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Company Numbers Grades 3-5 - I'm Flying Reprise - I Won't Grow Up - Ugh A Wugg - Finale: I Won't Grow Up (after bows)

Company Numbers Children's Choir Prologue - I'm Flying Reprise - I Won't Grow Up - Ugh A Wugg - I Gotta Crow Reprise

- Finale: I Won't Grow Up (after bows)

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(Wendy, John, Liza, Nana enter with "Chiming of the Clock") PROLOGUE (NANA Pushes MICHEAL on Stage) MICHAEL SONG: NEVERLAND - Children's Choir Only I won’t go to bed, Nana, I won’t go to (#4) bed. Liza, it isn’t six o’clock yet, is it?

I HAVE A PLACE WHERE DREAMS LIZA ARE BORN Yes, Michael. AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED; IT’S NOT ON ANY CHART MICHAEL YOU MUST FIND IT WITHIN YOUR I won’t wash up! I won’t! I won’t! HEART (NANAPushes MICHEAL off Stage) NEVER NEVER LAND. IT MIGHT BE MILES BEYOND THE WENDY MOON Liza, we’re pretending we’re Mother and OR RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU Father and we’re going to the ball STAND tonight. Come and play! JUST KEEP AN OPEN MIND AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU’LL FIND LIZA NEVER NEVER LAND. Oh, I’d love to! YOU’LL HAVE A TREASURE IF YOU STAY THERE JOHN MORE PRECIOUS FAR THAN GOLD (Referring to LIZA’s duster) Madam, FOR ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR what lovely flowers. (HE bows) May I WAY THERE have the next dance? YOU CAN NEVER NEVER GROW OLD LIZA AND THAT’S YOUR HOME WHERE Oh, but I don’t know how to dance. DREAMS ARE BORN AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED WENDY JUST THINK OF LOVELY THINGS Just make believe you can. AND MY HEART WILL FLY ON WINGS FOREVER LIZA I can’t. Besides I have much more IN NEVER NEVER LAND. important things to do than play at make-believe and dancing. SCENE 1A: THE NURSERY WENDY NARRATOR Oh, please, Liza? Some say, that as we grow up, we become different people at different LIZA ages. But I don’t believe this. I think we No, I can’t –I’m much too busy. (exits) remain the same throughout, merely passing in these years from one room to (Mrs. Darling enters and applauds while another. But always in the same house. they dance) If we unlock the rooms of the far past, we can look in and see ourselves MRS. DARLING beginning to become you and me. Bravo!

JOHN WENDY Mother! Oh, you look lovely! Oh, yes! Is there anything there?

MRS. DARLING MRS. DARLING Why, thank you. What are you doing in Nothing. All quiet and still. I wish I my old hat? weren’t going out to dinner tonight. MICHAEL JOHN Can anything harm us, Mummy, after We’re doing an act. We’re playing at the night-lights are lit? being you and Father. I’m Father! (Mimics his father’s voice) “A little less MRS. DARLING noise there – a little less noise!” Nothing, my precious. They are the eyes a mother leaves behind to guard MICHAEL her children. Now sing your goodnight (Entering) Mother! song and into your beds.

MRS. DARLING SONG: TENDER SHEPHERD (#2) What is it, Michael? Mrs. Darling, Wendy, Michael, John MICHAEL TENDER SHEPHERD, TENDER They never let me play Father. They SHEPHERD never let me dance. LET ME HELP YOU COUNT YOUR SHEEP MRS. DARLING ONE IN THE MEADOW Well, we’ll soon fix that. (SHE takes hat TWO IN THE GARDEN from JOHN and places it on MICHAEL) THREE IN THE NURSERY Now there! May I have the honor of this FAST ASLEEP dance, Mr. Darling? (SHE and MICHAEL dance)You dance beautifully, MRS. DARLING Mr. Darling! (Spoken) “Fast asleep.”

NANA Wendy, Michael, John (BARKS FROM OFFSTAGE) TENDER SHEPHERD, TENDER SHEPHERD WENDY WATCHES OVER ALL HIS SHEEP He’s chaining Nana up! ONE, SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND TWO CLOSE YOUR EYES AND JOHN THREE SAFE AND HAPPILY She’s awfully unhappy. FALL ASLEEP

WENDY MRS. DARLING That’s not Nana’s unhappy bark. That’s All asleep. Dear night-lights, protect my her bark when she smells danger. sleeping children. (exits)

MRS. DARLING (Tink pops up from behind the bed then (SHE looks out the window) hides again) Danger! Are you sure, Wendy? (Peter appears in the window)

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Tinker Bell! Tink! Tink! What’s your name?

NANA WENDY (BARKS OFF STAGE) Wendy Moira Angela Darling. What’s your name?

TINKER BELL PETER All clear! Peter Pan.

PETER WENDY All right, Tink. Where are you? Where do you live?

TINKER BELL PETER I am over here, Silly! Second star to the right and straight on till morning. PETER Oh, there you are! WENDY What a funny address. TINKER BELL I've never been in a place like this! PETER No, it isn’t. PETER Do you know where they put it? WENDY I mean, is that what they put on your TINKER BELL letters? It’s over here! It’s over here! PETER PETER Don’t get any letters. But which drawer? WENDY TINKER BELL But your mother gets letters. This one! This one! PETER PETER Don’t have a mother. This one? TINKER BELL WENDY Here! (PETER shuts drawer, and TINK Oh, Peter! No wonder you were crying. gets stuck inside) Ouch! PETER PETER I wasn’t crying about that. But I can’t Oh, my shadow, I’ll stick you on with get my shadow to stick on. soap. (Tries twice to stick on shadow.) Oh, my shadow, what’s the matter with WENDY you? It has come off? How awful! Why – WENDY Peter, you have been trying to stick it on (Sitting up in bed) Boy, why are you with soap. crying? PETER PETER Well, then? 3 3

ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS WENDY THAT I SEE It must be sewn on. I shall sew it on for IF I’M PLEASED WITH MYSELF you, my little man. I HAVE EVERY GOOD REASON TO BE

PETER I GOTTA CROW ER ER ER ER Thank you. I’M JUST THE CLEVEREST FELLA ‘TWAS EVER MY FORTUNE TO WENDY KNOW But we must have a little more ER ER ER ER light.(Lights turn up) There. Sit there. I I TAUGHT A TRICK TO MY SHADOW dare say it will hurt a little. TO STICK TO THE TIP OF MY TOE I GOTTA CROW. PETER I never cry. I GOTTA BRAG ER ER ER ER I THINK IT’S SWEET I HAVE FINGERS WENDY AND FEET I CAN WIGGLE AND WAG; There. ER ER ER ER I CAN CLIMB TREES AND PLAY TAG PETER WITH THE BREEZE (He tests it out) It isn’t quite itself yet. IN THE MEADOW BELOW – I GOTTA CROW! WENDY Perhaps I should have ironed it IF I WERE A VERY – ORDINARY – EV’RYDAY THING PETER I’D NEVER BE HEARD (Music and shadow light, HE pauses COCK-A-DOODLING ‘ROUND LIKE A and see the shadow)Wendy, look!! My BIRD – SO shadow! My very own shadow! NATURALLY ER ER ER ER WENDY WHEN I DISCOVER THE It’s only a shadow! CLEVERNESS OF A REMARKABLE ME ER ER ER ER PETER HOW CAN I HIDE IT WHEN DEEP Yes, but it’s all mine! Oh I’m clever! Oh, DOWN INSIDE IT the cleverness of me! JUST TICKLES ME SO THAT I GOTTA LET GO – WENDY AND CROW Of course, I did nothing. You’re ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER conceited. SCENE 1B: THE NURSERY SONG: I GOTTA CROW (#3) Peter WENDY CONCEITED? NOT ME, Oh, Peter – you are so clever! Shall I IT’S JUST THAT I AM WHAT I AM, give you a kiss? AND I’M ME PETER WHEN I LOOK AT MYSELF Thank you. (He holds out his hand) AND I SEE IN MYSELF 4 4

WENDY WENDY (Confused) Don’t you know what a kiss It seems to come from over there. is? PETER PETER I shall know when you give it to me. Wendy, I believe I shut her up in that (Wendy gives him a thimble) Now shall drawer. (releases Tink from the drawer) I give you a kiss? WENDY TINKER BELL If you please. (He gives her a necklace) I thought you’d never let me out of there! Why, Peter, I’ll wear it on this chain You stinky boy!! round my neck. Peter, how old are you? PETER PETER Well, you needn’t say that . I don’t know. I ran away from home the day I was born. TINKER BELL You make me so mad!! WENDY Ran away? Why? PETER I’m very sorry. (Tink points to drawer) – PETER Well, how could I know you were in that Because I heard Father and Mother drawer? discussing what I was to be when I became a man. I want always to be a TINKER BELL little boy and to have fun. So I ran away If you’d looked, you’d know! and I’ve lived a long time among the fairies … WENDY (Tink runs around Wendy) Oh, Peter, if WENDY she would only stand still and let me see Peter! You know fairies?! her.

PETER TINKER BELL Yes, lots of them. I can’t think where Haha he he heee… she has gone to – Tinker Bell. Tink! WENDY WENDY Where is she now? Peter, you don’t mean to tell me that there is a fairy right here in this room! PETER Next to the bed. Tink, this lady wishes PETER you were her fairy. She came with me. You don’t hear anything, do you? TINKER BELL (Loud whisper to PETER) Psssss. WENDY No, the only sound I hear is – like the WENDY tinkle of a bell. What did she say?

PETER PETER That’s Tink - that’s the fairy language. She’s not very polite. She says you’re a great ugly girl – and that she’s mine. 5 5

FOR ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WENDY WAY THERE Oh! YOU CAN NEVER NEVER GROW OLD PETER Tink, you know you can’t be my fairy Wendy because I’m a gentleman and you’re a AND THAT’S YOUR HOME WHERE lady. (TINK shakes head “no”) DREAMS ARE BORN TINKER BELL AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED You silly goose! (she sits) JUST THINK OF LOVELY THINGS AND MY HEART WILL FLY ON WINGS PETER FOREVER She’s quite a common girl, you know. Wendy and Peter NANA IN NEVER NEVER LAND. (BARKS FROM OFFSTAGE) (Peter ducks and hides) SCENE 1C: THE NURSERY

WENDY WENDY It’s all right – she’s chained up. Peter, What does it look like, Peter? where do you live? PETER PETER It’s an island, Wendy. (Pointing toward window) Way out there. It’s a secret place. WENDY A large one? WENDY Please tell me! PETER No, quite small - and nicely crammed SONG: NEVERLAND (#4) with hardly any space between one adventure and another. And it’s Peter summer and winter and spring and fall, I HAVE A PLACE WHERE DREAMS all at the same time on different parts of ARE BORN the island. AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED; IT’S NOT ON ANY CHART WENDY YOU MUST FIND IT WITHIN YOUR I wish I could see it. HEART NEVER NEVER LAND. PETER IT MIGHT BE MILES BEYOND THE You can. Just close your eyes tight. MOON Now, what do you see? OR RIGHT THERE WHERE YOU STAND WENDY JUST KEEP AN OPEN MIND I see a pool of lovely, pale colors – AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU’LL FIND NEVER NEVER LAND. PETER YOU’LL HAVE A TREASURE IF YOU Squeeze them tighter – STAY THERE MORE PRECIOUS FAR THAN GOLD WENDY Yes… 6 6

PETER WENDY And the pool will take on different What fun it must be! shapes – and the colors become brighter – So bright that in a moment PETER they’ll go on fire – and in that moment – Yes, but we’re rather lonely. You see, just before they do – Wendy, we have no female companionship.

WENDY WENDY I see it! I see it! Are none of the others girls?

PETER PETER That’s it, Wendy! That’s my island! Some. Girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their carriages. SONG: NEVERLAND REPRISE 1 (#5) Peter WENDY YOU’LL HAVE A TREASURE IF YOU Peter, it’s perfectly lovely the way you STAY THERE talk about girls. Peter, why did you MORE PRECIOUS FAR THAN GOLD come to our nursery window? FOR ONCE YOU HAVE FOUND YOUR WAY THERE PETER YOU CAN NEVER NEVER GROW To hear the stories. None of us knows OLD. any stories. Oh, Wendy, your mother was telling you such a lovely story. AND THAT’S MY HOME WHERE DREAMS ARE BORN WENDY AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED Oh? Which story is it? JUST THINK OF LOVELY THINGS AND YOUR HEART WILL FLY ON PETER WINGS FOREVER It was about the Prince and he couldn’t find the lady who wore the glass slipper. Wendy and Peter IN NEVER NEVER LAND. WENDY Oh, that’s Cinderella. He found her and WENDY they were happy ever after. Oh, it sounds lovely – Neverland! Who else lives there, Peter? PETER I’m glad! (HE jumps up and runs to PETER window) The Lost Children. WENDY WENDY Where are you going? Who are they? PETER PETER To tell the other boys! They are the children who fall out of their carriages when the nurse is looking WENDY the other way. I’m Captain! Don’t go, Peter. I know lots of stories.

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PETER PETER Do you! Come on! We’ll fly! I’ll teach you!! You just think lovely wonderful thoughts. WENDY Fly? You can fly? WENDY Oh how sweet! PETER Wendy, come with me! PETER WENDY I’m sweet – Oh, I’m sweet!!! Will you teach John and Michael to fly? WENDY, MICHEAL, AND JOHN We want to fly! We want to fly! PETER If you like. SONG: I'M FLYING (#6, #7) PETER WENDY I’M FLYING, LOOK AT ME, WAY UP John, Michael, wake up – wake up, HIGH there’s a boy here who is going to teach SUDDENLY HERE AM I, I’M FLYING us how to fly. I’M FLYING I CAN SOAR I CAN WEAVE AND MICHAEL WHAT’S MORE Someone is there? Then I’ll get up. I’M NOT EVEN TRYING HIGH UP AND AS LIGHT AS I CAN BE NANA I MUST BE A SIGHT LOVELY TO SEE (BARKS FROM OFFSTAGE) WENDY, MICHAEL, AND JOHN JOHN Oh, yes Peter, you are! Quick! Someone’s coming! Out with the lights! (They all exit) PETER I’M FLYING, OVER BED OVER CHAIR LIZA DUCK YOUR HEAD, CLEAR THE AIR (enters with NANA) OH WHAT LOVELY FUN, WATCH ME There, you see! They are perfectly safe EVERYONE, TAKE A LOOK AT ME and sound asleep, aren’t they? (NANA AND SEE HOW EASILY IT’S DONE, whines) Now, no more of it Nana. If you I’M FLYING bark again, I shall have to go straight for Like it? Want to learn? (PETER crows) the master – and you know the master! Go along, you naughty dog! Now, no WENDY, MICHAEL, JOHN more! (they exit) Oh, teach us! Please do!

SCENE 2: THE NURSERY PETER PETER Very well. But first, I must blow the fairy (HE tiptoes on stage) dust on you. (PETER and TINK blow All clear! fairy dust on each child)

MICHAEL PETER Come on! NOW THINK LOVELY THOUGHTS

JOHN Wendy, Michael, John, Tink Can you really fly? THINK LOVELY THOUGHTS, 8 8

THINK LOVELY THOUGHTS JOHN Let’s go at once! JOHN Fishing – Peter WENDY GET READY! Hopscotch – MICHAEL Wendy Candy! READY!

JOHN John Picnics – READY!

WENDY Michael Summer – READY!

MICHAEL Peter Candy! DON’T FORGET, DON’T BE SLOW READY, SET, HERE WE GO JOHN WENDY, MICHAEL, JOHN, Sailing – TINKER BELL, COME ON HURRY UP AND FOLLOW ME WENDY FOR SOON I WILL BE GONE Flowers – I’M FLYING! (PETER exits with TINK, WENDY and MICHAEL JOHN) Candy! MICHAEL PETER Wait for me! Wait for me! Lovelier thoughts, Michael! SCENE 3 - UNIVERSE MICHAEL Christmas!!!! SONG: I'M FLYING REPRISE (#8) Peter PETER I’M FLYING Yeah, that’s it! Come on! I’ll take you to Neverland! Wendy FLYING WENDY Neverland! Oh, it would be heavenly! John FLYING TINKER BELL There are Pirates and Natives! Michael FLYING JOHN Pirates! Peter LIKE AN OWL, LIKE A BAT MICHAEL ON THE PROWL, IT’S SO Natives! SATISFYING John 9 9

I’M WHIZZING NOW THE WAY IS CLEAR NEVERLAND IS NEAR Wendy FOLLOW ALL THE ARROWS WHIZZIN’ I’M ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR I’M FLYING John WHIZZIN’ PETER (Shouts) This way to Neverland!!!!

Michael SCENE 4- PIRATES COVE WHIZZIN’ THROUGH A CLOUD, PAST A STAR NARRATOR I’M SO PROUD, LOOK HOW FAR As Peter, Wendy, Michael and John flew into I’VE RISEN the night to reach Neverland, Tinker Bell scattered her fairy dust all through the stars. It Wendy was pure magic that night!. Next morning HIGH OVER THE MOON HIGHER I while Peter, Wendy, Michael and John are FLY resting, the Lost Children play fun games while BYE, OLD MISTER MOON, BID ME awaiting the arrival of Peter and the GOODBYE pirates…well, wait and see for yourself!

John SONG: PIRATE MARCH (#9) I’M FLYING All Pirates HEADING FAR OUT OF SIGHT YO HO! SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT ARGH! YO HO, YO HO, YO HO, YO HO! Peter, Tink, Wendy, Michael, John WE’RE BLOODY BUCCANEERS NOW THE WAY IS CLEAR AND EACH A MURDEROUS CROOK NEVERLAND IS NEAR WE MASSACRE NATIVES, FOLLOW ALL THE ARROWS KILL LITTLE BOYS I’M ABOUT TO DISAPPEAR AND CATER TO CAPTAIN HOOK I’M FLYING YO HO YO HO THE TERRIBLE CAPTAIN HOOK All (Universe) WE’RE BLOODY BUCCANEERS I’M FLYING AND EACH A MURDEROUS CROOK LIKE AN OWL, LIKE A BAT, WE MASSACRE NATIVESS, ON THE PROWL, KILL LITTLE BOYS IT’S SO SATISFYING AND CATER TO CAPTAIN HOOK I’M WHIZZIN’ YO HO YO HO THROUGH A CLOUD, PAST A STAR THE TERRIBLE CAPTAIN HOOK I’M SO PROUD, LOOK HOW FAR I’VE RISEN SPARKS HIGH OVER THE MOON HIGHER I (Hook bonks him in the head) Oow! No, FLY Captain, no! It was one of those BYE, OLD MISTER MOON, BID ME children you hate. I could have shot him GOODBYE dead! I’M FLYING HOOK HEADING FAR OUT OF SIGHT SECOND STAR TO THE RIGHT 10 1 0

Aye, and the first crack would bring Well, I want no such compliments! Tiger Lily’s Natives upon us! D’you want (Hook bonks Smee on the head) I want to lose your scalps? Peter Pan, who first gave the brute his taste for me. But, by some lucky SMEE chance, he swallowed a clock. And it That is true. Shall I after him, Captain, goes on – tick tock tick with in him, and and tickle him with Johnny Corkscrew? so, before he can reach me, I hear the Johnny’s a silent fellow! tick and bolt. SPARKS Some day the clock will run down and then he’ll get you. HOOK (Hook bonks Smee on the head ) Not HOOK now, Smee! He’s the one, and I want to Aye, that’s the fear that haunts me. Call mischief all of them. Scatter and look back the men! for them! (The PIRATES run offstage SMEE saying Scatter as they go) Most of all I (shouting for the Pirates in a comic want their Captain, Peter Pan. ‘Twas he voice)Meeeeeeeeeeeen! cut off me arm. Oh, I have waited long to shake hands with him with this. Oh, HOOK I’ll tear him! I must think! Inspire me – dance you dogs!(PIRATES grunt) SPARROW Yet I have often heard you say your SMEE hook was worth a score of hands – for What tempo, Captain? combing the hair, and other homely uses. HOOK HOOK A tango! Aye, Sparrow, if I were a mother, I should pray that me children be born SMEE with this … instead of that. But Peter A tango! threw me hand to a crocodile that happened to be passing by. PIRATES A TANGO! SPARROW I have often noticed your strange fear of SONG: HOOK'S TANGO (#10) crocodiles. Hook HOOK (spoken in rhythm) Not of crocodiles, but of that one TO COOK A CAKE QUITE LARGE crocodile. He liked me hand so much, AND FILL EACH LAYER IN BETWEEN, that he has followed me ever since – WITH ICING MIXED WITH POISON, from land to land, from sea to sea, he TILL IT TURNS A TEMPTING GREEN. follows the ship, licking his lips for the WE’LL PLACE IT NEAR THE HOUSE rest of me. JUST WHERE THE BOYS ARE SURE SMEE TO COME. In a way it’s sort of a compliment. AND BEING GREEDY, THEY WON’T CARE TO QUESTION SUCH A PLUM. HOOK (sung) 11 1 1

THE BOYS WHO HAVE NO MOTHER SWEET, NO ONE TO SHOW THEM FRIC THEIR MISTAKE What’s that? WON’T KNOW IT’S DANGEROUS TO EAT, SO DAMP AND RICH A CAKE CURLY It’s the wolves. And they’ve taken poor Hook and Pirates little Tootles! AND SO, BEFORE THE WINKING OF AN EYE TOOTLES THE BOYS WILL EAT THAT POISON Oh no – save me – oh save me! CAKE AND ONE BY ONE, THEY’LL DIE! NIBS THEY’LL DIE, Oh, what would Peter do? THEY’LL DIE, THEY’LL DIE? SLIGHTLY OLÉ! Peter would try to scare them away! And he would make up terrible faces and SMEE stare at them ‘til they go away. Bravo! Encore! A marvelous plan! NIBS HOOK Well, let’s do what Peter would do! Thank you, thank you, but that was (THEY all make scary faces and nothing. Horrid little lost children, their scream) time has come! (The sound of ticking is heard.) The crock! The crock! Protect SLIGHTLY me, Smee! Protect me! See – it saved you!

SMEE FRIC Don’t leave me, Captain! Has anyone seen Peter?

(The Crocodile parades across the SLIGHTLY stage) Oh no, but I saw a wonderfuller thing. High over the lagoon, I saw the largest SCENE 5- LOST CHILDREN FOREST great white bird. I think it was flying this way. (The Lost Children are hiding behind the tress and peek out when the Pirates are TOOTLES gone) Well, what kind of bird was it?

SLIGHTLY SLIGHTLY They're gone!!! I don’t know. But it looked so weary and as it flew, it called “Poor Wendy,” “Poor FRAC Wendy.” I do wish Peter were here. TOOTLES PETER I remember now – there are birds called (Howling like a wolf from offstage) Wendy. Awwwooooo! 12 1 2

CURLY It’s a Wendy bird! You must shoot It’s so quiet. her out of the sky. Peter told me to tell you. SLIGHTLY Natives! FRIC She says Peter wants us to shoot the ALL LOST CHILDREN Wendy. Natives! Natives! SLIGHTLY (LOST CHILDREN run and hide Aye - shoot it quick – bows and arrows! onstage.) CURLY TIGER LILY Out of the way, Tink – I’ll shoot it! Would like to catchum lost boy. Shhh! (shoots with the bow and arrow. Wendy stumbles on stage and falls) CURLY I’ve killed it! Look! A bird! TINKER BELL ALL LOST CHILDREN Peter will be so pleased A bird! PETER WENDY (Crows from offstage) (WENDY cries from offstage) Poor Wendy! Poor Wendy! LOST CHILDREN It’s Peter!

TIGER LILY FRAC Bird must be omen. Let’s surprise him!

POCAHONTAS Good or bad omen? Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon or ask the grinning bobcat why he JOHN grinned? Oh Peter, that was the best night of my life, flying through the London air TIGER LILY amongst the stars. Famous old proverb: When in doubt – run! (They run off stage) MICHAEL Yes, John. But I flew much faster than (TINKER BELL enters and gestures to you did! shoot the Wendy Bird.) JOHN That’s because you’re smaller Michael! SLIGHTLY It’s Tinker Bell! MICHAEL Peter I can’t wait to meet the other boys! TINKER BELL PETER

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And here they are! Greetings, boys! I’m I remember kisses. Let me see – aye, back! I have a great surprise! that’s a kiss.

SLIGHTLY PETER So have we! Are you asleep, Wendy? (WENDY sits up and nods, lies down again.) Don’t CURLY you want to get up and play? (WENDY We killed the big white bird! sits up, shakes head no, lies down again). ALL And look! (They stand aside. PETER TOOTLES sees WENDY) What shall we do with Wendy?

JOHN SLIGHTLY Peter look!! That’s Wendy! Let’s carry her down into the house.

PETER PETER Wendy! With an arrow in her heart! This No! No! You mustn’t touch her. That is not a bird – it’s a lady! wouldn’t be sufficiently respectful. I have a plan... LOST CHILDREN (shocked!) A lady! TINKER BELL You stinky boy! (TINK stomps off stage) PETER I was bringing her here to be our mother SONG: WENDY (#11) – and you have killed her. Whose arrow? Peter WE’LL NEED LOTS OF WOOD CURLY NEED LOTS OF LEAVES Mine, Peter. NEED LOTS OF PAINT BUT HUSH, HUSH, HUSH, HUSH, PETER HUSH Oh dastard hand! (PETER raise arrow LET’S BE QUIET AS A MOUSE like a dagger WENDY’s arm comes up AND BUILD A LOVELY LITTLE HOUSE and grasps PETER’s arm) I cannot FOR WENDY strike. Something stops me. ALL FOR WENDY – SHE’S COME TO STAY NIBS Look at her arm. All Lost Children, Michael, and John AND BE OUR MOTHER PETER AT LAST WE HAVE A MOTHER She lives! (LOST CHILDREN cheer) See – the arrow struck against this. It’s Peter a kiss I gave her.(Peter lifts up bead on HOME SWEET HOME UPON THE heckles) WALL A WELCOME MAT DOWN IN THE TOOTLES HALL FOR WENDY SO THAT WENDY WON’T GO AWAY 14 1 4

WE HAVE A MOTHER, AT LAST WE All Lost Children, Michael, and John HAVE A MOTHER! (they continue to WE HAVE A MOTHER dance) AT LAST WE HAVE A MOTHER (Hook and Smee enter and place the Peter cake on stage, then exit) OH WHAT PLEASURE SHE’LL BRING TO US TOOTLES MAKE US POCKETS AND SING TO Look! A cake! A cake! US TELL US STORIES WE’VE BEEN WENDY LONGING TO HEAR OVER AND OVER (Takes the cake) Children! I’m sure this SHE’LL BE WAITING AT THE DOOR cake is much too damp and rich for you. WE WON’T BE LONELY ANYMORE (LOST CHILDREN groan) Now, you go SINCE WENDY, LOVELY WENDY’S on inside the house. But, before I put HERE TO STAY you to sleep, I’ll have just enough time to finish the story of – Cinderella! All Lost Children, Michael, and John (all exit) WE HAVE A MOTHER AT LAST WE HAVE A MOTHER SCENE 6- PIRATES COVE

PETER HOOK Wendy lady, for you we have built this The game is up. Those boys have house. Say that you’re pleased. found a mother!

WENDY SMEE Lovely, darling house! What’s a mother?

FRAC HOOK And we’re your children. (Hook bonks Smee on the head) WENDY I must think! Oh? SPARKS What tempo, Captain? LOST CHILDREN Wendy lady, be our mother. HOOK A Tarantella! WENDY I’d love to be your mother, provided SPARROW Peter will be the father. A Tarantella!

PETER PIRATES All right. (JOHN gives PETER the top (confused) A Tarantella? (excited!) A hat) As long as it’s only make-believe. Tarantella!

(LOST CHILDREN cheer and dance in a SONG: TARANTELLA (#12) circle around PETER) Hook (spoken in rhythm) LOST CHILDREN METHINKS I SEE A SPARK, A GLEAM, A GLIMMER OF A PLAN 15 1 5

WITH WHICH, PERHAPS, I MAY TO THE SHIP! TO THE SHIP! TO THE REDEEM ME HONOR AS A MAN SHIP! WE’LL KIDNAP WENDY, SEIZE THE Hook BOYS AND YOU’LL HAVE HOOK TO TO THE SHIP! THANK FOR WHEN THE TIME IS RIPE SCENE 7- LOST CHILDREN FOREST YOU’LL SEE THE CHILDREN WALK THE PETER PLANK (In a Hook voice) Ahoy there, young rogues! Hook, Smee, Sparrow, Sparks OH, WHEN WAS SUCH A PRINCELY LOST CHILDREN PLOT CONCOCTED BY ANOTHER It’s Hook! It’s Hook! TO MURDER ALL THE BOYS AND KEEP THE WENDY FOR OUR PETER MOTHER Don’t move! We have you surrounded! Boo! (Lost Children laugh) Hook and All Pirates OH, WHEN WAS SUCH A PRINCELY WENDY PLOT CONCOCTED BY ANOTHER Oh Peter, you’re always playing games! TO MURDER ALL THE BOYS AND You should be setting an example for KEEP THE WENDY FOR OUR our children. MOTHER MICHAEL Hook Wendy mother, I’m hungry! HEY! Pirates LOST CHILDREN BRAVO! So are we!! Hook BRAVO!

Pirate WENDY BRAVO! Well, it’s nearly dinner time; I’ll go home Hook and get it started. And Peter, you’ll BRAVO! have just enough time to give our Pirates children their daily lesson, like a good YO HO! father. Hook YO HO! PETER Pirates Very well, Mother, I’ll do my best. YO HO! Hook JOHN YO HO! (mimicking Peter) I’ll do my best!

Pirates (as they exit) MICHAEL TO THE SHIP! TO THE SHIP! TO THE I’ll do my best! SHIP! TO THE SHIP! TO THE SHIP! TO THE PETER SHIP! 16 1 6

A little less noise there! Line up over there. Are you ready for today’s lesson? All SO THERE LOST CHILDREN Yes, Peter. Peter I WON’T GROW UP PETER Then listen to your father. Repeat after All me. I WON’T GROW UP

SONG: I WON'T GROW UP (#13) Peter I DON’T WANT TO WEAR A TIE Peter I WON’T GROW UP All I DON’T WANT TO WEAR A TIE All I WON’T GROW UP Peter OR A SERIOUS EXPRESSION Peter I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL All OR A SERIOUS EXPRESSION All I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL Peter IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY Peter JUST TO LEARN TO BE A PARROT All IN THE MIDDLE OF JULY All JUST TO LEARN TO BE A PARROT Peter AND IF IT MEANS I MUST PREPARE Peter TO SHOULDER BURDENS WITH A AND RECITE A SILLY RULE WORRIED AIR All All and Peter AND RECITE A SILLY RULE I’LL NEVER GROW UP, NEVER GROW UP, NEVER GROW U---P Peter IF GROWING UP MEANS IT WOULD Peter BE NOT ME BENEATH MY DIGNITY TO CLIMB A TREE John I’LL NEVER GROW UP – NEVER NOT I GROW UP – NEVER GROW U----P, NOT ME Peter John NOT ME NOT I All Peter SO THERE! NOT ME 17 1 7

Peter THAN ALL THE AWFUL THINGS THAT NEVER GONNA BE A MAN EVER WERE I’LL NEVER GROW UP, NEVER All GROW UP, NEVER GROW U---P, NO I WON’T SIR

Peter John and Michael LIKE TO SEE SOMEBODY TRY NOT I

All Peter AND MAKE ME NOT ME

Peter All ANYONE WHO WANTS TO TRY SO THERE

All Curly AND MAKE ME I WON’T GROW UP

All and Peter All TURN INTO A MAN I WON’T GROW UP CATCH ME IF YOU CAN Curly Peter I WILL NEVER EVEN TRY I WON’T GROW UP All All I WILL NEVER EVEN TRY I WON’T GROW UP Nibs Peter I WILL DO WHAT PETER TELLS ME NOT A PENNY WILL I PINCH All I WILL DO WHAT PETER TELLS ME All Nibs NOT A PENNY WILL I PINCH AND I’LL NEVER ASK HIM WHY

Peter All I WILL NEVER GROW A MOUSTACHE AND I’LL NEVER ASK HIM WHY

All Fric and Frac I WILL NEVER GROW A MOUSTACHE WE WON’T GROW UP

Peter All OR A FRACTION OF AN INCH WE WON’T GROW UP

All Fric and Frac OR A FRACTION OF AN INCH WE WILL NEVER GROW A DAY

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Tootles WENDY AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE Dear, dear, your father’s missed his US dinner again. All AND IF SOMEONE TRIES TO MAKE TOOTLES US Oh, Mother, it was such a wonderful Tootles dinner. Strawberry shortcake, vanilla ice WE WILL SIMPLY RUN AWAY cream, chocolate pudding, lemon meringue pie and fudge for desert. All WE WILL SIMPLY RUN AWAY WENDY Yes, I always believe in a well-balanced Slightly diet. Now to get the rest of the house in I WON’T GROW UP order. Tinker Bell, is your room straightened up? All I WON’T GROW UP TINKER BELL Is your room straightened up? Slightly NO, I PROMISE THAT I WON’T WENDY Now really, Tink! I will not go home – All Peter needs me. NO, I PROMISE THAT I WON’T TINKER BELL Slightly That’s really none of your business. I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER Now, pack your bags and get OUT!

All WENDY I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER Why can’t we talk this over like two civilized human beings?

Peter TINKER BELL AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T No one needs you! (TINK stomps on WENDY'S foot) All WENDY AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T Ouch! Ouch!

All MICHAEL AND NEVERLAND WILL ALWAYS BE Now that we’re finished, tell us a story! THE HOME OF YOUTH AND JOY AND LIBERTY FRIC I’LL NEVER GROW UP, NEVER Yes, we’ve been waiting so long to here GROW UP, NEVER GROW U---P a story! NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT ME, NO SIR FRAC NOT ME Pleeeeeaaaaase?

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Very well. no more stories until your father comes home. CURLY Tell us the end of Cinderella. (Natives enter and the Lost Children and Natives face off) WENDY Well, the Prince found her, and … PETER Don’t shoot! We’re friends now! LOST CHILDREN And? LOST CHILDREN & NATIVES Friends? WENDY PETER And they all lived happily ever after. I saved Tiger Lily’s life in the lagoon, (LOST CHILDREN cheer) and she saved my life.

SLIGHTLY TIGER LILY Tell us the end of the Sleeping Beauty. Peter Pan is the sun and the moon and the stars. WENDY PETER Well, the Prince woke her up, and … Yes, I know. Come on, boys, shake hands with your new brothers.(ALL LOST CHILDREN LOST CHILDREN and NATIVES cross And? their arms and stomp a foot) Don’t be WENDY afraid! Oh, come on – let’s make two And they all lived happily ever after! tribes into one. Tiger Lily, let’s shake (LOST CHILDREN cheer) hands.

JOHN SONG: UGH A WUG (#14) One more story one more story! Natives NIBS UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A Tell us the end of Hamlet! WUG, UGH A WUG – WAH WENDY Hamlet? Well the Prince Hamlet dies, Lost Children (LOST CHILDREN groan) and the King UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A died, (LOST CHILDREN groan ) and the WUG, UGH A WUG – WAH Queen died, (LOST CHILDREN groan ) and Ophelia (Oh-feel-e-ya) died, (LOST All CHILDREN groan ) and Polonius (Pa- GUG A BLUCK, GUG A BLUCK, low-knee-us) died, (LOST CHILDREN GUG A BLUCK, GUG A BLUCK – groan ) and Laertes (Lay-air-tes) died, WAHOO (LOST CHILDREN groan ) and … Peter UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A LOST CHILDREN WUG,UGH A WUG – UBBLE WUBBLE And? WHEN WE GET IN TROUBLE, UGH A WOO WENDY THERE’S JUST ONE THING TO DO And the rest of them lived happily ever I’LL JUST SEND FOR TIGER LILY after! (LOST CHILDREN cheer) Now, 20 2 0

Tiger Lily SEND UP A FLARE I’LL JUST SEND FOR PETER PAN AND I’LL BE THERE YOU KNOW YOU REALLY GOT A Peter FRIEND – A FRIEND! WE’LL BE COMING WILLY-NILLY LILY WE’LL BE TRUE BLOOD BROTHERS BEAT ON A DRUM – AND I WILL TO THE END – COME THE END, BLOOD BROTHERS TO AND I WILL COME AND SAVE THE THE END. UGH! BRAVE, NOBLE WARRIOR BOOM BOOM! TIGER LILY All Makum too much noise! Shh! Pirates UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A will hear us! WUG, UGH A WUG – WAH UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A ALL WUG, UGH A WUG – WAH Pirates!!!!

Lost Children and Peter All UGH UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, WAH! SSH! Natives and Tiger Lily UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A UGH WUG, UGH A WUG, WAH! SSH! BOOP A DOOP, BOOP A DOOP, Lost Children and Peter BOOP A DOOP, BOOP A DOOP WAH WAR WHOOP! SSH! UGH A WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A Natives and Tiger Lily WUG, UGH A WUG, UGH A WETCHA WAH IF THE PIRATES GETCHA – AND YOU’RE TOOK AWAY BY CAPTAIN All HOOK! IBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY – Hook! SAB What’ll we do? IBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY – SAB Peter PUFF A WUFF, PUFF A WUFF, I’LL JUST SEND FOR TIGER LILY PUFF A WUF, PUFF A WUFF, POW Tiger Lily WOW I’LL JUST SEND FOR PETER PAN IBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY BIBBITY, SABBLE SEEVIL All IF WE COME TO EVIL SABBLE SOO WE’LL BE COMING WILLY-NILLY THERE’S JUST ONE THING TO DO LILY! SEND UP A FLARE Lost Children and Peter AND I’LL BE THERE WE’LL JUST SEND FOR TIGER LILY YOU KNOW YOU REALLY GOT A FRIEND – A FRIEND! Natives and Tiger Lily WE’LL BE TRUE – BLOOD – WE’LL JUST SEND FOR PETER PAN BROTHERS TO THE END, THE END, BLOOD BROTHERS TO THE END - All UGH! WE’LL BE COMING WILLY-NILLY, LILY 21 2 1

SCENE 9: LOST CHILDREN HOME Oh yes. But they are ours, Peter, yours and mine. WENDY Tiger Lily, I’ll never get my children to PETER sleep after all this excitement. But not really?

TIGER LILY WENDY We go up now. Keep guard. Watch for Well, no, not if you don’t wish it. pirates. PETER WENDY I don’t. Now children, make your father comfortable. WENDY Peter, what are your exact feelings for SLIGHTLY me? Here’s your chair, Father. PETER FRIC & FRAC Those of a devoted son, Wendy. Here are your slippers, Father. WENDY JOHN I thought so. Here’s your pipe, Father. PETER MICHAEL You’re so strange. Tinker Bell’s just the Here’s your paper, Father. same. There’s something she wants to WENDY be to me, but she says it’s not my Now go wash up – it’s your bedtime. mother. (Lost Children exit) They are sweet, TINKER BELL aren’t they, Peter? You silly goose!

PETER WENDY There’s nothing better than sitting by the I almost agree with her. fireside with the little ones close by - - Mother. (Lost Children enter) MICHAEL Peter, don’t you think I’m too big for a CURLY cradle? We’re all ready for bed now, Mother. PETER A little less noise there!(HE surprise TOOTLES himself) I even brushed my teeth.

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Dear ones, if you all come with me I feel SONG: DISTANT MELODY (#15) almost sure my mother and father would adopt you. (ALL cheer) Peter ONCE UPON A TIME AND LONG AGO FRAC I HEARD SOMEONE SINGING SOFT Peter, can we go? AND LOW NOW WHEN DAY IS DONE AND PETER NIGHT IS NEAR All right. (ALL cheer) I RECALL THIS SONG I USED TO HEAR: WENDY MY CHILD, MY VERY OWN Then put your beds away quickly, and DON’T BE AFRAID, YOU’RE NOT remember to bring the baby clothes you ALONE were lost in. (LOST CHILDREN, JOHN, SLEEP UNTIL THE DAWN FOR ALL IS MICHAEL, TINK exit) Peter, I’m going WELL to give you your medicine before your LONG AGO THIS SONG WAS SUNG journey. Get your things, Peter. TO ME NOW IT’S JUST A DISTANT MELODY PETER SOMEWHERE FROM THE PAST I I’m not going with you, Wendy. USED TO KNOW ONCE UPON A TIME AND LONG AGO. WENDY Yes, Peter! MICHAEL Wendy, I’m homesick! I want to go PETER home! No.

JOHN WENDY So do I. But why not?

WENDY PETER Yes, we must go home. Perhaps I don’t want to grow up and learn about Mother’s in half-mourning by this time. solemn things. I just want to always be a little boy and to have fun. No one’s going to catch me and make me a man. NIBS You’re not leaving us, Wendy? WENDY Come on Children, we have to go. WENDY (LOST CHILDREN, JOHN, MICHAEL I must – at once. Peter, I appeal to you enter) to make the necessary arrangements. SLIGHTLY PETER We’re all ready. If you like. Tink, you are to get up at once and take Wendy on a journey WENDY across the sea. Peter isn’t coming with us.

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The lost children we will make walk the CURLY plank, and Wendy will be OUR Then Peter, we won’t leave you. mother!(Evil Laugh) All mortals envy me! Yet better, perhaps for I to be more PETER humble. Oh fame! Fame! How I love That’s all right. If you find your mothers, thee. Let me count the ways. I hope you will like them. (LOST CHILDREN cry) Now then, no fuss, no SMEE blubbering, just say goodbye. You’re famous to me, Captain!

LOST CHILDREN HOOK (crying) Bye, Peter! (LOST CHILDREN Oh Smee, No little children love me. I’m told exit) they play at Peter Pan, and that the strongest WENDY always chooses to be Peter. They force the Peter, if you come for me once a year, baby to be Hook. THE BABY!( Smee not I’ll do your spring cleaning. Will you listening) I’m told they find Smee loveable. come? How can I break it to him that they find him PETER loveable?(HE bonks SMEE on the head) If you like. SMEE WENDY Oww! But what about Peter? You won’t forget? Peter, if another little girl, one younger than I – oh, Peter, how HOOK I wish I could take you in my arms! This is for Peter! Yes, I know. Goodbye. Oh, Peter, how I hate to leave you! But you will come SMEE back for me won’t you? Poison!

SONG: DISTANT MELODY REPRISE HOOK (#16) Aye! He is doomed! Wendy MY CHILD, MY VERY OWN SMEE DON’T BE AFRAID, YOU’RE NOT He is doomed… doomed… doomed… he is ALONE doomed. (Pour Poison into PETER'S glass) SLEEP UNTIL THE DAWN FOR ALL IS WELL SONG: PIRATE’S MARCH REPRISE LONG AGO THIS SONG WAS SUNG (#9) TO ME Hook NOW IT’S JUST A DISTANT MELODY I’M A BLOODY BUCCANEER SOMEWHERE FROM THE PAST I AND I’M A MURDEROUS MAN USED TO KNOW I MASSACURE NATIVES, KILL LITTLE ONCE UPON A TIME AND LONG AGO BOYS (SHE exits) AND NOW FOR PETER PAN YO HO, YO HO, AND NOW FOR PETER PETER PAN!( Evil Laugh) Wendy! (Peter sits down and cries) (HOOK & SMEE enter) (HOOK and SMEE exit and TINK enters) HOOK 24 2 4

PETER believe? Say quick that you believe! If Who’s that? Is anyone there? you believe, clap your hands, clap, clap! (TINK starts to be revived.) TINKER BELL Don’t let Tink die! She’s getting better! It’s Tink! Tiger Lily’s been defeated and Her light’s getting stronger! Oh, she’s Wendy and the boys have been alright now! Oh, thank you, thank you, captured by pirates! thank you! Come on, Tink! Let’s rescue Wendy! PETER What! Tiger Lily defeated? And Wendy SCENE 10- THE SHIP and the Boys have been captured by the Pirates! I’ll rescue her! I’ll rescue her! FRIC Frac, what do you think the pirates will TINKER BELL do with us? I’m so scared. What's in this cup? FRAC PETER Don’t be scared, Fric. I know Peter will What? Oh, that’s just my medicine. come and save us. He always does.

TINKER BELL SLIGHTLY It’s poison! Don’t be too sure about that. Peter wasn’t happy when we said we wanted PETER to leave Neverland. Poison? Nonsense! Who could have poisoned it? SMEE Enough talking! This way to the plank! (TINK acts out HOOK.) (SMEE leads the 3 off stage)

PETER HOOK I promised Wendy to take it and I’m How still the night is. Nothing sounds going to, as soon as I’ve sharpened my alive. Now is the hour when children in dagger. their homes are a-bed, their lips (TINK swallows the medicine as browned with a good night chocolate. PETER’s hand is reaching for it) Compare with them the captive children killed at last and all the boys about to PETER walk the plank. At last I’ve reached me Why, Tink, you’ve drunk my medicine! peak! (Laughs) I’m the greatest villain What’s the matter with you? of all time! (Tink does 10 poses to "die") It was poison! You drank it to save my SONG: CAPTAIN HOOK (#17) life! Tink – dear Tink – you’re dying? Your light is growing faint, and if it goes HOOK out, that means you’re dead. Your voice WHO IS BLUE BEARD? is so low, I can scarcely hear what you’re saying. You say … you think … PIRATES you think you could get well again if NOBODY! what Tink? … if children believed in fairies. (To the audience) Do you HOOK 25 2 5

WHO IS NERO? HOOK WHO'S UNLIVEABLE? PIRATES NOBODY! PIRATES YOU! HOOK HOOK WHO IS JACK THE RIPPER? WHOSE EXISTENCE IS JUST UNFORGIVABLE? PIRATES NOBODY! PIRATES YOU! HOOK HOOK AHAHAHA! WHO WOULD STOOP TO THE WHO'S THE SWINIEST SWINE IN LOWEST AND CHEAPEST OF TRICKS WORLD? IN THE BOOK? PIRATES CAPTAIN HOOK! CAPTAIN HOOK! PIRATES TRICKS IN THE BOOK HOOK WHO'S THE DIRTIEST DOG IN THIS HOOK WONDERFUL WORLD? BLIMEY, SLIMEY

PIRATES ALL CAPTAIN HOOK! CAPTAIN HOOK! CAPTAIN HOOK!

HOOK HOOK CAPTAIN OF VILLAINY, MURDER Now lads, here is a notion: open the AND LOOT, cabin door and drive them in. Let them EAGER TO KILL ANY, WHO SAYS fight the doodle-doo. If they kill him, we THAT HIS HOOK ISN'T CUTE! are so much the better; if he kills them, we are none the worse. SMEE IT'S CUTE! (PETER crows offstage)

SPARROW The doodle-doo has killed them all! HOOK SPARKS AHAHAHAH! WHO’S THE SLIMIEST The ship’s bewitched! RAT IN THE PACK? HOOK PIRATES The ship’s bewitched! There’s a Jonah CAPTAIN HOOK! CAPTAIN HOOK! aboard. ALL HOOK Ay, the girl. WHO'S UNLOVEABLE? HOOK PIRATES Take her to the plank. YOU! ALL 26 2 6

Ay – ay – Captain. WENDY, MICHEAL,JOHN, (SMEE goes and gets WENDY while LOST CHILDREN other PIRATES get LOST CHILDREN Hooray! and come on Stage) HOOK HOOK Then if I am to die, you’ll all die with me. There is none can save you now, Missy. I’ll light a bomb and blow up the ship!

PETER WENDY (shouting from off stage) There is one. Oh, Peter! Save us!

HOOK HOOK Who is that? In two minutes the ship will be blown to pieces. PETER (enters) Peter Pan, the avenger! LOST CHILDREN Mercy, mercy! MICHAEL, JOHN, LOST CHILDREN Hooray!!!! HOOK Back! Back, you little worms. I’ll show WENDY you now the road to dusty death.(HE Peter, you’re my hero! You did it! I hears the woodblock/Croc)The didn’t think you would come and save crocodile! The crocodile! us! (Out of fear, tosses bomb to PETER, who tosses it to CROCODILE) Pan – no HOOK words of mine can express me utter Back, back, you mice! contempt for you. Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! PETER Wait, boys! This man is mine! ALL Hooray!!! HOOK Proud and conceited youth, prepare to SCENE 11- THE LAGOON meet thy doom. TIGER LILY PETER Peter Pan is the sun and the moon and Dark and sinister man, have at thee. the stars! (They fight as the Lost Children and Pirates cheer them on. Hook loses the ALL battle) Hooray!

HOOK POCOHONTAS It isn’t fair. I say it as though it was my Peter Pan is a lump of delight! last breath! It isn’t fair. Pan, who and ALL what art thou? Hooray!

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ALL MICHAEL crows louder! Hooray! PETER PETER That’s better! Yes, I know. I don’t say it to boast, but ALL because I cannot tell a lie – AND NOW WE CAN CROW ER ER ER ER SONG: I GOTTA CROW REPRISE JUST LIKE A ROOSTER (#18) WE’LL BE OUR OWN BOOSTER Peter AND LET OUT A CROW ER ER ER ER I GOTTA CROW WE’LL GIVE THE PROUDEST I’M JUST THE CLEVEREST FELLA AND GAYEST AND LOUDEST ‘TWAS EVER MY FORTUNE TO OF CROWS THAT WE KNOW KNOW EVERYBODY LET GO I GIVE THE SIGN AND THE SUNLIGHT AND CROW WILL SHINE ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER ER AND THE FORESTS WILL GROW AND THE RIVERS WILL FLOW SCENE 12- THE NURSERY I GOTTA CROW MRS. DARLING MICHAEL Oh, Nana, it touches my heart to see Peter, will you teach me how to crow? you turn down their beds night after night. But they’ll never come back – PETER never! (NANA Howles) No! Don’t Sure! disturb the master. He uses your house YOU DO IT TOO as his home, out of remorse. I’ll wake him when it’s time for his dinner. MICHAEL Me? SONG: TENDER SHEPHERD REPRISE (#19) Peter Mrs. Darling Yes! TENDER SHEPHERD AND IF YOU CHOOSE, YOU WILL TENDER SHEPHERD FIND SUCH UNUSUAL LET ME HELP YOU COUNT YOUR THINGS YOU CAN DO SHEEP (MICHAEL does a tiny crow) YOU’RE GETTING WARM (WENDY, MICHAEL, AND JOHN creep in) BUT YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE FORMNG ONE IN THE MEADOW A HAPPIER "ERRR" TWO IN THE GARDEN (MICHAEL crows 2 times) THREE IN THE NURSERY FAST ASLEEP DON’T BE SUCH A SISSY MRS. DARLING PRIM AND PRISSY Wendy! Michael! John! LET OUT A CROW YOU’VE NOTHING TO FEAR JOHN & MICHAEL & WENDY COME AND WHISPER IT CLOSE TO Mother! (THEY rush to her and MY EAR embrace her) 28 2 8

Mr. Darling and Mrs. Darling MR. DARLING THEY WILL NEVER BE A BOTHER (entering) A little less noise here… a little less…. Michael and John AND WE’LL ALWAYS SHINE OUR JOHN & MICHAEL & WENDY SHOES Father! (THEY rush to him and Mrs. Darling embrace him) OH TO THINK OF ALL THOSE SHOES

MR. DARLING Mr. Darling and Mrs. Darling Oh, we thought you’d never be home! WE HAVE NO TIME TO SPARE, IT’S We missed you! TRUE BUT OH WHAT OF IT WE’LL MRS. DARLING PRETEND WE DO (Lost Children enter and Mrs. Darling sees them) Who are they? Lost Children, Wendy, Michael, John WE’RE GOING TO GROW UP, GOING WENDY TO GROW UP, GOING TO GROW They are our friends. Won’t you adopt UPPPP them?! Mr. Darling MRS. DARLING LIKE ME Where did you meet them? Wendy, Michael, John MICHAEL LIKE I We flew all the way to Neverland… where you never grow old! Mr. Darling LIKE ME JOHN But we came back because we want to Nana grow up! WOOF WOOF

SONG: WE WILL GROW UP (#20) All LIKE ME! Wendy, Michael, John WE WILL GROW UP MR. DARLING Come along everyone! (ALL except Mr. Darling WENDY leave) THEY WILL GROW UP WENDY John You won’t forget to come for me, Peter. WE WILL MIND OUR P’S AND Q’S Please, please don’t forget!

Mrs. Darling SCENE 13: MANY YEARS LATER in THEY WILL MIND THEIR P’S AND Q’S THE NURSERY

Wendy NARRATOR 1 WE WILL NEVER BE A BOTHER

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Many years have passed. For a little Boy or girl? while longer, Wendy tried, for Peter’s sake, not to have growing pains. WENDY It’s a girl... NARRATOR 2 Wendy never returned to Neverland. PETER She never heard from Peter again… What’s her name? until Peter arrived at the nursery one night. WENDY NARRATOR 1 Jane. Wendy was a married woman now, and Peter was nothing more than a little dust PETER in the box in which she kept her Jane! childhood toys. Wendy was all grown up. WENDY NARRATOR 2 Peter, are you expecting me to fly away You need not feel sorry for her; she was with you? the kind that enjoyed growing up. One PETER night, Wendy was waiting in the nursery Of course. That’s why I came. Have for the fire to go out, when she heard you forgotten it’s spring cleaning time? something at the window. (Narrators exit) WENDY I can’t come. I’ve forgotten how to fly. PETER Hello, Wendy. PETER I’ll teach you again. WENDY Peter! WENDY Oh no, Peter – don’t waste the fairy dust PETER on me. Where’s John? PETER WENDY What is it? He’s not here now. WENDY I’m old, Peter. I’m ever so much more PETER than twenty. I grew up a long time ago. Is Michael asleep? PETER WENDY You promised not to! Yes. No - that’s not Michael. WENDY PETER I couldn’t help it. I’m a married woman Is it a new one? now, Peter.

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Yes. And the little girl in the bed – is my Will you tuck me in at night and mend child. my pockets for me? PETER No she’s not! No she’s not! JANE (HE sinks to his knees sobbing. WENDY Oh yes Peter! Take me with you. goes to PETER to comfort him – turns and runs from the room. JANE is PETER awakened by his sobbing) (Crows) But first I must blow the fairy dust on you. (HE does so) Now think JANE lovely wonderful thoughts and you’ll fly Boy, why are you crying? with me! JANE PETER How sweet! (WENDY reenters) (Strikes peter pan pose) Hello. PETER She’s sweet! She’s sweet!

JANE JANE Hello. Look at me, Mommy! I’m flying!

PETER PETER I’m Peter Pan. She is my mother! Come on, Jane!

JANE WENDY Yes, I know. No! No!

PETER JANE I came to take my mother – back to It’s just for spring cleaning time. He Neverland. wants me always to do his spring cleaning. JANE Yes, I know. I’ve been waiting for you. WENDY If only I could go with you. PETER For me? PETER You can’t. You see Wendy, you’re too JANE grown up. Are you ready, Jane? Yes. Will you teach me how to fly? JANE PETER Ready! Do you know any stories? SONG: NEVERLAND” REPRISE (#21) JANE I know lots of stories. Peter THEN COME WITH ME WHERE DREAMS ARE BORN AND TIME IS NEVER PLANNED PETER JUST THINK OF LOVELY THINGS

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AND YOUR HEART WILL FLY ON WINGS FOREVER

Peter, Jane, and Wendy IN NEVER NEVER LAND.

THE END

SONG: FINALE (AFTER BOWS) (#22)

I WON’T GROW UP I WON’T GROW UP NO, I PROMISE THAT I WON’T NO, I PROMISE THAT I WON’T I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER I WILL STAY A BOY FOREVER AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T AND BE BANISHED IF I DON’T AND NEVERLAND WILL ALWAYS BE THE HOME OF YOUTH AND JOY AND LIBERTY I’LL NEVER GROW UP, NEVER GROW UP, NEVER GROW U---P NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME NOT ME NO SIR NOT ME

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