» . o UP WITH THE JONESES.Pa Is Pretty Nearly Itight. By POP. AMTTSEinarra. j KEEPING TO "* ______s B A Happiness ~ i ELASCO 7. «TTTIMbT I Q > ^ A ComfflT in Thrrr Act* by Harry Jama* Too. -rvV Love BurT r OMLY erf little well tw 30xe3e! vou Doktt v M*w' JES GO (GROUND TO<5 1 Smith (Antho* Mr*. Humpa'cacl LH(h). ctzaes! Vflwre ve ewd- all the My neighbor Johnsing can o' pete MANl' he50 ^p'^lve * nee0 ftny "fwe . "THE EYHHJITOR5' EviTd^NCE OH! IMOGEN a corWTO! tvv coy are ( _/; ?\ WHk NORDSTROM lot of things that 1 afford CkS , suell5 ftN' SCRATCH ON the Door MARIK_ HAVE A Bu UNfc' wfttrrs p,,SIE TOUfllM dollys y'poop- \^~ \y ' yet I'm not envious or bored,cannot: GOlrf An" LET NEXT WEEK.SEATS NOW beneath my collar I'm not hot. HEART! > To QO TC "THEY'LL TOu tN FOR S nothin" 1 UKJtT.' T he Show W ith Champagne I laxof My neighbor Johnsing has a roll , j Davjg 70U that's large enough to choke a MKjHT EVEN wiN * PR»Z1E ) steer; 1 contemplate him and my soul is smiling still from ear to 1 ear. l'or one thing is supremely \N ) ' ^ true.as some one said in ringing tones.that happiness has naught to do with what a human being owns. Old masters hung upon the wall won't bring a nickel's worth of bliss. The rich man in B.F. KEITH'S ' his gilded hall is always saying 'Moved audiences to L .FORMER^ ^ X>OG capacity things like this: ".The gladdest enthusiasm".Post. I time I ever was when 1 spent THEODORE KOSLOFPS lived in yonder shack and had to husband every cent to buv f for my back." I likesuspendersto BALLET RUSSE JACK WIIJO\ TRIO. MA« ! have enough to cat, I like to have Rfvuf." Porter J. AYhtte Co.?r«imp(u some clothes to wear and caskets ^£22" 3 tttelndcln. Six Other Hits. for feet and PoT*.. lit Time Films of Army-Nary Foot Ball Gams my shapely gasoline Kext.Eddie to feed the mare. T like to feel, in Foy, \atalle Alt, Etc. dismal times, upon the day that's nrnnrr * r»\/ nr tar a n n A i/rn I CITY ITEMS. wet and dank, that 1 have half a POSTAL OFFICIAL oconciMni ur »vhn DHr\cn AMUSEMENTS. NATIONALCharles Frohman Presents dozen dimes in in the HDT A IMC uinu DnCITinM storage I UvJI I IWI1 BURGLARS WEST DR.WILLIAMH. UUIHIIMO rilUII VISITS® VIRGINIANS'GUEST bank. Let Neighbor John-village HOLlT escort. Fee, $1.00 per hour. Address OTIS SKINNER Box 219.A, Star office. n» n i > in the Booth smg view Ins roll, through tears juri I Tarkinfrton Comedy, G. Thomson Made Urges Development of the State for VJUI UVll 5 MISTER ANTONIO that make his vision dim; I HONOR GUESTATDINNEF| George Purchasing TWICEWITHIN MONTH j Thermometers. ScKmidt, 719-21 13th St. wouldn't touch it with a pole, Agent for Guggenheim Justice and Hal>^ 4 Subjects when seeing what it's done for New York City. piness. lO l,b«. Gran. SuRnr, 75ci Lbn. Head him. WALT MASOX. His Seventieth Anniver Interests, Steal Another Coat, Valued at $395, Rice. 25c; 4 ll>s. Black-eyed Peas, 25c; Sunday, December 3, 1916 Burton Holmes Birthday 3 lbs. Hominy. 10c; 5 lbs. Buckwheat, Tomorrow Celebrated His Fellow From J. M. Gliding's & Co. 25c; 12 lbs. White Meal. 35c; White 11 A.M.."Nero, and the At\ sary by Two years apo George G. Thomson, Avoiding: politics in his Address, 45c pk.; Sweet Potatoes. 30c pk.;Potatoes, Nlgnt 8:30 Price*. SOc, 75c. 91 CITY NEWS IN BRIEF. of War Baker last 'light talked Apples, 25c pk.; Oranges. 20c doz.; of Rome" J Scientists of Washington. former chief clerk of the 1*081 Office Other Robberies Reported. SecretaryWonder Tea, 29c; Wonder Coffee, 20c; Burning Department, who has a wide circle of to the West Virginia Society of 25c; SEATS SALE An informal reception is to bp pound jars Rockwood's Cocoa, 8 P.M.."The ON P0APT friends in Washington, answered an in Pythian Temple' urgingWashingtonthftt large cans Asparagus, 19c; Gold Medal Business Man Mrs*. Sol Berkowitz. a former tendered Gold Medal Wheat 15c; I'pon the occasion of his seventieth 1 advertisement in a New York Robbers who visited the store of J. the development of the st-'te, where he Oats, 8c; Food, and His of the association, by the Y.president\V. M. his childhood and Cornflakes, 5c; large jars Molasses, 12c; Stenographer" A. birthday l>r. William Henry Holmes paper and was rewarded for it by being Giddings & Co., 1510 H street, the spent young Ivins' Old Dominion War Cake, 3 lbs., Or **The H. tomorrow afternoon, from 3 to 5 news, Association of Men and EltingEEIN "COUSIN WEEK. of November a should be toward justice, of East Flour. $9.00 LUCY NEXT I at 1330 10th street curator of anthropology of the National appointed third deputy commissioner morning 13, smashed manhood,00c; Star the bbl.; Women in Business." $10,000 GOWN iI o'clock, northwest. and 3338 M st. n.w. DISPLAY MONDAY NIOHT. Museum, was tendered a dinner at the of charities of New York city at a big plate glass window and stole a and better living conditions,happiness24 lbs. Old-time, $1.10. A musical program is to be given and and all the J. T. D. Stores. Hotel of a coat valued at were so well extolling the virtues of the state as Pyles tat'1.000 copies of Dr. Gordon's refreshments are to be served. Lafayette last night. salary $.'.000 year. $490, KtATS Now SELLING 1'UB nature's mineral treasure house. "Don't * RIDAT. _ An>-rir,"« the entire group of He now has resigned that position to pleased with their success that they great Worry" sermon will be . . . __ "WashingtonPractically Life Innnraiice.Old I.lne.Reliable. I-. H, I-Trtr SoPr.n. (>rn. associated paid another visit to the store this The meeting was an annual "apple distributed at the ANNA PACE r,r Charles Franklin Rougeou, scientists interested in anthropology bbcome with the morning; aaasassa/inn/1 viiwuLrtuL cider night" of the West Virginians. D. Fulton Harris, Colorado building. m itt. :3th Mp, (>per# Co. general of the Armyquartermasterand and others were present to do honor tc heim interests as a member of Guggen|the staff morning, repeated the !4 IN RKCITAL. An elaborate was Navy Union* accompanied by Mrs. Dr. Holmes. His hosts were the mer of the American Smelting and Refining and took a coat valued at $395. It program presented. With Charles Gilbert Snroe* at the r.ano. window-smashingMrs. Mary Randolph Pickens gave a Claflin Optical Co.. 907 F St. First Tirk-t-. *2..Vi. $1 V'. tl.M. T:,r. is on a visit to his home, at who have labored with him for Company, at a large advance in salary, was not until after 7 o'clock this William Morsell Congregational Church T Arthur «; Rougeou, reading. sang, See us fo' Glasses. ______La. Lecompte. years in the government servicethirtyfiveand will have charge of purchasing the that the robbery became known.morning by Byron Blodgett; MissaccompaniedSelma ' . " T"'h "" ' ' and many who have with supplies for all the Persons employed in the vicinity of the Chismond gave a specialty dance, and 1p o l i s co-operated Guggenheim Miss Estelle Murray sang, Plain Skirts Cleaned and Pressed, 75c. km?r.v£ Secretary Tom Crnnt of the him from the outside. with otlices in the Equitable store told Detective O'Brien that the Mats Tu«.. Thur. and Sat., 25c and 5Ce. of interjests, by Miss Emily Bradley. accompaniedPerfect work. Douglas, 1533 14th. N.1159 The Funniest of the Season. Commerce has been namedChamberas building. New York city. As deputy robbery was committed between 6:55 were a Thomas Ye Comedy numbers reading byConcluding Old-Time Straw Rides _ one Volume of as commissioner <>f charities of New of the judges in a marathon race Essays Gift. and 7 o'clock this were Chaplain and a banjo solo by W. C. ON NEW-TIME VKHICIJ28. York Mr. Thomson had supervision of a morning. They Stum PACKARD CHAINLESS MOTOR f to be held under the auspices of A feature of the was the on the p. TRUCKS. 1flUTT & JEFFS WEDDING evening large force of employes, and also was working pavement, they stated, was made Col. J. Gould's Wonder Store, 9th and I sts. Careful a«-fumraonrrrM volume of anthropological quantities suppliesdis. smashed when their work was finished that the society wouldentertainment, and < '< 1NSV LT A N !>E RSt»S. Mr*. Susie Root Rhodes director of anniversaryfor Hie department of public charities. the Confederate convention h'ire Superior Developing Enlargement*. Phono essays. These essays, regarded as at 6:55 o'clock. welcome Co.. !434 N. Y. ave. Went 1841. 3043 K n.w. * municipal playgrounds, is to speak on next May. Columbia Photo. Sup. The Millionaire's Son "The Ideals of the Washington among the most important First Served as Stenographer. Inspector Grant, chief of detectives, The president, Henry S. Baker, Playgrounds" at a meeting of to this science during the past thinks the who made the that the annual banquet of Announcedthe and the Municipal contributionsYears ago, Mr. Thomson came to persons would be held at the Ebbitt Shop Girl decade were chief! v written hv thf society ARCADE as a statement simply failed to notice the After the. GRADE SCHOOL ALUMNI 14th and Park: Road. Laughs.Thrills.Pathos. aociation in the Crancti building. 12th Washington stenographer iri the during February. meeting ______and G streets southeast, December 7 at associates of Dr. Holmes. office of the general superintendent of break. He is satisfied that the robbery and entertainment program there was DANCING EVERY NIGHT 3 o'clock. -Miss Evelyn Croggon is to The publication was edited by F. W the was committee before daybreak. When flinfinir ASSOCIATIONS FAVORED SKATING EVERY AFTERNOON ing. Hodge, chief of the bureau of railway mail service, Post Office N. Y. Symphony Orchestra the coat was taken from the show FINE MUSIC.POPULAR PRICES WALTER of the Smithsonian Institution, whc, Department. Subsequently he was DAMROSCH, Conductor. Ml** Janet Richard* and ethnology window last month the robbers Mr*, Charle* made the speech of presentation. transferred to the classification the west glass of the window,smashedand HECHT & CO. EMPLOYES Sure Useful Former LOEW'S COLUMBIA Edward Russell are to be the speakers in the this Purpose. Says Continuous. [:Z«x Harold Bauer T' at a office of the third assistantdivision morning the east glass was Morn.. Aft.. 10. 15 Cents. meeting of the Washington Branch List of Dinner Guests. 10:30 a.m. to 11 SOLOIST. postmaster which then was broken. President of Board of p.m. Nights. lO. 15. -5 Cents. .r of the Woman's Peace to be general, HEAR BUSINESS LECTURE! irketa. $2.W). $2. 7.V. T. Arthur Party, in a A was NOW PI.AVI NO I $1..'>0. SI. SmitlL held Monday at 3:30 in the white Those invited to the dinner were: S engaged postal reform designed to glass cutter first used on each p.m. correct abuses of the second class rate occasion, and the piece of glass taken Education. PAULINE parlor of the New Ebbitt. Mrs. Russell, A. Barrett. Franz Theodore d ; FREDERICK who has Boas, of postage. He next was chosen as from the window this morning was In "\A\ETTE OF THE WILDS." been in Europe during the I. sistant chief clerk of as. Head of Sheldon School for past summer, will of conditions Booy, David Bushnell, jr.; I. M. the Post Office very small, according to the police, but Jesse Walter Fewkes , position he resigned to accept that of hopes he will be able to obtainbuj Business bj Henry P. Blair, former president of With the Irree:ntlble Alice C. Fletcher, Gerard Fowke, I'. E manager of purchases and supplies for fingerprints that will assist in bringing tb«5> board of education, in an address "MARTELLEM the I."nited States Express the robbers to justice. Milton In to he the Goddard. Gordon, Johr Company. b* School Alumni As- Next Judge Stra*burger George Byron Burglars last visited the real fore the Carbery Week "The Merrr Rounders." 4 at an night Arthur Frederick Sheldon, head of the principal speaker open meeting Peabody Harrington, Fdgar B. Hewett estate office of s^ciation at a meeting in the Eastern The Cake Plate . of the Biblical and Literary Society of Francis Bennett Poe. Sheldon School for the promotion of J. N. B. Hewitt. George G. Ileye, F. W The Chicago Diet Experiment. 924 17th street, and made an High building last evening. Mr. Blair j the Adas Israel Congregation. Monday Hodge, WaLter Hough, Ales Hrdlicka cessful effort to open the safe.unsuc! salesmanship and business building: in is a real center of In- «t MiBfh st. \.w. evening at 8 o'cIock, in the vestry To the Editor of The Star: called attention to the number of ways ^ ;l\n 1 lllVJ Albert Ernest Jenks. Neil M. Judd. trance was gained by cutting a pane Area. 111., in a lecture to the employes of terest when filled with Araerioa's Largest and Finest Arena. rooms of the synagogue. 6 th and I V. Armour, Edward E. Aver. James In a recent editorial on the Chicago of glass from a rear window. A Enj in which such organizations could be New Floor.Wonderful Organ.Band. Allison desk in Hecht & Co., last night at the store on Sessions Dei It. FClark Wissler, per cept In class Edmonia Pickett, 2408 Shannon place to their than to fund. He also urged AT YOUR GROCERS' t CRAFT." Also CHARLIE CHAPLIN, in f Is chairman of the entertainment corn- jB. Henderson. Mr. and Mrs. Percy delusions is the much her thought pay the playground "BEHIND THE SCREEN." mittee. cheap southeast, reported that store at service that they should giveefficientto of the association to supportmembersthe || , William H. Jackson, HennenJackson,tised Chicago diet novelty. The adver-whole 729 Uth street southeast was visited their movement for better "movies." He Martin A. .1. S. Demon, thing is ludicrous. Hut the funniest between employers He declared that the Craiidall** Apollo. 61*4 H St. X.E. Frederick \lm». president of the Na- Knapp, Jenlings. Thursday night ami yesterday basic principle of all successful called attention to the fact that the J*. Be Due De Boubat. Cyrus feature of this little national <1 iet morning by a robber who TODAY ERNA MAYO, in "THE CHAP-f tional Conference of Charities and Cor- j* Iv.JLothrop, gained ship lay in the desire to render service.salesman; alumni association had paid half the 1 HE FINEST KRONE*." I. McCormick, Philip Ainsworth Means, vaudeville is the seriousness in which trance by smashing a. rear door. A a rection. is announced to speak on "Thee the it. en| Announcement was made that the amount for phonograph which the J Jeorge S. Mephan. Clarence B. Moore, press presents woman's plush coat, she stated, was the store school has and that the or- STATIONERY Social Cse of Life. Philanthropy and , agement of the had arranged for purchased CrandnlUn Ave. (irand. 64T» Pn. Av.S.E. t W. F. I'arks. Florence M. Poast. T. The time limit set for this experiment only* property taken. manj had in the made is t«» lie found in this large I -BEVERLY BAYNE and Citizenship" at the thirty-fifth anni- is two weeks. The for such employes that desired a course in ganization also assisted pur- j TODAY FRANCIS* Mitchell Prudden, J. G. Rosengarten, people selected Mrs. Thomas J. Leitch, a roomer at "Science of chase of a machine. aud high-class stoek. Select the I X. BUSHMAN. In "THE RIPIiOMATIC* versary of the Associated Charities of E. to A Business Building" in the stereopticon \nifin i Martin A. Ryerson. IIoniT Sargent, {the experiment presumably belong 227 street northeast, last night told Sheldon Al>oui -uv persons*, ma uuni^ .vuss .vi. Stationery here. Moderate SERVICE." the District of Columbia, which is to and H. M. that limited class which is able to the of the School, the store to advance the prices. I be at 8 Frank Springer Whelp-ley. police ninth precinct of a necessary fees, assume half of the cost G. Young", the principal, and other | celebrated Monday evening spend something more than 10 cents a visit paid her room an Mnnonie tudltoriuni. f by unidentified and allow the to the members of the faculty, were present. « o'clock at Rauscher's. Brief reports day for food. Any one who knows individual between 5 and G o'clock employes pay tuition TONIOHT VIOLA DANA, in * of the year's work are to be submitted, to the firm in small monthly payments. Refreshments were served. Dancing JB. MORRISON PAPER CO. "THE COSSACK WHIP." K. E. t 'something about physiological action terday, who helped himself to $305. Harold followed the business meeting. j E. S. yesj general manager of I009 EXHIBITION AT ARCADE fully understands that a healthy body, She said the was Levy, Hecht Pa. Ave. A on "I nlted Mate* money in a paper box & said that Miss L. nnd *ympo*lum previously well fed, can, on very in her room. Co.. M. P'ranz. a Lyric. 14tli Irtlnc St*. \.\V. t -s.rw. i IV" I- tn I...... t -j Pharr». Boston social welfare worker, had been j TODAY Vitnjrrai.il j.r k. jiJs SIR ARTHUR* OF FAST FLYING PIGEONS ited diet, maintain a high physical limiand Mrs. Andrew J. 119 2d CON AN meeting of the City of Washington mental efficiency for weeks. For two Milstead, obtained to give Instruction in various Entertains With Musical. DOYLIES CHEAT NOVEL. THE* Branch o? tin- American street, reported the theft of a cloth branches of business building to such FIRM OF CIKRLESTONK." featuring * weeks one could efficiently continue suit and black serge coat worth $30. Miss Margaret Archer of 1.117 I" street EDNA FLUO.RATH and CHARLES ROCK Association Monday eveningPharmaceuticalat Si on and water or as desire it. work bread officeThe garments, she stated, were taken employesnorthwest entertained with a musical Also a roaring Comedy. * o'clock at the National College of Phar- School Children Attend the Opening beans and water. He should from her house macy. 808 f streft northwest. The simplyfirst yesterday. at her home, last evening. The affair Elite. 14th and lose little weight in the ordinarilyLouis Jenkins, Hrandywine, Md., came H. I. Ave. Y.1V. I is to he discussed by Drs. W.subjectM. of Washington Organization's two weeks. What would it prove? to this FOR CAPITAL DELEGATION. was largely attended. The program TODAY ANITA STEWART. in "THE* Barton and Noble I'. Barnes, from the city yesterday and purchased a COMBAT." IN C ACTS. * Second Annual Show. Nothing, except what everybody knows supply of cigarettes arid tobacco. lie included piano selections rendered by standpoint of the physician, and L»rs. .that it is possible for one to live for put the in his W. S. Hubbard and H. C\ Fuller, from normal packages automobile, and Safety First Delegates Go to Miss Beatrice Marzoff, Miss Catherine lUjictCcJ^JL two weeks. after constant stopped in front of a hotel on May TODAY-RUTH that of the chemist and pharmacist. for 10 or 1." cents a day. Myers, Miss Christine Williams, John STONKHOrSK mid f perhaps feeding. avenue on his way home.PennsylvaniaWhile , Baltimore in a Arthur Murphy, Miss Mabel JV-# QJLco4o4 , FRANKLYN FAItNUM. in f Many school children visited the If this little limelight league of he was in the hotel his Body. Trapp. -LOVE NEVER DIES." The Aha van Zion Society In to give ltd succeeds in convincing itself that stolen. packages were Washingtonians who are planning to Murphy. Miss Helena I.ange. Miss f concert of the season tornor- annual show of the Chicago Fisk. Edwin Miss Vaecond Washingtonsecondan individual can he sufficiently \ttend the second annual convention Louise Range.Katherine Revere, (.eorcin Ave. ami Park Rd. rov." in its clubrooms. 120."» »;th street 'enter of the American ished on 40 cents a what will the Mary Myers, William Montgomery, Miss Racing Pigeon day, nouri Leaves on of the Safety P'irst Federation of Hawkins. 1 TODAY HELEN HOLMES. in "THE csarthwefct. A box party is to be a L'nion at the Arcade today. conclusion he? Handbag Car. Marian Trapp. Miss Anita PHOTO GOODS RUNNERS." DIAMOND little dietetic may go to it In a according Clarence King, Miss May Range, Fran- TOMORROW A LIFE feature.The exhibition of "homers" at The purpose of this Miss Carrie Harrison, 1331 Newton body, America BRADY, in "THE opened would seem to lie an effort to a cis Trapp and Miss Regina Sis. Duets For Christmas GILDED CAGE." MATINEE. .*i I' M. comedy street northeast, asked the to suggestion made today by Wil- R. 10 o'clock this morning, with several allay the rising storm trf protest and police to were rendered by Miss Katherine Make up your mind to give! an iiam F. Peabody, president of the Fisk and John North ( and P Wills Filed. hundred of the fastest and revolution by trying to make effort to recover her Miss Mary Myers; Trapp Photo a Liberty, npitol kt«. longest possible handbag, Washington Safety P'irst Association, and and Miss Marian something in Hood*, gift TODAY ALICE BRADY, in THE v. stitute this fraudulent solution of the in Arthur Murphy GILDED The i: 1 of Albert Stewart, dated flyers in this country on view.distance subi containing $06 cash, gold watch, a which is affiliated with the federation, and Francis A feature of that will combine utility with CAGE." food problem instead of a real remedy. check for cards Delegates have been named the Trapp Trapp. t October 11. 1901. lias been filed for The children, of whom were on $30, and papers, that by the was the of several attractiveness. ,, many It \% ill not work. evening playing J \\ He l^a\fs his was left on a street car at robate. entire estate to hand when the doors were thrown open What are the actual living conditions 5th and ithe Chamber of Commerce and other TODAY I'AI LINE. FREDERICK, in 40 cents a streets mer, Howard Graham and Hertha II "THE ^iis wife. Anna Bel e Stewart, provided spent much time before each of the of the people for whom day northwest, last night. The car to attend the convention, W. A. LEESE MOMENT BEFORE." Paramount. is to supply food? This sum of course in whieh organizations Trapp, assisted by Miss Marian Trapp. «MTuVhAst.coCING she remains bis widow. In the event cages admiring the birds which have of five Miss Harrison was a which is to be held in Baltimore means for the average family became 7. s "and 9. Lender. SO" »th St. \.\V. \ of her remarriage she is to have only I hurried home, to their lofts in this city, $2 per day simply for food. That disabled, she stated,passengerarid December I'ODAY MARY I'UKKORH. iu "THE it was when she found it to Mr Peabody suggested today that it one-third of the estate and the from distances up to GOO miles in one amounts to* $7S0 a year. This is only necessary would be well for all Washingtonians FOCNDLING." PARAMOUNT. It does not include a cent transfer to another car that she THE CONV IN' FACT is to go to his were asked th* for food. to to go in a body, if a suitable time might ; or. son, Frankremainderday. Many questions by for rent, fuel, clothing, car fare, take her handbag, andneglectedit Circle. 21 Pa. Ave. Ph. W. 9NR. disappeared. be arranged for all. If feasible, the OF ElHORITY OF roDAY -ROBERT WARWICK ami GAIL Stewart. The widow is named as young visitors, and several of the cine, hooks, recreation or insurance.medi' be executed. THE SUP mi.. re. ... «. i.rnvn rme Mrs. Kva will in "THE HEART OF A HERO." ... th:it J. Perry, 1320 Montello plan KANE, executrix. homing pigeon fanciers were on j lie i-iiuri i -> j. on the "Nathan By the terms of the will veteran on food reported the loss of a avenue. Founded play Hale." of Klla C. hand to give desired information. can he nourished sufficiently handbag Tompkins, dated October 1$. 19l*>. fltr costing 40 cents a day, or $2 a day for containing $3 in cash, five car tickets in Numbers. Olympic. 1431 You St. K.W. entire estate is devised to which have flown to their and thereby to and two keys. It disappeared from a Buffalo Increasing her husband. Pigeons | j an average family, street roDAY -THOMAS S ANTS C H I. MARY Andrew T. Tompkins. homes in this city from points west ol show the who are seriously car on H street, she Stated. The buffalo, once threatened with CHARLESON and GEORGE FAWCETT. in in at people James Chicago, from points Canada, fected hy the high cost, of living howaf5 C'oulos, 525 Oth street, is increasing in numbers extinction,on 36 a ml in "THE COUNTRY THAT GOD FORGOT." as New and in of the of a I well Orleans, places theft watch worth Rosemary in to obtain relief. complained to & nr No. 2. Theby. "Gre^n Erea." $25. He reservations, according n.i r>- i Florida, are to be seen. National at As shown by the recent work of the said his timepiece was taken government Jfflason ^I OMING THURSDAY. DEC. v-fcroDcr v-ircuiation well as international record holders arc I'nited States industrial relations from his place of business yesterday the annual report of the biological 7."CIVILIZATION." on The show is to close of between 11 »- - i Wntrlrt of Columbia. ** 1 also exhibition. mission, the total annual income and 3 o'clock. Five big game preserves and at 10 o'clock. cornI Mrs. R. E. 1838 Ontario survey. FLEMING NEWHOLIL bu«in»n rr.nr.ms-r of tonight the working families of this country Roe, road, told reservations are THE EVENING and ST the police of the loss of a muff, a sixty-seven bird S1NHAY A It. doe* m,| average $7nl. 't his is the total family purse the The report urges DANCING. emnly »*>»r that t!» a0. Advertisement. on when thousand of land, stant and Private Friday evenlnga. Daya. f'oplo*. ]>aya. Toplz-n it is possible to subsist believe Novell lea In Floral Decorations. could be turned easily into Is the Con: Si*? rtmm spent wholly for food. for water fowl. declares. 1329 A1 3i * 6.7«1H jiJH as rnu« h as 40 Flowers for debutantes. Shaffer, 900 14th. breeding grounds AV1SON « « »« 77.6I5 No family can spend r. lined school in residence. Special court* la 77 uZ TO HOLD ANNUAL BAZAAR. the of each .Advertisement. ; Increase London Hawaiian aaw 5 77.11* i»20 77.H51 cents a day for nourishment Remarkable BC1w dancea. Tapa. Glide, 5 »M« member on less than ?l,-"»o annual nrc Two-two. La Ruaae and late atena. Poou- i 7.VT?£; members. correctlj in few private *2.7 ft U13 uu> come for a family of five in. "dances tstight lessons, Memorial Church Union MRS. ere. Claws & dance.Tue.A t 77X92 24 7HOHM Ingrain These would-be teachers of economy EMILY A. HOLLAND DEAD. in the Denland Re- £ f or practice Sat.era. 10 7M.207 25 7**00 have saved themselves the A SOUVENIR OK. * MKK. L. A. AtTIER. CABROLL IN. 11 7H.417 28 Fair for Next Week.Announcesmight had 916 10th st. Saturdays, instruction. 8 77*36 if they gone tute, 12 77.2H! 27 77 of an experiment troubleFormer Resident Passes one. anywheres, will he 9 to 11:30; studio, 1127 10th at. 6*7 The annual bazaar of Ingram Memorial homes .any y* dancing. 13 76,452 28 into any one of aoo.noo Chicago Washington a box of of the Mon. 4 Fri. Private lessons br 75*** and asked the delighted to receive, is gardless Higher f Class 14 76.II4M 30 77.9X9 Church Union is to be held in the of the working people Away at Dickerson, Md. £ any hour. X. 6786. Established 1900.anntment 1« ***25 31 77*26 of the church, 10th streetgymnasiumand wife for the amount of her monthly Ogram's popular 7* hill. Mrs. Emily Ann Holland, wife of OF LATEST 8TEP8 IN Massachusetts avenue northeast, grocery if should *= Price as CCompared VHIHITION CLA88." Less adjustments 2.0621,427 < >n the other hand, they John W. Holland, formerly of this city, PRESIDENTIAL. ^ THE TWO-TWO AND WALKING DOG. 1*4* and from 1 a is necessary Thursday Friday, next,Wednesday.prove that 4o cents day now at died " each residing Dickerson, Md., . House of Total daily net circulation to 10 p.m. for the nourishment of individual, __ acre net 2,001,770 the they Thanksgiving at 9:30 o'clock CHOCOLATES With Other Pianos. Tti:'Ro*K08 912 10th Dancingn.w. Main 6188. Aver paid dally Mrs. F. A. of the what would he result? Again morning cash.we do the rest. Cla ss. Tues..Thurs-.50c. clrcuutlon Kidd, chairman what everybody of of was Leave order and RIFLES G NEAK Averasre number of 75.951 will have proved only paralysis the brain. She tional ,ARMORY. 9th. copies for will be assisted by Mrs. K. F. bazaar,knows. Hut when it is so proved, will stricken the 2-lb. box Every Mon., Thur. and Sat. eves, service, advertisers, etc 1.A40 to night previous. She was postpaid This Is ain 8:30 to 12. orchestra with Mrs. William L. Mattock*i increase wages the point lancing. Large with McNulty,employers in the seventieth year of her age. in U. S. for $i. soloist. Favor dance, prizes. Average daily net circulation. 76,901 in charge of fancy work and that will make such ari excellent anywhere | of nourishment possible? standard Funeral services were held this The box, with pictures of All the «OF W i NDUAM. 816 12th N.W..OP TO THB SI ADAY. Mrs. J. II. Starr, the aprons; Mrs ROBY C. DAY. a swerable A lute. We teach you to lead. Private embroideries; at St. Mary's Catholic Church,morning Presidents, makes handy Class Thursday. 7:80, 50c. All Day*. Coplea. J>aya. Coplea. W. T. Carmichael. crochet; Mrs. .Janet for or trinkets. Unanargument. 76c. leas 1 57.652 15 Barnesville, Md. The interment was at gloves receptacle dutree taught. Lady asalatauta. Ph. M. 5878, t 5M.121 22 5M.2I7 Walton, cottage rugs; Mrs George Watt 5*.237 Mrs. M. I). Baker, of Arms to Mexicans. Monocacy cemetery, Beallsville, Md. CHAFPELEAR 5*. 12* parcel post; holiday To Probe Sale OGRAM'S PIANO MISS goods; Mrs. George Smith, candy; Mrs I. A special House committee to The deceased is survived by two sons, pro Class Tuesday evenings. Total Sunday net circulation. 290*55 F. Houghton, home cooking. Mrs. A. K Ernest and Boyd Holland, and a Private lessons by appointment. will over the tea the charges that arms and 'hone S 6844. 1812 Q st. net Saegart preside room. investigate Mrs. Mary Hovle, in additiondaughter.to CO. Averasre paid Sunday A playlet, entitled "The Church munition are shipped from this am- her husband. Her only 1 C K ACADEMY, 613 22nd.Classes country brother, fos' Gl>AVER'S Tuea., circulation57.214 lessons Average number of conies for will be given each evening undeiBazaar."r to Mexico will be asked for in a Trundle, also is living. Horatio ira.. Sat.; prlv. any hour, 60c; latest ^ the direction of Mrs. J. I). Had Mrs. Holland lived until Reeves' Ghocolatc5 Disitributcrs, hods and dances with lead taught; fine ball- ^ service, advertisers, efc K57 Melvin, Factory $5: eat. 1908. Phone W. 1129. Averasre Sunday net by Mrs. F. F. Bleak more. assisted prepared by Representativeresolution 8. 1917, she would have celebratedJanuaryA Fresh and clean from m for rent. Kahu of California. On/a recent visit her fiftieth wedding anniversary, plans circulation"5**71 to the border for on MILLER'S Representative Kahn which she was On I FLEMING NEWBOLD. To Find I,out Articles already making. our factory premises JbI 1330 C; St. BELA8CO THEATER, said today he heard much talk of that date also Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Huaineaa Manager. ,n dinci tor 1S1« and find the finder. The quickest am » smuggling ammunition across the and Mr. and Mrs. were 70c ' v., 191T."THB KubwrlM and aworn to before me tbla third Hoyle Holland Pound J j TERMS MAY BE O-TWO." "THE LONDON TAPS." "THB day of November. A.D. 1810. surest way to find the finder is througi der. and the purchase of Americanbori to celebrate their wedding goingJ Port Cream Caramels, 40c lb. / I / ARRANGED., PrlTata aad clua war* a The finders of ar I .'."'"""""""""Er rz WALTZ." by ap- . iSeal) COBNEUL'8 E< KHABDT. Star Lost ad. lost arms by bandit chiefs through making the event a tripleanniversaries. assent. Sat. ere. claaa atarta Dec. 3. limited. n Notary Public. tides the Star's Lost ads. banks. j| American celebration. anniversaryI Reeves, 1209 F (§treet/ I N. 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