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Monday Tuesday I Wednesday I Thursday I Friday I Saturday I Sunday

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Last Chance Back, we take a look at the history of JPW For all you procrastinators, this is your last over the past 40 years. Finally, the usual reminder. All applications for next year's departments columns, On Other Campuses, Hall President Defends HPC Action to editorial board of Scholastic are due to­ Behavior Modification and Week In Distor­ morrow by 5 p.m. in the Scholastic office at tion appear in this week's issue. Close Meetings 303 LaFortune. In case you still haven't picked your applications, they will be avail­ Patricia Doyle Dear Editor: able in the office until tomorrow's deadline. Executive Editor Elected officials have a special responsibility to justify their wouldn't feed to Fr. GrifflO' s dog Darby O'Gill III. It was intended In This Issue actions. HPC has taken a lot of abuse inrhe last few weeks: some to send a "publicly abrasive" message. But each dorm has to deal Although everyone at Notre Dame should ofitjustified, much ofit not. Itis time the wall ofsilence came down, with this individually. Ask your hall president how she's spending be used to celebrating anniversaries by so that student government can maybe finally get down to the your money. If you don't like the answers, fine: impeach her. But now, next week also marks the 25th anni­ business of governing. please leave me out of it. versary of the Sophomore Literary Festival. Yeah, I know - you're tired of hearing about this. So am I. But There are far more important things happening on this campus Campus Life writer Andrea Feaster takes a I have to protect my "publicly abrasive" (The Observer, Editorial, than juicy gossip and name calling. Your class sizes are going up look at this year's program. Her first article Feb. 7) image (and my cheesy grin); besides, it's about time some while class availability is going down. Rectors reign like feudal takes an in-depth look at the poet and prose relevant facts actually got reported. The infamous "closed meeting" lords over their respective fiefdoms. Homophobia and racism lurk writers who will speak during the upcoming of HPC was orchestrated by ... me. I wrote the executive session in the shadow of the Dome. It's still a bigger crime to snuggle with .week. The second article looks back at orders, I pressed for their passage. Here's why: your sweetie while watching a movie at 2: 15 in an opposite sex dorm some of the prominent authors who have Public assemblies, from Congress on down to your local Board of than itiskick 300 guys out of Pangborn . And what do our unelected, graced the Sophmore Literary Festival with Education, hold closed meetings, and not just for national security self-righteous monopolistic publications care about? Dinner. It's their presence over its 25 year history. reasons. Ethics has gained prominence in public discourse; sadly, about time we cut the crap, roll up our sleeves, and get done to the Entertainment editor Liz Graner reviews it's usually approached in the style practiced by scandal-mongering business of self-government-by taking responsibility for our lives the new movie Naked Lunch. News writer carrion birds roaming the third floor of La Fortune. But ethics means atND. Angie Buckingham's story on Safewalk more than who's sleeping with whom. When a member of an Theodore Roosevelt (another man with a reputation for "public explains the goals of the service and also assembly is accused of misconduct, especially involving personal abrasiveness") called this business "the arena." It's not pretty or presents some of the reasons why students use of public money, that member is probably going to get expelled nice, and if you can't handle the criticism you don't belong here. But don't always call Safewalk for an escort. if not arrested. When an entire assembly is accused, the masses itis a noble calling to put up with all ofitfor the sake of trying to serve In Sports, Pete Dedman tells us about this either storm the Bastille or return the bums to office, depending on the common good. No one is immune from criticism in the arena; year's men's team as they prepare for· where you are (1789 v. 1992 Washington, DC). it is time campus media and HPC both learned that. Maybe I'll start the National Indoor Team Championships One small catch, though ... the charges have to be true. Rob a column called "Public Abrasion" ... in Louisville this weekend. In Glancing Pritchard wrote an article accusing HPC members of a variety of things, from deceiving their hall councils to outright theft of dorm Rich Delevan money for shirts and an "activity fee." Problem was, about 3/4 of the Junior . charges were just plain false. A lot of HPC members were sym­ Planner Hall co-president pathetic to Pritchard's concerns about the dinners and the lack of effectiveness - I used this page not six months ago to criticize HPC on similar grounds-but no one can be sympathetic to a man willing to publish lies about his colleagues, whatever his underlying mO­ tives. At best, Pritchard was gUilty of negligence and folly; at worst, he engaged in character assassination and slander. In fact, Pritchard retracted the majority of his charges because they were blatantly untrue. And so we closed the meeting: to prevent the thing frombecoming an even bigger circus. Closing the meeting didn't make a darn bit of difference to the content of what was said; nor did it change the availability of what was said. What The Observer and Scholastic never told you was that the meeting was taped and a verbatim transcript was made public - Monica Yant was hand-delivered Ldl

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Last Chance Back, we take a look at the history of JPW For all you procrastinators, this is your last over the past 40 years. Finally, the usual reminder. All applications for next year's departments columns, On Other Campuses, Hall President Defends HPC Action to editorial board of Scholastic are due to­ Behavior Modification and Week In Distor­ morrow by 5 p.m. in the Scholastic office at tion appear in this week's issue. Close Meetings 303 LaFortune. In case you still haven't picked your applications, they will be avail­ Patricia Doyle Dear Editor: able in the office until tomorrow's deadline. Executive Editor Elected officials have a special responsibility to justify their wouldn't feed to Fr. GrifflO' s dog Darby O'Gill III. It was intended In This Issue actions. HPC has taken a lot of abuse inrhe last few weeks: some to send a "publicly abrasive" message. But each dorm has to deal Although everyone at Notre Dame should ofitjustified, much ofit not. Itis time the wall ofsilence came down, with this individually. Ask your hall president how she's spending be used to celebrating anniversaries by so that student government can maybe finally get down to the your money. If you don't like the answers, fine: impeach her. But now, next week also marks the 25th anni­ business of governing. please leave me out of it. versary of the Sophomore Literary Festival. Yeah, I know - you're tired of hearing about this. So am I. But There are far more important things happening on this campus Campus Life writer Andrea Feaster takes a I have to protect my "publicly abrasive" (The Observer, Editorial, than juicy gossip and name calling. Your class sizes are going up look at this year's program. Her first article Feb. 7) image (and my cheesy grin); besides, it's about time some while class availability is going down. Rectors reign like feudal takes an in-depth look at the poet and prose relevant facts actually got reported. The infamous "closed meeting" lords over their respective fiefdoms. Homophobia and racism lurk writers who will speak during the upcoming of HPC was orchestrated by ... me. I wrote the executive session in the shadow of the Dome. It's still a bigger crime to snuggle with .week. The second article looks back at orders, I pressed for their passage. Here's why: your sweetie while watching a movie at 2: 15 in an opposite sex dorm some of the prominent authors who have Public assemblies, from Congress on down to your local Board of than itiskick 300 guys out of Pangborn . And what do our unelected, graced the Sophmore Literary Festival with Education, hold closed meetings, and not just for national security self-righteous monopolistic publications care about? Dinner. It's their presence over its 25 year history. reasons. Ethics has gained prominence in public discourse; sadly, about time we cut the crap, roll up our sleeves, and get done to the Entertainment editor Liz Graner reviews it's usually approached in the style practiced by scandal-mongering business of self-government-by taking responsibility for our lives the new movie Naked Lunch. News writer carrion birds roaming the third floor of La Fortune. But ethics means atND. Angie Buckingham's story on Safewalk more than who's sleeping with whom. When a member of an Theodore Roosevelt (another man with a reputation for "public explains the goals of the service and also assembly is accused of misconduct, especially involving personal abrasiveness") called this business "the arena." It's not pretty or presents some of the reasons why students use of public money, that member is probably going to get expelled nice, and if you can't handle the criticism you don't belong here. But don't always call Safewalk for an escort. if not arrested. When an entire assembly is accused, the masses itis a noble calling to put up with all ofitfor the sake of trying to serve In Sports, Pete Dedman tells us about this either storm the Bastille or return the bums to office, depending on the common good. No one is immune from criticism in the arena; year's men's tennis team as they prepare for· where you are (1789 Paris v. 1992 Washington, DC). it is time campus media and HPC both learned that. Maybe I'll start the National Indoor Team Championships One small catch, though ... the charges have to be true. Rob a column called "Public Abrasion" ... in Louisville this weekend. In Glancing Pritchard wrote an article accusing HPC members of a variety of things, from deceiving their hall councils to outright theft of dorm Rich Delevan money for shirts and an "activity fee." Problem was, about 3/4 of the Junior . charges were just plain false. A lot of HPC members were sym­ Planner Hall co-president pathetic to Pritchard's concerns about the dinners and the lack of effectiveness - I used this page not six months ago to criticize HPC on similar grounds-but no one can be sympathetic to a man willing to publish lies about his colleagues, whatever his underlying mO­ tives. At best, Pritchard was gUilty of negligence and folly; at worst, he engaged in character assassination and slander. In fact, Pritchard retracted the majority of his charges because they were blatantly untrue. And so we closed the meeting: to prevent the thing frombecoming an even bigger circus. Closing the meeting didn't make a darn bit of difference to the content of what was said; nor did it change the availability of what was said. What The Observer and Scholastic never told you was that the meeting was taped and a verbatim transcript was made public - Monica Yant was hand-delivered Ldl

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NEWS COMMENTARY MOVIE Naked Lunch Has It All CamRus Watch Sex, drugs and typewriter creatures rule the screen . BY THE GIPPER in the new film from David Cronenberg ------by Elizabeth Graner Stephan Dupuis - a giant talking roach. It is at this be­ g Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo eople who are the slightest bit ginning of the end at which our ~ P squemish about anything are defi­ friend the author starts his trip t Scandal scandal scandal Morrissey allocated $75 to buy pizza for this expects behind-the-scene milchinations and nitely at a loss when it comes to life. Bugs, (literally) .down Hallucinogen ~ week's HPC meeting. (To the credit of secretive meetings from the real world; he The Gipper got a look at the letter on page for instance, freak the Jiving hell out of me. Highway. ~. Morrissey's hall government, the expendi­ had hoped for a bit more from fellow stu­ three of this issue and got all excited. If you NakedLunch, a film written and directed by A series of macabre yet Q ture was debated and approved by their hall dents. passed it by before, go back and read it now. David Cronenberg, which is very loosely ironic and lightly amusing ~ council.) Now, the Gipper would hate to be One last note before giving up on a "dead Go ahead, the Gipp will wait here and hum based on the William S. Burroughs novel of events follow, and the ~ accused of scandal mongering, so he wants horse"; it is the students who run student viewer's enjoyment is based Judy Davis is Joan Lee and Joan Frost and Peter x quietly to himself until you get back. the same name, would have been a whole itknown that even he would not stoop so low government. The student government con­ heck of a lot better of an experience for me upon her ability to er, stomach Weller is William Lee in David Cronenberg's Naked Hum de dum, hum de dum as to mention what $75 might have bought. stitution includes rules for an initiative pro­ if I hadn't been hiding in my coat and certain scenes. Lee, in order to Lunch. cess. With a petition signed by 15 percent of choking on my tongue the whole time. escape his troubles (including legal) relies I'm not sure) by his fellow writer friends and Oh, you're back. Well, anyway the Gipper Monger monger monger the student body, an election may amend the The basic plot of the story centers on the upon the help of another hallucinogen. The mentors Martin (Michael Zelinker) and was so pleased at being a "scandal mon­ On the other hand, the $75 that fed HPC for constitution by a two-thirds vote of the stu­ main character, William Lee (peter Weller), drug, which was at frrst intended to counter­ Hank (Nicholas Campbell). The two try to gering carrion bird" as well as a lowly scribe one night might have supported a child like dents. All right, now the Gipp promises to a Burroughsesque writer who is making act and treat Lee's "friend's" addiction to straighten Lee's life out and discover that at a "self-righteous monopolistic publica­ Larni for over six months. ''Twelve dollars drop this whole issue forever. ends meet with his job as an exterminator, roach powder, is made of the crushed Giant Lee's "reports" from Interzone are actually tion" that he almost forgot to take umbrage a month can change her life forever ... a life when he discovers that his wife, Joan (Judy Aquatic Centipede. Its side effects, no doubt the makings ofa bookentitIedNakedLzmch. (it's a word, honest!) at.: "There are far more spent in a wooden shack, built on stilts, over February,Schmebruary Davis) has been shooting up his roach pow­ the hallucinations, have as their purpose to The film is an overall impressive pro­ important things happening on this campus a disease-infested swamp. And at night she der, which she contends is a "very literary scare the addict away from anything duction. Like stated above, the special ef­ thanjuicy gossip and name calling." Maybe, The Gipper still wants tips on how to kill the gets a bowl ofrice to eat and goes to sleep on high" (get it? Kafka? Kafka?). Lee tries the remoteley chemical for, well, life. The gen­ fects are almost mind-boggling. The yuck the Gipper replies, but what's more fun? eternally-long month of February at Notre a floor mat. Her only toys are a worn out Dame. How have you gotten through this stuff, gets hooked on it himself and even­ eral progression of the film explains this count totals at fifty mugwumps, which are And so ... tually gets busted forposession (funny, with quite fully. alien-like creatures with several penile teddy bear and a ragged doll. Her second~ 29-day leap-year wonder so far? See " i his being an exterminator and all). It is Lee's hallucinations bring him to a implements on their heads which emit two ! hand dress is patched and too small for her. "CampusWatch Continues," below, to con­ I Juicy Gossip during this interrogation that we meet the ficticious land called Interzone, which is hallucinogenic substances when they like I She desperately needs a better diet to build tact the Gipp. and Name Calling· strong bones, medicine when she is sick, first of the gross, yucky bugs accreditted to actually Burroughs' Tangiers. Lee is now what the author types (we could actually special effects artists Chris Walas and playing the role of a spy ~whose responsi­ strike a deal here if it were Moosehead), four No, only kidding. Butifhe were the type, the water that is not contaminated, and a chance Hmm ... bility it is to write reports about his findings typewriter creatures, several leaping sex Gipper might ask what kind of "circus" was to go to schooL" But HPC ordered pizza. and experices. Interzone is rich in mystery, blobs and forty black centipedes, not to expected to occur if reporters from the If you read that other publication's account libido, talking typewriter creatures and ex­ mention the scores of roaches. The sup­ dreaded fourth estate were allowed to attend of this week's senate meeting, you missed otica. The individuals and talking type­ porting cast includes Roy Scheider as the the now-infamous closed meeting. The out on one suggestion by Senator Dave writer creatures with whom Lee comes into slimy Dr. Benway and Julian Sands (ARoom Gipp hates to disappoint worried HPC Certo. Certo now wants to look into how contact seem to know all about Lee's past with a View, Arachnophobia) as Cloquet, members, but he doesn't think that "60 campus media endorse candidates, whether and his problems, and do not hesitate to tell the wealthy Swiss with the wonderful car. Minutes" or "Nightline" were planning on they should be allowed to do so, and what him what they think of him. Joan Frost (also NakedLunch is a good mm which deserves covering the proceedings. The "circus" procedures they should use if they do. The played by Judy Davis) is the promiscuous your· time and effort to withstand its would have consisted of a reporter with a Gipp hopes it's not just a case of sour grapes, wife of expatriate writer Tom Frost (Ian jckiness. note pad, and maybe a tape recorder. Clos­ since neither campus publication endorsed Holm), and takes an elusive but immediate Throughout the film, William Lee ing the meeting didn't stop any "circus," it. Certo's ticket. liking to Lee. Lee's attraction to Joan Frost searches and unconsciously learns about only protected fragile HPC egos and kept the All Kidding Aside is definitely a stem of his problems relating what it is to be a writer. Whenever he student public from knowing any but the Camp.usWatch Continues The Gipperdoesn 'twant to make light of the to his own wife, whom Joan Frost resembles becomes aware of his writing, he stops in official version of what happened at the When the Gipper isn't off blathering on very real problem of world hunger and pov­ in both look and action. fear of the reality. It's a pretty good excuse, meeting. (Of course, the official version obsessive tirades, he likes to report on the erty. You actually can sponsor a child for Much like the book, the scenes in Naked don't you think? . 0 may be eptirely accurate, but how would one hidden goings-on at Notre Dame. Write him $12 a month; write Children International at . Lunch which are reality and the scenes in know without an independent transcript to with your tips: 303 LaFortune, call 239- P.O. Box 419413; Kansas City, MO 64141 which. Lee hallucinates become almost Elizabeth Graner still ponders the answer compare it to?) What about the gag rule? 7569 or drop off a note at the Scholastic for more information. indiscernable. The film's only memorable to the compelling question, "What the heck How much time passed between the closed office (between 2 and 5 p.m;). Tip the Gipp! In comparison to serious world problems, Writer/Director David Cronen berg slap of reality occurs as Lee is discovered does 'Mama say mama sah ma ma koo sah' meeting and the release of the officiallran­ You'll be glad you did! 0 shows us the bugs not to be messed with student government intrigues seem childish sleeping in a great pile of soot (bug powder? mean anyway?" script? The questions just go on and on. (hint: they are). It's just that the 'Gipper In his Naked Lunch. 4 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 5

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NEWS COMMENTARY MOVIE Naked Lunch Has It All CamRus Watch Sex, drugs and typewriter creatures rule the screen . BY THE GIPPER in the new film from David Cronenberg ------by Elizabeth Graner Stephan Dupuis - a giant talking roach. It is at this be­ g Information, opinion, attitude and outright innuendo eople who are the slightest bit ginning of the end at which our ~ P squemish about anything are defi­ friend the author starts his trip t Scandal scandal scandal Morrissey allocated $75 to buy pizza for this expects behind-the-scene milchinations and nitely at a loss when it comes to life. Bugs, (literally) .down Hallucinogen ~ week's HPC meeting. (To the credit of secretive meetings from the real world; he The Gipper got a look at the letter on page for instance, freak the Jiving hell out of me. Highway. ~. Morrissey's hall government, the expendi­ had hoped for a bit more from fellow stu­ three of this issue and got all excited. If you NakedLunch, a film written and directed by A series of macabre yet Q ture was debated and approved by their hall dents. passed it by before, go back and read it now. David Cronenberg, which is very loosely ironic and lightly amusing ~ council.) Now, the Gipper would hate to be One last note before giving up on a "dead Go ahead, the Gipp will wait here and hum based on the William S. Burroughs novel of events follow, and the ~ accused of scandal mongering, so he wants horse"; it is the students who run student viewer's enjoyment is based Judy Davis is Joan Lee and Joan Frost and Peter x quietly to himself until you get back. the same name, would have been a whole itknown that even he would not stoop so low government. The student government con­ heck of a lot better of an experience for me upon her ability to er, stomach Weller is William Lee in David Cronenberg's Naked Hum de dum, hum de dum as to mention what $75 might have bought. stitution includes rules for an initiative pro­ if I hadn't been hiding in my coat and certain scenes. Lee, in order to Lunch. cess. With a petition signed by 15 percent of choking on my tongue the whole time. escape his troubles (including legal) relies I'm not sure) by his fellow writer friends and Oh, you're back. Well, anyway the Gipper Monger monger monger the student body, an election may amend the The basic plot of the story centers on the upon the help of another hallucinogen. The mentors Martin (Michael Zelinker) and was so pleased at being a "scandal mon­ On the other hand, the $75 that fed HPC for constitution by a two-thirds vote of the stu­ main character, William Lee (peter Weller), drug, which was at frrst intended to counter­ Hank (Nicholas Campbell). The two try to gering carrion bird" as well as a lowly scribe one night might have supported a child like dents. All right, now the Gipp promises to a Burroughsesque writer who is making act and treat Lee's "friend's" addiction to straighten Lee's life out and discover that at a "self-righteous monopolistic publica­ Larni for over six months. ''Twelve dollars drop this whole issue forever. ends meet with his job as an exterminator, roach powder, is made of the crushed Giant Lee's "reports" from Interzone are actually tion" that he almost forgot to take umbrage a month can change her life forever ... a life when he discovers that his wife, Joan (Judy Aquatic Centipede. Its side effects, no doubt the makings ofa bookentitIedNakedLzmch. (it's a word, honest!) at.: "There are far more spent in a wooden shack, built on stilts, over February,Schmebruary Davis) has been shooting up his roach pow­ the hallucinations, have as their purpose to The film is an overall impressive pro­ important things happening on this campus a disease-infested swamp. And at night she der, which she contends is a "very literary scare the addict away from anything duction. Like stated above, the special ef­ thanjuicy gossip and name calling." Maybe, The Gipper still wants tips on how to kill the gets a bowl ofrice to eat and goes to sleep on high" (get it? Kafka? Kafka?). Lee tries the remoteley chemical for, well, life. The gen­ fects are almost mind-boggling. The yuck the Gipper replies, but what's more fun? eternally-long month of February at Notre a floor mat. Her only toys are a worn out Dame. How have you gotten through this stuff, gets hooked on it himself and even­ eral progression of the film explains this count totals at fifty mugwumps, which are And so ... tually gets busted forposession (funny, with quite fully. alien-like creatures with several penile teddy bear and a ragged doll. Her second~ 29-day leap-year wonder so far? See " i his being an exterminator and all). It is Lee's hallucinations bring him to a implements on their heads which emit two ! hand dress is patched and too small for her. "CampusWatch Continues," below, to con­ I Juicy Gossip during this interrogation that we meet the ficticious land called Interzone, which is hallucinogenic substances when they like I She desperately needs a better diet to build tact the Gipp. and Name Calling· strong bones, medicine when she is sick, first of the gross, yucky bugs accreditted to actually Burroughs' Tangiers. Lee is now what the author types (we could actually special effects artists Chris Walas and playing the role of a spy ~whose responsi­ strike a deal here if it were Moosehead), four No, only kidding. Butifhe were the type, the water that is not contaminated, and a chance Hmm ... bility it is to write reports about his findings typewriter creatures, several leaping sex Gipper might ask what kind of "circus" was to go to schooL" But HPC ordered pizza. and experices. Interzone is rich in mystery, blobs and forty black centipedes, not to expected to occur if reporters from the If you read that other publication's account libido, talking typewriter creatures and ex­ mention the scores of roaches. The sup­ dreaded fourth estate were allowed to attend of this week's senate meeting, you missed otica. The individuals and talking type­ porting cast includes Roy Scheider as the the now-infamous closed meeting. The out on one suggestion by Senator Dave writer creatures with whom Lee comes into slimy Dr. Benway and Julian Sands (ARoom Gipp hates to disappoint worried HPC Certo. Certo now wants to look into how contact seem to know all about Lee's past with a View, Arachnophobia) as Cloquet, members, but he doesn't think that "60 campus media endorse candidates, whether and his problems, and do not hesitate to tell the wealthy Swiss with the wonderful car. Minutes" or "Nightline" were planning on they should be allowed to do so, and what him what they think of him. Joan Frost (also NakedLunch is a good mm which deserves covering the proceedings. The "circus" procedures they should use if they do. The played by Judy Davis) is the promiscuous your· time and effort to withstand its would have consisted of a reporter with a Gipp hopes it's not just a case of sour grapes, wife of expatriate writer Tom Frost (Ian jckiness. note pad, and maybe a tape recorder. Clos­ since neither campus publication endorsed Holm), and takes an elusive but immediate Throughout the film, William Lee ing the meeting didn't stop any "circus," it. Certo's ticket. liking to Lee. Lee's attraction to Joan Frost searches and unconsciously learns about only protected fragile HPC egos and kept the All Kidding Aside is definitely a stem of his problems relating what it is to be a writer. Whenever he student public from knowing any but the Camp.usWatch Continues The Gipperdoesn 'twant to make light of the to his own wife, whom Joan Frost resembles becomes aware of his writing, he stops in official version of what happened at the When the Gipper isn't off blathering on very real problem of world hunger and pov­ in both look and action. fear of the reality. It's a pretty good excuse, meeting. (Of course, the official version obsessive tirades, he likes to report on the erty. You actually can sponsor a child for Much like the book, the scenes in Naked don't you think? . 0 may be eptirely accurate, but how would one hidden goings-on at Notre Dame. Write him $12 a month; write Children International at . Lunch which are reality and the scenes in know without an independent transcript to with your tips: 303 LaFortune, call 239- P.O. Box 419413; Kansas City, MO 64141 which. Lee hallucinates become almost Elizabeth Graner still ponders the answer compare it to?) What about the gag rule? 7569 or drop off a note at the Scholastic for more information. indiscernable. The film's only memorable to the compelling question, "What the heck How much time passed between the closed office (between 2 and 5 p.m;). Tip the Gipp! In comparison to serious world problems, Writer/Director David Cronen berg slap of reality occurs as Lee is discovered does 'Mama say mama sah ma ma koo sah' meeting and the release of the officiallran­ You'll be glad you did! 0 shows us the bugs not to be messed with student government intrigues seem childish sleeping in a great pile of soot (bug powder? mean anyway?" script? The questions just go on and on. (hint: they are). It's just that the 'Gipper In his Naked Lunch. 4 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 5

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The service is available when it gets dark, so the hours vary slightly during the fall and spring from their curr~nt winter hours. The Safewalk teams consist of two people, and they generally walk around campus when the weather is warm enough to make the service easily accessible to students. During WhoYa Gonna Call? the colder months, the teams stay in heavily popUlated areas such as LaFortune or the Oak Room, where they are able to still re­ main visible. When called, a Safewalk team will walk a student anywhere within the confines of Safewalk! Notre Dame's campus. The service will even walk students up Saint Mary's Road as far as U.S. 31, at which point Saint Mary's John Bingham security will take over. Notre Dame students express discomfort A Safewalk team escorts a student across the campus. A recent policy change by security has According to R.G. Starmann, an Alumni SafewalkisseniorMattFarina. Theescorts made it possible for students to call about calling the Safewalk service junior who is aSsistant ,director of Notre have to go through an initial training pro­ Safewalk from any of the emergency call Dame Safewalk, there are six different gram and subsequent refresher courses. Phil boxes located around campus, Starmann i teams who work between 6 p.m. and 2:30 Johnson, assistant director of security, said said. If a student wants an escort from a i· . . a.m. The Safewalkers work a combined that the training programs instruct the teams parking lot to his or her dorm, he or she total of29 hours each night. Starmann said on "what to do in case of an emergency as needs only to call security from a call box. that since its inception, Safewalk teams The student then waits in his or lier car have completed over 3000 safewalks, in the parking lot with the car's lights on were to pick up the phone and dial B-L-U-E. 1990; it was proposed by Gina Mahoney, a to signal the team. The directors of This number would connect him or her with receiving an average of eight calls per by Angie Buckingham student who has since graduated. The Safewalk are working with S~Ui'rty to the Notre Dame Safewalk dispatcher who Safewalk mission statement is: "ND night. ins~ll a phone at car level' in D2 so hey would never do it in would immediately radio for a team to walk Yet, there are many Notre Dame stu­ Safewalk is a free security serVice provided students don't need to get out of their T City, Chicago, Los Angeles or Wash­ the caller to his or her destinaton. A. team is . dents who refuse to call Safewalk. A by Notre Dame students and university se7 cars to call Safewalk . usually able to arrive in about five minutes. . senior in Lyons said, "I think it's a ington, D.C. Their mothers have warned curity/police designed to promote safety to The women surveyed mentioned them about it time and time again. Yet every Safewalk began operaton on January 15, fantastic and necessary service; Why 1 all who walk on the Notre Dame campus." several places where they feel unsafe day Notre Dame women do it anyway don't use it, 1 don't know." An informal' survey of 23 under­ walking on campus. Among the areas - walk around campus alone. at night. targeted were the area around the lakes, Despite general apprehension con­ graduate women from five different dormitories and off-campus has shown the path between Sacred Heart <::hlirch cerning the security of the campus, and the Administration Building, the students are reluctant to call Safewalk, a . that 20 feel unsafe at times when' walking around campus alone. Of area around LaFortune - including student-run escort service. Six teams of Crowley and Washington Halls - God two. Safewalk escorts each work every those 20 women, only six have ever called Safewalk. Quad i.n general and the various parking night to field an average of just eight lots. These are all poorly lit areas of . . calls from students. . Many of the women said they would campus, and some of them have many Notre Dame is not exactly a big city, feel uncomfortable. calling Safewalk; trees and bushes. Two Lewis freshmen but there are incidents of violent attacks they also said that calling Safewalk would threaten their feelings of inde­ said that it's a hassle to call Safewalk, on campus. Contrary to common ste­ and they just walk quickly through reotypes, men are not immune from pendence. An RA from Lewis said, "I can take care of myself." R.G. ~tar"!lann Is the assistant director of those areas that frighten them, rather saftey concerns. On the front page of " t d t tat d th t th b Safewalk, which was instituted in January 1990. than wait for the escorts. The Observer on February 3, there was A lew s u en sse a ey e- A number of students did say they would an article about a male student being lieve they are "hypocrites" for walking well as how to recognize suspicious use Safewalk if they felt that they needed to, assaulted walking from Main Circle to alone when they feel unsafe, but they don't people." The teams are also informed of his dorm. think they will ever call Safewalk. A Lyons university policies concerning the program. and they are happy to know that it's there. Even though there are real dangers senior said, "It's like admitting you're scared The courses also consist of some self-de- When asked, all of the women responded present, at night students frequently to walk home alone." fense and emergency training, and when the that Safewalk is a necessary service of the university. A resident of Lewis Hall said, walk unescorted around the Notre . John Bingham The Safewalk service is operated through applicants are screened, people with previ­ ous first aid and other types of emergency "It's another way the university can help Dame campus. The threat of an attack Safewalk teams can be easily recognized around campus by their uniforms. Notre Dame security, said Starmann, and it could be alleviated if these students employs 31 escorts. The director of training are given priority. maintain a safe atmosphere." 0 i - - 6 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 . 7 & 1 ! NEWS I

The service is available when it gets dark, so the hours vary slightly during the fall and spring from their curr~nt winter hours. The Safewalk teams consist of two people, and they generally walk around campus when the weather is warm enough to make the service easily accessible to students. During WhoYa Gonna Call? the colder months, the teams stay in heavily popUlated areas such as LaFortune or the Oak Room, where they are able to still re­ main visible. When called, a Safewalk team will walk a student anywhere within the confines of Safewalk! Notre Dame's campus. The service will even walk students up Saint Mary's Road as far as U.S. 31, at which point Saint Mary's John Bingham security will take over. Notre Dame students express discomfort A Safewalk team escorts a student across the campus. A recent policy change by security has According to R.G. Starmann, an Alumni SafewalkisseniorMattFarina. Theescorts made it possible for students to call about calling the Safewalk service junior who is aSsistant ,director of Notre have to go through an initial training pro­ Safewalk from any of the emergency call Dame Safewalk, there are six different gram and subsequent refresher courses. Phil boxes located around campus, Starmann i teams who work between 6 p.m. and 2:30 Johnson, assistant director of security, said said. If a student wants an escort from a i· . . a.m. The Safewalkers work a combined that the training programs instruct the teams parking lot to his or her dorm, he or she total of29 hours each night. Starmann said on "what to do in case of an emergency as needs only to call security from a call box. that since its inception, Safewalk teams The student then waits in his or lier car have completed over 3000 safewalks, in the parking lot with the car's lights on were to pick up the phone and dial B-L-U-E. 1990; it was proposed by Gina Mahoney, a to signal the team. The directors of This number would connect him or her with receiving an average of eight calls per by Angie Buckingham student who has since graduated. The Safewalk are working with S~Ui'rty to the Notre Dame Safewalk dispatcher who Safewalk mission statement is: "ND night. ins~ll a phone at car level' in D2 so hey would never do it in New York would immediately radio for a team to walk Yet, there are many Notre Dame stu­ Safewalk is a free security serVice provided students don't need to get out of their T City, Chicago, Los Angeles or Wash­ the caller to his or her destinaton. A. team is . dents who refuse to call Safewalk. A by Notre Dame students and university se7 cars to call Safewalk . usually able to arrive in about five minutes. . senior in Lyons said, "I think it's a ington, D.C. Their mothers have warned curity/police designed to promote safety to The women surveyed mentioned them about it time and time again. Yet every Safewalk began operaton on January 15, fantastic and necessary service; Why 1 all who walk on the Notre Dame campus." several places where they feel unsafe day Notre Dame women do it anyway don't use it, 1 don't know." An informal' survey of 23 under­ walking on campus. Among the areas - walk around campus alone. at night. targeted were the area around the lakes, Despite general apprehension con­ graduate women from five different dormitories and off-campus has shown the path between Sacred Heart <::hlirch cerning the security of the campus, and the Administration Building, the students are reluctant to call Safewalk, a . that 20 feel unsafe at times when' walking around campus alone. Of area around LaFortune - including student-run escort service. Six teams of Crowley and Washington Halls - God two. Safewalk escorts each work every those 20 women, only six have ever called Safewalk. Quad i.n general and the various parking night to field an average of just eight lots. These are all poorly lit areas of . . calls from students. . Many of the women said they would campus, and some of them have many Notre Dame is not exactly a big city, feel uncomfortable. calling Safewalk; trees and bushes. Two Lewis freshmen but there are incidents of violent attacks they also said that calling Safewalk would threaten their feelings of inde­ said that it's a hassle to call Safewalk, on campus. Contrary to common ste­ and they just walk quickly through reotypes, men are not immune from pendence. An RA from Lewis said, "I can take care of myself." R.G. ~tar"!lann Is the assistant director of those areas that frighten them, rather saftey concerns. On the front page of " t d t tat d th t th b Safewalk, which was instituted in January 1990. than wait for the escorts. The Observer on February 3, there was A lew s u en sse a ey e- A number of students did say they would an article about a male student being lieve they are "hypocrites" for walking well as how to recognize suspicious use Safewalk if they felt that they needed to, assaulted walking from Main Circle to alone when they feel unsafe, but they don't people." The teams are also informed of his dorm. think they will ever call Safewalk. A Lyons university policies concerning the program. and they are happy to know that it's there. Even though there are real dangers senior said, "It's like admitting you're scared The courses also consist of some self-de- When asked, all of the women responded present, at night students frequently to walk home alone." fense and emergency training, and when the that Safewalk is a necessary service of the university. A resident of Lewis Hall said, walk unescorted around the Notre . John Bingham The Safewalk service is operated through applicants are screened, people with previ­ ous first aid and other types of emergency "It's another way the university can help Dame campus. The threat of an attack Safewalk teams can be easily recognized around campus by their uniforms. Notre Dame security, said Starmann, and it could be alleviated if these students employs 31 escorts. The director of training are given priority. maintain a safe atmosphere." 0 i - - 6 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 . 7 u

CAMPUS LIFE though family life diverted much of her isolating kind of a thing," because aside appreciates the chance to get in touch with attention away from writing, Pastan still from paper and pen one is utterly alone. She her audience on tours and lectures like the garnered the Dylan Thomas Award from SLF. Pastan enjoys her career, calling the Mademoiselle magazine her senior year. solitude and society "a great contrast." However, it wasn't until her late 30's that blizzard In addition to authorship, Pastan is a she became more serious about authorship. former teacher for the MFA program at CurrentpoetlaureateofthestateofMary­ American University and is involved with ht~arl8JQ land, Pastan will discuss selections from the snow Vermont's Bread Loaf Writer's Conference. _ works which have appeared in Ms. , Esquire, has forgotten The American Poetry Review, and others. A C.K. Williams, an active writer, lecturer prolific writer, she has had seven volumes of how to stop and innovator, claims a wide variety of pub­ poetry published. Pastan' s latest work is a it falls lications that bear his work. A poet and collection entitled Heroes in Disguise translator, Williams has written six books of (1991). She was awarded the Di Castagnola stuttering poetry, several volumes of translation (in­ LegeJQdl cluding Euripides' The Bacchae), and has Award from the Poetry Society of America at the glass for The Five Stages of Grief (1978). Her a silk windsock had works appear in periodicals such as The other works, including 11 Fraction ofDark­ New Yorker and Mademoiselle. J?avid ness (1985) andPMIAM: New and Selected of snow Lynch's films The Grandmother and Poems (1982), have earned numerous hon­ blowing Eraserhead benefitted from Williams' work ors, one of which was a nomination for the as script consultant. He was awarded a Na­ tional Endowment for the Arts Fellowship in National Book Award in 1982. a poem by LindaPastan "Writing," according to Pastan, "is an 1985. A New Jersey native, Williams graduated from Buchnell University and in 1959 re­ ceived a BA from the University ofPennsyl­ vania. In his work at the Institute of the Lucille Clifton, author of Good Woman: Pennsylvania Hospital he implemented a Poems and a Memoir 1969-1980 program of poetry therapy for emotionally­ disturbed patientS. In the late 1960's he aided in another group therapy program for dis­ turbed adolescents. Williams' background by Andrea Feaster Although she claims that her own college alone speaks of his creativity and diversity of The 25th experience had little to do with poetry, Clifton interests which show in his role as lecturer, asserts that college, like "any experience that judge for writing competitions and visiting Annual 'T he 25th Annual Sophomore Literary allows one to learn, helps in one's art." professor at colleges and universities na­ Festival continues a tradition of cel­ A native of New York and graduate of both tionwide. Sophomore ebrating contemporary American authors Howard University and the State University Presently professor of poetry at George in the areas of poetry, fiction, non-fiction of New York at Fredonia, Clifton is presently Mason University, Williams' latest work is and children's books. Acclaimed poets and professor of literature and creative writing at entitled A Dream ofMind. His 198,8 volume Literary novelists have been invited to Notre Dame the University. of California at Santa Cruz. of poetry Flesh andB lood, which earned him to give lectures and selected readings of Her most recent publication is QUilting: the National Book Critics' Circle Award, Festival their works, in what is perhaps the most Poems (1987-1990). Other writings include was compared by Stanley Kunitz to the diverse festival of recent years. Two-Headed Woman (1980); My Brother works of Walt Whitman and William Carlos Fine With Me (1975), a children's book; and Williams. attracts Poet and fiction writer Lucille Clifton, works featured in The Black Poets' and the /' author of both adult and children's litera­ Norton Anthology ofLiterature by Women. Harold Brodkey, a distinguished ture, is a three-time nominee of the Pulitzer .,o graduate, is the author of award-winning Prize for Poetry. Clifton is the winner of an if novels and short stories. His most recent authors and Emmy Award and the 1984 Coretta Scott Another poet with roots in New York is ~. collection of stories, released in 1988, is King Award. LindaPastan, who graduated from Radcliffe Stories in an Almost Classical Mode; his Clifton's teaching background includes College in 1954 and earned an M.A. from latest novel The Runaway Soul (1991). poets from classes on racism and sexism in children's Brandeis University. Of her college career, Brodkey has also had poetry and works of books and prose and poetry workshops. A Pastan reports that at that time, "they did little fiction printed in Discovery, Esquire, and around the frequent guest of poetry readings, Clifton to encourage one's creativity. There were' ~ New American Review. This distinguished enjoys this. activity as an opportunity to virtually no writing courses." a:J author was awarded the O. Henry short story . "meet people around the country who are Pastan "sort of did the '50' s thing" and got frrst prize in 1975 and 1976, and the 1974 I nation interested in poetry." ,C.K. Williams, author of Flesh and Blood ! married after her junior year in college. AI- ,I 8 FEBRUARY 20, 1992 9 SCHOLASTIC 'I'l! u

CAMPUS LIFE though family life diverted much of her isolating kind of a thing," because aside appreciates the chance to get in touch with attention away from writing, Pastan still from paper and pen one is utterly alone. She her audience on tours and lectures like the garnered the Dylan Thomas Award from SLF. Pastan enjoys her career, calling the Mademoiselle magazine her senior year. solitude and society "a great contrast." However, it wasn't until her late 30's that blizzard In addition to authorship, Pastan is a she became more serious about authorship. former teacher for the MFA program at CurrentpoetlaureateofthestateofMary­ American University and is involved with ht~arl8JQ land, Pastan will discuss selections from the snow Vermont's Bread Loaf Writer's Conference. _ works which have appeared in Ms. , Esquire, has forgotten The American Poetry Review, and others. A C.K. Williams, an active writer, lecturer prolific writer, she has had seven volumes of how to stop and innovator, claims a wide variety of pub­ poetry published. Pastan' s latest work is a it falls lications that bear his work. A poet and collection entitled Heroes in Disguise translator, Williams has written six books of (1991). She was awarded the Di Castagnola stuttering poetry, several volumes of translation (in­ LegeJQdl cluding Euripides' The Bacchae), and has Award from the Poetry Society of America at the glass for The Five Stages of Grief (1978). Her a silk windsock had works appear in periodicals such as The other works, including 11 Fraction ofDark­ New Yorker and Mademoiselle. J?avid ness (1985) andPMIAM: New and Selected of snow Lynch's films The Grandmother and Poems (1982), have earned numerous hon­ blowing Eraserhead benefitted from Williams' work ors, one of which was a nomination for the as script consultant. He was awarded a Na­ tional Endowment for the Arts Fellowship in National Book Award in 1982. a poem by LindaPastan "Writing," according to Pastan, "is an 1985. A New Jersey native, Williams graduated from Buchnell University and in 1959 re­ ceived a BA from the University ofPennsyl­ vania. In his work at the Institute of the Lucille Clifton, author of Good Woman: Pennsylvania Hospital he implemented a Poems and a Memoir 1969-1980 program of poetry therapy for emotionally­ disturbed patientS. In the late 1960's he aided in another group therapy program for dis­ turbed adolescents. Williams' background by Andrea Feaster Although she claims that her own college alone speaks of his creativity and diversity of The 25th experience had little to do with poetry, Clifton interests which show in his role as lecturer, asserts that college, like "any experience that judge for writing competitions and visiting Annual 'T he 25th Annual Sophomore Literary allows one to learn, helps in one's art." professor at colleges and universities na­ Festival continues a tradition of cel­ A native of New York and graduate of both tionwide. Sophomore ebrating contemporary American authors Howard University and the State University Presently professor of poetry at George in the areas of poetry, fiction, non-fiction of New York at Fredonia, Clifton is presently Mason University, Williams' latest work is and children's books. Acclaimed poets and professor of literature and creative writing at entitled A Dream ofMind. His 198,8 volume Literary novelists have been invited to Notre Dame the University. of California at Santa Cruz. of poetry Flesh andB lood, which earned him to give lectures and selected readings of Her most recent publication is QUilting: the National Book Critics' Circle Award, Festival their works, in what is perhaps the most Poems (1987-1990). Other writings include was compared by Stanley Kunitz to the diverse festival of recent years. Two-Headed Woman (1980); My Brother works of Walt Whitman and William Carlos Fine With Me (1975), a children's book; and Williams. attracts Poet and fiction writer Lucille Clifton, works featured in The Black Poets' and the /' author of both adult and children's litera­ Norton Anthology ofLiterature by Women. Harold Brodkey, a Harvard University distinguished ture, is a three-time nominee of the Pulitzer .,o graduate, is the author of award-winning Prize for Poetry. Clifton is the winner of an if novels and short stories. His most recent authors and Emmy Award and the 1984 Coretta Scott Another poet with roots in New York is ~. collection of stories, released in 1988, is King Award. LindaPastan, who graduated from Radcliffe Stories in an Almost Classical Mode; his Clifton's teaching background includes College in 1954 and earned an M.A. from latest novel The Runaway Soul (1991). poets from classes on racism and sexism in children's Brandeis University. Of her college career, Brodkey has also had poetry and works of books and prose and poetry workshops. A Pastan reports that at that time, "they did little fiction printed in Discovery, Esquire, and around the frequent guest of poetry readings, Clifton to encourage one's creativity. There were' ~ New American Review. This distinguished enjoys this. activity as an opportunity to virtually no writing courses." a:J author was awarded the O. Henry short story . "meet people around the country who are Pastan "sort of did the '50' s thing" and got frrst prize in 1975 and 1976, and the 1974 I nation interested in poetry." ,C.K. Williams, author of Flesh and Blood ! married after her junior year in college. AI- ,I 8 FEBRUARY 20, 1992 9 SCHOLASTIC 'I'l! 2

CAMPUS LIFE Brandeis University Creative Arts Award. Prize for fiction. Vanity Fair and The New Award for fiction, Olson has also served as According to Contemporary Authors, a York Times Book Review have featured judge of contests held by the National En­ "had a surprising turnout and was a great compilation of writers' profiles, Brodkey's Lurie in articles and reviews. dowment for the Arts and the Fiction Collec­ success." Guests that year were Norman work "examines events and feelings in the Currently Professor of English at Cornell tive Fiction Contest. Enduring Excellence Mailer,Joseph Heller, Wright Morris,Ralph minutest detail." The short stQries in his University, Lurie's most recent publication Olson's latest, The Pool (1991), follows Ellison, Granville Hicks Bruce, William F. Buckley Jr., Kurt Vonnegut, and Isaac First Love and Other Sorrows (1957) are is a collection of essays entitled Don't Tell his receipt of the Rockefeller Foundation Beshevis Singer. In an article in The Ob­ centered around "adolescence, college, the Grownups: Subversive Children's Lit­ Fellowship in fiction, Bellagio, Italy (1987) Since J9q7's Faulkner symposium, Sophomore server, April 10,1968, Mroz correctly fore­ marriage ... All of the tales deal with youth­ erature (1990). and the Temple University Creative saw the Literary Festival "as an annual event fullove. " Many take the form of autobio­ Achievement Award (1990). Productions of Literary Festivals have brought prominent at Notre Dame." . graphical narrative. Internationally-acclaimed poet and fic­ poems set to music,Relache on Edge (1991) Professor John Matthias remembers the tion writer Toby Olson has much to offer his and Birdsongs (1989), are two of his more writers to Notre Dame Pulitzer Prize-winner Alison Lurie draws audience by way of variety and sheer num­ recent innovations. 1968 SLF as a "strange week" that began on a lifetime of writing experience to pro­ ber of publications. Having produced six His writing career began· in 1969 with a with Lyndon Johnson's announcement that duce her works of fiction and non-fiction. novels, sixteen books of poetry and works book of poetry entitled Maps. Two addi­ he would not run for re-election, and ended he Sophomore Literary Festival has with the assassination of Martin Luther The New York-raised Chicago native has that have appeared in well over 200 antholo­ tional works are expected soon. Olson has by Andrea Feaster T focused much of her fiction on social situa­ gies, magazines and newspapers, Olson's taught at Long Island University and is preserved its tradition of excellence King, Jr. Prof. Sandeen recalls, however, that all the authors "stayed, all of them tions, often targeting details of human rela­ career hasspanned a wide variety of media. currently professor of English at Temple through much evolution. tions. Her non-fiction work has included a A board member on the PEN/Faulkner University. 0 Professor emeritus Ernest Sandeen says stayed." study of fashion history, The Language of that the original festival "was an entirely In an article in The Observer, November Clothes (1981), and children's books such different idea." The forerunner of the festi­ 21, 1968, SLF director for 1969 Jim Metzer as The Heavenly Zoo (1980). val was a 1967 symposium in which several said, "The festival will be geared to the A graduate of Radcliffe College, Lurie authors and experts discussed the work of student body ... The whole purpose of was awarded the American Academy of William Faulkner. bringing all of these speakers to Notre Dame Arts and Sciences Award in Literature in Planned initially as the first half of a two­ at the same time for a "literary festival" is to 1978 and was nominated in 1984 for the week program, the Faulkner symposium attract attention and stimulate more interest American Book Award in fiction. Her novel was to be followed by a week of social among the students." . Foreign Affairs (1984) won her the Pulitzer events and informal talks between students The list of distinguished guests of the SLF and prominent authors. Due to limited fund­ is extensive. Participants from past festivals ing, however, only plans for the first week include Allen Ginsberg, Arthur Miller, bottom: linda Pastan, author of PM! were carried through. Joyce Carol Oates, Tennessee Williams, AM: New and Selected Poemsj right: The symposium was entirely organized Susan Sontag, Ken Kesey, and W.P. Alison Lurie, author of Pulitzer Prize­ by sophomore students and sponsored by the Kinsella. winning Foreign Affairs sophomore class. According to Tom Noe, a By allowing students and faculty to in­ ~ member of the committee and current editor teract directly with successful authors, the of Greenlawn Press, the ·original intention SLF remains a vehicle for inspiring and was to provide an opportunity for "contact educating potential writers. "Literary stan­ with living authors of some importance"and dards have always been very high," says "to generate desire in students to become Matthias, and "readings, workshops, social writers - great writers even." events provide a unique opportunity" for Noe says that some claim that the 1967 participants to discuss and answer questions event was "the finest conference on about the craft of writing. Faulkner ... People were· astounded that it Matthias, who has been in attendance had been run by sophomores." With respect throughout the festival's history, empha­ to sophomore direction, Professor Sandeen sizes the impressive "continuity of tradition believes "there is a kind of naivete that I and excellence of offerings ... The names of ~nk is very attractive to the writers." t1\e participants speak for themselves." Much activism occurred on campus in Notre Dame is known internationally for 1967, and "students were taking an initia­ the SLF. According to Matthias, people tive in their own education," says Noe. This return from the festival and relate its offer­ period also saw the inception of the Sopho­ ings to colleagues and associates. more Lecture Series and the Hall Fellows The guest lecturers and participants of the Program. Sophomore Literary Festival seem to pos­ In 1968, under the direction of chairman sess a symbiotic relationship. While stu­ John Mroz, the SLF's format changed. dents and faculty gain practical knowledge Mroz "brought together, surprisirigly, a in the art of writing, the authors and poets . Guest speakers of past festivals .have group of the most prominent writers of the reap the benefits of informal interaction with included W.P. Kinsella and Ken Kesey period," states Sandeen. That year's festival a decidedly refreshing audience: 0 10 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 11 2

CAMPUS LIFE Brandeis University Creative Arts Award. Prize for fiction. Vanity Fair and The New Award for fiction, Olson has also served as According to Contemporary Authors, a York Times Book Review have featured judge of contests held by the National En­ "had a surprising turnout and was a great compilation of writers' profiles, Brodkey's Lurie in articles and reviews. dowment for the Arts and the Fiction Collec­ success." Guests that year were Norman work "examines events and feelings in the Currently Professor of English at Cornell tive Fiction Contest. Enduring Excellence Mailer,Joseph Heller, Wright Morris,Ralph minutest detail." The short stQries in his University, Lurie's most recent publication Olson's latest, The Pool (1991), follows Ellison, Granville Hicks Bruce, William F. Buckley Jr., Kurt Vonnegut, and Isaac First Love and Other Sorrows (1957) are is a collection of essays entitled Don't Tell his receipt of the Rockefeller Foundation Beshevis Singer. In an article in The Ob­ centered around "adolescence, college, the Grownups: Subversive Children's Lit­ Fellowship in fiction, Bellagio, Italy (1987) Since J9q7's Faulkner symposium, Sophomore server, April 10,1968, Mroz correctly fore­ marriage ... All of the tales deal with youth­ erature (1990). and the Temple University Creative saw the Literary Festival "as an annual event fullove. " Many take the form of autobio­ Achievement Award (1990). Productions of Literary Festivals have brought prominent at Notre Dame." . graphical narrative. Internationally-acclaimed poet and fic­ poems set to music,Relache on Edge (1991) Professor John Matthias remembers the tion writer Toby Olson has much to offer his and Birdsongs (1989), are two of his more writers to Notre Dame Pulitzer Prize-winner Alison Lurie draws audience by way of variety and sheer num­ recent innovations. 1968 SLF as a "strange week" that began on a lifetime of writing experience to pro­ ber of publications. Having produced six His writing career began· in 1969 with a with Lyndon Johnson's announcement that duce her works of fiction and non-fiction. novels, sixteen books of poetry and works book of poetry entitled Maps. Two addi­ he would not run for re-election, and ended he Sophomore Literary Festival has with the assassination of Martin Luther The New York-raised Chicago native has that have appeared in well over 200 antholo­ tional works are expected soon. Olson has by Andrea Feaster T focused much of her fiction on social situa­ gies, magazines and newspapers, Olson's taught at Long Island University and is preserved its tradition of excellence King, Jr. Prof. Sandeen recalls, however, that all the authors "stayed, all of them tions, often targeting details of human rela­ career hasspanned a wide variety of media. currently professor of English at Temple through much evolution. tions. Her non-fiction work has included a A board member on the PEN/Faulkner University. 0 Professor emeritus Ernest Sandeen says stayed." study of fashion history, The Language of that the original festival "was an entirely In an article in The Observer, November Clothes (1981), and children's books such different idea." The forerunner of the festi­ 21, 1968, SLF director for 1969 Jim Metzer as The Heavenly Zoo (1980). val was a 1967 symposium in which several said, "The festival will be geared to the A graduate of Radcliffe College, Lurie authors and experts discussed the work of student body ... The whole purpose of was awarded the American Academy of William Faulkner. bringing all of these speakers to Notre Dame Arts and Sciences Award in Literature in Planned initially as the first half of a two­ at the same time for a "literary festival" is to 1978 and was nominated in 1984 for the week program, the Faulkner symposium attract attention and stimulate more interest American Book Award in fiction. Her novel was to be followed by a week of social among the students." . Foreign Affairs (1984) won her the Pulitzer events and informal talks between students The list of distinguished guests of the SLF and prominent authors. Due to limited fund­ is extensive. Participants from past festivals ing, however, only plans for the first week include Allen Ginsberg, Arthur Miller, bottom: linda Pastan, author of PM! were carried through. Joyce Carol Oates, Tennessee Williams, AM: New and Selected Poemsj right: The symposium was entirely organized Susan Sontag, Ken Kesey, and W.P. Alison Lurie, author of Pulitzer Prize­ by sophomore students and sponsored by the Kinsella. winning Foreign Affairs sophomore class. According to Tom Noe, a By allowing students and faculty to in­ ~ member of the committee and current editor teract directly with successful authors, the of Greenlawn Press, the ·original intention SLF remains a vehicle for inspiring and was to provide an opportunity for "contact educating potential writers. "Literary stan­ with living authors of some importance"and dards have always been very high," says "to generate desire in students to become Matthias, and "readings, workshops, social writers - great writers even." events provide a unique opportunity" for Noe says that some claim that the 1967 participants to discuss and answer questions event was "the finest conference on about the craft of writing. Faulkner ... People were· astounded that it Matthias, who has been in attendance had been run by sophomores." With respect throughout the festival's history, empha­ to sophomore direction, Professor Sandeen sizes the impressive "continuity of tradition believes "there is a kind of naivete that I and excellence of offerings ... The names of ~nk is very attractive to the writers." t1\e participants speak for themselves." Much activism occurred on campus in Notre Dame is known internationally for 1967, and "students were taking an initia­ the SLF. According to Matthias, people tive in their own education," says Noe. This return from the festival and relate its offer­ period also saw the inception of the Sopho­ ings to colleagues and associates. more Lecture Series and the Hall Fellows The guest lecturers and participants of the Program. Sophomore Literary Festival seem to pos­ In 1968, under the direction of chairman sess a symbiotic relationship. While stu­ John Mroz, the SLF's format changed. dents and faculty gain practical knowledge Mroz "brought together, surprisirigly, a in the art of writing, the authors and poets . Guest speakers of past festivals .have group of the most prominent writers of the reap the benefits of informal interaction with included W.P. Kinsella and Ken Kesey period," states Sandeen. That year's festival a decidedly refreshing audience: 0 10 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 11 --'-... . ". '" . ..'

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\.' I ______~ ------wasn't sure how his players would stack up. to the Notre Dame junior 7-6,6-2. Tennis standings. Notre Dame stacked up well, to put it The Legend team was able to scrap up a Doubles play proved to be especially ex­ mildly. At the number one singles slot, Dave couple of singles victories, though. Jay citing, as each match lasted the full three By beating DiLucia disposed ofHankPfIster6-1, 6-2, in Louderback defeated Ron Rosas 6-3, 6-2, sets. The team of DiLucia and Coleman, a match that was over in less than an hour. and, in the only three.set singles match of the ranked 11th in the nation, beat PfIster and the Legends of Tennis DiLucia's service game was practically day, , utilizing a two-handed Fleming 6-1, 6-7, 7-6, while Zurcher and flawless, highlighted by ten aces. Comple­ forehand as well as backhand, triumphed Forsyth won in similar fashion against Team, the Fighting menting his power game was DiLucia's over Will Forsyth, 6-4, 6-7, 7-6, at ~umber Mayer and Dibley, 6-4, 6-7, 7-6. In the fInal characteristically lightning quick doubles match, sophomore Tom North Irish found out that speed, as PfIster struggled with every and junior Chris Wojtalik faced they can beat passing shot he attempted, finding the Louderback and Kalbas. The Notre Notre Dame captain's net game to re­ Dame coaching duo was perhaps able the best semble a brick wall. PfIster,38,pointed to use their familiarity with the Irish out how hard it is to keep up against the players' game, as they beat North and physical ability which so many college Wojtalik, 6-3,4-6,7-6. players possess. '~hey play loose, hit Overall, the Irish's doubles play is ·hard, and run everything down," he one aspect of the team that has im­ said. For "King" Dave, who is cur­ proved as of recent. It is just one more Marl Okuda Players of the Legends of Tennis Team pose for a photo before taking on the rently number two in men's collegiate asset to complement a singles lineup Fighting Irish. Little did they know that youth and speed would easily defeat their rankings, the match was perhaps a fore­ which already possesses depth as well experience by a score of 6·3. shadowing of even greater things to as tremendous skill. DiLucia com­ come in a future professional career, ments that "everybody on the team is although Bayliss emphasized that "this making a jump right now." Besides one match would not determine how a Dave, who has a fIrm hold on. the player like Dave will do on the pro number one position, all the players circuit." At the moment, Dave is the from the 2nd through 6th slots are only college player to be invited to the capable of playing at the same level. U.S. Pro Indoor championships in Ranked 36th in the Collegiate poll, Philadelphia, to be held later this Zurcher in particular has been playing . month. strongest among the juniors, who Chuck Coleman also had a strong, comprise almost the entire varsity albeit short performance, beating Colin team. Chuck Coleman also "came out By Pete Dedman Dibley 6-0, 6-4. Coleman, a junior, really fired up for this season," re­ specifically as a warm~up for the coming was introduced by agent Peter Bauer, who says he enjoyed playing Dibley, who n betw~n Junior Parents' Weekend ac­ weekend, as the team travels to the Nationru. represents the participating players. All of marked teammate DiLucia .. It will be from 1981-83 held the number one spot I tivities on Saturday, the Notre Dame Indoor Team Championships in Louisville, the pros were excited about the idea, and interesting to watch this class among the men's 3S and over tour. Men's Tennis team was in action, providing where the Irish will face a tough Florida take a serious approach toward training and throughout the rest of the season­ '. Despite the lopsided score, Coleman entertainment for a large crowd at the Eck team, which is currently ranked Sth in the playing for the Legends of Tennis team. The next year, with DiLucia graduated, Tennis Center. Notre Dame faced the The .nation. .honor of qualifying as a Legend is at the says Dibley was especially helpful after someone will have to emerge as a the match, giving the Irish number four Legends of Tennis team, comprised of The Legends of Tennis team featured same time accompanied by a zeal for par­ Marl Okuda leader for the team. former pros who have qualifIed as "Grand some tough players itself though. Repre­ taking in a great opportunity. singles player some pointers on his It took DiLucia less than an hour to dispose of For now, though, the Irish surely are Champions", based on their extraordinary senting the Legends on Saturday were As Coach Bayliss explains, "playing game. Andy Zurcher, playing at the former Australian, French and U.S. Open doubles not looking that far down the road. finalist (shown above) 6·1, 6·2. careers on the Men's Tour. Led by the former U.S. players Hank PfIster these former stars in a tournament format is number two position for Notre Dame, Their major concern is#S Florida, who outstanding play of senior captain Dave and Gene Mayer, former Australian Davis great experience for our players." All of the gave some pointers of they'll face in the fIrst round of the ! ' DiLucia, junior Andy Zurcher, and strong his own. In an exciting match that came three. Forsyth, who says he had a poster of National Indoor Team Championships on ! ' Cup team member , Peter Legend team members are over 3S years of , , doubles performances, the Irish defeated the Fleming, who won seven Grand Slam titles age, and remain active on the over-35 pro down to a couple of key breaks,Zurcherwon Mayer on his wall at home, was able to Thursday. Schmidt notes that this will be "a ! overwhelm Mayer at times with heavy top­ Legends 6-3. as John McEnroe's doubles partner, and circuit. What it boils down to is a simple 6-4,6-4, against Fleming, who is playing his great opportunity to take advantage of, but j : fIrst year on the 3S and over circuit. Mark spin and a breaking serve that often jammed we certainly can't look past them [Florida] '- Notre Dame improved on their 1992 Notre Dame women's coach Jay matchup of youth versus experience, \ the former two-time doubles record of 4-0, and are continuing to play Louderback. Britain's John Lloyd, held Bayliss noted. He went on to point out that Schmidt was probably not so awestruck by right now." He feels the overall team goal, champion. Mayer, however, played a pa­ impressive tennis early on in this spring from this weekend's play due to injury, was the pros' distinguished careers do not serve his opponent, Irish assistant coach Brian however, is "to make the NCAA's and im­ tient game and succeeded in leading his season. Mter returning a week early during replaced by Notre Dame men's assistant to intimidate the younger opponents, but Kalbas. Nevertheless, the two had a good prove upon what we accomplished last year. younger opponent into several longer, Christmas break, to prepare for their open­ coach Brian Kalbas, to round out the team. rather relieve the pressure placed on· the match, both players having to handle a lot of We need to play consistent tennis as a team, drawn out points, until he forced Forsyth ing match on January 18, the team posted Notre Dame scheduled to play the Legends college players; seeing as several of the low slices. Schmidt managed to keep and that means no letdowns." into errors. The match was a bit of a letdown victories over Minnesota, Colorado, as the first tournament of its kind, but the Legends have won titles at Wimbledon, the Kalbas back with a heavy dose of well That type of attitude seems typical of for Forsyth, who has been playing solid Michigan State, and Texas. Notre Dame idea is sure to spread quickly to other college U.S. Open,The French Open,and the Aus­ placed approach shots, as he worked the ball thew hole Irish team, which haS improved by tennis as of late, and is currently enjoying a head coach Bob Bayliss scheduled this campuses. tralian Open, a loss is certainly no disgrace. all over the court. Forced to stay on the leaps and bounds with each season under number 43 ranking in the men's Collegiate particular match against the Legends team The concept for a Tourney of Legends Before the match, Bayliss said he really defensive for most of the match, Kalbas lost Bayliss. 0

14 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY20,1992 15 wasn't sure how his players would stack up. to the Notre Dame junior 7-6,6-2. Tennis standings. Notre Dame stacked up well, to put it The Legend team was able to scrap up a Doubles play proved to be especially ex­ mildly. At the number one singles slot, Dave couple of singles victories, though. Jay citing, as each match lasted the full three By beating DiLucia disposed ofHankPfIster6-1, 6-2, in Louderback defeated Ron Rosas 6-3, 6-2, sets. The team of DiLucia and Coleman, a match that was over in less than an hour. and, in the only three.set singles match of the ranked 11th in the nation, beat PfIster and the Legends of Tennis DiLucia's service game was practically day, Gene Mayer, utilizing a two-handed Fleming 6-1, 6-7, 7-6, while Zurcher and flawless, highlighted by ten aces. Comple­ forehand as well as backhand, triumphed Forsyth won in similar fashion against Team, the Fighting menting his power game was DiLucia's over Will Forsyth, 6-4, 6-7, 7-6, at ~umber Mayer and Dibley, 6-4, 6-7, 7-6. In the fInal characteristically lightning quick doubles match, sophomore Tom North Irish found out that speed, as PfIster struggled with every and junior Chris Wojtalik faced they can beat passing shot he attempted, finding the Louderback and Kalbas. The Notre Notre Dame captain's net game to re­ Dame coaching duo was perhaps able the best semble a brick wall. PfIster,38,pointed to use their familiarity with the Irish out how hard it is to keep up against the players' game, as they beat North and physical ability which so many college Wojtalik, 6-3,4-6,7-6. players possess. '~hey play loose, hit Overall, the Irish's doubles play is ·hard, and run everything down," he one aspect of the team that has im­ said. For "King" Dave, who is cur­ proved as of recent. It is just one more Marl Okuda Players of the Legends of Tennis Team pose for a photo before taking on the rently number two in men's collegiate asset to complement a singles lineup Fighting Irish. Little did they know that youth and speed would easily defeat their rankings, the match was perhaps a fore­ which already possesses depth as well experience by a score of 6·3. shadowing of even greater things to as tremendous skill. DiLucia com­ come in a future professional career, ments that "everybody on the team is although Bayliss emphasized that "this making a jump right now." Besides one match would not determine how a Dave, who has a fIrm hold on. the player like Dave will do on the pro number one position, all the players circuit." At the moment, Dave is the from the 2nd through 6th slots are only college player to be invited to the capable of playing at the same level. U.S. Pro Indoor championships in Ranked 36th in the Collegiate poll, Philadelphia, to be held later this Zurcher in particular has been playing . month. strongest among the juniors, who Chuck Coleman also had a strong, comprise almost the entire varsity albeit short performance, beating Colin team. Chuck Coleman also "came out By Pete Dedman Dibley 6-0, 6-4. Coleman, a junior, really fired up for this season," re­ specifically as a warm~up for the coming was introduced by agent Peter Bauer, who says he enjoyed playing Dibley, who n betw~n Junior Parents' Weekend ac­ weekend, as the team travels to the Nationru. represents the participating players. All of marked teammate DiLucia .. It will be from 1981-83 held the number one spot I tivities on Saturday, the Notre Dame Indoor Team Championships in Louisville, the pros were excited about the idea, and interesting to watch this class among the men's 3S and over tour. Men's Tennis team was in action, providing where the Irish will face a tough Florida take a serious approach toward training and throughout the rest of the season­ '. Despite the lopsided score, Coleman entertainment for a large crowd at the Eck team, which is currently ranked Sth in the playing for the Legends of Tennis team. The next year, with DiLucia graduated, Tennis Center. Notre Dame faced the The .nation. .honor of qualifying as a Legend is at the says Dibley was especially helpful after someone will have to emerge as a the match, giving the Irish number four Legends of Tennis team, comprised of The Legends of Tennis team featured same time accompanied by a zeal for par­ Marl Okuda leader for the team. former pros who have qualifIed as "Grand some tough players itself though. Repre­ taking in a great opportunity. singles player some pointers on his It took DiLucia less than an hour to dispose of For now, though, the Irish surely are Champions", based on their extraordinary senting the Legends on Saturday were As Coach Bayliss explains, "playing game. Andy Zurcher, playing at the former Australian, French and U.S. Open doubles not looking that far down the road. finalist Hank Pfister (shown above) 6·1, 6·2. careers on the Men's Tour. Led by the former U.S. Davis Cup players Hank PfIster these former stars in a tournament format is number two position for Notre Dame, Their major concern is#S Florida, who outstanding play of senior captain Dave and Gene Mayer, former Australian Davis great experience for our players." All of the gave Peter Fleming some pointers of they'll face in the fIrst round of the ! ' DiLucia, junior Andy Zurcher, and strong his own. In an exciting match that came three. Forsyth, who says he had a poster of National Indoor Team Championships on ! ' Cup team member Colin Dibley, Peter Legend team members are over 3S years of , , doubles performances, the Irish defeated the Fleming, who won seven Grand Slam titles age, and remain active on the over-35 pro down to a couple of key breaks,Zurcherwon Mayer on his wall at home, was able to Thursday. Schmidt notes that this will be "a ! overwhelm Mayer at times with heavy top­ Legends 6-3. as John McEnroe's doubles partner, and circuit. What it boils down to is a simple 6-4,6-4, against Fleming, who is playing his great opportunity to take advantage of, but j : fIrst year on the 3S and over circuit. Mark spin and a breaking serve that often jammed we certainly can't look past them [Florida] '- Notre Dame improved on their 1992 Notre Dame women's coach Jay matchup of youth versus experience, \ the former two-time French Open doubles record of 4-0, and are continuing to play Louderback. Britain's John Lloyd, held Bayliss noted. He went on to point out that Schmidt was probably not so awestruck by right now." He feels the overall team goal, champion. Mayer, however, played a pa­ impressive tennis early on in this spring from this weekend's play due to injury, was the pros' distinguished careers do not serve his opponent, Irish assistant coach Brian however, is "to make the NCAA's and im­ tient game and succeeded in leading his season. Mter returning a week early during replaced by Notre Dame men's assistant to intimidate the younger opponents, but Kalbas. Nevertheless, the two had a good prove upon what we accomplished last year. younger opponent into several longer, Christmas break, to prepare for their open­ coach Brian Kalbas, to round out the team. rather relieve the pressure placed on· the match, both players having to handle a lot of We need to play consistent tennis as a team, drawn out points, until he forced Forsyth ing match on January 18, the team posted Notre Dame scheduled to play the Legends college players; seeing as several of the low slices. Schmidt managed to keep and that means no letdowns." into errors. The match was a bit of a letdown victories over Minnesota, Colorado, as the first tournament of its kind, but the Legends have won titles at Wimbledon, the Kalbas back with a heavy dose of well That type of attitude seems typical of for Forsyth, who has been playing solid Michigan State, and Texas. Notre Dame idea is sure to spread quickly to other college U.S. Open,The French Open,and the Aus­ placed approach shots, as he worked the ball thew hole Irish team, which haS improved by tennis as of late, and is currently enjoying a head coach Bob Bayliss scheduled this campuses. tralian Open, a loss is certainly no disgrace. all over the court. Forced to stay on the leaps and bounds with each season under number 43 ranking in the men's Collegiate particular match against the Legends team The concept for a Tourney of Legends Before the match, Bayliss said he really defensive for most of the match, Kalbas lost Bayliss. 0

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SPORTS A Tradition of Excellence: 1988 National Champions

September 10 W Michigan 19-17 H 59,075 Coach: . September 17 W Michigan State 20-3 A 77,472 Tri-Captains: Ned Bolcar, Mark Green, . September 24 W Purdue 52-7 H 59,075 Notes: With a regular season record of 11~0-0 and a 34-21 thrashing October 1 W Stanford 42-14 H 59,075 , of West Virginia in the Fiesta Bowl, the 1988 Fighting Irish football October 8 W Pittsburgh 30-20 A 56,500 team was the fIrst to win a consensus national championship for October 15 W Miami 31-30 H 59,075 coach Lou Holtz ... The members of the graduating class of 1992 October 22 W AirForce 41~13 H 59,075 were freshmen during the 1988 season ... The season was full of October 29 W Navy 22-7 A 54,929 fantastic fmishes: a two point win at hOrne over Michigan in the November 5 W Rice 54-11 H 59,075 season opener and aone point win at home over archrival Miami sent November 19 W Penn State 21-3 H 59,075 the Irish to the top of the polls ... All-Americans on the 1988 team November 26 W USC 27-10 A 93,829 were DE Frank Starns, OT Andy Heck, LB Michael Stonebreaker, (11-0-0) DT and LB Wes Pritchett ••. Also in 1988, Knott and Fiesta Bowl Siegfried Halls opened up as women's dorms. January . 2 W West Virginia 34-21 A 74,911 MALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK FEMALE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK SUBWAY Has A Sandwich 61"'liiW"

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LaPhoDso Ellis: Ellis, a senior forward from East St. Louis, n.., Becky Alfieri: AlfIeri, a freshman from Spencerport, NY, turned in led the Notre Dame men's basketball team in scoring with 28 an impressive performance for the Notre Dame women's indoor . - : points and in rebounding with 15 as the unranked Fighting Irish track team at the Purdue Invitational in West Lafayette, IN, as she upset the tenth-ranked SYracuse Orangemen 101-98 in the Carrier placed second in the 3,000 meters with a time of 10:23.5. The Dome. Notre Dame has now beaten Syracuse three times in a row Fighting Irish also received help froin fellow freshmen Monica Cox • SR 23 At Ironwood on the road. Arguably the most exciting of Ellis' points were scored and Eva Flood who placed fourth in their respective events - the 55- when he slammed down an underhand alley-oop pass from guard meter dash in a time of 7.43 and the mile in a time of 5:05.1. • US 31 N (By North Village Mall) Daimon Sweet with 3: 17 left in the game.

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LaPhoDso Ellis: Ellis, a senior forward from East St. Louis, n.., Becky Alfieri: AlfIeri, a freshman from Spencerport, NY, turned in led the Notre Dame men's basketball team in scoring with 28 an impressive performance for the Notre Dame women's indoor . - : points and in rebounding with 15 as the unranked Fighting Irish track team at the Purdue Invitational in West Lafayette, IN, as she upset the tenth-ranked SYracuse Orangemen 101-98 in the Carrier placed second in the 3,000 meters with a time of 10:23.5. The Dome. Notre Dame has now beaten Syracuse three times in a row Fighting Irish also received help froin fellow freshmen Monica Cox • SR 23 At Ironwood on the road. Arguably the most exciting of Ellis' points were scored and Eva Flood who placed fourth in their respective events - the 55- when he slammed down an underhand alley-oop pass from guard meter dash in a time of 7.43 and the mile in a time of 5:05.1. • US 31 N (By North Village Mall) Daimon Sweet with 3: 17 left in the game.

16 SCHOLASTIC ON OTHER CAMPUSES BEST WISHES TO THE MEN'S & WOMEN'S BASKETBALL TEAMS Penn State Acade1llic-Wear OF THE UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME

FIGHTING IRISH Better than a Dead show -, That campus job not paying the bills for you? Take a tip from -,

FROM YOUR FRIENDS Kelly Green (his real mune, not his color) and build yourself an LSD - :' Share in their simulator. Green got the idea 12 years ago when he was tripping on JUST SOUTH OF THE GOLDEN DOME growth to full the drug as a ski bum in Colorado, according to the College Press -,- I. Service. When he stopped taking LSD, Green decided to research . - , 'ITALIAN DINING WITH AN IRISH VIEW' manhood it in a library.. Combined with a gadget he found on a boat, Green invented the Kaleido-Sky, also known as the Day-Dreamer or LSD Fortune awaits: Run a campus bookstore , Flight Simulator. The device is placed over the eyes as you blow into Students at Stanford University now know where the obvious . -,-, a small tube. The air spins a smaIl disc that flickers small specks of excess revenues at their bookstore are going. An article in the lightontheeye. Green sells over 3000 of the toys each yearat$14.95 Stanford Daily depicts senior managers of the Stanford Bookstore a piece. "It takes the golden signals from our local star, and spins enjoying supreme perks including the use of a large stone summer them into optical poems," states LSD advocate Timothy Leary. house in central California and a fleet of lUXury cars. The Daily Where's the best place to market the toys? You guessed it. "I sell discovered the perks during an investigation of the tax-exempt, a lot at colleges and at Grateful Dead shows." Whoaaa. nonprofit corporation independent from the university. One expen­ diture included $69,000 to furnish the summer house with a hot tub, satellite dish, and bedroom set and other necessities for California living. Nine cars owned or leased by the Bookstore for unrestricted use include a 1991 Infiniti Q45, 1990 Cadillac Biarritz, 1989 Acura Legend and Mazda RX-7 convertible and Volvo '740. Seniors depressed about the job market, head west. Society of Afriean Missions

If you would like i}, ... to know about us, ... contact: PainfUlly boring 1< Fr. Thomas 'Conlon, SMA For those of you who consider yourselves inevitably boring, there .!~.:::' 1412 South Bend Ave 232-4244 SMA Fathers, Dept: NDS is now the Boring Institute of New Jersey to provide Y9u with role ; -. 23 Bliss Ave., Tenafly, NJ (J7670 models, according to the College Press Service. Their listof"Most I :. 201-567-0450 . - College Press Service Boring Celebrities of 1991" was recently published. Members of the .1, ~.-: list must pass the test of "massive media Qverexposure." Topping i' , The best of both worlds '1- " off the list for is Madonna. "She earned $63 million for grabbing her w·· ...: We're not the only ones plagued with a reputation as more of an crotch, but poor Pee Wee Herman gets busted. Go figure? She's Ii: - athletic institution than an academic one, according to an advertise­ r~ parlayed a bad attitude into superstardom, but, thankfully, we can ment in the Penn State Weekly Collegian. SciTech, a sweatshirt ignore her, even ifMTV can't," writes founder Alan Caruba. The :1-, :::, manufacturer has gone so' far as to make sweatshirts reading "Penn ;; -, Institute nominated Geraldo Rivera with the statement, "Will some­ I[ '. .IL ...... State Academics - XXL." The ad states, "We're so proud of our J; ..... one please tell him we just don't care?" Other members included I~' -,-' University's athletic prowess, but we're proud of our academic William Kennedy Smith, Kitty Kelley, Arnold Shwarzenegger and '!(, -.< reputation as well! Show how you feel by wearing this fine quality, :( -~ Julia Roberts. 0 ~ - heavy weight, ash sweatshirt ... " It is uncertain whether the com­ I.i. - pany will continue the line of clothing with "Penn State Food i !~~ ~ Service" or "Penn State Hair Stylists." Edited by Mike Owen

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FIGHTING IRISH Better than a Dead show -, That campus job not paying the bills for you? Take a tip from -,

FROM YOUR FRIENDS Kelly Green (his real mune, not his color) and build yourself an LSD - :' Share in their simulator. Green got the idea 12 years ago when he was tripping on JUST SOUTH OF THE GOLDEN DOME growth to full the drug as a ski bum in Colorado, according to the College Press -,- I. Service. When he stopped taking LSD, Green decided to research . - , 'ITALIAN DINING WITH AN IRISH VIEW' manhood it in a library.. Combined with a gadget he found on a boat, Green invented the Kaleido-Sky, also known as the Day-Dreamer or LSD Fortune awaits: Run a campus bookstore , Flight Simulator. The device is placed over the eyes as you blow into Students at Stanford University now know where the obvious . -,-, a small tube. The air spins a smaIl disc that flickers small specks of excess revenues at their bookstore are going. An article in the lightontheeye. Green sells over 3000 of the toys each yearat$14.95 Stanford Daily depicts senior managers of the Stanford Bookstore a piece. "It takes the golden signals from our local star, and spins enjoying supreme perks including the use of a large stone summer them into optical poems," states LSD advocate Timothy Leary. house in central California and a fleet of lUXury cars. The Daily Where's the best place to market the toys? You guessed it. "I sell discovered the perks during an investigation of the tax-exempt, a lot at colleges and at Grateful Dead shows." Whoaaa. nonprofit corporation independent from the university. One expen­ diture included $69,000 to furnish the summer house with a hot tub, satellite dish, and bedroom set and other necessities for California living. Nine cars owned or leased by the Bookstore for unrestricted use include a 1991 Infiniti Q45, 1990 Cadillac Biarritz, 1989 Acura Legend and Mazda RX-7 convertible and Volvo '740. Seniors depressed about the job market, head west. Society of Afriean Missions

If you would like i}, ... to know about us, ... contact: PainfUlly boring 1< Fr. Thomas 'Conlon, SMA For those of you who consider yourselves inevitably boring, there .!~.:::' 1412 South Bend Ave 232-4244 SMA Fathers, Dept: NDS is now the Boring Institute of New Jersey to provide Y9u with role ; -. 23 Bliss Ave., Tenafly, NJ (J7670 models, according to the College Press Service. Their listof"Most I :. 201-567-0450 . - College Press Service Boring Celebrities of 1991" was recently published. Members of the .1, ~.-: list must pass the test of "massive media Qverexposure." Topping i' , The best of both worlds '1- " off the list for is Madonna. "She earned $63 million for grabbing her w·· ...: We're not the only ones plagued with a reputation as more of an crotch, but poor Pee Wee Herman gets busted. Go figure? She's Ii: - athletic institution than an academic one, according to an advertise­ r~ parlayed a bad attitude into superstardom, but, thankfully, we can ment in the Penn State Weekly Collegian. SciTech, a sweatshirt ignore her, even ifMTV can't," writes founder Alan Caruba. The :1-, :::, manufacturer has gone so' far as to make sweatshirts reading "Penn ;; -, Institute nominated Geraldo Rivera with the statement, "Will some­ I[ '. .IL ...... State Academics - XXL." The ad states, "We're so proud of our J; ..... one please tell him we just don't care?" Other members included I~' -,-' University's athletic prowess, but we're proud of our academic William Kennedy Smith, Kitty Kelley, Arnold Shwarzenegger and '!(, -.< reputation as well! Show how you feel by wearing this fine quality, :( -~ Julia Roberts. 0 ~ - heavy weight, ash sweatshirt ... " It is uncertain whether the com­ I.i. - pany will continue the line of clothing with "Penn State Food i !~~ ~ Service" or "Penn State Hair Stylists." Edited by Mike Owen

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" I -If they're truly regaining popUlarity, will 1 : ~ ___ . By Nate FitzGerald manhood. While a waman can be as wild ar It's been another wild, wild week in Michiana. Actually, the weather Food seems to be a big problem on this campus. No. one raves conservative as she likes with her clothes, the President-elect in November have killer . feels like a really bad Indigo Girls song playing over and over and about it, but we automatically get 21 meals whether we like it ornot. she can never grow such regal facial fuzz. 'burns? (Check out that ten dollar bill, Alex over. Nice analogy, I know. Anyway, the mail is a little weak this I'm glad the long lines of student bady presidents and hall presidents ack in the early '80s, when I was first I _ B The daily debate over whether ar nat to let Hamilton let them creep on down.) have taken a stand an the fact that the recard meal cansumptian per becoming aware of hygiene and per­ week so it's your faultfor being tales and not sending anything good them slide can be as distressing as the deci­ So far as I can tell though, the anly presi­ week must haver around 15. Dan't bather them, tliey get free grub. sonal appearance ~ that one might put a in. Enjoy. JoeJackManners sion between the striped ar the flawery tie far dential candidate that may have had the Saan we'll be able to. use aur ID cards to. charge mare faad that we little thought into how he wore his hair or how he rolled up his pants leg (or if he wore that interview with Lea Burnetti. Yet, to potential to. sport 'burns at any given time in Dear Mr. Manners: didn't eat in the dining halls. Necessary, huh? Let me get aff af my same it becames a challenge to themselves his life is David Duke, so. perhaps we'd saapbax far naw. At a school that candemns greed, it certainly is a thin. splatter-paint tie), I also. took great pleasure in ridiculing my father for his em­ and their friends. The diehards will sit by better leave that out as a fashian prerequisite Just one more quick note about Junior Parents Weekend. I , hard to avoid their example. Ooah, I'm fuming. Do something! barrassing sideburns. theirraammates' bedsides at night, whisper­ for our next prez. had a great weekend, the best ever. But, of course, I'm a bit "Dad~ yau laak like you just walked out af ing, "grow your burns, grow your burns." Finally, to those ofyou who are new to the prissy so I had to find something Wrong. You don't get pristinity the Seventies ar samething," I wauld tell 'Burns have ather virtues as well. They warld af 'bi.uns; be carefulifyau 're headlng by being laid back now do you?' I didn't think so. Dear Mr. Manners: i· him. After all, they staad out because while define the face, give yau character, and affset Sauth 'far Spring Break. Therein lies the i lf you recall, the Presidential dinner was chicken and rice. the rest afhis hair was dark brawn, they were the ear so. it laaks mare clearly like Africa. embarassing "burn-tanline syn­ Both the chicken, the rice, and just about everything else had I'm trying to plan my spring break and·I'm running out of And pre­ - drame," when ane time. My friends what to go to Daytona with all of the other white and crept dangerously far beyand the , almonds in them. We survived, but upon going to the dining hall dictably, gets a sunburn and meatheads, but I'm not sure I went to spend a week in a junior paint where the tap of the ear is attached to. this past Monday night, what did I see? ,Brown rice with they are an afterwords gets his almonds! EEEWWW! Mr. Manners, did they really recycle high movie plot. What do you think I should do? the head. Of caurse, at the time, I was trying to spart Elvis-ican, 'burns trimmed, can­ our $26 a plate dinner and feed it to others? Did they scrape it thaugh sequently expasing off of the plates or just what was left on .the silverware? I'm Chief Pale Skin a Billy Idal-style spiked haircut (clashed a bit with Pier Cannectian and Palo. shirts), haw ane white patches where , ' really grossed out and have not been back to the dining hall Flanner Hall and as a prepubescent, didn't have much say wears them the 'burns had far­ I since. An environmental conscience is one thing, but I certainly I in whether my hair style cantinued onto. my denates merly been en­ do not like pre-chewed food! Your thoughts and comments which pe­ camped. would be most appreciated. face arnat. Then,just dew years later, when I shaving had actually became a chare, there riad af the The message is I was letting the'bums slip quietly dawn in King'sca­ simple: try it, you I reer he is might like it.Withaut I Sincerely, frant af my ears, day by .day, like vines. I As fashian gaes, they seem to. rise and fall paying such telltale markers ,\ Constance Wyne tribute to.. ,of Time, haw else Howard Hall like hemlines ar any gaad empire, and naw they've ,apparently been legitimized ance Shart hair will we be able to. ,I1 again after making it prime time with the and look back at phatas clasely­ 27 years fram naw Dear Wyner: fresh princes af"BeverIy Hills 90210." trimmed, and say, "Jeez, I Dear Chief: Thase cads abviausly stole the idea fram Nicalas Cage, in ane af his myriad 'burn­ I abe' - ~he temporary primacy of Beverly Hills, 90210 loaked stupid back H~w nliive are we? Do. yau really think that University Faad length 'burns marking the early,years, and then," ("But I sure I am af yaur tribe alSo., so. I will be returning to. the Sunshine State. cladrales. Sernces wauld.actually thraw samething aut just because you anly bushy mutton chaps signalling thepre-deatb, , was thin"). Daytana is nat the anly place with beer and babes. Loakat the Unfartunately, mast girlfriends dan't ap­ tauched half aflt? What abauthamburgers an Tuesday that oocame drug muddled Elvis. Daubtless, my father daes. And naw I saup far the rest af the semester? And chili? Take it fram a man heino.usness of the above picture - and skip further south. Or, just prove of 'burns. In fact, a friend last semes­ So now that 'burns have crept anto a sig­ bemaan that his 'burns have been driven wha's warked in many a restaurant, chili is on the level of whatever hang m the Bend for the week. Visit exotic ports of call like Osceola, ter wha'd procured some killer 'burns sur­ nificant number af Damer heads, does it back a little, by his barber ar Time, while Granger, and maybe even Niles. Yau won't have the bronze look, prised me one day when he came to class must be thrawn out before the Board of Health arrives. I don't think mean that we actually have a few rebels or the rest qfhis hair grows to match the color they really scraped it off of your utensils, but you can bet it wasn't but you will be intellectually challenged. And that's what we're here with his burns missing. "Oude, your 'burns ran away, what happened?" I asked. He just nanconfarmists here? Or are we all simply of his 'burns. 0 fresh out of the oven. Thraugh their magic, they parlayed $26 into for, right? 0 too well read in fashion mags, TeenBeat and big savings at yaur local feeding trough. Disgusting, but it's reality. stared at the floor in disgust. She'dputfarth an ultimatum: "Either me, TV? or the 'burns." Hence a few burn(ing) questians: Nate FitzGerald is an off-campus Senior One must stand firm in the face af such -Are they a viable gauge far political or Write me: 303 Lafortune, Campus Mail exercises af power. Though repulsive to sexual preferences? who hopes to be an understudy for Jason -Can one be a Republican and have 'burns? Priestly some day. :11 same, 'bums are an affIrmation of one's il ','11,; 20 iii SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 21 II! Ii! . ' , ...... - - ~ .' :'. . .' "'. .

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" I -If they're truly regaining popUlarity, will 1 : ~ ___ . By Nate FitzGerald manhood. While a waman can be as wild ar It's been another wild, wild week in Michiana. Actually, the weather Food seems to be a big problem on this campus. No. one raves conservative as she likes with her clothes, the President-elect in November have killer . feels like a really bad Indigo Girls song playing over and over and about it, but we automatically get 21 meals whether we like it ornot. she can never grow such regal facial fuzz. 'burns? (Check out that ten dollar bill, Alex over. Nice analogy, I know. Anyway, the mail is a little weak this I'm glad the long lines of student bady presidents and hall presidents ack in the early '80s, when I was first I _ B The daily debate over whether ar nat to let Hamilton let them creep on down.) have taken a stand an the fact that the recard meal cansumptian per becoming aware of hygiene and per­ week so it's your faultfor being tales and not sending anything good them slide can be as distressing as the deci­ So far as I can tell though, the anly presi­ week must haver around 15. Dan't bather them, tliey get free grub. sonal appearance ~ that one might put a in. Enjoy. JoeJackManners sion between the striped ar the flawery tie far dential candidate that may have had the Saan we'll be able to. use aur ID cards to. charge mare faad that we little thought into how he wore his hair or how he rolled up his pants leg (or if he wore that interview with Lea Burnetti. Yet, to potential to. sport 'burns at any given time in Dear Mr. Manners: didn't eat in the dining halls. Necessary, huh? Let me get aff af my same it becames a challenge to themselves his life is David Duke, so. perhaps we'd saapbax far naw. At a school that candemns greed, it certainly is a thin. splatter-paint tie), I also. took great pleasure in ridiculing my father for his em­ and their friends. The diehards will sit by better leave that out as a fashian prerequisite Just one more quick note about Junior Parents Weekend. I , hard to avoid their example. Ooah, I'm fuming. Do something! barrassing sideburns. theirraammates' bedsides at night, whisper­ for our next prez. had a great weekend, the best ever. But, of course, I'm a bit "Dad~ yau laak like you just walked out af ing, "grow your burns, grow your burns." Finally, to those ofyou who are new to the prissy so I had to find something Wrong. You don't get pristinity the Seventies ar samething," I wauld tell 'Burns have ather virtues as well. They warld af 'bi.uns; be carefulifyau 're headlng by being laid back now do you?' I didn't think so. Dear Mr. Manners: i· him. After all, they staad out because while define the face, give yau character, and affset Sauth 'far Spring Break. Therein lies the i lf you recall, the Presidential dinner was chicken and rice. the rest afhis hair was dark brawn, they were the ear so. it laaks mare clearly like Africa. embarassing "burn-tanline syn­ Both the chicken, the rice, and just about everything else had I'm trying to plan my spring break and·I'm running out of And pre­ - drame," when ane time. My friends what to go to Daytona with all of the other white and crept dangerously far beyand the , almonds in them. We survived, but upon going to the dining hall dictably, gets a sunburn and meatheads, but I'm not sure I went to spend a week in a junior paint where the tap of the ear is attached to. this past Monday night, what did I see? ,Brown rice with they are an afterwords gets his almonds! EEEWWW! Mr. Manners, did they really recycle high movie plot. What do you think I should do? the head. Of caurse, at the time, I was trying to spart Elvis-ican, 'burns trimmed, can­ our $26 a plate dinner and feed it to others? Did they scrape it thaugh sequently expasing off of the plates or just what was left on .the silverware? I'm Chief Pale Skin a Billy Idal-style spiked haircut (clashed a bit with Pier Cannectian and Palo. shirts), haw ane white patches where , ' really grossed out and have not been back to the dining hall Flanner Hall and as a prepubescent, didn't have much say wears them the 'burns had far­ I since. An environmental conscience is one thing, but I certainly I in whether my hair style cantinued onto. my denates merly been en­ do not like pre-chewed food! Your thoughts and comments which pe­ camped. would be most appreciated. face arnat. Then,just dew years later, when I shaving had actually became a chare, there riad af the The message is I was letting the'bums slip quietly dawn in King'sca­ simple: try it, you I reer he is might like it.Withaut I Sincerely, frant af my ears, day by .day, like vines. I As fashian gaes, they seem to. rise and fall paying such telltale markers ,\ Constance Wyne tribute to.. ,of Time, haw else Howard Hall like hemlines ar any gaad empire, and naw they've ,apparently been legitimized ance Shart hair will we be able to. ,I1 again after making it prime time with the and look back at phatas clasely­ 27 years fram naw Dear Wyner: fresh princes af"BeverIy Hills 90210." trimmed, and say, "Jeez, I Dear Chief: Thase cads abviausly stole the idea fram Nicalas Cage, in ane af his myriad 'burn­ I abe' - ~he temporary primacy of Beverly Hills, 90210 loaked stupid back H~w nliive are we? Do. yau really think that University Faad length 'burns marking the early,years, and then," ("But I sure I am af yaur tribe alSo., so. I will be returning to. the Sunshine State. cladrales. Sernces wauld.actually thraw samething aut just because you anly bushy mutton chaps signalling thepre-deatb, , was thin"). Daytana is nat the anly place with beer and babes. Loakat the Unfartunately, mast girlfriends dan't ap­ tauched half aflt? What abauthamburgers an Tuesday that oocame drug muddled Elvis. Daubtless, my father daes. And naw I saup far the rest af the semester? And chili? Take it fram a man heino.usness of the above picture - and skip further south. Or, just prove of 'burns. In fact, a friend last semes­ So now that 'burns have crept anto a sig­ bemaan that his 'burns have been driven wha's warked in many a restaurant, chili is on the level of whatever hang m the Bend for the week. Visit exotic ports of call like Osceola, ter wha'd procured some killer 'burns sur­ nificant number af Damer heads, does it back a little, by his barber ar Time, while Granger, and maybe even Niles. Yau won't have the bronze look, prised me one day when he came to class must be thrawn out before the Board of Health arrives. I don't think mean that we actually have a few rebels or the rest qfhis hair grows to match the color they really scraped it off of your utensils, but you can bet it wasn't but you will be intellectually challenged. And that's what we're here with his burns missing. "Oude, your 'burns ran away, what happened?" I asked. He just nanconfarmists here? Or are we all simply of his 'burns. 0 fresh out of the oven. Thraugh their magic, they parlayed $26 into for, right? 0 too well read in fashion mags, TeenBeat and big savings at yaur local feeding trough. Disgusting, but it's reality. stared at the floor in disgust. She'dputfarth an ultimatum: "Either me, TV? or the 'burns." Hence a few burn(ing) questians: Nate FitzGerald is an off-campus Senior One must stand firm in the face af such -Are they a viable gauge far political or Write me: 303 Lafortune, Campus Mail exercises af power. Though repulsive to sexual preferences? who hopes to be an understudy for Jason -Can one be a Republican and have 'burns? Priestly some day. :11 same, 'bums are an affIrmation of one's il ','11,; 20 iii SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 21 II! Ii! . ' , ...... - ~- '.' '" "'. .' . . . . ' -

demic workshops were held on Saturday I ~ morning with a continental breakfast to dis­ cuss career decisions and opportunities. ii' ..- Hall parties were held on Saturday follow­ ,I - Glancing Back ing mass and dinner in the ACC. The week­ end concluded on Sunday morning with brunch featuring guest speaker Lou Holtz. JPW celebrates its fortieth anniversry Currently, JPW is still held in February. There is an opening gala on Friday night, academic workshops on Saturday morning, dorm luncheons, a Presidential dinner, and a took place are similar to those of this past their son's school, and the University can closing brunch on Sunday morning. The By Patricia Doyle weekend is planned by a fifteen member all­ I - weekend. Junior Parent-Son Weekend took devote all its energies to them. " - nother Junior Parents' Weeke~d place on April 18,1953, and the highlight of Tomorrow the parents will be seeing the junior committee. The weekend itself is run A has come and gone. This the weekend was the presidential dinner on everyday Notre Dame, not the festive Notre by the JPW sophomore committee. This weekend's celebration marked the 40th an­ Saturday Night at the Dining Hall. Dame of football Saturdays. They will meet year's JPW used a nautical theme, with a nual JPW at Note Dame. Since its concep­ the teachers and administrators, and will Bon Voyage Gala, a Captain's Dinner and a tion in 1953, JPW has undergone many In an editorial in the April 17, 1953, even eat in the Dining Halls with their sons, Farewell Brunch with guest speaker Lou changes, but has always managed to give Scholastic, entitled "Looking Over An In­ we are told. Holtz. Although JPW has changed over its parents a taste of their children's lives at vestment," remarked: Ag~n, welcome, and thanks to everyone 40-year history, the purpose ~as remained Notre Dame. The Scholastic wishes to extended a who is helping the "stockholders" to ap­ the same - to show parents the academic, In 1989, the dinner and the brunch were held in the North Dome of the ACC. Forty years ago when Notre Dame was hearty welcome to all parents who will be praise their investment. social and cultural aspects of student life at still an all-male university JPW was known attending the Parents-Son Day here tomor­ tended Junior Parent-Son Weekend. Guided junior students attending the weekend, Fri­ Notre Dame. 0 as Junior Parent-Son Weekend. However, row, and also to congratulate the juniors for The weekend was a joint project of the tours were offered of the Notre Dame Me­ day night activities also r--~~~~~~------l even forty years ago many of the events that their initiative. Junior Class and the administration. It was morial Library, the LOBUND Laboratory, took place. The Notre When this event a one-day event, "designed to 'better ac­ the Computing Center the Radiation Re­ Dame-Michigan was first an­ quaint students' parents with the everyday search Building and Nieuwland Science hockey game was fol­ nounced, many of life their sons lead on campus,'" said Tho­ Hall. University President Father Hesburgh lowed by a social hour us were a bit mas W. Carroll of the University's Depart­ and other officers of the university were at the ACC. The available to receive parents on Saturday President's Dinner was skeptical. We ment of Public Relations. The charge for the 1-80 at Exit 77 luncheon that was held at the dining hall was afternoon at LaFortune. The weekend con­ moved to North Dining thought that such 52825 US 33 N. festivities would one dollar and the cost of the presidential cluded with a Communion Breakfast 'on Hall, as well as the Sunday morning following mass· with breakfast on Sunday. South Bend, IN be more success­ dinner was two dollars. There were college SINGLE workshops on Saturday. afternoon and the breakfast speaker Johnny Lujack, a former In 1981, a record 900 The President, Faculfl), and fhe Members of ful in the Fall on a 272-9000 football weekend. movie "Football Highlights of 1952" was All-American quarterback at Notre Dame. families came to JPW shown. About 350 parents attended the By 1967, over 1400 parents were ex­ on February 6-8 and the Junior Closs This could serve a~ the drawing weekend in 1954. According to the March pected to attend the weekerid. Junior Parent­ parents attended *FREE CONI'INENTAL BREAKFAST card and the 19,1954, issue of Scholastic, "the schedule Son Weekend was still held in March in classes with their chil­ *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS of fhe UniversiftJ of Noire Dame 1970 and parents were invited to several dren on Friday. Later weekend could be , [called] for an active and complete tour of *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN built around it. the University." TheMarch 18, 1955 issue panel discussions on Saturday afternoon . that evening, a "cock­ invite IJOU fo ollend the After a little of Scholastic stated that parents were given, covering such topics as: conscientious ob7 tail-dance" at the ACC *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) thought, however, "an opportunity to eat lunch with their sons jection, co-education and its implications, was held. *FREE LOCAL CALLS 16th Annual Junior Parents-Son Weekend making a football in the Dining Hall, under usual student and a critical evaluation· of education at The theme of the *KIfClIFNEITES game the drawing conditions." Parents were invited to attend Notre Dame. 1986 JPW was "Broad­ *LAUNDRY fo be held 01 Ih'e Universill) card might defeat their sons classes on Saturday morning and 1973 marked a significant change in Jun­ way Comes To Notre ~ the whole pur­ mass was also held on Sunday morning with ior Parent-Son Weekend. With the admis­ Dame." Decorations .:Ie Fridal) Mapch 291h, Salupdal) Mapch 30lh, pose. This way a special section reserved in Sacred Heart for sion of women in 1972, the weekend became and food on Friday II Junior Parents ' Weekend. It was also held in night centered around the parents are parents participating in the weekend. II! ~ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS Sundal) Mapch' 31st. here entirely be­ In 1965, during the 13th annual Junior mid-February as opposed to March in pre­ this theme, all relating -:::r cause they want to Parent-Son Weekend, as the University was vious years. In 1974, with 800 parents of to musicals. The aca- get a good look at growing, parents of some 400 juniors at- 22 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 23 ~- '.' '" "'. .' . . . . ' -

demic workshops were held on Saturday I ~ morning with a continental breakfast to dis­ cuss career decisions and opportunities. ii' ..- Hall parties were held on Saturday follow­ ,I - Glancing Back ing mass and dinner in the ACC. The week­ end concluded on Sunday morning with brunch featuring guest speaker Lou Holtz. JPW celebrates its fortieth anniversry Currently, JPW is still held in February. There is an opening gala on Friday night, academic workshops on Saturday morning, dorm luncheons, a Presidential dinner, and a took place are similar to those of this past their son's school, and the University can closing brunch on Sunday morning. The By Patricia Doyle weekend is planned by a fifteen member all­ I - weekend. Junior Parent-Son Weekend took devote all its energies to them. " - nother Junior Parents' Weeke~d place on April 18,1953, and the highlight of Tomorrow the parents will be seeing the junior committee. The weekend itself is run A has come and gone. This the weekend was the presidential dinner on everyday Notre Dame, not the festive Notre by the JPW sophomore committee. This weekend's celebration marked the 40th an­ Saturday Night at the Dining Hall. Dame of football Saturdays. They will meet year's JPW used a nautical theme, with a nual JPW at Note Dame. Since its concep­ the teachers and administrators, and will Bon Voyage Gala, a Captain's Dinner and a tion in 1953, JPW has undergone many In an editorial in the April 17, 1953, even eat in the Dining Halls with their sons, Farewell Brunch with guest speaker Lou changes, but has always managed to give Scholastic, entitled "Looking Over An In­ we are told. Holtz. Although JPW has changed over its parents a taste of their children's lives at vestment," remarked: Ag~n, welcome, and thanks to everyone 40-year history, the purpose ~as remained Notre Dame. The Scholastic wishes to extended a who is helping the "stockholders" to ap­ the same - to show parents the academic, In 1989, the dinner and the brunch were held in the North Dome of the ACC. Forty years ago when Notre Dame was hearty welcome to all parents who will be praise their investment. social and cultural aspects of student life at still an all-male university JPW was known attending the Parents-Son Day here tomor­ tended Junior Parent-Son Weekend. Guided junior students attending the weekend, Fri­ Notre Dame. 0 as Junior Parent-Son Weekend. However, row, and also to congratulate the juniors for The weekend was a joint project of the tours were offered of the Notre Dame Me­ day night activities also r--~~~~~~------l even forty years ago many of the events that their initiative. Junior Class and the administration. It was morial Library, the LOBUND Laboratory, took place. The Notre When this event a one-day event, "designed to 'better ac­ the Computing Center the Radiation Re­ Dame-Michigan was first an­ quaint students' parents with the everyday search Building and Nieuwland Science hockey game was fol­ nounced, many of life their sons lead on campus,'" said Tho­ Hall. University President Father Hesburgh lowed by a social hour us were a bit mas W. Carroll of the University's Depart­ and other officers of the university were at the ACC. The available to receive parents on Saturday President's Dinner was skeptical. We ment of Public Relations. The charge for the 1-80 at Exit 77 luncheon that was held at the dining hall was afternoon at LaFortune. The weekend con­ moved to North Dining thought that such 52825 US 33 N. festivities would one dollar and the cost of the presidential cluded with a Communion Breakfast 'on Hall, as well as the Sunday morning following mass· with breakfast on Sunday. South Bend, IN be more success­ dinner was two dollars. There were college SINGLE workshops on Saturday. afternoon and the breakfast speaker Johnny Lujack, a former In 1981, a record 900 The President, Faculfl), and fhe Members of ful in the Fall on a 272-9000 football weekend. movie "Football Highlights of 1952" was All-American quarterback at Notre Dame. families came to JPW shown. About 350 parents attended the By 1967, over 1400 parents were ex­ on February 6-8 and the Junior Closs This could serve a~ the drawing weekend in 1954. According to the March pected to attend the weekerid. Junior Parent­ parents attended *FREE CONI'INENTAL BREAKFAST card and the 19,1954, issue of Scholastic, "the schedule Son Weekend was still held in March in classes with their chil­ *PRIV ATE IN ROOM JACUZZI SPAS of fhe UniversiftJ of Noire Dame 1970 and parents were invited to several dren on Friday. Later weekend could be , [called] for an active and complete tour of *FREE HBO, CNN, ESPN built around it. the University." TheMarch 18, 1955 issue panel discussions on Saturday afternoon . that evening, a "cock­ invite IJOU fo ollend the After a little of Scholastic stated that parents were given, covering such topics as: conscientious ob7 tail-dance" at the ACC *IN ROOM MOVIESNCR (over 50 titles) thought, however, "an opportunity to eat lunch with their sons jection, co-education and its implications, was held. *FREE LOCAL CALLS 16th Annual Junior Parents-Son Weekend making a football in the Dining Hall, under usual student and a critical evaluation· of education at The theme of the *KIfClIFNEITES game the drawing conditions." Parents were invited to attend Notre Dame. 1986 JPW was "Broad­ *LAUNDRY fo be held 01 Ih'e Universill) card might defeat their sons classes on Saturday morning and 1973 marked a significant change in Jun­ way Comes To Notre ~ the whole pur­ mass was also held on Sunday morning with ior Parent-Son Weekend. With the admis­ Dame." Decorations .:Ie Fridal) Mapch 291h, Salupdal) Mapch 30lh, pose. This way a special section reserved in Sacred Heart for sion of women in 1972, the weekend became and food on Friday II Junior Parents ' Weekend. It was also held in night centered around the parents are parents participating in the weekend. II! ~ PRIVATE IN ROOM SPAS Sundal) Mapch' 31st. here entirely be­ In 1965, during the 13th annual Junior mid-February as opposed to March in pre­ this theme, all relating -:::r cause they want to Parent-Son Weekend, as the University was vious years. In 1974, with 800 parents of to musicals. The aca- get a good look at growing, parents of some 400 juniors at- 22 SCHOLASTIC FEBRUARY 20, 1992 23 -- -: '. :. . ~.. .

FINAL WORD Turn Loss Into by James Gannon with Catherine Sheehy Opportunity and John Daly t is possible to see the eviction of Pangborn's often lacking at Notre Dame. Men and women could I residents as an opportunity, not a loss. For the interact on a daily basis and know each other for who they fIrst time in years there is nothing stopping the are. Not objects. Not enemies. Just people. university from establishing a co-educational dor­ And co-educational dormitories would not detract mitory. No residents who have not already been from Notre Dame's 'Catholic character.' It has been evicted and no reason for assuming that we, as shown again and again that co-educational housing can responsible adulLs, cannoL handle living in the same work at Catholic institutions. With Villanova's recent building as someone of the opposite gender. With acceptance of co-ed housing, no national Catholic uni­ this in mind, we propose that Pangborn be con­ versity, outside of Notre Dame, refuses to allow their verted to a co-ed dorm. students the choice between single-sex and co-ed living. Also, in order to demonstrate that the student Even Notre Dame has no moral qualms with co-ed body is serious about co-educational housing, we housing for its London Program students. suggestPangborn be made chemical-free. Showing The conversion of Pangborn into a co~educational that there are enough people willing to sacrifice' dormitory is certainly feasible. The dorm is small their right to possess and consume chemicals, enough for an experiment in co-ed living and the in­ TH-£: 'PALl' bAI'lt-iON t>R.opusAL AAv'lrl{' PAS.>&j), f.Cf:sf:: q­ among them alcohol, within the dormitory should creased number of incoming women will not immedi­ + serve as proof of the responsibility and depth of ately fIll it. Co-ed housing is desired by a majority of CI+P.1~5f (L{/,\'Nft1I3II~V F(1tfG FtllI-U,(£ of i3I D5fflGf!£) f~6PARE: " "I;' commitment of those choosing to live in a co-ed students, is in keeping with Catholic teaching, and /0 £:i'JTfR. -rUr: NbW CoG-D / C.fff-H'u\-L H<.H': flirlb13D~ HAu­ 1- riZ. /11'ri... u;'( PtA!f :{O/2. TH£:If(. >rt'F£::Y ON 7}f15 j)£IJClFrr:; c/- seLting. should greatly improve student life. E~""#HG-/..'( j)lftJ~b,eolAj F3x,vf:~/f1/;t'WtL 'rf ISS/vrl. ,\'I!F: The extent of student support for co~ed housing is So what stands in the way of converting Pangborn to 1- - 1 ' well-known. Recent student government surveys a co~ed dorm? Nothing but inertia. It has been years :f have found that the overwhelming majority of stu­ since students have mounted a serious effort to lobby the 11' dents favor cOced dorms and would not be disturbed administration for a choice between co-ed and single-sex if their dorm was converted. housing.' Now the time is ripe. 'I(, The ways in which co-ed housing would im­ This Wednesday a group of students came together for ; prove campus life are also well-known. Male­ the fIrst time to plan and coordinate such an effort. In the female relations at Notre Dame are inexcusably meeting, we discussed the petitions which we hope to i:'~, ,. I' poor. Men and women, segregated by building, circulate in the dining halls (one asking whether students I,j .' have liLtle opportunity to truly know each other would support the establishment of a co-ed, chemical­ outside of the classroom or the sexually-charged free Pangborn, and another if they would be willing to atmosphere of the Domer party. Gross stereotypes live in such a dorm). In addition, we spoke about drafting f of one another abound. Just watch any campus a proposal calling for a co-ed, chemical-free Pangborn, talent show or listen to a group of women or men then presenting it to the administration. In our opinion, t,! : talking after parietals. Are their depictions of the this proposal will be seriously' considered if unified '(, opposite sex legitimate? Or are they a symptom of student support were to be shown through the actions of I,~ , the antagonistic male-female relations encouraged student groups, our petitions, and the campus media . h.f~ by single-sex dorms? In the meantime, we challenge the student govern­ l' 4h Segregated living quarters help perpetuate many ment, campus groups, and most importantly, the sLudent (1 of the unrealistic perceptions and expectations of body, to make themselves heard on this issue. It is time 11 the opposite sex responsible for a large part of the for us to demand to be treated as the adults we are. Write ~ sexual hostility and self-destructive behavior found to Scholastic. Write to The Observer. Write to the ad­ on this campus. 'Hooking up' becomes the focus ministration. For a brief moment, we have the opportu­

Ilil"l!,., for many partygoers and alcohol becomes a crutch nity to determine how we live. Let's take advantage of , ~ 1\ for a number of those unable to relate to members of it. 'I I ,' Gannon. Sheehy and the opposite sex. If you too are fed up with complaining about Notre

:,\ 'l Daly are leading the A co-ed Pangborn, while not a cure-all, would Dame's lack of co-ed housing and, instead, would like to 1 ~ campaign to make allow genuine friendships to develop between help make it a reality, feel free to contact James Gannon 1\ Pangborn co-ed. members of the opposite sex while, at the same at X2348 or Catherine Sheehy at X4852. 0 1 time, nurturing the respect for one another which is 24 SCHOLASTIC N; A ~~t\ lN5T1Tvl1oN,) \\" SG6MS lLlof{'tCAL III \0 D\SCONTn-lUe fu~DIN& R&ScARd-\ '\001....5" " ,- I,'JI

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FINAL WORD Turn Loss Into by James Gannon with Catherine Sheehy Opportunity and John Daly t is possible to see the eviction of Pangborn's often lacking at Notre Dame. Men and women could I residents as an opportunity, not a loss. For the interact on a daily basis and know each other for who they fIrst time in years there is nothing stopping the are. Not objects. Not enemies. Just people. university from establishing a co-educational dor­ And co-educational dormitories would not detract mitory. No residents who have not already been from Notre Dame's 'Catholic character.' It has been evicted and no reason for assuming that we, as shown again and again that co-educational housing can responsible adulLs, cannoL handle living in the same work at Catholic institutions. With Villanova's recent building as someone of the opposite gender. With acceptance of co-ed housing, no national Catholic uni­ this in mind, we propose that Pangborn be con­ versity, outside of Notre Dame, refuses to allow their verted to a co-ed dorm. students the choice between single-sex and co-ed living. Also, in order to demonstrate that the student Even Notre Dame has no moral qualms with co-ed body is serious about co-educational housing, we housing for its London Program students. suggestPangborn be made chemical-free. Showing The conversion of Pangborn into a co~educational that there are enough people willing to sacrifice' dormitory is certainly feasible. The dorm is small their right to possess and consume chemicals, enough for an experiment in co-ed living and the in­ TH-£: 'PALl' bAI'lt-iON t>R.opusAL AAv'lrl{' PAS.>&j), f.Cf:sf:: q­ among them alcohol, within the dormitory should creased number of incoming women will not immedi­ + serve as proof of the responsibility and depth of ately fIll it. Co-ed housing is desired by a majority of CI+P.1~5f (L{/,\'Nft1I3II~V F(1tfG FtllI-U,(£ of i3I D5fflGf!£) f~6PARE: " "I;' commitment of those choosing to live in a co-ed students, is in keeping with Catholic teaching, and /0 £:i'JTfR. -rUr: NbW CoG-D / C.fff-H'u\-L H<.H': flirlb13D~ HAu­ 1- riZ. /11'ri... u;'( PtA!f :{O/2. TH£:If(. >rt'F£::Y ON 7}f15 j)£IJClFrr:; c/- seLting. should greatly improve student life. E~""#HG-/..'( j)lftJ~b,eolAj F3x,vf:~/f1/;t'WtL 'rf ISS/vrl. ,\'I!F: The extent of student support for co~ed housing is So what stands in the way of converting Pangborn to 1- - 1 ' well-known. Recent student government surveys a co~ed dorm? Nothing but inertia. It has been years :f have found that the overwhelming majority of stu­ since students have mounted a serious effort to lobby the 11' dents favor cOced dorms and would not be disturbed administration for a choice between co-ed and single-sex if their dorm was converted. housing.' Now the time is ripe. 'I(, The ways in which co-ed housing would im­ This Wednesday a group of students came together for ; prove campus life are also well-known. Male­ the fIrst time to plan and coordinate such an effort. In the female relations at Notre Dame are inexcusably meeting, we discussed the petitions which we hope to i:'~, ,. I' poor. Men and women, segregated by building, circulate in the dining halls (one asking whether students I,j .' have liLtle opportunity to truly know each other would support the establishment of a co-ed, chemical­ outside of the classroom or the sexually-charged free Pangborn, and another if they would be willing to atmosphere of the Domer party. Gross stereotypes live in such a dorm). In addition, we spoke about drafting f of one another abound. Just watch any campus a proposal calling for a co-ed, chemical-free Pangborn, talent show or listen to a group of women or men then presenting it to the administration. In our opinion, t,! : talking after parietals. Are their depictions of the this proposal will be seriously' considered if unified '(, opposite sex legitimate? Or are they a symptom of student support were to be shown through the actions of I,~ , the antagonistic male-female relations encouraged student groups, our petitions, and the campus media . h.f~ by single-sex dorms? In the meantime, we challenge the student govern­ l' 4h Segregated living quarters help perpetuate many ment, campus groups, and most importantly, the sLudent (1 of the unrealistic perceptions and expectations of body, to make themselves heard on this issue. It is time 11 the opposite sex responsible for a large part of the for us to demand to be treated as the adults we are. Write ~ sexual hostility and self-destructive behavior found to Scholastic. Write to The Observer. Write to the ad­ on this campus. 'Hooking up' becomes the focus ministration. For a brief moment, we have the opportu­

Ilil"l!,., for many partygoers and alcohol becomes a crutch nity to determine how we live. Let's take advantage of , ~ 1\ for a number of those unable to relate to members of it. 'I I ,' Gannon. Sheehy and the opposite sex. If you too are fed up with complaining about Notre

:,\ 'l Daly are leading the A co-ed Pangborn, while not a cure-all, would Dame's lack of co-ed housing and, instead, would like to 1 ~ campaign to make allow genuine friendships to develop between help make it a reality, feel free to contact James Gannon 1\ Pangborn co-ed. members of the opposite sex while, at the same at X2348 or Catherine Sheehy at X4852. 0 1 time, nurturing the respect for one another which is 24 SCHOLASTIC N; A ~~t\ lN5T1Tvl1oN,) \\" SG6MS lLlof{'tCAL III \0 D\SCONTn-lUe fu~DIN& R&ScARd-\ '\001....5" " ,- I,'JI

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