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Recommended Citation "Central Florida Future, Vol. 24 No. 27, November 21, 1991" (1991). Central Florida Future. 1103. https://stars.library.ucf.edu/centralfloridafuture/1103 CONFETTI . C1 · OPINION . . 6 SPORTS • 12 Fonner Monkee swings Oral Roberts looks for Air Assault soars to into Pleasure Island friends in Heaven, Hell victory over K·YASA

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.Candidate says she backs 2nd, e requirement Okerlund says UCF students are 'professionally oriented' by Jennifer Burgess · in a second language require STAFF REPORTER ment. She said she feels that learning another language not The final candidate for the only allows students to learn position ofUCFs president was another culture, but allows them interviewed earlier this week. to learn more about their own. Arlene Okerlund is the aca "Ifl had power, I would require demicvice presidentatSanJose bilingualism," Okerlund stated. provides the groundwork for State University. Okerlund was Due to recent cuts in the bud later education. An example Okerlund Hooker the last of five candidates to get, she said that the foreign Okerlund gave was of a student on her first visit to UCF, during Okerluridalso commented on experience the two-day inter language requirement is an is who enjoys the opera because of the first round of interviews. the amount of interaction and views by students, faculty, staff sue that must be debated by an introductory music course. She walked into the Business response she received from the and the community. comittees. "Students have to build that Administration Building and community. She said she was Michael Hooker was the sixth She said a strong general base," she said. found an enormous amount of surprized to see a community candidate, but he dropped out of education is an important part Okerlund said the genuine students gathered in the lobby. that was so "genuinely the race last week. of an education and said gen interest and professionalism of She said the students of UCF Okerlund said she believes eral education is the base which the student body impressed her are "professionally oriented." SEARCH continued page 4 Smnmer requirement put on hold by regents due to budget restrictions by Roben Sargent even fewer summer courses be CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE cause of the state's tight budget crunch. In the clamor of budget cuts "It's hard to require students and limited availability of sum-· to attend in the summer if yo-q. mer courses in Florida universi can't offer the classes," Dees said. ties, a nine-hour summer re In October, the BOR decided quirement for certain transfer to suspend the summer require students has been suspended mentforthe 1991-92 schoolyear. by the state Board of Regents. The requirement was issued The require by the Florida ment mandated legislature more that all students "It's hard to require than nine years entering the ago to prevent State University students to attend the "underuti System who in the summer if lization" of uni have taken less versities. In ad- you can't ~fff!r the MICKEY GETS A B0.0-BOO than 60 credit . dition to forcing hours must at classes." the students to This car met Mickey Friday afternoon in front of Administration after ifcollided with a tend nine hours attend summer bus, which was decorated for Disney World's 20th anniversary. (Char1esK. MorrowtFUTUREJ of summer courses, the courses. Trans- - David Dees summer tuition fer students who assistant dean of was lowered. have taken more undergraduate studies Over the years, SG Sentate overt1U11s earlier decision; than 60 hours of the tuition was college courses raised again but were not required to take the the summer requirement re bill provides money for student jobs summer classes. mained. "The requirement was sus Dees said that the one-year by Rebecca Falcon against the bill for personal reasons. Shadgett pended through August ofl 992, suspension. might cause prob spoke of an ongoing battle between DiBona and STAFF REPORTER which means that it will not be lems for .some students. If the David Mann, former SG pro temp. enforced until then," said Dr. students at the junior level are "We've acted irresponsibly," Sen. John "Last ~eek we saw two egos battle when we David Dees, assistant dean of Shadgett said in response to the Student Senate's unable to take summer classes should have left the two egos at the door," Shadgett Undergraduate Studies at vote against the "Jobs for Students" program. this year, they might face a said while addressing senate. 'We didn't become UCF. Shadgett addressed the senate during Sunday's senators to vote for Mann or DiBona. It's our job mandatory summer schedule of meeting, urging the senators to reconsider the to vote for students." rhe suspension was issued limited classes in their senior previously failed jobs for students bill. Afte-r During the Nov. 11 senate meeting, Mann after several Florida universi year when the suspension is hearing debates, the senate reconsidered the bill spoke against the jobs for students program that ties reduced their amount of dropped. and passed it by a vote of16-9. was supported by DiBona. Mann said that the courses offered this past sum "I don't think the summer At the last meeting, Jason DiBona, student program is not the responsibility of SG. mer. The University of Florida requirement is needed," Dees body president, recommended that the bill be "He's wrong," Shadgett said. "He's not speak- considered canceling its sum said. "Students are attending passed. However, the senate rejected the bill. mer session. Next year, some classes in the summer as much Shadgett said the senators had voted for or JOBS continued page 3 universities might schedule as they can anyway."

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• The Central Florida Future November 21, 1991 3 I want my MTV: film student produces music video at Arena > Robin Cowie hopes to bring attention to film department

by Tracy M. Holm UCF film majors. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE Trish Minnich, a 21-year-old senior film major and assistant director of the video, said Cowie A 19-year-old UCF film student produced a was " ... quite an ambitious young man."$he said music video rendition ofthe musical "Jesus Christ his production was the most elaborate of all Superstar" Sunday at the UCF Arena. others she had seen. Actors and actresses had painted faces, tie "I wanted to get as close to a live production as died clothing and tights covered the arena floor possible," Cowie said. amidst a setting ofmetal, fence-type props, smoke Rae Garner, a 21-year-old organizational blowers and bright lights. communications major, said he spent about Robin Cowie, a junior and a first year film $1,000 of his own money on the production. student, directed the cast while other students Expenses included film, equipment, smoke and film majors operated the cameras and walked machines and fan rental plus catered food for around talking on two-way radios. the cast and crew. The music video Cowie created was the last of With all the bad press the UCF film depart three.projects required in his first year as a film ment has been getting, Cowie hopes his produc major. • tion will make others aware there is film making Cowie and his friends and film peers organized going on at UCF and show them the film depart the production. The cast of 40 to 50 students ment is alive and well. consisted mostly of volunteers from UCF and Cowie said he believes projects such as his Ac;,sac Singleton plays the Devil as part of Rob Cowie's other college theater departments. Most of the provide great opportunities for students to get production, "Jesus Christ Superstar." (Jim Ferguson/FUTURE) camera people and crew, 10to15 students, were involved in film-related activities. Yellow Roses fill void, enhance life for black students on campus by Francis J. Allman lack of activities geared for the CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE black student at UCF. She cited Homecoming as an example. "I Gong show and pie in the face went to many of the Homecom connoisseurs have had some ing activities this year, but I found thing to cheer about recently, nothing for the black students." .,_ now that the Yellow Roses have Hodges was quick to point become a force on campus. out that the group did not feel Who are the Yellow Roses this was an intentional slight you say? We11, they are basi against black students. "What cally "a service organization is needed is a black perspective geared to the black student," in the planning of Homecoming according to Anne Hodges, a activities. We would like to have member and leader in the group. some concerts and other things Wacky contests, however, are that the black students would simply the means to an end for have an interest in attending." the group, whose goals are The group plans to have a summed up in their mo to: member sit in on next years "Manly deeds, scholarship and planning committee, "to ensure love for all mankind." that the needs and interests of Hodges said that functions the black student are not ne such as the Gong show and pie glected," according to Hodges. in the face contests serve two Hodges 'said she has been vital functions for the Yellow encouraged by the number of Ro5es: "They provide opportu white students who have turned nities for interaction between out for some of the group's func students, and they raise funds tions, such as a recent card tour for the group's many commu nament held in the SCA "Our nity projects." activities are open to everybody." One ofthese projects involved Among the things planned the Front Line Outreach Center for next semester, Yellow Roses forjuveniledelinquents. Hodges will be providing book scholar said on Halloween they had a ships for three students. These cook-out and scavenger hunt on scholarships will be open to all the commons for several of the students and will be awarded boys, who ranged in age from 14 based on need. Hodges said there to 17. The Yellow Roses pro will be an announcement forth vided the boys with T-shirts and coming to tell students how to a good time, but more impor apply. tantly, accordingto Hodges, "We Right now there are 10 active wantedtosetagoodexamplefor members of the group, "which them." spans the spectrum of interests The group is also concerned on campus," Hodges said. She with the student life ofblacks on added that the Yellow Roses are campus. Hodges said the idea looking for "quality not quan for the Yellow Roses came about tity." Membership in the group after several friends noticed a is open to all students. JOBS . However, Sen. Gary Marlar the bill in standing. tive privilege anymore," DiBona Sen. Gina Edwards re FROM PAGE 1 said he knew nothing about a Other senators questioned said. "I want your help, your sponded by saying that the ex battle between DiBona and the reasoning behind the execu support, your approval." ecutive branch simply set things ing to the needs of the students, Mann. Marlar said that he cast tive branch of SG bringing the However, the bill was cre in motion. "A lot of people don't he's speaking to the detriment his vote against the bill because bill before senate. During ated, six students were inter agree with how this bill was of Jason DiBona. I didn't do all he simply feels that "it's too much Monday's meeting, DiBona had viewed and promised jobs and broughtaboutorwhathappened the things I did to get elected so for too little." said that the bill was before the plans were made with the li before it was brought before sen I could come in here and get "I think it's unwise to spend senate to earn support. He said brary before the senate was ever ate," Edwards said. "[But] it's caught up in a personal matter the money this way," Marlar thatin the past, allocating schol addressed. water under the bridge." between two people." Shadgett said. He added that he would arship money was the privilege "Should senate be held re Edwards said that the im urged the senators to put all consider a new bill in which of the president. sponsible for a promise that sen portant thing is that the bill was personal feelings aside and pass several changes have been "I don't feel creating scholar ate never made?" one senator before senate, enabling them to the bill. made, but that he disagreed with ship funds should be an execu- asked. set precedent by pasSillgtbe bill. J 4 The Centiai Florida Future November 21, 1991 l Commissioner speaks about government, garbage by Mickie Matrisciani bigexpense. "Ifyou don't concerned about the envi ings about the education in Florida. CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE incorporate long range ronment," she said. ''The cuts in education are disastrous planning into your day She said that the people because once you spool cuts, it will take In Orange County's pursuit of an ap to day decisions, I don't lionize recycling because a decade to spool them back up," she said. propriate site for a land fl.I itl failed to know what use it is," they feel that they can per "Most taxpayers believe that there is one consider the cost of the land over time, a she added. sonally do 1something posi -pocketbook. We should demand that we county commissioner told a government Pignon~ also dis tive for their community. be vigilant in saving." Pignone said the class Thursday. cussed the 'need for a "The only way to make re budget process this year is very discour Orange County Commissioner Fran mass burning plant. cycling widespread is to aging and said, "Let taxes be raised for Pignone explained that one of the prob "This is a consequence educate people about the university literacy. We can only be as lems with the land fill is that the county of growth. It is stagger importance of recycling," good as our education." didn't put in monitoring wells. ''The large ing because the commu Pignone said. · Pignone is a graduate of FSU and amounts ofheavy metal and waste were nity will have to face In addition, Pignone received her master's degree in social leeching out thus, rnixingwith the ground that capital invest talked about the fluctuat administration. She spent eight years water," Pignone said. ment," she said. Pignone Pignone ing prices of tolls in the with the regional Water Management Pignone visited UCF's state and local said there is no good area. She said toll roads District and has spent one year as an government class Thursday. She spoke answer. to this problem do not work in environ Orange County Commissioner. During of growth and development issues con and that, "with time and reduction of ments where commuters drive to school her campaign, her message was "to show cerning the Central Florida community. waste, we can find something cheaper." or work from their homes. Pignone said some sensitivity and to know the best To solve the land fill problem, she said Pignone encouraged the class to re that the county was consideringraisingthe ways to plan for growth management the county will have consider a 24-hour cycle. "Do the best you can with recy gas tax and building roads with the money. and to not destroy the surroundings or a day pumping system, but it would be a cling. The people of Central Florida are Pignone expressed her personal feel- the quality of education."

SEARCH standards. the university, it does not mean ing community and the academic Dean Gary Whitehouse, chair FROM PAGE 1 Okerlund said student apathy the student is apathetic. The first community." man of the Presidential Advisory is to be expected on commuter priority of students should be an · Michael Hooker, the president Comittee, srudtheletterwas vague interested ... and supportive." campuses with a high amount of education. of the University of Malyland and did not state Hooker's reason "Campus demography should non-traditional students. She said Okerlund st.ated two ways in BaltimoreCounty, withdrewfrom for withdrawing. reflectthedemographyofthecom the only answer to this problem whichshewouldincreasethevalue consideration last week. The Board of Regents will be munity aroundit,"Okerlund said. would be to create activities that of the degrees at UCF. She would Hooker, who was thought of as interviewing the five finalists on She takes this-position to ypinority pertain to these types of students. ensure the quality of the educa the top contender, wrote a letter to campusTuesdayandWednesday. enrollment. She said this seems to She said that because a student tion at UCF, and she would also Chancellor Reed announcing his The new president is expected to be the only "sensible way'' to set . has intersts that do not pertain to ''build visibili:tY in the surround- decidion to withdraw. be announced in early December. (

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!) by Latasha Gauldlin ingapart, and they needed some CENTRA L FLORIDA FU TURE thing like a Black and Gold contest to get the students The Student Government boosted. Senate wants students to sup Dunn said their intent was port UCF's football team. successful. So they started a contest to He also said he sees this as a g-et inore students at the game '"bottom step toward progress in - a black and gold contest. the students becoming more re SG awarded 14 prizes and ceptive to the athletic depart one grand prize to students at ment." thecontestNov ..16duringUCFs Dunn added, "When the foot last home football game of the ball team starts expanding and year. playing better teams, we will The contest was held as an have reached the top in student incentive for more student fans participation in support of the to come out and support the team." team. He said this is the goal of the The Black ·and Gold contest committee. was held to increase fervor The winning tickets were among the UCF students to get drawn during half time, and ·them behind the football team's announceddur:lngthethirdand final game of the season, said fourth quarters of the game. CARUMBA Terrance Dunn, committee Prizes included movie and Students perform a Columbian folk dance Monday at the Spanish Fair. The fair was chairman of service and public dinner passes. No Qne claimed relations. sponsored by the Hispanic American Student Association. (Charles K. MorrowtFUTURE) the grand prize of $100. Ile said he felt that the UCF The unclaimed money went fansandfootballteamweredrift- back into the SG fund, 0 'I (~'I ' 411& Bring Friends .. . f fvl'~;\. '! cJ!.~FLOWE!< SHOP, INC. ~/ ; 47 ALAFAYA WOODS BLVD. Roommates .. . OVIEDO, FLORIDA 32765 and Money!!! 407-366-2021 Gay L Rotunno c 10% Discount with Student 1.0. - Local Orders Only Belz Factory Established 1928 Outlet World Mall 2 OUTLET 363-4670

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• Fl"GHT FOR PROGRESS to broaden his views concerning main campus that is video taped the poor sound on them. I am usually when you buy a bad Editor: gays and will be more accommo and sent to 4 extension cam blaming CAB for not testing a product you are reimbursed. It I would like to respond to Mr. dating toward gay men and puses. This is a very economical product they purchased. If I doesn't seem like too much to Ed Bowes' commentary in The women thathe will undoubtably way to reach additional students bought a new car and intended ~sk. After 10 minutes of wait Central Florida Future on Nov. meet during his life. with no increase in faculty. Let's to take a date out that night, I ing, we were asked to leave or sit 12. try to get our facts straight would test drive the car to see down by the cops. They were not As an alumnus of UCF, I Bryan S. Kellenberger before pointing. Again a brief how it would perlorm. CAB used giving refunds. rarely obtain a copy of The Fu alumnus, 1989 note or a short companion ar- · our money to purchase a ser I assume from what hap ture, however; I visited UCF ticle would have been helpful in vice, the sound system, and did pened that Mr. Vietor Collazo recently and had the opportu • EXPLANATION PLEASE the search for truth and knowl not bother to see if the upper made the decision not to give nity to pick up a copy of The Editor: edge. level could hear. This is totally refunds. That wasn't the thing Future in which I found an in Several recent letters to the As the state's budget prob unbelievable. that got me mad. What got me teresting commentary by editor have been disturbing to lems continue, the average stu My request is that I be given mad was that he didn't even Mr.Bowes. me for the amount of misinfor dent needs to remember that a full refund for my concert bother _taking a list of people I believe this is the second mation published. Being a the tax payers cover 75 percent ticket. I tis a totalembarassment who asked for a refund. Believ time I have read a commentary middle-age product of the '60s, I of students tuition at UCF. As a that our university cannot put ing that this was a mistake, I by Mr. Bowes concerning homo encourage free speech outlets. middle-aged tax payer, the fa on a small event without this walked up to Mr. Collazo and sexuality that in itselfsays quite But there are times when a short ther oftwo high school students, type of disaster. From the mo said to him, "At least you could a bit. I am not sure as to the note of explanation or a com the husband of a public school ment Leno began to speak, the take a list of who is asking for a main point of Mr. Bowes com panion article from the paper's administrator and a ·graduate complete upper deck could not refund." To this his reply was mentary, however; I assume it staff would be helpful in dis student, I. have a broader point hear what he was saying. After nothing. I think some people is to voice his disdain and dis turbing the facts. of view. When the tax payer is 15 minutes of maneuvering by were able to convince him to agreement with homosexuality. An article near the start of covering most of the tuition cost the sound people, there was no sign something as proof but by Mr. Bowes treats the seri the term attacked the new pay he/she has an interest in the improvement. Therefore my this time the cops had gotten ousness of discrimination lot near the Engineering Build types of degrees earned. At the whole section spontaneously got mad, and I honestly believed whether it is toward homosexu ing. While I also find the park start of this school year most up and moved to the that if I stayed any longer I als or women with a rather cava ing lot situation at UCF ter public school districts were "endzone" to see if they could might getin trouble. To be truth lier attitude. All discrimination rible, the article was devoid of forced to reduce teachers by not do a quick fix themselves. We ful I went back and attempted is a serious affront to everyones' any basic facts. A short at the returning any teachers without paid $7 to hear the concert in to enjoy what little of the con civil liberties that all men and bottom of the letter referencing tenure. When my wife is review our seats, not to stand and look cert I could. This amounted to women deserve to have pro the recent Future article on the· ing the budget one more time overpeople'sshoulders. Thisdid about15 minutes of going''huh" tected without regard to their new lot would have been help before going to bed at night, not seem to do the job either so and "what did he say'' with my race, sex, ethnic origin, creed or ful. As a part time graduate looking for a miracle that will I moved back to the bleachers to . roommate. I think I might have sexual orientation. student at Daytona Beach, I am help her absorb the latest fund see if things had improved. even laughed at a punchline I Discrimination toward homo required to come to the main ing cuts without surplusing About this time there was a could hear. , sexuals, women or other minori campus several evenings for more teachers, the graduation grand announcement that the My roommate has already ties occurs every day and my testing, etc. As a member of the . of more unemployed teachers is sound had been fixed. This is complained about this to Jimmie main point is that discrimina intended user group, I fin_d this not near the top of this tax totally untrue. Now the crowd Ferrell. His response, get this, tion should not be allowed to option better then purchasing a payer's funding priority list. couldsortofbearthemainpieces is that he would have given re exist in the work place at-all, parking decal for both campuses of the jokes but whenever Mr. funds ifhe was there. But since regardless of a person's sexual orpayingparkingtickets 6 times Richard M. Baker Leno told the punchline, usu they didn't take names they orientation. Mr. Bowes states a year. industrial engineering ally in a fast paced different couldn't give refunds now. - that in essence a gay man or During the budget cutting tone, we missed it. By this time, I also understand the excuse woman should not be forthcom period leading into the summer • NO REFUNDS GIVEN about 25 minutes into the show, was used that, ''Well, this is the ing about their sexual orienta term, an education major at I am writing regarding the I decided to ask for a refund. I first time that we have offered tion regardless of the situation. tached a number of course selec Jay Leno concert on Nov. 1. As I couldn't hear, I was mad, and I an event of this size." I have A person's homosexuality is a tions offered in engineering am sure you are aware, the con was embarassed (alumni do been attending UCF for five very important part of their be when education had been cut cert was both a roaring success come to these things). years now. I have always de ing and if a gay man or woman significantly. This faulty use of and total fiasco. For those who At first I thought I would be fended and supported this uni should decide to reveal their facts again spread misinforma could hear this concert the the only one. When I got near versity. Often I have heard simi homosexuality to his/her co tion with the help of The Fu laughter was spontaneous, how the ticket window, I realized I lar excuses. workers, they should not be pe ture. Ifthe education major had ever the ones who could not were was mistaken. There were be Until our organizers are held nalized for doing so. read more than the first and last deprived of this possibly enjoy tween 50 to 100 people waiting responsible for their· mistakes, The fight for gay rights will section numbers, he would have able experience. I am aware that for refunds. THIS MANY UCF will continue to put on continue to progress and will noted that almost all of the CAB, who I assume was in PEOPLECAN'TBEWRONG. I "half success" events. hopefully lead to anti graduate courses have 5 sec charge of this event, hired an thought that I would simply be ~~ disrcimination laws concerning tions. For each of these courses outside company to provide the givenmyrefundandthenlcould Steven L. Hassenzahl gays. I hope Mr. Bowes will try there is only one live class on the sound system. I am not blaming leave: This is America after all; mechanical engineering

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UCF athletics rocked by cruel, unSuccessful Flag Football All·Tournament Team assassination attempt on sports editor's life

dividend checks from Mary Kay Cosmetics. Jamie Johnson The media were met by a cookie-eating Pat Williams who informed the thronging crowd that FREE THROWS the conference would begin in 10 minutes but it did not. In fact, the party didn't start until 5:30 any of you readers have scoffed at my p.m., which meant that I was forced to endure the claims in the past that this sports sec- gossip'and small talk of the "elite" sports report M tion is dedicated to a defined mission of ers of the Orlando scene. the utmost importance. · Finally, as the conversation became more and When I have attempted to explain this exten- more boring, Pat Williams, agent Fred Slaughter sive effort to seek out the great sports truths of and Brian Williams appeared. - (. ; life through complicated scientific procedures After interviewing Williams and Williams, involving lengthy trips across the country and Slaughter and Magic Coach Matty Guokas I avoiding homework at all possible costs, many of walked back to my car. It was then that I realized you have giggled and used this newspaper to fill I had become a victim of a terrorist plot. ( ) your cat's litter boxes and hamster cages. What once had been my right front car door Well, well, well. Put THIS in your litter box, window layin thousandsofpiecesscatteredacross buddy! . the inside of the passenger's side of the vehicle. <.) Due to the great strides this section has made The remaining glass in the window resembled a in demystifying the world of sports at UCF, geometric spiderweb caused clearly by a crow bar apparently some group ofnarco-terrorist, pinko- impacting the surface at a high velocity. liberal,neo-nazi,anti-inflamma- ~~~~~~~~~~ The perpetrators took (ilfilllllil~••1111111 tory, sniffling, sneezing, cough- S M . B . my back pack and ran. YOUR PASSPORT TO SAVINGS ing, aching, stuffy-head fever ee ag1c eat Though many of you will at- s o-you-can -rest medicine - . pa·ge 11 tributethistoAmerica'sgrow- USE IT AROUND TOWN, AROUND THE WORLD. banditos have attempted to as- ing crime problem, I maintain SA VE DOLLARS ON EVERYDAY PRODUCTS & SERVICES sassinate your beloved sports that this was done to interfere OUR INTEREST RATES ON MCMSA CARDS ARE editor. I mean me, guys! with the mission of this sports section. CURRENTLY 9.5% Youofcours~beingatypicalcollegestudentin We will not back down, however. This sports FOR FREE INFORMATION CALL 249-3771. ., the '90s with little or no trust left in your fellow page cannot be stopped. man, have immediately written this report off as You can rest in the knowledge that the high a lie I just made up to amuse you. But you're level of sports journalism you have probably \) wrong and it pains me to see how wrong you are. begun to take for granted by now will continue. r------~ While many ofyou were taking afternoon naps We have posted a sign-up list for the First Ever MARYLAND FRIED cmCKEN in your on or off-campus housing, or even more Volunteer Sports Fan Militia. If you too under 1 likely in your last class for the day, I was dashing stand the immense weight of our mission to bring OF UNION PARK across town to cover an Orlando Magic press sports news out into the public eye, it is time to conference to announce the signing of Arizona bear arms for our cause. Buy 16 piece Buffalo Wings forward Brian Williams. After signing up, you will be issued an official J) Allthebiggieswerethere,filingintothemedia First Ever Volunteer Sports Fan Militia T-shirt Get 1 O piece Bufflo Wings workroombelowtheOrlandoArena. Pat Clarke, ,and a big cardboard badge with a very pretty ofWF.rV Channel 9, sashayed in with as much eagle on it. FREE make-up as one man can wear without receiving War has been declared. Must present coupon. Limit one per person expires 12/31 /91

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by Jamie Johnson knows how long it's going to take. I SPORTS EDITOR think we're all relieved and happy that this is finally done. The Orlando Magic called a _news "It's an awful lot to expect any conference Monday afternoon to an body to jump into midstream and get nounce the signing of their top draft immediate results." choice Brian Williams to a multi Brian Williams maintained an ex year contract reported to be for four years and $4.2 tensive fitness program over the holdout that in million. cluded cycling over a hundred miles a week but was Williams' signing ended a lengthy hold-out that eager to get into camp and begin his NBA career. extended eight games into the season and stunted ''The time was right," Williams said. "It's a little Williams physical conditioning and adjustment into late. I'm ecstatic how we came to terms. I'd say a big the NBA game. · factor now is getting my lungs up to NBA standards." Williams walked into the media workroom of the Williams understands that he will have to over Orlando Arena beside his agent Fred Slaughter and come an image to Orlandoans of being a greedy and Magic general manager Pat Williams. Pat Williams, egotistical player due to the length of his hold out. who struggled viciously with Slaughter over the past "I think all the other players understand how months in attempting to sign Brian Williams, poked negotiations with management can get," Williams fun of the situation repeatedly. said. "I even received some letters from fans, with no "I'm very happy to welcome to Orlando, my good return address of course, saying to 'get my butt out friend Fred Slaughter," Williams said. "To make here!' That's kind ofa problem because fans are kind room on the active roster (for Brian Williams), Stanley of emotional. There are a lot of people who are less Roberts will be placed on the injured reserve list after fortunate then NBA players so it's definitely some sustaining a sprained ankle during practice today." thing I've had to deal with in the last month." Magic head coach Matt Guokas responded toques The 6-11 forward practiced with the team Tuesday tions ofhow long it will take for Williams to make an morning and tired after an hour of non-stop running impact on the club with a wait-and-see attitude. and playing but he showed many of the qualities -:; Brian Williams appeared worth the wait during a "Obviously this is something we knew would take attributed to him at draft time. He dunked with flair time," Guokas said. "Now that this is done, we've got and ease, ran the floor quickly and impressed onlook two hour practice Tuesday. (Michael DeHoogJFUTURE) a lot of catch-up work to do. It takes time and no one ers with his style and power around the basket. c FI.AG FOOTBALL FROM PAGE 12

"We basically did everything as a team this year," said Dozen Guard Jeanine Weiher. "We wanted this game for three years." The B League title game ~· found two undefeated champi ons going for all the marbles, Pegasus champion A W.A...ru _ _ _,, Gemini champion K-V ASA K- VASA made it to their first championship final in three years. For K-VASA, the rout over AW.A. seemed to be on in the first half when quarterback Coco Nguyen hit Sean Hellien, • Rob Park and Tran Huynh for 3 touchdown passes, giving them a 19-0 halftime lead. But ... AW.A. wasn't out of the fight, as wide receiver Ed Cullinelli caught one of Frank Villardi's three touchdown passes to take • a 21-19 lead, but Nguyen's in terception, along with his touch down pass 1;o Rob Bolan, became the backbreaker as K-VASA walked away as Leagua champi ons with a final score of25-21. Finally, it came down to both • Sigma Chi I and Air Assault to see who could "walk the aisle" towardNew Orleans this winter. Both teams seemed to stop each other's offense with even better defense, with Air Assatilt being tu.med away on several scoring opportunities. The first half ended with no score but in the second half, As sault quarterback Adam Yapkowitz finally found Paul Breeman in the endzone to set up • the game's only touchdown. But with 1:30 left in regulaf'.ion, line backer Peny Balasis made the game-winninginterception asAir Assault soared to the A League pinnacle, 6-0. ''I think we're the best team in .. the league," said Yapkowitz. 'We started strong during the regular season, but most of the teams in the townament seemed to just stepupalevelandgaveusarunfor our money."· Air Assault and The Dirty Dozenearnedbidsto theNational Flag Football Championships on Dec. 26 in New Orleans. ) The Central Florida Future .Sports November 21, 1991 12 ·Earley lifts women's golf team to third-place finish by Dave Meadows Ontario,, trailed FIU's Moira Dunn after two rounds of whether or not I had won." ASSISTANT SPORTS EDITOR play, but shot a 73 on Sunday to Dunn's 77. Dunn Earley called last weekend's tournament the biggest finished third behind Earley and UM's Kim Augusta. win of her collegiate career. The horrendous weather of South Florida could not · "I knew how far back I was going into the final round Last year, she became UCF's first female golfer to dampen the play of the UCF women's golf team in the on Sunday," Earley said. "I knew what I had to do, and qualify for the NCAA finals, an accomplishment that Pat Bradley Invitational at the Don Shula Hotel and I went out and did it, unlike last year. she hopes to repeat. A 1990-91 preseason honorable Golf Olub this past weekend. "Last year I was leading going into the final round, mention All-American by "Golfweek" magazine, she The Lady Knights drove and putted their way to a but then I kinda choked in the last round and allowed her was selected as "Ram Golfs" Collegiate Player of the -\ third-place finish in the 10 team field behind perennial [Dunn] to win it; but this year I was able to beat her." Month in March of this year and is ranked 34th in the powers University of Miami and Florida International. The soggy Mianii weather made an already difficult country. _ UCF began Sunday's third round of play in fourth course even tougher, but Earley responded to the "She has been our best player here for the past three < • place behirid UM, FIU and South Alabama, but the challenge like a true champion. years," said UCF golf coach Dr. Mike Shumaker. "In Lady Knights, led by senior Liz Earley, charged past "The weather was just terrible," she said. "It was a fact, she's the best player we've ever had as far as the Lady Jaguars in the final round. good, challenging course, and I'm really happy that I women golfers." . "This was the last tournament ofthe season," Earley played well." Earley will graduate from UCF in December of next t · said. "It was nice to finish the season on a good note like After playing the final 18, Earley had w patiently year, after which she would like to vie for a car~e r in the this; I think it sets the tone for next semester." wait for the rest of the field to finish the course before professional ranks. Earley staged a comeback ofher own over the final 18 she knew the final results of the tournament. "My goal," she said, "is to be competitive and to ~ . holes to claim first place in the individual competition. "It was kind of nerve racking having to wait for qualify for the ~PGA tour. It's a challenge, but that's The Liberal Studies major from St. Catherines, everyone else to finish," she said, ''before I could find out my goal." Arkansas State takes UCF apart, claims Sun Belt championship by Jenny Duncanson three games and Western Ken nated Lamar from the tourna STAFF REPORTER tucky beating Southwestern ment by defeatingthein in three Louisiana, also in three games. games. This left Arkansas State The sun went down on the The second round of play.also and Western Kentucky to do Sun Belt Conference Volleyball took place on Friday and pitted battle for the conference title on Tournament but the Lady UCF against Western Ken Sunday. Arkansas State had one Knights were not the ones stand tucky. UCF had to win to stay tournament loss and Western ing in the winners circle. · in the tournament. Kentucky had none. ~ UCF traveled to Jonesboro, Unfortunately, Western Arkansas handed Western Arkansas, to Arkansas State Kentucky had a different plan. Kentucky its first loss, winning University to try and cap off a UCF lost to Western Kentucky in four games, 15-13, 8-15, 15-7 winning season. A team is elimi in three games, 15-8, 15-4 and and 15-10. nated after losing two matches. 15-1. This left both teams With one The Lady Knights played the The loss left UCF in fifth loss and one more match to play. ·first match against the winners place and gave UCF a final sea The final match began with of the Western Division, Arkan son record of24-13. Western Kentucky on top, 15-9. sas State. Linda Santiago accounted for Arkansas State proved how ~ UCF was unable to defeat 11 kills in the game with Shan much they wanted it and took Arkansas inthe regular season non Pack making eight kills. the next two games, 15-12 and matches and the story was the Lisa Peterson came up with the 16-14. same at the tournament. two service aces for the Lady Western Kentucky came Arkansas won in three Knights. right back and won the next straight games. A r k a n s a s Other matches in the second game, 15-10. dominated the first two games, round resulted in Arkansas The final game of the Sun winning 15-4 and 15-3. Little Rock beating Southwest BeltConferencewentrightaown The Lady Knights refused to ern Louisiana in three games to the fifth game with both teams go down without a strong fight, and Lamar losing to Arkansas giving it their all. however, and was only beat 15- State in four games. The final game of the tourna 11 in the third game. This left four teams for the ment went to 18-16, with Ar Miriam Metzcus and Lisa third round of play on Satur kansas S4ite clinching the brag Peterson both came up withnine day. Lamar won over Arkan ging rights to Conference Cham kills for UCF and Metzcus made sas-Little Rock in four games pions. the only service ace. and Western Kentucky gave The Lady Knights finished The rest of the field in the Arkansas State their first loss the season with a 24-11 record, first round had Lamar defeat after five games. a considerable improvement Senior Shannon Pack finished .fourth in the Sun Belt ing 1... rkansas-Little Rock in Arkansas State then elimi- over last season's 14-17 mark. · conference in hitting percentage. (Charles K MorrowifUTUAE) Air A,gault, Dirty Dozen triumph · -in flag football champ~onships

1 by Harris Ahmed their name. The two teams were score- ) STAFF REPORTER less at halftime. "This was probably our best defensive Last Monday marked the end of a game of the season," said Dozen Line- > fast-paced, bone-crushing flag football backer Ana Sobrino. "Basically, we just seasol). with the annual All-University changed the defense a little bit. It was Championships with the A League and more like Miami-FSU out there." Women's champions earning a trip to With no score in the first half, some the Nationals in New Orleans, while the thing had to give in the second half and B League champs would secure all-out they did ... for The Dirty Dozen. bragging rights. BAD key players"Heather Parker and ~ In the Women's championship game, Shannon Devers fell victim to an other BAD and The Dirty Dozen met for the wise gruesome- second half that re second time this season. Their last meet sembled an NFL. game, as they were ing decided the Women's Independent both carried out with an injury. From 1 division title, but this time, it was all or there, the Dozen's offense as Lisa Meltzer nothing. found Dawn Newman in the endzone for With Kelly Coker absent, Dirty a touchdown pass, while Newman's in- ~, Dozen's Lisa Meltzer was once again terception was later turned into a touch given the nod to start at quarterback. down run by Meltzer. Before the clock Early in the first half, both teams seem expired; The Dirty Dozen celebrated their , to have a whole lot of trouble on offense, championship victory, 13-0. Air Assault's Paul Breeman makes his way towards the end zone in as BAD's Cindy Wood and Dozen'sNikki hiS team's 6-Q Championship Win. (Charles K. Morrow/FUTURE) Cantrall both had an interception to FLAG FOOTBALL continued page 11

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...... J~nes promot~s new projects by Jason Maddox with my work, it's a bonus. RemembertheMonkees?Peter,Micheal,Micky Anytime you can do something and Davy, those four unforgettable guys that were thatyou enjoy doing and get paid on the television -every day after school. forit, then that's a double bonus," Da·vy Jones, the most popular of the four he said. Monkees, performed at Pleasure Island Thursday Recently, Jones toured night in front of several hundred fans. Australia with a band In an interview before the show, Jones told of performing concerts. In the his beginnings in show business. At 15 years old, shows, he sings "I'm a Believer," he played the Artful Dodger in the Broadway show "Daydream Believer,""Little Bit "Oliver!" While working, Columbia Pictures Me" and "Last Train to contacted and signedJones to a long-term contract. Clarksville." He also combines He worked in many of the television shows during originals with songs that people ·the 1960s, including "Bewitched" and "The have given to him or that he has Farmers Daughter." picked up. In 1965, the Monkees idea was brought up. It He said that he does not have was to be a television show. about a rock 'n' roll records comingouteverymonth band, "Much like the Beatles' movie, 'Hard Days oreveryyear. "I'mnotamusician · Night,' put on television every week with dialogue · in that sense, I'm an entertainer and a story." who goes into theater, television "WANTED: MADNESS, AUDITIONS FOR and was in the group called the FOUR GUYS WILLING TO WORK IN A T.V. Monkees." SHOW ABOUT A ROCK AND ROLL BAND," When he appears on stage as posters said. Davy Jones from the Monkees, After the auditions of people from around the "I sing a couple Monkee tunes world were completed, the Monkees were on the and some new stuff, but I'm not air in 1966. The 56 episode series, which was very worried about a new album successful, reached 36 countries around the world. coming out with my new Supposedly, more than 100 million copies of their direction as a musician." albums were sold. In the near future, Jones Jones has written two books, "They Made a plans to promote his new book Monkee OutofMe" and "Monkee Memories, Media and do book signings. He also - Madne_ss. "The latest book has many photographs has a Christmas album that will andinterestingimages created with the assistance soon be released. of a computer. "Ideally, I would like to get a In a new British television series, "Trainer:" nice part in a movie," Jones said. which is based on thoroughbred horse racing, Jones Right now he has no time limits plays the part of the best jockey in England. In of what will come in the future real life, he does in fact train and ride horses and because he has other has ajockey's license. commitments to his family, ·"When I combine both my recreational pleasures · Joµ.es performed for a varied crowd at Pleasure Island.(Photos by ·John Rivera) which includes four daughters.

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...... ~~ ...... -~ _ _ ~ _. ·- __ . Volume.Number. Nov .•1991 . 2 Confetti, November 21 , 1991 Tritt breaks boundaries,hearts with1t's All About to -Change' Another one of the fastest Somebody," "Dcift Off to soul/ it says I can't keep Belt," is another tune along the growing artists in the genre of Dream" and ''Help Me Hold pretending that I don't love lines of rock. It is a fast paced country music is Travis Tritt. On." you anymore." song about a woman from His first album, Country Club, On thelat.estrelease, ''Here's ''NotlringShortofDying" and Atlanta who's body was made was released a little less than a Quarter (Call Someone Who "SomeoneForMe" showTritt's to sin, "she didn't care that he two years ago. Thelatestalbum, Cares)' is a single about a guy tender, caring side. In the first was married /cause the torch It's All About To Change, was tellinganoldflameshecantake tune, ''Ifindmy heartbreaking she carried was hotter than the released earlier this year and a hike. On the contrary, everytime her memory slams -flames ofhell/ she had plans to has already sold more than "Anymore" is on the other side thedoor."In the~nd,hesings seduce him, if she could she 500,000 copies and is still ofthe love'fence. He sings, ''let about needing someone with a would!loosenanot.chofthe bible climbing on the country music memakeonelastappeal toshow heart like his. Both tracks are belt."Trittwas assisted byLittle charts. This hot album is being youhow Ifeelaboutyou/'cause slow, well-written songs that Feat, a rock 'n' roll band that held at number three only there's no one else I swear that ' could be meaningful to whoever has been around for nearly 20 It's All About To Change behindGarthBrooks, whoholds holds a candle anywhere next · may listen. years. Artist: Travis Tritt the first two pooitions. to you/ my heart can't take On the rocky side ofcountry IfyoulikeSouthemstylerock Producer: Gregg Brown Singles that m;e to the top of the beating, not having you music, ''Homesick'' tells of the mixed with some touching love Label: Warner Brothers the charts from Tritt's debut to hold/ a small voice keeps in.fluenresofJimiHendrixand songs, check this album out. Records album include, 'Tm Gonna Be repeating deep inside my dope during the '60s. "Bible -Jason Maddox Members Urban Dance Squad drops the tnotherlode of Urban Dance by Alissa Barber at VisageletthemYthmhit 'em and grew ahappy,dancing Squad This is a show review that wanted to be an inteiview, pitthatswelled when UtbanDance Squad tooktre stage. butunfortunately,membersofUibanDanceSquad were "Dee~r Shade of Soul" helped the crowd rea)ly get overcame gravely ill at t:reir Visage show last Thursday and ·could loose, but they were kept under tight control by about an not be interviewed. 4,(XX) Visage bouncers" (believe me when I say your untimely With that out of the way, let me say that you would entire high school football team woiks there) who took never koow Uiban Dance Squad was a band staring stage divers (you know.grandma, those people who get illness and death in t:re face by t:reir ~rfonnance. Trey slammed ·onstage and leap off into the crowd) outside and put gave the their patented brand of funk, rock, metal, rap mayhem them to death. crowd a aero~ the stage arx1 in yourfaee,lettinguponlyto groove Uiban Dance Squad played all your favorite songs on some mellow soul interludes beforedrowingyou on from bothMentalFloss For the Globe and theirrew life slamming your head. 'N PerspectivesofaGenuineCrossover.Rawcr/fionttnan ptrl'onnance Opening the show was Mutha Funker, talented Rud,eooy kep1 their onstage antics exciting while the rest at Visage. musicians woo gave it their all playing funk, fimk and . of the squad did good impersonations oflamps (due to illness?).Theirmusicsaidanddiditallandifyouweren't (Arista Records) well .... funk. They 're a good band who shouldn 'tlet their namebetheironly definition The undeqx>pulatedcrowd there, you should have been The end. ·

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