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By Hunter Goddard affair with another criminal. 5. “Crazy Handful of Nothin’” (S1E6) 2. “Felina” (S5E16) The Rocky Mountain Collegian The exact moment when Walt truly One of the few series finales in TV his- 8. “Phoenix” (S2E12) breaks bad and becomes Heisenberg is a tory to dodge any (significant) criticism or “Breaking Bad” is over now, but it is still The penultimate episode of the second source of debate, but the literally explo- controversy, “Felina” ties up all the loose ends one of the most talked about serial dramas of season sets the thematic tone for the rest of the sive climax of this early chapter in his so seamlessly, it defies belief that the show’s the new millennium. The show was so popu- series. Walt watches Jane overdose and drown damnation sees him adopt the bald look, writers did not have the ending planned from lar and is so missed that AMC will air each in her own vomit and does nothing to save her exercise his chemistry genius and take the beginning. episode again in “’Breaking Bad’ Binge” mara- because of the threat she poses against him. great pleasure in his violence, all in one thons from 3-11 p.m. His action – or inaction – has cataclysmic con- fell swoop. 1. “Ozymandias” (S5E14) As your very own “Binge” companion, sequences. Not only is this the best episode in the here are the best “Bad” episodes. Spoilers 4. “Cornered” (S4E6) show – it ranks among the greatest hours of abound. 7. “Full Measure” (S3E13) “Breaking Bad” is full of quotable mo- drama ever broadcast. It is the submission There is no arguing that Walt’s double hit- ments (the fifth season opener comes to that helped actor Bryan Cranston, actress 10. “The Cat’s in the Bag...” (S1E2) and-run is memorable in “Half Measures,” mind, when Walt advises an enlightened Anna Gunn, writer Moira Walley-Beckett Walt and Jesse are two episodes into the sister episode to the third season finale. Hank to “tread lightly”). But the brilliance and the drama series as a whole win big at their fledgling meth empire and it is already However, Jesse’s race against time to kill be- of the legendary writing is showcased the 66th Primetime Emmys. unraveling. Between their own ineptitude, fore Walt is killed charts the moral Pinkman’s here like nowhere else. “I am the one who Skyler’s suspicions, and the beginnings of loss of innocence, a la Aaron Paul’s tour de knocks!” Choosing the top ten episodes out of a Hank’s investigation, “Breaking Bad” tack- force performance. nearly perfect series is an exercise in futility, les its own trademark comedy, drama and 3. “Crawl Space” (S4E11) and no amount of praise does justice to the morality right away. 6. “Peekaboo” (S2E6) Few works of dramatic fiction – on experience of actually watching the show. Jesse’s evil deed in “Full Measure” is even television, on film, on stage, in print – have If you somehow avoided it until now, this is 9. “I.F.T.” (S3E3) more tragic when up against the saintliness achieved the same level of intensity that your chance. It is not as good as it sounds – it This is the episode that sees Skyler on display in “Peekaboo.” If the next entry on Bryan Cranston and Anna Gunn did when is better. break bad and establish her reputation as this list is the birth of Heisenberg, then this Skyler tells Walt that she gave his money to The Binge began in August and will go un- one of the most hated TV characters in re- one is the death of Cap’n Cook. Oh, and a meth her extramarital lover – the money which til Oct. 5. cent years. Having accused Walt of cheating head’s wife murders him with an ATM. cost her husband his soul. Collegian A&E Writer Hunter Goddard and then finally finding out where he really can be reached at entertainment@collegian. was all those lonely nights, she has her own com or on Twitter @hunter_gaga. OpinionFriday, September 12, 2014 | Page 4 ISIS alters Israeli approach to Hamas Recent develop- However, civilian casual- must “question how justified mering the crisis. ments with ISIS ties rose an alarming rate upon the massive death count was of Every country in the region have the potential Israel’s invasion. I don’t like to “Every country innocents in Gaza, whatever the seems to agree that ISIS is a big- to ease tension in argue morality but a civilian extenuating circumstances.” In a ger threat to humanity than the another region: death is a civilian death and no in the region moment of “cheshbon hanefesh inter-faction wars that continue to Gaza. less gruesome in Gaza. With all — moral introspection,” Rabbi plague the region. The Washing- eyes on ISIS, it forces Israel to re- seems to agree Landes wants to “investigate our It feels naive to think that ton Post reported consider the devices with which that ISIS is a actions, not to save face but so we Hamas and Israel will unite 1, 369 Palestinian they expand. can face ourselves.” against ISIS after 66 years of civilians casual- The vast majority of the world bigger threat Could the actions of ISIS religious turmoil. However, the ties (418 children) has diplomatic relations with Israel change the way Israel approaches atrocities committed by ISIS JAKE during Israel’s over Palestine. Israel is bound to to humanity Gaza? may change how both Israel and SCHWEBACH ground offensive U.S. foreign policy or otherwise Ariel Colonomos of Hareetz Hamas proceed in the conflict. from July 8 to Aug. risks losing support. The threat than the inter- likened “Hamas’ abduction at- Israel’s invasion ended on Aug. 26. 6. The Washington Post created to America from ISIS in the most faction wars tempts” to ISIS. Colonomos stated However, we all know that this is an interactive graphic to chart the recent execution video is emotional that such abductions “raise moral not the end. death toll. turbulence for American military that continue and political choices that many The least common denomi- Civilian slaughter made a intervention. Realized by the other states with nationals taken nator across all opinions is that startling debut on the world’s Obama Administration as a long- to plague the hostage by Islamist groups must religion is not a justification for stage with public executions of term intervention, Israel has a new also confront.” civilian slaughter, nationalism or American journalist James Foley commitment toward stopping ISIS. region.” If the world follows the expansionism. Now, if Israel and and American-Israeli journal- A senior official in Jerusalem advice of Rabbi Landes and Hamas can put this philosophy into ist Steven Sotloff by ISIS, the reported to the Israeli newspaper ment came from Israel’s verbal Colonomos, then the same con- practice, maybe diplomatic efforts extremist group operated from Haaretz that Israeli “Prime Min- commitment to shift military sideration for civilian casualties to redraw the region can ensue. Iraq and Syria. The gruesome ister Benjamin Netanyahu held a focus from Gaza militant group on both sides in Gaza need to be executions that ISIS carries out meeting Wednesday on the threat Hamas to ISIS. treated with the same sensitivity Collegian Columnist Jake abroad are, by consensus, far of infiltration by Islamic State That same day, Rabbi Daniel as the executions made by ISIS. Schwebach can be reached at let- more inhumane than civilian militants into Israel and the West Landes wrote in an editorial This can potentially be used as [email protected] or on Twitter casualties of war. Bank.” An interesting develop- comment to Hareetz that Israelis a stepping stone in at least sim- at @JakeSchwebach.

RAMTALK Annual University games excite By Davis English will not make the cut, but the said about Ashley relay, the my bod.” to his lack of physical hygiene, The Rocky Mountain Collegian payoff is worth it. awkward half jog across the Local cheese wheel vendor, excessive gluten consumption The gold medalist in each street to get to your ride, the Carly Elins, will be officiating and Netflix binge watching. Based on the RamTalk: event will receive a brand new Netflix binge watch and the the games for her fifth con- Although they don’t begin for “The awkward half jog when a set of Lisa Frank folders, a life- shotput. secutive year. another two to 120 weeks, it’s car is waiting for you to cross time supply of pipe cleaners and To train for these events, “It’s not easy to officiate,” safe to say that the University the street.” – Originally in three female chinchillas in heat. senior Hamburglar major Elins said. “We look for the Olympics will be worth watch- 8/29/2014 Collegian. The events of the Olympics Shane DelBrewer has been on mark of a true college student ing. Over two trillion schools have been called “extreme,” a strict diet for the last three when judging. Things like nationwide will be partaking he University “dangerous” and “great dipped years. glazed eyes, grey sweatpants, this year and we all know what Olympics are fast in ranch” by some critics, but “Yeah, I actually just heard grey sweatshirts, grey socks, CSU pulled off three years ago approaching and, as University athletes every- about the Olympics like two grey sleep caps, grey outlook on at the games in Portland. Let’s many anticipated, where have been training all weeks ago,” DelBrewer said, life, excessive napping, calling do that again this year, Rams! students are train- year to showcase their skills. “But I’ve been on my custom parents for more money and Ting in the thousands to try to Events include: the Behavioral Ramen, peanut butter and boozing are all marks of true Collegian RamTalk col- represent Colorado State in Sciences door pull (50 reps), Pizza Roll diet since freshman University Olympic champs.” umnist Davis English can be this year’s events. The training the late to Statistics sprint, the year. I think I’ll do really well This year, DelBrewer is a reached at entertainment@ regimen is rigorous and most OMG did you hear what Ben with all of those nutrients in top pick to win the games due collegian.com. Make an effort to be more environmentally conscious As our summer Luckily for us, Colorado that we could do to improve our have to pay attention to the little comes to a close State University and the City of sustainability efforts. things we do that eventually add and we enter Fort Collins excels at environ- “Start out small. Start out small. You don’t up to become significant prob- the new school mental sustainability. According You don’t have have to do something huge to lems. You don’t have to be a hippy year, we come to a study done by the Sierra make a difference. Even just tak- tree hugger to be environmen- rejuvenated and Club, CSU ranks 11th on a list of to do something ing a shorter shower or turning tally aware (not that there’s any- ready for a fresh the top most green schools in the off your lights when you aren’t thing wrong with hippy tree hug- start. Most of us country. Recently, Fort Collins huge to make a using them can help. Instead of gers). Take the CSU green pledge bring positive passed a plastic bag fee law that passing by a “reduce, reuse and on CSU's Green Warrior page. It’s attitudes and will require grocers to charge difference.” recycle” sign and not giving it a a great way to be held accountable determination five to 10 cents for every plastic second thought, make a mental for living a greener lifestyle, plus ALLIE to make the best and paper bag used. This will note to make an environmentally you get a free t-shirt. WOEBER of the upcoming impact our city and environment we shouldn’t stop there. I think friendly lifestyle change. Fun semesters, and tremendously. It’s great that we could do even better. Even fact: phone or laptop chargers left Collegian Columnist Allie what better way to do this than to our school and community are if we were ranked No. 1 on the plugged in still use energy even Woeber can be reached at letters@ pledge to live more environmen- making so much progress, but list, there would always be more when they aren’t being used. We collegian.com. tally conscious lives? I know we’ve all been told countless times to “reduce, reuse and recycle” and “reduce our carbon footprints,” but after hearing it so often, these things eventually lose meaning to us. We need to be reminded of the important message behind these catchy sayings, because if we don’t start taking environmentalism more seri- ously, the consequences will be dire. According to the Intergov- ernmental Panel on Climate Change, global warming is mostly human-caused, and if we don’t act soon, we could be facing serious dangers. We could be looking at extreme weather, flooding and droughts, food shortages, health risks and increased tensions that could lead to violent conflicts. Basi- cally, the world is going to hell in a hand basket. I’m sure this is all infor- mation you’ve heard before. But what most people don’t understand is how fast it is happening. A Global Change report tells us that the effects of global warming are occur- ring right now, and they will only get worse from here. We could be dealing with extreme circumstances in just a few short decades. That is why we have to act now. 6 Friday, September 12, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com “Little things can be let go or quickly fixed, but if you dread coming home to your roommate every day, know you have the power to change your living situation.” Should I stay or should I go? Roommate troubles 101

By Sierra Cymes up in everyday conversation. Here’s counter. A putrid smell that was currence, try telling them directly. talked about but still festers over a The Rocky Mountain Collegian a guide to tell you when to let it go not there at the beginning of the Use a no-nonsense approach, couple of months, give them a no- and when (and how) to let your semester is now emanating from telling them exactly what hap- tice of your leaving, and tell them All roommates (including you) roommate know: their belongings. You rule out scent pened and ask them not to repeat why. Sometimes this is enough to can probably fit into one or more possibilities and decide on "dead the action. Some roommates will fix the problem. Sometimes not. of these categories: the overly nice Stress scale: 1-3 rat." pass this off, saying they were “just Make sure you’ve tried to talk one, the clean freak, the aloof one, Your roommate cleans meticu- It’s time to let your roommate borrowing.” But if they consistently to your roommate before giving the talkative/emotional one and lously. You know it shouldn’t bug know what’s bothering you. Try are taking your things without your them this ultimatum, though. the one whose parent cleaned their you, but it does a little. Let this one bringing it up in casual conversa- consent, that is stealing. Try talking Many problems can be solved with room all the way through high go. If your roommate cleans your tion. “What is that, a dead rat in to a hall RA or residence director to a couple of sentences. They are school. things or seems annoyed that you your closet? Haha.” (Really, is it?) see if they can resolve the problem probably unconscious of how their Living with another person is aren’t cleaning, too, it may be time Depending on the type of room- diplomatically. If not, see stress actions are affecting you. never what you expect. It’s the little to talk. Try complimenting them mate you have, your level of direct- scale 10. Little things can be let go or things like how toothpaste is glued and admitting your own cleaning ness should be enough to call the quickly fixed, but if you dread com- to the side of the sink each morn- issues, and see if you can find a problem to their attention, but not Stress scale: 10 ing home to your roommate every ing, or how they wake up and make happy medium. enough to insult or offend them. Your roommate is a member of day, know you have the power to every noise possible to disturb your an international terrorist organi- change your living situation. slumber. Most roommate problems Stress scale: 4-6 Stress scale: 7-9 zation. Get out as fast as you can, Collegian A&E Writer Sierra can be solved — or at least forgiven Hygiene issues. A cup of ... Something is missing or bro- and consider changing your name Cymes can be reached at entertain- — with a little communication. something — you don’t remember ken. You know they did it, but they "Breaking Bad"-style. [email protected] or on Twitter Other problems are harder to bring what now — is still sitting on the lie about it. If this is a first time oc- Seriously, if an issue has been @sierra_cymes. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, September 12, 2014 7

wo weeks into the sea- the mouth of Rams linemen, so son, the Colorado State they’ll be looking to get after Aggies football team is sitting on running back Jermale Jefferson a metaphorical see-saw. early and often. Also, CSU would They flew up with a win like to get some sacks in this game Tagainst Colorado, plummeted down and get their defense off of the field. again with the loss to Boise and now The Rams had two sacks against are horizontally stable, poised for Boise State last week, and would the tie-breaker against UC-Davis. hope to at least double that figure The Rams will host the Aggies Home Cooking against UC-Davis. for Saturday’s 1:04 p.m. home- CSU OFFENSE VS. UC- opener kickoff, marking the first DAVIS DEFENSE time the two teams will meet. Rams look to get back on track The Aggies are sitting at .500 CSU offensive line vs. UC-Davis as well, suffering a 45-0 thumping defensive line by Stanford in week one, and then Last week against Fort Lewis, returning the favor with a 52-17 win in home opener vs. UC-Davis the UC-Davis front seven recorded against Fort Lewis. An FCS team, five sacks. Redshirt freshman defen- UC-Davis plays in the Big Sky Con- sive linemen Brandon Weaver leads ference, so despite this game car- the team with two sacks on the sea- rying no weight conference-wise, son. But it’s senior free safety Charles CSU is hunting for another win. Boyett who the Rams offensive line Football beat reporters Steven R se u will have to look out for. At 6 foot, 205 n s Jacobs and Micky Rastrelli com- e h f in pounds, he has a lot of muscle packed e g piled a list of key matchups to look D into a relatively small frame. As a g O for Saturday at Hughes: n f i fe result, he has 11 tackles across two h n s s games, nine of which came against u e CSU DEFENSE VS. UC- R 14 s 7. Pac-12 heavyweight Stanford. yd 0 DAVIS OFFENSE 5 yd 9. s CSU linebackers vs. UC-Davis 12 CSU QB Garrett Grayson vs. the UC-Davis secondary running backs s d 1 y 4 The Aggies’ defense has Tackling was a problem 4 0 . .5 9 quick eyes and quicker hands. for CSU when they played 2 y Boise State, and if it’s not 2 d After throwing two detri- s improved it will continue to By Steven Jacobs mental interceptions against be a problem for the Rams and Micky Rastrelli Boise, Grayson will have to 2 “throw to the guys wear- defense. The strength of the 8 s

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Nothing says the first road week- end for No. 14 Colorado State volley- ball like facing three former confer- ence foes, one of which ranks in the top-10 nationally. The 6-1 Rams will travel to Las Cruces, New Mexico looking to extend a perfect 14-0 re- cord last season away from Moby Arena with wins on Friday against No. 9 BYU and New Mexico State, and Texas-El Paso on Saturday. “Now we've got to focus on a three weekend in a row road swing where we play some great teams,” head coach Tom Hilbert said during Tuesday's press conference. “I know my team is tired but it is a big test time for us.” “This is one of the tougher sched- ules that we’ve ever had,” Hilbert added. “All of our preseason teams are very good and challenging, and I think five or six of them are better than every team we played last year. We could be a .500 team in non-con- ference and be better than last year.” CSU has competed against BYU more than any team in the country with the exception of rival north Wy- oming. The Rams rivalry against the Cougars dates back to 1976, CSU's first season, with BYU leading the CHRISTINA VESSA COLLEGIAN series 46-26-1. However, under Hil- Junior outside hitter Adrianna Culbert (3), and junior middle blocker Acacia bert the Rams have won four out of Andrews (11), jump to block a ball during the second set of Tuesday night’s win the five last meetings. against DU. BYU heads into the weekend 5-1, ing 10th in the country, averaging The Rams will wrap up the week- with its only loss coming in five sets 3.11 blocks per set. end with WAC preseason champion to No. 5 Washington on Sept. 5. The “I think any time we get to play top New Mexico State Friday night and Cougars lead the nation in blocks per competition its just the game be look UTEP on Saturday. Friday night's set (3.70), out blocking its opponents forward to because we know we are game against UTEP will broadcast 74.0 to 38.5. going to be challenged and that they on ESPN3. Known as one of the Rams' big- are going to be a good team. So we are Collegian Sports Reporter Ha- gest areas of improvement, Hilbert going to have to play our best in order leigh Hamblin can be reached at continues to harp on his team to to get better as a team,” junior outside [email protected] and on Twitter block better as a group, despite rank- hitter Adrianna Culbert said. @haleighhamblin. collegian.com The Rocky Mountain Collegian | Friday, September 12, 2014 9

“Beau Jo’s offers the birthday guest a small, hot fudge lava bun cake for free in celebration of the special day.” Best local restaurants and bars that give gifts for birthdays

By Caitlyn Berman menu. These sweets include bread song for the guest, many times the with sugar and free of charge for the nut St.) The Rocky Mountain Collegian pudding, brownies, chocolate mousse, entire class of painters join in for birthday person. La Luz Mexican Grill gives the root beer floats or a scoop of Walrus ice the fun. birthday celebrator a free sopapilla, If you’re planning a birthday cream. Bisetti’s Italian Restaurant (120 a fried pastry made with sugar and bash around town, little bonuses The Rio Grande Mexican Res- S. College Ave.) honey. along the way can make the day, in- Butter Cream Cupcakery (172 taurant (143 W. Mountain Ave.) After dinner, Bisetti’s will pres- cluding free extras from local social N. College Ave.) The Rio Grande excites birth- ent the birthday guest with a slice Old Chicago (147 S. College Ave.) spots. From free cupcakes to drinks With about 60 different cup- day guests 21 years or older with a of their homemade cheesecake for For those who are members of and more, the following list com- cake flavors, Butter Cream Cup- free Jose Cuervo Tequila shot, gold free. Old Chicago’s World Beer Tour Pro- piles some in-town businesses and cakery swaps the featured flavors or silver. For those who are under gram, birthday guests get a large, the generous specials they offer for weekly, offering the birthday guest 21, The Rio instead accommodates Beau Jo’s (205 N. College Ave.) one-topping pizza for free! the birthday guest. Whether you’re his/her choice of any in-store fla- with free sopapillas, fried pastries Beau Jo’s offers the birthday 21 years old or younger, there’s vored cupcake, regular size, for free. made of wheat dough. guest a small, hot fudge lava bun Yum Yum Restaurant (1300 W. something for every birthday on the Consistent in-store flavors include cake for free in celebration of the Elizabeth St.) busy streets of Fort Collins. salty caramel, chocolate and straw- Social (1 Old Town Square No. 7) special day. For those who want to head out berry. Feeling social? This cocktail bar of Old Town, the Middle Eastern CooperSmith’s Pub and Brewery will give the birthday celebrator a Austin’s American Grill (100 W. Yum Yum Restaurant will give the (5 Old Town Square) Pinot’s Palette (159 W. Moun- small glass of sparkling white wine, Mountain Ave.) birthday guest a free shot at the bar, CooperSmith’s offers the birthday tain Ave.) free of charge. Austin’s American Grill caps something mixed and made by the guest a selection of any house-made This artistic studio will some- off dinner with a free sundae for bartender on the spot. beer, from Peach Wheat to Boysen- times provide the birthday person Lucile's (400 S. Meldrum St.) the birthday person, made with ice Collegian A&E Writer Caitlyn berry Wheat beer. If the birthday guest with a painted wine bottle, stocked This Creole-styled hot spot cream and hot fudge. Berman can be reached at entertain- is under 21 years old, they will instead with a paintbrush and flower. Staff fries up a full order of French fritter [email protected] or on Twitter offer one dessert from their diverse will also be sure to sing the birthday pastries, called beignets, sprinkled La Luz Mexican Grill (200 Wal- @CaitlynBerman.

Music and Musings: Are fans ready for Porter Robinson’s post-EDM?

By Mary Wilson that are more emotional than firey Indian, Tycho, even French chill- The Rocky Mountain Collegian in the way that drops are. meisters Air.” The drops in “transelectro” “I am loving the progressive electronic Many mixes such as Diplo and Porter Robinson's feel more like you’re in an expan- Friends, and BBC Essential Mix are “Worlds” is progressive and wel- sive valley with wildflowers all scene that is growing in popularity, featuring hours of chill electronic, comed by the industry, but can around. It’s the most scenic view, which is widely juxtaposed with fans keep up with his post-elec- and then you jump off the cliff and because on a personal level, I relate the drop-heavy hardcore sounds tronic dance music style? fly down to a shimmering lake. more closely to the indie mixes, of their mix pasts. It is obvious that I absolutely love Porter Rob- Dubstep drops feel like a car spin- the industry as a whole is progress- inson’s new album "Worlds." As out at 90 mph: it’s exhilarating, downtempo beats and melody driven ing towards “post EDM,” as Pitch- described in a Pitchfork review, it but looking back you’re wonder- fork calls it. The major question is, is “part synthy indie-pop, part twin- ing what just happened. beats over thrashing dubstep tempos.” can the audience keep up? In re- kling bedroom-beatmaker fare, With that said, it is obvious I gards to this weekend’s Robinson part festival-ready electro.” This was excited for the Porter show show, it doesn’t seem like they are album is an example of how the Saturday at the Fillmore Audi- The show lasted until 12:30 in popularity, because on a per- there just yet. electronic genre is expanding once torium in Denver, but the tone a.m. — extremely early for a show sonal level, I relate more closely again. of the night was disappointing. at the Fillmore. Maybe it was the to the indie mixes, downtempo Mary "M. Dubz" Willson has a The genre's last major expan- The crowd was extremely young, crowd, Porter's early set time or beats and melody driven beats radio show also called "Music and sion was into the popularity of (like, parents must have dropped the general lack of energy in the over thrashing dubstep tempos. Musings" every Thursday morning dubstep and whompy raves. Rob- them off) screaming at all the Fillmore, but while the music In Spin Magazine's review of the from 9-11 on KCSU 90.5 FM. Here inson’s album comes right along wrong times until Porter liter- playing from the speakers was album, they question his absence she plays electronic music that is with ’s new album "In Re- ally stopped the music and told captivating during his set, the vibe of “four-four club kicks and spas- inspired from the local scene. Fol- turn," which are mellowed out and the audience he likes “quiet for was severely lacking, a major part tic drops of his former cohort,” low her on Twitter @mary_will- use sampling and beats to thread the beautiful parts of the songs,” of electronic shows. and his moving towards “the soar- son and check out her "Music and together honestly beautiful melo- which just brought out more yell- I am loving the progressive ing sonic vistas and lysergic tex- Musings" blog at https://medium. dies with gut-wrentching drops ing from the children. electronic scene that is growing tures of M83, Washed Out, Neon com/@marywillson. 10 Friday, September 12, 2014 | The Rocky Mountain Collegian collegian.com Times Daily Crossword Puzzle 47 Useful quality 28 Out of town 48 Blueprint spec ... or a 29 Yawn ‘60s-’70s rock group conceding 32 One who might play under a poker hand? a balcony 52 Tater Tots maker 34 Uncle __ 53 __ fault 35 “Up hill, down __ ...”: Burns 54 Words of agreement 36 Bird was one, briefly CLASSIFIEDS 57 Improvisational style 39 Took its toll? 58 Blueprint spec ... or an MGM 40 Kettle emission www.collegian.com heartthrob’s cousin from the 42 Ardent Netherlands? 44 Ideal 970-491-1683 62 Manuscript encl. 45 Ready to be printed 63 Shell competitor 46 Many a late ‘90s startup 64 Soul singer Adams 48 “Pippin” Tony winner FOOD EMPLOYMENT 65 Begun: Abbr. 49 Ocean predators 66 Study, say 50 Numerical extreme GREATDeadline FOOD to submit classi ed ads is 4pmDry Cleaners the day prior to publication. 67 Name on a Yorba Linda 51 Circus sound Until midnight. 7 days. 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IN DA KRIB EM KRIBS RamTalk Compiled by Cole Fair

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