The Retriever, September 5, 1980, Page 15 heap. You will begin to mumble to and you might even speak with beer in shit in your ears-and dogs can piss on your yourself. Later, someone will recall it was your mouth and start to drown. After a feel. " Roo'mie--- gyberish, but it sounded an awful lot like while you will, of course, barf all over her Other c'uts. "OLd m en sleeping on the 'gotta get dem, ohhhh baby ... ha cha cha'" new shoes. She will be outraged and even " is the exception in that it makes chaaaaaaar' When you are turned down 6) humiliated but wip still help you to your its point without ever preaching. -Nile just 5. THE LACROSSE PLAYER everyone yOlJ ask to dance you will retreat feet, then wrestle you to your feet , and take ~hows three images: skid row men sitting you to your room. You will then tell her 10 garbage. two young lovers rolllOg on a to the beer concession and tell yourself that All of the above, although his foreign that you love her even though what is left rooftop, and a rich girl going to Studio 51, nobody there has anything that you would accent is from Long Island or Manhattan of your rational mind tells you that you His tone of voice directs us, but never feel the least bit romantic about. You will or Brooklyn. will try to avoid her for the whole semester. makes a judgment. After you and your new roomie have set then begin gulping beer, perhaps entering a chugging contest with a friend, or an When you wake up you will feel as iC you More Gems. Includes "Dear Lord" up the traditional cinder block shelving, drank a quart oC sand and washed it down where Nile prays to God for money (cash stolen enough milk crates from behind the enemy , for thilt matter., and then it will happen. All of those dull-witted, ugly with cotton balls. Your new roomie will only, tens and twenties, please), and "It's dining hall to hold your albums and giggle as he hands you some ice water and A II Oller", an infectious piece of swilled down a few beers, you are now people will begin to look okay. Alcohol is the great cure-all. Dull persons become aspirin. It will be a long year. that may still break out as a single. But my ready to stagger to the opening night beer personal favorite is " Bt-hind the bash featuring LOUD music. Once hand brilliant conversationalists, fat people, to the intoxicated, become thinner, and acne R ecor d S c.alhedraL", which I feel isa masterpiece of stamped you will enter a room, large by s~mple effective writing. By using child­ dorm standards, full to the brim with disappears. With new courage you wili from palll? 12 ' make a beeline for one of those new s~mple effective writing. By using a child­ sweaty bodies in various stages of undress, hke rhyme, " Georgie loves Agnes behind undulating wildly. You will then purchase beauties, slipping in spilled beer as you go, Willie Nile-Self titled A,isla and you will ask her to dance and she will F:irst a ' confession: I really ' love this the cathedral/ back in the shadows down a handful of beer tickets and casually find a below the steeple", and placing them in wall to lean on, confident that you will not say yes. And you will go wild and dance album. Hey, I'm not alone. Peter terribly but great. Then your libido will act Townshend liked it so much he decided to chruchyard, "Inside the temple the leave the party alone. An hour later you evening service was done/ Behind the up and you will decide to get her drunk and have Nile open for the Who on their new will be bored and give in to the temptation cathedral sweet Georgie and Agnes were then your words will become more garbled American tour. But I must be objective, so to inebriate yourself into a triglyceride one", Nile gives their act of love a here goes ... mischievous, spiritual innocence. Music. Basically folk with a solid rock and roll punch. Steve Forbert's "H.omeo's Well so much for being objecliv{', I did try. Song" done right. An interesting note is NEED CAR that the rest of the band comes from punk Drvo-Frerdom of Cilo;c(' Wamrr Bros. groups inlcuding Television and Patti What can one say about Devo? An' tiw\' Smith. not men? Alright so thq don't sound a~ INSURANCE? Lyrics. Poetic with beautifully vivid strange as they once did, now that everyone imagery. Many examples flood my mind .. from Gary Newman to A lin' Cooper has In " They'll build a statue of you" , he cuts De-evolved. Still, if the spudboYs haven't at self-importance: "They'll build a statue become more profound, they have ThOilSands iD the Hallilnore area of you-they'll put it in the ~c<:,me bett ~,r musicians. "Whipil" and square/ Immortality will be yours-too bad Gzr[Uwmzl are oh so cnsp

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