa'S a big find for the I'ioneer coach Black, Larry Jefferson, Jerry Stewart, tourney. Coach Carney will post Chi Alpha W.U.T.'s B.U.T . No. I Ing ')taff and it looks likc hc will Greg Miller, Villiopana Villonpa. Jeff schedules for tournament play in def~at~d Balanced 9, rtank Carroll ha ... c three more productive yean Kutz,AlIanGrovesand BuddySharfer. 5 beat Tau Kappa Epsil on I, Lambda the PhysicaJ Education building. at G lcnville. o LUgaf ' DavldPerine. David Moses. Chi Alpha Rookies downed th e Bar Jim Scott,SteveHorncr, Ted Richards, Lambda Chi Alpha Lions, Lambda rel s, Winners over th e Knicks. Veter Rick Lemley and Jim Carter led Mike Kerns, Sam Sommerville. Rod Chi Alpha Rook,e, beat No. 10, ans beat Lambda ChI Alpha WU.T.'s. the WVJAC in punt returns and kick Luzier, Ted Daughtery, Bob O'Dell, and lambda (,)" A Iph a Lord, de· Lambda Chi Alpha No t over Tau off returns resp.t:ctively. Reed Cunnmgham and Gus Perkms. Kappa EpSilon II . Dilllgal defea ted feated thl' Hiurels. Page Four THE GLENVILLE MERCURY Friday, November 9, 1973
SEMORS: T he placement office Plans For Thanksgiving Newspaper Group has information on summer, generaJ and teaching jobs.. They also have Include Unlimited tood informa tion concerning job vacan According to food manager, Mr. Takes Beckley Tour cies. W~yne Harkins, plans have been made fOT the annual Thanksgiving Dinner. Tuesday, Nov. 6, the Ma ss Com This year's dinner will be on munication class and the Mercury Wednesday, November 14_ The meal staff toured four communication fa S. Congress will be in a candlelight buffet style. cilities in Beckley and Oak Hill. The menu will consist of Steamship The cIass left GSC campus at 7: 15 a.m. and arrived in Beckley (beeO carved to order with plates Urges Spirit of chicken from which to choose. around 10'30 a.m. First stop of the Along with this there will be baked tOUt was at WJLS radio station in The Student Congress has recently potatoes, hot vegetable. assorted Beckley_ WJLS is in the process of embarked on a school spirit cam a converting to computer tape pro paign. Numerous. signs and posters sala~S and desserts. and hot rolls graming. Within the next three pertaining to the success of our foot with butter and jelly A s always. months they hope to run a 24-hour bal1 team have been placed around students will have their choice of program completely computerized campus. Plans arc in the making for beverages. without the aid of a disc jockey. the thu c;e to be held Thursday. Nov ~1r Harkins firmly states that The second stop of the trip was at 15. Be surt! ·0 watch for posters this is one meal that will be un the Biggs-Johnston-Withrow printing dealing with the ~ecifk time and limited, which means }o u can eat all you want. shop. Owing the tour we were taken place for the thuse. through a complete process of de The Student Congress e. presses signing a business form through de great desire for a good cheering sec veloping the final product. tion at the championship game. This Education 201 Classes After this stop the group dined at necessary item is vital to our team's Henry's Restaurant. The next stop success. so make every effort to come Standing in front of the new Drivers' Education car, donated by Glenville was at the Beckley newspaper of to the game with as much enthusiasm Teach Many Services Motor Sales are: Mr. Riffle, Dean Maze, President Wilburn and Mr. Chapman fIce where we were able to see the school spirit as possible. This year The Education 201 classes, under who owns Glenville Motor Sales. Raleigh Register being printed_ Wire has been a great year in GSC football the direction of Dr. Jones, are ac services were viewed and la test print history but we can still make it even tually community service classes. ing processes were expla ined and greater. The Education 201 students are re Judges Selected For Drama Season displayed. The Sl\Jdent Congress will be quired to observe children or youth The fourth and nnal stop along seiling blue and white shakers for for ten hours. They are instructed to Ohnimgohow Players are pleased suIts will be revealed at the annual the way was the WOA Y TV station the November 17 WVIAC Champion observe carefully the children and awards banquet, along with the pre to announce the selection of a board in Oak Hill. A tour of the station ship game in Parkersburg. The cost learn to understand them. But much of judge1 for the 1973-74 Drama sen'tation of two Technical Awards.. gave a sneak preview into the evening of the shakers is $_25 each and more is coming out of Education C)eason. Each of the nine members an Outstanding Ohnimgohow Award, news. can be purchased from lI 'OO a_m. to 201 and has been for the past - 5 are required to view at least one per and a Traveling Best One-Act Award. On the trip home, the students 1:00 p_m. in front of the old cafe years or so. These students work in formance of each of the major pro visited the Hawks Nest Zoo and the Headstart, Big-Brother-Big"sister,church The following members of the teria and from 4:30 p_m. to 6:30 p_m_ ductions t his school year. At the New River scenic overlook. organizations, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, faculty and student body have been In each of the dorms. Shakers may close of the season, each judge will Students making the trip were: 4-H, the welfare department, and selected: Dean Clarence Maze, Dr. also be purchased at the Information receive a ballot with the candidates Donna Hamrick, Kim Wilson, Martha many other organizations. Many of Raymond Jones, Dr. Byron Turner, Center. for Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Steorts, Tom Harvey. Jeff Jackson, the students become so involved Dr _ Espy Miller , Miss Jeanne Kobu Supporting Actor, and Best Sup Deloris McKown, Marilyn King, Keith that they continue on after their szewski, Mr s. Yvonne King, Mr. King and Mrs. Mary Morrow and porting Actress on them, at which Morrow, Ruth Swatzyna, Steve Boil 10 hours are achieved and many of Steve Nichols, Raylene Ray, and transported by Mr. John Hayner,The time they will vote and return the on, John Wolfe, Don Cuppett, Kay the students are the advisors and Joseph Boyd. trip was ananged by Ruth Swatzyna. ballots in sealed envelopes. The re- Bunton. accompanied Mrs. Yvonne organizers of their activities. Ms. Strosnider Elected .I. To WYC MEA Positi on A t the fall meeting of the West Virginia College Mu sic Educators As sociation (WVCMEA). held at West Liberty State College in October, Miss Kay J . Strosnider, assistant pro fessor of music. was elected to the office of secretary-treasurer. Other newly-elected officers of that state music organiz1tion mclude Dr. Jon Engbert (WVU), president; and Rob ert Hamrick (Alderson-Broaddus). vice-presid ent. Both Miss Strosnider and Dr. Ra' - mond Jones, assistant professor of music. attended this two-day meet ing representing Glenville State C(.~ lege_ The WVCMEA has voted to bring the 1974 fall conference to the cam pus of GlenviUe State College. Ap proximately 50 music educators are expected to attend from state, pri Peggy (Patsy Sjostrom) aqd Buddy (Dean Stout) get tOl(ether in <::tay Miller looks on as a nurse prepares John HaU and Steve Pridemore vate, and church-affiliated colleges to gIVe blood at the Blood Drive held on Wednesday and Thursday. and universities last week's production of COME BLOW YOUR HORN FREE PREGNANCY RESEARCH MATERIALS ALL TOPICS Ben Franklin Store TESTING Theta Xi 's Write or call for your up-to -date mail-order catalog of thousands of PREGNANCY TERMINATION outstanding research papers. Enclose Congratulate $1.00 fo r postage and handli ng_ (202) 872-8070 WE ALSO DO GOOD QUALITY 9-0 CUSTOM -MADE RESEARCH T HE NEW WOMAN'S MERCHANDISE CLIN IC PIONEERS CAMPUS RESEARCH 1990 M STREET. NW 1429 Warwick Avenue (Suite #0 Warwick , Rhode Island 02888 Glenville, V.'est Virginia WASHINGTON. DC 10036 (401 ) 463-9150 COMMUNITY Joe's YU·(io Inn AI's
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