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Daycare Staff Walk Off The Job In Protest By Kim Van Bruggen The tall tower in the center of taining to student affairs. to when students could expect to the campus is becoming a for- Despite reassurance from hear the fate of the office of VP tress. administration that "services to Student Affairs. By Karyn Walker students will not be compro- "I will have it sorted out in a were Liberal Leader Carstairs, Red River's daycare staff were have surfaced over the past couple The building which houses the Daycare staff at Red River were toba Child Care Association mised," the Student Association different way," Newman said. Family Services minister Char- glad that so many people came of months are not new and have adm inistration at the college is on among thousands of workers (M.C.C.A) director Dorothy is cautious about the new arrange- "I'm looking at a different lotte Oleson and NDP Critic Judy out to the protest and bore the been problems for quite some the seventh floor—and it's a long participating in a one-day walk- Dtidek. ment. organizational mode of manag- ''Children are the most valu- Wasylycia-Leis. cold weather. time. way to the top for some, and for out, including a protest at the "If there is no VP, Student ing the college." Daycare at Red River was shut Patti Gallant has been a worker "There's a lot of faces I've seen others it's a breeze. Legislature where Pre- able resource in this province," Affairs, then we will be one of the At a press conference with down for the day and 11 staff at Red River's daycare since here over the years and they're No longer do employees have a mier Gary Filmon was put on the Dudek said. few campuses across Canada that Liberal Leader Sharon Carstairs members attended the protest, January 1986. still coming back," Hogue said. chance to compete for jobs as hotseat. Although Dudek's reponse was doesn't have one," SA Vice-Presi- last week she discussed the ac- along with child care instructors, "There was a great turnout all Commenting that this time the they become vacant—they are The one-day walkout of Mani- received warmly in a chilly win- dent George Dearman said. tions being taken within the parents, and students, over the the throughout Manitoba. There's lots problem will not be ignored and simply filled by existing bodies toba daycare workers left students ter wind, Premier Filmon was "We are kind of concerned administration of the college. noon hour rally. of support in eastern and southern support is substantial. on the seventh floor. at RRCC scrambling to find alter- booed and criticized as he spoked because the students don't have a "I'm particularly distressed Carole Zolondek, Red River's regions," said Gallant. "No one knows what will hap- Such was the case when acting native care arrangments early last to the crowd. person to go to now if they have over this.... often the VP Student new daycare director, said that The one-day walkout did not pen in the future but we'll take it vice-president of student affairs, week. "I know you're frustrated but an appeal," Dearman said. Affairs, and particularly in the the decision to participate in the present too many problems for day by day until the issues are Brian Hanson's term in office Approximately 1,200 daycare I'm frustrated too," Filmon said, "Because Ray is president of role of ombudsperson is the one right before loud chants of "no walkout was reached in a meeting parents, said Herbert Femtom- resolved." expired. Instead of posting the workers showed up on the Mani- the college, it means he is wear- who is protesting the actions of more waiting" by protestors de- with parents a few days prior to Smedts, supervisor of the older Staff. at RRCC are back on the job to be filled by a qualified toba legislative grounds in a large ing two hats. layed his speech. the walkout. kids' room at the daycare. He said job pending further action. applicant, or extending the "act- protest to stir action in the Filmon "If a student went to the presi- the administration of the college. A child care spokesman urged "It's nice to sec the support. I that most parents found alterna- One daycare board member on ing" status of Hanson—the men government. dent, who is also acting as the VP, "Well if the administrator of the protestors to be quiet and show hope something comes of it," tive care with other parents or hand at the protest refused to in the brick tower have appointed Signs were geared towards Student Affairs...what would the college is now taken over the job Filmon respect as he tried to fin- Zolondek said. family members. comment on the happenings of themselves to take on the respon- salary enhancement demands and president do—protect the college of being the ombudsman, then he ish off. Although the daycare staff are the daycare situation saying that sibilities of the VP Student Af- Photo By Kim Van Bruggen the need for change in the daycare The daycare workers are un- or the student?" Dearman said. is essentially reporting to him- "We're willing to work together supportive and wishing for the it was a "conflict of interest." fairs. Former VP Student Affairs Brian Hanson. structure. sure whether they will be paid "Brian was always there for the self—which is certainly going to to work at a solution for the prob- best out of the protest, they real- Many parents attended the Splitting up the job between Red River daycare staff par- during the walkout. student, and I'm sure Ray was too In the meantime, Hanson is "Personally, I feel an independ- do nothing about enlarging the lem," Filmon said. ize that change happens slowly. protest with their children, sup- Vice-President, Jim Lowe and ticipated in cheering and chant- "Not to my knowledge," said before he became president, but putting some finishing touches ent portfolio of Student Services accountability of Red River Other speakers in the protest Former daycare director Pat porting the daycare workers' President, Ray Newman, means ing following a speech by Mani- now he's more looking out for the on an AIDS conference in the is important to a college this size. Community College," Carsairs Zolondek. "It's a board decision." Hogue said that the issues that plight. the oflice of the VP Student Af- fairs will sit empty. college" he said. works. It serves not only as a student said. And that is precisely the way "If you went up there right now "Call it institutional reasearch advocate, but also a social con- Newman wants it. to file a grievance, you would for lack of a better word," Hanson science for the institution," he "The issue was raised with Mr. Newman has submitted a re- have to see Ray—even though said of his duties since his depar- said. Derkach in a private meeting Smokey Halls between Mr. Derkach and our organizational chart to the Assis- Brian's still up there." ture as VP, Student Affairs. Reflecting on his time as acting tant Deputy Minister of Educa- "I'm not exactly sure what he's Hanson is unfamiliar with any VP Student Affairs Hanson feels critic Iva Yeo. He says a new tion, Nancy Sullivan which elimi- doing. He's physically up there, 're-organizational chart' put forth he did well by the students. organizational plan for Red River but he doesn't have any official by Ray Newman which may ren- "I think I've done a good job." Impassable nates the position of VP Student Community College should be duties," Dearman said. der his former position obsolete. If the job was opened to com- Affairs. available some time next week. Former VP Student Affairs, "I've never seen an organiza- petition Hanson said he would As of now, Newman will handle At that point we may have a better Brian Hanson is looking at a few tional chart. Nobody has ever apply for it.. student appeals and the Student idea of what Brian Hanson is For Student job opportunities, but nothing has discussed with me any changes," However, Newman was unable Association business and Lowe going to do or is not going to do." will handle all other matters per- been finalized yet. Hanson said. to give any definitive answer as By Richard Fickes The smoking policy at Red smoking except for designated River is coming under fire from areas" policy two years ago, the an asthmatic student who has air in the college hallways has difficulty moving from place to improved. place. She makes particular note of Task Force On College The student, who asked not to the hallway in front of her office. be identified, said that moving "Since they [Students' Asso- from one area of the college to ciation] put up the no-smoking another was impossible without sign there, the hallway has al- Autonomy having to inhale smoke. ways been clear of smoke." "I can't get from the library to However, both she and the Buffalo Place without encounter- unidentified student note the al- Makes Recommendations ing smoke. cove on the third level between "At the end of each day, I go Buildings D and E as a different CRAZY OX home tired, choking and drained problem area. from just walking through the "There's a (no-smoking) sign halls." there and everybody ignores it," By Michelle Bailey Walker says Certified Management Accountant CAMPUS STORE The push to make RRCC au- of governance system for the Middlestead said the colleges She related one incident where at the center of career development she and another student clashed The unidentified student agrees. Located Main Floor of C Tower tonomous is growing after a re- college. in Manitoba need a more "con- with a smoker who was smoking "In D-316 we have to close the join the only professional education program cent report accussed that tight Middlestead said the board crete term to reflect the clear di- door from all the smoke drifting government control has resulted system would then "enable com- in an area designated smoke-free. directed exclusively to training accountants for Your One Stop Shop rection" of a restructured system. She said he was near the handi- in from that alcove." management positions. in an inflexible system. munity colleges to operate more Manitoba and New Brunswick capped locker section in the base- "Who's enforcing the policy?" Come to the Craxy Ox and make this a very A Chamber of dynamically and efficiantly." are the only provinces in Canada ment of Building G when the she asked. Our educational program is open to everyone with Commerce task force, headed up The report suggests that post that have community colleges run incident ocurred. Don Hillman, of the Students' a taste for hard work and the will to succeed. 'Thu can scary Halloween! by chamber council member secondary education should have She said that she and a friend Association, says he is aware of earn your professional designation while you continue Marilyn Gault, looked into the a deputy minister responsible for by the government. noticed a man sitting and smok- the problem. to work, and your advancement opportunities will What is it you want? Masks, make-up kits, wigs, operations of Red River and other the planning, development, and During a press conference held ing on a nearby bench, directly "We're putting up more signs," improve from the moment you become a CNIA student. community colleges throughout funding of the college. last week, Liberal Leader Sharon earrings, horror teeth, terror ties, hanging Carstairs said she thinks Red River under the non-smoking sign. Her he said. CMA — letters that count! Manitoba. It also suggests the communi- should become autonomous as friend approached the man and "However, I'll be bringing a For more information contact: skeletons, sitting skulls, eerie sound - cassette The report prepared by the task cation between the minister of proposal before student council well. said, "Excuse me, this is a no- The Society of tapes, spiders, cats, bats, candy... force points out the lack of con- education and the college should smoking area." He then flipped to make the college smoke-free trol thecollege has over its spend- be through an impartial, govern- Management Accountants of Manitoba "If it (college) had a board of his cigarette butt, still burning, at fro the '90-'91 year. That's the ing and how requests to the gov- ment appointed commission. govenors similar to boards of interior of every building. No We have it all and much more. her and said, "Step on it, then!" 808-386 Broadway, Winnipeg R3C 3R6 / (204) 943-1538 ernment for any amount of money 0 ther changes the chamber said govenors in schools like Mount smoking, anywhere." Lynda Walker, from Handi- Come and see us, you'll he sure to find what you usually results in delays. they would like to see put in place Royal Junior College in Calgary, He said that he expects the capped Student Services, says that need. Chamber president Herb Mid- includes finding an alternative then you would have accountibil- policy to be adopted. since the college adopted the "No dlestead said the Manitoba gov- name for the institutiuon other ity," she said. ernment should introduce a board than "community college."

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TORONTO, ON. October 27, Eating Disorder Information By Paul Edmonds revert back to the old orientation 1989 is "Fearless Friday" in North Centre. If there is a claim to fame for items, and received $150 for their type hunt. America, and dieters across the "In the long run, individuals some people, it has to be that they efforts. The third place team re- While some teams encountered continent are encouraged to eat will gain any lost weight back 95 are great connoisseurs of alcohol ceived $50. trouble at the radio station due to what they want without feeling per cent of the time, and it's not and social functions, with the Items included members of the the lack of co-operation from the guilty and without fearing weight because all those people fial at ability to pick out the best of both radio stations like Dave Lindey front office personnel, perhaps gain. dieting, but because dieting just and pursue them for days on end. and Brent "Buba" Mazer, cow bettercommunication with people "Fearless Friday" has been doesn't work. People have to learn Although other post-secondary brains, a pig's head, infant toys, a in public places on the list would established as part of Eating Dis- not to blame themselves for that institutes like the University of rotary phone, and as well, one prevent such encounters from order Awareness Week to draw and to accept their bodies." Manitoba and the University of group went as far as to bring in a happening again. Ronda Duquette attention to the relationship be- Approximately 70 per cent of Winnipeg have far greater stu- baby pig, whole. tween dieting and eating disor- women in this country "watch dents bodies than Red River, All was not a bed of roses for described an event that took place at one of the local radio stations. ders. Anorexia nervosa and bu- what they eat", while 40 per cent RRCC can take great pride in some of the contestants. Kevin limia nervosa usually begin with of those dieting are doing so for knowing they have some of the Hilton and his team managed to "The secretaries said to us, get out. They said they have nothing a diet, and are characterized by an cosmetic, rather than health, rea- coldest beer served at any after- lock their keys in their trunk, intense fear of weight gain. sons. noon social function in Winnipeg, Ronda Duquette's boyfriend and to do with this," she said. "Dieting is a waste of time, "We are challenging people to and that there is actually room to four others spent two hours in St. However, those feelings were energy and often an incredible stop worrying about calories and take a full breath in the venue. Vital Park trying to capture a live brought to the attention of Assis- tant Program Director John An- amount of money," says Carla weight, even if just for one day," Friday, Oct. 6, was the Annual squirrel, and once they had cor- Rice, Coordinator of the National said Rice. Scavenger Hunt/Car Rally for ralled the rodent into a burlap ton, and he was less than sympa- RRCC students, and the general sack, found that it had died of thetic. consensus was that it was another suffocation before they could "That creates the element of success. claim it as a retrieved item. surprise and makes the hunt more This year's winner was There were also some thoughts of a challenge," he said. "Ronda's Rockets", who man- on how to go about improving the This aside, the general consen- aged to find and bring back to the event for next year. A popular sus of the one-day event was school 40 of the 50 items on the suggestion was improving on the positive and people had a lot of check list and claim the first prize clarification of the rules and regu- fun. Why wouldn't. it be? The o f S300. This total was four beucr lations. contestants receive the whole day than that of the second place "A specification of the rules off school, cruise in a vehicle all winnersk, "Uncle Meat", led by would help," said Jason Johnson, over the city with friends, and get team captain Dave Soloway, who another of the team captains. into a beer bash free at the end of FOUNDATIONS finished with 36 of the potential There was also a thought to the day. I L I ORIV LIZOL

One-to-One Tutorials 'Calculus 'Statistics 'Business Math 'Physics •Financial Math 'Economics 'Trigonometry 'Accounting •Computer Pr. •Business Courses •Word Processing 'Science 'Electronics 'English for students & staff General Adult Upgrading 'Reading 'Essay Writing in front of the 'Writing •Study Skills 'Mathematics Graphic design instructor Kenn White proudly presents his new baby. Not •ESL •Speed Reading Fakin' It is an educational comic book that will be distributed to Manitoba students through Teen Touch. Library White functioned as a writer, illustrator, editor, and art director for the DOWNTOWN comic. TUTOR CENTRE "The idea rose out of a need that I saw for a different approach to educate kids about drugs," White says. 783-0283 "The material I'd seen was academic and pretty classroom-oriented." 10 am to 2 pm White uses a fast paced, colorful comic format to catch kids' imaginations and attention. You've already paid for your yearbook, so you might as well be in it!! Monday, October 23, 1989 Page 9 Page 8 Monday, October 23, 1989 New Theatre RWB New Season Forges For PTE Ahead By Cathy Kloczkowski Arcand's Jesus By Pat Paige double PTE's space, the com- "This is an All-Canadian pro- In a daring move, Prairie The- pany doesn't plan to increase its duction about having struggling atre Exchange is leaving its fa- size or lose its reputation as a beginnings, having seen success miliar, yet inadequate, quarters community-based theatre, Subtly Subversive and a promising future." on Princess St. to relocate down- Jackson said. Jacques Lemay, Royal Win- town. In fact, Jackson said he wants nipeg Ballet choreographer, could By Jennifer Redston disciples. Constance (Johanne- The current season opens in other independent companies to be talking about the RWB and its Jesus of Montreal hasn't been Marie Tremblay) has been in the posh new surroundings on the top share the use of PTE's space. history but is really describing his shrouded in as much controversy play in the past. She is a maternal floor of Portage Place, next to the The convenience of a central full-length premiere dance as The Last Temptation of Christ, mother Mary character. She IMAX Theatre. location along with security and feature, Anne of Green Gables. Choreographer Mark Godden and yet this French-Canadian film demands nothing but is always underground parking is expected PTE becomes the first Cana- This season's opening perform- makes much stronger statements giving. She sleeps with the priest to attract a different audience. corps is part of a two-act ballet RWB soloist Mark Godden was dian theatre company to move ance, which also included the that should have clergymen hot who commissioned the play be- "We might add lunchbox the- that tells the story of a gypsy and by far the show stealer. into a retail shoppping mall. famous ballroom scene from the under the collar. cause it gives her "so little pain, "A theatre building is an in- atre or maybe summer shows to her lover in Spain during the It was a fast-paced 20-minute ballet Paquita and a new work piece of twitching, primitive Denys Arcand, who also wrote and him so much pleasure." strument, a tool. With this new generate interest in our new facil- Napoleonic occupation. choreographed by RWB member dance movements telling the story and directed The Decline of the Mireille (Catherine Wilken- facility we have built the very ity." Jacques Lemay's Anne of Mark Godden culm inated a break- of man's first descent from the American Empire, doesn't just ing), like Mary Magdalene, sells best environment we could imag- PlE.'s upcoming season offers Green Gables tells the well- neck paced two weeks celebrat- trees. The 16 dancers, dressed in attack the hypocrisy of the Ro- her body, only she gets paid to do ine to support the creative proc- a wide variety of subjects that known Canadian story of preco- ing the RWB's 50th anniversary. daringly primitive clothes, burst man Catholic church. He com- advertisements for eau de cologne ess of the writer, the actor and the feature the theatre's technical ca- cious and fiery-headed Anne The RWB is continuing the tone with ferocious energy to the per- ments on everything from the Big wearing skimpy outfits. When she student," producer Colin Jackson pabilities. Shirley and her many misadven- set at their opening Gala on Oct. cussive musical score by Ameri- Bang theory to Paul Newman's joins the play it is to prove that her said. Village of Idiots (Oct. 19-Nov. tures with friends and foes alike 4, blending traditional, classical can composer Joan Tower. salad dressing. talent extends beyond her good The move means Jackson will 12) by John Lazarus is a comedy in Avonlea. styles with spicy, bold modern Godden has the vision, spunk In a way, the film is like a K- looks. Performing in the Passion no longer have to run upstairs at suitable for the whole family Although Lemay manages to ballets. This performance had a and talent that a composer needs Mart sale display. It places the Play has a profound effect on the beginning of each perform- based on Jewish folktales and preserve the storyline intact, the dance for everyone. to take the RWB into a bold new most unlikely items together. Mireille and by the end she is the ance to turn off washroom taps at stories of Solomon Simon and inventiveness and drama that The show opened with Paq- direction which will bring variety Arcand incorporates a scene from strongest disciple. 160 Princess St. Isaac Bashevis Singer. made his previous work, The Big uita, which showcased the varied to their performances. It is this the Brothers Karamazov, the Martin (Remy Girard) leaves a Besides modern amenities, the Kevin Kling's Lloyd's Prayer Top, such a big hit, are sadly talents of the female members of variety which could prevent the formula for Coca-Cola Classic life of dubbing pomographic films new theatre will increase the (Nov. 23-Dec. 10) is an irreverent missing. The result is a pretty, the RWB along with Stephan company from stagnating and and the fear of being sent to while Rene (Robert Le Page) does seating capacity to 370 from 200. comedy that pokes fun at tele- comical piece that is a letdown. Hyde. The colorful yet safe ball- ensure success for at least the Winnipeg into his award-winning voice-overs for planetari um films The audience will still be seated vangel ists and T.V. talk shows. A By contrast, the powerful and room scene neatly danced by the next 50 years. film (Cannes Festival Ecumeni- depicting the creation of the earth. on three sides of the stage, but in young boy raised by raccoons is forceful Sequia choreographed by cal Prize). The actors become a close-knit more comfortable scats with bet- discovered by Lloyd, a con man Jesus of Montreal is the story group as they perform the revised ter viewing angles. who tries to create a miracle. of a group of actors who are play nightly on Mount-Royal "What it gives us is more seats Odd Jobs (Jan. 18-Feb. 4) is a commissioned by a priest (who overlooking the city. Its content while still retaining the same sensitive drama exploring the entered the brotherhood because and setting are unorthodox, but it feeling of intimacy as the old relationship between an unem- is a great success with the audi- of his love for theatrics) to mod- space," Jackson said. ployed factory worker and his ence. The troupe is so convincing emize and perform the story of A smaller, second stage, still elderly neighbour by Frank Moher when they relay the lessons of Jesus, the Passion Play. under construction, will provide who wrote The Third Ascent last Jesus that one woman in the audi- Daniel (Lothaire Bluteau) is the an area for experimental theatre. year. ence believes Daniel is the real director and also plays the role of In addition, PTE's new home A musical, Cruel Tears (Feb. thing and tries to warn him of his Lothaire Bluteau as Jesus of Montreal Jesus. Daniel researches his char- will include classrooms, rehearsal 15-March 18) by Ken Mitchell acter thoroughly, and begins to fate. halls, workshops and offices and Humphrey & the Dump take on Christ-like qualities. Some Unfortunately, the play is too scheduled for completion in Trucks mixes Saskatchewan of the events in his daily life radical for the church authorities. clear-cut answers with regards to be closer to God or who sit in the subtlety. It covers a wide range of March, 1990. truckers and country music with The actors use research that indi- the origin of the Bible and the highest seats in the church. This, topics that all lend themselves to imitate the life of Jesus, like the Even though the move will Shakespeare. scene where Daniel flies into a cates the Virgin Mary may have existence of Jesus, but they do of course, is a direct blow to the a bit of razzing. And it offers rage similar to his counterpart been an unwed mother, they also encourage people to ask ques- priests who commissioned the some good laughs like when when he threw the money put the story of Jesus into histori- tions—a practise not sanctioned play in the first place. Daniel is arrested while he is Village Of Idiots notorious for the foolishness of changers out of the temple. cal context, implying that he may by the priests. They also focus on Jesus of Montreal is a superbly hanging on the cross and the its residents. When Daniel searches for other not have been a deity. the humanitarian lessons taught crafted film. It has a bold mes- constable laments not being able Review The villagers refuse to take a actors to perform in the Passion The five young actors don't by Jesus and they use his words to sage delivered with a degree of to see the end of the play. threatened attack by approaching Play, it is as if he is gathering his attempt to give their audience warn against men who purport to By Louise Charette Cossacks seriously, much to the Devotees of Prairie Theatre dismay of Yosef, a drifter who man. You'd have trouble trying just forget it. Exchange's ramshackle old digs has been smitten by one of the Pit. Do you really want me to talk ■ ■ ■ - I on Princess St. may feel a little local girls, Miriam. v- .2.1. tr to flush this down the S-bend So they follow this up with about how a guy gets pushed in apprehensive when they enter the Vancouver playwright John without your toilet choking on it. some roller derby action, no less, and has to struggle for his very spacious new lobby at Portage Lazarus quickly pockets his audi- Yeah, I know that's a little featuring world-famous teams life against edited footage of Place for PTE's opening ence with his unabashed use of graphic...but then again, you like the Maniacs, the Violators, gnashing alligators? I doubt it. production, Village of Idiots. one-liners and pie-in-the-face should know me by now. the T-Birds, and the Rockers Of course, this fiasco wouldn't They should be reassured, humour. Let's take a cold, hard look at (Rockers? WWF? Nahhh.) That's be complete without the gent who though, when they enter the seat- The funniest scenes include one this, shall we? Why shouldn't right, I said world-famous. laughed in my face. "What? Ha ing area and find themselves trans- in which the town's volunteer fire we—somebody at this paper has They're famous, dammit! How ha! It's just as fake as wrestling, ported back to the old theatre— brigade douses the rabbi with to, and I aint' afraid to get my could you not have heard about you doorknob." I thought about with a few welcome additions: water, and another in which a hands filthy. Ralphie Valaderez, candidate for bulldogging the guy down the more seats, better heating, and villager describes his recent trip Firstly, let's point out that these the Rollergames Hall of Fame? stairs to show him just how fake punks aren't just fooling around some additional legroom. from Chelm to Chelm to a con- It's Ralphie, man! Not Ralph! wrestling is. I curbed myself, every Saturday at six o'clock. The new show, a slapstick fused Yosef. That's not cheesy enough! Al- though, when I remembered what wise healthy minds. It was televi- Prime time! They're looking for comedy, gives PTE the opportu- I was at a loss to understand By Jamie Shanks though I did once hear of a place my old man told me when I was sion that brough the world viewers in a big way, and they're nity to show off its new facility— why the playwright chose to use a If you ask me—and you didn't, called the Valaderez Spaghetti stepping out into the world: "My "Manimal", "Enos", "Misfits of hitting all the kids just coming off which it does by treating us to a pogrom as the premise for a but I don' tcare—television is only Shangri-La. Maybe it was Ral- son, violence—.although great for Science"...I better stop. Road Runnercartoons at that time delightfully elaborate set, a large comedy. good for four things: movies, phie between jobs or something. T.V. ratings—does not solve So what am I getting at? Here's of day. That's how they nailed cast, and some amusing use of the The violence Polish Jewry has music videos, Road Runner car- Naturally, all of this is done to anything. Go now." some hints. It's from California! me. But they picked the wrong catwalk behind the stage and a been subjected to throughout its toons and Mike Hammer the warbling of Lita Ford (proba- What can you do? I just hope It's got wheels! It's phonier than kid to get mad. crossover system which allows history has been thoroughly docu- weeknights at eleven. bly her farewell performance as that if there are aliens up there "Starship Invasions"! It's worse They blow their biggest gag in the actors to enter unseen from mented, so the allusion to mass Otherwise, it's just an insipid she slides inexorably into "Where right now watching us, maybe than "Gorgeous Ladies of Wres- the first thirty seconds or so. This any aisle in the theatre. graves in one scene of the play Qv boob tube burning out our retinas Are They Now" hell), Deborah they'll take Ralphie as a speci- tling"! It's "Rollergames"! No! is the World Alliance of The play is set in Chelm, a turn- only reinforces the regretable nceniang "WM TicPE and killing us all slowly with Harry (Blondie) and Warrant men. They'll never bother us AVAILABLE AT ALL SELECT-A-SEAT LOCA77ONS No! Stop! Gaahhh! Rollergames...W.A.R.! WAR! of-the-century Jewish village in associations that kept coming to TICKETS invisible radiation every day. Not (surprise!). again. One hundred percent pure B.S., Get it? That's a pun, I think. Well, Poland, where it has become mind. to mention poisoning our other- I refuse to talk about the Gator Geez.

Monday, October 23, 1989 Page 10 • Monday, October 23, 1989 Page 11 Whitecross Heavenly Metal Make some 'stick back and talk' with fans in By Jason Dueck make it difficult for Christian Southern accent in the band) Christian band, Sacred Warrior. artists to compete, said Carroll, answered,"He delivered me from The concert dates in Eastern the lobby and theatre well after "One of these things is not like change whose nimble fingers skipped on my past life of drugs, alcohol, and Canada have been met with favo- the formalities had ended. They the others." You may remember Zion guitar strings throughout the pre-marital sex...He changed my signed autographs, offered en- this profound little melody from rable response, said Carroll. tiled interview. Many bands can only life for the better." "The fans are really great up couragement and listening cars, that weekday hit, Sesame Street. afford to play weekends, while As one might expect, most or discussed Christ and Christian Let's consider a sample list of here." holding down other jobs during secular bands' first reaction to music in general with all who `things' which never quite made After the concert that night, the week, he added. Whitecross includes skepti- one 17-year-old expressed a like- approached them. it on the show—Ratt, Guns 'n' And while certain T.V. evan- cism—"until they find out we're And what does Rex Carroll Roses, Cinderella, wise appreciation for the band. gelists are coming under the gun real people," said Carroll. He foresee as the future of Christian Whitecross...Whitecross? "I guess what's really neat is for their lofty bankrolls, the added that they don't approach that they stick back and talk," he music? This four-man band from Chi- musical evangelists are struggling people with a better-person-than- "More—bigger---better," was cago recently visited our city, said. in the financial trenches. Members of both bands did his reply. playing a brand of metal that "Well, let's just say we've been would be welcomed to some FM fortunate to pay our bills so far," for formats. Would be—if it wasn't he said, noting that love for what "Enough Is Enough", "Because UNICEF's for the blatant Christian message they do, not money, is their pri- Whitecross in their lyrics. of Jesus" and the lengthy blues children mary motivation. jam they executed in the middle "On one side, we're out to en- Although this genre of music is tertain and have fun. On the other Review of the set. around the world. no longer new, Christian artists Unlike their Christian counter- side, we have the chance to evan- still have to put up with critics By Chris Irvine gelize," said lead guitarist Rex part Stryper, White Cross doesn't Have Your Coins Ready who say "You can't mix Jesus Nobody ever said Christian throw bibles into the audience, On Halloween Carroll, prior to the Winnipeg and rock 'n' roll." metal was pretty. concert. opting instead to read straight Carroll obviously disagrees Even though the members of "We have a unique opportunity from it. After closing the show with that statement. White Cross aren't the prettiest with "He Is the Rock", Wenzel to present people with the oppor- "The standards of excellence bunch of guys, when they per- tunity to meet God." gave the crowd a reading from you set is a witness," said the formed in Winnipeg's Jubilee Whitecross derives their name the Bible, followed by a plea to veteran axeman. Hall on Oct. 3, they showed they join with Jesus Christ. Not only Messrs. Nixon and Roper: Hot for Debbie Gibson from the Christian symbol of the Carroll's accolades allow him could rock as hard as any one of cross, and Isaiah 1:18 from the does White Cross know how to the use of the word 'excellence.' their secular peers. rock, but they also know how to Students' Association & Bible, which Scott Wenzel had The magazine Guitar for the When the band burst on to the no trouble quoting: "Come now, express devotion. Mojo Still Workin' Practicing Musician once labe- stage, in front of an oversold This became more obvious with let us reason together," says the led him a "rock guitar hero" and crowd of 750 fans, with "Atten- Lord. "Though your sins are like each song, as Wenzel continually By Donald M. Bailey Win a Trip to Aardschok America said that tion Please" from their new release U.W. officials for MTV treated scarlet, they shall be as white as prayed to God, even while perched Garish guitarist Mojo Nixon Yngwie ivIalmsteen had met his Triumphant Return, the mini-riot his video for Debbie snow; though they are red as crim- upon a 50-foot high catwalk dur- and his percussionist pal, Skid match. that ensued didn't stop until the Gibson..."She's a star on MTV. son, they shall be like wool..." ing "Top of the World." Roper, entertained a steamy, sold- ! Carroll stated that he has pre- end of the night. Moshing and They screwed me around for The band is part of a renais- Though beseiged with continu- pared for this vocation all his life stage-diving ran amuck during out crowd at the Circuit Cabaret BIM 1 weeks and kept changin' what presents sance occuring in "white metal" ous sound problems, opening act on Saturday. and that the band would continue the 90-minute set, along with non- they wanted me to take out of the (heavenly metal, if you will) Sacred Warrior was vastly differ- to play "as long as the Lord calls stop cheeri ng , clapping , fist-shak- Mojo is a living and breathing song. I was willing to leave out which began with the emergence ent from the headliners. Boasting rock 'n' roll fantasy with a lot of us to." ing and head-banging. the line where I say "Pardon my ROLLING STONES TRIVIA I of Stryper in 1984. complex arrangements and break- They guys in the band haven't Led by the outstanding guitar twisted Warner Brothers' cartoon hard-on' but then they found other I After only two years, two al- neck tempo changes, they awed always had such zeal for God. work of Rex Carroll and the sensibility tossed in for good lines they didn't like." As a re- bums, one EP, and a brand new the crowd into a similar head- measure. Vocalist Scott Wenzel (who rawness of vocalist Scott Wen- sult, Canada and Australia are the • • • release entitled Triumphant Re- banging frenzy. On stage, he bounces in a chair, • • • • . wins the prize for longest hair in thou attitude. • • . . . zel, White Cross launched into only countries showing this video. • 0 • • • • a • e . • • • • • 0 •si • • ••. • . turn, Whitecross has already es- Vocalist Rey Parra can sing I 0,11.•• ••• •• ... a. . •••• ...... To date, their approachability foot stomping to provide back- 0 the band) said he was raised to tunes like "Livin' on the Edge", As well as recording his latest A e • ' . • • • • ■ • • • • • • sr " ■ tablished themselves as a con- with the best of them, especially beat for his zany brand of Mojo- 00 . • ,. ...• . • • ...e ..,• • •. . • • -1 . I e% v .. church but didn't make Jesus the hasn't resulted in any joint-tour . ... •• .e " "When the Walls Tumble Down" album, Root [log or Die, Mojo 1 a • . •• . . . . . . • • • . • . . • . • . . - . tender in the music industry. Their when paired with bassist Wat- is • • N. . • . . . • offers with secular bands. If ever Psychosis which can best be de- . lord of his life until he was 19. and "Straight Through the Heart" appeared in the movie GreatBalls ea% 'Ma ; . • ' • ...... hard-driving, melodic songs and asked, Rex Carroll said, "We kins' harmonies. scribed as uptempo minimalist I 0 • a . • • "I woke up and slapped myself with a perfection that is rare at a of Fire as J.M. Van Eaton, the 'X. .• albums have been topping Chris- would consider each one on its The band proved they are an blues powered by his cynical, ••.•• a • .•.• in the face," he said in a voice metal show. drummer for the legendary Jerry I • • • - tian-radio play-lists and sales up-and-coming force in Christian much softer than his on-stage, own merit." As the show progressed, it was lyrical edge. charts in the U.S. heavy metal during such stand- Lee Lewis Trio. Ratt sound. "There would be a lot of prayer easy to see that the band is out- Skid supplies the washboard I But reaching the mainstream out tracks like"B lack Metal" and Nixon declares, "I figure the In response to the question, going into it," Elliott said, nod- growing its old sound, which had percussion that Mojo and his fans audience is much more difficult. "Master's Com mand." They even film lost S15-20 million because I "What has Christ done for you?", ding. led them to be compared with the love. Together, they are a real Some key factors stand in the threw in a rendition of "Holy Holy they didn' tgive me enough lines." I new drummer Michael Elliou But for now, the guys seem secular group, Rau. This was treat to experience. way. Smaller record labels, and Holy Lord" for an encore. He mentioned how Burger King (who wins the prize for only happy to be touring with a new particularly evident during Mojo rants and chants like a limited airplay and distribution approached him about using his I demented hillbilly on songs like: song "Elvis is Everywhere" in "Debbie Gibson (Is Pregnant with I their latest advertising campaign. I My Two-Headed Love Child)", . . • • • Of this, he shook his head and . .-. Vots... . . - • • • • • • ••• • • MONDO CARTOON By Randal: King "Jesus at McDonalds" and "Elvis . -. -. •• . • • •• • •• yr murmured, "S20 thousand is not ••• ••• •.. 4.4 Fr- f .•• • • • • ••■ ••• ' e . •• • •• •• . • • • Is Everywhere". • • • • ...... a:ye a • • •••• a whole lotta cash." • • • • - • • • • • • The cleverly boorish Nixon SP* • ....• . ..• • •••S • •5•11., Every show in Western Can- . • • • . • • • • • :•••.*Salse supported his Mojo-Psychotic • • • • • • • • • • • - • • • • • • • • • ada on this tour has been a sell I . . . ••••••"•• - • • •. ... Edge with a loud, cynical voice in • ...••••••••S .... s e . ..g a o l , IC• Here's Johnny! out. I -•. •...••• • • • • • • a pre-show beverage-room inter- Mojo enjoyed a memorable view. moment in Moosejaw, Saskatche- By Sheila Hunter ciless killing of Johnny's corrupt Walter Hill puts a lot of the plot "I have 23 out of, what I figure, wan, where he, "Drank to excess Once again a societal out- friend/father figure, initiating points in the beginning and then 28 episodes of Foghorn Leghorn and was almost swimmin' with 4 cast is out to seek revenge when Handsome revenge. forces the audience to wait while cartoons," he bragged. "So, you Moosejaw women." He was es- his only friend is murdered in Like virtually all movies Johnny is given a chanc e to prove got any questions?" pecially proud of an idea he spon- 'TIM TIME War Walter Hill's Johnny Hand- today, we see the typical lover's himself before his obsession takes When asked about media reac- taneously came up with there for I some. attitude from Johnny's main control. tions to the lyrical content of his possible inclusion in a future I Vat PILAU?* The action melodrama squeeze Donna (Elizabeth The unintentional slap- songs, the side-whiskers sporting project. I stars Mickey Rourke as a convict McGovern) who says, "Goddam- stick humor created in the Ken Nixon replied, "I suspect radio "It's Mojo's Toad-O-Mania. I In what magazine could one find a guest list from born with gross facial disfigure- mit, I don't care about your past, Friedman's script is greatly ap- and video stations will just give It'll increase the population of Mick Jagger's wedding? up soon and say, 'He's just like ments and has few highlights I love you!" preciated by the audience as is the any town, tenfold in three weeks. I Name: when you exclude the creditable Of course this occurred way Rourke delivers classic lines William Shatner, he won't go I heard about these toads from work of actors like Rourke and after the unsightly bastard had laced with sarcasm. away, he won't play a real nice Arizona. If you get 'em agitated Telephone #: co-star Ellen Barkin. fully recovered from major plas- When you consider Hill's pop-song.' And they'll play my they secrete a hallucinogenic I Answer: Barkin and Lance Hen- tic surgery, performed by the last few movies (48 Hrs, Streets tunes. But I'll always play 'cm fluid. Possession of these toads is my way, y'know, right in the riksen play a couple of scummy everyone-deserves-a-second- Of Fire, Red Heat) you realize illegal. I had the audience shout- Enter this ballot at the SA office, DM20. hoodlums named Sunny and Rafe chance doctor (Forest Whitaker). that if it's violence you want, this middle of my love song I'd have ing `Lickin' toad butts drives me who are responsible for the mer- Unfortunately, director is one you're sure to enjoy. a fart joke." nuts.' I liked that one..." I NI 01 NI MI MIN WO MI MI ttti MI El MI It NI I•1 Iii III IIII Mojo 'yammered' on how Page 12 Monday, October 23, 1989 Monday, October 23, 1989 rommommonnunionnumnommui Page 13 1 1 The Long Weekend. 1 1 1 1 1 1 Spend that Valuable Time Right at... 1 1 1 1 that have to be heard to be be- cious sound. pointed because this album still 1 lieved. Lead guitarist Alex kicks. This is demonstrated in by Nowhere is this more evi- Skolnick shows his ability to play the hell-bending fury of Sins Of Wax Eloquence dent than on the track entitled 1 melodic straightforward music Omission and Blessed In Con- 1 Aho. There are no drum machines while retaining the thrash power tempt. The here. Just DeJohnette on his of the group. He is after all re- The band takes a stand on 1 1 By David Kuxhaus, Lisa Rolsky, and Glen Campbell moody and hypnotic SIEL DK600 puted to be one of the axegrinders an environmental issue in Green- synthesizer and Lester Bowie, in the speed metal realm. 1 crs to produce a variety of com- house Effect where they express Zebra improvising and stretching what Lead vocalist Chuck Billy plex yet rather uneventful pat- their opinions on the destruction 1 would appear to be endless actually sings on this album in- Jack DeJohnette terns. of the rainforests. 1 boundaries between him and his stead of the standardized scream- For this soundtrack, which As a result the onus is on Practise What You Preach 1 instrument. your-head-off vocals. This is reinforces Testament's strength was used for the video program Lester Bowie to breathe life into 1 evident on Perilous Nation and in the all-out thrashing genre, but Tadayuki NatiolZebra, Jack De the music. Bowie, who is a for- David Kuxhaus 1 The Ballad. Some long-standing it also shows their versatility, with Johnettc and trumpeter Lester mer member of the Art Ensemble fans may not approve of this vari- their ability to combine speed and 1 Bowie collaborate to create an of Chicago and has played with Practise What You Preach interesting yet strange mixture of ation from the norm, but it does melody for an album that old and the likes of Kieth Jarrett and Chick Testament open up Testament up to a broader 1 Africa rhythms. new fans will thoroughly enjoy. Coma, proves to be more than Megaforce Records spectrum of listeners. 1 DeJohnette, who wrote all equal to the task. He takes the Lisa Rolsky Testament's latest release However, hardcore fans the selections, relies exclusively listener on a musical odyssey, 1 into the world of thrash continues who enjoyed the bands previous on drum machines and syn thez is- coaxing notes out of his trumpet The Real Thing A IN 1 their tradition of socially-con- two albums, The Legacy and The scious lyrics mixed with a vora- New Order will not be disap- Faith No More 1 Slash/Reprise Records 1 Having a party and you 1 need an album to satisfy a variety 1 of tastes? San Francisco's Faith 1 No More provides the solution. 1 BURGER And CMOR Present The band's third album 1 The Real Thing is an offspring of 1 KING many forms of modern music. The band ranges from the acces- 1 e sible funk of Underwater Love to 1 the all out punk/metal attack of Thurs., November 9 Surprise! You're Dead! 1 The first single from the 1 album, From Out ofNowhere and 1 azilaI tracks such as Falling To Pieces 1 T la t '11\op 2(0 klibLtinau boggle the mind as to who is 8pm to 1 am choosing today's radio airplay. 1 The five-piece group dis- 1 TW LW ARTIST ALBUM DISTR. play a great deal of originality 1 1 2 Richard Marx Repeat Offender EMI and musicianship in the instru- mental track Woodpecker From South Gym 1 2 1 Prince Batman Soundtrack Warner Mars. Keyboandist Roddy Bottum 1 3 3 Fine Young Cannibals Raw & the Cooked IRS and drummer Mike "Puffy" Bor- 1 4 6 The Cult Sonic Temple Vertigo din are technicians contrasted by 5 9 The Rolling Stones Steel Wheels CBS the crunchy guitar riffs of Jim 1 6 4 Tom Petty Full Moon Fever MCA Martin and ultra-funky bassist Billy Gould. Tickets are available at the low and wacky 1 5 End of the Innocence Geffen 1 7 Don Henley New vocalist Mike Patton 1 8 7 Kim Mitchell Rockland Alert is widely talented with his me- price of $7.92. 1 9 8 Alannah Myles Alannah Myles Atlantic lodic yet piercing voice. He even 10 11 10,000 Maniacs Blind Man's Zoo Electra finds occasion to rap in The Epic, 1 a favorite live track of the band's 11 Tear for Fears Seeds of Love Poly 1 audience. 1 12 10 Madonna Like A Prayer Sire Glen Campbell With each ticket sold you will receive $2 off albums and 1 13 15 Elton John Sleeping with the Past MCA 1 14 12 Love and Rockets Love and Rockets Vertigo Congratulations To All The Win- 1 15 16 54.40 Fight for Love Reprise ners Of the Test Your Shocker cassettes from A & A Records. I.Q. Contest! 1 16 Giant Last of the Runaways A & M 1 If you haven't already, pick up 17 17 NEO A4 Hard Way Duke St. your double passes from the sec- Plenty of doorprizes to be given away. Get your tickets 1 18 Eurythmics We Too Are One BMG retary at the Student Association 1 office. Up To Here MCA at the SA offices, CMOR, or at the door. 1 19 18 The Tragically Hip Oh, and the correct answers are: 1 20 Poco Legacy BMG Neutron Vs.the Slime Creature, Hell Date, and It Floats! The real 1 movie tides are: The Incredibly 1 Also Getting Airplay: Strange Creatures Who Stopped Sponsored by the Students' Association, A & A Records, 1 Living and Became Mixed Up The Alarm Chance IRS Zombies, Shriek of the Mutilated, Dracula' s Dog, The Eye 1 Chalk Circle As the Crow Flies Duke St. Labatt's, the , and the Creatures, Microwave Massacre, Big Audio Dynamite Megatop Phoenix CBS The Night God Screamed, Were- 1 Tina Turner Foreign Affair Capitol wolf In a Girl's Dormitory, The . 1 Wrestling Women Vs. The Aztec Inninnuommemoomomonno monnl Mummy, The Worm Eaters, and My Son, the Vampire. Monday, October 23, 1989 Page 15' Page 14 Monday, October 23, 1989 IiS 111 Student Reasonable Rates For Student Bomber Fans By Paul Edmonds dents), so that they can get a Grey The demise of the Canadian Cup ticket. We can't guarantee Football League may be felt in them that they'll get them in be- Council some areas of Canada more tween the goal lines. strongly than here in Winnipeg. "Even people that are our sea- Walking into the Bomber of- son ticket holders at the fifty-five fice one will notice the new front yard line will not be getting those office being built, a positive atti- seats either because the C.F.L. tude by most of the public rela- head office takes them," Read tions personnel and new and and said expanding programs for increased The Bombers are trying for their ticket sales. best, however, to get the 18,000 One of the best advantages to plus season ticket holders tickets student who enjoy professional in the best possible locations. sports other than student loans They have asked for an amount of and bursaries is they are able to tickets in the range of their season purchase season tickets to all nine ticket base, in which they have of the Winnipeg Blue Bomber had numerous inquiries already home games. For $50 they pur- about available tickets. chase a decent scat in section "S" The University of Manitoba of the stadium located between accounts for the greatest percent- EI,ECTI(B' the five and ten yard lines, on the age of the students' tickets, fol- S lowed by the University of Win- cast side of the north endzone. The offer to students has been nipeg, Red River Community NOMINATIONS OPEN: available for four years. This was College, and finally the high created under an initial plan by schools. However, as Read points some people in the Bomber or- out., this is for the simple reason ganization to increase the popu- of student body populations. larity of the Canadian game It is no secret that the student October 23 section is the craziest section at through young people. The Bombers, in the first four years the stadium and the Bombers after implementing the program, recognize this. But Read says that NOMINATIONS CLOSE: have sold in the neighborhood of the incidents and complaints have 1,500 scats for students in the been isolated. And, Read adds, first year. This has now grown so that it is not something to cancel rapidly that Bomber Marketing the student section over. Assistant Dave Read says that The one incident of concern to November 3 they are currently in the neigh- the Bomber organization was borhood of 2,300 seats and plans someone throwing part of a chair are in the works to increase that to into the crowd from a higher level. nearly 3,000 for next year. Although it was not in the student CAMPAIGNING: "I think that the program is section, and for all that Read and really building. Sometime we the Bombers know, it could have move it to different sections as been anybody. well, we might use "S" and we "You're going to get people Nov.6 to 16 might use another one down on like that no matter where you go," the lower side," Read said. he said. The primary concern for the "There hasn't really been any- Bombers is to get the students Saskatchewan, unlike Winnipeg, chance for repeat customers. everything must come to an end. thing major to concern us over ELECTIONS: into the stands despite the fact only offers it to their post-secon- "It's the entertainment. It may No longer will the tickets for the past couple of years," Read added. that students are on a limited dary students and not to the high not just be the game, it's the students be available for the petty With all the negative press budget. As well, the Bombers school kids. halftime, the pregame...it's actu- price of $50 next year. The surrounding the future of the realize that students and young Large profits are not one of the ally like a big party. The east side, Bombers feel that after four years Canadian game, Read is very people are the future of the major concerns of the organiza- those guys drink like crazy," he they have to raise the price by ten November 17, 1989 optimistic that with programs such Bomber organization. tion since they offer tickets at $50 said. dollars to $60. as the student section, among "The students don't have a lot a year to students. However, cre- If one thinks that the small price One other advantage to having others, it will help to increase of money to spend, compared to ating an interest and putting to pay for season tickets to season tickets is as a current sea- attendance and return the Cana- the average adult that makes thou- people in the stands is one of their Bomber games is only a front to son ticket holder, you will also be Pick up nomination forms from dian game to the popularity it sands. So what we have done is main objectives. really make the money at either guaranteed to have a once had over the American ver- set up a package for the kids to "We are not looking to make a the concession stands or at the ticket in 1991, when the most sion. come and watch the games at a big profit on them (students). beer outlets, then think again. The highly festive event in Canadian "The C.F.L. is on the way up. I the SA office, DM-20. price that they can afford," Read What we try to do is get them Bombers, unlike other C.F.L. sports brings its show to Win- really believe that," Read said said. involved in football," Read said. cities, don't have control over nipeg. proudly. Although the Bombers were The Bomber organization feels either of these. Winnipeg Enter- The organization has only a The fact is that for $60, a stu- one of the first C.F.L. organiza- that the small ticket price is little prises owns all the rights to the certain amount of tickets allotted dent who enjoys football or just tions to implement this type of consolation to get the students revenue generated from these at to them by the league, so the the positive atmosphere in the opportunity for students, other into the stands. Once that has the expense of the Bombers and ticket holder shouldn't hold their stadium, is in fact saving the cities have followed suit and of- been accomplished they feel that Jets, in which the Bomber organi- breath on getting their exact seat, C.F.L. from possible extinction. fered this to their peripheral stu- they can sell the ticket holder on zation doesn't receive any money but one will be available for the dent bodies. For example, Sas- the product on the field and other in return. 78th Grey Cup. katchewan and Calgary; although amenities, while creating a good Like all good things, however, "We've allotted for them (stu- bar*vataftmwma* Page 16 Monday, October 23, 1989 Monday, October 23, 1989 Page 17

By Gary Shingleton fight for four playoff berths. Last Well, believe it or not, as Octo- year's finish is listed in descend- ber winds down, the hunt for Lord ing order. Stanley's Cup is already into the Washington Capitals (41-29- No Running Club Off To third week. 10) 92 points-Last season, the At this early stage, while every Capitals finished first in the divi- team believes it is a contender, sion but were unceremoniously many are simply pretenders. bounced (again) in the first play- An Explosive Start 8) 74 points-The Canucks are Before going through a team by be a team to watch! Rookie Mike divisional final. off round. Their stay at the top of Emotion For simply not as good as everyone the heap could be limited since By Linda Wilson team analysis, how about a brief Modano may lead the team to Boston Bruins (37-29-14) 88 thinks. Trevor Linden and per- big #66 of the Penguins is coming The 200-Kilometre Club "There are quite a few walkers ness test, which measures gen- (NHL) their best finish in years. First points-This is the team to watch eral levels of fitness through tests history lesson for the benefit of haps their goaltending are bright, up fast. 1989/90 Prediction: is well on its way to setting a up them." place in Norris may be possible, in this division. Bruins' fans such as sit-ups , push-ups and stair the first time hockey follower. but the contribution form two- Second in Patrick division, but record for participation this year, Walking or jogging on a regu- but is unlikely. 1989/90 Predic- should be happy since the club walking. As well, height and The NHL came into being in thirds of the famed KLM line will playoff woes will continue as they the club co-ordinator said. lar basis has many benefits for tion: Third in Norris, however, has iced a very solid team. Rejean The Big Blue weight are taken and body fat is 1917. Originally there were four be less than expected. 1989190 lose to the Flyers in the first round "The club is off to an explosive students and staff alike, says playoffs are tough to call. Could Lemelin's swan song will spark teams: Montreal Canadiens, Prediction: Fifth in Smythe, will of the playoffs. start. With less than a month, Kaplan. measured. defeat Blackhawks in first round the team to the conference final. "A fitness evaluation is a good Montreal Wanderers, Ottawa not repeat as the near "giant kill- Pittsburgh Penguins (40-37- there's already 119 signed up," "It is an excellent way to start a or be beaten by the Hawks. It's a 1989/90 Prediction: Second in place to start a fitness program," Senators and the Toronto Arenas. ers" they were last season. coin toss! Adams, surprise Montreal in 7) 87 points-The Penguins are on Jack Kaplan, club co-ordinator weight loss or weight control Winnipeg Jets (26-42-12) 64 the rise. Magnificent Mario and and physical education instruc- program," he said. Kaplan said. Six players per team was the rule Chicago Blackhawks (27-41- divisional final and then advance And Gold The fitness test, which takes for the young league, and while points-The Jets, quite frankly, are Paul Coffey will lead a talented tor, said. "As well, physical activity of 12) 66 points-Injuries sunk the to the Wales final. about an hour, is offered to staff better than everyone thinks. While ensemble to the Patrick crown Last year, it took almost until any kind will reduce mental present teams have more players, Blackhawks last season, but they Buffalo Sabres (38-35-7) 83 and students at no charge. Ap- they aren't going to the Stanley this year. Last season, the Pens By Todd Lewys a half time score of 17-6 gave the spring to get that many members stress. Students feel better and those six positions per team re- rebounded just in time for the points-The Sabres improved pointments can be made by con- Cup championship, they should had three players with 100+ points To be or not to be? That seems impression the Bombers were in in the club, he said. that is often reflected in their main. playoffs, dumping both Detroit markedly last season, and they tacting Kaplan in the North Gym. provide an exciting season and and solid goaltending from Tom to be the question where the control of the game and on their One reason for the popularity grades," Kaplan said. In 1924, the first U.S. team and St. Louis to reach conference should finish with a winning rec- Staff or students wishing to maybe even an above .500 season. Barrasso. They better not forget Winnipeg Blue Bombers are way to an impressive victory. That is Kaplan has been encouraging Some people may wish to have entered the NHL, the Boston final. This year, if Savard and ord again this season. The prob- join the 200-Kilometre Club 1989/90 Prediction: Fourth in about defence. 1989/90 concerned. is, if the same team showed up for walkers as well as joggers to join a physical assessment before Bruins. Within two years, Pius- Larmer click with some promis- lem is they must perenially con- Smythe, will scam Calgary in the Prediction: First in division but The question is emotion—or the second half. beginning a walking or running should go to the South Gym, climb burgh, Detroit and Chicago each ing rookies, they could surprise. tend with two better teams just to the club, which offers members first round of the playoffs but will could be beaten in Patrick by the rather, how much emotion must It didn't. Unfortunately, the the stairs to the jogging track and added one team while New York 1989190 Prediction: Second place get out of their division. They'll who accumulate 200 kilometres a program. bow out in six games. Flyers...if Philadelphia stays the Blue and Gold play with to team left something in the locker Kaplan offers a one-hour fit- add their names to the member- added two teams. Later, the Pius- divisional finish, defeating or be thwarted again. 1989/90 free club T-shirt. Secondly, a look at the weak healthy. win another game? A win must room- its discipline. ship list. burgh team and one New York losing to Minnesota in first round Prediction: Third in Adams, sister of the NHL, or as it's better New York Rangers (37-35-8) seem a distant memory as the Some people will say the loss team dropped out, leaving the playoffs Like I said, it's a toss up! chased out of Adams first round known, the Norris Division. The 82 points-The Rangers finished Bombers muddle their way of all-star cornerback NHL with six teams. Left were Toronto Maple Leafs (28-46- playoff by Boston. teams are once again listed best to last season on a losing note. They through yet another losing streak. (hamstring injury) just before the the Montreal Canadians, Toronto 6) 62 points-Awful! 1989190 Pre- Hartford Whalers (37-38-5) worst. lost nine games in a row includ- In the last month, the Big Blue's half was the undoing of the team. Maple Leafs, Boston Bruins, diction: Brutal! 79 points-Although just shy of Detroit Red Wings (34-34-12) ing four straight in the first play- record has gone from a contend- The loss of one player shouldn't Detroit Red Wings, Chicago Now, it's over the Wales con- the .500 mark last season, the 80 points-The Red Wings are in off round. They could slip right ing 7-4 to an also-ran 7-8. There lead to such a total collapse in the Blackhawks and New York Rang- ference and for starters, a look at Whalers will slip this year to fifth trouble. Even though Steve Yzer- are several reasons for this month- team's composure. ers. the Adams Division. Last year, place. Rookie goaltending sur- out of postseason play this season. man has established himself as Fifth place long nosedive, but none can be The Bombers proceeded to lose Today, the original six team this division resembled a royal prised many last year, but that 1989/90 Prediction: one of the best players in the in division (maybe fourth if the more prominent than the team's their composure big time in the league has expanded to 21 teams family. The Montreal Canadiens won't be nearly enough. 1989/90 jame and Jacques Demers is a Devils repeat with another dread- inability to play with a winning second half. The main culprit was representing seven cities in Can- were king and the rest of the divi- Prediction: Fifth in division, You won't ful season). Not much difference blend of emotion and discipline. cornerback , who ada and 12 cities and two states in good coach, the team will slip. sion was made up of lowly princes. worse than last year. place anyway as they'd likely meet Any good coach would say that was fingered twice for objection- the U.S. These 21 teams arc di- 1989190 Prediction: Fourth Don't be surprised if there is a Quebec Nordiques (27-46-7) Pittsburgh in the first round and to be played well, football is a able conduct and rough play vided into two conferences and in Norris and a quick exit from palace revolt this season. Again, 61 points-Michel Bergeron is play-offs at the hands of the St. get bounced. game that requires a fine blend- penalties by the officials. Two of four divisions. The Campbell teams are listed in order from best back, so les Nordiques could Philadelphia Flyers (36-36-8) believe how big it is Louis Blues. worst. surprise this year. As a matter of ing of emotion and discipline. Browne's penalties cost 30 yards conference is composed of the to (33-35-12) 78 80 points-Riddled with injuries Playing with too much emotion and allowed Hamilton to drive Smythe division and the Norris St. Louis Blues Montreal Canadiens (53-18- fact, they should get back into the points-The Blues will prove to be last season, the Flyers surprised can lead to a loss of control, while for a crucial touchdown when it division while the Wales confer- 9) 115 points-The Canadians fin- playoff hunt with a fourth place the best of a bad lot this season, as everyone with their gritty playoff an overabundance of discipline looked as if they'd been stopped. ence includes the Patrick division ished second overall to the Cal- finish. If that happens, look for a they will attain the Norris crown. performance, beating both the can lead to a wooden, lifeless The penalties stemmed from a and the Adams division. gary Flames last year, and lost in volatile all-Quebec rivalry in the They should also advance out of Caps and the Pens to advance to brand of football. Bomber fans lack of discipline. Firstly, a look at the intensely the Stanley Cup final to those first playoff round. 1989/90 Pre- their division to contest the Wales conference final. If Ron have witnessed both extremes this All told, the Bombers accumu- competitive Smythe Division. same Flames. The team starts this diction: Fourth in Adams. rekin- Campbell final. 1989/90 Predic- "Hacks"all resolves his contrac- season—often in the same game. lated 12 penalties for 134 yards. This division has produced five season with three big holes to fill dling the "battle of Quebec". First in Norris and will slip tual squabble and the team stays Even passive fans are reduced Included in the total was a call of the last six Stanley Cup cham- tion: as three veterans have departed: However, they will exit after a six past Detroit and Minnesota or healthy, look out. 1989/90 to a stunned silence when they back of a touchdown, pions. Using last season's record, Robinson, Gainey and Green. game series against the more watch the Bombers do theirJekyll Chicago in divisional playoffs. 1989/90 Prediction: First in experienced Habs. Prediction:Third in Patrick, close as well as a key 30 yard reception the teams are listed from best to behind Washington and Pius- and Hyde act. by the rangy slotback. Honeymoon will end there, how- Adams, however, the Bruins will Finally, we turn to the Patrick worst. burgh. Will challenge Boston for The Bombers' 29-21 loss in The team's inability to find the ever, when they lose four straight be a close second. As for the Division. This division is an Calgary Flames (54-17-9)117 Wales championship. Hamilton last Sunday is a case in right blend of emotion and disci- to L.A. playoffs, they will clear the first annual dogfight as this is the only points-Last season, the Flames New Jersey Devils (27-41-12) point. pline clearly lies with head coach Minnesota North Stars (27- round but lost to the Bruins in the division in which six teams must finished with the best record in 66 points-The Devils went into In the first half, the team played . He should quit wor- 37-16) 70 points-The Stars could the league and captured their first the toilet last season after extend- with a controlled fury that had the rying about being popular with Stanley Cup. The team's best asset ing Boston to seven games in the Tiger Cats reeling from the open- his players (and the opposition) is its depth. They can ice four Wales final the year before. Which ing kickoff. The players were and concentrate on winning foot- high quality lines and still have team will show up? They should intense, yet controlled. Both the ball games. star players on the bench. 1989/ bump the Rangers out of the fourth offense and defense -especially Riley must be tougher with and 90 Prediction: First place overall and final playoff berth, but that the defense- superbly executed more demanding of his players if in league but will lose to Gretzky will be as far as they get. 1989/90 their game plans. the team hopes to win again. After and Co. in seven games of Smythe Prediction: Fourth in Patrick, The offense moved the ball all, it's the coach who sets the Use your student card & receive division final. bounced in the firstround of play- effectively with a short passing tone of a team. Los Angeles Kings (42-31-7) offs by the Penguins. attack that emphasised ball con- It's up to Mike Riley to take Burger, Frys & Soft Drink 91 points-Led by the Great One New York Islanders (28-47- trol rather than the big play. The charge of a crumbling situation. and an all star supporting cast, the 5) 61 points-The late seventies, defense, as it can be, was domi- The si tuation can only be reversed Kings ascended to second place early eighties is a long nant in holding Hamilton's po- if he takes the time to instill the only $4.99 in the division and fourth overall forgotten memory. Thelsles have tent offense to only six points in proper proportions of emotion and in the league last season. Key a few bright spots, but not nearly the first half. discipline in his players. player acquisitions and a new enough to climb out of the cellar. While the offense predictably If he doesn't, the Bombers will f N a coach will benefit the team blew several chances to score big, begin their vacation in four games. voto ft tIC keb 1989/90 Prediction: Sixth in , WorItt immensely. 1989/90 Prediction: Patrick, playoffs will be missed 11.11111wrzun Second place behind Calgary in for second straight season. Smythe, however, they will cap- Well, there have it, the 1989/90 RRCC ture the Stanley Cup. NHL season in a nutshell. In 2KR THAT'S Edmonton Oilers (38-34-8)84 summary, Los Angeles Kings HOW MANY points-The Oilers, while still over SL Louis Blues in four games CANADIANS F having a few offensive threats to win the Campbell conference. ARE CYCLISTS ni and perhaps the best goaltender Over in the Wales, the Boston • ‘locaput its St. James St Ai 0 in the game are a shadow of their Bruins and Philadelphia will slug • 2 I former selves. 1989/90 Predic- it out for seven games. tion: Located at Ellice Ave. & St. James St. Third in Smythe, bounced Stanley Cup Prediction: Los -t09(1 by the Kings in six games during Angeles over the Philadelphia OL6 kV; first round playoff action. PaRTICIFill77017 Flyers in six games. Vancouver Canucks (33-39- Page 19

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