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Vol. SO. fc-iiieHEfBREEZE ^ «*ilitiivliiv. Ilium JMU receives SGA delays FEB decision $2.5 mil. NAACP budgeting, safe ride system discussed Tuesday BY DAVID CLKMKNTSOS donation news editor -6 6- The Student Government BY BECKY PORTKR We need to come out in staff writer Association Tuesday night postponed the debate on JMU recently received a NAACP's funding and dis- the second half and $2.5 million gift, which will he cussed a proposal to offer safe give the students all we used toward the construction rides from parties. o( a new Theater and Dance "The Winter Break was our can give. Performance . halfhme," SGA President Levar A $29.8-million theater and Stoney told the senators. "We — Levar Stoney dance complex will be built need to come out in the second SGA president on the corner of South Main hall and give the students .ill we and Grace streets, IMI can give -*9 President Linwood Rose Stoney said the senate made announced Friday. the right division regarding the adding that NAACP's status The donation, the largest in budgeting status of the Hl.uk probably will be more contro- the university's history, was Student Alliance and hopefully versial than BSA's. announced at Friday's Board the SGA will do the same with I he senate won't debate of Visitors meeting. The gift the National Association for the NAACP until next week was made by Charles E. Estes Advancement of Colored because thr group said they in honor of his late wife, People at the next senate meet- needed more time to prepare, Dorothy Thomasson Estes, a ing Jan. 21. said junior Mike Gi»dman, 1945 JMU graduate and sup- "Nssdwwkl anthoptogthe finance committee chairman. porter of the university. His senate listens to NAACP's sjdfl The finance committee daughter, Martha Estes of the story and they come to voted again to reject NAACPs Grover, graduated from JMU the best decision that helps this status, even after the group in 1983 and served on the uni- campus," he siul changed its mission statement versity's Board of Visitors According to the Dec. 5,2002 "On the mission statement that from 1995 to IW issue of The Breeze, at their last they (originally) presented The Nov. 5, 2002 bond meeting Dec. 3, 54 senators Hedgepeth Raid, 'primarily the issue passed by Virginia vot- voted to reject the finance com- words that they used were ers wiU fund all but $5 million mittee's recommendation and 'minorities' and 'blacks.'" of the project, with the rest grant BSA continued front-end In the revised mission state- coming from private dona- budgeting status and nine sena- ment which they presented to tions, according to a Jan. 10 tors voted with the committee. the committee Dec. 6, "They press release. Sophomore included males, gays, out-of- "The new theater/dance Hedgepeth, vice chair and sec- staters and grad students as complex is vital to the future of retary of the finance committiv minorities as well," Hedgepeth James Madison University, and said he expects the full senate to Mid And they also took the we are extremely grateful to vote on NAACP's status word 'political' out of their mis- Mr Estes for his generous gift," Tuesday night. sion statement, because SGA Rose said Friday. "The building AUDREY WHJ.lAMS/irmw photogrtiphtt "People are definitely ready will serve as a lasting memorial SGA finance committee chairman Mike Goodman recommended against NAACP's FEB status. for it to be over with," he said. sir SGA, page 5 to a loyal and dedicated alum- na of our university." Rose said that the "gift of the Estes family will serve as a challenge to other potential donors to come forward in support of the arts at JMU." The new performance cen- ter will house over 108,490 JMUCl-ll'ijMU-s square feet of classrooms, labo- MLK events planned Luther King, Jr. ratories, faculty offices, dance studios, support spaces and RrUvta«th> instructional theaters. Also, a Week-long celebration includes today's march, speak out UJUpjn. PMC* march at ISAT 450-seat main stage theater will BY KYRA PAPAFIL Spaak out M Gnrfton-Stovj Student Alliance and the MLK an African-American book to be RadedicatkxrTnuof accommodate dance perform- assistant news editor committee will host an open donated to the Massanutten ances, stage plays and full- Today marks the beginning mic night, "Expressing the Regional Library will be accept- hxpraHtaxtthedMOl scale musical theater produc- or JMU's Dr. Martin l.uther King Dream," Friday at 8 p.m. in ed. This event is sponsored by Hjun. Opan mic niohl at TDU tions. JMU's current main )r. Celebration 2003: Determined Taylor Down Under. the Harrisonburg Alumni stage theater in Duke Hall to Remember, Exemplify, And A screening of the movie Chapter of Alpha Kappa Alpha Saturday trnmrnliming tt» seats 330 people. University Motivate: The DREAM. "Boycott" will be shown Saturday Sorority, Inc. For information or Spjn. Movxi night officials said Anthony-Seeger According to 2003 MLK at 8 p in in the Highlands Room directions, contact Shaunna WghUnda Room at Hall will be razed to make Celebration committee publicity in the College Center. Payne at 828-5617. Crtar room for the center chairperson Samantha Sunday, Delta Sigma Theta To conclude the events, econ- A music performance center, the week-long celebration Sorority, Inc. will sponsor omist and nationally syndicated SurhU) ImvHfyiiaitlKdiran also included as part of the bond today with a peace march at 1230 University Sunday, a worship columnist Julianne Malveaux UJJR Unlvarirty Sundry issue, will be built just south of p.m. She said interested persona service at 11 a.m. in Taylor 202. will hold a discussion Monday In Taylor 2t» the theater/dance building should meet on the stairs of A unity breakfast will be held at 4 p.m. in Taylor Hall room according to Fred Hilton, direc- ISAT/CS at 12:15 p.m. Monday at 7 a.m. at World 404, followed by a formal pro- '. (WWtini i tor of media relations Immediately following the march, Ministries Christian Outreach on gram at 7 p.m. in Wilson Hall. •ami, B.a«*f«« i A dialoguawitf Julian Rose said no timetable has there will be a speak out, entitled Erickson Avenue. Guest speaker ™ All events for the week are «In Tiykx 404 been set for construction but "What is a DREAM Deferred?" in Danielle Powell, I JMU commu- free unless otherwise specified estimated the project will atari 7pjn. MLK formal proof am witn Cirafton-Stovall Theatre. nications instructor, will talk and open to the public. Further .inWilaonHall in a few years. Accordingly, no Afterward, there will be a rededi- about the event's theme, "Make information can be found at

Foreign language department downsized Two students named Budget cuts force reductions in Russian language, translation Marshall Scholars BY JAMES MOON Russian, formerly a four-u.ir tion work with linguistic servic- BY KHALIL GARRIOTT original scholarship using the contributing writer language study concentration, es and the center "has probably news editor manuscript and other archival In response to budget cuts, will be reduced to a two-year been one of the best experiences TWo JMU juniors recently materials found at the George C. the College of Arts at 11 When you don't have intermediate-level pnigram like I've had here at the university." werv named Marshall Scholar! Marshall library," Galgano and the department of foreign Hie current Chinese and Japanese Andrea Gallego, ('02) who for this school year, according to itudtntl have a chain, to languages and literatures sufficient numbers of ,,;-. an onling to Whitman. minored in Spanish, French and a Dec. 4,2002 press release. interact with university stu- have decided to redu, students in the classes, Unlike the Russian language translation, said, "Not many John Sheehan, of Sea ton 1. and dents rrom many other (• I phase out a number of foreign program, the CTI and the relat- universities have had the oppor- Stephanie McKaughan, of and universities engaged in language programs. something's got to give. ed pnigrams under its umbrella tunity to start a translation pm- Darlington, Md., were among V> comparable research, according As early as mid-November, will be phased out entirely Urani, |but| JMU had an excel- college students to be named tot .algano. students received word that the -Richird Whitman "We've had under-ennillmcnls k-nt translation pnigram. It pro- George C Marshall Galgano sud students are Russian language program College of Arts & Letters, dean for some time in the translation vided all the necessary resources Undergraduate Scholars for 2002- guided by faculty members would face reductions, and pnigrams. and we've had much to succeed, including in-class '03. Both students are snidving who an' knowledgeable about soon after, the department was 55 greater demand in other training independent studies to topics related to World W,u II the time period and the notified that the Center tor so we're trying to shift our help you build your own portfo- Sheehan's research, entitled Marshall COuBCtfcmt I he com- Translation and Interpretation Douglas T. Brown, provost and resources," Whitman said. lio and available teachers who "Propaganda an#~1he Allied pleted research papers beconve and related programs also Van president for academic The center houses a number could evaluate your work." soldiers of the Second World part ot the Marshall 1 ibrary's would be affected. affairs, made the decision to nit of newer pnigrams in the field Ciallego added, "Being a War," examines the effects of permanent colUvtmn. hi Richard Whitman, dean of or downsize these programs in of translation including the ^nvemment employee for the official propaganda on the tr.iin Some former students have con the College of Arts & letters, early December 2002. technical translation minor, the US. Department of State, I find ing and recruitment ot soldiers tinued and broadened their said, "It's a matter of demand. Stephany C. Meeker, 0M of Web site/software localization it terrifying to see that one of the His study is being dih\t

Thursday, January 16, 2002 TABLE OF CONTENT DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS THURSDAY, JANUARY 16 REACH peer education program 3 • A "Japanese Garden?. Around the World" workshop will be TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: held from 630 to &30 p.m. in Modular Building room 203. E-mail Kyra of The Breeze at ixipnfikc with the information COB'S Life Skills 3 Joan VVrjoldridan an expert in (kebana, a Japanese art of (event, date, location, contact info, etc.) flower umwjng, will lead Ihe workshop. Cost is $6. To regis- Philosophy/religion speaker 3 ter call the K.iiih I Carrier Arboretum and Botanical Gardens Please submit by Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday for at vH 3194. a Thursday issue. OPINION House Editorial: Landlord fines not FRIDAY, JANUARY 17 effective solution to violations 7 • The |MU I*h\ ski Seminar Krifli amtinues with University of North Carolina pntfesvr I .nine E. McNeil. She will present Movie going can be personal affair 7 Tainting the Town Red: Litht Sciltering in Concentrated Particulate Dispersions." Ihe e\enr is tree and will be held from Darts and pats 7 MS to 4 4^ p.m in Miller Hall room 109 Student helps make New • IML .iSMMani professor of physics William Alexander will Year's goals 9 prwnt | pnwram on fMtuni \\-\b\f in the winter sky at 7 P m in the Well* Planetarium, located in Miller Hall. Campus spotlight: What New Year's resolution have you • Today is the last day for organizations wishing to be already broken? 10 rtpMMntcd at the (an. 27 Student Organization Night to sign up. Ket'ogni/ed JMU organizations may sign up LEISURE in Taylor 205 Comics 11 POLICE LOG Crossword and horoscope 12 Bv SHARON BLEAKNEY WEATHER FOCUS police log reporter It's a sports thing 13 Enc N. Dolinger. 18. of Today mage STYLE Getzet, 18. of Richmond»fi^-S88ffiS _ieison pned up the edge of Partly Cloudy Scott. 18. ol Fairfax, were arrested*and a piece "6f metal covenng where a door High 33 Low 21 Got soup? 15 charged with possession of marijuana connects to a vending machine in the near Greek Row and the Lakeside area Wilson Half breezeway between Dec 20 High Low Top 10 movies of 2002 15 Jan. 13 at 2:19 a.m. I at 2 p.rrv and Jan. 8 at 7 am FridayH Snow 21 10 Tech talk 15 In other matters, campus police report the Number of drunk in public charges since Saturday Partly Cloudy 27 13 Silent Bob speaks 16 following: 26: 71 Sunday Partly Cloudy 31 24 All things literary 17 Grand Larceny A JMU student reported the larceny Monday Rain & Snow Mix 37 28 SPORTS large canvas suitcase containing clothes Men's basketball vs UNC-W 19 and makeup accessories from their vehi- MARKET WATCH cle in R-1 lot between IQ'jJO p rn Jan. 12 AsofdCMOnWaMt(M,.Januiry 15.2X3 Former coach Lefty Driesell 19 and 11:30am Jan DOW JONES AMEX Football coach resigns 19 ' X 26.79 t 0.50 4 Women's basketball 19 dose 2.462 23 dose: 831.30 V • > LOG Women's swimming 19 NASDAQ i S4P 500 22.19 ¥ 13.44 t Wrestling drops two 19 close: 1.436.80 dose. 918.22 Women's gymnastics 20 INFORMATION ADVERTISING STAFF CLASSIFIEDS The Breeze is published Monday and Thursday mornmgs and distributed throughout James Madison University and the local Hamsonburg commonly. Assistant Ads Designer Lead How to place a classified: Come to The Breeze )ue to Monday's CommenB and complaints should be addressed to Jeanlne Gajewski. editor Manager Car* Medosch office weekdays between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. Mailing, address: Lauren Kinalaxf Advertising The Breeze Cost: $3.00 for the first 10 words. $2 for each holiday, the next Section phone numbers Advertising G1 Anthony-Seeoar Hall Designers: additional 10 words: boxed classified, $10 MSC 6805 Style xft-3151 Executives: LsehMcCombe James Madison University Newt xS-6699 per column inch. >ue of The Breeze Harrisontxirg. Virginia 22807 x8-d04t Mark Cole Beverty Kitchens Phone: (540) 568*127 Fax: (540) 568-6736 OptHorvFocus. ift-3646 Ashley Globs James Malar ese Deadlines: noon Friday for Monday issue, noon /ill be distributed E-Mail address: the breeze@/mu edu Sports xft-6709 Michelle Helm Knsty Mcdlch Tuesday for Thursday issue Breeze Net: htlpj/www thebreeze org PholrVGfBphict xS-6749 Ryan Fagen Jennifer Vale Classifieds must be paid in advance in The Tuesday, Jan. 21st. Bookkeeper Buainees/Technotogy Brandon Pagalow Breeze office Coordinator Neil Sims BuMr) MM Ang* McWhortor Donna Dunn

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BY MATT LIBERATI have been made. According to staff writer Roof, interest in real estate and A program to help JMU stu- insurance coverage have dents prepare for the real work! decreased. Career and life plan- began Tuesday evening. "Life ning were added based on par- Skills: Real SkilLs for Real Ufa ticipant feedback. To ensure that is a program designed to give the program continues to be students exposure to important effective, "professionals are future issues. invited back if their rating is at The non-credit program is least 80 percent, very good or sponsored by the College of fuvlU'iit," Roof said. Business. The program provides "I think the real value of this instruction with results" course is it is being taught by according to Brad Rix»f, associate people who are practicing in dean of external relations for the that area of expertise," Vance College of Business A total of Mdd We like |the students] to seven topics will be covered over be able to successfully manage the next seven weeks du.ing a their business affairs." two-hour session once a week. Student response to the pro- According to Suzanne gram has been positive, and Vance, administrative and pro- MWtl participants benefitted gram specialist of the Collet . >! from Tuesday's session. Business, the program grew out 'I decided to sign up for [the of a need to educate students i>n program! 10 I could get an idea real-life experiences and situa- of how to handle life on my own, tions. "These an1 issues that because I'm going to be graduat- aren't necessarily taught in the ing next year," junior Stephanie regular university curriculum," Orasin said, adding that she Vance said. hopes to learn more about insur- The topics are: personal ance policies and their associated banking, legal maUers, insur- risks and concerns. ance issues and options, finan- In response to Tuesday's ses- cial markets, financial planning, sion, senior Joe Scalone said, career/life planning and job "Both of the speakers knew search fundamentals and the what they were talking about law. The program aims to edu- and presented the ^formation cate participants about impor- in a clear way. "(The program) tant issues that might not be looked like a good opportunity covered in traditional education to fill in some blanks in our edu- programs. Roof said. cation and prepare ourselves for The courses are taught by the real world." "practicing executives in their Orasin said, "I thought it field with real world experi- was pretty informative; the ence," Roof said. The instructors speaker gave a lot of personal are not JMU faculty members experiences and broke it down and each holds at least a masters to basic concepts that we could degree. The instructors are invit- understand." ed to participate in the program Next week's topic features and are sometimes invited sub- local attorneys discussing legal sequent years. He said the pro- matters. The "Life Skills" pro- gram costs $169, and fees are gram is being held Tuesdays used to pay for the professionals, until Feb. 25 from 7 to 9 p.m. in handouts and other materials. Zane Showker room 105. For Roof said the topics for more information, call x8-3249. Ill ill nvi At AVw.irv'i. wgwyftw instruction are based on feed- Students still may sign up for back and student and parent the seminar series; seats are Ann Homan, left, discusses personal banking wtth Joe Leake, right, Tuesday night In Zane Showker Hall. The College of surveys. During the program's available on a first-come, first- Business Is sponsoring a 'Life Skills" program every Tuesday until Feb. 25. Several topics will be discussed with participants, six-year history, several changes serve basis. Including legal matters, insurance Issues, financial planning and career/life planning. Va. higher JMU philosophy professor sheds Budget education cuts force system's light on existentialist voluntarism closing of BY KELLY JASPIII fessors challenged the possi- contributing writer said. "This is the ability of a -66- person to distance them- bility of existentialist volun- two labs future not Presenting hir. theories of selves from any of their ends, tarism and instead favored existentialist voluntarism, phi- but not all at once." strong or weak voluntarism. losophy professor Andrew Cohen also explained These professors... Professors gave critical on campus bright Cohen spoke to students and weak voluntarism. He said it were not afraid to rip advice on how to strengthen professors Dec. 6, 2002. is "the ability to distance Cohen's arguments on the According to a (an. 8 universi- Public higher education in Cohen spent the first half of yourself from any of your Cohen's theories apart. decision of an agent to be ty issued e-mail sent to students, Virginia will lose 1,470 faculty the lecture presenting his ends, but includes a recogni- rational. JMU dosed two computing labs members and 2,800 courses due paper, "From Radical Choice to tion that we have some ends — Richard Nance Cohen said he appreciated effective Jan. 1. due to statewide to budget cuts, all of Virginia'« Real Impartiality: Fxistentialist that we cannot distance our- senior the advice of his colleagues budget cuts. public college presidents Mid m Voluntarism as a SotlfCt ol selves from [because] these and is now revising the The e-mail stated. "After con- a statement Dec. 16,2002. Normativity," followed by a are considered 'constitutive' 9 9 paper again for the sidering a variety of factors, the According to the I Xv 17 issue question and aaswer discus- of who we are." "umpteenth time." Wilson Assessment Lab (used for of the Richmond Times DfcntftA, sion period. After presenting his theo- sophical thought like most Sophomore Courtney computerized testing) and the the statement said higher educa- I xisientialist voluntarism, ries, Cohen initiated a discus- guys would talk about sports, McNamara agreed with Wampler 24-hour lab were select- tion "is gravely threatened" according to Cohen, is the sion on his paper. Professors Nance said." Nance, saying she thought ed for closure. All efforts were because faculty losses are forcing ability of people to distance challenged and debated his Nance said he also was the discussion was enjoy- made to ensure that academic MM -supported colleges to take themselves from all of their theories as well as many of the glad to see that the profes- able. "I was a little intimi- instruction would not be affected, fewer students next year. ends, separating themselves finer details in his paper. sors challenged Cohen's the- dated by the ... majority of so only labs not used for this pur- "The opportunities for h-om all outside motivations Senior Richard Nance said ories. "It never got heated, professors that attended the pose were considered." Virginians to go to college are or forces put upon them by this was the most enjoyable but the professors didn't lecture," she said. The e-mail also stated the limited to a degree not MM in society at a single time. part of the lecture. "Actually hold back in their opinions," "But the atmosphere made Hillside 24-hour lab will now be almost 40 wars," the presi- Cohen said that through hearing [Cohen] read his he said me feel like an intellectual. used periodically for computer- dents wrote. "Those who do this form of voluntarism, .1 paper was a bear, but it was a "These professors defi- "I would definitely attend ized testing as well as a general go to ... college cannot be person is able to engage in rad- necessary evil for the inter- nitely know what they are more lectures like the one computing facility. When used assured that they will attend ical choice by making a truly esting part of the speech — talking about, and gladly, Cohen gave," she said. as .i testing facility, it will not be one of the best in the nation." objective decision. the faculty discussion," were not afraid to rip Nance added, "I'm no available for general use. People have existentialist Nance said. Cohen's theories apart, existentialist scholar or any- —from fluff reports voluntarism, but only use it "It was great hearing the Nance said." thing, but I found the [lec- —from staff reports on rare occasions, Cohen faculty tossing around philo- Many of the attending pro- ture] to be a hoot!" Peer education program REACHes out into community

Sex and the 'Burg, Good BY BlLBBN LOPW II REACH, which stands for contraception, sexually trans- 15, 2002, according to the Wood was one of six stu- contributing writer Reality, Educators, Advocating mitted disease testing, ways to Bacchus & Gamma Web site, dents in the country to win this Enough to Eat, Smashed and Campus Health, shares its two get home safely and where to tea m'.bacchusgam maorg. award. Winners were presented Sexual Assault. Each year the JMU's REACH Peer peer educators rewrite, research Education Program won three award-winning performances of find support gniups on campus. JMU won three of the five with plaques for their efforts to "Madison Squares" (similar to Participants also had the oppor- national awards for Most motivate and educate the cam- and develop new program t»~t-place awards at a ideas and games for its presen- November 2002 conference in "Hollvwtxxl Squares") and "The tunity to test out "beer goggles" Outstanding Affiliate, Most pus community, accniding to the REACH Web site. tations, Wood said. Orlando, Fla. Duke is Right" (a spin on "The whiW riding a tricycle to simu- Outstanding Program and Mci is Right") for various cam- late drunk driving. Most Outstanding Peer of the "REACH is a fabulous "REACH has been a great Senior Stacey Armstrong, a experience for me," peer educator, said, "We deliver pas gniups such as UREC. resi- Each year, JMU's REACH Year, awarded to senior opportunity to make an impact dence halls, sororities and frater- program competes in the nation- Samantha Wood. on the community and fellow Armstrong said. "It is reward- programs on several health top- ing to feei like 1 am making a Ki to organizations, sports nities, athletic teams, student al Bacchus U Gamma Peer "I didn't know that Aimee peers; involved students learn as organizations and classes, accord- Education Network Awards Johnson, our coordinator, had much from being the teachers as difference on campus teams and dorms amund cam- To become a REACH Peer pus I ,u h yeai we develop and ing to the REACH Web sit, ( ompetition that awards the submitted my name for this the audience does from being the listeners," Johnson said. "The Educator, call or e-mail Johnson write all new programs with "The Duke is Right" is most outstanding individuals award, so it was quite a shock," designed to teach JMU freshmen and pnigrams in the field of pre- Wood said "I joined REACH my program is completely student- at x8-7895 or jchnsoax or visit the tlie assistance of Aimee Johnson designed and (student)-led." Health Center for more infor- (coordinator for peer pnigrams the facts about alcohol, sexual vention or destructive decisions sophomore year, and it has given Johnson added that REACH mation on the organization. at the University Health Center) health and sexual assault or behaviors. Appniximately me amazing opportunities. I Students learn statistics on sub- 200 campuses attended the con- think I've learned more thmugh offers pnigrams such as Sti\ J- "We are always looking for new and the |University] Health less, EveryBODY is Beautiful, members." W tunity for top undergrads to do pn/e tor the most outstanding scholarship's namesake served for her work. I0( -uerrier gram, which was established at original research in a first -rate paper. McKaughan said she was ,IH .i ke\ planner «»1 operations Steven (.uerner, associate Guerrier is working with all the George C. Marshall collection. The focus of the col- excited about presenting her at the American BxpedttSOnan professor ot history, is the V> collegiate scholars using pri- Foundatkm in 1976. TTiev attend- lection iv of course, Marshall's research project. headquarters, one of his Marshall Scholars academic mary' research materials in the ed a seminar meeting last CaVBSf meaning World War "I'll be able to apply this to | manv public service contribu- adviser for the Marshall Cieorge C. Marshall Research November at the Marshall I, World War II and the early thesis i dodpnrta pmgram in tion"- between 1896and l%0.1n Foundation. JML history pro- Library in Lexington, where Library in U-xington, which kicks Cold War. Marshall's own history or graduate school afte IVcvmtvr l»^ Marshall was fessor Sidnev Bland is the other Marshall attended Virginia off their tenure as Marshall papers are the core of the col- graduation," McKaughan said

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That's what I'm hop- ot state tuition, without hurting (Una to Goodman, ing for," she said, adding that the candidate pool tor admis- "The committee Hi mat the The March (Board of she hopes to have the program sions, because so many of our organbatioti'a aftM toward up and running at the begin- peer institutions (like the the pmtacUon and advance- Visitors) meeting is ning of next M-nit'ster. rsttV ofl Vuginia and ment uf.inl n>;lil>h)rJMUstu- when we get tuition Walther-Thomas said that Virginia Tech) charge so much dents did not require fmnt-imi students interested in more than we do. budgeted funds." prices for the next year. becoming involved can e- "We should be charging the Goodman said, The com- niail her at walthecl. Uasi amount possible, while mittee felt that the impact —Andrew Dudik Senior Andrew Dudik, stu- getting tin- same benefits " made regarding this aspect of Board of Visitors, student member dent member of the Board of Also, the board discussed the orftini/ation's mission was Visitors, was the guest speaker reporting JMU's racial adniissions not so 'wide and Mcuaary' 99 Tuesday night. He told the sena- policy to the state attorney gener- that it could not be adaquaWy tors about the latest board meet- al. "Basically, we're worried about funded thmugh fund nttvlna cessful program at hxM A&M ing, Jan. 10, at which he was the being sued," Dudik said, "so that and contingency. University, she said only student in attendance. v.i iv not violating any laws and "The committee also Wt, It's ,ill student-run, based He said the board voted to violating poop Irs nghts/' despite arguments to tile con- on donations,'' she said raise summer session tuition He said JMU's administra- trary, that the JMU chapter of "Thursday through Saturday from $52 a semester hour to tion will report back to the the NAACI' does poaaeai ■ they provide free rides $64 for Virginia residents and board at its next meeting in political element through its home.'' Texas A&M's pro- from $270 an hour to $303 for March on any recommenda- affiliation with the national gram, called "CM Pool/' runs non-Virginians. tions of the attorney general's organization on a total budget of $300,000, The board has now raised Oflfloa Hid .«nv -utions that have Also during Tuesday night's ihfl said. "They use rental tuition three times in its last been taken or proposed for meeting, senior Lyndsey cars, so that covers the insur- tour meetings, Dudik said It race-conscious programs. WalthiT-Thomas, s*. A vi,e ance," she added. will be three times (in a row) According to Stoney, the praslrWnl of atudenl affair*, pre- "I got about 40 people in next meeting," he said, senate's agenda for the remain- sented her proposal for JML to SGA last night to sign up tor the "because they will be raising der of the school year includes provide drunk parK'-gix-rs w ith initial committee," Walther- tuition again. "tinishing the I IB controversy rides home on weekends. Thomas said. "Trie March meeting is when about NAACP," reforming Ml, Rides," .is Walther- She said the first step is to we get tuition prices for the next SGA's constitution for FFB and Tliomas has been calling it, get recognized organization sta- according to Dudik. election and writing a student Sophomore Mandy Woodfleld. leadership programs i would he modeled after .1 -11. tus and get donations. "The He said, "They say Ltae'l I bill of rights. spoke at Tuesday night's 5QA meeting. Donation to fund theatre, dance Language programs cut DONATION, from pfgr . expand our current mission think students will have the definitive decisions have with new possibilities and luxury of practicing their lANGUAGE.fwm page I Association 2002 handbook dents who already have been made for the reloca- reflect the commitment of arts in collaboration with news or in the papers We see refers to JMU's program as declared a Russian major or tion of the facilities current- the university to the per- one another." all that is going on in the OM ot several excellent pro- minor will be able to finish ly housed in Anthony- forming arts," he said. Estes, of Chester, devel- Middle East ... yet how is it grams in the nation, attract- their program and graduate. Seegcr luch M .ampus Senior Ryan Chnsman oped the Chester-based Great that we know what is going on ing attention for being a "Once the major** and minors media YVXJM, The Brett* said, "I think it's I benefit to l 'o.istal Express into one of there? Somewhere along the successful model of an graduate, we will only offer and Tlw BltUStoru, accord- both dance and theatre the nation's leading regional line, translation and interpreta- "intensely practice orient- first- and second-year ing to Hilton. because those students will carriers. The trucking compa- tion are essential." ed" program. Russian >>i^ most likely a Students and faculty, be able to work closely with ny currently has more than Instructors at the center Student Government Russian literature in transla- however, already arc antici- one another (and] no longer 800 employees. have tiled for a faculty appeal Association president Levar tion," I'lecker Bald pating the new construction [will] be separated into two The Estes family has made to have the decision reversed, Stoney expressed SGA's con- Whitman said, "This and the benefits that it will buildings I lieie will be much se\ eral major contributions to according to t hristophe cern over the foreign language seemed to be a good pn>gram bring to JMU. more cohesivrncss among the JMU in the past to honor Rethuii. director ot translation situation and the fate of other when we put it in place and I "The advancement of the School Ofl Theater & I Dorothy Thomasson BttH studies Ihev have not yet JMU programs. Stoney said a think it is a good program. It is facilities will hung us up to "After all, we are a school The endowed Estes heard details about the status of number of translation students, just that it has never reached date with other programs and currently I feel that we Scholarship for outstanding the appal delayed by finals and winter the potential that we envi- and help in recruiting work as two separate entities students was established in Rethore pointed out that break, have begun circulating a sioned for it. incoming students," dance due to the location of our 1991, and the family also JMU's translation program petition requesting that SGA "When you're in tight budg- professor Shane O'Hara facilities," t hrisinan Mid donated the funds to pbec the is nationally recognized lake action et hiTu-s, you have to establish said. "It will allow us to "With this new arts center, I fountain in Newman I ake. The American Translators I'lecker stated that stu- priorities.''

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We're taught... that the contemporary Harrisonburg is, at its core, the "magic" of film lays ... in the response proverbial small town, replete a film garners from crowds of people. with town courthouse as the cen- terpiece downtown. ZAK SALIH junior see house editorial, below L-LkLQk see column, below

HOUSE EDITORIAL Landlord fines not effective solution to violations

Sharing the small proposal is unfair, punishing students and residents could Shenandoah hamlet of them (or the actions of others. live in relative harmony, not to Harrisonburg has at times creat- Herein lies the central flaw eliminate students' housing ed tension between the resi- in the plan of the city council, options, as could be the effect. dents of our sleepy burg and the that punishing the landlords for The Harrisonburg City students of JMU. In that two the actions of tenants is both Council properly postponed ways of life collide here, the misdirected and most likely the vote on the proposal, as it polarized priorities of student will prove to be futile. The pro- is one that is insufficient and and resident create the contro- posal to punish an apartment misguided. Instead one must versies that make maintaining a manager for the noise violation be formulated that, unlike the harmonious living environment of a tenant seems analogous to current version, attacks the a tenuous venture. Cunishing JMU President problem at its source. Doing so Harrisonburg is, at its core, inwood Rose for a student's would allow both students the proverbial small town, failure on a test or paper. How and residents to enjoy the replete with town courthouse as can a person who is in no way character and comfort of our the centerpiece downtown. This directly involved in a failure, small town and the life and is a characteristic that the whether it be performance on a excitement of a college town. townspeople no doubt wish to test or compliance to a city ordi- maintain and one they feel is nance, be punished? threatened by the 15,000 four- Even if enacted, the land- year tenants who bring the con- lords very easily could pass on gestion and noise of the suburbs the cost of the fines to their ten- from which they came. ants, adding fees for noise viola- In an effort to defuse the tions to protect themselves from frustrations of the residents of being hurt by the "landlord's their town, the Harrisonburg law." If the city council wishes City Council has proposed a to make the laws concerning "landlord's law" that would noise violations more strict, it fine the landlord of a housing or makes more sense to increase apartment complex $1,000 if the fines levied on the tenants. tenants violate the city's nui- Should the "landlord's law" sance ordinance more than be enforced, landlords of indi twice during a two-year period, vidual houses that regularly are according to yesterday's Daily rented to students strongly News-Record. could be discouraged from According to the News- doing so. In an effort to protect Record, the vote was scheduled themselves from unnecessary to take place Tuesday night, but financial damages, off

ZAK SALIH Darts BETWEEN THE LINES Darts A Pats are submitted anonymousl\ and printed on a space-available basis. Moviegoing can Submissions are based u/xm one person's opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily reflect the truth. Pats be personal affair E-mail darts and pats to brcc/[email protected] People always go on and on girlfriend who would rather about the "magic" of the check her cell phone for voice movies. It reminds me of pro- messages than open her ears to Pat... Dart... duction studios celebrating pitch-perfect dialogue, that par- anniversaries with full blown ent who thinks of films as an A "thanks-(or-showing-your-spiril" pat self-gratification, giving us excuse to take a $5.50 nap in the lo the Harrisonburg High School cheerlead An "l-shouldn't-have-to-pay-more-to-stay- moviegoers tiny vignettes pep- darkness of a thcitit ers for coming out lo the women's basket- awake-in-class" dart to the vending machine pered with audience reactions: a Perhaps it's the anti-social ball game against Hofstra. It was nice to people for jacking up the prices over the break. crowd looking shocked and child that lurks inside me, but have some added noise (or the occasion. From a sleepy grad student who is annoyed that he amazed as a rugged Harrison more and more I find that the From a fan who doesn't understand why Hit will have to get his sugar fix prior to going to campus Ford hustles out of the path of a best time to experience a fil m is JMU cheerleaders were missing the entire break. rolling boulder; couples duck- when you are alone, when all Other schools had their cheerleaders at games. ing into each other's arms as your attention is focused on the Norman Bates — in full cross- masterpiece/disaster that dressing regalia — plunges the waits just beyond the over- sharp knife into Marion Crane hyped previews. Dart... Pat... to the tune of Bernard I might be getting too deep Herrmann's equally sharp into the topic — I invite you to strings; the tears glistening in an rum the page if you agree — but An "I-hope-you-feel-like-trash" dart to A ' thank- you- for-al ways-being yourself - the losers that stole my sister's suitcase from and-saying-what-you-trulyfeel" pat to for- army of watery eyes as there is a romance to watching a her car Sunday. mer JMU basketball coach Lefty Dreisell. who Bergman and Bogart's foggy film by yourself, especially an From a very pissed off junior who thinks you retired earlier this month. final moments float across the early weekday matinee show- ing, when theaters are almost should grow up and get a life. From a sports fan who is tired of most sports screen, symbolic of the countless coaches nowadays who give the generic cliches instead love affairs we've watched and empty, dotted with the odd of their actual thoughts. wished we could experience. retiree or work-skipping film We're taught, through such buff. Films — true films, as aforementioned displays, that opposed lo the drivel that does- the contemporary "magic" of n't bother to challenge us, lo Pat... Dart... film lays not so much in the catch our eyes, hearts or minds A "you-made-us-get-on-a-roH" pat to the A "that's-quite-distasteful" dart to the disre- technical and scientific construc- with technological and emotion- tion of moving images — which guy in the lane next to us at the bowling spectful person who found it necessary to steal al skill — target the individual most of us, this columnist hidden by the crowds. When alley Monday who cheered every time our our life-size Britney Spears cut-out horn our lane had a good bowl. apartment during a party last weekend. included, take for granted — the lights dim with thai ethere..! Sent in by six senior girls who hope to catdi From three annoyed sophomores who find it utter- but in the response a film gar- slowness, il should only be you ners from crowds of people. you again next week. ly discourteous for a guest in our house to steal such and the picture before you, a valued possession from us. Going to the movies is celebrat- involved in a dialogue that ed as a social experience, some- Muybridge and the founders of thing to do on a Friday or the moving image could only Saturday night to remind us that fantasize about. we are not so much individuals For those of you familiar as one giant mass of emotions with the movie theater riddled, and expectations that big studio and often vilified. Northern execs coin "the target audience." Virginia, there are numerous The crowds give us com- art-house cinemas that §pt/M The Breeze EDITORIAL POLICY fort. The lovers, friends, fami- ize in limited-release and for- ly seated at our sides tell us eign language films. To less The house editorial reflects the tjnnion »rf rhe editiwi.il when it's appropriate lo adventurous moviegoers, these Editor Jeaninc Ga(ewskl Photo editor Rachelle Lacrol* board as a wrmle. and u not necessarily the opinion of any laugh, cry or smile — and are the kinds of films that will Travis Clingenpeel Photo editor Laura Dean Managing editor individual wart member of The Br«w when we shouldn't. put you to sleep faster than a Art Dtrrctor Ads manager Gail Chapolini Richard Tharp But over the long, film-lit- fistful of Tylenol PM. Weekday News editor David Clementton Graphics editor Sarah Stanitt Editorial Board: tered winter break, I experi- matinee shows at these theaters New* editor Khaltl Garriott Webmaster Theresa Sullivan Jeanine Gawjeski Editor enced movies in a way that lend lo be calm and quiet, the Asst. MN editor Kyra Papafil Online editor Kevin Marinak Travis Qingrnpre I Managing Editor undermines such group celebra- farthest thing from the jam- Opinion editor feuica Hancbury Online editor Steve Cembrinski Jcsafci Hanebury Opinion Editor tions, a way looked down upon packed. Ma-hum waling colise- Style editor Brenna Walton Flip De Luca by the typical Adam Sandier- ums that specialize in promot- Letter* lo the editor should he no m.*e than 500 words. Astt. style editor All sun Fargo Alan Neckowitz worshipping, bland-romiin tic- ing the gods of popular culture, columns ihould he no more than 1000 words, and both Focus editor Lisa Marietta comedy-going movie crowds. whose films merely are vehicles "To the press alone, chequered as it is with abuses, will he published on a tpace available basts. They must be I'm talking about movies as a for musicians and wrestlers Sports editor Drtw Wilton the world is indebted for all the triumphs which delivered to TKr Breeir by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday personal, private affair one that wilh dreams of being Asst. sports editor Dan Bowman The Brtexe revives the tight to edit lor clanty and space. have been gained by cannot — and maybe should Renaissance men and women. Copy editor Lucia Lodato The opinions in this section do not necessarily reflect reason and humanity over error and oppression." not — be experienced with that It's interesting how clearly Copy editor Lauren York the opinion of the newspaper, this naff, or James — James Madison weak-bladdered friend who you can think in the silence of a Madison University. blocks the screen during his fre- quent trips to the bathroom, that see MOVIEGOER, page 9 8 THI BREEZE THURSDAY, JAN. 16, 2003 OPMMN

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Come into Door 4 Subs today to put in your order for a Party Pack! $20 gets you: - Three foot-long subs (, Ham & Cheese, Big Duke, or Veggie) - One bag of potato chips It's time to cat lean with the Chick hi A ( Jiarj <>/f/ir Monti* I with purchase of CMck-fll-ff Chargrilled Chicken Deluxe Sandwich. HotChicUen Bi*e-f*«-.i Lmujiic ■*i II iM'Kiwlnu Cluck m * rm»m»n«i Ooaioa i it ,.,. : (Mm my oi» ■»*—» O"o>««angamniM«n« CM »<««», IK •MaPlM Explrw 5/9/03 OPINION THURSDAY, JAN. 16, 2003 I THE BREEZE I 9 ON THE SERIOUS TIP DAVID CLEMENTSON Moviegoer enjoys magic

Student helps make New Year's goals MOVIEGOER, from page 7 agents. After all, these were the You have the craziest parents theater In fact, these words movies I was raised on, the fod- pulled out a condom. Then We aren't driving were drafted in the embryonic in the world. she pulled out four more for der for the sleepovers of my FUntstone's cars anymore. So darkness of one such theater, childhood (when actresses At least you think you do. His longest her other fingers. why is it still referred to as a Everybody does. For my New written on a yellow legal pad as weren't respected for their act- I hope my brother can find hit and run? the time on my watch ticked Year's resolution, I've decided a steady girlfriend. His ing but for their ass ... ets). This I hope people with fake IDs closer and closer to the moment was before I wanted more from to accept the fact that I have the relationship tasted longest relationship lasted start memorizing their informa- parents I have, and there's noth- (which always catches you off the movies I saw than laughs, three months. And that's in tion before getting to the club. guard) when the lights go dark ing I can do about it. dog years. special effects and different con- three months. And that When I'm waiting in line to get and you can see the projector To help me meet my resolu- I hope a certain preacher sistencies of horror movie blood. up to the bouncer. 1 don't need beam catch dust particles over That's why when I hear peo- tion, I've been thinking about livens up his sermons. The girls turning around, handing parents, and mine are definitely was in dog years. your head. For the next 90 to 180 ple go on and on and on about only Bible verse I seem to me their ID, saying, "Quiz me. minutes depending both on the the "magic" of the movies, I nowhere near the craziest. learn from his preaching is Ask me my address." For example, how much length of the film and your tol- think that none of the "magic" Yawn 3:16. I hope Al Gore changes his erance for what you decided to would that suck if your parents I hope someone in the White has to do with popular opinion mind and runs for president r le's watch, you feel as if you actual- or crowd reaction. If there is any were pom stars? Your friend's when I was a baby. Because if House convinces Deputy a smart guy. He knows that if you ly are respecting the creativity of magic at all, it is the subtle kind like, "Hey man, I saw your my dad was Michael Jackson, I Dubya that cowboys can have wanna be treated well in restau- mom the other night." probably was. the movies by paying attention of magic and not Idustrial- interns too. Things would be so rants, many a girl named Tipper to what's happening instead of Talk about a school popular- So enough about my New Light-and-Music-hefted trick- much more exciting if Bush had 1 hope my friend doesn't listening to the ring of a rebel- ity contest. And you thought Year's resolution. Here are someone to shine his spurs and convert to Hinduism. He said ery. It is a magic that belongs not lious cell phone or the whisper- to the company we brought your friends came over to your some resolutions I hope other mount his horse. he was a bit hesitant at first, but house for the good food. people fulfill: ing of scene summaries to peo- with us to the movies but to the I hope society changes. It then was like, "What the heck. ple fresh from their third trip to Imagine the crowd at your par- I hope this really strict reli- inner child, the hopeless roman- used to be a criticism to say You only live twice." the restroom. You don't have to ents' job fair booth. gious girl I dated loosens up. somebody smokes crack. Now tic, the fearless adventurer with- And finally, I hope 2003 goes worry about when to react to in our private minds who is sati- Thank goodness I'm not Before our disastrous date, she ifs, "She smokes crack and by quickly. I can barely contain the kid of Andre Agassi and set some ground rules. She said something onscreen; the emo- ated by our trip to the movie won't share." my excitement for the next install- tions are purely your own. Steffi Graf. Man, talk about she doesn't believe in sex before theater — and who begs for Why is it that even with all ment of "Lord of the Borings " Which is not to say, of course, some pressure. or during marriage. the advancements in our socie- more as the credits begin their David Clementson is a sen- that I'm so uptight as to not slow, sad climb up the wide I'm glad I've never been We were walking along, ty, we're still telling callers to ior political science major who made fun of by people asking if and I put out my hand to indulge in the occasional slice of window of the theater screen. wait until after the beep to leave also resolves to not graduate "American Re" or pay homage I was dropped on my head hold hers. She freaked and a message? Zak Salih is a junior SMAD with a BS degree. to scorpion kings and secret and English major.

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WXJMers recount opportunities Washington Wizards, "8 Mile," Washington Redskins and college —66 hoops. During the show they also take phone calls from listeners on tin' topics they are focusing on that show. / think we 'II know that we \>e made it when to meet celebrities, attend 'It it sounds like we're having a good time on the air, our listen- ers will hopefully join in on that," Hales said. we're broadcasting live from Radio Row at glamorous parties through their "Sports Ilienoms" has welcomed such on-air guests as JMU the Super Bowl. COM IK'S an.l aJhljUl. as well as Steve Buckhantz ('77), who is now radio show "Sports Phenoms" the play-by-play bnxidcastcr tor the Wizards. — Bret Oliverio IVrks ol having tlu'ir own show didn't stop with having a fol- lowing of Harrisonburg listeners. I ittle did the "Sports Phenoms" know that their radio show Story by senior writer Kyra Papafil would land them press admittance to events ranging from the Maryland's KcmperOpen to Super Bowl XXXVI. 99 Oliverio said that at last year's Super Bowl they were When senior Bret Oliverio started helping out at a invited to the Maxim Super Bowl Party, the NFL Player's ed the Super Bowl's public relations person about a month in friend's radio show in the tall ol lw, he never imag- Party, (sports agent) l.eight Steinberg's Super Bowl Party and advance, telling her who we were and that we wanted to go to the ined it would lead to his own show and interactions P. Diddv's Super Bowl Party. events," he said. "It was really just ,1 m.ittcr oi being persistent with with dozens of celebrities. That night the trio met actors Tara Reid, Chris Klein. Ryan e-mails and phone calls, so tri.it once we were .it the e\ent, she Oliverio discovered his radio ambitions as a freshman at George Philippe, Nicholas Cage and |ohn Stamos, musicians Ja Rule, LL remembered who I was and escorted us right in. Mason University where he started helping out on the Washington Cool J, N"Sync, Nelly, 98 Degrees and Mystikal and sports greats Joe "On the other hand/' he said. "At Puff Daddy's party we just D.C.-based WHFS99.1 FM's "Sports Junkies, "which he described as Namath and . walked around to the back and showed (the doof guards| our press a sports and "guy" talk show. Oliverio and Thormahltn toasted with Tara Reid with a Sex passes and they let us right in "A friend of mine from high school was the head produc- on the Beach shooter. Oliverio's advice to anyone who might find tltemsek i-s .it one of er of the show, and they seemed to like me there, so I stuck these parties is to "play it cool and act like you're supposed to be around," Oliverio said. 46 there and people will treat you well Vm II stick out like a sore After transferring to JMU, Oliverio worked part time with thumb if you're star gazing and giggling " the "Sports Junkies,"working during the summer and other Other events they have attended include Wizards media confer- school breaks. / was at the NFL Player's Party when (Minnesota ences, Redskins .irul BaltimoreOrk>les games and Farm Aid, a Dave "Once I started working and getting to see what radio was all Matthews Band benefit concert. Viking quarterback) Daunte Culpepper explained 1 about, I knew I wanted to do this (radio) for good, and a show at At a Wizards media day, | a red lettnes. who plays forward forth* JMU would be a great start," Oliverio said. the difference between Belvedere, Grey Goose Wizards, told Hales that he lived alone and Hales said that he was Already an established radio show on WXJM 88.7 FM, "40 graduating in May and offered to be lefferies' mommate. Ounces of Sports" greeted Oliverio with open arms when he and Absolut voakas to me. Hales said that rubbing elbows with celebrities isn't the only transferred to JMU in Fall 2000. When the "40 Ounces" hosts perk of the job. "When we get to be in the locker nx>m after I game, graduated in 2001, Oliverio took the initiative to keep the —Adam Thormahlen we hold ourselves up as any other member of the press. That's a show going, recruiting high school buddies and fellow sen- senior really good feeling," Hales said. iors Mike Hales and Adam Thormahlen to co-host "Sport*. Oliverio said, "We've built really good contacts working tor the Phenoms" with him, beginning in Fall 2001. _•« 'Sports Junkies' and on 'Sports Phenoms.' Hopefully we'll be able to Oliverio said. "We just came up with the name for our show. The use these contacts after graduation when we begin our careers." word "phenom" has an up-and-coming feel to it and sports, Oliverio would like to make a career out of the "Sports because it's a sports-based show." "It was great. I was at the NFL Player's Party when Phenoms" show he hosts with Hales and Thormahlen Currently He said they chose not to keep the "40 Ounces" show title (Minnesota Viking quarterback) Daunte Culpepper explained the trio tapes their shows and is starting to edit their bat dipt to because "we wanted a new name since it was a new set of the difference between Belvedere, Grey Goose and Absolut send to radio stations all over the country in hopes of landing their guys coming in " vodkas to me," Thormahlen said. own show after graduation. Hales said they all had an interest in doing a show like Oliverio said, "Wv called the public relations person that was in Oliverio said, "I think we'll know that we've made it when we're "Sports Junkies" and with Oliverio's radio expertise, the I hup ot the media (for the Super Bowl). These parties want media broadcasting live from Radio Row at the Super Bowl." trio's show got off the ground. there to spread the word about their event, so we go." "The group's chemistry really makes the show," Oliverio said. "Sports Phenoms" airs Tuesday nights at 8 p.m. on WXJM. Oliverio said that some parties were more difficult to get invites "We just know how to push each other's buttons. We're three best Tuesday night conversations regularly cover topics such as the to than others, but persistence was the key to getting in "I contact- friends that love what we do."

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"Y Tu Mama Tambien," direct- moments of excruciating silence, 1 composed of films that promote the ed by Alfonso Cuaron ("Hart's War") remains a thoughtful, philosophical idea of cinema not only as a medium — If only American teen sex come- meditation on love and death aboard * Watch hits the for entertainment, but for artistic dies were as genuinely funny, hon- a space station. For those who enjoy expression as well. estly graphic and emotionally com- pondering the meaning of things, L "Punch-Drunk Love," directed pelling as this Mexican film concern- this movie is impossible to forget. by Paul Thomas Anderson ing a road trip (sans Tom Green) 9. "Gangs of New York," directed SPOT in 2003 ("Magnolia") — The work of a truly undertaken by two teenage boys and by Martin Scorsese ("Goodfellas") — jfted filmmaker, Anderson's latest a conflicted older woman through As problematic as this 19th century ilm uses Adam Sandler's ("Mr the eerily beautiful landscape of con- epic is (consider the morally tidy Microsoft brings out new device Deeds") depressed and angry sales- temporary Mexico. final moments, all set to an out-of- BY DAVE NORMAN location providing weather man to paint a portrait of American 5. "Road to Perdilion/'directed place U2 song), the explosive per- staff writer updates, traffic advisories, loneliness and the possibility of love by Sam Mendes ("American formance by Daniel Day-Lewis ('The Our ever-evolving desires one-way instant messaging, as a means of rescue. Thanks to this Beauty") — This Depression-era talc Boxer") as the butchering gang lord % for the latest technology will be stock quotes, news updates film, not only is there hope for the of fathers and sons should be praised Bill Cutting saves the film. When revolutionized in 2003. Cell and many other personalized future of American filmmaking, but for the way it comes together like a Day-Lewis is not stealing scenes (and phones will continue to advance features. While the devices assurance that experimental lilms dark, meditative painting. It also con- chewing the occasional piece of toward a "Zoolander"-esque will not be available to con- visually and emotionally can chal- tains, in Tom Hanks' ("Castaway") scenery), Scorsese captures our atten- size and color screens will sumers until fall 2003, the first lenge an audience. act of patricide and the final appear- tion with his often brutal depiction of become the norm. Wires will prototype devices debuted 2 "Minority Report." directed by ance of Jude Law's ('The Talented early gang life in New York City. become obsolete sooner rather last week at the Consumer Steven Spielberg ("Artificial Mr. Ripley") assassin, some of the 10. "Red Dragon," directed by than later as wireless technolo- Electronics Show in Las Intelligence") — The year's best pro- most breathless moments of the year Brett Ratner ("Rush Hour 2") — Who gies become the preferred Vegas, Nev. duction, Spielberg channels great act- 6. "Insomnia," directed by would have guessed that another i method of data transmission "The SPOT initiative is ing, an intriguing story, believable Christopher Nolan ("Memento") — helping of Anthony Hopkins Computers will continue their committed to improving the computer graphics and dynamic cin- Al Padno's ("The Devil's Advocate") ("Hannibal") in his most famous role * reign of power as people contin- core function of everyday ematography (courtesy of longtime haggard, sleepless face is more than would actually be a pleasure to ue to rely on them as the center devices through the addition collaborator Janusz Kaminski) to cre- enough to draw viewers into this watch instead of yet another exercise of their daily lives, to expand in of software," according to ate a film noir in an all-too-possible adept remake about a detective try- in the futility of the prequel (see power and shrink in both size Microsoft officials on the cor- future where murderers are arrested ing to solve a murder, cover up his 2002's disappointment, "Attack of and cost. poration's Web site. before their crimes are committed own misdeeds and get some shut- the Clones")? Ratner and returning But perhaps the most SPOT uses technology and an omnipresent government can eye during bright Alaskan nights. screenwriter Ted Tally ("The Silence thrilling technological that Microsoft has created Um I individuals'every move. 7. "Catch Me If You Can," direct- of the Lambs") take the spotlight off onslaught of 2003 will be the with the assistance of key 3. "The Houri,"which only has ed by Spielberg — The second of Hannibal Lecter as much as the com- latest innovation coming partners in the FM broad- been in select theatres until Friday, Spielberg's triumphs in 2002, this mercial marketers probably were from Microsoft — Smart casting industry. This new directed by Stephen Daldry ("Billy fluid crime caper, based on the true willing to allow and focus it on the Personal Object Technology, network, known at Elliot") — skillfully interweaving a (misadventures of Frank Abagnale. search for a serial killer who has fall- or the SPOT. DirectBand, is a continuous ^_•^L day in the life of three women across jr..Jr.. is a welcome remembrance._ of the en for a blind woman.woman t SPOT will transform your broadcast network through- watch into the latest and out the United States and greatest information medium. Canada. Microsoft is creating It will provide up-to-the- something out of nothing, SARAH STANTTZ/frunftic!SJASmjgraphics riUloreditor minute data based on your see FUTURE, page 17 I6ITHK BREEZE ITHURSDAY. JAN. 16. 2003 REVIEW Silent Bob speaks to followers in 'An Evening with Kevin Smith' Hey Style Kids! BY JESS H INI BI m around questions from audience \tnior writer he attended Smith's performance "H,itm.in Returns." members and loyal fans of his rather than go to work. Although The DVD shows (ans bolh The creator of the cult movie film creations, including Smith's efforts to smooth things outside the event enthusiasti- daaaka featuring Jay and SUcnl "Clerks," "Mallrats," "Chasing There will be a Style over with the restaurant owner cally bragging about their Bob has a new DVD, "An Amy," "Dogma" and most are to no avail, it makes for a knowledge of the movies or at Evening with Kevin Smith." recently, "Jay and Silent Bob humonms and unique episode. the appearance asking ques- But this time. Bob isn't so silent Strike Back" He recounts Although Smith's humor, like tions with almost too much Kevin Smith, easily recognized detailed and funny stories about his movies, sometimes can he prior detailed knowledge .is SUcnl Bob from his men IH making movies with friends Ben vulgar, it is overshadowed by the about Smith's career. recentl\ released .1 DVD collet writers meeting Affleck ("Mallrats," "Chasing ironic, funny and true stories he The collection satisins |ht tion Maturing excerpts from Amy" and "Dogma") and Jason has about his career and life since questions o( the true Smith college apMMMtCM -it schools Mewes 0ay), who has appeared he started creating the movies. movie geek as well as making including t omell University, in all of Smith's films. Smith These include run-ins with him laugh long enough to deny the University of Wyoming, jokes that instead of paying the artist formerly known as allegations that he's wafcMm it Clark University and Kent Affleck $15 million a picture like Prince and director Tim Burton solely to find out if any of the fans Tuesday, Jan. 21 st,id University. he may be used to getting, they Smith claims Burton once was know more about the movie than Throughout hi-, talks, Smith pay him 515 an hour and that quoted as saying "Anyone who he does. Although probably pokes lun at himself, his friends, Mewes is indeed the muse and knows me knows I'd never designed for the tme Smith fan, his wife and various audience inspiration for the character Jay. read a comic book." In the con- all audiences can enjoy his witty members showing his m >-h. 4di At a number of the events. text. Burton was referring to sense of humor and stories. barred style of comedy. Smith uses his cell phone, once to Smith's claim that he ended a The two-DVD set totals 225 Commenting on the movie call an audience member's par- Jay and Silent Bob comic before minutes of comedy and "Dogma," Smith said. "Yes, I ent to tell him he's been "doing Burton did it the same way in insight from the screen- believe in God, Why? Because | the pot" and another to call the "Planet of the Apes." The irony writer/director who has con- have a film career." employer of an audience mem- lies in the fact that Burton tinued to make young adults Smith's comments re\olw ber who had been fired because directed "Batman" and laugh for almost a decade. fiUtttittertfal 7 AM t010:30 PM -7 DAYS A WEEK VAN SPECIALISTS RENTACAR * LATE MIGHT SPECIAL * I LOW RATES! 433-7272 iMMJCfflfi) 433-7272 Heller Ingredients 433-3549 Heller l>i//.i QUALIFIED DRIVERS OVER 21 WELCOME! LARGE ONE TOPPING 3275 Main at South Main Amoco(Near Ramada Inn) Hamsonburg AND

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But for all the humor and play- the culmination of years or Yet for Alex-Li Tandem. decades of frustration, revision Literary She also depicts Tandem's fulness within "The Autograph Smith's mascot for the every- love for Alexander as one both and the proverbial cocktail of man's struggle with the com Man," the book has less of an blood, sweat and tears - it is obsessive and spiritual. Their impact than "White Teeth;" it plexibes of human existence, the first encounter reminds one of usually like the snapping of fin- life he inhabits is one suffused takes off on a completely different gers dunng an earthquake an adolescent boy's first tangent than the previous novel with fame, the other f-word that glimpse of Britney Spears or a Most of the time these first easily corrupts Tandem, how- and, as a reader and fan of "White books pass away unnoticed onto by senior writer devout Catholic's vision of the Teem," I felt a bit cheated. 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"Winning the (CAA) tournament on a last second shot, that's one of ■ Swinging into action my favorite moments (at JMU)." ^ Veteran women's gymnastics team opens season Friday at "LEFTY" DRIESELL Towson University. former men's basketball coach -a ins £ Sw story below MKN'S BASKETBALL

UNC-W Lefty Driesell's JMU routs Coaching Highlights Season W-L Pet. Postseason Calling it quits 88'89 16-14 .533 Dukes 89'90 20-11 .645 Lost in 1st round ol NIT By DAN BOWMAN '90-'91 19-10 655 Lost in 1st round ol NIT Former JMU coach "Lefty " Driesell assistant sports editor '91-'82 21-11 .656 Lost in 1st round ol NIT The University of North Carolina-Wilmington proved '92-'93 21-9 .700 Loslm 1st round o( NIT retires after legendary 41-year career why it is one of the top teams '93-TM 20-10 .667 Lost in 1st round ol NCAAs in the Colonial Athletic By DAN BOWMAN Dukes went 20-10 that season, win- Association Wednesday night. 94'95 16-13 .552 assistant sports editor ning the championship game of the The Seahawks cruised to a 73- 95-96 10-20 .333 When it was all said and done, Colonial Athletic Association 58 victory over the Dukes at former men's basket- (CAA) Tournament, 77-76 against the Convocation Center. '96'97 16-13 .542 ball coach Charles Old Dominion University on a UNC-W jumped out to a Overall 159-111 .593 "Ufty" Driesell buzzer-beating 3-point shot by quick start on the Dukes and went out his way. guard Kent Culuko ("95). took a 46-25 lead at the haIf The 71-year old "Winning the tournament on a In the second half, JMU CirMr highlights: Ranks lourth all-time with Driesell, who is last second shot, that's one of my chipped away at the UNC-W 786 career wins; Only coach to win 100 games considered by favorite moments (at JMU)," lead, but many to be one of Driesell said. "Going to the got no clos- at four drtlerent schools; Shares NCAA record the greatest college NCAAs, the NIT four years, beat- er that II ol taking tour different schools to NCAA Tourna- basketball coaches ing Purdue when they won the points at m history, retired Big Ten — those are all big 65-56 with ment; Has won conference coach ol the year in Jan. 3 after coach- moments to me. just under four different leagues. ing at lour differ- i "Mostly I just remember the two min- ent schools jj post-season play five-out-of-nine utes to play. for 41 sea- years, but just the ability to coach UNC-W's Craig Callahan Schools coached: Davidson (1960-69) s o n young kids and make all the scored 34 points. Senior guard Maryland (1969-861 (Davidson friends I've made was why I got David Fanning led JMU with University into coaching." 18 points, while junior for- James Madison (1988-97) 1960-'69, Driesell said he made up his ward Dwayne Broyles added \ Georgia Stale (1997-2003) the University mind last season that he wanted PHOTO COURTESY OF IMl' 17 points. Maryland to retire after this season, but Spans Media Relations The Dukes entered the con- '69-'86, JMU '88- woke up New Year's Day and test having won their last two "Lefty" Driesell discusses a play '97, and Georgia realized he wanted to hang it up with guard Fess Irvin ('91) dur- games, both conference road Slate University V7- right then and there. ing the 1990-'91 season. wins. JMU topped Towson '03). For his career, "1 was rust tired," Driesell said. University, 64-51, Jan. 8, led by Driesell compiled 786 "We (Georgia State) had gone on removed from graduating I was senior center Ian Caskill's 15 wins, which ranks fourth five straight road trips and I just silling on the bench with points and nine rebounds. time in the National wanted to quit. I also wanted my arguably one of the top coaches in Three days later, Fanning Collegiate Athletic assistant (Mike Perry) to get the job, the country. scored 20 points and senior for- Association and is the only and I knew he would this way." "The thing I enjoyed about ward Pat Mitchell and senior coach in NCAA history to win 100 Current JMU coach Sherman working with him was that even M center Kenny Whitehead games with four programs. Dillard said he remembers fondly a neophyte, he gave me unlimited grabbed eight rebounds a piece Driesell began coaching at JMU his coaching days as an assistant responsibilities I had never done a as the Dukes defeated Hofstra during the 1988-'89 season and with Driesell at the University of scouting report and my first war University, 65-58, Jan. 11. made an immediate impact, guid- Maryland from 1979-'85. While at there I'm doing a scouting report Coach ing a team that produced 10 wins Maryland, Dillard helped to coach on . He delegated emphasized the importance of the previous year to a 16-14 record. such standout players as all of these duties to me and 1 think those two conference road The next season saw Driesell lead and , among others, it helped me in my preparation to wins Tuesday. the Dukes to a 20-11 campaign and a role he said he feels prepared him become a head coach." "We have to make it a their first National Invitation for his Later coaching jobs. Dillard also said he thinks momentum situation for us," Tournament berth since '87. "I was like a kid in a candy Driesell is definitely a worlhy can- Dillard said. "It's all relative With Driesell al the helm, JMU store," Dillard said. "I had just didate for Ihc Basketball I lall of in how you look at those two went on to reach the NTT four completed my career at JMU, was Fame, despite never having won a wins. Our concern is they straight times before earning a drafted into the NBA and was national championship. berth in the NCAA Tournament at coaching at a high school down in s« DILLARD. page 21 set DUKES, pagt 22 SARAH STAN!T2VW*ir. ***>r the end of the 1993-'94 season. The Martinsville, and one year

WOMEN'S BASKETBALL FOOTBALL Injuries, zone defenses among Dukes' offensive coordinator resigns obstacles for JMU this season In an effort to shake up I Matthews H stagnant offense, coach Mickey told the News- i BY DREW WILSON wasn't feeling well, but when JMU then headed to DeLand, our potential in our opinion Matthews Monday accepted Record that sports editor you lose your leader like that, Fla., for the Stetson Hatter since the Hatter Classic," Brooks the resignation of offensive Alter opening the season 1 -2, sometimes it takes you a while Christmas Classic. There, the said. "It's been one of those situ- the new offen- coordinator John Zernhelt. the Dukes found out coach Bud to regroup." Dukes crushed Lipscomb ations where we came out sive cooordi- Zemhelt led a JMU offen nator could Childers was taking a medical The fol- Next home University, 75-42. JMU then against George Mason flat. sive unit that finished ninth out leave of absence from the team, lowing day, defeated the University of George Mason played some be promoted of 11 teams in the Atlantic 10 in sending another jolt to the JMU lost in Riime: Rhode Island, 5952, for the tour- zone and did a very good job. from his own total offense and 10th in scor- staff, or he j Dukes. The team already had overtime to nament title. We didn't attack the zone like I ing offense. could go out- received an earlier blow, losing Virginia Tech, Sunday vs. "We played really well had hoped we would." Matthews said in an article side of JMU. JOHN junior center Mindy Sywassink 77-73, there," Brooks said. "We played The Dukes bounced back W&M, in Tuesday's Daily News- Athletic ZKKNHKLT for the year to a knee injury as But the really good defense and with a conference win over Record that the decision was a the season started. Dukes 2 p.m. rebounded the ball very well. It Hofstra University Jan. 9. director Jeff mutual one and that both par- Bourne told the Nins-Rcumi "They've been through a returned was a good tournament" Despite the win, the team ties were, "frustrated." lot," said interim coach Kenny home to From there, the Dukes was without sophomore for- that he did not ask Matthews The change does not neces- to make any coaching changes. Brooks, who has taken over in defeat Norfolk State University moved into Colonial Athletic ward Lynn Liburd, who sarily foreshadow a drastic place of Childers. "When coach and Morgan State University Association play against George injured her foot between the Matthews' five-year con- change in the Dukes' offensive tract expires at the end of 2003. Childers decided that he had to before losing by one point at the Mason University, where they the loss at George Mason and attack as Matthews serves as take a medical leave of absence, University of North Carolina- lost, 82-57. Matthews and Bourne were JMU's primary play-caller and that was a big blow. We knew he Charlotte Dec. 21. "We haven't played up to set JMU. page 22 both unavailable for comment. coaches the quarterbacks. — from staff reports —WOMEN'S SWIMMINC; & DIVINC;— WRKSTI.IN<; Dukes fall to Spiders Diplomats, Cavaliers

BY TRAVIS CLINGENPEEL Hansbrough, senior Amanda senior writer Coyle and freshman Kim drop Dukes at home A valiant effort by the Baguchinsky. Filak and women's swimming team fell Hansbrough also were mem- JMU loses two straight after short Saturday as the Dukes suf- bers of the 200-yard medley fered a narrow 136-106 defeat to relay team that captured first several starters go down to injury the University of Richmond at 6lace, along with senior Jessica lolm Dahl and freshman Savage Natatorium BY DREW WILSON "Going into it, I knew it was Megan l-oucks. JMU cap- sports editor going to be a tough match," Coyle added an individual tured three After opening the season coaih Chlfe Llliott s.ml "I had W\t meet: victory for JMU, garnering ,\ events on the with a win over American three st.uicrs first place finish in the 500- afternoon, University, the Dukes have out tonight yard freestyle. Bercaw said highlighted Saturday dropped two straight BMsdtM We've been that Coyle is one of the team's by first-place VS.ODI . JMU's match against the wrestling strongest swimmers in the dis- finishes in University of Virginia came tough, but tance even to. both the 200- down to the final match this is only The Spiders took home first- yard freestyle Wednesday. Josh Eto topped place finishes in nine of the 13 our second and medley relays. Coach freshman Matt Coffey to secure dual meet. I events and placed second in Nancy Berca w noted the wins as the UVa. win. expected us to win, but without seven others en route to the win. the bright spot for the Dukes. Monday, the Dukes fell to seniors Pat l>i.i/, Neth Cameron But despite the loss, Bercaw was "It was a tremendous feeling Franklin & Marshall College, and Brian t onsolvo. it affected pleased with the effort given the and effort," Bercaw said 22-18. JMU, who was missing the final score." stature of their opponent. The 200-yard freestyle relay MATT CARASELLA/vnwr pttoiographrr three starters because of various Senior Dave Colabella said, team consisted of sophomore injuries, got behind early 13-0 see SWIMMERS, page 20 The Dukes fell to Franklin & Marshall College Monday night, Christine Filak, senior Marie but competed without three starters In the lineup. and couldn't recover. see COIABEUA, \mge 20 20! THE BREEZE I THURSDAY, JAN. 16, 2003 SPORTS WOMEN'S GYMNASTICS- I ■ Newcomers to add depth in '03 B> JASON MCGRAW Carolina State University, the and be competitive at the freshmen .1 while to adapt to contributing writer other three seniors likely will conference championships." college life and mesh with the With 10 of the returning 15 hxik to finish their collegiate One thing that will help bam, but they've done that gymnasts on the women's careers the way they started accomplish those goals is the extremely well (his year." gymnastics to.im holding vari- them back in 1999 — with a performance of this year's . Still the common thread ous school records, JMU brings 11 inference championship. freshman class. This year's that holds this year's team experience to ita 2003 roster. A Helping the Dukes get there class brings five new gym- together will be their depth mix of tour senior-. Wa jun- will be core of seven juniors nasts — Jessica and Lauren and consistency. The team iors and five freshman llto lead by Erin Fitzgerald, the Caravello, Lindsey Ribeiro, doesn't have to rely on one or ensures depth en I squad that school record holder in the Allison Greene and AH Niles two girls to carry the weight of Wnior Lauren Shear said beam and top scorer in the all- — to the Dukes' roster. the team in each event but can ihould he able to be very com- antund last season, and junior "They have a lot of poten- expect leadership form eight or pettth e throughout Ihe MWOII Nicole Ba scope, who was tial and experience and bring nine different girls every night. "We have I let oi potential u» injured last season, but is the a lot of variety to the team," "Most people think gym- do gn-at things (MB vear," Shear school's current record holder Shear said. nastics is an individual sport. said. "We pretty much have the in the all-around competition. So far the freshmen have but it's a true team sport," same team rehiming m>m last Juniors Erin Dootey and Kati left a favorable outlook in the Shear said "One of our great- year, plus a re.ilh talented fresh- Elder round out the group that minds of both their older team- est .ulv.int.ige> is that we work man i i brings both maturity and expe- mates as well as their coach. so well together as a team." The team is lead by seniors rience to the team. "For the first time in a long The women's gymnastic Shear and Carri Rider, along "Our goal is to build on time the freshmen we've team kicks off its season this with returning seniors lanelle last year and keep improving brought in will compensate Friday at Towson University, JBNAOCEIUAANttNBTpfcaN|f«RWr DiOrio and Emily McNabb. week to week," coach Roger for the loss of last years sen- and competes in its only home With the exception of McNabb, Burke said. "We want to iors," Burke said. meet Feb. 7 against the College Senior Carri Elder works on her floor routine at a practice In who is a transfer from North peak at the end of the season Dioriosaid, "Usually it takes of William & Mary. November. She Is one of four seniors returning to the '03 team. Colabella, Rankin earn individual wins Swimmers prepare for Dukes against Franklin & Marshall for meet with ODU COLABEUA.fnmiw (9 two escapes (one point each) In the 184-pound weight back and I was actually pretty SWIMMERS, from page 19 Bercaw, however, cau- "1 think it was big. A lot of Rankin got another takedown class, Colabella topped F&M's tired," Colabella said. "I think'l "It's the closest we've come tioned against raiding too the guys didn't know they with 21 seconds left in the sec- Tim Brinzer 6-4. Colabella got was a lot like everybody to Richmond in a long time," much into the List meeting. ' were wrestling. They just ond period to take a 4-2 lead an early takedown in the first wrestling tonight — we just Bercaw said. "They're one of the "There were a lot of other found out this morning." heading into the final period. and rattle off two reverses in didn't have any intensity. When (Op U'.ims anywhere." teams competing there, But Behind 13-0, the Dukes Rankin pulled away early in the second, which was enough we got the takedowns, we did- The Dukes remain at home when it's one on one, any- attempted to make up the the third to pick up JMU's first for the win. n't look tor any more points." this weekend when they host thing can happen." difference late. In the 174- win of the match. Collabella made his return The Dukes also picked up in-state rival Old Dominion The meet will be the first for pound weight class, junior "I knew we were down early, after mising the Dukes' win two wins by forfeit, but it University Saturdav at 1 p.m. the Monarchs following the Jeremy Kankin defeated the s. i1 was hoping we could score a at American University last was not enough without their [MU faced ODU Nov. 21-23, winter break. Diplomats K.jah Hankel 9-5. lot of points," Rankin said. Saturday, as well as the injured starters. 2002 at the Maryland Terrapin "They're coming in hen- Rankin got a quick take- "I knew I was going to have Millersville Tournament last JMU's next competes at the Cup Invitational at the thinking they can beat us," down for two points, but to win at least to give us a week with a broken left hand. Virginia State Champion-hip-. University of Maryland, defeat- Bercaw said. "We're not going Hankel tied the match up with shot at winning." 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PHOTOS COURTESY OF JMU Spom Mnftn Kriamu Above — Driesell cuts down the net* after winning the CAA Tournament In 94. Right — Driesell, with former Athletic Director Dean Enters, left, and former President Ronald Carrier, right, celebrates his 600th career win In coaching. r Lefty earned 159 wins while coaching at JMU and lead the Dukes to postseason play five years In a row. V Dillard believes Driesell

Right — Driesell discusses strategy with the Dukes, In the huddle during a time- belongs in Hall of Fame out. He ranks fourth all- DIUARDfrom page 19 time In wins by a college self, very demanding of his coach with 786 In 41 sea- "There are so many differ- .. staff and very demanding of sons, while coaching at ent criteria," Dillard said. his players." four different schools "Everybody's going to look at I always thought he'd Dillard added he's happy (Davidson University, the wins and losses, did he make for Driesell, that he was able University of Maryland, it to the big dance? Did he die on the bench. There to leave when he felt the time JMU and Georgia State win the whole thing? was right. University). Driesell Is also "I think you look at all the was a lot of excitement, "In this profession you're the only coach In college lives he's touched, people always happy to see people do history to earn at least like Jon Lucas and Tom a lot of big games. it their way. Everybody says 100 wins with four differ- McMillan and . 'well why would he retire in ent schools. There were years where he — Ron Bradlev the middle of the season?' Well men's assislani basketball coacn was very successful at that's Lefty. Lefty's going to do Maryland where they only it, and I'm sure he had a rea- took the number one team in 59 son for it. He felt at that the tournament. I think it moment it was right, so I'm was structured differently in said he never thought he'd happy for him that he was able those years, and in my opin- see the day when "Lefty" to do it on his terms." ion that should not stop him would retire. Driesell said, "I'm 71. I've from going to the Hall." "I always thought he'd die been working since 1960, and Assistant coach Ron on the bench," Bradley said. I just wanted to retire. I had a Bradley, who also served as "There was a lot of excite- good time, but I'm sure some- an assistant under Driesell at ment, a lot of big games. 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JMU, from page 19 up and play different roles." consistency in its post. Brooks fought back to get to ."SCO in the Dillard said he felt the team the Hofstra game Price added, "Hopefully said Monday. league. If you look at it in those was not clicking on all cylinders "One day. we found out she Lynn will be back in the next The team also will need to ienns, it should definitely be a during its four game slide, but was complaining about a foot week or two. It means a lot find a way to succeed against momentum builder for us." said ultimately the skid was just injury," Brooks said. 'They because Lynn has been averag- the zone, something Brooks Prior to those two confer- a temporary bump in the road. took her to get X-rays and ing seven rebounds a game, so said the team will see the rest ence wins, JMU had managed "Quite frankly, if I can bor- found out it was a deep bone someone has to step up and fill ot the season. to win just three of its last eight row a phrase from (football bruise, which could lead to a that void in the rebounding." "We have some athletic play- games. The Dukes won back-to- coach) Mickey Matthews — itrtM fracture. We're being When JMU played Virginia ers on our team and a lot of back home games Dec. 7 and we stunk," Dillard said. "We proactive on it and put her m .) Commonwealth University teams in the CAA know they Dec. 16 against Akron were bad there for a while on boot for three weeks." last Sunday, it struggled once can't match up man-to-man, so University, 84-82, and Florida defense, particularly man-to- While I.iburd's fv 1 points per again against a /one defense, they'll play a zone. When they Atlantic University, 71-57, man defense. A lot of it has to pOM arc replaceable, it is her 6 I losing 68-61. play a zone for long periods of before traveling to Puerto Rico do with timing; we were in a rebounds a game that will be "We didn't attack the zone time, we can't get stagnant," to compete in the San Juan state at that point in the sea- missed the most MJMn," Brooks said. "We were Brooks said. Shootout where they lost two son where we weren't playing "I vi'n didn't score a lot for stagnant and again we got out- Life won't get any easier for out of the three games to the well and I'm not sure that us, but she WM IVCnflJng MX rebounded, which I think is a JMU, who plays at Old University of Denver, 79-72, and playing at home or on the rebounds a game," Brook1- Mid key to all of our games. We have Dominion University Thursday Northeastern University, 69-66. road would've made a differ- She did a really good job to control the boards and we night. The Lady Monarchs JMU's only win of the ence for us at that point. dtfmdlng in the post and she didn't do a good job of that It haven't lost a conference game tournament came over Puerto "Eventually it's going to FILE PHOTtVMflff Canuella gave us that one extra body." was a disappointing loss. It was since the Dukes ended their 11 i- Rico-Mayaguez, 88-58. level out and we're going to get Junior guard Chris Williams SHUT forward Shanna Price a game that we felt like if we conference game winning streak Whitehead recorded a dou- some smooth sailing along the and the Dukes will host the slid, "Right now we're search- would have come out and Feb. 18, 2001. way. We have to guard against ble-double in the win, scoring Patriots Saturday. ing for identity with Lynn out" played to our potential, we "Old Dominion is the team a career high 19 points and thinking that where we were at To replace Liburd' at the could have won." to beat in this conference, pulling down 12 rebounds. that moment is where we and started deviating on tour. Brooks moved senior for- LeRose said, "I think our although I feel the gap has The Dukes' woes continued would be the entire season. offense, things like that ward Nadine Morgan over team has had a huge wake-up been narrowed," Price said of after the tournament though, Nothing is as bad as it seems, "We're playing better team from the three position and call from our game at George the l.ady Monarchs, who have losing three straight upon and nothing lascs as long as you ball on both ends, offensively moved Price to the three. Mason to our game at VCU." narrowly won their last two returning home and four think it's going to last" and defensively. We're click- Starting in place of Liburd is As the Dukes head into the CAA games. straight overall. In its first game Fanning said the team ing a lot better I think. But red-shirt senior guard |ody heart of conference play. Brooks said, "Obviously after Christmas, JMU blew a 43- needed to come together there's always room for I eRose, who is averaging 10 Brooks said the team must they haven't been as dominant 28 halftime lead against visiting more in order to improve and improvement. The way you points per game. start playing to its potential, as they have in the past, but Appalachian State University said he thought it had the past improve is never being satis- Brooks said, "We inserted something it has yet to do. they are still the best team in and allowed guard Shawn I fall two games. fied, so we're going to contin- )ody into the lineup and we "We're going to have to the conference," Brooks said. to score all 25 of his points in the "We weren't playing collec- ue to work at that and hope- gain some outside shooting, step it up because all these "We're not playing our best second half in an 83-76 loss. tively as a team and that can fully continue to improve." hut we lose some rebounding teams are familiar with our right now either, so we'll have In their next two contests, really hurt us out there," The Dukes next face George That's been a little struggle team," Brooks said. to go down to Norfolk and the Dukes opened conference Fanning said. 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