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UW Board of Regents decide on two major issues Hate Speech Tenure can be rule advances granted without recommendation

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In a 9-6 decision Friday, the Uni­ On the heels of a state legislative versity of Wisconsin Board of Re­ audit report condemning affirmative gents passed UWS 17, better known actionprocedures at the University of as the "hate speech" rule. Wisconsin-Milwaukee, Gov.Tommy The rule was a redraft of an earlier Thompson signed a bill into law Fri­ version which was declaredunconsti- day that permits the UW Board of tutional by U.S. District Judge Robert Regents to award tenure without the Warren. Theintent of the"hate speech" recommendation of a university aca­ rule is to make it against university demic department. policy to use an epithet which is in­ The measure,known as the Trojan tended to demean and/or provoke a Bill, is a directresult of a sex discrimi­ student into violence by creating a nation case filed by former UWM hostile environment Associate Professor Ceil Pillsbury. According to the bill, an epithet "is In 1987, the State Supreme Court intended to demean the race, sex, handeddownwhathasbecomeknown reUgioncolor,creed,disahUity,sexual as the Trojan decision. The decision orientation, national origin, ancestry said the Board of Regents could only or age of the person addressed." grant tenure with the recommenda­ —•Post photo by Mike The rule does not prohibit public tion of both the academic department Anand Veerabahu (left) and Chimaya Trivedi (right), both Pre-Med studer addresses to groups or audiences, even TMB Program at UWM, take advantage ofthe unseasonably warm weather S and the chancellor. though the intent may be to demean they play a little one-on-one basketball. Temperatures were In the mld-50s. The Trojan Bill is areversal ofthe the group or individuals in that group. "I agree with the intent, but have Please see Trojan page 4 problems with it for other reasons," word games, to appease," he said. The said University of Wisconsin-Mil­ studentpointed out the first sentence of waukee Mass Communication lec­ the new rule. "xThe university may Finmark sponsors job forum turer Gregg Hoffmann. "The general discipline a student in nonacademic policy CTeatespotentialforfreespeec h matters in the following situations...' By Christine M. Nielsen Schenker. "You have to make opportunities for yourself." suppression. Free speech is free Why use way? There is no strong will Schenker added that to create these opportunities it is speech. If you want to live in a society to make sure it's going to be a strong What is the outlook for the job market in the next few important to have a strategic plan to separate yourself from of free speech you have to allow law. The rule starts and finishes with yeare?Wheredothebiggestopportunitieslie?Andhowcan everyone else. people the freedom to say idiotic vague language, and that is where the the newly graduated student increase his or her chances of Lloyd suggested that before walking into an inter­ things." strong language should be!" obtaining a job? view, it is a good idea to think of "CAR stories." 'Thisrule is bullshit," said amem- Hoffhiannthinksthe"markeiplace These werejustafewofthetopicsaddressedon Wednes­ According to Lloyd, these are not stories of how Ed the ber of the Black Student Union who of ideas" is where valid ideas should day, March 4 in the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee mechanic got rid of that ticking noise in your engine, but wished to remain anonymous. "It is Please see Hate page 4 Union Wisconsin Room at the Finmark Business Forum, a anecdotes which address an experience from your life. panel discussion on the future of employment in the present "Instead ofjus t saying, Tm hard-working,' say vLet me economy. give you an example. This was a Challenge I faced, this was Door to door politics WTMJ-TV news anchor Mike Gousha served as mod­ the Approach I used and this is what the Result was,'" she erator for the five panel members: Robert Slater, senior vice added. While WAC is a Wisconsin-based president of investments for Robert W. Baird Financial By Paul Krueger group, it is intertwined with other Lloyd explained that people remember stories much Services; Robert Spero, managing partner of Deloitte- As election time nears here in the organizations across the country. better than they remember facts. Touche accounting firm; Jane Navis, director of operations Dairy State, talk of "the issues" be­ "Some of our membership will The panel agreed that it is also a good idea to look into at Prostaff job placement services; Eric Schenker, dean of comes more andmore eminent. While overlapinto other groups,"McGowan opportunities in the successful medium and smaller-sized UWM's business school, and Joan Lloyd, president of Joan some politicians have recently won said. "Members of WAC may be businesses. Painting a grim picture of thefiercecompetition Lloyd, Inc. career developing and counseling, columnistfor by skirting and trying to make you members of AFSCME or some ofthe involved in larger companies, Schenker said Northwestern theMilwaukeeJournalandauthorof'TheCareer Decisions forgetaboutthe issues, the Wisconsin church groups." Mutual Life had 80,000 applicants for positions this year Planner—When to Move, When to Stay and When to Go Action Coalition (WAQ is actively alone. "We have a long-standing rela­ Out On Your Own." trying to inform people about these tionship with a lot of national organi­ According to Lloyd, "connections" in the job market are issues. zations and movements for social Gousha, who graduated fromUW-Madiso n with a jour­ invaluable. Presently, WAC's major concern change and it's going to take a na­ nalism degree, presented advice to the crowd of mostly "Statistics show 50 to 80 percent of the people in the is the implementation of a national tional movement for national health undergrad business majors such as information about in­ room will get jobs from someone they know," she said. health care system. care," WAC Executive Director ternships, the usefulness of graduate study and hard, cold Schenker said it is also helpful to get to know your "We worked to lobby [U.S. Reps.] James "Jeff' J. Eagen added. "That's facts about the job market today. professors. Jim Moody and Gerald Kleczka to whyit'sso important, and we're work­ Spero stated that there is a great demand for the students "Many times professors are called and asked if they have sign on and co-sponsor [a national ing together with people from other who are in the top 10 to 15 percent of their class. any students [who would be interested in a position]," he health care bill] and we were success­ states. According to Jane Navis, if you are not a4.0 student, you said. ful," said Rob McGowan, a former "We've got powerful opponents. shouldn't get discouraged. Slater added that other attributes also aid the career UWM student working for WAC. The American Medical Association "Companies like to see a doer," said Navis. "The people hunter. "Right now there are 66 co-sponsors (AMA) is probably the most power- in the top lOpCTcentmaynothavethecommunication skills "You've got to be self-confident, able to take rejection," around the country, largely due to which a company desires." offices in 35 different states." Please see Politics page 3 "Don't say, vOh my God, there aren't any jobs,'" said Please see Finmark page 4 Page 2 The UWM Post Monday, March 9, 1992 Week in Brief (compiled bu>t Sandra J5r. 'arm Milwaukee Beer Festival to be held at St. Casimir's Theater group to present "The parish and features "the Blessing of the Bock" Christopher Columbus Follies" < To help celebrate and prove that the name "Milwaukee" still means "beer," The Milwaukee Beer Festival will The Underground Railway Theater will return to Milwaukee for one special be held on March 22,1992, from noon to 6 pjn. at St. Casirnir Parish, 920 E. Clarke St., Milwaukee. performance to benefit Mobilization for Survival and HONOR, Honor Our The event will feature the fourth annual Blessing of the Bock, performed by Fr. Michael G. Barrett. Patrons of Neighbors Origins and Rights. the event will also be allowed to taste a variety of domestic and imported Bock and Specialty beers. The group will present "The Christopher Columbus Follies" on Thursday, A minimum donation of $ 10 is required for admission. Home brewers will be admitted for $5 with a donation April 2,1992 at 7:30 pjn. at MATC's Cooley Auditorium. of a six-pack of home made Bock or The internationally known theater Speciality beer. All proceeds go to Festival of the Art Song at the University of Wisconsin- group uses a variety of artistic forms St. Casimir Parish and The Wiscon­ and social concerns to challenge and sin Vietnam Veterans Memorial Milwaukee will focus on Eastern Europe entertain "The Christopher Colum­ Project (WVVMP). June 8-13 are the scheduled dates for the sixth International Festival of the Art Song at the University of Wisconsin- bus Follies" delves into the contro­ For more information contact Milwaukee. This year's festival will focus on Eastern European masters ofthe art song, featuring them in concerts and versy around this year's 500th Anni­ John Zutz at 372-0749. master classes. versary of native people discovering Since its founding in 1981 by Yolanda Marculescu, professor of music at UWM, the festival has provided more than Columbus. 400 singers, pianists, teachersan d music-lovers the opportunity to work with and observe more than 30 master artists. Tickets are available for$ 10 at the Six day walk in Originally set for 1991, the biennial festival was rescheduled to summer 1992 to coincide with the 30th anniversary door or for $8 at the celebration of the UWM's School of Fine Arts. Mobilization for Survival's Peace Israel planned Tickets for concerts andmaster classes are availablesingly or as aseries. Forfuilherfestival information, call 229-6116. Action Center, 1001E. Keefe Ave., or by calling 964-5158. An international, nonviolent six- Ticket information can be obtained by calling the UWM Fine Arts Box Office, 229-4308. day walk through Israel and the Bald eagle Occupied Territories is planned for Schooner Fare National American Indian Science June 5-10, 1992 on the occasion performs April 11 adoption program and Engineering Fair ofthe 25th Anniversary ofthe six- Protection efforts ofthe bald eagle The University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee will be the site for the fifth annual day war. Anationally-knownfolktrio from in Wisconsin, despite the 1989 up­ National American Indian Science and Engineering Fair, April 9-11. The walk will provide an oppor­ Maine, Schooner Fare, will perform grade of their status from endangered Students in grades five to 12, sponsored by their schools, local organizations tunity for various peace activities a benefit concert on Saturday, April to threatened, are continuing through or tribal councils will participate. such as vigils outside prisons where 11,1992 at the American Serb Me- "Adopt An Eagle Nest Program." The 1992 sciencefair,hostedbymeGEST(GatewaytoEngineering,Science human rights violations have taken morialHall,5105 W. Oklahoma Ave. With contributions from this pro­ and Technology) program in UWM's College of Engineering and Applied place and dialogue with local com­ All proceeds fromthe concert will gram, biologists are able to conduct Science, wasinitiatedby the American Indian Science andEngineering Society. munities and organizations. go to the Safe House for abused and aerial surveys to checknests andcount This is an independent initia­ neglected children in Milwaukee. young, rescueand Frigid Five Walk now not so frigid tive, actively supported by over This emergency shelter provides v rehabilitate sick or orphaned ea­ After 12 years, the Channel 4 Frigid Five Walk/Run for the American Heart 125 organizations and individuals short-term care for young children glets and locate and protect winter Association of Wisconsin will have a new name, a new location and a new committed to the cause of peace in pending placement in a foster home roost sites. the Middle East. or with an appropriate relative. major corporate sponsor. For more information on this pro­ The event is now called the Prange's/Channel 4 Not-So-Frigid Five. It will For further information contact General admission tickets for the gram, write to Adopt An Eagle Nest be held Saturday, May 2, at Veterans' Park at the Milwaukee lakefront and is Kathy Kelly at (312) 784-8065 or 8:00 pjn. concert are $12, ticket in- Program, Bureau of Endangered Re­ sponsored by Prange's Department Stores. by writing 1460 West Carmen Av­ formationis availableby calling332- sources, P.O. Box 7921, Madison, For more information, call the American Heart Association of Wisconsin. enue, Chicago, IL 60640. 8521. WI 53707. Start your own computer business Milwaukee Brewers ticket office announces hours, A two-day workshop, offered by Marquette University's Division of Con­ tinuing Education, will teach the how-to's of starting a computer business at packages and ticket prices home. 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By Amy Kraase is "to get the community teams of people will go out Sa^burgHallsAdministrativeCoun- together, it'sacommunity into the city and clean up the cil (SHAC) and the Student Associa­ After buying lunch at one of the campaign," said Tracy streets or help agencies like tion (SA), Felde said. food places in the Union, maybe you Felde, one of the group's Habitat for Humanity and "We have a lot of support, but it's have noticed the big plastic contain­ participants. the United Way, Felde said. passive support We need people. ers by the cash registers with the According to Felde, The teams from UWM Everyone thinks that it's a good idea, labels that say "Keep the Change." since many homeless will have taken pledges for but we need workers," said Felde, These plastic jugs are part, of an people are between the three hours of work and will who is also one of the Volunteer effort to help the homeless and hun­ ages of 20 and 29, similar consist of students, faculty Services Unlimited members. gry and were set up by the University to the ages of UWM stu­ and student organizations. Thenuniberofpeopleseekingshel- of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Commu­ dents, there is a link be­ The UWM teams will ter in 1990 was 10,740, a 16 percent nity Campaign Against Hunger and tween the two groups of work on the East Side and increase over 1988, according to sta­ Homelessness (UWM CCAHH), a people. some parts of Riverwest, tistics in the annual report of Emer­ new organization on campus. "Right then and there, mainly because of possible gency Shelter Referral Network, com­ "We know there is a problem here you realize that it could be transportation problems and piled by First Call for Help, a joint with homelessness and we want you," said Felde. because Marquette is work­ programoftheUnitedWayof Greater UWM to get involved with the com­ Besides the "Keep the ing in the downtown area, Milwaukee, Inc. and the Social De­ munity," said Cheryl Briggs, one of Change" donation pro­ Felde said. velopment Commission in Milwau­ the people who helped form the new gram, UWM CCAHH has UWM CCAHH has sup­ kee County. group. organized other events and port from all the three areas "The homelessness issue in Mil­ According to a leaflet circulated programs to make people Cheryl Briggs ofUWM—faculty, staff and waukee is severe. We hope to con­ by the group, UWM CCAHH's ob­ aware ofthe issues of hun­ student organizations. tinue this [UWM CCAHH] for at jective is to "promote awareness in ger and homelessness. elude people fromUWM , Marquette Thegrouphasthesupportof Chan­ least once a year, and hopefully, once the UWM community (students, fac­ April has been designated as University and Cardinal Stritch Col­ cellor John Schroeder, Assistant a semester," Felde said. ulty, staff, neighborhood businesses "UWM CCAHH Awareness Month" lege. Chancellor William Mayrl, the Of­ "If it's successful enough, hope­ and homes) concerning hunger and and will include two Popcorn Fo­ For the citywide event (which is fice of Student Life, Union Program­ fully a student organization will be homelessness issues in Milwaukee." rums, donation tables in the Union also a national event but will take ming, Volunteer Services Unlimited, formed to do only this," said Briggs. A related goal of UWM CCAHH and a citywide event which will in- place on a different day nationally), Dysfunctional family life affects study habits How are my feelings about study­ by feelings that unless you become child and trying to study, you might Trust yourself so that even your ing andtaking exams related to how conscious of your thoughts, your suggest firmly but lovingly that mistakes can be experienced as hav­ nurturing or dysfunctional my fam­ feelings seem to "just happen." FORYOIK you'll pay attention to him/hersoon, ing worth. Accepting all the parts of ily is? Well, your feelings actually "when I'm finished with this chap­ yourself transforms those parts and follow your thoughts and are really ter." breaks a pattern of dysfunction so responses to your own thoughts. IN A NURTURING FAMILY- HEALTH By paying closer attention to your that it will not be passed on to future And your thoughts, the ones you -people feel free to talk about thinking, you honor all your generations or endured any longer say in your head to yourself (or inner feelings. lies get none or few ofthe nurturing thoughts, even those about running by yourself. maybe even out loud) as you sit -all feelings are okay, behaviors and all or most of the away fromstudying . Youdon'tneed If you need more information down to study or take an exam, are -there are few "shoulds." dysfunctional ones. If you identify to think in all-or-nothing terms any­ about studyAest anxiety please call often negative. -there are clear, flexible rules, with the dysfunctional family list, more. You don'thave to study with­ the Norris Health Center at 229- If you come from a dysfunc­ -the atmosphere is relaxed. chances are your sense of self-worth out treats, or goof-off completely. 4716 to make an appointment to be tional family, you may have many is deeply damaged and needs some There's a balanced, practical, seen by one of the mental health negative thoughts about your learn­ tender loving care. middle-of-the-road way, your staff. If you've been using alcohol ing ability. Perhaps your small vic­ IN A DYSFUNCTIONAL As a child you were told so many rhythm of doing things. Perhaps or other drugs to deal with your tories (an A on a quiz) aren't cel­ FAMILY- times that you "shouldn't" want to yours is an early morning or late anxiety, you can call Drug Abuse ebrated, and your fears (I'm scared -people compulsively protect play, but you "should" want to do evening rhythm. Perhaps it's two Prevention Educator Pamela Roper about this midterm) aren't listened inner feelings. your music lesson. When you sit hours on, one hour off, or 45 min­ at 229-6668 for an appointment. to, so your self-esteem suffers. You -only certain feelings are okay. down to study, you tell yourself all utes on and 15 minutes off. may look like a successful student -there are lots of "shoulds." those "should" thoughts. Even to others, but you feel very anxious, -the rules are unclear, inconsis­ though it's your inner voice saying full of self-doubt, depressed, "out tent and rigid. them and not your mother and fa­ of place" and exhausted from pre­ -the atmosphere is ten ther, you feel small and powerless DOWNTOWN CLINIC OF ELECTROLYSIS tending. just as you did when you were a Permanent Hair Removal Your thoughts pretty much dic­ child. That "small and powerless" 271-5911 tate your feelings, so studying is How? Well, you'veread the nur­ feeling lets you know that your "in­ experienced as a burden, instead of turing vs. dysfunctional family lists. ner child" is suffering. You can an opportunity—a choice you are Which one do you identify with? change what you say to yourself to *AI1 Medically Acceptable Methods Available •Dermatologist Consultant Available making. Thoughts may only last a While no family is perfect, adult nurture your "inner child." Including New Computerized Methods •Reasonable, Affordable Prices second and be followed so quickly children from dysfunctional fami- If you were babysitting a real •Licensed and Registered Electrologist •Men and Women •Very Comfortable, Soothing Surroundings •Day and Evening Appointments Coalition lobbies for support •Private Treatment Rooms •Very Flexible Politics from page 1 collectively, if they would band together for student rights. Since it's usually only about a five-year span in one's life, £«*** £. EAIMA, £.£. 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Like anybody else, students as a whole I "We began working during the second national energy have been taking a beating the last lOto 12years. Anditisn't crisis," Eagan said. "After a while we built a very powerful getting any easier." coalition and people said "this organization is too powerful In addition to the student population, WAC is trying to just to focus on a single issue, we need to address other make inroads in the African-American community, another AGafe concerns that people face.' potentially strong group. "We look at mostly consumer and economic issues. On Kari DiFonzo, another former UWM student at WAC, the environment, for example, the issues tend to fall on summed up the organization and its aims. public health, like trying to stop toxics," said Eagan. "We work for social change and we're one of the more Students wanting to broaden their political horizons progressive organizations that you 're going to find,"sh e said. might want to look into WAC. 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Sometimes students don't realize the power they have, Page 4 The UWM Post Monday, March 9, 1992 : Hate Speech: II H Intent key to rule Hate from page 1 The new rule calls for one person canary anacaJernfcdepattmmV it does give teetuto any kind of t«view procedure on the (to be chosen soon) to adrninister rm- be decided. discipline throughout the UW Sys­ reveal ftiai &«« -. . . < :-v\ - -.'vs v.*:ed in the decision she "Second of all, I think k dso s:aves notice that these 'Trust the marketplace of ideas— tem. According to Tim Finman, a boardof regents may grantttecandidateteiwe without the kinds of issues are to be taken seriously ," said Atherton. stupid and cruel things would be UW-Madison law professor and au­ recomn-kendation of the department. "And I hope that will have broader ramifications:' thrown out," said Hoffmann. "I don't thor of the new rule, there was incon­ Wisconsin Stale Rep. Barbara Notestein says the law Eventhough Athertonbelieves the new law is astep in think people get enough credit for sistent and inappropriate action taken will allow the UW system to dean its own house. the right direction, she said there arc many other problems tliinkingforthernselves.Forexample, in the past "One person could ensure "The realconcemhere isthat there isnoprwedureshort for women faculty membersat UWMeven after tenure has let David Duke run If he gets shel­ fair treatment," he said. ofgoto; sy beengi lacked, it's obvious his ideas aren't Not everyone thinks the "hate feel they havebeen discriminated againsCsaid Notestein. "A lot of women are being lost after they get tenure as accepted." speech" rule is a violation of student "This will allow an administrative procedure that will, I well as leaving for other reasons before," said Atherton. Hoffmann believes that how epi­ rights, however. UW-MadisonChan- think, save money, save recrimination and hostility and "So, I thinka lot more work needs to be done to try and see thets are looked at is important. cellor Donna Shalala thinks it is nec­ allow people who feel they've been mistreated some whyitisuhatthiscaniptisisdoirigsuchabadjobatkeeping "We as people assign meaning to essary. recourse fr Its women."- '.'•.'' symbols, and the reaction to the sym­ 'This rale may be die most impor­ Notestein cited former UWM employee Katharine Notestein said the-UW system has an obligation to root bol tells as much abouttheuser as the tant tool regents can give chancel­ King'scase against the university as another reason for the out bias and intolerance wherever it finds it and to provide person reacting," he said. lors," Shalala said. new law, . women and ity members with the same Hoffmann thinks the rule may be Madison Regent Erroll Davis said "Kingwc •- the university, but that giii- ien receive, ineffective for several reasons. the rale is important because students victory came at great personal expense," said Notestein. "I thinkthat wonienandrriinoriry facultymembersneed "I think a lot of racism on campus of every color should be able to get an "She [King] was left jobless, and after the university won to be mentored and brought along the same way that male comesfromfaculty. This [rale] is just an appeal which reduced the monetary award, she was left faculty members are brought along," she saicL "It's not a education. geared at students as an underclass.. nearly penniless. King may have won her lawsuit, but in cut-and*<&ied process, it's a complicated process and "The state has to create an atmo­ . it puts university officials in an awk­ meendshecouldnotraatchtheresouTcesand instituiional women and minorities need assistance just as men do. I sphere conducive to that," Davis said. ward position in having to decide advantages of an enormous rmbMy-funded university." hope the climate will become more conducive*© that kind UWM student Stacey Nelson what was said in a situation that they . 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A tale of soul ting drummer Phil Smith—crush­ ing his pelvis and sending him to glitter and sin the hospital for three months. Dis­ traught and depressed, their now- former manager forced them to By Bill Travis trudge on, hiring Damned drum­ mer Rat Scabies. The first thing one hears after "After the accident, everyone turning on Thee Hypnotics second got pissed off," says Jones. "We release, Soul, Glitter & Sin, is a had Rat Scabies playing with us for whirlwind of ethereal guitars, draw­ a while. He was really good and ing the listener in to a 10-track trip, everything, and we're all friends, meshing through the extremes of but it was really hard to tour be­ decadent soul. After that, there's cause he didn't write the songs . no turning back. with us. It's just a different thing Soul, Glitter & Sin is a cacophony and each night it was more of a filled with treacherous fuzz gui­ struggle. You need to be in a band tars, thundering bass and drums, to understand that, but if someone and occasional flare-ups of big band hasn't written the song with you, horns and sinister keyboards. they don't have the same groove." The songs range from power After firing their manager for blasts like "Shakedown," "Point bad decisions, the band decided to Blank Mystery," and "Don't Let It take a break and ponder their seem­ Get YouDown"—featuring aswirl- ingly precarious state. ing guitar blast reminiscent of Di­ England's Thee Hypnotics will play Cabaret Metro in Chicago, Saturday "When we came back together nosaur Jr.—to the deep sinister March 14. to do the album, and Phil was feel­ blues of "Kissed By The Flames" ing better, we were starting to get and "Cold Blooded Love"—fea­ together andwehadmeetings about turing a haunting harp by James Dennis was not unfamiliar with two, play for one, and then drink and the Cult. what we wanted to do," says Jones. Jones. Thee Hypnotics. He played bass for another one and go back to "When they [the Black Crowes] "It was, like, if we're going to do Originally, the Come Down on their first single, "Final Solu­ sleep again. I think he was into it, came over to England to do their this album, then let's do some of Heavy line-up featured James Jones tion." I don't know, maybe he didn't feel thing, they invited us on tour which the other things we're interested in (vocals), Ray Hanson (guitars), Will "He played on that, he played comfortable enough to offer any was really cool because we didn't apart from, like, rocking." Pepper (bass) and Phil Smith bass, but he was actually a guitar ideas, but it just sort of wasn't have any money to tour and there Whereas its predecessor Come (drums). For Soul, Glitter & Sin, player," says James Jones. "He's working between us. We thought was like 75 bands who Were of­ Down Heavy was almost a direct they added guitarist Robert Zyn. back with us now. We got him to we'dbetter get someone who could fered a lot of money to get their descendant of the Stooges' Raw However, when the time came to play guitar. do it, and Chris is really good." support tour," explains Jones. "It Power, Soul Glitter & Sin reflects gear up for the support tour of the "Robert Zyn was cool and ev­ Formed about 1987 in Hight was good exposure for us. an experimental virtuosity. States that started in February, they erything, but he didn't have much Wycome, a small town north of "We didn 't know too much about "We're all interested in lots of replaced Zyn with guitarist and old input. He would sort of, like, sleep London, Thee Hypnotics first the Black Crowes before we played other kinds of music, like jazz and friend Chris Dennis. for 20 hours, get up and drink for gained exposure through their Sub with them. Then when we started deep blues, Phil Spector stuff, soul, Pop release of half-live/half-studio touring with them, it was like Righteous Brothers-kind of thing Live'r Than God. Then, after sign­ ^they're a together band; they've and that's why we attempted all Formerly The ing with Beggars Banquet, they got their shit together.'" these sorts of styles on the album." President's Room released the furious Come Down With all these credentials, Thee The real prowess of Thee at Central Park Heavy, fully loaded with piercing Hypnotics were well on their way Hypnotics is in their live shows. 24th & Wisconsin Stooge guitar grinds crossed with a to making an impact on the Ameri­ They'll present their blend of Mitch Mitchell backdrop. can public. However, their dream charged rock' n' roll at the Cabaret A Showcase Nightclub They went on to headline tours was nearly shattered when a drunk Metro in Chicago, Saturday, March in England and Europe and gained driver crashed into their van, hit­ 14. THIS WEEKEND support slots for the Black Crowes ,.-^ Rockin' at The Rave s'fij 4 Bands • 1 Night 1 MAJOR ROCKUS V?« WITH BRIGADE SAHARA JACK ?£ LIFE UNDERGROUND DISCOUNT DISC % MARCH 14 • 8PM EAST SIDE, 1677 N. Farwell, 291 -0810 A musical celebration ofthe First Amendment.

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The two American audiences will have an opportunity to constants in this new genre seem to be atmospheric sample Lush's brand of dream pop when they start a US guitar-scapes and hazy vocals flirting with discern­ tour here in Milwaukee this Friday. Emma has good ment. The British band Lush exemplifies the most things to say about America. poppy and melodius of this new category. "I like the food," Emma said. "And it's big. It seems Lush's newest release, Spooky, often shimmers like better organized and more efficient. England is so a mirage. In "Nothing Natural," the rhythm section intense. So much is going on in a small space." grounds the listener in reality while the guitars and America may see Lush again this summer as part of vocals coalesce in a dream soundtrack. The whisper­ Lollapallooza 2. Nothing is definite as of yet, but they like vocals add to the effect. It is as if you have just dohaveafaninPerryFarreU,thefatherofLollapallooza. awoken and cannot remember what happened or what Lush opened a few shows for Jane's Addiction in the someone said in your dreams last night. You can get latter part of 1990 at the special request of Farrell. parts of it, but not all of it. "Music to soothe the savage beast," is how Farrell The new single, "For Love," written by lead singer described them. and guitarist Miki Berenyi, uses this vocal technique in Unfortunately, the savage beast Lush cannot soothe the most tantalizing of settings, acatchypop song. You is American radio. While radio vehemently spirals want to sing along, but can only make out abouthalf the backwards into a conservative quagmire of '60's and words. The words that lack tangibility are words, not '70'smusic, bands like Lush, who are creating music for just a lingual warble a la Cocteau Twins. The tension the present and future, are left to their own devices. The of this aural tease makes the song that much catchier. most they get is their video played on MTV's 120 You keep playing it over and over, hoping to under­ Minutes, so touring becomes an important tool. stand more. England's Lush will perform at the Rave If you are interested in pop circa 1992 and not "25 or 24th Street and Wisconsin Avenue, Friday, Emma Anderson, guitarist and backing vocalist, 6 to 4" for the 25,604th time, listen to Lush's *Spooky*. writes her share of Lush's songs by building onmelody. March 13. You won't catch Lush's brand of Lush will be playing at The Rave, 24th & Wisconsin "dream pop" on Milwaukee radio, but you Melody is the most immediate thing, according to Ave., Friday, March 13, at 8 pjn. They will also be doing Emma. Songs like "Fantasy" and "Laura" would a special in-store appearance at Atomic Records, 1813 might see them on MTV's "120 Minutes." become amorphous masses of airy guitar without the E. Locust, Saturday, March 14, at 4 pjn. framework provided by the vocal melodies. The spring scent of Ireland in 'Hear My Song' Hear My Song is a delightful ing the stage that night himself. He ing, different performer. town advertising "Mr. X" so when movie set in England with Irish has also finally decided to ask his Then the family who owns the actors and a terrific plot. This film Locke plays the club date he won't girlfriend to tieth e knot. During his club decides to take Mickey's posi­ get thrown in jail. Unfortunately, deserves recognition because it will witty song on stage, he has the tion away from him. He knows this get lost in the shuffle of the new since he's never seen Locke face to bouncer present the ring onatray to Irish-oriented club could have the face, Mickey gets conned by an Hollywood spring movies. her while he is singing. Later on, biggest Irish singer around to boost A simple story of a man trying to imposter and thinks he has booked during the act of carnal knowlege, business and save his butt. They the real Locke. better himself in today's world, she just can't get him to say "I love agree that Josef Locke (NedBeatty) ByJimHaig charming Irish nightclub manager Mickey meets up with his you," so she storms out. would bring in atremendous amount girlfriend's mom while trying to Mickey O'Neill (Adrian Dunbar) is The next day, he has to fill the If you don't go anywhere during of income, so they book him. win her back. His girlfriend, Nancy sitting on top ofthe world. Almost. void on stage by hiring a new act, spring break and wanted to at least In reality, Locke is in hiding due (Tara Fitzgerald), tells him how her Laryngitis forces his nightclub pronto. He decides to bring in a top go to Ireland, you wouldn't have to to the fact that he has been an En­ mommetLocke25 years ago, when show to be canceled for a week. name from the industry, Franc go farther than the Oriental Theater. glish tax evader for 30 years. Mickey solves this problem by tak­ Cinatra.That'sright.Different spell­ Mickey puts posters all around Please see Song page 8

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There were a vast num­ out that the singer is an imposter, Mickey hooks up with an old says he isn't but just can't convince ice cream in your freezer? ber of ages in the theater and every­ but lets the show go oh, hoping no friend, finds Locke, then follows him. Finally he and Locke head Adrian Dunbar helped write the body left with a wide smile. one will find out. him to a pub. back to England to perform and to screenplay and has a very witty If you're heading out of state for rightthe wrongs thathave happened. personality that takes this movie spring break, don't forget to pack Locke woos Nancy's mom and over the top. the essentials: suntan lotion, fake Mickey tries to win back Nancy. Ned Beatty has been praised by IX)., traveler's checks, condoms and © His performance is free to the pub­ one and all for his performance in half a dozen UWM Posts. Pass them f lic, and to make sure, he puts a this film. I, too, will fit into one or out down there to other college kids. BEST of th* MIDWEST speaker outside the club. both categories. This column has been read from Hot on the trail of Locke for 25 Besides being a fun and great Los Angeles to New York. The years, the cop who almost busted movie, the landscape scenes of Ire­ South needs the UWM Post! Have him is now a police chief (David land will definitely knocky our socks fun and we'll be here when you get Asssociated Collegiate Press awards McCallum). Fans of vintage televi­ off. After seeing this film and the back. I'll see you after spring break. sion will recognize him as the Man beautiful countryside of Ireland, I Fourth beach towel, center. 1992 Best of Show From U.N.CL.E. wouldn't be surprised to see you Echoes of Vietnam in new song Honorable Mention Ranger from page 5 in this band are Steve Cohen on harmonica, Greg Gerard on keyboards, and Jeff Dagenhart, whom Rosenblum refers to to Backed with "Give Me More," an outake from the Free as possibly the best premier blues guitarist in the area. Hand sessions, this single really bridges the gap between Rounding out the band will be bassist Drew Webb and the intended newer sound and the steady talking blues drummer Bill Siebert from the Blues Rider band. Producer/ The UWM Post sound from the last album. guitarist Mike Hoffman may also make an appearance and "Give Me More" is asimple statement of longing for the Milwaukee's own Keedy will be sharing vocals with the U.W. Milwaukee weekend and the joys of riding the open road with the one Holy Ranger. Milwaukee, Wisconsin you love. It balances well with the hard rocking, more The WAMI awards haven't been around for the last topical, "Renagade." couple of years due to some division in the musician In addition to putting out this new single, Rosenblum community. Rosenblum sees the idea of a showcase band as Four-Year Weekly Newspapers has seen his Free Hand album released nationwide last being able to bring together musicians from all over Milwau­ year on Flying Fish Records and he's been encouraged by kee; from the East Side alternative clubs to the West Side it's success so far. mainstream scene. He has also written a new song for the "My album is expected to chart in Austin, Texas, (a occasion. d major regional market)," Rosenblum said. "I never "The song I wrote is about the deal you' ve got to cut with expected Free Hand to have that potential." the devil to be an entertainer, to be able to survive," Rosenblum has some gigs lined up in the next few Rosenblum said. 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Friday, March 13 Judy Bats, the Rave, 8 pjn., $7.50 Compiled by Brian Huber Wednesday, March 11 Spectaculars, Bunker'sMainstreet, 10 pjn. Bunker's is part of the Pub in advance, $ 10 at the door. HEY GANG!! Well,SpringBreak DJ.Tory Tee, Boardwalk, lOpjn. The Clams with the Trance 'n' Crawl, where one g oes bar hopping to Overkill, in an all-ages show at is comin' up real quick if you know Tony Brown, Bradford Beach Dance Band, Boardwalk, 10 pjn. morethan 12barsforjust$3!! Signup Shank Hall, 7:30 pjn. what I mean. Right after that? Sum­ Club, 2022 E. North Ave., 9:30 pjn. Kojo, Bradford Beach Club, 10 atBunker's, or call 257- 1012formore mer! Gear up for the whole sporting The Eko's, Brett's, 1501N. Jack­ pjn. info. Thursday, March 19 year at the Sentinel Sport Show '92, son. Mark Faile, Bunker's Mainstreet, Impulse, Club Wasabe, 9:30 pjn. taking place March 13 through 22 at La Chazz, Cafe Melange, 9 pjn. 10 pjn. Chris Bliss, Comedy Cafe, 7, 9 Blue Utah with Medicine Show the MECCA. For ticket info, please Chris Bliss, Comedy Cafe, 9 pjn. Willy Wisely Trio, Cafe Melange, and 11 pjn. (members of Big Sky) performing call 224-2123. Mr. Bliss has appeared on "P.M. 9:30 pjn. Big Bang,DKC's ArmadilloGrill, acoustically, Boardwalk, 10 pjn. In addition, there is a rumored Magazine,""TheTonightShow,"and Chris Bliss, Comedy Cafe, 8 pjn. 10 pjn. Big Bob and the Ballroom Blitz, Punk Picnic to take place Saturday, was the opening act for the Jacksons' and 10:15 pjn. Scott Henderson, Gary Willis and Bunker's Mainstreet, 9 pjn. March 14, from noon til ? at the Victorytour. Channel Cats, ClubWasabe, 1901 Tribal Tech, Shank Hall, 9 pjn. The Hip Waders, Cafe Melange, 9 lakefront in the McKinley Marina PamelaMeans withtheScreamin' S. 60th St, 9:30 pjn. pjn. area. It is free to anyone. Bring food, Lillies,Esoteria, 1901E.North Ave., Body Language, DKC's Arma­ Sunday, March 15 Showdown, DKC's Armadillo fanzines, music and old clothes to 10 pjn. dillo Grill, 10 pjn. Grill, 9 pjn. borrow, sell, buy or give away. Also Legendary bluesmanMojoBuford Berkeley Fudge Quartet, Estate, Pamela Means Acoustic Jam, bring games, frisbees, balls and NO and his band will perform at 9:30 pjn. 9:30 pjn. Brett's, 1501N. Jackson, 8 pjn. Friday, March 20 JARTS!! Finally,don'tforgetto check at the Up and Under Pub, 1216 E. Blue In the Face, Harpo's. Open Jam with the Mike Balistreri out this year's WAMI Showcase, Brady. Admission is $5 for the gen­ Leroy Airmaster, Mamie's, 3300 Trio, Bunker's Mainstreet, 7 pjn. Cruel Shoes, Boardwalk, 10 pjn. Sunday, Marcfi22 at both ShankHall, eral public and $4 for Milwaukee W. National. The Has Beens of Rock, Harpo 's. Big Bob and the Ballroom Blitz, 1434 N. Farwell, and the Unicom, Blues Unlimited members. Lush, the Rave, 2401W. Wiscon­ The Complainers Blues Jam, Up Bunker's Mainstreet, 10 pjn. 300 W. Juneau. For more informa­ Pat McCurdy, Sherman's Celeb­ sin Ave., 8 pjn., $12.50 in advance, and Under. Tommy Chong, half of the immor­ tion, call Shank Hall at 276-7288 or rity Club, 9:30 pjn. $15 at the door. Advance ticketsca n tal Cheech and Chong, Comedy Cafe, the Unicorn at 224-0123. Anyway, at be purchased via Ticketmaster or the Monday, March 16 8 and 10:15 pjn. longlast,here'sasmall peek at what's Rave. Streetlife, DKC's Armadillo Grill, in store for all of us not going to Thursday, March 12 Great Big Atom Smasher with L. Poet's Monday at the Cafe Me­ 10:15 pjn. Florida over spring break. Enjoy it, A. Explosion and the Blow Pops, lange. All poets and musicians are The Old Blues Boys, Mamie's, gang! RhinelanderwithCompoundRed, ShankHall, 10 pjn. welcome after 9 pjn. 3300 W. National, 9:30 pjn. Boardwalk, 10 pjn. Happy Town, Sherman's Celeb­ Nelson Rangell, ShankHall, 8pjn. Night Ranger, do wntothreemem- Pre-St. Paddy's Day bash at the rity Club. bers, at the Rave, 8 pjn., $12.50 in Bradford BeachQubfeaturing World The Old Blues Boys, Sweetwater, Tuesday, March 17 advance and $15 at the door. CLUBS Roots, 10 pjn. 1127 N. Water, 9:30 p.m. Toad Night at Shank Hall featur­ John Kruth, Brett's. High Black Chairs with 13 and FishMotif, Open Jam, Boardwalk, ing Mother's Room and Bev, 10 pjn. Monday, March 9 Switch, Bunker'sMainstreet, 8031 Blitspear, Unicom. 10 pjn. W. Greenfield Ave., 9 pjn. Road Damage, Bradford Beach Saturday, March 21 Poet's Monday, Cafe Melange, The Hip Waders, Cafe Melange, Saturday, March 14 Club, 10 pjn. 720N. 3rd St. All poets andmusicians 9:30 pjn. The Clams, Cafe Melange, 9 pjn. Pat McCurdy, Boardwalk, lOpjn. are welcome after 9 pjn. Chris Bliss, Comedy Cafe, 9 pjn. A Benefit for NORML, the Na­ BradyStteet,ComedyCafe,9pjn. Kojo, Bunker's Mainstreet, lOpjn. Ward, Hooligan's, 2017 E. 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A • Page 10 The UWM Post Monday, March 9, 1992 SPORTS Men's Basketball Panthers rip Central Michigan get in that aren't as good as [UWM]. Await call from It's a matter of who you know some­ "We're a very good team NIT Committee times. I hope they get one. They're whether we're selected better than most ofthe teams in our [to the NIT] or not. It's the By Paul Krueger league [the Mid-American Confer­ best team that's ever ence] right now." Only one question was on the UWM never trailed in the game. played here." » minds of a record Klotsche Center Senior Deon Edmonds, who has -Steve Antrim crowd of 3,033 Saturday night that played like amaniac in the last half of saw the University of Wisconsin- the season, came out jacked up and Briggs wasfouledby Daniel Weston Milwaukee men's basketball team scored his team's first four points by the play and sank the free throw to thrash Central Michigan Michigan shea determination. conclude the spurt. 92-71 in its regular season finale. "I don't know if you can try any Scotthadhalfofhis26pointsatthe Will it be enough? harder night in and night out than break keeping the Chippewas in the UWM ended the season at 20-8, Deon does," Antrim said. "I've never game, trailing 41-30. winning nine of its last 12 games, but coached a guy that tried harder." A 7-0 run by UWM five minutes still has to wonder whether that will UWM led by one, 11-10, with into the secondhalfmadeit 60-40and beenoughforaninvitationtotheNIT. 13:31 leftmthefirsthalf,anditcould put the game out of reach for the "I really think that this is possibly have been worse if Central's Sander Chippewas. the biggest win we've ever had here Scott hadn'tpoured in eight points on "We're so much better now than [because of the consequences]," avariety of outside shots and slashing we were at the beginning of the sea­ UWM Coach Steve Antrim said after drives. But even Scott couldn't do son," Antrim said. "We're playing thegame."Werightedourselvesfrom anything to stop the 13-0 Panther run wellnow.We'dbehardtoplay against the loss of Marc [Mitchell] and put that ensued. I wouldn't wanttoplay againstus. My ourselves in thebestposition we could Olofu Agbaji.and Craig Greene guys really wanted it tonight so they beinforpost-seasonplay, ever. We'll each scoredfour points in the run that could continue to play." see what happens." gave UWM control ofthe game. The Seeing it was their last chance to Central Michigan Coach Keith Panther press, which was highly ef­ impress, the Panthers played with a Damhrot, whose Chippewas fell to fective in the first half, helped put an vengeance. 12-15, would give the Panthers his exclamation point on the run. "It was possibly our last stand so —Post photo by Bret Holmes vote if he had one. Edmonds stole an errant pass near we wanted to make it good," Greene UWM's Mark Briggs (3) goes up strong against two Central "It depends on what their political halfcourt and fed Mark Briggs who Michigan defenders Saturday at the Klotsche Center. The ties are," he said. "Some teams will tookittotheholeandrolledinalayup. Please see Men's page 12 Panthers notched their 20th win of the season, 92-71. Slonac brothers win doubles tournament By Craig Gruenwald the contest, the other seven basi­ reckoned with. against the group ranked at #2. recently recovered Lehman, who cally listed in order of talent) were "Nobody expected us to do so Koppa remarked on their perfor­ has only been back a short time Chalk up another victory for the Wheaton (HI.), Ripon, St. Thomas well since some ofthe other schools mance. from injury. University of Wisconsin-Milwau­ (Minn.), Whitewater, Dlinois-Chi- were so strong," Koppa said. "We "They [Dave and Jim] played "This is the best Chad has played kee men's tennis team, as the Pan- cago, La Crosse and Oshkosh. Each pretty much proved ourselves wor­ great," he said. "They are a top since he's been back," Koppa said. therracquets came alive in the UW- sent four groups into action, with thy of this kind of competition." doubles team and this really showed "He's really coming along." Whitewater Doubles Invitational the top two from each inserted in AlthoughDave and Jim outlasted they could win against anyone." Koppa had hoped to win the sec­ over the last weekend of February. the firstbracket , and numbers 3 and every competitor they faced, it was UWM's #2 duo, Chris Shifano ond bracket as well, but the loss of Against competition that UWM 4 placed in the second. a constant struggle throughout. The and Dennis Reilly, won their first Aaron Rusch in practice the week Coach Tim Koppa called "the best Beforethetourney began, anum- four matches they played all went two rounds, but lost a disappointing before may have hindered the we'vefacedsofarthisyear,"UWM ber of doubles teams were ranked the distance, as they impressively third set in the semis by ascore of 7- team's chances. Rusch suffered a took top honors, coming away with and seeded accordingly. None of survived against higher ranked op­ 5. This occurred against the same torn ligament in his ankle, and ap­ a win in the finals in the form of the UWM groups were given ahigh ponents. The Slonacs won 7-6,6-7, #2 seed beaten by Dave and Jim in pears to be out therest ofthe season. Dave and Jim Slonac, UW- ranking, so by winning the tourna­ 7-5 in the semifinal round against the final. Chris and Dennis went on Another player who missed the Milwaukee's #1 doubles unit. ment outright, the Panthers showed the #1 seeded group in the tourna­ to win the consolation of the first tourney was UWM's #2 seeded Eight colleges were involved in all that they were a force to be ment, and 7-6,6-7,6-3 in the finals bracket, giving UWM a sweep of Dean Delasanta who was hurt in an the top division. accident at his home on Friday. Chad Lehman and John Mass Delasanta should be ready for this were paired up as UWM's top con­ weekend's matches. tender of the second bracket. This Being shorthanded last week­ tandem also lost in the semifinals. end, Koppa was forced to pair up 3* summer sessions Despite the setback, Koppa was Craig Halls with a Wheaton player high on his players, especially the at #4 to complete the rotation.

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Make the most of your summer! For information call 414-288-7506. . MCAT • LSAT • GRE • GMAT Summer Session I: May 18-June 27 Summer Session II: June 29-August 8 DDDaDDDDi > Monday, March 9, 1992 The UWM Post Page 11 Women's Basketball * Panthers end season on winning note against St. Louis deficit and after a three-point play ing, "She traveled didn't she? Am I * Movin' on up: Teske moved made (eighth), and42 blocked shots by Donna Luechtefeld, the game right?" I had to agree both times. - into UWM's all-time top 10 in six (eighth). Krajnik is now seventh Three game was tied at 32. At this point, the PRK. categories. With 669 rebounds all-time with 191 steals, and eighth streak improves Panthers went on a 8-0 run which * Interesting stat of the week: (fourth), 967 points(ninth),391 field all-time with 226 assists. Flack gave them a loose but steady lead Bartnik picked up at least two fouls goals made (10th), .493 shooting moved into ninth place in blocked record 17-11 that they would never relinquish. in every game this season. percentage (third), 185 free throws shots with 40. Niki Flack started the run with a funky looking fall-away six-footer Women's Basketball By Paul Krueger from the left baseline that somehow found its way into the hole. Hacked Seniors end careers a UWM It didn't seem like the last game in the act by Jodi Peterson, Flack hit "She did a great job as arole player and assisted a lot of the season. the free throw and completed the Teske and Kamrath bid of players. She's a good booster for all the players. She In fact, the first half of the Uni­ three-point play. just loves the game." versity of Wisconsin-Milwaukee Krajnik nailed a 3-pointer off a farewell to UWM women's basketball game against pass from Pam Bartnik, and Erica Kamrath, who will graduate in May with a degree in St. Louis Thursday at the Klotsche Young made a rebound bucket to By Paul Krueger marketing, would like to become a special events coor­ Center looked more like a pick-up close out the run. The Billikens cut dinator with an athletic department or maybe do some game among total strangers. the lead to four on two occasions, Seniors Teresa Teske and Kathy Kamrath took dif- high school coaching. Her experience with the team this There were enough traveling but a Panther win was never in ferentpaths,butreachedthesameendingSaturdaynight year just might help her out. calls, errant passes andmiscommu- doubt. at the Klotsche Center. After the University of Wiscon­ "This year was hard because my role changed," she nications among teammates to make Seniors Teresa Teske and Kathy sin-Milwaukee women's basketball team closed out its noted. "My firstyea r I was a practice player (she had to a coach cry. Still, the Panthers had Kamrath each grabbed seven re­ season with a 62-51 win over St. Louis, the basketball sit out a year after transferring) and the second year my enough talent and depth to get by bounds in their last collegiate game, careers of Teske and Kamrath were over. role was more on the court This year was more off the the hapless Billikens 62-51. tying Flack for team-high honors. Teske spent four years at UWM, seeing the women's court. Helping the underclassmen, telling the players not "Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy!"UWM Flack led UWM with 19 points. team take part in three division changes. Kamrath spent to give up and staying positive—I think it worked." Coach M. A. Kelling exclaimed Luechtefeld led St. Louis with an unhappy year, basketball-wise, at Wisconsin before Things also worked out well for Teske. Fans of the after the game." Wereally struggled 18 points and 12 boards, but made transferring to UWM for her last two years of eligibility. team have surely become accustomed to seeing Teske through the first half. We couldn't only six of 17 shots. Both saw UWM improve from a dominant NAIA pull down an important board, set a monster pick for one hit any [shots] and had too many UWM won its last three games team to a solid, up-and-coming Division I school. ofthe point guards or sink a mid-range jumper when the turnovers. We might've been alittle to finish at 17-11 for the season. "It was excellent, I had a really good experience," team is in dire need of a hoop. overconfident." After starting the season at 2-4, the Kamrath said after the game. "One of the reasons why "It kind of doesn't seem like it's over yet," Teske said. Seeing St. Louis come into the Panthers won six straight games I made it was that I knew what to expect [coming from "Maybe I'll realize it next week when I'm not in the gym game with a 2-48 record over the over the break to put the team well Division I UW]. It was neat watching the team develop. so much." last two seasons might have been on its way to a winning season. The biggest change was watching [UWM Coach] M. A. Teske and Niki Flack teamed to give the Panthers a the reason for the overconfidence. Notes: Each team had 16 steals, [Kelling] go through her changes in coaching. She formidable inside game, arguably one of the best in the But when Laurie Krajnik hit a 3- and Krajnik had a game-high six. improved every year as the players also have." area. After a slightly off junior year, Teske bounced back pointer 10 seconds into the game * UWM blocked four shots in Kelling was happy to see Kamrath not give up on strong to become a team leader. and added a layup a minute later, the first four minutes and ended basketball and continue her career at UWM. "She really lived up to my expectations as a player," the confidence seemed well- with six for the game. "She was a little disappointed at another school and Kelling said. "One ofthe things that I saw was that she founded. decided she wanted to play again," Kelling said. "Trans­ developed as a player and a young woman—in maturity * The Panthers fired away from fers may be looking for something more and never find as well as athletic ability. However, the Billikens match­ three-pointland, heaving up 19 shots it. But I think she was satisfied with her decision to up zone created all sorts of prob­ and connecting on five. Going into continue to play. She was my firsttransfe r to stick it out. Please see Senior page 12 lems for the UWM offense and with the game it was known that the 4:55 left in the half, St. Louis had seniors, Teske andKamrath, wanted fought back to take a 19-15 lead. to try a trey before they left. Both *•*••• Then Janet Schubert nailed a 3- were unsuccessful, but Flack was pointer to start a 7-0 run which able to drop one. "After [Teske and propelled UWM to a 22-21 half- Kamrath] took them, I told the team N $ Norris Student Health Center time lead. no more 3's,'" Kelling joked. 7.00 Health care at student rates Thefirst-half numbers wereugly. * St. Louis Coach Sharon Allen Haircuts for UWM shot an ice-cold 33 percent, had fun with the media and sports Men & Women Monday - Friday but was still up on the even colder information people all night. Once 8:00-5:00 Billikens who bit for only 31 per­ she turned to us and asked about 229-4716 cent. 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4 Monday, March 9, 1992 Men's Volleyball Seniors a big part Road trip awaits spikers of team's growth By Steve Koenig A drain on the team? Pleyte Panthers' upcoming says there is not as much as one £m>!: Spring break will be anything eastern road trip may think. but for the University of Wiscon­ "We're playing only one or two "She has totally committed herself to the program and is'the type of sin-Milwaukee men's volleyball * Bali Stat* and Tri-State matches a day," he said. "Also, player every coach would want The two players I called first to play here team, as it will go on an Eastern mMunde, Ind. on March 14. the cities in Pennsylvania are only when I found out we were going Division I were her and Niki." road trip that will eventually see 30 to 50 miles apart, so there isn't * Roger Williams and New Flack, arcd-slurt junior, was the only playerto see Teske grow through them play nine matches in six days, as much traveling each day as one Jersey Tech in Newark, N J. each ofthe last playing at least one match every thinks. day. on March IS. "When we came in, we both never thought we'd ever be seniors/' "The teams we're playing are Rack said of her and Teske* "it was gieat watching herprogress. We had Why take on such a tough trip? * East Stroudsburg in East on the same level as us with the a really good time this year because everybody had agood relationship." UWM Coach Tom Pleyte says it is exception of Rutgers; they've for the experience. Stroudsburg, Penn. on March Assistant Coach Jenny Sell was a part-lime assistant during Teske's U< beaten (sixth-ranked) Indiana- freshman year, before moving on to Cornell College and returning here "At the time of scheduling, we Purdue-Fort Wayne three times this werelookingforexperience against this year. She saw the raw recruit and the finished product, butmissed die * Lebanon Valley and Juanita season." some good clubs," he said. "In m-between College in Huntingdon, Penn. Pleyte said that he hopes this order to do that, we need to play a "I probably saw everything in adifferent perspective. Slie \s one ofthe on March 17. road trip will result in the team lot of teams, and we want to see hardest-working players I've ever seen;' Sell said of Teske. "She made getting some recognition in other where we fit by playing them." itjust because she works so hard. She's very coachable and a great leader. * St, Francis College in areas besides the Midwest. : 11 c&I 10 Teresa ) vs .;^ on my team c-^ry year. I'd be In grout six The trip begins with matches Loretto, Penn. on March 18. "We want more teams to know Thegracious andiikable Teske, who plans on graduating inDecember againstconferencerivalsBall State that we exist," he said. "We want with a degree in marketing, real estate ami urban development, enjoyed and Tri-State at Muncie, Ind., on * Rutgers University in them to realize that they can come hertir March 14. From there the Panthers Chicago, IIL on March 19. here and have a highly competitive "Last year was frustrating because we're used to having winning travel to Newark, N J., for matches match with us." against Roger Williams and New seasons, but we learned how to play Division 1 ball," Teske said. "We Still, is this any way to spend a Jersey Tech on March 15. worked hard over the summer and rose to the occasion this year, ft was and Juanita College on March 17. spring break? St. Francis College of Loretto, neat to see all the players and how they adjusted and grew into better March 16 will see UWM take "Outside of studying, what else Perm., is next on March 18, fol­ on East Stroudsburg in East is there for the guys to do?" Pleyte lowed by a match with Rutgers in Kamrath offered a bittersweet reflection on the 1991-92 season, Stroudsburg, Perm., and then it is asked. "They want to get in as Chicago on March 19 to complete "We had a really good year," she said. "Last year we were kind of on to Huntingdon, Penn., for much playing time as they can." matches against Lebanon Valley the trip. Season Ends Rack ' em up Men's from page 10 said. "It's been two years coming. We should be in [the NTT]. It would make our year." Edmonds, who practically took over the team in its last 10 games said, "This is good for us. They have to look at us. We all feel positive that we're gonna be in there." Senior Joe Schultz called the sea­ son "great," and reflected on afew of UWM's goals for the the season. "We wanted to have abetterrecord 9-Ball than last year, [to] win 20 games and make a post-season tournament. We've done the best wecould. It's out of our hands now. "It's been a very rewarding sea­ Tournament son. In the beginning, everyone doubted us, but we proved them all wrong. It was a good way to go out." Greene went out with a flourish, scoring a career-high 33 points on 14 of 20 shooting, cleaning the glass 11 times and thrilling thecrowdwithfive Friday, March 13 spectacular slam dunks. The win gave UWM its first-ever 20-win season in Division I play. * 2:00 p.m. "This means that we're a very good team, whether we get selected or not, it's the best team that's ever played here," Antrim said. "The se­ niors can go out and say vGee, we played on the best team ever at UWM.'" 1st, 2nd & 3rd place trophies I don't think anybody is ready to argue that point now, but the question • T-shirtsfrom Coke -*••• still remains. Will it be enough? • Coke products -^ Notes: The continued strong and aggressive play of freshmen Briggs • $4.00 entry fee -^ and Sims makes UWM's future look very bright. * Usually nothing excites thecro wd Watch for these other like a slam, but on this night, one of two missed slams by Agbaji had the Coke - sponsored tournaments: crowd buzzing. Still, the successful Brought to you by: Double Trouble Table Tennis Also brought to you by: slams were fun, even for Dambrot. "I The UWM Recreation Center Friday, April 3 @ 2:00pm The Coca Cola Company even enjoyed some of 'em," he said. "I thought they'd tear down the damn basket a couple of times. They're a Crazy 8-Ball Billiards fun team to watch." Friday, May 1 @ 2:00pm * It was great to see Rusty Johnson and Lane Evans, both crowd favor­ Kil29 -II! 1 for more info. ites, nail 3-pointers near the end ofthe game. It's just too bad Byron Jackson didn't get into the act *

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Monday, March 9, 1992 The UWM Post page 13 < EDITORIALS « Progress by numbers Two recent legislative snacks currently circulating at the state level demon­ strate the polar extremes of rational thought. First, there is the Student Bill of Rights. This is an idea whose time has come. While it is considerably longer and perhaps more tedious than the national version, it operates on the same basic principles of respect and equality. One 1 change would create greater student representation on the various university committees. The token number of students currently involved in policy deci­ sions is simply not enough; an equal vote is our right as students. Other provisions setforth requirements of professors and bureaucrats at all levels; yet another deals with keeping tuition within reason. This document is beautifully > aaftedanditcoiddsmetomakethmgsbetterfor • * speak of respect for all students. Ontheothersideofthe wheel, weliavemestatelegislativeauoUtthatslammed the University's affirmative action procedures. It seems that our campus officials have been ignoring discrimination complaints for years. The burden of proof was placed on the complainants and not much was accomplished to remedy their situations. This news comes as an affront to all the nominal strides our campus has made towards respect and equality. Our brave chancellor has made the expected promise that things will be bettermmemture,butwilltheyreally?Theuniversity has known about these problems and their symptoms for some time. Why weren't they addressed until the hand was forced? This audit demonstrates with clarity the need for things like a Student Bill of Rights. This document goes before the Board of Regents in April. It must pass. That is all there is to it. We must actively let the Board of Regents know that this is what we want. If they fail to pass the Student Bill of Rights, great pressures should be applied to them and their offices until they do so. Our rights now hang in limbo, somewhere between our reality and a group of annointed political appointees who have power over us. Perhaps this here is the real irony—everything that we have is simply what they let us take. The disastrous affirmative action program was run aground by an element within the state bureaucracy. Now we must rely on another cousin of the same state bureaucracy to grant us rights that are ours naturally. It could be said that change is gradual and requires working within the system, but there are other ways of precipitating change. Why trust historical institutions for guidance while they continue to step on people? In a place where legality concerns itself PERSPECTIVE more with efficiency than with right and wrong, we must learn to rely on ourselves. Look to the future and shake it down. Work in progress Sur9'cal iustice for criminals %^ ByRv PhoenixPhoenix special distinction is made with as­- the crime. I can onlyv imagine ho; w The Middle East peace process is just four months old and it is in danger of saults that involve sexual organs, but terrified she is knowing that her at­ collapsing. Many parties involved in the talks have many clifferent things to say InHouston, Steven Allen Butler is then let's call it what it is—aggra­ tacker is still on the street when he about the process; some have valid points, others don't offering his bodyparts so hecan avoid vated assault including the assault of could be in jail. He certainly doesn't Israel is apparently concerned with preserving and perhaps expanding itself a possible life prison sentence. sexual organs. need his testicles to attack her again. by any means necessary. Their governmentparticipates inthepeaceprocess,but Butler has been charged with rap­ Having his testicles removed for Castration as an alternative to im­ this action is exposed as cynical at best in light of the continued settlements, ing a 13-year-old girl and he has been such a violent crime is as relevant as prisonment is adangerous opening to arrests and killings occuring in occupied Palestine. Their fear of the global previously convicted of child moles­ having a kidney removed. He may a whole new direction in the legal neighborhoodthey live in is perhaps understandable, but itmust be said thatthey tation. Instead of entering aplea athis experience somediscomfortbutthere rights of the government over the perpetuate the causes of this fear with their own violence. hearings Butler asked Texas State is nothing to prevent him from as­ human body. A person offering their The Palestinians, on the other hand, are the victims of much of this violence. District Judge Mike McSpadden to saulting andraping again and nothing body parts for legal exoneration of a Sometimes theviolenceisresponded to inland, and the war of attritionescalates. allow him to be surgically castrated. that even hints at rehabilitation. crime is only one step away from the This doesn't make it right Judge McSpadden approved the cas­ This also sets a dangerous legal government mandating sterilization Of the negotiations themselves, the Palestinian initiative for interim self- tration request and placed Butler on a precedent or some other medical procedure as government is more reasonable anddemocratic thanthe Israeli proposal. But we 10-year probation. If Butler stays out Judge McSpadden has allowed punishment for as crime. This is all in the United States arenot there; mostofus never lwebeen.Stm, there are some of trouble during that time,th e charge Butler to evade responding to the beginning to sound like Anthony obvious steps we can take. We can demand our government stop financial of aggravated sexual assault of achild chargebrought against himbyforfeit- Burgess' A Clockwork Orange. surjportofIsraeh'settiements,andwecandowhatwemustto^ will be dropped. ing a body part We have a legal At what point does the logical ex­ stops exporting weapons and wars to the Middle East, The castration that Butler will re­ punishment for a violent crime taken tension of this legal precedent end? ceive is not whatmany of you may be against someone who hasn't been Can the government order steriliza­ hoping for or irnagining. There won't legally convicted first Either he's tion of those convicted of habitual fjechor^>ingblocks,outstretchedbody guilty of thecrime orhe'snot butnow criminality? Or order a lobotomy for Corporate culture parts and axes. It will be surgery. we will never know legally. If he goes Charles Manson so he can't continue Butler will be anesthetized and 10 years without getting into trouble tobeadangCTOusinfluenceonpeople? As many of us have likely noticed, our campus has once again been blessed probably unconcious when the sur- again (or getting caught), it will be as Where does one draw the line? with recycling bins for aluminum cans. All the students who consider them­ geonremovesbothhistesticles.Noth- if the crime was never committed and The separation of one'stesticles or selves 'environmentalists' can now pat their own backs for recycling things. ingelse.Hegets to keep merest Keep hispolicerecord won'tshow asecond any other body part from a person as Around the same time that these pretty brown bins appeared, another inmind that though theremoval of his conviction.Notonlythatnowhe'son punishment is insulting to the victim recycling event was going on in the Union. This one, though, dealt in the shady testicles will diminish his sexual drive, probation for a crime that he hasn't ofthe crime. It separates theresponsi- realms of ideology. he'll still be able to have an erection. been convicted of. bility of the offense from the person It was a forum sponsored by Finmark, Inc. and was emceed by the face This is sham justice. So it is now possible for him to be andplaces itonthebody part lean see of Mike Gousha that dealt with the transfer of generational values— It plays into the notion that sexual on probation for a little less than 10 the legal defense of the future: "I corporate values. The next generation of worker bees was treated to a gray assaults have anything to do with sex. years, get into trouble, be convicted of didn'trape her. My testicles made me dialogue on "corporate culture" by some of that field's leading minds. Even the term "sexual assault" is a thecrime he was already on probation do it! Stop them before they rape Speakers suggested, among other things, that students "sell themselves" at misnomer. The term sounds like the for, serve time, and be put back on again!" job interviews and "overachieve" (read kiss up) as a way to deal with giving of a sexually sensual experi­ probation again. In essence, he could The government has never been discrimination at work. ence of grand proportions. It sounds serve probation twice for the same known as a bastion of wisdom and All of society works in some way, but the corporate culture has to set itself like a lot of fun. crime. humanism. During a time when the apart as important and special. What ofthe person who makes your lunch—are An assault is a violent act regard­ I doubt the young girl who was rights a person has over their own they 'serfs,' or are they people like you? The arrogance, blinding homogeneity less ofwhichbodyparts are involved: raped will feel comfortable knowing fxxlyisunctofirefromthegovenment and reification that characterize modem corporate culture are debasements of fists, feet teeth, other parts or a com­ that her attacker, be it Butler or some­ Butier'slegalcastrationdoesnotbode the human spirit. We can do much better than this. bination of these. I understand why a one else, will never be found guilty of well for any of us.

In the Public Interest since 1956 Photo Editor - Mike Krukowski Business Manager - Barry Lewis Editor in Chief - Jerry C. Smith Staff Photographer - Bret Holmes Advertising Manager - Sandra Hill News Editor - Jaci Gardell Calendar Editor - Brian Huber Sales Representative - Kris Katka THE UWM POST Asst. News Editor - Kimberly Wilmot Editorial Editor - Sam Tracy Published by the UWM Post, Inc., an independent, nonprofit corporation. Publication of The Post is a collective effort of the newspaper's editors, staff and contributors. All submissons become **k A&E Editor - Bill Travis Robert Kubiak-ll the property of The UWM Post, Inc. Staff members are solely responsible for the content and Sports Editor - Paul Krueger Classifieds - Carrie Gilbertson olicies of the paper. Published Monday and Thursday during the academic year, except for Production - Todd Schmidt Kolidays and exam periods. Offices are located in the UWM Union, EG80, 2200 E. Kenwood Copy Editor - Heather Vallee Blvd. Mailing address: UWM Post, Union Box 88, P.O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI 53201. Copy Asst. - Michelle Hilmes Brenda Brooks Phone: (414)229-4578. Page 14 The UWM Post Monday, March 9, 1992 Letter: Letter: Food Service employee speaks Opportunities & reality To the editor: To the editor: On this campus we have a totali­ ihetr employees publicly flagged if tions jrromrmn^ouscoinpletfilym- It never fails! Every time some­ ever, in the very next paragraph of tarian monopoly called food ser- they had it in their power. nocent student employees. /. ' ' one wants to justify, actually glo­ the article is the affirmation of "their vice.Thisbehemoth is soexpansive What offense would warrant such The SURE (Students for Union rify, tailing along behind the most drastically different ideas" which and powerful that they have asecret exlremerxinishment? Anythingdown Reform) parry calls for an immedi­ mundane reformism in connection "may have eventually fused to­ foodpoticeforce to keeptheirdown- to the most nuniscule uisigrdficant ate end to all food service policies with the struggle against national gether as one." While Krueger is trodden food service 'slaves' in transgression. These draconian pen­ that rely on barbarian bully boy oppression, they attempt to drag capable of contradicting himself in check. This hateful food service alties are also used in attempts to tactics to control our fellow students the legacy of Malcolm X through the space of a few words, it is not so administration keeps its hungry blackmail employees into informing (the hiuxl-working food serviceem- the mud. More often than not this apparent that King and Malcolm employees from 'stealing' crumbs on their co-workers. Objections by pioyees). takes the form of claiming that, can be reconciled. The historical (eatingrr«remc«sels)u^oughthrea« employees to these actions were met Furthermore, let it be known that politically, Malcolm X and Martin facts, quite frankly, belie such a of incarceratiort, destruction of the with the accusation that we weren't we stand by the student employees Luther King were moving towards contention. studenrsacadenuccareer(byraeans acting out of loyalty to our friends but to the end. and finally, call all stu­ unity with each other. It has now Throughout Krueger's article of immediate expulsion and the that we must have guilty consciences dents to join Students for Union reached such ludicrous levels that are unsubstantiated assertions that placement of a letter branding you (a particularity vile and repugnant Reform—to band together to end even the sports editor ofthe UWM King and Malcolm were moving thief of state property, which they statement). the t>rannical whims ofthe admin­ Post has decided to get into the act. closer together. No evidence is pre­ claim will keep you from being ad­ We were told "we are going to istrative fat cats. In a recent two-part article by sented to buttress this claim. No mitted to any other university ever) make an example of someone." This The Student Union is paid for by Paul Krueger, billed as a tribute to such evidence exists. What is evi­ and termination, of course. Even is a vicious and archaic technique the students and, by definition, is by the two black leaders, Post readers dent is an historical record replete McDonald's gives its employees a used tliroughout the ages to terrorize the students-for the students. It's are led to believe that the concep­ with instances ofthe irreconcilable free meal per shift but UWM stu­ the common people and keep the time we took the Union and food tion of ideological divergence be­ positions of each individual. dents can have their lives ruined for masses in line through fear and in;: service back—SAY NO TO AD­ tween King and Malcolm is in es­ To let the reader judge from the eating an unaccountable cheese tirnidation. The administrators have MINISTRATIVE CONTROL. sence superficial and no more than record, I submit the folio wing: "The sandwich. Iwouldn tdoubtthatthese recently followed through on their Craig Koch media hype. What follows, how- American racial revolution has •MM .:••:/:. threats, by filing and farcing resigna­ been a revolution tovget in' rather than to overthrow. We want a share You cant meet in the American economy, the housing market, the educational AFTER COLLEGE... WHAT? system and the social opportuni­ It could be tough to find an entry level job in your ties. This goal in itself indicates field—in the civilian sector. that a social change in America But the Army could start giving you experience If the singles life sometimes leaves you feeling alone and empty, remember that God's gift to all must be nonviolent" (from Where and responsibility right away. Your college major may women and men is Jesus Christ Come join us in worship this Sunday in the Methodist Church. Do We Go From Here? by Martin fit perfectly with one of our Luther King, page 130). over 240 job skills. Many Contrast the above to Malcolm's even pay a cash bonus and Nov. 9, 1963 declaration: "Revo­ the loan repayment pro­ lution is bloody, revolution is hos­ gram can help pay off your tile, revolution knows no compro­ college loans. mise, revolution overturns and de­ You could enter at an stroys everything that gets in its advanced rank, be better way. And you, sitting around here prepared for promotions, like a knot on the wall, saying, Tm even do graduate work in going to love those folks no matter your field while you serve. how much they hate me.' No, you Ask your Army Recruiter need a revolution. Whoever heard about this major opportunity. of a revolution where they lock Northside: (414) 354-1641 arms ... singing "We Shall Over­ Southside: (414) 258-5447 come'?" Dovmtown : (414) 463-1058 What King is talking about is Waukesha : (414) 797-8148 not really a revolution at all. He is appealing to the aspirations of middle class and upper class blacks ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Kenwood United Methodist Church Phone: 332-5935 to get a bigger "cut" of the loot 2319 E. Kenwood Blvd. Pastor Rick Brewer plundered by U.S. imperialism. Milwaukee, wl 53211 (Across from the Union) When King insisted on SUNDAY WORSHIP 10:30 AM. nonviolence, he insisted on it only for the oppressed masses. In fact, during the rebellions of black people in the '60s, King openly declared, "If blood must be spilled, urn let it be ours." And during the most powerful of these rebellions, De­ troit, 1967, King joined in the call for the government to send in troops MANY YOUNG ADULTS HAVE to put down the rebellion—which PERMANENT HEARING IMPAIRMENT they did—with vicious violence. DUE TO REPEATED EXPOSURE TO King's whole stand in the '60s LOUD MUSIC OR NOISE BUT DON'T was directly opposed by Malcolm KNOW IT. X, a revolutionary nationalist who called out the system for its crimes, If you are 18 to 30 years old and have a known or not only against black people but suspected hearing loss, make an appointment to other oppressed people in the U.S. receive your FREE hearing evaluation! and around the world. Malcolm 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. boldly took the stand that if this Tues., March 10th at: vicious system would not give free­ dom and justice to those it had victimized for so long, then the EHPOWOn, system should be overthrown. De­ spite attempts today to distort the 11:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m real story on this, Malcolm re­ Here, at UW-Milwaukee. we are conducting a National mained firmly opposed to the role Institutes of Health sponsored hearing research project. This played by King and all others who Wed, March 11th at: project is designed to study how listeners understand everyday tried to collaborate with the system "real world" speech. If you are qualified to participate as a and cover up the reality of the so- subject in this project you will receive payments of $ 10.00 per UNION jgTflTION called "American Dream." hour. 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