Broadway's Smash Comedy About the Sexes
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Broadway’s Smash Comedy About the Sexes Written by Rob Becker THE CABARET AT THEATER SQUARE IS A PROJECT OF THE PITTSBURGH CULTURAL TRUST The Pittsburgh Share big news with friends. Civic Light Opera Association Share Highmark ID card with doctor. OFFICERS Keep feet up. Honorary Chairman of the Board Vice Presidents/ Vice President/Special Events Julie Andrews Education & Outreach Laurie M. Mushinsky Christine M. Kobus Chairman of the Board Gary R. Truitt Vice Presidents Joseph C. Guyaux G. Reynolds Clark Vice Presidents/Human Resources James R. Kane President Todd C. Moules William M. Lambert Charlene Petrelli Secretary Vice President/CLO Ambassadors Johanna G. O’Loughlin Vice Presidents/ Frederick C. Leech Long Range Planning Treasurer Vice Presidents/Audit Michael E. Bleier Edward T. Karlovich Timothy K. Zimmerman Alvaro Garcia-Tunon Joseph C. Guyaux Executive Director Emeritus Chairman of the Board Todd C. Moules Vice Presidents/Marketing Charles Gray Michael F. 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It still holds the title of the longest-running solo play in Broadway history and to Defending the Caveman date has been seen in 45 countries in 18 different languages. I think we Pittsburghers deserve an award too, because during its run at the CLO Cabaret in 2011, more than 12,000 people saw in the Cabaret at Theater Square. our production! I hope you enjoy it again today, or for the very first time, in which case welcome to the club. This popularity of the show is a story unto itself - for the latest and greatest on We are thrilled to partner with our friends in the Cultural District, the Pittsburgh CLO, Caveman doings visit www.defendingthecaveman.com. to offer you this intimate and unique theater experience. I am excited to announce that our next musical at the CLO Cabaret is (the triumphant reprisal of) Plaid Tidings, which will debut in November. Those adorable boy crooners are returning just in We are proud to be your host at the Cabaret, which is owned and operated by time to put some Christmas harmony back into a discordant world. Their timing is always dead on. The Pittsburgh Cultural Trust and is part of the Theater Square complex, located in the Cultural District. Theater Square encompasses not only the Cabaret and In more holiday news, I hope to also see you at the Byham Theater for our much-loved, adjacent Backstage Bar, but also several convenient amenities: a parking 22-year-old Pittsburgh CLO tradition that is A Musical Christmas Carol, which this year runs facility, centralized box office where patrons may purchase tickets to any Cultural from Dec. 6–22. Tickets are available now, including Group tickets and special School Matinee District performance, and a live broadcast studio operated by WQED-FM 89.3. performances. And, since we’re already talking Christmas, please remember that Pittsburgh CLO Gift Certificates are a thoughtful way to share holiday cheer with that special someone and are We would like you, our valued arts patron, to have a memorable and enjoyable valid for our 2014 Summer Series. You can take advantage of this creative gift-giving idea by experience at the Cabaret. The house staff is happy to answer your questions or calling us at 412-281-2822 or by visiting pittsburghCLO.org. address any problems you might have. Please don’t hesitate to ask them for assistance. Thank you for being here. Your continued patronage allows us to create new and exciting productions for you year-round. If you like the Caveman, tweet, text, or plain old share the We hope you enjoy this distinctive production of Defending the Caveman good word with friends. presented by the Pittsburgh CLO, and that you share with your friends this special experience at the Cabaret. We look forward to you joining Now, let’s get our laugh on. us again for live entertainment in the Backstage Bar and other events throughout the Cultural District. Enjoy the show! Thank you for being here. Your patronage is deeply appreciated. Sincerely, Van Kaplan Executive Producer J. Kevin McMahon President & CEO, The Pittsburgh Cultural Trust CLOcabaret.com - 3 MSA-CLO-May2012 5/23/12 1:03 PM Page 1 Opening Night August 1, 2013 PITTSBURGH CLO VAN KAPLAN, Executive Producer Along with Theater MOGUL Presents Written by Rob Becker at The CLO Cabaret Starring VINCE VALENTINE (Aug. 1 - Sept. 8) Because every life has a purpose. JOHN VENABLE (Sept. 11 - Oct. 20) This performance will include a fifteen-minute intermission. The use of any recording device, either audio or video, and the taking of photographs, either with or without flash is strictly prohibited. Please take a moment to silence all cell-phones and other electronic devices. Our Mission WARNING: Serious snuggling may occur during performance. That men and women may work in safety and that they, their families and their communities may live in health throughout the world. www.MSAsafety.com Pittsburgh CLO is a founding member of the National Alliance for Musical Theatre, 1-800-MSA-2222 Independent Presenters Network and The Broadway League. The Cabaret at Theater Square is a project of the Pittsburgh Cultural Trust. Interim Co-Chairs: Carolyn D. Duronio and Charles J. Queenan, Jr. President and CEO: J. Kevin McMahon 4 - DEFENDING THE CAVEMAN VINCE VALENTINE FUN FACTS • Experts agree that a smile is the most positive signal you can give. It reaffirms your enthusiasm and good nature. • It is estimated that in a lifetime a person will spend 20,160 minutes kissing! RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE • A passionate kiss burns about nine calories. SHOW A LAUGHING MATTER • At any moment one in four people is daydreaming about sex. HISTORY Defending the Caveman is the longest running solo • Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate. play in Broadway history and now a celebrated A San Jose, California native, worldwide success. Caveman has won the hearts • Sex burns 360 calories per hour. Becker started performing in of millions across the globe. Translated into 18 the San Francisco Bay Area languages, Caveman has been performed in more • 66% of men like to make the first move in a relationship. in 1981. than 45 countries to date. Its “outrageously funny • The average person falls in love seven times before marriage. and surprisingly sweet exploration of the gender He has been a frequent gap” (Chicago Sun Times) has made Defending the • The longest engagement was sixty-seven years, according to the guest on national television Caveman “a comic phenomenon” (New York Times). Guinness Book of World Records. The happy couple finally and radio programs including With hysterical observation on contemporary wed at age 82! Late Night with David feminism, masculine sensitivity and the erogenous Letterman, Good Morning zone, Defending the Caveman has found a way to • The first couple to be shown in bed together on America, The Today Show, mine the common themes of relationships that goes prime-time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.