The Aberree Volume 7: April 1960-March 1961
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f iacrtimKT a tta ammo a I APRIL, 1960 * Vol. VII, No. 1 who have been taking innumera ble courses of something that Recusant Voice of 'The Infinites must have , by this admission , for Earth, Mars, Venus, Saturn, been a forerunner of Scientol HB€RR€€ Pluto,, and Zydokyunzruskehen ogy? If the founder, or any of his trainees , was a Scientolo Published monthly, except tor the coubined January-February and July- gist in 1954, or 1955, o r 1956 , August issues, at 207 North Washington, Enid, Oklahoma, O.S.A. ‘ et sequentia , then obviously , Editorial Office: 252214 North Monroe St., Enid, Oklahona Mail Address: Postoffice Box 528, Enid, Oklahoma as a follower of "something just getting started ”, he/they Subscription price: $2 a year; 85 for 3 years. Single copies, 25* are something different today. Second class privilege authorized at Enid, Okla., Postoffice NO, we are not Scientolo gists . However, since we have Editor: The Rev. Mr. Dr. ALPHIA OMEGA HART. 1-2, D.D.. D.Scn.. F.Scn., from the beginning "reserved B.Sen., HDA, HCA, et al ad infinitum ad nauseum. the rigit to change our minds”, Publisher: ALICE AGNES HART: 1-1. HCA. SEC., WFE., L b m . , H.Kpr., ETC. if the promoter, after number POLICY: Don’t take it so damn’ seriously. The infiniteness of Man is not less false starts, eventually reduced to a "split infinity” by wars, taxes, or “ experts"who comes up with a way of life seek to sell him that which he already has in an infinite amount. Sub-Policy: We reserve the right to change our minds from issue to that we feel is better than issue, or even from page to page, if we desire. the umpteen billion other ways Sub-Sub-Policy: Each man has the inherent right to be his own and only open to each and every one of "Authority” — with his wife’s permission, of course. us, we’d certainly like to Advertising Rates: $1 a column inch, if you get results; double if you give it a good looksee. Not don’t. Payable in advance. Copy must be in office 30 days prior to that we need, or want, any date of issue in which it will aopear. more degrees. Ve know where we can buy them cheaper, and on a THIS STARTS OUR If we had from lack of interest or lack better, more lasting, grade of SEVENTH YEAR OF a b r i11iant of support. And “ Van ” isn’t a p a p e r . MASTER BAITING auditorial to competitor. His I.D.S. is try Anyhow, this idea of label write, we ’d ing to hold on to an ideal, a ing ourselves as Scientolo put this back under the "Hart dream , in spite of the raucous gists , or Baptists , or Cath- to Heart” heading where it intercontinental yodeling that olics, or any other way of probably belongs. but since has shaken so many awake. thinking which we can only we’re fresh out of brilliant And where do we go from half follow, is a disease all auditorials, we hope our read here ? We don’t know , nor are too prevalent in m a n . Altho no ers will bear with us while we we unduly concerned . Today is two of us can think exactly reminisce and do a bit of today--and there’s always a alike, one is unpatriotic, in speculating. tomorrow. And we’ll be in it. sane, or anti-social if he in You see, with this issue , We haven’t changed our "Pol sists on being an individual in The ABERREE is starting its icy” since Issue One--and tho his thinking and/or actions . seventh year of publication. the material in today's ABER An "American” thinks the For those who have been with REE may not resemble the corn- world has the right to liberty us since the beginning, remem fed bassalto of Uncle Josh in thought - - as long as they ber the phrase: “ You send your which sprinkled the issues accept "democracy” . The Rus money ($1.67 a yearl at your back in 1954, the purpose is sians also are willing to ex own risk” ? We weren’t guaran still the same--to gibe at tend "freedom” to the entire teeing there’d be a second , or anyone who thinks he/she has a world--but it MUST be a so- a third issue. But there were . monopoly on what you MUST do called "Communist freedom”. In In fact, this is the 61st AB to be a success in this life , the U. S ., we have freedom OF ERREE in the mails since that or any future life . religion — but little freedom day back in March, 1954, when Originally, The ABERREE was FROM. If you don’t believe we stapled a few mimeographed jokingly labeled “ The dissent this , try and deny the exist sheets together and sent them ing voice of a loyal Scientolo ence of God, or the Bible— and out as a "magazine ” --with our gist”. Well, we ’re still dis see how out of step you are : snickering blessing. senting -- but none of the rest In court, on the street, in It has been an exciting six is applicable. Even tho we your choice of radio or tele years, and we’ve loved every probably have more repudiated vision programs... minute of it. But it hasn’t degrees than anyone professing But how’d we get off on been easy. Financially, The to following the meandering and this subject? What’s it got to ABERREE has been a drag from teetering steps of this psy do with The ABERREE starting the beginning-- even when we cho religio therapy, we are not its seventh year of publica upped our subscription price now , and probably never were , tion? from $1.67 a year to $2. But Scientologists . Nor do we be Ve refuse to answer, under w e ’ve kept growing, and adding lieve anyone else is or ever the guarantees of the fifth new members to our aberreated was . The promoter of this so- amendment to the Constitution; family, until it looks now as called "system" has his idea our replies--if they don’t in if w e ’ll be around for. awhile . of what Scientology is , and criminate us--might bind us to But the magazine you hold should do, for those following a policy in the upcoming years in your hand is nothing like him , but no one yet has been w e ’d not be willing.tp follow. the bellyaching "kid’’ that able to learn , from one month Ve don’t know what#we»’re going dared try to wedge his way in to the next, what that idea is . to believe, or not Relieve, or to a crowded ” field ” six years In one of their latest ad laugh at next year — or even or so ago. In the first place , vertising letters , the direc next month. (Actually, as this i t ’s not a crowded ” field ” any tor of training, speaking of is written, we're not even more. Outside of the I.D.S. the new courses starting with sure what w e ’re going to laugh news letter, published by A.E. 1960, w r o t e : " A s R on feels at this month.1 vanVogt, we know of no serious that Scientology has just be But anyhow , stick around . publication that even mentions gun now, he has called this We promise you there’ll be the word " Scientology " or Dia- course now under way ’Course something. Maybe we’ll even netics. The others all have 1’. And if Scientology is just laugh at ourselves --come dropped by the wayside--either getting started, what of those laughing-at-ourselves time . ical material. Save your friends until By TRAH NIKA after November. | W 1 HIS IS an idle question, since the Max has taken his knowledge of Huna III Politicians don’t give you much lore (and if you don’t know about Huna , | | 1 choice in the matter--a ballot with you've been playing with peanuts in this [|l two arbitrary possibilities for metaphysical business), some discoveries | President of these United States-- of a Frenchman named M. Bovis, and the | but if you were electing a national improvements to the system by a D r. Oscar | leader, what would you require of Brunler, and made hypocrisy as passe as | him? Positive will power? Good a magic lantern show . | health? A winning personality? In- Going back into the history of Psycho J L telligence? Constructive ideas? And metric analysis, it seems that Dr. Brunler even if you had a choice, how would you invented an instrument, called a"Brunler- sift the chaff from the grain in the bal Bovis Biometer ”, which Max and a few mem lyhoo of the next few months ? bers of his Huna organization were able Actually, if you take Max Freedom to study first-hand. However, there was a Long’s words for it--and he’s written a hitch— a big hitch. The Biometer was not lot of ’e m (words, that is)--you probably available for purchase for fear it would can find out more, and be more selective , be classed with the " Radionics ” machine , in voting for your local sheriff, or dog- used by some doctors for the diagnosis catcher, or county attorney, than you can and treatment of disease, but banned from in voting for President . Of course, you interstate trade by federal law because can find out what kind of President y o u ’re it couldn’t be explained satisfactorily going t o have, too, but politics being to federally-conditioned intellects.