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Friday, April 5,1996 Bowling Green, Ohio Volume 82, Issue 110
The News' Briefs Faculty proposes salary increase Dimwimock all have to understand that we're ulty. One goal of the resolution is some concern about the increase crease to faculty and a 2 percent NL Scores The BC News not dipping into an unlimited pot to move the University up to the in faculty salary because there is Increase to our other col- of resources... it's the same pot" 60th percent lie level among doc- not an increase in the budget to leagues," Thlbault said. "It would A resolution passed Tuesday Currently, the University toral-level institutions. However, allow for it. He explained the in- be for all workers at the Univer- Baltimore 5 by the Faculty Senate favoring a ranks last among the eight state to reach that goal, an eight per- crease in salary would go into ef- sity." Kansas City 3 six and one half percent salary institutions in Ohio for the aver- cent annual increase would be fect for faculty only, leaving Thlbault said the Increase Increase for continuing faculty age all-rank salary at $50,549, necessary. A six and a half per- classified and administrative would cost the University $4.1 was disputed by members of the which is. nearly $9,000 less than cent Increase would be necessary staffs without the increase. Detroit 10 million dollars. He :iei New York 10 St. Louis 9 Ribeau evaluates Chicago 9 Los Angeles 4 project standing Philidelphia 7 Colorado 4 Jay Young Senate Chairwoman, said tran- The BG News scribing the tapes took a lot of time. San Francisco 7 University President Sidney "It's a big job, but it's so re- Atlanta 1 Ribeau honored Focus on Febru- warding to hear the positive feel- ary volunteers and discussed the ings and the warmth that stu- future of the Building Communi- dents and faculty, classified staff ty project Thursday in Olscamp and administrators have for Students participate Hall. Bowling Green," Mackinnon-S- in kindness event Ribeau spoke to employees and laney said. "There's also a reali- Students will be on the students who facilitated and par- zation that some of the structures step* of the Education ticipated in organizing campus- and processes need to change." building today as part of the wide discussions in February. The president said the next second random acts of Numerous topics were explored move will be to put the input into kindness event at the Uni- by members of the University action. versity. community over a week's period. "The next step is very clear to The members will have Each discussion was recorded me. It is, 'Let's look at the Is- tables set up with coffee, and has been transcribed by sues,'" Ribeau said. "What we cookies and crafts. Mem- bers of the group will also members of the committee. need to do is collectively look at hand out bags to students Ribeau told the volunteers he those things and say, 'OK, what walking by for the students believes they played a crucial seems to be the driving force be- to help pick up trash on role In the first part of the hind all of these initiatives?'" their way to class to help project. Ribeau said a leadership team clean up campus. "I see a connection between will be developed to help faculty. what you're doing In the context "What the faculty needs is on- Amy Johnioi/Th« BGNcwi of facilitators and what we need going training," Ribeau said. Deadline for police Sara Bishop, left, and Sandra Welnmann, both Junior social work majors, dig a trench along an 83-year- to do with out students," Ribeau division positions The committee will be meeting old man's trailer In Vanceburg, Ky. The trench will enable a pipe to be run from the well to the trailer so said. "We need to demonstrate In In the next few weeks to prepare the man can have running water. Applications and dead- every aspect of our University a final report, which is scheduled lines for the Bowling Green police division positions are life what in fact it means to be a to be given to the president by quickly approaching. Can- true learning community. I think April 30. Committee members didates will be scheduled to we can do that, and you all have have stated that the committee take the test on Saturday, taken a quantum leap In that will be made available to the Appalachia trip allows May 18 with the possibility direction." campus community before the of testing on May 19, de- Fiona Macklnnon-Slaney, president makes final decisions pending on the number of committee member and Faculty on what suggestions to carry out. applicants. To be eligible, candidates real-world experiences must apply In person at the Personnel Office of the City cold winter, Zak said. Administrative Building, Dawn Killer Explosives found The BC News The students gutted the "You could see how 304 North Church Street be- trailer, and then Insulated It tween 8 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. Those applicants who Editors note: This is the first and sealed the roof, according happy the people pass the physical agility part in a two-part series about to Michael Viet, sophomore were to talk to us in suspect's cabin the annual spring break trip to computer art major. He said test will then be eligible to take the written exam on Appalachia. they also ran a pipe from the because they didn't June 1. Nicholas K. Ginnios zynskl's hand-built, 10-by-12-foot Twenty area residents and well to the trailer so the man get visitors very The deadline for applying The Associated Press cabin Thursday. Federal officials students had the chance to help could have running water. for the test is Friday, May said the search could last several repair a trailer, build a cabin, "It was worth It to be able to often. It was written 10. The minimum education HELENA, Mont. -• In- days. visit nursing homes and fami- help him," he said. all over their faces." requirement is an associate vestigators found a partially as- "It's going very slowly because lies and experience a different Sara Bishop, junior social degree. Compiled from staff and sembled pipe bomb, chemicals we're not sure if it's booby- culture In Kentucky during work major, said the trailer wire repot ts. and meticulous notes on making trapped," said a federal agent spring break. looked a lot better when they Michael Veit explosives In the mountain cabin speaking on condition of anonym- As an alternate spring break left sophomore computer art major of the former Berkeley math ity. "We have an explosives ord- experience, the students went "We made It more like a professor suspected of being the nance team X-raying everything to Glenmary Farm In Vance- home again," she said. Unabomber, federal officials before we touch it" burg, Ky. to help residents, ac- Bishop said the students also Bishop said they had a said Thursday. The cabin has no electricity or cording to Rev. Daniel Zak. worked on a temporary hous- chance to experience a Quote of Theodore John Kaczynskl, S3, running water, which would ap- Zak, who helped organize the ing spot different culture and it was in- was charged Thursday with pos- pear to match the Unabomber's trip, said the Glenmary mis- "If a family's house burned teresting. the day sessing the bomb components aversion to modern society and sion has been doing work In down, they could stay In the "We went to see one family "Once I found I and was held without bail. Ap- technology. Appalachia for more than 30 place we built until their house and they sang and played their I glass I was pearing before a Judge, Kaczyn- FBI agents had been staking years, and 25 years ago they was repaired," she said. guitars," she said. "It was a skl, bearded and thin, said he was out Kaczynski's cabin near the set up a farm in Vanceburg to The group also visited area real growing experience to see |seduced by it. mentally competent and couldn't Continental Divide for several work in the area. The mission nursing homes, senior centers how someone else could live so It's my focus." afford bis own lawyer. weeks, ever since his own mother created Project Self Help, a and mental Institutions. simply... it was Just a different The charge made no mention of and brother In the Chicago area construction project designed Viet said visiting people was culture." -Colleen the Unabomber's string of bomb- notified authorities that they had to help people in fixing up the most rewarding part of the Some of the students said Longstreet about ing attacks, which killed three stumbled across some of his old houses and also in building new trip. they went on the trip to give to her exhibition at people and Injured 23 In 18 years. writings while cleaning out the ones, he said. "You could see how happy others, but instead they the Findlay Art Federal officials said the charge house they were putting up for Students participated in the the people were to talk to us learned and received a lot was designed to hold Kaczynskl project by fixing up a trailer because they didnt get visitors "I learned to understand how League Gallery while agents build a case. for an 83-year-old man who very often," he said. 'It was The FBI again searched Kac- See UNAMMML page three. suffered frostbite from the written all over their faces." See KENTUCKY, page three. Colored Ink Opinion page two Friday, April 5,1996 E.A.R. to the America needs much less killing "Mother, I want to kill you." - about the pal who blew head falls So why must they censor the sault dildos. Jim Morrison far out of bounds? word? "You dont know about the pain Ground... "I want you to want me." - Ro- In short, why does society Does the letter "U" hold some these industrial size vibrators bin Zander of Cheap Trick bleep out the boobs and keep the sort of mystical properties that can caaause," Patrick Kennedy W% here at E.A.R. hope that everyone had a great "Mother, I want to f *k you." - killing? they only teach you In Journalism would drone. "My family has Jim Morrison. school (probably right after the been affected by these marital V Vspring break. Just one thought - What's up with the Everytime profanity gets people who didn't go anywhere, but spent all week going section covering affirmative ac- aids. It's not been preeetyy. Ask pounded Into the keyboard, tion)? la the threat of death William Smith." to the tanning bed to look as though they did? Preten- there's a fight Some people con- somehbw worse than the threat tious much? tend that readers will be turned of orgasm? Eventually the bill would pass *** off. Others say there's always a Peiffer Well, I don't think so (again, and the NVA (National Vibrators By now, everyone has been thoroughly irritated by the better word. And still others ar- Carnle Wilson non-with- Association) would bring their major detour required due to the tunnel reconstruction gue that It's Just plain wrong. standing). full lobbiest weight to bear on the project. On top of the multiple personality disorder syn- And sometimes they're right However, the same senators upcoming elections. drome-suffering weather, it makes for a lot of reasons to Profanity for profanity's sake is If the House of Represent who gab for hours on the virtues But It doesn't stop there. consider transfering to that other school you applied to ... well, better word larking... sil- tives has its way, sub-machine of guns balk on the issue on sex- ly. And some readers do flip the guns will be allowed in every uality. With more frontal nudity and page. • * * home. The average prime time Looks like America endorses a sweating and less killing and But it seems there's a double television show has 1.5 acts of paradox bigger than Nell Car- bloodshed America might be Does Marge Schott ever quit? She recently showed her standard. ever-famous graciousness with her comment about how violence a minute. Cheap Trick Is ter's nipples. faced with an outbreak of "love- I scanned the AP wire earlier touring. That's Just the way the moral- bys." it wasn't fair that the Reds opening game had to be this week looking for column It seems to me that we've got Ism crumbles. But it doesn't have spoiled by that oh-so-inconvenient event of the umpire fodder when I came upon the fol- enough problems without worry- to be that way. Young men, flying their colors, dying on the field. And you thought that the players were lowing references: kill, assasln- ing about an asterick. Imagine a society where we would dance like West Side Sto- self-centered. ate, exterminate, Pat' Buchanan, I mean, after all, what hurts cherish the freedom of f* "king as ry. Gangsta rap would sound like • ■*• holocaust, massacre, bloodbath, worse: death or sex (Carnle Wil- dearly as we value the freedom Boyz II Men. And even Carnie It seems as though the crowds at the Rec have gone butchery, carnage, Art Model], son not-with standing)? Which to own firearms. Wilson could get laid. down considerably since the passing of Spring Break. murder, slaughter, slay and ter- act has the potential to give a A debate on the House floor Well, maybe not the perfect We suppose this separates the truefitness gurus from minate. person great pleasure? And might go something like this: world. those who suffered from pre-swimsuit donning panic. This list begs the questions: which deed would be over in less But then again, perhaps you'd Why Is it okay to dedicate 20 in- than 30 seconds? "Listen to me son, I've got a see less k'lling. ches to Tyson beating up Bruno, wife that stays up In the country For those of you who haven't seen them, we have a but unacceptable to give 10 lines The answer to all the above five days a week, and when I go Joe Peiffer is the Friday col- wonderful new dorm room/apartment pet for those of to Jim Carroll beating off? Why questions, at least If your nick- home I just love to give her the umnist for The BG News. Ques- you lacking - Fantasy Fish! They look and act just like Is it perfectly acceptable for me name Is Joe the "Speedin' Bul- business," a representative from tions, comments and concerns real fish, but you don't have to feed them or change their to tell you a story about a friend let," is the last Morrison state- New York might say during the can be sent to jpei- water! We here at E.A.R. have some of our very own - who blew his head off, but a tale ment covered by the asterick. recent debate to repeal super as- ffe9bgnet.bgsu.edu. since we can't manage to keep real fish alive. *** The Cleveland Indians are a lot like Haley's Comet - GROU)lhiG XiKE£> OF THE (ZLEVEUty® RtfETQZS^roZ Tp40S£ they do something great about every 70 years or so and people are talking about it forever. . tVIK.\T&JfiTK you*vfTU^ • ** XL Know noVivt Check out this week's Weekend Reality -- we have Twenty Questions with the Men's Chorus, fresh from unrferiW ■Hvs.tCViitf" The Late Show with David Letterman. Also - Swampy Waiioo }) a. Sio^ri of comes out about his heart-wrenching USG defeat, and why your microwave is bad, bad, bad. Inspect. The BG News "A Commitment to Excellence" Dawn Keller Jay Young Managing editor News editor < Jim Barker Amy Johnson Associate editor City editor k Joe Peiffer Scott Brown Opinion editor Sports editor Joe Boyle Stephani Miskawi Weekend Reality editor Photo editor Rochelle Slosser Tiffany Wendeln Graphics editor Copy chief inars, and a very well-organized Carolinne Shaffer Anna Wahrman Kindness to be a Multicultural Mentoring Pro- Copy chief Copy editor gram, to name a few. In addition daily kind of thing to furthering their own develop- Penny Brown Stefoni Bavin ment student-athletes and ad- Copy editor Copy editor The Kind Coalition would like ministrators have organized a Speaker's Bureau. This program Juli Palmer Olivia Inkrott to extend our appreciation of Jay Copy editor Copy editor Young and the BG News In the promotes such topics as drug and promotion of our first celebra- were stuck with a smile by the a positive opportunity for per- alcohol awareness while giving Tania Runyan Amy Black tion of kindness whick took place Smile Patrol, or may have heard sonal Interactions and for raising young people positive role Copy editor Copy editor at the Education Building on the drums echoing throughout awareness. models In their own community. February 16,1996. However, the campus last time the Kind Coali- Likewise, a community service Darren Liderbach Penny Brown title of the News' article, "Kind- tion celebrated kindness. Scott Mlchaelis committee Is organizing activi- Copy editor Editorial writer ness will be practiced Friday" Whatever affect we had on you Senior ties in which student-athletes can was misleading. Members of our during our last event, our mis- Education Major best aid the Bowling Green and group, along with others who sion is being heard, and our surrounding communities came to get a free cup of Joe efforts are being praised. In re- Tracy Rodriguez through service contributions. were disappointed that the arti- sponse to all the encouragement, Junior To better Inform people on the a- Leah Bamum Michelle Bracken cle suggested that we were pro- the Kind Coalition Is Inviting you Sociology Major chievement of student-athletes Colleen Casey Alianna Dias moting kindness on that Friday to Join our efforts by participat- and to provide useful informa- tion to assist student-athletes, a Ed Dowling Brian Gallatin only. ing In the second kind celebra- Committee honors As many of you know, Febru- tion this Friday. Once again, Student-Athlete Newsletter has Chad Gamby Matt Gannon ary 12-16' was recognized members of the Kind Coalition student athletes also been established. Teresa Krieg Cathy Raidl throughout the country and here will be offering smiles and hugs Kevin Rathge Ed Reed In Bowling Green as Random to everyone, free hot chocolate The President and governors On April 6, student-athletes are Jessica Wherry Carla Zvosec Acts of Kindness Week. What you and coffee, compliments from throughout the United States being recognized by many civic might not know la that a group of UCF, as well as giving away CD's have designated April 6 as Stu- leaders for their commitment to Copyright© 1996 by The BG News. Reprinting of university students independent- from Mad Hatter Music, flower dent-Athlete Day. In support and excellence In and out of the ath- any material in this publication whitout the permission of ly organized Kind Coalition. This seeds from Kmart, and other recognition of the achievements letic arena. If you have any ques- The BCi News is strictly prohibited. group developed from the sim- freebtes from local businesses. of student-athletes, representa- tions about what student-athletes The BG News is an independent student voice plistic but necessary mission of Also, this event will feature an tives from the Mld-Amerlcan are doing at BGSU, you can ask founded in 1920 and is published daily during the academic promoting random kindness and Information booth for any Bowl- Conference and the NCAA have around your community, or you year and Wednesday's in the summer. senseless acts of beauty around ing Green organization that worked hard to make this day a may Just be able to look to the Opinions expressed herein are not necessarily those the Bowling Green community. wishes to display literature about reality. Like many of the NCAA head of your class where a num- of the student body, faculty or University administration. We are a newly formed group of their group or upcoming activi- Universities, BGSU has de- ber of outstanding men and Opinions expressed in columns, cartoons and letters are not Individuals all striving to pro- ties. Interested groups should veloped a Student-Athlete Ad- women are representing the or- necessarily those of The BG News. Letters intended for publication must be 200-300 mote Mnrin*»« in everyday living simply bring their stuff to the visory Committee (SAAC) to ange and brown in as fine a fash- words long, typed and include the writer's name, phone and relations, and we welcome Education Building anytime Fri- formulate and coordinate activi- Ion off their playing venue, as number and University affiliation, if any. The BG News anyone who shares similar be- day or contact Scott or Tracy at ties that aid student-athletes' they are In their more highly reserves the right to edit any and all letters. liefs and motives for the reward- 354-9725. academic and athletic progress, publicized arenas. At Bowling The BG News encourages its readers to notify the ing effects of spreading kind As the Kind Coalition grows, so as well as the Falcon Quest Pro- Green, the student-athlete popu- paper of any errors in stories or photograph descriptions. nets. This editorial means to do positive relations between gram, to work with the university lation Is proud of their many suc- bring your attention to dor com- strangers and friends, staff and and the surrounding community cess stories, and we are hopeful 210 West Hall mitment tO thlS WIIMIMI students, the University and on service projects, and to pro- that the very best Is yet to cornel Bowling Green State University This Friday, the Kind Coalition community, and we openly invite mote a positiv image for stu- will once again set up a booth in and will enjoy any Interested dent-athletes. GO FALCONS) Bowling Green , OH 43403-0726 and outside the Education Build- person(s) to show themselves Presently, BGSU Student- bgnews @ bgnet.bgsu.edu ing in order to educate our peers this Friday at the Education Athletes and SAAC representa- Dave Bruhowski and many professionals on the Is- Building. This is not a promotion tives are working to enhance the Student-Athlete Advisory sue of kindness Perhaps you of the Kind Coalition, but simply collegiate development sem- Committee Member City Friday, April 5,1996 page three Police Blotter ■ Sunday afternoon, two peo- ■Two armed juveniles con- ple were hitting golf balls outside fronted a pizza delivery man of the East Merry apartments. A early last Friday morning. The police cruiser was driving police were unable to locate the through the area and was struck Individuals. by one of the balls. Damages ■A man was reportedly "urin- were limited to the rear driver's ating in the driveway" of Fair- side door. view Manor apartments last ■Police were called when two Thursday evening. The com- unwanted visitors banged on a plaintant said she had to stop due High Street residence. The males to his obstruction and comment- reportedly 'try to start fights on ed the subject was laughing dur- the weekends," the police report ing the incident. read. ■A girl complained of a man in ■A North Summit resident a silver car exposing himself to called the police to report a man her at a stop sign. When ques- "in a white pick up truck selling tioned, the man told police of his steak and seafood." Police were "fetish with masturbation and Graf Sailor/Tic AIIOCIMcd Praa advised by the complaintant that driving." The perpetrator was Jeff McEIroy looks at eggs being handled at the AgriGeneral the solicitor "seemed pretty pu- arrested on charges of Indecent will house 2.5 million chickens laying enough eggs to supply the Larue Egg Farm near Larue, Ohio. The plant, when completed, needs of Easter baskets for many youngsters every year. shy." exposure. Local group works to represent interests of area businesses Brandon Wray "We are a non-profit organiza- lly challenged individual who teamed up to start the festival The DBA has also worked out a The BC News tion supported by dues from the does <»n excellent job taking care TTie DBA operates three com- according to Chuck VanRenter- deal with the Wood County In- member businesses and from of the downtown,"Brent said. mittees: sales and promotion, ghem, director of the DBA ternet Council to provide local The Downtown Business Asso- grants by the Department of "Being a college town. Bowling which tries to think about ways to businesses with free web-sites, ciation Is a group that works to Housing and Urban Development Green has a lot of beer bottles bring people downtown; special "We still hold a seat on the VanRenterghem said. represent the interests of local In Washington," Brent said. "The and cans that litter the streets." events which works on events board of the Black Swamp Arts businesses. HUD grant was given to us to such as Artwalk and the Black Festival as does Aits Allied, but "We have had people calling The group's goals are to im- help preserve jobs for middle One of the physical projects Swamp Arts Festival; and the festival has really taken on a from as far away as Budapest prove, preserve and promote the and lower Income people." the DBA worked on was the de- Streetscope. life of its own with its own and California who saw the site." downtown area as a cultural and The DBA employs a grounds- velopment of Community Com- leadership and committees," VanRenterghem said. "Many are community center according to keeper to help clean downtown, mons, the tree lined walkway The Black Swamp Arts Fes- VanRenterghem said."The fes- parents of students at the Uni- Francis Brent, editor of the which Brent said is a necessity In next to Madhatter Music Store. tival was founded four years ago tival expects to have 35,000 peo- versity who want to check out the group's newsletter - The Regis- a college town. The walkway was once an awful when the DBA and Arts Allied, a ple next year with 100 artists local attractions when they come ter. "Our groudskeeper is a menta- eyesore but Is now a nice pass-th- community baaed arts group, showing their work." here." Graduate students to display artwork in Findlay exhibition NlckSabo the same place, and that's why with enough space. One of my and designing posters and Invita- had this vision of the tire coming It makes us appreciate what we „ The BC News we chose to mount the exhibition [worksImeasures 8 feet by 8 feet tions. through the windshield. But have,"Longstreet said. together," Kowalkowski said, and is meant to be viewed from [Kowalkowski] kept cool, and we "The show Is coming together, Two University graduate stu- whose work Is based in sculpting Kowalkowski designed and the Inside as well as outside. You built pedestals to display her and it looks good,"Kowalkowski dents will be displaying their art non-ferrous metals. walk Into it," Longstreet ex- avoided It. It was intense. We said. "We are truly Indebted to all at the Findlay Art League Gal- work on, and Longstreet built her could have lost everything." "I started as a math major," plained. Longstreet's work is In own rigging for suspension of our family and friends for lery April 5-19. glass. Kowalkowski and Longstreet Colleen Longstreet and Andrea Longstreet said. "Once I found pieces. Their hard work nearly their show of true compassion feel experiences such as these is Kowalkowski will display 22 art- glass I was seduced by it. It's my went down the drain en route to and enthusiasm. We couldn't Longstreet and Kowalkowski the driving force behind thelr works at the gallery. Longstreet focus." the Gallery when a tire rolled have done it without them." decided on the Findlay Art woric and Kowalkowski have wanted to The artist's decision to have League Gallery and paid their into traffic on Interstate 75. Kowalkowski and Longstreet do a collaborative exhibition the exhibition led to a year's rent fee by painting the Gallery. "We were leading a convoy of "Precious quality - the fact will receive their master's de- since they met three years ago. worth of planning. Both handled all the arrange- seven trucks when this tire that at any moment something or gree In fine arts from the Uni- "We feel our work comes from "We needed to find a gallery ments, including public relations shows up," Longstreet said. "I everything can be taken away - versity. UNABOMBER KENTUCKY Continued from page one. combination of explosive materi- but clearly before U.S. District Lovell told Kaczynski and his als in various weather condi- Judge Charles C Lovell. He con- lawyer to decide by noon Friday Continued from page one. Viet said he'd recommend the tale and found them similar to tions,'' Sachtleben said. sulted frequently with his attor- whether they want a preliminary spring break trip to anyone the Unabomber's anarchist man- Federal officials, who spoke on ney, public defender Michael hearing and a hearing to de- they live," Viet said. "Hospitality "It brings a greater under- ifestos. condition of anonymity, said Donohoe. termine bail. is different there ... they are standing of the world we live in," Kaczynski was taken Into cus- searchers also found two manual friendly, more open. Others tend he said. "It will show the Impor- The Unabomber's first blast to judge people In that area, but tance of community, family and tody by federal agents Wednes- typewriters. The Unebomber has occurred at Northwestern Uni- day so they could search his ca- sent a sheaf of typed letters over they are not any different than working. Our society rests on versity in suburban Chicago in me." that... once you break down the bin in the wilderness 50 miles the past few years, and In- 197a The most recent of the 16 northwest of Helena vestigators wanted to compare "I learned to appreciate others family the rest of society falls." attacks came April 24, 1995, and not to look at their surround- A key question went unans- those with the typewriters. when a timber industry execu- wered: How could Kaczynski, de- A former assistant professor of ings," Bishop said "We should Zak said students get a varied tive was killed In Sacramento, look at people as individuals." experience from this trip. scribed by neighbors as going mathematics at the University of Calif. everywhere on foot or on an old California at Berkeley, Kaczyn- bicycle, have mailed bombs from ski graduated from Harvard The Investigation was code- locations Including San Fran- when he was barely 20, and named Unabom, because the cisco, Oakland, Calif., Sacra- received a master's degree and bomber's early targets were uni- mento, Calif., and Clucago? Other doctorate from the University of versities and airlines. bombs were left In cities around Michigan several years later. The FBI has spread copies of the country. Academic-oriented and obsessed the Unabomber's writings Dick Lundberg, a neighbor, with technology, he fits the FBI throughout the academic com- said he sometimes gave Kaczyn- psychological profile of the sus- munity In hopes of finding ski rides into Helena. Plane con- pect. someone who recognizes the nections were available there. After retreating from aca- work. In September, The New Asked about the possibility of demic life In the 1970s, Kaczyn- accomplices, one federal agent ski lived in Utah, doing odd jobs York Times and The Washington said: "This guy is a loner. He and menial labor. Kaczyaskl Post published. In the Post, his wouldn't work with someone Evelyn Vanderiaan, who was a 35,000-word treatise on the in- else." neighbor of Kaczynski's family When Lovell asked If he was humanity of Industrial society. EASTER SUITOAY FBI and Bureau of Alcohol, In the working-class Chicago su- unable to afford a lawyer, Kac- He promised to stop trying to Tobacco and Firearms agents burb of Evergreen Park, 111., said zynski said, "Quite correct" He kill If the treatise were pub- BUFFET found a partially completed pipe "Teddy was unusually smart. I'- said "no" when the judge asked if lished. There have been no bomb- Grand Ballroom -- University Union bomb in the loft at Kaczynski's ve never known anyone who had he had any mental Impairments. ings since. cabin, according to an affidavit a brain like he. He mude It by FBI agent Donald J. Sachtle- through high school in three ben. years. ... I didn't see much emo- ^SLa April 7,1996 Ten three-ring binders were tion, just quiet" Hope to "sea" you there! recovered filled with "page after At Michigan, Professor Peter 11 am- 3 pm page of meticulous writings and L. Duren, who served on Kac- The BGSU our sea zynski's doctoral committee, de- sketches which I recognize to be Recycling life and Freshly carved prime rib, turkey breast, ham, diagrams of explosive devices," scribed him as smart. Independ- mashed potatoes, dressing, vegetables, salad Sachtleben said. The diagrams ent and dedicated. Program is how to show cross-sections of pipe "He was unusually focused on proud to be a avoid bar, rolls, desserts, and beverages. bombs and electrical circuitry. math and spent all of his time do- part of the these Jum. Adults - $9.95 plus tax In addition, agents found gal- ing It," Duren said. "I don't think BGSU problems vanized metal, copper and plastic he was political at that time. He into the Health Fair. through BGSU Students - 88.95 pipes, four of them with copper was so busy, so Involved In math, Mainstream! tW&r ^AU Meal Cards Accepted plates sealing one end, "one of I dont think he did anything It takes place recycling. the first steps In the construction else.'' April 10, Games, Children 4-11 - 84.95 plus tax Children 3 and under free of a pipe bomb," Sachtleben said. At Berkeley, spokesman Jesus 1 9 9 6 i D contests Mena said that records show Also recovered were potas- Lenhart Grand Ballroom and information will be *Easter treats for children sium chlorate, sodium cholorate, Kaczynski submitted a letter of aluminum powder, lead powder resignation m 1969. Department from 10-4. The BGSU Re- available, as well as Recy- and sliver oxide powder, all of officials at the time filed a letter cycling Program's table will cling Program employees which can be used in bombs, he saying they tried to talk him out feature information on the to answer your questions. For reservatio added Three rolled-up pieces of of leaving, "but he was intent on dangers of water pollution to paper appeared to contain "logs resigning." Tina 372-2243, Friday of experiments to determine the In court Thursday, Kaczynski BGSU RECYCLING 372-8909 or optimum pipe dimension and appeared calm and spoke softly {ft} Kathleen 372-2641, Saturday, 10-5pm, mmm "'.Mi'W Nation mr page four Friday, April 5, 1996 Iraq wants Officials question plane crash Dole for Tony Smith world, and in these conditions, The Associated Press you don't always get a good president (passenger) manifest," the U.S. DUBROVNIK, Croatia - In- Ambassador to Croatia, Peter The Associated Press vestigators turned Thursday to Galbralth, told a news confer- unraveling the final minutes of ence. PARIS - Talk about endorse- Commerce Secretary Ron Brown, accompanied by ments: Iraq's No. 2 man says he Brown's flight and the reason it Commerce Department staff prefers Bob Dole to President crashed near this Dalmatian members and business execu- Clinton in the U.S. presidential part. Wiling all 35 people tives, left the Bosnian city of race. •board. Tuzla on Wednesday afternoon The reason? Defense Secretary William for what should have been a "Bill Clinton knows nothing Parry said Initial speculation short 130-mile flight south to about the region," Deputy Prime Ibcused on faulty instrumenta- the Croatian coast. Minister Tariq Aziz said in m tion. But many questions re- In Tuzla, he had visited U.S. interview with the Paris daily Le mained a day after the jet clip- soldiers serving with the Bos- Monde. ped a barren hill in a raging nian peace mission, passing out rainstorm and crashed about fast-food and sports videos. He Aziz told the paper in its two miles short of Dubrovnik's was to have visited the Bosnian Thursday editions that he pre- Cillpi Airport. capital of Sarajevo and the fers the Kansas Senator to Clin- Why was the plane off Croatian capital of Zagreb on ton but expects little change In course? Why did rescue efforts the trip. U.S. policy no matter who wins erroneously focus at first on Officials in both capitals had the election. the waters of the Adriatic Sea? eagerly anticipated Brown's Could Croatian, NATO and U.S. visit for the possible U.S. in- Clinton, he said, has no know- rescuers have reached the site vestment it could bring to their ledge of the Mideast. any faster? war-battered economies. Even the number of victims "I am not sure we can over- was uncertain until more than come the loss of Mr. Brown," SALARY 24 hours after the crash. Initial said Bosnian Prime Minister reports from Washington said Hasan Muratovic, who had The AiMclitcd PrcM Continued from page one. 33 people were on board, but been expecting to meet the US Ambassador to Croatia, Peter W. Galbralth, left, Croatian Premier Zlatko Matesa, center, and the State Department listed 35 commerce secretary Thursday budget, everything else will suf- an unidentified Croatian reporter walk near the site of the plane crash where the bodies of US fer. victims Thursday - all Ameri- in Sarajevo. Commerce Secretary Ron Brown and at least 32 others were recovered near VelJI Dol In Croatia. cans except for one Bosnian Instead, U.S. investigators "I think we should be the beat The plane had been cleared to land at Dtfbromlk Airport Wednesday when It crashed on approach and most fully compensated be- and a Croat. were arriving to try to de- into a hill. Reasons for the crash remain unclear. Investigators were still trying to determine exact- "In travel in this part of the termine what caused the T-43, ly how many were on board. cause we expect the best per- formance ... our students deserve nothing less," Ribeau said. "If we dip into the pot for salary or any- thing else. It's still the same pot $1.00 off of money for tuition fee waivers, too." Bagel w/any The Purchase Eggel with Stoner said that the resolution needs to be revised and clarified Cream cheese of one dozen cheese before It can go any further, but Bagels at that It is necessary in order to 990 catch up and achieve the goals Regular Price 990 set forth by the University. "Right now the cost of living is Not valid w/any other offer Not valid w/any other offer Not valid w/any other offer increasing," Stoner said. "To Expires 4/12/96 Expires 4/12/96 Expires 4/12/96 make any progress, you have to increase salary." Mow's a great time to pack a Mac: For further information please visit BGSU Computer Sales and Rental 129 Hayes Hall or call (419) 372-7724 Prices above do not include tax & handling fees! Please stop by for current availability on Performa 6214. pqmmtmdAn* i. nnnlif.um ifmki tthmprocmt Mim*n wnnwr toW*» ■ft*""' frtmmmt rnttpmk tmitaUm Mf*rUx* e r/>6 A/fk*l*cay*r. Coyarr. At Alngltrmm* MfcX«*»ft* tart* «•»■«•». Pirhmt. Pmtrtoctmilpm*rvtnjmlMimm** •MMbtflrMtBHiH *lmn,mn(m.**>).t*X0Wr**am>O0-r,SMn Sports # Friday, April 5,1996 page five Can BG Softball Pitching keys Reds loss, again get out of cellar? Montreal comes up with seven runs in final three innings Joe Kay The Associated Press Stove Wlidmin not been aggreatve In the early The BC News Innings," Falcon outfielder Pam Krvec said. CINCINNATI - Moisee Alou, Hie Bowling Green Softball The 3-1* shims has not made Henry Rodriguez and Darrin Fletcher homered Thursday as team Is looking at this week- the Fatoasa went to give of the Montreal Expos continued to end as a chance to get Mi «M> amly tfcree season kick-started as the Fal- i on the seated *e Fal- pound Cincinnati relievers, bat- cons take on Kent at the BGSU doat have the foartk- tering the Reds 10-2 in pitcher Softball Field. year eapertenee that Jose Paniagua's major-league The Falcons are 0-6 In the Mam may have. debut. Mid-American Conference "We need to keep in The Expos scored 18 runs on 29 (3-19 overall) and wins the •hat this la a young team. We hits to win the last two games of weekend series against Kent are slumping, but all we need the series. They also started last can help pull them out of the to do Is keep the ball and let season by winning two of their MAC celler. Kent at 3-1 in the the other team makes mis- first three. MAC (tied 3rd place), needs takes," Miller-Reif said. Alou's two-run homer in the victories to establish them- "This season has been dls- first off loser Dave Burba put the selves as contenders for the apomtlng considering the Expos ahead to stay, and Rodri- MAC crown. amount of talent that we have guez hit a three-run homer off The Falcons need to get on this team. But this is the Hector Carrasco in. a five-run more production on the time that we have to come sixth as Montreal pulled away. offensive side of the ball. BG together as a team," Kruez David Segul added a two-run is hitting .212 as a team, and said. One Falcon that Is not single in* the seventh off Xavier lack of hitting has hurt them slumping In the batting bos is Hernandez, and Fletcher hit a this season. Head Coach Ra- centerflelder Jenny Ranz. She solo homer off Hernandez In the chel Miller-Reif has been deal- Is leading the team with a .377 eighth. ing with the lack of of fense all average. Alou, Rodriguez and Segul spring. "She Is leading this team In each drove In three runs. Alou, "Offensively we have to Im- peformance and attitude. She Segul and Mike Tanning had prove. We need to attack," Is tearing it up. I hope It gets three hits apiece In the Expos' Miller-Reif said. "In order to contagious," Miller-Reif aekl 14-hlt attack. do well we have to turn that "She to our moat caoslstant Paniagua, 22, was called up around." hitter. She la hitting like a from the minors before the game and went five inning*, allowing "We are hitting the ball hoi champ, amd we try te follow Al Bcknnaa/Ta* Au*clate4 Pma we are not getting any sofM her lead," Patterson said. Just four hits and one run. The right-hander with a history of Montreal Expo catcher Darrin Fletcher prepares to tag out Cincinnati Reds baserunner Vlnce Coleman contact," team captain and Practices have went well at first base after Coleman was caught In a run down. shortstop Amy Patterson said. this week, and the Falcons are control problems walked three, "We have been hesitant when confident going Into the series but pitched out of trouble In the They started 0-6 last year before Knight's biggest concern all final three innings of an 8-4 loss third and fifth Innings. we go up to the plate. We have with Kant. recovering to win the NL Central, spring, has been largely to blame Wednesday night, and turned a The Reds are off to a slow start for the two losses. Relievers gave close game Into a blowout Thurs- for a second consecutive season. The bullpen, manager Ray up seven runs on nine hits in the day. . -: Hardballers have revenge in mind Expectations high Scott Brown us," said junior pitcher Joe Cot- loss to Cleveland State In the first by leadof f walks, no less. The BC News ton. "After they beat us, we had of two Wednesday. "The pitching Is doing really to stick around and work the tarp The bats awakened, however, well," Cotton said. "We are find- for Falcon track The Bowling Green baseball because we were hosting. It real- against the Vikings in an 8-1 win ing out what people are capable Pamela Santangelo BGSU women's team since team, fresh off a disappointing ly sunk In then. In the nightcap. of doing." The BC News 1981 when BGSU was MAC 1-2 midweek string, gets back "That loss really has left some A players-only meeting be- into Mid-American Conference nasty tastes In our mouths." team champion," head wom- tween games helped the Falcons TUESDAY The Falcon track and field play this weekend with a four- Joe Header, the Akron pitcher Noire Dame 7, BO 2 en's coach Steve Price said. get out of their offensive funk. teams are looking to shine this game slate at Akron. The game was tied 2-2 in the middle On March 29 and 30, the who bant BG In the MAC tourna- "We had a meeting with all the season. The athletes will con- The Falcons have a bit of a of the eighth inning, but five runs in the teams attended the Raleigh ment last year, will be throwing players and we just decided to tinue on their road to success score to settle with the Zips, who Game 1 on Saturday bottom of the eighth were the difference Relays In Raleigh, North Caro- By and relax," Cotton said. "We as Notre Dame captured a 7-2 victory. on Saturday and Sunday when stunned BG in the first round ef "We're looking te score some lina. came out the second game and hit Two walks and a hit-batsman con- they host the Northwest Ohio the MAC Tournament last year runs en him," Cotton said. "This was a very big meet," the ball and did the things we tributed to Notre Dame's five-run in- Invitational. head men's coach Sid Sink on the way to BG's disappoln tiag The Falcons wan three ef their to do to win." ning. Jason KsNey, who had tat the Both the men's team and the said. "This meet was open to exit from the tournament after first tear MAC games last weak The pitching continues to be Irish down in order in the seventh women's team are looking to anybody. Team scores are not winning the regular Manag oenv and against Miami, bat off anas for the Falcons, de- frame, look the lots after issuing a lea- show the track and field com- ference title. doff walk in the eighth. kept, so this was a chance for giving up a five-run eighth munity what Bowling Green is That memory hasn't been lost Mike Combs was 2-for-3 with an RBI people to compete to get the The cenceras resaalaed Inning In the loss to Notre Dame all about. on the Falcons. through the fh-st two games this for the Falcons. and allowing Cleveland State to "This could be the best See TRACK, page seven. "We've been thinking about weak, a 7-2 toan to Notre Dame win the first game In extra- that since day one when they beat Tuesday and an 8-7 extra-Inning innings - both rallies instigated See AKRON, pane seven. CHURCH DIRECTORY (Dayspring AssemBCy of Qod Active Christians Today 17360 N.Dixie B.C. 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Easter Celebration 10:30am Sports page six The BCi News Friday, April 5,1996 Sheffield leads Marlins to first win Falcon men face The Associated Press MIAMI - Gary Sheffield and Greg Colbrunn homered Thurs- crucial weekend day, Jotting Florida's sluggish offense as the Marlins claimed Paul Markoir team Is definitely up for the their first victory, beating the The BC News match-up. "The guys are defi- Pittsburgh Pirates 6-2. nitely fired up for this one," Al Letter (1-0), making his The Bowling Green mens Morin said. "And I definitely National League debut after 113 tennis team embarks on the don't want to lose to the Bron- games in the American League, most crucial weekend of the cos. It's extra incentive for earned the victory despite shaky season as they battle Western both myself and the team." control. The left-hander threw Michigan and Ball State in Western Michigan boasts one 120 pitches and walked four in Bowling Green. of the top doubles teams In the seven Innings, but he allowed "This is the weekend which MAC The Broncos tandem of Just four hits and one run. will determine the MAC race," Dave Genero and Kevin Reed Letter, who signed a three- Falcon coach Dave Morin form the 12th ranked doubles year, $8.6 million contract with stated. "At worst we must team In the region. Florida In December, also sin- split, but there Is no reason we The Falcons plan to counter gled in his first regular-season shouldn't win both matches." the Cardinal's and Bronco's at-bat. Marlins starters have al- Ball State arrives this week- top doubles with Junior Adam lowed two earned runs in 22 In- end as defending MAC cham- Troop and senior Mark Cio- nings. pion, splitting the honor with chetto. Tropp and Ciochetto The Marlins, who scored Just Miami Universtiy. The Car- enjoyed one of their best one run In their first two games, dinals boast a wide array of weekends In matches against took a 2-0 lead in the third regionally ranked positions. Xavier and Cincinnati. Soph- against John Ericks (0-1). Denny English, the Cardinal's omores Milan Ptak and David top singles player. Is ranked Anderton will play at the sec- Baltimore 5, City 3 14th in the Midwest region, ond doubles spot. Morin Is while teamate Patrick Vizone confident In both duo's abllties Pinch-hitter Tony Tarasco is ranked 30th regionally. Eng- and expects top results. drove in the go-ahead run on a lish and Vizone team up to "Our number one and two fielder's choice In a five-run form the 13th ranked duo In doubles teams are as tough as eighth inning that carried the the region. The match-up any in the conference," Morin Baltimore Orioles past the Kan- against Western Michigan is stated. "We have the talent sas City Royals 5-3 Wednesday, Intriguing considering recent and should win both of the completing a three-game sweep. Mart. UmtUrfTU ».-cUt.4 Prr M developments. Morin recently matches." Kansas City starter Chris signed on as coach for the Morin feels the Falcons will Haney, seeking his first victory Florida Marlias Gary Sheffield, left, 1« congratulated by Devon White after hitting a 2 run homerun In Broncos, following five be favorites In upcoming the Marlins 6-2 victory over Plttiburgh Thursday. since last June 13, took a five-hit seasons as Bowling Green's matches against Toledo, Ak- shutout into the eighth Brady head coach. Morin feels the ron and Eastern Michigan. Anderson led off with a single throw was too late at first. Jef- conditions Thursday. New York 10, St. Louis 9 and scored on a double by frey Hammonds capped the upr- On a miserable day for base- Brent Mayne's two-out, ninth- Roberto Alomar. ising with an RBI-single. ball, only a couple of thousand inning pinch single drove in After Haney walked Rafael Arthur Rhodes (1-0) pitched fans braved the elements at Chris Jones with the winning run Western, Ball St. Palmeiro, Hipolito Pichardo (0-1) two scoreless Innings and Randy Wrigley Field as workers salted Thursday to give the Mets a 10-9 came in and threw a wild pitch, Myers worked the ninth for his stadium aisles to keep people victory over the St. Louis Car- putting runners on second and second save. from slipping. dinals after New York had blown third. Bobby Bonilla hit a sacri- Game-time temperature was a seven-run lead. next for netters fice fly and Cal Ripken doubled Chicago 9, Los Angeles 4 34 degrees with a 19-mph north- to left, tying the score. erly wind blowing left to right In St Louis went ahead 9-8 on Wil- a mix of rain and snow flurries Paul Markott Cassidy Landis and senior Pa- B.J. Surhoff was given an in- Ryne Sandberg homered for lie McGee's RBI-slngle In the top tty Banks will play second and and a 12-degree wind chill. The BC News tentional walk and Chris Holies the first hit of his comeback and of the ninth inning after the Car- third singles. The bottom half followed with an Infield single, Sammy Sosa's three-run shot dinals had tied the score with The Bowling Green womens of the singles crew will fea- loading the bases. Terry Clark capped a seven-run fourth inning Sandberg, who'd been 0-for-9, five runs in the eighth. tennis team hits the road this relieved and got Tarasco to hit a as the Chicago Cubs beat the Los hit his first homer since June 1, ture freshman Aranxta John Franco (1-0) was the win- weekend as they travel to Ka- Gomez, and Juniors Julie We- grounder to second, but the relay Angeles Dodgers 9-4 in wintry 1994, a two-run drive that cleared ner despite allowing McGee's lamazoo, Michigan and Mun- isblatt and Jenny Schwartz at the right center field wall as the single and Dennis Eckersley cie, Indiana to battle MAC the fifth and sixth singles moisture swept across the field. (0-1), the fifth Cardinals pitcher, rivals Western Michigan and spots. Sandberg's homer, his first hit was the loser, allowing two hits Ball State. During the spring trip the since June 7, 1994, brought the and two unearned runs in the Both Western Michigan and lower half of the line-up Cubs to within 3-2 in the third. ninth. Ball State boast successful played outstanding, while the teams In recent years. Ball top half left much to be de- FRIDAY SPECIAL State Is ranked 14th In the sired. Dean feels confident the Midwest Region, and has a top half will return to form. "I $5.95 SEAFOOD SPLASH! very deep singles line-up. The was very pleased with the BG football hires two Cardinals return all six start- lower half of the line-up," ers from last seasons squad. Dean said. "I'm not worried A variety of seafood Including three seniors. Ball about our top players. It just and our "own" dam chowder. offensive coaches State defeated Western Mich- shows how balanced our team igan earlier this season 5-2. Inch clams4scaIlops, shrimp, and Pollock. dinator while Mark Murray is the is. The doubles line-up was The BC News Falcon coach Penny Dean new offensive line coach. shuffled around frequently Also complete salad bar and baked potato. feels Ball State has a strong Coach Gary Blackney has Denstorff, 32, comes to BG during the spring semester, filled two of the vacant positions contingent of players and a po- but Dean feels the right com- from Western Kentucky where tent doubles line-up. Dean also Open 11:30-1:30 on the football coaching staff. he was offensive coordinator and binations are intact for the stated that the Falcons must MAC season. The combination Best Values On Campus Rick Denstorff Is the new tight recruiting coordinator. WKU was not look past Western Michi- ends coach and recruiting coor- one of the top Division I-AA rush- of Mlkalajewski and Banks gan. ing offense teams in the nation will lead the doubles squads at "They're singles line-up is under Denstorf f"s tutelage. the number one spot. Landis very tenacious," Dean stated. Murray Joins the Bowling and Schwartz combine to form "The Broncos are a confident the second doubles team, Green staff after coaching the bunch, who will make you beat offensive line/fullbacks for the while Welsblatt and sopho- them. They dont make mis- Toronto Argonauts in the Cana- more Jenny Cheung team up takes." dian Football League. He came to for third doubles. Dean set the Falcons line-up The Falcons goal for the Bowling Green along with Mi- for the MAC season, following chael Farragalli, the former head season Is to finish as one of the the trip to New Orleans. Jun- coach of the Argonauts who is top three teams in the MAC ior Cindy Mlkalajewski will BG's new offensive coordinator. Dean feels this weekend will anchor the singles at the num- One position remains to be give the Falcons an indication filled on Blackney's staff. ber one spot, while sophomore if they are to reach their goal. 351-7IID http://www.answErfactDry.com 108 S Ham Apple and 'iMi/Penlium computers • lech Support • Powerbook Rentals • Software Downtown Applications fort GRAND OPEHUMi! •Fall 1996 BG News editor •Summer BG News editor • 1996-97 Gavel editor • 1996-97 Key yearbook (Formerly MT, MUGGS) • 1996-97 Miscellany editor Phone: 353-8735 • 1996-97 Obsidian editor Full Lunch and Appetizer Menu are now being accepted. Application forms may ** *THIS WEEKEND SPECIALS* * * be picked up at 204 West Hall. 110 < WINGS ALL DAY Deadline te apply is 5 p.m. Draft/Shot Specials for 75 * Thursday, April 180 Pick up your Mug Special! MaVMHaHaHMHHHaM I Sports Friday, April 5,1996 The BO News page seven TRACK Continued from page five. competed In this event. Fresh- The drum beats on for Parish man Emily Coktnos placed elgth beat performances that they in the Javelin with a throw of 136 can." feet 1 inches In the 10,000-meter Hornet center ties Kareem for most games played in the NBA Coach Price stressed the Im- run, senior Kristin Gaddis had an portance and the Impact of this NCAA provisional qualifying JM Manuka meet. mark with a time of 35:31.6. The Associated Press "This was our first time to par- This weekend's meet will con- CHARLOTTE, N.C - At age 23 ticipate in the Raleigh Relays, sist of 22 teams from Ohio, Mich- and fresh out' of Centenary, and It was a great experience to igan, Indiana, and Kentucky. Robert Pariah had already set compete against national and Again no team scoring will be In what he considered a lofty goal world class athletes." effect, but individual awards will for his NBA career. For the men's team, Junior be given to the top three finish- "Ten years," he said. "I Travis Downey place third (out ers in each event. thought If I could play 10 years in of fifth athletes) in the pole vault Bowling Green is looking to the league, it would be a great with a performance of 16 feet 6 several of their top returners to career - more than I could ever Inches Downey suffered a finish high in this weekend's hope for In my wildest dreams." strained hamstring earlier In the meet Ten seasons has turned into 20, week and was questionable. For the men, senior Scott and on Friday Pariah can tie "It wan remarkable that he Thompson Is looking to finish Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's NBA re- (Downey) could vault at all," high In the hurdle events. Dow- cord for career games played. coach Sink said. "He did a really ney and Rose are looking to have When the Charlotte Hornets good job." repeat performances similar to center takes the court against the Junior Adam Rose placed third those at the Raleigh Relays. Chicago Bulls, he will be appear- In the shot put with a distance of Senior Mike Freeman is expected ing in his 1,560th contest. 53 feet 8.5 inches. to do well In the Discus, the "I'm trying to downplay all On the women's side. Bowling hammer throw and possibly the this," said Parish, now a 42-year- Green had two athletes finish In shot put. Junior Brian Sabo and old grandfather whose hair is the top five In the discus. Junior Junior Rob Bowman are expected flecked with gray. "I'm just try- Nikki Sturzinger finished second to finish high In the pole vault ing to keep it as low-key as possi- with a throw of 147 feet 8 inches and dlatancr competitions, re- ble. It's difficult for a 7-footer to Junior Heather Nordgren was spectively. be in the background. But I try to fifth with her throw of 141 feet 3 The women's team will look to do It as much as I can." Inches. senior Tracy Losi in the 5,000- Parish was rarely in the back- "Our top event was definitely and 3,000- meter runs. Senior ground In 14 seasons with the the discus throw aa the Falcon Suzanne Isco, junior Laura Hall, Boston Celtics, a team he Joined women took two of the top five and sophomore Missy Lyne are In a trade after spending his first places," coach Price said. expected to finish high In distan- four years In the league with Although not finishing in the ces betwom 1,500 and 10,000 Golden State. Parish was a main- top ten, Heather Nordgren set a meters. stay In the middle for a Boston BGSU school record in the ham- Junior Kaleitha Johnson would team that made 13 consecutive mer throw at 131ft. 8in. The like to repeat her performance at playoff appearances, including women's hammer throw is a new the Raleigh Relays. Juniors Oar- five berths In the NBA Finals and women's event this year. Ice Gregory and Michelle Muel- three league titles. Also for the women. Junior ler are among the favorites in the Now In his second season In Kaleitha Johnson finished tenth 100,200 and 800 runs. In the dis- Charlotte, Pariah has recently in the 100-meter hurdles with a cus and javelin, BG will look to found himself back in the start- time of 14.77. Fifty hurdlers Nikki Sturzinger. ing rotation as the Hornets fight for a playoff spot. AKRON How long can he continue? Par- ish, who will be 43 in August, said Continued from page five. doubleheader. that's a question he'll ponder this Combs had two hits to lead the way, summer. One of the factors he including a double. Travis Rasor and WEDNESDAY said will come Into play is his Andy Tracy each scored a pair of runs. Cleveland Stats 6, BG 5 contract status. Jeff Hundley pitched the first two in- Leaooff walks again became a "Next year's an option year - nings, but Joe Cotton's three scoreless nemesis lor the Falcon bullpen, as a the team's option - so I don't Innings in relief netted him a victory in free pass led to the Vikings' winning run the contest. know what direction they're go- in the bottom of the eighth inning of a ing to be headed in," he said. "I 6-5CSUwin. Falcon Nous don't know whether I'm Included Klck fUracnTto Aiucknd Pnu Bob Reichow, issuer of the walk, took ■ Tracy continues to lead the Fal- in their future or not." Charlotte Hornet center, Robert Parish, slips around Chris Dudley of the Portland Trail Blazers in a the loss. cons in a number of offensive catego- "I'm sure he'll end up playing game earlier In the season. BG 8, Cleveland SUM* 1 ries. He is hitting .429 with five home next year," Charlotte coach Allan The Falcon bats awoke after a week- runs and 19 RBI's, al Falcon highs. Bristow said. "I don't think he's formance that helped the Hor- was traded at the start of the uses of "Chief begin the mo- long slumber to the tune of eight runs -- Six other regulars are all hitting over going to just play five or six nets defeat the Lakers earlier season. Since then. Parish has ment he rises from the bench and on only seven hits - in a runaway 8-1 .300 through 18 games this season. games past the record and then this week. been working with Charlotte's grow almost deafening when he win over the Vikings in the nightcap of a BG's team batting average aits at .317. say, 'Well, I've got the record, so "What I've tried to do is main- other two centers. Matt Geiger makes a big play. He got the that's It.'" tain what I have," he said. "Ob- and rookie George Zldek. nickname from former Boston Told of Bristow's remarks, viously my skill level has eroded. "He's probably had more of an teammate Cedric Maxwell, who Parish smiled. I'm not the same player. So I just influence on me than anyone In said Parish reminded him of "I definitely appreciate the en- try to keep myself sharp." my career," said Geiger, a Chief Bromden In the movie, dorsement," he said. "Definitely "I don't allow myself to get out fourth-year pro whose numbers "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's I would like to play. I Just haven't of shape," said Parish, whose off- have improved markedly since Nest." made a decision about playing. season workout routine includes he Joined the Hornets in the It's not concrete yet." two forms of martial arts, weight Mourning trade. "Robert's "Those were good times, but Parish has started IS consecu- lifting and running. helped me not Just on the court, these are good, too. Some of my tive games as part of Bristow's "I don't pick up a basketball but In the whole area of condi- fondest memories are with the switch to a two-center lineup, a from the time the season ends tioning and diet, things like that." Hornets," Parish said. "Hey, I move that has given Charlotte a until about two weeks before Parish's appreciation extends still enjoy it for some reason. I boost in its bid to grab the final training camp. It helps keep me beyond the locker room. He Is an find It amazing myself that I still Eastern Conference playoff spot. fresh" extremely popular figure at the enjoy it. What's really amazing is Parish has come up with some The Hornets originally ac- Charlotte Coliseum, where chor- that somebody still wants me." big games during the run. 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I Serial Bombers. < ~ 0 BG meets Letferman*I Rapping Clowns. It's the end of the world as we know it, i Weekend Reality April5, 1996 WR: PhotoOp Reviews: Prince and Spike Lee team up for a soundtrack that Weekend Reality presents: can't be beat and a film that... 0 well, let's leave it at that. By The Chronology of a Serial 3 Matt Pierce Bomber (Alleged) The Bandwagon: ICP, one insane clown posse is under Weisbrod's scrutiny this week. See what he thinks... 1981 4. In 1981, the Unabomber was Cocktails with: The BGSU men's believed to resemble popular chorus, who will be eating dinner on WR mascot "Swampy," as Dave for some time. By Joe Peiffer. |5. shown in this FBI sketch Killer Popcorn: This is not a joke! John Riccardi examines the truth behind microwave ovens. 6. It's documented, really... 1987 Swampy speaks out: After an embarassing loss in the USG elections, BG's favorite candi- In '87, the FBI believed that the 7. date speaks his mind Unabomber may have taken on a somewhat more human form, as shown in this composite 1996 FBI agents change their mind and arrest this sub-human Editor Joe Boyle Swampy look-alike Senior Writer ]oe Peiffer Executive Writer Jim Vickers Major Writer Ryan Honeyman Handyman Robt. Dinsdale Hard-core Writer Aaron Weisbrod Paranoid Writer John Riccardi Staff Ace Larry Hannan Able-bodied Writer Malt Pierce Substantial Writer Tom Denk Enforcer Bud Hamilton Welcome! Serious Writer Aaron Epple After a two-week hiatus, lined pockets in the Big Apple. Fun with clowns? Oh, sure, Copy Editor Anna Wahrman we're back. Matt Pierce provides a look at according to Aaron Weisbrod, who Copy Editor Tiffany Wendeln Featured this week is the new Spike Lee film "Girl 6" as spent an evening hanging out with Copy Editor Penny Brown the BGSU Men's Chorus, well as the accompanying rapping clowns (don't ask, just Production Alianna Dias fresh off their spring trip soundtrack. read it). Production Cathy Raidl and live on the Late Show Microwave radiation is killing So take it easy - midterm blues Production Leah Barnum with David Letterman. you softly — or at least that's what seem to be sweeping campus in the The chorusmen tell of our John Riccardi says. Careful wake of the recent bad weather. Sit nearly dashed dreams and with that microwave popcorn... down and enjoy this one. P^^W^JW^WI.S. m Reviews "Girl 6" may not deliver, but soundtrack kicks it. critical raves. By Matt Pierce GIRL 6: The Soundtrack After the public ignored An element of GIRL 6 Spike Lees terrific CLOCKERS that does work well are the last fall, the mind behind DO songs of Prince, woven THE RIGHT THING and throughout the film, effectively MALCOLM X retreats to black underscoring scenes and comedy about female sexuality representing characters' (a la "SHE'S GOTTA HAVE IT) emotions. Of the 22 songs with GIRL 6. Theresa Randle heard on the Dolby Surround, stars as a would-be actress who 13 find their way to the turns to the world of phone sex soundtrack, four of which are to pay the bills. Along the way, new or previously unreleased. the line between paid per- "She Spoke 2 Me", the former and sex goddess blurs, movie's opener is a loose, ' and Girl 6 finds herself lost in a jazzy workout, while "Don't blur of explicit chat, a loser ex- Talk 2 Strangers" (resurrected husband (Isaiah Washington), a from the Nick Nolte would-be supportive loser neighbor musical I'LL DO ANYTHING) (Lee), and eventually, abusive is a sweet, sincere pop piece. and destructive phone relation- The old stuff on the album is not the only cinematic outlet ships. stellar, underappreciated uninitiated, it's evidence that that beats Live's "Lightning for it. To flesh out her unique classics—be it the patented sex Crashes" for spiritual power The Man has produced a situation. Spike employs funk of "Erotic City" and plethora of amazing music and mastery of guitar dynam- Matt Pierce is a staff writer celebrity cameos (Madonna's is "Girls and Boys", or the swoon beyond "When Doves Cry", ics. for Weekend Reality awesome, Tarantino's is awful), ballads "Adore" and "Pink For Prince fans, this is and that PURPLE RAIN was pointless dream sequences of Cashmere". Also included is a sweet mix tape featuring Randle's favorite roles (Foxey "The Cross", a 1987 album cut desirable rarities. For the Brown, "The Jeffersons"), and a little-girl-falling-down-an- elevator-shaft subplot that took me a good 15 minutes of bloated existential rationale to $2.00 Fare figure out. Also thrown into For Persons 4-64 Years of Age the mix is Lee's love-it-or-hate- it trademark, the character gliding across the sidewalk $1.00 Fare shot. We Now Offer SiQQSfl, SETfEfi For Elderly (65+), Handicapped Persons, & Children 4-13 w/ Adult All this finagling shows Transit I.D. 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With Spike C 12" one item pizza & pitcher $9.95 • B.G.Taxi Lee displaying an alarming 352-0796 lack of focus, this one weighs in O Bowl of Chili & Pint $2.50! at only so-so, putting him a Cverf Then, ladies Cnjof Happy Hour Specials step behind in the battle of our All NIGHT LONG great contemporary American filmmakers, as the Coen 353-6912 135 N. MfilN Call 1 hour before service is needed. Brothers' FARGO draws mass Page 3 • Weekend Reality April 5, 1996 The Bandwagon Getting down and dope with I.C.P. we went out on I saw that there was kids all over ■ the country just like By Aaron Weisbrod the kids in Detroit. There's kids that have been nerds their whole : Honestly, I've like everything fell into never been a very big place. [2 Dope and II were life in every city, and pan of the Dark Carnival. there's poor kids in fan of rap music. I'm We're clowns. When you're every city, not just not by any means Detroit, that are just *'' HI a clown you can f**k-up if against it, mind you, it you want. You can look like 'F**k-it,' and that was just never really like an idiot. You can spreads coast to coast. my thing. Due partly sound like an idiot. Now that we realized IF JL^Lm w There's no going wrong that, we just want to to this reason, and due reach them." being a clown." ■))^LjjW_ partly to my over- It's been about one To do this I.C.P. whelming curiosity year now since I.C.P. will be releasing about what the "Dark started to take their act (among other things) Carnival" was, I de- outside of the Detroit area, six "Joker's Cards." and ever since then Out of the six cided to go check out "Joker's Cards" (which I.C.P.'s incredibly loyal Irk««hrA*r«« Detroit's own I.e.P. fan-base has been multi- are specifically tabled Wow. I.C.P. without magic." Like I said, I al- Confused? Well, was never very big bums), maybe you should be, but on rap music, but so far maybe not. As I.C.P. all Hail me I.C.P. (more for- only stated in during their mally known as the "Car- interview, some people get "Our biggest "Insane Clown nival it, but some people don't. inspiration is to get Posse«) completely of and thouroughly Car- If these guys have out there and and kicked my ass. nage," sparked you interest then write new songs and "As far as my "The check them out, because constantly reinvent life, nothing ever Ring- ourselves ..." Com- fell into place," mas- trust me, you won't be mented Wasim, the Vicious J started to ter," disappointed. explain when asked and bass player and back- about the origin of "The I.C.P. will be up vocalist of the To- what the world now FiMMbrAirM Riddle performing at St. Andrew's ledo-based trio all Hail knows as I.C.P. "There Box" have been released so plying daily. Hall in Detroit on April me. was never a place for me to "It used to feel like far, but Violent J recently "We try to combine fit in, but when we became it was just a Detroit thing, "found out" what the 19th, and they'll be return- poetry and all forms of art this, whatever THIS is, it's but then on the First tour fourth "Joker's Card" is ing to Toledo in the near into the music." He added. going to be. Apparently all "We won't reveal future. Just keep your eyes HAIL me's approach the name, but he's the peeled for the Dark Carni- seems to be working for master of illusions. The them. Even though the master of using magic val ... band only started to play- out their "dellciously disturbing, dark, smart 353 - 0988 104 S. Main rock" as of last Febuary, HEY, do YOU care? John, Wasim, and Chuck The BGSU Recycling Program See, Bandwagon, wants to reward YOU for caring! eight Every week we will give you 2 more great reasons to RECYCLE at BGSU. After you have all 10 reasons 'ClA-m TtCAIEfU $3 to recycle, staple the five ads with your name and phone AIIDogf Nightly 6.-00 number. Send the ads via campus mail to 145 College Park. We will have a drawing for a free BGSU Recycling n*|2:00&4:00 Program MUG! Nightly GRUMPIER | There are many reasons to RECYCLE 7:30 OLD MEN | at BGSU...here are 2 more: ', Week five of five A LOVE STORY LEAVING Nightly CD RELEASE PARTY J 2. It's our planet too! 9:30 I 1. You can empty bottles on weekends. LAS VEGAS TONIGHT Rocky Pulp April 5th 1996 CUT Tins OUT and LOOK for our'aVnext week! HEY! Have you read BARRELS 8t BINS yet? Horror Fiction STARTID AT 10 TICKIT AVAILABU AT DOOR a Fri midnight oSMMkWgtt Page 4'Weekend Reality-Aprils, 1996 ■ Cocktails With. guys on, so come around to the side al- Singing guy #2: Michael Bolton's got ley..." 'em. GSUs claim Singing guy #3: And they never told us Joe: I can tell. Didn't Michael Bolton or for sure, they always wanted to keep us in Huey Lewis or someone like that like, drink the dark in case something didn't happen. boiling water to mess with their vocal ;o Letterman They lined us up at the stage door... cords? Singing guy #2: About three or four Singing guy #2: (laughs) I don't know. ? different ways, because they weren't sure Sounds like it... how they were going to have us come on... Singing guy #3: It wouldn't work, ame Singing guy #3: And then all of the though, because your vocal fold is on the sudden, [Letterman] popped his head out way to your windpipe, and anything you and was like, "Come on, guys..." swallow wouldn't be affected by that... |By Joe Peiffer Joe: So then what happened? Joe: Why then, after a night of heavy Joe: How are ya? Singing guy #1: Dave steps out the door drinking, do your vocal chords sound like Singing guy #1: Great. and says, "Come on, boys, get in here," So they have been noded? Singing guy #2: Doin' good. we quickly ran in and ran onto the stage in Singing guy #2: There's two reasons. Singing guy #3: Just fine. like a two-line arch, and Dave started One is that alcohol is a diuretic, it dries Joe: So, how was Dave? shouting, "Go! Go! Sing, as fast as pos- you out, and the other is that you usually Singing guy #1: (laughs) Well, It all sible!" So we blew our pitch, sang for like, talk too loud and yell all night... lappened very, very quickly. thirty seconds, and as soon as we were Singing guy #1: Or if you smoke, the tar Singing guy #2: Awesome. It was an done, the crowd went nuts, and Dave said-, goes through your cords and leaves tar on Jncredible experience. "Get the hell out of here!" them. Joe: What made it so incredible? Singing guy #3: Ran back out the stage Joe: Tell me a little bit about yourself. Singing door, and that guy #2:_ was it. Just that it Singing guy happened. #1.: And then Originally, someone • '^ - : there were grabbed us _ ^ 4u Jl about ten and told us H of us that that we had to «<^ ^ | went there. sign all these It starts papers, and around we found out 4:30 and we got paid they start $304 each, taping at which was . \ ^ | 5. We even more of went there a surprise. on the Joe: Dave whim that shelled out by us some big r Q singing for bucks for you the audi- guys. lences and singing out in front of the Ed Singing guy #2: You can tell, at the Singing guy #2: Well, I'm 6'4", I enjoy ■Sullivan theater that he might bring us on. beginning of the show, he says. Well, if the fantasy novels- Iwe thought it was going to be a longshot, show gets slow, we'll bring these guys in..." Joe: Paul is a dork, isn't he? Ibut it was just incredible that it really did and you can see him doing figures in his Singing guy #3: Oh yeah. He looked like a reject. [happen. mind. Singing guy #2: He's an ass, actually. Ijoe: So, basically, you went out there Joe: So what did you guys do with your lsaying "What the hell, we got an hour to $304? Joe: Really? Singing guy #3: The check is in the mail. Singing guy #2: One of the other tours [kill, let's start singing in front of the Ed that we were there, some other guys saw ■Sullivan theater?" Joe: Have any of you guys ever lost your •Singing guy #2: Yeah, and after about voice? him walking down the street, and he was I another hour, a group of ten more guys Singing guy #1: Oh yeah. just being grumpy, and they were like, Singing guy #2: Found it, though. "Hey, Paul!", and he just blew 'em off. I showed up, and doubled out numbers to Singing guy #3: It was also really cool I about 20, which is the group that got on Joe: Did it scare you? because we were the first act ever to perform I the show. Singing guy #3: Not really. on that new stage. We christened the stage. Ijoe: Interesting. When did you think you Singing guy #1: Once. Joe: So what was it like watching yourselves on I were going to get on the show? Joe: Why did it scare you? TV? Singing guy #1: We were out there sing- Singing guy #1: I'd been coughing for Singing guy #3: We were just sitting in our ling and we were about ready to get up ane like, a week straight and couldn't stop, so I hotel room about six blocks away with a case of I someone popped out and said, "He just went in and got my cords scoped to make beer watchin' the show. I mentioned your name, so stick around, sure I wasn't getting vocal nodes. Joe: Wow. So, how has the Letterman appear- because you guys might get on." We Joe: What are vocal nodes? ance improved your sex life? thought that was cool, so we kept singing a Singing guy #1: It's like a callous that Singing guy #2: Not me. bit, then all of the sudden. Biff Henderson builds up on your vocal chords from being Singing guy #3: You mean with other comes out and says, "He wants to have you irritated for so long. See, Cocktails, eight Page^tWeak^pd.Raalipf'AfifU. 5,,.I996. v. Ministry of Truth cooked with a microwave oven. The participant's blood was drawn and tested just prior to eating, 15 minutes after eating, and two hours after that. Killer Popcorn To reduce the chance of any unexpected metabolic variables the selected individuals were chosen from a group of participant!' in a strict macrobiotic diet program at the Macrobiotic Institute a Kientel, Switzerland. All volunteers in Hertel's study were also Microwave radiation causes denied smoking, alcohol and sexual activity for the duration of the study. The test results indicated significant changes in the blood of blood abnormalities the people who consumed the microwave-cooked food. Most noticeable was the drastic decrease in all hemoglobin and choles- By John Riccardi terol values, especially the HDL and LDL cholesterol values and ratio (that's the "good" and "bad" cholesterol, respectively). Lymphocytes (white blood Most of us use microwave ovens cells) displayed a distinct on a day-to-day basis, taking short-term decrease. them for granted like most of Although the results after our other technological conve- the first few weeks showed niences. But if you stop and only a marginal difference think about it, microwave between the blood of the ovens are a marvelous thing. You can microwaved-food consumers throw some food into them, set the oven's and the rest of the group, th( timer and shortly after retrieve your feast results became more pro- from this "magic cooking box." And of nounced in the second mont course, they have the potential to kill you. of the study, with the micro- Ding! wave-food eaters' blood shov Food is heated in conventional ovens • ing strong anemic tendencie; when heat transfers from outside of the Why didn't we ever hear food to within. Microwave ovens, on the about this study in the Unite other hand, heat food by violently vibrating existing water mol- States? Why didn't Hertel's study spark interest in the subject ecules inside of the food. The water molecules (and all the other and spawn other studies? atoms, cells, etc. for that matter) are bombarded with electro- Because Hertel didn't get to tell many people about it. Shortl magnetic radiation and are forced to reversed polarity 1 to 100 after publishing the results, the trade organization known as the billion times per second. The resulting friction causes the food Swiss Association of Dealers for Electroapparatuses for House- to heat and eventually cook. It also damages the molecular holds and Industry (FEA) exerted their influence to have a "gag structures in the food, creating abnormalities known as struc- order" placed on Hertel, to prevent him from further proclaimir tural isomerism. the results of his study. The suppressing nature of the order ha Sound painful? It should. Consider the case of Norma Levitt, also prevented the media from making the details of the study a woman who died after having a blood transfusion during public. However, Hertel continues to fight the order, announcin i hip surgery. The surgery didn't kill her, but the transfusion did. his finds in other, countries and has managed to get scientists aij Blood for transfusions is routinely warmed, but not in a micro- Ciba-Geigy, the world's largest pharmaceutical company, to proi wave oven, as was the case in Levitt's surgery, ise their support when and if the case is heard in court. had the misfortune of cooking up some fresh haddock in the old mic' one evening. They-were sitting around after having thor- And then there's the flash-bake oven, a halogen-bulb device oughly enjoyed their meal, which was cooked to an acceptably which cooks food in half of the time as a microwave with better- hot eating temperature, when they noticed that one of the left- looking (and presumably tasting) results. Never heard of it? Cr over pieces was moving. did, and they did a report on it in 1993. Strangely, not much w They proceeded to cut it open and extract a number of 35 heard about the oven after that. Not surprising, considering th< to 40-millimeter long worms, who were a bit warm but plenty microwave oven industry is already raking in $1.5 to $2 billion alive. It turned out their food hadn't been cooked well enough annually. kill the little buggers (who probably tasted like chicken anyway). But with over 90 percent of homes in America owning micro As a result, that family now knows that if you want to kill any wave ovens, wouldn't the microwave oven industry be eager to bacteria your food might contain, your microwave must be able replace them all with safe, shiny new flash-bake ovens? to cook at 60 degrees Celsius for at least five minutes. Many Maybe. But unless they want a lot of lawsuits on their hand; | microwaves don't. the industry is going to have to introduce the flash-bake oven But what about the "normal" cooking of your food in a micro- gradually, proclaiming it as "better," not "safer." wave? Provided it kills bacteria, heats evenly and without too Until then. much steam and doesn't contain any chemical leakage from the Ding! -• packaging, isn't it safe? It doesn't look that way. This article was written with information compliled from thi In the early 1990's, Hans Hertel, a Swiss food scientist, con- following sources: Scientific American, Feb. '87; Nexus, Aprll-M ceived the idea for a study to determine what effects consuming '95 (originally appeared in Acres USA April '94); Science, Aug 5 microwave-cooked food have on the human body. Enlisting the '88; Food Technology, Dec. '92; Food Technology, Oct. '89; Foot aid of Bernard H. Blanc of the Swiss Federal Institute of Technol- Technology, Jan. '89; Utne Reader, July '90; Consumer Reports, ogy and the University Institute for Biochemistry, Hertel con- Sept. '89. ducted a study in which eight participants (Hertel included) were isolated in a hotel environment for eight weeks. John Riccardi might have the mad cow disease, but he know During that time, participants were fed variants of milk and how to use a conventional oven. He also listens to the Olafana vegetables which were either raw, cooked conventionally or Party Steve Show Mondays at 10:00 p.m. on WEAL. He can be contacted at [email protected]. Page 6 • Weekend Reality • April 5, 1996 The Swampy Page now. They would've seen the power...everybody would've seen the power...ole Paul Olscamp would've seen the power.... BD- You mean Dr. Ribeau? All The Swampy's Swampy- Who?... Shut up! I'm on a roll. Anyway, the BG News would've seen the power....Food Op would've seen the power....this whole campus would've seen power. Okay. I'm done now.Carry on. BO- What about the accusation that USG has no real authority and is just a bunch of Men young republicans boosting their resumes? Would you really have had that much pQwei? Swampy- Well...it's true they don't have much power NOW, but if me and my boys By Bob Dinsdale were to get into office things would take a different tone. People WILL bow down before me. YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME"! [It's at this point that Swampy finishes the contents ol his flask, stands on his chair An In depth Interview with the swamp monster who broke the mold and and starts to sing Ay Ziggy Zoomba but then he falls off his chair and blacl out. A few bucked tradition by running for USG President minutes pass and Swampy regains consciousness. After he winds down his soliloquy The eternal grin on his face could not hide the pain and disappointment inside his on the virtues ol getting two McChickens for $2 I feel comfortable sitting within 10 feet soul. He walked into the office smelling of cheap whiskey and cheaper cigars with his of him and soon after that I feel safe asking him another question] usual swagger but we all knew the truth. Just a few short hours ago this swamp BD- There were sightings of you on election day. My confusion comes from the lact monster known as Swampy was riding high with dreams of a USG presidency danc- that the pictures of you don't seem to match the Swampy I see before me. What's up ing through his head. Friday morning's election results brought those dreams crashing with that? down like a Pat Buchanan opinion poll. Like the hero and role model he is though he Swampy- YEAH I'm glad you brought that up. Let me tell you about that "". Well put on a "good sport" attitude and refused to talk about or lay blame for his everybody knows that the voters want someone visually appealing. Well my crackpot campaign's poor showing. Today, however, with the help of a lew bottles ot $4 advisors..well former advisors., decided that the public would be quicker to vote lor a whiskey Swampy is able to sit down and discuss how it all started, what went right, taller, thinner looking Swampy so they called up my cousin Puttz.J forget his given what went wrong, and who is to blame. Here now are the key excerpts: name... and had him do my public appearances. He did an okay job, but he's not the F3 BD-So how did all this start? What pushed you into the political ring? real thing and ol course they call him Puttz for Swampy- The same thing that pushes me into a reason. everything. Liquor. Sweet, nectar of life, BD- Do you regret this? nonjudgemental, and always (orgiving liquor. I Swampy- Of course I regret it ya I'm remember we were all sitting around the proud of my gut and my stature. I'm proud of newsroom a week ago swapping 'Nam who I am. I'm Swampy dammit. I sure I stories. I was on my second bottle of Vodka would've gotten more votes if I had appeared and feeling pretty uppity after talking about in person. that Ho Chi Minh when some BD- Any other regrets? started questioning my swampyhood and Swampy- Well I guess we shouldn't have run giving me crap about my leadership qualities. "A swamp monster s that picture of me. peeing on the bushes in my Well I sort of lost it and I grabbed this little "" "YOU WILL ALL BOW DOWN "You want some of this?" got to have a little variety" campaign poster. Some people were of- by the neck and said" Look Jay, I was talking BEFORE MET fended... Oh well I guess.... em. Another the talk and walking the walk since before you exited your Mom's uterus, if that IS regret was starting so late. Those other guys got a pretty big head start on your old really how you were bom, so why don't you just shut your hole before I ram my fist pal here. Next year I'll.... down it". Well after he stopped crying, he apologized and said he just thought that I BD- There'll be a next year? should share my skills and lead this campus to a glorious new era. Well, quicker then Swampy- Don't interrupt •"•••• Testaverde can throw a crucial interception, the Swampy for USG President campaign [Swampy throws a computer at me, but due his intoxication it only goes as far as his staff took shape. foot and it is at this point that I am completely unable to report his comments due to BD- Did you try to find a particular age group or audience to target your campaign this being a family paper] towards? Swampy-ANYWAY, next year we're going to start at least two weeks before elections, Swampy- Well I felt like I was doing this for the children. I love the little They're and I've made allies with a bunch of computer hackers....I..I mean computer engi- our hope for a better tomorrow or some "" like that. So when I spoke I usually tried neers to talk to the kids. That was the advice given to me by one of my key advisors. It who will help me with this on-line election stuff. Let's just say I already can envision a wasn't until the day before the election that we found out you had to be a college different outcome next year. [Swampy smiles like a a.... well, just a really happy student to vote, so it turned out I was talking to all the wrong people. My KEY advisor swamp monster okay?] didn't bother to find that little fact out soon enough. Oh well, lets just say you won't be BD- Any final comments? seeing THAT guy above water anytime soon Swampy- Yeah. All You people out there who took my signs down because they BD- What are you trying to say? Is he dead? weren't "official", me and my boys are gonna be coming after ya. Spring Break don't Swampy-SHUT UPI You want some of this? Huh? You want some?Why don't you matter. The only break you have to worry about is when I break your head. shut your mouth ya little punk and keep your fat nose outta my business. Don't you EVER touch my stuff again. YOU HEAR ME!! I'll find you. Don't doubt it. BD- Okay . Okay. Next question. You obviously did this to help improve the University, [Swampy stands up and staggers around the office] and I don't think anybody here questions your commitment to excellence, but what How do you get out of this building....Get outta my way (Swampy exits with personal benefits do you think come with the presidency. What did you personally all his honor and dignity still intact and secure in the knowledge that one day he can hope to get out of all this? lead this University and this nation to a new glory. The glory of Swampy.] Swampy- Women. The women were a big factor. Bob Dinsdale wishes to thank the staff of Swampy For USG for all the BD- What about Swampette? hard work they did and wishes he had been sober enough to help. Comments Swampy-Hey, this is the '90's and a swamp monster's got to have a little variety. After and Swampy appearances/story requests can be sent to all, Playboy doesn't show the same centerfold every month do they? Women love dinsdalObgnet.bgsu.edu or jboyle6bgnet.bgsu.edu. guys in power. It's a fact. If I had been USG President I'd have even more chicks then Page 7 • Weekend Reality • April 5, 1996 From,Cocktails,five From, all HAIL, four people? (laughter) also do regular con- music... be a cop. the stage that musi- Joe: You might get certs, and we do two Joe: Do you guys have Singing guy #3: I'd cians like Live, Ma- more charged up about big fundraisers, like aspirations to become like to put a White donna, Helmet, yourself... the Hot-Tub-A-Thon, big singing stars? Castle in Bowling Ramones and Talk- Singing guy #3: This and next week, we Singing guy #3: Oh Green. That's my ing Heads got signed is the hand that shook have our Karaoke-A- yeah... dream. Then I'd put an off of." Wasim said when asked about the David Letterman's Thon. Singing guy #2:Ifd Arby's in next door. experience of playing hand... Joe: So, describe the be nice, singing at the Joe: Have you ever felt at one of the most Singing guy #1: kinds of people that New York Metropoli- stereotyped for being famous night clubs in David Letterman by show up about 2:30- tan... in the Men's Chorus? the United States of proxy. 3:00 o'clock at the Singing guy #1: I Singing guy #2: For America. Joe: With names like Karaoke-A-Thon. want to be a teacher. being a music student "It was the most wonderfully skanky "Brody" and "Garret," Singing guy #2: Joe: Do any of you period, really... club I've ever set foot did you get teased in Well, in the past, we've want to be rock stars? Joe: How do you com- in. It was fantastic. It school? had this little Singing guy #2: bat that, and what was a great club and Brody: I did. Woodstock gathering, We're going to be bar- types of stereotypes do the history on that Garret: Not after I like, hippies that camp bershop junkies. you come up against? stage was enough to shot the kid. light a fire beneath us." out and bring us food, Joe: How do you guys Singing guy #1: A lot And as if that's Brody: Unfortunatly, people who are hooked feel about sellin' out? I of people think that enough proof of the "Brody" rhymes with on singing Sinatra mean, if Jon Bon Jovi being a music major is band's talent, all HAIL "Grody," better known tunes... walked in the room just a cake major. Re- me's six song EP Is in Valley Girl days. Joe: Any pointers on and had a million- ally, just the opposite currently being distrib- Joe: What other types how to become a big dollar contract and uted throughout the is true. It's very time- Ohio and Michigan of activities besides the singing star? said, "I want you to consuming and chal- region by Overture Letterman show does Singing guy #1: sing back-up to 'Living lenging. Records. the choir do? Practice and find out On A Prayer,' I'm I just ignore it and do I've seen these Singing guy #1: Well, who you have to gonna re-do it..." what I do. guys play live before, each year we have two meet... Singing guy #1: I'm Joe: They think they and believe me, with the energy and talent tours, a Fall tour to Singing guy #3: there. caught the Unabomber that these guys pro- public schools and Vocal training, and Singing guy #3: guy. Do you think he's duce on both stage and churches around Ohio, sleep with whoever you Life's long. There's really the Unabomber? in the studio, it's a and our Spring tour can to get to the top... plenty of time to do Singing guy #3: No. pretty safe bet that alternates bi-yearly Singing guy #2: the noble stuff later... Singing, guy #1: Take they're going to play- between Florida and Public appearances Joe: Who are your the fifth amendment... ing at clubs as presti- gious as CBGB's again New York. Basically, and a big scandal usu- influences? Singing guy #2:1 and again and again that's like a recruiting ally helps... Singing guy #1: John don't know. within the not-too- and good-will tour. We Singing guy #1: Coltrane, Dean Joe: You've heard of distant future ... get out and share good Learn to dance, grow Riggins... Mad Cow disease, is all HAIL me music with America. dreadlocks and have Joe: If you were sud- there any truth to the will be performing with SHAG tonight at The Singing guy #3: We other people sing your denly stricken mute, rumor of Mad Choir Asylum on North how would your life disease? Superior Street in change? Singing guy #1: Toledo. 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